Circling Back - Assassins, Polar Bears, and Meme Coins

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

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Alright, we're back circling back podcast Monday. My name is Will DeFriest to my left. David Ruff. I might be taking a break from Twitter. At least 24 hours. Come at D Carter Ruff. If you want to see what that would look like. Probably not much. Maybe a break from Instagram at DC. Ruff. If you want to find out what's up with that, I was talking to somebody this morning. I won't disclose their name.

We like to do a little political back and forth. This person informed me they're out of the loop because they're they they took a break from Twitter. I was like, man, I could I could do a day or two. So I might do it. I might do it. I reserve the right to change that I might not. Once you commit you don't have that you don't have that right anymore. So right. Let us know once you commit to it. Yeah, but then you just start chasing the dragon.

Then you find yourself on Reddit more. You find yourself like downloading Snapchat and shit. Chasing the dragon. Different ways to rot this brain. It used to just be this show. Now it's not. The show actually doesn't rot my brain. It's just Twitter.

The four tab, my four U tab has become quite problematic. Is it getting political? Yeah, but it's like. It's it's not just political, it's like it's fucking gross. Yes, it's it's like very vile political stuff. Like Nick Vile. Yeah, I didn't even know he was dipping into politics. Yeah, he dabbles.

He's he's kind of changed his image. I got a big Twitter follow. You guys ready for this? Speaking of Nick Vile, sounds like I brought up Nick Vile just to say this. I didn't. Was it him? Jason Tardick. Wow. I don't know where this came from. I don't know where he did. Yeah, he's a hot dude. He's one of my favorite Bachelor contestants, Bachelorette contestants, I mean. I don't know why he's following me.

The latest for you thing I'm getting served is these women who they show their bare breasts for like a split second. It's like, oops, you caught me getting ready. Then they cover it up real quick. And it's like an eight second video, but the first half second is a boob. You gotta be quick with the film.

So everyone, I assume just goes back and pauses it real fast to get a look. I don't do that. Not me. But I think it's an engagement play. And yeah, I don't know man. I don't know what they're doing. I wouldn't propose to one of these girls if they're putting their boobs on the timeline. Let's just say we have some differences. Hey speaking of brain rot, we've got the brain brat over here Dylan chivalry the brain brought right Okay, it's a hot dog. Okay. Yeah, man. I got so much going on I know what to talk about Lebron James over there Yeah

Can you can you explain to the people that you're not gonna be here the rest of the week and this is the only time? They're gonna hear your voice. This is the only time you're gonna hear my voice as I will not be here the rest of the week Like we'll just said yeah, I'm after've arrived this episode. I'm going home to finish doing laundry and pack and I'm leaving for my Europe trip. I'm getting picked up at three o'clock. I realized the other day that in five consecutive nights, I will be staying in five different cities. One of those, the fourth night is actually I'll be sleeping over the Atlantic

somewhere, which is tonight. I did St. George, Utah, Las Vegas, Nevada, Austin, Texas last night. Tonight I'll be sleeping, like I said, somewhere over the Atlantic, night five, Amsterdam, five nights. You're a nomad. I've never done anything like this before. That's crazy. Nomad Garcia Parra over here. She has baseball contracts.

And that's across, I believe nine time zones. Yeah. From Pacific to Amsterdam is seven hours from Austin. So what are you going to do to combat jet lag? I don't know. I'm going to take two early bird at about nine o'clock tonight. I'm gonna drink two glasses of wine and hopefully that'll get me tired. It sounds like it will. I wake up. Well, I wouldn't bring it in. It's only a nine-hour flight, which it feels like it should be longer,

but I wake when we arrive it'll be, 20 a.m. in Amsterdam. It's kind of the perfect flight. It kind of is, isn't it? As long as you sleep. As long as I get my night nights. As long as you get your, yeah. Get a nap in, buddy. Gotta get my night nights in.

I'm a little concerned about falling asleep. But I'm looking forward to it. Say something, Dave. You ever travel international with Early Bird or any kind of product that has THC? No, I'm too scared to. Should I be worried about that? I would just take it all on the plane.

You would what? I would take it all on the plane. Really? Mm-hmm. I heard of someone traveling to Mexico and they didn't take kindly to it, international borders and things of that nature. Now you got me a little concerned.

Okay. I think you're fine. Yeah. This is not legal advice, but- You can do it. I mean, around the United States, it doesn't matter. Lay person? But traveling overseas, they might see a gummy and get aggressive with you.

But they don't check my bags once I'm there. Yeah, they do. On the other side. Well, you go through customs. Sometimes you have to put it through a thing. Okay. That is customary. Good call, good call.

Okay. If they say anything, just kind of put your hand in your pockets and shrug and just, I'm a chill guy. I got one hand in my pocket. To do the Kevin James? And a bunch of gummies in my stomach. Yeah, have you thought about boofing? No, I haven't thought about that.

It's not something I've ever thought about, believe it or not. Okay, well, if you're trying to sleep on the flight home? Yeah, have you thought about boofing? No, I haven't thought about that. It's not something I've ever thought about. Believe it or not. Okay, well, if you're trying to move away, you know, you're not supposed to sleep on the fly home. I know you gotta

stay up, dog. I know that that's the long, that's the longer one. Yeah, you gotta be careful. I got twelve plus hours to Atlanta from Madrid and then obviously Atlanta to Austin. You're going to go to the university. Obviously, you landed in Austin. You're going to raw dog it. Can you imagine just raw dog? It's do Delta is

so good about just all the movies available to you. There's no way I'm raw dog. I'm going to I'm going to watch five movies. You could raw dog. What movie are you going to watch half of? I don't know. I got I got the boys tonight. What do you want

to watch? Don't ruin your trip like that. They're going to give up 40 points. The boys won't ruin my trip. I hope, hopefully a lot to Jamar Chase. I'm in the playoffs. You hear about this? I'm in a battle for last. I'm sorry. Or to avoid last mainly.

Oh, I don't want you caddying. They don't want me caddying. Yeah, they don't want you caddying. No, man. They need Dave out there. Hitting the golf shots. Randy knows. Randy's in the golf shots. Randy knows. Randy's in office golf shots are the worst.

They upset me. He's making a lot of progress. We have a single club in the office that people will just pick up and start swinging. And it's the closest item to the glass table we have in the office. This guy. There's going to be a day where somebody

comes down with their swing and just shatters this glass table. It is not gonna be me, cause I look every single time, make sure I'm very good. James, sauce almost broke. Oh yeah, he did. Well, if you break it, not only do you break the glass table, you break the two, what I imagine are expensive bottles

of vodka on the table that are also made of glass. We should also note that that table is not washed media property. It's property that defrees family. Oh, that's right. Oh, is it? Yeah, if like David Dillon breaks it, like it's all Gucci, water under the bridge,

Randy or Brett though, I'm gonna make you go find a piece of glass. The fuck is that? Why wouldn't they have to go find a piece of glass? Cause he's my dog. Here's a guy. Whoa, whoa. Okay, I'm not your dog?

All right, nevermind. Fuck you. What a fucking boy. Yeah, they invited me to their birthday parties, motherfucker. Oh, now here's a guy who didn't invite him to the birthday party. You dumb dog. I think I got invited last time.

I don't think I could go though. It was a very half-hearted invite though. I already invited you to my next one. You're the only one that's gotten an invite so far for my next one. Okay, I'll be there. Sure you will. Sure about that? You're the only one that's gotten an invite so far. Okay, next one. Okay. I'll be there. Sure you will. Sure about that. Not gonna invite me. I'll see. Hmm.

How'd coffee Friday go on Friday? Here's a guy who didn't watch Coffee Friday. You guys dragged me. It was good. No. Randy, did you drag me? Yeah. No, I thought we would talk about your tweet more. But we, Coffee Friday is essentially just a tangent after tangent and we got off of it very quickly. I watched for a few minutes, then I had to go. We said that your toothbrush tweet about it being like a little pleasure to not brush your teeth occasionally

before bed, it all depends on what you ate that night. Yes. Yeah. Like if I had a bag of Skittles and some red wine, I'm going to brush my teeth. or bed, it all depends on what you ate that night. Yes. Yeah. Like if I had a bag of Skittles and some red wine, I'm gonna brush my teeth. Right. Well, you know, if I eat clean salmon and like, you know what, just as a little treat,

I'm just gonna not get out of bed right now to brush. Or like a pulled pork sandwich cause you got it all up in your teeth. Yeah, something like that, sure. Yeah, one of my buddies changed the way that I looked at everything in life when he told me that like he had flossed for the first time in like a week and there was a piece of steak in his teeth and he hadn't eaten steak for about a week.

