Circling Back - Bald Eagles & Fire Tornadoes

Episode Date: August 17, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge it's monday my name is will defries to my right david ruff i have a very important announcement what is it i've officially changed my Twitter, Avi. Really? Yeah, new Avi alert is what I'm saying. I'm going straight there, man. I can't wait to see what's going on. It's no longer a pic of a 21-year-old professional basketballer. Oh, man.

Yep. Oh, there it is. It's Popeye's Day. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's not Arby's Day, but it's good. You know, I tried to make it the photo, or not the photo, but the still shot from the Food Channel. Or what show did we do we were all on?

I wish one of us knew. The Travel Channel. Yeah, but unfortunately none of us know what show that actually is. There's a photo of me stuffing my face with something, just glizzied out, and you're sitting next to me just kind of smiling like an approval. And unfortunately it didn't fit the parameters so i had to i had to pivot but when you see a guy walk into popeyes with a tucked in cowboys t crew socks and slides you know it's just fucking on like he's there to

do work you know i didn't even like that was a stranger who took that photo yeah i remember you telling us the story yeah was this pre-covid we're just still rolling run it back did he get a good laugh out of it dave the stranger yeah i believe it was a lady did she get a laugh out of it i think she did i think she was young enough to kind of get what i was doing what is this idiot doing was this pre-covid this is way yeah this so you can't be handing your phone over to strangers right now and i definitely i wasn't i didn't even go in. I parked there just to get that photo. She was going in, so it had to have been pre-COVID.

The more I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen, I don't think I've ever seen the inside of a Popeye's. I've only ever driven through. Oh, you didn't go with us after Klein's Ranch. Correct, yeah. I've never been inside of a Popeye's before. It's exactly like you expect it to be. Yeah, there's nothing, like, super special. It's just, it smells good. inside of a Popeyes before. It's exactly like you expect it to be. Yeah, there's nothing, like, super special.

It smells good. It's a fast food joint. It's really cool seeing, like, how the sausage is made. And by sausage, I mean chicken. I just feel like the employees are all talking shit about me, like, inside, so I don't want to go in. They let you in the kitchen or something? I had an accident. You were working the fryer?

Okay. I was not working the fryer? Okay. I was not working the fryer. That's your Make-A-Wish Foundation wish. You can just go back in the kitchen at Popeye's for a day and just like. Dude, I would just eat chicken strips all day. Would you make sure that if I went, would you make sure that I didn't have any of those really small, creepy-looking ones that look like a leg ladder something yeah you're the dude who when

you get calamari you don't like the the tentacle ones I could not be more different no I love the tentacle you do yes yes I actually I prefer those over the just the round oh yeah yeah you got to go with the tentacle one how far could you punt round Oh calamari I don I don't know, but if you just fried up an actual rubber band and just threw it in there, no one would know. I don't hate this take at all. People would just eat it. I don't hate this take at all.

Okay. Like, bad calamari. Yeah, calamari largely is just all about the fry. Right. And then I just put as much red sauce on there as I can. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy calamari. I think it's very good.

But it's rubber. Good calamari is fucking good. Yeah. See, I'm like a broke boy who's like, I've never been to Italy and had some dude just chop up an octopus next to me and just serve it up with dressing on it. Honestly, I never even got close to having calamari. I don't even know if it was on the menu there. It might be a completely American creation.

I don't know. Yeah. I've been there, too, so that's why i'm chiming in well i literally just said i've never been to italy dylan oh man i was trying to have a honeymoon there but covet 19 fucked it all up for me dylan i'm sorry no it's okay i'm sorry it's fine dude don't worry about it there's a lot there's a lot bigger things in the world going on than me going on a honeymoon. People forget that. Oh, sure.

I'm ready for my intro. Dylan Chivary, everybody. Hey, everybody. Glad to be here. I can't stop looking at pictures of Valerie Jarrett, who was Obama's former advisor, because she looks exactly like Austin Powers. And that's why Austin Powers is trending this morning. Oh, that's unfortunate.

Yeah. I mean, she like Austin Powers, and that's why Austin Powers is trending this morning. Oh, that's unfortunate. Yeah. I mean, she's Austin Powers. She does look like Austin Powers. Yeah. There's one particular shot that's trending, and she's even dressed like him. It's just really funny. I'm sorry. I have a smashing baby.

Does she make you Randy? Yeah. She does. Randy's right here, here mate that's how he sounds we actually have two randys in the building right we do we have human you don't see that and then we have the original randy the favorite the people's randy you can't call it the people's randy yeah i don't know randy's been getting gassed up lately for his outros on Happy Hour Live. That's true. It's sad that we're going to have to cut those time constraints.

Yeah, it's too bad. Yeah. I was wondering what happened with Austin Powers. Anytime Austin Powers is trending is a win for the Circling Back podcast. Yeah, you got to tap on that one, see what's going on. You guys are lucky we're doing worse stuff tomorrow because I was going to pick Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me. Can I say this is working out very well? I did not want to watch a movie tonight.

We got playoff basketball, and I was really like, how am I going to squeeze this in? Nope, nope, yep. I'm officially announcing tomorrow's Patreon episode will not be a stream room. Bang. And we're going to do some Worst Of stuff. So if you want to send it in, worstof at washmedia.com. I'm making the rundown this afternoon.

It should be good. I, for one, watchmedia.com. I'm making the rundown this afternoon. It should be good. I, for one, am very excited about that. I am too. I love a good Worst Of story. I've been enjoying watching movies on Monday nights, but to be honest, Sally's working all this week, late night. She's doing the late shift. And I'm kind of looking forward to just doing whatever the hell I want.

Good for you. Yeah. Maybe hopping on the sticks. People are asking if I'm going to drop into for you. Yeah. Maybe hop on the sticks. People are asking if I'm going to drop into Verdansk. God. I got my fourth solo

dub yesterday. I had to drop that in. Actually, this might be the time for me, guys. With Sally being gone until 11 o'clock every single night, I think I might need

to start getting into Verdansk this week. Can you drop in right after we record and we Twitch it? Is that in the cards? I can do it. What I need, though, is I need

help from you guys with the controls. You gotta learn, just kind of Toshi in the deep end. Learn how to swim. Sink or swim. No, that's not how you teach people how to swim. Did you not do the little training session when you first start playing the game? I did, but that was about two months ago. Are they still teaching babies how to swim like that? Just throwing them in the water

and letting them roll over or whatever? There are some places that'll do it, yeah. Well, that's not how they teach them to swim. That's how they teach them to survive. Survive. Yeah. I always thought that's amazing. I think it's amazing when these kids just go in and just flip over.

The homie would, uh-uh. Up until this summer, actually, he was a rock in the pool. You throw a man, he would just go straight to the bottom and start start panicking i like the idea of like you throwing like three year old parks in the water and be like oh shit gotta go in again i mean legit last summer he um so he's a floaty but he he just didn't have it on and he decided to just jump in the pool and i was like what are you doing i had to in in sheer panic, I ran over there, jumped in, and had to get him out of the water. He would have died. Well, shouts to Parks Living.

Now he's a dolphin out there, man. He's just doing it. How did you enter the water when you went to save him? Toothpick? I did a flying squirrel just to put a little flair on it. I wanted to make it more dramatic. You didn't do a leisure dive? No.

