Circling Back - Baby Name Lady, Horny Big 10 Quarterbacks, & Golf | Circling Back 9-29-25

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

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Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. It's looking good. How are you talking about? Oh, hey, circling back podcast, we're back. I don't know who you're talking about. Okay, I will.

All right, we're back. Seriously, this time, it's a circling back podcast. My name is Dave. That guy, that guy right there, I'll introduce him momentarily. This guy over here in the Joker-themed shirt, he's the Joker, baby. Producer Randall Trimbecky. Hi, Dave. Joker theme.

It's my Japan shirt. I got it in Japan. Did you say Japan? Japan. I thought he said Japan. No. That was Axis Allies. Japan.

In Italy. Surprise you didn't know that. That's not Axis allies. Access Powers. Hi, Dave. How are you doing? Accessed allies. I'm doing fantastic.

Thanks for asking. Actually, I'm not doing fantastic, but you know why. No, I don't. Let me tell you, a ragweed here in Austin, Texas is up. Oh. That's about it. We're not talking cross-Canadian, folks. Funny little anecdote that will apply to about, oh, I'd say 0.5 of our listenership.

I was curious about like the like a pollen count sometimes if I'm like feeling bad which I am I'll like go see like man I know it's like prime allergy season but like wonder what's if people are talking about it so I'll go on Twitter and I'll type in like ragweed and just do like a latest and see like and there's people like oh my God ragweed's killing me right now and then there's one person like bummed at the Super Bowl halftime announcement wasn't cross Canadian ragweed I was like, yeah, me too. Even in their peak, they would never have been considered. No. Their peak was 20 years ago. I mean, no disrespect to. I enjoyed their Cody, Canada, and the Bullets. Yeah.

They rolled their joints all wrong. That's the boys from Oklahoma. But yeah, I was like, I saw that. And I was like, man, what a turn of events that would be if it's like, look, we're getting, not only we're getting cross Canadian back together. They're doing Super Bowl. Bad Bunny. yeah bad funny all right i mean sure it'll be one of those ones where i'm like i don't know the song he's super popular the vibes and like the performance will be like entertaining i imagine

and he was great and happy gilmore too legitimately i don't know about great i mean i thought he was fine when you compare him to the acting in that movie he stood out as like this dude i mean for a musician he was great he's not he's not daniel day lewis you don't get me wrong you said great you said great You said great. Great for that movie. All time. I thought the best non-actor acting was Travis Kelsey. I thought he was much better.

He also was great. Now, he was good. He was good. They were both good. I think we're getting life of a showgirl this week. October 3rd. Speaking of. How does that make you feel?

Remind me what that is? Oh, what? Don't say that again. Hey, I don't want to be in this clue. Oh, Taylor. Yeah. He said, not us. Taylor. Okay.

Dylan, shit. Dylan, it watched me. Media.com to all those swift hive. Is this also my intro? Dylan Shivery. To close the book on the Parks Walk Up song, I chose Narco by Blaster Jackson Timmy Trumpet. And let's just say the kid loved it.

Absolutely loved it. He didn't know what was going to play. And then it played for him. And after the game, he was like, Dad, what was that song? And so I got in the car and I turned it up real loud. He's like, this is awesome. Oh, I got something on that. And then I played the YouTube video of Edwin D.E.

as walking, you know, from the bullpen to the mound, and he likes it even more now. Everyone liked this so much to try using it between innings at the game. Big hit. So whoever recommended that, mucho thanks. Good stuff over here. Rain, you got the video I sent you, right? Yeah. Maybe we'll wait for my weekend and fine.

I'll play it. I got it. You got it? I got it. And I also have the legal for Underdog later, too, for you. Don't you worry. Oh, my God. this guy's just so what if i want to read it no i don't want i don't want i don't want to read it

i'm in such a i'm in such an allergy fog i know that one that one guy's girlfriend from eight years ago is tuning out the one thing that's the one comment that i've i've not forgot about no trust me i'm i'm i feel like too but i'm ready to podcast at a high level i mean i'm already we're dialed in i'm not looking for it i am and i'm not looking forward not to get into my weekend and fun coming up but acel this weekend is gonna it's gonna be quite fun i guess with this going on are you going all three days oh yeah oh god no you should at the young man's game man yeah i have friends coming in town that are staying with me otherwise i don't even know if i would have gone this year i'm predicting your knee is going to be achin on monday maybe it might be knee

braced acel guy clay clay aiken play acin joke it's topical another joke that's landing with a big part of our audience um our last non-spooky week spooky season starts next week next tuesday what's spooky season randy explain it to the folks at home spooky season is a season where things are spooky all right yeah you're not wrong and it's probably on me for not give any more direction explain the podcast that we do uh it's called circling back we're doing it right now uh no spooky season is is listener submitted ghost stories spooky stories supernatural do you have some crypto zoology do you have some alien stories maybe even just some weird encounters you had with someone like someone had like a home intruder that was sleeping on their

their couch last year and that it was just creepy like so if you have any of those stories submit them to at spooky at washmedia.com spooky at washmedia dot com spooky it doesn't have to be yeah it doesn't have to be ghost my my uh my little inbox is filling up your little one with content good man I'm excited and it's uh if anything that is the most visual show that we do because we we deck out the studio and it's different lights and people love it Dave dresses up in silly costumes it's been a fan favorite for years now find out why subscribe give us a chance next tuesday yes and you get if you just sign up today you can go back to if you're already in the mood which from the walks in my neighborhood most people are

already in the spooky season mood. You could just go in there and listen to the, I don't know, 40 or so we've done before. Yeah, I got the Halloween decorations up in my apartment. Got a, I got a spooky wreath on my door. I don't have any fake spider webs yet, though, but I might put that. How do you have a spooky urethra? I didn't clear that up with antibiotic, don't that? Spooky wreath on my door has skulls and moss and mushrooms and gravestone and gravestone?

Mushrooms? Mushrooms? Yeah. There's some inherent spookiness to fungus. Fungi are creepy. Fungi is creepy. It is. They're very, they're intelligent.

You know there's an intelligence to fungi. You put a mushroom next to a skull, you're like, whoa, that's just creepier than just the skull. Explain the intelligence. I'm not familiar. Um, fuck. I don't know, but I know what I said is accurate. I can give you that conclusion. I can give you that conclusion.

I can't give you any reasoning as to why that is the conclusion. But, like, I get partial credit because I know I'm right, but I don't really know why. It's just something I've heard people say on podcasts. Hey, he's not here to educate you. Yeah, what? Do your own research, dude. Okay. Are you going to look it up?