And he was like, now I floss every day because he's like that piece of meat was just chilling in my mouth for a week straight. Chelsea's a daily flosser, and it's really influenced me to floss more. She doesn't do that. She's flossing. Talking about the dental version. What if you had corn? That was not a good one.

That was not a good corn. Do it, come on, do it. A boom, pop pop, pop pop, boom, pop pop. A boom, drop the ping, boom, boom. I miss this clearly. Yeah. You didn't. Well, you didn't watch TRL back in the day.

Come on player. It's a meme. I did watch TRL. Here's a guy unfamiliar with the meme. It is. I don't know the meme. Brady sent me one yesterday, didn't he? Yeah, I did.

It's pretty good. Hey, if you haven't ordered anything for your loved ones for the holiday season, washmedia.shop. They've got some hats right here. We gotta move some of these hats. We bought too many. We have a few left. We bought too many.

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that they're out of inventory just to fuck with Dylan. What? I'm just kidding. I gotta go count everything again. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. I gave one to Gordo for his birthday and I gave two to James, one for his cousin who is in town who loves the show and then one for him. He probably won't ever wear it. I threw on a way. Are you being for real? No, no, that's true. Made all true Made all that shit up straight up lied to you. I'm gonna go count everything. I don't trust you guys We might have a weird patreon schedule this week because we have noted former producer Micah Joining the program tomorrow. I hesitate to

Pigeon hole him into an exactly five minutes because I feel like we just got to let the boy run Yeah, I think we should we should just run a show with him. Yeah, he's got a he's got a couple segments that he's already pitched to me I'll be honest. They don't sound that good, but I have faith that he'll figure it out. Randy's got a potential segment I'm already dreading that I'm already dreading when Micah rolls in and he's like I'm gonna shout out the backers in my office and then he takes ten minutes to talk about these same three dude No, I'm sure they're great. But it's just like Micah. how many times you got to shout these guys out of them rock be a D man Look give them a rock and let him run with it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm youtube.com Circling back and as always washed dot sub stack dot com for all your Friday newsletter needs

But without further ado, bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, bro, bro, there's a crazy event happening. Let's just go have fun and then go. David Wardrollers, let's go! We are coming! Recapping this weekend in fun presented by our friends over at Early Bird. Early Bird gummies are a recreational hemp product that contain around two and a half milligrams of natural THC and around 12 and a half milligrams of CBD in each gummy. They're formulated for fun and to make you feel good. You can take these things anytime you want. I mean, my weekend legit was somewhat sponsored by our friends over at Early Bird because the second we touched down, Sally was about to go get a massage and she's like, I'm taking half of an early bird. You want that other half? And I said, yes, I do player. Oh man, you know what? Texas could use some more touchdowns. Sports humor, sports show.

When I travel, I make sure I have at least one for my returning trip as I take one as I'm about to board. Dylan, you G-A-T-O-O got to. I just get nice and cozy back there at row 23 wherever I am and just settle in. Are you row 23? That's the cranking row. Last night I was, actually I had a pretty decent row

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Don't ask, I wasn't even gonna ask because I love what Dave is doing. This is my humorist pose. He's intent on listening. Yeah, I went to Utah. I did a lot. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna hit the highlights. I went to Utah to meet and visit Chelsea's family who lives in St. George, Utah. and visit Chelsea's family who lives in St. George, Utah. Beautiful little area. We did Zion, did a little hike in Zion National Park. Beautiful, my goodness. It looks bomb. I've never done, I've only flown through Utah.

I've never spent any time. Zion's beautiful, man. Out on the court. When he's even there. Really enjoyed that, but the highlight was just getting to meet her very lovely family. Boo, tell us about Zion. I'm looking up St. George on a map because I was unfamiliar with the location. We flew into Vegas and drove two hours from Vegas. It's the closest big airport. What's that drive like? It's two hours of desert. Actually, when you get closer to Utah or to St. George, Utah,

it's very, very mountainous. And you drive kind of through a canyon to get there. It's incredible. It's actually really a really pretty drive once you kind of get out of the Vegas area. But yeah, like I said, the highlight was just sitting in the family, man. I did see the sphere, didn't go in it.

Try and talk about the family. Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, they were very welcoming and I think they might even like me. So that's big too. And on the way out, we did a stop in Vegas because we decided since we're flying out through Vegas, we're going to do one night there. So I went there and watched the SEC championship game. Didn't go like I wanted it to, but that's okay. Got a nice seating in the playoff. So

can't really complain too much. You throw any bones? I didn't throw bones. Come on. You put any bets down for your, uh, played a little horns. Yeah, I lost 80 bucks in the game and then a couple hundred more on the, on the tables. Was 80 year unit. Yeah, just one. Were they showing the all 22 at the sports? No, it didn't do the 22.

I almost left because of that. Yeah, I get it, I get it. It was honestly an excellent, excellent trip. I have no complaints whatsoever. It was just a great time, man. And then got back last night, we had a little delay, got back last night, immediately went to go pick up parks because I haven't seen them, obviously I've been out of town.

I'm not going to see them for the next six days. So I needed to get my parks and Stella fixed, which I was able to do. So that was nice. And yeah, I'm about to get back on a plane. So- Can I have Stella for the week? She's gonna stay with Chelsea.

Oh. Chelsea and Shrek, that's her dog. Shrek. Shrek. They've never seen it. I know. I'll watch it on the plane next time I'm on one. Okay've seen it obviously in Shrek. That's her dog Shrek Shrek. Dave never seen it. I'll watch it on the plane next time I'm on one.

Okay, you should. Alright, just lay off me. Get off Dave's back dude. Dave, what about you man? I'm going to fly to Utah and do some Durfin. What's Durfin? Did you do some Durfin? I don't know what it is so I can't. Yeah, I wouldn't commit to

Durfin yet. I don't know what it is either. I'm obsessed with looking at the map of Utah because like I dudes rock. There's like a lot of cool ass like national or state parks. You drove through Arizona for like 20 minutes to get there.

It was yeah. I'm unfamiliar at that part of the country. Yeah. It's Durf City USA. You know what I'm saying? Everybody going now you got the Beaver Dam. Oh, we went to a swig. You guys hear about Swig. Oh yeah. Tell me about your swig. You know what swig is? Yeah, the guy from Old Row. That's not. What a callback. So

swig is so it's Mormon country and they don't do uh they don't do caffeine I guess. They don't do alcohol so they gotta get their fix in. They love sugar. So, swig is just a soda shop. You go there and you get these things are like dirty, like dirty sodas. It sounds like your health. No caffeine. Yeah, I don't there's like there's a loophole somewhere. I don't know.

We're gonna have to review the tech. There's a lot of we've learned there's a lot of loopholes. Yeah, so we went we went to Swig just because we got it. Barrett said we got it we had to go. He watches some documentary about Mormons or some show. The Secret Lives of Mormon or whatever it was. Yeah, something like that. They do some TikTok. They do some soft swinging. You know what that is?

I can imagine. A lot of making out, potential Durfin. Spice and Durfin. Yeah, but Swig was funny. You go to Durfin USA. I got a Diet Coke with had coconut cream and lime and something else. And then they just they trick up the sodas. And it's the these are really popular. Wait, do they just not have coffee shops? They do. Because there are also non Mormons who live there. But

it was it was a trip. Do they serve them with koozies? I don't know, dude. We'll talk about that later. I don't know dude. We'll talk about that later I've got a question. Yeah Is it brand name sodas? So like you order a coca-cola and they just fucking trick it up Yeah, like the one the one I got was called the founder Was it like like I said the Diet Coke with?

The coconut cream and the lime and something else. He got the crock, dude. Did you immediately go to the bar and steal that guy's wine? The most popular drink they said is called the Texas Tab. Okay, how did you not get that? It was, it had Dr. Pepper, which I think is from Texas, I think that's why it's called that. Go and get your Tab off.

I wanted a Diet Coke. It's probably from Wisconsin. They were just taught that. Chelsea got the Texas Tab and it was good. That's what I like about Texas. Tab. Tab. Texas tab.

