Circling Back - Aspen Will & Club Ghoul's Halloween Extravaganza

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff it's podcast week oh is it yeah that's a big announcement we're so early on in the pod why did it take us till wednesday to announce that will was out one day and we kind of forgot okay that's my fault how are we celebrating are you just recording podcasts i think we have plans for this or well look we've got a guest in a stew right now sure it's true we got dylan chivalry here he's always here thank you you're kind of a guest very happy happy to be. Well, I don't know that I am. I'm here pretty much every day. I did enjoy that it took over five minutes to introduce Brett on Monday's episode. Did it?

Yeah. Over five. You know what? Good. We've also got a special guest for this. Sometimes someone else around here experiences what I go through on a daily basis. I guess. Yeah. We've got a special guest today. Very special. He's going to join us for the first part Yeah. We've got a special guest today. Very special.

He's going to join us for the first part of this episode. Club Cool's own Barrett Dudley. Hello. Thank you for having me. Welcome to the stew. It's good to be here. I hope that Podcast Week can live up to International Podcast Day, which was last week. And I mean, Club Cool just did absolute sky high numbies for International Podcast Day.

Like, people were just amped up about that you were just going bonkers just like let me get these podcasts people were just downloading yeah yeah oh gosh give me that podcast like is that a podcast give it to me now inject it into my veins yeah right oh yeah podcast that is okay. I don't know if you can do that. How do you put audio in your veins, David? Explain that. It can be dumb. The technology's there, Dylan. Just because you're living in 1998.

What's your dumb ass? Man, I watched Halloween last night. The original from 1978. Classic. Never seen it. I just wanted to get... I had never seen it either. Michael!

I wanted to get in the mood for it. It's exactly like you would think it is. Exactly. Is it a classic? Yeah, of course. It's a classic. Definitely a classic. It's just like a killer on the loose in the neighborhood, like, you know, bouncing in and

out of houses. It's a classic thriller. I mean, it's good. But it's from 1978. I watched that one recently. I thought it was, I thought it held up. I thought it was still pretty scary. It is my favorite horror genre movie.

Mike Myers, that was like, what did you say, 1972, something like that? 78. 78? I feel like it was one of the original ones where it was just like, this dude has no motive. He is just pure evil. He's just, nah. He ain't a killer, but don't push him. Yeah.

Plus the, I mean, the music, Michael Myers' music. Yeah, the music was awesome. Best of all time, probably. It was perfect. It's the quintessential Halloween scary movie. Did you rent this on Amazon Prime for like $20? For $4, I rented it. Oh, okay.

I could have rented it for nine bucks or something. Teens, you got the teens like hooking up and then like dying, you know, very expectedly. Opening scene, you got the teens hooking up and then dying very expectedly. Opening scene, you see boobies. Really? There's some ta-tas. But then she gets got. Why would you do that?

It's from 19th century. You ruined spooky season. When Sally asks me what's going to happen next, at least I can tell her she's going to die. It's 42 years old, the movie. God, Jamie Lee Curtis. Is that past the statute of limitations for spoilers? I think so.

Yeah. 42 years. I believe that we're good. Yeah, I think we're good. It's good, man. And it's a good, like, it's a tone-setting, you know, thriller for the season. I saw a Breaking Bad tweet recently, and it was, like, something about these are the four iconic scenes. And one of them was, like, a screenshot of the final shot and people were like dude are you serious and everyone's

like it's been like 10 years like just deal with it how do you not know what happens in that which one I knew what happens before I even started watching the series like I because I started after it was all completed I knew what was going to happen at the end even if you know what happens at the end which you have to if you watch Waking bad you're like this probably only ends one way though getting to that point even in like the last three episodes is such a ride well do you know what they say that life's about the journey not the destination i thought you're gonna say that every day is a winding road that too that too but jesse took that one out of town i don't know what the ratio of that jesse getting topples in a movie to to getting killed is if you show if you show t's if you show t's you're getting

got because you know whose t's we didn't see jamie lee curtis you're right there were two women in the movie who show t's both of them get got by michael myers i've got a problem with that you show t's you're going down chill dude, dude. I'm just saying, dog. I didn't write the movie. And you know what? I saw no dong in that movie. I didn't see any D either. I've always said that there needs to be more D in movies.

It's unfair that only women get to show off their stuff and we don't get to do ours. You see male buttocks in movies. Why is there very little D in movies? I don't know. It's not an attractive member. We got dudes on any given Sunday. It's not an attractive member. We got dudes in Any Given Sunday. It's built for function. Yeah, it really is.

Yeah. And I think that, like, you know, breasts are just nice to look at for most people, I think. Even when you look

at your breasts. Yeah. I feel like the last, no, I could probably think of other examples, but the one that sticks out to me is, like, the shower scene

in Any Given Sunday. Yeah. Like, the locker room scenes. Like, oh, there's a the shower scene in any given Sunday. Yeah. Like the locker room scenes. Like, oh, there's a few dongs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But those are just casual background dongs. They're not like showcase dongs. No. It's rare to get a showcase dong. There's a really casual sneaky dong in Super Troopers for some reason. Really? Yeah. Far of them. Oh, yeah.

Like, why would they do that? You know they have a new show. I think it's on FX. It's like they're firemen. Yeah, yeah. It would they do that? You know they have a new show. I think it's on FX. They're firemen. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't look very good. So it's not like the Slammin' Salmon just in TV show form? No.

Oh, okay. Sadly. Still the goat. I wonder if anyone's ever put pen to paper on my theory about showing T's means you get God in a thriller. Mr. Skin might have a part of their site that explains it. I think you're onto something there. I think I am too. I think there's definitely a correlation. Mr. Skin might have a part of their site that explains it. I think you're onto something there. I think I am too. I think there's definitely a correlation. Yeah. Yeah, because

it's like, a lot of times maybe the main, the protagonist, the main actress, Jamie Lee Curtis in this one, uh, she might be too high profile to show tease. This is 78. So, you know, it's different back then. There might be a stigma. I don't know. There's always that thing in horror movies too where it's like the more i mean it

follows made an entire movie about like how like the sexualization of young people is kind of like the monster itself right so it's so there so um i'm trying to think of like like in scream which you know we're going to talk about a little bit later as well, Neve Campbell definitely never gets naked. Right. Right? But I think there are some other people that do. Do you see T's in Scream? I'm trying to remember.

I don't remember any T's in it. Maybe not. But maybe I'm failing the theory here. You definitely don't see Skeet Ulrich as Dong. Who is Skeet Ulrich again? He's the fake Johnny Depp. Look him up. That still does nothing for me.

Randy, give me Skeet Ulrich. This was her debut. Jamie Lee Curtis. It said in the opening credits, it said featuring or presenting or something like that. Like, oh, this must be, she's getting a starring role in her first movie. In the 70s, they presented their new starlets as debutantes. Yeah. The second sentence in her actual Wikipedia thing

is just that she made her debut in Halloween. Good for her. The sequels were good, too. Not all of them. I might go do an H2O guy, though, right? Was that the one with Busta Rhymes? I don't know. There's one where Busta Rhymes electro like, electrocutes Michael at the end.

Spoiler. Electrify you. LL Cool J is an H2O. H2O is a pretty decent one. He rocks the bells. Now that we're done with our fun and horny banter, can I get some quick programming notes out of the way? Sure.

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Spooky season hit yesterday. We've also got a lot in the pipeline for the rest of the month with this Bachelor stuff coming up. That was potentially the spookiest spooky season we've done. It potentially was. Everyone saw the photo, right? Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. We got the photo out there?

Somebody noticed another face in the photo. Don't like that. A profile. I think it's an anomaly, but then again, like, I'm the guy who thinks there's another, like, the other face is an actual ghost. So who am I to say? It's hard to identify ghosts when you're not a ghost hunter. Right.

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Let them see eight minutes of glory. It's really been my whole goal the last couple of weeks is just to put out content that's good enough to make it into the eight minute clips. It's stressful. Why does Randy always put you at the seven minute mark? Because we do it later in the week. That's my only that's all I can think of. Don't Barry Barrett

like that, Randy. What the hell? What are you scared of? I just haven't come, I just haven't come correct with content that's good enough for the first two minutes. That's all that means. Well, something tells me that

based on how fast Randy started writing things down when Dylan started asking about the ratio between showing your boobs in a movie and dying, I'm pretty sure Barrett's going to get the nod early on in this episode. Oh, that's fun. Not too worried about that one. That's fun.

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What's the difference? I don't like, watched media Dylan is so much better at NBA Jam than Grand X Dylan was. Why is that? It's annoying. I lost you maybe once at Grand X, and here you just smoke me every time. I don't know what it is, man. Whatever. You can link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account for a free monthly sub.

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There was some hat talk early on Monday's episode. It's called Aspen. How many people go to Aspen and they're just waiting to use one of those captions? I've never been to Aspen, but when and if I go, I'm just going to be doing

Dumb and Dumber bits the whole time. It's hard not to. Yeah. Walking by the Ralph Lauren store there, which I didn't, I knew Aspen was bougie. I didn't realize that every store there is just designer clothing.

Yeah. If you want to go get like an Aspen t-shirt, you have to go to like the slum part of town and like grab an Aspen t-shirt. Like everything else is like, no, here's a $2,400 winter jacket. I'm more of a get the t-shirt at the airport kind of guy of the city I'm in. When Dylan's buying the shot glasses? Yeah, he's buying the shot glasses.

