Circling Back - Animal Attacks & The World's Dirtiest Man

Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard vitamin c from superfruit Acerola. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Ruff. You know, I'm not going to be sad because it's over. I'm going to try to smile because it happened, but spooky season was a straight up pellicula. A horror pellicula. I don't know how you say horror in Spanish. Horror. They roll their in Spanish. Horror. They roll their R's.

Starting point is 00:00:48 Horror. It was really good. And yesterday's was potentially the obviously it was the finale, but it felt more like the penultimate. Because traditionally

Starting point is 00:00:58 in modern television, Dylan, the penultimate is where most of the action happens. And yesterday, the finale is where the action happens and yesterday the finale is where the action happened by the way sorry i missed yesterday's episode uh it's actually a good thing but uh skelly banged my line after after he was in the still he said it was actually

Starting point is 00:01:18 a really good one he says you guys are pretty nice to him yeah i mean anytime we can have a mix-in thank y'all for being welcoming yeah it was good yeah dylan after after the uh controversy that occurred on monday's episode uh dylan decided to take a take a day off yesterday what was the controversy uh i don't want to bring it up again uh all i'll say is um go listen to lcd sound system this weekend if you're out there trying to have a good time that time you're having just a Halloween party dance yourself clean

Starting point is 00:01:49 Dylan Mr. Squeaky what it do Mr. Squeaky yeah you're squeaky clean take showers regularly I forgot your little mouth slit don't call me mouth slit hey sorry for doing high knees in the office for four hours straight,

Starting point is 00:02:09 but that's my new getting ready for work routine. Yeah, we'll probably talk about that at some point on the show. Yeah. Talk about what? The rundown. Oh, my new regimen? What? You're so annoying.

Starting point is 00:02:28 You don't listen around the office. You don't listen listen on the show you don't look at the rundown i know it's on the rundown you didn't even show up yesterday i know it's on the rundown yeah well skelly wanted to hop on the mic so he has some shit he wanted to say i don't even understand good i don't understand how skeletons can talk when they don't have like vocal yeah well there's a number of issues. Was he good? He was fine. Did he bring fire? He was fine. Not only does he not have vocal cords, they don't have muscles, ligaments, tendons, blood flow also. A brain, things of that nature.

Starting point is 00:02:58 Skeletons typically are dead. A brain stem. Typically. It's the last part of your body not counting the bones to decompose. You mean the money? Yeah. Bones, money. I have several questions about death and stuff.

Starting point is 00:03:14 It's hair, Dave. And nails. That I just don't think will get answered on this podcast. What's like night? Let's hear one. You know how chickens, when you cut their head off, they live for X amount of time? They don't live for much longer i think they're just their body like still firing you know so they're living synapses i don't think they're like i think by definition you know if

Starting point is 00:03:35 there's blood running through their heart and their heart's beating they're still living but they do it for a long ass time right yeah do humans have any of that like don't they say that after you die like that for like two days after that your nails and your ears or something keep growing or some shit i want my nails to be on fleek when i die dude i'm on this collagen in my coffee bit and let me tell you my nails i'm like trimming them every other day now i think your nails are growing too fast yeah well i'm on a lot of collagen i'm doing like 100 grams. Shout out to the peptides.

Starting point is 00:04:06 Love a good peptide. Tired, pep talk, wired, peptide. I bet you your collagen intake is trash. I take collagen, dog. And biotin. My shit's on point. Damn. What's that biotin for?

Starting point is 00:04:23 Don't worry about it, bitch. Why? Is it kind of's that biotin for don't don't worry about it bitch why is it kind of for the same shit i don't know i think it is it's good for your skin and your nails and stuff yeah i don't know shit you know if you're like me you just take neutrophil yeah that's facts i haven't taken it every day skelly's on that biotin i don't know i don't know if any supplements are going to help skelly at this point like i know his bones are so strong i know that like we have like several supplement companies that we work with that we talk about but like i just think skelly's beyond the point of return i don't know man he said you had a good joke about being big boned or something don't give the best material away on the free one. Come on, man.

Starting point is 00:05:06 Subscribe to Smoky Season. We released a 15-minute free preview. They're going to get some material out of that. Yeah, I know, but you're kind of watering down his joke. You understand? People don't know the context. It was a good joke. Yeah, but then if they go subscribe and hear it for the first time,

Starting point is 00:05:20 they're like, oh, yeah, it didn't hit because Dylan cucked it. I think you're overthinking it. As he does with many of the things on the rundown. You're overthinking this a bit. I'm hit because Dylan cucked it. I think you're overthinking it. As he does with many of the things on the rundown. You're overthinking this a bit. I'm not. I'm trying to tease the episode. Just trust me on this.

Starting point is 00:05:29 I know what I'm talking about. We got a loaded episode today, so I'm not going to waste any time. I should get out here and say this. Spooky season has been airing all October long. Tuesday, this upcoming week, is the first of the month.

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Starting point is 00:06:30 But some of the most important stuff we have to talk about, youtube.com slash circling back. That's where all our episodes live these days. Probably on Washed. Like, where'd all these episodes go? Oh, yeah, we have our own YouTube channel. No, not to brag. Also, washedmedia.shop for all your merch needs. I'm actually wearing a too-much-dip bar hat right now. Not to brag also washed media dot shop for all your merch needs i'm actually

Starting point is 00:06:46 wearing too much dip bar hat right now not to brag he said yeah not to brag we're you think it's really difficult to get a channel on youtube you know it's i've never done it it's not the most convenient thing i've never done it if you knew how if you knew how much shit you have to go through to get a custom url dylan you wouldn't be poo-pooing this url right now my guy is with the bureaucracy and the red tape parks wants a youtube channel i'm like nah why give the man a youtube channel he wants the gift of content i said i said dude people on the internet can be really mean you don't want that smoke don't what's your favorite red tube channel i don't hop on red tube david actually i don't know red tube is how about you explain it for everybody i'm gonna go to it right now see how about you explain it oh jesus david if you're at work don't know. I read too much. How about you explain it for everybody? I'm going to go to it right now and see. How about you explain it?

Starting point is 00:07:25 Oh, Jesus, David. If you're at work, don't go to that. You're inappropriate. What's your problem? How did y'all not already know that? Real beaters know. I spend a lot of time on ShedTube. It's where old dudes just take you through their sheds and they show you their stuff. Their tough co's? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:42 ShedTube. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. You get to see a lot of old maintenance equipment, leaf blowers. That doesn't sound exciting at all. It's not exciting. It's relaxing. Apparently, there's a game where you can mow lawns, and someone suggested on Twitter yesterday that I Twitch it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:02 I would actually— That's all you do is you're on a riding lawnmower, and you just've seen yeah i've seen said game i bet that's pretty relaxing honestly i would do that you guys love mowing lawns that would be the closest you've been to yeah yeah randy fucking randy over here i don't think i deserve as much shit for not mowing a lawn as i get uh you should know how to mow a lawn i'm sure i could figure it out i'm sure i don't think it takes more than one time to like figure out how to mow a lawn if i put you in front of a gas lawnmower how long would it take you to start it well first i'd be like why are you still using a gas lawnmower why do you not care about the environment at all gas lawnmowers are still the most popular um and then secondly i'd just figure it out because

Starting point is 00:08:45 i'm different are you trying to say that dylan doesn't care about climate change because that's kind of if there's one person in this studio who does not care about climate change it's 100 percent dylan did y'all see that thing that came out i think it was from greenpeace maybe about the percentage of stuff that gets put in recycling that actually gets recycled i'm not even going to say the number. It's very depressing. It's terrible. Dave, I don't want to be the guy

Starting point is 00:09:08 that talks about this on a podcast that gets listened to by thousands upon thousands of people. It's like 5%. But the work that we put in as individual human beings to recycle things, the environment doesn't see that. It's these big corporations.

