Circling Back - Baguettes, Light Beer, and Fireball

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

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All right, we're back circling back podcast watch media headquarters. It's your boy Will Dereeze to my left David rough Well, I did it it's been about a Year and a half, but I went to our little Nestle coffee machine popped in a little pod Filled that dish with water and I made some in-office bing-bong and I'm enjoying it Did you use some of the half and half that I left in there the other day?

Why not? I don't do that stuff. I drink it black. No, you don't. We know you, David, and that's not something that you do. Black coffee. I can't remember the last time I made a coffee in this office. That machine really kind of stinks.

Yeah. It's had a red ring on it for, I don't know, a year now. I tried to fix it, but I couldn't. the office. That machine really redoing I know what he was doing I was thinking about doing it our espresso machine died on us like just straight died and we took a lot of measures to try to fix this thing as it wasn't like a cheap piece of machinery and I took so many measures to fix it that I finally just said alright I'm going back to a pot of coffee that's just what's happening on pots now yeah he was in his bag though it's on that old-school ish yeah he's in his bag yeah okay trying to fix it right well he didn't he wasn't able to yeah I

didn't fix it David he tried didn't he did this cool one foot in the bag it did this cool thing where you'd put one of the pods in uh-huh yeah you'd shut it yeah and then instead of making the coffee and putting it into the cup it would just leak through the bottom of the machine. Oh dude, remember the DeLonghi we had in the old office that just my parents still use it. Really? Did they get, that was a donation. Do they get coffee all over the floor? Every time they make it, they ordered a new pot and it's like a great coffee machine. I don't know why.

I don't know why we didn't think of that. Yeah. The coffee pot on the Lodge's coffee machine, if you poured it, it would just dribble down the side of the pot. And not just a couple of drops. It was a lot. What was the extreme coffee we made one time in it? Black Death? Black Rifle? No, it wasn't Black Rifle. Death Wish. Oh, you're close. Which is, they call, it wasn't Black Rifle. Death Wish. Death Wish coffee. We're close. Which is, they call it the strongest coffee in the world. I don't believe it.

Yeah, it wasn't, I mean, it was fine. It wasn't fine, it tasted like cheese. But I didn't notice it, it wasn't like a Celsius heat. How many milligrams of caffeine do you need to overdose? 600. Thousand. 600,000 would be a lot. Why don't you look it up, Randy, quit texting over there.

You have one job. Who are you texting? Which one is it? Ooh, you got a baddie on the line? Fucking juggler over there. What am I talking about? How much to, how? Caffeine overdose.

I'm sorry? How much does it take for you to overdose on caffeine using the text to speech, because I don't want to. This says it takes almost 40 cups of coffee to be lethal. That's a lot. That's a lot. If lethal by caffeine is 180. You can overdose on caffeine

without it being lethal though. Oh sure. Yeah. Check out my new song y'all, overdose on your love. What? There's, you know how like, you know how like when you Google something, it says people also ask

The people people also ask is 5 000 milligrams of caffeine bad See, I think somebody had a conversion they were doing like and they got it wrong because like no one's looking that up I can handle like I can actually handle about 400 right now per day or like yeah at one time per day Well, but it's pretty much at one time. Like it's back to back ice coffees, but I think I think big coffee is gassing up the numbers on my iced coffee at home. There's no way I'm getting 225 milligrams per. We should test it. Today, I did pre-workout and then uh two cups of coffee. It's probably too much caffeine. Tell

us how you work out your pre. What do you do? Well, I took it before I worked out. They're calling you pre Larson. No one was calling me that. I didn't I didn't talk to anybody else. Just I was doing my own thing. They're calling you pre August. Is that too much? Is that too much fame? Uh I don't know. Pre wait are your ears numb right now? No, I feel good. Let me feel your ears. Okay. Come here. No, okay I think it's takes about 40 cups to be the lead of coffee to be lethal which is about 4000 milligrams Hey, thank you for that information

How many girls is that? Stop 80. Well, they're 80. Yeah, 80 girls 40 cups the simple conversion to come I'm just you guys are in the arena this morning. That would be one chaotic video. It doesn't seem like I know I've been telling y'all to watch the challenge this most recent season for season 50. Because it's lit. I can I cannot believe how bad these people are mental math.

There are so many challenges where it like you have a lock that you have to unlock and it hinges on doing one simple math equation. I'm not even that good at math. I can look at it and solve it in under 30 seconds. And these people are like writing it in the dirt next to the challenge. Like I guess there's a, there's the factor of the rush that you have,

people watching being on television, stuff like that. But I'm still just like, how do you not lock in and just teach yourself PEMDAS one time? Just one time. I don't understand those math equations that get so much attention on the TL that are like the PEMDAS. What is it?

Yeah, PEMDAS, dude. But people get like three different answers and they fight in the comments and it's like 30,000 retweets. Yeah, it's a multiverse theory well is infinite timelines I don't think that's no I think he'd be speaking fat people just stupid isn't isn't like Chad GPT slash those any AI program isn't it like just ruining math homework for people because he can just do it all and show the show the work whoo I don't know the worst take I've ever heard was my math teacher,

my senior year of high school told me that she thinks I should become a math teacher. And I looked at her and I was like, that is insane. There's no way that I would wanna do that. Dylan's got the vibes of a dude who like junior year, showed up to class, like with his letter jacket on. It's on, he's got like an undershirt on under it, puts his feet up on the desk,

and everybody's like, teacher's like, all right guys, that's a pass your homework forward. And he goes, sorry miss, my dog ate my homework. And he looks around everybody's like, yeah, that's really good stuff Dylan. That's a good joke boss. I've never had a letter jacket.

And he lets out a fart. Yeah, never did. They weren't cool at my school, man. Only like the, a few football players had it and that was it. I have my varsity letter, but I don't know what to do with it. Like what am I supposed to do with this, John?

Bully people? Yeah. I might just sew it onto something, rock it right now. You got just the letter? Yeah. Yeah, with the pins on it. But like, I wasn't gonna buy a varsity jacket for being like third doubles on tennis team.

I basically did that for golf, so. Yeah, you get the letter free. Our jackets were really loud. They're blue and gold. It was just too much. See, we had sweatshirts that just said Harbor Soccer across them, like zip up hoodies that had the varsity style letters with like the fabric on them. like zip up hoodies that had the varsity style

letters with like the fabric on them zip up hoodies are swag list those no no these were these were the most sought after item like if if you were a girl dating a guy on the soccer team and you were wearing that sweatshirt around it was like oh shit our schools were different man yeah you went to school in texas and i went to a small, tiny ass school in Northern Michigan. We made fun of the soccer kids at my school. And, oh, we got made fun of, but it was hard to make fun of us when like the football team just absolutely sucked.

Oh, our soccer team, they were, they were competitive, but those guys all pulled. Really? Oh yeah. It's not like that anymore. Soccer players have never had an issue pulling dude. No, they pulled. The soccer guys at my school were just, that was the geek squad.

I would say that like this, like most soccer teams probably have a better chill to pull ratio than football teams. Cause the chill ratio for a lot of football players isn't like high enough. The football team in my school didn't get much respect because they won like two total games while I was there. That's how it went for us.

They got to the point where I felt bad. We were very good at baseball. So we were we were cool, dude. Siri play glory days. Shit. So wait, you didn't have a. So you just didn't have a jacket or did you just go jacket off? I knew come on, man.

Dylan's every ladies. You're so predictable. Dylan's shivery. Look at you, you silly little bitch. I love coffee in the morning, y'all. Hey, happy to be here, man. So what do you think happened? With what? What do you think went wrong? All right. What are we talking about? Is there anything in the news that you're referring to? How about the elephant in the room? I do love some coffee, y'all.

