Circling Back - Bae, Mood, or Goals?

Episode Date: January 22, 2020

We introduce a new segment — Bae, Mood, or Goals — where McConaughey is our first subject. We also run through several animal stories before mashing that This Weekend In Fun. (0:00) This Weekend In Fun (4:40) Dillon Is A Movie Star (13:22) Bae, Mood, or Goals: McConaughey Edition (33:01) Dave Needs A New Catchphrase (38:36) Animal News: Iguanas, Coyotes, and Cockfights (54:03) Boys Being Boys Moments (57:05) This Weekend In Fun Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (RANDY20 for 20% off) Betterment: Download the Betterment App Bach: Download The Bach app and use WASHED for 20% off in-app purchases --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defreeze to my right david carter roth exciting times around these here parts yeah oh yeah it's pissing outside right now. It's not a straight-up pissing. It's just like a drizzling. You know what I mean? It's like the shower. Look at the fucking drizzle.

When you turn it off and there's still a little bit pouring out. It's kind of pissing. It pissed early. We did get pissed on. It's going to piss later, too. I believe there's a 100% chance of rain from like 11 to 2 o'clock today. Yeah. Which is a pretty high chance alexa told me to to stay dry out there today well we kind of needed it we kind of needed it right oh we needed it central texas pretty much

always needs it get to turn the sprinklers off huh for a couple days wow are you excited to have sprinklers again when you get your house yeah man are you lawn maintenance guy no i actually hate doing i hate i love having a lawn i hate maintaining it well i got bad news uh sprinkler technology has not evolved yeah it's trash it it's the same shit it's the same um you know oscillating one or whatever it's the spinner the 360 one and then there's the lay down fountain one unless you go ahead and get the whole irrigation system put in, which I don't know if you're going to do that or not. I don't actually know if my house has that or not.

Well, we'll find out. And just an update, pull back the curtain. We have the water cooler guy getting here. Their installer says between 11 and 1130. Did you know that? I may have to have you all pick me up lunch. Did you know that... I may have to have y'all pick me up lunch. Did you know that Tim Duncan works in the building, Dave? The Big Fundamental?

Did you know that? No. This dorky white guy walks up to us earlier, and he just introduced himself to us. He works in the building. He's probably listening. No, he's not. He writes our name on his phone.

He says, I'm bad with names. He goes, my name's Tim. He said, I'm actually the original Tim Duncan. Oh, he's not. He writes her name on his phone. He says, I'm bad with names. He goes, my name's Tim. He said, I'm actually the original Tim Duncan. Oh, that's okay. A dorky white guy

named Tim Duncan who works a couple doors down, I think. You know that's his move on every first tee he's ever been on? Tim Duncan. Hey, Tim Duncan.

Not that Tim Duncan. Yeah, not that Tim Duncan. He definitely gives his full name when he makes dinner reservations, right? Yeah. He seemed really nice. He definitely gives his full name when he makes dinner reservations, right? Yeah. He seemed really nice.

When he calls hotels, he's saying, Tim Duncan. Maybe we'll take him to Taco Deli today with us. It's hard to say. I feel like we shouldn't take the guy that we just met to Taco Deli. Yeah, probably not. He does own the building, you said, though. Oh, he's the owner? I think he said he owns the building.

Oh, did he? Yeah. Okay. I'm pretty sure he did. Now our tones change a little bit. We got to squad up with this guy. Okay, Tim Duncan. Tim, why don't you fix these handles?

Oh, man. Maybe the door. Maybe all the holes I drilled into the wall. Yeah, maybe the ceiling panel that Brett punched a hole through when he got frustrated. Yeah, I got a little frustrated. I yanked on it. I knew exactly what was going to happen, and I didn't stop you. David, I remember sitting there watching with that grimace on your face.

It's like, oh, something bad's about to happen. And then all of a sudden, Brett just snapped, and a ceiling panel was just raining from the skies. It just disintegrated in your hand. We're starting to get the same treatment in this building that we got, the old Grand X ones, where people walk by and just wonder, what the fuck are these guys doing? It may be because there's 260 pieces of wood in the living room area. They see the microphones, I think. Okay.

There's like a radio station in there. You see the microphones. That's a little abnormal for a setting like this. Be careful what you say because they're going to listen to one of the pause from this week. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I hope Tim Duncan's listening. I hope not because you called him a nerd.

You know what my favorite part is about this office complex? The amount of college QZs that are being worn. It's a big-time SEC powerhouse. Everybody's wearing one. Yeah. I've seen, like, three different Ole Miss ones. I've learned that in the city of Austin, you can get away with any article of clothing if it's burnt orange

or has the horns on it. Yeah, any college logo place you go into like the biggest like finance or law firm downtown there's a dude walking in with like brooks bros slacks sleds and like a pullover a qz with the horns yeah and he paid like 185 dollars yeah and it's fine Definitely didn't use promo code Randy20 No, what a dumbass What a dumbass Fucking hunter Imagine

Couldn't be me, dude No Couldn't be me No Man You gonna intro Dylan? Oh yeah, what up, Dylan? What's up, fam? Glad to be here, man

Dude I love this weather Surprised you have time for us right now because you're a movie star I know, I know, I know Gosh How did you not already have that screenshot available? I'm surprised you have time for us right now because you're a movie star. I know, I know, I know. Gosh. How did you not already have that screenshot available? I've tried to find it a couple times, and I just...

Yeah, what's your deal? I usually just get impatient with... I don't remember where that scene is in the movie. So I jump back and forth for 20 minutes. I'm like, I'm tired of looking. How long did it take the person that found it? Is it easy to find if you're just watching? Like, oh, that's Dylan. If you're looking for me, then yeah.

Because I knew what I was wearing. I knew I was in all blue. Because those were my high school colors. But yeah, unless you're actually looking for me, then you'll miss it. Because I'm not on the screen for too long. Dylan's in a movie if you're just tuning in. His life is a movie.

I was going to say his life is a movie now, which is cool too. The Rookie. Did you meet the team? Didn't actually get that far. No. I was just Guy Walking by Dennis Quaid. Oh, yeah. You gave him like a nod.

If I was credited, that's what it would say next to my name. Guy Walking by Quaid. Hey, Rook You gave him like a nod. If I was credited, that's what it would say next to my name. Guy walking by Quaid. Hey, Rook. Like, give him one of those. No. Where is he from in that movie? It's some, like a West Texas town, right? I don't remember.

What is it? I've never seen it. What's it about? You've never seen The Rookie? No. Oh, damn. It's based on a real story. Jim Morris, I think the guy's name is.

Oh, yes. He wrote a lot of good songs. He made his major league debut as a pretty old guy, like upper 30s maybe. He kind of just emerged really late and could throw upper 90s. So he made the bigs for a very brief period of time. Okay. Was it a good movie? It's a great movie. Some people really good movie? It's a great movie.

Some people really like it. It's a Disney film. Was he a guy that was like dicking around in AAA, AA? Or did he just get into baseball late? He's kind of like a Kurt Warner story, I think. Yeah. Oh, so he's an alt-right douchebag? Bagging groceries.

Is he alt-right? I don't know if he's alt-right. I don't really know anymore what the names are, but he's a hack. I was more of a Marshall Falk guy on that Rams team. Dave, I have the... What? Is that intentional? No, that wasn't intentional.

I'm pretty sure he was on the team, wasn't he? Marshall Falk? Yeah, of course. He was a fucking monster, right? Dude, the greatest show on turf. Did you not say Curt Schilling? No. I said Curt Warner. Dude, I heard, I swear to God,

in my head, I heard Curt Schilling. Oh, no, I said Curt Warner. Oh, yeah, I've totally just, I take, okay. I have done Curt Warner wrong. See, I didn't think he was an alt-right douchebag. I was going to say. Curt Schilling, definitely. Curt Schilling, 100%. Well, in my head, I was like, I don't know if that's how Curt Schilling got to the bigs. Like, I feel like it wasn't. I know.

Because Curt Warner, he was, like, literally, was literally bagging groceries before he became an NFL quarterback. And he played in CFL, right? No, he played for NFL Europe. Oh, even better. He was like the Berlin something. But Dave, Big Lake, Texas is where the rookie starts. Big Lake. Yes, out in Reagan County.

Oh, Reagan County. Oh, Reagan County. Shout out Reagan County. Shout out Glasscock County. It's out there. Shout out Kansas City, Missouri. Why? They're real ones, dog. You're going to the ship, dude.

You would enjoy the rookie. It's got a lot of Texas like, Texas ambiance to it. It sounds like a tin cuppy. Yeah. I feel like I turned it off after, like, before he got to the bigs. Like, he was just throwing heat at some random field. I was like, all right, this is boring. That's the field I was at.

Was it? Yeah. Dude, Dennis Quaid, the whole time we were out there, he was pitched from the mound for like a solid two hours straight. That's so tight. And he clearly – Does he have heat? Clearly has never played baseball before, one of those.

