Circling Back - Armpit Botox & Loose Meat

Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from aust, Texas. My name is Will DeFreeze, and yes, my voice is back. Sitting next to me in the stew, David, Mr. Navy Rough. Color. I'm very navied out today, aren't I? Yeah. Yeah, I really get that. I'm actually very rowbacked out. I freak with it, though.

Starting point is 00:00:44 Backer 20. Also, Wilmot's pole is still out. I freak with it, though. Backer 20. Also, Wilmot's Polo is still available. Rollback. Check it out. Backer 20. Shit. I saw a Tesla truck on my way in today. Did you?

Starting point is 00:00:52 No, no, no, no. I haven't seen one yet. These things fucking suck. I saw one. And before I realized what it was, I was just like, that's fucking stupid. They're so dumb. They're so ugly. That's a silly vehicle they don't seem like they don't even have like actual airbags in them have you seen that have

Starting point is 00:01:09 you guys gone down the tiktok algorithm that shows how fault like how terribly made they are yeah i have seen that i've also seen a picture of a bicycle in the bed of the truck and it don't even fit like the front wheels sticking out of the bed dude no offense to anyone that bought them but like if you bought one you're an idiot they're so gross they look shivery yeah man uh they're gross i just want to continue just dragging the tesla cyber truck whatever the hell they're called what a what a shit vehicle you know it's not a shit vehicle? That's an electric truck. It's Rivians. What's up with these things? I'm an Alfa Romeo guy.

Starting point is 00:01:50 I know, but what's up with these Rivians? They're cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're cool. I've seen them. I don't think Alfa Romeo makes any trucks, so I think I'm in the clear talking about the Riv. Glaring lack of pumpkin spice creamer in my coffee,

Starting point is 00:02:03 and it doesn't quite hit the same. I didn't bring you any today? No. Why didn't you? The gift of creamer in my coffee and it doesn't quite hit the same i didn't bring you any today no why didn't you the gift of creamer ah my bad i feel like let me know i feel like the world needs to collectively stop doing pumpkin spice stuff after uh halloween and then you're allowed to pick it back up for thanksgiving week and have like pumpkin pie, stuff like that. It's an October, November play. But people start doing it in September. And so by the time we get to November, I'm over it now. We have employees already putting up Christmas trees. Not me.

Starting point is 00:02:37 One of the questions I got for the newsletter that we released last Friday, check it out, Washed Weekly, was when is eggnog season? And I decided it was the month of December only. Which I think is perfect. Why? Because it's a holiday drink as much as it is a seasonal drink. Okay. I think it goes into January. I think it plays around New Year's.

Starting point is 00:02:58 I just, but you're famously, you're okay with people putting their shit up before December for Christmas, and that's holiday decor. Because – Not seasonal decor. It's not a Thanksgiving drink. It's a Christmas drink.

Starting point is 00:03:11 You don't have to celebrate Christmas to enjoy eggnog. I know, but my stance is that Christmas decorations aren't Thanksgiving either, but everyone does that before, and it pisses – I really don't like it. Okay. I'm sorry. I do like it a little bit. I think the perfect time to put up your tree is the day after Thanksgiving. Great. But I'm not going to get mad at you if you do it November 10th.

Starting point is 00:03:32 I actually think the perfect day is not the day after Thanksgiving. I actually think it's the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Okay. Ah, man. I'm not going to be at home. I'm going to be out with the boys. Mobbing? Bussing?

Starting point is 00:03:43 It's clearly Saturday. We don't say mobbing anymore. That came and went real fast. I say out with the boys. Mobbing? Bussing? It's clearly Saturday. We don't say mobbing anymore. That came and went real fast. I say it with my friends. Just kidding. You can't make a joke of that when you actually don't hang out with me. You were actually texting me. I need you guys to understand that I don't really do much.

Starting point is 00:04:00 You go to concerts all the time. The boys that I hang out with are currently six weeks old and two and a half years old. There's probably, yeah, if you look at the chart, right around the time of kids, the mobbing. You got kids here training one way, and then you got mobbing and bussing for that matter. I also don't want to hear any slander about this concert I went to last weekend. As I made it clear to everyone in the office that to hear any slander about this concert I went to last weekend as I made it clear to everyone in the office that there was an open invite

Starting point is 00:04:27 to this concert and it was a relatively inexpensive concert to go see at ACL Moody Theater Live. Oh, yeah. It was an open invite, Dylan.

Starting point is 00:04:36 I was catching Fortnite dubs. So are you a Fortnite guy? I played it once. Is it good? I played it last night. I got 10 kills. Is the gameplay similar to that of what you guys played all through the worldwide global pandemic?

Starting point is 00:04:50 It's similar. Yeah. Which is how we're able to pick it up. I'm going to switch. Oh, here we go. I'm going to switch from the Switch to the Xbox for the next time I play. Just because. Wait a minute.

Starting point is 00:05:03 You can play Fortnite on Switch? I didn't know that. That changes things for me did not know online even famously have both hooked up to my tv right now my i have an eight-year-old son in the house so is that why uh when i went over to your place you had uh something in your hdmi3 i don't want to talk about that okay oh i just Googled how much PS5s were. How much are they? I wish consoles were still $300. They're ranging from $470 to $500. I'm still rocking

Starting point is 00:05:31 that PS4. I am too. I am too. I do think that December this year, I think there will be a PS5 acquisition for the DeFries household

Starting point is 00:05:38 that's going to... Dude. I'm going to say it's for my son for Christmas, but I'm absolutely not letting him unwrap that

Starting point is 00:05:44 because I don't want him to see it and I will not let him play it until he's not letting him unwrap that because I don't want him to see it, and I will not let him play it until he's like Parks' age. Just get you a bad bish to buy you one. Seems like a pretty easy fix there, you know? I bought my PS4 the day after I proposed to Sally because what's she going to do, tell me not to? Nah, she can't do that, son.

Starting point is 00:05:59 No, you can pretty much buy whatever you want. Exactly. I was like, you have a really expensive ring on your hand now, and I'm getting a PS4. That rock on that finger gives you a lot of leeway. She did not want to be in Target that day. After I proposed, I bought a trampoline. Really?

Starting point is 00:06:13 There's nothing you can do about it. I bought one of those air-compressed pogo sticks. You know, those ones that launch you? Yeah. Really dangerous, turns out. Yeah, I didn't weigh enough for mine. I had to take it back. Well, you were like seven. I was, turns out. Yeah, I didn't weigh enough for mine. I had to take it back. Well, you were like seven.

Starting point is 00:06:26 I was a smaller child. Didn't they used to call you the pogo stick back in the day? Yeah. I was just sticking it everywhere. Like the pogo. They used to call me the bogo stick because I exclusively found bogo deals. That's all I would do. Really?

Starting point is 00:06:43 Yep. What if you needed to buy like you know milk and bread looks like we're not eating milk and bread okay wow looks like we're eating a buy one get one free uh canned chili it's that sick though yeah you gotta find deals dylan yeah oh you know what i haven't had since i since i've retired from being pescatarian let's hear it sloppy joe I haven't had since I've retired from being pescatarian. Let's hear it. Sloppy Joe.

Starting point is 00:07:06 Manwich. It's been a hot minute since I've had a Sloppy Joe. Have you ever had a Sloppy Joe you don't like? No, they're incredible. They're perfect. Whoever came up with the recipe for Sloppy Joe, I assume his name is Joe, Joe crushed it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:19 I don't know what spices are in there. I'm surprised that Sloppy Joe seasoning isn't more prevalent in other places in life. They are really tasty like why aren't there ruffles that are sloppy joe flavored some attribute the original sloppy joe to a cafe in sioux city iowa randy's got something but just with all the ridiculous potato chip flavors that is a good point they like dude sloppy joe ruffles would go really hard there's definitely like hamburger flavored potato chips out there dave what are, what are the spices within a sloppy Joe?

Starting point is 00:07:47 I'm going to read exact... I don't like how they worded this. Many years ago in 1930, a cook named Joe added tomato sauce to his loose meat sandwiches. We're not doing loose meat. That's what they used here

Starting point is 00:08:01 in this Blue Apron whatever. Their competitor, huh? Loose meat. And what they used here in this uh blue apron whatever their competitor huh loose meat uh and then it says here what's that viola a new between the bread offering old school and the sandwich's official name we never called it a man which but i like man well i think technically man which is are different than sloppy joes, right? I think there's a slight difference. What's a manwich? Okay, this says- Can women eat them?

Starting point is 00:08:30 I thought manwich was just a brand of sloppy joes. Yeah, it's like calling it a Frisbee versus a disc. Dylan, women are famously equal to men, so they can do whatever they want. That's the point I was trying to make. I think they're typically better than men, actually. So I'll one up you there all right are you ready are you ready for the the stuff that's in sloppy joe's brown sugar minced onion smoked paprika but regular paprika works too dylan little cumin little cumin garlic powder salt and pepper and then you mix that with ground beef tomato sauce water mustard and mustard, and cider vinegar.

