Circling Back - Bass Pro Brawl & Live Walnut Smashing | Circling Back 11-4-25

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

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Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. Hello. It's Tuesday morning. It's Fumbled a Coochie Week as well. It is.

It just is. if i didn't mention that uh my name is dave uh as always producer randall is here hi dave i've never seen this this kenny shesney shirt this is this is uh i got it this is the sphere one i'll show the back's really cool i mean that is a i will say in a world full of uncool kennie shesney shirts that's a cool one yeah no i've been that's the least uncool of the uncool kenny jesney shirts yeah this was all a long sleeve so i've been waiting to bust this one up so I busted. I busted hard. You did good.

Way to go. So what was damage on that? Too much. Probably like 40 or 60 bucks or something like that. Who knows? Yeah. You just bought that? Yeah.

I know you had it like that. All right, man. I would like to apologize to the two of you and Brett and Will for forgetting your Mexico knick-knacks this morning. I'll bring them tomorrow. Nicknacks. Paddy Wack, give a dog a bone. that's okay i mean i was kind of outside your apartment yesterday you could have just given me mine

yeah we can make a video of it i read more content for the good people at patron but i could give it to you yes we could do one for circling back i just recorded my whole mexico hall of all the uh the different stuff i got from patron all that stuff so i'll be doing that later nice hall your whole mexico hall my whole mexico hall nice hall some stuff from patron some stuff that souvenirs I got, two shirts that I got, you know, stick around on the reels to watch that. Yeah, if you're on Instagram right now, just constantly refresh our reels. I mean, I'm not going to, yeah, sure. Circling.

And so what's our at? Circling back pod? Oh, yes. And at Rainey Trimbecki and at washed media. Fantastic. Guess what? Still spooky season here. Yeah, we'll take this down eventually.

I don't even, I don't care. it up man i kind of like this being a little bit open without skelly leaning over intruding got some walnuts there got some stone creek coffee i'm actually drinking jell notice i brewed more uh cold brew i did not know big ball you didn't announce it to the office i put it yeah he was just chilling over there put it in the fridge i'm sipping it right now it's absolutely got me twisted in a good way can we swap these out at some point for some white lights and make it christmasy in here maybe get some fake snow white light light light Let's do color lights.

I'm a color lights guy. I just feel like most people are white. That's why I said why. We'll do in just, I guess I would say we do in December. After Thanksgiving. You do it mid-Novem. I will say we talk about this probably the last two or three years. People have really leaned into the, we're an early Christmas decorations family.

I'm not name and names. Some people close to this podcast and this company or they went, they went ahead and dropped video they posted uh this is us putting up our christmas tree the day after hallowing november 1st i'll tell you what i it i okay okay it's a little early but i don't hate it i don't hate that i think christmas time is the best time a year i think it cheapens jesus his birthday i don't i do i hate it you hate jesus's birthday wouldn't no no i hate uh early christmas but i've always been a grinchin that sort of thing but like for the past four or five years they've started putting out Christmas stuff right after Labor Day and this is

the first year I saw them start putting Halloween stuff right after it's uh July so like it's you know it's podcast red meat trope at this point to like complain about how early stuff is put out but when it's become it's been it's hitting the geist pretty heavy that not only are people like buying stuff and stores putting stuff out early it's you're putting up the tree and you're making it like a thing. We usually don't put our tree up until Christmas Eve. Dude, I love having a Christmas tree up in the house. I love it. It just puts me in a good mood, man. I like seeing it there, like lit up at night. It makes me happy. I mean, if it works for you and your family, that's fine, but just know. It does. It works for me and

my family. That's all the matters, but just know that Jesus is watching. I don't know. I think Jesus would be, uh, he would approve, man. Like, you know what? Go on. Dylan? I still had my... You're excited for my birthday, and I appreciate that. That's true. More excited than Dave, who does it day off? No, I just...

I like to edge my excitement. Mm-hmm. I don't know if that's edging your excitement. I would think my... I'm like right there. I'm close to putting it up, but I'm not gonna. Okay. I'm gonna put it up right after Thanksgiving.

I would like to applaud both of you for not making a cocaine joke when I said we should put fake snow around the studio. That was really impressive of both of you guys. Why would we make that? Ooh. Did you see that table in my room? in Mexico. Was it a good cocaine table?

What? No, he didn't because he didn't say anything. I knew I knew Dillard didn't say what he did. I saw it. I saw it. You did? I saw it. Yeah.

It was a mirror table. I just decided not to engage, not to give you any credit for it. I still have my Halloween tree up. Should I take it down? Halloween tree. Pretty sick. No. No, I'll take it down.

Do you see how sick my Jack Lantern was, by the? way. At Parks's was sick. Was that the one you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I said mine. It's our.

Yeah. Me and Parks did it. He said my jackal. He designed it. I did that I can't trust him with a knife, so I carved it. I let Rhodes. I did cut myself. I let Rhodes hold the knife while I, like, moved his hand to get the.

Did you? Yeah. I mean, that's why our pumpkin took 45 minutes. Let him get a feel for it. Our very simple. Yeah. I was dope. I was dope.

He was smart enough to realize. like i should just let dad do this but he wanted to help um i let him scoop out the guts a little bit oh yeah you gotta get them guts out uh it was a big big jackalander i mean it felt like it weighed like 25 pounds did you get it at the hb on brodie and william cannon yeah that's where i got mine and it is it was like this is the biggest pumpkin we've ever had it was badass the ones at walmart were really big too and had what's going on the guy the guy charged me for a small one because we got it on uh the day before Halloween really yeah Didn't that a prostitute in Amsterdam charge you for a small one?

She gave me a discount after she saw the size of my thing. Is that the joke? Yeah, man, I don't feel like charge me for the full price. She's like, oh, I'm barely going to feel this, so. She's like, you know what? She'll give me like five euro. No, that is. And she yelled at you.

