Circling Back - Bama Frat Dudes & Texas Beats Bama

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

Dillon's in a good mood because Texas beat Bama, America's kinks, the viral video of the frat dudes walking, some anger directed at a recent Google Chrome change, watching NFL RedZone on Lake Como, and more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:11) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (30:33) America’s Kinks (41:00) Frat Dudes Walking (52:11) Will’s Hyper-Niche Steam Room: Google Chrome (1:03:25) Dude Watching RedZone Lake Como Support This Episode’s Sponsors Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Dunkin: Fall menu has returned! Groove Life: www.groovelife.com/steam (20% off everything!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from aust, Texas, the home of the Texas Longhorns. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, Mr. Swing Academy, David Ruff. Oh, my God. How about them Cowboys? No one wants to talk about the Cowboys. I went to LA last night, dude. Don't care.

The defense is legit. As long as their scouting is doing well, I don't care about them. Okay. Yeah, their personnel department appears to be doing well. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it. Will's bringing the heat today. There's just a palpable buzz in Austin, Texas.

I'm going to go ahead and declare we're done with 100 degree days here in Central Texas. Specifically Austin. For the year. How about that? Like we're actually clear of that? Or like big weather is just finally transitioning

the apps to say that it's under 100? Talk about it. It looks good. It looks good that we're looking at 90s and low. It's trending. You're going to like the way

it's trending. We're not there yet. We're not like, it's not fall feeling yet but we are trending there as dave said yeah yeah that's what's up dude straight up pumpkin spice vibes you like that didn't you what you like that you like your what you just said there i don't yeah i don't really like anything i say but i do it pays the bills i like pumpkin spice like it's i think it's a net positive for me like overall i think people who say they don't are just liars yeah i think people that people that don't

are like just trying to be contrarian yes david go hands up you want to know something interesting and i don't know who to credit it's one of of you two. Probably me. One of you twos, guys. Since I've been enjoying the, what's the pumpkin head beer? The Shipyard? Yeah, Shipyard Pumpkin Head Ale. That has opened up my palate to now liking pumpkin spice whatever with coffee. I did put that in the Wash Weekly newsletter, but credit to, what's his name, Brett, for actually getting me on that. Yeah, that's a Brett John? It's a Brett John, yeah. Doesn't our good friend Hashtag Chad have a ball beer that he really rides for?

I'm not sure. I'll get in touch with him. I'll get in touch with him and I'll circle back. Let a player know on that. Okay. Randy, it's not that funny why are you roasting my dad tried two of the beers and then he told me he he bought them and then he told me to tell you that they're really good he's like but he's like i already knew about them but i saw your buddy he called you my buddy yeah he's like i saw your buddy wrote about it in the wash media newsletter

so i watched weekly you know he's already had them, he was like, oh, I forgot about those. Okay. And he's like, yeah, you know, tell them they are good. Yeah. They are good. Well, tell them I said thanks for checking in. Yeah. Thanks, buddy.

Thanks for your business. Can I start calling you buddy? Sure. That's what I call Parks. Hey, buddy. Dylan. My turn. Some of you know him as buddy i know him as dylan chivery dylan chivery how are

you doing today i'm doing great thank you for having me very happy to be here um i know what you all are expecting me to say and so yes i'm gonna say it uh don't forget to get up really early tomorrow to check out comet nishimura which will be just over the eastern horizon an hour and a half before sunrise. Check it out. It'll be glowing green. It will appear to be stationary in the sky, but guess what? It is far from. Yeah. It's moving very fast. Dude, I will be sure to get up and watch that. Okay, good. Take a picture. Prove prove it i'll probably be on a call a zoom with some overseas market people can you take the zoom call outside no no i don't fumble a bag like that i'm up chasing it that's not fumbling you can still check out that how do we know this

isn't like one of elon's like starlink like satellites or some have you seen him yet park saw the other weekend yeah i saw him eating pizza one day downtown austin it was lit okay it was like shit apparently he was uh next to our friend kayla at dinner yeah yeah actually i wanted to touch base with her regarding uh seeing him in real life she's one of the few uh that i know who have been in close contact with him um yeah i'm out on elon oh dude really yeah tell us more you're destroying my baby twitter is destroying it i don't even recognize it look how they massacred my boy my twitter my ex just sending me weird ass videos dude there was some good zeats this weekend though that's facts we're not doing zeats dude i was on my fucking zeat shit this weekend

i was eating left and right z was getting some touches out there in New England way. Yeah. I don't think he looked very good, though. Well, he's getting some touches. Yeah, he is. Not KJ. Not to KJ's level, what he is predicting. But, you know, his proclamation on Too Much Dip, a Washington media sports John, is looking better than it did.

Yeah. Anyway, man, cool. I don't have anything to add to NFL conversations. That's okay. We're going to have to do this all season. Just let me know. We have a podcast specifically for that kind of conversation. We'll keep most of it over there.

Too much dip. If we're doing announcements, do you guys mind if I make a few? Go ahead. First and foremost, we've been doing something for a couple weeks now and i have to say it's kind of flown under the radar a little bit but it's been massively successful for those who know it's called washed weekly it's a newsletter washed.substack.com every friday morning you're going to see something in your inbox and guess what it's probably going to be an original column from not only me but dylan dave who knows randy might even throw something in there if he gets motivated one

day but he's just been fucking getting high every thursday instead of writing his column maybe shout out early bird maybe brett'll reset the course of college football this week yeah it's his um conference realignment talk yeah he's got a column that it's it's longer than a newsletter column probably should be but we're probably gonna do. Dude, I love publishing things that are too long for like a newsletter format. Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff.

Yeah, when you're biz dev guys writing stuff that's too long for people to read, it's always time well spent. Those newsletters are heat, man. Gotta give it to us. Washed.substack.com. Go make it happen. If you miss the days of us blogging,

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Friday, pretty low-key night. Didn't do anything except I went. There's this really cool, feels like a hidden gem, right down the street from my new place. Walkable. It's a three-minute walk. And there's a really cool coffee shop in there, a really cool bar and restaurant. I went and sat at the bar and had exactly one beer by myself.

I don't like how you licked your lips like that. Will's doing the I didn't get a text thing that I just pulled on him. Fair. Anyway, it's a really cool spot. It's fun when just pulled on him. Fair. Anyway, it's a really cool spot. Not so fun when it's on you. Oh, yeah. And I don't even want to say the name of this place.

I want to keep this gym hidden. Dude, I respect that. No, I respect that. I respect that. Sometimes we're a little free with naming places we like on this podcast and I'm a little worried

we're screwing ourselves. They have an outdoor patio at this place that's unbelievable. It's like a really cool, it's very vibey. It feels like you're at a tropical resort. I'm more of an indoor patio guy. It's like a really cool, it's very vibey. It feels like you're at a tropical resort. I'm more of an indoor patio guy.