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That's F-I-T-B-O-D-M-E-S-E-S-E-S-E-E-S-E. Where do I begin? You know what? Let's go with Randall. Hi, Dave. You want to do my weekend right now? That's the segment that we've done many times together, yeah. Okay.

My weekend was, it was good. Started off Friday, did a little happy hour at a little easy, and that I thought it was just going to be a happy hour, but we went to, just kept the night going. Is it a little easy, the little cage in place? Yeah, yeah, the one that's off Caesar Chavez over there by Central Machine Works in Donata. Painkiller's good. good as armadillo duns but pretty good they have a lot of frozens okay got a cup of gumbo too

their seafood one on some on friday you just got some random friday night gumbo uh-huh how about that yeah so he did that and then we went over to chalmers place which is like the now the hot spot to watch all like uh to watch ut like it's like the more it's the new little woodrow's really yeah charmer's place yeah i've seen a lot of photos from there and it looks it looks cool but it also so it looks like it's too young for me they have like uh i think it's it's definitely older crowd than uh west sixth but i mean it's not like a super old it's not as old as i would say south austin where armadilly stuff but it is also older than west sixth okay but uh it's fun they have like a bunch of adirondack chairs are like kind of like stadium seating in front of a big

umbo tron that like you could just it's like a sports book kind of adorondack chairs yeah so then we went to flower shop and then we ended up at coconut club if you're aware of any of these places coconut club is a is a rooftop gay bar it was quite fun nice uh were you approached no no how'd that make you feel i got some people are looking at me i'm like i know i still got it what was your uh fit um my butler whatever it is, button up t-shirt

with a nice little ribbed white tank top. He loves a tank, man. Of course I do. It's not. Wife pleaser. Yes, wife pleaser. So Saturday worked on the

tree shelf a little bit. I did not get to a point where I wanted to. People are like, oh, how are you still working on it? Because I work on it like maybe a couple hours. So I have a social life.

Sorry. I'm going to release some termites. into your place. I'm just fucking demolishing. Bring over a shoebox of termites and just open it. That's so mean. Yeah. It's not going to be good for the structure of the building itself.

Yeah, but it'll be funny. It'll be funny. Yeah. If like you get, you pick it up and it just disintegrates in your hand. That means that. Because a termites hate it. Yeah. No, they're going to love it.

They would love that. That'd be a fucking. Have you already chemical treated it? Uh, I did. I did give it a beach bath, a beach bath. Bleach bath. There we go. Dylan yeah we need to do that to you it took us and uh to kill the bugs and there were still

larva in it some some still kicking really yeah i had to pull like at least two more grubs out since i gave it the bath are you concerned you're going to create like a super creature maybe one that's just all hopped up on bleach and woodstain and polyurethane and it becomes like the apex predator of the earth yeah that's that's what i had in mind yeah maybe this The termites need to get in there and kill it. Maybe I need your termites. Okay. Let's talk.

I got a guy. Watched Wicked. Oh, you did? Yeah. Why? Because. Wait, that's the, it's Ariana Grande, the wickedly talented?

Yes. No, it was a wicked Italian, D, D-A-A-Mazine. But, yes, Ariana Grande does in the movie, not Adela-Mizene. Any good? Yeah, I actually did. I enjoyed it. I'm probably going to go see those. part two in theaters it was

Dylan probably wouldn't care for it No because yeah Dylan it's a musical So just I want to let you know about that I've been thinking about your gangs New York take It like I was laughing to myself In the shower the other day

Because I was thinking Dylan hates musicals so bad That he watches a movie And if he even gets like a scintilla Of a thought That they could break out in a song It ruins the fucking movie It didn't ruin the movie

I enjoyed the movie God damn it don't break out of the song Just be honest To be honest, though, looking back at the movie, that is a really good take from Dylan. Thank you. It does seem like at any point they could break out into a song. It gives musical. And I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't.

I didn't have not expected to be. But when it, I was like, this feels like at any moment, all these people in their goofy outfits with their hats and pinstripe suits are going to do a choreographed number. I had a number of people reach out and say the hats are time period approved or proper. I assume that they were they seemed extra tall to me I didn't know they got down like that this guy didn't know they got down like that or got up but for sure

like that beginning scene with the butcher and Liam Neeson his father like they're coming at each other like that could have been the opening you know fight scene song like I definitely know exactly what you mean okay thank you Randy it's just yeah it's funny

and then the Elton John movie went the other way that's still my favorite I did wear Joker makeup to that though Yeah. So I did kind of make that one weird. Yeah. But yeah.

Good weekend. That was about it. Did he Saturday? Anything Saturday? That was I did Saturday. Your Saturday was in the woodwork? Sunday I went on a little walk in the forest and everything. And let me tell you that was probably not good for the ragweed situation.

Did you run into any gnomes? No, no gnomes this time. Thank goodness. Oh, God. Can you imagine? Oh, I remember that. That was about a year ago. Probably was, yeah.

Yeah. Good times. Dylan Chivry At a pretty action-packed weekend Played golf Friday For the first time in a very long time Little charity golf situation Down South Austin Way with Dave

And our buddies Ryan and Blaine I'll tell you what I had a lot of fun man Had a lot of fun We'll talk more about that later Saturday Watch some ball Oh parks had a baseball game

Caught the dub No ump So I got to umpire half the game when we were out in the field, which was fun. I enjoyed doing it. Got the cult balls and strikes. Oh. Got the calls went out at home plate, clear out. I did a, I missed zero calls.

What did the, okay, show us the, I missed zero. Show us the out call. I was fair. I was balanced and I had a lot of fun. Yeah, and I had fun. Show it to us. Show us what? People want to hear and see the out call.

How does Dylan Shivry? You throw it up? Then I did like a three, six. and I caught it, went, whew, like that. And everybody's kind of looking at each other, like, all the moms loved it. Oh, yeah? Yeah, a couple tops came off. It was crazy.

That's weird. I know. A lot of kids around. Watch some ball. Then I went and caught the first half of Alabama, Georgia at Armadillo Den down south. My second time to Armadillo Den. That place is hopping, man. Best painkiller in Austin has something I've always said.

You know what? I found out while there that that's kind of what they speak. specialize in i didn't try one but i had a had a good time they have a wing place here it's pretty good who makes their wings it's not tommy want isn't it's not tommy want no i forgot the name of it but it's pretty good sunday was just all about chores and errands and hit the gym and went to the pool for a little bit just what you had classic sunday you know nothing special then i watched the boys put up 40 points in a in a tying effort against the green Bay Packers. And that was it, man.