Yeah, for taking pictures. This is my Halloween tree. oh okay seven feet tall is that sick what what's happening i don't i don't what kind of tree is that it's a it's a willow it's is it weeping it's a weeping willow all right and it's got orange and a purple LED lights do you ever see the movie willow no i got that from that's home depot that was the display model okay it's interesting i did not know you had this i just got it this year sick It's freaking sick That's all

You guys ever use a Ouija board? No I don't mess of that stuff Long time ago, yes The results may shock you Have you? Yeah, I had one And it became less scary

When I realized it was made by Mattel I was like I don't know if we're going to be doing any conjuring You expect it to be made by I don't know Like an old warlock okay that's good somebody doing some warlocking it's just someone's like someone in the group moves it yeah yeah i mean that's typically it my favorite uh videos are either it's like my little sister

or my daughters upstairs playing the luigi board with her friends out of sleepover and it's like them at the uh the power breakers and they just flip off all the lights and you just hear them scream yeah yeah that's that is good yeah we we use my my buddy's dad did something similar he just doused himself in gasoline set himself on fire and ran in the room oh really he was a stunt man okay so do we need to talk about these loo blankets at any point no because i don't want to give them they i'm already mad i'm already mad at how i think it makes a good talking i think it makes a good segment actually well go ahead talk about it we're doing it they We're going to sell a hundred more blankets for them.

No. Hand over fist, what they're making. Money, hand over fist. We can save it. We can save it if you want to. Hey, if they're listening, we want to send us some. I'll take one in green. That would be just the ultimate.

All right. All right, these Lola blankets are all the rage right now, apparently. I fit out about them this morning. Yeah, if you're a guy and you've got a Saturday tea time and you're going to be gone all day and then you're going to try to parlay that into a steakhouse night, your wife might ask you if she can buy one or should or she's not ask if she can but if she should buy one about eight minutes before you leave very good timing on her part they're super the world's number one blanket is what it says okay yeah i believe it yeah it's probably true they're very expensive they

look very cozy though wait the world's number one plane yeah i don't know how you claim that i feel like i don't think they're selling a bunch of these outside of uh you might the geist yeah you might think $109 is expensive for a blanket. Oh, that's the small size. That's the baby that's the baby size. That's the randy blanket. And that's tiny. Yeah, 30 by 36. It's like barely enough for your dog to lay on. I don't want to talk about this. The large is like 300. I'm mad about this. I wonder which one. Excel's 400. The Excel's 400. The oversized one. I did see, I think, on Facebook, because now, of course, I went to the, uh, the freaking website. I'm getting the ads for, it's at 55% off site wide, maybe.

The Black Friday or something, so maybe it's a good deal. This is the kind of blanket where, like, I would never buy it because it's so expensive. But if I, if somehow I was talked into it and it arrived, I'd be like, oh, my God, this is so. Oh, I bet it's going to be very, very comfy. I'm just not like, you will rarely catch me in my living room with a blanket on. Yeah, same. Like, I know, I've got friends who, like, you'll look over and they're blanketed up and their living room. That's fine.

I don't judge you, but this blanket on a patio, it's cool and rainy outside. and you're reading a book, probably a pretty good little situation. Yeah, I bet. Winter pine. What color is winter pine? Without looking. Pine gives green to me?

We should do a, yeah, pine is green. That looks like more of a forest green, but that's okay. Yeah, I don't know. Like, there's like a certain influencer that my wife follows that was hawking, like, you know, post a link, and she's like, oh, these are apparently the best. And my old thing is, that's fine. This is going to live on the back of our couch. But how mad are you going to be when our youngest just, you know, he brings his milk over to the couch, gets up there.

And because they have yet to make a child, a baby cup, sippy cup that doesn't spill, he's just going to fling milk all over it every day. I know how this is going to go. Well, here's some from the chat. Eric said that his wife just got one of these two weeks ago. and he doesn't like it because it's actually too warm. So that sounds like it's cozy, at least. We'll report back. Yeah.

Yeah, you are getting one. I'm getting one, yeah. I mean, I think pretty much everybody in the office is going to have one soon. Did you see our friends at Man Serial sent us a box of Man Serial? Yeah, you want me to grab it for you? Yeah, can you grab it? It's just this is a, I was thinking about them a couple weeks ago, and I was like, they probably forgot that they were going to send us this,

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Yeah. Come on. Just get a fishful. I mean, I kind of want to put it with some milk. Let's do it tomorrow. All right. We'll eat cereal. They'll eat cereal live on the show.

Never before. No one's ever done that. no one's ever eating cereal live on a show before what we're going to do it man cereal i promise not to slurp into the microphone because you know the sound i've eaten cereal is kind of gross we've got cold calls going down this afternoon 2 o'clock 2 central we're gonna we're gonna start hard at 2 hard to hard to hard to we're gonna make calls i posted the form i think we've got the spreadsheet ready to rock but it's gonna be a good one that might be a visual one I think we'll all be wearing some hats on that.

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Well, the football season's over. I just wanted to go ahead and eulogize it. Great season. Had fun at times. We're done. We're done covering it. I'm done talking football. What happened to the offense?

17 points against the cards. I don't know how stout that defense is. What's going on with the offense? That was that story. That was the story about the boys. year a defense stonk offense oh yeah all uh yeah crazy historically great offense right uh no because they are unfortunately they being the cowboys one of those teams that and i've been root for a lot of teams like this if it doesn't go right like the way that that it went in their

head when they scripted the beginning of the game if it doesn't go like that they're they're cooked if you go down if you have a great drive where you're getting like 10 yards of carry and just gashing their defense and you get down there and don't get points and don't score, uh-oh, you're in big trouble. And then they go down and score, totally flips the game on its head. And then you're chasing. And then next thing you know, you're down like three scores to Jacobi Brissette. Shout out to him.

It's good. I like him. I like him. He's a good guy. Great backup quarterback. NC State? NC State. I don't know where he went.