I'm getting a Skyline t-shirt. Like my Vegas Knights t-shirt? Exactly, like your Vegas Knights t-shirt. Yeah, is that official apparel or is that just something you got off a random site? I got it off a random site, yeah.'s very cheap that's probably fine yeah it feels like cardboard well i got a hat dylan we saw man i need to make i need to clarify a couple things about this hat one it wasn't totally flat brim or it's not totally flat brim like you said it looks very flat it does and in photos so what i did what i ended up doing was that i got

it shaped by the store and then after that i left it in my hotel room upside down like i was told to do so that it didn't flatten out and then housekeeping came and they turned it back over and so they did that numerous times and so finally yesterday I went back into the store and I said, hey, we've got to reshape this thing. And if you can ship it back to Austin, I would love to not travel with this thing. So I think it's going to be a slightly different looking hat when it touches ground in Austin. You didn't fly back with it on? No. I was going to, and then I was like, you know what?

I just don't want to do this. I don't want to be the guy in the airport who clearly bought his hat and asked for it. Yeah. Yep. What is it made of? What's the skin? She said rabbit? Yeah.

Okay. Is that normal? That sounds right. When she said that, I was kind of like, oh, rabbit. So the Aspen hat or the one here on Barton Springs, it's pretty much, I think beaver is the main fur that they sell. Okay. Yeah. Okay. There are several different ones. So when you walk into the store, it's a very famous think beavers the main fur that they sell okay yeah okay

there are several different ones so when you walk into the store it's a very famous store called Kimisabe I didn't say a damn thing on your face trying to get dirty with it I'm not trying to do anything I'm letting Will tell a story yeah okay no you walk in there and it's impossible to walk out without buying something the second I walked in there they had someone next to me with like a giant pole just taking hats off the top rack, just throwing them on my hat and just making sure that I was getting taken

care of. Love that. Two seconds later, I'm like, okay, yeah, here's this hat. I had no clue how much it cost, what all the accoutrements that they have cost. I had no clue, and I was just like, yeah, this is my hat that I'm buying now. Did you get to customize the band, or did it already come on the hat? Oh, you get to customize everything.

I kind of want to do this. It was great. And then you also get to customize the feathers that you put in, but after she put in a couple, I was like, I don't think I can do the feathers. Nah, you're not Cam Newton. Come on. You're not Cam Newton. You can't pull that off.

You know Dogface has a feather tatted on the side of his head? You should have done that. Dogface 208. Should I get a tattoo? Yeah. Of a tattoo? Yeah. Of a feather? I might. Okay.

Did you go any fire distressing? It was already distressed. So, like, they have two different lines of hats at the store. And some of them are just, like, brand new Stetsons that you can just pimp out. And then the other ones, they like to stress themselves and do stuff to. Yeah. I was actually not expecting to get a distressed one, but the one that they put on me, I was like, this is the hat.

Like, this is the one that I want. And so that's what I did. Kind of like Harry Potter going into the wand shop. Exactly. It's like the wand chooses you, really. The hat just kind of called your name. Sally was trying to give me a switch and I was like, no. I want to know how much he dropped, but I'll ask you after we record.

To be honest, it did not go on my credit card and I kind of like lingered away from the register because I didn't want how much he dropped, but I'll ask you after we record. To be honest, it did not go on my credit card, and I kind of like lingered away from the register because I didn't want to hear it. So a Venmo request is going to come through later this week that's going to just make me gasp. Call that a pay and pray. Yep. Yep. Yep. I know it was cheaper than what I mentally budgeted originally, so we know that.

What's the style called? No clue. Okay. No clue. Did you try any more like traditional cowboy hats? A little bit. That's what I was hoping that you would get. So I was hoping I would get one too.

I get why you didn't. I think I'm going to get one of those, but I think I'm just going to get it from like Cavenders or something. You're probably getting more use out of the one that you got. Yeah. Because it's just more versatile, I think. But a cowboy hat would have been tight too. Yeah.

I don't know, man. I'll just throw it at you. So last week on Club Cool, Phil and I did an entire segment about our experience at the Austin version, Montfrey, on South Congress. Okay. Which offers, like, a really badass custom hat experience. What's it called? Montfrey. Okay.

M-A-U-F-R-A-I-S. Okay. Monfray. Okay. M-A-U-F-R-A-I-S. Okay. And so they're like, it's almost like a Stetson store. They carry Stetsons, but they also have some.

I think I've walked by it. I've been in it with you. It was just not fully open when we went there. So you wouldn't have really realized. They also have some like resistalls and other stuff. But you're basically like what you're doing there when you do the custom is you're taking a Stetson straddle liner, like what you're doing there when you do the custom is you're taking a Stetson straddle liner, which is like, has like a seven inch brim and like the big, you know, penis looking top type thing. And then everything else you go from there. So you get the brim cut down, however you want it. You can add, you can add flanges on it to make it a little bit more Western. And then you're

shaping the top too, into like either like the fedora style or like a Stetson open road, which is like the two straight lines down the side. Or you can do the Gus, which is like the higher in the back, slope it down. You can do the little telescope, which is like the little crease, like very, very circular. So there's, so you, you take this thing and then you make it essentially as like kind of wide brim fedora or as like Western as you want it to have a system like that. They have to have some real pros there that know what they're doing. So I would be like, tell me everything. I don't know what I'm doing.

It's probably the main difference that like Montfrey and like an Aspen Hatter or a Kimo Sabi is that most of the people working in Montfrey are pretty green with this whole thing. Cause I asked my girl, I was like, so the girl that was shaving my head, I was like, so how'd you learn to do this? And she was like,

just kind of learning on the fly. Like, okay, cool. Like, you know, the, the guys that own the store,

they like, they know how to do this and they just kind of like pass down the information and teach us a little bit. And then you just like learn. So, so that's, you know, you can get somebody that is brand new at this,

or you can get somebody that is like very seasoned this, or you can get somebody that is very seasoned, but similar to Will's experience, once you drop the big boy stack on this hat, you get to go back in and have them tweak it and reshape it and do all that stuff as many times as you want. Aspen Hatter. It was a couple years ago, I think. It was during ACL. And the main guy who runs the Aspen one was here. And I walked in there and the first thing he did was make fun of the hat I was currently wearing. And then I realized that he was absolutely hammer drunk. What was your hat? It was- Was it your fedora from Italy? No, it was that semi-flat brim cowboy hat that I bought. It's, um, it's a Stetson, but it's, it's a cheap one. And he goes, he said something about wearing like a $50 hat in his shop. And I was like, okay, well it was 70, but okay. Oh man. I love it.

He was customers right before they buy, try to drop like $1,200 on a hat. He was kind of bullshitting with me, but it's what he said. I was like, okay. Uh, a trust fund kid job, like out of college seems like a dude's like, I gonna take a couple years off go to colorado be like an apprentice for like a hat shaper like learn that come back to austin or dallas uh use like i don't know like five million of your dad's money and then start up like your own your own hat shop and then just reap the benefits yeah i'm gonna learn hat shaping is what i'm telling you i i think you could pick it up pretty easily like learn on the fly it didn't look it did like obviously there's some skill involved with it but you spend a couple days shaping hats

and i think you'd i think you'd be uh i think you'd be all right we had a lady named wendy who seemed like the alpha of the crew and i was just like yeah i'm sticking with you this entire time because i trust you a lot. She killed it. You guys want my three other takeaways from Aspen? Man, I need to get a hat. I'm Joe. Yeah, what's up?

The calves in that town. Oh, my God. Everyone's got calves. Got calves? Dude, because everyone's hiking and stuff. So everyone's just like, everyone's just calves are popping at all times. Everyone's out here looking like Micah? Dude, it's crazy.

A bunch of Micahs running around? Yeah, like vascular calves are just like a dime a dozen. Calves at elevation, it's different. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows that. Barrett would just be, I mean, he's already vascular down here at sea level. Your vascularity literally came up on our trip. Sally's like, man, Barrett's really vascular.

And I was like, I know, I'm so jealous. So did you have shorts weather? We had, so every morning it was like cold. we woke up it was 39 and then that's great and then by afternoon it was like 70 that's so tight and so it was great so you saw some shorts oh we saw some shorts oh yeah yep yep yep and then uh yeah we went to uh maroon bells like the most instagrammable place on earth probably and that's that's where the cabs were really on display there. Very tight. Also, something really interesting that I didn't realize about Aspen,

but I should have forecasted beforehand. A glass of wine is at least $18 on every menu there. It's just like, yeah, I guess I'm going to go with something else. I'll take an $8 draft beer from down the street that's somehow still $8. Yeah, I've heard it's a very expensive town. Yep. And then the final takeaway is that they have elk on every menu. It's beautiful.

I had an elk carpaccio that Dave Ruff would have just died for. That's a kiss. Sounds fantastic. Muy fantastical. Yeah. It's loaded with nutrients and vitamins. Just bomb. Did you get any bonus salmon along with it or?

No bonus salmon this time. That's kind of bullshit now that I think about it. That's how I enjoy my life. Did you fly fish bonus salmon along with it? No bonus salmon this time. That's kind of bullshit now that I think about it. That's how I enjoy my life. Did you fly fish? No, I should have. No, we just did hiking. Fly fish, it's kind of a hike. I kind of wish I would have done it.