Anyway, Dave shoot. You got old toadstool hoodoos. What's that? It looks like a mountain range of sorts. I am obsessed with Utah. No. Zion's great. If you get a chance to go to Zion, I wouldn't pass it up.

Yeah, dude. Holler at me next time you're out in Bryce Canyon National Park. Yeah. What did I do? Bryce Canyon five-star. Yeah, that is a good name. Friday evening. I'm gonna name drop in this segment, Will. Yeah, I meant to name drop in this

segment, Will. Yeah, I I meant to ask you about this earlier but I forgot to. I had a I had a few cold beers. Hoss with with Tron and DJ Pie of the No Laying Up podcast. Did DJ ask about me? We did. We talked about you. I met Pooch. I'm jealous you met Pooch. He follows you on Twitter. He's a fellow Manchester United fan. That's right. That's right. We talked a little ball. They're staying at the South Congress Hotel

for Big Randy's event. Hopefully that's public. I think so. Yeah, they posted. They were posting. They were posting. Shout out to him. I love South Congress Hotel. Might be my favorite. It's a top five bar in town. It's definitely my favorite hotel bar in town. They have a great happy hour deal where you can get a week's worth of hummus for about $5. Is that right? Yeah, Dylan, this would interest you. Yeah, where are you at? It applies to the food. And if you order a thing of hummus, Sal and I were like, we can't eat all this hummus right now. We took it home and we're just eating it for like a week. Sounds like a lot of hummus. It was great.

Oh, yep. It was a tough weather weekend. Kind of stuck indoors all day Saturday, rainy and very cold out. What do you say? Do we get pissed on? We just, it was like a constant like uh you ever been in a bad shower when like there's just low pressure? Yeah. It's just kind of every single day. And it's kind of, yeah, feels like you're getting pissed on. Yeah. Well, it was like that outside so we didn't leave the house. So, I had, I was inside with a one-year-old which by the way, we didn't leave the house. So, I had, I

was inside with a one year old which by the way, happy belated to uh Sammy. Major shots. And then road, my my older one who will be four uh soon. He uh he didn't really get to go outside. So, we basically were trying to make

the best of it inside. Lot of pent up energy. Uh made for some some moments in the house. Uh trying to watch, trying to keep track on the on the ball games i think i did a pretty good job everybody knows my ponies uh they didn't get the job done but they did get the nod uh you know my my horns they didn't get the job done we got the we got the the nod though a favorable favorable track to the uh the natty um my ballor Bears are going to be facing my LSU Tigers. A lot of teams in Houston. And then my Texas State Bobcats will be facing T-Mans, North Texas Mean Green in the first responders bowl in Dallas. And we'll be going to that game actually. You respect the first responders.

I do. They respond first. What else? Where'd you have beers? South Congress Hotel. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And it wasn't just beers. I had, uh, they don't do Guinness at the South Congress Hotel. She said we might have them in the back. And I was like, don't do that. Don't do that. Just give me a Lone Star. So I did a Lone Star. And Tron again, name drop at TC is what I call him. He was, he was. He was ordering some cocktails off the cocktail menu and he ordered something and he goes, what do you want? I'll go, I'll get whatever you have. Came back with this, it felt like a Paloma

but like a SoCo hotel Paloma. It was delightful. Okay. Wasn't completely ready for it. I don't typically drink those, but Saturday rolls around. Saturday was a one pint of Guinness and one early bird and then watch Lioness kind of night. Sounds great.

I fucking love that show. That show rules. I don't care. I don't know anything about it. I don't. I'm not even heard of. Yeah, it's good. Okay. Honestly, not a bad idea to start. If you get to a point, it's on Paramount. In 10 seconds, what's it about? CIA and her team of special forces people, it's Zoe Zaldanada, what's her name? Zaldana. You got two seconds.

And she's got a undercover person that she's in charge of trying to infiltrate a terrorist cell or a terrorist financier. Zoe Zaldana. Zaldana. Okay, thank you. What I'm trying to tell you, Sash. Very nice looking.

Yeah, yeah. If you haven't had a period of your life where you have a crush on Zoe Saldana, then you haven't seen a Zoe Saldana movie. Here's a guy who's seen a Zoe Saldana movie. Randy's just got, I'm that guy. Look at Randy. I'm looking up who Zoe S what it is. I'll Okay. What else? She's a Gamora, isn't she? I don't know, Randy. Oh. She's green in that movie. Oh, hey.

This one. Is there any other reason where she doesn't play a reptilian creature? Just watch, dude, just watch one episode. It's pretty good. She is very pretty. It's very easy to watch. Sunday.

Pretty low key. Pretty low key. Pretty low day was a build up to watch Yellowstone. Oh yeah. The pen ultimate. Everything you did was a pregame. Look, you guys want to know who we had in Yellowstone? Some some cameos.

Yellowstone's the the the king of cameos. Turnpike, Turnpike a surprise performance. They're playing a little show out at the ranch. Which I learned is on your Spotify rap top five. Oh, this dude listens. Oh, you were here, oh. Listen to Wednesday's episode. We need to get yours.

I don't know if we need to, but. Number one is Mount Joy. There you go. Number two is Zach Brian Brian also on Dave's. Don't try to shift. Chris Stapleton was number three. Stape dog. And I don't remember what four and five were. And I don't really. Yeah, I don't really like what fucking Stapleton did. His stuff with steel drivers is actually better.

Sorry, somebody said that to me one time and I haven't forgotten it. What else? That's it. Oh, also Bella Hadid was weirdly in it. And then I found out Bella Hadid is dating a cowboy, a Mexican-American cowboy and they live in Fort Worth. So naturally Taylor Sheridan's like, well, we gotta get them in the show.

Not only that, I'm not only gonna get Bella Hadid, she's gonna be my girlfriend in the scenes I'm in. Of course, why not? She's very hot, I think that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Beth, Beth, a real firecracker in this episode, folks. Well, that's no- I always thought I would die, Jamie. Remember when I said I was gonna kill you?

I'm still gonna fucking kill you. Well, you just beat me to it and just kill yourself. Look, you read the script and it's like Christmas morning, Jamie walks in. They've gotta mix it up. Fuck you, Jamie. I fucking hate, we all hate you, Jamie. Jamie, did you try to kill our dad?

I'm gonna fucking kill you every fucking year. Do us all a favor and just fucking kill yourself. He might. The actual actor might. Next time he goes in for a script read, he's like, dude, this is on. On. I'm actually a good actor. He was an interstellar. He was good. Kill him off. And he's like, thank God.

Tired of this. At this point, his character is just like Voldemort when he's just like the little baby Voldemort like uh you know, Will doesn't get that reference. Okay. It's just been emasculated so hard. Anyway, Will, go ahead. Beat that buddy. Uh Sal and I went to Tennessee. Uh I don't remember the name of the city we're in. Walland. Walland, Tennessee. Tennessee is a beautiful state. Do people underrate Tennessee? Maybe Maybe I drove through a significant portion of it as we missed our connecting flight in Atlanta

Never what you want on a trip where the next flight is going to be about 30 minutes Did the four-hour drive instead? Uh, but we arrived. It was good. We had a very good time. Um some notes I'm all in on eating lamb. Lamb's good. Like, it's as new in my life in 2024. I wasn't a big lamb guy before. Daddy likes a lamb chop. Yeah, daddy's been liking some lamb chops and I ain't talking the PBS programming. Don't get the reference but yeah, I'm on board. Billy Bob Thornton over here called lamb man I did a did a little tour of this farm and Got to meet some truffle hunting dogs. Fuck. Yeah, that was sick. What kind of pubs? They are Italian water dogs So I spoke to him solely in Italian. They're cute. My favorite one's name was note He he looked just like Rosie but shrunken down in hypopolyogenic. Oh, these are cute little fuckers.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Sally might have put our name on a list for one down the line. Probably not what I'm needing in my life right now. Trying to find some local trucks. Yeah, yeah. Trying to get some trucks. Seeing if there's some truffles in our backyard. One of the highlights of my trip was that we went into this room to watch the SEC Championship game. They said they would be playing it in a certain room. Went in, saw that the TV was situated over

the fireplace. Obviously, I took complete control over the fireplace. There were two other people sitting in there, an older couple from Funky Town, Fort Worth area. And he was wearing a burnt orange pullover There are a bunch of Georgia fans that were also trying to watch the game But they didn't want to watch it with us Texas Longhorns fans. So they went into the side room Are they nice about it? No, no, they weren't they were very contentious. They didn't enjoy talking to us at one point I thought they were ahead of us by like ten seconds and so I walked into that their room to see where the TV was because I didn't want offsetting cheers going on and

Like the look that they gave me when I walked in just to make sure that what they weren't ahead of us They were like what the hell are you doing in here? And I was like, okay, like I'm just I I can be nice about this maybe because I'm not super invested but invested enough What was your attire? At that I was simply simply wearing some blue jeans, some boots. Oh yeah. And a nice gray sweater.

