Circling Back - Ball Talk & Big Soap | Circling Back 11-20-25

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

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I'm at all ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. All right, we're back. It's podcast time. It's a circling back podcast. It's Thursday. My name is Dave.

None of that big size out of the way. I'd like to introduce Randall Trimbecky, star of the show. Hi, Dave. The producer and the all-round wacky guy. Going to shout out to Chris, backer Chris, who sent me this shirt from Slam You. Boiler up. Who is that on your shirt? It's Braden Smith.

What position does he play? I believe he's the point guard. What's he averaging? Good. Name five stats. Rebounds, shooting, assists. other stats that is a really cool that's a cool shirt and steals that's that's that's shirt is kind of sick like it's cool you're i don't know if i could pull it off

brett pulled up their website slam you which i was unfamiliar with they have um they have some cool stuff man they have the old like 90s longhorn uh basketball shorts like the run and horns era if though for those who are familiar old chris clack days Tom Penders. Didn't you used to offer girls' scholarships to slam you? Yeah. I was always looking for another slam piece. You said, hey, I'll give you a full ride.

Yeah, I did. That's what he used to say. Never understood it. We're just having fun here. We joke. Dylan Shivery. I watched weapons last night. Yeah, I know.

You keep looking for somebody to talk to, like, about. I don't know. I walked in and I was like, he was like, watched weapons and no one spoke up. Ross watched it. I guess I keep it to myself. The guy that probably you could talk in the ear off was out there right now. Oh yeah. Did Sauce not watch it? He probably watched

it, yeah. We were just talking about it. Aren't you doing R.B.P. soon? Yeah, we got it. We had to find a, yeah, we got to resched. But yes. He has almost certainly watched it. It's fucking twisted. It is maximum twisted. It's all the way just

just twist it up, dude. It's dark, man. It's some witchery, some witchcraft, some dark. Is there any warlocking? There's some dark magic. No warlocking. Nah. From my understanding, that just means a man that does it?

Yes. No warlocking. What is it about? Give it to me in 15 seconds. At 2.17 a.m., there's this elementary school class, and all the kids, except for one, leave their homes and run off into the darkness. And they have disappeared. And now it's like, fuck, parents are worried. Obviously, schools panicking.

Kids are nowhere to be found. That certainly is spooky. And then people just become possessed and try to kill other people. Like, they run this weird way and try to kill people. And everyone's trying to figure out what the fuck's going on. What do you mean? They have a weird gate. They run.

They kind of do like a Naruto run. They run arms out like this. And they're just like possessed. and they like they're just like they have a target they're like i got to kill this one person and it's fucking wow and then uh the witch enters the picture and she's the one who's controlling all of it wow it's fucking dart what made you guys do that uh chelsis is actually out of town for work i watched it by myself it was this wasn't a chelsea john did you finish it i did okay over two hours i finished the whole thing it's pretty impressive

I had to start after Parks went to bed. So I started after nine, still finished it because I'm like that. He's really, he's really with it like that or something. I don't know. Gosh, you're not getting into Slam You. You're just not, man. Yeah. Oh, man, big show.

Watch it, dog. The movie. We went 0 for two on guests this week. Texas Dives got the flu and KJ had to go do something for his job. And dude is big-timing us. Dude is doing also doing something for his job. Why do you want to go to Maddo Rancho so bad? Maddo Ranchos.

Because it's fun. It is. But I feel like, it's fun. I feel like at our age, well, definitely at my age, I don't know about your age. You get like these opportunities to like go to like a new restaurant, try a new place, place maybe you've been wanting to go and you don't have the kids. It's like, oh shit, I can go do this. It's almost like a date night, but you're with your buddies.

Bro night. So like you go, it's like, dude, it's Thursday. I would go try anything. We could go over to the east side. We could go try Tommy's on the east side. See, here's the thing. I think you have just, you have just fallen victim to what you're trying to prove that, oh, let's go try a new place.

What new place? You don't got any suggestions. Oh, that's right there. Damn. You're just putting a scenario that you don't have an answer for. Front Street, Davey. That's kind of fair, but also like, I mean, I could, what's the, there's the new, I don't know the place off the top of my head, but there's an Irish pub on the east side that apparently has

allegedly, according to my buddy, has the best pour of Guinness in the town. What does that mean, really? The best poor. What does that mean? Here we go. Not a real Guinness head. Tell me what makes it the best poor? So, Dylan, when they pour it into the glass? The glass? It's the best. Okay, but what makes it better than the way another Irish pub would pour a Guinness? Because it's better. Oh, God. Not shot the pour over guy. Oh, this tastes different. Oh.

I hope the Stone Creek boys aren't watching this. But tell me, really. It's the best poor. Yeah. That doesn't make sense. It's a three-prong test. Prong one, the consistency of the poor. Prong two, the vibes of the place.

Prong three, the taste. You're supposed to let it sit, you know. Again, that's when you pour it. It's supposed to let it sit before you drink it. Yeah. You didn't know that. Why did you just throw that out there? It's a three-prong test.

You didn't know that. Yeah, of course I did. I've had more Guinness in my day than you. That's probably fair. I don't love Guinness. I like it. I don't love it. Yeah.

No. You wouldn't last a day in Cork. You've never been. You have no clue where I've been. You've never been to Cork County. Dude, the only cork you know is one that's up your butt. There's not a cork up my butt. There's not a cork up my butt.

There's literally not. I'll show you. Oh, man. Oh, wow. I'm actually going to be open for Louie. That's something. The Addison Improv. Okay.

