Circling Back - Appetizer Draft & Super Chach | Circling Back 2-12-26

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

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I chose. Yeah. We're back. Circling back podcast Thursday morning. 11th Central. 1103, really. Producer week. What?

Speaking of, Randall Trebaki. Don't blame me for this, Dave. Randy's afraid to start the countdown clock until he's got us framed up. In case, for some reason, the cameras have, like, have, like, fog on the lenses or something. I make sure that I have everyone framed up in audio test before I start the countdown

because that's what a good producer does. Allegedly. No, we're kidding. Got the ragabong tea on. It's a little smiley face. He's not really smiling. He's got like just a slant face in X's. And now we're going to bone on him.

Yeah, Dylan says he was wronged. I haven't had anybody reach out and say y'all wrong, Dylan. I want you to tell the folks at home. I dropped a fire joke a couple months ago. we were doing a rag and bone read, right? He's not been thinking about it clearly. I got crickets from these two, and it's been like, it's been sitting with me ever since.

Cricket protein is a thing. It's not sitting well, all right? Here's the joke that I did that I got no respect for. We did a rag and bone read, right? Dave said rag and bone probably five times throughout the read. As one will do. Ragginbone, ragandbo. We'll go to ragandbone.com promo code, and then ad reads over.

Quick segue to our next segment. Dave said, all right, earlier we were ragging on, blank, I remember what it was. And I said, and now we're going to bone on them. That's fucking heat. That's gas and I got no love for it. And I'm a little upset. Did anybody reach out like, hey, man, just want to let you know. You crushed that.

Like, I was laughing so hard in my car. Thank you. You made my day. You made my day. Nobel Prize for comedy because you were wronged. I just feel like sometimes you guys, dumbbell prize. You guys just don't appreciate my... That's good.

You guys don't appreciate me sometimes. It's what I feel like. Like, if you would have said that joke, Randy would have laughed out of his chair, you know? Have ever once laughed out of my chair? Yeah. That's something that Dave said. Every time Dave says,

dude, it might have been a delivery issue. Yeah. It wasn't, dude. A lot of times, maybe it was perfect. I could pull the tape on it. I've heard you say, you said something funny one time

and like the delivery wasn't there. Just the ones. Really? Yeah, and it was just like, man, had you like really said it with your chest? How would you have delivered that line? All right, I'm going to set it up.

Go to raggingbone.com. Use promo code steam for 20% off. All right, earlier we were ragging on, Randy. Then we're going to bone them. Oh, that's good. Dave, actually, the delivery, now I get it. Bone on them. Now that you did the delivery there?

Yeah. Because you said rag on them, and I said, now we're going to bone on it. Come on, man. Some of them. I bet some of them out there did laugh at that. Oh, man. Guys, I'm actually going on tour with Peyton Reddy. I'll be opening for him at the Addison Improv.

Really? That's going to be next week, two shows, and then I'm doing a solo show at the factory. The Laugh Factory, not the one you've got some work at. Right. Got a shift later. My name's Dave. Hello, Dave. Hi, Dave.

I'm getting smoked. What's the matter? Playing Helldivers again and Cyberstand. these cyborgs man they're kicking our asses that's all damn things are going poorly things are going poorly

if anyone wants to play hit me up can I play with my switch no I don't think so you can play on your new Xbox if you got an Xbox series X no my next console purchase will be PS yeah but here's what I might what'll happen with me is I'll buy a PS5 and then like by the time I get

I'll have that for like a year then it's like It's obsolete. It's obsolete. The best move I did was getting a PC because you just get every single game, except for Nintendo. That's just a step too far. You should build one. Yeah.

You should build one. No. It would take a sponsor dropping a significant bag and be like, we want to do a series where you build a PC and record it. I'd do content. And I'd be like, how much? And they're like, we'll pay you $500,000. And I would say.

They're like 600? No. What's your number? Seven figs. Okay. Before I even start entertaining it. I didn't know you had it like that.

I know you had it so much that you could turn shit like that down. I don't. That's how much I don't want to do it. Got it. Got it. I'm saying that sounds, have to get like the soldering gun. You don't have to get a soldering gun.

Let me tell you. I did, I'm not trying to do any soldering. I'm not soldering. You didn't so. My soldering days are behind. What is just plugging? shit in. It's just plugging shit in. But to be honest, I built mine and I probably

would never build another one again. And also, someone points out of the chat here. There's no point to try build one right now. Ram is fucking pricey because all this AI... Like a rock. That reminds me of a character I saw this morning on the road driving a Dodge Ram. I'll save it for later. Ooh, truck month. Because when you intro me, I have

something I want to share. Is it really just plugging stuff in? Pretty much. All right. Well, maybe it's not... Maybe that numbers going down a little bit. Screwing stuff into the chassis and organizing wires and such. My screwing days are over, I tell you. I got married not long ago.

I get no respect. That's the only thing I know of Roddy Danger feel. The funny guy you hear is Dylan shivery. I'm not done. Hold on. I'm still, I'm actually, I'm very curious. Are you sure there's no soldering? Yeah.

You think all these nerds right here fucking with a soldering iron is doing shit? you know nerds be yeah nerds will surprise you like mark zuckerberg will surprise you when you catch him in the octagon and he calf kicks you into oblivion oh yeah you stumble out of there and liver kicks you and you shit your pants that is your weak spot no no ladies and gentlemen dylan shivery very happy to be here i feel great about the content we've done this week and i feel great about what's going on today here i would like to use uh a quick I'd like to make a quick announcement. I mentioned this once,

and it was at like the end of an episode, but we have a new promo code for Roeback that I need y'all to be aware of because it has changed. Lutz 20. Lutz 20, L-U-T-E-S-2-0. As always, we'll get you 20% off at checkout. I want to make sure people know that.