NC State, I think. anyway they need help on defense obviously there's no I mean but like my point in saying like it's over looking at their remaining schedule it's it's over

so they have three wins right well they did just trade for a defender from one of the worst defenses in the NFL Logan Wilson that'll surely patch things up right I looked at it and I was like you know I'm not going to be mad about it

if he's somebody we have like under control for a few years and he's like not on the wrong side of 30, at least 29. Would they give up for them? I think a sixth. Oh, okay. My whole issue is like the season, like, so by week, then you got the Raiders who they just traded their best receiver, I think, and whatever.

You could maybe talk yourself into, we're going to go into L.A. and beat the Raiders, or Vegas and beat the Raiders. Okay. After that, Eagles, Chiefs, Lions. L. Vikings. L. Chargers.

L. Commander's Giants. Okay. You're really good against the division for some reason. Dub, L. So, like, best case, you could talk yourself into four wins. That'll make you a seven-win team. All right, let's get a good draft pick, Dave.

You know, that's always the silver lining in a shitty football season in the NFL. Yeah, but they're not. They're going to win four of those games. And they may even still one they're not supposed to. So they may even win five. Let's say they upset the Vikings or something, because I'm still not sure. sure like what the vikings are they're what four and right now they're three win three five and one three five that's right they got a tie three five and one okay so i i don't see they're not going to

catch the eagles so they would have to obviously be a wildcard team i think there's like nine teams currently that have a better record in the nfc they're this bad with with an offense that's very loaded the old line got kind of dominated last night they can pass protection but this is as loaded of an offense as we've seen on this cowboys team in some time they have two legit receivers very legit receivers a running back who's playing really well deck has been playing the best football i've seen him play since like his first couple seasons when he took over but the defense you know it's it's ugly it's you're what my point you're wasting this offensive talent right now wasting it yeah it's ugly man um it's uh it's it's the

it's i can i don't mind um no i do mind it's just a i really hate when thanksgiving is already like i know it's going to go and i'm going to be watching a pointless game with a shitty half-time show and it's somebody like oh yeah this is what we're going to do as a family this game means nothing in the grand scheme, but we're going to watch it. And, you know, maybe the E-Cat-O-N. Who do they even have Thanksgiving? Oh, Chiefs? Okay.

Well, yeah, it sucks. I got to do, the Dumb Zone had me on their live stream last night. They do a live stream for every cowboy game, and it's a whole thing. They have, like, a lot of people on the show, they've got an audience there. um thanks to them for having me on but as i'm so dylan was nice enough to give me his login for hulu tv so i could watch it but they were like three seconds ahead of me i didn't i didn't mention this but they were three seconds ahead the entire game so i'm just like i'm the remote guys i'm just picking my spots i honestly barely talked i probably sucked on there so sorry but

uh like the game feet was three seconds ahead or they were they were whatever they were watching on they were getting it three seconds before me. So I was just watching a play and then hearing the reaction and then like, oh, you see the play. I'm like, oh, I know he fumbles here. Sick. Oh, that's not fun.

No, it was honestly terrible. But the stream was fun. It's a really good product. Go check out the dumb zone on YouTube. But this has nothing to do with football. I told the story and I think I've told it on here maybe a long, long time ago. But nobody, I was telling this.

recently, and no one believes that this is a thing that happened, and I can't find anything online about it. I've got to find somebody with a Texas Rangers organization that has been around that remembers this. But did you ever go to their old baseball stadium, Arlington Stadium? Oh, yeah. It was a real shithole. I watched Bo Jackson hit the longest home run ever in that stadium. 4754 feet. That's sick. It was awesome. This is obviously a long time ago. Ozzy Guyon was also on that team. I mean, this is back in, like, the early 90s. This is the 90s, yeah.

So I went to my first baseball game there against the Red Sox. That's where the guy, shirtless guy and the bleachers was on at Mike Greenwell, the late the great, was he on Greenwell as a weasel. But at another time, our next door neighbor entered some contest through at Wendy's, and he won a contest where he got to go before the game and he brought us with him. he got to go into the outfield before the game and I'm not kidding a helicopter flew into the stadium

give them mind it's like an old terrible ballpark there's not like a you could easily fly a helicopter in and out of there this was two ballparks ago yeah this is not a good park and they flew a helicopter and they drop baseballs from the helicopter and he went out there and if he caught three he won free Wendy's for a year, and he did.

That's awesome. And I watched this, and we got to go into the back, into the tunnel, and watch, like, the, it was a Yankee game because Don Mattingly was running by, like, they were doing a lap. The Yankees were, and he, like, gave me a nod and said, hey, kid. And I was like, oh, and I didn't know who Don Mattingly was because I was probably like five. My dad was like, oh, that's Don Mattingly. Anyway, nobody believes that that happened, but it's a thing that happened. So I need, if anybody out there for some reason,

has remembers this just let me know so I'm not like my Mandela affecting this I remember it how high was the helicopter off the field I mean we're talking 100 feet or like 400

it wasn't anything crazy no it was it was probably 80 feet I don't know okay but I don't know I have you know I could be remembering it I was like a kid kid but I told that on the stream

a story in the stream and everybody's like what and these are it's a it's a you know these guys are all dallas sports people nobody remembered it that's a long time ago though it was it was i'm trying to i was trying to find any mention of it online and there's and there's not but 35 years ago it's a long time yeah sheesh i'm sorry about your cowboys no you're not no i'm not but dave if i could interest you football season is officially over because college basketball season starts

tonight and if you want to get on board with a team that will equally crush your spirit does it really You can get on, yeah, Purdue plays first official game tonight. I watched Villanova, BYU, last night after the stream. I threw it on because it was a close game. Yeah, so I watched college basketball last night. I don't watch college basketball until football's over. I thought Randy was launching into the underdog read right there for the record. I could be, but I'm just saying.

