Circling Back - Beer Rolls, High-End Bourbon, and Frat Pong

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

Content Week kicks off with a bang. Recapping a Thanksgiving that was, awkward liquor store occurrences, the most frat beer pong set you'll ever see, Dillon's beer roll recipe, Will's Record Store Day experience, and so much more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:55) Recapping This Thanksgiving in Fun (41:03) Will’s Liquor Store Conundrum (50:00) Dave Watched The Parade (59:00) Yeti Pong Set Is So Frat (1:06:00) Squid Game Softies Support This Episode’s Sponsors Alfa Romeo Tonale: www.alfaromeousa.com  Aura Frames: www.auraframes.com (CIRCLING for $40 off) Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (BACKER for 20% off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas on what a lot of people think is one of the worst mondays of the year not me though not me my name is will defries to my left david mr monday roth so far it's been a tough monday for me i'm trying to log into my aol instant messenger um i saw that it was cyber monday so you're trying're trying to log on and see some old baddies from high school? Just trying to see what was going down. See who's cyber and who's not. Maybe put up a message, an away message like, Oh, taking a shower, y'all.

There's no video. You change your font and color and all that stuff. Yeah. What Blink-182 quote are you going to put in there? In cursive. So sorry, it's over i break up that's how i dump chicks i just do blank lyrics everything okay at home you're good no this is yeah okay we're still married oh good honestly on baby watch so i could see not a good time to dump my my wife via blink 182 lyrics

no i wouldn't do that if i'm you as someone who recently went through this dave i just i wouldn't do that yeah jeez i wouldn't be like no offense dave but like if you still had like an aol account like email account where you got like junk mail or something or you had like random things set up through that like i think i think you're like the top candidate at the company to still have that yeah i that's fine yeah you're still on snapchat only one uh only one over 30 still on snapchat no there's other people over 30 no you're the only one i checked i mean under 40 i will say like the youths are using snapchat so aggressively that like dave might just be ahead of the curve you know it let me be clear it sucks i don't i don't log in i had that one day where i was like i just want to hop in there and see

what's up the the content that they put toward you the content that they're like hey check this out it's so it's some of the least funny it's but it's such bottom of the barrel stuff like do the kids just ignore this and just say like whatever this shit disappears my parents can't see it that's worth it it most of it is like couldn't make it on tiktok let's let's give it around snap oh it's doing okay on snap weird that's the main selling point for these these kids that it goes away the messages and shit i think so yeah right like i mean if i if i could guarantee that every message i sent on aol and some messenger went away instead of going to a folder on my parents computer like that would have been a great thing for me. Fair enough.

It's a good feature. Actually, speaking of. Catch me on Dust. Mr. Invisible Mode over here, Dylan Chivary. Catch me on Cyber Dust. Remember that shit? It is Cyber Monday, Dust. Hey, it's a real shame that Randy's not here and therefore there's no video because I'm in my denim era.

I don't know if you guys have noticed. Oh, I saw that you wore a full Canadian tuxedo to the Texas game on Friday. No one's going full Canadian tux, denim Dan, at a football game day, but I did. Do you have any comments? Do you want to say how good I look or what do you got? Anything? So, wait, you tucked the whole time? Mm-hmm.

Had to. How'd you sit down? I had to because Arch was out there, man. Tucking for Arch? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, denim era, out there, man. Tucking for Arch? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, denim era, holler at me. Talk real.

If you see me in the streets, it's denim time, baby. Tell people what I'm wearing. Dave is wearing a Texas Rangers World Series Champions t-shirt in gray. It's very unfortunate that there's no video today. Well, that's not really what people care to see. People don't care about baseball anymore, dude. Yeah. No one cares about that t-shirt.

Everyone's over it. That's fair. I'm not. But it is content week, and I'm very happy to be here, sitting in front of the microphone with my dear friends. Did have a good podcast week last week, you know, despite being a short week and everything. Yeah. Well, content week's a little different.

It encompasses all forms of content, not just the podcast medium. You feel me? So, yeah, get ready, folks. Content. I mean, did you guys have a good Thanksgiving holiday? I did. It was lovely. Despite Parks not being there for the actual Thanksgiving,

he got there the next day, and we made up for it, and it was a good time. Really good holiday. Were you guys bummed that Taylor Swift didn't announce Reputation last night? Like there were chatters online about? I didn't know we were awaiting an announcement. Apparently, a lot of people were saying that we were going to get Reputation Taylor's version last night. Oh, my gosh.