You done? Yeah, dog. You're anti-Ginnis rant? I'm not anti-Ginnis. I just, I want to know what differentiates a good pour from a, or an average. I told you it's a three-prong test. What's his problem? He has problems with beer Guinness and then all the world record Guinness.

this stuff, too. Like, you, why do you hate Guinness so much? I can tell you, when our friends at the PR firm reach out, and they're like, we want to take one of you guys to Guinness. This guy's not going. Yeah, I am. He is not going. Yeah, I'm going.

You don't even know the proprietary three-prong test. Do you think you're going to go? Dude, this guy. You're like a three-wrong test. It's guys. Oh man, I'm just getting warmed up too. What do I do this? Give a shout out for my opener, Randy.

What do I do this? How about Randy Cherbaki, everybody? Hey, yeah, round applause from Randall. Everyone having fun out there? I love, I love using Austin Comics to open for me. I love bringing up on it, Austin guys. That guy's wacky, isn't he? That guy's hilarious.

Yeah, yeah, it's good. Thank you everyone. He's good, no? We have a clap track too. Yeah, that's for a kick to. Austin. When did that enter the picture? Wait, hold on.

I got something here for you, Dylan. Is it a standing ovation? Oh. So, a clap track. So I've been in Austin for a little while now. And one thing I've noticed about this town is like everywhere you go, every restaurant, there's all these influencers. What's going on?

Like, you can't just eat your food without putting your phone down? Like, you got your phone out, like recording yourself eat? Like, why can't you just like- We went to San Jans? Flip it over, guys. What's going on with that? It's like, what? Yeah.

And I got the. peanut greasio, which, you know, I wanted to get a cocktail just to see what they were like there, but I wanted to play it safe with the peanut gris, yeah. Every place has, like, this ivy in front of it and like these lights, like, am I supposed to take a picture to, is that part of getting a menu? I have to take like an Instagram photo in front of the Ivy at these restaurants. What's going on? Right. Yeah, it's so relatable. And I feel like I'm a little too old to be anyway. I really do. I really do. And I am a little bit older. I'm 41. You know, recently. That's a normal age, you know. Yeah, I know. But in this town,

it feels like I'm like an old geyser. People are looking to me like I'm a grandpa. Like, what are you doing out? You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. You guys, though. I love this town, man. It's a great town. Everything's so expensive, though. It's like, wait, am I in Austin or am I in New York sitting? Can we just do the show? Yeah. Are you going to like, put the laptop down? What's going on, man? You don't worry about burning your balls? You keep that thing on laptop on your lap every day it's on my boss it's ball adjacent he's on my bow look at james dean over here i don't use him anymore anyway with his what light wash jeans and his white shirt yeah that's right bitch jane's dorn that's right dog you got your uh fabletics t-shirt on

yeah it's definitely fabletics it's a good shirt it's a good shirt it's a good shirt you got a problem with fabledics or something no no no it's just i'm pointing out that that's what it is yeah nice man yana hat idiot whoa whoa whoa Mr. I like Spanish words on hats is calling out Dave over again. I regret not snatching that hat when I had a chance to. That's why I'm giving you shit. It's a good hat. The, uh, my,

my baby boys, teachers compliment it. And they were like, hey, there's another guy who wears one of those hats. I was like, that's awesome. And that was where the conversation ended.

Oh, was he a just generic Austin white dad? Yeah. Yeah. They, that checks out. She was like, what is that place?

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go and get you a five pound bag hey and tell them circling back sent you and hey take a picture when you got that five pound bag don't hurt yourself because it's a big bag but take a picture send it to us tag us in it we want to see your five pound bag i want to see your five pound bag show it to us i wonder if i can i kind of won't i'm gonna get i've got a lot at home but i kind of want a five pound bag just because i want to be in on the bed get a five pound bag why wouldn't you do it because i've got a lot at home i got a green bike at home you could use more Let's do a viral stuff seg This is the viral stuff

Viral stuff Viral stuff Now it's time to look at the viral stuff Viral stuff David Viral stuff Did you guys plan that? No

It's called improv Ever heard of it? Read a book dude Sometimes we deviate From the script on the show And you guys just did Yeah A viral stuff

Where do you want to start David You sent me like three different things Well what did I send you first Uh new Kelsey Plume just dropped Kelsey Plum This I've always said Plum

I don't care All right here Let's watch this She's wacky dude Okay All right read the tweet It says It's a visual show

Trust me I'm a good time at sports games Tung out emoji crying face emoji. I popped over to the 4-U, as I've been doing lately, and I saw this being quoted with, oh my God, you're so wacky. Like, that's,

it's going around. I feel a little bad, because she's probably, what, 17 years old? That I don't know. But, Randy, with old comment. I don't know. She's just having fun at a game. Is that that big of a deal? It's a sports game. Having a little fun, goofy dance.

Scroll down. Dance into the music. Is this that big of a deal? She's getting a lot of love in the comments after all the hate. Good. You know what? People are like, hey, I thought this is cute.

Oh, no, here's the one. I see people defending her for sure. Oh, is this one? Yeah, that's the crazy. Oh, my God. She's crazy. She's crazy. What?

Yeah, what is a bag of frozen vegetables on her head? Like, what is that? She goes wild. What's the one? Look out for her. What's the one with the girl eating bacon or waffles at like a diner? See, that's more ridiculous to me. me. That is the, that is the queen. This is just a girl just, dancing some music at a game. Everyone

has fun of this. Well, I want to bring this up because, you know, there was a time in fifth grade when Dylan was at a roller rink and he was talking to some, some young ladies. Yeah. And he skated off. And this is how I now picture. I panicked. And I, yeah, I skated off. I picture you doing you doing you doing this. I panicked. And this is how it went. And this is what you think about. Every night, if you're not thinking about Stone Creek coffee before bed, you're thinking about roller skating off doing whatever this was. Play it one more time. this is not a cowboy game we do them boys she's got cool tats that's like the that's the most like a stadium song too da da da da da da da da da da da da da yeah and so that's like an original jock jam it is a jock jam that's facts did you ever own the jock jam CD no that was like every PE class it was like let's pop in jock jams I never did him we'll go get out there the big parachute and let you guys fuck around remember the big parachute yeah god dude there was nothing better dylan do you remember back in the day going and getting the big parachute then going to lunch and eating bosco sticks dude the big parachute was fun that was my is that was

that was tight she's not 17 with tats like that right she's got to be a little bit older yeah probably i don't know really you know i'm not really worried about she's so fucking zany you could but this is like how everyone dances on the jumbotron when the camera's on them Not me, I'm all like Yeah, Dave hits the What's that one, Colin? Is that the woke? No, what's that one?

