Circling Back - Apple Nerds, The Slate, & Dads Using AI | Circling Back 10-8-26

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

Dillon got the Apple nerds very worked up on Twitter, some Silicon Valley boner wants AI to read to his baby so he can do other shit, we have some saucy matchups in college football this weekend, This Weekend in Fun, Randy's Comments of the Week, and Run it Back.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (10:55) Dillon pissed people off again • (26:10) Fuck this guy, right? • (33:45) CFB Slate • (44:10) This Weekend in Fun • (54:45) Randy’s Comments of the Week • (57:05) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% at ⁠⁠⁠https://betterhelp.com/circling⁠ - Leesa: Go to ⁠https://www.leesa.com/⁠ for 30% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM, exclusive for our listeners - Tecovas: Right now get 10% off at ⁠⁠https://tecovas.com/crclbk⁠⁠ when you sign up for email and texts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right. We're back Thursday morning, circling back podcast. Welcome to the show. My name is Dave. We've got just a massive one. Just a huge one in store. Just checking out of this run now. We've got some things to get to. Produce that. B.B. Biff. It's a great. Sneaky a great. I wasn't like stammering that bad. Dude, what the, what, all right, man. What the hell? What the hell? Randy's on his fun boy shit today.

He's got the Margaritaville socks collabo hat. And then the shirt, it looks like it's from Hawaii. It is. You're on your fun boy shit today. Hey, I'm just chilling, relaxing. You know, we're getting what, you know, today's a new day. Sox are going to win today. We're going to, we're going to chill about it.

We're not going to be cocky about it. We're just going to chill about it. We're just going to get the win. It's 2-1, right? Just a business-like dub today. Mm-hmm. So we're in the Hawaiian Margaritaville socks apparel, and we're just going to relax. We're just going to let it come to us.

Chillboy swag. I don't really like chill Randy. He's not going to be in chill. He's too wacky. Hey, do Goat-Goatman Randy again. Hi, Dave. Okay. Let's go Randy.

All right. This is a mistake. This is my fault. All right. You want me to do Goatman? Hi, my name's LeBron James. Okay. Dude, there's a camping trip in the works right now,

parks in his little crew. I might pull out Goatman. You didn't do it last time. You said you were going to fuck with that. I want to make him cry. I know, I know. What's wrong with you? Dude.

Scared and little kid. I mean, though, like, in the moment, in the moment, in the moment, they're going to hate it, but then, like, man, I'm glad that happened. Dylan's the name. scaring 10-year-old boys is the game you're 11 i thought he's seven dylan shivery he was seven at one point man i'm stoked about everything that's happening at wash media right now generic

yeah um no uh new brett he be put on a good meeting this morning and i'm fired up about it it's good stuff man can run through a wall i'll i want to build a wall and run to build a wall and run through it. Why don't you go run through a wall? That's an all-time headline from Jaybone. It was Jaybone. If you want to hear some Jaybone, you will actually hear Jaybone on listener voicemails. You will hear him on it.

And it's not what you think. It's not a voicemail. You might hear Dave being an absolute meanie, meanie pants, too. Shut up. Maybe the meanest guy I've ever mad to my life. The daily verbal abuse I have to deal with here. You were being, you were to, look, I'm going to be nice about it.

You were being a judgy little bitch. I could not have said more politely, are you ready, Dave? God. And you know, I was gracious enough and grace enough to say, hey, put that, include that. Don't censor. No, no. I said, I'm leaving in and you said, all right, do it. Here we go.

Exactly. We'll let the fans decide. You know what, whatever, man. Whatever, dude. I don't care. Dylan shivery. Whatever, do something. Got another poncho on it.

We don't have poncha today, but this is what, this is what, I've had this for like five years, man, old flannel. You do have the flannel, huh? All right. Yeah, dog. What's the one? You don't have the corduroy. I don't have the corduroy.

It's okay. No, sir. We'll get you on. That one makes you look like you going to grab a power tool and just do something. Yeah. I'm on my Al Borland shit right now. Yeah. Looks like you're about to go home and just like set up the bike from Bruno.

What can you just nobody knows that's another one the bike from Bruno that's another one yes if you listen to voicemails we're keeping a running list of things that Dave just can't get past a lot of real estate and Dave's great for some reason is their reference it not many not many people saw that movie you did we know you did my sister texted me this morning and asked for the my pumpkin spice pancake recipe which I happily shared she can just go on Google she just come no social Oh, this is like a, there's no added sugar in this one, believe it or not. Oh, that's how you know it's good. Oh, I forgot.

Randy liked that one. I forgot one ingredient. I got Randy back. Hold on, Dylan's got to send a text. New segment. Hey, hit the music. Dylan's got to send a text. He's sending a text.

Could have done it before the show, but he waited until we're five minutes in on the last free show of the week, y'all. I forgot an important ingredient. Was it pumpkin spice? No. A little, a touch of maple syrup in the batter. A little sweetener. I'm glad that we stopped the show for that. Is that not added sugar?

We didn't stop the show for it. I just had to send a text. Is that not the functional equivalent of added sugar? Obviously, it has sugar in it, but it is not added sugar. I'm just shooting holes in these pancakes. Is she currently making the pancakes right now? No, she's at work right now. Her daughter's woke up probably six.

Six hours ago, so no. Just see if like that text was like, no, wait. Don't forget the maple syrup. Okay, we're all squared away now. Are you done texting? My phone's not just have a fridge, sig, right? What are you doing? My phone's not even in this room.