Starting point is 00:09:07 Damn, Joe was in his bag that day. They probably crowd served Joe out of that restaurant. In Sioux City, Iowa in 1930. Who made this? They're like, Joe, did you do this? Joe is nice with it. And they just surfed him out. They weren't talking like that, though.

Starting point is 00:09:24 How did they talk in Sioux City, Iowa in 1930? Go ahead. I don't know. They probably did do the gangster voice. Now I think about it. They had some real hitters out there in Iowa in the 30s. Did they? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:09:41 I don't know much about 1930s Iowa. This is a sloppy one. Not scoring a lot of points, that's for sure, out in Iowa. You seen this offense? You talking about state or? Yeah, I'm talking about the Hawkeyes. Oh, hey. I'll get better as the show goes on.

Starting point is 00:10:01 I have a quick gripe about Twitter, if I may. Save it. Okay. You still getting served? Put in the rundown Twitter, if I may. Save it. You're still getting served. Put it in the rundown for after what I'm about to do. Is it Steam? I don't know if you're ready for this, Dylan, but once we hit the 10-minute mark, it's time for Will's five-star review of the week. This one's a good one.

Starting point is 00:10:20 We only read five-star reviews on this podcast, unfortunately, for the people out there who might have left a four-star review this week. You guys ready for today's five-star review? I think Dylan is going to like it. Ooh. This is from awesome56852578324587267. Was the next number up just taken? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:43 This is from November 7th, 2023 it says can dylan please stop dylan is getting way too hot oh my wife has been dipping into the wash universe lately via sunday scary shots to will and i'm scared of the day that she discovers dylan please please that she discovers, Dylan, please, please don't steal my girl. Ma'am. That's if the wife listens to this. Thank you for the compliment. I don't know how to stop getting hotter.

Starting point is 00:11:18 I don't think I am personally, but if you think that, if you feel that way, it's whatever. I appreciate it. Are you bailing on the clean shave face? I don't know what I'm going to do, Dave. So I took it all the way down. Now I'm going to see how it looks at every stage all the way up to as much as I can grow it just to get the full, you know, gamut of possibilities here. Have you ruled out mustache?

Starting point is 00:11:38 No. Okay. That's very much in play. Okay. Okay. Because like, I'm not just doing this. It's not a bit. I really enjoyed when you just had a mustache.

Starting point is 00:11:46 I thought it played really well for you. You have a jawline that carries the mustache very well. You guys both do, honestly. The compliments I've gotten on my jawline since taking it down has really made me want to expose it more. The jawline. Your loose meat? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:02 The stache is very much in play. Your manwich? Very much in play. We'll see maybe for uh saturday i'll show up with the with the stash i got it i got some work to do though by saturday hey can you do can you do the sound drop for a new sponsor alert we have a new sponsor new sponsor alert hey do you guys have um do you guys have any i don't know hobbies that you're currently doing anything you want to get into? That's just a general question. I'm not asking for specifics.

Starting point is 00:12:29 Yes, yes. But how do you feel on the hobby train right now? I feel like I could have more hobbies in the mix, yeah. What if I told you that you could do a little master class and you could learn yourself up on some interests that you're interested in? What if I told you that if you were already interested in something that they do on there? I don't know, Dave, maybe you could do Massimo Battura's Italian cooking. I know you already know how to do some Italian cooking, but what if I told you you could build your confidence with Italian cooking, Dave? I can't do it like Massimo. I would say, is there a place I could

Starting point is 00:12:56 go that has all of these collected for me that I can like watch a quick, I don't know, tutorial or class on something? My buddy started doing masterclass a long time ago, and he told me he absolutely loved it. And it's always owned some real estate in my brain. But Masterclass makes a meaningful gift this season for you and anyone on your list because both of you can learn from the best to become your best, from leadership to effective communication to cooking. So whether you're watching Masterclass on TV, listening in audio mode in the app, or

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Starting point is 00:13:52 Honestly, I don't want to say it was overwhelming, but it was an absolute joy to go through all of these. And I signed up for five different classes because I'm different. Wow. That's like what, 15 hours? I won't show 30 hours. You did.

Starting point is 00:14:05 I remember that. Yeah, I signed up for an Anna Wintour one about design. I signed up for a graphic design one. I did a little writing, a little sprinkle of some writing in there, some storytelling. I'm going to do that one. I like this idea of the storytelling because I already think we're pretty good writers here. But, you know, unfolding a long story, that might help. Boost your confidence.

Starting point is 00:14:31 Find a practical takeaway that you can apply to your life and at work. And if you own a business or a team leader, use Masterclass to empower and create future-ready employees and leaders. I might have to do this Tom Morello-led electric guitar class. Please do. Please do. It would be – I mean, that's made for me. Heck yeah. There's a Metallica one just on being a band.

Starting point is 00:14:49 We're kind of a band. We actually should probably watch that. You gonna start playing the guitar? We are kind of a band. I used to play. I could pick it up again.

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Starting point is 00:15:01 you can get two memberships for the price of one at masterclass.com slash circling. Yup. Masterclass.com slash circling. Right now you can get two memberships for the price of one at Masterclass.com slash circling. Yep. Masterclass.com slash circling. Offer terms apply. There's an Aaron Franklin one on there, Dave.

Starting point is 00:15:13 Yes, there is. I'm having a tough time narrowing it down. That one, I've watched a few of his YouTube tutorials. I'm assuming he gets more in-depth on the Masterclass one. I highly recommend it. He's the guy. Yeah, I may have to do that one. Dylan, what's your Twitter going to be?

Starting point is 00:15:27 It's real minor. I don't take up too much of y'all's time. But the verified accounts, they can do as many characters as they want. The little show more thing, you know. Why can't I just immediately drop down instead of refreshing my whole shit? That keeps me from wanting to click on it. Y'all feel me on this? They paginated it, dude. It's a whole refresh situation just drop it down i don't think it's it makes me not want to read your long ass tweet it might be a page view play

Starting point is 00:15:54 i don't know it does it is dumb you see what i'm saying it is dumb yeah makes me not want to read it i'll skip over your shit like unless it's like, 2,000 characters, why not just like show us the entire thing as long as it's within reason? Or just a quick drop down. Show us what we're missing. If you give them an inch, like they could take a mile. It's like, it's too much, man. I want to go different pages just to look at this.

Starting point is 00:16:16 Out of my shit, man. See, I actually have a gripe here too. Let's go. So since Twitter's made some changes, I've been bookmarking more things to visit in the future, whether it's an article I want to read, photo of something, whatever. When I click into my bookmarks, you click bookmarks, and then it takes you to another page that just says bookmarks, and you have to click bookmarks again, and then it takes you to your bookmarks. That's stupid. Why am I going to two different pages? Just figure it out.

Starting point is 00:16:43 Is it an impression play that it was out there doing trying to just i don't know nickel and dime us for impressions i could i'm over it i'm over it were you just doing a steve-o impression i've never bookmarked anything i need to work on my impressions that was good that was you did is you i was going biden oh okay yeah look but you said said Biden to that impression. I was late to work this morning. I did something that I never thought I'd do in life. Did you rock to work?

Starting point is 00:17:21 I rocked. I got my 50-pound sack and I put it on my back. You rocked and you vlogged it as you rocked. Yeah. A lot of people know you were doing it. I think there's dudes out there that just take their rucksacks like halfway through their run and they're like, fuck this. I don't want to do this anymore.

Starting point is 00:17:34 Yeah, probably a lot. Probably a lot. After they get the vlog in, they're like, all right. Remember that fake alpha male boner who we were chirping at? He rocks. Dude, everybody rocks. Whenever he's stressed out or when the haters are coming at him he just goes for a rock guys that do rocks like rock sacks are so much

Starting point is 00:17:51 different than me yeah i just i don't have that in me what do you do do you just put on ankle weights i think it's a back you should ankle weight i think it's a weighted backpack right can you ankle weight it why don't you ankle weight it when you're doing your Stairmaster at the gym? People do that. I don't know. I don't know, Will. It's a good idea. I saw a dude walking on the treadmill at a very steep incline and holding kettlebells.

Starting point is 00:18:17 And while I was impressed, I was like, that doesn't look very safe. Yeah, probably not. I'm like watching the ankles. I'm like, oh ankles i'm like oh no well right on to you good sir yeah right on right on i just got several injections of botox into my armpits it's the furthest thing from rucking it is the furthest thing from rucking yeah they're actively trying to sweat i'm actively trying not to sweat i get it man pit stains are not fun so it's supposed to so so we're famously we've talked about sweat numerous times like i hate i hate

Starting point is 00:18:49 swamp ass on the golf course i've gotten used to it in texas i will say that i don't like i don't care anymore if i have it on the golf course it is what it is if you want to if you want to be a child and call out my swamp ass be a child and call it out sir but we're not we're real ones here we don't we don't we don't swamp shame uh but lately my pits have just been fucking sweating like crazy like notice that to the point where like i'll be sitting in the office in air conditioning and i'll i'll just be like i'll have like this big of a ring of sweat on my shirts it's not a good look and like it wouldn't bother me until i take my shirt off and it's like ruined.

