Circling Back - Banned From Balthazar, Sudeikis, and Pumpkin Old Fashioneds

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

James Corden got banned (and now unbanned) from Balthazar in New York City, tea spilled everywhere about the Jason Sudeikis/Olivia Wilde drama, Dillon debuts the much anticipated segment The SpaceBar, This Weekend in Fun, and so much more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:50) Big Texas 10-Year Anniversary (18:42) James Corden Banned From Balthazar (36:54) Sudeikis vs. Wilde vs. The Nanny (51:00) The SpaceBar with the Original D-Man (1:02:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) DraftKings: www.draftkings.com/circlingback ($200 in FREE bets INSTANTLY when you place a $5 bet on any football game) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast coming to you live. Presented by Busy Hard Salto, the only hard salto with vitamin C from Superfruit Acerola. Superfruit. You did Dylan's mic. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Ruff. Saw a vehicle this morning in front of me in traffic

and it was a minivan. It was a Honda minivan and the bumper sticker said Pirate of the Car I i b in and i saw that and i chuckled and but i was chuckling more at like why what what did why why but it had it hyphenated out like it's like you know so you you knew how to say it right got across just uh just an all-time good bumper sticker man clean font was johnny depp driving the car was a young lady yeah not so young okay hey how do you know david she was a woman in her prime okay there you go nice nice save i'm just saying that's kind of i kind of mess with that bumper sticker. You mess with that bumper sticker.

Yeah. See, car IBN, it's like the Caribbean, but it's the car that that person is driving. Not proud to admit that it took Dylan explaining it for me to actually understand. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it took me... I was just very confused. Wow. Okay.

See? Sometimes it helps to mansplain. She just loves Johnny Depp. Mm-hmm. Perhaps. Perhaps. Parts of the Caribbean movies went crazy. Yeah.

Well, I mean, the ones that I saw did at least. I once saw one back-to-back because I thought that I was meeting a girl at the first showing, and it turns out I was at the wrong showing, so I had to wait around the movie theater after back to back like make predictions during the second one like watch this i bet this is where johnny depp does the thing i definitely didn't jordan 96 97 i definitely didn't tell her that i sat through the first showing because that just was like major simp vibes that's embarrassing i'm not trying to be an incel wow it's hoodie wednesday yeah whole squad on their hood shit dylan that Mine's from Roback. Welcome.

Oh, thank you. Back to 20, by the way. Hey, real quick, just a shout out to our good friend Lucas, who runs the Trashy Peas social media. He sent me this fine coffee mug. It is the spookiest one I've ever seen. It's a Jason Voorhees mug. It's got the hockey mask. It's all bloody. It It's a Jason Voorhees mug. It's got the hockey mask.

It's all bloody. It's got a little blade on the side. It's sick. Look, it's a sick mug. Lucas, thank you. Are you still accepting mugs that are sent to watch media and just assuming that they're all for you? Well, weirdly, this one was actually addressed to doing shivery.

You get some night nights. And then I followed up with a text message. I hey thank you i love this mug he said happy birthday and happy spooky season to further confirm that it is when was your birthday my birthday is sunday david oh shit this is a sick ass mug you might get the shelf treatment have you even seen friday the 13th be honest i've seen friday theth. That sounds like something you'd say after you got the mug. You inexplicably took. Me, the spooky movie guy? You think I haven't seen freaking Friday the 13th?

Are you? Yeah, dude. You haven't even seen Terrifier 2 yet. Neither have you. No, but I might. You just read the plot points on spooky season. I might. Which, by the way, yesterday's spooky season was good.

It's a little extra spooky, though. We are three episodes deep, and that might have been the spookiest. Agree. It was up there. That first story was the spookiest of the season for me. I saw you cry. I didn't cry. The horny house.

I didn't cry. I saw you. I didn't cry, Dylan. you cry was that the i didn't cry the horny i didn't cry i saw you i didn't cry dylan okay will didn't cry horny house that was this was the one uh where there might have been a a neck touched by the oh yeah yeah yeah i was yesterday years old when i learned that ghosts could be horny the fact that you didn't already assume that just shows how little you think of ghosts get horny yeah dude that doesn't shock you think casper is not going through puberty at some point just absolutely they have no blood to rush downstairs you know like when you get horny yeah there's a lot of uh logical issues with that yeah to suspend logic a little bit to really believe oh that's why it's the paranormal it's like normal but para okay

whatever remember last week dave where i said that i had a small cut on my thumb from my kayaking excursion that i went on you said that doesn't look that bad it's not infected is it no but i have some breaking news can we pour one out where i got the cut there was a freckle on my thumb that freckle is no longer there the freckle got cut off it got it's gone now how do you feel about that that's weird to be honest when i realized that i kind of got sad i didn't know you could just lose freckles if you get a bad cut. Maybe it'll come back. I don't think freckles come back. I don't know, man.

Where do freckles go when they die? I don't know. I'm trying to think of something. I don't have anything for this. The skinitary? Like a cemetery? Didn't they used to call you mr skin back in the day i don't know why though it's probably for the best it could turn into uh something hey damage your skin how excited um on a scale of one to five jack-o'-lanterns are y'all for the debut of the space bar segment

later in today's episode i honestly dude so when i so when i was going to get engaged i jack-o'-lanterns when i i'm telling you a relevant story when i was going to get engaged i i told my buddy uh numerous updates and he got to the point where he said man don't talk to me about this until the ring's on her finger i want you to act that's how i feel about the space bar don't tell me you've been talking about it you've been saying that it was going to be done last monday and now it's suddenly wednesday two weeks like it's like what are we doing here you also asked us what it was if it's like something we came up with like dude this has been i think will came up with it i came up with the name,

but in terms of actually the concept and driving that through, that's just, you got to see this through. The idea makes very little sense, but we're going to do it anyway. It's going to be sick. I'll just wait. It's going to happen around a 42-minute mark.

You just got to figure it out. Yeah. No, I've, yeah. I'll explain. That's what we call a tease. We might have to just put him on Patreon. You think it's going to be that good? It's paywall time.

It's that good? Yes. I agree. Is it that good? Yeah. Are we talking about that, the Cheddar Man today? Is it on the rundown? Did you put it on there?

I didn't put it on there. Then why would you ask? Yeah. Because I was wondering. I wonder if we could sneak it in. You're allowed to put things on the rundown. Yeah you put it on there? I didn't put it on there. Then why would you ask? Yeah. Because I was wondering. I wonder if we could sneak it in. You're allowed to put things on the rundown. Yeah. I put the fucking space bar on there.

There's a reason you're an editor on there and not just a viewer. I think you're actually... Yeah, yeah. You can do whatever you want. I don't know what the Cheddar Man is. If you wanted to like bold some text, you'd go bold some text. David's that skeleton that was found in Cheddar, England. Oh.

I thought we were talking about Randy's cheese ball that he's bringing to Brett's party. We'll call him the Cheddar Man at the party, but for now, the Cheddar Man is that skeleton that they found. We don't have to talk about it. I was wondering if we were going to. Tell us about it. So there's this skeleton that was found in Cheddar, England, like the cheese.

Is that where the cheese stems from? I don't know. I don't know, David. It doesn't matter. Anyway, the skeleton- You got cheese coming from overseas. They found it was a human skeleton that was 9,000 years old. How could they really know?