Had a pretty good weekend. Yeah, mine tracked Friday morning. Wife's air conditioner and her vehicle went out. So I'd take her to the dealership or take her to the pear shop, whole thing. We got it fixed. Still like, come on. But then we went right to the golf course after that.

We'll talk about that in a moment. Friday night. Wife and I watched Superman, the new one. one have you seen it sorry i'm talking shit in the chat yes i have seen it and i thought it was good i like that i have a lot of faith in uh good oh sorry you said and then i went to explain you uh no i i like james gunn a lot so that i'm i have a lot of faith in the new uh dc universe because i thought it's not i i i just wasn't good i thought it was pretty good yeah uh who's the guy plays Lex

he was good yeah he was much better than the Snyder one he was extremely off-putting like he made me like I had like a visceral reaction to him yeah they did a really good job with him it was good it was it was slightly campy but not over the top

it was I will I will continue with the franchise everyone the main thing people were saying was like it felt very comic booky which was like a good thing I think that's what it felt like a comic book to life a little more than just like a movie i felt some influence from the boys in it um i'm kind of i'm looking at you i'm trying to bounce this off of you i felt there was a little boys influence uh maybe i'm trying

to think i don't know what so did you is it streaming now you watch it's a stream fly yeah they stream streamed early i something you see fantastic for but it's good i think it was good the the move of like his parents being uh like bad guys I was a spoiler alert that's a big spoiler yeah wow dude geez wow dude you know his mom

you know what she's from west world yeah she's from westworld yeah she's got a very yeah she's a prostitute she's a lady of the night a call girl she's not always there when you call but she's always on time you recognize her face yeah I had to look it up just to make sure I wasn't crazy but yeah it took me a second too

because she kind of like it's very unique face like Anna Taylor Joyville I'm like That's not Anna Taylor Joy, but I definitely recognize it. I'm like, oh, yeah, Westworld. That's why. Saturday was predominantly a ball day. Watched a lot of ball, watched a lot of Ryder Cup. It was a heavy multi-view day.

Geez. You know, I guess I should mention, I did watch, we'll talk about it in a ball segment later on, but I did watch TCU, Arizona State Friday night. Saturday. Um, yeah. We did the Ryder Cup thing. And, um, you know, wasn't a good day. Wasn't a good day to be out there, apparently. And then we had a tee ball practice at four. More on that in a minute. Uh, and then Saturday night, I thought about meeting up going to Armadillo den. By the time we got back from practice, I needed a shower, um, went and picked up dinner. Had, uh, Penn State Oregon on on one side of the things

then Bama Georgia on the other and I was like it was like 8 o'clock I was like I just gotta finish this here and it was great I get it great viewing it was great TV it was a great college football night

Bama looks good Bama looks good people gave up on them Sunday morning the day was pretty much built around we had a T-ball game of course at 345 the awkward time uh and uh our team finally got walkup songs and um coach's wife very nice lady

approached me on saturday and said what would he want what song and i told her do you hit him with the minions randy you want you want to you want to play right now hit play bud see if you can hear it hell yeah dave levels that's that's Awesome. Let's go. That's my boy. Look at him, dude. Did he piss on it?

He's choking up high on that bad, huh? Four for four, four runs scored. No big deal. Let's see. Do you have a swing on here? Oh, big hit. He wasted no time pissing on that. No, dude, that's an empty blatter.

Yeah, that was one of his better ones. Yeah, so he's really into Bumba right now. I told you this, Randy. Boomba has a version of levels, which is where he heard it. And it sucks. Well, it's the same, it's basically the same instrumental, but like it's Bumba singing, the, the vocals. And anyway, I showed him the real version.

He likes that too. So that is his walk-up song at the moment. He approves? So they played that four times. The moms love it. Is this what Bumba is, these things? No. That's bottom, middle left.

Buba, it is. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's the guy with the beard. This guy? Yeah. Okay. Don't ask me anything about it, because I don't know. Looks very gnomy.

It looks like a gnome. It's very odd. I don't think there's any... Put that tongue away playboy. I don't think there's any educational value in the show. It's just a show that's on. I think it's just like, oh, this guy's silly. He looks pretty silly.

It was one of those games where like... Look, it's, to be honest, it's a bunch of four-and-five-year-olds playing T-ball. There's not a ton of out, so most of the innings end via five-run rule. We did get called out on... or no we had a guy out we tagged the guy i say we one of our kids who's in the outfield tag the dude out running first to second um on a ball that got through the infield and he got it and ran up and tagged the kid and the other team's coaches like pulled this rule where like an outfielder isn't allowed to tag someone in the infield and we're like oh okay so the guy was

safe. And that was like my first instance of like, can be like that, huh? Like me and one of the other dads were like, you know what? That's fine. It's not safe. We're not taking this series. But I've figured out that most of a little league ball, T ball is suppressing your your primal urge to like be upset about something like that. Everybody like puts all in the good show like, yeah, yeah, dude, no, that's fine. Not mad about that. It'd be weird if I was mad. But deep down, you're like, really, you're pulling that shit? You're pulling, like, an obscure rule out of the rulebook to get that kid safe. Anyway.

Dude, like we were talking about Friday at the golf tournament, baseball is the sport where parents just take it, parents' coaches just take it more seriously than it needs to be. And we're talking little kids, man. I don't know what it is about the sport. Soccer's not that way at all. Just a bunch of kids chasing a ball around. No one gives a shit. Baseball, like, forever reason, parents just.

And coaches just get way too into it, man. Yeah. It was, it was, I caught myself noticing that they were sending runners around third, even after, like, we had the ball and like ball was supposed to be out of play. And like the young, like the 10 year old umpire or whatever, he's probably 13, he didn't notice it. And I wasn't going to be like, oh, coach, you know, I was like, it's not that big of a deal. But it did kind of, I was kind of annoyed by.

yeah um so anyway i'm not mad they're mad one of those deals be weird to get mad it's weird for them not me i can definitely tell you're definitely not mad i'm just gonna suppress it until like game six and then i'm just gonna have a fucking crash out in the middle of field where i'm fucking face to face with some 14 year old up i guess because there's like so many rules come in to play in baseball so that it puts the umpire in a position to like enforce the rules and there are like snap reactions to them. Soccer's not that way, right? No.