Starting point is 00:19:26 There's deodorant stains. Like, I don't want to have to go to extra steps to clean my laundry in order to do this. I've been trying to keep the body guessing, switching deodorants, anti-perspirants. I've been going with the prescription strength. I've been going with natural stuff. None of it's working. So finally, so I was like, I think you should try the armpit Botox. I was like, okay, let's think about this. Apparently it lasts up to six months.

Starting point is 00:19:49 You're supposed to notice it immediately. No, it's going to take about two weeks to fully set in. Okay. And so I go to this office today and I go in, I take my shirt off, shout out Caleb. He was my guy. He was the one injecting me. I had an embarrassing moment with Caleb. Caleb, Sally was also at the appointment because I think she knew I didn't want to get Botox injections in my armpits alone. I might've cried or something. She was there for support.

Starting point is 00:20:17 Yeah, she was there for moral support. She's a real one. And she apparently has some type of friendship with our man caleb and uh he he knows that i have sunday scares he's like how many followers followers of sunday scares have these days i told him and then like there's a lapse in the conversation he goes he goes yeah i actually just hit 40 i looked at him and i was like you're 40 i was like you look incredible and he was like 40 000 followers on instagram that's numbers but i was like i've but now I feel like an asshole because he looks like he's about 23. Because he works at one of these places.

Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah, that's tough. He looks so good that I was like, I thought he was like 40 and looked 23, but now I'm just an asshole who thought he was fucking 40. You know what? You know what a revelation I had recently? Not to step on your story here. No, you're good. Someone told me recently that I told them my age, which is 40 for the record. They said, you're good someone told me recently that i'm i told them my age which is 40 for the

Starting point is 00:21:06 record they said you're aging really well now on one hand that's a nice compliment right there they mean well it's like you look good for your age on the other hand i'm of the age now where people are saying you age well so it's like because you're aged holy shit if i was 28 no one no one tells a 28 year old you're aging really well true you know what i mean because that's that's significantly younger than 40 that's the point i'm making dave is that i'm of the age where i get comments like that now and it was like it was kind of like a oh shit moment like i'm up there yeah and the older you get the more of those you're gonna get and still it was a nice compliment which i appreciated

Starting point is 00:21:42 you would you rather them not say anything like that at all? No. They mean well. It's not a slight to me. You're not steaming. It was a moment. I had a moment. It's better than sitting in a hot tub and having someone guess everyone's age in the hot tub,

Starting point is 00:21:59 and then she says that you're the oldest one when you're the youngest one. Was that Cabo? That was Cabo. Yeah, Cabo San Lucas. Major shouts to her and her family. Shout out to her family. Forgot about them. Fun couple.

Starting point is 00:22:13 They got to the point where they got tired of seeing us around the resort. They're like, all right, we have to say hi to these fucks every single time. Yeah, and it clearly wasn't going to go beyond that moment in the hot tub. Yeah. So it's kind of like, we're not going to be like best friends here. So I take my shirt off and he starts dotting me up. Starts hitting me with the pen, looking where to go and everything like that. Does he have to do like a pre-dry?

Starting point is 00:22:38 Does he towel you down? No, he did some type of solution to it to clean the surface, I assume. But there's no numbing. You could ask for the numbing, but like I don't get the drift that a lot of people ask for the numbing in there so it's like you know i i wanted to feel like i was like masculine and be like no i don't need it dylan would get the nummy he did he did say numerous times during it he's like oh this is a spicy spot be careful and then at one point i just had my eyes closed during a hardcore one i just went spicy no you

Starting point is 00:23:05 didn't so i didn't mean to but i was like oh spicy that's a spicy botox taylor swift's invisible string came on right as he started doing it and i felt like it was like a i felt like it was a moment you got tunes yeah how long did this take in and out not very long i arrived at 901 i did a two-page uh release form thing and then i I rolled in, and I texted you guys at like 9.35 saying I'm out. I could use a touch right here on the old crow's feet. Have you guys ever got Botox for anything? No, I never have.

Starting point is 00:23:33 I hadn't either before this. It's not something I'm opposed to. I'm sort of opposed, but I'm not all the way opposed. I just like, I don't know. I'm just kind of embraced looking like shit from like an aging standpoint. People age. It happens, man. Shout out to my shit standpoint. People age. It happens, man. Shout out to my shit boys.

Starting point is 00:23:47 We age. It happens. Yeah. Dave, you got pretty solid skin, bro, old man. Thanks. For someone who smokes a pack a week, you got good skin. I was just smoking spirits, bro. Dude, I just noticed.

Starting point is 00:24:01 So the cut you got from, you know, I just noticed that that scar is like from that. No one ever notices it. People think it's just an age line or a wrinkle. But yeah, that's definitely a scar. I literally just did because that's right where, you know, in the picture that we posted on Circling Back yesterday. For Touching Base Memorial Day?

Starting point is 00:24:21 It was a fresh cut then. Now it's a dope looking scar. I didn't call it Touching Base Memorial Day because I feel like that's stealing valor so quickly after the actual Memorial Day. What'd you call it? Yeah. It was Veterans Day. I called it Cancellation Day.

Starting point is 00:24:33 Or sorry, Veterans Day. But I don't want to steal valor from everybody. Yeah, you said no. You have to be aware of that. And I think you did the right thing. Okay, thank you. Cancellation Day. I had a friend in high school who was, oh, you guys play.

Starting point is 00:24:44 I say this once a month. Oh, you guys know Malone played golf in high school with him. He was a great golfer in high school who was, oh, you guys, I say this once a month. Oh, you guys know Malone, played golf in high school with him. He was a great golfer in high school. He had very sweaty palms. That was his thing. And I believe he got, if it wasn't Botox, he got something in his palms to stop the sweating because it was grotesque. So what they told me was that, he told me, he's like, it's not going to stop you from sweating when you're at the gym. And I was just like, oh.

Starting point is 00:25:07 Okay. Oh, no. He was like, in those stationary moments when you're not doing anything, like you won't sweat anymore. That's all you need. That's all I care about. Dude, like – That's huge.

Starting point is 00:25:15 I talked about this – I think I talked about this. Barrett and I did a home and home with Canoe Club in Boulder. And we talked about during the retail therapy event in New York. Explain that. No one knows what that is. Canoe Club is a store in Denver and we had them on our podcast. We went on their podcast and we released ours on Sunday. I don't know when they're going to release our episode with them. And we talked about the Nordstrom event in New York and I wore like a green linen shirt. I had to wear all Nordstrom clothes, which was fine, but I was planning on getting something to put over it at Nordstrom. Unfortunately, in New York, they didn't have anything in my size or in the lines that I was allowed to wear based on the agreement we had with Nordstrom.

Starting point is 00:25:53 And so I just had to go like linen shirt. Well, the nerves started kicking in. Oh, no. I had the worst pit stains of my life in front of a hundred people sitting there. Every single photo that I took with any backers and if anyone anyone has any photos of me out there you can see that i'm just gluing my arms to the side and like going like this that's what you gotta do it once it gets in your head that you might have pit stains it just it's like a snowball effect rattles you huh you're like you just start sweating nervously because you know you're the guy with pit stains and it's just it just increases if it wasn't a

Starting point is 00:26:24 nice shirt i would have just thrown it away like in back of the nordstrom that where they set us up i needed this it was such a nice shirt that i just took it in high school with my group of friends if you had pit stains no matter how minor somebody's calling you're getting called out oh yeah there was a kid and i'm just sweating there was a kid in a that was pledging in the same fraternity as my roommate and he would sweat so much through his armpits that they just started calling him pits which i thought was kind of a sick nickname that's kind of a kid suck but dude his dad's a lawyer it's frat frat frat so yeah if you guys see me just fucking absolutely mobbing without any pit stains

Starting point is 00:27:00 that's why can i give you a wetness check no i think i think i'm a little i think i'm a little damp right now since it hasn't fully set in but we're getting there a little moist a little moist that's a good shirt though that's breathing oh this is the worst like this is a comfortable sweater from lululemon it's the least warm sweater i've ever owned there's no warmth in this thing it's purely just a layer don't wear it on the golf course don't steal this from me and wear it on the golf course dylan i was going to me and wear it on the golf course, Dylan. I was going to, but now I will not. We had a backer reach out about some golf, and he was like, do you think Dylan would even want to do it? And I was like, no.

Starting point is 00:27:29 It depends. Depends. Probably not, though. It's got to be a dope location for me. It was a dope location. Where? But Brett stole it from you. Sorry, bud.

Starting point is 00:27:40 Really? Really? You guys are going to play golf? I'm not playing. Oh. I'm not either, for the record. I famously turned it down. Oh.