Were they carbon dated? Imagine 9,000 years ago. So what? It was born in what? Negative 7,000? Yeah. 7,000 BC, if years ago. So what? It was born in what? Negative 7,000? Yeah. 7,000 BC, if you will. Listen.

What's interesting about this- What does BC stand for? Wow, dude. I don't know if that is, but that's good. Go on. Anyway, I don't- Okay. Anyway.

It looks like Randy Quaid. The skeleton is 9,000 years old. Go on. Anyway, I don't... Okay. Anyway. It looks like Randy Quaid. The skeleton is 9,000 years old. How'd they get a picture of it? You guys want me to walk out of here? We were just asking questions, relevant questions. How'd they get a picture of it? Well, yeah, there's a picture on Twitter of it.

I mean, I don't think the picture is from 9,000 years ago, Will. I don't think they had flash photography. I think they recreated what the person may have looked like. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Anyway, they ran the DNA from this 9,000-year-old skeleton. It turns out that there is a living relative 300 generations later. All right? You got that?

Mm-hmm. Think about that. 300 generations. Does 300 seem low for 9,000 years ago? Dave, it's the great, great, great, great, great, and then a lot more greats. I know. Grandfather of a man that's currently... It's like one generation every 300 years.

That's modern day teaching history a half a mile from where this skeleton was found a relative 300 generations later and i was wrong it's every 30 years so yeah that makes sense all right kill that's so it's like perfect it syncs up perfectly okay is that a 30 years a generation i would say not perfectly about i would say not perfectly because i think 9 000 years ago i don't i think they were having kids at a much higher frequency than we were these days. I was 31 when the homie was born. Yeah, but this was in current day. Okay.

People were dying at 31 9,000 years ago. They were also like three feet tall. You're missing the story here and what makes this very cool and interesting. I can't wait to shit on this. They found a descendant of this 9 000 year old skeleton that lives a half mile from where they found the skeleton if there's okay that uh hey maybe leave your hometown pal on the surface that sounds cool but like if there are this many generations and this many ancestors coming from this one skeleton so to speak there

that has to be thousands and thousands of people that are associated with this skeleton in some way shape or form yeah population like this guy's family tree is big yeah i i understand what will's saying that's like you gotta think that cheddar man was laying the pipe oh what if i told you what if i told you that there are only well this is from 2002 last time it was updated anyway it hadn't changed much i'm sure because only 5 724 people live in cheddar england you know i'm saying okay it's not like it's chicago like oh one of the relatives lives in chicago like yeah probably like a lot of people in chicago it's cheddar england dumbass yeah go to cheddar england one time it's a it's an interesting note yeah it's super interesting if if he had

if he had a kid or three kids however many and then they all had kids and then they all had kids they all had kids like we're all related to this guy 300 jenny he's related to three podcasters in austin texas who are currently recording a podcast. It's like how Genghis Khan's DNA is in like half the population in the world or something crazy. I think it's Genghis. It is. If you listen to Dan Carlin, it is. I think it's Genghis.

Your history is not hardcore. We are not the same. Yeah, mine's softcore. Softcore history. Check it out. Shout out Dan. Nah. Anyway, this is a dope fact.

And you guys are just, like you always do, you just poo-poo all over. No, I don't. I got to be honest. I think it's a cool story regardless. But it isn't that crazy. It's not like his direct line. I dropped some dope space knowledge and you guys are like, oh, it's not that far away. That's not space knowledge.

I'm just making it up. It's cool that they found a skeleton from 9 000 years ago that's cool in and of itself you could have stopped there dave and i recently found out via 23 and me that we are from the same county in ireland so we're essentially brothers cork county mid county we're the cork boys yeah whether it's champagne or counties be here all day. With the Cork boys. Anyway, I'm not going to bring any more cool facts to the podcast anymore. Well, Spacebar should go stupid then. Cool facts.

Spacebar's going to be dope. Patreon.com slash CircularVacPodcast. Spooky season all October long, every single Tuesday. We've already done three. We got one more left. It's about to be spooky. Yeah, next week, the final spooky season.

Wow. Voice. It promises to be the spookiest episode yet. Dave hasn't made that promise publicly. I know. I just made it, though. So you better bring it, Dave. We're going to do our best.

We have a new YouTube channel, youtube.com slash circling back. Great URL, if I have to say so myself. It's fine. What would you rather it be? It's good. It's good. I myself it's fine what what would you rather be it's good it's good i think it's good for what we need it for overall yeah it works uh go check it out it's hot and also merch washmedia.shop out of office hats varsity shirts that say fajitas on it we got stickers we got the tmd bar hat we got so many stuff things going on just go check it out wash media dot shop what happened 10 years ago today randy as we commemorate the moment seminal moment in this country's history 10 years ago today was when big techs of the state fair of texas

sadly burned alive howdy folks i'm burning alive there we go we've got audio this is honestly pretty punk rock was he protesting anything when he did this welcome yeah the state intervention of vietnam now uh randy saltwater taffy on your way out that's what he's that is what he says i showed this to randy to put up and randy thought i was what did you think it was randy he thought it was 9-11 i thought i was sending did you think it was randy he thought it was 9 11 thought i was sending him a 9 11 video yeah big text looks a little different from the twin towers i can send you that one that loose change one that dylan sent me anyway i don't know what that is do you 10 years ago ma'am what that's that's a pulitzer what do you win what's the photography

award pulitzer that's just the iphone shot fromam. That's a Pulitzer. What do you win? What's the photography award? Pulitzer? That's just an iPhone shot from a ground level. It's a great photo. That's taken from an iPhone 7. Yeah, it's fine. That's some quality shit right there. I mean, it's nice framing, I guess.

It's fine. His face is still intact. Yeah. His little cowboy hat or big cowboy hat's on fire. That big plume of smoke. Didn't they have a contest a couple of years back to replace the voice of Big Tex? Yeah. You bricked it.

Yet again, another thing you said you were going to enter and didn't. I could have absolutely nailed it. They wanted like a full application. I just, how about I send a voice clip in? What's the big deal? You don't know my qualifications. I have a voice.

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You stink baby He did something really hilarious He's got some hilarious content coming out That we need to check out And send it to our friends and make it go viral Not quite Did he sing karaoke in a car with like Genuine or something

Genuine he almost drowned recently Yeah did you hear about that That guy's mind freaked off Did you see that No He almost drowned recently. Yeah, did you hear about that? That guy's mind freaked off. Did you see that? No. He almost drowned recently. Criss Angel has a new show that we have to watch.

We promised the listeners we would. I was going through my YouTube subscriptions the other night just trying to find something, and I saw that I think I subscribed to David Blaine when I was in an altered state at some point recently. Shout out David Blaine. Who's the one that we're connected to? David Blaine. We have a mutual friend.

I fuck with David Blaine hard. Yeah, he can levitate and regurgitate frogs into champagne glasses. You can't do that. That clip has since been removed from my Twitter via a DMCA violation violation that's unfortunate fuck you mbc or i think it was abc actually anyway james corden dylan's favorite comedian uh he's had a big 36 hours i would say he's been banned from a restaurant in new york city for being just a total prick he has since apologized and he has since now been unbanned from said restaurant balthazar balthazar restaurante you guys ever been to balthazar i have have you really no no it's a very popular

restaurant what kind of fare is like there aren't that many restaurants in new york that like just get you could call out by name and and a lot of people know about them. It's not a great restaurant to get banned from. I've got their menu pulled up. What do you got? What kind of hors d'oeuvres they got? Onion soup gratiné. Balthazar salad.