The whip. No, the Ney-N-N-A. That's the N-N-N-A. I'm all- Watch me whip. There it is. Okay, what is happening in the studio right now might be worse than what we just watched.

Leave this young lady alone. You make fun of Kelsey Plum all day. Yeah. Why's Morgan Wallen trending? Did you say something problematic? Do you almost hit a cop with the chair? Maybe a CMA, Country Music Awards coming up. Who gives a shit?

You know what? I got to give it to Brett. He's really moved on. You don't hear. Is he off the Wallin-ish? Okay, yeah. Country Music Awards, I think we're last night or something. Wait, so we've got Glenn Close, Kevin Spacey, trending.

Okay, we don't have to do that. We'll post this. You know what? Justice for this young lady. What's her name? We don't know. Just Josie. She's just having fun.

How many followers she got? I don't have a good time, man. Got 10,000. Good for her. Or is he stayed. Her cat is named Soup. That's cool. Go to the other thing I sent you.

This one? Yeah, this is sent in by a number of listeners. This is the title, Woman Freaks Out Over Adults and Costumes on Halloween. People are asking if this is KJ, and you'll know why. Halloween night, my husband and I attended the Bradley County Halloween block party. Our purpose was to hand out brochures on child safety and Christian tracks. We were not prepared for what we witnessed. If you watch the Facebook videos and advertisements, it look like a wholesome fun time for children.

Far from it, we observed that this event was not designed for children fun. The only thing going on with the kids was distribution of candy. No bounce houses, pony rides games. Mommy and Daddy is dressed up and sometimes gruesome and monstrous attire. Some were not, and others were in creative costumes. Then there was what looked like the brothel had been loosed on the town square. their dress was absolutely disgusting breasts and were liberally displayed the rest were all adults dressed in sometimes hideous and vulgar costumes and makeup one was a huge yellow

does this really sound like something you would want your child exposed to you were quite disgusted but who dressed up is a big yellow phallus i love how this woman made a point to wear the most like she covered like every she's wearing a bella chick yeah she's he's very conservative just you know part of me is like man that's a sweet lady but also like how are you going to say uh breast and ass and then say phallus just say penis or wiener dick or a big yellow fallis is there what else could you have said cock she's like i walked up on slam you she's like it's like i enrolled in slam University. It sounds like a good time.

I mean, look, one thing you'll learn, if you're a listener and you got young kids, when you go to these Halloween block parties and stuff, yeah, it's for the kids, but it's going for the adults. The adults, it's like, you know, this is our, we can get out there, do some jealous shots. Jalous shots are still thriving. I'm not a jealous shot guy. Don't really care for them. But I will tell you this, people love to make them and hand them out.

Yeah, they're fun in certain scenarios. For Halloween, we went to Halloween, like, the get-together before trick-or-treating was mad scientist-themed. So Chels made some gel shots and put them in, like, those plastic syringes. Oh, yeah. It's cool. They're red. Oh, yeah. Tequila, hot vodka.

Yeah. They're good. Better been patroned tequila for your boy. Right. This lady should not go to a college campus during Halloween. I'll tell you that much. This was at a college campus? Because I missed that.

No, no, no. She's just, I think she's just saying in the town, but I'm just saying if you go to a college campus during Halloween, you're going to see the sluggiest attire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The younger gin, between trick-or-treating and becoming a real adult, it's, you know, you just wear as little as you can. Do you see, Miles, got it like that? Miles Garrett wore his Randy costume in his post-game press conference?

No. D. Dimitome? I sent a pick to TMD Nobody acknowledged it Was it him carrying eight chairs It's him he did his post game And gray sweats Oh yeah yeah yeah

And it was just extremely like whoa Oh Hong reveal Close to it He actually went to A&M Oh that's right Oh that's right Was he that dude in college

I know he's great Good in college But I'm trying to remember Like how good was he? he's the number one overall pick was he number one overall yeah there you go yeah he was that dude in college he was nasty in college god dude the guy cracking up in the background of this video is hilarious yeah that's that's like sneaky the best part yeah yeah young guy just just like oh this old lady is just complaining about Halloween this is so stereotypical she wanted more

bounce houses yeah that's tough I like that the gruesome costumes got a little uh shout out someone was dressed as a referee but it was way too revealing no referee actually dresses like that referees don't dress like that uh did i send you anything else yeah you something with uh scataboo oh yeah we'll do that next and then oh yeah dude perfect but i mean i think those are different those are different sags okay yeah that that was viral second i just wanted to talk yeah i just i saw those at the t-l and i was like oh yeah those are It does made me laugh a little bit. I can't wait to talk about Tyler from Dude Perfect.

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Okay. Should I set the clip up or just play the clip? Just play the clip, Randy. These are my friends. These are my friends at Dude Perfect. Dude Perfect. They have a podcast now. And Tyler, who's like the main, he's the face of Dude Perfect, really.

He has an interesting lifestyle. Randy? Use soap in the shower. I do not. No, I don't use soap in the shower. I haven't bought soap ever. The craziest thing. I think you guys have been had by an unnecessary organization called Big Soap that is out there to sell a product that really, maybe it makes you smell fake for a little bit.