Oh, leisure diving was sick, dude. People are saying that that's coming back. Should we bring leisure diving back? Yeah. Carter, who we used to work with, did a really good one. Like one of the better ones you'll see. He did it like, yeah, it wasn't even for an RG shoot. He was on vacation and he just tossed on an RG shirt and was like,

all right, I'm going to do a leisure dive. of tight I don't hate I don't know it was a good bit that people did for a while yeah but I feel like it was was that like sponsored by chubbies or something you gotta think they were all over that movement for sure like they might have originated it unintentionally just by like their photo shoots that they would do probably I'm kind of pissed when we were in Michigan we decided we didn't get the deposit back for our uh for our photographer and so we we decided to schedule a quick photo shoot just to use our money and i'm kind of pissed because we could have literally done anything i wish i would have just had her like taking photos of me doing like can openers or like flying squirrels off like a dock or something yeah instead we just dressed up like

dorks and took photos next to the beach did you run really fast into the ocean i should have brought her on the golf course and like had her break down like take some like high speed photos of my swing that i could break down sure the ocean monolta the lake sorry lake michigan the ocean it's dude it's the size of an ocean it's freaking huge You know how it was formed, right? A glacier melted. I thought someone dug it out with a shovel. No, it's not. People always mistake it for man-made, but it's not.

Really? Is Will about to school us on something? No, all I can think of right now is when I think Dave said dug something. I started watching a show last night that you guys probably heard of at this point called Yellowstone. I'm going to take the dive. Take the dive, Dylan. Yeah.

Take the dive. Well, in the second episode, something explodes, and all of a sudden, much like Jurassic Park, there's just a perfectly preserved dinosaur skeleton just sitting there in the dirt. Which one is this?

What? Which dinosaur? I'm not sure what species it was. No, no, no. I'm sorry. Which one is this? What? Which dinosaur? I'm not sure what species it was. Yellowstone. This seems unnecessary. I kind of wish this wasn't here right now. And every time it came on the screen, Sally and I were just like, yeah, can we just get rid of this? What? Dinosaur? It's just weird.

Very profitable, though, if you find one. Everything's coming up dinosaur lately dinosaurs are hot right now have you taken parts of the uh the old car wash that i went to on friday i haven't done the car wash with them yet no dude he'd love it okay the second i went up the other day it just spit all over my car you love that dude i love it which one's which one spat at you was it the uh dilophosaurus the t-rex or whatever oh because they don't spit i don't even think it's a t-rex actually because, actually, because its arms are too big. I don't think it's an anatomically correct dinosaur that they have at the car wash.

Okay. You guys want to hear more about my car wash experiences? I almost went that day. I saw your photo, and it got me excited. Well, during that, I put on my playlist on Spotify that's just like your new music playlist because it was Friday. And mid-car wash, the Blink-182 song Quarantine came on. Have you guys heard this new song? I have not.

Well, I have to say, it's one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Is it new Blink-182? Yeah, brand new. Brand new. Do you want to hear the chorus? Can I just read the chorus for you real quick? I'd love that. Quarantine.

Fuck this disease. I'd rather be on star tours or stuck at the DMV. Quarantine. Nah, not for me. I thought that things were fucked up in 2019. Fuck quarantine. That's not really the lyric, right? And then verse two is just some people hit the bottle.

Some people hit the books. Some people stormed the Capitol. Some people second- second guessed parenthood what? that really sucks that's embarrassing this is Blink 183 who's got the writing cred on that?

you don't want that writing cred I fear that it's Mark Hoppus unfortunately that does sound like a Mark joint quarantine fuck this disease I'm never shaking hands again. And don't kiss me on the cheek.

Fuck quarantine. That's how the song ends. There are a lot of people out there just kissing Blink-182 on the cheek. Like, come on. Dude, shouts to Liv Langdon, though. I miss those. Yeah. Those were fun.

Yeah, she always was good for a cheek kiss. It doesn't matter if you're recording a podcast with her or seeing her in Central Market or Whole Foods. You're getting red lipstick on that cheek that you're going to have to wipe off in your car. She's coming in for the real thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Can we do some programming notes before we really hop in today?

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And then every Tuesday and Friday, we're doing Patreon. Patreon.com slash tricklingbackpodcast. Like we said, we've been doing the stream room. Tomorrow, we're doing worse stuff. Should be entertaining. And as always, happy hour live on Wednesdays. This last one was quite possibly our best one yet, if I have to say so. It was.

We were firing. It was. You were on another level. Oh, I was faded. You need to get drunk before any time you make content of any sort. Just get drunk. Okay. Okay. Just for the company. Okay. I will do it for the company. That's fine.

That's fine. And then, yeah. And also, keep an eye out on Twitch. If you're not familiar with Twitch, well, join the club. We're not either, but we're trying it. And it seems like things are going decently well for us. You catch Will dropping into Verdansk. Can you guys drop in with me later it's a fictional eastern we can watch you though city no but like yeah so if i go in can you guys just like sit next to me and tell me what to do yeah okay like we were doing for the homie i'll talk to you like

i talked to him who gets a kill first parks or will that's the question um the first time i played with parks it wasn't his first time playing, but the first time I did, he got a kill on his first try. Doesn't count. Didn't see it. It wasn't on the stream. The chat didn't see it. I videoed and I sent it to y'all.

Doesn't matter. I deleted it. I don't look at your shit. Yeah. Whenever you text me, I click in and click out. I just don't look at it at all. That game still gives me high anxiety. Blood pressure just goes.

I hope I can get a kill before Parks because I think I might be better at listening to directions than him. Maybe. When you told him to go to find a door, he just kind of ran into a wall numerous times. I was like, see, this might go badly for him. The fine motor skills are not quite developed yet. He's still got a ways to go. He's getting there. He likes to look at the floor a lot when he plays.

I don't know why. Looking for weapons or ammo, I guess. But you've got to look at the floor a lot when he plays i don't know why looking for weapons or ammo i guess but you got to look up loves the loot you're gonna get murked if you don't give me the loot yeah he's always a big loot boy i felt like yeah you know when you go out to like dinner with like a group of friends that you're not really like you weren't close with them like high school and all they do is talk about their high school stories all the time and like you're kind of sitting there not not know what's going on. That's how I felt when you guys were telling parks what to do There were people talking in on the discord channel And there's someone said I think it's against the rules to have a child on the sticks twitching which makes sense

But someone said if there's a an adult in frame with them, then it's okay. So we didn't break any rules. Oh, so you can't just plop your kid down and watch somebody pile up? I think it's because of predators online and being weird and stuff. Got this dude over here, Human, who's like the Twitch guy. He's like, we're out here just putting it all in jeopardy with parks. Yeah, way to go, Randy. Step up and tell us to fuck off. Trying to take the company down?

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Dylan, what did you do this weekend? This weekend, what did I do? I had parks for the whole weekend pretty much. We just chilled as mom's out of town, so we've been a lot of guy time lately. But on Saturday, we went to

my sister and brother-in-law's down in St. Marcus. Got a nice little swim off and just kind of had a relaxing family weekend. Nothing too crazy. Do they have a pool? Similar to my situation, they have a neighborhood pool down the street. Yeah.

It's very nice. Man. Yeah. It was a good time. That's it, though. Nothing wild. I'm sure you all had better weekends than I did. Probably.

