Circling Back - Are Wedge Salads The Bottle Service of Salads?

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

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All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Ruff. Hey, I'm going to utilize my time here to congratulate someone, our good friend of the show, Tom Hoagie, for winning the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am Tournament yesterday. One of the most dynamite interviews we've done.

Totally thought I was funny. Got all the bits. And shout out to him his first win on tour very very cool an electric personality great golf game better personality tom hoagie he likes bits he likes to have fun during his interviews i like that about him it's like he was he had more bits to deliver than we did during that interview which is crazy do we still have that video footage somewhere? Dan's got it somewhere.

It's hard to say. Because I once made a comment about an interview that we did that same day, and Dan had the footage to me within minutes. Bryson, I believe. Don't worry about it. We talked to Bryson that day. This was at the Players' Championship. Bo Hosler.

They brought all the rookies out. It's a championship for the players. So you had Bo Hosler, Tom Hoagie. Also had a great tournament. Did have a good tournament. Kelly Craft, Kevin Tway, can't forget Team Gaines. Tway Dogg? They were by far the most electric.

KT. Bryson was fine. This is pre-Bulk Bryson. Dave was ground floor Bulk Bryson. Called him out for it. Said you're getting low-key thick. Honestly, it's the only thing that I've ever done. That's somewhat journalistic.

And you caught him low key thick. Well, is that not accurate? It's accurate. No, his immediate reaction to you calling him low key thick was he was happy that you recognized. Like he was not, he was not slighted at all. He was very pleased that you recognize his gains. Gains recognize gains. Can you do me a favor, Dylan?

Can you? I don't like how that mic's pointing at me. Yeah, what is it? You got to get control of your side of the table. Oh, this is my situation over here. You got to get control of your side of the studio. Your side of the studio is just absolute garbage. The mic number four was just fully torqued up in is fine it's not like like there's just little things that like

non-podcast people wouldn't get like this is one of the only times i've ever seen your cord not absolutely hanging off your microphone at the top look my side we we do things just fine over here okay i don't like you shit under control dylan's awesome, but I just want to say one more thing about Tom Hoagie. Tom Hoagie, we would like to extend you the invite to come back onto the pod. That's going to be a one-on-one, Dave. Tom Hoagie exclusive. I want to do a one-on-one with Tom. I don't want to be there.

He's a TCU guy. Fort Worth guy. Wow. Not from Fort Worth. Go Frogs. Hey, dude. Ribbit. Wow, it's so crazy that he went to TCU.

Did they beat Texas this year this year no did they play oh yeah texas beat tcu and also they beat texas tech by 35 my favorite my favorite athletic team that i own is actually a tcu shirt but i'm not allowed to wear it very often due to uh the family that i married into didn't your wife attend TCU? Yeah, but I don't know if she claims it. Okay. I don't know if she's going to the game and doing the hand signals and stuff like that. That's not a bad one-two punch of schools. Dude, I think, I mean, don't get me wrong.

The Burnt Orange is classic. There's something I love about the purple unis on the TCU side. No, it's mid. The dark purple or the black ones they have are pretty dope. The only purple I know about is the kind I sip on. I, it's mid. The dark purple or the black ones they have are pretty dope. I don't like, the only perp I know about is the kind I sip on. I just sip purple drink. You're colorblind.

What's your point? You have no clue what you're drinking. I sip lean, like purple lean. You could have been drinking orange soda the entire time and they just told you it was purple. I just call it perp though. Hey, you can interview, or intro me. I got something to say. I thought we did that. No, I didn't get perp though. Hey, you can interview or intro me. I got something to say.

I thought we did that. No, I didn't get an intro yet. Ladies and gentlemen, Dylan Chivary. Murder was the case that they gave me. Why are you drinking perfectly good water that doesn't need to be boiled right now when you're the guy who drinks the the normal water so i could say murder was the case that they gave you're annoying you're wasting water right now i want to drink it drink it then murder your thirst

dog revolting to everyone that was so gross everyone who everyone who just unsubscribed, please let us earn your business back. Please. That's all we ask for. I'm sorry, everybody. I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I had too much booming loud this morning. Which I made with tap water, by the way. Why are you doing this to yourself?

Because I don't care. I'm built diff. For the people at home that don't know what's going on in Austin, Texas, we are currently living in a third world country where we have to boil our water before using it for pretty much anything. Because, and get this, it got down to the 20s for two days in a row, which is crazy, right? I read a tweet that said this was due to human error. Is this true? I don't know.

I'm going to have to talk to Dan. I'm going to have to talk to our sources. Dan's my point guy on all things water. He's a water man. The city of Austin just needs to get its S-H-I-T together. I believe, yeah. I think it's all in the water right now. There you go.

Yeah, it's not a good thing when it gets relatively cold in your city that's 10th or 11th biggest in the country and growing each day can't can't handle it the water just because we didn't have water last year during the freeze the bad freeze the bad bad freeze for like six days that one i understood because it was so bad that like we didn't have power we didn't have all this stuff no we didn't have power this time no this one was not a bad winter storm i mean i did i did lose internet for five minutes that was tough that was really hard i really felt bad for you i almost dropped a care package off thank you the roads were just too okay i'm wondering when i'm gonna get covid so i can get that hundred dollar gift card to uh uber eats from wash media i still haven't used mine can i just

get one can i just get one problem i don't know i'm not sure i know how to use it honestly you know i might have to have you guys walk me through it you are one of the most frustrating people it's like a promo code dog help me no no i will not help everyone else in the company brett and randy that is has figured it out you just click the link it literally gets texted to you. Maybe it is already set up in there. I just haven't tried to use it yet. I feel like I want to be able to retroactively go in and cancel it. Because now that you're out of COVID. Yeah.

Get him out. Kick him out. The purpose of this agreement has been frustrating. Kick him out. Save that for me when I get it. You can't kick it out. No, I'm going to earmark it for Will. And Will, hopefully, fingers crossed this doesn't happen.

But inevitably gets the COVID-19 virus. I don't know if I'm going to earmark it for Will, and Will, hopefully, fingers crossed this doesn't happen, but inevitably gets the COVID-19 virus. I don't know if I'm going to get it. The COVID-19 virus. I'm just different right now. Let's see here. Who gets sick first, you with COVID or Dylan with the bad water? Honestly, I hope it's me with COVID because I think that would have fewer ripple effects than Dylan's water thing.

I'm more worried about Dylan really tanking himself with this water i saw dylan at the gym and uh he had his mouth completely over the water fountain it's true pick it you can't do that i had to like unhook my jaw in order to get it all the way around the whole thing you can do that do it right now it hurts but eat Eat the mic. Eat the microphone. Let's hear what that throat sounds like. I'm not going to mic of the mic. Why? Because it's disgusting. We got something big coming on Patreon tomorrow.

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questions these can be prompts these can just be like anything give us a stam you cancel give us a hypothetical just hit us with it also go leave a review for the circling back podcast what are you giggling about dave this tom brady's sweatpants that just hit my timeline and i don't know if it's real or not what is he actually making sweatpants hey roads is wearing the sweatpants you got him let's go dope drawstring yeah not to brag but i did get uh roads for his birthday i got him some uh a sweatsuit from the Dallas Stars organization. He's a hockey guy now. It's true.

No turning back. Can I read a couple of reviews for the people at home who have been gracious enough to leave them for us in the last few days? Sure. We got Jdubs. He said the bits are their money. That's true. It's facts.

He said outright lies regarding the dangers of tabletopping from bean brown 19 would just like to state that i broke my wrist getting tabletopped in middle school shout out to dave for spreading awareness dornan will do better that's kind of funny better dude you're gonna get deep platforms okay yeah so i've been meaning to like if people are trying to go back listen listen to old episodes, we've actually had to delete a hundred episodes from our feed because we have been spreading misinformation on tabletopping. And I'd like to apologize for that. I'm still so in on tabletopping. Do better.