No, I don't think so at all. Because that's a lot. Yeah, because like if a penalty happens, it's usually pretty obvious, but there's like, yeah. And even like when you're young in soccer, like a lot of the rules are in place, like off sides isn't a thing until like you get to a certain point.

It's just a mass of children around the ball all kicking at each other's feet. That's what it is. Yeah. We got home last night. fired up Sunday night football watch the boys and that's that we'll talk more in specific more specifics on the on the sports weekend here in a minute but before we do give a shout to our friends at square space square space is the all-on-one website platform designed to help you

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Let's talk a little charity golf. We get a scramble. Been a long time since we've done a charity scramble. Um, this is the one, this is like what you see on the, on the, on the, on the, on the Instagrams. This is the ones where people turning crazy scores and whatnot, but this one was a little bit more on the up and up. It's our buddy Eric, um, for pediatric cancer. Um, all the money goes to that, all the proceeds and, uh, we got a squad together. It was a good time. I played golf, like I said for the first time in a while. And a, I'll tell you what, an event like this, as low key as it gets, a scramble for format like the easiest way for me to dip back in you know and I did and I'll tell you what I

had a lot of fun had a lot of rowdiness too but I had a lot of fun it was it was good times came out of the gate with a par uh so is your friend par is your friend as we learned it was a par limit we didn't come into play for us bogey was not happening we never sniffed a boge never sniffed a boge we were nine under right we shot 58 we shot 59 yeah you're right we shot 59 we were t5 the winning score was a 54 which was uh turned in by our friend eric who runs the tournament not saying there's anything squarely going on there but he does play a lot of golf he didn't win probably had some ringers on his team too he probably knows what

he's doing putting a team together that's his home course and it is his home course it feels like aside from there was a part five on the front nine which we pared that the story of that is just insane so i think we use five molligans on that hole and still parted everybody in your team gets two mulligans if you buy like this super ticket and we did so we all had two mulligans and that whole aside it felt like we got every getable hole yeah there's a couple par fives that were like we had like two 30 into a green and we would miss the green and like really Realistically, it's like, oh, yeah, we could have, we could have had a shot at Eagle there. Yeah.

But the par five where we were like using Mulligan's off the tea because we just were whatever reason we're not finding the teeth, the fairway. That was a tough scene. There's a very expensive par. Tell them about your prize at the end, Dave. I had closest to the pin. It was on the first par three. How close? Like five feet?

Five to seven, somewhere in there? Five to seven. Five to seven? Yeah, I won a box of balls. You know. Provees? Nice. I'm happy with it. I'm very happy with how I played.

I thought we all had her moments. We almost got domed by a guy off the tea. Split the carts. They did yell four, I think. They did. No apology when they pulled up close to us. They did the thing where like the rest, so this happened on the second hole,

the rest of the day, and you know, scrambles are typically slow, charity scrambles because everybody's boozing and whatnot. They did the thing where like, if they, you know, run on, if they pulled up to a T-box that we were on, they would, they would just kind of wait 40 yards back. They didn't want to, like, it was awkward. And it wasn't that big of a deal. They still, they yelled four. They did the right thing.

But it definitely would have smoked one of us, had they not. It bounced over us. Yeah. That's how, that's how in line with this drive we were. Impressive shot. Bounced over our heads. Those things are a good time, man. You know what? I struck the ball well considering.

I still have my pool that I've had for the past, I don't know, seven years. I just pull the hell out of the ball. Can't fix it. I've tried. I had a couple drives that I'm very happy with. A couple of approach shots I'm happy with. I mean, I would, if this were not a scramble, I probably would not have broken 94. And I understand that.

And I wasn't expecting to, you know, play well. but considering how long I've been out the game, I'm happy with my performance. Contributed even. Yeah, you're, you're like, you're kind of an infuriating guy to play golf with because you hit like the prettiest misses. And what I mean is like, you'll hit an eight iron that goes,

that is just a high, nice, extremely well-compressed eight iron, but it's just a little offline and you don't know your distances because you don't play which is fine but and you're like holy shit if this guy would just play like once a month he could be really good because you strike the ball

like you hit your irons extremely high and extremely straight well thanks dad so you're just like you're playing with Dylan you're like oh dude if you'd have just gone on the range a couple times yeah be locked in yeah but and you

I always find it funny you're still playing that bettonardi from like They gave TFM back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan Young came up to me in the office. He goes, hey, do you want to bet an artie? My first question was, I don't know what that is.

He thought it was a shotgun? I don't know what that is. He goes, it's a putter. It's a nice putter. I said, yeah, I knew nothing about it. And then it turns out it was like a $500 putter. I've had it all these years. It's a great putter.

It is. We had some moment. We had some extreme high-five moments. Our buddy Ryan chipped in on that par three. We were that crew that was making a scene. We're very excited at that point. What were we drinking on the course? I think I was going to Coors Lights.

Then we switched it over to High Noons. I had a couple highnoons, three highnoons on the course. Yeah. Had a good tide, Dave. Those people who like, that's what they live for, going to charity golf scrambles. I ran into some people that I hadn't seen in a long time, which was nice. Some old Anderson folk. Oh, really?

Yeah. Good to see them. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I had a good time. And I'd like to try to play that one. every year if we can. Yeah, I think we should.

Got home, was, we piled into Blaine's car. Blaine graciously dropped me off, and you. Got inside, I was, realized that, oh, man, I'd been outside for six hours in the heat. Deleting beers. I didn't have another drink that night. I fell asleep at 9.30. It's been 20 years since I've done that. I got sucked into that Arizona State game.

I tried to stay up and watch ball. I just couldn't do it. I didn't have any booze. I was like, that's a sign of growth. It was like the, it was like, dude, you're already like borderline hung over from the day. Don't try to rally. That's very dumb. So it's a very good thing that I was able to make that connection.

That's part of being in 41. Yeah, we need to put that on the calendar. We need to try to get like a washed team. Sponsorable. We could probably do two teams because Randy might play. Sure, with my golf bag. I mean, you put all that effort into a golf bag. The least you could do is go play golf.

Yeah, at least it just is on display in my apartment. Before we talk about our friends, did you see the lady in Silicon Valley that is getting 30K of pop to name people's babies? Come on. I have not seen this. Do you want to talk about that, or do you want to talk about the fact that China just invented a glue?