One-time use code. It is one-time use code. What does that mean for you? Load that card-opause. Is there anything else you want to do with that intro? You teased something. Do you want me to get into the guy? The ram guy?

Yeah. Yeah. Get into the ram guy. Was it, wait, hold on. Was this a demonic entity? No, it was a guy. Okay. Not like a goat man.

Was it goat man? It wasn't the deity that the, the pedophile cult that runs the world is? I just, I ran into a super chotch. I want to talk about him. A super chotch. You don't hear about this often. All right. Hold on.

What comic book series is that? All right. You ready? I dropped parks off at school this morning and I had time to kill. So I took Stella with me and we did a walk around the trail this morning around Lady Bird Lake. Lovely time. Three miles. Not to brag.

Got back to the car and I'm pulling out this little parking lot. And this character, this dude who, uh, short, really muscular, tatted dude with the mullet. I want you to, like, visualize. Ironic mullet or like, like, this is like a legit, like this guy's from... It was a subtle, subtle mullet, tasteful mullet.

But he was short, jacked, tatted up. Okay. He was driving. He saw him, literally climb into a very large Dodge Ram. He needed the step ladder? He needed to, he had the pool that, He had to grab the handle and pull himself off. That's cute.

Okay. Jacked up, Dodge Ram. I have nothing against Dodge Ram's. I'm just painting you a picture here. Okay. You follow me? Black truck, black, blacked out rammed the whole thing. Lift kit?

Lift kit. Like how, like three inch suspension lift? Yeah, probably like a three inch of suspensiony. Okay. With some 33s, probably 33. Maybe, I don't think there are 35s. That's too big. Probably 33's.

Oh, hell yeah. Oh, you know he had the flow masters on that, John. too. Oh yeah. So he was rumbling, you know, he was rumbling. So he climbs in and like, okay, this guy, this guy, little man big truck, right? Huge cock though. Maybe. Swinging past his knees. And I'm like, so I just, I followed that away. Like, whatever, this guy's a chotch. You know, I didn't know yet. He was a super chotch. At this point, I'm just thinking this guy's a regular chotch. Yeah. And I'm driving home. And who do I see on the highway next to me? Super chach. The truck. I'm like, well, okay. All right.

Okay. There he is. And we have the same exit from the highway. And it's a wide, this is like, this is about 8.15 in the morning. We're going against traffic flow. So it was pretty wide open on Mopac. And I'm, I'm headed to take my exit. Can you, can you tell me what exit you're by or you're exiting? Are you going Dubcan? This is Dubcan. Oh, okay. So now I really know this. There is a, it's kind of hard to describe, but there is a concrete embankment, between the access road and the highway, it's kind of a weird exit because you got to get over like a couple different lanes at different points. And there's this concrete embankment, like I said, that is angled at like, we'll call it 20 degrees. I don't know if that's accurate, but it's kind of a steep embankment before. I mean, it's not part of the actual road, right? Right.

He thought it would be super cool if he just tears up this embankment. I think he may have gotten air off this thing. but he just tears up this embankment to take his exit when it was so unnecessary to do. He decided to just, for whatever reason, impress everyone on the road around him by taking his dodge ramp up this ramp. And I just couldn't believe the character I was witnessing in front of me. Let me see if I can Google Street View this. Yeah. I know exactly.

I know this well. I don't think I've ever seen how to do that. No, I haven't either. Now, I've seen, now that exit gets during rush hour gets backed up. It is. Yes. It's a pain in the ass. I typically avoid it.

This morning against the flow because it's away from downtown. Yeah. It was wide open. But I can't imagine. Where was he got? He was probably going to Golds. He was probably going to lift, get a lift in. He could have been going.

No, actually, he did take a right on Dubcan. Man, this guy is, I'm going to see this guy. Probably. I'm definitely going to see this guy. It was unreal. I could. I couldn't believe, I couldn't believe this character. He was like, he was out of a movie.

Super Josh. You got it, Randy? I mean, he was going, he was going 70 when he hit this. Do you think he just didn't see it? Oh, no. Because he, like, he went right. I mean, he, he was going for it. Yeah.

This is not the first time he's done this. Yeah, I'm going to go, I'm going to go back out and see it. Randy's got the map up. Okay. We're going to get to the bottom of this. You guys need the Vige. So this is. I mean, even just everything you said before the aggressive driving.

It would probably be up here, right? It's more, it's south of, it's south of Ben White there. Keep going south. Yeah, south of Ben White. Best saw a MoPak? Yeah. It's like, yeah, start there and then goes, you get, you got to go more south. Typical Dodge Ram driver.

Typical. Probably had the hammie or that turbo comment. Underpass I had the We'll try to find it It's like right before the exit We don't want to spend Too much time on this

Yeah it's all right Yeah I think Dylan painted the picture I wanted to see this Embankment so you see Take a picture on your way home Let's try your bike over there Haas I'll take a picture

On my way home And I'll share it I'll share it on the story later Yeah Bob Anyway We recorded Well fuck that guy Or no I don't know

Maybe this guy rules I don't know I'll be the judge I'm gonna see this guy I hope you do. I'm going to follow him around to see if he has any other driving exploits I want to see. We recorded listener voicemails yesterday and that will drop tomorrow. And it was a good one.

We did exactly five minutes on Tuesday. And it was also a good and a great week on Patreon. Looking out for all the new opto backers, shout out. Go upgrade your tier to opto. Just go opto. I like calling people opto. I don't want to like, I'd like it if everybody was opto. That's a little bit, you know, that benefits us, doesn't it?

But it's also fun just calling all the people on Patreon optos because I just like it. So check it out. It's a good time to do it. And, of course, the end of the month, the final Tuesday of the month will be co-worker week. And the emails that have already rolled in are, there's a couple I can't. I don't even know if I'm going to be able to read. And when one of them, I'm like, this is aggressive. Co-workers are sketched, dude.