Does he have heat? They did a – no. They did a good job in the movie of masking his clear inability to throw a baseball. There's a scene, Dave, in The Rookie where Dennis Quaid throws a pitch by like a highway speed radar sign. Lights up 98. Whoa. if that doesn't get the the chills going no that's not actually what happens what happened he was in the movie and then he's like he's all bummed out and he walks away and then the lights flicker it could

actually oh that's right or something like that yes he's like ah i'm gonna give it up or whatever it's just you know i bet in real life that didn't actually happen yeah you gotta think it didn't it seems a little bit too dramatic for i don't even reality can one of those things pick up a baseball i feel like it's a little smaller than a car hard to say yeah it's very hard to say when i see those i always just floor it i gun it i get out and sprint and see how fast i can run i can i can actually imagine you doing that if there was one set up next to like your new house i could see you being like hey parks I get out and sprint and see how fast I can run. I can actually imagine you doing that. If there was one set up next to your new house, I could see you being like,

hey, Parks, can you get a video of me sprinting by this? Actually, there is one right by where I'm at. Yeah, you're going to end up doing this. We're doing this. It's like a neighborhood caution radar. Does it pick up humans? We'll find out. We'll find out.

You know those things are like seat belts they they hurt more people than they save the radar things i don't think seat belts hurt more people than they save dude this guy in high school he used to say that we think the guy's an idiot what's the i fucking hate that i hate that argument so much if you when you get pulled over and the cop goes what were you you going? Are you supposed to say, I have no idea? I've never been pulled over in a situation.

I would just say the speed limit. Just say the speed limit. Yeah, like, I mean, I know there's like a school of thought.

Like, if you're just honest with the cop, you tell him like, yeah, I know it's going a little over, but you most,

I just cry. I just crap my pants. Yeah, I just cry. And then I do. I got a load in my pants. I just cry And then I do not crap my pants I'm like dude I'm so sorry Like dude I got a load

In my pants You want me to Fucking not speed Damn Like that chick On worst weekends If she got pulled over The cop's like

Get out of here Yeah Yeah He could probably Smell her Don't say anymore though That's Patreon content only It's true

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Peace of mind included. Download the Betterment app today. B-E-T-T-E-R-M-E-N-T for the Betterment of you. Hey, Dylan. What's up, fam? Can you intro us to this new segment? New segment alert. New segment alert.

New segment alert. I think Dave should explain what's going on right now since this is the brainchild of DCR over here. Also give us the inspiration behind the new segment. Yeah, how did you come up with this? I feel like you were just talking to Alyssa doing bits while making dinner, and all of a sudden you were like, wow, that's genius. No, I can actually tell you exactly what I was doing. I was going through listener voicemails for uh today's

episode that we're recording today pull back the curtain released friday on patreon and uh i was watching the mavs as clippers tough loss lost to white pal prayers up to him towards achilles really bad real bad anyway uh it just popped into my head. I think somebody called in with Stan Mute cancel. That's probably about 10% of the calls we get. And it popped into my head that we had ourselves a potential new segment alert. And that segment is Bay Mood Goals. What? Because there's some things you just need to figure out.

Like, is that Bay? Is that a mood? Or is that goals? Dude, it's a valid questione? Is that a mood? Or is that goals? Dude, it's a valid question. Should we do a demo bae mood goals just to, you know, let the people know what's going on out there? Yeah. Let's start with things that are just, like, you know,

tossed around all the time. Pizza, donuts, and avocado. There's a common thought that pizza is bae. Yeah, like, as far as I'm concerned, like, whenever I hear pizza, I immediately default to thinking, okay, that is bae. I'm going to go ahead and say donuts and mood. Really? Yeah.

Why? Why, dude? Because avocado is goals. No, not for you. Dude, I disagree. You gained like 20 pounds on avocados. It's just not goals. It's stacking goals.

I don't think it's, maybe it's gains, but not goals. Gains, goals. Dude, I'm going to have a totally different thing than you. I asked you to do a really embarrassing question. What is Avos? Dude, avocado, dude. Avos, dude. What's your problem?

I don't know. David. I saw Avos, A-V-O-S on the rundown. Avos. I was like, what am I missing? That sounds like a hotel, like a bougie-ass hotel bar. Yeah. It's like a new casino in Vegas. It's like, yeah, a Cosmo

Martini or whatever costs like $18 at Avos. Catch me hammering Espresso Martinis in Breckenridge, by the way. Stop, dude. I hate Espresso Martinis. Dude, I might say that pizza is actually goals. So, I'm on board with you. I have pizza as goals. I have donuts as mood pizza is

bay and i have avos as bay so i have avos as bay because of healthy fats avos are bay and i think donuts for me are mood because i'm never actually eating one but like i'll put it on my instagram stories if i'm about to hammer that thing So it's just kind of like a mood. Yeah, it's a whole mood. What's your favorite kind of donut? Chocolate. As a kid, I was a big cream-filled Long John fan. Never got into the cream-filled stuff, surprisingly. That wasn't until your freshman year?

Yes, the late bloomer. Pizza. I mean, it's hard to not make pizza bae because pizza kind of is bae. But when you put it up against all these things, pizza's gold. Like once you hit all your rings on your thing, Dylan, like you're just going to go hammer a pizza. This is so stupid. Can I sub? I'm going to sub one.

Yeah. I'm going to sub out avo. Okay. Queso. Queso for nachos. Because nachos. Ooh, I think queso is a better sub. I feel like nachos, there's too much going on there.

Yeah, that's what's a mood. If that's it. You're saying it's a whole mood? It's a whole mood. I'm still keeping it, and queso is still bae. You haven't seen people put an IG story of loaded nachos and be like, my life's all over the place? Can I give a shout out?

Speaking of nachos. I would unfollow someone if they did that. The nachos we had in Dallas before the Stars game at Heroes, the place right next there, those were good nachos. I thought they were going to suck, but I like them. I was worried you were going to slander

those, and I was like, you know what? I enjoyed those. I did enjoy them. I've had a lot of bad nachos. There's some Mexican joints around here that we go to a lot that don't have good nachos, and the Heroes nachos were And the Hero's nachos were dope. I wish I would have had a fork at that restaurant. It was like pulled pork. To eat some of those nachos? I was doing the thing where you use the

untainted chip to scoop up other chips that were just drenched in stuff. The flaccid chip. Oh, they were a mess. That's how I want my nachos. Due to hot mess. That's why it's a whole ass mood. Great Killers album. Jim Saloon is the best. That's's not fuss brad hot mess is a taylor swift song maybe i don't know sounds oh man that might be strike two maybe chase rice so did you see the tweet that somebody sent us for the chase rice tweet no

it was i don't know how you missed the name of that song because it was an all-time bad fucking song it was something about a dirt road. No, it was PBRs and PBJs. All right. That's just a college diet. Dude, I'm not even going to front, man. That's gold. That's a 20-year-old diet.

20-year-olds aren't drinking PBR. Yeah, they are. Are they? Oh, yeah. In Michigan, they were at least. PBR was the choice for like hippie people. PBR might have, they are. Are they? Oh, yeah. In Michigan, they were, at least. PBR was the beer of choice for, like, hippie people. PBR might have had the biggest, like, decline. I hate it.

In the last ten years of any beer. I mean, they're getting crushed. They used to be the cool beer, and now it's very much not PBR. Smells like dog shit. So does Heineken. Alright, let's do a real one. Alright. Alright, Baymood or Gulls, Dylan? Okay.

No, this is for the entire class. McConaughey ice fishing. McConaughey pushing a Lincoln. McConaughey at a Texas sporting event. And I'll even open it up to any sporting event since he was at the UFC card last weekend. He's been everywhere lately. Will had a great thought on the gentleman. He was like, dude, I'm worried this movie's going to suck because these guys are not turning down any promotion whatsoever.

We could probably get somebody on here. They're ramming it down everyone's throats, which makes me think this movie is going to not be good. Can we get McConaughey in the lodge? I think about it. I like what you're doing in the stew. A lot of space here. Like the panels. McConaughey at texas sporting events is

bay for me because you know i'm a texas guy cool dude uh don't i don't know cool dude i don't know why i did i think it's pretty obvious that mcconaughey pushing a lincoln like that's a whole mood it's a that's a mood for sure right like that's a whole last that's goals for me come on why why though you dude you can probably go cop a lincoln right now yeah i don't think That's a mood for sure. That's goals for me. That's a whole ass mood. That's goals for me. Come on now. Why though? Dude, you can probably go cop a Lincoln right now. Yeah, but I want a Navigator, and that's not in my price point right now, so I can't do it. So I'm striving to get a Lincoln Navigator.

Yeah, that's a mood for me. I can get you one. Can you? Yep. Can you get me a stretch Navigator? I can get you a navigator truck. I'm confused about that R. Kelly song. Did they actually cater food into the stretch navigator?

He was canceled, sir. Okay. We don't talk about R. Kelly on this podcast. No, I know what you're saying. Yeah, it's probably not that crazy to think that they catered food in the stretch navigator. So they just had a lot of room in there. It just seems dangerous to be driving with those little ramekins with the heating stuff. Those things make me so nervous.