Dylan, this is, you're going to say that until there's like a, there's going to be a collaboration video of you talking about tabletopping and you're going to get canceled immediately. I'm not going to get canceled over my, my my love of table topping it's a harmless prank unless you break your wrist and it's quite harmful we have joe should we have joe rogan on this podcast in order to and he can explain himself on this podcast as we're like kind of brothers in arms

on this awesome podcast community i feel like that there's bigger venues for him. I mean, in fact, and he also still has his podcast. He could just do it on. What I don't get is like- It's much larger than ours. His is? Yeah, I think so. He had a good audience. Just by a little bit.

I will say this, our audience is more engaged. And better looking, probably. We should get canceled because in just like the last week alone, since February 1st, he's gained about 200,000 Instagram followers just in this last week alone so you can see that this cancellation of him is really working damn he's really going away good job everybody i wish i could get canceled to the tune of 200k followers be sick are they the followers you want though who maybe the the tabletopping community will follow me for sure yeah you are the spearhead of the not only the tabletopping movement but the

run your friends over and golf carts movement it's true that's you those are your two things i i i did contribute to that what's your body count some people got seriously injured you you breaking your leg on like one of the last days you worked at grand x was actually just retribution for all the times that you posted videos of people getting absolutely smashed by golf carts that was a karma break. ScoobySnacks84 said, El Interno. I don't know what that means, but I guess we're going to read this and find out. It says, if there was a childhood bicycle breakdown of these three hosts, it would be a beach bomber with a front basket, a huffy with four pegs, and a mongoose with a 1990

upper deck Tony Gwynn rattling the spokes. Damn. That's pretty good. Am I the beachcomber? How do you spell comer it's like the word bomber but with a c did y'all do the cards in the wheel and the spokes yeah oh sick i don't think we did cards but i think i just i think like my parents gave me something that you could just click to and it would do it did y'all ever take a stick and try and like stick it in the wheel of your your buddy bicycle and make him wreck. It's pretty shitty.

As they flip over the front and break, at a minimum, their collarbone. That was awesome. That shit was hilarious, man. If you do the back wheel, it's safer. You don't do the flipping over the bars. You just stop. Do you remember when we were younger and I took the seat off your bike? That never happened, David.

You just left it? You've done this joke before. You like the way that it felt i would back i would back wheel will but for you i'm going front what did you call it when your buddy rode on the handlebars you call it pumping yeah we did too hey can i catch a pump trying to go to the dude i miss pumping the homies pumping sick no one's saying why was. People don't say that anymore. Why was front handlebar pumping so much cooler than if you had pegs in the back, just grabbing your boy's waist with your feet on the back pegs? Pumping is a dead term.

No one says it anymore. What do they say? Riding on handlebars? I don't know. Randy, you know what pumping is? See? Randy doesn't know. I had to pump. he's like 14 my bike got stolen from cc's once and i had to get pumped home

it's true story i'm sorry dog that's all right it wasn't it was fine no dude i'm really sorry you didn't deserve that it was was it a dyno no it might have been did you lock it up you just yeah outside no we locked it up i probably botched the locking though damn pumping sick we should bring that back man pretty dangerous i uh i upgraded i revolved into skitching i just i used to just skitch home what is skitching dude nork vibes nork vibes well hey hands up don't shoot is that when you grab one on the back the back of like a garbage truck or something? Wow. He figured it out. Is that what it is?

It's a vehicle. Doesn't have to be a garbage truck. Preferably something that moves a little bit more agile and quicker. Preferably something that doesn't smell like absolute shit when you're behind it. Yeah, I'm not putting my hand on a turd or something. You skits like, you're on a skateboard? Or blades. Okay. Don't worry about it, dude. I'm figuring it out, skateboard? Or blades. Okay. Don't worry about it, dude.

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I don't know if you guys remember. I think some of y'all were there. The most dangerous night. Actually, it got a little bit more dangerous than I think we all kind of expected it to. Yeah, we ended up in Port A on the beach bottles of champagne yeah it was wild cake by the ocean just changed outside the shirt it was sick no but it was a great time we went out to dinner wow we had a couple bars afterward well can I can I say what you did at one point geez it seems like a question before the pod i mean can what's your problem

dude why you got to air my dirty laundry out like this can i can i share it with the class should i tell him no just so he can't then people are gonna wonder people are like oh my god we'll do a patreon what we'll do patreon tier let me say what you did let me say why do you get to say yeah let me say it's his week i don't know if i want to say it though that's the thing he's not he's not even gonna say yeah okay all right go will say it. It's his weakness. I don't know if I want to say it, though. That's the thing. He's not even going to say it. Okay. All right. Go ahead.

Do it in a funny way. Have a funny turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you say what he did. When you say what I did, make sure it's really funny and has a really good punchline that everyone's laughing at. It's not a joke. It's just funny on its own.

It doesn't need a punchline. Okay. Will had to run out of the bar to vom. It was fucking sick. Dude, that was such a good punchline. Dude, you killed that. What a punchline, dude. It's funny.

Dude, you killed that. That's funny, man. He had to run out to VOM on the street, and then he just hopped in an ooze and went home. It was sick. It was weird. I've never had anything like that happen. Really? Well, I mean, okay.

We were drinking, but I wouldn't say I was power drinking by any means. I had two drinks at dinner. Plus a Montenegro. Which was good. I forgot about that plus a montenegro which was good forgot about that the montenegro uh brett that made the night a little bit more dangerous so i'm a big fan of the after dinner liqueur yeah it was good it was good it was classy but then i i don't know what happened but i finished taking a sip of my beer i finished my beer and i sat down i set my glass down on the table something just hit me and i was like oh i'm gonna throw up everywhere and it was one of those things i think i was talking to somebody it might

have been randy or somebody and i just i remember just thinking like i need to get occupied i need to get the hell out of here and i immediately just walked out of the bar turned the corner thank god ranch 616 is under construction right now and they don't have any patrons there because they would have had a dinner and a show wow they don't even serve that much seafood there but they would have been seeing my food. Okay. That's a lame one. No.

No, you need to be booing. Hey, let me ask you. Did you ever have a moment where you thought, I can rally? I'm going to go back in there and show the boys. Yes, I did. The issue was more that I didn't know if it was needed to rally. You know? You definitely didn't.

A lot of times in life, if I, if let's say I'm working out and I throw up, it's probably time for me to stop working out. You know, let's say I'm eating a bunch of food and I throw up. It's probably time for me to stop eating all that food. It's your body telling you, yo, let's slow it down, pal. Let's say I'm slow drinking Guinness at B's Knees on West 6th in Austin, Texas, and I throw up. Oh yeah, I probably should stop drinking.

I had a couple of Guinneys. That's right. on West 6th in Austin, Texas, and I throw up. Oh, yeah, I probably should stop drinking. I had a couple of guineas. That's right. Man, I got into one. I don't know if we're calling them that. No. I had a couple of guineas. They're guineas.

Hey, listen, most dangerous award goes to Randy. The most dangerous. Dude, no one's ordering a lobster pot pie at dinner and then just going straight into the night just pounding drinks. You got a Manhattan when he sat down. Swag. I've seen him do that before. Randy's timeless. He got the lobster potty.

It's weird. When the waiter sat down at this Manhattan, he just started going, New York. We had fun with the waitress. Katie, maybe her name was? She was fantastic. She was fantastic. She was, man. Brett.

