Circling Back - Bass Tournament Cheating, Bigfoot, & DMT | Circling Back 3-10-26

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

Another guy hid weights in his bass during a fishing tournament, there's been a LOT of Bigfoot activity in Ohio, Bryan Johnson is doing DMT and streaming it, and Dillon has a show rec.  Support us o...n Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter    •    (16:10) They put weights in the fish again    •    (27:30) Big Foot Activity in Ohio    •    (45:00) Bryan Johnson is doing DMT    •    (59:10) Dillon has a show rec Support This Episode’s Sponsors:    -    Poncho: Go to ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM and enter your email for $10 off your first order.    -   Lucy: Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code STEAM. And if you don’t want to wait, just head to lucy.co/stores to find Lucy near you and grab it today.       - BetterHelp: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash CIRCLING.    -    Factor Meals: Head to factormeals dot com slash backer50off and use code backer50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Maddo ranchos, Matto ranches. All right, we're back. Tuesday morning. Circling back podcast, my name is Dave. I kind of like looking at myself. Does I throw you off?
Starting point is 00:00:28 I like looking at yourself too. Sorry, Rainy's not here. Someone's got to flirt with you during the show. I don't know, man. Dan, just, why you just call it today?
Starting point is 00:00:39 We're going to get home. We're going to move on. That's right, Danny Regs, Dan Register, Dan Regester, Dan from the side of the hill, the VJ Edgecombe superfan producing today. What's up? We're back. It's Producer Week. Did you mess something up?
Starting point is 00:01:01 No. Is that what that means? Producer Week? I just thought Producer Week means it's a new producer. It's a, yeah. There was one particular week. He just had a run of... Nothing major.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Minor mistakes. And so we named a producer week. Ah, okay. Some micro-misties. Yeah. I will say not using my cameras, you know, not living up to my quality of typical past performances. Did Randy tell you not to bring that stuff? Your purple backlighting.
Starting point is 00:01:29 I didn't bring it because apparently there was like a latency issue last time I brought the cameras. There were too high quality so the internet wasn't keeping up. Listen, Dan. Well, the internet's dead. We can't handle much around here as far as advanced tech. Yeah. We're pretty basic, so we like to keep it simple. And technically this wide right here is my camera that I just gave you guys.
Starting point is 00:01:49 It is, yeah. It is your camera. Yeah. Thanks for letting us use it. It's my black magic. His wide. It looks like a nice camera. It is a nice camera.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Dan let us borrow his wide. Hey, before I forget, if you're a listener and you went to the Dallas meetup and you have not already posted photos, will you just tag us or DM us, send us the photos? I want to do like a big hard post. and we didn't take a ton of picks like we have some picks but not like they're mainly like dinner picks and picks of like dilling with like silly hair at the house and stuff i got tagged in exactly one picture from the meetup and i reposted it that's all that's it i got tagged in a cut like one or two um one of these one of these meetups will bring a videographer or something to like document it sure um i'm available dan
Starting point is 00:02:41 Yeah. We should just brought down. You're too big for the couch, though. I would have just given you the primary bed, even though it was an absolute shit bed. I'll sleep on the ground. I don't care. There's just something about the bare, like the cheapest available sheets and pillow covers that are just like, it's like sleeping on like newspaper. Dude, I don't know what it was.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Maybe I'm white trash, but I was so comfortable in my bed. I didn't sleep good at all, man. I didn't want to tell you until after the final day, so I didn't try to steal it from me or something. My wife's texting me She knows your on show Weird your wife is texting me too You can intro me while you're texting your wife If you want to
Starting point is 00:03:24 Did you just deal with it? Ladies and gentlemen Hey Before I forget Let's swap that out with the prime jersey for now What can't we just make room in at it? He told, dude Adam Friend of the show Adam said
Starting point is 00:03:35 Please frame this jersey Frame it Do we have room here? Yeah, just get a shadow box There's enough space on that We could do side by side there. It feels a little bit much to have an arch jersey next to a prime jersey.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Why does that feel like much? One is a Hall of Famer. One is a future Hall of Fame. The one lost three games last year. Yeah, one's like a seventh round pick. Dude, he's going, he's going one one. He's a day two guy. He's a day two guy.
Starting point is 00:04:05 You know he's not. Honestly, I was talking to Mel. Dude, he could sit out this entire year and be a first rounder. Ooh. Why is he sitting out, though? He's not. I'm just saying. But why would he in this hyper-oferfer rounder?
Starting point is 00:04:16 To prepare for the 27th draft. No, you're right. No, I do have higher hopes for him. I'm just saying, like, it's just a little presumptuous to put him next to prime. I don't think so. And he's a bigger deal in Austin, Texas, which is where we reside. For now. For now.
Starting point is 00:04:36 I think he always will be, if he has an NFL career, especially. I think any kid in our demographic that played team sports in the 90s, there was a time where they wanted to be prime. So you can do both? You can play both? Prime played my favorite position for my favorite NFL football team. I was a prime guy. I love cornerbacks. You're a cornerback?
Starting point is 00:05:00 I love... I think you have to have an absolute dog mentality to be a high-level cornerback. You know, that's what I play at Bird. I think it's also the twitchiest position, and I love twitchy athletes. Yeah, that's why they had me playing at Bird. Really? You were just twitched up? I tipped a pass, and it led to a...
Starting point is 00:05:19 pick six to my buddy John. That's sick. It was sick. I told you about the first ever pee-wee football game I played what I did. Yeah, I didn't even play pee-wee ball. True story. I didn't play pee-wee ball. It's probably for the best. I returned an interception 60 yards for a touchdown my first game ever. That's a true story. I started Pop Warner at like second grade. So much CTE. We're doing Oklahoma drills. We're doing nutcrackers. We're just running head first and each other. I remember I remember the like two or three biggest like hits.
Starting point is 00:05:49 that I ever took, and they were all in practice. And just looking back, I'm like, why? Yeah. It was all in defensive back drills, always. You know what was fucked up, though? I had to make weight for Pop Warner. You were too big? I was too big, so I had to cut down to like 100 pounds.
Starting point is 00:06:05 That's not fucked up at all. It's a safety. Dan was, Dan had to cut. We had, and Dan was in the sauna. When I played Pop Warner football, we had a 120 max. I was, I was like sixth grade. We had a 120 max. And there was a kid on our team who played like half the games because he didn't make way in every time.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Yeah. Yeah. No, I was like the same size that I am now in sixth grade. Then you weren't, then you're huge. You weren't six feet two 30 and six grade. I'm not two 30. I'm like 210 now. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:36 You weren't 210 in six grade. I was like one, seventy five, one 80. But I was the same height. Okay. I thought it was going to be a monster. Yeah. Many people had, many kids had that dream when they were like the biggest one in class.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I, and it just stopped there. Yeah. You can intro me whenever you're ready. Did I not? No. Oh, God, Dylan. Dylan shivering. There's something important I wanted to say.