That's how locked into the show aisle. Oh, he's locked. You had to charge it. That's why. Charge? I'm in that mode. I'm getting out of here. As soon as this show's over, I'm hitting the road.

I got to go to Academy. Hit the road, dude. Hit the road, dole. Okay, that's got to be on the soundboard, dude. Hit the road, dude. State. Just to hit the road, dude, the way he says that's so perfect. He does this with the thumb, too.

Like, he's throwing him out of the game. That's got to go on the board. I saw. Hit the road, do. Did I send you the Henry the eighth one? You did. Yeah, I'd be getting served a lot of them. My favorite's Lord, what's his name?

The guy from the wall. The guy from the watch. Yeah. Not more. Mont. I don't know. Whatever. I can't remember his name.

There's many good ones. There's many good things on memes. Wash. ubstack.com for your substack needs. Inbox. It'll be in your inbox tomorrow, your newsletter, washed weekly. A lot of people are wondering

if I'm going to be able to follow up last week's performance. I think I will. Are you just going to play dry as someone else's? Yes. I'm going to play dry as Dave today. I'm not. I can't wait to hear what Dylan's

eating and cooking and watching. He's done it before or Will's done it. Somebody's playing. Oh, if somebody wants to do it, do it. If you can't, yeah. I like, it's a good staple. And it's nice to have a different set of fingers on it. That's how you tie.

Disgusting. That's how you tie it. I mean, we got a full rundown. Let's get to it. Like, I was trying to get through it. I don't care. Move the show on. Spooky.

The guy who stopped down the show four minutes. minutes, 59 seconds in, to send a text to his sister. Shout out Haley. Maybe with the show on, ma'am. You know what the nice thing about Wash Weekly is? You can just, you can picture Dylan Hunt and Peck in that article. Like, you know that thing took three hours of time. Yeah.

I'm not a quick typer. That's true. Hey, Spooky at Washmede.com is where you would send your spooky season stories. Straight up in the last three days. Guess that, actually, no. Less than that. Last two. Got like nine submissions.

Like, we're flush. Keep sending them. I could realistically have every spooky season almost spoken for with all the stuff that's been submitted, which is a great feeling. Almost spookin for. Come on, man.

One person out there got to chuckle. Yeah, listen, we're going to continue to do, we're going to power through it. We're going to move the show on. We're going to do spooky season next Tuesday. Go check it out. Stock up. People are liking it.

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Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com slash circling. That's better. h-el-p dot com slash circling dylan pissed people off again yeah when i tweeted this i thought there's like a small part of my brain was like this could catch steam that's otherwise known as your brain come on man spooking for he said i thought there was a chance that it would catch steam because there are some real Appleheads out there who feel strongly about the brand and every product that they release. I'm new here and I don't even know what Twitter is. Can you just give me some contact? You've been on Twitter for a very long time. Is it like X? The Everything app? It's very much like that. What was the X? I thought you were more of a truth social guy. Can we just

talk about? He's a lip-ass on Blue Sky. He boasted a truth. He posed a truth about Apple. By the way, I'm an Apple guy through and through. I've had Apple products for a very long time and I love them. They're great. They work very well. my apple bottom jeans on. Bring a Johnny Apple seat over here. It's always jokes with you guys. Yeah, we're, it's like we're on a comedy podcast. It's always jokes.

Would you just tell people you tweeted? I, before this phone, this is the brand new 18 pro. All right? Works great. Great phone. I upgraded from the 13 pro, which is five years ago, five phones ago. Another way to put it.

Yeah, all right, as they do one phone per year. Why did I upgrade, you might be asking? You've been saying you wanted an 18 for a while. An 8, like, it's a nicer phone. Sorry. Why didn't you get one that was 8 inches and thick? That's a reach. That is not even, that was not even part of like the line of humor.

Maybe I said if I just said the baby and thick. Anyway, this one better for the thumbs? It's just, no, wait, let me guess. It's the same. damn phone this isn't a thumb friendly phone if that's what you're asking well i i'm worried about your thumbs i got my forearms falling apart you got your thumbs broken so in trouble why did i upgrade i didn't really have to upgrade but my phone was five years old had a big scratch on the screen the battery life was you know weakening um it didn't work it doesn't work great everywhere around town um anyway

about bodybuilders my multi-millionaires so i got this new phone and is that a new case It works fantastic. Yeah, you like it? It's kind of sexy, right? Yeah, I like it, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of sexy. It's leather. You want to touch it?

Touch it. Yeah, I'll touch it. Here, hang on. I hate the way you just touch my phone. Don't offer it up. You don't want me touching up. So here's what I tweeted. I'm going to touch it.

Here's what I tweeted. I just upgraded my iPhone from the 13 Pro to the 18 Pro, five phones later, and it's still the same damn phone. All right? You want to go play 18? pro and for a long time like hours and hours this tweet set with very little activity and didn't think much of it dude and then people started to comment on it and it is now gone it's certified viral you got bought it dude we're talking about 681 000 views 15k likes a lot of retweets apple doesn't become apple without like the massive um PR campaign and like uh quality control and

they try to control the narrative, they sent their bot army after you. That has to, what happened to you? Yes. Yeah, that seems to be what happened here. Almost 600 comments on this tweet so far. Dude, it doesn't matter if you go viral on Twitter, it could be the most mundane, nothing comment and someone's going to call you retarded, people are going to call you gay, stupid, all these things I've been called because of my tweet, which is a pretty harmless tweet.