So the place we went to was Fix. She was liking our shit, liking our vibe place we went to Was Fix Fix She was She was liking our shit Liking our vibe Brett knows every single person That works at this restaurant He's a local celebrity Like he just

Everyone knows him in there That is not an exaggeration They brought us They brought us the gift Of free deviled eggs When we sat down That's how well Brett knows everybody

Was a nice touch I think like the CEO Of the restaurant group That owns that restaurant And 20 other ones Like came by To say hi to Brett It's ridiculous Like what touch i think like the ceo of the restaurant group that owns that restaurant and 20 other ones like came by to say hi to brett it's ridiculous like what i'm not a regular like that literally anywhere anymore no anywhere so friday night was a lot of fun saturday bay got back into town from

a work trip we had a nice little just wine night and it was fantastic uh sunday we got a little brunch off bae and i did it was really great no couldn't have coffee because the water situation that kind of stunk uh took a nice walk is that a casual part of his weekend of fun as he walked he walked yeah it's time for dave's what's dave what'd you do this weekend well you brought that up that you're not a regular anywhere and that kind of made me sad because I don't really think I am any either. Harbor Springs, I was definitely probably a regular at a couple too many places. At the Dix Saloon. You want to go where people go.

Troubles are all the same. Everybody knows your name. We almost went to Woodrow's. Woodrow's we used to be. No, the only reason that we were regulars at Woodrow's and they knew who we were is because the waitress hated us. That's true. Mainly Dave. Mainly me.

Not sure why. Because he was just doing bits at the bar all the time. Don't feel like I was doing that. He was ordering like fancy Dave's or Dave-a-chino. That is, what's a fancy Dave? Sir, you're going to love this. They were like, what is that? So he has to teach them like what his self-named.

All right. It was like one time. And you know what? It killed with a number of people there. Not one of them. One person was like, you know what? It's a crowded bar. Can we just speed this along so I can serve you what I don't really want to have to learn new names for everything she's like damn it next time just order a fucking vodka soda

you don't have to order a dave that's so stupid man yeah we had a good time friday saturday was i was in a bad way saturday i was i felt like i had thrown up outside the bar, but I did not. I felt like a slight towards me. No, I'm saying that you recovered better than I did. I was actually kind of glad I did it because that meant I was probably going to feel much better the next day. Um, I didn't do really any Saturday. It was just a day of, of not a lot. Um, you'll hear a little bit more about this weekend and an upcoming segment today, but, um But Saturday night

Two beers in bed by 9.30 How about that? Damn, you're a savage Yesterday I got up I told you all last week When we alluded to this weekend Said I was smoking something Smoked something, bitch

Kill? Wasn't a brisket Wasn't mota Was it sticky? Was not a pork shoulder It wasn't halibut It was ribs We pork shoulder. It wasn't halibut. It was ribs. We did ribs, pork ribs on the Traeger, about a four to five-hour process.

Sliced them up real good. They were good. They were very good. I actually did kind of a new twist on an old favorite. It's from the Defined Dish cookbook, actually her new one. Shout out to Mrs. Snodgrass. That's her name, right? Yeah. She has an oven rib recipe and I decided to take a little bit of that, combine it with a little bit of my new school Traeger technology and voila, you've got ribs, whole squads eating ribs, mainly me and my wife. They're leftovers? There are. I

forgot to bring them hence me ordering sandwiches cool whatever kj does stuff he always brings in some for the squad kj has something that i think i need to buy he has the um the vacuum sealer vacuum seal it's a good call i looked at them at costco they're a little pricey and i'm like will i ever use this no do you have one no do you have one why the fuck would i have one day oh you cook shit no i don't so it's a you stupid sally does it's a seal that knows how to use a vacuum or is that what it is yeah it's a grammy award-winning recording artist seal and he just don't cry tonight people always go people always go kiss from a rose when they hear seal for the first time when

they hear his name Talked about and stuff Not me Yeah I go deep cuts only I'm out on Seal Never enjoyed his music That is a That is a preposterous

Wait wait That is a ridiculous take He locked down Heidi Klum though So mad respect Was Kiss from a rose From the Kluny Batman I think so yeah

Oh my god That movie was so Seal stinks So bad No he doesn't He really doesn't Or Dylan Yep

Fly like an eagle Is not a good song That movie was so bad. No, he doesn't. He really doesn't. Or Dylan. Yep. Fly Like an Eagle's not a good song. Love Divine is great. Fly Like an Eagle's fine. Crazy. Crazy might be his best. I'm going to start listening to more Seal. That's a terrible move.

One of the first Uber rides I i ever took a guy put on a seal record where he was just covering old songs and like honestly five stars that's all that sounds awful i'm not gonna lie like truly it was so sweet terrible experience it was good i usually just throw on the jocko podcast when i want to scratch that itch but i'll scratch your itch yesterday was a big golf day again shout out to tom hoagie stop shouting out tom hoagie dude friend of the show he's not he's not dude i think he would like a do-over as would we he doesn't like us at all i would do less limp biscuit humor apparently begging nothing no he was he was very worried his image new on the tour i'm looking at

it i'm oh let's play a game what's will looking at on his speaking of tournament winners i had dinner right next to gentle ben last night by the way at a really good restaurant what was it moddy's you gotta stop going there dude it's fine you can keep going there but you gotta stop telling people you're going there gentle if it's good enough for a master's winner back-to-back master's winner then it's good enough for you will okay yeah he has like no taste buds he definitely didn't win back-to-back masters didn't no he won two masters not back-to-back i thought he ran it back he ran it back are you sure i'm pretty sure he won one like the year i was born in like 94 let's look it up uh well let's look at it up

why don't you just relax dude look it up bitch not only did he not win these back-to-back dylan but uh he won them 11 years apart that's pretty much back when was the first one 84 and 95 and 95 yeah okay he won he has two green jackets if it's good enough for him it's good enough for will to freeze i'll say that no do you remember just because he won a golf tournament doesn't mean he has a good palate here's here's me doing good old days syndrome stuff uh do you remember when we were on the boat with sergio and him and we were hitting the shots into the green will congratulations you hit the green twice uh this is it's uh for the match play and gentle ben got up there and he was just basically he got on the mic he's like we were

out real late last night this one dude's place and he looked kind of shitty he sounded like he'd been smoking cigs and boozing and he flipped the club over and was going to hit a left-handed one and he just scolded into this to the metal railing in the boat and it shot up killed somebody and he just put the club down i was like yeah that'll be enough yeah that was enough we didn't need that anymore he's gentle though like that's the thing about him we'll have to take that that's a bad nickname like six years ago and the more i kind of think about it it, I think we killed you for that. But looking back, I'm like, yeah. I've seen him out and about a few times.

I do like myself some Ben Crenshaw. It's an all-time bad nickname. You can't be known as the gentle guy. It's better than like aggressive Ben. Scoundrel Ben. You're on 18. You're lining up a pot and you got gentle ben hovering over your shoulder yeah scummy ben scummy ben saw him at again true

story saw him at the dell match play he's a member at acc that's where it is walking around in golf shoes he was just walking around the tournament rocking the golf kicks that's sick that's such a power move it's probably got a spawn it's not a power move that's a lame move he's won two masters dylan alleges they're back to back to back it's basically back to back just like jordan did in 96 97 except 11 years apart why did you look at randy for affirmation when you said that i was a year randy was born like randy knows shit i didn't know anything i did two things this weekend of note are you ready for these two things of note that i did this weekend i don't know it was a year randy was born like randy knows shit i didn't know anything i did two things this weekend of note are you ready for these two things of note that i did this weekend i don't really care but i guess you can tell us the first is that i went to matt's el rancho for

lunch on saturday uh i had a friend in town we decided to go there and i decided to try a margarita that was recommended to us by uh someone on this podcast you tried it yeah and guess what oh no it tastes exactly the same as every other Margarita there. Yes, it does. It's the same thing. Like, it tastes the same. Oh, no. The second thing is that I completed a Venmo transaction yesterday, and I've since learned that it'll be my final Venmo transaction between my mother and I.