Yeah. I always do. Let's hear about them. Dave, what'd you do? Gotta get a sip of that booming loud. I played golf Friday. Big game played with us. A couple guys who listen to this podcast.

You guys know Mike Eisenhower. Oh, you play with Mike? Play with Mike. Oh, that's a fun track, isn't it? Lake Cliff? Play with Mike. Oh, that's a fun track, isn't it? Lake Cliff? Yes. Yeah. Lake Cliff's the one that's out there near the Barton Springs,

way out there, like 45 minutes to the west. Okay, I'm thinking of a different one. It's in great shape. I was thinking of Flint Rock Falls. The greens are spectacular. Yeah, okay. But play with mike and our buddy ben who is a listener and they're kind enough to give us the invite played pretty well

broke 80 not a big deal um brett brett had an eagle brett had two really good looks at eagle made one of them shout out to him also didn't wear a hat it was 105 um just he's just out there with the hair flow he got some color color, though, I noticed. We baked. It was absurd. We thought about playing 27. We played 21. We finished the 20th, and we're like, dude, this is miserable.

What are we doing? It's like 3 o'clock. Let's go inside. Hottest day of the year, I think. No hat is reckless. I thought so, man. He's just kind of rubbing it in my face that he doesn't have to put sunblock on his head. So I used to do this in Texas, and I had to stop doing it because it just wasn't worth it.

I'd get off the course, and my hair would just be everywhere. I'd look like a mad scientist. Yeah. And your forehead, I mean, you just get scorched. You're out there for too long to be doing that. It was tough. And then, you know, the rest of the weekend kind of revolved around watching the sports little ufc a little playoff hockey good times got to see will and sally for a little bit where did that happen my house we had some za i guess my phone was turned

off that's weird you said you had dinner with the homie. It sucks my phone just stops working. You literally said you had dinner with the homie. Dude, my phone just stopped working. It was weird. That is weird. Maybe it did. Maybe it did.

I hate that. I think the texture's good. Because there's no way you guys would not throw me an invite. So it's weird that my phone wasn't working. There's just no way.

Because you're one of my boys, right? So, yeah. I'm going to go to the Apple store today. I'm going to see what's going on. Hey, I've been getting texts from my friends. Do you think they trade Apple store employees with that? Are you sure they just didn't reach out? If someone comes in and says that they aren't getting texts from someone they've been dating,

you need to handle this in a different way than other interactions. You need to handle this in a different way than other interactions. I saw a fake Ben Shapiro tweet that said something about, like, the post office is a complete failure because my wife went to Hawaii with her personal trainer, and she said she would write me every day, and I haven't gotten a letter yet. Oh, that's good. That's good. I mean, yeah, i had a similar weekend to both of you your boy did some swimming your boy did some sports watching i actually had my swimming interrupted on uh friday afternoon i had a nice little morning of work and on friday afternoon i was like you know

what it's pool time baby i went absolutely empty at my apartment pool which is just something you never see on a Friday afternoon. And then I got a text from a buddy that said, you need to get on this Champions League game as soon as possible. And so I had to pack up my shit at the pool and leave. Then I went and watched Dave's team, Munich, just absolutely demolish Barcelona. Yeah, it was a big win for them. More ways than one. And then it was steak night in Austin, Texas on Friday. So we just made just made a nice ribeye enjoyed ourselves i don't even know what we did and then uh saturday

you know i had to do it to him picked up some scones in the morning oh my god everybody must get scone dude okay that's actually the music festival we're having it's a brunch festival at will mons. And then, yeah, I went out and swam at the pool for a little bit. Just did that thing where you just sit in the pool for five hours and never leave and just float around. It's a long time to be at the pool. Just peeing in it the entire time, not caring. Oh, man.

Savage, dude. Oh, I got a story about that. But then I hit up Dave's for dinner. My place. Yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, I texted you. You didn't respond. Yeah, we had some pizza.

And then in classic fashion, I just went home early. I need to Venmo you for that, Zell. How much was it? No clue. Sally handled that one. It's like $200. And then I did the thing that's just going to bug Dave for the next six months as I left two IPAs in his fridge.

Oh, damn it. You and Barrett. He's just never going to touch them. And every time he opens it, he's like, God, I need to get rid of these. He will. You can bring them in and I'll drink them. I love those things. It's an award-winning beer, David.

Well, let me tell you this, Will. I should have mentioned this. Thursday I went to the Lifetime Pool, the outdoor one, to swim some laps. Got some work in for about 40 minutes. And then what happened? I heard the whistles blowing. And I was like, oh, what's going on? Like the whistle song?

The whistle goes whoop. Remember that? Bub brother and little sis? And everybody's kind of evacuating the pool. And I'm like, and I'm, you know, mid-stroke. And I'm like, oh, it's going. Oh, gross, dude. In the pool?

And the girl goes, everybody out. And I hop out. And I'm like, what? And she's like, someone pooped in the pool. Oh, man. Someone pooped in the pool. Was it a baby Ruth, or was it an actual poop, actual turd? You've seen Caddyshack, right? I'm familiar.

Yeah. Well, here's more on that later. They kick everybody out, and this is at like 3.30, and they're like, pool should be back here at the top of the hour or just shortly thereafter. And I was like, really? Just 45 minutes, that's all it's going to take to clean the doo-doo poo water out? Like, are you even rushing back today?

I didn't get back in. I was done. Thank God I got that work in, but I felt bad. There were some people who had just gotten in their lanes. Oh, you were outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's connected to the regular pool. To the kid in. But I felt bad. There were some people who had just gotten in their lanes. Oh, you were outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's connected to the regular pool. To the kid pool.

Oh, I see. Why would someone aqua dump in the... It was a child. It's kids, man. It's full of kids. Kids be pooping in pools? Kids, they... Do they pull their pants out of the pool or they just poop?

Kids be pooping. You know how kids shit themselves? Yeah. Yeah, it's like that only in the water. Yeah. Man, I feel like you just got to separate those two pools. I mean, if it's just like one solid turd, like scoop it out and then just like shock it or whatever. The lifeguards were clearly like caught off guard.

So they had like, they were like doing the, they didn't have like the right long enough reaching basket scooper to get it out. So they were doing the thing where one guy leans. Oh no. And like they had like a train form to like yeah and then one girl just jumped in no one girl just jumped in there and started scrubbing it she jumped into the doodoo water yeah and i was just like dude they couldn't pay me just like a big toilet at that point did they try creating like a human centipede to maybe get out there and figure it out that seems unnecessary i don't know how that

would even help the situation i feel like if we were trying to get poop out of the pool, we'd definitely let one of our boys fall in if we were holding onto their hand while they were reaching. Yeah, that's something. I still don't know why that movie was ever created. Dave pooped in the pool just so Dylan could get thrown in. Did you get back in? I've almost pooped in that pool before, though. No, I was done.

I went home. You can't get back in day of. No, dude. Don't they have to shock it? And you're not supposed to get in right after you shock a pool? pool before though no i was done i went home you can't get back in day of no dude what do they don't they have to shock it and you're not supposed to get in right after you shock in some cases they drain the whole thing and that's a lot of water no no that that's an actual thing that some pools actually have to do that pool probably takes two days to fill unless they have like some industrial there's a lot of water on that one it It's wet, Will. I think if it was like... Water's wet, normally. We don't need to get into it.