Are you talking about how I gave Will a blowjob this morning and he fucking hated it? So, I recently had the trees in my place trimmed because a lot of branches were falling down. Dude, I hate what you just did. Yeah, I don't like what you just did. So this Saturday, a management company sent some tree trimmers to our place to make sure that, you know, you don't want my dog getting smoked by a branch. No, we want to I want to hang a swing for Christmas time. I hope my son's not listening right now in your bedroom. No, in my yard from a branch.

But I told Sally, we can't hang something from this tree without a professional crew coming out and seeing what's going on here. So we got it trimmed and it kicked up a lot of stuff. Allergies at an all time high, but that's fine. I'm enduring. And all the stuff has since just sat on the ground. But Randy let me know that he had a blower that I could use.

A leaf blower. And Randy walked into the studio this morning and just pointed it at me and started blowing it at me. And I was just like, this is gross. Like, can you not just do this at my desk? It bothered me. It was at a low setting. It was just a light little blow job.

You got to stop. Randy, stop. There's something about that. It's so, Randy, of all the weird stuff Randy's muted for the next five minutes. You're in the penalty box, five minute major for blowing. He tried it the first time and it didn't land in each. He ran it back. His microphone is down. No one's doing it. He really did double down. God. He doubled down. Good. Oh man. So what's up, dude? Dude, we got a new air fryer. Ninja, right?

Ninja, dude. Ninja. Big fan of this thing. The only downside is it doesn't fit as much food in it as our old air fryer. The surface area is simply not there. But I didn't realize how much of an upgrade it would be in life to get a new air fryer. You've got me looking. It fries the air, David. It's crazy. Never use one still. I need to make a list of things that I need to buy next prime day. Did you fry some nugs? Last night we actually did what I would describe as the closest thing

you could have to salmon nuggets. Sally took some salmon and cut it up into smaller pieces. I'm on that Kenny G diet though. Where did the Dylan get microwaves his salmon? I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that.

I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that.

I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that.

I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on fun. You can do that or salt and pepper and microwave it. It's true. I'm on that Kenny G diet though. Where did the Dylan get microwaves his salmon bit come from? I've never once in my life. Dude, here's the thing. Here's the thing, Dylan.

There's a very like the New York, I'm a subscriber of the New York Times. You familiar with this publication? I've heard of it. It's failing, but not because of me. The polls were off. And so I mainly like doing it because they have great recipes and they've been really promoting lately

a microwave salmon recipe. Like a legitimate one? Yes, and I'm like, oh man, like, what are we doing here? No wonder you're failing. Can you tell me about your Kenny G diet? Kenny G likes to have complete control over his body. He likes to be the master of his domain, David. And so he eats for breakfast white rice and salmon every day. He doesn't want to get sick every day. Yeah, he

abides by the Japanese diet. That's not appetizing for breakfast at all. See, I could do it. He's got stinky toots. But you're like an eggs guy. You know what I mean? I don't I don't I don't like eggs for breakfast. I'd rather I'd rather do breakfast for dinner and do exit. I hammer eggs for breakfast. See, I could easily I could easily do white rice for breakfast every day. Yeah, you know, I fuck with white rice. What's do David's the white rice guy, you could do white rice for breakfast every day. Yeah, I could too. If it

was easier to make, dude, those microwave bags just like the rice doesn't taste good enough. No to breakfast every day. Yeah, I could too. If it was easier to make. Dude, those microwave bags, just like the rice doesn't taste good enough to eat every day. I've tried that. It's not the same quality. No, dude, you get some, just chop up or cook up some eggs, mix it up in the rice. Almost like you're doing fried rice, but you're not.

You're doing breakfast rice. I'm out on that. You ever do grits? I enjoy grits, but I don't make grits. I know what grits are and I've eaten grits. What does it look like before they're cooked and manufactured down to what they are now? Like, I don't know where grits come from. Do they grow from trees?

They come out of the ground? It's corn base, right? I don't know. Corn based. Corn nuts. Is it corn based? Isn't it? I believe it is. Oh, yeah.. Corn based, corn nuts. Is it corn based? Isn't it?

I believe it is. Oh yeah, from Mays or Hominy. Hominy. Hominy. Totally know what hominy is. This is getting more and more clear to me. Yeah, obviously. In grits.

Yeah, I've actually never made grits. I like grits. If I'm at a Southern restaurant and grits are on the menu, I'm like, I could holler at some grits right now. You gotta really dress them up with butter and seasoning though to make them good. I don't know, man. They're too little bland on their own.

No self-respecting Southerner makes instant grits. I also have seen my cousin Vinny. Do you know that? Yeah. Shrimp and grits, now that's a thing. That's good. I fucks with that heavy. Oh, I'm doing shrimp and grits. They fucks with it heavy. I've I've I also have seen my cousin Vinny. Do you know that? Yeah. Shrimp and grits. Now, that's a thing. That's good. I **** with that heavy. I'm doing

shrimp and grits. They **** with it heavy. I've done short rib and grits. Bold shrimp. Yeah, that's good too. Let's just say I hit the gritty. Show us what that looks like. We could say that. Do you crush that gritty at my bachelor party? People are still talking about that one. I will never be able to say she's a runner. She's a track star without thinking of Dave just

walking down Bourbon Street. Dude, that's. Double cupped up with a purple drink. That's my contact photo for you when you hit the gritty and you're doing you did this in the camera. I got really scared. I was going to damage the green. When you so when you do contact gritty and you're doing you did this in the camera I got really scared I was gonna damage the green when you said when you do contact photos do you do contact photos with like funny photos of people or do you do like or do you try to make them look like they're like some some people treat it like a LinkedIn photo almost it depends I have like a handful of just cus custo ones I't like it when people just choose their own

and it asks to update it. I don't, that's lame. Tread lightly, Randy's back on the ice. His five minutes have expired. Hello, I'm back. I love doing silly photos. Like pixelated Brett is my contact. That's good.

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He also didn't realize, I don't think he signed himself up to get cold called. Yeah, someone played a humorous prank on him. Yeah, he kind of handled it okay. But we talked to a tugboat captain, talked to a dude who just went absolutely off on clarified cocktails. That was eye-opening. It was, it was. It totally changed my worldview of clarified cocktails. Honestly, that was upsetting. It pissed me off.

I'm still pissed off. To all the Houston backers out there, I know there's many. If you've ever been to a diversion. Diversion. Or if you haven't been, don't go. I don't even know if it's open anymore, but it's just seems like a quite the scam

It's giving clothes. I'm gonna storm diversion I'm gonna bust into their doors and what are you gonna do when you get in there? I'm gonna steal the hostess podium I'm gonna walk out with it They'll show them. Yeah, you should put that next to your fire pit I'm gonna go up to every table that has foam coming out of the top of their drink. I'm gonna blow the foam in their fucking face. Oh yeah. I recommend watching it too.

We went on their Instagram. It was just ridiculous, stupid cocktails. It's dumb, it's dumb. It's like very Randy coated. Down payment on a cocktail. If Randy was bougie, this would be his place. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah.

Did they have any blue cocktails on there? Probably, I didn't see any. They had a peach tree, it was a chocolate tree in a bowl and that's how you had your cocktail. I'm not drinking a cocktail out of a bowl. They had multiple cocktails out of bowls. I saw my son drinking the milk from his cereal last night

using a straw. Fuck you. I immediately just got taken back to diversion. They literally have that. It was just like, what is going on? You know, I can honestly say I've never had a cocktail out of a bowl. No. Like you never shared a fish bowl with the squad.

Yeah. I've been to Chili's. Come on, dude. Did we do a fishbowl one time at that place on the East side? Yeah. Was it just you and me or is it you, me, Klein? It's definitely you and me. It was cute.

Yeah, Dylan and I got a fishbowl cocktail. We split it together. We shared it. It was very cute. It's kind of like the adult version of a bucket of beers. Yeah. All right, staying corrected. Whether you're bowling or booing,

do it with your absolutes. Are we still doing the ad read? No. Yeah. No? I'm sorry. Your reflection there was very ad read. I was like, I don't know if they're going to like this. This tangent might be a little much.