No, Randy, I mean, I'm happy to hop on this Purdue Boilermaker train. Boiler up. Okay. I mean, look, I'm still pulling for, I've got my teams. You know, I'm rocking with Baylor men's team, Baylor women's team got a big dub. But, you know, I will support you in your Purdue endeavors. I think it would be good for the show if Purdue made another run.

Yeah. Yeah. I just want one. I just want one. You guys got really close. Yeah, we did. You just want one Natty? I just want one, at least one Natty.

Yeah, yeah, everyone. A lot of people would want just one. That'd be fantastic. Yeah, typically. They're hard to get, man. The body language, I felt like in the third, I felt like Cowboy body language. A lot of give up, huh? It felt like, yeah, I don't know.

It just looked, looking at CD, it just looked like he just had some give up, like he knew. I want to re-sign pickings, but also I'm like, at this point, let's just trade him. We're not going to pay them at the end of the year. I feel like they're just not going to pay them. Yeah. So it's like, let's just trade them now. What do you get, like, a second? I don't even know what this is.

Soft call. Look, they have draft capital. That's a plus. We just lost a six round so we could go get a white linebacker with a podcast with his wife. Yeah. Who cares? He has a podcast with his wife. You know, because of, which I'm saying is cool.

It's great. I love them. I love them. My linebackers have podcasts. Yeah. Mm-hmm. They haven't officially announced it, does look like maybe Post Malone

will be performing at the Cowboys Thanksgiving halftime show. Is that doing anything for you? No. Posty? People are speculating that if it is post, maybe Taylor Swift will collab for Fortnite. There's no chance in hell. No, that's just ClickBady articles.

But it seems like that might be the frontrunner. I was told she was going to do ACL. She's going to come out with Sabrina Carpenter. She's just not the type to do surprise appearances. No. Yeah, because her appearance fee, she is like, it's probably like a $10 million appearance fee. Yeah. And because she goes on these like marathon tours that take up a lot of her life.

Although the chiefs. Yeah. That's, I mean, I think that's the reason people are speculating. Oh, okay. I guess that makes some sense, but I still don't see it. And they do have a song together, her and Posty. Her and Travis, not her and Posty. Yeah.

No, that doesn't really, what do you think about Posty? He's a cowboy now. cowboy things he's got a he's got a ranch he's got a good cowboy uh aesthetic to him i like it yeah it's like kind of chic but it's it reminds me my friend brick a little bit um i like i just like posty i think he's a good you you were a ground floor post guy he's a good dude man remember when white iverson came out we were like what is this a good song and then he just kind of gradually became like the biggest pop star in the world yeah he's very talented some good songs he does he's grapevine texas nice guy yeah his father works for the organization

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I made a group of, like, cool-ish. I don't know if they were cool or not. They're in Halloween costumes, but some pre-teens, teens. I made them yell six, seven. Hell yeah. I did not know that. We were walking back, so we left the big group. We were walking back to the house that was our home base.

And that couple and their kid, they were just getting packed, getting their stuff back. And we were, they let us borrow their stroller. So we were swapping out. And these cool teens came by, like they were going to walk up. And we're like, oh, sorry, like, they don't have any candy. And they're like, oh, okay. And they were nice about it. I go, saw an opportunity I sees it.

I go, hey, if you go down the street about six or seven houses down, they got the best candy. And like in unison, three or four of them yelled six, seven. Dude, I went to parks of school. They have a monster mash every Halloween, which is. Graveyard smash? They all go out to the blacktop and they do a choreograph dance to like three different songs. Are they doing thriller?

Yeah. That's sick. One of them's monster mash. One is thriller. or another one is the purple people eater one. Anyway. Did you get up there and do it? Remember all the dance moves from Mr. Trojan?

No, it was a different routine. They didn't do like the actual, like, you know, thing. It should have. I don't know why they didn't do it. Anyway, dude, I heard six, seven out of these kids' mouths no less than 75 times. It's out of control with the elementary school crowd. If you're a dance instructor, you can't really do the five, six, seven, eight. I saw a lady

she was like telling her whole class like I get it guys like but I have to count these every single time so I don't want to hear any more but it was like she had like give a lecture

to all of her like dance students it's it's one of the lamest memes memes memes of all time like it doesn't make I've asked I've asked so many kids like kids on his baseball team his friends

I say explain to me with six seven means they're all like I don't know they just don't know it's so dumb you straight up unc status you are unksed. I am. When it comes to the 6-7 meet, I'm very unk status.

It's so... Boomer. It's garbage, man. Okay, boomer. This dude's freaking fried. One of the... C.J. Baxter, Texas running back, he scored a touchdown the other day. And he faces the crowd and he goes like that. And they all just went fucking wild. He just did the hand gesture.

Yeah. Like, what do we do? He's really like the... You're not. I guess so, man. Our friend Mitchell dressed up as six, seven for Halloween. Oh, he did? You just had, like, a black outfit on with big white six and seven on his chest, and he took a picture doing this.

Him and Ted Cruz had the same costume. That's right. They did. Ted Cruz did it. I've always said, if you can have the same costume as Ted Cruz, you're doing something right. He had a little self-awareness, though, when he tweeted it out because he said the meme is now over or something like that. I done killed the meme.

Which, you know, I appreciated that from Ted. They're not going to let him kill it. Did you guys talk about J.D. Vance dressing up as his own meme? Did he? You didn't see that? Oh, I missed that. Oh, yeah. He dressed up with like the big hair.

The big hair and all that stuff. And he like spun around and everything. It was pretty fine. Okay. That's pretty good. If I was a kicker in football, I think I would, I would draw a six in the air and I go kick it. And if I made it, then do a seven and go to the crowd and do that. That's a good way to do.

What if you miss it? Then you look like an idiot. Don't miss it. Brandon Aubrey missed one last night. That's rare. That was a bummer. What was it from 75? No, what was it?

It was probably 68. I think it was like, it was like, it was like six seven, 67? I mean, it was close. Was it really over 60? Yeah. Okay. I think so. That dude's unreal.