That always happens in the first week of the month. Oh, no. I got a text message from my mom after I completed that Venmo transaction. She said, Hey, call me when you have a few minutes this afternoon. Whenever, you know, your mother sends you something like that, you, you, you immediately go to some devastating space in your mind where you think that something's, you know, super wrong. I call her up and she was like, yeah. So I went and I talked to somebody for a while the other day and I was like, Oh my God, she got really bad medical news. This is not good.

She said, and it's going to be cheaper if we kick you off the family phone plan. Man, you had a really good run, man. I made it from, I think about age 15 to 35. I mean, my cell phone plan can drink right now. It's a long time. Will, I'm going to tell you something that I've told a lot of people. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because happened it's just tough man it's the end of

an era man row said that i don't know if you know that yeah i thought malcolm x said that no it was actually uh john snow i don't think john snow said that sally did a face peel last night she did a face peel last night where she put this serum all over your face and it was all red. And I was like, damn, it looks like you went to a Dothraki wedding. And she immediately just goes, you can't say things like that. So, yeah, shouts to me. If anybody out there has like, you know, a really good data plan and they're looking for someone to add to it to maybe split some costs, just holler at your boy. I'm a free agent right now.

Sally's trying to get me to join her parents parents family plan they have everything grandfathered in but i'm not trying to get my data run by like my in-laws no offense to them but like i feel like that's just gotta be a me thing you know yeah you can just get your own plan yeah dude hop on verizon it's sick over here why are you getting like kicked back from this do you affiliate marketing like hookups with your old employer don't worry about it man singular don't worry about it man you should just go phoneless i could i might about eight years ago i went a month without a phone it was great best month of my life it's cool like to disconnect right yeah just kind of go off the grid like not checking your phone you're at dinner just vibing like talking i have a rule when i go out with people to dinner um i i get like a basket

and i say everybody put their phones in this basket and i put the basket under the table so people can just have conversation really it's kind of a new thing i've been doing does randy's big ass otter box fit in there you could throw that thing out of an airplane he's kind of a new thing I've been doing. Does Randy's big-ass Otterbox fit in there? You can throw that thing out of an airplane. He's carrying around a Nomad grill. Thing's so big. Dude, he's Mr. Coles Cash. What are you, the Coles Cash King?

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Dave's segment. For this segment, I'm just going to read the rest of that. The voluminous clarifiers? I didn't know if you would like like had brett clarify and i was like oh man i really hope will doesn't read all of this want me to do it want to see if i can do it without don't don't don't okay i believe that you can do it so guys i did a thing uh we've got disney plus and um my neighbor informed me that they have um a certain series a genre um a franchise of movies uh in a chronological order uh based upon the timeline of this particular franchise and um as of yesterday i'm too deep in the marvel franchise

wait what hold on so you're streaming these instead of purchasing them for $20 each? Correct. I still own Endgame for $20. So when it gets to that point, I will watch that one just because I paid for it. Just to get your money's worth. But yeah, I started out with Captain America, which I'd seen bits and pieces of. Yeah. Then I followed up with Captain Marvel featuring no fucking clue brie larson okay

you're watching how many are there 27 i believe how many of these are you gonna watch i'm gonna watch all of them you're gonna watch 27 well if it goes like the fast and fast and furious franchise i'll watch half what year was the first one 2008 randy says a lot of movies in a short amount of time quite voluminous i don't understand how he will keep up with them at this point they're long as fuck i gotta say captain marvel i didn't even know what that was i've never i've never heard of it i didn't know brie larson was a part of it i didn't know annette benning was a part of this and um i turned it on and i was i i literally googled do i do i need to watch captain marvel if i'm watching uh you know for the for the franchise and they they people basically say no but i watched the first five

minutes and i was in it's a good movie really pretty good huh don't really know what was happening randy you kind of gave me a little reaction there are you not a marvel guy I was in. It was a good movie. Really? Pretty good. Huh. Don't really know what was happening. Randy, you kind of gave me a little reaction there. Are you not a Marvel guy? Randy loves Marvel stuff. I've only got 25 more movies to watch. Who's your favorite character? Marvel character. Do you have one yet?

I like Party Man. That's not a guy. He shows up in any bad situation and just turns it into a party oh really? I don't know why when you said Annette Bening I immediately thought that Elaine Bennis was in it I was like I didn't know that she did

Marvel movies, that's a good bag for her you thought Annette Bening was Elaine Bennis yeah, I don't know why I thought that but that's where I am I've seen a grand total of one marvel movie really put your ones up which one guardians of the galaxy you never saw iron man man the first iron man is such an excellent movie not sure why i i just don't have like much uh you know i don't have like a big need to dive into a franchise

of so many movies. Well, I'm very bored. You can pick and choose and still be like wildly entertained by these movies. I did. I picked and I chose Guardians of the Galaxy. They guard the galaxy. Right. Yeah.

Over under how many movies I actually watch. I have 25 remaining. I think you'll watch. I think you watched all of them. I think you'll watch. Over amount of time. 10. 10's fair. i'm taking the over um this kind of leads into something else i'm gonna call someone out here um i don't know if she's gonna hear this but i figured something out recently

or i learned something about my wife that she does um in her tv consuming habits i've been going to bed a little bit earlier so oftentimes when i go to bed she's already in in the bed watching one of her shows sure um she is watching a show i can't i think it's called like we're all dead it is a korean show i think it's on netflix i don't even know what it's about subtitles and all that she will watch she will watch a show finish the show and then watch the first five to ten minutes of the next episode and then turn it off and go to bed okay i'm glad you brought this up dave i am absolutely floored i'm glad you brought this up up because I'm watching a show that you hold near and dear to your heart, Dave. Ozark.

Sure. You're obsessed with it. You can't get enough of it. You're always on the Wikipedia page editing the details of things that people got wrong and stuff. Like, you just love it. People come to me for Ozark takes. Last night around 10 p.m., we finished the second episode of the most recent season of Ozark. And there was a large cliffhanger, very large cliffhanger that I was very excited to dive into the next time we recent season of Ozark. And there was a large cliffhanger,

very large cliffhanger that I was very excited to dive into. The next time we decided to watch Ozark, Sally decides, no, we're going to watch that right now. And I was like, that, this kind of ruins everything for me.

Like I, I kind of am looking forward to, to the mental mind games that I'm going to play with myself before I dive into this next episode. You can't do this. Do this in books. Like, does she go read like the first two pages of the next chapter in a book it doesn't make i don't know it we're gonna get in i know but i'm i can it's it doesn't bother me because i'm trying to go to sleep i fall asleep

regardless but i'm like seriously you're gonna watch the first five minutes like if it's me maybe it's because i don't have discipline or self-control. And like, if I'm watching the first five minutes, I'm going to convince myself, nah, just what's another 55 minutes? It gives you like a little teaser about what to look forward to. Watch the trailer. I think I've done that.

Like, not like intentionally, but let's just see how this next one starts before I cut it. I don't like jumping into an episode of a show that I've already watched part of. I want to watch it in its entirety. Dude, she's micro-binging. I don't like this. Is it a micro-bing? It's a micro-bing.

You can't micro-bing. She's trying to get on the binge boys level, but she's just micro-binging. You guys don't get me started on binging. Hey, I'm on this dope sick show. You guys hear about this one? I've heard of it, yeah. That's a question.

Very good. Highly recommend. It's about the opioid crisis. The only thing I watch Michael Keaton in is that Birdman movie and the other guys. The Founder. The Founder. And The Founder as well. Nobody realizes The Founder was a fantastic movie.

They've wrote a great review on The Founder. Actually, can we read that right now? About 2,800 people read it. Dope Sick is really good. Watch it. Whatever. Is it a drama? Sure.