Can you imagine? It didn't happen, though. She's just putting out her film to everybody on a streaming service. Is that why people were trying to look at at uh travis kelsey's outfit for clues correct has he done that shit before or something i don't know is there precedent here i don't know i'm not here i'm gonna go that was quick president ah that's good hey man i do enjoy yourself that's good dave did you see wait a minute did you see joe biden uh did you see joe biden um mistake yeah the heiress tour for the renaissance tour and then he called taylor swift britney yes i also saw him turn 120 and all those candles on

his cake dude that was tight though that was tight though I mean, I kind of wish that Biden had gone with the Mitt Romney way of blowing out the candles on the cake, which is by taking them off the cake and blowing them out one by one. I figured Mitt Romney would have just got the family dog and just fed the dog, made the dog eat the candles live or something. No, Mitt Romney actually, he straps the cake to the top of the car and then he takes a road trip with it and then blows out the candles doing that. He's not green friendly. He took them off one by one. Is that true? Mitt Romney burns.

I could see Mitt Romney doing the – what's the dude's name? John Boehner. No, no. I was thinking of Mad Dog, who was recently on an ESPN program talking about how he splits his edible in half. And then at halftime, he takes the other half of the edible. You know what? That's a great I'm hungover Saturday morning move. Yeah, good for him.

Take a tiny bit just to get the edge off. He was so psyched to tell everybody about his regimen. Oh, yeah. It was awesome. Yeah, it's like he got the green light from a producer. Like, hey, can I actually say this? And they're like, I don't know. I mean, Stephen A is saying crazy shit all the time.

He looked liberated, honestly. Yeah. He retired shortly thereafter. It was a beautiful moment in television. I like the idea of our older sports personalities taking edibles and tweeting. Yeah. I support that. I'm just Mad Dog's number one fan.

He's not bad. He's fine. i think i unfollowed him like shortly thereafter oh okay have you ever had mad dog 2020 who hasn't i had a conversation with one of my neighbors last night about it he was saying that that's what they drank in in high school we were passing it around deep or notetty, or not D-Betty, Dirty Bill's, remember? Oh, Klein's? Yes. Yeah. His friend bought it for the group. Wait, wasn't it Rice Owl NFL? Yes.

What's his name? Sandejo? Sandejo. I saw him on the trail the other day, by the way. But yeah, it was him. He's very yoked. He bought a bottle, and we were just passing it around, just sharing germs with each other. I by the way. But yeah, it was... He's very yoked. He bought a bottle and we were just passing it around just sharing germs with each other. I had that thought.

And even, you know, as intoxicated as I was, I was still worried about the germs, but I did it just to fit in. I mean, you know what I say. There might be a little dust on the bottle. Right. Don't let it fool you about what's inside.

Right. No, it's pretty clear what was inside. It was Mad Dog 2020. It wasn't good. Was there dust on the bottle? Very sweet. No, just germs pretty clear what was inside. It was Mad Dog 2020. It wasn't good. Was there dust on the bottle? Very sweet. No, just germs. There might have been.

Yeah, sure. After Dylan handed it to me, there was some white dust. Oh, yeah. Now that you say it, there probably was some dust on the bottle. Really?

Were you doing some gymnastics? I was doing cocaine and dirty bills. Were you pre-gaming with LeBron? God, the morning after doing Mad dog 2020 in

cocaine has got to be the worst like moral and regular hangover of all time yeah but what did you get to cure that hangover with mad dog with half of an edible okay the other half at halftime and then get a workout in with uh texas former strength and conditioning coach mad dog right right famously of the uhously of the Grand X Combine. Yes. And then what else? What other Mad Dogs? He watched me put up 25 reps on 135.

Did y'all used to call pump faking Mad Dogs? No, but I like that. Was that just an Austin thing? Dude, that's so Dylan. When you say pump fake, you mean like... Yeah, like you Mad Dog somebody in the hallway. Like you pump fake them and they jump up against the locker like, oh, look out. We call that mad dogging.

Pump fake's better. That's so Dylan coded. I'll fucking mad dog you after we fucking walk out of the studio, bitch. I won't. I won't do that. You said you're going to go to Dirty Bill's, do some bird dogging. What does that mean? Why would you wear going to go to Dirty Bill's and do some bird dogging. What does that mean? Why would you wear your gym shorts to Dirty Bill's?

What does that mean in that context? I really don't know. Bird dogs, they typically spot and then. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll start barking. They point. You've been barking in public a lot lately. That doesn't go over well.

Yeah. I can't help it, man. It's just my natural instinct when i see a baddie yeah when those sweeney pics dropped last week you were just barking at your phone it was weird yeah we were in a cafe yeah my neighbor knocked on my door like you get a dog it was a rainforest cafe but i was like no that was just me i'm sorry you do own a dog though yeah yeah it was a weird question. Yeah. Stella, okay. That was actually me. Sorry. Have you seen the new swings that just dropped?