I didn't have any burnt orange. I ended up buying a burnt orange hat from the hotel just to get a little school spirit in. But that was kind of fun. We made friends with the older couple. We spent like, I mean, we spent four and a half hours with them, just absolutely mobbing. And yeah, I don't know. Other than that, we did a wine tasting. That was kind of fun.

And I did a whiskey tasting, which I did not need. I need to show someone if we have any whiskey experts out there, I need to show someone the bottles we were drinking because I didn't know anything about anything. Any dust on it? I didn't appear to be much dust on these bottles we were drinking because I didn't know anything about anything. Any dust on it? There didn't appear to be much dust on these bottles brother. What's inside though? Oh we!

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And I did the, they have different broadcasts that you can dial into. I did the one that does all the plays from behind. You can usually see all 22 players. And then they had like the names of all the players underneath them. It was a great way to watch the game. I want to do this every time now. I love this team, brother. I love this team.

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What murder? That video is also on the timeline a lot this weekend. I saw that used in this story. I don't think there's been a man hunt like this since the Boston Marathon bombing. But the biggest difference here is that I don't think most people want this guy to be found. We have such good pictures of this dude's face. Yeah, but they're all different, dude. Okay, I've been out of town. I have been following super closely. So how about you catch me up with it? Okay, so obviously after the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot in cold blood

in the middle of the street in New York, they then came out with a picture of him flirting with someone at Starbucks, I think it was. And everyone's like, oh, this guy's kind of hot. They get a lookalike contest in New York this weekend for him. Why do people fall in love with these killers? Like, dude, the Boston Marathon bomber, he had a whole fan club. Oh yeah, the guy that shot up the movie theater in Colorado had like a huge following of girls on Tumblr

that were like hoping that he would be freed. What is wrong with people? It's like he shot people in a movie theater. Yeah, you can't bring them home to the family. I've got breaking news. Authorities are questioning a man in Pennsylvania in the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson. It's hot off the press.

Hot. Then there was a bunch of other photos released that might, that just honestly looked different than what he looked like in the first photo. Someone pointed out the jacket was even different. Yeah, they found his backpack in Central Park and it was filled with Monopoly money. Nah.

Which is, I mean, this guy's dialed in. Would it have been the most cocky thing in the world for a murderer like this to show up to his lookalike contest in New York City? Yes. You look just like the gunner. Dude, you win, dude. I know, I know, right?

People keep saying. Didn't Chalamet do that or whatever? Chalamet showed up. He did. Charlie Chaplin. Ball-Know-er Chalamet, that is. He had a day. Dude, he knows Ball.

Seriously. Yeah, the TL glazing Chalamet was delightful. He came prepared. My tweet went semi-viral. I missed it. Oh, I said I did a six leg Timothy Sharla parlay. Oh, that's good. You get it?

That's good. You get it? I like it. Yeah, Texas ruined it for me. Yeah, they lost, man, I know. Watched it. Have you ever seen someone get murdered like this and then have the entire world,

at least most of the world support it? It's really weird. It is weird. It's creepy. I don't think that guy deserved to die. Nah. Nah, he's got a family. People aren't really happy with healthcare in general.

I think that's the bigger issue here, David. I'll hop on that boat. You had some solutions. People typically, I've got a concept of a solution. Universal, healthcare. Is that it? Single payer, we gotta have single payer. Anyway, thanks Bernie.

Won't be seeing you again. I couldn't tell if you were talking Bernie or, I thought you might've been doing RFK for us. That was classic. That was classic burn. You just made that that impression you're not going to be seeing again. Oh yeah. Bernie's not going anywhere hopefully but I know I yeah the impression he that character will be workshopped and probably just recycled and turn into something else. No people aren't happy with uh

you'll be shocked insurance companies, United being one of them. I've been a United couple, I had United for a time, probably denied a few of my claims. But yeah, this one was funny because, not funny, well, this one, looking at the TL, you're like, oh man, oh damn, the video's out there. And then you get to look at the comments and you get like, gun guy. Oh my God, dude. Gun guy, like, well, here's the deal. This is why it probably wasn't a professional.

Dude. This is why it was a professional. Look at the way, look how calm he is when the gun clearly jams. And then you get other, actually it didn't jam. This is actually how the gun, you're just like, all right, well, this is what I get for being on X. There were so many gun guys this weekend just explaining why he, why he wasn't a professional killer. Oh, I will, I'm very much on TikTok and getting those gun guys explaining it. They're like, no, if he was a professional, we wouldn't even have seen him. Like, okay, that's

a great point. I mean, it's a, it's a point, but I still think that like, if this is your shot, you got to take it. If you're, I mean, if you're trying to kill the guy. Right. You know? I mean, it's a point, but I still think that like, if this is your shot, you gotta take it. If you're, I mean, if you're trying to kill the guy. Right. You know? I mean, there's clearly a lot of stuff about this that the guy wanted to leave. He wrote defend, defied, depose on the bullet casings. What did I say?

Defy is not that, which has to do with like a book about healthcare. And then the monopoly money in the backpack. He clearly probably even knew that that camera was there. Like he wanted to be seen. Yeah. I, he, this was a cocky assassination. You want to know, uh, something whenever I hear monopoly money, I don't know why.

Maybe it's just like the time period where I was playing monopoly, but in this other game, but I just want to do Mario voice and go up Monopoly, even though it's very separate. But realistically, the Monopoly guy doesn't talk like Mario. He's more of just a, ha, that's how the Monopoly guy would talk. That's got a monocle. Does he have a voice?

Huh? Yeah, I don't think he talks, man. No, but you can imagine your head out. If he were to talk that way. How do you think he would talk? He doesn't have a monocle. Ooh. Whoa.

Nelson Mandela. This is one of the Mandela fights. I acquired some property called Boardwalk. This what? This guy has no backbone. He doesn't even project. I'm seeing a monocle. You guys got a monocle. Sick. In a lot of these he doesn't.

No, he doesn't have a monocle. He doesn't? Surely he has a monoclele I think there's conflicting reports okay yeah Mandela fact man he's not a monocle guy he's a cane guy decent can't say came very mid and that's fine canes would just be annoying to have to use like all the time you know gotta carry him everywhere I had to use one in ninth grade when I had a planner's wart laser removed from the bottom of my foot.

Kept me off the golf team for a semester. I'm sorry. It was very painful. It's very large too. Planner's warts are not fun. Yeah, can I see the scar? It's really not one. It's grown back.

How'd you get that scar? What if that was what the joker's bit was? They're like, yeah, I guess I want to see the scar. He takes his boot off and shows him the bottom of his foot. They're like, oh, stop. All right. Just take the money. Jesus. Get out of here. What's your name? The joker? Fuck. Have you heard the name that they've given this guy? No. The adjuster. That's what TikTok is calling it. Dude, that's not- The adjuster.

I'm not glorifying anyone's death, but that's good. TikTok very much is glorifying his death. What did I miss from my assassin recap that you've seen on Tick Tock? Because I feel like you've probably seen some more shit. The gun was, from what I've been told, a World War II spy gun that was remade to make even, so it was really silent.

Some type of very rare spy gun. Then people were saying that like it jammed while he was doing it, but he clearly knew how to immediately remedy that because he had trained with it enough before that he could just like roll on or he was just so well versed that it was like not a big deal.

He did seem so just calm, cool and collected. Just cold blooded. Well, it happened and I was like, we're not gonna see the video of this. And then by lunch, I sent David text and I mean, I was so just calm, cool, and collected. It's cold-blooded. Well, it happened and I was like, we're not going to see the video of this and then by lunch, I sent David

text and I said, hey, have you seen the video of this? Did he double tap him? Uh I think it was three. I don't know if he double tapped it. No, did he walk up and like. God guy. It was like an SEC D lineman just taking down a quarterback and

celebrating afterwards. We should have seen this coming from this guy. The signs were all there. I mean, after all he did stay in a hostel. You're saying, okay. Uh-huh. Do you get it? Yeah. Yeah. You just biked away. Yeah, he hit the city bike. Was it an e-bike?