Again, I love the iPhone. It's just that this does exactly what my other phone. dead i have noticed i have noticed no it might run a little bit faster i think the screen's a little bit clearer uh the camera which i have not really used yet apparently is as well is better which it's to be expected but functionality wise is doing exactly what my other phone did this top comment is just bouncing on it what is going on here dude ready yeah will you hit it you're down thousand dollars relax pal relax bow okay Dude, the people like, yeah, this guy is doing the equivalent of being like,

makes more money than you. Yeah. He's just said, you know, like, yeah, you bought it. You're out thousand, bro. Okay. Let's assume that a lot of these replies are bots, which I think they are. But there are some actual human beings in here that for some reason feel the need to defend or white knight for a $1 trillion technology company.

And I don't understand why people, yes, that's a good one. Shout out to Timmy. Your stash like cooler back then. It was thinner. That was like, that was like a week and a half of growth. You also had like, no offense,

you had like doper flow. I did have flow. Like down the back of the neck, baseball guy. I've considered growing the flow back. That's kind of baseball guy. Yeah. I did enjoy your response to the,

to Steve Rogers, Captain America to some. I mean, first of all, it's not the same. New components that are better, but also what the fuck were you expecting a device

with a hologram, a girl to blow you? I think he is. Did you think that this phone? was going to have a hologram that would blow you. And so he's asking. And so what did I say, Randy? Your response was, that'd be nice.

Some guys said, you're really dumb. And I said, no, you're really dumb. Just like third grade fucking back talk. I do like that this guy meant AI girl and he's just said A girl. How did, uh, would Charles be like, hey, so what all does that phone do? You didn't get that one version of it, didn't you? the hologram AI girl that fucking sucks you out. Oh, someone said,

you don't understand how holograms work, clearly. Someone said, I'm from the future and you're really going to like the iPhone 30, which is a good one, in response to the hologram one. Was that, was that James, what was the guy's name,

Michael Titor? Michael Titor? I don't know who Michael Titor is. Oh, okay. Yes, yes. Here's the one right here. It says, he says, Robbie says,

you're really dumb. It's faster and has way better battery Going from 13 to 18 is a gigantic upgrade to the response, no, you're really dumb. You know, other than the name calling, that guy's tweet was actually pretty helpful. Like, he actually gave you some interesting thing. Also, like, a guy like me who's not,

I'm not super into the tech, the techie weeds, you know, I don't notice. You're not? I don't notice a big difference. And, like, the camera, the camera probably is a lot better but i don't know i don't know how to access like the the bells and whistles of of everything i just i point and shoot and it looks good i'm like that's a cool picture i don't know how to i'm not will to freeze i'm not a real won't you just let him

i'm not a real photog head you know what i mean well this one has a lot i don't know if you're doing photog head correct isn't there supposed to be a i i i'm going to randy maybe it's changing everything guess what i don't know it does the screen always stays on which is kind of cool. Like, it just dims instead it goes black, which is kind of dope. You can make your own emojis now. I can make my own emojis.

That's what you're telling me? Yeah. Holy shit. All right. Here's the deal. The camera is better than previous models, primarily due to a new physical variable aperture on the main camera.

I knew that. Native pro camera controls and upgraded video capabilities. Oh, also a brand new hologram AI girl who will blow you. Wow. Yeah, I need to access. That's probably a, you'd probably have to pay extra for that to reach that feature.

It's probably a host on the cloud. I haven't figured that out yet. You can actually, you can actually customize her. You can make her big text if you want to. If you feel the need to defend Apple to some random guy on Twitter that you didn't know existed until you found my tweet, you are a certified. Just bouncing on it. Boner. Everybody's just straight up glazing.

You're a certified loser and a certified bonus. Please notice me, Apple. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think, like Tim Apple? is going to offer you a job. He's not here. He's not there anymore.

I know that. I mean, what are you, what are you wanting from this? Passed away, no? Tim Apple? No, Steve Jobs passed away. Indeed.

Tim Apple, aka Tim Cook is still with us. He just no longer is the CEO of Apple. People are going to be mad and they find out this hologram feature is not real. Well, again, it's a hologram.

The iPhone 30 is going to have that feature, though. Really? According to the guy from the future. Okay. Yeah. Sorry to be so polarizing. I mean, it's good engagement. I do need to figure how this camera works.

Go to the quote tweets. I haven't seen these. Quote tweets are all very illuminating. It's just people calling me an idiot mostly. Oh, this guy said it's cap. No, that's cap. Some guy said I would. What an asshole.

He doesn't realize all of our grandparents have passed away. Imagine being this obtuse. That's tough. That is, that's biting. Fair. It's fair. That's what Andy DeFray, Andy DeFray called the warden. And that's what finally did him in.

Hey, how could you be so obtuse? Dylan, I think you're a cute. A cute little guy. That's a geometry joke. Sometimes we do math jokes. I don't know. I think he's more isosceles. This guy said he's still upgraded.

Yeah, I did. Hey, you're right. I co-sign. We went on way too much of a geometry tangent. Yes, it's just a sign of the times. It's sign of the times. He just sang a song. You couldn't continue the joke.