It's so sick. I'm going to spend a lot of time there, I think. Coffee, whatever. It's a cool spot, man. That was my Friday. You can have a cold brew while having a cold brew. Well, the only place I get cold brew, of course, is Dunkin'. So I wouldn't do that.

Yeah, obviously. Really cool spot. That was my friday went home after that went to bed saturday big big day the biggest day college football texas alabama got invited to watch the game at a little joint called little woodrow's on sixth street with brett some Brett, some other friends, James Omar. I'll throw their names out there. Shout out to those guys. Dude, you just made their effing day. Man, it was fun. The crowd was – I handed out probably 40 high fives to strangers.

It was one of those crowds. You know what I mean? Everyone's on their feet. Big play happens, and it's like, all right, who wants a five? You're just handing them out left and right. One of those. A lot of fun. Do they have any drink specials going on at that drows while you were there what um you get any buckets of beers we got buckets what were the

orders uh i wonder what you guys are sapping on this weekend we sapping bronsons this weekend i was not the one doing the ordering i would have gotten high lives if they had them of course but um mickey bang bangs really mickey bang bangs really yeah how many mickey bang bangs you take down like 17 i probably i had like i had two cocktails and probably three beers throughout the game it was i didn't get hammered you averaged like one you averaged one beer a quarter and one at halftime that's so lame i did get a zen from a stranger how many mgs four it was it was not a it was not technically a zen it was an off-brand zen but it was the same thing okay you're doing bootleg zins i was doing bootlegs and some a young lady had them and she

was like you want it's like yeah i would like one thing shawty zin did she put it in your mouth like that like just kind of yeah but she didn't use her hand what what if you don't mind me asking what did she use this footplay it was from her mouth to mine. We baby birded the Zen. We didn't do that. She just handed it. I pulled it out of the container. It wasn't a big deal. That's somehow way less gross to me than shoeies.

That game was so exciting. No, he was wearing flip-flops. The game was so exciting. Why were you wearing flip-flops? Explain that to people. That's why my voice is not all there, i i did a bit of yelling during the game what was your feeling going into the game like what was your actual feeling going into the game i i was cautiously optimistic okay i thought texas was going to lose the game by a very um low margin thin margin i thought i had

several people reach out to me before the game as if I would have any idea what to say to them regarding who's going to win this game. And I just pretty much regurgitated information that other people had told me, like, oh, Texas offense was a little slow in the first game, whatever. I was really confident that the Texas defense was going to keep Bama in check.

I was not confident, however, that the Texas offense was going to score a lot of points. And they did. Quinn Ewers was unfreaking believable. Very happy about the game. Dude, where can we hear you break that down in depth? Thank you. I will be breaking this down in depth later today on a podcast here in the Wash Media Network called Too Much Depth.

You guys recorded a pool or something? Why are you in depth? Yeah. Yeah, we are. Too Much Depth. That guys recorded a pool or something? Why are you in depth? Yeah. Yeah, we are. Too Much Dip. That would be a fun show. My Sunday, I put together a dresser for my son. Have you guys made KJ put truck nuts on?

It's a new football season. Have you guys made him put truck nuts on to redo the punishment that he somehow skirted out of last year? The dude to your left owes us a combine. Okay, if we're going to start doing that. Okay, I'm not talking about that. These two things are related, but one can happen without the other. KJ needs to put truck nuts on his car for at least a month.

He does. Y'all let him off way too easy on too much dip last year. He does. You're right. If you're between Austin and, I think, where was he living? Dallas at that time? Yep. There's a pair of too much dip truck nuts somewhere just out there

that KJ took off at a rest stop, threw on the ground, and then claimed that they fell off his car. What, Randy? We did dip court, and we gave him a punishment that he had to make three cringey TikToks, and he hasn't done it yet. So I want those cringey TikToks. Oh, I forgot we did that.

This company has a real problem with payout. Yeah, it's almost like the problem starts from the top down. It's almost like the person who has the most equity in the company is the one setting the tone. It's the cultural problem. Your cornhole remains unbleached. I know I haven't done my bet, but as far as the general company goes, I am definitely not first in line to go get lines shaved into my head. That's true. And if I do that, that makes y'all look soft. Y'all need to just get the coin viewers cut he's got a nice little fade going he did the mustache thing where he trimmed the mustache down a little bit yeah i'm not a fan of that on myself it looks better than you did last year that's for sure that's that's i mean

that's personal preference and my preference is last year uh last thing parks went to a birthday party and just absolutely cleaned up on tickets at it was like a speeding it was a laser tag arcade place parallel parks did you get hammered at the point no i dropped him off and i picked him up later it was awesome i went grocery shopping oh man i would love to do that sounds that like i know i'm old because that sounds fucking incredible i was like wait i get two and a half hours to myself? Okay. Hey, I know you didn't do this, but I just wanted to provide an anecdote because I want to make it about me real quick.

My golf coach in high school allegedly dropped us off at a tournament, Zeebo's out in Fort Worth. Not there anymore. And there's a strip club right next to it. Oh, really? Rumor was he spent some time there, about five hours.

It was a strategic location for him. Well, it worked out in his favor. I'll just say that. Allegedly. All right. Buddy. And that concludes my weekend in fun. How about you, David?

How'd you celebrate the victory? Dude, I just went home and watched sports center highlights of the game over and over again and read social media, basically. It was awesome. I didn't want to... Look, I turn 40 next month. I'm not going to go paint a town until 2 a.m. That's not who I am anymore.

I would have been sick if you did, though, dude. What color would you paint a town? Yeah. Red. Nah. Yeah. Okay. Isn't that how the saying goes?

What? I don't know. It sounds like mass murder. Not with blood, but like red. Are you the... Just say it right now. Are you the serial killer? Donna Rainey?

Show us your tie-dye. I plead the fifth. You're not under oath. It's a podcast. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not. I've never killed anyone. To my knowledge, I've never killed anyone.

What did that boy get into this weekend? Well, I finished Painkiller on netflix which uh gotta say credibly good incredibly well done incredibly depressing can i ask a question regarding painkiller yes is this a show that will have a second season is this okay it's a limited series they call it yeah okay is it Would you say that it's worth the watch? I think so. But I think there's been enough out there on the opioid crisis that a lot of it you will know. I don't know if you watch Dope Sick.

I did not. I think it covers a lot of the same ground. I did. But because this is Peter Berg, I support Peter Berg. And you got Taylor Kitsch in there. Support Taylor Kitsch. I call him Kitsch just because that's what we got it like. It's very interesting and I think worthwhile. You're part of the Taylor gang.

Yeah. Me, Harbs, Kitsch. Yeah, Harbs and I, we're just sitting out here. We're just texting back and forth about the best bagel sandwiches in Austin. We're just talking guy stuff. Yeah. One-on-one. Just the boys, dude. Lifting weights. Yeah, or just talking guy stuff. Yeah. One-on-one. Just the boys, dude.