I think so. Yeah. Dude, we were just in Central Park too. Dude, that could have been us, man. I know. We could have rubbed shoulders with him. That could have been us. Yeah.

I don't think we were a target. I think it was the CEO of United. You might have been. You're a real estate professional. It's true. Man, that's a fair point. It's true. That's a fair point. Will's a land man. Okay.

Can you tell us about the polar bear attack? Was a polar bear trying to shoot someone with a silencer from World War II? How do we know that? The gun thing, I'm sorry. The reason I knew about this story, it was one morning and I was in Utah, and Chelsea's mom asked me, she said,

I have a question for you. I said, what's up? She said, if a polar bear attacked my daughter, would you jump on the polar bear's back? I didn't know anything about the story. I was like, well, that's a random question. I was like, I was having fun with it. I was like, I don't think I would, no.

Turns out this actually did happen in Canada. So you look like a shit head. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, turns out a polar bear was approaching a woman in, what did this happen? Somewhere in Canada, doesn't matter. And her husband, good guy, hopped on his back, a freaking polar bear.

Yeah, I've got some questions. He got messed up, but he's okay. He's going to be okay. It says non-threatening injuries, non-life threatening injuries to his arms and legs. And then some dude pulled a blicky out and lit him up a little bit and it died in the woods later on, apparently. This person says, if you're attacked by a polar bear, definitely do not play dead. This is a myth.

Fight as long as you can. I just don't know if I have that dog in me. A polar bear? I need to know like the dimensions, the size of this thing, full grown. Did he backpack this polar bear? Just straight up, just hop on his back? Thought you'd Johnny Banana him? I feel like it didn't go down like this. I feel like it's being like re like they're kind

of like, all right, let's make it sound a little tighter. Like I jumped on his back because there's no fucking way if it had already attacked his wife, the wife's gonna have like more like you don't survive that. Like unless if a polar bear is going after Alyssa, what like what are you doing? It's a fight. No one's gonna win. Throwing him a Coca-Cola. right? If he a polar bear is going after Alyssa, what like what are you doing? It's a fight. No one's going to win. Throwing him a coke. I'm throwing him a swig. What's the

commercial? I just, he put a rose in the barrel of the polar bear's gun. or no, you hand the the the officer a Pepsi. You, we hand him a Coke. A Coke. Yes, like will. Because polar bears love Coca-Cola. That would be your solution, give him some Coke. That's the last thing we need. I mean, I would do something,

I can't promise you I'm gonna jump on its back. That seems like a death wish. It's a freaking polar bear. It's the most dangerous predator out there, right? They look so bad ass when they've got blood all over them. They're so sick. Yeah, Diddy's more dangerous. Allegedly.

I don't see any polar bears in jail. You can't sell to keep them in. No. I adopted a polar bear at the San Diego Zoo. I'm one of many adopters. Did you take care of it too? No, I just paid like 50 bucks one time. That's good for you, man.

What? Would that kind of be like a polar bear being in jail then? A little bit, yeah. A little bit. I don't you, man. What? Would that kind of be like a polar bear being in jail then? A little bit, yeah, a little bit. I don't know, man, zoos, they protect endangered species. You know, they help animals who might not be able to exist in the wild. They give access to people like us so that we can see that. I'm not coming at zoos.

So that we can see that these, what the circle of life is really like, Randy. I think there is some value to zoos, even though they do kind of jail animals. I'm famously the only one that went to the Central Park Zoo when we went to New York. Hey man, when I'm in that city, the whole thing's a zoo. Ha ha ha ha.

Come on. Put your fucking cup down. I thought the crowd was gonna like that a little more. Put your cup down, dude. Crowd's tough. Yeah. They didn't particularly like that. I'd sing that Alicia Keys Jay-Z song, but yeesh, not the time for that.

I hate what you're doing. But that's none of my business. Yeah, this is bullshit. I like Dave's take here. Why'd they have to kill the polar bear? I mean, this happened in Northern Canada. No one's there to verify or deny this. I would try to find the nearest heavy object

and throw it or something. I know, my initial reaction when you asked the question of what Dave would do, I was like, I'd just clank some pans together. But I don't think I'd have pans on me. I would throw a chair or something. Oh, shout out Little White. Shout out Morgan Wallen.

Shout out anyone who's ever thrown a chair. The IU coach. Bobby Knight. Bobby Knight. Bobby Knight, yeah. Wow, Indiana guy over there. Yeah, Bobby Knight. He more like did like a fling. A fling, yeah. No, I'm pretty sure I would

if a loved one immediate family loved one not podcast. Sorry. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go fight it because like I don't really want to deal with the aftermath of losing a loved one to a polar bear because that's gonna be a very no pun intended grizzly scene. I don't really wanna deal with the aftermath of losing a loved one to a polar bear because that's gonna be a very uh uh no pun intended grizzly scene. I don't wanna see that. It's gonna like ruin everything. Not in addition to like that person being gone out of my life. I'm gonna have to remember that and then every time you're in public like that's the guy who didn't fight the bear. Yeah, that's the guy's family. Let him just take his wife out. You didn't you

wanna like jump on his back or something dude? Do something pal. Don't you know Jiu Jitsu? Hi. Hi. We're talking about going out of blaze of glory and then also polar bear. You're going to be masculine like bleeding out on some nice snow. Yeah. I didn't think about that. Northern Canada. It is a sick way to go. I mean, the actual experience would be terrible, but like if you get got by a polar bear, like that's legendary. Do you have to do like, like we were doing in like seventh grade football when there was like a mud, like rainy game and you didn't get enough playing time,

but you wanted people to think you played. So you rubbed mud on you. Like, do you like hide? And then once it's done, like the polar bear is gone, you get some of the blood and you like put it on your, oh, fuck. I did it, but I could. Such a struggle.

I just, I didn't have enough. And they're like you actually have no wounds. You're just covered in blood. It's not even your blood. Like, yeah, fucking it was terrible. Do we know the the size of this bad boy? Was it a fully matured polar bear? It was actually pretty immature. It's like making like fart jokes. Making. Yeah. It was very low brow. Right. It sent me the 10 most insane farts, Instagram reel, like Randy always sends me. Those things were insane. They were insane, that's true.

Yeah, the 10 most insane. Yeah, this doesn't have any information regarding the size of said bear. You can't take a picture of the deceased bear and add it in the news article, like what's going on? It says, when an attack occurs, the bear is often hungry, young and unwell. Normally bears are far from human settlements

instead preferring to spend time at sea hunting ice seals, but climate change has led to temperature fluctuations, breaking up ice and in some cases driving bears inland. To look for food. Way to go Dylan. Nice job there Dylan. Deny climate change now in front of everybody. They're so sick.

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But we played the infamous Randy just down real bad on the ride home from New York. Where the originating reference of Haas came from. So get a little, get a little circling back knowledge for you. Haas. Haas. Haas. Hawk Tua. Meme coins.

Rug pulling. Put that tweet up. What's going on here? I got rugged, Tone. The Hawk To A chick, she wiped me out. I thought her coin was the future. It's so perfect. Dude, fucking sopranos memes are still good.

Still good. Okay. Everyone's heard about this at this point. Happened last week. Did you guys talk about this on Coffee Friday? Apologies. A little bit, but... Dylan, how much did you put into the Hawk Tuah coin?

I'm happy to report I didn't spend any. I didn't invest with Hawk Tuah. You didn't get rug pulled? He didn't get rug. I didn't get rug, Doug. Damn, dude. What are people doing thinking that this is gonna be a good idea, that Hawk Tuah's gonna make him rich

by investing in her meme coin? I don't know. Like two months ago she was tweeting, send me meme of the day. She didn't even know how to use Twitter in an effective way. In what world is her cryptocurrency going to make you any money? I don't, people are stupid.

People are stupid, man. You prey on stupidity, you're gonna come out on top a lot of the time. Randy, you said that you had a pump and dump scheme in college that you would do every weekend. Didn't you, you were heavily invested in Durfcoin. What is Durfing? I was gonna look it up.