Escargot. Bibb lettuce salad. A big-eyed tuna crudo. What's a crudo? It's like a raw fish-ish. You don't know what a crudo is? No. No, I'm very poor. Steak how day class a frisee all ladrons warm goat cheese and caramelized onion tart

heirloom tomato salad that sounds like some honestly that goat cheese and caramelized onion tart this sounds like a 65 dollar sunset strip salad place you know what i mean i will say that the entrees are not as expensive as i imagined this place just this seems like a place that uh patrick bateman would go and take somebody but the roasted king salmon 42 i mean that's a little pricey for fish but not like when you think of new york prices you think of like something absurd no dave what we're seeing here is that austin has become new york price right and you're yeah you're numb to it at this point man like you we're in a bad place lobster spaghetti 39 bucks i mean mama mia lobster spaghetti okay you probably couldn't I mean, mamma mia. Lobster spaghetti? Okay.

You probably couldn't handle that. It was too rich. Oh, my tum-tum. Never had that? You're the tum-tum guy. No, you're the tum-tum guy. Are you kidding? I'm the tum-tum guy.

You're so stupid. Dude, your tummy's always upset. I have a dope tum-tum. You're always nauseous. I also checked some reviews on Balthazar just to see if there was any fun ones. There's one that says, heads up, this establishment is unfriendly with elderly people

and people with disabilities. And I gotta say for that reason, I'm out. I'm fine with restaurants kicking out the olds, but you can't do that to handicapped people. Olds gotta eat, dog. Yeah. So drink a Dr. Pepper and stay old till you're 120.

The key to my longevity is a Bibb salad every Wednesday At Balthazar I get extra caramelized onions on my tartlets Tartlet I like that gratin On that French onion soup I call it freedom onion soup That crudo is to death

Is this in Soho? I don't know That French onion soup. I call it freedom onion soup, though. That crudo is to death. Is this in Soho? I don't know. This is shit that's too cool for me. I don't know. It's not too cool for you, Dave. It's just a nice restaurant in New York. It's in Soho.

It's too cool for you. It's in Soho. Keith McNally. I think he owns the restaurant. He said, James Corn is at Balthazar with his wife on October 9th for brunch. He asked for a table outside. Brunch maitre dre d alley walters took the party to table 301 and mr corn's wife ordered an egg yolk omelet with gruyere cheese and salad a few minutes after they received the food james called out their server mk and told her there was a little bit of egg white mixed in with the yolk a little bit of egg white in my yolk mk informed

the floor manager g the kitchen remade the dish but unfortunately sent it with home fries instead of salad that's when james corden began yelling like crazy to the server you can't do your job you can't do your job maybe i should go in the kitchen and cook the omelet myself. MK was very apologetic and brought G over to the table. He returned the dish and after that, everything was fine. He gave them promotional champagne glasses to smooth things out. He said that Korn was pleasant to him but nasty to the server. He was very shaken but professional. And she continued to finish her shift.

People who think they're better than others because of status or money or something are my least favorite people in the world. I really, really, it rubs me the wrong way. How do you feel about ordering an egg yolk omelet? I didn't know. It's like very high in... So there's no whites?

I guess not. I wouldn't phrase it like that, but... Yeah. We don't know about that. I haven't been to Balthazar. There's no egg whites. Something tells me. Interesting.

No, I mean, I'm fine. I don't... Just a regular omelette's fine. I don't really need a separation. You can use the entire egg for me. I, too, enjoy both the yolk and the whites. Who's complaining about bonus home fries? Yeah. Home fries are pretty midway to eat your breakfast potatoes but they're fine i don't

like i don't like home fries that much but you would you would eat them if they were in front of you yeah you're like you're if they're extra crispy stop if the if they're the soft kind get out of here i'm gonna punt them across the restaurant yeah they're uh they're brunch menus pretty intense avocado and poached eggs on toast. You got the Eggs Benny or what? Eggs Benny. You got that Eggs Norwegian. You know what that is?

I don't. That's with the... Isn't that just Eggs Benedict with smoked salmon? Poached eggs with smoked salmon and hollandaise with home fries or salad. This guy. Dude, we out here. This guy knows his shit. Dude, I'm giving chef.

Stop. Dude, I'm giving Nordic. nordic you're not scrambled eggs and puff pastry that sounds dope dude i'm trying to puff some pastry this weekend i'm trying to puff on something else big old hoot stick have you guys ever been banned from an establishment hoot stick uh dave no no you haven't ross has okay yeah i and i know they banned they banned the entire fraternity because of Ross. Really? Which I don't know if they really enforced it.

I think a low-key got banned from Logan's on 6th Street, which is no longer there, unfortunately, because I broke too many mugs. Didn't you? Clanging them together, doing cheers. That's a good bit, though. Just really clanking hard. They sold these like- Big boy mugs.

Like 40 ounce, like big mugs. Call you Ben Stein. We would just like cheers and just beer go everywhere. And we shattered a few of them. That was a great bar. That's such a- Guys, you can't come back. Do you remember that time you set off the smoke detector there?

Because you were grinding so hard, the friction just smoked. Actually, because I was puffing on that hooter. You were puffing on the hooter? The hoot stick, yeah. Dude, that was a good spot. That was a great bar. The bar that we got banned from in college was not i mean it was just it was a actual dive bar off the square that's no longer there and uh that rhymed anyway uh ross went in to celebrate his 21st birthday i think he's told this story and uh they were like that's interesting

it's your 21st birthday you've been coming here for like two years yeah huh so they banned him because of their incompetence pretty much yeah you could say that seems messed up to me it's a knee-jerk reaction i got banned for a while from a local bowling alley in northern michigan some notice the sassy loon you're bowling too many turkeys no i passed my id back to my boy who was 20 and then i got in a fight later that night in the bar and the guy was just like dude what are you doing my friends uh eugene and k money this is before k money was 21 they were at deep eddie and kevin k money he had eugene's's passport they went up to the bar together no can't do that

show the bartender their ID and the guy was like this is clearly like the ID for for you both of them are and Kevin was like you want us to go he's like yeah I do this is the dumbest thing ever yeah it's not smart passing your ID back also doesn't really work

they don't look at the photo man they just don't care they don't care here bro i know the bouncer kyle i love that move tell us more about the fight you got in he threw hands this kid didn't like me came up you piece him off he started i was not wearing a hat because you know i got decent hair and I was out. Okay. Trying to see... Trying to holler at some ladies.

Is that part of the reason for the fight? No, no, no. But he had a hat on and he started getting in my face and he started letting the brim of his hat drive into my forehead.

That's disrespectful. And that's why I pushed... I shoved him and then the bouncer came over and said, what are you guys doing? And I was like, he started.

He's begging for smoke at that point. Yeah. We've since made up, I guess. I'll probably get sucker punched sometime in northern Michigan soon. You ever flipped the bill of someone's cap

to where it pops off? That's disrespectful. That's a sign of aggression. Yeah, it is. You ever, in like middle school or something, a girl had a crush on you

and she would steal your hat and run away? Worst. Worst kind of flirting. Like, give me my hat back. What are you doing? We weren't allowed to wear hats in school so that never happened to me we weren't allowed until high school y'all could wear hats in high school yeah that's insane parks can wear a hat in right now in elementary

school that's insane i'm not letting these guys if i was a teacher i'd be like no he does know because he has nice lettuce but he. I knew people in college who cheated through putting something on top of their bill. Not me, though. Yeah, you're different. You used your brain. Yeah, I put it under my watch. Right.