Like, oh, wow, you smell like roses and lavender for, I don't know, what, three minutes until you dry off with your towel and then it's gone. But that's not what gets you clean. Big Soap, they've got you right where they want you, though. They have tricked you into believing that you need soap to be clean, and you do not. I don't want to go here, but what about hand soap? We believe in that? No, don't use it. Really?

Don't use it. Audible gasps from the crowd. I don't use hand soap. Even after using the bathroom? I don't wash my hands after I go to the bathroom either. Kids. I thought this was an honest place. Circle of trust.

Do you shake hands with fans? No, I've gone to the straight fist bump. At least you're doing your fan of solid. So, before I forget this point, my favorite part of that is do you shake hands with fans? How about anybody? Yeah. Yeah, like literally anybody. Does he think that soap is just to smell good?

Because he says he smelled good for a couple of minutes and then it fades away. But as far as I'm aware, the purpose of soap, number one, is the cleanliness part of it. Soap is to wash away bacteria. I was a little skeptical of this. I was wondering if it was like a rage bait, like engagement play. They trying to get the bag from like dove? I texted hashtag Chad. our good friend who works with these guys i said tell me tyler is not being serious and this is some

kind of uh engagement hack he said dude unfortunately it's very real he said believe it or not he doesn't smell bad at all i say well that's i'm more concerned about like that using the bathroom and not washing thing this is unbelievable to me okay so i'm trying to think if there's like um something omitted from the clip like you see using hand sanitizer which is not so soap. Yeah. Okay. Still, I don't know, I don't know where that falls in your acceptableness. Hand sanitizer is fine to use if soap is unavailable to you. But soap does a better job of killing germs and cleaning overall. I don't know if that's true, but I'm not going to argue that point. Okay. I don't know. But I think you should use soap if available. So he showers. Is he

Is he doing shampoo? Is he just a big shampoo guy? Because, you know, I think we work with somebody. Bread or ranch? Somebody had that take about shampoo doing the same thing as body wash. I don't have that take. I have a friend who uses shampoo everywhere in his body. That's probably where I'm getting that from.

And shampoo does have, I don't know if has an antibacterial element to it, but it cleans. In theory, it can wash away bacteria. Yeah. Because, like, your soap is not destroying bacteria. You're washing it away. Like when you wash your hands, unless you have like a kills germs like soap and then you're just, you're creating the friction and you're wiping the germs away and they're going down the drain with the water. Dude, I think he's missing out. Dude, there's nothing better than just going to mowing the lawn, sweating, coming inside, having a nice cold beer, then going to take a shower.

He gets all sweaty. Getting that soap lathered up on you. He lives in Texas. It's very hot. He gets sweaty during the day. and he doesn't use soap in the shower. I'm trying to see... Does this call into question any of his world records?

I would say this really calls into question whether he's perfect or not, because I don't think it is. Or maybe he's so perfect, he doesn't need soap. You tell me he wipes his bottom after doing it too and just leaves the bathroom and just starts touching things around the office, touching shaking hands.

eating this sounds like my old boss who i loved but like he would always be like i don't get sick i don't get sick and we're like what and it was just like a mindset thing so like is he just like i don't believe in germs let me guess he also wears shorts when it's 25 degrees his legs don't get cold like just did not get cold um this is so unbelievable i i'm the bathroom thing is the real yeah i'm shocked that that's that's pretty wild um like he's got to have some just constant B.O., no? So, like, there's... That just covered...

That just masks it for a little bit. But if you have B.O... Dude, there's... Theodorant is not really going to do a lot. If you have B.O. There's a certain level of B.O. Like, if you have to, like, speak in front of a group of people, you know, nervous B.O. Or, like, stress B.O. Where it's different, where it's like, oh, I'm not good today.

Like, that water's not going to rinse off. There's a guy at the gym. I work out close to sometimes, and I've never been around him where he doesn't have absolutely terrible B.O. And I don't know how people just walk around like that. And not just because he's been working out, he walks into the gym and I can smell him pass by me. Like, it's terrible. I don't get it. Don't you want to be clean and smell nice? I do, Dylan. I love being clean. I feel gross when I'm not. It's good to be clean. I'm probably, I'm probably an overhand washer. No.

I like to have clean hands all the time. If you go to lunch or dinner with me, you probably notice when my food arrives, if I'm eating a sandwich or a hamburger. You go wash? I'll always say I'm going to run to the bathroom. So I'm going to wash my hands. Yeah, that's good practice. I'm also, I'm on like the, I don't know if you're on my level,

but I'm on the more neurotic level of like hand washing and hand clums. I wouldn't describe myself as neurotic about it, but I definitely wash more than the average person does i i just enjoy being i enjoy having clean hands you're a dirty little fucker no what's your a habit i wash before every single time i eat now and in the bathroom i think with covid like maybe i didn't wash every single time i used the bathroom because like if i'm at the urinal i don't need to you i feel like i'm not getting anything on my hands public bathroom i'm washing no matter what but now it's like all right it's just probably good practice to always have to wash your hands whether if you got any like urine or

feces on your hands just like throughout the day just having your hands wash is good practice the chat is saying i do agree that as a society we are probably oversoaked which is probably true i mean he was a bit around have been around for a while but still his argument isn't that people over soap is he never says he doesn't he doesn't soap what if he gets a little look what if the the tp has a little breakthrough all right that happens here's this i don't want to get into his private life but he's got kids, I believe. Yeah. Tell me after you change diapers, dude, the first thing. Oh, my God. After changing a diaper, I'll wash and I'll sanitize because, dude, I'll change the diapers a wild game. I don't even want to fist bump this dude without some hand sanny on me. I'm shocked.