I hate co-workers. I do too. All of them. People will be doing weird shit. I hate my co-worker specifically. Yes. Yeah. Yep.

Big facts. Wash.com is our substack. That will be in your inbox tomorrow morning. Keep an eye out there. Anything to tease there? Who tees us? Brett ain't right in his column. Lizzie. I'm flirting with the idea of of double-clicking into the plain etiquette thing.

But we'll see. It's not, it's not for sure yet. You're flirting with the idea of double-clicking into it. Okay. Yeah. I got you. YouTube.com slash circling back. Check that out. If you're not already, if you're not watching the show live, that's okay. Not everybody can do that. But you can go back and watch it, or you can just go check it out and subscribe. Check it out. Give us a thumbs up. Helps the show out a lot. I got some news to tease, but before I do, Dylan, I notice you had some frames on your face, and those appear to be Warby Parkers.

Good eye, Dave. Yes, these are my Warby Parkers, and I freaking love them. They've become just a part of me at this point, having them for a few weeks now, and I don't think I've taken them off. These are the brimmers, the wide-frame brimmers. What do you love about them? First of all, they're very comfortable, you know. Some frames will kind of pinch you behind the ears a little bit, and you can't, you know, get to take them off after a while.

These are very comfortable. They stay up on the nose. These are transition lenses, Dave. They're blue light blockers right now. But guess what happens when I step outside in the sun? They turn into sunglasses so I can wear them all the time. Wait, do you have to take them off and change the settings? Or does it just do it for you?

Good question. It's automatic. I don't know. The tech, I didn't know the tech was there. Well, it's there. Yeah. Warby's got it like that. Maybe the best part about Warby Parker, for every pair they sell.

They also give a pair to someone in need. Warby Parker has distributed over 20 million people. pairs of glasses to people in need through its buy a pair give a pair program and warby parker's covered by major eye insurance plans they make it incredibly easy to use just enter your information to see if you're eligible to benefit for benefits on frames contacts or eye exams if you are they automatically apply them for you i got just straight up sunglasses and i got the same frames as dylan and i'm loving them people are stopping me and they're saying whoa hey is that d man original and i'm like yeah it's me

me and they're like love the shades. Is that like a new sponsor? I'm like, yeah, it is a new sponsor. That's what people say to you? Parker. Like, just that, is that D-Man? A couple times a week. Yeah, they know them.

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I woke up to a text. What time did he text me? It was early. First thing I saw, I rolled over. Who was it? 9.30. Oh, yeah. Tell me it's flounder.

Crick Watson, MD. Crick. A lot of people are like, Crick Watson, I've heard that name. If you're a, if you're a day one, you're an old head.

If you're an old head, if you're an opto-onk, then you know about Crick Watson. There was a time in our, we used to run a blog called postgrad problems.com. And there was a time where one of the most popular things we put out

was a recap of the Bachelor or Bachelorette by Crick Watson. People loved it. I mean, you put it on there, boom, we'd watch Chartbeat. One of the most fun things we used to do, just watch it go up. You know, tens of thousands of people on the site reading this one thing, which is a lot of fun. Really well done. We even used to do a podcast specifically for the Bachelor and or Bachelorette.

What did we, what was it called? I don't know, circling batch. That's what it was. Sounds like you do that. Give yourself more credit. Hey, thanks. Pull your head out. Also found the embankment too, but continue with your thing.

Hold on. He teased the embank. He said, Dave, it's real name. Not going to out him. Hypothetically, if I was interested in dusting off the fountain pen for Taylor's season

of the Bachelorette, would y'all still have a place for that content? What? Like, what? What? Yeah, the answer is yeah, we would. Yeah.

So you may be seeing Crick coming back to the network in that capacity. Got in, we were talking about it. This season of The Bachelorette is, it's moving the needle for a lot of people. It has the, is it the secret life of Mormon wives? Yeah. Mormon lives. Mormon wives. The secret lives of Mormon wives or something like that.

It's Taylor. Pull her up. Let's see if this is something you might be interested in, Dylan. Let's see if you, do you think that you might be interested in Taylor, the Mormon wife who is doing the Bachelorette? And what I mean is, so this is her? Taylor Frankie Paul. Taylor Frankie Paul. That's her, huh?

Okay. That's her, I guess. Well, here's the deal. We got Ann and Will was like, man, could be kind of fun. I talk about that again. So we're, that's in the works. We're talking about maybe adding a little quick party pod about the Bachelorette. Did you know that this was happening, Dave?

Fans are losing their minds over Taylor, Frankie Paul's, the Bachelorette promo. They're losing their minds. I doubt. I doubt people are losing their minds. No, it happened. I doubt that. I didn't want to bring it up because it's sad. People are getting committed to psych awards because of this promo.

It just seems like that's an overreaction. I used to love talking about this. No, granted, like, the way these things go is it's fun for the first few weeks, and then it gets down to, like, the final six, and it's like, eh. I love making fun of these. people. Yeah, it's the Bachelorette. So we get to, it's fun to make fun of guys. Honestly. Count me in. Lock it in. Lock it in. So we're going to cover it. So Crick Watson's going to bring back the blog and we're going to post it probably on substack. I hope so because we we texted about it a

little bit and I'm telling you all here. Like a standalone column? I reckon. I think that's the way to do it. Okay. Send it out. People like that shit. And then your boys will talk about it in some capacity. Your people will probably wonder, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, is this going to take away from the fire content that you guys normally do? No. No. No. No. By the way, you played golf with Dan last night. No.

What did you do last night? We're doing it for, we're doing it tomorrow. What were you last night doing the breeze? What? You drank one of the breezes, right? Jason, my old roommate came over and we watched Jack. Ryan. Oh, okay. Finished season three, started season four. I don't know why. I imagine that you were outdoors drinking that.