God, you're so obtuse. Yeah, I'm with this guy now. Actually, I think I'm right. He did that minutes ago. But he didn't do the hand gesture. I don't like that hand gesture. It's a right angle. Looks like you're going to do the little Russian dance

or you get down low and start kicking the... You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. That's not tough. You got to be in serious shape to do that. Yeah, I am. Can you do it? Try it.

No, don't. I could see you getting hurt. I'm going to pull something. Yeah. Bus those jeans open. Just a bag of bones. He doesn't know how to work his iPhone. I would love to see you get parallel to the ground.

This guy said he's still upgraded. Like, yeah, you still did it. This idiot. Just doing tricks on it. Some guy said you still spend $1,000. Yeah. I pay monthly. Well, congrats on the new phone, man.

That's, that's, yeah. I really like it. Yeah. Sick brag, though. It's doing everything that I needed to do, which is just like my other one. Get it, give it to Will. Say, Will, I'm going to give you 20 minutes. Get all the settings on the camera, like, dialed in and then give it back to me.

He probably liked to, yeah, because he's going to, I'm sure Will will have one soon. So he would like to get a little sneak peek at it. Yeah. Get him to do it. Will is not a fan of the, there's a film feature on it. I heard him talking about it. Yeah, he's not a fan of that. It is stupid.

Just go take a film photo. Just a filter. Sorry, not everybody has access to that, Randy. We've been doing filters for a minute. It's just a filthy. And that's a filthy. That's me being polarized. Go down a little bit more.

I want to see there's any other court tweets. Okay. Okay. Oh, is it heavier? A lot of people agree with me, by the way. I think a lot of the humans agreed with me. This is now a technology podcast. We found our niche finally.

It's criticizing tech. Apparently the 13 was like a breakthrough iPhone. People are giving the 13 a lot of love. That's what I have right now. It's great phone. It's in the other room because I'm trying to disconnect a little bit. I think it's because the battery life is probably not what it used to be and you're charging it. Hey, does that new phone make you more of like a judgy little bitch?

Yes. Does it? Is that one of the symptoms? It does. Yes. Question. Does it have a USBC charger or is a new charger? Okay.

It has a new one. A lot of people were saying, oh, that's such a cool feature. Why is it, why are people so high on the, no. No, that's kind of a rip. Let me, I'm going to come over and see. Is it the, okay, is that USBC? I think that is. It's not like, they were talking about having a completely new one.

USBC is like what pretty much every piece of technology uses now. So Android, Apple, and whatever. But I thought they were going to do it. It's a more universal. Okay, see, I haven't even used it. I just used the charging pad thing. So I don't know. They released the same phone

We've got to break up big tech It's a monopoly They changed the charger Or maybe they didn't I wasn't really paying attention To what you guys were doing now But big tech is a problem I'm very old

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I can't wait to get in bed. It's my favorite time of day. Is everything okay? No. Okay. No. But you love being on that Lisa. Too many people are being mean to me online.

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I am, yeah, this guy is first in line. And he has deleted the tweet, but we have, we still have it here. It's a generational. tweet. Oh, it's still there. Who is this guy? Alvin Singh? He works in tech.

If his bio is something about working for, I don't know, some AI bullshit. He's probably one of the ones bouncing on it. This is what the tweet says. It's a conversation he had with his wife, apparently. My wife, can you read our baby a book? Me, I can just play an audio book from my phone. My wife.

But then it won't be in your voice. Me, I can train a voice model. Parenting hits different when you work in AI. And this guy sucks. This guy's been, he's just getting yammed on by every parent or any normal thinking person. Can I also just, can I go with the wife real quick? Sorry. She's not the main thing in this, but I will say, who, who, why would her first reaction just be?

but then it won't be in your voice. Her response should have been like, you lazy fuck. Like, hey man, how about you spend time with your baby? Yeah, the issue here is it not being in your voice? Like the issue here is like, you are such a piece

that you won't even go in there and read your kid a book. Imagine just setting down, I don't know, your laptop or whatever next to the baby, it's just hitting like play. What are you doing? Spend time with your kid,

you dumbass, moron. Well, he did respond to that. He did. I do want to spend time with my baby. There's even a chance I'll choose to retire early and spend all my time with my kids. I'd just rather spend that time cuddling and feeding and playing and automate the things I don't need to be around for. This guy is, this guy, this guy's so. This guy bought the iPhone 18 plus just to get the hologram feature of himself with his shirt off so his hologram could do skin to skin with the baby.

That was the whole, that's why he had to get the latest phone. Oh boy, this guy stinks. I would love to get his opinion on what is necessary and what is things that he could just automate. They'd be like, well, yeah, well, reading a book, automate, cuddling, no, what that in person. Is this better or worse than the, there's a little sleeping device that you put your baby in

and it rocks them for you? You know, I'm talking about the swing? Different, but also like, it's just doing that part of it. for you well if you put it in like a rocker you have to manually i mean unless you hold it yourself you know sure right which is the other option there i've seen one that like uh projects like lights so it looks like it's like you're driving past street lights that's like a really upgraded one i saw that a while ago a i's changed everything including parental behavior driving around with your baby is a good way to get it to go to sleep though that's true

But this guy, man. As long as you're not driving around my baby. Parents, don't do this. Don't do this. Don't be driving around a Rannie's baby. You don't be driving her to make out point. No, sir. Oh, with your adult partner baby.

That's what you mean? His adult partner baby. His girlfriend. Right. Right. Not your actual baby. You don't have one of those yet. No, I do not.