It's just like, what's going on here? My sister once catered Qdoba, the burrito place, for one of my niece's birthday or something. Qdoba? Yeah. Qdoba? Was it Qdoba? I always say Qdoba. I always say Q. That could be wrong. I've never? Yeah. Qdoba? Was it Qdoba? I always say Qdoba.

I always say Q. That could be wrong. I've never said it. I've never eaten there either. It's my favorite burrito place. Really? Yeah. David, stop.

No, I don't think it is. For me, it's not. For me, it's third. Behind what? Moe's and Chipotle. Never had Moe's. Moe's is very good. My favorite's Freebird.

Yeah. And then Chipotle. Then Chipotle, then Qdoba. Freebird, Qdoba, Chipotle. For you too? Oh, yeah. It's just good. I like it. I just like Q, Q.

Maybe it's not Q because Q and on. It's like, it's not cool to say that anymore. Makes you think. Qdoba. I feel like they have high quality beef and meat. And I only like quality meat. So. Okay.

Well, okay. Let's go through these. For me, McConaughey ice fishing is mood. That's got to be Bay for Brett, you think? No, that's goals for Brett. Okay. That's big time goals. Because, I mean.

Ice fishing is pretty modest. It's pretty easy to get into. Not the way McConaughey does it, though. Is that how a lot of people ice fish? Sitting on the back of their navigator? Probably not. Yeah, just by yourself? No.

Ice fishing actually looks super depressing to do. I've never seen the flag thing like that. That's kind of tight. Brett, tell the people what you said before the pod. I said when the flag goes up in that commercial, so does my dick. All right. I feel like there's a better way to word it.

So you become sexually aroused is what you're saying. The aesthetic of that commercial was one of my favorite things I've ever seen. It was unbelievable. It had bamf vibes to it, that setting. Also Vancouver since they're neighbors. They call them the Twin Cities of Canada. Because they touch. Because they're just right all over each other. Dylan, what call them the twin cities of Canada. Because they touch. Because they're just right all over each other.

Dylan, what aesthetic makes you horny, baby? Oh. Yeah. I don't know, dude. I don't know, man. It's the pain of a new Easton. Oh, yeah. Do you know what aesthetic makes me horny?

Huh? Are we doing this? Yeah, what aesthetic makes you horny? No, we don't have to, but we can. For me, it's like bathrobes at hotels. Oh. No, actually, for me, it's what we're about to experience, which is Opry in the mountains. Oh, yeah.

So you're just going to be horned up the whole time. Oh, no. Don't even come near me, Dave. I'll just hump the shit out of you. You'll be wearing snow pants, though. Come on. I don't care. I can slip them off.

It's altitude. Be careful. Chill. I'm just saying. And you're going to have long underwear on, right? I'm going to tell you all this right now. Y'all have long underwear, right? I can peel those, too.

Yeah. David, altitude is a completely different beast. beast dude we don't even know what will it altitude is capable david altitude is goals really okay i think it's bay i think mcconaughey at sporting events texas specifically is uh actually goals no he shows up he shows up for a little bit he shows up right before the main fight on the at the connor night the connor card he shows up probably third quarter tex He shows up right before the main fight at the Connor card. He shows up probably third quarter, Texas game, sees that they're going to blow it, leaves.

No offense, Dylan. I actually am going to change my answer. And he's only doing sweet. He only gets sweets or sidelines. So that's goals. I change it. I'm sorry. I change it.

Also, somehow on the sideline of Texas basketball, which not doing great. I don't know if you checked that West Virginia box score from the other night, but Big 12 play not been kind to Texas. They got blown out. They're not good. They're not good. Shaka's got to go. Shaka's got to go.

I feel bad because I think he's really nice. I'm ready to cancel him. Cancel him. I'm canceling Shaka. Is Sweets or Sidelines our new sports podcast that you host with Sideline reporters? Dude, let's just call it C-Suite. I've heard worse names.

I hate it, actually. Lower Bowl? It just sounds very, very podcast-y. Suites or sidelines. Sounds very pompous as well. I only sit in Suites or on the sideline. Dude, hell yeah. Don't do that.

Dude, I do like Lower Bowl, though. Lower Bowl, that's all I said. That's all I said. That's all I said. Shout out to the Rockwells. Shout out to Luke. I'm going to be blazing some lower

bowls in Breck this weekend. My buddy, I asked my buddy. You need a gravy bong? I asked my buddy what kind of

edibles to get. I'm not an edible guy, right? And that's what I want to do in Breck. Why? Because I don't want to get

paranoid as fuck. No. Don't do an edible. I want to do ed Breck. Why? Because I want to- Because you want to get paranoid as fuck? No. Don't do an edible. I want to do edibles. What the fuck? Do a five. Dude, peanut butter cookie edibles is the worst idea for an edible. Your mouth will be so dry.

Yeah, your mouth is going to be like a desert, like the Sahara out there. I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to be micro-dosing the entire time. Dude, hell yeah. I'm going to micro-dose CBD. So do they have skills or M&Ms? Because that would be tight. They definitely got the gummy bears.

But I heard one gummy. You got the fruit by the foot knockoff thing. You'll be fine. The point is he said to do... They've got chocolate covered coffee beans. I don't do chocolate. Really? Not with that.

The one time I did that, it was... Were you just hammering it? Hey guys, Brett's got something to say. Oh, thanks, Dylan. Yeah. Wow, that's a mood. Do half THC, half CBD in your edibles? I've gotten some like that.

They have those there. I had some that was like, this is hilariously low, but it was like 2 milligram THC, 10 milligram CBD. Okay. And it was compared to like a glass of red wine. And I think that was pretty accurate. I might have those.

Is there wine with It was the only one you could do for me a guy like me could do and then go out and be social

and not be like a fucking geeked out laughing and pointing at lights and shit. Seeing Betty Boop jump off the wall

and run around in the bed. It's very specific. Will's on the phone. I have a potentially devastating voicemail I have to listen to right now. I'm going to think about it the entire pod. What's the topic? We're about to find out. So Will's face right now, pretty stone-faced.

I don't know what this call's about. Sly smirk and sheesh. I guess we'll find out later. Like, how bad are we talking? Not that bad. Okay. Not that bad. Did somebody buy your Land Rover that you want?

No. Dude, I wish I could get a Land Rover. No, it was involving that, though. Ooh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If they sold my whip, I'm going to kill somebody. I don't think they can. I put down a deposit.

You're trying to push a new whip. Yeah, dude. I'm going to kill somebody. I don't think they can. I put down a deposit. You're trying to push a new whip. Yeah, dude. I'm really trying to. Yeah. People are saying it might be today, but it's looking like it's not going to happen today. Damn. Your boy's loaded. Have we made decisions on all this McConaughey shit?

Yeah, I don't know. We kind of got sidetracked because Brett got all horny from the ice fishing thing. Yeah, why are you so horny for that? I don't know. All right. I'm officially going McConaughey at sporting events as goals. McConaughey driving a Lincoln is bae. Dude, no. You don't know. I'm officially going McConaughey at sporting events as goals. McConaughey driving a Lincoln is bae.

No, you're so stupid. And McConaughey ice fishing is mood. There's nothing wrong with that. No, man. I'm not going to let you come in here and do that. I'm not going to let you come in here and do that. I wanted to do a nice segment and you come in here and make a mockery of it. No, dude. It's a good take.

So what aesthetic makes Dylan the horniest? Yeah, have we decided this? Yeah, operate. Dude, why? Dude, it's not operating. You just love seeing people just with, like, 50 layers of clothes on? I love getting off the slopes, finding a nice big stone fireplace, sitting by it, and having a stiff cocktail with my friends. Okay.

You know? You pop the boots off. You're making it very easy for us here. You pop the boots off, and you put your regular snow boots on, and they're so comfortable, and you're sitting there, and it's like a long day of skiing. I order all my cocktails extra stiff. Dude, catch me operating just my thermal underwear.

Don't act like me saying stiff cocktail is some weird thing to say. It's a very common term. Who's acting like that? You are. I'm not, crazy asshole. I'm over here doing the stuff. That'd be a great name for a gay bar. What?

Stiff cocktail. It's probably been done. I bet that's been done. Let's open one up. Okay. Kings only. What, David? What, dude? We just have a bouncer He's like no dude

You're not kingly You gotta get out of here What if you ordered your cocktail Neat and stiff I want it neat Neat and stiff sir If it's neat It has to be stiff

Yeah if it's neat It's gonna be stiff as fuck People aren't talking about The fact that I had a Little Japanese whiskey last night. That was pretty stiff. Are they going to serve mescal in Colorado? It's hard to say.

It's illegal up there. Shut up. Yeah, they can't import it. You're lying. Import it? Yeah. It didn't cross state lines? Yeah, it's a state.

It's actually an old prohibition thing. Yeah. They just haven't repealed it. It's one of those, it's kind of like a joke at this point, but they still do it. They just don't think that's accurate. How many times have you gone to the grocery store on Sunday morning, not even thinking about it, and you're like, oh, I'm going to pick up a six-pack,

and you realize it's like 1130 and you can't? That's so – it happens to me like once a year. That's such a pain in the ass. I go to Central Market on Sundays before the rush, so I always try to go, 10.30 and 11.30. And it is kind of annoying. It's like, man, do I want a six-pack of beer for this? The sports that are going to be on in a little bit?