Yeah, it's a drama. It's about, it focuses on OxyContin. You hear about this? I've dabbled. It's a question. Yeah. Do most people pronounce the N in that word? It felt like you went out of your way to.

Oxyconti? Oxycontin? Yeah. Oxycontin? I feel like most people say cotton. No, they don't. And if you do, you just have never seen it written out. Randy.

Dude, Dave doesn't know his highly addictive drugs. Do you know what he... Randy. You guys, I guess, just can't read very well it's just no we can read it's just weird that you like you went out of your way there's clearly an in in the in the world there is but it just it was like it was like you're showing off you're kind of being a little showy like oh i'm watching this prestigious show you know what i kind of agree with dave you're kind of being a little showy right now this is is so stupid. I just pronounced a letter that's clearly in a word. Don't try to class up Oxycontin.

Yeah. Oh, my Oxycontin. Oh, wow, I heard. My Oxycontin. Eat you, dude. Okay. We can call it Oxycottin if you want, which is not a thing. Don't say cotton. I don't like when people do that with their T's. Okay. I said content and I said cotton and you have a problem with both. It just like slowed down the

word. You were like really rolling and vibing and then it was like you kind of you kind of started to spin you caught the spin you saved it you're so wrong on this one dog no no i'm not saying i'm right or wrong you almost blew out a tire so bad you were skirting so hard this dude just figured out there's an extra n in the word no i knew there was i just i'd never heard anybody like kind of like it was like you were kind of doing the gritty when you got to that part you were kind of stunting a little bit like look at me i didn't do the gritty it's kind of just i just said it was a verbal gritty

anyway the show's pretty good uh highly recommend man the uh we get it dude you have a hulu log pharmaceutical industry is it my hulu using my hulu cd who's hulu using um i purchased a hulu oh okay i'm sure you did i did you want my password i have i on the tv front i have a request out there for people okay are people still using your netflix probably i have a request out there for everyone on sunday night stop stop immediately tweeting what happens on euphoria the second it happens happens, just stop, like, just give it like, just like let the dust settle a little bit on Sunday night.

Not all of us are watching it. The second it comes out, dude, last night's was so anxiety induced. Just give it, give us a little time to digest this and figure it out. Last night's was a tough watch though. Shut up.

All you like, we've reached the bat. Now that the bachelor is dead and everyone's trying to be cool and relevant watching euphoria. Now all the volume tweeting has and everyone's trying to be cool and relevant watching euphoria. Now all the volume tweeting has stopped on Monday night and gone straight to Sunday night. Everybody knock it off. You think people pivoted from watching the bachelor? Exactly.

That's what, that's the pipeline, the bachelor to euphoria pipeline. I told you, I watched about eight minutes of season of season one. And I, I tuned in at a very bad time and i was like well i don't know if this is what i need i'm honestly surprised you're watching it it's a good show i've heard it's good it's a good show but i'm surprised they did something you would watch on sunday i get it i don't usually watch it on sunday i'm honestly surprised he's not watching it how are you not watching euphoria because he's so aged um i've considered dabbling um i'm trying to convince bae to give

it a shot but i think the sydney sweeney angle is she thinks i'm like i'm just too horny to like to get into it or something i don't know it's like sydney sweeney is not pregnant or anything sure we're not gonna do that dave there was a scene in the show what happened in the scene it was a a fantasy of sorts you know maybe kind of looking into the future and she had a pregnant belly weirdly that's when dylan texted me like hey dude i gotta get into this show dude this show is like looks so good do it do a fake headline sydney sweeney pregnant like hypothetical has she been late i gotta stop i gotta stop this one this one's not a good one i don't like it what like the dylan like is into cocaine jokes like yeah it's funny but this is like a weird

this is like a weird one this is the rare scenario where where cocaine is more acceptable they were your headlines we didn't write the headlines that's actually that's actually fair you kind of walked yourself into this by just getting mega h rihanna pregnancy don't get me wrong we all were we just i wasn't mike i wasn't that i'm like kind of i think i'm more into rocky like i think he's like mega pretty they do call him pretty flaco has sydney sweeney been linked with anyone like has dumas spilled any tea about work her whereabouts who she's been seen with i don't know all she does is hang out with maude apatow who's that said judd apatow's daughter facts oh is that right sister in the show yeah but they've like they're real squatted up at this point it's really yeah they spotted at soho probably they were spotted at nobu and malibu

they took the 405 to get there and then dread over to they were eating a salad that they said sucked what yeah i was on maude's story and she was like dude this salad sucks you're chewy if you like it really yeah i cannot wait to go back there and eat that salad still haven't done it i'm gonna do it mark my words when we're at dylan's wedding in mexico i'm gonna be sitting there and i'm gonna i'm gonna go live on instagram and do a live tasting from the circling back pot account even Even if it like rocked your world, you would still wouldn't give it credit. Dave's Dave's response that it's,

it's fine. It was my favorite response. It's really good for what it is. No, I mean, like it's as good as your recommendation of mixing up margaritas at Matt's El Rancho. I can't wait for this.

On the Pantheon of salads. It's up there. It's a good salad. Thank you. But it's a salad. Had, had you asked if you, if I had no prior knowledge that any of y'all had enjoyed that salad before and you texted me like, dude, so how was the food at Nobu?

I would not have led or I probably wouldn't have even mentioned it because it's a salad. The ceiling is not the roof in this case. The ceiling is like. It was really good. I'm going to put in a special request before we go there for Dave and I. No more spinach salads there. I'm trying to eat wedges by the ocean. I do love...

You know how I feel about a wedge. You can't go to Nobu and get a wedge salad. Oh, please. I'm going to get a bunch of chunky ass blue cheese for that bitch. Just drizzle it on there. All right. Hey, riddle me this, hotshot. Is the wedge salad the bottle service of salads?

No. And what what? It's just very showy. It is. It's a big old wedge. Have you ever seen... Dude, some of these steakhouses, they bring out this giant wedge. Yeah.

It looks like a big piece of cake. There's no presentation behind it, though. How many salads do you get where you get an entire head of lettuce on your plate? That's not what I look for in a salad typically though like it's okay what's gonna turn your head more just a plate full of spinach leaves or just a big old head of lettuce well maybe they could stick like the knife inside of it or something make it look all tight that's another thing it comes with the steak knife you can't i mean how many salads require you're right it's cool i mean i enjoy wedge salads Don't get me wrong. You know what?

I don't know if I believe that. Yeah. Dylan, he's on the verge of accepting that your take is factually correct. If they cut the head of lettuce like table side and then like did like the blue cheese and the bacon bit, then yeah. If they don't do that, I send it back. Then yeah. I'd be like, yeah, Dave, he's on to something here. But they just bring it to you like that, you know.

There's just something about it it's like the it's it's the juxtaposition between you've got to stop saying this word the wet the actual greenery with the blue cheese and the way it hits your palate and combines to flavor blast you what are you doing it's the bottle service of salad facts i don't think there's a bottle service of salads. Facts. I don't think there is a bottle service of salads. I think salad's just salad. What's better?

Like a tossed salad? A Cobb salad? No, I love Wedge salad, Dave. Be careful bringing Cobb salad into the conversation. It's almost like a deconstructed Wedge in a way, and they just go hard. I do like a Cobb. Cobb salad's a meal, though. I used to go to McDonald's and get that chef salad. Wedge salad is a pre-main, whatever you want to call it, salad.

Pre-main. Didn't they just call you the pre-main? Cobb salad is the main. That's what I'm saying. It's the star of the show. Yeah. Does the Cobb salad have egg in it? Is that the one?

Yes, David. Gain season. What are you doing? I need to eat more greens i've been lacking i usually order my cup salad with uh 12 extra hard-boiled eggs that's a lot yeah that's a dozen eggs yeah can we talk about real quick dave's marvel oh yeah sorry sorry yeah we went for this in the most circling back uh thing ever we went from talking about Marvel movies to whether or not the wedge salad is the bottle service of salads.