It looks like his wife is in the comment saying that she buys all the soap. So I'm wondering if she buys a soap, but is he using it? Yeah, that's the question. She's trying to dial back. Bethany, Bethany way. This clip went off, by the way. I mean, yeah. It's because people are as shocked as I am, I think. I do think as Americans tend to be, we over shower compared to our friends across the pond. Like we shower like, I say we. I shower every day.

But a lot of people, women will, I think, I'm not out in anybody. I know women don't wash their hair as much. I wash my hair every day. I probably shouldn't. I don't even have that much hair. Maybe that's why. I'm oily, I'm more oily than most people. I just, my, I have like, you know, olive skin.

I just, like, I just get oily. I do. I do. I do. We get it. Hotest kind of plant. It's got olive oil. That's not a, that's not a hot thing.

I'm just saying, like, if I go a day, a full day without showering. Yeah. I just, I feel disgusting. Did you notice yesterday anything different about me yesterday morning? You had body, you had body utter. Did I? No. I didn't shower yesterday.

I don't shower the mornings. And I never do. I never do that. I always shower in the morning. But yesterday morning I had to get up really early to go to Rhodes program and I'd shower the night before. You don't find that getting into bed clean is the move? No.

I hope my sheets to be as clean as they can be. I like getting dirty in bed. You know what I'm saying, Dave? Fist it. No, I don't know where that fist has been. I think showering at night is better than showering. I don't shower in the morning unless I like get a workout in or a walk still in it. It's like nasty out, then I'll shower.

But other than, I'm a nice shower guy. I'm wearing, I don't, first I don't sleep naked. If I slept naked, I would almost. Do you sleep in a T-shirt? No. I sleep in a shirt. I just sleep on, undies, yeah. But like my back in, like, my, I'm not getting, I'm all really worried about that.

Yeah, plus you're not as oily as I am. My hair is oily. My hair is very oily. Yeah. Also, like, the morning routine and, like, styling the hair right out of the shower for the day is my move. You tell me this guy dresses to the nines. He goes to a black tie of.

event and he just hasn't shot like he doesn't use soap did you see he's got another world record that like smelliest stankiest guy stankiest perfect dude in the world i'm calling him dude imperfect dude stinky dude stinky i can't i really can't believe that there are people that don't use soap you know what though i got to give him respect for just being like here's the deal i'm laying it out there this is my thing yeah i guess like I'll just go ahead and put mine out there. Can I, we in the trust tree? The thing is, I will never see this guy's face again or hear his name without just immediately,

but that's the guy who has dirty hands all the time. Next time I see him, if I ever see him again, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to intentionally go in for like the, I'm going to bring him in, bring him in close. I'm going to smell the shit out of him. I want to know. You kind of stink, buddy. I want to know. Makes in some soap. The soap that I use is like, I use like unsinted.

bar soap in the shower, man. It's not about the scent from the soap. It's about what it They're going to get the crem-o bag, aren't they? They're going to get a $10 million deal from is this a long con. Dove soap's going to sponsor the podcast. I guess while we're here, I'll just admit it. So I don't use toothpaste. We both know that's a lie, David, yeah. I don't use toothpaste. I don't think it does anything. You know, you're not supposed to rinse toothpaste out of your mouth, how you use it? Yep. I was told that recently. I was told that recently as well, so I stopped rinsing it out.

It still, it does work after you, after you brush, the fluoride. Supposed to stay on your teeth, David. Also, you're supposed to brush before you floss, and then you leave the toothpaste in, and then you get the fluoride up between the teeth with the floss. I always floss second. I used to be a, I used to close it down. I used to go floss brush. Now I'm going brush floss.

If it's steak night in Austin, Texas, sometimes I'll just, I can't even wait. It'll be like 7 o'clock and I'll go floss. I got to get that out of my teeth. I don't like that feeling of knowing there's food of my teeth. I get it. I get it. I get it.

You never like, you ever floss and get like a big one? You look down the sink and it's there and you're like, hell yeah. Yeah. I was a big dog. Chelsea flosses every day and I find it so annoying. Like, what are you trying to prove? Now, not the dance. Dental floss.

She dental flosses every single night. Why is that annoying? It's like you're doing too much, man. Just live like the rest of us for one night. She's really like that. She's really her. How often do you floss? Probably five nights a week.

Really? That's a lot. I've been on it. I've tried to. I need to floss better. I will say there's some times where I'd... Like once or twice. Some of the flosses aren't like each gap.

I'll get like the big four. Because I've got like the between the canine and whatever this tooth the one next to it is, that's like my spot where there's like a slight gap. And like, there's almost always something in it. I have this permanent retainer in my bottom teeth. So I have to feed floss through with a little, I have a little, uh, I don't know what's called. A tool that I use. And it's annoying.

So I'm just like, I don't know. Allen wrench? No, it's not an Allen wrench. It's a little, uh, like stiff, uh, string with the loop on it. And you feed the floss through and you poke it through and pull it through the other side. What? Yeah, a ratchet and a socket. That little permanent thing there.

I have a water pick. Water picks are great. It's not a table saw? What are you talking about? I don't know. Dude, I'm just trying to name tools. Like a jigsaw or something like that? Tool doesn't have to mean something out of the fucking toolbox.

No, sorry for guessing on the pod. Like a chisel or a router or something? Yep. All right, God. It was. Hey, you soap. You got so defensive about his teeth. I don't want your germs spread around.

It grosses me out, man. Well, I didn't... Never mind. Just don't. I'm calling it. Is he getting an unfair advantage on like, okay, so look at this. Longest barefoot walk on Legos, he does hold that record. Highest football shot.