Never mind. What? It's like diarrhea. Then you got to like... Oh, you got to, yeah. You got to take extreme measures if it's that. Yeah. Like a solid dirt.

If you're spraying, you got to drain that thing. Ew. If you're sliding into first and you feel something burst. Diarrhea. I'm not down with OPP. Yeah, you know me. Open public pools. What? Yeah know me. Open public pools. What?

Yeah, openly pooping pools. How about you just tell us what it means? Just other people's poop. Oh, that too. Well, I don't like mine either, to be fair. Yeah, I'm not like psychotic. I like mine more than I like y'all's. Poop in general, I'm not into.

Same. You know what I mean? Same. No, actually, they're draining the pool today. I'm going to bring my board up there. Drop in. Just kind of shred. Oh, that's tight. Yeah.

That's real tight. It is tight. I haven't gotten pool work in a while. Man. Wow. Lifetime really puts the poo in pool. Dropping into a half pipe has got to be just really terrifying. Yeah, for people like you.

I'm not trying to do that. You would not put enough weight forward, and then you'd slide back and fall on your ass. Which is, I think, the common mistake. You'd slam your head against the coping. Right, I get it. I've done that a few times. It's really fun. Good, dude.

I've never dropped in on a 10-foot half-pipe on a skateboard. No. I've done a mini-ramp on a skateboard, like a 6-foot one. No, you should. People like us, Dave, we should never be dropping in on something that big. Unless it's for dance. Unless it's for dance. Yeah, but... No, you should mean the people like us Dave we should never be dropping in on something that big roller boys is a different story Roller boys is way less is for dance. Yeah, but We were not good enough to do that you see and it's an abandoned Eastern European city for dance

It's fictional or tent war-torn area Is there any like radiation stuff there that we need to worry about anything like probably? A lot of gas moving in on the area, weirdly. The gas is weird. Where is that coming from? Yeah, and why is it so concentrated? You know, it creates like a circle of no gas. I don't get it.

Do you get it? Not really, to be honest. I did accept a new position in my FIFA career mode. I'm officially the head coach of the Brazil national team. I heard they're going to have a really bad season. It's hard to say. We'll find out soon enough. Pretty exciting stuff, though.

I'm excited about Twitch taking off, honestly. I am, too. It's going to be fun. I think I might hop on the sticks today. People seem to enjoy it, man. We'll see. Anything else on this weekend of fun, guys? No.

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Trying to tell me to shave? No, I'm not saying anything, David. You're right. I don't want to go to Walgreens. You know why? Because I just feel like that's where if you go if you're sick. How do they not paint the walls green in there? Is that like someone's name?

Like, come on. Just figure it out. They should do the thing that bars do where they just like nail dollar bills to the wall. Yeah. They should just do that in an entire wall. That'd be a flex. A weird move for a pharmacy. Yeah, but it's different.

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Dave, we've got some big dog ranting news coming out of the rough household. Yeah, it's kind of awkward to talk about it with him sitting right here. He's here if you just want to put him on the mic. Yeah, does he want to pant into the mic real quick? I keep looking. He is out. Oh, my gosh. He's just getting some Z's in. He's on all sorts of want to put him on the mic. Yeah, does he want to pant into the mic real quick? I keep looking. He is out. Oh, my gosh. He's just getting some Z's in. He's on all sorts of pain pills.

Two of them. Same. Randy had his man procedure over, I guess, on Thursday morning. Poor fella. He got like a penile implant or something? No, he did not get a penile implant. Grow up, dude. That is really shagadelic, just a red just a rocket extender dude he

he's so out of he got a swedish penis enlarger like his face is like totally like smushed on the side because he's just he's dreaming about something doctor lucky they can't wake up with pillow marks on their face like we can because randy would just have them all well he uh picked him up at about four o'clock on thursday he was um you know he was in surprisingly good spirits anesthesia was still kind of there had to pick him up put him in my back seat which is always fun and um yeah he's been on uh he's been on dog watch for the last few days That's why he's here with me now. E-collar. Let's talk about that. And that is the Elizabethan collar.

The clear, you know, the cone of shame, as they like to say. Is that why they call it an e-collar? Yes. You learn something new every day. You thought it was electronic? Well, they also call the device that we use to train Rosie an e-collar, so it's confusing.

That is confusing. I'm confused. Well, all I know is this. He does not like it. In fact, once it's on him, he doesn't want to walk. Like, he's scared to move because he walks into stuff, and I don't think he has the peripheral vision that you would want if you were an animal.

And, yeah, I'm kind of shocked that that's what they're still sending you home from the vet with. There's reasonable alternatives out there. There are better ways. There are. So I went and bought an inflatable one. It's called a Zen Collar. Yeah, bro.

And it's like a donut. It looks like the neck brace you wear when you're on a plane. Like the neck pillow that just fits around it. It's like that, only for dogs. And that one he's fine with. Unfortunately, he managed to pop a hole in that one overnight. Rosie ruined hers within 24 hours. I was like, dude, how did I miss this?

Like, you were in my room. So, yeah. He just flexed too hard. You want a better alternative than the blow-up one? I'd love that. The soft recovery collar is what everyone needs to be buying out there. It looks much like the Elizabethan collar, but it's just soft. And it's got, like, some clear panels so they can have some peripheral.

So. And it attaches right to their normal collar. It's just a little more. I Amazoned something like that. Yeah. And he didn't like it. Really? Dude, he's so.

He's a big baby. He's so hot maintenance, man. He's big baby drip, God. He's so Coney. Look at him down there, man. Coney 2020. What was the deal? We already talked that out.

We did. I don't know if we got to the bottom of it. We solved it, dude. So yeah, think good thoughts for the rim, man. He's kind of. We're kind I don't know if we got to the bottom of it. We solved it, dude. So, yeah, thank good thoughts to the Ram man. He's kind of – we're kind of weeding him off the pills. He doesn't seem to be in pain. He would tell me. Sure.

He's back to normal like the next day, though. He's good. He's wanting to get out there, run around with the dogs. Can't do that. He's on a pitch count right now. How long? How much longer? They say two weeks.

Oh, wow. Yeah, we're going to reevaluate him. Get him out there during a shoot-around. A lot of sports analogies I'm making. Check out too much dip. He's day-to-day right now. We don't want to leave him off the playoff roster. He's not physically unable to perform.

If he needs to go perform, he can do it. He's on the pup list. That's good. It is good. It's good. Because he's a pup, but he's a pup but also a good old pup yeah yeah exactly player unable to perform that's literally exactly what we were talking yeah okay thank you for explaining so think good thoughts man it's like a pup like puppy i've been praying for randy every single night and honestly like before he got that done I was praying for all the other female dogs out there because I was just worried that Randy was just going to be a wrecking crew with these mommies.

He might still be. It's just not going to yield any other pups. So he just got a vasectomy? He got the balls removed. They're gone. Correct. They are no more. But I'm going to get him on T replacement therapy.

That's good. That's a good call. That dog doesn't need any more T. Look at him. Yeah, he's overflowing with it. Look at him. You know, there's a new Rosie at our dog park. I heard about this.

It's a Dalmatian. First meeting didn't go well. They didn't really seem into each other. And even more than that, the owners of the other Rosie seemed even less into talking to Sally and I about our Rosie. There's only room for one Rosie at that dog park. Yeah, he was an Irish dude. Ah, Irish.