Starting point is 00:09:24 Go ahead and say it. The corporateness. It is the big corporations the amount of waste that they put out every single day versus the end but it all gets put on us as if we're the problem no it's not yeah they put it all on us all one percent he's doing bernie i think folks he's corporations all right he just went from bernie to alex this is the podcast we have greta fratberg over here don't call her greta fratberg she's she's making uh she's doing good work fucking fucking greta thornburg i don't know she's taking a lot of flights everywhere to uh have all these rallies and shit what if she just went to school the rallies can't go to her her and leo are on a pj she should host like ted talks she should walk

Starting point is 00:10:04 to she should do virtual ted talks instead of just doing like i know she sailed to one like okay kind of a publicity i'm doing my part to save the environment by mining bitcoin that's like the worst thing for the environment yeah the worst yeah but when the global financial system collapses i'm gonna be like a noble. I still don't know where you're mining for Bitcoin. Where is it? Yeah. You wouldn't get it.

Starting point is 00:10:33 You're right. And I probably never will. And I'm okay with that because I think it's total bullshit. Let me tell you what's bullshit. The little feeling I get when I take my Celsius can or whatever I'm drinking, kind of crunch it up and go outside, put it in the recycling bin. And I'm like, I did a good deed today. Now I know like there's a pretty good chance that's just going to the landfill. I don't think you're actually supposed to crush up your cans before you recycle. I do it. I do it because I'm an alpha man. Because they have

Starting point is 00:10:58 barcodes on them. And this might just be a Midwest thing where you get your deposit return, but they need to scan the barcode sometimes. And I think that might actually be a Midwest thing where you get your deposit return, but they need to scan the barcode sometimes. And I think that might actually be a thing for like sorting purposes as well. So a kid down the street growing up, it was a friend of mine, his parents in their garage, they drink a lot of sodas, very unhealthy. You shouldn't drink this much soda, but you would go out to the garage. They had a can crusher screwed into the wall. You put the can in, crush the can, then put it in the trash can under it. And then they would take those cans and take it to the recycling thing, the can thing,

Starting point is 00:11:32 and they would get like $18 or something for it. That's pretty common, actually. I know a lot of people who get that growing up. It was so satisfying crushing a can. Why do you get money for it? Because it's an incentive. For recycling cans. You get a nickel a can.

Starting point is 00:11:44 It's like a carrot. In Texas? 10 cents in Michigan. I don't know what it is. You don't get that in Texas. You get five cents a can. Hey, that ain't my Texas. Then why does literally no one do it?

Starting point is 00:11:56 Literally a lot of homeless people do it, actually. That's why you see them walking around with big cans, big bags of cans. Walking around with big cans. Of course of like cans walking around big cans of course that's it that's the thing in every state well it sounds like you ain't met my texas yet no i've always i've honestly wondered for the last seven years why no one cares about recycling cans in texas besides homeless people apparently but like i've worked for grand x we had people drinking we had we probably had certain people drinking eight-plus LaCroix's a day. And people are just throwing those cans in their garbage cans.

Starting point is 00:12:30 No, it's terrible. You know your boy's drinking LaCroix. Michigan being 10 cents, maybe that's why y'all did it so much more. It wasn't even a question if you did it in Michigan. It was like if someone saw you throwing a can away, it would be like, what the fuck is your problem? Yeah, and that's how it should be. It absolutely should be. As Dave just schooled us,

Starting point is 00:12:47 it's all going to landfill anyway. Well, if you're trying to get your five cents in Texas, do not crush your cans as they need the barcode in order to do it. Did not know that part of it. Why do they, we're not going to get the right answer.

Starting point is 00:12:57 I'm sorry. I just, I didn't know about the barcode, but I'm like, what are they, what are they scanning for? It was so annoying. If you,

Starting point is 00:13:03 if you brought all your cans from a party to the grocery store to go return the cans and then people were like crushing them and doing stuff because then it was like well now i just have this random fucking can that i can't do it you could get you could recycle more creating less space not everything okay this is what if you have big not everything gets 10 cents. So there might be certain things that have a barcode that does not register. You're passionate about this. I am passionate about this because it pisses me off that people in Texas just throw cans away. Not everybody. You're yelling at us.

Starting point is 00:13:35 You're bringing in the broad brush here. We're trying to recycle. Y'all are can throwers awayers. I just sat here and talked about how I recycle cans. I recycle too. Where do we recycle them in the office i take them to the outside bin why do you think i walk outside five times a day not because i'm like randy and i'm trying to heat up i don't know if i believe y'all i don't know

Starting point is 00:13:53 if i believe y'all go look at our we didn't have mics in front of us i don't know if i believe outside is filled to the brim right now and i put all of them in there okay you want to hear i put mine in sweet seas today that's's okay. Because they probably won't mind. Ours is very full. I think we should get a recycling bin for in here so y'all don't have to go outside to do it. And also to promote other people to do it as we have cans sitting in our garbage. I think that's a worthy endeavor. Okay.

Starting point is 00:14:18 Okay. But yeah, the reason that you don't crush them is because there are certain cans that you don't get deposits back for. Like Arizona iced tea cans. I mean, that's so fucking big and cool. There are definitely certain things that you don't pay them is because there are certain cans that you don't get deposits back for like arizona iced tea cans i mean they're so fucking big and cool there are definitely certain things that you don't pay a deposit on so therefore that's another thing i don't get you don't pay a deposit in texas do you you don't pay if you buy a 12 pack of beer you don't pay 60 extra cents in michigan you get rung up for 10 cents you know if you bring it back if you get a 30 pack use three extra dollars on top and then you bring it back, you get that. If you get a 30 pack, he's three extra dollars on top. And then you bring it back and you're good. That's all I drink is 30 racks.

Starting point is 00:14:51 I'm glad we talked this out. I'm glad because it's been bugging me for years that people, I don't, I don't think Texas does this. Yeah. Texas does do it. We definitely recycle. But like,

Starting point is 00:15:00 if I were to like gather a bunch of cans and get a nickel for each one, I drive it to this. I nickel for each one i drive it to this i was single dylan and i drive it to wherever like i don't what did you say just i'm sorry randy is being distracting what did you single i said that was single it was a cancer it's low blowing for okay yeah anyway i don even know where to take them but yeah it's homeless people do it we had one next to the whataburger in duncanville was like a little just a little build like a tiny building nobody was in it you just went in you dumped the cans in and i guess it counted them it was like a coin star machine but instead of coins it was cans a can star there

Starting point is 00:15:43 you go texas got some problems we gotta work through but texas does participate in the recycling program it's not as straightforward as you're it's not as straightforward as you're saying well i don't know man just let us try we're we're doing our best dylan that's the tiniest yeti i've ever seen that thing sucks what do you put in there you gotta disposable cups what do you put in there there's coffee in here but like how many ounces of coffee probably 12 okay no that's no no no that is not 12 i don't know are you doing that standard cup of coffee is eight ounces why didn't you start bringing this in when you'd be with kj that's a good point when kj was in here you

Starting point is 00:16:22 should have just sat here with thing in your head imagine if kj had one of these oh my god he'd be like well who gave me the shot 10 ounces he'd be like i didn't know yet he made shot glasses yeah 10 ounces it says on the bottom one cup of coffee perfect did you try my uh powder creamer no i brought this from home that's why i have this one what about you no i'm to throw my hand up. I thought I was ordering creamer for the office. I don't want to out anybody, but some people in here do put creamer in their coffee. And I didn't realize it was powder.

Starting point is 00:16:56 And I ordered two different ones. And they were both powder. Where did you order these from? Amazon? Poshmark? No, it've just never i've never ordered dairy from amazon well i tried to order the one y'all like and they're not they don't have it right now it's like out of stock so i tried to pivot and i pivoted right into the powder and it's not a good place to pivot apparently we'll use it i'll use it. Dylan told me the other night we were out that we were drinking espresso martinis.