Yeah. But, you know, we had limited time, and I don't think Sally really wanted to go out and rip too many lips. What do you guys think about a, it sounds like pretty doable and efficient and probably, you know, not crazy, but like a wash media meetup in Aspen. We can do that. Yeah, let's do it. You could have convinced me like last night to just move there forever. Yeah. It's heaven on earth.

No one is in a bad mood in that city because it's just like, how can you be? Is it the most bougie place you've ever been in your entire life? I think so. Yeah. I think so. And it's just so outrageous. Like the fits that people get off there are just things that you can't wear in other places. I think it truly is in, I mean, there are a few competitors, like maybe like Carmel by the sea or something, but it is like probably a top three hub of wealth in the United States. Mind blowing

stuff. And like, you can just tell like the people that are there, cause we, we, Sally had a weird vacation schedule, which is why we were there Monday and Tuesday as well. And so, like, Monday we were like, oh, town's going to clear out and it's going to be totally fine. We can go to restaurants that, like, we don't have a reservation at, whatever. It's like, no, these people don't live in a real world where they have Monday through Friday. It's like these people, like, it was debatably busier on Monday when we were there. Must be nice. Damn.

So we want to move there. Like, I'm down. Did you find yourself wishing there was snow on the ground while you were there no i didn't you're a michigan boy though so we did yeah and we did so much that wasn't like snow based that was like summery activities like the hiking and sitting out on patios it was just the best and so it was kind of nice that snow wasn't there i wasn't ready for snow okay were the um were the women flocking like the salmon of capistrano a lot of honeys a lot of honeys yeah yeah don't he's doing dumb and dumber i wanted to buy something really stupid the beer flow like wine sorry i had to you can't you can't

just you can't just like you can't go there expecting to buy something that they'd wear in dumb and dumber because you can't afford it. Yeah. No, it's thousands and thousands of dollars. Yeah. Thrift shop version of something. Cause you just can't afford it. It's like, yeah,

nope. You, you, you, you got the hat. That was kind of, that was scraping it. We,

we did that. We made sure to do the hats the first morning we were there so that we didn't have any financial worries after that. Smart. Cause if like we had had like two meals and I'm like, I don't know if I can afford this damn hat. And that my friends is Aspen. And you got the brand on the bill, too.

Yeah. That's cool. They wanted to do that very badly. And I was like, yep. I was like, put the Roman numerals on there, too. Hell yeah. Got it. Sick.

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And use our promo code CIRCLINGBAD to get 10% off of your first purchase. That's H-A-W-T-H-O-R-N-E.CO. And use our code CIRCLINGBAD to get 10% off your purchase. Hawthorne.co. Barrett, you're here to talk Halloween. Ready for a little Club Cool segment? Mm-hmm. This was a – look, man, this is a recurring thing that I get requests for every year.

Let's talk about Halloween costumes. What are the good Halloween costumes this year? Some people just want to be the most current, want to have the best, most on-point costume. Other people are looking for ways to kind of get their subtle flexes in. They want to look good while in these costumes. Sure. Dave and Will, you guys joined me on Club Cool last year for this. It was, I think we did like 1.1, 1.2 million downloads on that episode.

It was a big one. It was a big one. It was podcast week. Dylan, I know you weren't able to make it, so let me get your temperature on Halloween costumes. Is this something that you go in for? I typically don't dress up, but I am going to this year. Okay.

Yeah. You got your costume in the bag already? I don't have it in the bag. I know what I'm going to do, but I haven't gotten the stuff for it yet. All right. Speaking of Halloween costumes, I was talking to Parks out there last week, and I think they don't make his favorite dinosaur the Mosasaur, right? That's not the one?

Are they not making that? The Mosasaurus. They don't make it a costume the Mosasaur, right? That's not the one. Are they not making that? The Mosasaurus. The Mosasaurus. They don't make it a costume. Is that his actual favorite dinosaur, the Mosasaurus? It's one of them, yeah. The Mosasaurus, yeah. But he's also into some of the Avengers,

and I was trying to pitch him on this idea of combining dinosaur and superhero costumes to become his own Mosasaurus superhero costume. Wow. That would be super tight. I was trying to blow his own Mosasaurus superhero costume. Wow. You know. That would be super tight. I was trying to blow his brain with that one. He doesn't know this yet, but I believe his grandmother is making him a dinosaur costume. I guess we have to edit this out since he listens to every episode.

Which will be tight. Yeah, I'm going to do something along the same lines. I'm going to do something dinosaur themed. That'll be good jurassic park themed yeah yeah i think you need to go as the dude for like durn's dr grant yeah we'll see about it just get the full khaki we'll see about it i don't want to shave everything though so i have to i hope it'd be work on the quads you're gonna pull that look yeah you got you need to hit the leg press hard. That's not Dr. Grant.

He had decent legs, though. The other dude, clever girl guy. Clever girl guy's got some... He's stacked. That's the costume. Be the other dude. Okay. Okay.

All right. So, y'all ready for some... I like to do costumes pretty frequently on the TV and film side. That's usually a go-to for me. Can I ask a question before we start? Yeah, please.

Does anyone have a Halloween costume that they're planning on doing yet? So here's the thing. We're old. The Halloween parties are few and far between. You've got to have one main costume. Right? We'll be lucky for one person to be like, yeah, got the backyard set up let's do it um this year so i i don't even but i feel like for the for the younger kids they're where there's a will there's a way they're gonna

find a uh they're gonna find places to to dress up and get these costumes off the talk in my neighborhood is um since it's on a saturday night everybody just kind of hanging out in driveways, just kind of music, drinking, having the candy down at the sidewalk while you just hang out and talk to the nabes. Yeah. Which we'll probably do that unless we have like a, I don't know, maybe the news will throw something. I'm just hoping there's some trick-or-treating this year.

I have a five-year-old, you know? Yeah. I think there will be. That's like Dave said. I feel like the talk is to just kind of like pretty much everybody will just have the candy out, essentially. And maybe you're hanging out out there with your six feet of distance. Maybe you're not. That'd be cool.

I think your neighborhood will. I mean, just driving through there like a couple weeks ago. There are kids everywhere, man. Already got a ton of Halloween decorations up. A lot of kids. Real quick, one more thing. Have y'all seen all the hubbub about this 12-foot skeleton at Home Depot? Oh, we talked about it.

Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. So just my quick anecdote here is that I saw that thing in Home Depot probably late September, and I was like, man, that is so tight. 300 bucks. 300 bucks.

I swear, if it had been 100, I just would have packed it up and been like, throw it in the truck. It's so cool. The first picture we saw of it, it went viral on Twitter. It was like a trick angle. It looked much bigger. It looked like it was 25 feet. Okay. So I was walking around telling people that it was 25 feet.

Even after seeing it in the store, I thought it was 25 feet tall. Okay. It's only 12. It's expensive for it. Then you think about 12 feet, and that's like double the size of your fence, basically. Yeah. So it's pretty huge. Anyway, I went back a few days later, and it was gone.

And then it kind of took over, and it's like the runaway hit of the season. And I'm surprised they're not on eBay for $1,000, but I don't know. Maybe they are. They might be. Yeah, but very, very cool Halloween decoration if you – Oh, I know. I kind of regret not getting one. If you had $300 to throw it out.

I guess it's not too late. If that's like my only decoration, I should have done that. Storage is the other piece of that. Where the hell are you putting that? We're keeping it here if I happen to get one. Just post it up on the sectional out there. Legs crossed on the couch out there. For Twitch purposes.

Yeah. All right. So you ready to jump into some costume ideas that I have for y'all? Hit me. Here's number one. This is going to be the run. I expect this to be the biggest costume of the year.

There will be a lot of them. It will really boil down to who can do it best, which is why it's near the top of my list as well. It's Tiger King. Yes. Joe Exotic. Sure. I just fear it's going to be overdone.

A lot of people are going to be tired. It will. It will be, which is why you have to – this is the costume for people like me that want to nail every single detail of a costume. True. If you're thorough with these things, if you have to have borderline exact replications of what these people look like. The husband's name tattooed on his neck and all that. The tattoos, the chokers, the right shirt, the jeans, the exotic boots. The perfect wig to get this mullet off.

You can't half-ass a tiger. You cannot have, no. I'm currently Googling, can you rent tigers in Texas? So this is one for people that like to go all out. Like Dylan said, it's going to be super popular. So you have to nail it if you do it. Dave, with a little more growth down here and the right wig, you could absolutely crush a Joe Exotic costume this year.

So my thought was, when I was watching it, specifically his music video about Carole Baskin, where he's got the black cowboy hat and the priest, the western priest. Oh, yeah. I was like, that would be the version I would go as if I was doing Joe Exotic. Sassy Wolf is like one octave away from Joe Exotic. That's very fair. I forgot he was a priest.

I had a good Joe forgot he was a priest. I had a good Joe Exotic for a minute. It's been obviously, what, seven months since that was a thing? That was at the very beginning. Quarantine week one. This costume also lends itself to couples' costumes. With the tiger or Carole Baskin? A lot of options here.