Right. It's my fault. We do have billionaire news. Jeff Bezos. Have you guys heard of this guy? Yeah. Amazon guy. He has a super yacht, which makes sense considering he's a billionaire.

And a Dutch city has to take down an entire bridge in order for his yacht to get through. I saw it. Who the fuck's this guy think he is? I saw a headline that they weren't going to accommodate him. It says a Dutch city has agreed to spend weeks taking down a historic bridge so Jeff Bezos' new gigantic super yacht can reach the open seas in summer.

Yeah, it's a very nice looking bridge, if I'm being honest. The super yacht is 417 feet long. Not sure why you wouldn't just get three extra feet on it, but that's just me. It's a three-masted ship that costs roughly $500 million. It was constructed in the Netherlands. Why would you construct a ship somewhere where you know you can't get it out of without majorly inconveniencing one of the cities there? Why do they not have switches on it that can just lower it a little bit so it can go right under stuff?

Why don't they just build this not in the Netherlands? Or why don't they have like a... Does this have candy paint by chance? Hard to say. And it's also TBD on the grain on the steering wheel. Oh, because it was dripping in the ocean. In the ocean, yeah. They thought there was an oil spill.

This is... It's called the Koning Shaven Bridge. This is... Look, I don't know the deour behind this but this is sorry man this is sorry this boat is if this boat if this boat was about it they would just put up a ramp and let it jump the bridge why does someone need a boat that big you just don't the operating costs for a boat that big are just so insane that it's just like you know what they say about getting a boat and you see these houses that are like yeah i do what do they say imagine trying to sell this boat if you're like i'm gonna get rid

of it you can't dude it's like alan iverson's mansion like there's just too much shit going on they can't sell it what do they say about buying a boat will what the best the best parts about buying a boat yeah yeah what do they say it's the first day first day you get it the day you sell it you know know what I mean? Actually, I have a sign getting sent to me in the mail. It's painted on an oar, you know? Like a boat oar. Yeah.

And it's from my man cave. It says that on it. Wait, honestly, this boat doesn't even look that sick, man. How do you know? What did you Google? i clicked the link in the story i clicked the link you fuck is are you sure it's even the one no i mean is it a super yacht would you even know the difference yeah this is his yacht the thing about a super yacht is it's a yacht that's super i mean as far as super yachts go, this one's not that sexy, man.

Compare it to the Eugenia. I believe that's Jerry Jones's, right? The Bravo Eugenia? I don't know. But this boat's not that sexy. Will, look at it, dog. Are you looking? I mean, I'm looking at it.

It's got three masts on this, like, giant-ass thing. This is kind of tight, actually. The more I look at it, the more I'm into it. That's kind of mid-TBH. Dude, let's go. It's one of the finest sailing yachts in existence is it solar powered hard to say guess how much it costs to run this boat annually that's where they get you guess how much um annually it costs uh 2.1 million dollars 50 million dollar annual running costs 50 you just don't need a boat like this no one does you see these these mega mansions that are like you know 30 000 square feet it's like what do you need that just give me a pontoon boat and i'm cool i mean when i'm looking at real

estate in austin i'm like well why would i what would i do with the fourth bedroom in this house i don't need a fourth bedroom i need three bedrooms no one needs more turn it into your man cave oh no i mean absolutely no one needs more than like six thousand square feet and that's massive that's a massive house i don't my brain doesn't do square feet but yeah for sure you know who does square feet uh commercial real estate why do they do it like that i don't know because like oh i'll just bring my calculator when we go look at space this is 37 a foot okay so 37 times how big is this place again pretend i can't do large number of multiplication yes say that i haven't taken a math class since like 2006 you know six that poster in your algebra classes and it said it cock like condescendingly said

when are you ever going to use this and it gave like cock like condescendingly said when are you ever going to use this and it gave like all these lists of times you would use it that was probably on there you're trying to ever rent office space we just don't use them are they going to put the building or the bridge back together when they get it out i missed that part yes they're going to reconstruct the bridge they just got done doing doing construction on this bridge in 2017 and they said that they were not going to do any more on it. And now they have to do this all again just because the richest man in the world wants to get his yacht through. He's footing the bill, obviously, right?

Yeah. Okay. $50 million a year just to run this bad boy? Mm-hmm. Well, think about how much it costs to gas these things up. Think about all the people it takes. Like, you have to clean this thing every single day. The crew. Think about the crew that runs this. I always think about the crew, dude. They're the first thing up think about all the people it takes you like you have to clean this thing every single day the crew think about the crew that runs this i always think about the crew dude they're the first thing i think about every time squad mentality this dude has a lot of there's

probably a lot of people that have jobs from this thing probably he's a real job creator. Does he treat his employees well, though? Great question. Some say maybe not. What do you think? I'd side with the little people. What was the other story we just did on him a couple weeks ago? What, where he was getting cocked by Leo? His drip? Was it his drip? Oh oh when he went to dan flashes yeah that was it yeah okay yeah he's kind of on one right now i was combining

that with the prince of wherever where remember the guy who adopted a large adult son that was not jeff bezos i'm conflating two things, and I apologize. Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos. That's a different story. I don't know. He can go to Dan Flash's, but if he's looking for something a little more performance-driven, I'd highly recommend that he heads over to Mizzen and Main. Okay. And no, that's not a street address.

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Oh, damn it. I was laughing at this during the read. I didn't know we were doing this. What question is it? I got a question. We talked about this briefly on Friday. Are you about to put me on Front Street? I'm about to put you on Mizzen and Main

That corner That would be dope if Mizzen and Main Could acquire those street names And that's where their office was That's my only point They need to be one of those companies That gets so big that they have to build Their new campus

And then they get to name all the streets around it Randy knows this, on Brody there's a Home depot way there you go he lives there you go randy lives kind of off home depot way oh baby home deep away more savings less doing will you get to your question already man how about that relax relax what's the question dude so we talked at length on friday about some of the l's we took throughout the process the most recent austin freeze dave his air conditioner got smashed by a tree uh me i had a little smoke issue due to some damp wood and dylan you absolutely you threw your tv on the ground at a fit of rage i know what this question is about.

And I don't want to get too ahead of ourselves, but I think we're kind of at a pivotal moment where we're less than a week away from the big game. Are you familiar with this big game? Yeah. And the question that I have is, are you having a Super Bowl party? The short answer is, I don't know. Oh my God.

Yeah, because like, we're kind of at a breaking point, Dylan. You're putting us in a breaking point dylan's in a bad spot like i'm gonna start getting other invites and like i'm gonna have to i don't want to put you on the back burner and so i'm trying to figure this out right now this puts pressure on me to acquire a new tv hang it as well as the soundbar um which i can do and it's just a that's a two-hour not even project but but I have to get that done. I need to carve away some time this week in order to do that. And also the next weekend we have a very busy,

like Parks has a birthday party at the house. This weekend we have a lot going on too. Like there's just a lot happening right now. I think that you should, instead of looking at all this in a negative light, I think you should look at this as an opportunity. Like you have to get a new TV no matter what. You have to mount that thing no matter what. Facts.

Like, what better time than now? What's your budget? What better place than here? Yeah, like, if you get a new TV, what's the damage going to look like on that? I don't know what the damage will look like. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Like, if you're worried about the damage of, like, you know, the appetizers and stuff like that, I think we can help out. Like, I can go get some hummus and a crudite. I really just destroyed a perfectly good television. Destroyed it. Kind of a flex, though. No, it's not. Kind of a flex. It's going to set me back financially.