The dog? I was a little intimidated. Or the gentleman, the lad. The gent. Ah. Yeah, he was just like, he could not be less amused by the fact that our dog had the same name. He was just like, cool. Cool, mate.used by the fact that our dog had the same name. He was just like, cool.

Cool, Mike. Yeah, tight. Come on down to the donkey. I think that's a different country. Foster's, come on. Have a pint with the Barcelona game. You know that we have numerous rules about this podcast, and bringing up Darcy's donkey posthumously is not something that we do.

By the way, have you been at the new ski shores that replaced it? No, I have not. I haven't been to a restaurant in Austin. Fucking global pandemic. Crazy idiot. Well, it's open. Can you ski there? It does look sick.

But the original one's on Lake Austin. I'd be down to go. So you can ski to that one. Okay. I've done it. You told me you skied there, if you know what I mean. Did you say they had great bathrooms because the the things hit the ground I dropped it I dropped the an iPhone right outside the the dock there into the lake and it's still probably still down there you know

this is you know where Mozart says like an iPhone for those on the lake yeah of Oh, yeah, of course. What? Who the fuck was that? What just happened? Dude, Randy. A boxing glove that was hung on the- Oh, get that out. What are the chances that falls during an episode? Yeah, Triple G, the noted boxer. It fell right into the trash can.

Is that Triple G? Yeah, that's Triple G. No, that's Canelo. I'm sorry. No, is Triple G also on there? One of them's Canelo. But it just completely fell off. What are the chances?

That was random. Gravity. Just fell straight into a trash can, too. What are you trying to tell us? You can't make this up. You can't make it up. Combat Sportsman. Yeah. What were you saying about Mozart? Should we do an impromptu Combat Sportsman episode? Probably something stupid.

The hula hut over there is just an incredible waste of space. What do you mean? The hula hut over there is just an incredible waste of space. What do you mean? The hula hut stinks is what I'm trying to say. It sucks. Oh, it's not that bad. The food is awful. It's a tourist restaurant.

Correct. But for what it is, it's not bad food. Hypothetically speaking, what if we bought some property over there and started a spite tropical restaurant right next to the hula hut? Let's open up a spite spot you do we can call it shula hut and it's just like a dolphin's memorabilia wow featuring dan mariano i don't hate like how many i i can confirm that uh will mons has more twitter followers than hula hut has so has. So we already have the marketing advantage from these guys. Really? On the banks of beautiful Lake Austin, this tropical Texas paradise features a unique mix of Mexican and Polynesian cuisine,

otherwise known as Mexinesian. I did not know there was a Polynesian fusion to that. Interesting. Yeah, more like confusion. I don't think they know what they're doing over there, David. Oh, man. It's always very crowded, and you're like, dude, why? And the servers always look really put off, which I would be too.

It's fine. It's hot. I don't think they'll – whatever. Well, it's not great. I get it. The real estate there is too prime to have a place there that's not great. But if someone drags you there, you can enjoy yourself. The drinks are fine.

Yeah. Do you see? Their last tweet was from April 2, 2019. It says, endless menu, chill vibes, Hula Hut. Hashtag Hula Hut Austin. Hashtag get here. They haven't tweeted in over a year. Yeah.

I think we should start talking shit to them. That's a weak-ass social media game. Dude, they can hear the footsteps right now they're about to get alligator arms serving all their fucking shitty polynesian food what's the place that's over there also like near it the cool bar is it cane abel's cane and abel's on the lake on the lake yeah like sally once dropped her phone off of that into the water uh in college and rather than like you know abandoning it because it's in it's in the middle of a lake, she got some snorkel gear and went and found it and then brought it to the Apple store and played dumb at the Apple store.

She's like, no, I'm not sure why it's broken. It's like, miss, we have photos of you snorkeling in front of this restaurant trying to find your damn phone. How did that work? She got a new phone. The food there is perfectly average, by the way, at Abel's on the Lake. It's just bar fare. It is, but not good bar fare.

Their guacamole is the type of guacamole that they get from, like, Gordon Food Services that's, like, in a big tub, and then they just take, like, an ice cream scooper and then put it on the plate. Yeah. Their queso comes in, like, big, like, sealed, you know, plastic bags, and they just dump it and heat it oh i assume that's what it tastes like to me anyway that makes sense yeah you guys want to hear some local uh northern michigan news yes if we have absolutely i do so i need to i also need

to clarify uh when i was in northern michigan i meant to text you guys i didn't text you guys about this i saw a bald eagle just absolutely soaring over this lake with like nothing else going on and it was just so tight anytime you see a bald eagle it's a win except for when you're the uh uh state employee trying to fly a drone next to it because a bald eagle attacked the state's 950 drone in the up and sent it to the bottom of lake michigan it's not what you're looking for i like it how they're throwing the price of the drone like they're not going to recover from this financially. It's kind of a broke boy drone. I'm not impressed by the cost of your drone.

What were they doing with this drone anyway? Well, are you guys familiar with Escanaba? No. There was a movie that came out called Escanaba in the Moonlight. It's a good Bieber song, too. Escanaba. Oh. Into Moonlight? It's a good Bieber song, too. It's good, Nava. Oh. We went that far in that short amount of time.

Yeah. Pretty impressive. We went from Eagle Drone Story to Despacito in seven seconds. It might have been less than that. It says, In what state officials are describing tongue-in-cheek as a brazen attack, a bald eagle recently snatched a $950 drone belonging to the state of Michigan that was being flown to document

shoreline erosion damage in the Upper Peninsula. After a brief tussle, the big bird ripped off the propellers of the small spinning aircraft and sent it to the bottom of Lake Michigan near Escanaba, state workers said. The drone is being operated by a pilot for the Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy, also known as the the egle when the july 21st attack occurred is the department's

acronym a coincidence when they're considering the predator eagle egle the state thinks not that's his drone now um question assuming there's a camera on this drone. Some of the footage. I know. How do you not have footage from this? Right. That's all I care about right now. The state of Michigan can make some big waves. I want to see this thing in action.

I want to see the shot where it hits the water and it's slowly sinking, but the camera's facing the top, and you just see the eagle just soaring around in celebration. Eagles are tight, man. A lot of people... No one talks about the fact that bald eagles were the original drone. Oh, shit.

They weren't delivering packages or anything. Yeah. Are they ever going to do that? Falconry. Falconry's tight. Falconry is tight. I hope that that's not a way that Amazon delivers packages.

Too much can go wrong and will. I mean, to be fair, their current system also

leaves a little bit to be desired. Amazon? Yeah. Dude, Amazon, they always

come through. They rock. Maybe it's not their fault, but just those slippery thieves that

just steal from outside your door. A lot of porch pirates. A lot of porch

pirates. Next Door app is really, really good at identifying them. One of my favorite things at the State Fair back in the day was the falconry or the eagle show, birds of prey. And you know the big Ferris wheel? It's kind of the big draw there. They would have a guy, and he would be watching him do tricks with a bird, and the bird would fly to the top of the Ferris wheel, land, and then fly back down.

Really? It was pretty sick, yeah. That's cool. It is cool. Do you want a detailed account of how this actually happened? Because it's kind of mind-blowing. Yes. Okay.