And you can't do anything about it. You're just sitting there. I'm just going to wait at the checkout for like a half hour. No, go ahead. Just holding like a six-pack of fucking bells. I'm distracted by to wait at the checkout for like a half hour. No, go ahead. Just holding like a six pack of fucking bells. I'm distracted by Dave right now. Why didn't we talk to Tim Duncan about getting this door fixed? I didn't know that Tim Duncan owned the building.

I thought he was just some jabroni that worked down the hall. Well, now he's a jabroni and a nerd per don't, so he's not fixing anything. Yeah, well, fuck. He's going to hate us. We're probably evicted. We're fine. I'll check the lease. Yeah, well, fuck. He's going to hate us. We're probably evicted. Nah, we're fine. I'll check the lease. Yeah, okay.

Hey, I don't know. Let's talk Roebuck. Okay. I've got something else I didn't put on the run sheet and I meant to. I think I see a Roebuck peeking out of your QZ right there, Dave. Dude, that's a performance tee. I'm going to go to the gym today. Wow. The cool thing about performance tees is that they perform on a high level.

Yep. They're tees that perform. I need to go to Roback right now and just like see what kind of new shit they got popping off on the site. Can we talk about the hats they sent us? The winter cap? Yeah, we can. Those things are fresh.

The only thing is we're going to all be wearing them at the same time. Do you know they're fleece lined? Yeah. No, I think we need each designated day that we're allowed to wear it. I don't know what happened to mine. I don't have one. I think Sally took it. I think Sally did take it.

No, I gave her mine. There is one sitting in the old studio, so I can grab that for you. No, you can have it. I have plenty of toots. Well, I don't need two. You don't need two toots? What's a toot? Bring all your toots because I need one.

I need a different one. Like for real? Yeah. Okay. If it's dope, is it? Paradox Brewery Toot. P-A-R-A-D-O-X. What is a different one. Like for real? Yeah. Okay. If it's dope, is it? How about Paradox Brewery Toque? P-A-R-A-D-O-X. What is a toque?

I don't know. It's the hat. It's with a ball on the top. I heard Brett say it. It's like a hockey toque. No one's saying toque. Yeah. T-O-Q-U-E. No one's doing toque.

You're from up there. You don't know what a toque is. I've never heard that. What do you call it? I've never heard that term in my life. The only toque I've ever heard of is a toque. You guys don't wear hats down here. You don't wear fluffy hats.

If it has a ball on it, you say, oh, the one with the ball on it. I call it a palm. A palm? See, that's dumb, too. Is that different than a toboggan? Dude, I love that on Roback's site, they've got a new shirt called the Big Tuna, and their featured image for it is just a dude holding a lax stick. Is it just Bill Parcells with, like, some pleated khaki shorts?

Like, dude, that is so tight. Yeah, I don't see that. That's truly tight. Dude, let's get – never mind, actually. Check out rollback and use promo code Randy20. Oh, they'll love this. I saw a dude – I was watching a little Korn Ferry yesterday with Randy and saw a dude I was watching a little Corn Fairy yesterday With Randy

And saw a dude Rocking a white Rowback cap Hell yeah That's awesome Like in the crowd Or like playing No no no

He was playing Dude hell yeah A lot of backers Showed up wearing Rowback gear You'll love to see That's when I knew That the meetup

Was going to be a success Because I turned the corner And I saw like Three different dudes Wearing rowback QZs And I was like Oh we're in Yeah

And they look so handsome Should we change our name To Washed Media? M-E-A-T? Maybe. Right. Maybe. We don't do those jokes.

Can you put his mic down? Have you all seen this new hat called the Hawk? No. Dude, it's kind of fresh. Are we talking Roback? Dylan couldn't pull it off. But that's a fresh-ass hat. Let me see.

Why wouldn't I be able to pull that off? Yeah, it is kind of sick. That is very mean. Oh, it's definitely not a Dylan hat. It's very mean. Dylan would look like shit in this hat. Let me see. Why wouldn't I be able to pull that off? Yeah, that is kind of sad. That is very mean. Oh, it's definitely not a Dylan hat. It's very mean. Dylan will look like shit in this hat. Oh, nice.

Everybody else is like, That's a small head hat. It just doesn't seem accurate. Dude, the Hawk. Randy 20, for your first purchase, 20% off. Dave, what was your new,

what was your, the thing you wanted to speak of? We've got hella animal news today. Okay, this will be quick. No, don't make it quick. Do what you need to do. I need a new grocery news today. Okay, this will be quick. No, don't make it quick. Do what you need to do. I need a new grocery store slash gas station slash any counter service interaction crutch phrase. Because I have been going with have a good one.

That's been my go-to for many years. And now it's not only mine, but it's the person who's helping me and so we'll both awkwardly say have a good one have a good one and it's just it doesn't mesh and sometimes we'll say it at the same time so i need a new one you want you want mine yeah i don't use it in texas as much but i always use it at gas stations in michigan and it's just all right i'll be be seeing you. That's fucking smooth. It's not bad. I do it with take care.

Just smooth. I'm going to take care of guys as well, Brett. I don't say take care. Take care. All right, take care. Drake made that two syllables. Drake made that two soft.

Be tactical. I'll be seeing you. Should I go with lay? No. No one's doing lay. No one knows what that means. All right, dude, lay. All right, I'm going to

fuck with you. You can say that. Let's do that. What if I'm not going to fuck with him, though? I can't fuck with you. There you go. But you clearly fuck with him. Or else he wouldn't be going there and trying to think of new sayings to impress the guy.

Also, very bummed that we will no longer be going to the gas station by the old studio. I'll be going there still. I feel like I want to go by and just say what's up every couple weeks. That's still my gas gas station. Well, that guy's not very friendly. It is a dope gas station, but the guy is not right. He's a tough egg to crack. He recognizes real ones, and so for me, he's great.

I can see him not liking going. I don't want an overly friendly behind-the-counter guy, though. No. I like all business. I want somebody who I have to earn their respect. Yeah. Which Dylan clearly is not. Gosh, I stopped at a little grocery market situation by the house that I'm about to move into recently.

And the guy just would not stop talking to me about it. Nice. It was like longhorn football, I think, was the topic. I wasn't even wearing longhorn gear. He just wanted to bring it up and talk about it. He was telling you you're a football guy. I was like, I got to get out. I'm just trying to get a protein bar right now, dog.

I'm going to be on my way. Did you get sick so you don't have to talk to him again for a while? I'm concerned because that's the store I'm probably going to be going to most often when I move. I'm sorry, player. Yeah, it's real tough. You have a friend out there. I'm going to just fake being deaf next time I'm in there. Deaf?

Wow. Dude, that kind of feels like stolen valor. Sorry, man. I can't hear you. Dude, Uber drivers do that all the time. You all know that, right? They put the thing on that that says hearing impaired or whatever. That shit's mostly fake.

They just don't want to talk. Are you sure about that? There was a guy. I got picked up from Polvo's, and the dude had it, and I was like, okay, very much noted. And then when I got in the car, he said, by the way, I'm not deaf. I'm just old. And I was like, all right, cool.

Like I would do it. Cause I just, I don't like, I don't like small talk with people. I don't know. Are you driving Uber? No, if I did do it,

I would put that. Like I'm hearing it. I feel like we're doing decently at this company. I don't need to be driving Uber. I'm fine. I'm fine. You just, you just want the human contact.

What if you messed up and like somebody cuts you off? Oh, you fucker. And you're like, oh, I swear one of every three. I guess that would be mute. Puts that on their profile i've had one one guy there's a guy in south austin who actually is hearing impaired i'm not saying there aren't hearing impaired uber driver you

made it sound like that you're saying that most of them if you're a hearing impaired uber driver and you're listening to this podcast just know that we love you what you're basically saying all right you're what dylan's basically saying is that hearing impairedness is not a disability that's not what i'm saying actually hearing impaired people i i fuck with them the uber drivers who lie about it like yeah i'm sorry to all the deaf listeners i just feel really bad about what this is like uh this is like larry larry you can hear my apology well this is like larry wearing the the maga hat dude that was hat so people don't talk to him. I'm sorry, that was great.

That was good. That was really good. I loved when he was sitting at the sushi bar and he was just like, nope. Oh, he's so great. It was a volume shooting episode of Curb, but there was some payoff. They settled in. They settled in at the end of the episode. We talked about this on Patreon yesterday, but the first 10 minutes laid it on really thick,

but the last 20 minutes, I thought they really started to hit their stride. It's weird to me how in Curb, they're so casual about cheating. Jeff has cheated on his wife numerous times, and they laugh about it. Larry's just cucking Ted Danson, which no one's doing that. Ted Danson's a snack.