You weren't gonna tell me. Dude, you were probably durfin' in your Mugsies in Utah. Is it dry humping? What? What? There's a couple different definitions. What are you looking at there, there Bob I just googled it and it says dry humping between church members Is also called derfing. Okay, what is like? Why is it called derfing though? Yeah, and then it says okay. I'm just gonna read this. This is not me poop hole loophole

Using anal sex to skirt rules around vaginal intercourse and to retain virginity. Okay, I don't know. I still don't quite know what derping is. There's a couple things going on here. I believe it's the former. There were rumors of a former Michigan State basketball player doing that. Skirting the rules via derp.

I don't think I can say who it was. I don't know how verified these were. We'll talk after the program. Do you want to know what derfing means? Just go to one Coffee Friday on YouTube only. We explain it. Where does the name come from though? Is it the same thing as smoothen?

What? That's the best part. Where's the name come from? Oh, I see. Can someone just tell me where the name comes from? Dick surfing. Dry helping while making out. Mostly between normal Mormons and Provo Utah.

So you were Durfin. Dick surfing. No, I was not Durfin. Dick surfing is funny. They combine the two. Come on down to Dick surfing. Dick surfing forward. We, uh, wait a minute.

Wait, you guys got good deals or what? Best deals in town? Oh yeah. Best deal in town. All right. We had a, we had a Mormon in the chat that said that she was willing to break everything down. Oh, we do have a few more cold call Mormon.

Yeah, please. Or denim surfing. I like denim surfing. Yeah, it's good. What? No, come on. I'm more of a churfing guy. What's that?

Chino surfing. There you go. There you go. Catch me more of a churfing guy. What's that? Chino surfing. There you go. There you go. Catch me in the club churfing. Durfing. Did you guys see who we're investing against this weekend? From NFT Nick? Yes.

He took his company out for a boat ride and half the dudes wore socks. He recreated the picture that put him on the map. Yeah, he's a king dude. So in my ho to a coin investigations, NFT Nick was a big part of this as he was, I don't know if he was invested in, but he was definitely following it as he's a crypto guy.

He was in the Twitter space. Where Hawk to is Marjorie Taylor Greene. Is that real? Yeah. Oh man. What can't she do? Well, he posted the audio because it's been deleted, but like, uh, Haley Welch and her team were in there like kind of explaining what happened with their side of the story.

And I actually, I actually kind of like this dude like a lot more now because he's actually he's answering, he's asking good questions. And that is where the audio of her just kind of bail this dude a lot more now because he's asking good questions and that is where the audio of her just kind of bailing in the middle. We played it on- Wait, that was him? That's NFT Nick. That was Shoes Ridge?

Yeah. I thought it was some other one. I thought it was some other guy. You might still have it. I'll give you a sec. But yeah, he's- I thought it was CryptoZilla or something. CryptoZilla, well, I'm glad you brought him up.

Also very, very a part of the story. Here we go. I thought it was like crypto Zilla or something crypto Zilla. Well, I'm glad you brought him up also very very Part of the store. Here we go. This is the best part Did there's an actual like I had to interrupt you Nick. Hello there But I'm gonna go to bed and I'll see you guys tomorrow Okay, um For talking over here and I don't know Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know, that's the guy we ain't going nowhere. You can't, you can't just tell me what your salary is from this. I'll tell you what mine is.

But of course, choose rich. I've heard her voice was that high pitched and squealy. The first thing we said when we heard that on Thursday was like, that sounded like a AI that didn't sound like her. It sounded like a computer generated or like prerecorded. Yeah. It was weird. Anywho

I'm going to bed I'm rich now How much does she make off this? I don't know. I heard saw a couple million I don't know like isn't one of the paul brothers like getting investigated right now for like a very similar thing Like as a pull as a company. Should you just not be rug pulling? You shouldn't be rug pulling. I told you that was a bad idea a couple of months back when you're like, hey, let's drop a coin and pull the rug out from everybody.

I don't remember saying that. That was your idea, you put it on the whiteboard. It was Glitz coin. Should we do a rug pull Christmas sweater? Damn. I just hope I never own a meme coin. What if you get taken by the Hawk to a girl? Yeah, it's tough.

How do you tell your wife like, hey, no member, remember that remodel we were gonna do in the kitchen, can't do that anymore. I lost all my money to Hawk to a coin. What if like you actually got taken though, like her and her team kidnapped. Liam Neeson came in, Dylan, they go Europe. I know. Are you worried about getting taken in Europe? No. Dylan, you're going to Europe. I know.

Are you worried about getting taken in Europe? No. Okay. What if Hawk Tuah takes you? Is Hawk Tuah gonna be at this event? You know, I don't know who's gonna be at this event. You might be the only person there. No, there's a- This might not even be a thing. You might just be going over there

and getting straight up goth. Oh, do you think I was gonna spit on that thing? You got taken? Never see your friends and family. She just puts two into you and just says, all right, I'm going to bed. Geez. An abrupt ending to a Twitter space

is never a good sign. No, it's not. It's really not. Who was that? Who was the other jabroni on there? Not Nick, but the other guy. Somebody on her team. Yeah. I just don't think doing a Twitter space that soon after was her move. I just feel like if I were a lawyer, which I'm not Dave, so you can tell me if I'm wrong here, I would just talk to my lawyer and not thousands of people on Twitter. Facts.

Or ex. At the end of the day, they got great, we don't know what exactly, I don't know shit about this shit's over my head, but it seems like the jump, you could be satisfied like, Hey, here's a podcast and it's going to be like number five in the country and you're going to get all the guests you want. You're going to make a lot of money to jump from that to a mean coin. Hey, silver lining, It's very greedy. Silver lining maybe, is she gonna be on her way out of the public eye a little bit, lay low, because she's been overexposed big time.

She might wanna take a step back. Apparently she's not, she hasn't posted on Twitter in three days, but she's posting like dance videos on Instagram right now, so. It's a different audience on Instagram. I think she needs a better team around her than what the Paul brothers have offered her. Which is why I've brought her onto the Wash Media Network.

And here she is. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey y'all. I think Randy's kind of cute. What? Randy, strut that ass. Have you DM'd her?

I have not DM'd Haktua, no. Give me your phone. Give me the phone. Come on. No. If you didn't DM her, you'd give me your phone right now. You're very guilty looking. I DM'd your wife some smut stuff.

I don't want you to see it. Oh yeah, I heard you guys are interacting about novels I don't like that. You're talking to my wife The sluttiest thing a man can do is talk to someone else's wife about reading books, especially smut books Yeah, what's your problem, dude? You guys are exchanging like alien porn books together Hey, just wait till she comes into my cozy Christmas. Yeah more on that later more on that later He's gonna get your wife into anime. Yeah, please don't get her into anime. I'm through my anime phase. I don't really feel like revisiting it. I respect anime,

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large camel jacket that was draped over it by the beautiful woman in front of me. Was she beautiful? She was an older lady, but she was very beautiful. How old? Old. I would say seventies. She was probably a problem in the disco in the seventies though. Oh, joy mode. Sorry. Um, what's what, what's the move here? Explain why.

What's the move? Upper right corner where the jacket, what's, why is the jacket elevated? It like, what's holding it up? corner where the jacket what's why is the jacket elevated it like what's holding it up? Nothing. It's just the jacket. So the jacket has the structural integrity to be well it kept on flopping over and the the leg of I'm sorry the arm of the jacket kept just hitting me in the knee and somewhat resting on my knee and I was like I I don't this isn't so egregious that I feel like I can be furious right now, but this is kind of annoying to just have someone else's jacket just like inches away from my face.

Was she sitting on it or was she covering her entire face? She was sitting on it in what seemed to be a very comfortable manner. I was a little intimidated because she was talking to another gentleman that seemed to be about her age next to her and he was dressed very nicely and I was like, I can't mess with these people. They'll get me kicked off this flight. And I later realized when we were de-boarding the plane that he was not her husband and didn't even know her.

So this is interfering with your tray table. Tray table interfere with, um, and like I said, the jacket kept on touching me. It kept on hitting me in the leg, which was just unsettling for reasons. Like, I just don't want to be touched by anything on a flight. You're in the awkward spot of having to touch the jacket at times to like, if you wanted to open your tray table or shut it, or like just to move it away from you. And you don't want to like her to know it. It's weird.