We did talk yesterday on cold call, which you can find at patreon.com slash circling back podcast about Miller lights, very advanced tactics for selling light beer. This opened our eyes up to some, some different things that they had tried, but it really opened our eyes up to a 1990s commercial where Honestly, the soundtrack was hitting vibes were off the charts. I Understood why the commercial got made. Yeah, it was I Knew Miller Lite had bangers, but this one was really good and you can go check that out on the patreon but a Guy Blakey locks. He is a listener yet another

Six five and above or above Backer who makes me look like a child in photos We met him at the New York meetup. Shout out to him. He sent me this on Twitter. This is from the 80s and Shout out to him. He sent me this on Twitter. This is from the 80s and this one has a little bit of everything. This one is clearly you'll see a movie that's probably heavily influenced this commercial. Life is a movie and I think we got to watch it. Rodney Dangerfield.

Oh yeah. That's it. We're here at the 18th Hall of this light beer open. John Madden. We've seen some real unusual shots today. You said it. Hey Bob, I think you got a birdie! I'll see, how am I supposed to hit it through this tree?

No problem, birdie. How's Yuga going to get out of this one? Oh, Nicky! He's underwater, hitting the shot. That calls for another weight. Did he put weighted shoes on him? Take it two. Three.

Four. It's a good thing light's less filling. Take it straight! Take it straight! Take it straight! Sean, the last player's approaching the tee. And when it goes to a hundred, you sell. I won't be long, girls hold my calls will ya? It hit the weather bay, it's in the drain.

Here it comes out, it's going under green. It's going in the hole. Like beer from Miller, everything's always wanted in a beer, unless. This open ought of me closed. What a commercial. Dude, Danger Phil rolling up with just some prostitutes. I get no respect. Sell it a hundred. I mean...

I gotta tell you, I get no respect. Is there something that changed in recent years with beer commercials? Because they don't hit the same. That was incredible. They're not four minutes long. Well, they don't do anything fun anymore, though. It's all just like beers being poured into glasses. Could they afford that? Like, there's a lot of A-list talent in that. Yeah, John Madden. The guy from Police Academy, big dude.

Rodney Dangerfield. Was Bob Euker, was that him underwater hitting that shot? It looked like Bob Euker. I'm not saying, y'all are old. I don't know who these people are. You don't look like Bob Euker. Let's say you're old. I don't know who these people are You know Bob Euker. I know the name I don't think I could pick him out of a line of two people. He had a funny role in Major League See, I gotta watch me play by play voice of the Milwaukee Brewers I need Sally to go on a girls trip so I can just absolutely post up when the boys go to bed and just watch old-ass sports Movies that she'll never want to watch. I'm gonna watch Major League in a minute. I need to run it back. Why don't we do a stream room on it?

Oh shit. Oh. Are y'all gonna be offended if one like since I haven't been to the movie theater in so long y'all gonna be offended if one day I just pick up my shit out of the office and just go down to Alamo Drafthouse down the streetway? It'd be weird for you to do during business hours. Just let me do it. What? I can talk about the movie I watched. It'll be like for you to do during business hours. Just let me do it. What, I can talk about the movie I watched. It'll be like a little personal mini stream room. Can we do Gladiator like we did Top Gun? No, I'm going with my wife.

Oh, I went to that the other day because Chelsea hadn't seen it. I was like, what are you, what's your problem? The original Gladiator? Yeah, I made a watch. So what you're saying is that you're dating someone who when she walks by like a field of wheat doesn't drag her hands on top of it

like she's a Gladiator? That's what I'm telling you. Yeah. That's insane. I know. I was hammered one night coming back from the bars and I saw this like office building and I was like, ooh, I can probably cut through this office building and like get somewhere. And in the back, they just had all of that kind of stuff,

like wheat looking stuff planted. And I felt like I was in gladiator. I was just drunk, like walking. What's the song? Oh, Dylan's seen it recently. Do it. You know what I'm talking about. You do it now. We have not lost our fastball. No, no. Did you ever see that meme? It was a, just a really like snow covered, like street and park. And it just said the masculine urge to slowly bleed out. Yeah. Walking like,

believe it. So good. It was like, you know what? I kind of get it. Something about slowly bleeding out in the snow. I am slowly bleeding out in the snow. I am slowly bleeding. And I can't find the air. You know the song? I don't know the band. Are we talking Revenant right now? Is that what you're talking about? No, I mean, maybe I don't know. I went like somewhat different direction with it. It's interesting because I like looked at the comments of like those posts, everyone was like, what movie is this from? Like,

it's just like, everyone knows the scene, but not what from, I think it's just a trope. I feel like there was like samurai movies where dudes would die in the snow and just be bleeding out. It's definitely like a mob movie that people would do. Kill Bill? You're hunched over and you're like holding your rib. Is that what I'm thinking of?

Oh, she ran dies in the snow. Okay. With her head chopped off So it's the most Undilient thing about you is your love for kill Bill. Really? Yeah. I'm a Tarantino guy. Is it all the babes? feet It's not the feet. It's a really really good two movies. They're both really good What's up with you? My farm is it because you also had a car that said pussy wagon on it? Yeah That is exactly why.

Did Uma Thurman fall off after that? Like where's she been? Something happened here. I think she's just living off that Tarantino money. Her daughter's doing Stranger Things. Really? Yeah. They released the new, did you guys see they released

the new list of episodes for Stranger Things? Ooh, no, I didn't. Yeah, they did a drop. I'm out on Stranger Things. Oh no, I didn't. Yeah, they did a drop. I'm out on Stranger Things. The names or the runtimes? The names. Season four I thought was really good. The second episode is called

The Vanishing of Redacted. Who do you think vanishes, Randy? Probably Will, he's always fucking vanishing. I can't wait to finish this season and then they're gonna be like, oh no, it's Oh, probably will. He's always fucking. I can't wait to finish this season and then they're going to be like, oh, no, it's not the last season. There's another one. Oh, they're going to do a spin off of it for sure.

I mean, they can't. That's just Hollywood. I might have to do a rewatch. I don't I don't remember how it ended. Season four was really good. I would do I would do a rewatch if the last episode of the final or the last season wasn't like two hours long. It was long. It was so long. I was watching it within the same room as my mom and she was like, what's this show about?

And I was like, oh, it's kind of like a Halloween feeling show or like, just these weird things are happening in this city. And then like we turned on the finale. And my mom looked at it. She's like, this is a straight up horror film. There's nothing there's nothing small town about. Oh, yeah, didn't they go to the under they went to hell under, they went to hell basically. They went upside down. There's a band you might like, Will,

that recently did a performance, Halloween performance, all dressed as Stranger Things. You familiar with Goose? I am, did they do that? You should check them out. I think you might be into them. What do you think Dylan? Yeah man, Goose is fine.

I might be offloading my goose tickets for new years Eve. Anyone's in the, in the market. Where is it? Moody Sutter. It's at your, your jeans house. I think I'm, I think I might try to skip town that weekend instead. You can skip town. I don't want to miss the goose concert, but you know.

You're a concert head. No, I think, I think I might scale back. I want to hang out with my absolute boys, my sons, and do something. I might ditch out. Got big birthday plans or something? Me? Fuck no.

Fuck no, dude. If we don't do Kelly's Irish in the next, I don't know, 10 days, I'm gonna be looking for new absolutes. Yeah. I get it. Just so y'all know. I get it.

You hear me, David? Let's just go to Bennington. Well, had you set up, had you helped set up a certain fire pit yesterday, you would have gotten to have a creamer with the boys. Absolute creamers of the boys. I had a Samuel Smith's nut brown ale last night. Just one. I had a cold beer, Hans. Yeah.