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Starting point is 00:17:52 performance polos to their hoodies kind of surprised none of us are wearing one of their hoodies we have no rollback on right now is everything okay i had at the gym this morning and the shirt i wore a rollback hoodie this morning when I took Lil Bay to school, actually. That's the end of that story. You can move on with the read. Where all the mommies just like, yo. Damn, look at that little doggie on your shirt. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:14 Go over to Roback.com, use backer20, and get 20% off anything on their site. World's dirtiest man died. Did he die of dirtiness it was pure horniness oh okay he's actually running for um auditor in ohio remember that from yesterday uh anyway um county auditor um that guy was dangerously horny that dude needs to stop yeah this guy died at 94 um and he's been dubbed by the media as the world's dirtiest man as we'll mention amu haji had refused to use soap and water for more than half a century fearing it would make him sick you know what got to 94 you know it's pretty good

Starting point is 00:18:59 in there oh man like this dude stinks all i can think of all i can think of i know he's a hermit so but people don't really have to deal with this man but all i could think of was how there just has to be an absolute stench floating around his place at all times i disagree i think you get to a point of of uh dirtiness where the stench actually becomes Unsmellable Like it gets to that level Where it transcends smell So he didn't use soap and water for fear of it making him sick Yet there's a picture of him smoking

Starting point is 00:19:33 Four cigarettes That's the real reason we're doing this story Alright his priorities are a little Out of whack Said his favorite food was porcupine Have you ever had porcupine? No, and I feel like it would be the biggest beating to prepare. Because of all the quills?

Starting point is 00:19:52 Yeah, quill. It's just a lot. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there's a way to do it. Like, it's quick. You got to pluck them, man. They used to call me quill to freeze back in the day. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:12 Why do they call you that attempts to bathe him or offer him clean water to drink made him sad because on the on the on the beach volleyball court i was just spiking constantly you got to drink clean water how did this dude live to be so old great question and that is i mean on account of the heavy smoking and uh lack of clean water i don't know if he was like smoking every day but it seems like when he did it says he was fond of smoking uh being pictured on at least one occasion puffing more than one cigarette at one like this guy likes everything what if he what if we eat every day what if he was smoking four cigs like twice a week at the same time i feel like if you um need four cigarettes at once to satisfy your craving, you're probably a regular smoker.

Starting point is 00:20:49 That's my theory. This dude was just puffing on those. How did he buy cigarettes? I think he was hand rolling them. These don't look hand rolled. These just look like my man went down to the corner store, picked up some Lucy's, decided to start chiefing. Corner store. picked up some Lucy's, decided to start chiefing. Corner store, Lucy's.

Starting point is 00:21:09 That skin can use some moisturizer. How long do you actually think you could go not showering before you just lost your mind and had to do it again? Well, during the freeze. During the snow vid, when I went about four days without water, I made it about three, and I was begging. You didn't make make it the entire time because you came over to your boy's crib and showered i showered at will's place i think i went five full days without shower i get i'm a greasy boy i get greasy also i made the mistake of working out at home the first day thinking like

Starting point is 00:21:39 this wasn't going to be like a six-day event and little did i uh know it was going to be a six-day event yeah i i also made a very similar mistake in terms of pelotoning dave and uh i don't think that um if if if any inclement weather strikes austin again i think i'm going to try to put off doing anything that's probably fair i still don't understand how this keeps happening to us. The grid? The grid concerns.

Starting point is 00:22:10 Fixed. The water. Dylan famously doesn't boil his water. I don't boil water. I don't have time for that shit. It is a beating. I will give you that. I wish I had your kind of laissez-faire attitude toward hydrogen. Yeah, it's nice.

Starting point is 00:22:27 It's a good way to live. Two oxygen or two hydrogen, one oxygen. There it is. Do you think this guy ate raw meat? A lot of people are asking me what's happened to the raw meat experiment guy. Dude, he hasn't posted, has he? Yeah, no, he hasn't posted, but he's doing fine. How do you know that?

Starting point is 00:22:40 If you go to his Instagram, he has commented numerous times being like, I'm out here i think he's just tired of the uh he's he's a different dude this guy's not your classic uh content creator who's just trying to go to the moon liver king's still creating content i can't believe you've unfollowed him did you i got i got man i've he was making his family do stuff i was like i got just like so sad for them i know he's probably making a lot of money but it's just like this is such a beating you're not a fan of the liver queen have we read the part of this article that talks about this reluctant the soot and pus yeah i was gonna leave

Starting point is 00:23:16 that out go ahead this is gross years of not bathing had left him with skin covered in soot and pus i rna said while his diet had consisted of rotten meat and unsanitary water drunk from an old oil can. I mean, really, like, they need to figure out how he lived to 94. That's really unbelievable. Are you sure he was covered in pus, or was it? Come on, man, there's one S. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:23:41 Which I didn't know pus was spelled that way. I didn't know either. I guess it makes sense. I didn't know either. I love this makes sense. I didn't know either. I love this. A few years ago, when a group of villagers took him to a nearby river in an attempt to bathe him, he threw himself out of the car and ran away. Yeah. Like a child.

Starting point is 00:23:54 This guy's a tryhard. I love just bailing out of a moving vehicle and just rolling and then just getting up and just chopping. This dude's doing too much. Well, he passed away, so, well, sorry. You're doing something right, though. I mean, maybe i should stop bathing and start smoking sick so you're gonna start drinking sewage water out of oil cans maybe this dude i think it's the quad smoke rotten meat if either of y'all go down the same road as a muhaji if either of you does this i will be leaving washed media if we stop bathing if you stop bathing if you start smoking four

Starting point is 00:24:24 cigs at a time if you start drinking sewage water out of your stuff you're eating just spoiled me another point i can keep going if you need me to he passed away at the ripe age of 94 just months after taking his first wash in decades according to iranian state media which hey guys i don't know if you can believe it i don't know if we could be blaming the death of 94-year-olds on a bath they took a month ago. Months, actually. I think there are other things at play, especially given the information that we have at our fingertips, our dirty fingertips right now. His hands look disgusting.

Starting point is 00:24:54 His hands look like that of an animal. Do you guys still not wash your legs? Please. I literally washed my legs this morning and thought, man, I can't believe I sent that Instagram story that one time alluding that I didn't wash my legs on Circling Back. I'm the cleanest guy you'll ever know. I don't remember that at all. I did an AMA on the Circling Back Instagram and I said, no, cleaning your windows at your house is like cleaning your legs. They just magically get clean.

Starting point is 00:25:16 You don't have to worry about it. And then Landry called me out for it. What's his problem? He's still mad at us over the too much dip episode, Pat Mahone's thing. Oh, yeah. You were saying Pat Mahone's is really overrated. Yeah. That was my take.

Starting point is 00:25:31 You're not the cleanest person. I was saying that Alabama's really good and Pat Mahone's is overrated. Those are my two takes. I hit every crevice of my body when I shower. But you're a loofah guy? I know I'm cleaner than you. Hey, do you loofah? I know I'm cleaner than you. Yeah, I i'm cleaner than you hey do you loofah i know i'm

Starting point is 00:25:45 cleaner than you yeah i loofah you how often do you loofah every time you bathe or just like once a day or like every other day i loofah i don't loofah every day i don't think you can over loofah yeah you can over exfoliate as i learned yesterday with the uh joker makeup on my face you only shower once a day you're a nighttime shower guy so you're sleeping in your like dirty ass sheets every night no i shower before i go to bed and then you yeah i know but you sweat at night you know that and then you work out in the morning so you're dirty all day i'm definitely the cleanest i'm definitely cleaning you it's not true you know it's because i'm different and i know much like some of the smartest people in the world know that your body has a finite amount

Starting point is 00:26:23 of energy and that's why i don't work out the battery theory so not only do i shower more but i sweat less my carbon footprint bussin you just did a lot right there i want to i just i just absolutely swatted you out the gym old dirty ass i want to say rest in peace amu you. You lived a life on your own terms, and I respect that. That's respectable. Shout out to you. Shout out to his family. He died doing what he loved.