I kept going like this, like trying to to move it away from you. And you don't want to like her to know it. It's weird. I kept going like this, like trying to like push it up a little. I didn't want to push it over onto her, but I needed to get it out of the way like a little bit. I was about to say, this isn't egregious enough to say something, but Dave mentioned that you can't open the, can't pull back the tray unless you lift the,

I would, because of that, I would say, ma'am, I'm sorry, I can't move my tray because your jacket is hanging over the seat in a way that prevents that. There's a way to politely, would you mind? If this was a 23-year-old girl in goblin mode hung over from the weekend in Atlanta watching her Texas Longhorns fall in overtime,

I think I would have been more mad. But the fact that it was a very nice seeming older woman who was just trying to be comfortable in her luxurious camel jacket on the flight, I was like, I can't really do anything about this. That's the reason why I didn't realize it. No, she didn't realize it. That's the thing, she didn't.

But this made me realize that you can't drape, you just gotta put that in the overhead compartment. You can't drape it over the seat because you're just affecting someone else's seat the entire time. Jack it off. Get it out off Jack. There you go, David She had to know that's it's obviously gonna encroach I don't know when we stood up when we did the stand-up thing at the end of the flight to de-board

She was very nice to me She probably it was more like a subconscious. I'm just gonna toss this thing back and not really she probably didn't put too much thought into what was What was going on there? This isn't as bad as if someone like you've seen photos online of like people who put their ponytails behind it. Oh what's up with that? That is weird. What are you doing? That's just weird. So rude. You know my rule if if something's thrown back over like the seat and like help if my zone I can do it I can do what I want with it. I can touch it and lick it. That's your property. I could smell it. I don't think she'd be a fan of how many times I touched her jacket. Like I was moving it out I don't think she'd be a fan of how many times I touched her jacket. Like I

was moving it out of the way several times. Yeah. She's putting you in an awkward spot. I'm team. She didn't realize what she was doing but still it warrants a poking her on the shoulder. Ma'am, excuse me. That's why when I texted the group, you, David over here, intern Klein, one Brett Merriman, I just said, how should I feel about this? No, Randy. It wasn't an anger.

Sorry, Randy. It's an old group text. No, no. You should have just asked the flight attendant to help you out because your track record with flight attendants has been great lately. No, I'm on the up and up. I'm on the up and up. I've been overly nice to them.

I say thank you as I board. I've been very nice to them. I say thank you as I board. I've been very kind to them. I actually had a great interaction with one yesterday. She saw me with my garment back. She said, oh, you coming back from a wedding? I was like, oh, okay. You just want to talk right now in the aisle? People trying to board lady.

I said no. I just wanted to ask that question. So you didn't say anything to her? I didn't say a word to her. Okay. Good on you, man. I didn't say a word to her. Okay, good on you, man. I didn't say a word to her. Good on you. But I feel like this is maybe just my call out

to the people out there just to make sure that if you're flying during this holiday winter season, just put it above, just fold it up and put it above with your suitcase, your carry on. When I was boarding my plane last night, this was Southwest, so open seating. And there was a, we were, we were group C. So Chelsea and I were not gonna sit next to each other.

What the hell? C40. Why? What'd you do? Anyway, on about the seventh row, there was this older couple, they had, she had the window seat, had the aisle, and they had like their dinner was on the middle seat Giving you know giving off like we don't want anyone to sit here

It was a completely full flight it wasn't a single empty seat someone was gonna sit there so I had to be like I was the guy excuse me I'm gonna have to take that metal seat. I'm sorry they offer you any of their dinner No, but she offered to move to the middle and I got window because I wanted to sit by her husband You know what C group stands for? Center That's it's very true. I had a devastating revelation yesterday Dave as we approached our flight to board. I Think I was too distracted just not paying attention as we approached our gate. And as we got up to board, I looked over to the left

and immediately to the left of our gate was a Popeyes. It was about 11.30 in the morning. Oh yeah, perfect. I told Sally, I was like, all I want right now is a three piece spicy. I walk on the plane, dude sitting in first class just has their chicken sandwich sitting right in front of him, untouched.

I thought about grabbing it and just leaving. A dude's having a great day. Right, right. Did you see, there's some airline that's gonna start doing Shake Shack on flights. Do you see that? Yeah, really good move. I think it's a good move.

I just hesitate to support hot burgers on flights. Shake Shack just not do it for me. I've never had a burger from there. I've only had their chicken sandwich. They have waffle fries or crinkle cut fries? Crinkle. Crinkle. I don't like crinkle cuts.

I don't like waffle. Chicken sandwich is good. The chicken sandwich goes hard. The only issue is that you need two of them. Hey, I wish you would have written a little note and just like kind of slid it in a pocket. Like without her, and she would find it maybe like years from now or maybe tomorrow, maybe today. But you'd be like, hey, be more aware and courteous with your big old camel

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Well, got some office controversy. I don't know if we do. I think you're just trying to make us. Is this a cozy off? This better not be a cozy off. Dave, it's a cozy off. We had some thirst traps posted to the Instagram stories this past weekend and I simply think we need to talk out who thirsted the best.

Randy? Dude, we got our employees out here just posting cozy thirst traps. Oh boy. Oh boy. They're hoping they're going to get a young dame messaging them back going, hey, why don't I, do you need someone to come watch the movie with you? Does Rainey have a fireplace next to a video of a fireplace?

He's got two fireplaces, dude. You're damn right. He's got two fireplaces, brother. That's extra cozy. What is the height of your Christmas tree? I think it's about seven foot. Seven foot's the minimum standard height. So if you see on the left, we have Brett's apartment

where he's watching out cold with his Christmas tree and lights. And then on the right side of this, we have Randy's apartment where he's just watching a fire even though he has a fireplace Directly next to him Randy. Did you watch any movies that night? I watched our cane season 2 This was the night that I got really high and just decided to stay and have fireplace and it was it was fantastic Dude, that's what so I stay up to 430 in the morning. Actually. What five watching? Yeah, I'm gonna have to rewatch the the penultimate because I was way too high to really understand what's going on.

That's so late. Yeah, that was like me the first time I watched what we do in the shadows. I couldn't figure out I was like, what's going on here? Randy's recommended this to me a million times. And finally, I was just like, I think I need to go to bed. Will you zoom on your lights above your television? Yeah, David, good. Good question there. I know you live with a firefighter, and you would not have a fire hazard in your place,

but I just want to get a better look. Oh, no, that's not the right one. You want me to talk about this one? Yeah, you talk about these guys right here. Okay. I just bought those on Friday. Okay. You guys have a lot of stockings up for just being two dudes who aren't married.

One is his girlfriends and I think one for each of the dogs as well. You told me you've been stuffing a lot of stocking lately. Oh, sure. What else you got questions about this? We are coming. How many dogs you got? He has one. His girlfriend has one. They both live with you?

No, but she's, she's over with their dog. It's she lives in here. It's a whole thing. Oh, that's the one you're always complaining about. Like, no, no, they listen. I'm just kidding. But yeah. Oh, this is who won the cozy off. Boy, go back and give us the double.

You are back to the we do. Oh, Brett also gave us a little bonus foot. Yeah, he did. Yeah, that's horny. That's really horny. Okay, here, here's some pros that I see in Brett's the backlit. I don't know. You guys both have backlit TVs. Okay, that's a draw. That's a draw. Is his tree real? No. Okay. And I will admit that this, this, my tree is actually his old tree. He's also about to watch just one of the most underrated comedies of our time. He's not going to watch Arkane stoned off his ass for six hours. We streamroomed that actually.

We did. If you want to go listen to that, please subscribe on Patreon, patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Is Brett rocking two clocks down there? What's going on? Sorry, I'm just going away. He's got the world time. he's got Tokyo up there. Very important for Stonks. Here's the thing that's really tough for Brett here. He doesn't have a fireplace. I know, he's playing from behind immediately

because of the no fireplace. I got two. Well, no, you have one. We had a fireplace in our room this past weekend and I had to call them twice to get more wood because your boy was just keeping it going constantly. Need a joy mode. Ever since we moved and we don't have a fireplace anymore,

I've just been fiending for it. Need it. This is, you know what, I'm gonna... I need some lights above your fireplace. I'm gonna go. Do you have a Garland up there? I have, let me see if I can. All right, without a fireplace,

I think Brett is the clear winner here. But the fireplace is a game changer. I think I agree with you. I'm going Randy. I think Brett's done a really good job with his coziness. Brett's done an excellent job. Not having a fireplace really makes it tough here. Yeah. It's true.