Tyler set a record for highest football shot into a basketball hoop. He probably did it from like a Empire State Building or something. It was 99.67 feet. You think the grime on his hands helps grip it? Wait. The bacteria on his hands could have aided in this, helped you grip the ball differently. Will you give me the highest basketball shot again? 99.67 feet.

That's it? Wait, hold on. What was it? Highest foot. 100 feet. But with the football. Football through a basketball hoop. Okay.

What's the record for tennis ball? That's a stupid record. That record should not... He's got the record, you don't. And what was it, Dave? I could beat that record easily. It was 10 stories. But what was the feat?

99.6.7 feet. That's not a real record. I'm sorry. He can't ever change that because he's got the 6'7. Yeah. Fuck. That's good. That's good.

I mean, what's the highest anyone's ever shot like a... Basketball? You want to know? Throwing a pencil through a basketball hoop. you know like the group holds the record for the highest basketball shot ever 855 foot shot okay now we're talking that that's a real shot that's a real one the football one there's a wreck oh god this record this i hate this we don't we're never going to get this one they have the record for most subscribers for a stunt or trick shot on a

youtube channel or for a stunt slash trick shot youtube channel with over 60.2 that's very specific How is that actually... 60.2 million? Yeah, it's more than we've got. I think we have... What? Six thousand? They do ridiculous numbers, man.

You know what? We'll stop criticizing Tyler if they just start reposting our videos. I'll stop using soap if they have us on and do a collab post with us. How about that? It'd be great for us. Go soap, go broke. I'm trying to think of something they could... How they could switch this.

We've got to make it. money on this thing he's gonna teach his kids that they don't need to use soap too no i bet i bet mom's got that locked down yeah so bethany please they've got a PR firm right now managing this crisis they're like oh no circling back got a hold of this they got dorn dorn's not happy chad new when you text to chad chad's like all right we got to get out in front of this we got we got to we got to control the narrative chad's like dude he doesn't stink i mean i believe it dude There's no way, there's no way the other dudes would be like, yeah, you're good. Yeah.

They would tell him. If I had a friend that stunk, I would tell him he stunk. Oh, I'm at that point where you got a bat in the cave, you got bad breath, you stink. You stink, baby. Or like, you're just, you're just bricking jokes at dinner. I'll tell you. You won't, you won't, that last one you won't do. No, I will.

I'll just, like, I'll walk over and just tap you on the shoulder and be like, hey, why you just dial back a little bit, money. Hey, cool it with the jokes, pal. They're not landing. Hey, dude, just because my girl's here doesn't mean you have to turn into a comedian. Oh, look who's funny all of a sudden? Dickhead. All right, Tyler. Okay, Tyler, we're watching you.

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Yeah. So it's not like you get this. It's like, all right, what? It's like, oh, dude, it's pre-loaded. Also, what I do for my dad and my mom, who each have one, I will just, I can, like, I have their images on my, in the app and my phone. I can load from wherever. So, like, pictures of Parks, Little League Baseball, for example, I'll just put pictures on their frames. And they're like, oh, shit, new pictures.

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by mentioning us Check out. Terms and conditions do apply. Well, of course. Let's talk a little ball. Let's talk a little slate. You want to get slaty? How you feel about Arkansas?

I feel confident about Arkansas. You know Anthony Hill's out. What's up with Anthony Hill? He's got a broken hand. Oh, no. He can come back from that, right? It's questionable. questionable he's supposed to be out for

Arkansas and then the A&M game who knows who knows but I feel good about Arkansas I did not know that less or so about A&M but we get them both at home then Texas plays much better home they do on the road so I feel pretty good about this weekend I wonder if Chad's coming down

Wu Pig he's a woo pig Speaking of Chad The only time he ever texts me is when Texas is losing And so he's got some payback coming if Texas wins this game. But he's going to be like, dude, we suck. He knows. Tailing Green, though. He's a, he's a baller. He might be. He's talented. Is he, he's going to be in the portal? I hate to say that,

but he seems like somebody's going to want him. He's giving portal. His jump from year one to year two was impressive. Yeah. I was, I was dogging him pretty hard when I was an Arkansas fan for that one season. Right. I still got love for my pigs. Did you see Sark had to come out and be like, hey, whoa, whoa. I'm not going anywhere. The second time this season, he's had to put a statement out about it. Yeah, he says he's staying. How do you feel about that?

No chance. Good. I mean, I don't know who Texas would replace him with right now that's better. That's available. So, yeah. I mean, I think Sark's still a very good coach, even though he has trouble with Georgia. I saw a graphic. It was Alabama, OU, Texas, Georgia.

And it was like a circle with arrows pointing at each. And it said, Georgia, the last two years, Georgia can't beat Bama, Bama can't beat OU, OU can't beat Texas, Texas can't be Georgia. Which is true. Everyone has their Kirby Smart, I guess. Circle of Life. Yeah. By the way, don't get duped. There's a 274, 274 sports account that is all.

All over the, I was just looking up to see what the latest on like the Sam Leavitt stuff was. I saw it, yeah. And it's just all 274 sports. I'm like, that's so annoying. I know. But anyway, yeah, there was some talk about him hitting the portal. And then on three says, yep, he's going to return to the program at 22. Oh, his return is doubtful.

Okay. Actively shopping him. Okay. Sam Leavitt, good quarterback. Sam Levit, really good quarterback. Missouri. at Oklahoma. I'm looking at top 25 matchups right now.

We got that one. We got USC at Oregon. And those are the only top 25 matchups. I wanted to note that we've got, if there was a school in Texas that was giving away free beer to students who go to the game with a valid ID. What school would you think that might be? Okay, let me say that put it differently to make it easier. What schools would you cross off the list of doing that?