Tiger is a great one carol baskin's even better if you if if you got another guy if you have a bro or or or um you know a boyfriend that then you're going in that way doc antle is right there for you it's true doc antle and joe exotic two tiger kings or carol baskin and her cuck husband on a leash. I'm going to be her husband. Oh, my gosh, yeah. That's a good costume. So that's number one on my list. Here's number two, and this is really a personal bias here because I love the outfits on this TV show,

and we just had the hat discussion. But obviously I'd love to pull off a John Dutton Yellowstone. Yeah. Now, the problem with this one and i've i've gone down this road many times is that i'm pretty confident in pulling off a very badass john dutton costume but you are going to be explaining who you are yeah yeah like i want so i i had mentioned that i wanted to go as rip and then sally goes beth because she's already got the red hair and i was like like, this could work. That's great.

Yep. But so many people still haven't seen the show because it was on fucking Paramount and now you have to pay $20 for a season that it's like, yeah, I'm just going to be explaining to people that I'm Rip and I'm not just some like bootleg cowboy. Yeah. And I also don't look as manly as him. That brings up something that I remind people of every year around this time that if your costume needs a name tag, your costume stinks.

It's no costume. Fair? I mean, yes, for the most part. I've done costumes that I thought were awesome and that I loved, and I nailed it, and people didn't get it, and I had to explain.

And I don't think my costume sucked. It's just, it wasn't the best choice because people had to ask i had to tell them it's like you know you don't want to have to explain the joke so to to that to that end it's not it's not a top tier costume if you have to explain it well and if you're in austin texas and you walk into somewhere wearing a dutton costume people might just be like why didn't you dress up like it's not that out of the realm for someone just to dress just like him. No one dresses like John Dutton around Austin. I don't know.

He's got too much Yellowstone swag for this town. You want to know something funny about the name tag thing? I knew I had this tweet, this controversial tweet, and you know who responded to it in 2016 saying, sometimes name tags are crucial? Intern Klein. Oh, man. Klein, come on.

People got mad. Just said, hey, if your costume requires a name tag, it's probably not a good costume. And Intern Klein, you probably knew him in 2016. I probably knew of him. I do like that he clapped back. He did the, him and his boys did the anchorman thing, which that always plays.

I think that's a fun one. But that's really funny. They didn't do name tags though, did they? One of them did. The guy who went as Baxter. As if people wouldn't be able to tell that the guy who's a dog. Yeah, like we're familiar with the dog. Was it a name tag or was it a dog collar?

Because that's different. It's a hybrid. Okay. It's okay. And that's one thing that I guess you could do with John Dutton. You could get some type of like the Kevlar vest underneath your dope-ass Western puffer that has like, what is it, like Bureau of? Oh, yeah, the livestock. Yeah, whatever the livestock is thing.

And that's like, because for that type of costume, you need those little hints at like what it is. Sure, sure. To kind type of costume, you need those little hints at like what it is. Sure, sure. To kind of alleviate the, you know, that's cool, but what are you? I'm sorry, but that's a popular enough show. I mean, so this most recent season was a big hit, but it was like a big hit for a cable TV show. Yeah. Not like 25 million people watching Sunday Night Football big. Yeah.

So, yeah. But definitely, it would be cool. Not like 25 million people watching Sunday Night Football big. Yeah. So. Yeah. Yeah. But definitely it would be cool. It's on my radar. It's on the list. Okay. Skate culture.

Very big in 2020. All the late 90s, early 2000s stuff is back. I don't know if you know this, but a very popular video game was also re-released. So Tony Hawk is on my list. He knows. This guy knows. Every night your boy's fingers are just moving. If you are trying to get off some airwalks, you know, and like some baggy cargos,

dude, be Bob Burnquist. Tony Hawk. You should be Chad Muska. Bring back the Heroes of Skating. I like that a lot. Dude, Dave, I think you could pull off a Chad Muska. Bring back the heroes of skating. I like that a lot. Dude, Dave, I think you could pull off a Chad Muska look. I don't.

You talk about having to explain your costume. Chad Muska is like a costume for like 15 people. Yeah, but me and Brady would love it. Yeah, that's what you should do it for. What about Bam Margera? You just got to wear the, what's the Icelandic rock band? Yeah, him. They love, did they always go?

Him. Yeah. What, Dave? Do you want to sing something? I don't have the hair for Bam Margera. I'd rather go as Ryan Dunn, rest in peace. We all told Dylan that we were going to go as the guys from, we were going to be male strippers and we're actually going as skaters we made Dylan go as Epstein all right this is this

this is another uh very very timely one I I pulled this one off of a list from New York magazine it's specifically uh for Will to think about Connell from Normal People see that that is an explanation through the roof come on I haven't even been I haven't finished that series yet because it's so emotionally taxing that I can only handle an episode in the right mindset. It took us months to get through those 12 episodes because it is so like. It sucks the life out of you. It does. It really does. There was one episode where Sally just looked over at me and I was just sobbing and she was like, what is wrong with you?

I was like, I don't know. This just hit me in a weird place weird place it is I thought it was really really random that they put that on the list but at the same time I was like well I could see like you just wear like the short-ass rugby shorts and like a washed out tee and a silver chain and boom you got it yeah I already have that okay uh Black Panther rest in peace Chadwick Boseman that's gonna be big I think that'll be a big one. Hard to pull off, though. That's a pretty substantial get-up he has. Yeah, yeah.

This is a costume that you would have to, like, you're buying the Party City version. True, true. Yeah, you're not going to look like T'Challa, I'll tell you that much. But I do expect it'll be a popular one. Ooh, I just saw one that would play heavy in the austin texas region sideline matthew mcconaughey sideline texas game so like that you can either go the jacket that he wears all the time oh yeah that brown leather the fight club looking jacket or tucked

in t-shirt because you know he's a big tucked in guy just ut football tucked in like some levi's that are kind of tight that vintage burnt orange one with the the old school bevo on it he wears a lot yeah god and then you have to do your hook them like this why does he do it i hate to hook them like that i hate to hook them like that i do too turn it around dude um okay let's talk about it's it's it's 2020 i wanted to throw out some 20th anniversary options for you. Okay, okay. An all-time classic of a Halloween costume, especially for bros looking to get fits off.

It's the 20th year anniversary of American Psycho, Patrick Bateman. This movie was from 2000. All-timer, if you just want to slick your hair back, throw on a suit, and get the plastic raincoat, boom. You're done. Fake axe. That sets it off another notch. If you're a real hot boy, go into tighty-whities with the tennis shoes and the chainsaw. Dylan, you're a chainsaw guy.

And the eye mask. Yeah. I think I'm going to go with that one. That's a good one. Yeah, I got some grinding to do on the Peloton between now and the end of the month. You need to lose. He was like 6 going to go with that one. That's a good one. Yeah, I got some grinding to do on the Peloton between now and the end of the month. You need to lose. He was like 6% body fat in that movie. I wake up every morning at 6.15 a.m. and do a 65-minute ride on my Peloton.

Yep. Then I wash my face with Hawthorne. And I go record my podcast. Dude, Bateman does have a podcast in 2020. 100%. It's a finance podcast that no one listens to. Brett Easton Ellis actually wrote what a modern day version of Patrick Bateman would be. It's essentially a Silicon Valley, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. It's no longer New York. It lives in Silicon Valley. And he's not wrong. What's the dude from Leftovers? Justin Theroux? That would be my character.

Yeah. Just because of the hairline. His hairline back in American Psycho days, he had the power slick, but it was such a – Power alleys were huge. Yes. That would be me. It's crazy that he's in that film. Very random. And he looks better now.

Did you also know that Justin Theroux co-wrote Zoolander? Tropic Thunder. With Ben Stiller. And Tropic Thunder. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Okay.

Isn't that wild? It is the 20th anniversary of the Dude, You're Getting Adele commercials. Those started in 2000. Randy. Randy's going to go with that. Randy loves Adele. Randy loves him Adele. Dude, you're getting Adele.

You just screamed that at everybody? What a annoying campaign that was. Dude, come on. You're getting Adele. You wanted Adele, though. Don Vito's getting Adele. Yeah, he thought he was getting a magazine. I kind of had to reach here, but it's the 20th anniversary of Scary Movie.

It's also the 20th anniversary of Scream 3. You combine those two, you get to wear the Scream mask and do the wazzah! Ah, yeah. Yep, yep. mask and do the what's up. Oh, yeah. Yep, yep. What's up. That always played. That played in 2000 so hard. Oh, my God.

How old is that actual, like the original commercial, the what's up guys? Probably just over 20 years. Those probably were like 99. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. What's up. It's probably right at, those probably were like 99. What is this? What is this? Oh, man. Should we start opening every episode of just us doing that for five minutes? What was that?

And that leads me into this next piece. Look, this is the year for Halloween costumes that feature masks. Right? True. True. Get your mask on. Get your Halloween costume on while also getting your mask on. So that starts with the scream one.

Here we go. You can also be, this is a great year for horny nurse and horny doctor. Yes. COVID compliant. COVID compliant. Yes. Get your surgical mask on. Maybe even a shield on your face, but then just like very scantily clad, both of you.

Nice little horny couple's costume. I'm thinking about being a guy who wears masks like over his chin for like whatever reason. Like, dude, you're not wearing that right. Like it's got to cover your mouth and your nose. Of course, the immortal Bane. Ooh. Again, any costume that allows you to do voice,

whether it's the wassup. Someone's doing COVID Trump for sure. Probably. Oh, yeah. Election costumes are going to be a thing. Here's a question that I have for you guys. Can you, in good taste, be COVID? Or is it too insensitive because 200,000 people have died?