Starting point is 00:26:52 Smoking six. Just hanging out. Smoking four cigs. Smoking 60 cigarettes a day. I'm blasting four darts. At a time. That's like you when you finally go out. That's like you on your bachelor party.

Starting point is 00:27:04 I walked out and smoked darts. If I'm being honest, I miss a drunk cig, man. I do. They're fantastic. All it takes for me at this point to stop missing a drunk cig is having one single drunk cig and being like, oh, I forgot how bad this is. That's how I feel with cigars. I feel like they're actively making cigarettes taste worse. For me to enjoy a cigarette these days, I have to be out of town and i have to lay some groundwork with bay and like look i'm gonna be on a guy's trip

Starting point is 00:27:30 and i'm probably gonna do a cigarette why don't you just do what real men do and negotiate with your wife that you get x amount per year she'll she'll negotiate to zero that's why that's why i gotta put groundwork in man you should read a book called The Art of the Deal. She gave me clearance to smoke a couple in Vegas. And I did. And I very much enjoyed it. I didn't. I smoked zero.

Starting point is 00:27:52 I famously smoked zero in Vegas. We smoked zero in New Orleans, too. I don't know what's wrong with me. I got to start smoking more drunk sick. You need to smoke in New Orleans if you're going to smoke. That's like a cool place to smoke. I feel like smoking in New Orleans makes things smell better. Yeah, that's a fact. Don't do New Orleans like that. in new orleans makes things smell better yeah that's fact don't do new orleans like that it doesn't smell good parts of it don't in the summer it's the bourbon street is tough it smells like peepee and yeah

Starting point is 00:28:15 trash recycled cans with barcodes on them until will comes and picks them all up will backs his f-250 up don't even i don't think i don't i don't want to do this recycling conversation again no and people don't want that either i've got too many questions we talked we did eight minutes on recycling and got nowhere i recycle okay you know what i've always said my My three R's. You can tell people you do. Reduce, reuse, recycle. That's what I try to do. I try to eliminate single-use plastics, Dylan. I'm totally out on single-use plastics, man. I saw you the other day with all those straws, plastic straws. What was I doing with them?

Starting point is 00:28:58 You just had like eight of them and you were just drinking a Jolt Cola. Yeah. Yeah, you linked them all together. It was weird. Did you ever have the straws that had the loops in them? Of course. Crazy straws? of them and you were just drinking a jolt cola yeah yeah you linked them all together it's weird did you ever have the straws that had the loops in them of course crazy straws dude obviously i hated those awesome did not like them why did it take too long to get the shit it was just kind of annoying you'd like suck it up through the loop then you'd like pull your mouth off watch it go down and catch it back up up. Don't clip that. It's a crazy straw, dog.

Starting point is 00:29:26 They're crazy. Did you ever use a pixie stick at school as a straw in a soda can? No, but I used a Twizzler. Twizzler is another good one. You just bite the ends off? You're getting a little bit of that Twizzle. There's a little Twizz in there. Yep. Just a tasteful amount of Twizz. You would be a little bit of that twizzle. There's a little twizz in there. Yep.

Starting point is 00:29:45 Just a tasteful amount of twizz. You would be a Twizzler guy. Dylan would FaceTime me and be like, I'm about to twizz. And he would just dip his Twizzler. Literally never happened. I didn't even know Dave back then. In the Dr. Pepper and just drink it up. And he'd be like, I'm a Twizzler man.

Starting point is 00:30:00 Also didn't happen. That's what Dylan did. He did that to me at a dinner. Twizzlers are not great the strawberry ones would kind of go a little dummy but the regular twiz not good i'm fixated on recycling right now absolutely fixated i'm thinking about micah i'm thinking about micah how he it became a bit that he would just slam his cans into a garbage can that's how little mike had cared about recycling he was a bit that numerous times per episode he would spike a can you hear about this bear attack i hope that

Starting point is 00:30:32 we have some new listeners today they're like you know i heard a lot about these guys i'm gonna check out the show they're like this guy weird they always just like fight over like recycling guy from michigan really likes to recycle i do the other two guys like may or may not i'm really not sure where this i don't know i truly do think it's pointless for like a lot really likes to recycle. I do. The other two guys may or may not. I'm really not sure where this is going. I don't know. I truly do think it's pointless for a lot of things to recycle, but something about throwing cans away just kills me inside. No, dude, same. I didn't bring that up to diminish recycling.

Starting point is 00:30:56 It just made me sad as a guy who famously recycles. We need to pivot to this grizzly bear story because I think I'm going to say some things that are going to insult some texans and i don't feel like dealing with the fallout what are you gonna do insult bluebell no hey most of them are transplants that you know here anyway keep that in mind true most of them i am all of them i am i'm a transplant almost i don't consider myself texan though he wasn't born here he might he might move after this conversation everywhere's going to shit doesn't really matter where you are at this point everything sucked lately okay can someone tell me what happened to this grizzly bear this is a story that somehow i

Starting point is 00:31:35 completely missed uh we've got uh two college wrestling teammates two friends and uh they're in wyoming cody wyoming that's like the most wyoming city name ever right cody wyoming cody's a good like mountainous cowboy name yeah that's a dude who competes yeah for sure um yeah um his buddy got locked in with a grizzly bear. The bear grabbed Lowry, the main guy, his arm, shaking it until it fractured. He curled up in a ball, but the bear continued its attack, biting his back, his butt, his shoulder. Tough, tough. I mean, his face got tuned up quite a bit. Yeah, he caught some strays up top.

Starting point is 00:32:24 Jeez. got tuned up quite a bit yeah he caught he caught some strays up top jeez his buddy uh whose name is kendall cummings cummings attempted to disrupt the attack by yelling throwing things at it grabbing its coat to attempt to pull it off lowry dude shout out to him for not running a lot of people would run you'd run i would something I've noticed in bear attack, like aftermath, I saw a video the other day. This guy, he was out on his own and was attacked by a bear, not sure what kind of bear. And he immediately just put the phone on himself to record the aftermath

Starting point is 00:32:55 and he's kind of just showing his face. They go for the face, man. His ear was like hanging off. He had flaps of skin. It was really gruesome. My favorite thing of the last 10 years is people who when they encounter um apex predators pull their phones out like the dude the dude with the do you see the mountain lion or whatever yeah we did a whole seg on that that was

Starting point is 00:33:15 wild how did that guy miss with what talking about the guy with the pistol oh this is a different one okay i thought about the guy who was retreating out of a trail. There was a similar one, and this guy had a pistol. I saw that, yeah. And I assumed he was firing it at the cat, and he was, you know, 15 feet, and he was just not hitting it. Well, those pistols are, first of all, a little inaccurate. You know, he had all that adrenaline going.

Starting point is 00:33:38 He's in a mess. Maybe put the phone down. Maybe don't record the encounter with the Apex Predator. Yeah, but if you make- Dude, don't tell him to holster content. You make it out. Yeah. That's content, Dave.

Starting point is 00:33:48 Saw a balcony video the other day. There was a shooting that happened underneath the balcony. You couldn't see any shooting stuff happening, but you could just hear the bullets going. And all the people on the balcony started hiding behind the furniture. And then some dude just ran from like inside the room to go videotape it for the internet. And I was like, that guy's different. That's Micah. He's got the content gene where everyone else is like, I got to get away.

Starting point is 00:34:10 This guy's like, no, I have the content gene and I plan on using it. Yeah, it was like Micah. When you broke your leg. Yeah. And instead of seeing if you're okay, he just ran up with the camera. The shadow of him running up is the best part of that video. It's just like, with the camera. The shadow of him running up is the best part of that video. It's just like... What a time.