What if you taught your dog to bark at Sydney Sweeney pigs? She's been putting out gas. By the way, I feel bad for her fiance and just looked at all the stuff she posed with Glenn. Yeah, I totally feel bad for that guy. He's really going through it. Dude, he's got to be one secure. It's got to be so miserable. He's got to be one really going through it. Dude, he's got to be one secure. It's got to be so miserable. He's got to be one secure homebred.

Oh, it's got to be so miserable. She didn't engage to Sidney Sweeney. Poor dude. Fair point. So Sidney Sweeney's, so she's doing a movie or did a movie with the old co-host from the Tom Green show? Mm-hmm. Dude, Dylan's going to get this. Is his name Glenn something?

I would watch that movie just straight my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips this humor never really did much for me he's kind of got that randy swag although he did kill it in the tfm movie relax we're not we're doing promos for the tfm movie right now just kidding he dude he turned his dad's car into the slut mobile that's your favorite part it's just a funny it's such a stupid he had to drive it to work he was also like 35 when he was doing all this i think yeah too old he was like this wasn't like like a tiktok like teen like oh my dad yeah he had grays coming into his goatee yeah he was too old to be doing this and then bam saw it was like what if i did this but way worse can we do a meme which it's the vince mcmahon and it's people like uh telling my grandkids about uh tom green show then the like leading

right into jackass in like 1999 because that one two punch yeah like that was the sat, like that was the Saturday morning cartoon handoff. And it was like, okay, now you're an adult now. Now you're looking forward to watching Tom Green showing a jackass. I mean, two shows that honestly like corrupted the youth. The youths. Yeah. Yeah. I would say it brought us some consciousness that we didn't have before.

Like, hey, that shopping cart at Walmart, you can push your friend in it. You can ruin an old lady's day if you want. Yeah, absolutely. You can shove it into any Buick in the parking lot and there aren't that many repercussions for it unless you get caught. You can take your, your dad's,

um, family vehicle down to the paint shop and they'll paint, uh, turn it into a slut mobile and then he won't be able to go to work slut mobile it's not talked about enough that dylan gets one star in gta and takes his car to the the paint shop and gets it done so it doesn't dude i had to get rid of the store i didn't want to get in trouble don't do that dude i don't want to get in trouble i get five stars i get high ground with like a rocket launcher i take helicopters out no you don't

yeah i do no it's sick i take i usually go out to the hills just a little bit outside the city and see how like what kind of uh air i can get just launching into the water or something it's really stupid just free bird that's not you don't know it's a waste of time there's no no no there's definitely a fun part of the game that's just strictly launching yourself hey can we make some some quick announcements before we uh really dive in today yeah tomorrow we're doing do you know it a game show podcast randy will be back which means we'll have video again uh but do you know it a game show podcast who lost the last one who's producing uh you know it's not it's not me dude i've been i've been an absolute dog on do you know it's not me

i don't know i feel like you did okay but you definitely lost like it might be dave or something all right i think you weirdly got there okay we might have brett producing tomorrow either way tune in for do you know it on patreon.com you can also uh go subscribe to our patreon on spotify make sure that happens even though we don't have video today because randy's still out you can go to youtube.com circling back and we'll have video all again starting tomorrow go leave a review for will's five-star review of the week that drops on wednesdays uh and also today's the last day you can do this is 20 off site wide at roback.com slash backer 20 again that's roback.com slash backer 20 for 20 off site wide that means you can get a will mons polo you've gotten a discount with them before, you can also just get that discount again now.

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but i do feel as though uh my sleeps are much more consistent when there's a little bit of early bird in my system my dude be sleeping uh-huh that's big facts yep until you get that second kid but like right then i'll bet you're all yeah get your night nights in now david get 20 off your first purchase promo code backer at earlybirdcbd.com that's earlybirdcbd.com promo code backer for 20 off load that card up make it happen dylan what you getting to this weekend you know well thanks for asking i had a pretty lovely uh thanksgiving break didn't do a ton leading up to thursday did some cooking did some relaxing like in the stew weather was nice took stella on some long ass walks very chill and then uh yeah thursday by the way my dishes were an absolute hit really you got some new dishware potatoes au gratin

i did sweet potato casserole and i made beer rolls, which were absolute. Okay. So the beer rolls were something I wanted to explore here because the other things I feel you can just like baking is more difficult than just cooking. Yeah. So like, did you actually like make these from scrisatch or did you like, did you get like a box and then you have to add the beer yourself so they can't send you the box?