Starting point is 00:06:59 That's why I'm asking for an intro. I would like to take this opportunity. First of all, I'm happy to be here. It's going to be a great show today. Secondly, I have a favor to ask of not only the guy at the meetup who said he was having Patreon problems, anyone who's having Patreon credit card problems, please email me. because I'm in communication with them right now.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Send us your credit card number. I am determined to get to the bottom of it. They said I need the email of the person who's having difficulties. So please reach out to me. It's just Dylan at washmedia.com. If you are having Patreon problems, I am determined to figure out what the hell is going on. And if you're having post-grad problems, email me. Remember that?
Starting point is 00:07:43 There's a blog. Yeah. You started that. That's fun. Fun time. Well, thank you, Dylan. Yeah. Look, I'm on your side here.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I want to figure this out because it helps us too, so I want to figure it out. Today we are doing on the Patreon, speaking of, exactly five minutes. That'll drop later this afternoon. That's a fun one. That's going to be real fun because I've refreshed the spreadsheet with some of the prompts that have been submitted, and it looks like it's going to make a good show. You never know what the do-hicky ball going to do. do though.
Starting point is 00:08:19 You're going to spin it. We know that much, but you don't know what ball is going to come out. You don't know. So just wait. Hey, so that Ben Shapiro video, like that was, that wasn't real, right? The eyebrows? Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Dan's off Twitter. He doesn't know what happened. I assumed it was fake, but I just, I am, I am actively trying. Dude, doesn't get more generic than this. I'm trying to look at my phone less. Okay. And this job makes it difficult. So I'm allowing myself to look at my phone often because we do this.
Starting point is 00:08:59 We have to be online. Not just phone, but mainly like Twitter. But at night is when I'm really trying to like put the phone away. I get it. And like, you know, do something like more meaningful with my time, like watch three Game of Thrones episodes that I've already seen. You're running it back? I jumped into season two I don't know
Starting point is 00:09:20 I'm on that night's kick and like it got me like wanting to go back and like watch the heyday I just want to hear all the Sir Dunk references Yeah yeah Did I tell you did you hear me talking about I got so into knights That I started getting into
Starting point is 00:09:35 Fake Sir Dunk lore To where like I was getting served AI reels of like scenes from Game of Thrones That never happened Yeah And it would be like Oh wow here's a With like Varies?
Starting point is 00:09:47 Yeah, here's Varies talking about Sir Dunk. You know, and I was like, oh, wow, that's crazy. Or like, I know we have Joffrey. I know we have, there's another reference, but like, there's like two, right? Someone's talking to Brann. Do you want to hear the story? It's your favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I know we have Mastor Amon when he's dying. Egg. Oh, my. He's an old bag of bones. Anyway. I don't know where I was going with that. But anyway, as usual, there's no point to anything I say. I got, I got, I got, I got an email from someone already who I guess is watching live about Patreon.
Starting point is 00:10:35 That's my backer of the week thus far. And it said, I'm paying good money for Dave on Patreon and getting way too much Dorn. So. Caleb, you are... Wait, that was his email to you? You are my... What's the word for, like... the worst backer of the week.
Starting point is 00:10:50 He's woated. You're my woated backer of the week. He's paying, wait, he's getting too much you? I'm paying good money for Dave and getting way too much Dorn. Dude, I mean, I just don't know if that's going to change. Why don't you show up here, Caleb, and see what happens when you say it to my face, big dog. You don't want people to show up to the studio. I don't.
Starting point is 00:11:13 You don't. I do not. My old job, people would just show up and kind of like hover over me as I produced. We get those weekly pretty much. I like those people. They're usually pretty cool. In studio? Like in here?
Starting point is 00:11:27 No, no, no. No, no, no. Don't come in here. No, don't come in here. We won't allow that to happen. You know it smell crazy in here. It smells fun. What did you do to that egg that's out in there in the fridge?
Starting point is 00:11:37 Just a hard-boiled egg? What did they do to it? It smells like, I mean, it's very sulfury. Like when you open the fridge, it's very pungent. There's a hard-boiled egg in the fridge. I guess my next question is, why is it not in some sort of, of container. It's sitting at top of your...
Starting point is 00:11:52 Joe's boiled eggs this morning. She said, hey, I got, I made some eggs if you want to grab a couple for, you know, a little breakfast snack or whatever. And so I already had two. And then I had an extra one that I had out. And I was like, I'm just going to put it right here so I can enjoy it later. So I just set it on top of my lunchbox in the fridge. Okay. This way not that big a deal. We don't need to make it a thing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Like, yeah, I eat hard-boiled eggs. I like them. Okay. A little protein injection. little gut filler, you know. Yeah, eggs are good. As we talked about, the protein to egg ratio. Six grams of an egg. I wish it was 10.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Yeah. Got to keep that fat lower than like 75 grams a day. So if you're eating four eggs, I'm eating four eggs. That's like 20 grams of fat right there. I'm eating four eggs a day. Minimum. I'm making four in the morning, and I give Sammy a little bit because Sammy likes to eat a little egg.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Yeah So there's that A little peek behind the curtain Little family curtain Am I eating too much fat? No, no, you're fine I mean eggs are supposedly along with steak One of the perfect foods
Starting point is 00:13:02 Yeah Perfect food for a perfect guy Nutriently dense Uh, what's not that's a word? The cheese Parmesan Reggiano Yeah
Starting point is 00:13:16 That's like a protein dense food. Okay. I've been sprinkling it on my eggs. Anyway, this, what are we even doing? What's the,
Starting point is 00:13:23 what are we, is we have shit on the rug. You asked me about my egg in the fridge. I know. I was, dude, that thing was just stanking. I went out to get a coffee.
Starting point is 00:13:28 You're stanking, dog. No one's talking about my snack run yesterday that might sneaky be goaded. I haven't really dug in to see what I was. You're already out on the protein balls, even though they're RX. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Oh, it's up. They've got peanut butter, apple and dates. I'm sure they taste fantastic. You're the peanut butter guy. And a date. I love dates too.
Starting point is 00:13:47 And an apple. I just don't need 16 grams of sugar when it's such a small little... That's fine. Do you ever... Does it ever get tiring just being you? You're the one who brought it up? Sugar's not a problem. I got the...
Starting point is 00:14:00 Sugar is a problem. The spin drift or whatever, the soda water? I am intrigued. I'm intrigued by that, dude. Are they? I've never had them. I've seen them. Had one going home yesterday?