Seven minutes and 39 seconds into the flight, the eagle struck. Went after it. And this is roughly four-tenths of a mile from the dude flying it, 162 feet above water. So this thing's soaring. That's up there. I've never been 162 feet up there, like, alone just flying. It seems high. Alone, yeah.

Well, you can't fly. Yeah. Squirrel suit. Good point.. Well, you can't fly. Yeah. Squirrel suit. Good point. You can do the squirrel suit thing. It said the speed of the drone went from 22 miles an hour to 10 within a half second, and the flight records show that the beginning of the downward spiral along with the excessive spin warning.

So this thing was just like- The flight record. Dude, come get me. Come get me. I'd like to have a flight record of a drone. Get out of here. In the next three and a half seconds, the drone sent 27 warning notifications, including one indicating a propeller had been torn off.

Gaining momentum as it fell, its last communication came 34 feet above water, falling at 30 feet per second. I mean... That's tight. I don't know how this guy didn't go in and recover all this,

because I want to see it. I don't know how drones work at this point. Do you have a thing on your phone that shows you exactly what it's looking at? Yeah. You can have your phone

or some of them have their own screens, but yeah. I'm about to give Randy one task for the next month and it's just figure out some way that we can buy an overpriced drone

and justify it. Dan, the Jack Hammer has one. They're affordable. Like, this one, $950 in it, it seems to be very capable. It got taken down

by a fucking eagle, Dylan. Well, assuming an eagle doesn't attack our drone, I think we're going to be okay. If it did, it would be well worth the investment. If that meant we got to hang out with a bird of prey, even in a way that doesn't benefit us, I think that would be cool. They're actually pretty easy to fly, too. A lot of hawks in this part of the state, too. You a big drone guy?

My stepbrother has one. He took it out to the ranch ranch and I gave it a whirl. People don't like it when one pops up in their neighborhood and they don't know what's going on. Yeah, because it's like

some Peep and Tom vibes. Well, there's someone on the fourth floor of our apartment complex who will fly one once in a while over the dog park and it really just

kind of pisses me off because it's like, well, this is your home but at the same time there's a lot of other people that live here kind of right next to you and above and below you. And I just don't think a lot of people want drones live here kind of right next to you and above and below you

and I just don't think a lot of people want drones just flying outside of their apartment. No, it's sketchy. Yeah. Because they all have cameras on them.

You know what I mean? What are you looking at? You're not just flying it to like fly. You're not taking a joyride for model airplane. Yeah. Nerd shit.

Did you ever try to build one of those as a kid model airplane? It's very difficult. I feel like model airplanes made fun of kids it did. Yeah, like they got cucked by K'nex and Playmobil and

Legos and stuff because it was just easier and less dorky. Absolutely. Or just a remote control RC car. Those are sick. Those are sick. They break very easily. The gas powered ones that went like 70, those were tight. I never had one of those. Damn. Yeah, I didn't grow up with that amount of privilege, Dylan.

Jeez. My friend, I didn't have my friend. It would go 70? Oh, that thing moved. It was tight. What, you're just like doing like the old TFM videos,

like taking out your buddy's legs with it and stuff? It's too fast for that, man. Once the RC car hit a curb, it was over though. You hit a curb and like it ruins Christmas. I've done that before.

I had a go-kart growing up. That fun i just went around the neighborhood get it dude almost got hit by cars and stuff it was not safe this is just dylan trying to prove he had a childhood right wait didn't you say you also drove a corvette in high school i did yeah what the what is he had a go are you i drove a corvette yeah unbelievable my dad bought it and he was like yeah you can drive it if you want. I was like, yeah. My buddy's dad bought two go-karts, and then all of a sudden, like a week later, my buddy just had an absolutely shattered wrist, and we were like, yeah, maybe we should just stop doing time trials with these in some random field.

Yeah. Very dangerous. So fun, though. We used to race go-karts at Ellen's Fairway, Cedar Hill. Still there, I think. They're real shitty go-karts. Like, not the cool, souped, I think. They're real shitty go-karts. Like, not the cool, souped-up ones. Did you ever do go-karts on a slick track?

No. There's places you can go. Like drift? Yeah, dude. No. That sounds awesome. It's sick. There's slick track ones that you can do.

You guys are F1 guys. You would like it. Very similar. Minus hundreds of miles an hour. It's very similar. Will's a big bumper car guy. No, man. Bumper cars suck.

Bumper cars are pointless. Like, you're just, it's just like, hey, man, will you fuck my neck up for three days? Let's just get in a bunch of car wrecks real fast over and over again. It's all the glitz and glamour. It's all the glitz and glamour. Our heads are like fucking bobble heads. All the glitz and glamour of a high-speed pileup. I was obviously the kid growing up that wouldn't do anything at, like, fairs and stuff. Like, I wouldn't go on anything growing up. I was obviously the kid growing up that wouldn't do anything

at like fairs and stuff. Like I wouldn't go on anything growing up. Yeah. I had to have my dad there next to me just like in the bumper car. Then they had bumper boats.

You see those too? Dude, I tried to get people to go to one of those places in Michigan when we were there. We were driving by our old miniature putt-putt course

and they incorporated the bumper boats and I was like, that sounds dope. You know the pirate ship that just goes up and down? It's the worst ride there. Dude,

Dylan, Dylan puts off the vibes of like a guy who goes and he's like, alright, I'll do it, but we're sitting in the middle. Dude,

that's the vibe I'm getting. No, I give off the vibe of someone who would never get on that ride. Dude, carnival rides in general, don't do them. You sit at the front of the roller coaster that's a carnival ride or is it the back what's

the dope one you've seen the people who like construct those yes well no i don't i i've seen like entertainment recreation like they all have like a pack of marlboro lights just rolled up marlboro reds rolled up in their sleeves like that's the's the kind of guy. Oh, saying a carny man? Yeah. Just stay away from carnival rides, man. There are accidents waiting to happen. No, I think I said it recently. Like, I don't do the rides where it's a repeated motion. Like, if you're just, like, swinging back and forth,

that's not fun for me. A pendulum. I need to have a very short memory of the turns that I just took. I can't do the one. Like, the swinging chip is a no-go. I will say, put me on a Gravitron and it's over. Cool. I'll ride a Gravitron all day. Gravitrons are lame.

They're so tight. You're just spinning. Dude, you can do wild shit on the wall. The guy that would stand on the wall, he was a carny, 100%. It was like, sick, dude. You're really good at the Gravitron. That guy's defying gravity. You're so good at the Gravitron. That guy's defying gravity. You're so good at the Gravitron.

How many times have you done this? There was one of those rides that swings, like, it wasn't one that goes high, but it's just one of those ones that swings horizontally, you know, and goes in circles. And this one carny at ours would always stand really close to it, like within inches of it coming. And it was like, dude, one thing goes wrong and you don't have knees anymore. Dude, you're such a carnival badass. You just stand right there, like within inches of it coming. And it was like, dude, one thing goes wrong and you don't have knees anymore. Dude, you're such a carnival badass. You just stand right there, like inches away from it, just like, yeah, I can boldfade this ride.

Dave used to love the teacups. Remember that, dude? Poor you, teacup. I'm good at it. I was on the shockwave at Six Flags all day. It was my go-to. Two loops, back-to-back loops. Dude, the Pirate Ship one is so dangerous.