Lifting weights. Yeah, dude. Like. Functional fitness. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's going to start personal training me next week. Saturday.

That would be. That needs to happen. Saturday. Kid birthday party. A young lad in Rhodes, my son, his class, they did it down at the Manchac or Manchaca firehouse out around Manchac Way. A little bit, like 15 minutes south of us. I've got to say, incredibly well done.

I've got a little, first of all, it's a nice firehouse. I feel like it's fairly new, maybe the last 10 years. First of all, it's a nice firehouse. I feel like it's fairly new, maybe the last 10 years. No subs involved in this firehouse. I don't know if anybody was going to go there. No, I thought about it, but I didn't want to interrupt. Yeah, you did the right thing, I guess.

I would have interrupted and ruined it. They did a demonstration, put on all the gear. Kids were going nuts. Got to take some pics with the firefighter or firefighter guy who did it. Had a, had a fun stash. I don't know if you saw the photo my wife posted. He had kind of a captain hook stash going on where it kind of curls out a little bit. I'm anti I'm pro firefighters. I'm anti curly stash me. It's me. Um me. Good time. Good time. Rhodes now wants to be a firefighter. Very impressionable at that age.

That'll probably stick. You think? Yeah. Yeah, you know, we support our first responders. Marks wants to be a paleontologist. We'll see how long that lasts. Okay. Which is, I'm not, it's a fantastic field.

So he wants to guess at history like all the others do? I'm not even going to humor that with a response. Does the paleontologist bury the bones and then dig them up? That's Randy Travis. Oh, right, right. Yeah. Right. I'm digging the bones.

I just don't see how they can know everything they claim, you know? Just a lot of questions out there you're going after big paleontology i do have i i'm not going after them but i do have questions that i would like answered it's science the only reason why you shouldn't trust paleontologists is because they're it's all about money they're literally digging up money yeah it's a money play it's so corrupt at this point i'm digging up money that's not as good i was actually in fact not good you're digging up money like your your your uncle buried in the backyard forgot where it was i have a mr beast video idea you ready for this yeah go ahead

remember when scrooge mcduck would like jump into his pile of money uh-huh like in the basement of his place during ducktales all those coins yeah like it would hurt it would always hurt like it would there's nothing good that would happen there i think i think mr beast just needs to recreate this i think he needs to get a bunch of money and just put it all in giant room and then show what it would be like to jump into like a pile that big what if he snaps his neck or gets concussed i mean that's a minimum of concussion yeah if you go head first like he could pencil into it and just like hurt his toes i think scrooge always went head first oh yeah you think i'd probably hit a can do you have tape on that i feel like you could pull that can opener or preacher

seat who you got? I don't know what a preacher seat is, David. Let's cover the face and kind of lean back. You can't cover your face going into a body of water, dog. Looks like a preacher. Can I share a really funny tweet that responds? I tweeted about the comment this morning. You got to get up tomorrow

like really early to see it you know some guys said i'll be in the gym lats in parentheses y'all have fun though he's just hitting lats yeah specifically lat day just okay one muscle it's a very specific muscle group that's a funny a funny response that is funny, there we go, Randy. Yeah, see, he's diving. He dives head first. How screwy is my duck? We just can't. I don't know. No, there's one where he's skiing into it. Dylan.

Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, that's sick. Yeah, go to the next one, please. Oh, he's diving in the next one, too. That'd be a funny tattoo to have on your buttocks. Where did he get all those gold coins? Probably the bank, man. You can't just go to the bank and like hey can i hear can i he took out a ppp loan can i trade this can i trade this 10 billion dollars for coins yeah it probably took a

while he owns black rock and vanguard randy wow rick you speak up bro yeah dude you're a little quiet randy what what's your problem dude why'd you party this weekend bruh oh randy got drunk this weekend yeah i partied you know as quickly as we gave you that mic we can take it away oh just so you know i like i like randy having a mic i just i wish you would project a little i wish people could hear him there's the only problem anyway yeah saturday was a real kind of just sit on the couch. I watched a lot of college football, man. Started at 11 a.m., Utah Baylor.

Rolled right into T-State, UTSA. 0 for 2 on those. And then I watched Texas. And I have to say I was pulling for Alabama just because I picked Alabama. But I was very, very impressed and happy to see that dub. Thanks, Dave. It's big of you to say. Because it's going to be more fun when Kansas State just wipes them out.

You put them on BFY. Yeah, where are they playing Iowa State this year? They're not losing. They're going to lose into Iowa State. Oh, they're losing to Iowa State. No. Randy, pull the tape. This is a future pull the tape.

Legit, I think they stink, actually. They stink, baby. They lost to Iowa. Okay. Just keep to Iowa. Okay. Right? Dude, just keep underrating Iowa State. Kansas State. All right, hold on.

Will's pivoting his fandom from Bama to Iowa State. Kansas State and OU will be challenging games, I believe. I wouldn't fuck with the Cyclones if I were you, but. Dude, I move my body like a Cyclone. No, you don't. So it's like whatever for me. What would that look like? You don't, dude.

Don't clip that, Randy. Delete this entire part. Don't clip that, Randy. Dang, I hate what just happened. I'm not going to let that out there. I made it happen, and I hate it. I hate what I've created. I'm the destroyer of worlds.

Sunday. Oh, brought out the air fryer, Will. Fried the air. I don't know how you fry air. What did Daddy make? Guess what you fry air what did daddy make guess what daddy made what did daddy made chicken tenders uh chicken wings yeah lemon pepper made lemon pepper wings made some sauce very a lot of a lot of work payoff they were good next next round we just did the meat church honey hog drizzled some honey on there

and they were excellent so thumbs up air fried chicken wings so it was a big day in our household fun times awesome man i'm not a big lemon pepper guy wish i was wish i was wing stop lemon pepper goes homemade uh it's it's a lot of trouble but you i think i mean i don't think this is a bad thing that we're on different waves when it comes to wings, Dave. But you and I are very much on different waves when it comes to wings. Because you like that dry rub. It's true. I like them saucy and wet.

You like it when it's a sopping wing. I like them being sopping, yeah. Yeah. But if you're ordering wings and you're around Dave and I, just know that you're in good hands. Because if there's extras, you've got the best of both worlds. We don't share with Dylan, though. Something to think about, dude. Yeah, I know.

How about you? Just a massive fucking weekend. Okay. Just a massive fucking weekend. Okay. You know what it is. No, see, this weekend, I didn't do much.

I did enjoy the Texas-Bama game. I played my Zotocard wouldn't recommend playing your zocard an hour before the game uh in austin texas where a lot of people are sitting around ordering pizzas were you did you pick this pizza i did i ended up picking it up uh doing delivery was just simply not going to happen and so the zocard was played um i wanted to play it again on sunday but you know it resets on Sunday, right? Are we right in the middle? Oh, man.