I think it's too insensitive. You shouldn't. I think it plays. Can you be like the big spiky ball, you know, what the COVID thing looks like? Because that's like, you're making fun of it. I think you're going to see some of those. That's not that hard to make. I don't know. I think you can going to see some of those. That's not that hard to make. I don't know.

I think it can play. It kind of depends on how you handle it, though. You can't be like walking around the party coughing on people and shit. In the right environment, it can play. I feel like it's very much a college kid costume. Yeah, if you're 21 and at a bar, no one's going to think anything of it. It's just funny. But if you're at an adult party.

Yeah, like somebody's parents died yeah it's like dude man fuck you get out yeah what the fuck man dude did y'all see uh clayton's costume when it's coveted so saying covet killed my great-grandpa it's so good you nailed it dude yeah some situations it's probably not a good idea um the the spin from that one which you can definitely do, this requires more creativity. I don't have great ideas, but if you can figure out a way to be the year 2020.

Trash can. What's that? Trash can. Yeah. I definitely think you're going to see some, like, I'm 2020 costumes out there from some creative people. Yeah. I'm just not creative when it comes to this stuff.

I don't know how you'd pull it off. But somebody's going to have some murder hornets on their shoulder and then be sick from COVID and have their mask on. I don't know. Yeah. I was going to say a Kobe time, but that's a little too much. Oh, wow. Okay, Dylan.

It's been a shit year. That's what started everything, man. It really is what started everything., wow. Okay, Dylan. It's been a shit year. That's what started everything, man. It really is what started everything. It was just like, really? It's been a shit, shit year. This is what we're doing in January? Yeah. Do you think someone will go as Epstein?

No. I will not be going as Epstein. But I think that is one in previous years where that's like the edgy, someone's going to do murdered Epstein, like messed up neck or something. I'm picturing the Epstein costume, though, and doesn't he just kind of look like Steve Jobs? I feel like he's always wearing the black turtleneck type of stuff. Harvard sweatshirts.

Yeah, he wears sweatshirts for colleges that he clearly never went to. Okay. But he was tied to. Alan Dershowitz, Harvard. Look into it. A couple more political ones to have on your radar. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Oh, okay.

I think that could be a popular one. Okay. And then Dr. Fauci. Oh, I didn't think about Fauci. Make it a couple's costume. Fauci, man. Dr. Birx as well. We talk in style.

Very easy to be Dr. Birx. You just need an Hermes scarf around your neck. I like that. And your hair pulled back, and boom, you're Dr. Birx. Man, I was thinking about going as Kushner this year. Yeah? Yeah, just a Kush. Sick.

Swagged out in a $4,000 suit. I got a few more for masks. Any of the ninja characters from Mortal Kombat? You got Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and Reptile. Hell yeah. Okay. Can we go to Three Ninjas? You ever watch that?

Dude, I love that. I love that movie. I'd rather go with Surf Ninjas. Watch out for my nose, dude. It's bad news already. I can't believe you've seen this movie. I used to watch it a lot when I was a kid. It was the one movie that I loved that my parents never bought for me,

so I would always have to watch it at a buddy's house. It's not like they wouldn't. There was no reason behind it, but I just always wanted to see it. It was so tight. I loved it. They just kicked ass, man. Yeah, they were sweet. You had all the candy?

It's like eating candy, dog. Yeah, they're sweet. You had all the candy? I mean, candy, dog. Looks like that wraps it up. That's my list. That gives us a lot to work with. Yeah. So inspirational. I had one in mind, and I think I told you all this in the group text, but it would require me to shave the stash, and I'm not ready to part ways.

What is it? It's NFL fan Rob Lowe. Yeah. partways what is it it's uh nfl nfl fan rob low yeah where he's just in the stands just wearing the nfl hat the generic chisel jawline just just no just rooting for a good game just hope both teams play hard so dumb what was the story but why did he have that hat he just loves he loves all the all the players loves nfl football it's, dude, it's a treat to be here and watch these two teams compete. He looks like a cop. Please check out 911 Lone Star. Straight up looks like a cop.

Yeah. It's just like, dude, how sketchy are you? He does have a jawline on him. Will, you could be a good Ted Lasso. Dude, finished it last night, man. No spoilers. I got one more episode. Finished it last night.

Cried twice. Did you finish Yellowstone? No. Or caught up on Yellowstone? I'm in season three. Finished it last night. Cried twice. Did you finish Yellowstone? No. Or caught up on Yellowstone? I'm in season three. Mid-season three. Okay. Yep.

Yeah, if you haven't started Ted Lasso and you just want to feel good and fuzzy, I highly recommend doing it. Yeah. I thought I was going to hate it. I will say the finale episode of the season has an absolutely absurd scene that kind of ruined the episode for me a little bit. And I was like, well, that's a little much, but okay. But other than that, great initial season.

Yeah. So, any other ideas here before we wrap this seggy up? No, that gives us a lot, man. Good. You're ahead of the curve on Halloween stuff. Well, now's the time to start thinking about it, you know? Yeah. It's October 7th.

Halloween stuff. Well, now's the time to start thinking about it. You know? It's October 7th. A lot of the stuff that you end up needing to order for Halloween costumes takes like two weeks

to get here. It's not just all easily available on Amazon Prime. Oh, you gotta prepare early. Hey, if you haven't already started planning your

Halloween giveaways and party options, it's too late. It's way too late. Way too late. Far too late. We'd be remiss if we let Barrett leave before this next segment,

so we need to knock this out with him ASAP. Cole Haan and Slack have officially collaborated. I hate this. Why? Randy, do you have a photo that we can put up on the screen for the people out there? Literally no one in the world was asking for Cole Haan to do a collaboration sneaker with productivity software Slack. And I like Cole Haan to do a collaboration sneaker with productivity software Slack. And I like Cole Haan's cash sneakers.

I have a pair. But these, what are they doing? It has a Slack logo on it. What do you wear with this? You got to think some sort of jogger. Like a Patagonia vest that has your company embroidered on the other side? Are these available to buy? Oh, yeah.

On the Kohan website? They are. That is shocking. The only people I can see wearing these is the people that work at Slack that got given them for free, and you're wearing them with your Bonobos chinos and a Patagonia fleece vest over a button-up, right?

That's the exact fit. This is Silicon Valley tech bro. What do you think you're paying for these? bonobos chinos and like a patagonia fleece vest over a button-up right that's like this is this is silicon valley tech tech bro what do you think you're paying for these 125 120 great guess yeah and and i mean like dylan said like i really don't have like you know the the colhan sneaker line it they make some moves they make some stuff that looks pretty good. But this kind of like – this sours the rest of the lineup, doesn't it? Yeah. They win Allbirds. Yeah. They kind of jack the Allbirds wave a little bit.

Yeah. Which everybody knows how much swag they have. Dripping. Just cannot stop dripping. Dripping. Maybe they're about to do a whole series of these, and the next one is going to have the Zoom logo. See, that would actually sell in 2020.

And then Dropbox. We need the Discord logo, whatever that is. Or the Twitch. Dude, the Twitch. We need some Twitch. Cole Hawns. I just don't get it. No one's going to buy these.

That's a kind of golf shoe looking, right? I got you some for Christmas that I was kind of holding on to. Take them back, dog. I don't want them. Why? It looks like Slack HQ ordered custom made these for their employees. Right. They're dropping them in a holiday

gift basket. And if I worked for Slack and they were passing these out, I would wear them on the only day required that we wear them in the office. Never again. I'm putting them in a box in my closet until the next time when they're like, everyone, we're wearing our Slack sneakers to this corporate retreat. Wait, why is no one wearing their Slack sneakers? In case y'all are wondering. Well, they're terrible.

They're unisex. Okay. And then there's going to be one guy in the office who just loves them and wears them every single day. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's like, hey, can I get your – what size are you? Can I get your – Yeah, I really wanted the blues, but they gave me the yellows.

Just truly bad. The Slack logo is objectively aesthetically pleasing. That's a good logo. It looks kind of tight. I like the old Slack logo more than I like the new one. You know what, Dave? I'm going to disagree with you. I don't really like the logo very much.

Look at those colors. Look at that. Call him the Slack Daddy. So what you're saying is that you're now in on these? Yeah. Please get them, Dave. Please do it. Dude, if we show up at your lunch and learn with these on

and then like a tray full of Schlotzky sandwiches, it's fucking over. You're about to lunch and learn. Well, I mean, I would love to talk about ROI wearing these things. Throw those in the cart and see if Honey pops up with a 15% off on Cologne, right? How do you know I haven't already? Yeah, Honey is definitely hooking you up there. Yeah, this is something that would get worn once and then just be a waste of closet space.

The one time being like up here and y'all probably wouldn't even notice. These might be good for just a Jared from Silicon Valley costume. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, now how about the Pied Piper logo on there? There you go. Now we're talking. Well, that logo kind of looks like something else. Swap the yellow out for a green.

Oh, they have a green. Yeah, they've got several different colorways on these ones. Get all four, Dave. Mix and match. Are there different colors? There's four. But they're all white. They're all the white with the other detail.

If you show up to my corporate retreat wearing those, though, I'm like, all right, this guy's legit. This guy loves productivity software more than most. I'm going to wait for the high tops to get released. Good call. I honestly don't hate these. Trying to cross somebody up in these? Yeah, I am. You do hate these.