Starting point is 00:34:29 A grizzly bear, man. Who in watched media is the least likely to run? The least likely? Yeah. From a bear? Yeah. Like if, wait, if someone gets captured, who's the least likely to run in the wash media network?

Starting point is 00:34:47 I don't know. I think we're all, I think we're all running. I think for me, it depends on who's captured. I know you're, I know what you mean by captured, but I'm, I'm like picturing it as like the bear, like, like. The bear's outside of its like lair with like a weapon like a bowser when he captures the princess yeah the bear grabs one of us what do you mean yeah a bear attack the bear's attacking somebody like oh if the bear's attacking you i'm gonna i'm gonna stick around for it i'm not gonna leave you to die you already said you were gonna run i didn't know what you meant you didn't i didn't know like he had one

Starting point is 00:35:24 of us i thought like a bear is like charging us and we all you know you said before said you were going to run. I didn't know what you meant. I didn't know he had one of us. I thought a bear is charging and we all disperse. You said before that you were going to run. Well, I didn't know what you meant, like I said. If a bear is mauling you, I'm going to try to do something to get it off. That's just instinct. Am I going to leave you to die? What are you going to do?

Starting point is 00:35:41 I think it might be instinct for some people. I go back, like Sally's like, so what happened? Will's just gone. What are you going to do? I don't think that's – I think it might be instinct for some people. I go back. Sally's like, so what happened? Will's just gone. Like, yeah, I just – I dipped. Yeah, he's like, there's not a scratch on you. Like, I know. Fight or flight, dude.

Starting point is 00:35:52 It's one of the two. I'm going to do something. What's so funny? I'm just laughing at this other thing. Story. What are you laughing at? Randy, tell us. Dave's got so many rogue laughs that I just can't –

Starting point is 00:36:04 Bill said that he would try to get it off dave and i looked at each other you looked at me first try to get him off well you're misunderstanding me because earlier you said you would run and that's why i brought this question up of who would not run before i posed the question i just wasn't sure if that was the best way to go about it yeah i don't know if jerking them off would be the move i just thought you meant like if a bear is like if Is that on the handbook? If a bear like creeps up on a campsite, am I running or am I hunkering down? I thought that's what you meant. No, no. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:29 For some people, I think there might be the instinct to fight. But I don't think it's a blanket statement that it's instinct to go fight when your friend gets captured by a bear. What's your stance if you're squaring up to them? If I'm getting attacked by a wild animal and y'all are with me and if y'all just like run if i make it out of that we're not friends anymore if it's apex it that changes everything now if it's like a hog we're not friends anymore we're gonna take we're gonna fight that hog facts we might get gored but we're fighting the hog i think that i think i might be more likely to fight for you and dave than i would for other people at wash media because i'm i'm significantly more invested in your future than Randy. No offense, Randy.

Starting point is 00:37:05 It's all about your paycheck. But if that bears eating your ass, I'm out of there. The idea of us having to mess up these wires in here and the cameras. That's true. No one wants to do that. He did already wire it. Yeah, but what if we have to rewire something? Yeah, maybe Randy gets kept around. Congratulations,

Starting point is 00:37:22 Randy. Dave just saved your life. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to look at your family in the face if i just like left like yeah i like threw a rock yeah at least throw a rock or something you know or a shoe i don't know a shoe is not doing shit then you're just shoeless in the woods with a bear at least i try to like get attention by clapping. Hey, hey, over here. I don't know. So the reason this guy got got was because they were out just looking for shedded antlers. Yeah, for hunting season. It's tough out there.

Starting point is 00:37:59 We've all been there. Damn. This kid's going to have some scars, but the fact that they both survived is astonishing. It's a story, though. Yeah, it was a tech-like grizzly bear. I don't call them scars, man. I call them stories. I mean, grizzlies, it's up there in the...

Starting point is 00:38:18 Got to say, in the photo, this kid is looking pretty good for uh for just you know being a bear attack victim he's he's he's got they gave him a subtle ab flex in there he looks cut he's probably he probably has been just drinking liquids for the last like three days he's just down to like eight percent body fat yeah he's it might be good for for him if he's trying to cut weight for any fight soon i mean i don't know if he's going to wrestle. That's a hard pick. Do you think they talked before the pick being like, hey, don't smile? He's like, let me sit up a little bit so my top four abs are flexed.

Starting point is 00:38:53 That is a hard-ass pick, man. You know that move. You don't want to sit all the way up because then that little lower belly fat kind of flops over. It's tough. It's hard out here being 38. You know what? I can tell that these guys watch hockey. They might even be college hockey watchers. That's hard out here being 38. You know what? I can tell that these guys watch hockey. They might even be college hockey watchers.

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Starting point is 00:40:40 Could be a Sunday, John. Great point. Could be a Sunday, John. Russell Wilson. You guys hear about this guy? I'm no longer moving to Denver. I've been told not to move to Denver by several people from Denver after saying I was going to do that on Monday's episode. Was there a reason? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:40:55 I love Denver. I've heard a lot of bad mouthing of Denver lately, and I've always thought positively of it. If I was going to move to Colorado, I would want to be somewhere that's not Denver. Climate-wise, it's about as good as it gets for me. It still gets pretty warm in the summer, and it gets cold in the winter and snows, obviously, but you're not going to get like, you know,

Starting point is 00:41:17 it's not going to be like negative 10-ish, and you get dumped on and all that shit. Whenever I picture Denver, one color comes to mind. It's always brown when I'm there you know what i mean well you're there in the wintertime i know i know but a lot of it's a long winter there it's always brown plus i've got blucifer that's true oh yeah you gotta think about that that's true do we ever get to the bottom of that i'd rather go small town colorado than like the biggest city in colorado i think older just get those vibes last thing on lucifer can you just pull over and get a photo with it like in front of it i don't know if that's an area that's you don't want to fuck

Starting point is 00:41:54 around in airports yeah yeah yeah then people are like whoa what's this guy pulling over for oh they want to pick with blue oh classic uh the demonic horse. We get it, dude. First time. Dylan, can you explain what Russell Wilson did on this flight to London? So they have a football game in London this weekend. Okay. American football or are they playing soccer? They're playing American football. The Denver Broncos are playing.

Starting point is 00:42:18 I'm not sure who they're playing. It doesn't matter. It matters. Russell Wilson, this is a tweet from a guy named Zach Stevens. He's a beat reporter for the Denver Broncos. Okay. Russell Wilson worked out and stretched for four of the eight hours on the flight from Denver to London. It's the Jags, of course.

Starting point is 00:42:39 Said he was doing high knees in the aisle when the rest of the guys were asleep. Can I defend him him i would rather you didn't let me say this isn't he not banged up he's banged up so maybe he's trying i mean it's a long plane plane ride he's trying to stay loose as someone who suffered from sciatica and on the way to his honeymoon had the worst pain down his uh buttocks and hamstring region i was having to get up i wasn't doing high knees but i was walking up and down the aisle to get the blood flowing but you were flying on a commercial flight correct facts you don't have a full you don't have a full-blown uh you know

Starting point is 00:43:18 physio team looking after you at all times you probably didn't know you probably didn't have room to pack those things that you put on your legs that increase blood flow by putting pressure on it and stuff. Oh, those. You know he's got some of those. Four of the eight hours. That's an exaggeration, right? You got to ask Zach Stevens.

Starting point is 00:43:37 I don't know. I don't. I'm not going to ask him. This guy, like, I know, like, they talk about locker room guys. Russell Wilson, it seems like the complete opposite of a locker room guy. A locker room guy is someone like Joe Burrow. Yeah. Who's just cool, swag.

Starting point is 00:43:52 Her big content guy, he smokes the cigars. Exactly. What did you say? What did you say? Big content guy likes making fun of Joe Burrow for smoking cigars. I'm going to make it about the Cowboys. The Cowboys, the locker room loves Dak. Okay.