No, no. I mean, I took a picture of it outside because we were about to go pick up some Cabo Bobbs. So you guys just went picked up Cabo Bob's burritos? Yeah. Came back and watched Jack Ryan? Yes. That's sick. Yeah. Male friendship. God, that is cool. And he just goes home to his wife? I don't think she was there. Oh, hell yeah. She was back home visiting her family. Jason just went off. And the thing is, like, him going back home means he just walks two minutes over to his apartment. Not even, probably a minute.

Kind of sick. If you want to come over and play, like, why didn't you guys have a sleepover? He, I mean, because he had his own, his own bed is like that far away. It's also like, hey, I'm off go FaceTime my girlfriend now, so. He's tricked him out of here. I'm going to go FaceTime my girlfriend now. You see, Randy sent his girls on flowers. That was real sweet.

Why did you send him so early? because you guys are you guys are you get my cute couple of the week oh wow they were supposed to come in today but she's working today and her schedule changed so and they couldn't guarantee whether friday or saturday and she's working one of those days too so so it was just Wednesday made sense but you want to see this embankment yep everyone want to see this embankment i'm assuming this is what you're talking about here that's the one yeah yeah so this so this not steep It's not steep. So he just like exaggerated.

He hoped it. He just cut right across like right after that pole. It's completely unnecessary. Completely unnecessary. And I'm talking like legit like 70 miles per hour. People in the chat were saying you got exit monged. Dude. I was like who you try to impress out here dog?

Like did he make the light like, uh, did you pull up? I pulled up next to him. Yeah. You did all that. Because here and then you just, the exits just right down here. Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, plenty of time. Like he actually.

got into like the exit and again there was no one on the road so it's like he was saving time by like cutting you know cutting through traffic or anything he just wanted to flesh he got onto the on ramp for no reason at all he got on to the on ramp and then stayed in it then to get in the exit i'm like all right man you you're sick he exit mugged you man you're fucking sick i hope he's listening maybe that's what maybe he saw me he's like i bet dorin's gonna talk about this in the pot if i do something fucking wild right now. I'm going to risk it all just to get a mention. Just to be doing super

chotch. You didn't know I'd call him a superchotch though. That's so ridiculous. That is ridiculous. Man, good work there, Randy. Honestly, when you pull up the map earlier, I was like, there's no way. Once I started thinking about the William

Cannon exit, I was like, okay. Not, no. Okay. You want to do the draft? Should we get a read out of the way and then do the draft? You want to get a read out of the way and then do the draft? I'm just trying to, you know, yeah, probably. Well, let's do a quick read.

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Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. Wow. Woo! I'm back. He's back. That hit me hard.

Here it is. We never teased this. We never appetized this. Oh, that's good, Dave. This right here is the appetizer draft. We're drafting appetizers. We're drafting appetizers. What, Randy?

I thought you were about to do this. It's like, my draft. Right. Here. My. No. I did see that on a grape juice boys post this morning, though. We're going to, we, this is on the rundown from like a year ago or like at the bottom of it. We're like, well, let's do a draft. And then we're like, oh, yeah, we never did the appetizer draft. Our drafts are typically, I don't know, a lot of people reach out and they're like, oh, that's a blowout demon one. But I think this one could be, this one could be a close one because there are many different appetizers. that are really good.

I think we've only done one draft since I've like been part of the drafts. And that was the childhood drink draft. So we haven't done draft in a while. That was a fun one. I was a fun one. And I totally, I definitely won that one.

I pretty much have won all these, honestly. Like no cap at all. The Charleston shoe guy. Oh, okay, yeah. Your Halloween came was really bad. Yeah. Charleston shoes are so good.

Charleston shoes are good, but that's just not what I'm thinking of it. I want a Halloween bag. All right. How do we pick the order? So I'll just, I got my trusty six-sided die here. I'm one, two, Dylan's three, four, you're five, six. So we'll see.

It is four. So Dylan will go first, and then I'll be odds. You'll be evens. Oh, God, he's on brick watch so hard. No, I'm not. Even. So Dave. So it'll go, Dylan, Dave, me.

Tough spot for me. We'll see if I can overcome it and get another dub. Yet another dub. Wow. First overall pick. I believe I had the first overall pick last time. Explain to the folks at home what an appetizer is. Yes.

An appetizer is typically eaten before the main course of a meal. The purpose of it is to satisfy your appetite before you get to the real stuff. Like, oh, I'm hungry. I want something real quick in the belly to satisfy before we get into the real. Yeah. If you get a guy who's in there and he's hungry, and the only thing he has is champagne. It literally appetizes you.

The antiposte. That's why it's called an appetizer. You understand? No, what's a tizer? Okay. I have the first overall pick. Damn, I'm third, huh? Yeah, but you get to run a, you got back to back.

That's true. That's true. My pick is fairly regional, and restaurants around Austin do it really well in other places around Texas. And I am choosing. for the first overall pick, Chips and Koso. Oh, thank God. That is far down on my list.

Oh. Chips? I... And Koso. Everybody's, the other GMs in the room are kind of like, wow, he did it. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So just chips and Koso. Chips and Koso. Chips and Koso. Okay. All right. Do you want to give an explanation? It's...

Because, I mean, I feel like you owe it to the listeners why you brick this story. It's delicious. It's a crowd pleaser. Everyone likes chips and queso. Okay. And I don't know what more needs to be said about it other than it's fantastic. Yeah, sure. Thank you. And if you live in parts of the country that doesn't do queso well, you might be confused by this pick. And I understand that. Like I said, it's fairly regional. All right. I'm not going to be in Montana and order chips and queso. I'm not going to be in Seattle or chips and casso.

not going to be an upstate New York But it was your number one overall draft pick though Yeah If done right It's it's pretty much Undefeated All right Dave

How about you? It's on you Wow There's a lot of players I didn't expect to be here They're still here This is wild Okay

Hmm Interesting With my first pick, I'm going mozzarella stills. Damn it. All right. See, that should have been the number one over. That was my number one pick too. So, I mean, that's fair.