Or do you have one on the way we don't know about? No. Okay. No. I don't think so wait you have a different adult partner baby no no no I just have one I don't have another adult partner baby on the way either

okay sorry for the confusion that was I was quite confused he's just he's just like babe I want to I want to download my consciousness for the baby to hear my voice so I can just go in the like what is going to be in his other in the other room just goon what is he going to be like coding or something Just some fucking nerd shit.

He's going to the goon case. Take 10 minutes, man. I could see this would be kind of funny that if you train like a voice model that had like his face, it was just like an iPad and he's just has the kid. Dad, why do sharks swim like this? Dad, and like the kid just keeps on and he's all right and just gives him the iPad and it's just an AI explaining everything to the kid. Oh, I'm going to push back on that. You're right to push back on that. Let's dive in.

Yeah. That's a great thing. question little tyke uh babies come from and then just goes into the whole reproductive system it's adult partner baby really has an adult partner baby yeah it's beautiful man thank you did this guy is this guy so he's he's tweeting through it appears so he's responding to some haters that's interesting me sorry that's the first time i've ever seen that beam. Oh, it's, it's a, he's guiding the bomb.

Someone is over, yeah, over San Francisco, guiding a bomb directly for it to take out the, uh, the tech world, I guess. Well, that was, if we lose Los Angeles or San Diego, like, yeah, not that big of a deal, right? Chartered it to the game. He's, dude, when you get in that mode, though, he gets in that mode and he's just like, look. God, I hope Simmons finds out mode this weekend, man.

I hope he keeps his ding-dong in his pants this time. His hologram ding-dong? Yeah. That's like another feature of your new phone. Really? Hologram ding-dongs. I haven't discovered that feature yet either. You just set the phone down and you're like, oh.

Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this. It's the holograms, again, they don't have the, you can't touch them. No, they're. Yeah, you can walk right. This is what happens like. Yeah. When you put your hand through it or whatever. So in your hypothetical or that guy is the AI young lady sent there to do that act, it wouldn't work.

That idiot in your comments has no clue how holograms order. Like in Jurassic World, when that guy with the big backside walks through the Velociraptor hologram. Yeah. Just like that. Yeah, when that guy with the big backside does the gal. Oh, the gal. Yeah. What's his name's daughter?

Bryce Dallas. Redheaded. Bryce Dallas Howard? Bryce Dallas Howard. That's her name. Why do I know that? They made her butt smaller on the movie poster because it was too distracting.

Do you know that? I think that's like reverse objectifying. It's like, yeah, it's like when the Bachelor was like randomly coloring the girl's bikinis. Like, remember that? Like they were adding extra like stuff onto their bikini. Like very just like,

It was a Microsoft paint. It was really weird. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I remember that is. Man. If you have a copy of that original movie poster, sent it my way.

I don't. We could probably AI it, though. All right, Dylan, do your little college football segment that everybody was waiting for. Another Dylan Shivery exclusive. Well, it's a Dylan show today. College football is happening this weekend. We're going to do a segment

where we talk about it, and then we're going to move on to a different topic. We're talking to two games. We got two really big games. We have Georgia at Bama, which is a top, was it a top five matchup at this point? Surely Bama has ranked top five, yeah? Yeah. And then we have Texas OU, which is not a top 25, or top top five or top 25 matchup, as it may be because OU is not ranked.

Let's start at Georgia Bama. Could be a rainy affair. That's all I'm saying. Could be a rainy one. We got some moisture off the Gulf coming in. If Keeling goes and balls out and wins this game, if he just wins this game, he's, I'm not going to say he's going to be your Heisman front runner,

but he's going to be number two. If he's not already, I don't know where he's out now. This is a big Keelan game. If your quarterback beats Bama or beats Georgia and you're undefeated, you're going to be in that. The winner of this game should rightly be ranked number one over Texas. I don't think that's a crazy take at all. Yeah, I'm worried.

I don't know if Keelan's ready for this game. I hate to be a doubter, but I'm just, I'm trying to prepare myself as a Keelan ground floor, Keelan guy. What's the line in this game? I don't know. It's always changing, but I've been watching it. Interesting.

It's an interesting line. What do we got here? Alabama minus one and a half. They are favored. You give Kirby Smart a little opportunity to say that everyone's doubting them. He will take advantage of it. I think they won, I think they would like, was it two years ago? There was one year, or it was in recent memory where, like, everyone knew they were really good.

I'm pretty sure they were in the top five the entire year. And he's like, yeah, a lot of people were doubting Georgia. No one was. Nobody was doubting, y'all. That's the Kirby Smart mantra. That's how great men, like stay great men is they just, they create invisible, like fake hares. No one expected us to be here. Dude, you went wire to wire.

You went wire to wire number one team. We all thought you would be here. Yeah. Yeah, that's just a Kirby smart thing. You're tied in, like, got turf toe and missed two games. Dude, you guys didn't have any adversity. We knew you'd be here. The Texas OU injury report.

SEC matchups they required to release the injury report Wednesday and they update it throughout the rest of the week. There are a lot of dudes from OU that are out, including their star-left tackle, Michael Fasusi, which is bad news when you got number of. or one lurking on the other side of the line. Damn, they're not going to have Fasusi? If he finds that mode, he's a dog, he's good, but he's got a shoulder.