All right, Rhiannon, you get my vote. Yes. I do have some like fake snow things and that's a lantern snow globe that lights up. Oh, that's cool. That's drippy. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that bar card. What's on that bar card? What you got on that bar card, Hoss?

We got a bunch of stuff here. We got, this is a decanter of whiskey. There's some desert door. Got a bunch of liquor down here. We got, we got, this is a decanter of whiskey. There's some desert door. Got a bunch of liquor down here. We got some of Will's old wine glasses. I did break one this whole week. The tall ass ones? Yeah. How did you, how did you acquire those? You gave them to me. I brought them out. When I helped you move out. Actually, Will, actually, Will,

I have two things about this little scene here. One, some of that wood in that fireplace right there, I think is your wood. When you moved out. One, some of that wood in that fireplace right there, I think is your wood when you moved out. That's some old ass wood, player. I haven't been able to have a fire since you gave it to me. So yeah, that fire was brought to you by the tree. If he's using my firewood in this situation, I'm voting Randy.

Okay, that's- Sneaky turntable too. Don't even need the onus. Yeah, did you spend any Christmas vinyls? Oh yeah, oh, you can't see right here. There's a little vinyl right up here. I't even need the. Did you spin any Christmas vinyls? Oh yeah. Oh, you can't see right here. There's a little vinyl right up here. I have it on display. I need to get some Christmas vinyl in my life. I only have two. So you're damn right. I was going cozy. And then Sunday, my roommate and his girlfriend, I was painting, kind of half watching it, watched Elf on this TV.

And I got to say, boys, what a terrible take that you think that's a bad movie. It's okay I see that as an adult. Okay, please hold Randy which movie I missed elf I watched elf in Michigan with my parents and my son and I do think we were a bit harsh on elf But I do I don't think it is it's nowhere near my top five Christmas movies ever. Like it's no, it doesn't even sniff that. Okay. I think Elf is good. I've never said terrible. I think you're, I think you're making that part up.

I definitely have said it. Okay. There we go. I don't think it's a terrible movie, but it, when people talk about it being like a top tier Christmas movie, they're just wrong. It's made it best. I think, I think it's up there. I think that's up there as one of the greats. I saw it's very good. Some barstool a few people did like they're picking their favorite Christmas movies and I think they had Elf at number one. That's crazy. And I was like come on. We did the Christmas movie draft right? We had to. Yeah. I was speaking of Alyssa

and I watched Die Hard. She had never seen it. We watched that the other day. Dude. It's fucking great. Dude, can I ask you a question about it? Uh, okay. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

I'm so glad you asked. Anyone who thinks that is out of their element. There's no way that's a Christmas movie. It takes place during the Christmas season, so I understand. But a Christmas movie needs to revolve around like... It needs to have the Christmas season. So I understand. But a Christmas movie, it needs to revolve around like. It needs to have a Christmas theme. And the theme is it's a. Needs to instill Christmas spirit within you.

A big thanks. Christmas party on Christmas Eve. The best Christmas movie by far is It's a Wonderful Life. Oh my God. Oh, is that your favorite growing up? life. Oh my god. Oh. Is that your favorite growing up? It is. It's it far and away. If you haven't seen it. Far away is a good movie. If you haven't seen it recently, run it back. It's so good. Is that really your top selection off the board?

Frankly, it's not close. What's it even about? Some guy that wants to kill himself. What's it even about? Some guy that wants to kill himself. It's about finding finding the meaning of life. It goes to Mexico. It has a great great message. What is it? Go do coke in Mexico and hook up with this guy. This

rules. I don't want to die. It's a wonderful life. Yeah. Bring your joy mode down there. Use code whatever. No, it's not about that at all. I mean, my favorite's pretty chalk, so I can't really talk. Ooh, let me guess. It's chalk top. Christmas vacation.

No, it's good, that's good. What's your favorite movie? Home Alone. Chalk. Rich, and now that I've seen both Home Alone and Home Alone 2 hundreds of times in the last few years with my son, I will say that Home Alone 2

doesn't even touch Home Alone 1. The first Home Alone belongs in everyone's top five, unless you're just a total moron. It's just, every single part of it's iconic. Every single part. Yeah. Walking around New York, we were just there. I was always just thinking about Kevin's uncle or whatever,

who's like they're renovating their house. And I was just looking at the place, I was always just thinking about Kevin's uncle or whatever, who's renovating their house. I was just looking at the place. I was like, if you were renovating one of these very, very expensive, nice homes, would you just have this easily accessible thing and you just don't live there? It didn't make any sense. You're right. The pigeon lady narrative in that movie just doesn't hit like the old man who misses his son. Turtle doves. I guess it's just weird.

Yeah. You chose the turtle doves, Dylan. You can give one away to someone and they'll always have it and you'll have them in your heart. Dave's cooking right now. It's Mr. Duncan. You know that, you know, Kevin doesn't have that shit anymore. Nah. you're going to love them in you. Come on. Come on. Well, Dylan, enjoy Amsterdam, you

silly little. I will, man. I'm I'm pretty stoked. Pretty stoked for this. I'll be sure and um get a bunch of content while I'm there. Hey, will you tell Verstappen that he's my favorite when you meet him? Be like, hey, my boy, Will

really likes you. He's beat him. Wouldn't that be a lie? No. He's your favorite? Yeah. Not mine. Hate the guy. Should I tell him that too? Hey, I got these two friends. One of them loves you. Other one hates you. He's an asshole but that's why I like it. Just don't like it. He just doesn't have a personality. I respect Louis. Like, I don't, I'm not a Louis hater. I love Lewis Hamilton too but I just think Verstappen's hilarious.

Cuz he's an asshole. Have fun walking around like a giant over there. Am I gonna feel tall in? Oh yeah, did you, you got exposed a little bit on voicemails last week. Oh fuck, yeah you did. What happened? You said something on an episode previous that people in the Netherlands were famously short or something.

I did not say that. You did, I think we could run the tape. Somebody left a comment. You made a comment, you made a comment. I don't know how tall the Dutch are. But statistically speaking, they're the tallest, like in the world. I didn't say how tall the Dutch are. But statistically speaking, they're the tallest, like in the world. I didn't say that.

Dylan, don't talk to me. Talk to the listener. How would I know the height of people in the Netherlands? Well, I think that's what our listeners are wondering. Pull the tape, because I'm pretty sure I did not say that. Pull the tape, Randy. Oh, okay, I pulled the tape on that one. We haven't pulled a tape in like five years.

Pull that shit. Randy, pull it, bitch. I'll pull it. I don't think you should call me bitch. But don't play it bitch. I'll pull it. I don't think you should call me bitch. But don't play it back when I'm not here. I don't know. It's kind of lined up that way. He wants me to wait till the new year pretty much, this guy.

I want to be here to talk about it. It's more fun if you're not. Yeah. All right, pull the tape when I'm not here. It's more fun when I'll let you have a say. We'll tag you in it. You might want me to bring you back anything? Yeah, I want you to bring me back something from the realm.

We already talked about it. Davey, what do you want? I would like two turtle doves. You want some of those wood? Actually, I want one of the turtle doves. You want some of those wood slippers that they have over there? Clogs? What are they called? Oh, fucking. You know how the Dutch have them. I know what you're talking about. I don't know what they're called. Are those what they have to wear? Because they're so short, it makes them taller. Even though they're statistically. Oh man. No, I don't. Randy, what do you want?

Some Dutch meat or something? Oh yeah. A Luka Real Madrid throwback if they got one. Luka Real Madrid throwback. Don't Chich, not the other Luka. Give us some absinthe. Why would there be a Luka Real Madrid throwback? Because he used to play for Real Madrid.

They have a basketball team. Oh really? He really liked that. A lot of the clubs over there have like a basketball side. I'm touring the soccer stadium Dave in Madrid. Oh. Dude, tell him Bapé what up. If I see him, I'll be sure and say what up.

Okay. Tell Valverde what up too. What are they gonna do? He's my favorite. You're gonna walk out there and they what up to. What are they getting? What is my favorite? You're going to walk out there and they're like, this is where they score the goals. I think I get like a full like locker room, everything. Ooh, smell some dirty jerseys. If they take you down to the benches, which is what they did for us when I was in 10th,

11th grade. Wait, you want me to smell them or something? No, no, no. You can sit in like the chairs that they sit in and you just feel baller. Okay. You feel baller. I think they get to do all that shit. Yeah. All right.

All right, guys. It's been fun. Bye. Bye.