Cheat sheet, algebra, or whatever the fuck. Well, now, apparently, these other restaurant owners in New York are coming to his defense, which I don't care if you are personal friends with James Corden. I think you just got to let the dust settle here and not be the person that like rides for James Corden. I think these other chefs or whatever, restauranteurs are just looking for 15 minutes of pub. Yeah. They're trying to ride. They're trying to say like, Oh, James Corden eats at my restaurant and we're

totally cool with each other. I just found out. I don't, James Corden eats at my restaurant, and we're totally cool with each other. I just found out. I don't. James Gordon eats at your restaurant frequently. That's not a selling point for me. Granted, I'm a piece of shit in Austin, Texas, and I probably will never go up there to these restaurants. But it's like, dude, that's not really a big selling point. I just. It's Gordon. Some of the lowest hanging fruit in the world is dunking on James Gordon, though. Because he's such a boner?

It's just like, okay, yeah. He's not that funny. I didn't realize how many people didn't like him until this story dropped. Because I'm reading the replies. So you don't follow enough British Twitter accounts. Well, that's what I learned. I was like, there's a reason we ran him out of England. Yeah.

He's getting dunked on across numerous countries. Just all the palms. I follow, there's an account that they tweet a lot, but it's like, no context Brits or something like that, and they always just dunk on him the entire time. And they did a tweet recently that was just like, if you could make one person not English anymore, who would it be? And every single response was James Corden,

except for about 10% of the responses were Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan would be my answer, yeah. It's hard not to believe this stuff. You hear about people being terrible when so many people come out. Like, yeah, this guy legitimately sucks. This happened to you? I absolutely believe it. No, it didn't.

When you were on the dance floor? Oh, that time I was a heartache? Well, now our boy Keith McNally, the owner of the restaurant, has unbanned him in what might be the softest move of all time move like he didn't even get banned for one week of brunch he got banned for 24 hours and a lot of restaurants close on monday so they've bought him with memos there or what yeah there's other restaurants james could have gone to he said having fucked up myself more than most people i strongly believe in second chances uh he

he's not just getting a second chance yeah he's had numerous you gave two examples in your first post you got to protect your staff first and foremost you have to there's a lot he better go in there next time and just drop a fat ass tip fat he's got it i think he should tabletop the waitress that narked on him it's probably not gonna he's probably gonna just get rebanned straight ahead dylan told us before we started recording today he's like so i actually i actually support james corden in this but like i know i don't want to get like roasted it's not i don't want to get ratio that's not true i didn't happen not according what was your favorite james corden carpool karaoke like which one i don't know i don't i don't have one you know they they didn't

actually drive that those cars yeah they're definitely getting towed by another getting towed by a duh we're getting towed can't even drive that was actually that was actually my make a wish that i could tow the car that they were doing. You didn't want to do a karaoke. You just wanted to tow it around. I used to like a show. I can't like it anymore because liking anything James Corden does is not a good look for anybody.

But like, I can't even rep. I can't even rep the show anymore. Can't rep a set anymore. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm. This guy stinks, man. Yeah, you know i i don't even watch enough late night television to know if he's bad

no it is that's something i'm proud of it's very milquetoast it's not i mean it's no nothing about it is there any good late night right now no late night's kind of dead i know i'm the guy who watches snl but i I can't choose one Late Night show that I'm like, okay, I'd actually watch that if it was on a little earlier. They've run out of content now that the orange man's not in office. They need the Cheeto man back. The Cheeto man, Dylan. Get the Cheeto man back.

Donald Trump. Yeah. Dylan's been trying to get us to make an orange hat that says, make America Cheeto again. That's not true. That wouldn't sell. I did want to make a shirt for our old intern brando that said let's go brando but no one was no one was doing to do one sell that shirt yeah just for him for our friend brando is he gonna be here saturday rcpd Fuck yeah. Yeah. By the way, that bike's not here anymore.

Where'd it go? I don't know. I'm worried. I'm worried like someone stole it. That's my fear as well. Who's got it? Randy said. Okay.

That's good. We didn't need our intern's bike getting stolen months after his internship ended. That'd be a tough look for us. It's really sad that I didn't even notice that bike being gone. I look at it every day. It's in my vision. Sheesh. What kind of visions are you having?

You get it? Because like, let's go Brando is similar to the right-wing phrase that a lot of them say. Let's go Brandon, which has an alternate meaning, really. What is the meaning? I don't know. I don't know that many Brandons. Okay. Interesting.

Shut up, Dillion. Bitch. When's your bill reveal again? 40? Okay. Can't wait, man. Your what? His bill reveal? My bill reveal, dude. Oh. okay can't wait man your what his bill reveal

my bill reveal dude oh it's when we're it's in five years he's gonna go to sleep will and wake up bill mm-hmm oh yeah yeah yeah

January 1st not sure what year don't do math does Ross still go by bill I haven't seen it as much we used to call him Billy all the time and now we don't call him that

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Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. Now for the main event. So, I got on the plane the other night. And I didn't have much downloaded on my iPad, as I don't download anything on my iPad when I'm traveling with Fritz, because there's a very little chance that I'll actually be able to watch anything. But out of a stroke of luck, Fritz started falling asleep on Sally's chest and he slept for our entire two and a half hour flight. You know how I spent that two and a half hour flight? Wow, what a real one.

You know how I spent that flight? I spent that flight re-watching something that's very popular, Ted Lasso season two two i enjoyed my decision then shortly thereafter i get off the flight i open twitter and i see that our boy sudeikis is just getting absolutely dragged on the tl because of olivia wilde who's just been maybe in the news a little too much as of late did he get caught simping too hard no their nanny came out with some news about how apparently ol Wilde was making some special ass salad dressing from a Nora Ephron book or something. And Jason Sudeikis absolutely lost his mind over it. It's actually pronounced Zach Ephron.

He just cracked his neck. Why would the nanny narc like this? That's why I quoted him. Fame. Almost like, I don't know money yeah monies follow the money dylan bullshit she's trying to get that baltazar money she'll never nanny again right once you once you narc on your people your dad you're out the game oh if the nanny narcs it's over out the game i'm assuming she's smart enough to know that so she had to have gotten a pretty good payday.

I'm thinking like 500K. That's not enough juice. Word on the street is that Olivia Wilde was going to bring this salad over. Apparently it's some type of vinaigrette dressing. Was it a sad salad? No, apparently it had like watermelon in it or something. A chub salad. Endive.

I actually did read the recipe because that's what I'm doing these days of my life. And it sounded really good. It did like it was kind of like a fresh crisp salad yeah was it a new twist on an old fed he allegedly laid down behind her car that's wouldn't let her go that's total cuck behavior i recently when i was when i was up in michigan i walked by the place where i had my foot run over i was like oh yeah right there? Did you find some skin still on the street there? My boat shoe was right there. Did you glue yourself to the ground there? Protest?

Was it a Sperry? It was. Gold cup, though, dude. NF, dude. I'm frat. NF. Are you kidding, dude? NF.