So this quick mix is, is what I, there's probably a more scratchy type of recipe out there. Surely there is. I didn't go full scratch. I used Bisquick mix and I added – what, Dave? I was looking at him because he was laughing. I was just thinking about scratchies. Scratchies.

You didn't go full scratchies like the girl that cuts our hair. Find me on scratchies. Yep. I was thinking about it. It would be funny if You didn't go full scratchies like the girl that cuts our hair. Find me on scratchies. Yep. I was thinking about it. It'd be funny if you said, oh, I eat the Bisquick. Did you make some Bisquick? No, it's a really simple recipe. It's Bisquick mix, beer, shredded cheddar cheese.

What kind of beer? Just a little bit of sugar. Just any lager. I use Yingling. How'd you choose that? were like all right that's what was that's what my dad had at his place damn i didn't know your dad was built like that actually kindle brought it my brother-in-law he brought it so it was they were so good i had people reach down like give me the recipe like drop the drop the recipe player and so i did for you know the

people who asked me it's so good like your family members or what no listeners you know my fans just kidding i was helping your your family hey drop drop a link player yo drop a link player anyway i got i got just some dishes off people were loving it friday parks got into town in the afternoon and we went to the texas football game arch maniaia. Texas absolutely buried Texas Tech. And honestly, left a lot of points out there too, Dave. Offense, which is kind of okay. Quinn left a lot to be desired. He did.

People were saying it. But it was just a throttling. It was a straight up boo-foo. Tough one for Joey McGuire, knowing that he's going to have to wear that one for the foreseeable future because they won't be playing Texas anymore. That's tough. Arch came in. The stadium just went bonkers.

It was bunker city in there. It was nuts. Moment looked a little big for him. Dude, he's going to be legit. He can move around a little bit, Dave. Definitely compared to the other Mannings, he is quite elusive. I'm just confused. Okay okay why was he wearing a jersey if he's supposed to be wearing a red shirt right that's a good question will uh i'm glad you asked

i was about i was actually about to explain that you get four you get four games that you can actually play in while okay holding on to your red shirt do you think he'll start the national championship against michigan yeah i do absolutely i do yeah this michigan texas game next year at the big house might just be huge if if things really pan out it could be it could be a real fun game even if both teams lose their next games like that's going to be a big game absolutely it will be hopefully that moment's not too big for quinn i've always said that Michigan is the Texas of the North. I agree with this. Is that a compliment?

Of course. Okay. They have a lot of parallels. Two programs that really think highly of themselves to the point of delusion. Yeah. Michigan was in the playoff last year. They got trampled. Didn't go great. No, they just got eked out by TCU.

They probably should have won that game. They got got a little bit. Oh. And that was the highlight of – Parks had an absolute blast. And that's what it made his dad feel really good about. He looked like he was having a time. He had a great time.

He did. He was cheering and he got a Chick-fil-A sandwich and the whole thing. Oh, that's core memory right there. Yeah. Honestly, I have a core memory of getting a – after a UT game, I went through the, whatever you call it. Right.

I don't know, where you go, like the food court area. Okay. And I got one of the best spicy chicken sandwiches I've ever had from Wendy's. Really? Apparently that Wendy's was like, is one of the most like cash positive Wendy's in the nation. Facts? If not the most, because it's just open 24 hours and there's so many kids just going to it

all the time. Makes sense. Hungry stoners, Dave. I do love Wendy's. Yeah, they're good too. Yeah, your name's Dave, dude. Fair point. We looked it up. He's no longer with us. Wow. Should we do a moment of silence for Wendy's

Dave right now? Ready now. Go. That was beautiful, guys. Dave. Square patties. Yeah. Never totally understood it. More of a chicken guy there. Never frozen.

It's a chicken plate. Refrigerated, never frozen. I just feel like the square patty makes it more messy when you're eating it on the go because the square's popping out the sides instead of just being contained within the bun. I don't know if he eats Wendy's. What if he just makes messy in his nappy? Okay. Dave, what did you do this weekend?

Can we move on? Talk about your shit, dude. Okay. I don't know who I'm responding to here you guys both wanted me to talk about this um if you read a certain uh newsletter that's available via substack wash.substack.com add me on the stack stack us stack us daddy um you'll know that i hosted we hosted i say i i didn't do much of the heavy lifting that was my wife she's way too pregnant heavy lifting right why are you making her do heavy lifting she doesn't

want to lose gains i get it she's hitting prs um yeah so we had a family come down and um i did a uh i did the total wine run, which I believe Brett got. Brett was with me. Uh, he got, we got some content there. We might be putting a video together. We'll see.