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Starting point is 00:16:15 to fish again. They put weights in the fish again, Dylan. How is this still happening in 2020s? And the big 26, as Parks would say, how is this still happening? So this happened to like, what? Was that a year or two ago we had this? Or maybe it was this last year. No, that feels like a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:16:34 There was a big scandal in a fishing tournament. That guy not only put weights. Okay, this happened a few years ago, like we said. This guy not only put weights in the fish, but he got like, I don't know what kind of fish it was. Let's just assume it was same. He went and got salmon filets from the store and slid those inside too to like disguise it as part of like the actual fish
Starting point is 00:16:55 And it wasn't The guy was... The insides of a fish aren't more Isn't like another version of the fish You know what I mean? It's not a filet of fish It was like I think it Right, they're not
Starting point is 00:17:05 They aren't cut fillets inside a fish But that's where fillets come from I know but like He was stuff and fish inside fish To make it way more This is a very efficient official account. Scroll up, Dan, this is from the official Texas game warden account. Oh,
Starting point is 00:17:20 shit. These guys are fucking brown. I promise you. You do not want to mess with Texas game wardens. No, no, no. It says on Sunday, March 8th, hashtag Texas game wardens in Wood County, were contacted by organizers of the Lake Fork Lureco
Starting point is 00:17:39 tournament to investigate a bass presented during way-ins that raised concerns of possible tampering The fish was flagged after a metal-detecting wand alerted, good producing Dan. Can you zoom in a little bit? Daddy's getting older. They weren't counting on that metal wand coming into play.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Tournament staffed to potential presence of a foreign object. After confirming the alert, wardens conducted a necropsy. You ever done one of those? No. On the fish and discovered three weights in its stomach that showed no signs of erosion. So maybe like it had been swallowed long time ago. Sure. You know fish are always swallowing weights.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Wardens also located weights of the same style and size in the angler's boat. See, that's a big mistake. Curtis Lee Daniels of Willow Park was arrested in charge with violating fishing tournament law. Because the tournament's total prize value exceeded $10,000, the charge is a third degree felony. Dude, fish tournament law. You don't ever want to be. in violation of fish tournament law. You go out there on the boat
Starting point is 00:18:50 and you fuck around, you're going to find out. I was about to ask, like, why is this illegal? But then the money being involved makes a lot of sense because that's just straight up the theft dog. It's been a problem in the sport for a long time, guys. It sounded like casuals. If you haven't been paying attention. Has this been going on for a long time?
Starting point is 00:19:07 Decades. Maybe centuries. I bet you so many people have gotten away with this. So many people. Yeah, they're not the first, right? It's as big of a problem as butt plugs are in chess. Ah, the vibrating butt plugs. Yeah. Remember that situation?
Starting point is 00:19:25 I remember it well. That was the whole thing, man. I used to just do that and not even play chess. Just love of the game. I'd imagine this is a situation where the other competitors at the tournament, they want to get their pound of flesh, you know. They want to... Pound of filet.
Starting point is 00:19:43 They want to fuck a player up. Yeah, because you know why that fisherman? You know what he did? Them good old boys out there. He F-A-F-Oed. Them good old boys, they're packing, they all have pocket knives on them. At a minimum. Yeah, and they're all lubed up with some, they probably down some.
Starting point is 00:20:01 What do they drink out there? Probably ice-cold beers. Ice-cold domestics. Are you allowed to drink during the fishing tournament? Aren't you, isn't it like bags? Like holding a beer is like part of the actual event? It's performance-enhancing drugs. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:17 You got to drink when you're when you're fishing I mean there's probably some people who don't drink I feel like they don't make you It's not a performance enhancer It's not pledged ship They're not gonna like pour it down your throat Oh this guy's not this guy's not drinking beer What did
Starting point is 00:20:30 Get the wand Check his fish The last time this happened The guy was like forced to sell his boat Like they He was a whole Yeah dude His license was stripped
Starting point is 00:20:41 It was a whole Civil forfeiture He fucked his whole shit up This guy's about to be a felon You can't fuck with the Game Warden. Flaunder would never. The Game Warden can just do whatever. It's a very broad authority in the state of Texas.
Starting point is 00:20:55 I respect Game Wardens more than I respect just general law enforcement, I think. Really? Not really. Make sure I'm not in that clip. I just want to just say, I'm going to stay back. Do game wardens have their own version of the thin blue line? Ooh. Dude, they wear, like, cowboy hats and shit, you know?
Starting point is 00:21:13 Like, they don't fuck around. No, dude, I mean, you could be like with a... With the boys on your ranch, and then just all of a sudden the game warden just drives up. They'll take you to the train station. You know what I mean? What's that mean? You've seen Yellowstone. What are they? Pinkertons?
Starting point is 00:21:29 You know what? You know what that means. Take them to the train station means they kill you and they throw you off the cliff. Yeah. I don't know if there's any extra judicial judicial. Judicial. Ryddy's, Raney came back for a second there. It's David Week.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I don't know if the Game Warden's killing anybody. No, I'm not really... But they probably have. But they're like, you know, I just picture you like a good old boy, you know? Yeah. I mean, they all wear Cowboy hats. Yeah. So it's like, oh, that?
Starting point is 00:22:02 Yeah. Texas Ranger or Game Warden, you don't know. Fuck this, dude, though. Dude, what if Jacob Rodriguez was the Game Warden? You'd be in big trouble. He'd be fucking with your shit. He'd fuck your dope up, dude. You've talked so much shit lately behind the closed doors.
Starting point is 00:22:19 That's not true. You were, like, showing me his combine tape, and you're like, dude, look at this is trash. Dude, tech guys, they don't take kindly to that. They're going to come from my shit again. Did anybody approach you? There's a lot of tech guys.
Starting point is 00:22:29 As that guy was talking shit behind your back. No, he wasn't. He came up to me privately and was like, hey, I'm going to, he's like, I'm going to fuck Dylan's shit up. I was like, what are you going to do? He's like, I'm going to, I'm going to sprinkle this in his drink. Really?
Starting point is 00:22:44 And I was like, what is it? What was it? He didn't tell me. He said, you'll find out in eight days. So. He said something about a neuroviolism. Dan, I don't know if you caught that whole situation, but Jacob Rodriguez, I'm sure you know who he is, the linebacker for Texas Tech.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Dan caught it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, his wife is a pilot. That's true. That's all I know about him. Good player. Every game. Good player.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Oh, there's his wife. One time on Twitter, I suggested that perhaps he was wearing a cowboy hat backwards, and I got called, well, I got called gay about 200 times. Yeah. I got called a lot of words. An R-worded Efsler, I won't say it. Coward. And then people threatened to beat the shit out of me.