I may never financially recover from this. I hope you do. If you can't financially recover from one television, then I have some severe concerns about your status. It's a flatty though and it's smart you know you might forget that do they even make tvs that aren't flat anymore besides the curved ones well the curved ones were a joke if you got one sorry you got you got bamboozled i'm very curious are you can you just throw a tv away with your regular trash or is it like a bulk trash thing it's still sitting out by the side of the house.

I don't know what to do with it. You mean the dude who puts the bulk trash out way too early and it's just there for a month? Nobody picks it up? Why don't you just go find a dumpster somewhere and throw it in? I bet if you put that out on the street and you live on a somewhat busy street,

somebody will come by and just grab it. Until they see that it's bashed. They'll think they can fix it. I'm telling you. It's pretty jacked up. Somebody did that on bulk pickup from my old pull-up bar that was clearly broken, and I'm hoping no one tried to do pull-ups on it because they got hurt. Dude, I think about going to the gym today and making it bulk pickup day.

Well, I'm leaning yes, but let me give you an answer by EOD. He's rowing now. EOD, you'll get an answer. Okay, because I have people asking me questions like, hey, what's the status of this Dylan party? Why are they asking you and not me? Because I might have already spread the word a little bit to some close ones. Dude, I was bad about that as a kid. I would tell people about parties that they weren't necessarily invited to.

I've only told one person about it, but they've asked me numerous times now following up being like, so is this party happening? Who have you told? I think you'll like who i've told micah it micah joe rogan he's coming to your party yeah like he doesn't even watch he got uninvited from his spotify party so he has to come to your piles down um no it's micah weiner yeah well that that changes things when producer micah wants to have a party at your house you have that party think of all the nice times he had us over to his house you know i like drop of a hat for a fight night i would kill for one of those nights and he just doesn't doesn't have people over to watch the fights anymore i know that's a little

bit tacky of me to to want him to invite us over for that but i just i would like those were fun times i'm texting bay as we speak that's where we we got the Epstein didn't kill himself Brett moment. Facts. Where Brett boldly proclaimed that. That was a bold claim. Nobody was saying it. My text to Bay says, the guys really want us to have a Super Bowl party. We're recording right now.

Let's see what she says. That is a little bit adventurous to go back-to-back weekends for parties, right? Parks is parties at your home, right? I don't want to put too much on Bay. Please send a follow-up text and let her know that she did receive a free sunday scary tap so she deserved we deserved to have a party well okay i'll text that in a bit it's time baby it's tbd all right player brett's breaking news hello welcome brett oh that's brett man great to have you here i want to know something what and? And that is Big Games, Big Game, Big Game Bash.

We were literally just talking about a Super Bowl party. I heard. And that's why I came up with that on the spot. Big Games, Big Game, Big Game Bash? Yeah. Big Bash. Okay. Dylan needs to have a party at his place.

Wow. I'm just saying, the Big Game, big games, big game bash. Brad, I'm thinking I could go to Scissors and Scotch, get trimmed up, maybe have a glass of scotch. Right. Walk right over to your place. Maybe stop at Carve on the way. We might even- That's doing too much.

Carve cater. I'll have to talk to my family first. It's doing a lot. I'll have to talk to my family first. He's doing a lot. Just saying. If the backup option exists, if Dylan's dumb game, dumb bash doesn't work out. I'm being selfish in that I want Dylan to have one because it's just so close to my place. And being as though I'll have my kid with me, I'd just appreciate to have that two-minute drive as opposed to that 15-minute drive.

I don't think I've been to a Super Bowl party in years. I'm going to acquire an easel and a poster board buy i'll get you some easel and a poster board i have a card table that was at my house that's now at dave's house that started i don't need a card table okay well we're not gonna play card thing still in my house yeah it's in my garage table unless you want to play die beer die well you guys wouldn't play with me so that's right no i'm sorry brett that's fine. How's it going? Brett, break some news for us.

I don't have any news to break. I just have three things. Okay. Three things with Brett. Three things with Brett, yes. Do you want to go, I saw a fight? Yes. Brett's Olympic takes.

No. Or I have a proposition for Dylan. Was the fight IRL? IRL. I want one in this order, and I'm just throwing this out. One, three, two. Okay. Is that cool with everybody?

It's fine. Works for me. It's not the order I would pick, but I am okay with it. Fight proposition Olympics. Tell me your order. I would go three, one, two. Because you want to know the proposition. Yeah.

So you'll know that second. Okay. I saw a fight last night, Dave. Fuck yeah. We're on Rainy Street getting a wonderful dinner at Anthem, which is quickly becoming one of my favorite restaurants in Austin. Could have gone Friday.

We went to fix it. It was lovely. It was. Anyway, got the miso, miso glazed mac and cheese balls. Okay. Phenomenal. Sounds really good. Brisket Rangoons. You ate good this weekend, man. I did mac and cheese balls. Okay. Phenomenal. Sounds really good.

Brisket Rangoons. You ate good this weekend, man. I did. Eating good in the neighborhood. It was Saturday at a pretzel. Beer cheese pretzel, but a pretzel nonetheless. Tell us about the fight, dude. Literally no one cares about what you ate.

Tell us about this fucking fight. So we're sitting there having a lovely dinner, and then all of a sudden, you kind of see the commotion happening at the corner, where Rainey meets up with whatever the hell that street is sure and did someone throw hands you're painting a real picture here so two guys involved three girls involved okay oh starts with guy yelling at girl okay it's getting cat fight it's getting hands no it's getting like dude is obliterated stumbling all over the place, handsy. And so this piqued our attention because guy versus girl, interventions, that's a thing. If that continued, I would have gone outside

and said, let's not do this. But then it turned into guy on guy. Like guy came over and was trying to split it up. Hell yeah. So then the guys started tussling. Did they throw hands? Was the guy who came in the third party, was he with the group? Yes.

Or was he just like a guy, Good Samaritan? Nope. Good Samaritan's under this picture later. But it was two guys in the same group, three girls in the same group. And they were starting to tussle. No hands thrown, but aggressive tussling. And that's when it turned into uh the you know the classic throw down trip move where one of the parties with the upper hand sticks his leg out and whips

the guy over his leg so he trips and falls can i ask you a question sure should have tabletopped did anybody tabletop i just push whips i didn't see tabletops i didn't see tabletops i will say i saw a head hit a glass wall pretty hard. Tabletopping is so disrespectful. If you do that, it's like you have to throw hands. If you tabletop a stranger, you better be prepared to fight. Wait, so no punches thrown? Aggressive tussling. I've got to say, I'm downgrading this from fight.

Until, Dave, he gets up after the potential concussion, and that's when hands are thrown. Dave, he gets up after the potential concussion, and that's when hands are thrown. That's when girl number one, who is being yelled at, picks up a rock. Oh, a deadly weapon. And now there's rocks involved. No police anywhere. Mom always said don't throw rocks.

At this point, when there's weapons, unclear about actual weapons, police were called from inside in our booth. Don't worry about the rocks that I got. Anyway. Ben proceeds to time out. did you call the police the a girl that i was with christian's uh girlfriend her fiance called the police okay christian latner nope uh pull a sick then guy gets thrown same guy that hit the wall gets thrown down again, Dave. But this time, Buddy goes choke hold. Hell yeah. And gets him out. Lights out. Lights out.

Rear naked? Oh, yeah. It was rear. He got naked before he did it? Yeah. Well, no. Just his rear. He was on top, rolled him over from the back, choke hold.

Technically sound. Got to say. He's out in 20 seconds. I'm glad that you didn't pull out your phone to record this i'm also upset you did not pull out your phone to record this yeah i don't know i i didn't go world did anybody go world star there was a guy across the street certainly doing okay star he's so afraid to choke somebody out like what if they just don't come to you know well here's the thing guy came to and buddy went back at him round three then he got spun into a line of uh the e-bikes oh this is that's just embarrassing yeah he went round three had nosedive into e-bikes now he's bleeding profusely

and now everybody's like concerned because the the group all knows each other is this guy the bad actor man okay yeah he is He is very much the aggressor. Okay. Like Leguizamo? Then gets back up. He's a good actor. Then gets back up for round four. And Buddy's like, I'm tired of throwing you into inanimate objects.