That's fair a day. I will go ahead and gas up a local business because I like to eat local. You know your boy's eating local. I mean, yeah, because you live. Exactly. Everyone eats local. Yeah, but I'm not driving far away to eat.

Yeah. And then driving home. Okay, where are you going? Sammy's. Yeah, they have good. They have good. Their mott sticks are so good. I name my son after the...

No, I didn't name my son Mott sticks. I named him Sammy. Sammy. No, I... Sammy's the Italian restaurant here has great mozzarella steak. But you know what? Come to find out, most places have good Mott Sticks because it's really hard to fuck up a Monsorale stick.

Applebee's has good... It's fried cheese and marinera sauce. It's pretty damn good. When you think appetizers, mozzarella sticks is like the number one thing you think of, I think. So that's a good pick. Oh, what the Mots? It's a good pick.

Dang, Dave. That's a great pick. I wanted it. I know. I didn't expect it to be there at that position. You had the number two overall pick. I just didn't think it was going to be there. Okay.

All right. All right, Randall. Okay. All right. I'm just going to go with a standard appetizer here that I think is in the same realm of what Dave was doing. And I'm going to go fried pickles, specifically chips. Their spears, get them fucking out here. I'm going chips.

If doing fried pickles, you got to go chips. Got to go chips. So I'm doing that. That's simple here. Now, what's your, what's your dipping songs? Ooh, either a house sauce or a ranch. It's a ranch play. I'm thinking to meet my mind when you say fried pickles,

hey, and no read too much into this, but my mind immediately goes to Hooters. What do you mean by house sauce? Because they do have like if they have like a certain type of their own little sauce. proprietary. Yeah. Maybe an aole. Something like that.

Ranch is the milk. But for some reason. A Chipotle ranch maybe. A pickle ranch, I want it to be runny. Usually I don't want to be super runny, but for some reason with fried pickles, I want it to be a runny ranch. Mongly.

Like a thin one. So fried pickles, I'll have it. And you can tell me I can't pick this and I'll choose something else because Oh, he's got back to back. This technically is free and it's not something that you order, but I'm going to go red lobster cheddar cheddar bed biscuit. Would you consider that an appetizer?

Because that is part of the pre-appetizer food. We had the discussion out there not to get specific per restaurant. So yours would have to be just like a cheddar biscuit. I'll allow it, but yeah, I mean, that is a, yeah. I mean, this is in the ballpark of some stuff I've got. But yeah, you could just say a cheddar biscuit. Okay, so we're not doing specific to stuff. Right. Okay.

Well, I'll do cheddar biscuit because I think people know. People are going to know. People know the cheddar biscuits. So that'll go. Fry pickles and cheddar biscuit. All right, David, it's back to you. That wasn't on my board. I'll be honest.

Man, I don't think this would count, but I almost drafted it with my first pick of ice cold beer. Okay. All right. Is that really what you're choosing here? No. Okay. With the second pick,

Randy's just, you're getting gassed up in the chat, the way you're looking at the chat. I'm not getting gassed up. Dave, you're not getting gassed up, but someone is getting on Brick watch. Who is it, Brett? For chips and queso? Yeah.

Whatever, dude. I might be on brick. You know what? If Dylan's on brick watch, I might be putting myself in that category with this. I have to do it. People are going to be mad if I don't do it to. Actually, you know what? I just put the chat up for you guys during this.

No, no, I don't want to be influenced. When you sit down at a Mexican food restaurant, the waiter walks up, you guys want Koso? It's like an almost an automatic, like I know you want this. Like, do you just say yes and I'll bring it to you? I got to love, hate with what I'm about to pick. Okay. All right, let's do it.

I mean, I love them, but I hate them. You know what I mean? Okay. Every time I get them, every time they put that basket down in front of me and this little sidekick, I like, oh, no, here we go again. You can't stop. I'm like, I ain't eating any more, but I ain't eating any less chips and salsa. Okay.

All right. You prefer that to chips and kesa. Yeah. I love salsa. You do love salsa. I genuinely love salsa. You're also a major salsa critic. You have something to say about every salsa you try.

I do. You do. I am the salsa game. You're the salsa game. Dude, people, would I go through, if I come to your restaurant and I eat your salsa, you just got salsaified. Wow. Whoa.

You should go around town rating sauces in video. Maybe I will. What's your favorite salsa in town? The problem is I couldn't do one bite, you know what I mean? Do you have a favorite salsa in Austin? I do. You do want to share? I'll tell you privately.

Why not tell everybody? Well, because it's, I might pay wallet. Wow. Trying to make a living here, dude. Wow. I just, I'm thinking about that now that you just go to a restaurant, you sit down, they offer you the free chips and salsa in water, and then you just do it. All right, see you later.

You just don't pay for anything because it's all complimentary. We used to do that at Mommacitas and Sam Marcus, in college and then they started charging at $2.50 because like we did it so much. We're like, yeah. You know what? You were right to do this. Yeah, us teenagers ruined a free pie night at Baker Square because it used to be a free pie with any purchase. So you just go there and order one drink or like a plate of fries and they're like, all right, we need to stop doing this. All right. If you went out with Dylan in college, it was always free pie night. The guy loves pie. Pie, five, maybe.

I like pie. Oh, that's a cool check. All right. With my second pick, some people like to eat this with blue cheese, dipping sauce. Some people prefer ranch. Ooh. Whatever you're dipping into, you're all going to like it. And that, of course, is a chicken. It was on my list, but it was far down. It's a good thing.

I don't care where it is on your dumbass list. It was far down. I don't care. Are you drafting best player available? boy, are you going for need here? Don't act like you don't fucking love wings. Don't act like that. I prefer the flats, but I'm not going to hate on the drumstick.