No, dude. Dave. You know those are he of light, man. Cole Haan makes a great casual loafer. Is this part of the Grand Pro series? Yeah, they look like

Grand Pros. Oh. Yeah. What was like the quintessential out of college first driving loafer? Was it Cole Haan or

Johnston and Murphy? No, it was Cole Haan. Cole Haan. I think that's what I had. I can't remember the name of what those Cole Haan loafers were, but of college first driving loafer was it colhan or johnston and murphy that was colhan colhan's i think that's what i had i can't remember the name of what those colhan loafers were but it was they were ubiquitous the toe would get all scratched up yeah and like sometimes worn through and like everybody had the same pair of brown colhan driving loafers i have one pair of colhans and they look like cheap Gucci loafers. And people ask me, I'm like, no, these are Cole Haans that I got from my dad. These are not Gucci loafers that I've just beat to shit.

Cole Haan. Cole Haan, my dude. Cole Haan, my dude. What are those? What was that Twitter account? It was a it was a white cool white dad from the suburbs

or something like that yeah what are those oh Cole Haas my dude will you just start tweeting from that again I don't know I can't access it anymore

dude you can access it I'm pretty sure I can I'll try dude I just want to wear these and like walk in and like Brett sitting over there I'm like Brett

have you like set the deck out to anybody yeah dude like what's and like Brett sitting over there. I'm like, Brett, have you like set the deck out to anybody? Yeah, dude. Like what's the deal? Yeah. Just using all the generic business slang. I love it. Well, Barrett, thank you for joining us.

Thank you for having me. Always a pleasure. Very much appreciate it. Where can the people follow you? Where can the people subscribe to Club Cool? Give the whole rundown. Yeah, yeah. Follow the podcast on Instagram at Club Cool Pod and listen to it wherever you're listening to the circling back podcast.

Like I said, last week we did a whole, we, we had a whole segment about, about these hats that, um, you know, that we talked about a little bit today and,

we had some listener questions, had a great interview to, uh, the week before that, check it out club, cool podcast. And you can follow me personally at Barrett Dudley on Instagram and Twitter.

Hey, real quick. Do I need black jeans? And if so, what brand i get oh man uh there are a lot there are a lot of options out there but yeah i mean set me up i i think black jeans were on all my they're on my mount rushmore so i would tell everybody that they need them okay yeah all right we can uh we'll talk out yeah we can we can talk after. Okay. Yeah. Well, thank you. Appreciate it.

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Yeah, we got to get the New York City zone in here. We got to get the New York City Magic Bullet in here. I gave him the knock. He knows that. Oh, he knows what's coming. He knows what that means. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, this Twitter.

What's the story here? I think basically, Randy, if you want to toss it up there on the screen, the video screen. Oh, the video screen. New York PD has an active Twitter account. Later, Barrett. Love you, Barrett. And they like to tweet when they do something, maybe a big drug bust or something, or like there's an alert that people need to know on the Twitter.

Well, the NYPD 60th Precinct tweeted, 60 field intelligence officers apprehend an individual with this illegal firearm? Exclamation. Hashtag one less gun. And the weapon that required 60 field intelligence officers to apprehend appears to be from about three centuries ago. Yeah, this looks older than your 1912 piece. Yeah. Come on. Come on, take it.

Stick them up. Holster that gun. Stick them up. This looks like pre Capone era Chicago. This is early. This is like how the West was won. This is the first revolver ever made. I'm challenging you to a duel when I have this and I'm losing the duel. Yeah.

Do they even make bullets for guns like this at this point? What's the caliber of this bad boy? Like 69. Oh, wow. That's big. I don't know how that works. Can you use this in Call of Duty? I don't believe so.

No. How much to load that thing and fire it without knowing anything else about it because can't that i mean like i feel like that would explode in your hand why did it take 60 officers to apprehend the individual the streets the streets are safer today though that's all i know and for that i'm thankful hashtag one less gun i could see like a hipster just carrying this just to like look cool and then just like all of a sudden just getting tackled by 60 all right all right odds odds one of y'all get this tatted on your body i'm just not gonna do that why dude get it next just get it tatted um one in uh 200 really no not really uh The comments are amazing.

The replies are amazing. Was this John Wilkes Booth's? It doesn't fit in the palm of my hand, too. Like, it's tiny. It's a tiny lad. It's a little fella. You could smuggle that thing in somewhere if you needed to. Just saying.

You keister it? Is that what you're saying? Brett, you're a New York City guy. I mean, you ever seen somebody on the streets walking around with one of these on their hip? Not really. I can't say that I've seen anybody with a piece like this on the streets, but, you know, there's some people walking around holstering. In terms of pieces that you've seen on the street,

is this one a good piece or a bad piece? There's some solid pieces on the streets of New York. You call it the mean streets for a reason. If you step up to all the things, they'll start singing. What is up with those firing pins? It doesn't look like it's intact. The what? The firing pin that's just like this little cone?

Yeah, I don't really know. It's cocked. It's ready to sing. What do you mean? It's ready. It is. Let's go. It's ready to pop off.

People are just responding to the tweet with other just really old guns, and it's like, yeah, this is so stupid. tweet with like other just really old guns and it's like yeah this is so stupid like this is something that would it would uh find its way in the uh the the pawn shop in vegas what's that show called pawn stars like it's it's from it's from like 1840 that bald dude telling you like some bullshit about it yeah they can only they can only buy guns that are older than like like 1900 or something so i told the story on too much dip of my did you hear it my dad gave me a 1912 uh 38 smith smith and smith and wesson and um it looks like it's from like an alien uh planet compared to this like it just this looks so freaking old

there's no way this was a threat to anyone maybe pistol whipping somebody yeah i'm thinking this doesn't fire no chance i don't even know i don't know anything about guns this thing could be deadly and i wouldn't even know it i mean it if it's not deadly now it was at some point It's probably a 22. Probably a 22. I don't know about you. I'm your Huckleberry. Okay. He's doing Doc Holliday. I was doing Taylor Swift. We were doing a collabo.

Yeah. Like Slack and Cole Hawn. Tombstone, great movie. Great movie. Really like, not objectively good, but just a fun movie that I'll watch

whenever it's on. I need to revisit that soon. All-time, all-time Doc Holliday performance by, what's his name? Val Kilmer.

Iceman. Also noted a really good Batman that you guys were talking about on Monday's episode. Crushed it as Batman. One of the best Batman. Did not age well, it turns out.

Yeah, I think he's had some issues. Don't need to throw him under the bus. Well, you did. Yeah, that was pretty reckless of you. Iceman. I take it back. I thought he kind's had some issues. Don't need to throw him under the bus. Well, you did. Yeah, that was pretty reckless of you. I take it back. Man.

I thought he kind of had a comeback. He had a good quarantine. I hope so. I think he was doing Broadway for a time. Maybe he got a Peloton. Quarantine did him right? Yeah. He needed to cool his heels a little bit.

What does that mean? You never heard cool your heels? Nope. Put your feet up and just relax. Oh, okay. Yeah, like cooling. Cool your heels, man. You never heard cool your heels? Nope. Put your feet up and just relax. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like cooling. Cool your heels, man.

You never heard of that? No. I'm about to look it up, make sure it's an actual thing. Hey, Dave, can we confront this next segment? It's just called... Oh, yeah, I've got a question. It's just called Dave Has a Question. We were talking before we started recording, Brett, about...

He held the door for a gentleman i'll let you just tell it yeah uh sort of a mini steam here just like um david get over here there it is is a thing okay yeah i did not thank you dylan i need to i need to confirm it for myself okay uh so i there's you know there's there's two doors at 7-eleven on beat caves you know you can you can open both of them. So I opened the door for a guy. Yeah, which one? Wide open and, like, five steps away.

Like, a long time for the door to be open. Like, you're standing there as if you're the doorman. Exactly. Correct. The guy says, thank you, and just opens up the other side and goes in himself. In the age of COVID, global pandemic, he opted to touch rather than to give you the satisfaction. Of the open door. Yeah. Maybe because of the pandemic, he opted to socially distance by going through the other door and give himself about two or three feet more of space.

I think this guy's just maybe like a homophobe, and he didn't want to give another dude- Like, are you opening the door for me, man? I don't think so. That toxic masculinity you're about. Yeah, like, I opened the door for me, man? I don't think so. That toxic masculinity. Yeah, I can open my own door, bro. I had a young lady

one time tell me that she didn't need the door held for. Excuse me? I didn't know what to, I was so shook, I didn't know what to say. I wanted to be like,

I know you don't, but like, I was kind of just taught if someone's walking through a door and I'm right there to hold the door open. Patriarchy.

That's weird. It was like, It was at a time where there was some heightened sensitivity to women's rights and things like that. So I kind of understood why she had that mentality. But I did want to tell her,

hey, just trying to be nice, not really trying to demean you. I'll open it for anybody. Any gen dudes, all the time. All the time. But sometimes I think if I open it for a woman, lady,

I will hold it open and let her pass through. But sometimes if it's a guy, I will walk through first and then just like- Throw it behind you? Shit. The holding it open and passing through thing, it has like an air of like- Of like the- Mess it up?

Oh, hell yeah, Dylan. Like old chivalry. You don't have to call them old blatant. Okay. Dylan, chivalry. So this like you don't have to call them old like blatant okay so this brings me to my question i've had so our gym there's two doors to get in there's one that enters into like a little cleared out lobby and then there's the door to open it up and walk inside the gym and they're within 10 feet of each other two doors to walk through so if the guy in front of me holds it for me and does the full step back, lets me walk in. You better do it for him.