Like the nerdy ones? The ones that want to be doing it? The nerdy ones, I'm thinking like... Baylor. Christian schools aren't doing it, right? SMU wouldn't put it in a nerdy category. Rice, certainly. Rice is doing it.

Okay. They need students to show up, I guess. They got UNT, right? Big game. Can I say I hate how the SEC does late season scheduling? Why won't you talk Rice, UNT? Before we do that, that's a bigger topic. But A&M plays Samford this weekend.

Alabama plays Eastern Illinois. We're talking the second to last regular season game and you have just absolute layups on your schedule. I hate that. Those games should be at the beginning of the year when they're inconsequential. Is that going to change with the schedule going forward? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Anyway, back to Rice and the free beer stitch. UAT still got a shot at the playoff, is what I'm saying. Okay. So I go down to Rice, students, a bunch of math nerds, smart guys, smart guys and gals. And they're all liquored up. They probably can't hold their shit. They can't hold their shit. They're going to be fucking just violently puking.

Yeah. They're going to push over the balcony onto some... It's me puke fest. Some unsuspecting just white dude named Dave. That happened to you. That's you. Yeah. Old puke target, Dave.

It was a sorority girl. She had pom-poms in her hand. I don't know if she had, I don't know if she's a sorority. I didn't talk to her. She puked on me. Yeah. From a distance. She holds the world record for highest puke on Dave.

It's true. She does. I wonder what she's doing. She's out there somewhere. Presumably, yeah. I wonder if she knows. I hope she's doing better. If you know a young lady who went to South Carolina, LSU in like 2007 or eight in Baton Rouge and puked from the stairwell right above one of the concession stands and got it on a guy, decent looking guy, let me know.

I'd like to just say hi to her. Yeah. Tell her, hey, you have a Guinness book of World Records. UNT, man, that's fun. I've seen a lot of predictors, seen a lot of two lane at Rice, or excuse me, two lane at tech, playoff predictors and stuff. Yeah.

You know, it's fun to look at that. But OU has two home games to close out. You mentioned Missouri. is there a home slip-up? I feel like there's a potential home slip-up. I don't know much about Mizzou's backup quarterback. But. Oh, you's playing good ball right now.

OU is could play a good ball, but their offense is still. They close with LSU at home. That's the one. Yeah. Not that I'm impressed by anything LSU's done in a post-Bryon-Kelly world. They did win. They'd beat Arkansas, but again, that wouldn't shock me if one of these two games is a sweated-out game.

Oh, yeah. More likely to be LSU, but, who knows? I want to check in on Scataboo. Scataboo. So, of course, he had his foot rearranged, sadly. People, he's been on kind of a tear. He was at wrestling. He was a, I don't know if he was at a raw taping or whatever it was.

And he's just doing a lot. He's showing up at things, like UFC fights, all sorts of stuff. This is last night on his Twitch stream He's shirtless Let's just play it He's doing a shooy What is he drinking? Rain energy drink

Oh it's a rain Oh it's not doing beer That's a game-worn cleat He's just doing a shooy out of his cleat Chugging some Energy drink What guy that was very loud

I was not ready for that so like I know this is like he's outside of chugging the rain energy which is probably not advised he's a pit bull in human form he got 10,000 subs is that Doritos Locos taco?

What did he eat? He's hammering he's a pit bull of some sort like it goes I think it is a Taco Bell look at him dude like how I clocked that immediately it's a good eye it's a good eye from Randall I'm just like what's going on

like maybe you want this guy to be your running back these guys is Nickelodeon choice awards this dude is just a big kid they had uh I don't remember which game it was or who said this but they were playing someone who was miced up

playing against the Giants and he said that Cam Scataboo runs like a bad kid now I thought that was a pretty funny description that's good yeah he's a kid who's getting into trouble just running around just causing chaos around him so yeah he uh he got 10 000 subs on twitch randy so he's celebrated by chugging the rain chewing the rain good for him does he stay busy yeah i just don't man it's just like what's our guy doing you know you want your guy to be uh

in physical therapy i know he like at some point he's going to go home and like have hobbies yeah i was going to say you can't be a physical therapy you want him study in the Boybook. You want to look at tape and it's like, all right, let's check in on tape. Yeah, but he won't suit up again until next season, you know. He's got a long time before he's got a little bit of it. I'm worried about pounding the energy tree. I just don't think you should ever chuggle.

I'm more worried about him pushing a W.W.E. star on his bad foot. It was like two weeks ago. Did Scataboo miss the original Ford Locco because he was too young? He missed that era because he would have been all over. He would have been like 13 or 10. Yeah, he would have been all over that shit. Um, anything else from the slate? I don't think so.

Purdue's not a real exciting week 13th. See the chat. See the chat has anything egregious. We're missing from the slate. I mean, I know everybody's got the... Tennessee, Florida. Florida's got a mess on with, at the quarterback position. Anything new from the lane train?

Arizona State Colorado. The governor of Louisiana's making pitches. How long is anything new on the lane situation from... He's still quoting books in... leaving leaving crumbs about what he's going to do I don't really know what's going on there

man how about the Bears huh seven and three you know the on paper looking at if you look at the

analytics like how this team shouldn't be winning but you are and that's all it matters they're doing the opposite of last year where they're actually like squeaking out wins at the end instead of having their coach just completely eber-fuck it. Oh, Ole Miss is on a buy this week?

It's fair. Buy week lane's different. I think they're on a buy. And then they close with Mississippi State, of course, next week. Big game, Brett's going to that game tonight. I mentioned that one of the reads. He's going to that Texans' Bill's game. That's going to be a fun game.

Yeah. Davis Mills playing some... Davis Mills? Yeah. Long-neck Davis? Yeah. He's playing. He's the one with the neck.