Starting point is 00:27:49 But he asked if you would be into it, and I was like, I think Dylan's pretty out on golf right now. Brett might be a better ask. My clubs are at my dad's house right now, and I have no intention of going to get them anytime soon. I feel like if you get Botox on your face, are you kind of signing up for Botox for the rest? Don't you have to kind of keep getting it every five or six months? Well, to maintain that, I'm sure you'd have to look different.

Starting point is 00:28:14 Look diff? I don't know. I feel like if you're doing it, you better be prepared like, hey, this is your thing. Hey, bud. Saw this Reddit post of someone who lost the ability to bend one of their fingers i forgot which one it was and the wrinkles on top of the finger completely went away it was smooth all the way up just to show you like the effect of like immobility has on like wrinkles it's i thought it like stopped wrinkles but it completely like smooths your shit out over time as you stop

Starting point is 00:28:41 moving your face it's crazy that was actually me oh there it is there it is thank you david it's the middle finger isn't that wild though that's crazy is it both in botox like a bacteria toxic like very toxic bacteria so i don't know some people would research things that they just get injected into their body i just say many people i don't care i don't care dude yeah so many people do get botox at this point that like i was just like whatever okay if it works it works, it works. I think I heard that on Huberman. It is Botox Day, so I did not pay full price. I got a screaming deal.

Starting point is 00:29:10 You're right, Dave. It is Clostridium. Yes, yes, yes. Botulinum type A neurotoxin complex. Yeah. Dude, you were just saying that. With a little bit of. You were just saying that before.

Starting point is 00:29:24 Albumin and a little Sonium Ch saying that with a little bit of you were just saying that before albumin and a little sodium chloride so there you go so good job david it's a lot going on there to neurotoxin who fucking found that who is like um i'll find anything man you put this in your face people will inject themselves with anything i'm following my botox king like will he finds shit around oh Oh, okay. Finds pills and just like, I'll take this. Y'all see that tweet about someone found a rolled cigarette in the freezer at a grocery store recently? No. Can you freeze cigs?

Starting point is 00:29:56 I don't know. You probably could. Caleb B. Martin is actually the name of the guy that did it for me. He just got that follow from me. Let me see. Oh, yeah. Good looking skin. Oh, yeah. His skin was like like flawless which made me feel a lot better about doing this okay not only does this guy not look 40 this this dude looks young i told i texted sally after i

Starting point is 00:30:14 said will you please apologize to him because he looks 23 he really does look like he's so youthful and i was like you're 40 i was like you look great did you think about maybe getting a little little something up top they pitched it and i was like i don't really want to like that that just seems not fun it's the same toxin that causes a life-threatening type of food poisoning oh but in small doses under the skin it can be quite so you can micro micro dose it basically are you reading that from your favorite website mr skin.com i just knew that that was just off the dome, actually. Oh, Terry Botox over here, right? That's good. Shout out to Alpha Remain.

Starting point is 00:30:48 That's good, Dave. It's good. It's added value. It's good. I like that. Impressions. So yeah, that was my Botox experience in my armpits today. I'm anxious to see how it helps.

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Starting point is 00:32:30 Dude, rule number 76. No excuses. Play like a champion. Potentially the most over-quoted movie of our lifetime. Yeah, it's probably number one. That or Anchorman. Old School was up there, too. I too i think i don't know why and this probably isn't just but i do think that people who quote wedding crashers are uh a tier above people that do anchorman a tier above for some reason why i don't know it's a smart comedy no it's not a smart comedy

Starting point is 00:33:02 i just think that i think it's a funnier movie. I think I'm more okay with it. Look, I'm guilty of being all three of these people. And you know what? All three movies are good movies. I think they stand the test of time. Sometimes that quote's just there for the taking. Someone's going to take it. Lock it up.

Starting point is 00:33:21 I knew a lot of lock it up guys. They would tell you to lock it up. I know. I know. I'm acting up. I'll stop. take it lock it up i knew a lot of lock it up guys they would tell you to lock it up like yeah i've seen i know i know i'm acting up i'll stop wasn't there a period where they were talking about like wedding crashers 2 happening i feel like i haven't heard anything about that i don't know i didn't hear that there was the same cast there was a time i'm keeping the painting todd why are we talking about this?

Starting point is 00:33:46 I'm sorry. Because there is a wedding crasher, a real life one, named Sandra Lynn Henson, 57 years old. Was she just trying to catch some D? She stole tens of thousands in cash and presents during six-year crime spree of attending strangers' nuptials across three states. She stole a lamb. I don't think she's that. I don't know if she was caught eating a piece of cake by the bride's sister before she handed over the $200 she stole when family members threatened her.

Starting point is 00:34:16 To actually sit down and eat the cake is funny. That's a, that's, that's a, like you're comfortable at this point. Yeah. It's like, I'm getting really good at this. I'm just going to enjoy some cake while I steal these presents at the same time. Only got 200 out of that thing? I mean, I know she probably wasn't done, but like, not really worth it for 200. She was casing the joint, dude.

Starting point is 00:34:35 I guess she was. So what? She would just go to weddings and just lift envelopes and call it a day? Yeah. You think it was only envelopes? She would take like uh you know cake platters and stuff too how many weddings are doing cash envelopes you don't see that much anymore it's it's all it's mostly digital now right it's very much like a catholic um potentially italian

Starting point is 00:34:58 thing i think it's cool to give cash for a wedding yeah yeah i don't do it but i think it's cool i gave um i guess i'll spoil it we're giving barrett uh cryptocurrency actually i'm offloading some nfts to barrett and laura i gotta get them a gift i haven't done that that's sergio bacca one that i got from brett i'm gonna just transfer it over digitally they kind of fucked up that barrett chose the same wedding date as mine. Really? I don't know if there's enough room for the both of us on February 23rd. Same exact day? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:31 You guys can do joint anniversary parties. I don't know if he burns. If y'all were tasked right now with crashing a wedding solo, what's your game plan? What are you putting into motion let's say you have to go to let's say the wedding is you skip the ceremony right it's just you just go to the yeah you don't go to the ceremony go to the ceremony it's like well i don't know going to the ceremony kind of solidifies you as someone that's a familiar face if you see other people

Starting point is 00:35:58 just sit in the back keep to yourself i think this lady's issue is that she shouldn't she shouldn't pose as a guest. She should pose as someone that's working at the wedding. I feel like that's easier to get exposed that way. I feel like I might toss a camera bag on my shoulder and just walk around and pretend to shoot photos and then lift a couple envelopes and get out of there. Because the other staff members would be like, I don't recognize you. Are you new here?

Starting point is 00:36:19 And then you're like, oh. Have you ever worked as a caterer? No. I'll tell you this, Dylan. As someone who, maybe it was just the catering company that I worked for, but when I worked a summer as a caterer, we had no clue who was on the catering team. There were so many people doing stuff that like, you would see new people every single shift and you wouldn't even think about it.

Starting point is 00:36:37 There's pressure to get the uniform right though. There is. We had black pants, white shirt, pretty easy. That's why I think you go as a camera person because you can just like toss it over the shoulder wear all black sneakers yeah yeah if you're gonna go and try to pose as an attendee and you're a guy suit wise you got to keep it modest you got to keep something you got to go very generic maybe off the rack men's warehouse something like that you can't hit him with this you can't hit him with like a suit supply like ultra tailored suits you're right yeah

Starting point is 00:37:08 girls go crazy for a sharp dress man that's right you got to keep it but you have you know what make part of it ill-fitting not not terribly to where you're causing a scene but like the break on the jacket's a little long like it's it's going uh mid-palm almost and people are like okay surely no one would crash a wedding in such a coat actually you're wrong i don't know anybody here emma's still your money and your girl and maybe your girl and i'm gonna eat some cake too and if there's a pill on the ground i'll look it up and i'm gonna take it totally fine with that as long as you know you're putting in your body you can do that and i'm probably gonna poop here too i'm gonna just do everything here you're just totally i don't know if i've ever done a wedding poop i think i could i think i can safely say i've never pooped at a wedding

Starting point is 00:37:52 no i definitely haven't yeah same same i guess let's think about it i don't i feel like that's fine you know randy tore his pants at a wedding yeah because i poop so hard really okay why didn't you pull your pants down when you were pooping why'd you poop through your why'd you poop through your pants the hell it was to spur the moment man wow did you hear rand did your monday's episode where randy says he brings uh lock picking kits to bars i said that i thought maybe it would be a good idea tell them why so that i could pick locks and use construction port-a-potties instead of having to wait in line in restrooms at bars. I think you're trying to get into the speakeasy part of the bars that you were bitching about yesterday. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:34 Randy's famously out on speakeasy bars. You know what? But he's famously in on bars that have a secret speakeasy. This is a good Randy take. It's a good take. It's a good take. Bars that just pop up and it's like, yeah, we're a speakeasy. You're really not.