Starting point is 00:23:28 And it was like, man, you guys have just got to calm down. You know, good football player. I have nothing against the guy whatsoever. Future Dallas Cowboy. Possibly. I mean, it was kind of bullshit that they were patting his stats so we could try to be in the Heisman conversation, like just giving them the ball in the one-yard line for touchdowns.
Starting point is 00:23:49 That was fucking. Then they tried to have them. They haven't throw a pass. pass out the goal line, he's doing interception. Let him throw a pass, Halls. He started his career as a quarterback in college. And now I think we know why he switched to linebacker. I bet he plays linebacker better than you.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Oh, really? The potential, like, day two NFL pick is... Ooh, day two. Yeah. He's a day two guy. I don't know, dude. I have not released my big board. Day two is what, second, third round?
Starting point is 00:24:18 That's day two? I don't know, dude. I have not released anything. After that playoff game, though, he might have been the best quarterback. on the roster. Ooh. Wow, dude.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Mr. Morton's. He had a solid combine showing. Of course, you're throwing against air. Combine, come on. We're still doing the combine. Yeah, we do it every year. Guys like me just need a tape. I grind tape.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I don't go look at who wins the running race. The underwear Olympics, some call it. Exactly. I don't need to see who did the bench press. I don't even care if you bench pressed. He ran a, Rodriguez ran a good 40. You did?
Starting point is 00:25:00 Yeah. I straight up drank a 40. You did? Over the weekend in Dallas. O.E? I was at Red Dog. Okay. I like it.
Starting point is 00:25:11 I was drinking a Red Dog 40. I was drinking a big dog 40. Oh, were you? Yeah. Yeah. That's why I kept having to pee at the meetup. Okay, that makes sense. I drank a 40.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I did Edward 40 hands with a couple backers outback. Hence why they were backers. I guess I didn't realize that. Well, they did. Hey, quit cheating the game with the fishing. Yeah, that's sorry, man. God, he had to have been. He knew it. He'll never fish again. Oh, he's done. He's done. You're going to have to dig your own pond in the backyard if you ever want to fish again.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Stock it. He's a felon now. Maybe. This is all a legend. Right. We don't know. This fish could have just swallowed those weights. This seems like an open-shot case, though. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Based on what? Based on the weights they found in the fish. Okay. Prove it. Okay. Go ahead. Well, he had similar weights in his tackle box. Okay, maybe he was lifting. Those are tiny little weights.
Starting point is 00:26:11 I don't, but how did they get in the fish if he didn't do it on purpose? Fine. Okay. Yeah, okay, man. I guess in this country you're not presumed innocent anymore. Cool. Okay. Anything else? No.
Starting point is 00:26:26 No. The American justice system is. perfect, Dave. You're kind of putting off asshole vibes today. I don't like it. I don't know if that's true. You have a Lucy in? I do. The show is brought to you by Lucy. What do you got in there? Breaker. Right here, I have the 8 milligram apple ice
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Starting point is 00:27:32 Well, let's pivot. You want to talk some BF? Yeah, I want to talk BF. Of course, that's saying this for Bigfoot. You should probably clarify, because it could mean something else. What else would it be? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:27:49 Yeah. Why is your mind always there? Bufu? What? Several sightings of Bigfoot reported in Portage County, Ohio. Several sightings. None of which apparently, have been caught on camera.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Dan, and this is from, this is from, I believe, a political Twitter guy. Anyway, not important. Dan, can you figure out what part of the state Portage County is? Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:15 In Ohio? Yeah. I'm going to make a lot, we're going to make a lot of statements about Ohio, and I just want to make sure. One, two, three, four,
Starting point is 00:28:24 five sightings, according to this Reddit post from the Bigfoot Society subreddit. I think that this might be Facebook actually I don't know what this is Anyway Bigfoot Society of Social Media platform I'll read you a timeline of events per this guy's tweet
Starting point is 00:28:40 It appears to be near Akron Oh LeBron country Okay Like in between Youngstown Akron Maybe he was just LeBron He's a big dude Out Olin Gas Country Way I believe Not that far from
Starting point is 00:28:53 That's close to Pennsylvania now No it's closer to like the lake It says in just the last 96 hours there have been five separate high credibility reports stretching from Montua to Wyndham to Wyndham to windham we have received many of these directly the Bigfoot mapping project you need to double click into that it's probably Montua have been documenting these reports as well we are looking at a documented corridor of movement across the country all right to go to timeline Dave March 6th 1223 p.m. Montua Center a local researcher from MTCR
Starting point is 00:29:30 observed a nine-foot-tall brown male standing 120 yards away near SR 44. It's probably Service Road 44. It's a road of some sort. Yeah. The creature displayed high situational awareness and retreated at high speed once it realized it was being watched. Squat. Intangibles. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:51 It's got a high IQ. March 7, 1052 p.m. Montua area. A second witness, Dylan Obney, reported an eight-foot figure with long arms and dark brown hair, he heard heavy rhythmic footsteps and a deep vibrating grunt that preceded a forest hush total silence. Physical evidence in the form of oversized muddy footprints was located at the scene. Yet where is the photo? Yeah, why can't we just snap that pic?
Starting point is 00:30:21 Two days later, March 9, 10.20 a.m. Garretsville, the activity shifted eight miles east, a hiker encountered an eight-foot Sasquatch covered in black fur, the witness was startled and evacuated the area immediately. Same day, over an hour later, Headwaters Trail near Hanky Road. You ever been out Hanky Roadway? I took your girl out Hanky-Panky Roadway. Hey, you don't have to, damn. If you're not feeling it, you don't have to.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Nah, but you know, sometimes you just kind of throw it up to him. A hiker encountered an eight-foot Sasquatch covered in black fur, the witness was startled and evacuated the area immediately. 9th. Okay, so an hour later. This one, I like this one a lot. Headwaters Trail. That's funny. I took. Near Hanky Road as well.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Is this the one I just, oh, just over an hour later, witnesses an anonymous and Jacob Taylor. Why do you want to be anonymous? Anyway, 15 second face-to-face encounter with a 10-foot black figure. They noted two critical biological details, a still-like gait, and a shoulder. and a shoulder pivot turning the whole torso to look rather than just the neck a strong musky odor was present
Starting point is 00:31:38 face to face also huge cock it doesn't say that I don't say that I mean he definitely has a big cock right what do you think if he's 10 feet tall
Starting point is 00:31:48 he's probably got a big old ding-dong it's proportional yeah you gotta think that ding dong's pretty solid be embarrassing if he had an acorn what's a stilt like gate if he had that Nick Walker you're obsessed with his
Starting point is 00:32:01 alleged It was just funny because he's such a massive man, and his little banana hammock was covering like a tiny little bump in his... He might be a Ken doll. He's putting fish weights in it. You got to put a fish weight in it. Well, of course, we know allegedly what steroids does to your manhood, right? Balls.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Balls. It's your balls. It's not your ding-dog? No. Just balls. All right. Something to think about. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:28 March 9th, 6 p.m. Wyndham. One hour ago, A resident at a dead end near the wood line spotted a six-foot brown figure running with an impossible, impossibly long stride. The witness, a longtime skeptic, was stunned stating, I know what I saw, but I don't know what I saw. Well said. So five different encounters over the span of 96 hours from different people to different locations, but same region. Yep.