Dude, it'll... heal your bone fracture in like three minutes if you pay i want to talk about the baby i want to talk china i want to talk baby lady if you have 30 000 to pay someone to name your baby you're just running out of ways to spend money you're just like i have so much expendable income i don't know what to do with it anymore let's just let's just see what this lady comes up with that's insane she's a baby name consultant how good is she yeah i don't know like the entire thing is it's purely subjective so like it is it's like when are you going to be like you know what and if you're that was a bad name if she names you i don't know um mortimer whatever she's like yeah your son's gonna be mortimer

mortimer i pay you 30 grand there must be like the next hot name and then mortimer grows up and he's like he's 10 you know he's like so what how'd you guys come up with that how'd you come up with this morty oh we actually paid a baby consultant a baby name consultant a baby name consultant like what we paid her a year of tuition it takes a lot of shine off the name like you could just say like the best name that's like oh yeah the best starts like oh it's a family name yeah yeah your great your great grandpappy parks family name your great great great grandpappy yeah before he lost the farm yeah hey how did you name me well i paid uh i paid taylor humphrey you know who she is no well i'll show

show you a picture she's a looker oh is it going on my nightstand are there um in that article that you have pulled up is her does it list any names that she has come up with oh that's a great question well it does i want to know like you can't just she can't just give you like adam or john or sarah well she came back with like ashley but it's spell like a s c h l i e i g h right I was like, that's 30K right there. Well, she just named this one guy, Gary. Really? No.

Okay. Well, what, like, what are the names? Mara, M-A-R-A. Okay. Which, it's cool name. What are her kids named? Do we know that? Oh, no, no, no, no.

Here we go. Hang on. I'm reading through it. I'm reading through it. Give me a side. Oh, we love to know how she got through it. reputation as being like well she used to do it for like 200 bucks a pop i'm so good at names that i'm going to start charging for my services oh lily like you can't you can't just like

start a baby name business you have to have some skins on the wall what these why are these people having so much trouble naming their kid just indecisive the way they're talking like some of the people in this article like the way they're talking like we were just down to the last minute we were just we didn't know what to do. Oh, my God. Most people have names, like, set, like, years in advance. There's a fucking book. Oh, I got a name on deck.

I can't wait. And then just, you know, let it rip. I have concern for these people parenting if they just can't even make a decision on a name. Then you hire someone for 30K. I guess, you know, that family, that kid's going to grow up pretty rich probably. So he'll be fine or she. Okay. So she'll also, like, change the spelling.

like people like this this couple said oh we want to name our daughter ila a y la and humphrey said why do we use the isla it's a little bit more common hmm ila fisher and you pay money for that buy a baby name book for 20 bucks and just scroll through that bad boy and what if she gives you a name that you just don't like like i'm not paying for this shit i'm not paying for mortimer mort you know what i'm saying there's not a lot of mortes out there If you're not happy with it, you get your money back? I don't know what her guarantee is. This is just crazy.

This is wild. Dude, I love people. Look, that's good work if you can get it. I mean, talk about it. I legit felt dumb buying, like, the book. There's a book with like 100,000 names or something. And it's like, do we really need to buy a bullet? Sometimes you need a little inspo.

I will say the book was cool. I was like, I like. Does it talk about like personality characteristics and it'll, it'll, yeah, there's like a, there's like a, there's something. commit yeah there's something like that yeah okay um it's not it's not just a list of names no it's not just a list of names like here are the names these are the names have fun 30,000 a pop that's a grift man good for her taking advantage of stupid people yeah with money to spend dealing when taylor told me she once told me she's i showed her your name my shit you're great great grandpavvy's

Cajun now. It's D. And I had an eye in your name, son. Why are you Cajun suddenly? Where? Shivery could be caging. Grew up on them Everglades. No, I, dude, how funny would that be

if, like, just, like, there was an eye in your name originally, and then, like, say, they consult. Your parents are like, just take that eye out. Yeah. We talk to somebody, and they're like, Dillion's just weird. They're going to think it's Dillion. Yeah, they're going to say it wrong. And, like, later on, when he's doing a pod,

like, people are going to make fun of it. My name is a family name, by the way, people who give me shit for having the second most popular way of spelling Dylan, it is after like a great, great-great-uncle or something who has worked for Eisenhower, actually. Really? Yeah. Dylan Anderson. Interesting.

Author, too, published author. Have you read his stuff? No, but I have a book of his that I probably should read at some point. What is it? Did it age well? That's a good question. I don't know. I don't know.

Anytime, any time, like, you start talking with your family about, like, your great-great-uncle, you're like, yeah? Well, what all was he into? Dylan Anderson was an official in the federal government of the United States during the Eisenhower administration. Just like I said, he served as the second national security advisor from April 2nd, 195 to September 1st, 1956. He was also the member of the Draper Committee. Don't know what that is. Bro, Draper, my boyge brother. Dude, fucking Don.

Let's see. Probably knew a lot about Cuba. This is the book I have in my house. It's called I and Claudi. I and Claudi. It was a delightful and captivating novel about a couple of bungling but good-hearted con men who make their way across Texas over a two-year period in the 1930s. I'm going to read this.

Okay, so it's fiction. Okay, great. This is the dude I was named after. That's sick. My mom's maiden name is Anderson. That's sick. Yeah. Man.

So how about that? Man. And you also know New York Times bestselling author, W.R. Bolin. That's right. You're well connected. I'm surrounded by writers, man. Yeah, you're right. Really are.

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I did not want to be the dad who was standing there by the dugout looking in his phone, but I was kind of the designated dad who was like getting updates to people who wanted to know. There's a couple dads who were actually out there on the field. coaching that were like, how's it looking? Because as we walked up, I saw my, my, my, corner roads, buddies, dads, and I was like, we kind of looked each other like, yeah, things are happening. Things are happening. It got interesting. I was, I actually watched a little bit of it. I had the, the multi-channel quad box thing going on YouTube TV. So I had football going with the Ryder Cup, but I had the sound on the Ryder Cup. So I was paying close attention. And it did get

interesting. They needed, what, we need to clean sweep to pull out the victory, right? well when there was four on the board four left we needed we needed russ to pull out that match against Shane Shane Lowry and then like Colin was still on the core I think Scotty no scotty was already off the course my timeline's a little weird but basically like at one point where it's like well we got to get all four of these and two of them two are in the blue all square and two are in the red we were one up on so it looked yeah that's what I was going to say it looked doable for most of the time I was watching we either had the lead or it was tied and so like all right this is actually pretty doable uh can we talk about the the victor half point

injury rule that i can't really wrap my head around why it exists there's nothing to with victors don't take it personally david i know you're a big victor guy no he didn't mean so he could he couldn't play sunday and he did not play so he played saturday morning he had a great rider cup sat out saturday afternoon and basically could not give it a go Sunday morning. So they invoked the envelope rule. You know the envelope rule now? Where if somebody can't go, well, even if, okay, so every captain going into the Ryder cup has to put a name in an envelope, somebody that's on the team that in case of injury on the opposite team, that is the person that's designated to sit out. So for the U.S., the name that