Starting point is 00:44:08 The Ravens, they love Lamar. They do. The Bengals love Joe Burrow. Probably plenty of guys we could point to. It's probably well-liked. No, no, no. We're going to go down. Carson Wentz, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:44:17 I doubt it. A guy like Derek Carr, not a locker room guy. Is it because? I think he tries way too hard to be like one of the guys, and he just misses big time. I think he's a total room guy. Is it because... I think he tries way too hard to be one of the guys and he just misses big time. I think he's a total chotch. I don't think he's a chotch. What do you really think?

Starting point is 00:44:31 Why? Dude, he's just mega Christian, dude. My take on Derek Carr is that he's... It's not about him being Christian. No, but that's why he comes off the way he does. No. Because he's so proper. Did you not watch Hard Knocks with the Raiders?

Starting point is 00:44:46 He does have an inexplicable Southern accent. Okay. And you're like, where are you from? If you watch Hard Knocks with the Raiders, you would get a little idea of what I'm talking about. It's not because he's Christian. There are many Christians in the NFL who are great guys. Name them.

Starting point is 00:44:59 He tries really hard to be just like one of the guys, and he doesn't have the personality to pull it off. I know what you're saying. That's his job. He has to try hard. He's the quarterback of the team. He's a leader. I like that Kyler doesn't really care.

Starting point is 00:45:16 Kyler's like, you know what? I'm going to put these headphones on, and I'm going to go out and play, and maybe we'll win eight games. I don't know. Maybe. How many times is Russell Wilson making a speech in the locker room, I'm going to go out and play. And maybe we'll win eight games. I don't know. Maybe. How many times is Russell Wilson making a speech in the locker room and one of the guys is just like, oh my God, give it a rest, dude. Just give it a rest.

Starting point is 00:45:32 We don't care. You just made it sound like I'm really anti-Christian. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't know that. You absolutely did. I didn't know the angle you were coming in on, but I thought you were just making fun of his personality where he's just a happy-go-lucky, God-fearing who could just kind of has that demeanor to him what would you rather be his

Starting point is 00:45:48 faith had nothing to do with anything i was thinking that's not how i was trying to portray it for you i was just saying like okay don't be sensitive about derrick car because if you what'd you say if you paint me a certain line we have people listening to anything i'm like anti-christian which is absolutely not true that's not how i you didn't say it sounded that way okay that's not what i was trying to do sorry you did say derrick carr's name like al michaels eric core it's my al michaels i've never done that and i won't do it again now to be clear for the folks at home i've known dylan for many years he is not anti-christian nor is he anti-recycling go back and listen to this when we're done and i think that i don't think you'll try to get as mad at me as you are i'm not mad

Starting point is 00:46:32 i wanted to clarify that you know that's not why i don't like the guy were you in uh uh young life in high school i was not were you in the fellowship of christian athletes fca i was not all right i was trying to throw you a bone i'm just kidding i grew up going to church i know i'm just i mean i don't i don't i don't think will was trying to paint that picture but i am here to defend russell wilson why oh because he is sciatica now i don't i don't know if it's sciatica i'm in fact i'm almost positive it was not although it might it was hamstring so it's it's in the ballpark you know how you feel when you get up off when you've been sitting for that long when i when i sit for a long time usually my inclination is to not stand up and do high knees for four hours in the aisle that's you're trying

Starting point is 00:47:19 to keep the blood flowing and like you don't want to look you don't want to get up from the plane and be stiff is this safe to do not that kind of stiff you want to look you don't want to get up from the plane and be stiff is this safe to do not that kind of stiff you want to what it's safe to do high knees on an airplane i guess one that that's big it probably doesn't matter like there's a seinfeld episode actually the finale or one of close to the finale kramer's jumping up and down on a private jet and they had to do an emergency landing because of it that's that's good you ever down on a private jet and they had to do an emergency landing because of it. That's good. You ever been on a plane when somebody was doing lunges up and down the... I've seen that, Don.

Starting point is 00:47:52 I have not. Liver King just straight up brought some weights on his private plane. That's a PJ, though. That's different. Are we surprised that the Broncos plane doesn't have a little part of it that has like a couple mats and maybe some bands. Maybe it does.

Starting point is 00:48:10 You can get some work in on it, you know, 30,000. I just don't believe that he's the only guy injured who needs to be moving around the entire flight on that flight. There's got to be some other people. There's also, you have to factor in, there's precedent here for just really cringy behavior with this guy. And so he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt because he's russell wilson and he's the cringiest guy in the league what's the worst exercise

Starting point is 00:48:34 someone would do could do on your plane like what's the like sprints like handstands oh yeah sprints yeah sprints up down the house you never want to see somebody sprinting towards the cockpit you see yeah if russell wilson sprints down the aisle and i'm on the team i'm tripping him unless mark walberg's on that plane right mark walberg wouldn't have done shit hey man just saying if it was me he would have been yeah he would have been tired from getting up at 2 a.m to start his workouts for the day. That's not talked about enough. I know we bring it up like once a year.

Starting point is 00:49:09 No, it got brought up on a podcast recently. They like grilled him about it. And he admitted that that is not his everyday like constant schedule. That was for one film that he was doing. Kind of made me sad when he said that. Is that like the Hunter S. Thompson daily routine that was like... I think Hunter S. might have been a different beast.

Starting point is 00:49:27 I mean, definitely. I think he had some demons that led him to doing some drugs every single day. The personalities that we have currently with three of the biggest names, three of the biggest quarterbacks in the league, you got Brady, you got rogers you got russ who you choose it that is like such good content for the nfl like even people who are casual

Starting point is 00:49:52 football fans or don't follow at all they know they're like oh so is brady gonna finish the season my mother-in-law who doesn't really follow football asked me yesterday she's like you think tom's gonna like quit on the team and i was like great question i don't know i don't think you will and that's my take and rogers just threw his teammates under the bus on pat mcafee not a good look wow what'd he say he said a lot of guys are making too many mistakes and probably deserve less playing time whatever does it make it anything bad that happens to aaron rogers i'm fine with does it make it more obnoxious that he did that on mcafee yeah as he was standing up wearing a tank top if i'm if i'm one of his teammates i'm like can you just not go on mcafee and shit on us can you just not go on joe rogan and shit on us like that's a conversation you have with your teammates or your coach or gm

Starting point is 00:50:39 or something that's you don't do it publicly i'm so glad that aaron rogers is so unlikable that i don't think it's feasible that he could possibly get like a booth job later in life and i i truly hope he never gets something like that because if he does i will stop watching the nfl completely there's no way that i could watch him on a day on a consistent basis and be okay with it he's just the worst yeah he would not be good in the booth i feel like he he'd pivot. Like every season, he'd have like a new thing that he was doing. Yeah, because he would be attending ayahuasca ceremonies. And like every time, he'd be a different person every time. That's like the...

Starting point is 00:51:15 Isn't that our fear with ayahuasca? We can never do it? Because like, what if we did it? And then we're like... Correct. You know, I don't want to be around anymore. I don't want to do podcasts anymore. Although the Packers ayahuasca touchdown celebration was pretty cool to be around anymore. I don't want to do podcasts anymore. Although the Packers-Ayahuasca touchdown celebration

Starting point is 00:51:26 was pretty cool. It was good. I laughed. I chuckled. Anyway. They'll probably stop doing fun celebrations like that once they get thrown under the bus by them. No fun league.

Starting point is 00:51:41 Something I like to do anytime, like a new cringy behavior from Russell Wilson drops, which happens quite a lot, I imagine in the future finding it on the TL or something and just thinking about what a boner this guy is and his son is being raised by him. Did you ever stop to think that maybe on that plane, Russ was just getting up to one two step

Starting point is 00:52:05 i'd consider that yeah but it makes a lot of sense i'm gonna have to just i'm gonna come clean a stall i joke from randy you did he writes my best material you know what he should be doing instead taking those athletic greens You did. He writes my best material. You know what he should be doing instead? Taking those athletic greens. Our next partner has a product that we use literally every day. Started taking AG1 because I just know that my regular diet in life is just not doing what it needs to do in order to keep me firing.