Yeah, you got it. This was like the ultimate one-two punch where I could have done it. Fuck. I watched a stand-up special last night, David. I think you watched it. I think you recommended it. I watched it too.

Shane Gillis. Entertaining. Entertaining. Entertaining. I have a question for the greater people at home. Are we seeing fewer and fewer stand-up specials lately? I feel like Netflix isn't flush with them like they usually are. Dude, cancel culture, man. You can't say anything these days.

Well, I think Shane might have. Yeah, he doesn't care. What's up with that? Good for him. I think he was famously fired from SNL cast before it even recorded. Yeah, but I think if you put together a cast of people that were fired from SNL or just never, like, did anything with SNL, I think you could come up with a really good cast. I mean, yeah, we've got, you could put Norm MacDonald in that, famously fired. Tim Robinson left out the writer's room.

And then now we've got Shane Gillis. So yeah, that is a pretty good point. I did have the pleasure yesterday of fucking with my brother-in-law a little bit, which I enjoy doing every once in a while. You guys are familiar with Drew, right? Big fan. Drew waited until yesterday to ask if... I share a YouTube TV account with Drew then uh some other in-laws of mine

and drew waited until yesterday morning to say hey can we get nfl sunday ticket and because we need full buy-in from everybody i decided to be like i don't really know if we need it this year and i could just i could feel i could feel the anxiety building because i mean you're talking to me like is it going to affect my life that much if i don't have sunday ticket not much we at least have red zone like we have red zone without really thinking about it i don't need sunday ticket to watch every single game right right so i slow played it a little bit until it was finally time and i was like yeah let's let's pull trick on this so i'm a hundred dollars invested into sunday ticket i went red zone yesterday i went i went quad box on youtube tv dude youtube tv is yamming on everybody that is

an awesome feature didn't you have a weekend where you went quad box we're not doing that no i've never done that you've never done a quad box week that's too much that's simply too much box quad randy you said you said you went straight up chris hansen octobox this weekend, right? Is that true? That's not true. Okay. Can you project that? That's not true. Thank you.

There you go. Thank you. Thank you for speaking into the microphone, Randall. Thank you. And so, yeah, that was my weekend in fun. I did go to a five-year-old birthday party that was probably the best children's birthday party I've ever been to.

And I particularly enjoyed the blow-up castle with a water slide on it but there was one girl at the party i didn't know who's whose child she was and the girl had a turret that sprayed water at everybody and she was just turning to parents and just hosing parents down that rocks i was just like this girl's a problem but she's entertaining from afar she's rock yeah yeah so you know kids birthday parties and college football that's about to be our that's about to be our uh our entire this weekend of fun for the next three months i feel like sounds about right i'm okay with it yeah you guys familiar with squarespace buddy am i today's podcast is sponsored by Squarespace.

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of a website or domain. David, here's the rock. You guys ready to get kinky? Yeah. Yeah. Will stays kinky. Didn't have to ask Dylanylan you didn't have to flip that switch didn't have to ask dylan i'm switching into kinky mode right now just give me one sec oh turn your hat okay i'm there okay uh a tweet came across my desktop recently um gross dude it is from uh noted twitter user shrimp billionaire at fentanyl brownie um okay anyway he

is i will not eat one of those was it out the most the most relatively popular fet life kinks for each state what is fet life that's probably what you're asking dylan i know you're familiar but will what do you think it is it's's the stadium where the New York football giants play football. That's close. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good.

Very good. MetLife. What happened last night? What was the kink last night? Not sure. I went to bed last night quite early and did not see that game. Well, FetLife also is a social networking website, a worldwide website, that serves people interested in BDSM fetishism and kink. On its homepage, FetLife describes itself as like Facebook, but run by kinksters like you and me.

Kinksters. The Fet in the name, Dylan, refers to fetish. That makes sense, yeah. What does BDSM stand for randy i want to say bondage dominates submissive masochist i don't know what i thought it stood for boy dorn stinks man oh that's better okay i don't think it means that bdsm got your ass i don't think it means got your ass dude you did you got me oh you should move to florida why

do i need to oh yeah okay well we're gonna look at this map randy's gonna pull the map foot worship feet fall run yeah i just wanted to go through a few of these and rand if you could help me out i know i'm asking a lot of you this morning, but if you could. Some of these we may not be familiar with. Foot worship, that's Florida. That's apparently the highest searched. So hold on. So it says, based on how disproportionately users from that state like that kink when compared to other states.

Did you say how they came up with, like? Where's the data? Where's it coming from? See, I didn't get that in the weeds on it. But we're assuming that each state is the highest in that category. Has a disproportionate amount of people that like that relative to other states.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Randy, you want to read, I don't know, read Indiana's, Randy, since you're the Indiana guy. Yeah, Randy, you're famously from Indiana. What are they into? I believe it just says, come. Where? There.

Oh, come. Let's see. What is high protocol? Okay, kind of bring the room down a little bit. Come. Texas was noteworthy. Muscle worship. What is that?

It's where you worship muscles. But is this just videos of jacked dudes just having girls fall all over them? I couldn't tell you. I don't understand. Muscle worship. It's a form of body worship in which one participant, the worshiper, touches the muscles of another participant, the dominant, in a sexually arousing manner. Okay.

Okay. What, like hypothetically speaking, what if you live in Texas and you don't have a ton of muscles? Like, can you just not do that? You should move to like... Yeah, do they have... Is there any...

Which state has tiny arm worship? Clowns. Nevada is clowns. There is not a scenario where any clown play plays. Clown play is a little surprising. Randy? I found out where a big-time content guy is from.

Clearly West Virginia. What does that say? It just says big tits.its okay is that really a fetish at this point it's just kind of like human ashtray new york is human ashtray i've seen that before okay wait i have wait have you i saw i watched like a vice documentary one time on youtube about like how like the dominatrix people and how they like treat their people and how they make a living how they have double lives essentially like you know they're not constantly making men feel bad about themselves but they'll just straight up put out cigarettes in dudes mouths and these dudes love it like they just want it that is bizarre it's so weird i'm assuming this

is this is different than the urban dictionary of the ashtray. Can I cover my face if you read what that is? I'm not even going to read that. Cool. I can't in good faith. I want to ask what certain things on this list are, but I just don't know if I want to go down that route. Like if someone wants to figure out what, I don't know. High protocol? California might be?

Yeah, what's high protocol? Because there's a lot of high protocol. I mean, the state of washington just drinks white claws that's a set of rules predetermined etiquette that are deemed acceptable behavior for a submissive in a dom slash sub relationship a dom sub family shout out oregon and pirates pirate play i figured they'd be in a beaver looking at this map just reminds me hey can you just can you just take a second and acknowledge what he just did football baby looking at this map just

reminds me that i can't name all states without you know just like looking at them i'm i played that sparkle so much that like i'm i'm an expert right tried to to, like... We did a contest of this in the lodge, didn't we? Yes. Brett, like, made Randy record him, like, numerous times. And then if he got one wrong, they had to start the new one again. Interesting. Ooh, we got a bukkake on here, Rhode Island.