Keegan Bradley chose was Harris English. I haven't seen anything where like Harris agreed. to that or if he even knew about it but that is an embarrassing thing if that has to come to fruition or it's like you find out you're the guy like by the way we're just going to sit you bud i mean it's harris english though you did not have a good rider cup he was set up to fail i think he probably understood the call there but a half point for sitting out i don't like that yeah i don't like it it ended up it ended up not mattering at the end of the day but it was close to matter it was close to mattering a lot very very much the conversation yeah didn't didn't love that rule but uh you're up one by two so it didn't matter at the end of the day like

i said uh it's nice to see the boys have some fight on sunday but man they just did not have it friday saturday did they um no um got up friday morning very early um Followed it, followed the opening T-shot, got just absolutely boat raced Friday morning. Okay. Come back in the afternoon. Let's make this a show. Got run again. Wasn't looking good.

And it was looking like, I mean, there was people joking, but like, this thing could be over by, like, Saturday afternoon. And, you know, it would have, it would have required the, like, the biggest comeback in Rider Cup history, right, after Saturday. And like you said, to the U.S. credit, they did make it interesting, very much so. What's up with Scotty in this format? He did finally get a dub on Sunday. God, he needed that in a bad way. But he just was just a no-show until then.

Yeah, it's tough. A lot of criticism about the pairings. That's usually what happens when you lose. A lot of talk about the course set up. page black notoriously like an extremely difficult course that they shaved down the rough and it was playing fairly easy so the ultimate thought is like this was basically just a putting contest because people weren't missing if people were missing fairways they weren't missing greens you didn't see a ton of people chipping um and europe just out putted us like the first two days like

significantly um and there's some strategical stuff like the stuff like the stuff like you you know there's a lot of people who like it's like any sport are you an analytics guy you a field guy you a vibes guy but like the data analytics on like um

more like running Harris English and call morcawa out there together they were the worst possible statistical combo one 30 second out of all the combinations they were the worst one and they ran them out there twice

and of course they lost both uh so you're like dude how does that happen like why were you not was there not somebody in the room being like like our co-captain me like we got to look at the data like more putting these parents together like what was what went into that so it just feels like i mean the people that like ride or die for this thing a pun not intended will tell you it's just the the u.s just has a flawed process um europe is locked in they're dialed in they ran basically a very similar team back They ran Luke Donald back as captain, and they are more in the weeds. They are more into details where the U.S. feels like it's just a bunch of dudes. Feels like me showing up, like guys are showing up for a golf trip. And it's like, we win, we win. This can be a fun week. Yeah.

Where it just doesn't, you know, there's the knock on like, this doesn't matter as much to the U.S. But like- That's what it feels like to me. Like to Scotty, dude, like Scotty, who was in Italy, like in Rome two years ago, like crying after getting fucking boat race by Hove and somebody else like it was just it's got a matter to him and like the U.S. just doesn't have

like a vocal leader really in their team like Europe is they've got Rory they got John Romm even though John Rom has like disappeared for a couple years because he's on live it has shown up in majors this year but but still like those guys are like Rider Cup stalwarts

for them now and it's like who on the u.s is like the dude in the locker room that can like rally the troops like they pick keegan as the captain because he got snubbed and it was like a weird you know they had the the full swing they had that whole episode where he gets the call and he finds out he's not so they were so i guess the thought was like you know what they'll rally around kegan he's well liked he was slighted last time around and he'll be a great captain and it's certainly not all on him but like I don't know

I don't know where we go from here because you just you just got I mean you had the very valiant comeback but like you got demolished on your home turf where you're supposed to hold court and you didn't yeah next one's added back to Europe now yeah their track record is even worse

it's I don't know I don't know what they do I don't know what they do at all it was ugly man they kept showing MJ out there yeah and I was just like dude what's he thinking like yeah that dude's a killer they don't have any killers not in that format anyway no it was tough i just hope my boy vicks neck is okay what happened you sleep on it wrong we've all been there maybe um yeah that's too bad and then it got ugly saturday um i've seen enough i've seen it and

hurt enough to know like because initially I was like oh people being mean to Rory okay and then you find out like some of the stuff that's being said to him and then somebody like swatted a beer in his direction and his wife's direction and like hit her got them like so it's like who are these fucking who are these hunks of trash that are out there that can't handle it yeah it makes me feel like an old man agreeing with the criticism but no it's gotten you're in the right it's gotten just ridiculous. I'm seeing videos of like, dude, just being like, fuck you, Rory. Like, oh, dude, real like, what? And these same guys, they pull for Rory in the other tournament. I know. That's a funny thing, too. It's like now that, now, now it's, you know, in this format, it's U.S.

versus the entirety of Europe. It's like, fuck you, dude. You're not, I'm like, whoa, whoa, you were just pulling for this guy two weeks ago. The funniest, the funniest moment, you saw that the the PGA of America, they had to fire the comedian they had who was emceeing and like riling up the crowd before, uh, uh, the, the Ryder Cup started like Saturday morning, Heather McMahon. She's a, I think she's big on Soche. I think she does stand. She does stand up and she does some TikTok stuff. She was emceeing. Excuse me. She was the one trying to, have you seen the video of them leading the chant? Her trying to lead the chant. I didn't see it, but I, I saw something about an F.U.

Chant. Well, okay. So she's out there. She's trying to, like, teach the crowd, like, a Scotty Sheffler chant. And, like, no one's into it. And it's really weird and awkward. And everybody's just kind of like, uh, and then she, like, starts like a fuck you, Rory chant.