Gold cups are the frattest thing of all time. Yeah, what are you talking about? That shit's so mid. Just wonder if Sperry's not a... No, I wore Bruno Magli's. You built your entire brand on that. I wore Bruno Magli's. Okay. I never wore any Sperry's, ever. Okay. Dude, Sperry's, come on. Sperry's not a... No, I want Bruno Magli's. You like built your entire brand on that. I want Bruno Magli's. Okay.

I never want any Sperry's ever. Okay. Dude, Sperry's, come on. Sperry's are... I knew this guy. Also, like Harbor Springs is very much a boating town. Like you're allowed to wear Sperry's there and not get like shamed. It's not like if you're some dude from the Dallas suburbs, you're a total poser.

Yeah. Is that why you used to wear flofers so much? Dude, don't... We're not sitting here slandering flofers. Dude, they're loafers that float. They bought four ad reads. Prologue, dude four arteries probably touching base makes a lot of sense i got four reads next year so why don't you just slow down the flofer dis dude i'm gonna go dude flofers are kind of heat they are dog i always lose my shoes at the bottom of lakes i know if only sally's phone would have been a flofer instead uh were people so you said people were dragging sudeikis is it just like out of like dude you're so pathetic or i don't think he'd do something that made himself look like an ass no no i don't

see that she said that the nanny alluded to him drinking a lot but i think a lot of that drinking i'm making excuses for sudeikis here was was because his wife was having a very, very blatant affair with the biggest pop star in the world. Yeah, yeah. I don't think he did anything. I think more the dragging that I alluded to was more just like stories were being told that he was probably like,

oh man, I don't want people to know that I lay under cars. She cheats on you with Harry Styles. It's like, okay, that hurts, but I kind of get it it's harry but she brings over that special dressing it's like you're you've crossed a little bit well it's one thing to physically cheat on somebody and like just hook up and like you let the horny get the best of you but if you're if you're like whipping up a vinaigrette for somebody it's over at that point it's like you actually like yeah you're in love with that person

like when's the last time you made a salad dressing for someone you wasn't you weren't head over heels for a couple weeks ago who i'd rather not say you're just how you're in love with that person. When's the last time you made a salad dressing for someone you weren't head over heels for? A couple weeks ago. Who? I'd rather not say. You're just making salad dressings for random people? It's Dylan's signature finishing sauce. Really? Yeah, it was an Asian sesame dressing.

It was pretty good. You got to get it at Matt's if you get the fish tacos. If you don't get the finishing sauce, what are you even doing here? I just wish that we could call it something else other than finishing sauce. Yeah, it's a little gross. Isn brett ordering something weird at matt's lately exactly what i said what is it he gets finishing sauce on everything he gets fish tacos with the finishing sauce which i still don't know what that is i i don't even know what the finishing sauce entails but i can tell you this it sounds like a tummy ache waiting to happen it's actually

pretty much every meat they they cook there they use the sauce on. If you watch them through that little window they use that little squirt bottle and that's the finishing sauce. Tell me this. Not that special. What's the age gap

between Olivia and Harry? I think it's a lot. It's at least a decade. I have it in my head. Okay, she's 38. She's Dave's age. Also Dylan's age. Yeah, for a couple 38. She's Dave's age. Also Dylan's age. Yeah, for a couple of days.

That's a great point. He's 28, so 10 years. I'm totally okay with a 38-year-old dating a 28-year-old. No, I've got no problem with that. I'm sure Olivia Wilde's great. I don't know if she is. Actually, I'm not sure. Dumas kind of changed my opinion on her.

Do you think she's wild in the sack? Stop. I don't hate- It's inappropriate. I'm not sure. Dumont has kind of changed my opinion on her. Do you think she's wild in the sack? Stop. I don't hate... It's inappropriate. I'm not anti-Olivia Wilde. I don't want to see a girl boss losing, but I want her to stay as far away from Sudeikis as possible. What's Harry doing with her?

I mean... I got a couple of ideas. Yeah, I think he's... You think they're... No, they're not married. Oh, yeah, true. Oh, yeah, it's true. True. True. I didn a couple of ideas. Yeah, I think he's... You think they're... No, they're not married. Oh, yeah, true. Oh, yeah, it's true. True.

I didn't think about that. Good point, dude. Just a lot of handshakes and they just watch shows together. Eat salad together. Just eat each other's salads. Obviously, all we hear is what the media is reporting on. But like, she sounds like she sucks. Yeah, dude.

Well, because, I don't know. what was that movie good don't worry good night buddy or whatever good night buddy good night pal coincidentally i i get her and amber heard confused sometimes i get her and olivia munn confused kind of on the same wave to me her and olivia munn they're i just mix them up i mix them up oh because the first well one's talented and one's not oh i like olivium the fact that you knew which one i was talking about tells me everything i need to know uh she's pretty talented if you know what i'm saying she dated aaron rogers so she's i am out baby speaking of women who have dated aaron rogers so did my girl shailene danica patrick is doing a candle signing at a store down the street from me tomorrow i gotta go tomorrow i gotta go is it byoc they they will have wine there uh but the candles i believe you buy at

the store and then have her sign them you can't roll up in there with like a yankee candle i can't come in there i can't come in there with a sunday scary's branded new york in the fall you can but you may not sign it you want to go tomorrow i might go and just like punk her because she dated aaron rogers i want to ask her about hey you gotta just like punk her because she dated aaron rogers i want to ask her about hey you gotta stop punking people because they dated a rog no it's okay it's fair did you go mad dogger yeah i'm gonna cope here i'm gonna bring a basketball tiny you know she's tiny right yeah a lot of those drivers are didn't know that you have to be under like four foot eight to get inside of a nascar really yeah that's what i was told you don't have to be i mean

as a woman like she's probably already smaller than most men yeah maybe in your mind yeah i mean physically speaking that's like just nature just based on averages and stuff okay jordan meters and it's okay okay i think she qualifies is she gonna wear her her nascar suit probably not that she's signing candles and not like i want her in the track suit or whatever it is a flame retardant track suit it would be a shame if like someone went to that signing and you know accidentally knocked over the entire display because it's a competitor rolling into your city you should go glue your hands oh Oh, no. Sorry. Oh, shit. Sorry. Sorry, Danica. Where's this signing happening?

Hearth and Soul? Ah, familiar. Think it's called? Familiar. Yeah. Hearth and Soul? Every time I drive by, I think, is that pronounced Hearth or Heart? There's just an H at the end.

Actually, Bay got me a Father's Day shirt from there. Didn't you open a shop over there called Hearth and Soul? Mm-hmm. What do y'all sell uh toffee toffee no one's eating toffee yeah they are you don't like toffee bitch no why or am i thinking taffy or just a little extra hard what's the difference between toffee and taffy one of them will pull your fucking tooth that's taffy that's a little much you can break it it's got like you put like peanuts in there and shit if you want maybe some what peanuts are you team sudeikis or team livia yeah what are you i'm team lasso don't let the horny get get the best on team lasso do you remember when he won the uh

i guess he won an emmy for ted lasso He's won numerous And they Zoom called him Or he accepted via Zoom Because of the ongoing global pandemic Stoned out of his mind And the dude was just toasted And then like two days later He's like no I wasn't I was sober

He was on that sticky shit You weren't He didn't think he was winning He was on that Dahmer kush He decided to hit that who stick Yeah Roll up some of that Dahmer He was eating that Halloween 2022 candy.