Ted Danson is a hotter, older man. Dude, he's – the white hair works on him so much. He hasn't aged since Phantom Brothers, or Save and Private Ryan. Like, he's looked the same. I feel like he should go through the same renaissance that Jeff Goldblum's going through. I feel like Danson has it in him. He's funny in that show, too.

He's great. Ted Danson's one of my all-time faves. No, if Ted Danson's going to go through the Goldbloom, that means he's going to sign on for a Cheers sequel or something, Will. Sign me the fuck up. No, they do not. They probably tried that. I'm sure they... I think they did have a reunion, actually.

But, I mean, as a massive Frasier fan, I never really had Cheers in my arsenal just because it was a little too dated for me like i didn't fully understand what was going on just a lot of guys drinking yeah kirsty alley she's not a guy i know i'm saying she was there as well okay i was just a big norm guy i think jeff goldblum might have the flirtiest fits of anybody. Yes. He is the definition of flirty fits. It's amazing that I haven't seen every episode of his new show. I don't even know what it is.

The World According to Jeff Goldblum. Sounds tight. Yeah, it sounds incredible. Hey, should we do some animal news? There's no shortage of it today. This might be our most animal-heavy episode we've ever done. I'm ready. I'm going to pull a page out of Brett's book,

and I'm going to ask you guys what you guys want to start with. Do you guys want man chokes out coyote, man killed by blade-wielding rooster during illegal cockfight, or falling iguana alert issued in Florida due to cold temperatures? Ooh. It's really a tough decision. Give me the iguanas. Okay.

Everyone knows I'm a big iguana guy so this is big we don't have that issue at wilmots because we keep it at a like we keep the thermostat at a steady 85 just you know it's too hot man no it's good what's the what's the humidity in there looking like hella it's dripping yeah yeah dude that doesn't sound comfortable at all dude that's what you want at wilmonds, though. When you're there, you're family. So apparently iguanas slow down or become immobile when temps drop into the 40s, which doesn't really happen a lot in places where iguanas live.

Right. They're tropical creatures. And right now they're just falling from trees because they just become so docile they're just dropping. It's raining iguanas in Florida. They're getting pissed on by iguanas? I guess so. And by raining you mean they're just falling. It's raining iguanas in Florida. They're getting pissed on by iguanas? I guess so. And by raining, you mean they're just falling out of trees?

They get so cold that they can't use their extremities? Yeah. They should cover them in ice like they do with the oranges down there. Just spray them down? Yeah. They freeze easier than a warm-blooded creature like ourselves, right? The National Weather Service in Miami has issued an unofficial warning for falling iguanas on Tuesday night due to the unusual cold snap that's hit the Sunshine State. You guys know iguanas are cold-blooded?

I think that means physically, not like they're just killing people out of cold blood. Yeah, they're reptilian. They're reptile. So you got to think that they are? Yeah. Just little dinosaurs, basically. Okay, but they're saying that they're not necessarily dying from it. No, it says don't assume they're dead.

Yeah, it says they're likely not dead, but simply too chilly to move, which I've been there. I've been so chill I couldn't move. Dude, that's what I'm going to be like on the couch after I mash one of those edibles. Dude, are these iguanas goals? Yeah, dude, they might be. A two-week snap with temperatures below the 40s in 2010 killed off many iguanas, along with Burmese pythons and other invasive pests that thrive in South Florida's subtropical climate.

I refuse to call the iguana an invasive pest. They are. They eat a lot of greens, though. They eat a lot of bugs, too, I think. Iguanas are one of the chillest animals out there. They're so tight. I know some people are scared of them because they look like little dinosaurs. But when I'm in Mexico, when we're in Cabo and you just see one by the pool or something, I love it.

They're very detailed. Like, they're very, I don't know. Okay. They're bad, dude. You can, like, see them breathing and stuff. I don't know. I think they're tight. You can see them breathing?

Yeah, like, you can see the little, like, lungs. The stomach expands. They've got, like, little beer bellies on them. Yeah. Frat. I think they're tight. You see them breathing? Yeah, like you can see the little lungs. They got like little beer bellies on them. Yeah. Frat. Yeah, they party, dude. Dude, are iguanas low-key frat? You gotta think. They should call the hockey team in Seattle the Seattle Iguanas. Well, they don't live up there, so.

Dude, I'm sure there's some in some terrariums up there. I bet you somebody owns an iguana. Sure. If you're a backer and you live I bet you somebody owns an iguana. Sure. There's got to be one. I know a kid who owns one. If you're a backer and you live in Seattle and you have an iguana, take a selfie with it. We'll retweet it. There's not a single iguana in Seattle.

Dude, yes. No. You got to think there's a dozen or so. No. Owned by people up there. No, I checked. There's not one. There isn't.

There's not one. The iguana population. Yeah. Did they, was that part of like the census? Yeah. Do they do they why what's up with censuses like why do they do those you have to do you have to mark down your pets on the census no you gotta know how many people are absolutely don't are habitating a city don't they have like a fucking database that's pretty accurate at this point like i feel like we're all in the system i'm not i still need to switch my license how do they conduct a census?

They knock on your fucking door. They put a sensor on your home. They're not knocking on doors anymore, Brett. Well, they can. You do the mail-in one. No, they do. They hire. That's like a temporary job for people.

They make like $24 an hour or something. If census markers go down, walk up, that walks. Instead of Ubering. I don't Uber. Dude, you said. Hey, I just had a thought. What if these iguanas, it's actually not because they're cold. They're just doing one big mannequin challenge.

You got to think that's not it. Yeah, you just play Black Beatles. They eat beetles. You have to think that they've eaten beetles before. Maybe they're just doing one big bit. I don't think they eat beetles. I guarantee they eat Junebugs, right? Are they carnivores?

June bugs piss me off to no end. Herbivorous. Herbivorous. So they eat herbs. How do you say it? Do you know? I don't know. I'm going to guess herbivorous.

Herbivorous feels right, but I'm not sure. There's no way to look it up either, unfortunately. Herbivorous. Do you guys ever before going to a restaurant, Google the menu and not know what something is, but it sounds really good, so you have to Google how to say it on YouTube? Nope.

I think I have done that. I do it for Italian restaurants because I don't know how to say a lot of this stuff, so I'm like, all right, I got to go on YouTube and figure out how to say this. I did for malta hattie sauce. It's so déclassé of you. Shut up, dude.

All right. Do you want the next news story yeah dude let's go do you want the depressing one of the the less depressing one um let's go most depressing okay man killed by blade wielding rooster during illegal cockfight oh see that's on the guy you know shots the rooster did he catch an artery or something? What happened? Dude, it's hard to say. A man has died after a rooster slashed him with a razor during an illegal cockfight in India. I'm not going to try to say his name because... Yeah, you should. Sara Pali Venkatsawara Rao.

You crushed that. Pretty good. Thank you, thank you. He was a spectator in a village in the state of something else I can't pronounce. And I didn't know this, that the birds have razor blades attached to their limbs and then they're placed in the ring. I didn't know that they equip these things. There's some that they do and they don't want them to kill each other.

They'll put, like, rubber on their talons. Rhett's showing us a picture of one of these iguanas that just passed out. This iguana is just chill-ass. He's going like this. It's like he had too much to drink. Yeah, dude, he's just on his back. If I was in Florida, I'd be going around with a blow dryer and just kind of heating him back up.

Here you go, little buddy. Come on, bud. You got this. No, I'm just going to pick him up and just warm him with my hands. That's weird. You have a portable blow dryer? Yeah. Yeah, he does.

Battery powered. He has an extension cord. Really long. Dude, that iguana is just going like this. And he's dead. Dude, I am anti- just going like this. And he's dead. Dude, I am anti-cockfighting. It's like he took half his ant. It says the event organizer was placing a rooster into the ring

and it struggled free and kicked out, fatally wounding the 55-year-old in the stomach. Damn. Oh, my God. I mean, part of the reason I don't feel bad reading this story is because, like, maybe you just don't have cockfights. Yeah. So they're illegal in India as you just don't have cockfights. Yeah. So they're illegal in India as well.

It said illegal cockfighting. Yeah. You got to be careful when you're handling the cock. Am I the only person in the room that's been to a cockfight? Is that correct? Yeah, I can't believe you've actually been to a real cockfight. No, I've never been to a cockfight, Will. I don't believe that that's a good thing.

I don't like to watch animals fight to the death. I didn't know I did either until I went to that cock fight, and I was like, damn. That's honestly really bizarre that your parents, and you need to walk this back, because your parents, did they know it was a cock fight? I don't think they did. We went to this restaurant in Cancun, and then all of a sudden, in the back, there was a cock fight. I was really young when this happened. I was probably low-key faded, too, just sipping on margs and stuff. Oh, yeah, dude.

Dude, you told me you didn't even drink in high school. Dude, I mean, I was eight years old on this trip. Okay. And, yeah, there was a cockfight. I don't really have any, like, I don't really have, like, that vivid of memories from it because I was so young. We probably went to Carlos and Charlie's after that and just, you know, hammered some Shirley Temples. What? Nothing.