I had a native Texan last night. I had two fingers of whiskey. I see. It was all we had. Because we drank all your Guinness. We had two fingers of whiskey. I see. Oh. It was all we had. Cause we drank all your Guinness. They drank all the Guinness while building a fire pit in my backyard. That sounds tight.

I don't think I'm gonna buy anymore. Dave, actually I might need you to go to the liquor store with me and help me buy a new bottle of bourbon. Give me the lob mics, let's do some content. It takes me about a full year to finish a new bottle of bourbon. Give me the lob mics, let's do some content. It takes me about a full year to finish a bottle of nice bourbon and I just finished it last night. I said to myself, well, Thanksgiving is coming up.

I can justify getting something before Thanksgiving. But I get lost when I go in there. I don't know what's good. I don't know what's rare. I don't know what's good. I don't know what's rare. I don't know what's cool. I'll find you a good house bourbon. That's not crazy hard to find. Just one like Randy like ready. Really like that. Let's go liquor store. I'll go. I'll go right now. You want to go? We're doing an episode. You can't go right now. No, we can go. You can finish the show with Randy. People would like that.

I do want to do a video that's just me with the lav mic on and Randy standing outside a liquor store and it's me walking up to every counter asking for Miller Lite Vortex bottles. We were supposed to- Throwing a fit when they don't have it. We were supposed to do it at Bourbon and Beyond. I was going to do that at Bourbon and beyond before I got overtaken by what was probably COVID at the time I COVID tested nothing nothing doing though. Is it a law of Mike? I Don't know. I've been saying lob love. I'll be

lavalier Lavalier, please. But it's answer. That's some frat shit you guys used to do It sounds like a frat term, doesn't it? Wasn't it? Like, didn't you like pin someone? Yeah, if you lavaliered a girl, it meant you gave her your letters. Meaning that you said you were intending to get married?

That you said that you saw her equally as you would see a brother of your fraternity. That she's now part of a fraternity. Wow, that's really noble stuff. That you look at your girlfriend as being equal to your brother's for life. Your brother's for life. Well, the thing is too, that you look at your girlfriend as being equal to your brothers for life. Well, the thing is too, if you lavaliered someone, it was pretty much then the whole house got to haze you. And yeah, it would get out of control.

Why would you ever do that? Yeah, a lot of people didn't. Boy, I can't imagine the beating you would get for even suggesting you want to love the leader somebody. My house, it put them on heavy pro bow six years before I joined because yeah, I'm looking into details. I'll tell you off mic. Somebody got their ass kicked. They might have been. It was worse than that.

Somebody's trying to be like a nice guy. Everybody's like, what, what you do? What with the letters? They didn't, they didn't like murder them or anything, but, uh, that's cool. They tied him naked to, uh, the house anchor of the girl. He was lava leering shot to DG though. Yep. And what did you, man, that's, uh, that's tough.

That night didn't end like he thought it was gonna. Yep. And what did you- Man, that's tough. That night didn't end like he thought it was gonna. No. That was before my time. Did they put a knife to his neck called Mr. Winky? That's what happened to me when they tied me up. Guys, looking around and no. The knife had a name? I'm sorry that happened to you.

They called it Mr. Winky. Oh. Yeah. I'm actually seeing the I called it Mr. Winky. Oh. Yeah. I'm actually seeing the originator of Mr. Winky on Monday. So I'm gonna unpackage that with him. Let him know that it's been, what about, I don't know, 23 years of trauma, unpacked. You haven't forgotten.

Yeah. You don't want your absolute boys putting a knife to your neck. Yeah, that's, that is a real turn in that story I didn't expect. Yeah. I don't know if I could come back from that. I kind of respected it at the time.

I was like, I liked that they're not giving up. I could have just said who I had a crush on. Yeah, why don't you just give up the deets? Because dude, that's how you know I'm not a narc. You had a knife to your neck and you wouldn't say who you had a crush on. Was that young lady dating somebody? Probably. And that's why you didn't want to dive old? I don't know. I just thought I was gonna, I was just super worried about getting made fun of in high school.

I just never wanted to get made fun of for anything. Never wanted to be the center of attention. That's typical high school shit. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah you need to have Dylan walking by with his letter stuffing you into a locker with his fit ass bod. Whoa speaking of fit bod, crazy how that just came up. You know Dylan's got a core that simply won't quit. He's got arms worth flexing and guess what? Fit bod is the perfect companion to keep your exercises fresh and yourself accountable. We've learned this through Dylan's gains. With your personal goals and focus, FitBod customizes every workout and adapts as you improve to avoid plateaus in your journey.

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is going to be the one that's. That's how you remember it. Yo, that's kind of fact. I just remember but that when I was younger. That's kind of facts though. When I used to draw maps for a hobby. It's not a bad way of remembering. When I was younger and I was facts though when I used to draw maps for a hobby It's not a bad way to remember when I was a cartographer was a squad always drawing maps back in the day I loved a good map. I can't draw for shit, man I try not to you wouldn't you wouldn't like just do a map every once in a while like the treasure map or anything No, no, I was just doing this this do see ass. That was it Okay, that's not a map at all Brett likes to, he does golf courses these

days. I bet if you needed to, you could draw a map to Uranus. This is a great thing. I love coffee. We gotta, we gotta cut you back on the coffee. Nope. You're a little too goofy today. I'm on my will-ish. You got a catchphrase now? I love coffee. We gotta cut you back on the coffee. You're a little too goofy today. I'm on my will-ish. You got a catchphrase now? Don't worry about me. Turn his mic off, I'm tired of this kid.

No, they're reviewing in the booth right now. No, he's allowed to stay on the ice. Yes. We're gunning for you. So, Schneider Electric seems to be, what do you guys know what ransomware is? That's one of those words that I see on my computer where I'm just like, whatever, I'll just vibe and let my computer take care of this. Seems to be some type of security thing. It's the they hack your stuff and they're like, hey, we got, we're going to release your camera

roll and all those pictures of your dinghy you took if you don't send us a hundred dollars. It's usually more than that. A lot more. Well, Schneider Electric confirmed that it's investigating a breach as a ransomware group. Hellcat claims to have stolen more than 40 gigabytes of compressed data. claims to have stolen more than 40 gigabytes of compressed data. And the people who hacked them have now demanded that the French multinational energy management company pay $125,000 in either baguettes or cryptocurrency. Commies. You give us all the baguettes. I have highly leveraged and indulged coin. Yeah. These hands are diamonds.

Seems like $125,000 in baguettes would be hard to come by. Oh yeah, I mean, of course that'd be hard because for how long it would take to eat those, they'd all get really stale. They're gonna get stale as shit. Have you ever had a baguette that didn't make the roof of your mouth just feel raw as fuck after?

I stay away from baguettes, too hard for me. I'll say the place across the street for serving sandwiches on baguettes, they actually do have some good crunch on them that doesn't ruin your mouth. I just have baguette diamonds on my teeth. Is that a thing? It is now.

Baguettes? Yeah, it's a diamond shape, right? Sure. I just don't get why the French, they really rep baguettes and like as far as bread goes It's not it's not yeah tier 1a. They thought they cooked but it's like debate Okay, you can turn my mic back. Yeah, we got a we got really start investigating what's going on here We're gonna get to the bottom of this folks. Dylan Drew map. What

are the logistics of baking 125,000 baguettes? Do they use the giant oven from Subway that cooks a twelve foot long sub? I still want to know how they how they bake that giant. I tell you but I did sign an agreement. Parties. Part of my severance

package. How do they do it, dad? I signed when I was left off the schedule, part of my my severance package which was quite good now I had I had 10% off subway for the next two months so that's pretty good in exchange for I just signed some paperwork and that included the secret to baking the 12 non- Non-disclosure. 12 foot long sub. Party sub. Party sub. Colloquially. Those are sick. But I still I'm just I don't know how they do it. If you walk into a house party and you see one of those, you know,

it's about to turn into a straight up freak fest. They just run it back and forth through the conveyor oven thing, right? Like, just imagine. Hold on. Okay. I currently have a video up from Food Network about how they cook this. Mark Summers. Is it just a big audience? Nickelodeon fame is currently the one hosting this video.