Just stealth with perks. I think Jeffrey Dahmer is going to be a hot Halloween costume, unfortunately. Yeah. Not very creative if you're out there doing that. Yeah, it's bad taste. Yeah. Tastes like flesh. I've watched a couple scenes from Dahmer won't be entertaining it further why don't they make him hot swag glasses though i finished it very elton john style glasses i'm

gonna do it they're apparently uh the big hit on amazon right now those are like the official glasses of serial killers why do people kill who else dude i was trying to kill some cereal late night last night and sally said that the grocery store only had uh regular honey nut cheerios and regular cheerios and no honey nuts that's bullshit i would have taken it because i was there earlier and clean i would have taken it and doctored them up i feel like if i could have added some sugar to it and then just drizzled some honey on top of that then just get a real drizzle going is the honey nut cheerios be an underrated mascot for cereal like i feel like most of the attention goes towards the taste of the cereal and rightfully so but like let's not sleep on that b well who do you think

the b do you think the b is held at a higher esteem than like the lucky charms little leprechaun dude no yeah and i think he should be who's who's the king? Tony the Tiger. Tony the Tiger. Tony the Tiger, yeah. He's alpha. Well, I was just confirming. I was trusting but verifying. I'm not trying to tell you that the Honey Nut Cheerios be as on par with Tony the Tiger, but I think he's in the conversation.

The tricked rabbit has something to say. Nah, he's kind of burned out lately. He's listened to a lot of dead and killed. Yeah, he's just been listening to a lot of Grateful Dead. Didn't he have some old tweets that people found yeah they didn't yeah he had some bad ones he had some yeah he had some communist tweets that came to light yeah that's unfortunate yeah shout out to the nanny calm down david i heard i haven't seen her i know her name though what is it erica what are the chances that adam levine is dm this nanny at some point sheesh she's your story's hot as shit

that guy is just so horny uh i should know the answer to this but did adam levine and his who is he married to again uh a victoria secret model whose name escapes me did they have i'm actually very proud that i don't know her name off the top of my head because that would mean that i'm too horny yeah and there is such a thing don't uh did we know if they had kids i don't think they do okay so there's no nanny there's no nanny expose coming from them what if what if the nanny what if like we've been seeing this it was actually just fran drescher it was actually the nanny how does her laugh sound oh my god i can't

something like that that's like that sounded like a hotel room phone that show was legit no it wasn't it was i always thought she was a mega babe she looks the same she looks great lately are they bringing that back with fraser she nice with it still she had a great set of eyes i thought it was a good show what was the premise like she was she was just the nanny but like there was sexual came down from fllushing, Queens. Her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.

There's nothing she could do. Nowhere she could go, and that's why she became a nanny. Is that, like, the song? Stop. Who would have guessed that the girl we described was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? Where's Fleshlight, Queens?

David, grow up, man. I don't up man I just don't I don't know that check Dylan's recently searched his Google Maps flushing I believe was a town in New York or outside of it is this oh it's by she was out on her family is that where you go to Baltazar this is uh-huh I know I'm doing SoCal right now's the same different coast same elites though yeah thank you alex are you ready for the moment that literally everyone has been champing at the bit for check out my gofundme wasn't it man fuck i wasn't it oh damn it running back i had a 50 chance and i didn't get it right

it's all. It happens. Welcome to the space bar. Welcome to the space bar. It's like Space Jam, but it's bar. You didn't plan this out, did you? No. You're just kind of freestyling it? Yeah. That was kind of a dope intro. Yeah, it's called space jam but it's bar you didn't plan this out did you no you're just kind of freestyling it yeah well that's kind of that was kind of a dope intro thanks yeah it's called space jazz thanks for finding finding the space jazz i didn't know i didn't know astronauts did that

play jazz right can you tell us what the space bar is because i'm very interested in seeing what this actually is i think it was originally conceptualized as a segment that's either a space fact or like a bar recipe, cocktail recipe. Dylan, you can... Which makes no sense. It makes so little sense that it makes all the sense, actually.

What's the spaciest cocktail recipe? You said we were going to do this around the 42-minute mark. It's actually the 51-minute mark. That's all right. I thought this was just you giving your favorite Kevin Spacey movies. Yeah.

You just taking a Zanny bar and talking about Kevin Spacey for a while. And I tried to convince you it's a bad idea and you didn't do like Casey Musgraves. I thought House of Cards was pretty good. That sounds like terrible content. Dude, House of Cards first couple seasons were pretty good. They were really good.

Kevin Spacey, all time sc scumbag but he can act i watched episode one for 20 minutes and turned it off i hate him did you really swear that's insane just over your head a little bit is that i had no interest seasons one and two of house of cards were some of the most entertaining television i'd ever seen at that point well i gotta tell you well i do think he's a good actor he's not a very compelling actor to me well he's so unlikable and so many things that he plays that it's it was pretty easy to turn on him when when it was that time uh like i don't know would you guys guess this first guy's your soze this first space bar is about space or about the bar i don't know what would you guess though

i'm gonna guess what do you i'm gonna i'm to hope it's space because I feel like we can get more out of that. What's your gut telling you? My gut's saying space. Your gut's wrong, bitch. Oh. Oh. The first one's about the bar. Okay.

Okay. Hey, are y'all looking for a pumpkin cocktail that's maybe sippable but not too sweet? No. Honestly, maybe. I've kind of been- Pumpkin heads where I draw the line. I started out this Halloween season being pretty out on pumpkin flavoring. Oh, I'm so in on pump.

I would like to report that my palate has since changed and I'm back in. I'm a pumpy boy through and through. You got a little taste of that cold weather though before we did. I did. Yeah, I got some photos of Fritz sitting on some pumpkin patch-ish. Let me introduce you to a pumpkin cocktail for bourbon lovers. Oh, I like bourbon. The pumpkin old-fashioned.

A hole. It's a pumpkin old-fashioned. Yeah, tell us about it. It's a nuanced slow sipper with notes of vanilla, maple, and spice. Vanilla, eh? Yeah. You guys want to know what's in it? How is this?

You said this was low sugar and it's an old-fashioned? I didn't say it's low sugar. I said it's not too sweet. Why don't you listen up? I mean, okay. Two ounces bourbon whiskey. Rare. It's got a heavy bourbon taste to it.

Okay. Good. I like bourbon. I do too. Okay. Two ounces of bourbon whiskey, Dave. Dude, if I'm making it, I'm going three ounces. Yeah.

Okay. One tablespoon of pumpkin puree. Okay. A little tablespoon. You know what I mean? How much finishing sauce? Half a tablespoon of maple syrup, not to be confused with the synthetic version, which is simple syrup.

There's your sugar. Maple syrup. How are we going to? I don't know how we're doing purees and syrup. An old-fashioned has a lot of sugar in it. I know it does. This is a pumpkin old-fashioned has a lot of sugar in it. I know it does. This is a pumpkin old-fashioned. Listen up, man.

When's the last time y'all got a good old-fashioned? A quarter teaspoon of pumpkin spice. I had numerous the other day. Really? A quarter teaspoon of pumpkin spice, David. Okay. How do you do it? Do you put it on like this?

Do you salt bait onto your pumpkin? It's part of the recipe. It's not required, but it is recommended. Do you think Olivia Wilde salt bait onto your it's part of the recipe it's not required but it is recommended do you think olivia wild salt bait something into harry style's mouth like little angel dust a quarter teaspoon of vanilla more shook wait i thought we already did vanilla we didn't do vanilla you dumbass okay i'll tell you the recipe what goes in it okay the portions a dash of bitters Just hit it with a little bam. I like bitters. Hit it with a little bitters.