You're looking at me. Dude, I'm sorry. I'm hard, hard dude i've never been to a dog fight i don't think i'm gonna do that that's how most people describe you as hard yeah i will never go to a dog fight no oh fuck that i think that should be punishable by 10 years in prison purely evil shit yeah did you guys know michael vick went down for this shit well you're the michael vick of this pod so this article i'm I'm not the Michael Vick of the pod. Dude, you are closer to being Michael Vick than any of us. Because I'm the fastest?

No. No. Yes. Because you're a dual threat. Because I got fucking wheels? Because you're a dual threat. Dual threat to freeze. Yeah, dude.

The wild sock formation really fucking scores touchdowns. Oh, no. You guys know these roosters are given steroids and fed rich protein diets? It's kind of like Dylan. That's pretty sick, actually. Maybe this is not as inhumane as I thought. That. Oh, no. You guys know these roosters are given steroids and fed rich protein diets? It's kind of like Dylan. That's pretty sick, actually. Maybe this is not as inhumane as I thought. That's tight, yeah. They're just stacked for them.

But it's in an effort to increase their size and chances of winning. Yeah, that makes sense. How do they strap the metal talons on? They're cute little talons. Just strap them on. Slide them right on. Yeah.

It's like slippers. Tie them on. Slide them right on. Yeah. It's like slippers. Tie them on. It's slippers. I didn't know that they actually strapped razor blades. Yeah, it's probably a very violent and painful death for these roosters. Well, the Indian Supreme Court banned cockfights as a part of the 1960 Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act. That's what Gandhi helped get through. They're still a very popular practice in many Indian villages.

You think Gandhi ever went to a cockfight? You got to think he did, yeah. Yeah, like he definitely had some like low-key money. Just a different time. Yeah. Yeah, different time. I feel like that's where a lot of people gathered too. Maybe he spreads the message.

It's like Texas, you know, Texas high school football. It's like where the community gathers on Friday. There's just cockfighting. Are we going to have cockfights at the Stiff Cocktail bar that we open? At the Stiff Cocktail? At the stiff cocktail? By the way, there is no bar called the stiff cocktail. There we go. No, there's 100%.

There's not. I googled every state. They just have terrible SEO. You googled every single state. Yeah, I did. They were all the two-letter abbreviations. Okay. Cut down on the time.

Stiff cocktail sounds like your recommended tab. I don't have that. Recommended tab of the week. Hey, do you guys know every single state abbreviation? Yeah. Maybe. I did at one point, but now it doesn't matter. There's some that trip you up, though, like Maine.

M-E. Oh, it's M-E? M-E. Isn't M-N one of them? Minnesota. Minnesota. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah.

All right, so Will's out. Yeah, I lost that Sporkle quiz, that's for sure. The original Mitten State, Minnesota. Shut up, dude. Land of a thousand mittens. That's what it is, yeah. No, anyone from Wisconsin trying to claim that as the Mitten State is just an idiot. No, it is, though.

No, it's the Mitten State. Dude, I had lunch with J-Bone yesterday. He was like, I wish I just had time stamps for every single time you guys did my impressions. Why doesn't he just come do the pod? Here, I'll tell him. 49 minutes today. He should just come do the pod. He has the Micah effect every time we have him on.

Dude, J-Bone's great. I don't think people love it. People aren't as violent toward J-Bone. I hate him. People are like, they think it's funny. Like, Micah, he... But they dislike him for different reasons. He has a strong feeling.

Yeah. Like, J-Pen will just completely railroad a whole segment. Which I love. Sometimes intentional, sometimes not. I love it when it's not my show. So he and I ate a sub sandwich today, or yesterday. Where'd you go? Two cheese.

Did you like two chains? Yeah, we got the Italian. It was a spicy Italian special. You invited me on this like two weeks ago. Yeah, but then I forgot about it. Oh, Yeah, we got the Italian. It's a spicy Italian special. You invited me on this like two weeks ago. Yeah, but then I forgot about it. Oh, dude, thanks for the invite, man. Dude, you were putting together like that thing outside. It's pretty interesting that you...

What was I putting together? The coffee cabinet? I'm sorry. I cut myself doing that, but I bleed for this company. J-Bone brought up something that I think we do need to do. He brought up something that we actually agreed to a long time ago. At least you and I did. I don't know if Dylan did.

But it's us three scrambling against him in a round of frisbee golf. Or disc golf, whatever they call it. I had no interest in doing that. You don't want to beat J-Bone in something? You've never beaten him in ping pong. That's true. Dylan would be out there with a 12 gauge, just acting like the Frisbees are fucking skeet shooting. We would absolutely beat him.

Absolutely. For the record. I don't know, dude. Now that we're taking strong stances, it's got to happen. I'm not going to help that much. Frisbees aren't really my bag. Dylan played a lot of ultimate at Texas State. He was a big frizz guy.

No, I actually am really bad at doing frizz. You could catch him in the courtyard with the like, the other dudes from the dorm. Playing hacky sack, too? You go over the side. It'll be in there. San Jack. Dude, you know J-Bone went through a huge hacky sack. A hundred percent.

I did. I played hacky sack every lunch break. J-Bone's aesthetic is hacky sack. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Like, he's like a human hacky sack ball. For sure. Y'all did hacky sack? Dude, it's not a hacky sack ball. Don't say y'all. I didn't do hacky sack. Yeah, for sure. He's like a human hacky sack ball. For sure. Y'all did hacky sack?

Dude, it's not a hacky sack ball. Don't say y'all. I didn't do hacky sack. What is it? I feel like Will and Dave did hacky sack. Yeah, dude. No. I would always play hacky sack.

I'm terrible. I forget what the game was called. I think it was called War or something where you'd have to get H, A, C, K, and then you could just kick it at people. I played four square. And if you hit them, they were out. Four square was tight. Poison.

Yo. Suit game. I played four square in elementary school. I used to dominate. I used to fuck with it at people. I played four square. And if you hit them, they were out. Four square was tight. Poison. Yo. Suit game. We played four square in elementary school. I used to dominate. I used to fuck with it. Yeah. I had handles in the square. Did you?

I'd be like, step in my square. Nobody would. Damn. That's hard. That's cold, man. That's hard. You guys hear about this man that strangled a rabid coyote to the death after it attacked his son?

Yes. I don't like coyotes dying because coyotes are one of the tightest animals on the planet. Are coyotes a... What? But don't attack myotes dying because coyotes are one of the tightest animals on the planet. Are coyotes a... What? But don't attack my son. That's a thing. How are they one of the tightest animals on the planet? Wait, why did you say, why are coyotes tight, though?

Coyotes are tight, dude. No, they're not. They're cool, but they're not tight. They're scavengers, man. Dude, they're tight. You guys are fucking haters. I like the howl that they do. It sounds tight.

Oh, they scream, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The thing is, they're close enough to a canine or a wolf to where it's like you know you'd feel you don't want to kill it personally i don't but if one is out there attacking humans you have to or randy or rosie or my dog just got choked out man well this guy i'm not choking you out if you attack randy i'm just gonna slowly punch you in the gut wow over and over yeah damn it says a new hampshire man killed a coyote with his bare hands Monday after it grabbed

his two-year-old son by his jacket and hood and dragged him to the ground. Ian O'Reilly, the dude, told CNN that he had never harmed an animal, so it was a weird experience. Like, yeah, dude. Choking out a coyote might be a little weird. I wonder how long it took. Yeah, that's a serious... It was rabbit, you said?

Yeah. That's freaky. Two hours earlier, another attack occurred in nearby Kensington, according to the Kensington Police Facebook post. So this could have been the same coyote, and this guy's a hero. How far away is that? It says nearby. So you've got to think it's near.

Just like Banff in Vancouver? Yeah, think about Vancouver and Banff and then just take that distance. By the way, that pull the tape did not even exonerate you. Exonerated. No, it did. Absolutely not. You are so guilty. I went back and watched it like three times.

Like, am I just missing the context here? What's going on? Brett is the only one who thinks he's exonerated. 100%. You were very quick to try to exonerate yourself, and I was very quick to clarify absolutely not. I was completely exonerated. Western Canada could do them both in one trip.

Well, dude, this woman, or Pat Lee, I don't know if that's a woman or a man. Pat? It's hard to say. It's Pat. Yeah, the movie didn't really help either. It's Pat. Pat Lee and her two dogs were sitting on a porch

when a coyote attacked all three, biting Lee in the process. Lee and her dogs received rabies shots as a precaution. Okay. Is the rabies shots as a precaution. Okay. Is the rabies shot, if you're like a human and get bit, is that the one that they have to do to your stomach? I've heard it's like really brutal and painful.

Not sure. It's hard to say. What's the one if you step on a rusty nail? Tetanus. Tetanus. I had to get a tetanus shot once. I was at a skate park and I threw a piece of wood with a nail in it at my buddy just as a joke it's not and uh and yeah no it wasn't funny because the the nail caught me instead so i had to go get a tetanus shot so

did he throw it back at you or is it like no we're just having fun just you're just horse being around yeah dude just just boys being boys. Don't nail that each other. I thought I tore something, but it was just tendinitis. Nice. What was your best boys being boys thing you guys used to do? Like rock fights? Cock fighting. We play a game called Big Rock, Little Rock.