Yeah, we used to only, we called frats. I'm a flats guy. Wet, dry, I don't care. I'm eating it. Dude, I really want you to go try the Popeye's wings. I will. They're fucking good. I will.

Shout out Popeyes. I believe I have another pick right now. Damn it. I believe I have another. pick. I could go many different directions here. We're doing four picks, by the way, four rounds. Four picks. This will be your third pick. This will be my third pick. With my third pick, ooh, well, this is going to be a good one. This is going to be off the radar for your boy. Hot pretzel with beer cheese. Hot pretzel with beer cheese. Dude, one time we went out and I ate

And I swear God, dude, I was buzzed. For real? Yeah. Wow. Freaky. Like, what's in this cheese? They're like, it's beer cheese. I was like, that explains it.

Hey, Rani, where was that on your bag? It wasn't on it. That seemed like a Midwest thing. That's why I thought you would not, you would have that up. No, I mean, I'll pick at one if someone else orders. You said I was going to do cheese curds. Cheese curds isn't even on my list. I'm not a cheese curds guy.

I like a cheese curd. When I went to Wisconsin, I had cheese curds for the first time. and they're fucking the most dangerous thing. Yeah. They are the chips and salsa of the Midwest. Yeah.

You will fill up on cheese curds. It's the Midwest mozzarella steak. Yeah. That should be a nickname for somebody. Is it me? Yes, you?

I'm genuinely shocked. This is there. I'm looking around the room. I just shook hands with the owner. We're putting in the call. I know this is about to be. No, you don't. Okay.

Maybe you do. I feel bad eating it. Calamari. I like Calamari a lot. Give me that lemon. Just ch'o. Calamari for me. Calamara's dope.

I fucking love. When it's done right, which it usually is. Calamari's dope. I really, really like calamari. Even like the little funky ones? They don't bother me. They don't bother me either. I'll eat the shit out of them.

If it's fried, Daddy is eating it. Yeah, it's a good pick. I won't hate it. Randall, is that what you didn't think? No, not. It was on my list, but it was at the bottom. Everything at the bottom of the bottom. Come on.

Yeah. So since I missed the not specific, I'm not going to do Texas Roadhouse role because just a role. I'm not going to use this pick on that, whatever. But it would have to be specific. So I'm going with my third pick. Here's another classic. I'm going Taterskin. That's good.

See, that's not on my board. I don't like them. Oh, Tater. It's a good pick. It's a good pick. It's a Randy pick. You know, it's solid. It's, it's, it's, it's probably not going to be an all pro, but the guy is going to play for you.

Utility guy. Yeah. If you're thinking apps, if you're thinking a sampler, it's probably going to be mozzarella sticks and tater skins and something else. Maybe a chicken wing, maybe, or maybe a, you know. Maybe a tendi. But, all right. So, oh, I got the, this is my last pick, huh? Will you go through your list again?

Right now I have fried pickles, cheddar bay biscuits. We're just saying cheddar biscuits and tater skins. so man where do i go here i'm going to go you know this one specific specific to me i'm going to do it i love me a spinach archer choked dip okay i love me a spinach rachoke dip i like not my fave but it's a it is i totally get it what's your your uh your vessel of choice who probably actually beer bread would be good but you don't really get that at restaurants but i'll just a tart, you know, a tortilla chip. Yeah.

Okay. That's a good one. Yeah. All right, Dave, back to you. I'm done. I got fried pickles, cheddar bay biscuits, tater skins,

and spinach are choked dough. There's one that I want to do. No, it is specific to a restaurant, but in the name, what it is exactly is not specific to the restaurant. And I don't know if I should do it,

but I think I'm going to do it. it. I'm going to do it, man. I know what it is. I know what it is. Yeah, you think you do. Is it a southwestern egg roll? It's a southwestern egg roll. Yeah. Yeah. I fucking love southwestern egg rolls. Yeah, they're fantastic. Chili's Southwestern Egg rolls are so good.

Let's go Southwestern Eggroll. And then in parentheses, Southwestern? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Fuck it. That's my, that's it. That's it. That rounds out my four. That's what I'm going into battle with. That's the team. So you got Mottsticks, Kalamari, Southwestern Eggoral. What was the other one? Chips and salsa. Chips and salsa. Y'all.

That's a Dave. That's a Dave slate right there. Yep. Who wants to eat out with Dave? That's right. I bet you do. Okay. I have one last pick.

Okay. We're chest bumping in the war room right now because we can't believe it's still available. Ooh. I'm going to guess. This is Tom Brady in the sixth round is what this is. Is this facada? This is not fagata. Uh, from my last pick, uh, last on the board, but number one in your hearts, deviled slonkers.

Deviled slonks. I got to throw a slonk in there. Yeah, you got to do it to do little boys. You know you got to. Okay. Was that the final pick in the draft? That was the final pick. Man, there's some heavy hitters left still. Uh, there's one egregious oversight. Is it nacho's pussy?

No, it wasn't nachos pussy. It was, uh, breadsticks. Bread sticks. I got many corn dogs on here. I got jalapeno poppers. I got jalapeno poppers. I didn't even have that on my list. That should have been. I got chili cheese fries on here.

I got crab cakes. Regional Boudan balls. I fuck with a Boudan ball heavy. Those are good. I had still bacon ramped shrimp, blooming onions, stuffed mushrooms, loaded fries, onion rings, sliders, guac. But I think I got what I wanted.

Texas Roadhouse. Right now, Gwok would be like. What? I mean, we could have gone eight rounds. What the hell? There are so many good appetizers. Yeah, it's only four. and there's going to be a lot of upset people,

but objectively, it's one of the best drafts who've ever done. When we do it, make sure it says slonkers and not eggs or I'll be really upset. Yeah, slonks for sure. I was upset that I didn't put jalapopopas on my list,

but I think I wouldn't have picked it over anything that I got. But yeah, that's a good one. I like them fried. I like them bacon wrapped. Like them grilled. I don't, I love poppers standalone. I don't like them before meal

because it's such a... They're heavy. It was wrapped and bacon. It's basically saying like, no matter what you do after this, you are going to have heartburn. Like, this is going to sit funny in your tummy. Funny in your tummy. Funny in your tummy. Ma'am, this podcast sure is sponsored by Better Help.