He's the one with the neck. Josh Allen. Who am I thinking of who's backing up Brock Purdy and says other white? Mac Jones. Mac Jones. Yeah. Who? Former Texan.

I always get them mixed up. Also, just white guys who seemingly aren't going to wow you. But if you get them in the right system, they're going to ball. He'll put a game together. Like, Mac Jones is not going to go, you can't go put him in Minnesota and expect him ball right i say minnesota because what's going on of minnesota the j jay mccarthy stuff

i really just said back what happened i don't know but i just go back i just watch twitter because it goes back every j j j mccarthy game goes from like told y'all to like oh freezing cold take to like oh yeah he's not good it's just like weird weird situation um they put all their eggs in his basket though they did i put all my eggs in my fair harbor basket oh yeah i have one at home. It holds all my Fair Harbor clothing. These jeans are Fair Harbor. Whoa. Hitting them with

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so they know that we sent you let's talk our weekend we gotta do it you got places to be I do oh shit yeah I do Randy

that weekend in fun is what I'm referring to I mean yeah places to be you can start oh you want me to start there's a song there's a song dog weekend there's a crazy event happening I like to turn up

bro there's a crazy event happening we had the party and it was lit I got yelled at my prostitute let's just go have fun and they go with it. Let's go. Kick it off, Dorn. Don't have a ton going on, which I'm very much looking forward to.

It's been a pretty busy November for me so far. This is the sad time of year where Parks Lee's town for a week to go with his mother for Thanksgiving. They go out to Palm Springs to see his stepdad's family. And so for a full week, he will be gone, which makes me very, very sad. So I'll be looking for activities I'm going to watch football, of course But I don't have I have pretty much nothing going on You should go confront Tyler

Face to face to face Should just drive up there and knock on the door Their big fun house up there I don't know if you're going to get past security No, I probably won't No hashtag You think there's security guards have Nerf guns Maybe

Maybe First of all, Nerf Blasters, David. So, yeah, I got, I got nothing, dog, which I'm okay with. But again, I'll just be missing my boy. Don't like it. I get him for Christmas, though, and that's huge. He'll be home for Christmas. Yes, he will.

I'm crooning. You're gooning. I'm crooning. We are not the same, Randy. Randy, what about you, big dog? Fair Harbor, CB20. It said circling back 20 on the screen, but it's CB20. So just want to make sure everyone knows that.

Good work, Randy. yes um i will update that there was like three different ad updates yesterday anyways uh my weekend uh starts tomorrow as a lot of people's does um i'm going to concert a day to remember and yellow card at moody center with blaine uh no no no with maybe gordo we'll see he bought a ticket but uh he uh he'll be closing to covas so he might not be able to get to like his toes are pointed west exactly so he probably will miss all of yellow card but we'll be able make it for a day to remember so probably do that maybe do a drink afterwards i don't know uh and then saturday got a friend's giving with friend of the show omar he's hosting so that's pretty much

my whole weekend and working on my project that people don't need to know about okay what we know about it all right well dude is in town so we're going to go hang out with him tonight and that's going to be a lot of fun I don't know where we're going to go there's a rumor I want to go to a restaurant that I've been wanting to go to I just can't think of the name right now

Matt Al Rancho That's not what kind of food we're talking I don't know I just I don't really want to do a steak I just You all steaked out dude I don't know steak I kind of want to go just

I want to go eat Italian yeah Brett was showing us that menu for that Italian place just opened up Saratoga and it just got me hungry That's too far away but I can't go out there

No, I don't think we'll make it there. But we'll go somewhere. Go to Fizzoli's in San Marcos. Shut up. I'll say it. Fizzoli's breadsticks are better than Olive Gardens. It's just for like a hot take, man. That's not okay.

If that's supposed to hurt us, it's not. I'm just starting it out there. I'm just starting out there for the people. For the guy who doesn't even like Italian, dude. You sassy little producer you. I'll say it. I'll say it. You might piss people off.

I'm going to say it is. Some people are going to be upset. Whatever, dude. Stick to Bosco. Bosco sticks are great, though. I'm going to air fry some Bosco. Then what else am I going to do this week? I don't know, ma'am.

It's kind of wide open. We better get some rain. I mowed a couple days ago in anticipating the rain. I can't stand the rain. I know it's... Well, we're about to get smoked. I feel like the next couple days. We'll see about it.

That's what they say. said we'll see that's what they said um yeah we're gonna be looking for activities to do with the roads man over the weekend because there's no tee ball and i was like ah now i got to like go do stuff yeah we're he's gonna want to go to pins mechanical we are without baseball also sad dang um when you're finished i i'm gonna run it back right quick let a boy run it back go ahead of course that's the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about we're still in awe of Liv Langdon's absolute hunk of a boyfriend. The employees in the Fabletic store didn't recognize Dave as a guy who does the ad reads.

Bill Ackman's advice on approaching women stinks. Jade, a fifth grade student at Parks of School, is missing School Friday. According to the reply all email, Randy was complaining about the taste of pennies in his mouth. Is that about... We're getting five pounds a Dave. And finally, Dylan used to offer full rides to slam pieces. And that concludes running back. To slam university, to be clear.

Right, right. Dylan was the dean of admissions to slam you. Yes, yes. And that concludes running back and you are programming for the week. Dylan was the dean of admissions at SlamU. All right. yeah what's going on with the traffic here what's going on with the traffic in austin i you know i i love coming to austin uh you know it's a great town got great restaurants but it's like

i just want to go a couple miles it shouldn't take me 20 minutes right and man you guys have a ton of those autonomous cars i looked over and i was like who's this asshole driving crazy there's nobody driving anyway why are you filibustering this podcast right now Anyway, I'm going to be, oh, no. So, Randy, I would think my producer, Randy. Oh, man. You got played off the stage, dog. You know,