Starting point is 00:38:48 You want a speakeasy inside the regular bar? Yeah. Like a speakeasy option? A secret bar inside the bar. Everly has that. Okay. There's another one. But it's not always open, the secret bar.

Starting point is 00:39:00 Yeah. Shangri-La has one. Greenlight Social. Kung Fu Saloon. Kung Fu Saloon. Kung Fu has it? Yeah. In the back bar at Eberly, there's a door that says manager on it, and it's not an office.

Starting point is 00:39:12 Oh. It's a doorway to the secret bar. Was Eberly the bar that the waitress who was definitely flirting with you just absolutely dunked on you for ordering a frosé? Yeah, she wouldn't bring me. I couldn't tell if she was flirting with you or if she was actually disgusted by you. I think she was, and she was also very cute she was cute she just gammed on you though believe i was spoken for at the time i here's my official take about you drinking rosé i don't think you're allowed to drink it after dark oh what if i don't care i

Starting point is 00:39:37 just want to drink rosé on my own terms how about that that's not how it works no we don't let you do things you want to do i got bad news but it was funny waitress tells you you can't order something you can't order there were like four of us all guys and it was like whiskey whiskey whiskey and then i was like i want a frose and she was like dudes will hear that and say hell yeah if a waitress told me i couldn't get a frozen drink i would leave well yeah that's good i mean you're the first it was funny so i was like going along with it but i really wanted a Frosé. She actually brought it to you, though, right? No, she did not.

Starting point is 00:40:07 Respect. Absolutely. Nothing but respect for my queen. I think I pivoted to an old-fashioned. She wanted to take you in those unisex bathrooms and kiss you on the mouth. Those are the best hookup bathrooms in Austin, or drug bathrooms. How do you know that? Right?

Starting point is 00:40:18 Okay. They are. I've never been in a bathroom like that. They're big, and they're private. They're unisex. They're awesome. Really? Door goes all the way up and down.

Starting point is 00:40:27 Randy, probably enough room for you to poop your pants. Sew your pants back or some shit, whatever you do. Didn't you do that? I sewed them at a desk, which I didn't know was the owner of the venue's desk. And I got told that I can't be sitting at that desk. Pantless. Yeah, you can't sit pantless at the owner's desk and I got told that I can't be sitting at that desk. Pantless. Yeah, you can't sit pantless at the owner's desk. Did I make out in one of those stalls one time?

Starting point is 00:40:51 Yeah, I did. Most? No. Loose meat or tight meat? Okay. I don't remember. Boy, they really messed up when they said loose meat sandwich. You can't say loose meat sandwich, dude.

Starting point is 00:41:03 Can you look up an actual loose meat sandwich and say that's a thing, Dave? I think it's the only sloppy joke. That's what it said. It's the only thing. A whole pork sandwich is loose meat sandwich. You can't say loose meat sandwich, dude. Can you look up like an actual loose meat sandwich and say that's a thing, Dave? I think it's the only sloppy joke. That's what it said. It's the only thing. A whole pork sandwich is loose meat. Oh, fair enough. Fair enough.

Starting point is 00:41:10 Yeah? Chopped beef. Chopped beef. All that meat is loose, dude. Okay, so yeah, loose meat sandwiches are straight up just ground beef, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, and bacon, I guess. It's called a tavern sandwich.

Starting point is 00:41:22 That sounds dang. Tavern sandwich is much better than a loose meat sandwich i'll say that apparently they make them good at made right i don't know what made right is oh that's iowa i made them extra sloppy for yes lady movies lady you're scaring us okay um yeah i mean i don't condone i don't, I mean, wedding crashing, it's not good behavior. I'm glad I did it once. I will never do it again. I've never done it.

Starting point is 00:41:53 We, I've told you guys, I did it in the most like harmless way of all time. We sat at the country club bar that was on the other side of the wall of the wedding and we dressed a little nicer just in case we could slide in and maybe talk to some girls. I'd be too nervous, man. A bridesmaid called us out immediately as we sat in the bar. She said, you guys are crashing this wedding. And we were like, oh, no, our buddy's dad's a member here. So we were just hanging and eating pizza.

Starting point is 00:42:18 Most of the time, the bride and the groom, they don't know everyone at the wedding. You know? It's like dates of like distant relatives here's the issue you know in harper springs michigan oh fair enough you kind of know everybody yeah fair enough yeah i think we even knew the bride i'm pretty sure somebody uh somebody crashed my my sister's wedding they were just sitting at a table in the back like during the reception oh they got my mom poured them out really oh crash the wrong wedding damn i uh famously crashed my own house party because nobody came sick i don't get it we don't and priests were the boys that we guys we praised

Starting point is 00:43:00 oh this is some pop punk bullshit i heard you were just in crossfire of some pop punk references all monday dude yeah i don't i don't like it we need a super cut of that i don't like it when it happens i just get so lost you can get a super cut dude i've i grew up on super cuts i went to super cuts quite a bit in the last couple years when i gave up weren'teren't great haircuts, looking back. Unless I want to drop the bag. The lady that cut my hair growing up, her name was Madge. That's sick.

Starting point is 00:43:32 Yeah. My dad finally – I asked my dad why he switched me later in life. I was like, yeah, why did I stop going to her? And he was like, honestly, she just made you look stupid. Fair enough. Yeah, just not good haircuts for you. She's bad at her job. Okay.

Starting point is 00:43:46 He still went there though. did she have a sister how would i know that david i don't know is there a reference here no he's similar name just a different first letter you played wordle right now you're doing real life wordle about madge speaking of pit stains tough room tough room oh i should hit you with this i have a new sound drop ready i don't think so tim al borland yeah what's he doing? You know. Infomercial? Not sure. I took some time yesterday when I wanted to add that, and I spent some time watching some greatest hits

Starting point is 00:44:33 from Home Improvement on YouTube. It might get the nod from me as a casual show around the house. There's some really funny moments in that show, some really heartfelt moments as well. Sweatshirt game, stupid stupid i just like when mark goes goth oh pamela anderson was on that show for a run too right she was attractive oh yeah she was the binford tools girl then they switched it up no no i think pam was it yasmine bleath at some point it was a

Starting point is 00:45:05 brunette after yeah you're right was it yasmin was pamela the original surely she was the original and then she moved on to baywatch and i think i don't know i mean bleath did too was it yasmin her name was lisa she was binford's tool girl and she was portrayed by um oh she did leave because of baywatch yeah she had conflicts with baywatch and so then uh who did they replace her with though because they had several other infertile girls they had heidi oh yeah but heidi was not yasmin bleeth i don't think yasmin bleeth was that they wouldn't get they wouldn't have they wouldn't lose someone to baywatch and then get yasmin bleeth fair fair point oh of course it was portrayed by uh deb dunning

Starting point is 00:45:46 ah deb don't remember her well i remember heidi oh yeah chill out never tim's eldest son brad had a crush on heidi and is always sweet talking her even though she is married yeah why don't you fucking calm down brad she was a little cutie pie just relax just relax it's her 2h she's a master electrician before landing the role as heidi debbie dunning first appeared as kiki vaughn first or wallen shine law in the season two episode of overactive glance? I have overactive sweat glands in my armpits. Mark Taylor had a crush on her, too. Why don't you chill? And Mark?

Starting point is 00:46:30 How do you not have a crush on her? Randy's still thinking about her. Look at him. Yeah, it's fair. Let's look her up on Instagram, Dylan. We don't need to do that. I'm just here. I like to do the where are they now.

Starting point is 00:46:39 Okay. Yeah, look her up. Look her up and we'll check in. I want to speak. I want to talk a little sports right now, boys. Ooh. Okay. You guys familiar with PrizePix, the largest daily fantasy sports platform in North America? Very familiar.

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Starting point is 00:48:34 That's sick. I exposed someone on the timeline yesterday. I'm not talking loose meat, but I am talking Sydney Sweeney. So Randy's meat might be just behind the producer why'd you have to drag her like that here's the thing man here's the thing i just feel like it's not talked about enough you pointed you point out something that i i still don't even know what what you're pointing out but there's something there i know she's an android girl right is this an ick for anybody? She's a perfect 10, but her texts are green.

Starting point is 00:49:05 Dave, answer. She's an Android girl. Right. This bothers me a little bit. But it's Sweeney's. I'm probably not going to be in a group text with her. Let's say you guys are single. Still affect me.

Starting point is 00:49:17 That doesn't matter. If you're texting your girl and she's got green texts, it's a little off-putting. Imagine you're single. You get shot into some Hollywood event. Sydney Sweeney, she doesn't want to be there. You're waiting for a drink at the bar. She's like, I'm so tired of these events. I just got back from Australia.

Starting point is 00:49:36 I'm just tired. Commiserate with her. You got to start hitting it off. What's your icebreaker? With Sydney Sweeney? Yep. My buddy Randy thinks you're not hot. hitting it off. What's your icebreaker? With Sidney Sweeney? Yep. My friend, my buddy Randy

Starting point is 00:49:46 thinks you're not hot. I don't, no, that's not what I said. I just said she's not my number one like someone else. That's understandable.