Starting point is 00:33:01 I mean, I'm convinced. I mean, that's pretty credible. Again, I will ask. No one's going to take a picture. Not face-to-face of that thing. I'm not pulling my phone out. You've got to be quick trig with that phone. I understand that.
Starting point is 00:33:19 It's going to take somebody with the meta-glasses or whatever they are. Yeah, why don't these Squatch hunters wear meta-glasses? How much are those? Maybe they're not Squatch hunters. It's just people out in the woods who saw this shit. Yeah, I mean, some of them are. It said that. said one of the guys was a straight up skeptic.
Starting point is 00:33:36 But everyone's got a phone in their pocket. The footprints. Why? Show us the footprints. Yeah, I wonder if there's a follow-up that we missed because, I mean, show us the footprints. I mean, go ahead and try to track them. National parks, people go disappearing all the time. Of course, Brett had an encounter himself one time.
Starting point is 00:33:51 It was definitely a bear. Not according to Brett. They were at a rest stop along the highway. Wasn't he just taking a piss on the side of the highway or something? I think it was a rest stop. He said it was like leaning against a tree, I think. It was just posted up. Just, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Putting out a vibe. I think on the list of conspiracies that I'm going to go all in on, Sasquatch is, it's right in the middle. Pretty lukewarm on it. I'm like, yeah. I don't think that, I don't know how much, I'm not a biologist. I don't know how much that changes the game. If people are like, dude, no, this is real.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Like, it's interesting. but I mean you don't know missing link type stuff who knows but for me you know obviously aliens are more of a game changer right I'm more inclined to believe extraterrestrials to believe in aliens than I am Bigfoot well I'm saying like what's the bigger game changer for mankind aliens are you kidding it's definitely aliens
Starting point is 00:34:56 well I'm asking the question it's aliens because everyone wants aliens everyone has at least a base level interest in the existence of aliens Even if you don't believe it, like you're open to the idea of changing your mind on it. Bigfoot, we would have skeletal remains, fossils. None of that exists. You can't show me one body?
Starting point is 00:35:24 What do they do, like bury their dead, like 100 feet in the ground? Like, how do they get rid of it? You know what I mean? They grind up their bones and... They're like... What is it? They just turn it into dust, like Avengers. They're just incredible.
Starting point is 00:35:38 incredible at hiding evidence of their own existence. Maybe their bones have been mistaken. For what? Sounds like you haven't thought this through. Mistaken for what? A silverback? A larger animal or a different, you know, like something we know about. There are no animals that look like that that stand on two legs that are nine, ten feet tall.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Oh, a bipedal? A bipedal. You're a bipedal. You're right. I believe you are too. God damn. Sometimes I just don't know about you. always on some dumb shit
Starting point is 00:36:15 Listen, I want to see one I just, I'm pretty confident I'm not going to And if I did Yeah, you live here If I did, you better, You better fucking believe They don't post up around cedar trees and shit
Starting point is 00:36:24 They have outbathed allergies Do I don't fuck with this? But they're in Ohio? Ohio's got better allergies in this place I don't think That has much to do with it I don't think Oh really?
Starting point is 00:36:34 So now you're an expert I don't think Sasquatches avoid Like Now you're an expert on their histamines Now you know their immune system How it functions People aren't even smart enough real no-in-all, isn't he?
Starting point is 00:36:44 We're not smart enough to avoid high-allergy regions. You're a piece of work. I've been living in one my whole life. I'm not smart enough to get out of here. Oh, God. You think these fuckers are like, oh, we can't go to Austin. The Cedars is terrible right now. Yeah, I am.
Starting point is 00:36:57 They don't have the tech for that. They have an extremely long gait. That doesn't help with allergy identification. Their strides are crazy. They could be down here in a day if they wanted to be. When is that supposed to hit, by the way, the allergies? Spring and fall. No, I mean, I've never.
Starting point is 00:37:13 ever had it. You got a good sis. You know what, Dan? I've lived here my entire life. I didn't have one, like, symptom of allergy for the first, like, 34 years of my life, and then it hit me, like, a ton of bricks. Okay. So I got some time.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Yeah. I think it's, you know, the more stuff you put up your nose, like, the worst it gets, like, late in life. It's a cocaine joke. But you want to put stuff up there, like saline. is good. Sure. Nays and X.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Nays and X. Any kind of ass to pro? Maybe some copper, like Kyle Kingsbury. Colloidial silver? Yeah. Got to put some silver in the nose. You ever do that?
Starting point is 00:38:04 No, I didn't know that was a thing. We pulled up that. We go to Randy Slack. I sent a picture. Yep. I just want the folks at home for reference. It's a callback. You took a picture of it?
Starting point is 00:38:16 No, Will did. Okay. What's going all? I mean, I could have opened my... Why is that egg just chilling on top of your lunchbox? Because I could have, like, open my lunchbox and set it in there, obviously, and zipped it up. Did you drive to work with an egg just rolling around? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Was it in your cup holder? It was in my cup holder. What is it wrong with you? Well, I brought three. Okay. I had one on the way. I had the second one when I got here. What were you eating it out?
Starting point is 00:38:46 out of on the way. Is it in your hand? Yeah. I actually, I peeled it on my way out of the door. Why aren't you peeling it before? And I threw the shells in the trash. And then I ate it as I was getting it.
Starting point is 00:38:58 I finished it before I even left my neighborhood. And then the second one I ate when I got here, evidence will be seen in the trash can in there. And then this one, I will be enjoying it sometime later this afternoon, probably. I don't like that you're just on the go peeling it as you're walking to the car all fast. Inside the lunchbox is a delicious lunch that the lovely Chels made for me.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Yeah, I mean, what would pair well with this random solo slonker? That's just going to be an afternoon snack. What's for lunch? What's in the box? She made me a turkey sandwich with wickles and sharp cheddar cheese with mayonnaise and spicy mustard. Okay. On a multi-green bread. I can't believe you're still rocking with luncheon.