Okay, what's going on in Rhode Island? A violet wand in South Dakota. It sounds chill until the encasement fetish. New Hampshire. I like Utah has gas masks. There's some weird stuff on here, man. Yeah, I just... When I read stuff like this,

I just realize how vanilla I am in life. Violent wand from a state that i'm not going to try to name stop north of nebraska it's south it's south dakota i just looked it up i thought i was wondering what that was it looks like it's some type of like electrode wand thing so i think it like gives you oh like electroshock like stimulation like a cattle prod like you're trying to rejuvenate your penis or something hey i don't know if i need to be prodded like a cattle dude like that's just not my vibe same man that's just not my vibe shout out diapers is that wisconsin yeah the mitten state are you serious i got it right it's the mitten state it is the mitten state it looks just like a mitten i was just there it is

everyone said it isn't it what's your what's randy what's randy trumbacki's review of milwaukee wisconsin i think it's a lot smaller chicago i think it was cool the place that jared lives is a nice like city neighborhood very cozy and uh the traffic absolutely sucked really oh yeah i don't know a lot of construction every single minute there's a freaking boat going down they're doing draw bridges like figure it out milwaukee everyone that everyone that goes to milwaukee or lives in milwaukee or spent time in milwaukee really seems to have a high opinion of milwaukee which is thus giving me a high opinion of it i think it was a it was a cool cool but you're anti-midwest at this point because you're

just all in on texas and the weather and lizarding it's very very true i got down there and it was very overcast and I was complaining about the journey. He's like, this is the first day. It was the first day. It's been sunny. That's what you know. Well, it wasn't a bad Jared. Pretty good. Hey, what's going on in Louisiana? Crucifixion play. It's a little much, no?

Seems like it, yeah. Randy? What's your sweat? I think it's exactly how it sounds. People just drink sweat. Where's the bathwater? Dylan, which state could you move to and be the most successful right now? Florida?

Florida, yeah. Foot worship. Vermont is also gas masks. I thought they couldn't be. I thought this was the biggest outlier. See, I don't believe these maps. I believe this one because I think it comes from a credible source but um i'm just my takeaway is i don't know much about fetishes because a lot of these i have no idea what they are i like i like that there's one um is that ohio is that ohio just smoking oh okay um so

north dakota is cbt do you know what CBT stands for? No, I don't know. Use promo code backer20. I don't think you want to. It's cock and ball torture. All right. Well, they abbreviated that. I pretty much just put this on the rundown

so we could just rule out any of us ever having legitimate jobs again. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for doing that, David. Very cool. I'm glad we made Randy read most of them because I didn't't want to i just didn't want to you know human ashtray who's who in this room right now is most likely to be human ashtray it's probably me it's dave why i don't know i just feel like i can see myself i feel like dylan had like a little sense of relief that he didn't have to say dave first the way that he just said it's probably no i i look i know i know what i am i was completely

off on bdsm as far as the d and the s well dylan was kind of a human ass this weekend with the zin baby bird did you smoke any cigs no but i would have why you you should have had a victory cig dude here's the problem can you smoke there no one smokes anymore you can't just go get a cigarette from a stranger because there are two people smoking. They're all vaping. All the kids vape. They come home. They say, mom, I want to vape.

All these kids are smoking elf bars. Seven years ago, if I wanted a cig, I would have many options available to me around, like, hey, can I have a cig? I'm like, yeah, here you go. Now, no one. They're all just vaping and doing these little- It's elf bars, dude. These little nicotine pouches, man.

It's crazy. Take me back. Dude, shout out West Virginia. Just being traditional. I'm a bigger fan of the western part of Virginia. West Virginia. Interrogation. The movie, a video, a feature film was on the TL this weekend.

It probably deserves a best short film at this year's Oscars. I would assume it would get the same at this year's Golden Globes. And of course, I'm talking about the Alabama frat dudes all walking into a frat house or a sorority house together. Do we have that video for play? It's very rare that I see something on the internet that makes me wish I still worked at Grand X. this is one of those videos it's just a beautiful thing uh randy please play it do we know so this is alabama it's bama based on the the polos themselves there's a lot of uh crimson that's a sick house it's about one-to-one talk and untalk with the polos yeah yeah these guys are so fun i don't know the ratio

the ratio of new balances to boat shoes slash loafers is crazy just run that back it's unbelievable it's unbelievable that some of these kids that are dressed like this with just the polo short shorts combo like some of these kids look like they're 15 and they're dressed like they are 38 year old dudes at their kids soccer practice i noticed that the e-boy broccoli haircut style has replaced Bama Bangs at the University of Alabama. There's still a couple guys holding out, but yeah, I think we have a new winner. It's the dude in the blue at the very end of the video that really throws me off. He looks like he's 13, but he carries his styrofoam cup with the swagger of Buddy Garrity.

Is this a fraternity house? Pause it. Are we to believe that? Because this is a this a fraternity house i need to believe that because this is a really nice fraternity house if so i know they're crazy randy's had some behaviors today within this browser that i'm a little worried about like he can just spacebar browse that or pause that so we're still doing the disparate top sider yeah okay are those frat cruisers on that that one kid in the middle there and by frat cruisers on that one kid in the middle there? And by frat cruisers, of course, I'm talking about the New Balance 997s. Yeah.

I don't know. It went back and forth from the 995 to the 997. So I don't know what's in right now. Which makes a lot of sense because I'm 39. I'm very far removed from this. That kid right there. No, no. Tall guy.

No, no. Short man. Crazy. Press play. That's a king. Pause on this guy. That kid right there. No, no. Tall guy. No, no. Short man. Crazy. Press play. That's a king. Pause on this guy. That's a king. Dave, 995 is what I meant.

This kid is 4'11". He's got a styrofoam cup in his hand that's probably like 90% bourbon. And he just looks like he's just a dad. Dude, I see the Ferrer Cruises right there in front. What age do you learn in alabama that like the normal outfit is wearing a tech polo and khaki shorts dude none of these guys are leaving town for spring break i can tell they're so frat do you think like do you think like they got they got in trouble they had to go down in the basement and like they got yelled at

because this video went viral even though it wasn't their fault at all like dude what the fuck oh you like going viral yeah there's a lineup oh you were viral somebody go viral over the weekend did the podcast talk about you oh my god whatever happened to that that uh one frat dude it was he like north carolina there was like a tiktok sensation he would like show up at like with the basketball team and shit that guy was hilarious these fucking guys that this the style like the polo tucked into the short khakis it's it's never it's always going to be around in some capacity it's just you can't kill it it's why is it a thing because it's because it's a classic look i guess it's I mean, like, I bought into it when I was in college.