Um, so it was my parents, my sister and her two kids. So my dad, my sister and I are the only three drinking i bought her kids don't drink no they're a little young although you know what i don't want to say my niece you know she's 15 and she probably dabbles oh yeah but she's she's smart enough to not to not to uh bust it out on thanksgiving not grabbing light beers out of your fridge out of. Out of Dave's beer fridge in the garage?

Well, we had the, there were, the only options in our household were, we had Red Stripe. We had Peroni. Dude, she loves the taste of the islands. Dylan, what's the German beer that I bought you? So it was- Worcestershire Finer something. Worcestershire Chopin? I don't know. It's an-

Wine Chopin. It's like an 18 letter word. It's very German. Oldest brewery in the world those are our three options and um though i don't mind those but i don't sit around drinking them i got them mainly from my dad who had one or two and then i had wine and my parents came down and they also brought wine so we had about nine bottles of wine meaning i've got a absolute surplus of wine at my home right now.

I'm accepting the gift of wine. Yeah. I'll bring you a bottle. I will bring you a bottle. I will bring, I'm looking at you, Dylan, but I'm talking to Will. Why is he deserving of wine

and not me? I don't know. There's just something about the cut of your jib I don't like. Yeah. You're going to bring him wine. Fuck your jib, dude.

Hand it off right in front of my fucking face. Fuck your jib. Actually, now that you mentioned it, I will. That's bullshit. I'll put it in a little brown paper sack. I'm going to know, now that you mentioned it, I will. That's bullshit. I'll put it in a little brown paper sack.

I'm going to know what's in there. Sack me up. We're talking about it. I want to know that there's wine underneath that sack. No, you don't know what's going to be in that sack. You're going to be like, what in the world is in that sack? It's going to be wine. It's the gift of wine.

You just said so. Your jib's going to be flapping in the wind, bitch. This is bullshit. How are you going to do that? Life isn't fair. It's a lesson you got to learn, punk. Yep yep you like will more than you like me look at me punk bitch maybe he likes you more and he doesn't want you to get drunk off this wine and feel bad about yourself and be hung over and stuff and he just jeez i'll bring you so you know what happens when

i drink wine no that's what happens when i do so maybe maybe he doesn't like me and he's trying to put me in the locker i'll bring you some mad Dog. I'll bring you a Mad Dog, the blue one. I'm such a piece of shit, but I have this wine here. I'll bring you a Mad Dog and half an edible. How about that? Okay. I'm not going to drink the Mad Dog. He's going to cut one single early bird in half and give it to you.

Okay. So Thanksgiving, I picked up a turkey from our favorite barbecue joint. They've moved. They used to be in South Austin. Now they're in Buda, which is about weirdly like a 27-minute drive from our home. It's just there's not an easy way to get there. You're beautiful. 35 stinks.

35 going south really stinks. I don't know if you've done that in a minute, Dylan, but 35 going south is not great right now i haven't done it in a minute thankfully you gotta be smelling like turkey though turkey big thumbs up two thumbs up phenomenal some of the best we've ever had on thanksgiving wow however the pickup process oh no logistical nightmare wait you're telling me that valentina's barbecue yes doesn't have a great pickup process. Here's what's interesting about that, Will. Everyone in line, you know, I made line friends. Dylan, you can relate.

Yeah, you got a bunch of those. Yeah, it's true. Waited in line for about 90 minutes to pick up my turkey that I'd already paid for and everything. Everyone in line was like, we did this last year and it wasn't like this at all. For some reason this year, they gave everyone the 11 a.m. pickup time. And we're just outside. Even got sunburn on the back of my neck waiting, even though, I mean, it was a beautiful day. Like 60 degrees sunny.

Picking up your turkey from a barbecue joint, you might be a redneck. That's Jeff Foxworthy. That's good. Jeff Foxworthy. Very few people are doing foxworthy it's really good references jeff foxworthy get her done that's not dude that's the other guy that's yeah that's the cable guy i don't care who you are that's fine that's that's foxworthy again right no that's no that's the other one it's ingvall is that ingvall who's the other guy who lives here it doesn't matter uh ron white ron why what's his name here taters

fucking i don't know they called me tater salad yeah it's the one that was good dylan thank you ma'am anyway we waited in line forever and there was really poor, they had no communication. No one, people were getting in line and realizing this wasn't the line for barbecue and then having to get out. It was just really, really stupid. If I've learned anything about picking up stuff in Austin over the last week, it's that like you, if you, if you do a scheduled pickup, it's going to be mayhem. It's just nowhere that I saw was normal, whether it was a place I was picking up from or whether it was a place that I was just trying to get food. Oh, on Dylan's recommendation, I picked up rolls at Thoroughbred.