Starting point is 00:39:48 It couldn't be me. She's trying to get me off of ham. That's why she made me turkey. She says, you're fine. She says, don't eat too much ham. Is ham worse than turkey? Like for the process shit or whatever? I don't fucking know.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I thought it was all deli meats. We're just not supposed to eat. So I'm not supposed to go to my fridge and pull out a big old thing of salami and just house it. Here's my thing. I'm not going to live my life being afraid of deli meat. It's no way to live. When I'm hungry for deli meat, guess what I'm going to do? I'm going to eat it.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Look, if you're eating a sandwich or two a week, I think you're, fine. This is not medical advice. Dan, how much deli meat you taking down? I actually don't eat deli meat that much, if at all. Shout out to Delco. You know Delco's got some good delis. Yeah. Yeah. Good Italian. That's just a glaring hole in the Austin food resume. I'll probably have a little like little tiny Italian family market. You can just go in and catsis is coming back to Austin. That's good news. Yeah. Well, you know what it is. is, Dave. It's the bread. It's the water.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Something about the water. It's something about the water. It's the hard water up there. Hey, can I shout out our bagel guy? No. Up in Dallas? No. Scalfani? Because we didn't get any. Because we didn't want to drive 15 minutes north. He can't bring him to the meet up? I'm glad he didn't.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Just a bag of bagels? I'm not trying to eat a bagel while I'm meeting people. I am. Go to Scalfonis in Dallas. It looks great. The Instagram looked really good. And he, it's a New York bagel spot. And I meant to ask if it was the water thing. Did they, do they have a pipeline?
Starting point is 00:41:26 Sounds more like a Dallas bagel spot to me. It says New York style. Okay. So again, maybe they have a pipeline. Yeah, they have the water. They pipe it in from New York. It could be part of the reason why we have a water problem in this state, because all of our water is going to the bagels.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Because Scalfonis? Not just Scalfonis. There's other bagel places, too. Einstein brothers. But you know they're water shit. Now they're using local water. It's ass. That cannot be me.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Parks told me the other day that something was cheeks. What was it? What was it? I don't know. I was just too caught off by him saying cheeks. I was like, okay, dear. You said, or I could have said buns too after I called it out for it. It's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Buns is kind of funny. Oh, man. You know Bigfoot smells crazy. Oh, yeah. Although, like, just getting, like just hopping in the river. it's probably a pretty dope life other than having to hide all the time I wouldn't want to live in the woods though man
Starting point is 00:42:32 yeah you wouldn't last I need air conditioning and like you know you need hard boiled eggs that you're for some reason peeling as you walk out of the house they could they could probably find a way to boil some water though start a fire and they have that
Starting point is 00:42:47 if they've made it this long they have capabilities of starting a fire pull a water in a pot okay I don't want to but mansplain how boiling works. I mean, I think we all know at this point. Wasn't there something on touching base
Starting point is 00:43:01 where, like, Will said he'd never boiled water? That wasn't true, but for some reason we thought that. It's an outrageous lot. I think you thought that. I think he said he had never made, he never boiled pasta before. And I think you heard, I have never boiled anything before.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Yeah. And you're like, Will doesn't know how to boil water. I think he does for the record. Yeah, most people could figure that out. Most people. You know, you don't have to boil water when it comes down to Factor meals.
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Starting point is 00:44:48 It's so quick. That's the thing, man. The Tex-Mex, chicken bowl, all that. It's so good, man. Just pop it in there. you know what it is factor oh man we got to talk
Starting point is 00:45:04 the original Brian Johnson not liver king the longevity guy the longevity guy Dan I want to give you a shot as producer to do a little reading can you just read the tweet sure
Starting point is 00:45:19 my next longevity experiment 5 MEO DMT what is 5 MEO DMT? It's just what people call. It's like the name for DMT. Oh. The spirit molecule.
Starting point is 00:45:34 So, like two months ago, Brian Johnson, if you don't know, he is a longevity specialist. Click on his profile. I want to see what he calls himself. He's dedicated his life to... He wants to live forever. Figuring out how to, yeah, completely optimize his body in a way that, like, makes aging, like, not a thing. Conquerant.
Starting point is 00:45:58 deaths will be humanity's greatest achievement. Is he like an antithesis of like the, the transhumanists who like want to like combine us with machines and stuff? Like where he just wants to like get humans to live forever on their own? The Peter Thiel's. Yeah. Actually, I don't think Peter Thiel wants humanity to continue. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:46:20 I thought he doesn't like touch supplements like any type of alcohol, any type of drug. He doesn't. But he did mushrooms a couple months ago. go on a live stream. I watched the documentary about him. He takes like 80 plus supplements a day. He would love subsdog, dude. He would have loved subsdog.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Yeah. He would have been the number one guest. Probably not taking anything from the wolf of supplements. What was that guy's name? The wolf of supplements. The wolf of supplements. That's a good name. But Brian Johnson is, he's locked in.
Starting point is 00:46:54 So he did mushrooms. And everybody was like, He told everybody what dose he was doing. I think it was like, I won't say two grams. It was a lot. Like for somebody who's never done that, everybody was like, dude, you need to chill. But he did it, live streamed it. It had people in there.
Starting point is 00:47:10 It's a very controlled environment. And then like he made it his entire personality shortly thereafter. And now he's going to do DMT, which DMT is from everything I've been told. It's a quicker thing than a mushroom trip. This is like 15, 20 minutes. What is this? Look at this. So don't have seven layers of hell
Starting point is 00:47:31 What's the what's the first? Dying Yeah Too much sugar Yeah Screen's right before bed So you on your phone Age one
Starting point is 00:47:40 Oh former sponsor alert Oh he trashed He recently trashed Agee 1 on the TO Really? Yeah Okay Social media addiction
Starting point is 00:47:49 Fast food Lack of Sleep Ooh Where do we fall on this From the weekend Lack of Sleep Fast food been better about, does Bucky's count?
Starting point is 00:48:00 Whatever. Social media addiction. It's our job. AG1, well, we just talked about it. They paid the bills. Screens right before bed. I've been better about that, although I, you know. I need to get better about that. I've got to see if my tweets popping off, y'all. Right. I got to see who RT'd me. DMT is probably the drug that I'm, like, most, aside from, like, heroin, it's what I'm most afraid of is DMT.
Starting point is 00:48:25 We'll get ready for it, bud. no I'm not never going to do it well you will when you die yeah don't me okay well that's okay he's got scared of death if it happens naturally
Starting point is 00:48:36 then I'm okay with it uh what makes you so scared about it that you're gonna like it's gonna change your personality and you're gonna come back and like go live on Adrian Grenier's commune well I don't want to be um
Starting point is 00:48:47 apparently you just sit there like like unconsciously experimenting experiencing we will find out if he's gonna live him doing DMT, so you can watch. And the way that Connor Wander's described it,
Starting point is 00:49:01 it's like a 10-minute trip that feels like it lasts three months. Like you live like this whole life for three months. Not everybody has the whole life-live thing. Yeah, a lot of it is like geometric shapes. I'm also afraid of, yeah, it's going to like just rewire my brain. I'm going to be a different person. What if you come back and you're not hopelessly addicted to eggs and hot dogs? Isn't that a good thing?