Hey, sneaky hangover remedy. Sparkling water or whatever, topo, splash of bitters. Cocktail shaker, handful of ice. Shake it up. Like that. Can you do it like more in front of your face? No. Sounds what it sounds like.

And then you pour it into a low ball glass with ice. I prefer a big ice sphere. You a sphere guy? I'm a sphere guy. I hate the sphere, man. The sphere moves around too much. I hate the sphere, dude. It bounces around.

I hate it. The square, while intrusive, at least you know where it's going to be at point of sip. I feel like... Okay, I'll hear you out on that. I don't like having a big sphere in my glass. I feel like... Okay, I'll hear you out on that. I don't like having a big sphere in my glass. I don't like a big sphere. This is weird.

Oh, I'm scared of a little sphere. Shut up, bitch. Please, man. It just... It gives Archer a profile photo on Twitter vibes. Garnish with a little rosemary and if you choose to, a little orange peel as well. Did you say garlic or garnish?

Garnish. Stupid son of a bitch. Garlic wouldn't go. Yeah, doing a garlic press into my pumpkin old-fashioned might not work. And that is a pumpkin old-fashioned, Dave. I suggest you give it a try. What's your source here? This cocktail sounds out of this world.

Did you go to cocktails.com and get a cocktail recipe? You go to cocktails.com and get a cocktail recipe? You go to cocktails.com. You sent me that one. Yeah, you actually, the URL that he was using for that, that was actually spelled T-A-L-E-S. That would be the worst kid show. Dirtiest song ever is Cocktails by Too Short.

Listen to it. Listen to it. I'm good. It's actually a good song. Do you think Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles have ever hooked up to it i'm good it's it's actually a good song do you think olivia wilde and harry styles have ever hooked up to it again why i don't know man it's i i suppose it's possible i just feel like of all the of all the options he has he could have found um someone who wasn't married or crazy well you respect the sanctity of marriage. I appreciate that in you.

He wrecked the home. She's very beautiful. I get how you could be swindled by her. She's got a strong jaw. Strong jaw. Strong jaw, good cheeks, beautiful eyes. She's gorgeous. All the slander out there, I've slandered her as well.

I will at least say that she is very beautiful to me. She's very pretty. No, I'm not. Yeah, and it's not even that. It's just like, man. a little bit out of your demographic. Married. With kids. With kids.

And she gave away the fucking dog. Did you see that part? Yeah, that's insane. How did we not cover that part? She gave away the dog, allegedly. She allegedly gave away her dog so she could spend more time with Harry Styles. It's like a dope lad. But. But.

A dope lad. In a lab. Per du moi. The dog is in a happy home and doing great per du moi you mean its owners aren't making salad dressing for little boys and laying behind cars that are about to get started it sounds like a more stable environment but i felt bad for the kids because the kids are like you just gave the dog away that's sorry man and and jason's like yeah tell the kids why why yeah that's my sorry dog for a year of my life i got told i looked like jason stekas because i was thin i had long hair and a little beard going on and so i will always ride for him he's a handsome man do

you think she had to tell the kids and she was like yeah you know that pop star who you definitely really really really really like i'm him she probably didn't phrase it that way to her kids you know but the conversation may have come up she's like you see that guy the biggest star in the world he's doing like a seven day thing in austin is it known that getting it isn't it known that some of the ted lasso stuff is like just pretty much like about their situation or am i just making that up i just because it's a little too similar i didn't know that oh yeah you're not even a lasso guy are you does he get cucked in ted lasso no but he there's divorce stuff you gotta watch lasso yeah what are

you doing i'd watch it more if he got cucked in the show he does kind of get cucked a little bit like a low-key cucking yeah there's a divorce in the show You can get divorced without getting cucked Of course you can But I'll give it a shot Dylan thank you for that Just absolutely out of this world segment I wanted to pick something that was seasonal You know pumpkin

Is the next one going to be about space You have to tune in and find out bitch When is that When can we expect that I the output on my cali i don't know maybe next month okay maybe you're feeling lazy out there maybe you don't feel like doing anything and maybe you're just like making making this cocktail that dylan just described to me just seems like a lot of effort but summer's phased out it's time for something fresh during the season to change so i suggest you go out and get some busy hard seltzer with flavors for every

single vibe. You know, we're going to have a meeting today to discuss our party. It's the party planning committee. It's the party planning committee, which includes everyone in the company. Thank you for scheduling that over the Manchester United game. Something tells me that Vizzy is going to be a major player during that party. Vizzy, foam machine, all that. Whether you're cozying up for cuffing season or hosting a party at the company that you work for, there will be the envy of all the other companies surrounding you.

Should we get an ice block? Pass the vibe check with a case of bold, delicious, busy, hard seltzer. There are so many flavors out there. It will be game day. Does our little get-together happen to fall over the Texas game? It does. Because I might be drinking some busy mimosas. Ooh.

I had some busy mimosas the other day when i was at uh your house dylan i know that peach orange bee hitting diffy you left me that the fizzy magnum at the crib but yeah i deleted it magnum i deleted the whole thing if you like to shake things up or just keep your options open try the fizzy variety pack for cornucopia flavors you don't even know what a cornucopia is do you dylan yes i do didn't you say you were a dornucopia uh-huh strawberry kiwi blueberry pomegranate black cherry lime pineapple mango they got so many different flavors to choose from they've got flavors for every vibe stock up on busy hard seltzer and show some love for the show here's how to get some.

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It is a birthday weekend for your boy. Whose birthday? I turn 39 on Sunday. That's old. I suggest all you guys tell him happy birthday around that time. Well, I didn't see you. It is a little bit old. I don't know. Friday birthday dinner at the crib with the kids really excited about it good little family time in where's dinner i think we're gonna do at the house don't know

what we're making yet salad dressing uh salad dressing might be included in um dinner I'm not sure. Cool. Maybe have a key lime pie as it is my favorite pie. Graham cracker crust. Saturday, we have an office party here. Calling it an open house. Can't wait. I wouldn't necessarily call it an open open house.

We're inviting friends and family. It's a friends of wash party. Friends, family, colleagues. And it should be a great family. It's a friends of wash party. Friends, family, colleagues. And it should be a great time. It's going to be during the Texas-Oklahoma State game. We're going to probably have the game on here. Who you got? It won't be a central focus of the party. Who you got? I got the horns, man.

Six and a half point faves on the road? Are you kidding me? That's a lot of points. I know. I don't know what's going on there. They don't have a lot of faith in Spencer Sanders, I think. Got that shoulder issue, Dave. Health issues, yes. Is he related to Barry? Also in Oklahoma State?

No. That would be cool. You know who he is related to? This 9,000-year-old skeleton they found in Stillwater. Really? I found out that my entire family is related to that 9,000-year-old skeleton, too. It's pretty crazy. Y'all are so annoying.