This game is, we're talking to Texas OU now. If you look at the rankings, like, oh, there should be a blowout. It's not going to be a blowout. OU is, oh, you still got some guys, and they have a fantastic defense, and I think most of them are healthy. They have any real guys, though. They got some real guys. This is going to be a low scoring affair. I think the over-under is only 39 and a half, which is pretty low.

Can I say something? You're a podcast host on this is your podcast. My Thai? You want a Mai Tai? Arch really, really needs a good game. He does. We cannot. We can't.

I don't want to come in here next week and it's like stinky arch. Here's the thing. And then we had like, you know, Texas eeks out of wind or God forbid for Dillon, they lose. Like, like, the conversation is being had. He's played some really good defenses. He has. Tennessee defense is good. He's about to play another.

really good defense. He's probably not going off in this game. He's not going to throw for three touchdowns. He can't turn the ball over. If he protects the ball, Texas will win the game. OU needs multiple turnovers to win this game, I think. God, what if Meteer just airs it out? Because they're not going to move the ball, man. They have no running game whatsoever. What if Meteer just starts airing it out? What if he starts running, he's pretty jacked? He is pretty jacked. I am worried about... And he can't run around a little bit. I'm worried Colin Simmons a little too in that mode, and we've seen what happens. Yeah.

You think he might actually pull his ding-dong out? No, I don't think he'll pull his ding-dong out, but I think I could, look, if I find out that he ripped somebody's helmet off and threw it, like, across the field, like, I'm like, yeah. Yeah, he was in that mode. I mean, that does check out. But then he'll just charge it to the game. And it's all good.

Yeah. I feel good about this. I think disaster strikes only if Texas has multiple turnovers. which is in play all you's got a great d all right you ready for um generic yet poignant point like this is a poignant point special teams watch hey i'm monitoring special teams in this game i'm just putting that out there and what do you do you have any i think that is going to i think that is going to win or lose the game for texas okay because i think it is going to be a close affair

special teams have not been strong this year i know and that was a hallmarker like the best texas teams back in the day the mac brown era i feel like they were i don't know if the numbers matched that up but in my brain it's like they always would make big plays on special teams whether it's turn the ball over or like a timely return texas had a punt return for touchdown last year in this game that's right there's probably two blocks in the back that went on unflagged but it counted mica has just ruined the name mac brown for me because one time in two too much deputy just going on back brown mac brown mac brown that's how mac brown brown mc brown mc brown so i just love it uh i see it on the rundown here but we do have a

new brett in the chat new new chatter new brett uh he says two big games and he doesn't even mention big noon kickoff cc bias of this show strikes again well i was going to mention indiana we're going to find out a lot about matt rules uh undefeated indiana at undefeated but unranked Nebraska. No respect for Nebraska being... All right. He's in the chat. What's Nebraska's best win? I think their biggest dub is they're recruiting. They got a Manhunter joining their squad next year. All right. Okay. Can you believe that? Shout to all my lantern's huds out there. Okay. I'll tell you Nebraska's best win. That's good. I thought you had some minutes. Yeah, okay.

I'll tell you Nebraska's best win, buddy. They beat. All right. Um, Ohio, Bowling Green, North Dakota. Michigan State is probably their best win. They played Maryland last week. So there you go. Michigan State or Maryland. So they have, look, they haven't really.

Can I play is on your schedule. They haven't had an impressive W yet, but they have not lost a game. Fred says Maryland last week. And it is in Lincoln. Look, I got a lot of Husker Nation reaching out to me being like, Dave, you would love this program. You need to start tracking.

And I told, I'll be honest, I am, I'm aware. I'm aware. I'm not going to give it a track. I'm not going to say I'm monitoring, but I'm aware. Here's another, some more Big Ten love. We have UCLA at Oregon. Man, just two classic Big Ten programs right there.

I know. The most West Coast teams ever. Yeah, we got that game too, which is a top 25 match. They should bring back the Big Eight. And thick? There it is. I'll be rooting for Nebraska. Fuck I, you.

I'm on your side, Brett. Let's go Huskers. Cool. Exciting. Yeah, that's all I got. It's going to be a big one for the horns. Come on, Arch. Show out, dog.

He really, I mean, okay, I'm exaggerating a little bit, but, like, it would go a really long way for the haters and losers. out there. But that guy, you know what I'm saying? He needs a cup,

a cupcake defense to kind of get his, what's his signature win? Like, over the last two seasons. What's it cold when you sleep with an ugly, he needs a slump busting defense to play against. Excuse me. He needs a slump buster.

I don't know what you're talking. What do you help me out? I have my phone there. So a slump buster, like if you're on a dry spell, you're having trouble with the ladies, you knock out, you knock out like a,

like something you would normally do. Right. You just go after like a three who's willing. This is, this sounds offensive. I'm not, I'm just explaining what it is. No, no, no, this is going well for you. These are not, this is not, this is not my theory. I just, you knock out a three. Like, all right, I'm back in the game. And then you have more confidence going in when you talk to a nine. So who in this is the slump, the slump buster? The slump, the slump buster. You can't call you a slump buster. Even though they're not good. You can't go into this thinking like. No, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying he needs one because OU is not that. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

OU has, what about body? I already said Arch is not going to show out in this game because OU has such a great defense. He needs to just, he needs like a 30-yard, 30-yard run just to set the tone, just fucking just go. They need to, they need to, Texas needs to jump out to a big league. He needs to find Cam Coleman, whose stats are very pedestrian so far. far in the season. He's got a handful of touchdowns,

but he's not getting, he's not getting many, many balls thrown his way. Handful of touchdowns. What? What? Do you understand what a slum buster is? I need to explain it.