Arkansas? What is a rock fight? You just throw rocks at each other? We had like a, our development was new, so houses were being built all the time. So we'd go in and take like mud balls that probably had rocks in them. Mud ball? Yeah, throw them at each other. Jeez.

Yeah, just boys being boys. We played Bloody Knuckles. Growing up. We played Big Rock, Little Rock, where one person takes a big rock and they throw it in the water, like high. And then everyone else has a little rock, and you try to throw it as hard as you can at the big rock. That's tight. But that can't really cause injury to yourself. We used to shoot potato cans straight up in the air.

Yeah, that was dumb. Let them come down on us. I don't know why you guys were doing that. Dylan, don't act like you didn't use to play Smush Cock. What's that? We didn't play Smush Cock. He knows what that is. Yes, you do.

It's called Cock Smush, not Smush Cock. What is it? What is Smush Cock? It's just a made-up game. What is it, though? That no one has ever played. No, someone smush cock. What is it? What is smush cock? It's just a made-up game. What is it, though? That no one has ever played. No, someone has played it. What is it?

Tell them the game. You have to smush. You just smush penises. No, and who's the winner and who's the loser? Whoever taps out is the loser. But what if... What if you get a boner? Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, I thought that was the winner. That's a secret weapon, yeah. I still haven't played Wet Spot. I really want to play it. What's Wet Spot? I don't know what that is. Can we play it in Breck? If you tell us what it is.

It's where you... So all of us would stand in a circle. It's a drinking game, so you're drinking a lot and you have to pee. All of us stand in a circle and you pee your pants and the person that has the smallest spot of pee on their pants wins. Dude, I would have such a big – That is the worst game of all time. Dude, wet spot.

No one's playing wet spot. Yeah, they play it. My buddy told me about it. He lives in Scotland, and he was like, yeah, we played a game of wet spot. Here's a boys – No one's playing that. Boys will be boys moment. We found out that if you pee on powdered chlorine, it, like, bubbles up,

and then if you, like, toss, like, a little rock on it, it makes this extremely loud boom. What? And we became very obsessed with that. What the fuck? Yeah. Don't try it at home. You think the water guy was here?

I thought the water man was here, and it's not Dan's dad. Can we go to lunch if he's not here yet? Should we wait for him? No, we're going to lunch. I might just say I'm leaving the door unlocked and come in. Yeah and it's not Dan's dad. Can we go to lunch if he's not here yet? Should we wait for him? No, we're going to lunch. I might just say I'm leaving the door unlocked and come in. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Don't step on the panels. 400 pieces of wood outside.

Should we tell him that he can record a podcast if he wants to, too? I'd follow that. Does he have the memory card, though? Hard to say. Maybe he has his own in his car. Should we do this weekend in fun? Presented? Whoa.

Oh, we have a presenting sponsor for This Weekend in Fun? Presented by? Hell yeah. Is this one on? Thank you. Dylan, you're going to Breck alone, right? No, sir. No, I mean like no lady friends.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no mommies. So there's a chance you might be choking a lot of coyote. Like if you're out there on the trail, like running or jogging, working out, there's a chance. Dylan's going to be cross-faded trying to have cockfights in the house. Him and Drew are going to have a cockfight.

Dude, you and Drew are going to throw hands. I can't wait. Yeah, we probably will. We might need to get some content off with Drew. I'll wrestle with Drew. Should we have Drew on the podcast

that we record at our ski house? The Lost Haze podcast. It would be funny if he came on and just bombed. I can't tell if Drew would be really...

Because talking to Drew in person is one of the funniest things in the world. I worry that he'll overthink it if he gets a mic in front of him. I feel like he's so unintentionally funny. He doesn't know what he's saying half the time.

I had that worry with Clay, with Flounder, and he ended up not doing it, which is great. He ended up being better than all of us? Yeah. You see Flounder met, what's his face? Sorry, Chuck Liddell? Yeah. His story was funny. The Iceman.

Flounder underscore on underscore. Duh. Duh underscore. Fly. Yeah. Flounder underscore on underscore. Duh. Duh underscore. Fly. Yeah. Flounder on the fly. It feels like he could get rid of the underscores. Yeah.

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Absolutely. I was saying yesterday when we did this, a Batch Read, I needed this for my bachelor party because sending out the Venmo's like three weeks later, people were just not responding, not wanting to see these people or talk to these people again. You're pressing reminder on Venmo trying to make it work. It just doesn't work. But with this, you can share a group itinerary,

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Dude, gross. One of the guys has an Android, so the group text game is a debacle. Why are you inviting him? I don't know. Well, it's not my call. It's not your bachelor party? it's not your batch of pointy it's not mine no we brought him on via the batch app group text and it's flawless this is one of those ideas that you come up with and like like you don't actually follow through on and these guys actually did it and crushed it i'm hella jelly right now

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We had drinks with some of the Batch App people, and I will say, your boy got a little too faded that night. Yeah, I lost odds. Had to chug a gin martini. Is that the night that Dylan ate the blowjob pie or whatever it's called? Yes, it is. It was a banana. Drew ate it for me. I don't know if it was called that. Drew stepped up. Oh, yeah, he did. Stepped up, took it down.

Yeah. Nice. That's big. Yeah, what a guy. Let's do this weekend. Check out the Batch app. Y'all will not believe what I have going on this weekend. Yeah, dude. It's crazy that we all have different weekends right now. So tomorrow, which will be Thursday, even though this is going,

oh, this goes live today. Never mind. Long weekend alert. I get my episodes mixed up. Yeah, so tomorrow, going to Denver. Flying into Denver and we're going to do

some sort of very casual meetup. What are you doing in Denver? Well, we're going skiing. You're coming with me, actually. Are we on the same flight? We're actually on the same flight. I'm not saving you a spot.

So it's big game, Brett. Yeah, I'll be there too. We're on the same flight. We're actually on the same flight. I'm not saving you a spot. So is Big Game Bread. Yeah, I'll be there, too. I heard, is Sally doing a cheese plate? Dude, don't even. Sal Gals is going to be in full effect tomorrow, which means that I will be sitting as far away from her on the plane as possible. I want to be a Sal Gal tomorrow. I want to sit with her.

No, she's already. I want to sit across. I was trying to eat some. Oh, we got to check in right now, right? 1 o'clock. 1 o'clock, dumbass. Calm down. I was trying to. I don't, we got to check in right now, right? One o'clock. One o'clock, dumbass. Calm down. I was trying to.

I didn't want to be like C-14. I was trying to eat some Marcona almonds last night, and she was like, don't eat those. That's for my cheese board on the plane. I was like, dude, chill. She's crazy. She's bringing a cutting board. It's really annoying. I don't hate that.

Okay, anyway, back to me. Okay. So we're staying in Denver tomorrow night. We're going to go out, but it's going to be low-key. We're not going to get faded because we have a big Friday. Can we just drop the meet-up location now? Has it been established? Can we decide on that one that we talked about yesterday?

Sure, go. Meet-up is at the Moxie Hotel Bar. Not in a room or anything. We're not having a hotel party? Bar. Like Michael Scott at the trade show. Do we have a time frame on this? We don't.

I mean, you want to call it time right now? Go ahead, Brett. 5.30. Okay. Early then. Early. Early. After work, happy hour drinks.

We'll be there until our dinner. Yeah. Unlike the other meetup where I drank with the backers for nine straight hours, unfortunately, we do have a dinner resi. Correct. And this is kind of the governor that we need on the golf cart right now. Like, if we don't have that dinner reservation, we're going to be struggling our first day in hella altitude in Bragg. Agreed.

So, from 5.30 to 8, 8.30-ish, we'll be at the Amachi Hotel Bar in Cherry Creek. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Friday we get up early, and we're driving to Breckenridge, and we'll be there for three nights going skiing. Some of the ladies are getting spas off. We've got dinners. We've got bar outings.

We're going to shred that mountain. We're going to shred. Have you decided what day the Will vs. Dylan ski-off is yet? It's the whole time we're out there, really. It's just an overall. It's just like an Olympic. It's like you get points per run. It's just based on how tight you look.

Do you want me to be the unbiased judge, or do we have to have somebody else? I don't give a fuck. Okay. I mean, I don't know if Dave's going to be with us day one. I'll watch. And then Dave can be the day two judge, just so we don't have any conflicting reports.

I mean, I'm fine with that if I do make it to day two. I'm only scheduled to ski one day. If I enjoy it, I'll go back to back. And who knows? I might not be good enough to even keep up with y'all. In fact, that's probably... No one's keeping up with me. Yeah, no one's keeping up with me, dog.

I'm going to be a blur on that mountain. You're going to see my yellow pants. You're associating speed with being a good skier. You're going to be going straight down the hill with your ski poles at a 90 degree angle up from the snow looking like a total idiot. Gape or shit.

Oh, you can't gape, dude. Calm down, Brett. I just don't trust you yet. Catch me out there gaping. Being a gaper is part of my aesthetic, man. But now I got this tight spider gear and some new goggles. I'm going to look tight on the mountain. Yeah, you're lucky that someone came through with a bunch of tight gear.