Starting point is 00:49:21 I'm not already. I'm pretty pleased with who I am right now. You don't want to talk to the interdimensional elves? Yeah, dude, what if you get to, you'll probably get to meet them aliens. But then I realized that it was just the trip. It wasn't actual aliens. That's not true. Long strange trip.
Starting point is 00:49:39 What's what the ego, like it sheds your ego, like kills it, whatever? That might be tough. You might never be dorn again. I know, right? You shed the ego and then a bigger, worse ego rises from the ashes, like a penis. Yeah, then you start getting followers and wearing big necklaces. I thought it kills your ego for good. good.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Like you come back and you're like, no, it kills the ego. It never, you can't kill it for good. What comes back worse is you start telling everybody about it. Yeah. That's part of the drug. You just can't stop talking about it. You're like, dude, you were not going to believe this. Do you dream every day?
Starting point is 00:50:15 That's DMT. No. Okay. No. Do you like dreaming? Sometimes. Yeah. If it's a dope dream.
Starting point is 00:50:23 That's DMT. I typically like my dreams, even if it's not necessarily like a good dream. I mean, yeah, I don't like nightmares, but I don't have them that frequently. I like have one, like, standout nightmare, like, a month, maybe every couple months. I'm like, where I'm like, damn. I had a really bad nightmare about a year ago, but nothing since then. What's the weirdest drug you've done? The weirdest drug I've done?
Starting point is 00:50:49 Yeah. I mean, I've done, like, a micro dose of shrooms before. No, or done, like, LSD? Oh, no. No, Dan, I'm A thing about me, I'm pretty afraid of, like, losing sense of reality. You think you're going to be? I'll take, like, a little bit of THC just to mellow out,
Starting point is 00:51:06 but if I take too much and it makes me, I panic. I'm like, I'm losing, yeah, I'm losing touch with, like, what's really going on around me. You just got to let go, dude? I'm not, I don't think I'm able to do that. Dave, I think he's afraid of becoming a glass of orange juice. And when he tips over and spills out, he'll die. Yeah, like, I don't want to see, like,
Starting point is 00:51:24 you know, the wall's melting. You know, that's not, it's not going to do anything except just scare me, I think. The way your feet are shaking, you're already getting a little trepidation here. Maybe. Are you going to watch BJ's stream? I might just catch the highlights afterward. I'm interested. He's going to be really obnoxious after it, but that's part of the allure.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Yeah. He gets, he's real big in that community. He's getting gassed up. People are pretty excited about it. What drug is the one that makes a lot? makes people just freeze on the streets that are like this. That's Fent. Crank.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Is that Fent? The Fent bent? Or Trank. Do you call it? Trank in Philly. What is Trank? Like a tranquilizer? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Trankleizer drug. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to take, I don't want the Fent bent, you know? No, you don't. You see like a guy in the drive-thruet, Jack in the box, who was on Fent. You've seen these videos, and he's like, he's got the cup up to the machine. Yeah, it's not good
Starting point is 00:52:34 He just freezes It's like It's like damn dog Maybe you don't take Fent And go to and clock in I didn't realize people were going out of their way To take that I guess that shows how dumb I am about that stuff
Starting point is 00:52:46 But I thought Fent was just like Something people were They're adding it into drugs To like Up the potency or yeah Cut it with it It takes a very small amount To kill you
Starting point is 00:52:56 Very small amount I've heard Yeah Gotta be careful Of course it's using hospitals every day Is that right? Yeah? It is.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Yeah. It's a. Yeah. Dude, when I pull up in the Zooks, you know I might be faded off some ish. Dude, those look tight. Do the seats face each other in those? I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:53:17 But when I pull up in it, I'll probably leave in the function with your girl on the Zooks. I step out with the Fent Bant from a Zooks. I promise. When I leave the function with Chels, I'm going to call you like, yeah, we're in the Zooks. Why are you taking Chels home from the Function, just because I want to make sure she got home.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Okay. That's nice of you. Thank you. What is this shit? Why did you pull this up? It was one of his tweets. Oh. Lithium deficiency.
Starting point is 00:53:40 What is Dan just? Dan's taking the show in a different direction. You never know. Who has a lithium deficiency? I don't know, man. I didn't know lithium was something that we had in our bodies. You're not going to get the right answer from anybody in this room. No, we're not familiar.
Starting point is 00:53:59 No. I'm just going to go down a rabbit hole with this guy. Okay. He's an interesting cat, man. His documentary is interesting. He's basically, like, he's using himself as a guinea pig to, like, cure death. I mean, he wants people to live as long as they possibly can. What is dead may never die?
Starting point is 00:54:16 Sure. No food after 5 p.m. He's not going to pay the iron price. Did he does the same thing every day? Yeah, it's a real boring life, but he's also very wealthy from, I don't know if he was one of the square guys. Or if he's PayPal Mafia, but he's very wealthy from something. Does he still use his son as a blood boy? I don't know, but he was tracking his penis numbers.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Remember? Because that was a big, that's how he came onto the scene, so to speak with us. It was like, this guy's tracking his nighttime, his nocturnal bones. He's like, yeah, I got 34 boners while I was sleeping, which is the equivalent of like a 19-year-old's libido level or something. Doesn't that seem like a crazy amount? I don't know if that's the real number, but he got... It was a high amount, though.
Starting point is 00:55:01 It was a lot of bones. It was some number that you're like, Really? God damn. I'm not doing numbers like that. Like, I wish that blow was going elsewhere in my body, like making my muscles bigger and shit. Making my brain bigger.
Starting point is 00:55:11 You need that shit. Don't go down there. I'm not trying to bust a hole in that Lisa mattress. Are you wrapping out 75s on the bench, dog? 70s. 70s. I could do the 75s, but I won't do them without a spotter, because getting them up here,
Starting point is 00:55:25 it just feels like they're going to, it feels like it's going to, you know what I'm saying. Facts. Don't, I've seen you bench like 2-75 or, more. You could definitely, you could, you could, you could rep 90s or 100s. Oh, no, I couldn't. Yes, you, I've seen you easily bench, like, straight bar. How did we get here? Dumpel's different. Why did you ask me that? Dumpel's different. It is different, but like easily, dude. All right, we'll see about it. I'll let you know. I'll go to, I'm going to gym today.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Actually, it's chest day today. Don't, don't overdo it, but I promise you. Now, you should push yourself. I'll experiment. Yeah. Go as heavy as you can. Dude, some of your best gym friends will be the random, like, swole dude, you ask for a spot. Hey, bro. Like, that'll be the, that's the only person I talk to in the gym unless I already know the person.