No, it's not. Yeah, it is, man. What? Do you think people are, like, falling out? I feel like it has the best track record. Man overboard. Pull up YouTube and type in, like, Pirate Ship accidents, and you'll never get on one again.

Promise you. Arr. Dude, any carnival. Do I need to type in, like, carnival, or can I just type in pirate ship accident? Yeah, dude. Pretty much any carnival accident is going to end very, very poorly.

Type in pirate ship ride carnival accident. If I'm watching the news and something comes up about a roller coaster accident, I don't watch any of that. Why put that in your mind? A lady fell off the Texas Giant and I think she hit a thing and it split her in half. Isn't that what they used to call Dylan?

No, they called him the Rattler. Remember the Rattler? Yeah. My dad got whiplash on that. I don't do roller coasters. Y'all need to know that about me. Don't ever ask me to do one. I won't.

There's never going to be a scenario where I'll talk to you outside of work. Dude, the most terrifying one is that slingshot one they have at the Texas State Fair. I know we talked about it kind of recently, but hell no. No. Nah. I'm not trying to do that. You can't trust carnival bungee cords. No.

It's just not how it goes. Man. For those wondering, Dave was talking to human Randy and not dog Randy there. There was something on the floor. I was like, put the fucking camera on me, Randy. Hey! Human just trashes this fucking office. I'm really bad at shout yelling at Rosie.

It just sounds so much more aggressive. Hey, get over here. Get over here. You don't want the neighbors to hear, but you want to get the point across. Volume's down, but tone's up. Really bad. What are you doing? Randy, stop.

No, no. Can we talk about Psalm Sleep real quick? Yeah. You know we'd be sleeping. Oh. And Psalm helps us do that. You ever had a sleep drink in a small can? Maybe berry flavored?

Helps you fall asleep in as little as 30 minutes, and it helps you wake up feeling refreshed? This stuff works. Yeah. It really does. It hits. Yeah. It hits. You sleep soundly, and you fall fast. This stuff works. Yeah. It really does. It hits. Yeah. It hits. You sleep soundly and you fall fast.

It's great. They've got two versions of it too, which is beautiful. It's got the original for all the OGs out there. And then if you're trying to cut, sugar-free option. I've tried them both. Sugar-free tastes fine too. Yep. They're great.

I honestly couldn't tell you the difference. Maybe it's just my trash palate, but they both taste really good. A lot of people have been saying your palate's pretty trash, so that might be it. Yeah. After you said that you only eat the little rubber band calamaris, people have just been talking about how bad your palate is. I don't know what I said. The Discord is just—

Yeah, that was like 30 minutes ago. They just added a new channel to the Discord called Dave's Palate. Yeah, I bet my palate's tighter than yours. That's going to pop up within two hours. These drinks are great. You definitely need more channels on that. The ingredients of this drink are naturally found in your body, like magnesium and melatonin. We've all taken a little melatonin to go to bed before.

Why not drink it? I've taken tonin. Yeah. It's non-GMO, vegan and dairy-free, gluten, allergen-free with no artificial flavors or colors. You gotta love that. It's a drug-free, non-habit-forming drink.

Get quality sleep. It's more important than ever to keep your immune system strong and avoid catching viruses. And as Dave and I know, sleep matters a lot when it comes to your recovery. Yeah, it definitely does. Mm-hmm. Dylan.

Mm-hmm. All you have to do is sign up at getsom.com slash pages slash podcast. I'll put that in the link in the bio. That's G-E-T-S-O-M dot com slash pages slash podcast. We can make this happen. Sleep better. Get some. So should we talk about fire tornadoes?

I've been waiting all day. The thing about a fire tornado is that it's a tornado of fire. Wow, why am I even here anymore? You're just going to jack me right in my face. I did. Ew. I just ripped it, right? I stripped it from you and took it back to the house.

That's what I did. You just jacked me. I didn't jack you. That's gross. Fire tornadoes, though. Fire tornadoes. One happened. Very sick.

So I didn't even know what a fire tornado was before someone brought this up. Who starts it? Dude. Prodigy. Billy Joel? Prodigy. Rest in peace. Billy Joel died?

no prodigy one of the guys in prodigy Dylan there's no way you know who prodigy is don't worry about it I was worried about Billy Joel

no Billy Joel to my knowledge is alive and well I saw the piano man IRL once it was tight I used to be crazy jealous of him

because he was married to Chrissy Brinkley and she was my first love she's very beautiful that's her to me and to a lot of other people him because he was married to Chrissy Brinkley. And she was my first love. Schwing. She's very beautiful. That's her. To me and to a lot of other people. She's still got it.

Anyway, shouts to Billy Joel. Oh, yeah. The first line of this CNN article on the fire tornado is maybe one that we would have deleted from a news story on PGP if someone submitted it with this. Oh, no. 2020 has reached into its bag of tricks again and tossed out another surprise. I quit.

This time in the form of a swirling fire, or as meteorologists call it, a firenado, short for fire tornado. Go back to the voice you were doing. I'm surprised I didn't start with, we've all been there. Dude, we've all been there. A tornado of fire. Hey, hear me out. All right. Dude, oh, my God. We've hear me out. All right. Dude, oh my God.

We've all been there. Have we? I also hated, before I get into it, it's like, well, you're literally getting into it. This is the start of your column. Please just get into it. You're burying the lead. God. I think it was like a rule in our writers group.

Like, hey, if you start it with, we've all been there, like, you're fired. We will remove you. You're fired. I definitely have started columns like that. We all have at some point. We've all been there. Well, it's just such like a preface for like, oh, this guy's got a hot take. This is going to be controversial.

I can't wait to read what he's going to say in the next paragraph. And then it's like him saying like something about like how his office how like one of his co-workers isn't very cool like oh we've all been there I'm about to relate to this so hard

dude cause we've all been dude all literally all of us in 2020 this is like made for me this article I can't wait to read the rest of it

where did this fire tornado happen well we just started a new segment called we've all been there where I just talk about really generic things that happened over the weekend. Dude, we've all been there, man.

Got a red light on the way here. I can't wait to get a text from Bandujo after this, and he'll be like, yeah, I can think of like five columns I started out with that. Everyone has. We've all been there. We've all been there. He's going to go find – he'll find an example and send it to us. Well, yeah, you know why he can find an example?

Because he's been there. Yeah. We all have. Yeah. In fact, strangely enough. Hear me out. Hear me out. That's so stupid.

I may get some flack for this. Can I ask, what was the body count on this fire tornado? Well, this says the rare and fiery tornado was spotted Saturday near a fire in California. The National Weather Service office issued a tornado warning for a pyrocumulonimbus cloud that formed by the Loyalton fire, saying it was capable of producing a fire-induced tornado and outflow of winds in excess of 60 miles per hour.

Imagine like you're just out there going to your farm in your little truck and you look over and you're like, oh, fuck, tornado. That's scary. You're like, oh, and it's on fire. It's like five for five from downtown. It's a spinning funnel of fire.

This tornado's on fire. Can I get some shouts for pronouncing pyrocumulonimbus? That's pretty good. How else would you say it? Okay. I read this earlier. In my head, it sounded just like that Like what?

Pyro cumulonimbus See, you didn't do it Pyro cumulonimbus That's how you say it What if like you pull up on the fire tornado And it's just Every like 30 seconds It's just a

Bang That'd be weird Do one of you want to explain how this works Since we watched a video on it before? Well, you know, heat rises? Something about a vacuum of, I don't know. Heat rises. People always forget that.