No, I'm not going to make you do that. Yeah. We all understood. We just thought it would be fun. Right. Are we done talking football? Oh, man.

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west. Well, Dylan, what's your plan for the big game for the Red River rivalry shootout? Well, since it's this weekend and fun, I'm going to start on Friday. Nobody cares. I don't have much.

You're going to ECHO. Probably get a dinner somewhere. Etro in Mexico. Probably get a dinner somewhere. Maybe Echon Mexico. Don't say somewhere. You know where you're going. Maybe Madel Ranchos. Maybe he can bring your new phone. Yeah, I take it everywhere. I'm going to bring it no matter what I do. I might see what the, I might see what the high school sports. Oh, I bring my phone everywhere. Oh, I bring my AI hologram

girlfriend everywhere. Oh, no, don't do that to me in the middle of this restaurant. Oh, whoa. I'm sorry. I don't know how to turn the feature off. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. God, damn. You think you're better than everybody with that fucking phone? I'm sorry, babe. It's a feature on the phone. My Friday's wide open, which I love. Parks is having a sleepover with his buddy, so I got to find something to do. Are you going to make them cry? Yeah. Maybe.

Geez. They're probably going to watch a scary movie. It's October. Saturday, I'm probably making pancakes in the morning. Ooh, you know my secret? To my pancakes? Okay. A little maple syrup in the batter.

Ooh, can you text me that recipe right now? I will. Thank you. I'm going to mix a Bloody Mary up, maybe a Bloody Maria. The tequila version. It's Maria time. That's good, and then, yeah, I don't have, I don't know where I'm watching the Texas OU game yet.

Is it 2.30 kick, dentist time? Bro, I'm the type of dude. I can't watch it out, man. I just get too wind of the game. I might go to, might see what Mikey's up to. He's got a good house for. He's probably throwing cell phones. Don't bring your phone over there unless you want to lose.

No, no. My phone's staying in my pocket if I go to Mike's. I'll see what he's up to. But, I mean, I got nothing. Parks says no games this weekend Let me chill with the little guy He'll be watching the game with me wherever I go You should show him

A paranormal activity Make him in a boy He's not ready for That's a freaky one He's not ready for that Nightmares Dude I got that's all I got I got nothing really popping

Which is Those are some of my favorite weekends man You should show him the gingerbread man Like the Christmas cookie Yeah It was one of those horror movies That was on like Box of 12 And the Walmart things

And Gary Busey is a serial killer That gets cremated And then his remains get put into a batter He comes back to life as a Panktony batter Murdering gingerbread man That's not a good plot No it was really bad

But it was funny I want to work up the nerve to watch Terrifier It's the one that makes people vomit In the theaters and shit It's super gory I think it might be above my pay grade though What's why does it

Is it the gore that makes people vomit? I think it's just so scary. I think that there's a creepy clown type figure and he's pretty brutal with the way he kills. I think. I don't know. It looks too freaky mean with it. There are multiple of them too.

Terrify. At least three. Yeah. Never seen them. You know what I'm a little bitch. I don't think I want to watch those though. It's making people vomit in the theaters. Yeah.

Randy, how about your weekend? You should watch a movie with your adult partner, baby. I might. Speaking of which, she has two friends coming into town late tonight, and the four of us are going to ACL tomorrow. I'll be here. You go on a turnstile? I don't know.

I don't know. I know she wants to see Charlie X, X, X. I would like to probably go see Steve Aoki. I think he's Friday. You should go to turnstile, dude. Yeah. I don't know any of their songs. They're all in caps.

they scare me. So Natasha Bettingfield, I think, is Friday, too. I like to go. Chainsmokers. You know, the change smokers are coming through. Oh, no. You already know what it is, man. I was with Kales.

So that tomorrow. I'm going to be up near him this week. And Saturday and Sunday, I don't know. I think it's very much like I will hang out with them as much as I want or not. I'm like, or I can just let them have go, have girl time and just relax. I don't know. You and Dillon should get together and go watch football. Well, the girls have girl time and just relax.

I'll go to Mike's and I'll go to Mikey's. have I have extra phones. Bring Randy to Mike's. No, I'll probably just be sitting there. That'd be fun. I think Sunday they do want to go out to watch out the Bears Packers game. So we probably might go hit West 6th on Sunday. That sounds great. Otherwise,

got a bunch of food. Gonna make some breakfast tacos for the gals one morning. Let me send you my pancake recipe. Yeah. I'm making for the gals. Oh, shit. I'm going to have a social actually. There's no added sugar. Oh, They'll sound great. You know the secret ingredient?

Let me guess. Is it honey? It's not a secret ingredient. It was so secretive that you had to send in a separate text with... No, I just forgot to include it. It rhymes with Crapele Thurup. Okay. Yeah.

It's Spanish. Crapele Thurup sounds like the name of the... Oh, my God, David. It's me, Crapele. Crapele. Creeple. I can't wait to watch it. Rutgers this weekend. Oh, the boys. Oh, boy. Jeez, Louise. What are you doing this weekend, David?