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Starting point is 00:54:42 Why is it me? We're going to turn off our mics and let Dave talk about snakes for a little bit. Please don't. Let Gardner Snake Dave handle that. This snake's actual name is pretty dope, by the way. Houdini? It's not Houdini, no. That's a nickname that he got after he escaped.

Starting point is 00:54:55 What's his actual name? Sir Voss, which translates to Sir Hiss. That's my snake. Might I have a hiss, me lord? A Swedish zoo has been partially shut down after a king cobra staged an impressive escape from an enclosure over the weekend with staff on Monday still searching

Starting point is 00:55:13 for the venomous vagrant. The snake, named, like Dylan said, Servas. Servas. Escaped on Saturday through a lamp fixture in a terrarium and was believed to be somewhere in an inner ceiling. This snake's going to drop out somewhere and just absolutely rattle someone. If there's a venomous snake on the loose, you got to shut down the whole zoo, not part of the zoo.

Starting point is 00:55:33 I'm so out. Thank you for saying that. To the Stockholm Zoo that is not fully shut down while a venomous snake just roams your grounds? You're begging for an accident. your grounds begging for an accident do you think this snake like put on some little tiny like little glasses and like the fake nose and mustache and just like slithered out of there and like walked by the guard don't mind him a nod hey mike he put on a trench coat with one of his other snake buddies and got on his shoulders yeah i forgot to tell you yesterday i got up from work i took stella on a walk okay this lady pulls over she's like just want to tell you yesterday, I got up from work and took Stella on a walk.

Starting point is 00:56:06 This lady pulls over. She's like, just want to let you know, there's a rabid raccoon running around in this area. We've seen it all day long. So you might want to clear the area. Kind of reminds me of this situation a little bit. Could you take a rabid raccoon? I would just kick it in the face as hard as I could, probably.

Starting point is 00:56:26 While it's biting your neck and giving you, like, rabies? If it got me first, of course. The death rate once you get rabies is near 100%. Not great. As we learned. Not great. So I was on high alert. We got out of there pretty quickly. It would probably get Stella before it got me.

Starting point is 00:56:41 Okay, dude. Was this lady solely going around the neighborhood letting people know? That's a good Samaritan. She was pulling into her house, which I happened to be right in front of. She's got to call animal control. Yeah, there's probably a better person to call, but it's nice that she noticed that. Great post for next door, Dylan. She said animal control was

Starting point is 00:56:57 on its way. So, hopefully they got the little fucker. I was on next door the other day. It's been terminated. And this woman posted a photo of a gentleman riding a bike by someone's house and she said that this gentleman was aggressive rude loud and that he was throwing drugs into people's front yards that happens all the time i hate that i i i couldn't fathom what i was reading i was like he's just throwing his drugs into people's yards he's reverse trick-or-t. People who do drugs love to give it away for free. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:27 Famously, they like getting rid of them instead of acquiring as many as possible and doing them. Yeah. Everybody was just like, please give him my address. I would love some free drugs in my front yard. And I was like, yeah, this lady deserves to get absolutely roasted. It's like when Jesse really felt bad about all the money, blood money he had, and he's just driving through throwing like stacks, like thousands of dollars out the window.

Starting point is 00:57:47 It's like that, but with drugs. Right. So stupid. Maybe as everyone walking around yelling for Houdini and he's like, they're looking for a different snake. My name's Sir Hiss. Sir Hiss.

Starting point is 00:58:01 Sir Vass. You know this, remember this happened last year in Grand Prairie? That guy's King Cobra escaped, and they literally never found it. They assume it died. But there was a King Cobra in Grand Prairie, home of Selena Gomez. Very venomous, David. Yes, the king.

Starting point is 00:58:19 The king of all the cobras. The ones with the flaps. Oh, yeah. What's up with that? What's up with that? What's up with that? They hit you with those flaps, it's over for you. I used to draw these things back in the day. I did it because of Aladdin.

Starting point is 00:58:32 You guys see this movie? Yeah. It does have a warning before it now that they do appropriate some cultures. Be careful if you're watching Disney+. It's good to know. Yeah. Yeah. And what's up? This lady just got absolutely swallowed by one dude this is a this is actually a pretty sad one yeah yeah so there's a woman in indonesia

Starting point is 00:58:53 who uh went on a little 54 years old not not super old or anything certainly not a bag of bones no she's called a grandma on the uh post that i saw anyway not important she went for a walk and never came back grandma's not age dependent it's more you're right but if you're gonna call someone a grandma on a headline i feel like it's you're painting them out to be just an old bag of bones you know what i mean remember grandma ma larry johnson oh yeah that was a sick campaign she was sick no larry walker but anyway 400 400 yard drive when jarrah 54 left her home for work as a tree tapper on an indonesian rubber plantation on sunday morning it was the last time her family would see her alive as i said she never came back the next day her husband went looking for her uh he didn't find her but he did find a 22 foot python with a big

Starting point is 00:59:46 cheese stomach turns out that uh she was in there can you survive if you get swallowed no you can't breathe in there you're just gonna suffocate okay and i think they have like a mechanism that releases some kind of stuff that immediately i would hope so but just if you're trapped you're not just in there like you're inside of a whale. That's a tough way to go. It seems like a human would be strong enough to bust through. But obviously, it's not that easy. Like their muscle and tissue?

Starting point is 01:00:16 That's the last thing I'm going to do if I'm getting swallowed by a snake. Is bust. I'm just trying to end it as fast as possible. Here's what I hope. I'm punching myself in the face. You know to end it As fast as possible I Here's what I hope I'm like punching myself In the face You know sometimes You see these snakes

Starting point is 01:00:27 Swallow big animals Or whatever And it takes them a while To like actually do Like the swallowing part I hope that She was squeezed to death Before that

Starting point is 01:00:35 Like that part happened Alright that's my question Do we think maybe she Okay because the python Is it a squeeze type? It's a squeezer I believe Wilkin look this up

Starting point is 01:00:44 I'll do it You guys talk this out I'm assuming because Like it's gonna wrap you i believe will can look this i'll do it you guys talk this out i'm assuming because like it's gonna wrap you up constrict you much like a boa constrictor or maybe not we'll find out soon but it's not like a bite in in like venom and like disable you i don't think oh but maybe she had some sort of condition maybe she passed out or had a heart attack and then this thing just like nah she was dead before she got eaten okay that's not that's how these things fuck around if not this is a top five worst way to go no that's that was like that's why i had my question because if you're dead while entering the animal i feel like you could figure out a way to get out but if they can if they constrict you

Starting point is 01:01:17 and kill you in a couple minutes before that that then i'd take back suffocate you to death it's too much too much risk for the snake to try to swallow something that's still alive because if you if you think you can take a what is it a bobcat easily any big cat then you should have you should have the confidence in you to say that you could bust out of a python if you're alive in there a 22 their skin is thick dude their little snake skin a 22 foot snake that's you sure it's not just big boned don't you bust in me David out of me

Starting point is 01:01:49 that's a snake well to this I hope none of her family listens to this podcast I don't know if we did her life the justice we should have but to her we're sorry I do like the thought of somebody busting out Ace Ventura out of the rhino.

Starting point is 01:02:09 Like after being swallowed and they're like, holy shit. Jesus, guys. Like, really? Nothing? He did find her whole body intact, by the way. So she was swallowed whole. Man. Dude, Nate, y'all got to be careful out there.

Starting point is 01:02:23 Ooh, the hug of death, they call it. Yeah, I don't mess around. I don't like any snakes. Oh. Why'd they call them water moccasins and not just call them flofers instead? T-Man's raising the roof right now. T-Man's pumped. It's a good question.