He used the term vacuum, I know, in fire, in wind. Should we go searching for this? I don't know, man. It's interesting, for sure. Should we go searching for these? The new Twister, if they ever remake it, should just be fire tornadoes exclusively. I mean, that would be fucking dope. Did you know that in 2018...

Is this Backdraft? Dude, Backdraft freaked me out as a kid. The fact that my parents let me watch Backdraft, I don't even think they did. I think I watched it at my cousin's house and then was like, Mom and Dad, I saw a really scary movie. It was about fire. Hey, listen. In 2018, one of these fire tornadoes reached winds in excess of 143 miles per hour

and killed a couple of folks, it sounds like. Well, that's a real downer. I know. Anything else? They can be dangerous is what I'm trying to say. So if you see a fire tornado. A tornado made of fire can be dangerous. Don't try to outrun it.

You know, I wasn't scared of tornadoes. Don't you just make a bunch of noise in front of it, Dylan? What would be more deadly, a fire tornado or an ice tornado? Ice tornado. Ice tornado is like shooting like icicles. Ice tornado. That was my head exploding. So do tornadoes not happen in in cold weather because of the heat?

It needs the heat in order to form? You really think we can answer that question? We definitely can. I feel like Dave can. Yeah. He's a better chance than I am. Dave follows 20 accounts on Twitter that talk about weather. He can definitely answer this.

You're not wrong. Are there not tornadoes in the... They're rare. It's generally spring and fall. It's because of terrain, though, right? They don't really occur in mountainous regions because it doesn't work that way. Right. They're rare It's generally spring and fall It's because of terrain though right I mean they can't They don't really occur In mountainous regions

Because it can't really Doesn't work that way Right The reason tornado alley Is tornado alley Is the air coming off The Rockies And then it meets

It meets up with the Gulf Stream That's coming up from The Gulf of Mexico Sure Creates a little bit of lift Ice tornadoes do exist That's fucking sick But you ready for the kicker

Is it just like sleet? It's only underwater. That's, how is that a... They're called brinicles. My head explodes so much during this podcast. Brinicles. They're columns of ice that form under very calm ocean conditions when there's a big differential between water temperature, which is around negative 1.9 Celsius, and the air temperature.

when there's a big differential between water temperature, which is around negative 1.9 Celsius, and the air temperature. That's where we replaced Randy's balls with. These don't seem that deadly. These just seem like columns of ice that form underneath other pieces of ice. It doesn't sound like something I'm ever going to have to worry about.

Unless you're like a giant ship. Unless I'm on the pirate ship at the fair and it just goes AWOL and ends up... All right, you look up... A lagoon. You look up a half mile away. I don't know. Would you rather be facing a firenado or lava bearing down on you?

A firenado. Firenado. Lava's swallowing you up. You just run, though. The lava's predictable. You don't just run. It's literally not what you do. You just zigzag though. The lava's predictable. You don't just run. That's literally not what you do. You just zigzag.

You zigzag because the lava can't move laterally. The fact that it is predictable, that's why I'm not afraid of them. It's just like, don't be where it's erupting. Well, but if the lava's coming toward you, nothing's going to stop it. The fire, tornado, those things move. Their path zigs and zags. You never know. If lava's coming near me, I'm just going to open up my Yeti coffin,

get inside, and just float down the fiery river. I'm just going to contact every single person I follow on Instagram and ask them to teach me how to wake surf so that I can just surf it until it's done. You're going to contact every person on Instagram? Mm-hmm. Because apparently everyone's wake surfing except for us. That's tough. We're total losers over here.

It's only a matter of time. Well, I can do it. It's not a big deal. It's not losers. It's only a matter of time. Well, I can do it. It's not a big deal. It's not hard. There's a high chance that I wake surf within the next seven days. I look forward to that content. I'm going to have like an hour-long story. Not even a story.

You're going to have to press the little button for the IG movie or whatever. Wow. We should just do a reel on it. Do we have reels? Do we know? I guess everybody does. I keep it reels. on it. Do we have reels? Do we know? I guess everybody does. I keep it reels. Didn't they call you the real deal?

I saw Jessica Alba doing a real trash-ass version of the stanky leg on there. Oh, don't call that trash. Don't do that in here, David. She crushed that. She did not crush that. She's very good at her little TikTok thing. She looked really... She did look good, but it was just...

She looked good. It was funny. She got the whole family involved. I didn't laugh. It's a great video. She's good at online content. I didn't laugh. She's very gorgeous to you.

I will not stand for Jessica Alba slander. I won't do it. I feel like Jessica Alba and Minka Kelly are just at odds with each other because they're just

kind of filling the same void in Hollywood. Jessica Alba won that. It was a first-round knockout. I'm sorry. Minka, though. She had a moment. Sure.

I'm a little worried. I'm looking up how many. Say it, Dave. Did I tell you all that the other day when I picked up Dylan to go to dinner, he was just in his house listening to Moby? Yeah. You didn't pick me up for dinner.

If you get stopped by OB2. What are we talking about? You're like, this is really good. You're like, have you heard of Fatboy Slim? He's got some really hot bangers. Just total fire tornado shit. I'll say it. Minka Kelly's Instagram game is trash.

How many followers? I'm going to guess. Can I guess? Yep. Ooh, me too, me too. 1. Kelly's Instagram game is trash. How many followers? I'm going to guess. Can I guess? Yep. Ooh, me too, me too. 1.1 million. 2.6. You guys are both overestimating.

Really? Is she not a thing anymore? Is she not like... 895K. Okay. Okay. Whereas Jessica Alba has 18.4. So, yeah, I think you're right.

She did win the Battle of the Brunettes. And not just by followers, you know. I think both seem like very nice ladies. Oh, sure. They're very gorgeous to me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Do we have anything else on this damn fire tornado?

I would like to see one. I mean, I think there's a video of it, isn't there? Like in person. Have you ever seen when like a really big fire plume creates lightning like inside of the smoke cloud? That always freaks me out. I don't understand that. That's something I can't talk about. I don't know about this phenomenon.

It happens sometimes. Like over volcanoes. Volcanoes? Volcanoes. Volcanoes. Volcanoes. this phenomenon like absolutely happening sometimes uh like over volcanoes all volcanoes volcanoes volcanoes have like uh lightning and the latin relative of a volcano oh volcanoes yeah i don't have anything that's where lava comes from will most of the time so you're just running hills on volcanoes and then just like for your run down you're just out sprinting lava for your final workout? Happens to me all the time.

God, I can't wait till your whoop comes in and we can see what kind of numbers you're doing for your strain when you're running from lava. Do they have a setting for that? Yeah. Lava running? It's called the lava run. If they have a wake surf setting

and not like, it's going to really piss me off. Do they have a wake surf setting? I bet they do. Oh, nerds we got anything else today uh let me just say it good episode fun one people will enjoy it like we said tomorrow not doing stream room take the night off everybody that's a gift from me to you. Instead, we're doing Worst Stuff stories. WorstStuff at WatchMedia.com. Send your email in. If it doesn't make it this week, it might make it in a future week. Hell, it might make it in a column at some point. We'll see.

We'll see if we get enough stories. We'll see. Anyway, it's been fun, guys. Bye. Bye. bye bye