Good for him. Yeah, I guess. They're not really showing it. Okay. Oh, they do it in smaller things. What? So like they have like smaller pieces of bread and they seem to in smaller things. So they have smaller pieces of bread and they seem to link them together.

Oh, that's bullshit. That's cheating. I think that's how they did it, Jim. Yeah, they make them in about trays that are about yay big, little less than two feet, probably 18 inches. And then they cut them solidly so there's no anything and they just smush them together. They just piece them together. Or it's like a classic smush situation.

If you're a Ryan, if you're the, uh, Duncanville subway in 1999, 2000, and, uh, whoever was working the night shift forgot to bake the bread. And you get a call from Anita, one of the two managers, she just says, we have no brand. What'd y'all do that day? I was not working that day, so it was not on me. We have no brand. So they had to open late, lost a lot of money.

Damn. Yeah, not my fault. Fuck it. Has a statute of limitations passed that you can tell the subway story from New York City? Oh yeah. I'm not sure. **** it. Has a statute of limitations passed that you can tell the subway story from New York City? Oh yeah. Oh **** which one? Um.

May involve your traveling partner. Oh yes, yes, yes. We were looking for a specific entrance to um we weren't we're gonna get on the six oh yeah baby that's my favorite i love the six your favorite j lo album or your favorite time on six unless it comes out that she was a part of the freak off she was a part of the freak off it seems likely that she knew something like she she was married to the man married and she put it into her phone and it led us to a subway. And you actually went there.

That was our favorite meal in NYC. A subway store, not the actual subway train. Right. Gotcha. And we walked up, we're like, ah, fuck. Oh. Yeah, she's, and then I like, she's like, don't say anything. And I was like, well, I'm gonna say I've got to. Yeah. I'm like, we saw Will and Sally first. I was like, all right, well, they're gonna need to know this. Yeah, everybody else. And then now the

entire sweet, sweet Alyssa. This week, sweet Alyssa, my fault. Is it? No, maybe I'm sorry. My fault. Is it? Uh no, maybe. I'm just, I'm trying to mitigate damages. Julie's leave with a sugar cookie or something. No, we didn't. We, you know what? You'll be shocked to learn we didn't go into Subway. Okay.

You didn't rip a six inch? No, we were going to wait and go eat a hamburger. 3 hours later. God, that burger is **** good. The subway nearest my pediatrician is sharing a building with one of those dispensaries. And they will use the sign to promote both at once. Like you can tell that they're collaborating

within that building and being like, all right, what should we put on the sign today? Let's make this a tag team effort. Okay. Kind of smart. Yeah. The last time, my only issue is that I actually ride for Subway, but the last time I had Subway,

it was literally the worst sandwich I've ever had in my entire life. That's tough. It was an airport Subway, which is not a good move. You don't go to airport Subways, buddy. Well, it gets even worse, Dylan. I also got this sandwich at about 9 a good move. You don't go to airport subways, buddy. Well, it gets even worse, Dylan. I also got this sandwich at about 9 a.m. And so if there were any concerns about them

not having bread, they definitely had bread and it was definitely left over from the day before. Yeah, that sounds about right. That sounds like what they would do. I asked for onions on it and there were more onions on it by weight than I think meat. It was the most oniony looking sandwich I've ever seen in my entire life. That's too many onions. and uh there were more onions was there's straight up hibachi situation that was fucking what it smelled fantastic y'all didn't do it in in airport hibachi search we had to catch a flight no y'all should have skipped your flight and just got rented a car well look it up cuz how do you not do in airport hibachi smells walking through that airport were like it wasn't just the hibachi it was a good smelling airport randy could i do hibachi in the area that we set up the fire pit in is that too small i think it's it's too small, but like the kind of where the, where the, your rocks are between your back deck

and the garage, I think you could. It would not be. Yeah, but you don't want to do that in a driveway. Yeah, you need a big area. Depends on how many people you bring, but. Hibachi engineer over here. Honestly, like the only thing I actually want to do for my birthday this year might be some backyard hibachi.

It's so much fun. It looks fun. You can probably even do it. You can probably do it in your front yard. You don't have to do it. That's cocky though. It is cocky, but you front yard there. You got there.

It's probably better. Yeah. All those neighbors who didn't, you don't ever take up your offer to come by and grab a beer for the parties. Let them see us out there fucking doing hibachi. These guys are doing keg stands. They're doing hibachi. Randy saw me yesterday trying to be a good neighbor.

I dragged my new neighbor across our driveway and said, look at this new fire pit. Please come over sometime. He was being good. You guys talk all this mess about hibachi and how you love it so much. This guy's the only one who actually does it. I've never even been to hibachi.

I've done it. It's one of those bucket list items that I've yet to check off. I don't have a desire to go. It's one of those bucket list items that I've yet to check off. I don't have a desire to go. It went, go to the masters, have a kid, and then backyard Hibachi. Believe it or not, of the three things you just listed,

Hibachi is the easiest to accomplish. I know, it's crazy. You've never been to Benihana? No, dude. Oh my God. But here's the issue, if you do Hibachi in Austin, you have to drive a pretty good distance. There's not one in central Austin. You got to go north.

Uh-huh. That's true. That's facts. I've done hibachi four times in the past two years. Wow. Let me see. This guy's a pro. Is that something up with your phone? Oh, no. He's got the Dillon virus. Oh, yeah. Oh, honey. Oh, you want me to break them all down? This guy too. What was that Jared's bachelor party,

which he didn't invite you on, so I guess you should be mad at him for that. What was that sauce's birthday? He didn't invite you. You went by yourself the other day, didn't you? Hibachi? Nothing wrong with that. No.

Didn't someone, someone did Hibachi by themselves, Vesav. It was me when I lived in Lubbock. Oh. There was a guy that went viral for doing Hibachi in public. Oh, that's what we talked about. In public, alone. There was a guy that went viral for doing hibachi in public. Oh, that's what we talked about.

In public, alone. That's how it was. Yeah, and people were, I mean, whether or not, he did it for lunch. Swag. Like usually I just go pick up a sandwich or a wrap or a Chipotle bowl. The idea of going to a solo hibachi,

that guy's got a, he's got a good salary, I'd say. The lunch specials are surprisingly attractive. Yeah, they're not, it's not that expensive. It's like 20, 25 bucks. We'll see what it looks like now. That makes me less, that makes me more scared to try the shrimp that they flick into your mouth. There's less flicking at lunch.

Yeah, that's true. You're not getting, it's a little bit of a more, Wait, so you're not getting a squirt bottle of sake? You could get the squirt, but just know that you may have to request it or, you know, slide a $5 bill over to your hibachi chef. You toss me a shrimp there, Hoss. Come on, Hoss. Want to hit me with that sauce, Hoss?

I do love cooking with like the metal spatula. The sound. Oh, it's gangster. Do you guys do sleep sounds at night? Yeah. Do you like the rain? I do, right now. I do the cooking with like the metal spatula sound. Oh, it's gangster. Do you guys do sleep sounds at night? Yeah, you like the rain? I do the whole bunch My dad does New York traffic true story. He says it helps him go to sleep like I'm dreaming and everything Isn't that funny? Does he dream? Does he dream like it's the penguin? I don't know He just yeah, thank you just tells Alexa to play in New York traffic sounds and he goes to sleep to it Yeah, we don I don't know. He just, yeah. Like he just tells Alexa to play New York traffic sounds

and he goes to sleep to it every night. We don't do them anymore. I feel like I got too distracted. I do rain pretty much every night. Rain's good. I used to try to do lake sounds, but it wasn't authentic enough. Like it didn't feel like an actual lake.