Oh, yeah. How were they? They were great. But, you know, it was even better. They didn't have beer in them, though. Were you rolling, rolling, rolling? Peanut butter and jelly cookie and chocolate chip cookie I bought. Are you kidding?

Holy shit. Honestly, on your way home, go get you one for parks we put the word out about that place i'm afraid it's going to be just pickup process there was delightful mainly maybe because people don't know about it but i had no issue it's a tiny little place it's like a like a storage closet like three people can fit inside yeah yeah yeah um what the kind of kind of like sounds like your girl in high school after thanksgiving uh i might have i might have chewed it and this might have been a conversation that will and i had but i definitely last waltzed it oh dude hell yes david i was too tired man so i did it um full disclosure i didn't knock the entire thing out and um one night i did i did have to

go back on friday night and finish it are you glad you watched i hadn't watched it in maybe a decade my my dad watched it we watched it i don't know if it was on thanksgiving but my dad and i watched on a holiday probably was thanksgiving like a decade ago maybe longer and i am a fan of the band's music but i was like you know what i'm gonna go back and do this getting a lot of play um and it was it's it's just great i did something else weird a lot of people aren't going back to re-watch uh three and a half hour movies definitely re-watch the irish why why dude it's fucking good you could have knocked out you could have knocked out like six episodes of love island games dude it's fucking good you could have knocked out you could have knocked out like six episodes of love island games dude it's very good it's very well done pesci's i think

i i'm willing to say i had this fight at my home with my uh family i think pesci's a better actor than de niro oh she's a great actor she's fucking great where he doesn't have the curb appeal yeah he's just he's very limited he doesn't do as much which i like he picks his spots and sure well like i amuse you kiko yes this is really good what the fuck is this piece of shit why did he shoot that poor guy man i don't know god are you kind of surprised that robert i'm so i'm kind of surprised that his name's actually robert de niro but i'm also not surprised because he is pretty Italian. Didn't you rub shoulders with him?

I tried to. I couldn't stop staring at him. I'll say that. It was my most embarrassing celeb sighting in the last decade. Gawking. Gawking at the guy. He's A-list, man. That's a big one.

Hard not to gawk. It's a big one. I get it. I've never heard that about one. Hard not to gawk. It's a big one. I get it. I've never heard that about him. I had the gawk gawk 3000. How tall a feller is he? I don't know. He puts off 5'8".

If I was there, I would have diagnosed it like that. Yeah, he wasn't notably tall. His son was seemingly tall. I whip his son's ass. I don't care. That's why I... No, not this son. Why?

Is that it? Didn't he have a son recently? I don't know. Not the same one? Sorry. I was just trying to save you again. To be clear, I'm not going to fight his deceased son. Don't tweet it. Sure.

Well, if you do tweet it, don't go work out for 40 minutes after. Yeah. Go check your mentions. I now have alerts set up for Dylan because I missed that one. Well, it was out there for a minute. It's okay. It's okay. it was innocent sometimes i tweet and i forget that i tweet and i just go about my day oh i got notice what are these that's most of my tweets at this point so like yeah we need to be

on higher alert if anyone needs to delete tweet i'd be tweeting y'all know that about me those twitter fingers man and then man saturday and sund Sunday are just classic dude watching football. Dude, that's so sick. Saturday was – dude, I had – Michigan, Ohio State delivered. It was good. Iron Bowl fucking delivered. Texas game, I knew it was going to be a boo-fooing, but it did look electric in there.

College football was gas over the weekend. Yeah. Washington, Washington State. I could go on. I just like naming games so people think I'm cool. That's it. I'll give you that. S.J. is kind of maybe preparing the go bag because we're on Baby Watch.

Baby Watch. Damn, that shit's exciting. Little Bambino. Hey, man. Dude, you're not supposed to say the name. Get your sleep in while you can, brother. New squad member. I know. Hey, man. One plus one does not equal two. supposed to say the name get get your sleep in while you can brother new squad member i know

hey man one plus one does not equal two oh are you what are you also on the blue collar comedy i don't know my family doesn't think i'm very funny so i probably shouldn't do that okay okay oh tater salad they call me sweet potato casserole that's good that's a good Okay. Okay. Oh. Potato salad. They call me sweet potato casserole. That's a good nickname, dude. That's a good nickname. My shit was so good, man. That's awesome, man.