Starting point is 00:56:08 I'll just go, dude, I hate the ball. You can't get a spot? Here's how I'm going to ask. Yeah, what are you trying to do, Big Dog. How many? Here's how I'm going to ask. I'm going to say, hey, fool. Don't say, hey, fool.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Hey, fool. Can I get a spot, Big Dog? Can I get a spot, big dog? People like Big Dog. I'm about to put these big boy weights up. I like the spotters you talk to you, too. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Oh, you got one more. You got one more. Come on. No, I'm not even touching them. Oh, there it is. Great set, dude. Sink a swim. Great set.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Always got to hit him with a great set. Great set, dog. Yeah. All you? There's still good people in the gym. You just got to know where to find them. Oh, yeah. You have the profile then.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I will straight up, like, I'll look around to make sure. I'll find, like, a dude who looks. It's a compliment to be asked. Yeah. It's like, you can handle the weight. I told that story back in the day where a guy asked me to spot. And he was massive, right? It was way too much weight.
Starting point is 00:57:04 And I was like, dude, I can't, if this goes bad, I cannot help you. Like if Nick Walker walks up to me, he's like, hey, man, can you spot? I'm about to, I'm trying to max out with these dumbbells real quick. They're 400s. There's not fun. I'll be like, dog, you're going to have to ask, here my buddy Dave over here. He's going to, he's going to pick you out. I saw a video of Aaron Donald, like, like retired Aaron Donald, just casually reping out 150s.
Starting point is 00:57:27 That guy's a fucking freak. I was like, yeah. He still works out like he's going to play on side. I thought he might come back last year for the playoff. He's physically ready. I'm ready for Better Help. This episode is sponsored by Better Health. Oh, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:58:56 What do you want to close it out with Big Dog? y'all want to just keep talking about lifting dumbbells. I got a show wreck. I mean, we could do that. We want to talk to steak. Let's talk steak tip tomorrow. Okay. We're going to punt steak tips tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Stay tuned. Stay tuned. I have a show wreck. It is on Peacock, and it is called All Her Fault. Joe's and I started watching it last week. Sounds like my marriage. We're already six episodes in. And it's, so we got Shiv from Success.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Oh, yeah. And she's married to Shane from season one White Lotus. Oh. This cast is really lining up strong. Yes. Isn't, what's his name? Pena. Jake Lacey is Shane's name. Yeah, we have Michael Pena. Michael Pena. Michael Pena. From, I mean, a lot. He was Kiki and Narcos, but also he's bounding down. Dakota Fanning. Is in this, John? Oh, yeah. And the other one you might recognize. is Abby Elliott, who, you got to look her up. I don't know how else it's in it. I've seen her in this stuff. She a babe? She's pretty. Anyway, I'm not going to, this isn't really much of a spoiler because it's like literally,
Starting point is 01:00:15 literally the opening scene of the entire series. But so, so Shiv and Shane, they have a little four-year-old kid who is missing. He goes missing straight from the jump. and he was picked up from school by someone who was not his nanny and he's gone. So he's missing for a little while. Question, does Shiv have her normal accent, like Scottish accent, or is she American? I forgot that she's not from here. That's how good of an actor she is.
Starting point is 01:00:49 She sounds like Shiv. I mean, she's Shiv. Does she still have her fatty? Excuse me? Her donk. Ah. Her backside? Her donk.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Yeah, it's not on display, but yeah, I mean, she looks like, she looks like Shiv. Okay. Yeah. Oh, damn. And so they're trying to figure out where this kid is, obviously, and Michael Pena is the detective on the case. He's the one trying to, he always plays. He always plays. Famously killed by the CIA in Narcos.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Yeah. There's no CIA involved in this particular show. Okay. Not yet. Not yet. There's always an angle. And I will just say that. are not as they seem, David.
Starting point is 01:01:32 A lot of twists, a lot of turns, a lot of what the fucks. This is on Peacock. It's on Peacock. I just can't bring myself to get Peacock. I think I'm on Will's. We're watching it through Prime. They give it like a seven-day free trial for Peacock, so that's where we're watching.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Are all the episodes out, or is it a slow burn? All the episodes of Season 1 are out. This sounds interesting. I might watch this. It's good. It's good. As I am famously watching like two or three Game of Thrones, a night. I am, they're,
Starting point is 01:02:00 they're a family of means. They live in Chicago. It takes place in Chicago and they're, they're wealthy, big, big old house. And so like, oh,
Starting point is 01:02:08 is, is this a ransom play? Oh, yeah? And so we don't quite know that yet. Interesting. I recommend it. It'll,
Starting point is 01:02:17 it'll keep you wanting to keep watching, one of those. Okay. One of those, like, I don't want to turn this off yet, but I got to go to bed. So have they figured out,
Starting point is 01:02:23 like, did they get a good review on the restaurant? Hold on, hold on. Is Karmie talking to cousin yet? Like, because they were, they were kind of out. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:35 I'm just curious. The bear. Why? I'm just asking if. Why would you make that connection? I should figure out the joke here. It's not landing. Chicago?
Starting point is 01:02:47 Chicago, of course. You follow me? Of course. Yeah, there's no, there's no restaurant. Okay. They haven't even been to a restaurant. You haven't talked to Karmie? You know, Karmie is not, again, this is a different television show.
Starting point is 01:02:58 The kid and have the kid, okay? It's a different show all together. All right. It's a good cast, good acting. Good acting, yeah. A lot of dramatic scenes where Shiv is very Shiv-like. Is it sad? I mean, a kid gets kidnapped.
Starting point is 01:03:11 What do you think? It's not happy. Well, it's a thriller. Maybe the kid was ill-behaved. It's a thriller or some twists and some turns, David. Any supernatural? No. Damn.
Starting point is 01:03:23 No. Love Santana. I recommend it. Good show. I'm going to check it out. I'm interested. I haven't finished the season yet. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:03:31 It could get shitty, but I don't think it's going. Sounds like it's getting shitty. Right. I don't know about that one. It's a good way to end the show. Yeah. Forever. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:44 This is our last episode. We're done. That's how it ends. All right. Well, fun show. We'll be back tomorrow with Steak Tip Talk. Can't wait for that. It's a good story.
Starting point is 01:03:53 And then also, we got Patreon dropping this afternoon. So we'll see you then. Bye. Bye.

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