What does a lake sound like? Just like the waves coming in and out. Like Lake Como. Like a gentler version of the ocean. Well Lake Como doesn't have beaches. Fun thing. So it's not like a waves going in and out situation. If you want-

It's pretty embarrassing for you. Could you please go to Lake Como one time please? I'm saying if you want music and ambiance from Lake Como, I could point you in the right direction to a video. It's scary. It's very scary. It's true. Randy, I have to say, I've been putting that video on

for my own personal use a lot. Really? Yes. It's a good performing video in Sunday Scaries history. Which is not like, I don't think that's a great thing. What? Why are you just dismantling the box? Because what a show. Such a Micah thing to be doing right now. I don't know why I decided to do that. It's a Kleed X box. I don't know why I decided to do that.

I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. I don't know why I decided to do that. What? Why are you just dismantling the box? Because what a show. Such a micro thing to be doing right now. I don't know why I decided to do that.

I think it's because breaking down boxes. Yeah, surprise in there. No, it's because I think it's because I knew that if I didn't break it down, that I would look over to that to get a Kleenex within the next like 30 minutes and there wouldn't be one there. But now that I look over and it's completely broken down, it's very clear that there is no Kleenex in said box Okay, the way you put emphasis on clear. I thought we were hopping right into an ad. No, I would love a clear clear ad read update

We they were a former sponsor. I don't even I have it still Because like I did it through my Amex and they'll like refund you for it Part of it. I never use it It takes longer than it does at this point in Austin at least it takes longer to stay in the clear line than the TSA Precheck line because they've redone pre-check and there's more agents for that It feels like there's only like three clear machines. Yeah, and one of them is usually not working Yeah, and you're just kind of like and the agents they are kind of like very It doesn't seem seem like but it saved my ass a couple times too of them is usually not working. Yeah. And you're just kind of like in the the agents, they're kind of like very

it doesn't seem seem like. But it saved my ass a couple of times, too. That's the thing. Like, I don't want to get rid of it because I have had to use it sometimes when the TSA pre-check line super long. And I'm like, wait, I can just roll up. OK, I'm doing that. I almost missed a flight in Vegas because of it. And then I hit that clear line.

Fall been there, dude. Did my bachelor party when they couldn't find me, but I was on the roof, dude Why was he how do you sleep for that long on a roof? Oh, no, I hated that guy. How fucked up did he get? Like at some point you got to wake up and be like, I'm on a roof I should probably get down from here. Yeah, he was just up there the entire time. Is that mother hangover? Yeah. Yeah He's locked he was locked outside outside on the roof. Remember they like they saw the mattress or something when they first woke up. So he like was trying to single people. Oh, yeah. Come on. Try put plot holes in the hangover.

I liked the hangover. Everyone liked the hangover. Fine. Not rewatchable but fine. It was one of the best. It was one of the best funny movies that I saw in theaters after seeing Wedding Crashers. Oh. I was like, okay, this is competitive. So, the song of the hangover, TI, right? One of the song, big songs, like one of the big montage scenes or whatever it was, TI. Did you see the video of TI trying to get into revelry? The bar on the East side? No, I think it was on the East side.

He didn't play a song of his hips for his phone, did he? In Austin? Yeah. He didn't have his ID and they wouldn't let him bounce or wouldn't let him in. So he just proceeds to go live and just absolutely roast the bouncer for like five minutes. Because he didn't recognize him or something? I don't know if he didn't. He just would not let him in because he didn't have an ID. So the guy was doing his job.

That's that's lame. And he just wrote, I mean, he was just flaming this guy. And I was looking at the comments and most people, the top comments were like, yeah, this guy's just doing his job. That's ridiculous. And then everybody was like, we, nobody cares about TI in Texas. I was just like, wow. How the mighty fall. We only care about TI calculators down here, brother. Texas Instruments, baby. That's right. TI-84. What you know about that? Those produce in China. They gotta be produced in China, right?

I don't know if I want a calculator done in Texas. I think I'd trust Chinese ones more. The introduction of the cosine button, I was like, all right, I'm, math's not gonna be for me moving forward. Straight up, like I said earlier, when my teacher said that, I was like, this is insane. I'm not even in the highest math class that I could be in. Like, I may level down from what most of my friends are in. Like the second a graphing calculator came into the equation, no pun intended, I was just like, no, like there's nothing I want to do in life that requires a graphing calculator. I don't know the difference between sine and cosine.

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You've seen this fireball collab Fireball gets a bad name, but I love it. I love I freaking love it to go to it on the golf course I'm going to talk more sports. You guys seen this fireball collab? Fireball gets a bad name, but I love it. I love fire. I freaking love it. It's goaded on the golf course. It warms the the Tom Tom. You know, it's it's an all time

leisure sports shot. It's an all time. Bring shots up on the mountain when you're skiing situation. It's goaded up there. Fireball on the mountain, right? Tell me I'm wrong. There you go, dude. Will, tell me I'm wrong. No, I'm not going to. Okay, thank you.

I'm simply not going to. If you can get some fast bluegrass in the ears and a little nipper of fireball on the chairlift, you're going to be cooking down that mountain, brother. Pre trick-or-treating little get-together I went to, they had fireball jello shots, but I was a little green on the gills, so I didn't partake. Missed Oppo.

He was green on the gills so I didn't partake. Missed Oppo. He was green on the gills. Cinnamon Jell-O, interesting. Yeah. So juxtaposition. Think about it, Randy. I am. Well, Fireball's trying to do something. I don't know if this is gonna work out, but this says,

oh, sick. Cryo Ball? I was hoping a pop-up would come up. Yeah, Fireball Whiskey wants to turn those tears into something that at least tastes good with its new Cryerball. Fireball Whiskey is looking to make a first of its kind whiskey crafted with real human tears.

Why are we doing this? Why are we doing it? You wouldn't like to drink some Oklahoma tears while you're sipping back on your Fireball? While that Fireball Whiskey whispers in your ear. Is this not like a liberal tears play? No, it's infused with- Honestly, it could be.

It says here, infused with the tears of losing rivals. So I think it's supposed to be a whole football play. So imagine Dylan, there's a, Oklahoma breakdown. Stoney LaRue. That's good. Where are you? There's a good song. It is kind of a good song.

It says the brand has trained official fireball tier collectors who will be carefully outfitted in red hot gear that has a large fireball tier collector featured. I just don't, I don't see how this works. Okay. So it's all, it's all a gimmick thing that they'll have like people dressing fireball at like these, at these games. And they'll be like pretending like they're getting people's tears.

Oh, I don't think it's actually gonna be real tears in them. I don't see how it could be. No, this is a publicity stunt. There's the fireball demon. That's a pretty scary scary like biblical looking demon. Yeah. Like it's not like a fun like, yeah, a little demon. It's like a night tear. I took too much Benadryl and that shit's going to ruin my life. Oh yeah.

And there's one outside of my apartment right now. You got a poltergeist? My next door neighbor has a fireball statue that they put out with all their Halloween decorations. I haven't taken it down yet, but it's been like sitting there for the past month and just a fireball statue right in front of our apartment. If you saw someone tattooed with just the fireball demon, you'd be like, wow, that dude's hardcore. I wouldn't.

You wouldn't associate it with fireball though. What would you think? Yeah, you would. That's a pretty recognizable. Really? I think so. This is like the first time I've actually looked at it. It's dope that that usually I'm seeing double

by the time the fireball comes out, brother. Dude, let's do fireball soon. I'm fine with that, dude. I don't think I've ever turned down a fireball shot. Like I think it straight up tastes good. It makes me feel even better. Like I think it's great. What is the, Will, you're gonna know the answer to this

maybe, which real world road rules or whatever had the scene and it was one of the, they were all out of the bars and it was like one of the first nights and the the the uh the toaster was here's the being single drinking double and sleeping triple. Sleeping triple I want to say is San Diego. What is sleeping triple Brad with people Brad wouldn't spit that out if we're going San Diego, it wouldn't be Brad. This definitely wasn't a tech John from Hawaii. Man, I don't know. Do you remember Joey? May he rest in peace?