Again, I was watching just like, I don't advise watching a game like that where you're just listening to watching people react three seconds before the play. That's tough. It's not good. Oh my God. Thanks for the login. You're welcome.

You hit me with the ESPN Plus log in, so I felt it was it was fair to reciprocate. You want to compare passwords? Don't talk about my password. So I hear you. I mean. Happy Halloween kids. And remember, say thank you. So you actually do the meme.

Now this is epic. Wait, so wait, where did he do for Halloween? I don't know. He's just dressed up as the meme. Probably gave out candy. He probably, I, I doubt, what are we doing? I doubt that he gave candy bars and put him on people's heads, like Trump still does. Hey, why was, I was going through my rolladex, my camera roll, and I found the picture of Biden, nibbling that baby.

And like, the baby, I think, was dressed as a turkey. but the book that was in like Biden's hands was a Halloween books I don't know if it was a Halloween pick but anyway I posted it and I forgot that that was a real sign that maybe we got to switch up candidates maybe they had at that point I can't remember I guess if it was October they probably had all I'm saying is like I don't want even if it's the president I don't want anybody taking fake bites out of my child get in my belly was Joe Biden no wasn't fat bastard No, it was no different guy. Both eat babies, though.

How would it go if it was Biden saying that? Hey, hey, man. We take a bye, man. Hungly, man. We're digging by, man. That was pretty good. That was pretty good, Randy, you think. Good work.

It was mumbled. It's like Randy reading the Small Biz September. Oh, it's not nice. That was mean. He crushed that. What are you talking about? Yeah. Is it a content machine?

Are we doing the walnut thing now? Randy, play the clip that we're going to post. So if you remember, we found a guy named Hammer Hands. We're going to just play this clip. What am I wearing? I don't know. You're wearing something cute, though. It's Walnut Smashing Time, baby.

I want to play a little game called Could Dylan Beat This World Record? I mean, this is impressive. What's the point of holding the egg while he doesn't? So it shows that you don't break the egg. It's Mr. Hammerhand. This is like one of the things you can just create a world record. Hear me out. We start a new YouTube channel.

It's just called the one-upper. We find all these dumb-ass world records, and we just won up everybody. I knew you thought you could take this record. This one I can take. There is no way in one minute. Somebody of these world records is just like someone comes up with just this obscure off-the-wall idea. Yes, he might have the world record. Guess who has a second place world record?

Literally nobody. No, that was a record, dude. I'm looking at it right now. What is the record he beat? I can set a road record for the most times I've put, someone put their foot up during a podcast episode. Don't do that. Do you know why?

You know why I can set that record? You know why I can set that record? You're a hillbilly. Because no one's ever thought to do something so stupid. Somebody had the old record. Good point. I'm literally looking at it. No, you know.

What's that fucker's name? What was the record? Before him, the feat was achieved by martial arts master, Navine Kumar in India. In April 2023, he cracked 273 walnuts with his hand in one minute. So there you go. And in an interesting turn of events, whatever website this is has froze my Google Chrome. And that's very cool.

I think I could do this. Okay. What the fuck is me out? They're just throwing his workout mats at him. He's dodging. He's buried. He's been buried a lot by mats. What does this have to do with Hamer Hands?

That's a good clip, Adam. Well, we got the Walnuts. The listener sent us a bag of walnuts. I already have. Okay. I think it's based on like my initial feel, it's definitely easier than I thought it was. I was squeezing these through the bag when we first got them and they felt like really dense and really hard. And I had a theory that he was he was prepping these in some way to make them more smashable.

Like, I don't know, boiling them or something. Oh, my God. No, really? I was. I was like, man, these are hard. Now you're calling Dr. Hammerhands into question. Now that I'm feeling them with my hands, they're much lighter than I expected them to be. Let me see one of these nuts

Get you a well nut, hoss All right, I'm just going to do a classic super sage I'm going to try to squish one between my two hands, ready? You did it, you did it? I did it. I got to say, oh, that's all you got to do? Okay, so maybe this is going to be easier than thought. So I think it's going to be,

I don't think you're having any trouble doing one. I don't think you're having any trouble doing 10. I think it's just going to start to hurt. I'm just going to do one right now. Let me get you. Let me get you. We're going to use this table. to move it. That one's, I don't think that one's, like, strong enough. This one, this one's

sturdier. That one feels more sturdy. I don't know. This one's sturdier. Where's a trash can? Right over there. Over here. Hang on a sec. It's a visual show. We might need to move things off this table, too, so people can see. No hashtag Super Sage so they can see it. I'm a bit worried. I'm a bit worried. That you can't break the world record right now? Well, we don't have, we don't have three. Yeah, we don't have enough to tempt the world record. Yeah, you want to just... I think it's going to hurt my hand a lot.

I guess now will be our chance to clean up... Why don't you just clear the table like you... Because my hands aren't hammers like that guy. Like putting on like a map or a thing. Just swipe it all off. I don't want to break the eight ball. Dillon's here. You have the absolute opportunity to just push everything off a table in a great fashion and you're not taking it.

Why aren't you taking that opportunity? Yes. Okay. Okay. I'm going to smash one just to get a feel for it. All right. Okay. That thing exploded.

How does that feel on the hand? Fine. Really? I think I use more force than necessary because that thing just absolutely crumbled. How loud was that? It's decently loud. Okay. Give me a nut.

Toss, no, toss it up in the air. It's nut smashing time. Dude, smash it. I'm going to smash it. I'm going to do it. All right, I'm going to do one. Oh, you're behind the coffee thing. Yeah.

One, two. Okay, these are a lot easier than I thought I was going to be. Dude, doing 300 of these is a, there's no. Like, your hand's going to hurt after doing 300. I think my max should be like 20. It's just about how quick, you know. It's not about how hard they are to smash, is how quick you can do it. I think we're the first spot to smash one.