Am I obligated to do it to him? Because it just seems corny if I do. Oh, yeah. You have to. Like, oh, no, it's your turn. Let me return the... It's corny, though, right? It's protocol, man.

You got to. Because I didn't do it recently to a dude. I held it. I opened it and held it. I go, and he gave me the... Thanks, man. You know, you don't want to be too boisterous about it, but you're acknowledging that they did something nice for you.

And I was like, man, should I have just taken a step back and just opened it for him? I don't really know. I don't think you're obligated to do it. I can say that. Allow me. I do it every time. I think you are.

Okay. I understand I'm probably in the wrong here. Have you ever gotten caught at Matt's El Rancho holding the door for 20 people? Yes. And they think you're the doorman. People just file through. You're standing there and it's just a million people going through and they're like thanks, thanks. And you're like cool. I'm already going to wait an

hour and a half for a fucking table. And some people see you're doing it so long that they start making a joke about it. They're like oh yeah, door guy over here. But then there's that one guy that's like 25 people. He's like go ahead. There's finally a dad. I'll take over. I like, oh yeah, door guy over here. But then there's that one guy that's like 25 feet and he's like, go ahead. There's finally a dad that's like, I'll take over.

I'll take the next shift. And here's the problem. There's some older dude who's like, I got you, sorry. The door is so heavy that you don't want

to let go of it in somebody's face. Not that it would fly and hit them, but it's just like, it's a little bit more rude. send a kid into the main dining room.

It's a little bit more rude to let the Matt's El Rancho door go on somebody than a regular door. This ain't your grandma's door. It's like Omax Temple kind of shit on that door. It's huge. It's a great bit more rude to let the Matt's El Rancho door go on somebody than a regular door. This ain't your grandma's door. It's like Omax Temple kind of shit on that door. It's a great door, honestly. It's a good door.

Yeah, top tier door. Can I piggyback here? Will, you're an apartment boy with long ass hallways. Yeah. Somebody, maybe your neighbor perhaps, is walking towards you from like 100 feet away. I have the same problem. Dylan's an actual-apartment boy. What do you do?

I stare at my phone until like three feet away. The thing is, a lot of the time that I'm at my apartment, I will just leave my phone in my apartment. Oh, no. So if I'm going to go check the mail, get a package, let Rosie out, a lot of the time, if I have Rosie, it immediately, like, I just act like I'm like, oh, Rosie,

and I just talk to her. But if I don't have my phone, I just kind of like look up and down a million times, and I just act like I'm like oh Rosie, and I just talked to her But if I don't have my phone I just kind of like look up and down a million times and I just look really awkward I look down until you're about 15 20 feet away from the person then give him a subtle head nod And that's it only head nod you don't do my hate like I kind of let my face unless they say something first I'm like yeah, how you doing? I might start just yelling down the whole hallway from the second. I see them like what's up, dude? You should just wait and hit them with a Zah. Zah.

Zah. I like that you're going 7-11. What did you get today? Slippy? Celsius. Non-spot. You might want to take a couple days off. I'm just a little worried about how much Celsius you're getting. It's better than the Red Bull, but come on, man.

I just drink one a day. I need something, dude. Yeah, but imagine you're just drinking Fahrenheit's, man. You're just not a coffee guy, huh? No, I'm not. I've tried. I've really tried. I just, I don't like hot.

Man, the other day, Parks told me that for Christmas he wanted to get me a new coffee, a new coffee maker. Okay. He knows how much I'm into it now. What a guy. What a fucking kid. You know, he probably won't get you one because you didn't have any money. Yeah, I said, Marks, don't worry about it, buddy.

I told his ass, I was like, get a job, dude. Get you a new phone. Is that why he's trying to borrow money from me? He's just all heart, that kid. He's like, dude, I need $200 in cash, like, quick. I promise I'll get you back to sleep. Make my dad a coffee, baby. Is he pushing weight at school yet?

I told him no. I was like, is he dealing drugs? What do you mean? It could be drugs. It could be other stuff. Mechanical stuff mechanical pencils yeah no off the back of a truck that was a good one yeah our japanese exchange student brought some really nice mechanical pencils over from japan and like if he gave you one it meant that you were in with him it was that imported shit what an honor very damn very dope yokohama pencils i don't know

what these were they were they were baller i can can picture them right now. I can feel it in my hand. Okay, I want to look into this. I love a good, dope mechanical pencil. Well, I got a plug. Okay. Akuya's got you. Akuya? Mm-hmm.

Shout out. Parks said he's going to get you some pogs. I would love that. OGS or AWGS? OGS. Okay. Yeah, he told me he was going to get me an iPhone, too. I'm like, where are you getting this money from?

What? Yeah. He doesn't really. He opened up a credit card. They've actually got him a credit card. He doesn't fully grasp how much, like, things actually cost in the real world. It's funny. It's cute.

He's just like, how many dinosaurs is that? And he knows what money is, probably. Well, I mean, because, like. Yeah. How many dinosaurs could I buy with this? Yeah. Well, all his money's tied up in Bitcoin anyway, so... Yeah.

It's not exactly liquid. I'm excited to get him from school today. What's his 401k looking like? He hasn't started one yet. He's slacking. He told me, he's like, dude, my dad's setting my portfolio up and it's just trash.

He's like, dude, way too conservative. Yeah. He's trying to get aggressive on this investment opportunity. Get him a Bluetooth speaker. Get him a timeshare. I don't think I'm getting him either one of those things. Get him a boat. Ooh.

He's five. I'm going to plant a seed with him. Dude, your dad's been talking a lot about getting a boat. Dude, please don't do that. A lot about getting a boat. That's reckless. At least a jet ski. He can afford that.

We're not doing a jet ski. Jet skis are like $1,500. Yeah. You get a used one. Like a 98. Yeah, exactly. Hey, you want the vintage one. You want to look like a badass out there.

You want the neon one. I want the stand-up one, like a legit jet ski. What happened to those? Are those still available? Or are those for like competition? I think so many people died on them. Yeah. Yeah, I think they're definitely more dangerous.

But they're cool. I've never driven one of those. I'm more're just dangerous. I think so many people died on them. Yeah, I think they're definitely more dangerous. But they're cool. I've never driven one of those. I'm more of a motorcycle guy. Motorcycle? Yeah, you just sit down once. Wave runner. Yeah. Okay.

Queer This Weekend is fun. Yeah. This Weekend is presented by Robeck. Love that. Robeck. Sorry. It's all right, man. Don't apologize.

I do want to confirm the reports that I did wear Rosie's bandana sometimes. I had a very big sore on my nose after wearing my mask in the airport for so long the other day that I was like, you know, that I brought Rosie's bandana just in case, and I wore it around. Was it Roebuck? Yeah. The World Dodge one? Mm-hmm. That's tight.

Mm-hmm. They've got some beautiful new stuff out there. If you've been to their site recently, you know that it's Q-Zip season. It literally says that when you go to their site. And they have one that I can speak very highly of. Are you ready for this? Yes. Oh man, they added since.

Are you kidding me? Oh, the fog delay is my stuff though. It's a new fabric. It's so soft. It's just buttery soft, baby. It's so nice. Love that name. They've added some other ones. The Foggy Bottom, this little stripe, John. Dang. Foggy Bottom

boys. The muscle also hits. Their QZs have never been stronger. This is quite the lineup. Kind of like the Fog Delay. TBH. That's the one, Dylan, that's the one that I'm going to give you. Really? I can wholeheartedly say that I own it, but it's a size too big, so I'm going to give it to you, even though it's the softest, nicest pullover that I own, hands down.

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Go to Stella20 at Roback.com. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? I am very excited about this weekend. I'm doing two nights out at the ranch. Oh, dang. I thought you were going to say you were doing nothing. With Parks and with Stella. I can't wait.

Parks' little cousins will be out there. My stepbrother's kids. He didn't get to see them too much because they live in the Dallas area. It's just going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be hot but sunny. Hot, hot, hot. I can't wait, man. I'm so excited. Two nights at the ranch.

Yeah, it's going to be a good weekend. My sister and brother-in-law will be out there. They haven't been in a while. It's just going to be a good family weekend. You going to grill some shit? The smoker will be smoking. Let's just say that. The poppers I had when I was out there that one time were just so good.

I showed up with, like, pre-made bitch-ass poppers. It's like, get that one out there. My stepdad, he's a really good cook, and when he gets the whole family together, he likes to flex a little bit. So he just puts on these spreads. It's a little excessive. Don't feel bad about doing the pre-made poppers you get from H-E-B because those are good, dude.

I know. I just felt like such a wimp. I know. He just busted out some that looked like they'd been meticulously put together. Oh, yeah. No, it's definitely an alpha move, but the ones from H-E-B, if you're a little pressed for time or just manliness, it's worth it. I'm pressed for manliness at all times.

Same. Well, that sounds like a fun weekend, Dylan. I look forward to it, David. How about you? Well, you kind of know what I'm doing because you loaned me your pitching wedge, which I thank you for. I have a lot of good shots left in that pitching wedge. I haven't used many of them.

I was looking at the club face, and I didn't want to say anything about that a lot of heel shots huh um no come on man let's get real here do the podcast uh i'm going on a little golf trip to east texas frankston texas a little bit south of tyler texas um it is a i call it it's a golf resort but it's not like a resort in the it's just a a very nice golf course that has um little houses uh that you can rent out like lodges on it villas villas it's called uh pine dunes and um we played there last Honestly, we should go out here at some point. It's very affordable. It's not that. It's like an hour and a half from Austin.