Starting point is 01:02:43 Are we doing a, is this a transition into a flofers read no it could be if you're trying to have a fun weekend this weekend make sure to put on your flofers i freaking hate snakes man snakes or spiders which one really gets oh it's definitely snakes see spiders for me i don't like no it's not that i'm i'm not afraid of the snake i certainly am it's just a spider it's the way they coil up they can hide under shit and they squeeze and it's like they're just so creepy eight legs versus no legs and it's that that little tongue you do it with your mouth you have a tongue that's what they do they kind of flick it though i'm not gonna do it jesus i don't they're so gross right i don't do anything with

Starting point is 01:03:23 snakes i mean i don't like spiders but you've given the choice i bet you've never charmed a snake uh if it was if i was like let's say let's say sally divorced me oh no and i have a midlife crisis i got a bed in the garage if you need it in the swing academy uh let's say i moved to new york and like emrata dms me and she's like hey you want to go on a date i saw you moved to new york and like emrata dms me and she's like hey you want to go on a date i saw you moved to new york and i'm like all right very plausible scenario yeah and i'm like okay yeah let's do it she and i would go out we have a couple of negroni spagliatos with prosecco and then we're like hey maybe we should go back to your place and chill out and i walk into emrata's

Starting point is 01:04:00 place and she has a snake in a terrarium i'm out you're out i'm out she takes you back to the snake farm done what if it's like a uh big bird type bird or snake oh if she has a bird i'm like all right i'll stay for the night but like i gotta start i gotta start slow fed birds different because people who have snakes in my, they kind of enjoy feeding the snake. And I think that's a little like... Don't get me wrong. I've seen this done. And I'm like, okay.

Starting point is 01:04:31 And that's... Yeah, that's weird, though. I don't want to drop a mouse into a snake's terrarium. I didn't even like feeding my chameleon grasshoppers. Yeah. I didn't even like that. And I don't like grasshoppers very much. I don't know who does.

Starting point is 01:04:43 I have no issue with the grasshopper. Shout out to my chameleon, though. Gone too soon. He's alive. No. Did you feed him to a snake? No, dude. I went on spring break, and I was told that I could leave him for a week without eating.

Starting point is 01:04:57 You starved to death. No. I had two. One of them ate the other one's head off. That's pretty sad. Are you kidding? It was pretty jarring i was pretty excited to get home and see how my uh chameleons were doing and when i ran upstairs i

Starting point is 01:05:09 think my mom probably heard a scream what if you get so hungry you just ate one of your homies heads think about it i don't know y'all y'all all said that i would be the first one to die on a fucking island so yeah i stand by that yeah that's facts if we're ever all stranded on an island together i'm gonna set up one of those i'm gonna dig one of those holes and set up a bunch of pokey sticks in the bottom of it and then lure all y'all i'm gonna trap you guys why the head i don't know i wanted the same thing maybe he wouldn't stop talking i don't think chameleons can talk oh yeah yeah shit unfortunately stop doing stop doing the talk they're both doing it i'm gonna do this entire next ad read in chameleon

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Starting point is 01:07:25 but for our friends at the Molson Coors Beverage Company in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, make sure you celebrate responsibly this weekend. Dylan, what are you getting into? Thanks for asking, Will. Got parks all weekend. Pretty excited about that. His mom's out of town. Don't have a whole lot going on other than the merriman monsters spooky

Starting point is 01:07:45 monster bash what's it called i don't know what it's called i'm going to that for sure doesn't sound like you are you're going this year i'll go 100 going okay 100 going bay is tbd we might have to find a sitter we got both kids but i'm definitely going i'm pretty excited for it i went solo last year me too are y'all bringing your plus ones your ladies your better halves sally said earlier today while she was in the studio recording the mail-in podcast which you can listen to anywhere podcast or phone she said that she was quote not going to dress up and i will go on record saying this as a noted halloween hater i don I don't hate Halloween enough to show up with someone that didn't dress up. Gotta dress up.

Starting point is 01:08:28 I'm just not doing that. She's gotta dress up. I don't. I'm not condoning that. I get it. That's pretty much all I have on the docket, man. Nothing else really in the works. Gonna be a big family weekend.

Starting point is 01:08:45 Pretty excited for it. What's that boy dipping into? When you're here, you're familia. I didn't mention golf Friday. We have golf Friday. Yeah, we're playing golf. Weather dependent. If this rain is real, we might need to have a tax conversation.

Starting point is 01:09:01 Playing golf Friday morning. Then, nothing planned Friday morning. Then, uh, nothing planned Friday night, Saturday. I'm going to the Merriman spooky bash and, um, I'm going to debut a costume that I have not worn. Uh, I will just, I'll give you a little clue. No makeup, no makeup, makeup learned yesterday, makeup, Halloween makeup, or just makeup in general. Not the easiest thing to remove from

Starting point is 01:09:32 your eyebrows. Just a little fun fact. And Sunday, that's it, man. We're, we're, we're keeping it low. I think, I think I'm going to be hurting Sunday. If it's anything like last year, spooky bash when Brett made me the just most powerful old-fashioned anyone could ever have. So, yeah. Yeah. He made such a strong old-fashioned that I questioned if Brett knew what an old-fashioned was. You'd think he would by now, as much as he eats dinner at bars. Old-fashions are inherently very strong, though.

Starting point is 01:10:04 Yeah, but they're supposed to be pretty cut with the sweetness in order to take away from that sting brett just made just diesel fuel straight up gas you could set that thing on fire if you wanted to blaze it you wouldn't know anything about that you never you never burned a day in your life no you don't i'm gonna be drinking delcotini's all night if he doesn't have a delco teeny station i'm gonna be upset you'll be up very late yeah delco teenies huge weekend for me huge weekend for me i'm also a part of this tea time on friday uh but saturday you know what it is no i am pre-gaming dinner or sorry the party with dinner i'm going to a restaurant that i'm somewhat of a critic of i don't know what to get i currently have the uh the menu up right

Starting point is 01:10:51 right now i almost said it in texas style right now should i go with this uh chicken fried steak dylan i know i know you're a big fan i i actually i've had that particular chicken fried steak and it is uh pretty good what kind of fish is a market fish where do you fish for market fish at the market oh okay because i'm wondering about that too what market are they getting it from just the market what's up with the quail at this place why did they get divorced and why are they i don't know if they're divorced why are they making them get served together i've had the quail at this place yeah it's pretty bony quail's fine it's better as like a breakfast sausage type deal i've never been a big quail guy you're getting off quail sausage uh i was not prepared by me

Starting point is 01:11:32 here my favorite birds chicken turkey duck what's up with chicken weird me out lately i don't know i don't haven't i've been weirded out by chicken a little bit you had it monday i know yeah what is up with that it's that cartilage what are your favorite birds just kidding go on with your weekend duck for sure it's not my number one i love ducks quack uh i like canadian geese not to eat just to kind of watch but as far as birds go to eat i think i think it is chicken that's the one quail's just okay it's just okay uh and then yeah sunday i will be drinking pints with the lats as it is the austin fc match playing la fc western conference finals if anyone's trying to link and build i'm gonna try to i'm gonna watch that don't know if i'm

Starting point is 01:12:26 doing with you but i am watching it wow okay thanks maybe maybe what channel is it on espn probably espn if i had to guess very excited for this though if they win in new york wins and we get the final here i will be out of town for said final should it be here but exciting nonetheless for the city i'm officially an austin fc head wow never thought i'd see the day where will defreeze the lad football bro is into mls you know how it is dylan's a new fan he's a big manchester city guy that is true dude that holland is a freaking beast you know me i've been following juventus it's not a good thing, Dave.

Starting point is 01:13:05 I know. It's been tough. Yeah, they just missed champions for the first time in years. What's going on with that team? They're out. They're done. Ugh. Missed the knockout rounds, man. I'm sorry.

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