Like, and this is before, it's before anybody's teed off yet. No one's out there. But, like, you know, it's like the sun's coming up. And she's out. They're trying to get the, the bullies riled up, right? For the first tee. And, yeah, that was not. a good look because i mean the rest of the saturday was just people just saying the worst things

imaginable to rory and how does it compare to the crowds in europe like the last writer cut two years ago uh i feel like you didn't hear anything like this um you know you the the story was like the european crowd given patrick cantlay jeering him for like that not wearing a hat because you know that controversy that seems fair game completely in bounds and like cheering when you know the other team misses a put like that's to be expected in a team a team event like this when it's some even some old timers don't like that but like i don't think anybody has a problem with that don't get personal bringing up like somebody's like uh relationship or divorce or whatever like i don't even like i don't know i saw some people will say they would think

that like bringing up that chory rory uh excuse me choked at pinehurst like that's that i that's kind of in bounds to bring that up right i feel like i don't know do we is this with a video of zach johnson uh chirping out a fan was it that during the writer cup i think oh god remember that one no that wasn't that was on a pgator tour event i can't remember which one i wonder if that was the last writer cup that might have been that that might have happened at the masters a couple years ago they brought up him choking or something and he got really upset about it well like but dude once you start just yelling like random obscenities just to yell them like that that's so lazy and boorish and like what what do you

doing it gave me the uh that's not golf it brought me back to when to that texas state game after college after i graduated when we played tech tech was just whipping our ass and i just yelled fuck you go i just yelled fuck you to guy who scored and touched everybody got mad at me in the section i was like all right but that's football i know i can't hear you i i was like that was not good there's kids around that was very dumb golf is like the tamest like it's all about respect and etiquette and it's a tame crowd typically it's quiet quiet they're about to tee off and to have a crowd like that that's just getting super it's such a perfect event though that like because so many like the europeans they do take it seriously and that's why they're really good at it but also some

of the seriousness borders on like iroll like okay it's a it's at the end of day it's golf like yeah we don't need to talk about like the reverence in which they talk about some of it again it's like you got great passion that's why you guys whip our ass but um in some of like the the golf journals over in europe it's so funny reading their stuff they get they they take it a little far um but yeah dude props to them it's a very their team is sick uh randy have already sent you like multiple out of out of office videos for this week because when they win their celebrations are always great they look like they actually like each other they're They're doing all the cool, they fucking, they're doing a zombie.

They're singing zombie together. Saw that. Which is sick. They said, Rory. Yeah. What do you think about that? You're the zombie guy on the show. I love the song.

And if they're going to, yeah, they can have it. They can have it for this. Disappointing. Disappointing. Like, it's just very deflating Saturday. Just nothing was going our way. Couldn't get any momentum. And then like, yeah, like you start seeing all the talks like, oh, hey, some guy just

brought up Carolyn was in the house. And like Rory, uh, somebody's talking about Rory possibly like, uh, sleeping with so and so. And so, okay. Great. Great. Going well out there. Shout to New York. And it was funny because Friday, the fans were like dead. I was watching. I was like, we're like there's, I mean, we're not giving them anything to cheer for, but like the fans out there are whole are just, it was quiet. It was weird. And so it's like they took that and they went into Saturday and just went fucking blackout mode. Anyway. I don't know. even know if I want to go to a Rider Cup. It just seems awkward. It seems like I would be on pins

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In New York, call the 24-7-Hopline at 1-8778-Hope-N-Y or text HopeNY-N-Y 4-6-7-369. Did I crush that? You did. Did you speed that up at all? What? That was your original cadence. That's not sped up at all.

That's how you did it the first time. That's just a guy. That's a guy operating at a high level. Wow. High level of podcasting. Real quick, before we talk ball for a minute. No, dude, China glue. Have you seen this shit?

The bone glue? Yeah. It, what, fixes a fracture in days? Yeah. How does it work? I looked it up. Inspired by oysters. oysters have the ability to stick to things you know um whatever it is they injected in there

heals the fracture and dissolves away naturally so you don't need like a second surgery but how fucking sick is that how far ahead are they on everything that's unbelievable i thought like the the free market i thought free market america would have had this by now and these you're letting these commies fucking beat us on the bone glue we don't have bone glue we're just focused on different shit over here. What are we doing over here? I don't know. Bone glue sounds sick.

Do you have to get in there and apply it to the bone itself? Like to get like... They have to inject it. Yeah. Inject it. I don't know if that means it's a less invasive, but like, yeah. That's so sick. So you have like a fracture.

Do that. I meant, okay, it's not going to be like Dax's ankles on sideways and they just glue it back and he can go back out there. No, but you don't have to do all like the pins and screws and stuff. That's wild. That scares me. It scares me that they've already developed bone glue. That's like an idea you come up with in like fifth grade.

Like you think like, I'm going to vent bone glue. Just glue back. Inspired by oysters. It takes some like actual oyster chemical. I don't know about that. I think it's proprietary. You know, the CCP is very, very private. That's fucking wild.

They don't like to let stuff get out. They do have that. I could have used that back when I fractured my shit. Oh, no. I think they let something got out back in 2020. You know what I'm saying? 2019 i guess 2019 as we know as we know because of the name wuhan randy's bid to get us deep platformed yes no i think no i think we're okay now

that's a good pull though randy hey thanks you've been kind of quiet these last couple sags uh i don't have much to add in with your golf charity or the rider cup i did not watch the rider cup and you did not play in the golf tournament i did not play in the golf tournament with you but you did watch ball over the weekend you mentioned Bama looking sick, looking back. That's going to put Will in such a tough spot because his vols snuck one out against Mississippi State,

and I don't know if he's going to, I don't know how he jumped on the Tennessee bandwagon. I guess I could just ask him when we go out there. I just, I hate that the SEC is delivering at such a high level, because I always, I like to jump in on the SEC Dunkin when they're not that great, but like this is really fun. I didn't see that game coming.

I never thought, Georgia was like an unbeatable force or anything. But Alabama, they got manhandled by Florida State, right? Yeah, it was just a bad, sloppy game. But yeah, their defense is. College football makes no sense. A transitive property does not apply in football whatsoever, because you have Florida State who handled Alabama fairly easily, you know, by Alabama standards, I'd say. And then this weekend, Florida State loses to Virginia. Sure. And then that same Alabama team that got handled by Florida State went out there and put it to Georgia pretty good. Ty Simpson, he might be, is he the best quarterback in the country right now?

Who's playing better than he is? Dante Moore, Oregon's playing extremely well. That would be the name, yeah. Julian Sand looks decent, but it might be tight. He's good, dude. He's real good. I just want to remind every college football athlete, especially of, If you're high profile, if you are DMing a young lady.

Unverified. But if you are, just know that that could end up around the burnerverse. Yeah, Drew Aller, if this, allegedly, if this is true, was caught being just... Oh, horny on Maine. Diabolically horny. Allegedly. Allegedly. I bet it's fake.