Randy, Randy, come get one He's gonna come get one. He wants some action. Ha! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Yes, it's not that hard to smash,

but doing 300, your hand's gonna hurt for sure. Okay. Right? I mean, I didn't, I don't, I mean, I've been told I had hammer hands, but that was like something else. I'm just trying to like repetition. So he does, he does, yeah, he went vertical.

Like that? He went up, yeah. Doesn't matter. Okay. I feel fine, but, you know, that's just, I've done three. Now, here's the thing. Can you do it with an egg in your hand, though? I don't know.

I thought the egg makes it easier. Yeah, it adds a little weight to your hand. I still don't understand the point of the egg. But also, like I told you, an egg, if you, it's hard to break an egg if you just squeeze it with one hand in your palm. It's true. It's like surprisingly difficult to do. Anyway, the record's in play.

I bet people tuned in today not realizing they're going to see some smashed nuts. Yeah, we were busting nuts on stream. That one guy thinks I smash my nuts every time I sit down, but I don't. What guy? One guy is a concern about your nuts. One guy, because I sit like this, he said this is nut smashing pose. What's not? The nut.

Now, if I cross them more. This is nut smashing. Yeah, these nuts aren't smashed. Yeah. Jokes on that guy. I don't even have any. That's true. He got them removed. I got them removed. Yeah. I don't know how you can cross him so easily. Okay. So now we just need to order many more nuts. Yeah, we need like five card tables. We already got one. I mean, what do you think you could get to in one minute? What did he do? 293, I want to say. Could you do 100? Yeah. In a minute, I could do 100. Let's see.

I think he did 293. He's quick, man. Like, that's quick. This isn't sped up? No. I don't think we actually said how many he did. Because the previous record was 273, I think. That guy's just jackhammering those things, dude.

God, he really is. It's impressive. With his own custom t-shirt, says Mr. Hammerhand. What would your name, what would your trade name be? if you got into the Walnut smashing game? The sledge hammer. Oh, wow. Sledge for short.

It's a bigger hammer than just a traditional hammer. That's right. It's a sledge hammer. It's a sludge. That's pretty good. All right. Yeah. All right, sludge.

Okay. We've settled that. Well, we haven't settled it. We know it's doable. We know that it's in play. So how do people, do people buy, are there a lot of people buying? whole walnuts and like deshelling them i don't know and eating them yeah i feel like i would just rather like what's the point dude growing up my dad at all times had a bowl of pecans next to him with

the cracker and he would just sit there watch tv and just crack pecans my dad was pistachio guy my mom did pistachios but he liked he liked to feel of that you know that nutcracker in your hand just going at them it's very pleasing it was all yeah it was the process he enjoyed more than the actual pecan, I think. Yeah, the walnut's very good for you. I have definitely broken skin. Are you kidding? You smashed one walnut.

Dude, you got soft-ass hand. You got paper hands. Oh, my gosh, dude, you don't work hard. Paper hands. You don't work. You're soft, dude. You wouldn't last. I thought you were more of a man than that.

20 minutes in the acave fields. I, for being some of that works with my hands and works out a lot, I have very soft hands. Works out a lot. Come over here. Come over here and feel these soft hands. You do Taibo. You do Taibo. You're not lifting heavy weights.

I lift weights. You don't even have the calluses. I have the calluses. I have two sets of calluses, one from biking and one from lifting weights. This fucking guy. This guy's got two sets of calluses. Two sets of calluses. But then the rest of my hands are very soft.

Because you probably moisturize them. More for correcting you. Well, we know they're not built for smashing walnuts. No, they're not. You soft, dude. Dude. What's the chat saying about the walnuts? They said the Coltscott sauce gardener.

What? That's like one of the ones. the last ones they had been Colts traded for sauce gardener really okay they're going for it this year I like it man you gotta go all in you have to two firsts

two first for sauce gardener I don't know about that man they got fleeced okay um he's a good he's a good player but shit two first has got to be a uh franchise player my opinion that's he's

He's worth one first. Two first round picks, please. Two sheds of calishes, please. That's steep, dog. I was steep in my tea this morning. Were you? I thought you had Stone Creek coffee. I had tea this morning as well.

Did you? You don't think I could have both? You did tea? I don't know. Don't fucking, don't ask me too many questions. You're a fucking pretty boy, dude. Shaheed to Seattle. What?

Shahid to Seattle. Okay. You got a last name or a first name? They're going to go a hundred four too, huh? Just looking up the. All right. All right. That's trading talk.

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me out like that again i'm gonna smash you like a walnut pretty easy to do actually let's watch a fight you want to watch a fight i want to watch a fight in odessa this is out in the patch that's what the real landman call it the patch you know what you'd never been out in the patch dillan you wouldn't last 10 minutes out there right i haven't been this is uh this is uh you know we know ranny no country for old man soft-ass hands wouldn't last a day out there either please they opened a basque out odessa way midland odessa odessa permian trying to want me oil oil and gas country oil oil oil oil oil country permian basin all right here is let's see how it went let's see how this Bass Pro Shop went. I'm pretty excited to

see it. I love Bass Pro Shop. You can spend all day there. Take my kid there. Oh, no. We got a fist of cuffs. Multiple, multiple fights break out. A lot of, a lot of unathletic punches getting thrown. There's a man in a, what appears to be a

Colin Simmons, Texas Longhorn, Jersey. Sick, shout out. He looks like he's winning that one. He almost gets armbard. Wow. What's interesting in this fight is it's not just one fight. There are like three fights that break out amongst these people. We'd love to know how it started.

Three fights, no one looks like they were severely hurt. It just looks like a lot of people who, man, they probably shouldn't be fighting. Of all the retail stores in existence, best pro shops lends itself to fistfights almost as much as like a Walmart would. What? This is why our schools are following apart? Is that what she said? Yeah.

I think so. I don't know if that's accurate. I think it's more of a funding issue, really, but that's just me. Vote today. So they have moon pies for 99 cents there. That's good. See. That's some shit you'd like, Onk.