Yeah. He told him to put the wine bottle away and he just laughed at him and said, Oh, I'll put it away. Oh yeah. Okay. It may have been drinking, seeing double and sleeping triple. Which one was that?

You got it right. Did you Google real world? This might just be one of those high school memories that like no one else like held onto. So this has a salty taste to it. This is the Mandela effect. Ooh, why don't they do a tequila out of it? Why has no tequila company done like a fireball version

of tequila out I'm out on spicy drinks. I'll do this kind of drink because it doesn't linger too long, but I'm out on, I'm not putting jalapenos in my margaritas anymore. I've been telling you that forever and you finally want to listen to me. No, no, no, no. I think we've been in agreement for longer than you've given me credit for.

What are you saying? Spiciness does not belong in a cocktail, man. I could see myself doing it if it's like a really cold night and I'm at Matt El Rancho's. I'm at El Rancho's, I'm at El Rancho's, sometimes you can be a bitch ass white boy.

Jalapeno margaritas are just not good. They're not good. They hit once in a while, but I don't understand the people that can do it every time. I felt like an absolute dumb ass. I was at a wedding party, like a pre-wedding party. It wasn't like the rehearsal dinner, but it was just like all the people that got into town for the wedding went to a bar and whatever. And I looked over at my friend. This was like before I realized people were spicing their drinks with jalapenos at all. And I looked over at my friend and I was like, yeah, like at this restaurant I go to in Austin, they actually put jalapenos in the drink to spice it up. And she looked at me and she goes, yeah, a lot of restaurants do that. I was like, shut up.

Okay. Glad I traveled into town for your wedding. I'll go fuck myself in the bathroom. You thought you were a Texas guy with your big old Texas. Yeah. What did we do it different down there in Texas, brother? You know, what you guys say is like someone was doing jalapenos in the Rose recently. Yeah. Oh yeah. That was that that was taken off. I was at the uh Greenville meetup. Interesting. People do that. It wasn't for me. Is it a juxtoplay?

Why don't you do that to yourself? Break it down. Why don't you break it down? Show me your work. Well, you have the crispiness, somewhat sweet flavor of the rose. That juxtaposed to the spiciness of the rose. Uh Okay. But you're right. It is a juxtaply. Thank you. Just tricking up Rosé. I haven't been to Matt's in a minute. We know dude you're gonna get so drunk this weekend. I'm gonna get

fucking annihilated this weekend. He's gonna get a drink cryer ball. As soon as I feel up for drinking I'm gonna I'm gonna go to Matt's. Yeah same dude but I'll tell you what I told my wife. I ain't drinking anymore. Oh good. I guess. you what I told my wife. I ain't drinking anymore. Oh good. I guess that's good for you, man. But I ain't drinking any less. That's great news, brother. Thank you for respecting my decision.

You'd love to hear that dude. Cryer ball. Man, I would love to drink some cryer ball at a Florida Georgia game. Don't make me walk a line after though. I'm not fall over. Okay. I might just fall over and snort it. Don't do that, man.

Come on, man. I don't like the taste. I just like the way it smells. Okay. Cocaine play. I love water. Oh, you must be finished with this coffee. Just drinking foam. I'm not going to do that. Okay. the ball. Why did you throw it Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. FTP is what I say. Dude, how many tears would it take to fill a bottle?

That's the main, that's a lot of tears. Why don't you ask the libs from this morning? That sounds like a country song. How many tears to fill a bottle? Oh, I'll breast start the AI song. Yeah, he needs to get back on that. He's been too focused on work lately. Yeah, he's to get back on that. He's been too focused on work lately. Yeah, he's

He's been working too hard might be a little tears in the bottle It's actually all tears so yeah, there will be tears I Need them to come up with a way of sanitize or not sanitizing, but you know, we need to boil them. Yeah. Mash them. Stop. Stick them in the stew. I drink your tears. Stick them in the stew. I drink them up. Maybe I'll hit that extended version this weekend. You know, load that extendo clip. I don't have my DVD box sets anymore. I think those were sold at a garage sale by my parents. What movie is that from? Lord of the Rings, dude. Oh yeah. Come on. You watched it more recently than me. It's not

good though. It's good. It's good. But you liked it. It was just, it was. You watch that, then you watch Harry Potter and you realize how much Lord of the Rings sucks. No, no, no, no. It's different. It's different waves, brother. It's different waves. They're not that different. Mr. Potter. Ron Weasley. He peeled at the same crowd.

That was my. That was my. No, yeah. No, are you kidding? No, different crowds. Different strokes. It's definitely different crowds. Yeah, I definitely am.

But like, that's not why I'm saying this. They're both fantasy, yeah. What's your favorite? I mean, there's a lot of overlap. Both fantasy, there's good versus evil, but that's not why I'm saying this. They're both fantasy, yeah. What's your fantasy? I mean, there's a lot of overlap. Both fantasy, there's good versus evil, and it's fucking. Wow, that's exclusive to fantasy. Magic and shit. I mean, yeah, but Harry Potter's like present day,

and you're going to a vibey-ass castle. Like, these hobbits aren't living with iPhones and shit. Could you bring an iPhone? Mr. Frodo! If you were going to Hogwarts today, would you be able to bring an iPhone? Can you imagine how many like how many influencers would be spitting out of Hogwarts if you could have an iPhone there? Everybody was sipping on their shit. That's right. Did you ever end up sending this into the teledoc Dylan that picture you sent me? It said Hogwarts. We're not doing the Hogwarts joke. You fucking sent me a phone. Hank, you check this out.

He said he sent the red ring first. Yeah, I got I got w wart joke. You fucking sent me a photo. Hank, you check this out. He sent the red ring first. Yeah, I got warts in my hog and I sent a picture to Dave to have him look at it for me. I don't know why you did. I'm not a doctor. Podcast lawyer Dave. Like, hey, check out my warts, man. Yeah, it was weird.

Kind of insulting that you thought I would know. I told y'all the story about when I thought I had a wart on my pee pee thing. Oh yeah. And it was just lint that had fallen out of my belly button. I like screamed in the shower. I was a wart on my pee pee thing. Oh yeah. It was just a lint that had fallen out of my belly button. I like screamed in the shower. I was like, oh my God.

Lint. It was just a piece of lint. That do as ease finding said lint. What? Oh my God. I have a wart. It was lint. So I was like, are you okay in there?

Dude, I was losing it. Just a little. It's like the most scared I've ever been looking down in the shower naked. I looked down and was just like, oh no. And then it. Then you just washed it away. Then I realized it was just a little lit.

Come on. On your belly button. A little lint on your wiener. Sorry. It's a song known as. Don't apologize. Don't apologize. Don't apologize. Real ones now.

I think a lot of people know that song. Okay, good. I'm glad. Lint on the wiener? Show's not over, folks. That was the wrong drop, but we're gonna ride with it because it's been a minute since I've heard

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getting into this weekend? Oh, thanks for asking. I have a couple things going on. Really? That dinner Friday night with uh Chelsea's got some friends coming to town who I have not met yet. They're in town for the Texas Florida game. He's gonna be a comedian at this dinner. He's gonna be a comedian at this dinner. Okay. I'm gonna be on my A game. I've been writing material for the past couple nights. That's good. Who are your friends? A couple that lives in Vegas. Yeah. Okay. Couple of Chelsea's Lutes.