You're going to look like such a noob. Our boy Max Shreds over at Spider really hooked us up, and I'm not going to look like such a noob. Boy, Max Treads over at Spyder really hooked us up, and I'm not going to look like a Gaper anymore, which I'm kind of disappointed in partly because I owned it. You wanted to own it. This Gaper can actually ski. That's fair. You know?

That's fair. I thought you were going to go denim and a Texas Longhorns hoodie, but denim, denim, denim. No, I've never actually done that, man. I'm kind of sneaky excited for Friday, by the way. The day we're not skiing. Oh. Yeah.

We're going to operate without skiing and then just hammer Breckenridge at night. Oh, yeah. I think we have a dinner reservation, though. Yeah. We got hella reservations. Dude, we got resis, man. We got resis. The only night we don't have resis is Saturday.

Hey, is there a dope lunch spot up on the mountain somewhere? Why the fuck would you ask me that? I've never been there, dude. Maybe you did research, dog. Considering it's one of the most popular resort towns in the planet, I would think, yeah. I want to do like a- Yeah, you got to think that places serve lunch. I want to do an up-

But like, I'm talking upscale. There's definitely a Schlossky's. I want upscale, like fine dining up on the mountain somewhere. Wow. Like what you're trying to eat, like- Have you ever done that? Trout that they caught from the river and shit? Have you ever done that? definitely a schlossky's i want upscale like fine dining up on the mountain somewhere wow like what you're trying to eat like have you ever done that trout that they caught from the river and shit you ever done that it is have an upscale lunch yeah like all the time oh but like on a mountain dude no get a hot toddy and some an espresso at the end of the meal salving on blunches up on the mountain are you doing blunch yeah i'm doing blunch brunch i tried to make brunch a thing back in the

day didn't work i was more doing something on blonde but i do lunch too i i just switched how brunch worked and did blanche there you go i don't know we'll we'll find something for you dylan anyway that's my weekend and fun presented by the bat chap that's it i mean do we even need to go through everybody right now no i just I just covered it. I do need to announce that I will not be at the meetup. Oh, yeah. Dave's going to be getting in too late. I'm sorry, Dave. Well, you can roll by for the last shot.

Yeah, come through, bitch. I'll get you some green tea shots, my dude. It's 200 feet from the restaurant. Well, dude, our flight lands at 6.55. So you'll be— You're missing the meetup. You're checking hella bags. You're fucked.

Yeah, you got to take the little shuttle to the... And I'm going to pull back the curtain. These guys didn't want to do a late meetup, and it's probably the right call. It's definitely the right call. We have to be up so early the next morning. Yeah. But if you want to...

I don't know. If the Papa Roachie wants to be there to take photos when we arrive at the hotel, that's fine. Got my life. Do you have any breaking news, Brett? As a matter of fact, well, I do. I'm glad you asked. Only one piece of breaking news today because it's going to take up three to four minutes.

Okay. Here we go. Here's what we're dealing with. The USA Today has released their 10 best fast casual restaurants of 2019. Is it a ranking or just the best? It is a ranking. Okay. Hit us.

Number 10. Au Bon Pain. ABP. No clue what that is. It is a northeast, sort of like a Panera, but a little more obscure. Oh, God. Yeah, it's not great. I just hear Panera and i immediately tune out well you're

gonna hate this list number nine five guys okay i fuck with five guys five guys is probably lowest on my list of fast casual burger places messy burger in the game their burgers a little much for me yeah it's a lot but it's good like it's not bad though it's a day ender if i eat the burger and fries yeah i'm not gonna i'm not gonna act like I'm not open to eating some Five Guys. I think they have the worst fries in the game. Go ahead. Hey, Dylan. What are the fries?

I'm listening. Five Guys fries. They suck. Okay. Number eight, Metallica's Deli. I don't know what the Southeast thing is. It's like the Jason's Deli, the Southeast. They swear by it.

It's not as good as Jason's Deli. I'll just say it. Nothing is. If you think it is, you're wrong. J-Del, I like to call it. But it is. I know it's a Southeast thing. It's like the Jason's Deli, the Southeast. They swear by it. It's not as good as Jason's Deli. I'll just say it. Nothing is. If you think it is, you're wrong. J-Del, I like to call it. But it is not bad. Sick. Yeah.

Number seven and third out of three touch match places, Moe's, Southwest Grill. I've never been to a Moe's. I've not tried it. You've never heard of it? It must be more of a northeast or east thing. I've heard of it, but I've never been. It is my favorite of the fast casual touch match places.

Moe's and Bojangles are two, I know they're different cuisines. Bojeezy's? But people swear by them, and I've never tried either of them. Moe's might be the most unhealthy. They're just unapologetic about how much cheese. Good. Yeah, I'm about it. Number six, Panera bread.

Okay. Dude, hell yeah. I don't know if we... I stand Panera. It's a mood. No. Dude, Panera's a day. Panera, you can't...

Maybe their sandwiches, whatever. Their mac and cheese is phenomenal. I would rather dig through the dumpster out here and find something to eat in there than go to Panera bread. I'd rather lose a cockfight than eat Panera. I'd rather get my stomach lacerated. Would you rather cock smush

or eat Panera? It's the same thing in my book. I'd rather freeze and fall out of a tree than eat Panera Bread. Yeah, shockingly, my iguana tweet that I put up from circling back isn't doing well.

That's out of context. Catch me freezing in trees. Yeah, dude. Catch me just iguanaying this entire trip. Number five. Portillo's. Have you had Portillo's before? I believe it's an Italian beef place.

I don't know anything about it. It's right up our alley. Number four, Chipotle, Mexican grill. Never had it. Okay. I have it like twice a week. It's fine. Burrito bowl?

Yeah, what's your go-to order? Normally bowl. Burrito. Meat, though? What meat? So here's the thing. Their only meat that's quality, in my opinion, is the carnitas and the chicken.

I agree. Their steak and even their new carne asada, it kind of tastes like, it kind of doesn't taste as good. I agree. They go adobo chicken, right? It's quality. The carne is better. I just, I eat steak. When it's steak night in Austin, Texas, I go big.

So I can't do it at like a casual fast food joint. I get it. I get it. But their chicken's phenomenal and the carnitas, man. Carnitas are a gut bomb, though. They are a gut bomb. Don't eat it before you're going to the gym. Their queso is terrible.

I remember they had the big thing about their getting queso. I don't think it's bad. I think it's fine. And I don't need it. I'm already eating a burrito. I feel like I don't need the queso to put me over the edge. It's fair. I do like their pico.

They have good pico. Number three, mod pizza. Really? Yeah. Dylan fucked with mod heavy. No one likes mod more than Dylan. I've never had mod. That's not true.

I do want to try. I've heard it's like you can just get every topping on the planet. Yeah, I told you that. You fuck. Well, yeah, I think you did. You can. You can just stack as many toppings as you want. You can go like triple chicken if you want.

Okay, we're in certified piss mode outside right now. You love to see it. We need it. Oh, God. Number two, Dickie's Barbecue Pit. Get out of here. Oh, Dickie's is not great barbecue. It's trash.

Get Dickie's out of here unless it's their pants. It is the number two fast casual establishment of 2019. I want to know how much the big Dickies paid for this. Big Dickies? Big Barbecue. Yep, Big Barbecue definitely shelled out. I wonder if Big Barbecue is anti-Dickies. I guess they are the one big barbecue establishment.

Dude, what's number one? Hold on. Drum roll for number one. Yep. Tim Taylor, thank you. Q what's number one? Hold on. Drum roll for number one. Yep. Tim Taylor. Thank you. Qdoba. Really?

Number one. Two Qdoba references. Yeah. Or as Dave likes to call it, Qdoba. The more I say it, the more I say Qdoba. You go there and they tell you what's really going on in this administration. Qdoba's tight, though. They have- Break secrets.

They were the first fast cash place that I've been to that serves booze. Really? Yeah. They serve upside down margaritas and shit. Nice. We're doing that at the Around the World party. We're throwing a break, right? We're not doing Around the World party. You're handling Mexico, right?

No. Keep an eye out for the Lost Tapes podcast. Dude, should we get a Snapchat filter for our house? Is that not just going to be the Monday pod? I hope I'm asleep and y'all do that. It's going to be the Monday pod. Okay, cool. Let's get a...

Definitely won't be interrupted by any of our other house guests. Oh, I can already... I know how this is going to go. Yeah, it's going to be tough. I know how this is exactly what's going to happen. I think we do two pods. I think we do one for Patreon and one for Monday. Monday morning, you mean?

Patreon, we might need to put on a different tier. That's like $45. Should we do a pay-per-view Lost Tapes? Maybe. For like... An a la carte Lost Tapes. I don't like that idea. It's weird. We don't even record on tape, so it's hard to lose them.

Yeah. E-tape. How many people? 11 people? Just all kind of making appearances in the Lost Tapes podcast? It's a gamble. It's a gamble there. I don't know about that. Guys, let's get out of here.

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