I'm not a moon pie guy. I'm not either. You know who is, though, Nick Sabin. Yeah, she says, you wonder why our schools are falling apart. Nick Sabin eats multiple moon pies a day. Did you know that? Yeah, he's a fucking goat. Goats have, like...

Goats can do that. Yeah, they have routines. and his includes moon pies I once knew I once heard of a guy who would drop he was a very successful guy very wealthy very serious man he was very oh very serious he would put up on occasion

he put a piece of birthday cake into his cereal what birthday cake into his milk and cereal if you think about it it sounds fucking great yeah I mean yeah it sounds Well, the bread part of it will dissolve in the milk.

Oh, yeah. And it'll give it some texture. And then, of course, the sugar from the icing. Yep. Okay. It's not healthy. No, it's certainly not healthy. Okay.

He's a very serious man. I want to double click into this a bit. Yeah. He just keeps cake around the house just for when he has a bowl of cereal. He had the means to do so. He had it like that. That's fucking next level. Yeah.

Do we know this person? Were you guys ever- No, no, this guy is deceased Did he have heart failure? No Did he have diabetes? Yeah, I was like, No, I don't know what he passed from.

He's a name you'll know. Really? I'm being coy. You sure are. Were you guys ever add sugar to cereal kids? I did to our Rice Krispies. Rice Krispies, that's the one that people did it the most for, I think. You know what?

I was never that kid. I think if I did, it was that, but I would never do it. Rice Krispies were good. Yeah. Like they're good. They're fucking good. That's a good.

That's the, is that like the, the way they, too much goat talk with it. The way they snap, crackle and pop. Is that the best non gimmick, non,

like the cereal is the cereal. Like it is these grains of rice that have been, what, flash fried? I don't know. I don't know how it works. Don't ask me. But like,

they didn't have to like, oh, there's some marshmallows we're going to put it in here. Or here's some, fucking cookies. It was just an all-business cereal. It's just here's the cereal. It's fucking good. Yeah, it is. And you can make rice Krispies out of it too. We were a Cheerios family. We ate Cheerios, but I think the healthiest thing I would eat, I, Raisin Brand. I loved Raisin Brand.

It was a juxtaposition. I got older, I started liking Raisin Brand. Raisin brand was very good. Sugar content crazy. Because it was the crisp texture of the the brand, the flakes juxtaposed with the almost chewy sometimes sweet texture of the raisin. Do you understand what I'm

talking about? Yeah, it's pretty simple to copper hand. You're not watching at home. You just miss Dave give me the finger to stop talking so that he can make that point. I don't think he's understanding it like it's the juxtaposition no i fucking get it yeah yeah it's the sweetness of like the raisins i don't think it's not clocking to him it's not uh i don't think i've ever almost been in a fight at a bass pro shop i think i've only been like twice to a bass pro shop the one down but away that is the best pro shop right oh no that's a cabellas cabellas very similar concept they're pretty much the same they pretty much the same that one is they have a

whole like a nature scene in there like a like a mountain they built inside with like lions and bears and shit on it yeah it's pretty cool i like dicks sporting goods dude dicks dunks all over academy no offense to academy you know what though just yeah don't feel bad for academy because it's always crowded it is the it is the oh shit my kids about to start xyz sport we got to go you go to academy any time of day there is a mom charging in and out of there with their kids i'm about to go for some camping gear you should go there for some right of way uh shorts yeah well they're not a sponsor anymore yeah yeah that that stuff's pretty decent do like dicks i do like dicks yeah you should go there for the camping stuff there's not one super close though is

the problem closest one is what out in bee cave uh the bee caves and then there's one at the domain domain yeah i'll probably go to academy says it's close sports and outdoors now academy mean it's a good spot um yeah for some reason they don't have one at the mall that's usually a big mall one that's so embarrassing to get in a fight at the opening of it pass pro you're so excited for the oh it was the opening yes i wonder if they they read for the same like fishing rod or something and then there was a no they weren't at dicks yeah they weren't reaching for rods okay no it looked like it didn't look like they're in a it almost looked like they were in like the customer service you know yeah the

The spot in the store you never really go to unless you're making returns. But it looked like it wasn't just... Pull it up again. It was multiple groups of people. Maybe someone like cut the line or something? It looked like Black Friday when they all rushed to grab the PlayStation 5 that's worked down. I bet cutting is the number one cause of fights at stores like these. They got some dope mounts in the background.

See, this poor guy... He took a tumble. Yeah, so this is like... Watch you try to throw the arm bar, though. I think it was an arm bar. a triangle oh yeah watch he almost gets the arm look right there he's got the legs up if he can see look if he gets those legs together and gets that arm he can straighten it out oh yeah break his arm make him tap and then hashtag superset so he can see that's a tough way to lose a fight get tapped

broken arm arm bar in street fight at bass pro do you think people respect the tap yeah do you like oh tap tap tap you have to but what if you don't that's a way you just hold that's a violation. Welcome. Yeah, this is definitely like the checkout area back here, so. Yeah, what happened? I don't know. Does it say?

Black Friday fights are the, those are the worst. Everyone was just a mad rush when the store opens. I don't think I've ever participated in a Black Friday event. And I never will. Wait for Cyber Monday. Yeah, no, I've never done Black Friday. I accidentally went to the mall on Black Friday once. I was Uber driving.

I forgot that it was Black Friday. And then I just, I had to go to the bathroom. And I pulled in, I'm like, why is it so packed in here? You want to know, you want to know a hack, a mall hack? Hit me, hit me. A little tip. If you find yourself at the mall or near the mall, and this is particular to Barton Square, Barton Creek, is that what it's called?