No, I know. I absolutely wanted to dress like this. I know, but you would never, like, I don't know. Look at all those noobs. That's still rock khaki shorts. I'm wearing some stone-colored shorts right now, but I'm not doing the game day polo tucked into them. Are those stone?

Yeah, dude. Everybody must wear stone. God, the reflection of all the ends running across the front yard when the cops show up that's is that your that's your favorite tfm it might be i think it is i can't get over how nice this house is it's so good dude it's bama frat no it's just it's just very very tasteful shit like this that makes me want like it's shit like this where i'm like why do people donate to schools like they have so much unnecessary money and it's clean. A quick look of searching pledge talk on Tik TOK.

It's still very much a thing where they're making these pledges do cringy Tik TOKs. We can learn a thing or two. Let's make, let's make KJ do a pledge talk. Yeah. You know, we can talk about making someone on too much dip, you know? That's true. Do a bat bop. Fair.

Did anybody watch the new Drewski video? I don't know who that is. No. I sent it to you. Okay. Sorry. Randy, pull up Drewski. He did a video.

You'll know him when you see him. He did a video where he's in a frat, and it's quite funny. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dave. I know exactly what you're talking about. I wronged you there. That's okay. I wronged you there.

I apologize. I don't know. There's something that's like – it's weird to say, but there's something very exciting the first weekends of college football when you start seeing all the videos of the drunk college kids coming out like it truly does take me back to grand x and just getting excited because when you see it when you would see a good video like that at grand x you were like oh business is about to be booming yeah this is exciting when rushwood starts like okay we're about to get an influx of really funny videos and like hazing stories that we can write about all kinds of wild shit would start happening yeah a lot for a lot of companies it's like man we need black friday to get here we need cyber

monday to get here so we can get some cash in the door no for at grandex it was like no we need we need that first morning of college game day to be on and we need twitter to be buzzing the sorority um what was it doorway videos where they called those yeah those were crazy the gateway to hell yeah and also the uh the rush stampede ones when they like get the when they finally like find out which sorority picked them or whatever i don't know how it works and they all just like run into each other and fall down remember yeah those are fucking wild the big little reveals yeah they couldn't stay on their feet they're completely different now it's like you have to be a professional dancer to be in these sorority. Oh, I know.

Dude, some of them are incredible, man. It's insane. I know. That one that you sent me the other day, I watched it at least 50 times. I didn't send you anything, Dave. They hit the TL. That's how I see them.

They hit the TL. Yeah, my Explorer feed. So if we went to your Twitter bookmarks right now, we wouldn't just see like a bunch of... That's correct. Okay. Do people actually bookmark stuff on Twitter? I did the other day for the first or second time.

But the only reason you did it was because you see people bookmarking stuff now, right? I did it because I think it was Big Content guy had a video, and I was like, oh, that's going to be useful down the road. I'm not a bookmark guy. I honestly was just too lazy to screen record the video. I'll go back and get it at some other time. Maybe with a burner account. A lot of people do it when someone puts a sports takeout that may or may not be proven wrong.

Jalen Hurts. I had a list. I think I've deleted the list, but I had a list on my Twitter account that was just like, it was called really bad tweets. And I would start adding people's shitty tweets to it. So, so like it was purely for between me and that person, but they would see like, well added this tweet to a list, really shitty tweets. So like a, like if one of your friends back in the day did like a Gangnam style tweet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

they did like a gangham style tweet yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure for sure my son seven uh recently got obsessed with these nuts jokes yeah you guys hear about this you mean your kid's seven why like the number yeah well my other kid's name is techno it's an Elon play. Fucking Seven McAllister over here. I see, like, Kevin. Hey, it's almost time to start putting up your Christmas stuff. It's September.

Sally was like, oh, yeah, with two kids this year, we're definitely going to be putting up our Christmas stuff a little bit earlier this year. And I was like, what's early like when she said before thanksgiving i said oh no oh no weekend after thanksgiving's fair game i'm not doing before thanksgiving i've on november one guy disgusting you're disgusting so stupid you're so stupid it's almost like it doesn't even mean anything by the time Christmas actually gets there. You fool.

I'm still stuck on my fall grind. And you know what? You should be too. Fall's the time to make upgrades. A lot of y'all out there are still wearing boring stuff from last season. Y'all are wearing, I don't know, Burberry patterns and stuff like that. You're all outdated, swagless.

Okay. Probably got that George Costanza drip. I'm just kidding. I can't i can't slander him because he actually dresses pretty well in today's modern age but the one thing he did have was a wallet that was just absolutely absurd just bulging he needed to meet groove life and update his life a little bit get get with it today's podcast is sponsored by groove life get rid of your old wallet i have an an old wallet that I actually have in my

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It is satisfying. And it sounds cool, too. You know what's even more satisfying? It's like a 12-gauge. Buying it, knowing that you have a 94-year warranty. 94 years! It's gonna outlast me. You know what that wall would sound like by the end of that warranty? I had a

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but I got to. Oh, man. Another roach? What happened? I didn't steam on the roach, dude. I just told the roach story. You're the one steaming over here. I was steaming with the roach, not on it.

Give me a steam effect sound please steam room steam room we're gonna get real pissed off in the steam room that's my towel whip sounds i'm whipping these guys in their bare bottoms steam room dylan steam room yeah you guys know what laptops are right i'm looking at one right now we use them you guys know what the internet is correct use it every day okay okay what do you use to uh to navigate the internet on your laptop internet explorer no you don't just you would though actually hold on can we actually get it can we get a look at your screen real quick i'm a chrome boy you sure you're a chrome boy? I'm a chrome boy. You spit it on chromes?

I stay chromed out. I use Mozilla. Do you? No, I use chrome. I'd respect it if you used Mozilla. I actually liked Mozilla for a while. Is there like a... Randy, you're a nerd adjacent. What are the nerds using for their... He's a full-on nerd. No, he's not. No. Randy

cosplays as a normal person. I cosplay as-on nerd. No, he's not. No. Randy, he cosplays as a normal person. I cosplay as a regular person. Yeah, but you have nerd intentions. I think everyone uses Chrome pretty much. No one's using Mozilla anymore. Not really. No one's using whatever. Real nerds are using Linux

as the operating system instead of Apple or Microsoft. What's the benefit of that? I've always wondered why people use Linux. I don't know. My brother uses it. Who knows? I think it's just more open source. It's open source, yeah. Unencrypted. Do stuff with it. With source wide open. Open source? What does that mean? Oh my god, I'm about

to source. I don't know what that means. I'm trying to scroll. I'm trying to source. Your iPhone is not open source. Bitch. Does that help? No. Let's talk after the pod. I've never had a problem sourcing on my internet usage.