Please stop. So he throws him into an animated object, a.k.a. a moving Toyota 4Runner. It wasn't me. For the record. It was not Dylan. It didn't have a cat sticker on the back. Big cat. Into the side of a moving car. That's not the sound of Was not Dylan. It didn't have a cat sticker on the back. Big cat.

Into the side of a moving car. That's not the sound of our big cat. At this point, Buddy's had enough, and they walk arm in arm to the car. That's a scene, man. Just a couple dudes. Wow. They settled it like men. just they settled it like men settled it like men nobody well dude is definitely concussed but you walked they walked it off together arm

and arm like a couple a couple of buddies no police intervention police came about three minutes afterwards and started to question mostly the good samaritans that jumped in like the bouncer at uh peacemaker which ironically yeah yeah, he was the Peacemaker. He was very much involved, threw a couple shoves himself. You know, if you're a bouncer, you've had a long day. Somebody's really grilling you. That's what kind of happened.

He was kicked out of the bar ahead of time. Sunday's on Rainy, man. Witness to fight. It's always a sloppy time. Witness to fight. That's why I don't go there. We really haven't been to Rainy in a long time. It to fight. It's always a sloppy time. Witness to fight. That's why I don't go there. We really haven't been to rainy in a long time. That's cool.

What's your proposition? My proposition for Dylan is I would like him to help me remount my TV as a redemption for what happened to him last weekend. Wow. He's throwing you a lifeline. I'm giving you a chance. I already agreed to do this. Well, I'd want to do it public. Just in case you read like welched

can i hang mine first by the new one that i have to acquire yeah oh what does that mean does that mean we're a go huh for sbp getting a new tv have you got a text message yet let's see have you got a text message are you is there any can you claim an insurance deal on your old one is there any reimbursement happening there? No, man. It's a fraud. It's just toast, man. Your policy doesn't cover this.

We can racketeer for you. Go shake down the boys at Best Buy. It's toast. That's too bad. Do you not save the hard drive? I don't know. It's like there's something there. Do what with it?

Why would you want to do that? I don't know. Give it to Radio Shack or some shit. Circuit City. Circuit City? You could give it to like a Radio Shack or some shit. Circuit City. Circuit City. You could sell it to play it again in sports. Yeah, I'll be with your TV, man. Thank you.

It's going to be an aggressive build. Why? Because I have to, you know the mount that you did for my TV? We have to totally unmount it. Oh. Totally unmount it, put up a new wall-facing entertainment center, and then remount to the TV. Brandon, one minute or less, give us your Olympic takes.

Only your most fuego. Downhill skiing is the best sport in the Winter Olympics. Those dudes are motoring 90 miles an hour. That's very fast. And jumping like 45 yards. Incredible sport. The guy calling the biathlon was the most electric

announcer of the games. Easily. He should be picked up. Be the new Sal Masichela, perhaps. And the hockey games kind of stink. I'm just going to say it. I've watched zero hockey. We're still in blowout rounds. Zero hockey

has been watched by me. The Canadian team and the Russian women's team both wore masks the whole game last night. That sounds miserable. Yeah, it was really lame. Like, I get it. Don't come at me. I'm not...

Like a COVID mask? Yeah. That's a little surprising that the Russian team did. But to be clear, it is not the Russian team. It is the Federation of... The Russian Olympic. Correct. And not to be clear it is not the russian team it is the federation of the olympic the russian olympic correct and not to be confused with russia um so stupid next take is i don't have curling fever i don't get it are you over it i'm very over curling over curling curling

gets a lot of time between between the curling and the figure skating we're really letting some cool sports fall by the wayside. Short track speed skating also stinks. It's too hard to track. It's too hard to pass. Yeah, like, it's just like,

and like when they do the relay thing, like there's too many people just skating in circles. I get lost. If you are in first place at the first turn, you're winning the race.

It's dumb. These Olympics are hitting not great. Luge is tight. I would luge if I could. I think we should do a He's a luge up, baby. When we do our upstate New York tour. My luge. I know a couple people up there

at Lake Placid that get us all on a bobsled. Four man. I don't want to get into a bobsled. Pussy. What? Because I'm a P word. Okay, so it'll be well, you could probably do two. You have a brakeman and a pilot who are trained, and then you do two people in the middle. Where can I be? I'm in.

You're mid. Put me in the danger zone. It's the human centipede of Olympic sports. Put me in the danger zone. I want it all. Oh, four years ago, that dude was doing the skeleton thing, and he bounced his head off a pole going like 80 and died on impact. I'm glad we can end this

episode on a positive note. I can still see it. That reminds me of the bone zone. A little bit. Skeleton. The bones are their money. It's true. Didn't think about that. Good point, Dave. Ski jumping is the coolest sport that I did not think

was cool before this. Those are my Olympic takes thus far. Good shit, man. I have one Olympic take. You ready for this? Sure. I think any good skier, like any skier who is like above and beyond their, like a normal skier, I think you could be competitive in the moguls. No way. Yes. Remind me what the moguls is. the moguls is where they're fucking bombs day they're bouncing back that looks insane that's an insane

tape no because if you're already if you're already an extremely skilled ski i'm not saying i could do it i'm not saying me i'm not saying me but if you're a skier let's say you're a let's say you're a downhill skier and you're like, okay, my career is coming to an end. What should I do next? I don't think the pivot to the moguls would be that difficult for these people. The most like knee shattering sport on the planet? Not worried about it. It looks like hell on your body.

Yeah, it probably is. It's like me going down the terrain part. You have to learn how to do like a couple different things. Okay. You have to learn how to eat moguls on your knees. You'll learn that in a year. That's going to be easy at the end of the day then you have to learn a couple aerials you got people out there that are just straight up doing backflips you could learn that in a year i i don't know about this take i don't think i agree but i'm

glad that you're bringing it to the table nope like you're about to get toasted by some people yeah and those people probably suck at skiing. Oh, shit. Wait, what? I was not impressed with the talent that I saw during last night's mogul sesh. I was like, okay,

I feel like there's better people out there for this. Isn't the snow sneaky? I know that in the downhill, they were saying that some of the snow was a little bit something. It's all artificial snow, like zero natural snow. And the thing with artificial snow, it's a little bit something it's all man it's all artificial snow like zero natural snow and the thing with artificial snow it's a little bit grippier than the natural fucking desert like

yeah the high desert still uh snow in the desert sounds like vegas piggybacking off your take i think if there's an american olympian skier like if you if you're just a badass american dude that wins skiing much like f1 that you can be marketable like michaela schifrin is for the women's team like bodie miller was you can you can be like rolling in it with rolex and well i think those guys are trying to do that right but there's just nobody's good enough who wins consistently yeah the american shit the bed last night we have three medals thus far don't the russians have like 10 the federation of the russian empire or whatever it is federation of the russian empire federation i'm gonna go watch some mogul videos just to see if i can

co-sign will's take david's just distance it's v difficult is there any winter sport that you're a dude from texas by the way curling did you see me the one time i skied no i you're very very bad you do you could curl i can do downhill no i think no i fly on the mountains i hate i hate you i I fly. Dude, you would catch an edge, though. You always catch an edges. Don't talk too much of an edge and then refuse to ever go back to a haircut place. You're damn right. I'm going back, Davey. Oh, let's go.

Hey, let's coordinate our haircuts so we can go sit at the bar, have some scotch, and then get the scissors. Okay, I'm done. Let's get out of here. Bye.