No one's that horny. That's not true. A lot of people are that horny. look at this fuck you just got to know that if you're a high profile quarterback you can't you can't put messages like that out there in the in the yeah you can't yeah he has to know that just use the timer on your phone can we just share the transcript on here i don't want to put it up there okay i'm not reading it i don't know how to read yeah we really can't read it people will revolt no offense what do you say what do you say come through and suck me what do you say come through

and suck me come through and suck me and then he wanted i hate that i'm on camera saying then he wanted a picture of her bent over and she said how would I even do that he said use the timer on your phone this is going around this is obviously it's not cool the people are making this stuff up coming off of a tough loss at home to uh my Oregon ducks they're not I just like watching them I've always liked watching them they are my number one team in the country right now I think that's completely reasonable I don't have a problem with you putting Ohio State at one but Oregon looks pretty tough, pretty tough right now. And to beat Penn State like that, they're good, man.

That was a really fun environment. Yeah. There was a wideout. We have... You ever participate in a whiteout? No. No. You ever seen Moe Bamba at a whiteout?

I've never participated in a whiteout, so no. Okay. We have the Aggies from Texas A&M beating Auburn. Oh, no. Auburn was back-to-back. to OU and A&M, has given OU and A&M both a lot of just respect right now. Like, oh, these teams are for real. You know what?

I think OU and A&M are both pretty good teams. I'm not going to, I don't want to take too much away from them. Uh-huh. But they stifled an offense that is just terrible. Auburn's offense is elementary. It's so bad. And you have two NFL receivers on that. roster you have cam coleman and eric singleton both guys who are going to be going to the country

best off like best wide receiver court in the country up there many people up there top people's top three top five definitely probably top three and you just you can't advance the ball and i i don't want to keep dunking on jackson arnold i don't because i've made my my opinion clear on the on the young man but he's just he just stinks man he well he will he's just going to remain a gamer and not a gamer plus for me. And he's, for me, he's not a gamer. He's... I think that's all he's got. He's just a guy. He's a guy who games. He's just a guy who's up for the game. He's not going to, he's not going to back down, which would take him out of the gamer category. Oh, what about Archie? I get it. Yeah, I'm not talking about Texas. I don't even know if Arch is a gamer yet. We don't know. We don't

even know. These next couple weeks are going to tell a lot about... On the road to Florida, this is where gamers are made. Florida has a really good defense. We'll talk more about this later on the environment really good defense it's in the swamp oh you has a fantastic defense i think that's right so we'll we'll find out if arch oh that could be an ugly game busting out of a slump for real or not oh yeah very soon um man did you see the meme that was going around of team you of it was arch in a team usa rider cup it was tough it was funny it's you got to laugh you got who's making that stuff don't take that shit too seriously i don't think it was real i don't think it was drill either no uh yeah elsewhere i'm on j kinney watch we've got the okey state job open we've

sam pitman got fired sam pitman is out bobby petrino bobby petrino got elevated to interim head coach okay all right so now what is next for j kini he's a name jeff tray you mentioned is jeff trailer getting floated yeah okay i saw a trailer getting floated for arkansas not oklahoma state but not Which job would you rather have? Arkansas. Arkansas seems like they've got a better backing. Exactly. I think Oklahoma state's backing is pretty much non-existent.

Yeah, that seemed to be the problem with Gandhi. They lost, and I forgot which offseason it was, they lost like 40-something guys to the portal. I wish T-Boon was still around for NIL. Yeah. To see what kind of money old Boone's throwing around. Could have been there, Cody Campbell. Yeah. Not Cody Canada.

Look, Texas Tech, man, who I think is now ranked top 10 in the AP ball. Betta buy, yeah. I'm jealous of their situation, and I understand how that sounds coming from a Texas fan who also has a pretty solid backing. But, man, that dude, they have like two five stars committed for the next class already. Oh, you flip one in their tackle. Yeah, offensive tackle, they did. Which...

He's from Oklahoma. I wonder what that went for. he said publicly he took less money to stay home at Oklahoma oh okay well hometown discount probably true I mean you can't you can't match the pocketbooks of Cody Campbell out in West Texas that's true Texas way yeah um it was all and all a good week college football great week actually um from what I watched

TCU gave away one it's Arizona State uh Arizona State still got that one loss on the road Mississippi State they're they're good it's looking like they're on a collision course with with tech for the Big 12 title but we'll see uh just want to give a shout out to our boy number four Dakota elite quarterback play last night for both guys dude he's playing out of his mind right now uh that defense still stinks but he's playing out of his mind. They're wasting. To do that without CD.

They're wasting like a very, very, like, I don't want to say historically good, but they're a great Dallas Cowboys offense. Even held Parsons mostly in check. Yeah. He got a cheap sack at the end of that game, which really wasn't a sack. I was very confused on that. But yeah, on that play, people are saying that it saved the touchdown. I don't know if that's, I don't think that scores there.

I think people are big, like, they're really trying to, like, work that into a narrative. because there's two guys right there. Yeah. And he's not the kind to lower his head and plow through anybody. I'm almost certain Zach's not scoring there. Go back and look. It doesn't really matter. He looks incredible.

It ended in a fucking tie. It's 11.15. I'm looking around like, I just stayed up for that. Which I'm glad I did because it was really fun. But a week after I kind of threw some shade at Jalen Tolbert, he makes that catch. That was so sick. Dude. You know, I mean, that's, oh, God.

He was running like a way. He was running like he was, I don't know, this proper term here. He was pulling out of the pocket. He was. He was running like right there. Like backwards, basically is probably the best way to say it. I thought he was throwing it away. While running to his left, running back, we'd throw it across his body about, what, 40, 45 yards.

It looked like he's just throwing it out of bounds. Yeah. And I would love to know if he had any thought that that might be a completion. George Pickens had a game too. God damn. we're wasting it we're wasting a running game that's sick i know um might see your guy jaden blue can they make a move for some defensive help at some point do they have the i don't know no i don't think so they have draft capital huh they have draft capital

they might or they might just say this isn't the air and just save it i don't know anyway i don't know man should be running back get the hell out of here yeah i'd like to segment during what you talk about what we already talked about. Randy's knee is going to be aching like clay. Spooky season starts next Tuesday. Fungi is low-key intelligent. Dave is going to release termites in Randy's place. I'm not going to do that.

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Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay, good episode. Dylan, I'm looking pictures of Dylan Anderson. He kind of looks like me, right? He looks just like my uncle, my late uncle. It's weird. I want to look into this guy.

What if he's just a dog? He might be. All right, fun show. We'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow, what's our Tron? Your Tron? Our Patreon. Oh, Patreon.

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