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Wow. Did you see this fucker? I can't wait to see what's going on. Hold on. This is the best part. You just want to go ahead and watch it right now? Yeah, let's just watch it. By the way, the video's starting.

We may be on the phone, ladies and gentlemen. Hold on, start it over. We are farther down. For people that are just listening, it'll be on the story. That sound you heard is him jumping off of the... The first second of this 26 second video is him jumping off a little dirt hill onto rocks barefoot for no reason whatsoever. He's shirtless and just khakis. He just jumps on the bare rocks.

This is a great way to start this fucking video. It's an attention grabber. I mean, it did get us, so... That hurt, man. Okay. We may be on to something, ladies and gentlemen. We have hair farther down than ever on the left side. It's not really where I want it, but it's new hair growth, nonetheless.

And on this side, we have a stronger hair than ever, kind of right where I want it. I don't know. I'm thinking is working I would like to know how far apart these videos are from each other stronger hair nonetheless because that that hair he was tugging on was like an inch inch and a half long how long did it take you know for this yeah I would love to know okay so he's on to something

yeah I'm gonna need all the dermatologists out there you got you have 24 hours to respond B venom in this in the and the scout, apparently it's doing something. I still don't know if the science is there. Or maybe we're just a brand new study, the first one of its kind.

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. They need to do a double blind. Something tells me the guy that jumps off hills onto rocks isn't the one who discovered, you know, the secret to hair growth. Man, you know that hurts jumping onto those rocks. I mean, it also hurts getting stuck by a bee in the face.

It's a Yeah, bees are like the most subtle of the sting But it's still, I don't want to get stung I don't want to get stung But you're going to be fine How many Why haven't we seen the one where he eats it I mean it's out there

It's gonna die anyway, right? Loses it stinger, it dies eventually I'll tell you what he needs to do He needs to get about a thousand of these And sting himself around the beard region Because he has the worst facial hair I think I've ever seen Yeah, I think he's ever seen

Yeah, I think he needs He alludes to that in like one of the first videos. And this is coming from a bad facial hair guy. So like, you know, how do you explain? How do you explain to someone like what you did? They're like, what did you do today? Right. See these red marks on my head.

I got these bees and I'm, I allowed them to sting me on the forehead. And I'm vlogging it. And I'm vlogging it. You may have seen it. It's a viral sensation. You may have seen it. How many people are watching these? Us.

Yeah, we are. He sees the numbers tick up that are just from us. Like, I'm gonna keep going, man. Do we know his name? Because it seems like it's someone else on Twitter posting him. So it's another video where he just jokes. Oh, yeah, hold on. I don't know what this video is.

Let's watch this one. Just three minutes long. He's jumping off the railroad tracks onto the rock. Jagged rocks. Yeah, these aren't like, these are. Oh. B Venom Hairline Part 2. So there's the bump from the first thing.

It was really just a test thing. Today's going to be the real dose, the real first dose. I'm going to do at least two or three on each side. The first real test, we'll see. There is a few, like, stronger-looking young hairs coming out right here. I don't know. How you catch them is real simple. Do you want to learn how to catch him?

It's real simple. I want you fast, why don't you just jump forward to where he eats the bee? Yeah. The bee's just sitting there. Oh, there he goes. There he goes. He's going to eat the bee. I don't know if I'm eating the bee.

So bees die after they sting, right? Isn't that the thing? Yeah. Reconcel. So that thing is supposed to come out. Yeah. But still, it is an early death for that bee that didn't need to happen. Hopefully that bee did some pollinating.

That's for science, though. So this is why they're dying at an alarming rate because of this guy. Well, they're going to be in real trouble if this works. Seriously. Or maybe more people will start raising more bees. We'll have more beekeepers. How's our kid that had the in-home beehive? The last update I saw that like a disease hit the hive and he's he's coming back stronger than ever next time.

It's a learning curve. Was he 3D printing the hives? Is that the whole thing? It's pretty sick. my my kids at home watching peppa pig yeah this kid this kid's building an in-home beehive with a 3D printer you know i bet my my kid would make some dope shit if you had a 3D printer probably like a like a what's the donatello staff what's the hive made up what's material polymer they have 3D printing type stuff soldering filament they really wants to solder something no i don't i'm not against I'm not really sure. There's a bunch of different type of filaments now for 3D printing.

It's a whole new industry. Do you see they're doing some work down there? A lot of traffic on solder. Mm-hmm. That's good. Such a regional joke. This weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend.

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I have very little going on. Chelsea and I are planning to step out Friday for dinner. Don't know where he is. She has thrown out ECHO in Mexico. You got to find a different spot. I can't get her to go anywhere else. I'm trying. I'm pitching every place in Austin.

She's like, I just want to go to ECHO. So we might go there. Saturday, Sunday are wide open. I have absolutely nothing except for Parks has a hitting lesson Sunday at noon. if his coach isn't hung over if his coach doesn't get into one the night before and that's really all I have

man so if you want to holler at your boy you know I'll keep my phone charged up ready to go it's good to keep your phone charged up in case Dave reaches out has all the boys over I'm not going to etcho okay that's fine I wasn't you're going to invite you to come with us

even though they do have one of my top four appetizers chips and salsa they do Randle I have a little bit of a weekend I guess Not much I've been trying to save money You're gonna get high and play video games?

No yeah dude Sounds so fucking bleak Yeah I'm just trying This first quarter I'm trying to save money Because I have a lot of trips coming up That's how I know that guy doesn't have kids Yeah I'm like thinking about You know tight that sounds?