Yeah. Should have brought some in for you, Dave. Dude, when I bring you the Mad Dog, you can bring me some of whatever that is, the beer rolls. When you bring the paper bag wine for Will? Yeah. That's some fuck. They call me paper boy. Because you drink so much paper bag wine for will yeah so they call me paper boy because you drink so much paper bag wine no i'm really susceptible to paper cuts because i have fair hands did you ever play paper boy on nintendo yes so far yeah it was good you'd just be riding your bike and like a tornado

would just come out of nowhere and take you and only you out wasn't there a dog that would come out and just like eat your shit yeah well yeah like eat like bite you and only you out. Wasn't there a dog that would come out and just like eat your shit? Yeah, well, yeah. Like bite you and stuff? Right, I understood. A car would just get smoked by a Buick. It was fun, man. That looked like the first game I ever played.

It was? I had a duck hunter. That was a fun game. No one knows what we're talking about because they're all like 28 and shit. Yeah, must be nice. They don't know. Must be fucking nice, dude. Vince McMahon.

Hold on to it while you can. It's okay, Dave. It's okay, dude. It's funnier if there's visual. It's cute. You got to get through it. Can I talk about my weekend? Dude, I had a big weekend, dog.

I'd rather just go ahead and- All right. Wednesday night, biggest bar night of the year. So no, your boy did. He went and ate sushi. Fuck yeah. And I will say, I hadn't had this bite of food in a while but the gatoro bite from uchiko is the best bite of food in austin it's the best food in austin they've

raised the price of it it's no longer ten dollars we are in austin i think it's about 12 or 13 or 14 dollars this is literally one bite of food for 12 or 13 dollars that's crazy as ridiculous as it is as ridiculous as it is i think is, I think it's the most worth it. It melts in your mouth. It's just the best. It's so good. Thursday was just the big show, dude. I made the mistake of signing up for the mile turkey trot. It was not a mistake because I had to run a mile. I did no running. I essentially had a rucksack on the entire time in the form of a toddler. Little Bambino. He was on me the entire time. The one mile walk is just one of the more pointless things I've ever done.

It did get us out of the house and it was fine. I think the boys enjoyed it until they didn't. And so, yeah, we went and did that. I didn't get the t-shirt from it. I mean, they donate the t-shirts if you say donate it, which is nice. But I want proof that I actually got up out of bed and went and did something a little active on Thanksgiving day. What's the point?

Yeah. You should put, you should get a bumper sticker that has a one. Put that on your car. I hit that one mile, player. Yeah, it's good. I think we completed it in about 26 minutes. That's probably not a record, but it's good. I think we set the record for one of the slowest miles ever run in Austin.

And then I went out toally's family's house and you know we had several people that uh joined us for this one of which was brett merriman but the real guest of honor wasn't brett the real guest of honor was brett's macaroni and cheese that just made waves across everything was it gas i at one point i was going up to get seconds at one point just in general general seconds and uh my brother-in-law looked at me and he goes dude brett's macaroni and cheese is absolute gas which one which brother-in-law i need to know ryan okay yeah drew wouldn't give him the credit the the it was so good in fact that i i hung out with my brother-in-law a couple days later and he was eating the leftover macaroni and cheese that he had sniped from

the function wow and he brought it home and was and was just mowing down on that stuff and he was still talking about how good it was so cocky brett backed it up with his macaroni and cheese i'm very happy for him here because that could have been that could have been bad if he showed up with like mid-ass macaroni and cheese some people said they saw him at the that macaroni and cheese fest buying uh in bulk just saying he was kind of slow playing randy on going to the mac and cheese fest buying in bulk. Just saying. He was kind of slow playing Randy on going to the mac and cheese fest here. And I think it might've been

because he had like his own booth set up. Maybe that's why Randy was so cold to him on that text because he didn't come through with the mac and cheese part. Oh yeah, Randy's got some explaining to do. That's what it is. He ghosted him on the mac and cheese.

That's right. Yep. Randy really wanted to eat mac and cheese. Yeah. He could have gone. Randy goes to shit alone all the time. Dude. There's a littleandy really wanted to eat mac and cheese yeah it could have gone randy goes to shit alone all the time dude a little tension right now dude this is like a barstool controversy is this why we should let this take over the company for like a week we should put cameras in their

faces and ask them about it yeah let's make it extremely awkward then it was just a classic weekend for your boy dude uh friday friday i did something a little out of the box i uh i went to an 8 a.m i i lined up at 8 a.m at the record store it was me and 157 other people by the way the picture you posted recently do you have suddenly just like 100 records i've been well okay so i've been collecting, what's the word? Feverishly. Because I want to build a collection instead of just, I don't want to slowly build a collection because I think that's kind of pointless for what I want to do. I want to have a collection that I can just sit on and be like, okay, I have like all the classic albums