Nice. Do they happen to own any Firehouse subs or anything? What if he shows up to dinner? He just had no clue. Chelsea's like, meet my uncle. It would be an all time situation. I don't know where we're going yet. You're going to Matt El Rancho's. It's gotta be have a doesn't take razies because it's too late for that

The Florida game is not moving the needle for fans like the Georgia game did I know I know it's a different beast It doesn't see losses skills down other third string quarterback I believe but like I don't I don't I don't feel the buzz in Austin, Texas like I do right before that Georgia game 11 a.m. Next week I Believe it is Arkansas, Mo how It's 11 a.m. Who's next week? I believe it is Arkansas. And Mojave. Arkansas and then Kentucky. Okay.

Okay. Just saying trap games. So that's right. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not, not worried. That's Friday night, Saturday. I'm heading out to the ranch. Going to see my mom.

Hadn't been out there in a minute. Youngest bar on six. Going to go spend the day with fam out at the ranch and probably watch the game out there. And then Sunday coming back and Parks has a baseball game Sunday. The weather should be perfect. So hoping to find a patio somewhere or something like that. Parks actually texted me this morning and said that there was some piss missiles in

the forecast. Wow. Yeah. That's great. He said he's gonna be Rooker of the Year. He had his best practice on Monday that he's had. He's actually hitting the ball really well. So hopefully it translates to the game.

I had to talk with him. I told him to practice like you play. You tell him to squish that bug? Yeah, I mean, it's more like dude, this baseball, it's easy. It's a mental game. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's it. Should be a good weather weekend after we got rain in the forecast the next couple days but then it's supposed to be really really nice so I'm looking forward to it.

Nice and cool and sunny. Dave, what about you? What's up man? How about you man? What's up, man? How about you, man? I got really nothing crazy on the horizon. T-ball's done, so we're kind of trying to fill Saturday with some activities for the oldest, kind of fill that void. Otherwise, it's basically just him putting on a Spider-Man costume and

running around the house like a madman. So it turns out you got to keep him busy, take him, do stuff. I'm fine with doing that. Maybe we'll go hit. Meanwhile, Brewing has got a dope little playground sitch. Could also do- That place is awesome. It is great. It's a good spot. Brett's a big critic of their beer. I've never even had their beer. I get cold brew every time I go. It's good. My issue is that I get the same beer every time I go there

because I like that beer. They have good beer. That robot one. It's the IPA? Yeah. Yeah. I can only have one. I do this thing and I go up and I do the robot. And they look at me and they're like,

what the fuck are you doing? They're Oktoberfest, not bad. You should do a German robot. No, too many things in my life are skewing German lately. I need to distance myself a little bit. Okay. Okay. Having a son named Fritz on Hitler's birthday is not a good look for anybody.

Okay. It's better than the other name. It could have been Adolf. Yes. Yeah. Andrew Tate's friend recently had a kid named Adolf. Oh, you got to just steer clear of that one. Even if it's a, you just got to for, you know, even if it's a family name it's like we're just not going to do Adolf anymore um back to mine uh yeah so we'll be look i'll be around i'm trying to get bright to kind of like go watch Ole Miss at a bar i'm gonna have like a little bottle in a funnel in case he like cries and i'm gonna that's good it's good uh no i, I do wanna go, I wanna get out there and have some day beers, do some day booze and maybe, I don't know. We'll see what he wants to do. He said he also might watch it now.

I'm basically trying to like invite myself to his plans. So we'll see if that happens, but otherwise we'll be hanging out. We'll see. It's a good situation when like your absolute has like a huge game for their team that you have no investment in, but you can go out and just like

You know leach the energy. Yeah, great. It's an awesome situation to be it. Yeah, it's hilarious if they lose and if they win It's like yeah, I was with them the whole time fucking this is my team too y'all No, we'll say how about you? Well, I don't really know. I don't really know I'll be straight up honest with you. I ain't got shit this weekend. I some time, get them some new life experiences. Maybe I'll take them to a wildflower center near you. Place is cool. I might just go make Fritz run 40s. No better time to start training than now for his college career.

I wanna get one of those NIL deals for a playboy. He's about at the age. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. This week, it's one of those weeks where I haven't really done any pre-planning for anything. So we'll see. We'll see. I could do some sushi. Ooh. Been a minute for that. Yeah. I did some order in sushi recently and it really did hit, but it just made me want to go out and sit at a table with four to six people and eat more That all you can eat sushi place that i've been to twice now I'm gonna keep recommending it until you guys go. It's awesome I thought I don't know why but when you captioned your video of the the sushi coming and you said here comes the sushi

S. Double o s h it made me want sushi so bad Do they have good sushi. The word Soush is very pleasing to the mouth and the eyes. Yeah, I think so too. Bring me the Soush, bring me the Soush. And they have robots that bring it to you. So it's fun for the kids. Oh, I'm out on that.

Here comes your sushi. Because it takes away jobs. It's a hardworking American. They still have servers. The US American. The robot is optional. Yeah, I'm sure they have servers. That's what the robots run off of. By the way, props to us. You have have servers at the US robot is optional. Yeah, I'm sure they have servers. That's what the

robots run off of. By the way, props to us to tip out the robots. What do you say? That was nerdy as far as a nerdy one. He said, of course, they have servers. That's what the robots run off of. That was yeah, that's a nerd humor. People thought we couldn't do a whole episode without talking politics. Look at us. We did it. All right, so it's time. the Two restaurants were dropped on the Patreon yesterday. Oh yeah, Dave, if you wanna get a sandwich this weekend, you know who to call my friend. I also wanna try the Mexican place.

Just cause I like the aesthetic of their menu. Here's the thing, that Mexican place is not a weekend play from what I've been told. That's gonna have to be like a weeknight, like, oh, let's get out and step out and get some din din. What's it called again? El Dorado.

The city of gold. Oh no, what did you tell everybody? El Dorado, El Dorado Cafe in Austin, Texas. Yeah, I gotta try it. It's got onions for the tax licks. Little deli. It's just a little tiny deli. Just a little, little guy.

I wanna try that peanut butter and jelly over there. That would be such a give up order. That's a Randy. Stay tuned for maybe our third attempt of trying to get the pickle witch tomorrow. I thought we were doing it today. Uh they're they said they wanna have pickles until Thursday. What if you bring them pickles? Yeah, can we just bring them our own pickles? You know, you know that the Jimmy pickles are good that you wanna

wait for their pickles. They're not just good, Randy. They're potentially the goat pickles in the United States of America. How? I'm not one of those people that like, you know how much I like pickles. I'm not one of those people that like, you know how much I like pickles. I'm not one of those people though, who like wants designer pickles. No. Like when I'm at the store,

I'm just looking for straight up closens. Cause that's the best, that's the best jarred pickle you can have. That is facts. And so I'm a blue collar pickle guy through and through. You know what? When I go to the run fair next weekend, I will get a big pickle just for you

and I'll send you a picture. Okay. They're so good. You know I can take down a whole pickle without even blinking. Oh yeah. I'm a single issue voter. My issue is pickles.

I get it. Who's gonna bring these fucking pickles back? I'm a Pringle issue voter. Have they had done less seasoning? Where'd all the seasoning go? You in Tucker? Barbecue Pringles are some of the worst Pringles you can buy.

Yeah, barbecue's a bottom tier Pringle. Pizza. Straight up. Pizza's good. Pizza's good, sour cream and onion is probably goaded. That's the one. That's the one. I've always had a problem with them because once I pop, I can't stop.

That's facts. That's facts. Do you ever do the duck face with it? Yeah. Savage. You ever get the Pringles cane and get the two sponges and the glove? You know.

What's that, a fucking Fifi joke? You know, you might've just gotten ejected from the game. Okay. Right. He's out of here. Get him out of here. You're outta here now. Hey, yo.

You're sitting the first half of next week, yes. Yeah. You might, yeah. We're gonna have to talk to the powers at B and see if you're gonna have to serve a suspension for this. That's completely understandable. Yeah, okay. We'll see you guys later.

Bye. Bye.