Come down to Dave's G-Bar. What happens there? What does G stand for? I help you with technical issues you might be having with your products. And G stands for what? Genius. Oh. Okay. I feel like I'm not going to go to you if i have a technical problem okay yeah i get it we're gonna go to the guy with the microsoft surface pro yeah i think we're gonna go to the problem waste your money with the geek squad see how far that gets you i've noticed that

uh you know google chrome doesn't exactly let you decide when you want to update your browser these days. Mine must have automatically downloaded. Have you guys downloaded anything lately? Have you tried to get any files onto the computer lately from the internet? You're talking it's not on the bottom left anymore on the bar? Oh, my God. What are we doing here?

Now, instead of having a bar pop up at the bottom where you have the folder right there and everything's happening, I do know that. it goes to the top bar to this little microscopic little folder thing. You have to click into that, which then opens the file. That's not what you want to do. So then you go back and you have to click into the folder and then you have to drag it. It's just, what are we doing here?

Dude, the bottom bar, you can just easily drag it to the desktop. Oh my god. It's so convenient. I do know what you're talking about. Dragging and dropping is like the easiest thing in the world. And now we have to fucking sit here and start clicking around. Like a bunch of idiots. And opening folders. I'm not trying to open folders and shit.

I'm trying to do this just nasty right now. You're trying to get messy with it. I'm just trying to be quick and nasty with it. I don't think that's like that much to like whatever. I just want to be able to drag a photo into photoshop use it and be done with it but instead now i'm having to open like different folder windows i'm having to deal with folder hierarchies that's hard man it's just a bitch so i have not tried this yet i haven't downloaded something in a minute so let's just say i'm not going to do it now but if i download this

thing that dylan sent me in slack it says 2014 fappening.zip thing that Dylan sent me in Slack. It says 2014fappening.zip. So I need to be on the lookout? Is that different? Yeah. Like, there was a meeting held, like, dev team. Like, all right, let's move the download thing to here.

What was the thinking behind it? Like, really. The thinking behind it might have been like, hey, downloads are a little down. Like, we need some people talking about our stuff. Downloads are down. Yeah, like, we need people talking about our stuff. Like downloads are down. Yeah. Like we, like we need, we need people talking about Chrome again. Like we need to have a conversation about what's the best. Like, but like, it is just such a step back in terms of usability that I don't understand

why they would do this. And how is corporate America not revolted after doing this for a couple of days? I feel like three days last week of dealing with this was enough to have them fix it by Monday. I'm glad you're bringing this up because I mean, I feel like Elon rightfully, anytime he does something with Twitter, just automatic roast. I'm glad to see Google get that heat, get that action. I actually, I thought about this yesterday while I was showering. Some might say it was a shower thought. I thought about how

I went to go play golf one day. I got to the course. I shot an 88, and then I returned home. And in that span of time, Elon had announced the tweet limits, gotten roasted for the tweet limits,

and then had abandoned the tweet limits all before I could even see that he had announced it. The dude is such a... He's a squid. He's such a squid. He's such a squid. Twitter, it was great. It was so nice.

Now you're just eating. He's tweaking and he's changing stuff and he's rebranding. He's taking check marks away and giving them to the dorks who just buy them. He's a mean something, you know? Not anymore, David.

He knows what he's doing. It's all calculated. All it means now is you had eight extra bucks laying around to spend on a fucking dork badge. I'm sorry.

What? Check marks. Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about my, uh, my genius bar badge. I thought that was a shot at me apologies hand up okay why would you talk like that about dave's g bar dude because i just stick to the g code no you don't what did what have you done this week that has indicated you stick to the g code he pulled up that chrome i saw some uh nefarious activity

i didn't report it really yeah i don't do that saw some uh nefarious activity i didn't report it really yeah i don't do that what was the nefarious activity you expect me to report it you don't all right are you kidding you passed was it trespassing i'm not gonna say what is the g-code just no snitching no snitching is a big part of the g-code yeah okay because snitches famously get stitches getting stitches like depending on how many stitches you get, not that bad of a punishment. I imagine it's like a bunch of stitches. If the phrase was snitches get bullets in the head, then like that makes, that changes the dynamic of me snitching. Much more aggressive.

It doesn't really sound as cool to say it like that, but yeah, it's more effective probably. Hey, can I tell you something that Dylan did too? to say it like that but yeah it's more effective hey can i tell you something that dylan did to um dylan did reference in our previous ad read talked about the satisfying sound and he said like a 12 gauge go pump yeah i know he's just yeah i guess that is satisfying depending on what end of that i would have used like yeah leaves rustling on the ground i have a 12 waves hitting the shore and it sounds really cool birds chirping from afar no time at the wallet that oh yeah we know yeah yeah it is like a bird chirping or the leaves rustling it's like a butterfly knife you dumbass idiot i'm sorry you're not you're not that what's your

fucking problem you know how i get man around this time of year yeah i get it we're in the steam room everyone's everyone's a little teed up right now. Plus, I come alive in the fall time. That's how you become alive? What? Yeah. What? It's a song, I think. Paint the town what?

I get a little awkward when the G code's brought up. Why? I'm still a little... Because you don't stick to it? I'm still a little bit salty because of how it went down when I was in G unit. I didn't know you were in G unit. For six months what was your stage name old pumpkin this actually says original d man the g code also rs274 is the most widely used computer numerical control cnc and 3d printing programming language oh yeah i was

gonna say that but what does urban dictionary say i don't know i'll pull it up what does urban meyer have to say about it? The G code stands for ghetto. He fucking stands by the G code. Yeah, that's true. Maybe a little too much. The unwritten rules of the street. No snitching, no testifying, no cooperation with law enforcement, no letting anybody punk you, show respect to earn respect,

no disrespecting of the game, no hating, mind your business, hold your own, accept the consequences of your crimes, remain loyal and true money over bitches tim allen gets a lot of criticism for his handling of the g-code he famously snitched after getting arrested with cocaine did he get stitched i don't know um he had a great career if he doesn't do that if he doesn't snitch and get out of jail earlier we don't get home improvement we don't get the santa claus would we have home improvement but just a different person cast as who do you

think we would have got are you pro snitching it could have been uh johnny depp i think i'm pro the star of home improvement snitching but i don't know if that trickles down you know what i mean right so you think snitching is okay for some people if you have if you have uh greater good to contribute to society, like home improvement, for example, then it's okay to snitch. No, not all greater good. Not all greater good. But if you're the star of one of the sitcoms that got me through my childhood and gave

me my love for crew neck sweatshirts, then yeah, I think that maybe you should have a little bandwidth in the snitching department. Hand up. I didn't know that money over bitches was part of the g-code i need to go back and read the man you don't have that mob mentality apparently not yeah yeah that's why actually that's why sally and i haven't combined finances yet i like that you got to keep your your bank all close sorry baby g-code stick to it yeah she was like can you start contributing to our family this money's mine that's right yeah deal with it babe when they said when i said what's mine is yours during our vows i was doing this i didn't mean it i meant it i meant it i i sure

not meant it i like that i meant it dude okay i believe you i meant it promise love my wife Okay, I believe you. I meant it. Promise. Love my wife. I'm sorry. I went down a little home improvement hole. Yeah?