Starting point is 00:49:54 You said other stuff. I said that she is fine looking. I won't fully expose you, but you said some other stuff that was damning. So, you hit it off with her

Starting point is 00:50:02 and suddenly you exchange numbers with her. She takes your phone, she texts, she exchange numbers with her. She takes your phone. She texts a little thing. You get your phone back and you look and you're like, wait, what? She gave me a fake number. It's green. She hits you back.

Starting point is 00:50:15 Are you just like, what? Why did she? She doesn't have an iPhone? Then you start texting her every morning like, how'd you sleep? No, you're too sexy. You dropped this, queen. What are you doing today? You just used really corny internet lingo on her the whole time.

Starting point is 00:50:31 Yeah. You know what I would say? You know my icebreaker for Sidney Sweeney? I would just walk out and be like, you should smile more. She would love that. What do you say to someone like that? Like, look. Hey, loved you in Lotus.

Starting point is 00:50:44 No, Dave just, I know what Dave would say. Hi, Sydney Sweeney. Yeah. Work for Adrian Grenier. I need to have, I want that presence in my mind. I want to deploy that one day, Dave. I really do. Dude, I don't know why I did it, but I did it.

Starting point is 00:51:00 I think I'm just going to do that. Next time I see Marsden somewhere, I'm just going to be like, hi, James Marsden. He's out and about. He's everywhere, dude. There's two things taking over Austin right now. Australian people and James Marsden. It's true. There's an Aussie taking over.

Starting point is 00:51:13 Where has he been spotted? Where does he hang out? A lot of places. Like, he's everywhere. I haven't seen him. You got to go see him. Are you getting out? Not really.

Starting point is 00:51:21 That's probably my problem. Emma Stone got a house here now, too? She does. Yeah, I've heard that for a long time. I've never seen Emma Stone. Because her house is being renovated. It has been for a very long time, actually. It's right next door to Anthony or Tony Gonzalez's house.

Starting point is 00:51:35 They're having an issue with the subcontractors. They're next door neighbors. The subs are having some problems with their materials. It's a whole thing. You know how it is. Yeah. Got to get on the phone, pull them outony gonzalez's house is sick he gone surprisingly he has money um handsome guy too hall of famer right yeah he's in the discussion for the goat tight end i don't like that there's current

Starting point is 00:52:00 tight ends playing that people like try to say are like goat tight here's the thing the positions change the game has changed yeah you're right but he's he's in the discussion he's also a good looking man he's in still in really good shape too um well while i was on the timeline yesterday just doing you know sweeney stuff white lotus stuff obviously came up and i saw a tweet said 13 roles are currently being cast for white lotus season three nine of them are series regulars ranging in ages between 18 to the 80s we have a patriarch a corporate executive an actress a couple of mothers a misfit and a yogi are they bringing sweeney's back they're bringing a picnic i i i don't get the feeling

Starting point is 00:52:45 that Sydney Sweeney turns down roles at this point but I don't know I don't know if she was like enough of a player on that to bring her back but she's Swains

Starting point is 00:52:51 she brings an audience with her yeah she does she does remember her friend was just stealing from her family you can't bring

Starting point is 00:52:59 a friend on vacation and let them steal from your family you brought the wrong friend in fact that wasn't really even a friend at all you got played really even a friend at all. You got played.

Starting point is 00:53:09 You got a friend. If you could have like one random celebrity in the next season of White Lotus, like who do you want? I never would have come up with Michael Imperioli, but when I saw him in there, I was so excited that it was like, oh, perfect. Yeah. Ooh, that's a-

Starting point is 00:53:22 Bradley Cooper. If you could have one returning person, who would you have sweet that's too horny dude yeah dude her character wasn't even good in the show no she wasn't who's my guy steve's on it was good i kind of feel like so my theory my theories are going to bring connie britain and megan fahey back to sisters and that would mean we get zon you know what connie britain is probably the answer but if you brought connie britain or steve zon back like i wouldn't be mad at either britain is lovely big fan i really want her and daphne to be sisters and i want them to

Starting point is 00:53:53 to go wild on this vacation did daphne did she stuck she stuck with that her cheating uh husband yeah but i think she cheated too based on what she said in the show. Oh. Remember? Because she was like, you have to do what you have to do to be happy or something. Facts. Yeah, it was very, very scandalous.

Starting point is 00:54:12 Not a lot of communication in that marriage there. I also think she gave Aubrey Plaza's husband in the show a little hand jibber in the back. That's right. Yeah. Kind of left it open whether they, Aubrey Plaza and the husband did a little. I heardber in the back that's right yeah kind of left it open whether they uh abby pausa and the husband did a little i heard she loosened his meat sex okay okay did you really hear that no no no i think she did an interview where she indicated that something might have happened in there but i also think that like that's just not even written i'd like to see

Starting point is 00:54:44 shia labBeouf in a White Lotus. Be careful, Dave. He's a little, he's always towing the line of cancellation. People keep cancellation. Someone tagged me

Starting point is 00:54:52 in a video of him like doing like a, doing like a cell phone promo for some Mexican restaurant in California. He's a bit odd. That fella. It was a really good promo he cut.

Starting point is 00:55:03 Not surprising. Well, yeah, I think from an acting standpoint, he's a very good actor. cut not surprised well yeah he's he's i think from an acting standpoint he's a very good actor i just think that he also might have some skeletons in his closet that might trend abusive you know the best actors are a little cuckoo yeah okay so not shia labeouf okay i didn't i just thought like i still think bradley cooper would be good i wouldn't be mad if they brought Shane back from season one. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:27 He was incredible. That guy was awesome. He was such a good character. All right, give me Danny McBride. Okay. And he's the same person he is in quite literally everything he does. And it throws off the show a little bit, but once you get used to it, you're like, yeah, this actually makes sense. Okay. Okay. For a second, I thought you meant Danny to it, you're like, yeah, this actually makes sense. Okay. Okay.

Starting point is 00:55:46 For a second, I thought you meant Danny Glover. That would have been cool too. No, not D-Glove. I will say, I think White Lotus should do something they haven't done in the last two seasons and maybe, I don't know, cast any person of color. Ooh. You see, the last season is like the whitest season of all time. People are like yeah maybe we should get one in here i don't know you know i'm not i'm not too upset that steffler's mom

Starting point is 00:56:11 uh has passed because i think she was wearing out her welcome on the show a bit if they go like prequel style or something and then like we have her back i'm gonna be like we're doing too much with yeah spoiler by the way she did die in the last season. It's been long. It's been long enough. We broke down every episode on this podcast. So if anyone's going to complain about spoilers.

Starting point is 00:56:31 Good point. Yeah, you've seen it. People have seen it. Don't be a dumbass. Are we going to get shows back now that the... So the font's different on the stories?

Starting point is 00:56:42 Oh yeah, that's how I knew. Yeah. It's different. I still don't see yeah. That's how I knew. Yeah. It's different. I still don't see it. Are you not a typeface guy? Do you not have typeface blogs that you go read and stuff? No. Should I?

Starting point is 00:56:53 You know the difference between a font and a typeface? Is there a master class on typeface that I know? There might be. I got a feeling there is. I don't know the difference. What is it? I don't know. I was thinking about getting Botox and being typeface.

Starting point is 00:57:03 He probably doesn't even know what a serif is. What? Dude, do you know what a serif is, Playboy? I've seen the font called serif. I don't know what a serif is. Yeah, you're exposing yourself right now, dude. Loose meat everywhere. What is it?

Starting point is 00:57:15 Serif is like the little detail on letters that gives a little flair. So if something is sans serif, it's more of a straightforward letter. A slight projection finishing off a stroke of a letter in certain typefaces. Got it. Typeface would be the worst Batman villain. I'm typeface. I put my head under a typewriter and typed all over me. That's good, dude.

Starting point is 00:57:40 I'm out for revenge. That's how he talks. Because typewriter is traditionally older. I've been trying to think of ways to do things more analog to not be on my phone as much lately. You know, like buying a record player and stuff like that. Like what if I just become a typewriter guy? What if I just start like, hey, can you guys take my typewriter column and put it in Washed Weekly for me? It would just be doing a lot.

Starting point is 00:58:02 They'll have to hunt and pack the entire thing in there. That would be quite annoying i learned typing uh keyboard class on a on a word processor you remember the word is like the step up it was like the next gen typewriter you know the electric those things sucked yeah i didn't i didn't freak with typewriters i actually i actually learned typewriter typing through mario learned typing through Mario teaches typing. Mavis Beacon. You guys know Mario, the guy who rummaged through pipes?

Starting point is 00:58:31 I still don't know how to type. He was always dodging, man-eating Venus fly traps, grabbing up coins, and fighting hammer-slinging turtles, and stumbling upon polka-dotted mushrooms. He would even eat them. For sure. Yeah, he would for sure do that. He would even turn into giants and going on full-blown rampages. He's a eat them. For sure. Yeah, he would for sure do that. He would even turn, turning into giants and going on full-blown rampages. He's a wild man. Well, guess what?