The mall. We just call it Barton Creek. Barton Creek. Go ahead. Go to Nordstrom. Okay. You should always park at Nordstrom. You just walk in and out, it's just a vibe, especially during the holidays.

they have a bathroom that's just right there right when you walk into your left hard left boom bathroom in and out that's the that's the go-to bathroom and actually from what I heard that they have a pretty cool hat there too let's let's see how that oh really I don't know what you're talking about oh wow it actually evened out a little bit Dave do people what my people fail me yeah we put a poll up on uh yesterday who had the better hat uh if you just just go on our Instagram at Circling Back Pod. Let me guys Dave one. Dave is currently in the lead with 190 votes.

You are second with 178 and I am third with 133. So he has 38% and you have 36%. He's everyone's favorite. We know. So, I mean, it's closer than it was yesterday. That is not good. There's a reason I didn't purchase that hat that day. Should have, though.

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Yeah. Yeah. So I talked about this in the summer. about wanting like a statement piece in my wardrobe there is a dix not far from here i don't know if they have ponchos oh god i'm thinking about adding just like a wild ass like fuck dylan really stepped out this this winter you know he came to just absolutely dripping this dude's dressing wait didn't you buy a sh wasn't there a shirt that was that was for the summer right yeah i bought a summer shirt we picked it out on here we picked it out on here

We picked it out. I picked it out in retail therapy. It was a marine layer, John, and I got many compliments on it. It's a great shirt. Right. A lot of people were laughing behind your back, but I thought it was a cool shirt. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. And so I'm just thinking like, man, what if I, what if I hit you all with a poncho this year? Like I'm thinking like Aztec print. Like a heavy wool, John. Not poncho the brand. Like a poncho. Like a Mexican poncho. It's not clocking to me. Yeah. All right. Like an actual poncho. I actually wore one. Saturday night. It was a little chilly by the fire and I wore a poncho. Really? You did? You have a poncho? No. Wait, you, you poncho cucked, Dylan?

Yeah, well, no, I don't have one. I borrowed it from the Asienda. It was like a nice wool, like, sweater one, but we were all wearing them. All right, let me find, let me find one. Do you remember in Cabo down by the beach, they brought us out those dope ones? Or maybe they may have been just blankets. They were probably Lulu. They were blankets. Yeah. Lalo. What were they? What were they? Lola. Lola. all right i'm just gonna i'm gonna put a i'm gonna give you a visual randy oh day's got something no no david was just telling me to stop talking he gave me the finger oh all i'm sitting i'm sending you a poncho and i'm not talking about this exact one just to give you guys an idea of what exactly it is i'm talking about like what if i showed up to the function i got i hitched out with a poncho just something like like that just says like dylan's trying something you know what mean? Yeah, I just don't.

Like, would you make fun of me? Or would you like, okay, he's doing some. Like, if you wore that and we were just eating dinner? Yeah, I mean, why are you wearing that? We're in a restaurant, like, it's, it's not a, it's, this is not a dinner. It's sneaky looks like a Bill Belichick. Yeah, it kind of does. But like, maybe, maybe we go, um, he should launch a poncho line.

Like a ranch trip. Sure. Yeah. Not that we go on trips together. I do. You can imagine me wearing this to the ranch and just really just putting people on notice. Like this isn't too far off from a cloak and I'm a big proponent of trying to bring cloaks back.

So, I mean, these are certified dope. So this is your potential statement piece? I'm just spitball, man. I'm throwing something out there. Something oversized that just like hangs down. What? It's like, fuck. I got to, there's a dick.

There's a dick. There's a far from me. Yeah. I don't know, man. I wanted some input from you. Give me another poncho. You're not being super helpful. I want to see.

I'm tired of this guy's face. All right. Aztec poncho. I want some as tech. You know what I mean? Here we go. How about this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now we're cooking. They're going to call you Poncho Villa? Now we're cooking. Did you learn about Poncho Villa in Texas history? I think we did it in days talking about Poncho Villa. I can't really tell you what he did. What do? He was, I believe, a Mexican general.

Okay. How about this, Dylan? How about something like this? It's very similar to your shacket design. Zoom in on that guy? I don't like that guy. He does. He doesn't like that guy used to produce Ross's pot.

He's not selling it for me. Do that looks like... Here we go. The guy leaning against the... What's Ross's his own co-hosts name? There we go. Okay. All right.

No. I show up to the function in this thing, Dave. You guys are like, fuck. This is a serious man. I'm going to be honest, dude. skinny jeans though you can't wear skinny jeans with a poncho if you show up looking like this guy to the function does that not make you want to crawl up inside there with me and get cozy if you wore that terrestic tap on a cold night you'd probably get a couple like what i get in a fist fight no i was going to say you might get a

couple like uh 24 year old like recruiters snuggling up to you in there a couple cuties oh no why don't you be alpha like this guy no that's too much no that's some randy shit that's too much Men's Viking kettle, tribal, totem. That guy's on a 3D embroidered hoodie. Get it. No. That guy's going to like that. That guy has 1.5 million followers on TikTok and sings sea shanties.

Yeah, that guy's going to. This guy puts off like outdoorsy rustic type, but he drinks tea and he's soft. He listens to a Russian death metal, unironically. Just be on the lookout. That's all. That's all. This is what this segment's about. Be on the lookout.

All right. Oh, I see one for. Dylan, go right. Dylan might come through the function. Right there. Yeah, right there. This guy, yeah, Dylan, you could probably pull this off. I know.

Afro punk fashion. I'm not going for, I'm not going for Afro punk fashion. Why not? Because it's not my vibe, dude. It's not his vibe. Just saying me on the lookout. Cold calls this afternoon, hard 2 o'clock central. There they are.

There are. The forms right there on the stuff. I just want to go. There we go. Submit. Yeah, I just want to throw the hat. up there so people if they watch later they know what we were talking about hey toss a vote for the d man the original d man over there yeah vote for me uh i don't think i can vote on on

the bullshit and i i think i already voted on my own you can't vote on the on desktop he voted for himself whatever dude uh all right cold calls the afternoon bye and bye You know,