Why? Anyway, Sunday is my birthday happy birthday thank you let me be the first wow bae's taking me to dinner jeffries cannot wait that's restaurant in austin half-priced bottles of wine baltazar half-priced bottles of wine on sunday dave oh great we're gonna have fucked up voice dylan coming in on monday i in on Monday I'm getting into one I'm already just gonna let y'all know Why not do that Saturday? So you can be hungover on Sunday instead of Monday Think about us

I wanna be hungover on Monday No I tried to get Dylan to go to the uh I'll save it Alyssa and I made the mistake of doing our well I think it was a mistake doing our anniversary dinner on monday night like the actual day instead of like the previous saturday yeah and i was like it ruined my week yeah yeah i don't i don't like

doing that i don't like doing the celebrations on the actual day if i can punt to a weekend yeah you always round down or round up yeah Yeah. Good call, Dave. Well, I'm doing it on Sunday. I don't care what you think about it. No, it's up to you. I'm pretty excited. We're sitting at the bar, too. The bar scene there is just really, it's really vibey.

It's small. It's intimate. Love it. They have that old, the vintage glassware. I love that place, man. Will knows what I'm talking about. You probably don't. I guess not. Yeah love that place, man. Will knows what I'm talking about. You probably don't.

I guess not. Yeah, fuck you, David. Hey. And that concludes my weekend in fun. Dave? This weekend is not my birthday. That's not for like another nine months. Let me be the first to not congratulate you on your birthday.

That being said, it's a boys weekend. It's the D-Man, the original D-man, Rhodes, my son, and Randy. And we are going to be hanging out. Mom goes out on a girls weekend with the gals or gal pals. They're probably going to spill the tea. No, seriously, I'm going to be home watching Rhodes. But I will be here, as will my son, at the open house that is not open for everyone. I've got to stop calling it open house. I'm going by Dylan. He's on the party planning committee.

Semi-open. Open to people we know. It's literally invite only. You have to have a semi to get in. Now, yes, we'll be here. And I'm hoping that goes well. Kid hasn't been to the office, but he normally is very shy. I think most kids his age are very shy around people.

But he'll, you know. You brought the little man in? Not here, no. Oh, man. I don't want him to know what I do for a living. Yeah, that's true. I've been trying to keep it from friends, too. Oh, God, Dad, can you drop me off here? I don't want them to know that my dad's the podcaster.

That's going to be him first day of school. As I drop him off two miles away from campus. Sunday, you know, nothing. It's very low key. You might see me out and about around the town. I'm going to try to like, because when I was gone last week and his mom took him to a pumpkin patch,

did that whole thing. Yeah, you got to do something. I got to do something. I got to counter. I got to counter. Don't mess this up. Maybe I'll go Pine House. I don't know.

Thinking like kid-friendly places. You going Peahouse? I'm thinking about it. What day? Maybe I'll see you there. Sunday. I won't see you there. Anyway. Do you want to go to see you there. Anyway.

Do you want to go to Pine House on Sunday night with our sons? Let's do it. Let's make it a tradition. It's not funny. Every late October Sunday? Pine House is a good fall beer place. See you there. Can you beat that weekend well i will be intentionally

taking it easy friday night catch me couch deep watching some television uh saturday as you guys said yes we do have our uh a little get together at the office which will be fun watch some college football wake up watch some footy, nothing crazy. Sunday's the day for me, Dave. I have bad news. I have to cancel on our first annual Pine House trip as I will not be around on Sunday evening as I will be going to the Austin FC Verde playoff game against FC Dallas.

You guys are about to get FC'd. You're about to get beat. Never mind. I'm very excited. I'm a little hesitant. Would love it if Austin FC got an early lead to get the vibes

going in the stadium because I fear if they go down early again it's going to be ugly in there. They came back on them the one time they played this season I think.

Good. Tied it up. I'm not scared of Dallas. If there's one thing that austin fc knows how to do score late and win some games yeah okay i see dallas is swaggy though you saw the guy go with the what did you call it a panenka a panenka he chipped it in on his pk so that's exciting uh i don't think there's going to be too many nights like this at the q2 uh in in the coming years.

So I'm very excited to go and see this playoff atmosphere. I've never been to a playoff MLS game. Didn't even know the format until last week. So yeah, I'm trash. What's the stadium called? The Q2. So yeah, and I'm very excited that the weather is going to be a little cooler out so I can just get an absolute vibed out fall fit for the Austin Austin FC match I might be going cardigan over the jersey you may have already

said this I was listening is it televised it is televised the last one was on national television ABC this one will be as well probably can't wait it's a big game what time it's the Texas Derby just look it up yeah you'll be at the bar maybe we'll have it on at the bar you're gonna get in trouble because you're watching the soccer game on your phone at RB. Just look it up. Yeah, you'll be at the bar. Maybe we'll have it on at the bar. Your Vibey bar. You're going to get in trouble because you're watching the soccer game on your phone at your birthday dinner. I don't love soccer that much. Can you put that down? For a brief period, we had two extra

tickets and we invited Dylan for his birthday but then the tickets went away and Dylan already said no. I didn't say no. My wife did. I mean, the tickets actually weren't ours anyway. They were already gone. So it didn't really matter Ooh Sunday night House of the Dragon finale I feel like it just started

It has gone quick It's just the first season How many seasons are they doing? I'm enjoying it a lot Next season not until 2024 right? Is that facts? Did you not see? You probably didn't because you don't follow the franchise that closely,

but they found a 9,000-year-old skeleton under King's Landing, and it turns out the Targaryens are related to it. Is it related to Tyrannosaurus Lannister? Correct. So I don't know what that means for the show, if they're going to do something with it, but they've got 9,000 years to work with now. That's cool, man.

That's real cool. I saw they have a character that is into the same thing that you are. Feet. I'm not into feet. I heard you're into feet. Feet disgust me. You love feet. You know, when she put her feet up there-

You took off your shoe yesterday and showed me your toes. I got an infected big toe. That's why. Straight up, though, her feet were fine. Were they good? Yeah, good feet. Have you soaked your foot in some salt water? I did it yesterday.

I got it from my work. How did it feel? Better. Okay. I had to do some surgery on it. Did you have a bunion? I couldn't find the piece that was digging into my skin. I don't know what's going on, man.

It's just a weird situation. You have a corn? No, it's... The gout. It feels like an ingrown toenail but i can't i can't find the part that's ingrown oh no he turns 39 he's already got gout gout's baller though i got two friends with gout gout really yeah that's such a swag eugene has such a swag don't do eugene like that gene has gout and so does Jared. Not J-Bone.

My Jared. I could see J-Bone getting gout for sure at some point. That's Jared. Nah, I don't get gout. He's got gout. I'm trying to get gout. I got work to do. It is the rich man's disease.

I know. Man, dude. What a weekend. Good call, Dave. Going to be a big one at the Q. You got to go game full i've been oh yeah yeah oh that's right with the beer situation yeah and i invited dave and he actually accepted the invite you got invited that day too you would deny the invite i was busy sal gal went instead of you yep we were trying to have a lad's day i'm sure she was more fun than me she got beer sprayed on her.

Just kidding, Sal. What was the signature drink? I don't know. You and Sally did what no one should be doing. It's horrible. A pumpkin old-fashioned, actually. You guys did something no one should be doing, which is- Frozen rosé.

Which is- Rosé. When it's an all-you-can-drink beer bar, you guys went and paid like $14 each for a rosé. Yeah. What are you doing? Just admit that that was a bad move. No, it was a bad move.

You trying to be a big baller? No, it just sounded really good. Big baller Davey? It was hot. I'm Davey. I'm a big baller. I don't get a Frosé. I need one single crumb of baller.

Bitch. Bye. Bye.