Yeah I would love it although I did play some Switch last Friday I'm in such a part of my life where it's like I don't feel the need to have to go out and party every weekend. And also I have free time to not have to like take care of my kids. I'm going to FaceTime my girlfriend. That is what that is my plan Saturday. We're going to FaceTime and talk about the flowers. I'm sorry.

That's, but that is the plan for Saturday probably because Valentine's Day, first Valentine's Day. So we'll probably be FaceTime the whole day. Do you ever FaceTime or put the phone down and then just go like do a project and she watches you like whatever it is you do, build PCs and shit? Yeah, a little bit. I mean, I got this. I got this little this, this help, the thing helps out so much.

It helps out so much for FaceTime, the little, uh, magnetic tripod. But anyways, that's Saturday, just doing some cute shit, like watch a movie or something with her. But Friday,

after work, gonna go do some Butler Pitchin'Put with Dan and I extended the invite to everyone else here in the office. So if you guys want to go do a little afternoon round, Butler Pitchin Pond. I'd like to make it work.

We'll see about it. Mm-hmm. Just know this. If I go, I'm going to be drinking. and ice cold beers. Nice. That's beers.

I mean, it is Friday. It's Friday, y'all. That would be a good one. Just letting y'all know. And then Sunday, I might try to do my little assignment, my little black history month assignment to do and watch Friday. Ken, I'm so upset you've not seen it. It's upsetting. It's a nice little weekend.

Yeah. I would like to run it back before we get out of here. Oh, but I would like to hear about Dave's weekend. Yeah, you dumb ass. Oh, yeah. you haven't gone yet. You're not going to, you did not want to miss when I got. I'm going to Etchio in Mexico.

Oh, shit. I'm at Al Rancho. Chelsea's been wanting to go. And I'm like, fuck it. Let's go. Let's do it. No, Alyssa's got Maj tonight. Mahjong.

Yeah. Valentine's Day is Saturday, right? Yep. I think I want to, I think we're going to do. here's the deal. Founders rep in this wagyu beef. Because, you know, in addition to owning a title company, he also is like a sales rep because he just, I don't know how much, how I don't, whatever. Anyway, so he's like, oh, you got to try, oh, this is my founder impression. This is how he is like with normal people. Oh, try the try to try tip. You got to try the try tip. It's the best thing you'll ever

have. I've done a try tip. Try tips rule. Tips do rule. And I'm thinking about going to get it. It's a central market. It's like wagging. UX. I'm giving him free promo. That's three tips. Three tips. Hey, that could be the name of this pod. Try tip. That's right. Sure. You're a tip. I don't know if I'd sure. They used to call you tip drill. What? Because I couldn't catch the ball. So yeah, they just throw it to me and there's no, he's, he's going to bobble it. So I'm either going to, I'm going to cook. I'm either going to do a tri-tip or steak. Lissa likes filet.

But what are the sides? That's similar day. And do some like asparagus? For sides? Yeah. No, probably going to do a big fat ass baked potato, Haas.

Oh, wow. Load that bish down with some cheese, some green onion, some sour cream. Don't say onion. Bacon bits? No, I don't fuck with bacon bits. Whoa.

I don't mind them. I definitely don't like the pre-made It just feels like I'm eating a big preservative. Yeah. It's like how are these bacon bits still good? This is like, this bacon's been here for months. I like bacon bits. I get it.

I get it. I know I will, I'm willing to say that's not a good take on my part, but. So catch me at home. Oh, Don't's tired. Do you ever wait, why? No. You ever wait nine? Do Parks has play rehearsal before school, so I had to get up, I, I'm averaging like,

six hours of sleep it's just not like nothing but i'm averaging like six hours of sleep what play are they doing beauty and the beast beauty and the beast he's playing chip is that one of the uh the furniture who's playing so also a little teacup he's a little teacup got you yeah i was in that play you probably played beast because you're so fucking ugly no i didn't i didn't play the beast that was my friend richie true story were you geston no i was I was not even like a speaking character. Dude, Dylan's kind of Gaston. Yeah.

The way he eats eggs. I see that. Don't send me something on slack. Booty in the feast? Mm-hmm. What the fuck is this? Dude, it's good. Watch it.

What is this about? Hold on. Ah. Yeah, so. Oh. This, Kestan is a real slunker here, Dylan. I don't know if you know this. Gaston boasts that he ate four dozen eggs daily as a child.

And now he eats five dozen eggs daily. That's such bullshit. Dude, he's a real slonker. No one's doing. He's the ultimate slunker. Yeah. All right, let's run it back. I can't believe Dylan said I played the beast because I'm so fucking ugly.

Yeah, the beast was ugly. He still hit, though. Yeah, that's facts. Or did he? Yeah, I think he hit. In theory. I mean, it's a kid's in films. I don't think that, you know.

Because of the implications. Yeah. Of course, run it back is a segment. You know he had her in hell. During which we talk about what we already talked about all week long. Kids these days don't know about ashtrays. They were sick. It's true.

Dave's bullish on Popeye's hot wings. Try them. I just want to cut my grass, drink my beard, drive my truck. Yeah. You can say that a lot. That's all you want to do. There are surprisingly no cowboys at the crape shop at the bottom on the bottom floor of the library in downtown Austin. The public library.

Yes. Dylan identified as super chat today. Opto Unk oldheads know about Crick Watson's writing. prowess. They're doing a lot of work on solder lane. And finally, and this is a real exciting one, New Pleasant Mart just dropped and it's really funny. They set up like a Ninja Warrior course inside the grocery store and all the all the big gals are trying to do it. And it's not going well. And this is real? You can imagine. It's premium slop. You're not going to get slop like this, folks. Check it out. New Pleasant Mart on Instagram. So the chat said,

Castan was the original clavicular. Gaston was looks maxim. And that concludes, run it back. All right. Frat flip. Bye bye-bye. Bye.