One fridge sick down. Whoa. Well, I'm, after this show, I'm getting on the road and I'm going out and around near the home of Patma Holmes, White Deer, Texas. No, excuse me, White House, Texas. White House. Actually, not that close, probably like 40 minutes. Either way, I'm going to, I'm going to my golf trip, my East Texas golf trip, going to pine dunes. And I'm getting in this evening this afternoon. Still practice. I'm going to just kind of dick around. And tomorrow morning, I'm going to practice around.

Then the Ryder Cup style event begins tomorrow afternoon. And goes to the weekend. And I'm very excited for it. So I'm pretty sure I saw this on your calendar. This is your East Texas golf trip, not the West Texas invitation. Correct. This is not. Do you have any north or south coming up too?

Like what's going on? No, I don't. I don't. I wish I had a, I would love like a north, like northern Michigan invitational at some point. But Will DeFries just refuses to have a bachelor party. So there's still time. But yeah, so I'm very excited. It's always a fun time.

So I'm going to be going and doing that. I'm going to leave here. I got to go by H.E.B. Get on my snack run. But, yeah, I put in a new bag. I got my, well, I actually just got my old bag, my old OGO bag. I got it back in play this week. I made a switch late in the game, said I'm switching it up.

So I'll be doing that. It'd be a very funny bit if you got Duff Foreman on your phone and recorded like every single whole. Like, hey, Duff, what's the approach here? Oh, glad you asked. No, actually, I got to go by the Apple store. I'm going to get the new iPhone. And there's a hologram Duff Foreman. And he just gives you tips or...

He just comments on things. Okay. He'll talk to you about, like, global conflicts and stuff. Interesting. He's really, like, unfiltered in this version of them. Like, they don't really let them, they don't let them cook as much on the, on the golf channel. Yeah, that makes sense. You can get him in here.

He'll talk about anything. He's got, he's got takes. That's why it takes a long response, because, like, his first response is always a little hot. Yeah. Like, all right, we've got to tone it down. Yeah. He'll talk to you about transgender migrants running through your backyard. It's very true.

He's got some interesting taste. Really? Yeah. I know that Texas Pack is really trying to stop that stuff. Yeah, they are. I know by like every single ad break anywhere I go that there is something about it. Yeah. It's all I can think about when I go to sleep at night.

Even when I go up to Chicago and watch the Bears game and my girlfriend's parents' house, somehow I'm still getting Texas, you know, ads. Well, if you're going to vote illegally, you got to know who to vote for. So, yeah, that's it. So let's run it back and do or do the comments of the week. Comments of the week. Comments of the week. Randy's comments of the week. All right,

Zach, I started off with a follow up from last week. Zach comments, sorry Randy, didn't mean to cut deep, love you. Hey, Zach,

apology accepted. What's that in reference to? He was making fun of my sports stuff. Oh, why? I don't know, because I guess I'm not a sports ball guy, but now some other people are saying,

I'm a cocky sports guy. You can't win with these. people, man. That's the internet, y'all. You're so polarizing. I know, man. Andrew comments, what's the Patreon tier to sponsor ungloping this weekend and fun music? A million dollars. That's not happening, Andrew. If you want to, if you give us a million dollars, I won't gloop it. Who would ever say they want the ungluped? I don't know. Felt like we just needed to roast Andrew there for a second. Andrew. Let's talk. This one, this one, I need a, you know, Mitch comments. Did Randy just

claimed Lombard to be south suburbs of Chicago. Brother is quite literally the definition of directly west. I looked it up, and he is right. I is directly west of downtown Chicago. Damn. I was wrong, but you know what? Dumbass. I'm also... Dumbass alert. I'm also human enough to admit when I was wrong.

Hey, that's cool. Give yourself a human point. Hey, you're really dumb. No, you're really dumb. K. Musak, are we 100% certified? This Jesus guy, isn't Jake from St. Louis with his magnum opus grift. Okay.

All right. That's good. Two more here. Jake comments. I don't know if it's Jake from St. Louis. Jake. Dave, I just sent back the sign form to my consent to be spooked later.

So at least we know Jake for sure can listen to spooky season. I appreciate that. And then my last one, favorite one of the week, Notorious Crow, I saw on YouTube comments. Dylan is so unc. He saw Bo Jackson at the OG Arlington.

Yeah. That is own status. That's true. Damn. That's true. That's high key on. Yeah, I looked it up. He retired the year I was born.

New Brett wasn't even born yet. You didn't have the handheld game where you could flip it. You had one that had the football and you could turn it upside down. It was baseball. It was Bo Jackson baseball and football. I didn't know about that. It's a very old school digital game. Used to play it on the plane.

That's sick. We're talking pre-game boy type stuff. Oh, yeah. It's very rudimentary, too. One of the best pure athletes we've ever seen. Yeah. All right, let's run it back before we get out of here. Of course, that's the segment during which we talk about,

what we talked about all week long. We got a shorty this week. Dave detailed exactly how to get to Duncanville High School on Monday. This says it's historically accurate. I don't remember the context of this one. It's historically accurate. What is that from? I think that was about the Quinn and Tarantino movie.

Okay. Okay. I'm about Chels like the movie. The one that you watched. They should bring back the big. eight and thick what is that and finally hit the road dude stay hit the road dude which is gonna be on the soundboard no man here you go dylan so you can see what the bo jackson game looked like that was it the one on the right dude that's the coolest fucking thing i've ever seen

god that game kids these days wouldn't know what to do with that bet that's in my parents attic god all right i got i gotta hit the road do hit the road dude road dude It's private property. Property. Property. Oh, my God. That concludes running back. See you next week.

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