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Starting point is 00:59:12 very much. My voice was a little hoarse and I was like, you know what? That's how we like you best when you can't talk very much. I know, I know. It was a good day for everybody. And I was like, I'm going to holler at the Schedule 35. I did a little micro I, I enjoyed how I felt. I enjoyed how I felt schedule 35. If you're not familiar as a Canadian based startup with that ships across Canada and the U S their mission is to educate and enrich lives with deeper meaning and a better sense of self through micro dosing, still in psilocybin products. And you can get 15% off with code steam at schedule 35.co it's 15% off at schedule 35.co use code steam. We've got Taylorlor swift cruise are you guys going on

Starting point is 00:59:47 it i have no desire nope yep big year cruises for me first i got the creed cruise it's gonna be sick then the chilling the most one killing the most that one's gonna be that one's gonna take it out of me because a lot of chilling on that one and And then I got the T-Swift cruise. So, I mean, I'm not like, I'm not so anti-cruises that I'm telling other people not to go on cruises, but there's really nothing that could convince me to go on a cruise at this point. What if like, oh, I don't know,

Starting point is 01:00:22 Brody Jenner was on there and Lil Dickie and me. Tyga. I'm going to say that we had such an enjoyable time on that cruise. You don't want to spoil it. As weird as it was. I honestly don't know if I could enjoy that again like that. The fact that that cruise ship that we were on had nothing on it in certain areas.

Starting point is 01:00:41 I don't feel like all cruise ships exist like that. We had several parts of the ship that just had no one on them so you and i could just spread out and enjoy ourselves can i make our meat can i make a general comment about this cruise and about taylor swift her brand is becoming a little too powerful just we're a bit overexposed i know that some swifties might come at me but uh just it's too much swift too much man we don't need a taylor swift cruise we don't need theaters full of people watching her her shows oh wow so how is she allowed to make money don't tell us she's doing just fine for herself it's just it's just a lot how much money is a woman allowed to we're overexposed man how often can a woman expose herself don i can't answer that one i think i

Starting point is 01:01:24 think a lot of people might agree with me on this. Oh, okay. Look, I love Taylor Swift. To be fair to her, she's not the one coordinating this, Dylan. This is done by Marvelous Mouse Travels. They're organizing the In My Cruise era, a group cruise that will bring fans together on a Royal Caribbean international trip.

Starting point is 01:01:41 She's not affiliated or expected to appear on the cruise. So my fear is that like, if I went on a cruise, I would not know that this was the, in my cruise era. And we'd be like the old people on the EDM cruise that we had Dylan. I felt so awful for those poor people. Can you imagine how loud this cruise is going to be? Just screaming. Like the heirs tour. My ears have never rung as much as they did after the heirs tour.. And I was early heiress tour, so I don't even think it had fully become what it is now. I think now it's even a bigger beast. Is there a chance she shuts this down?

Starting point is 01:02:14 Yes. She's got to fire off a season to sis. Like, come on, man. But what if people have already been booking it? Then you're going to have a bunch of people being like, we're just trying to go hang out. people being like, we're just trying to go hang out. She can't stop them from everybody kind of coordinating and

Starting point is 01:02:27 wearing their own era stuff and what music they play on the cruise ship. But as far as promoting, it's going to be interesting. Are you saying there's not a chance that she just kind of shows up one night like, hey, it's me. I'm on the cruise ship. What are the odds of that happening?

Starting point is 01:02:43 She's going to do what the Chains chain smokers did and just chop her in for their performance and then leave that's a baller move it was a baller move almost as ballers playing roses like six times

Starting point is 01:02:52 now they're all with that it's one of their two good songs you got a dope interview off though chain smokers came through it was lit man that's good

Starting point is 01:03:01 they let TKLs do a little DJing actually ties in I don't think Taylor Swift will ever be like overexposed in terms of like

Starting point is 01:03:12 most people's opinion just because so many people love her but I do worry that Travis Kelsey is going to get exposed to the point where like people

Starting point is 01:03:19 are very sick of Travis Kelsey and I don't think that's just he just wants to go to the show and she's out there like changing up lyrics to involve him and then kissing him he's just that's just. He just wants to go to the show and she's out there like changing up lyrics

Starting point is 01:03:25 to involve him and then kissing him. He's just like, oh, hey, I was just here to support you. And now we're kind of, now he knows who he signed up for. She's probably the most famous woman

Starting point is 01:03:36 in the world right now. Yeah, he gets it. Oh, really? You think so? Yeah. Who's more famous? Oh, I don't know. Maybe Mary. Okay. From the Bible? Tyler Moore? yeah who's who's more famous oh i don't know maybe uh mary okay from the bible tyler moore

Starting point is 01:03:49 yeah from the bible all right yeah they're marrying you guys you and her have a lot in common both virgins that's pretty good dude that's pretty good you left. That's pretty good. You left my dog hanging, but that was still good. Oh, I'm sorry, dude. Dap a player up over there. That was good, man. You think she's more famous than Hillary Clinton?

Starting point is 01:04:16 Yeah, I do, David. Okay, dude. Who's the most famous person in the world it's it's like messy and taylor swift and uh donald trump is super famous do you think there's any like bollywood stars out there that are like under our radar they're like k-pop sensations that are under our radar yeah i don't know technically i don Yeah. I don't know. That are technically – I don't know. I don't know either. Because whenever I see something like K-pop trending, I'm always shocked by how many –

Starting point is 01:04:49 it's just crazy how many people are tweeting about it. They're mad popular. I want to go to a K-pop concert really bad. They had a bunch of K-pop come to the Houston Rodeo. I don't know if it was last year or the year before. I had some friends that went to it, and they said it was incredible. Really? Just electric.

Starting point is 01:05:09 It doesn't do much for me. That's one you want to bring earplugs to i brought earplugs to t swift and i had them in for about three minutes and i was like this is stupid took them out you brought earplugs to the taylor swift concert yeah that's such an old man move uh i'm at the point where like i think i'm gonna start bringing earplugs places dude it was very loud you wouldn't know because you didn't go. No offense. But it's very loud in there. I didn't want to go. No offense taken. I bet you would have gone if you had a chance.

Starting point is 01:05:29 Probably not. Yeah, you would have. Oh, I forgot. You don't respect Taylor Swift as a woman. I love Taylor Swift. I don't like concerts. I told you all that. How do you not like concerts?

Starting point is 01:05:38 It's not how I like to take in my music. You just complained about me not inviting you to a concert to start off this episode. Now you're saying you don't like concerts. Receipts. I want the invitation, but I'm going to decline it. You got the invitation. You did famously invite us. If you guys have the opportunity to go see Green Sky Bluegrass in concert, go do it.

Starting point is 01:05:58 They put on an absolute show. You know I'm a trampled by turtles guy. You know that about me. Trampled by turtles. That's their that about me. Trampled by turtles. That's their number one hit. Turtle power. That sounds awesome. It's good.

Starting point is 01:06:11 I would go to this if they were to be like, hey, we'd love to pay you guys monies to go on this trip, and we'll get you all out there, fly you out to wherever the port is, whatever, talk to your families whatever be like hey they're gonna be gone for five days how long is this cruise i would go is what i'm trying to say this would be fun actually you know what it'd probably be a little weird because i got a feel in the demographic might not really do you wish you'd gone on our edm cruise honestly i've i've i've wrestled with this one no i no i don't because i think it were it may not have worked out the same the the way that the cruise the way that it went down for dylan and i i when we first showed up at the cruise i was like oh no i regret coming here this is tight quarters a lot is going on.

Starting point is 01:07:06 The EDM music is louder than I thought. We're all like crammed in this pool. I was like, I'm going to have an anxiety attack in the middle of the ocean. But then once we figured out that we could move about the ship, do whatever the fuck we wanted with no repercussions. We settled in nicely. But then like once we got off the ship and our internet started working again and we started getting angry emails about how we didn't post anything from the trip and stuff. I was just like, okay, maybe this wasn't working. That wasn't y'all's fault no it wasn't no yeah we had no service like yeah dylan couldn't even like like reach parks if he wanted to without using my phone my phone was the only thing that worked i didn't even tell other people my phone

Starting point is 01:07:36 worked because i didn't want i didn't want everyone from the the trip hitting me up do you think the there's a chance that the the people who signed up for it the older people didn't know they could they have had a good time potentially yeah that's honestly like the real buzzkill there were corners of the ship you could sneak off to and and be somewhat alone and it's a good story hopefully they appreciate a good story like oh we signed up bernie dm cruise i don't know if they took the the little dinghy over to the island for the chain smokers concert but uh they probably had a good time the dinghy trips were fun yeah i enjoyed those what island was it where was this we're playing with your dinghy i don't know tommy boy couldn't

Starting point is 01:08:16 tell you i couldn't even i i like it was pry if i was on the stand right now and i had just gotten sworn in and they asked me, so where was the EDM cruise that you took? There's no way I could. I don't even know. Caribbean. I know we took off from Miami. Miami?