Yeah. Like with the show, or were you just looking into making some upgrades? I was trying to see. Well, a little bit of both. I can confirm your air conditioning works very well. Yes. Almost too well. No, I wanted to see if anybody else auditioned to be uh tim the tool man taylor that's a that's something i'd like to know did you get anywhere anywhere with that no i ended

up seeing a fake thing about jonathan taylor thomas no longer being with us plays for the colts right that's no okay close you you tried you applied for the lead on uh growing pains right because you're winslow damn you just got roasted dog that's good you just got roasted i didn't know what that meant but you landed that pretty carl winslow right carl winslow yeah can i give you guys my dude of the week yeah lake como never been looks beautiful george clooney have you been to lake como dave in your summers in italy no but i hate that george clooney is what i thought of first dude right it's just like dude fuck off he like we need to get something someone else needs to get a place

in lake como so that it's not just like George Clooney's territory that all Americans default to. That's a lucky thing to be associated with these days. It's so sick. Yeah. Yeah. Well, a viral tweet. You guys familiar with viral tweets? I've had a few myself.

They're pretty cool. They're pretty cool. This viral tweet is a photo of a gentleman watching Red Zone on his phone from a restaurant with a view of Lake Como. I think the criticism here might be why would you be watching NFL on your phone when you could just be looking at one of the more beautiful views in the entire world? Yeah, but if you're vacationing there for let's call it a week, you have plenty of time to look at the lake. Zoom in on his say god's face she doesn't she doesn't appear to be she looks like she's about to lunge over and just swat this thing out of there are you that that's a are you serious right now are you fucking kidding me

we're at lake como we've been saving for this trip for years and you're watching what are you watching he's got he's got saints games probably got some action he's probably got a fantasy team that's popping off is fantasy enough of a reason to pull out the phone on lake como and watch that's the worst what is enough of a reason to do this and not get roasted by like your wife like both of you went to the college and both of you are invested in like them winning this massive game it's got to be a big big game and your team has to be a part of it massive game. It's got to be a big,

big game and your team has to be a part of it. It can ruin your, uh, your trip. Cause you know, when my team wins the big game, it's good. But when my team doesn't win the big game or look out, have you guys had any egregious moments where you've wanted to watch a game

on vacation and maybe not been, uh, very welcome to do so? Uh, I've had some issues, not necessarily vacation, but at weddings. Other people's weddings.

Pull it out. Pull the phone out. You pulled it out at a wedding? We were at a wedding this past year with a bunch of Texas people at it. It was the night the Houston Astros clinched. It made it really fun when they clinched, but there was a moment during the wedding that was just like, there's a lot of distracted people here.

We were watching the Purdue game at the wedding during the speeches. It got really delayed, so it was during the wedding. So what? Manchester United had a game against Barcelona on Sally and my anniversary trip during lunch that we had that day. It wasn't like a nice lunch or anything,

but it was one of those things where it was like, well, am I allowed to watch this game during lunch that we had that day. It wasn't like a nice lunch or anything, but it was one of those things where it was like, well, am I allowed to watch this game during this lunch on our anniversary? The waiter roasted me. Sally told the waiter it was okay. Okay. This is along the same lines. During, on my honeymoon,

while we were in the room, I did fill out the Twitter verification form back in the day. When that became a thing, I applied to be verified from our- That's understandable. That's fine. That's understandable.

Yeah, it's still looking back. It feels kind of pathetic. I try to operate, if I'm on vacation only with Sally, I try to operate and ignore anything that I actually want to watch, I try to operate and like ignore any anything that I actually want to watch. I truly do. If it's like a big soccer game, it's really hard for me to not like want to watch it. We also don't we don't I feel like we usually don't like take any vacations around like Texas games.

Texas games aren't really it's the fall is not really our time to cook. I'm just like streaming. I'm illegally streaming an MMA fight, like a UFC card. I would just be the worst, rock bottom. I tried to go watch a soccer game at a pub in London when Sally was tired and wanted to go to bed. And then I just went to a couple pubs and they were like, yeah, you can't watch this anywhere.

The way that we watch games over here is fucked. That sucks. Yeah, it was kind of a bummer i was kind of hoping for like a real like cool experience of just sitting at an english pub watching a match like like after after dinner and with a couple guys from missouri sitting next to you dude now like youtube tv is just killing it getting to watch four games at once and we got english people complaining about not being able to watch any games you know you can like change where the love it here change where the sound comes from too you can like rotate the box it's so sick and you can full full screen it and then

back out sick dude yeah i wish you could i wish you had more control over how you could choose the games yeah there are a couple moments this year where this week where i was like this game hasn't started yet and i want to watch this game they give you several options like several different like how they organize the boxes i know but i would like to organize the boxes myself instead of having to go through like the 50 options that they have i'll talk to the dev team we'll get on it do you want to know some other a-listers who have owned or do own villas on the shores of Lake Como? Yeah. Yeah.

Madonna. I'm familiar with her work. Richard Branson. Catherine Zeta-Jones. Catherine Zeta-Jones, what we call her. Yeah. Julia Roberts and David Beckham. I feel like you have to be the person of means to buy property out that way.

Also, Sylvester Stallone, who I don't know if you saw over the weekend, introduced his family to the Pope in a video. I missed that. It's just worth watching. Watching him navigate his way through a translator to tell the Pope, hey, I love what you're doing, man. I love what you're doing, man. Do they have...

With the God stuff. Sorry. With the God stuff, he says. That's probably not what he said. I'm not very good at... I'm not very good at Sylvester Stallone impressions. It's good.

It's good? Yeah. You should put that on your classic movies. Yeah. Yeah, what's on your classic movies. Yeah. Yeah, what's next up? What's next up this week, dog? I'm going to watch The Sting.

Recommended to me by a few people, including DJ Bean of The Brunch Podcast. The 1960s, I think? 73, Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Robert Shaw, Charles Durning, obviously. 1973, great year for film. Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Robert Shaw, Charles Durning, obviously. 1973. Great year for film. That's a cast there. That's a cast, right? I didn't even know about this movie.

Got Bobby Reds in there. Pauly News. I'll let you know how it is. Blinky Fingers. Yeah. Blinky Palermo. Yeah. Blinky Palermo, say.

All right, let's get out of here, boys. All right. What a Monday episode. Hey, realermo. Yeah. Blinky Palermo, say. All right. Let's get out of here, boys. All right. What a Monday episode. Cool stuff. Hey, real quick. Yeah. I'm wearing the Wilmonds polo from Rollback.

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San Juan. Thanks for putting a little flavor. Yeah. You're getting a little Micah with that. I like it. He went to the Micah Verner Producing School. But yeah, shout out to Jared wearing the scarys in the wild. He went to Jared.

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