And, yeah, me and a bunch of guys from high school and their golfing crew, they do like a deal where we go out there, we play Friday, set up teams, play Saturday, two rounds Saturday, then we do like a draft, and then we play a round for money on Sunday. That sounds like a lot of fun, man. This logo's a little spooky. Let me see. It's like a crow or something with like black and orange.

Very Halloween themed. Is that crow? Yeah. Are you looking at the right one? Frankston, Texas? Man, I don't know. Pine Dunes seems like a very popular name for a golf course. Yeah, there's going to be a few Pine Dunes.

This is definitely the one. Okay. Oh, yeah, that is pretty spooky. I might get a hat. You're going to get some merch. If you guys want some merch, let me know. You're going to get some merch. What else?

That's about it, man. I'm doing that. I lost my pitching wedge. That's why I had to borrow Dylan's. You could probably figure that out on your own. Didn't you break it over your knee after chunking one? No, I broke a window with it oh okay okay more on that once the situation's resolved i know people want to hear about that

brett well thanks dave uh going to h town this weekend playing golf on friday afternoon wow friday well friday twilight round whatever 5 o'clock tee time is considered. That's Twilight. Twilight. Playing golf on Friday and just hanging Saturday, Sunday. Doing some Houston stuff. I don't really have anything planned. Okay.

Okay. Spend the weekend with the Sigaud. I don't. No, we're not doing Sigaud, though. Are you here for that? Yeah. Oh, I was here. Yeah, I didn't miss like that. I missed one know i just to see you will oh that's it i don't hate an open weekend in houston yeah there's a lot to do weekend in houston yeah let me know if you need any museum

recommendations or anything i don't want to do museums i don't think why dude their district is dope uh i just i'm not like museum covid i'm not ready yet i feel like it's like a safe place isn't there baseball going down at Minute Maid? Isn't that where the – Oh, I think there is. Just saying. I don't think it's – is it open to folks? Oh, they're not letting any fans in?

Maybe they'll let you be one of the screen people that like – Yeah. Like in the NBA. We should have done – you know they did the cardboard cutouts and like they would let you submit a picture and they would put real fans. We should have done pixelated Brett. Yeah. From the frozen live stream brett that would have been good oh man that would have been good man i got nothing this weekend i gotta pinch my pennies after getting back from aspen uh yeah i've got absolutely nothing going on there's not even any

epl this weekend international break so i know you're kind of your schedule opened up as well dylan yeah we do have an F1 race this weekend, though, so I could be getting into that a little bit. I should mention that Texas OU is on Saturday. I know there's nothing on the line. These teams both suck, but I will be watching it, and it's always a fun day. Yeah, I kind of forgot about that.

This pretty much means that I'm going to get roped into going to one of Sally's friends' houses and having three beers while I watch the game. 11 a.m. kick. I hate when both of these teams are down because I'm accustomed to last year's Dylan when he's issuing proclamations and he is putting it all out there on Twitter. He's getting old takes exposed. I love that Dylan, too. Just getting embarrassed publicly.

Love that. Okay, yes or no, do either of these teams win the Big 12? That's a hard question. I'm going to say Texas has a good shot, but that's just because the Big 12 is trash this year. Okay. Like, I agree with that. I mean, TCU is, although not good, I know they beat Texas, but they're not a good team. Tech's not good. I haven't watched Baylor play yet. Baylor's offense looked absolutely dreadful. The worst I've seen in years.

I think Texas does win Saturday, but it's not going to be that normal O-U-N feeling for me because Texas just, you know, we've seen what they're doing. If you want more of the fire that we just provided, check out the Too Much Dip livestream tomorrow night, Thursday've seen what they're doing. If you want more of the fire that we just provided, check out the Too Much Dip live stream tomorrow night, Thursday night. We will be talking. We'll be doing a little football preview. We do our picks, NFL, college, some quick tips.

Check it out. It's a plug. Sick. It was very sick. I was reading something, and then I looked up, and you were smiling at me. This Pine Dunes logo is the right one, and I had no idea how badass it was. I kind of like it. I'm going into their pro shop, and I'm going to get some merch, so stay tuned.

I only play at courses that have good logos at this point. That's fair. It's all about the merch, dog. That's why we play at Kaiser. Yeah, Kaiser's just got the fire logo. Brett, do you have any breaking news for us? I know we're running launch, so I'll just keep it to one thing. As a matter of fact,

I do, Will. Two things. Would you like to go Buffalo Sabres or Austin Grand Larceny? Do I get to pick this time? Yeah, sure.

Let's do Austin Grand Larceny. Well, Dylan, have you heard about this employee of the Austin Public Library that is accused of stealing $1.3 million

in printer toner? I love this dude. That's quite a bit of toner. This dude was just scheming. How do you get that much toner? So much toner. Was he selling it on the low? The toner ranger over here.

Was he flipping it? This dude was flipping toner. No one's doing that. Literally no one's doing that. He's a legit toner plug. So here's what he was doing. He was an employee of the library. So he just had the credit card, and he was just swiping toner.

You were swiping? Getting it delivered to the library, and then like 7.30 in the morning, taking like four out of every five pieces of toner, taking it back to the crib and selling it on the low. To who? Where's this black market for toner? Like on eBay or what? To a toner resale company, it says here.

Oh, my gosh. What a dickhead. He's also put at least $18,000 of personal things on these credit cards, including but not limited to video games, virtual reality headsets, robotic vacuums, and a drone. Dude, this dude fucking rules. How do you get guys? I want to see this guy's basement. I don't know if I do. It turns out at some point between October 2007 and July 2019, at some point over that 12-year span, somebody was like,

that's a little more toner than we need. He got a little cocky with the toner. And then they started looking at the film, and it turns out he was taking the toner from the toner room, putting it in his truck, and bringing it back to the crib. Oh, you've been there that long, you know there's a camera in there. If you're on year 12, though, you're just like, I mean, does anyone care? After 12 years, you have to have the mindset of like, you know, I've been doing this for so long, someone has to know that I'm doing this.

Yeah. In 2017, he sent over 60 packages to a toner reseller over a four-day period. You can't do that. You've got to spread it out. That's reckless. Man, so he was just like a uh an illegal middleman yeah middle middleman well you gotta i wonder if he was pumping his profits back into the business buying toner on the low himself i'd rather steal isotoners sure my favorite glove

yeah so this guy uh rob what's his name shout out rob yeah that's tough what's he looking at give me give me a sentence range just doesn't sound good unclear hard to say unclear yeah i was looking i was looking for the uh like what is i don't know what that falls under i guess fraud should we pay his bail no okay no Okay. No, we probably shouldn't. Yeah, I don't think so. What's your Sabres news? Well, Sabres drafted last night. You already steamed today. You're not allowed to do it twice.

I know, but I'm going to steam again because they drafted just not a prospect that you picked with the eighth overall pick, Dylan. I'm sorry, man. You picked up Brendan Brisson at 29 for the Golden Knights. Dave got Maverick Bork. Maverick Bork. Will rocking with Lucas Raymond at four overall. Shout out Lucas Raymond. Big

Swede guy. And we picked up Jack Quinn. We is in the Sabres. And Jack Quinn was not even the best player on his team because the best player on his team went one pick after him, Marco Rossi. So you don't necessarily like to see the second best player on a team get picked before the best player on the team.

I'm sorry, man. Who'd the Knights get? Still got Eichel, though. Yeah, we got Eichel for now. Who'd the Knights get, dude? They got Brendan Brisson, dude. Brendan Brisson, obviously. Yeah, you knew that.

He's going to link up with Stone Man and Marcheseau. I love how much you love Marcheseau. It's my favorite name to say in hockey. Jonathan March or so. I've got some news, some Dave's breaking news. And I don't like to get political, but we now know who Ken Bone is voting for. Who? He said he was undecided again.

Drum roll, please. Bides? Randy, drum roll. Stop. I asked for it. Joe Jorgensen. Li. I asked for it. Joe Jorgensen. Libertarian candidate for president. Love a good throwaway.

I don't know what that does to any of our listeners. I hate getting political, but that's what Ken Bone is doing. Love a good throwaway. The Bone Man. That was very, very much the number one trending item of the day is that he called the debates a dumpster fire, but I didn't want to go down that road. Classic. I didn't want to go down that road.

Oh, hey, I'd go there. You think I'd give a crap? No, it's fine, Dave. You can go there. I'm a little more conservative. You think I'd give a crap? Man, this is one of the longest ones we've ever done. Dude, no one's doing almost 90 minutes on a Wednesday. Rogan's sitting there like, bitch.

Watch me work. Does Rogan take breaks? No. Sometimes he gets up to pee, right me work. Does Rogan take breaks? No. Sometimes he gets up to pee, right? Yeah. You know what I did today that I think I didn't mean to do? I think I let the beat ride for the entire intro. Oh, my goodness.

So I was looking over at the board, but I wasn't looking at that. I was looking just to make sure the levels were up. And then I saw you look at me, then I saw you put something down. Was that because you left it up yeah but that was way too far and i think i left i think i did a page on the dave ruff handbook and i just did a really really long intro yeah people like it sometimes hey had to make the announcement all right guys let's get out of here bye Bye. Bye.