Starting point is 01:08:34 Yeah, we did. Okay. Just making sure it wasn't some islands out there you want to avoid. One in particular. Release the flight logs. Epstein. Little St. James. This weekend in fun.

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Starting point is 01:09:22 I'm out. Sorry, I'm out. I'm out of early bird. Yeah, Randy been like we like it so much that when it gets dropped off at the office we just breeze through it and all like it's i was i was famously not at the office last time they uh dropped some off for us and uh luckily some real ones held some aside but randy's just been freaking out lately he's seizing up i've saved a couple for a rainy day. Right on, dude. So I'm not yet out,

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Starting point is 01:10:01 Early Bird's perfect. Get 20% off your purchase promo code backer at earlybirdcbd.com that's code backer at earlybirdcbd.com dylan what are you getting into this weekend oh thank you will um it's very sadly parks is leaving town friday he's going to california for a week with his mother i'm gonna miss a shit out of that little guy Going, going To Cali, Cali Which means I'm pretty wide open Saturday I will be going out to a brewery In the afternoon

Starting point is 01:10:32 Out Driftwood Way With my sister, brother-in-law and my two little nieces That'll be fun But I'm going to have to take it easy Because we have an event A crazy event is happening that night Does that brewery have good pizza? Or am I thinking of something else?

Starting point is 01:10:49 I can pull the name of it for you. Give me a sec here. You want to know if he's playing a Zocard. Well, there's a brewery that's kind of like a little out there in Austin that I've never been to that people say has good beer and better pizza. Vista Brewing. I've never been. It looks like a pretty dope place from what I can tell. Yeah. Now that I have kids and shit, I feel like like we gotta start going to places that are like a little

Starting point is 01:11:07 out of town little drive let the kids run around i'll give you my full review when i return wonderful salt lake is it near salt lake it's out driftwood way so probably okay driftwood is very confusing it's a very you always hear it's blowing up and I have no reason to believe that that's not true. But you go out there, and you're like, what? Who? Where's – apparently a lot of Californians. It's pretty sick. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:31 And then Saturday we have a little – I can talk about this, right? No reason to keep this one a secret. I don't see why not. Yeah, a little wedding shower situation for Barrett and Barrett's fiance. Really looking forward to that. I got to get a gift. I haven't done that yet. I got my fit picked out of my head, though, and I'm going to look really good.

Starting point is 01:11:49 Shacket? We've got to look forward to. No shacket. And then, yeah, I'm pretty wide open after that. What's the dress code? Not much else going on. It's a Barrett, John, so you know you're going to have to dress. It says probably flirty boy swag.

Starting point is 01:12:10 It may be flirty boy swag. he actually sent a style guide for everybody it says what not to wear and it's just he linked to your instagram that's really rude he's putting me in an awkward spot because he's normally for events like this i normally like will give him a fit pic before i go like hey give me some give me some thoughts on. I can't do that before his event. Yeah. I have the invitation on my fridge at home. I'll check that out for a tire, but I don't think it's listed. I could be wrong. I won't get him tires for a gift.

Starting point is 01:12:35 I won't. And that's all I got, guys. That would actually be a sick gift. Brett could use some. Tires are expensive. Yeah, Brett really needs some new tires. I'll be looking to step out, though, if you want to step out. You probably won't because it's the weekend. You don't want to hang out. You trying to step expensive. Yeah, Brett really needs some new tires. I'm looking to step out, though. If you want to step out, you probably won't because it's the weekend.

Starting point is 01:12:46 You don't want to hang out. You trying to step out? Yeah, bitch. Trying to let go a little? Yeah. Okay. There's a crazy event happening, so. We'll see how crazy it is.

Starting point is 01:12:57 Yeah, that is actually what I'm doing as well. And we might do like our last little date night, Alyssa and I, as her mom will be down here to watch the Roadsman. Sorry, Dave. I was being real in the middle of your weekend. Oh, that's tight. Yeah. Obby's being real too. I kind of like that.

Starting point is 01:13:17 I might get on there. Dude, be real so lit. You're not getting on there. Okay. Well, I'm going to do it now. We're about to have seven. Do you guys have any genres of where's the last do you guys have any uh genres of food for the last date night um she normally handles the uh logistics

Starting point is 01:13:33 and pretty much the entire process so yeah i don't know maybe we'll uh maybe she'll find i've been i've been craving I just want to go to a nice Italian restaurant it's not Sammy's not that Sammy's isn't good it's just Sammy's has been

Starting point is 01:13:51 like the go-to I just want to I want to try something new you got to keep yourself guessing on the Italian exactly go to Vespio dog Vespio is good

Starting point is 01:13:58 I love Vespio and all sneaky easy to I feel like where it used to be to get in there so we may do that other than that that's all I got And I was sneaky easy to, I feel like it used to be, to get in there. So we may do that.

Starting point is 01:14:07 Other than that, that's all I got. I don't know, man. My weekend's in flux right now. It's not great. Thursday night, the U.S. men's national team. You guys familiar with these guys? Heard of them. Soccer boys.

Starting point is 01:14:22 They're at the Q2 Stadium in Austin, Texas. And it feels like if the U.S. men's national team's in town, I got to go support them. So I've extended an invite to some people. A lot of people are busy. Producer Micah has indicated that he might be interested. If he turns me down, I might actually go to this game alone. I might just go see the boys run. And then Friday, I'm just at home. It's me and the boys. Fridays are for the boys. It's a new thing I'm doing. I think it's got legs. Sally's going to go see noted comedian Benny Drama at his comedy show in Austin, Texas. So I'm going to have my first night completely solo on kid duty.

Starting point is 01:15:01 I'm a little nervous. I haven't done two kids all at once. It's scary. It's scary. So, yeah, I'm going to go mob with them for a little bit. I think probably going to order some pizza. Fritz has been loving ranch lately. He does this really cute thing with his ranch container where I make it for him so he can dip his pizza in it.

Starting point is 01:15:19 And it's so cute. He just dumps it all over the counter. I love that move. And asks for more ranch. Oh, no. I was like, what's your problem, dude? Classic. Saturday, obviously, obviously going to Barrett's party because of some babysitter issues.

Starting point is 01:15:35 I might be solo after that party looking to have a drink somewhere. And I have a couple of locations that might interest squad members in my mind right now. Care to share that with the rest of us right now? Maybe later. I'm on Mob Watch. Part of the reason I don't want to say it is because I'm worried that one of the options is such a good idea that I don't want to risk not having tables there. I don't want to unleash this place.

Starting point is 01:15:59 If I have to step out by myself after that crazy event that's happening, I will. Okay, that's fine. I'm not guaranteed i'm going out but i i would imagine that after having a couple drinks at barrett's party with you know everybody that it should happen so we'll see um yeah sunday just relaxation man you know how it is sunday's a day of rest it's an international break so we don't have a lot of footy that is of interest to me this weekend it's fine it's fine how's man you doing shit david they've lost nine of their first 18 games it's not good uh the ceo has just been relieved of his duties today is there 500

Starting point is 01:16:39 it's not good in soccer dude you can't make the playoffs at 500 okay they don't have playoffs i don't know what i'm talking about oh man randy what do you get into you just drinking mead and vibing this weekend or what hell yeah i do it is mead bottling day on uh on sunday for the for the fall mead i'll bring it in for you uh friday there's talks about a squad dinner i don't know about that gotta work on a painting for my niece. And then I'm heading back home for Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah. You're out all next week.

Starting point is 01:17:09 We should probably announce right now that next week we will have no videos on our episodes as Randy will be out all week. We got it. We're working Monday. And is that it? I don't know. I haven't looked at our calendars. My Wednesday is going to be heavy picking up stuff for Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 01:17:26 We're hosting for the first time. Should I make another stew? Oh, you're not leaving town? No. Word. We don't want to leave this close to. Oh, I got good news. I got good news for people that have a lot of shit to do for the holidays.

Starting point is 01:17:39 We will not be recording on Wednesday. Huge. As much as I would like to, it's not very feasible right now. My only question is about Tuesday. Tuesday. It's Tuesday, isn't it? Because we famously do an episode on Tuesdays, but we'll see. We'll do an episode.

Starting point is 01:17:56 We'll do a Patreon. Let's do a Patreon episode Tuesday. Let's do a YouTube show sometime. I'll be getting back next Tuesday, and we will have Do You Know It on that day. So I will be prepared. Well, that's exciting. Maybe we'll put together a little special edition Patreon episode to make up for missing. We don't miss very many Patreon

Starting point is 01:18:12 episodes, but I will say we do usually miss one over Thanksgiving week. That's just how it is. Things will never be the same. Okay. Bye.

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