that I want. I also have several albums that are my father-in-laws that are taking up space as well that he has not given me but allowed me to store and listen to for the foreseeable future. And so they do Record Store Day on Black Friday. I don't think they love that it coincides with Black Friday. But it was kind of cool waiting in line because the people in front of me that I was waiting in line with was like a mother and her two kids. And she was like loving the fact that they were about to buy some vinyls that she like listened to originally back in the day. And then the people behind me, I overheard a really sad conversation while waiting in line of a girl being like, yeah, this is the first time I've done this without my dad. So like, I really like hope it goes well in here and I can get what I want. And I was just like, oh my my god like the connection people have like at this thing it was just kind of a beautiful scenario wow uh and

so but it was kind of wild in there real record heads dude it was crazy in there people just sprinting around grabbing stuff it was coming it was black friday how many people they let in at a time honestly i want to say like a hundred damn like the line went really fast and there were a lot of people but like i don't know who this noah cayenne guy is or noah khan or noah i don't even know how to say do you guys know who i'm talking about yeah he's he's a hot commodity dude his shit was gone before i even got in he's got a song with zach bryan people were freaking out over it girl behind me was devastated not to get it damn i know but yeah it was a wild scenario it was fun though it's cool some grateful dead or what dude i got some dead stuff i got a little jazz up in there we were happy about it we were feasting uh and then so

then on saturday i did something that was a little weird um you know dave was talking about picking food up uh i i decided to pick some food up from a place in austin called daidu daidui daidue that's how to say it d-a-i space d-E. They do it. They have a very gamey menu. And so I bought a wild boar's ham, which went off crazy. Right. It's just so good. As they do. If you guys want the gift of ham, I can probably offer you some.

You should probably bring it to Dave only on his watch. Bring it in a set. I'll bring it in a paper bag for you, Dave. And then in addition to buying the ham, I went a little out of the box and I bought some turducken sausages. I thought these sausages were going to be like the size of like a sausage you get like at a barbecue joint. You know, just normal sausage.

These things were absolutely massive, like huge. And I don't know what I expected out of these sausages, but it wasn't the consistency that I thought it was going to be. You know, when you bite into a sausage, it's got a little bounce to it. Oh, yeah. Got some fat in there, kind of chew through it. This was like very fine. Kind of weird.

We tossed it on the Traeger. We tried to, we smoked it up a little bit. Then we chopped it all up and tried to saute it and change it. But it was just a little, a little weird, but it tasted good. You said it was a turducken sausage? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.

So just know that if you're buying turducken sausage, might not be the consistency of just normal sausage which i probably should have known going in considering it's all birds see dave that's turkey duck and chicken i only eat turcucking what's what's the cuck part yeah what's it's just what they say when i eat it because i'm the texas cuck oh really okay okay interesting okay so yeah we also have some turducken sausage left over which rosie's really been enjoying okay how's that agreeing with the bow seemingly fine seemingly fine yeah she's never been worse which means that she's just got a ton of energy and she's in a great place but you know when you have two kids that are just beating you down you know the energetic dog's just not what you're looking for i feel that yeah that yeah. That's just facts. Right, right, right.

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Go make that happen. Again, alfaromeousa.com. Dave, I want to bring something up real quick. I did something did you do a thing i did a thing it was so me coded you guys have you guys noticed the uptick in coded yes everyone's saying it why is this happening i don't know dude everyone's saying i haven't noticed oh my god dude that's so dylan coded to not notice yeah i guess everything's coded now dude come on like you can't do anything without someone being like oh dude that's like blah blah blah coded i don't like that like wow dude cool backwards hat that's so paperboy coded anyway this has nothing to do with what i'm talking about applies to everything

um dave sent an instagram story the other day that was from our local liquor store and they were doing a little fun kind of scavenger hunt where it said like we're gonna put a bottle of really nice whiskey in the bourbon section uh like once an hour and it's gonna be there and you can go find it and then you can go purchase it and whatever is am i explaining this correctly yeah a little easter egg for the squad? They are just... Because this particular store is really good about... And they get good stuff in and they know people are going to want, like the real bourbon heads. To make it fair, they put up a story like, hey, got six bottles of this. Sometimes they'll do call and reserve or what they did.

They're like, we're going to be putting it on the shelf. It's going to be in a weird spot or whatever. They let people know and the real ones who can identify it in this particular instance uh got to go in there and get some stuff and i did not know you partook so on wednesday i had some time to kill and like i do i like to do this before major holidays i like to get a nice bottle of bourbon or something and especially during thanksgiving you can make it last i can probably make a nice bottle last till christmas no questions asked so i went in and i was gonna buy something and i was like oh you know what they're doing this deal i'm gonna linger a little bit and i'm

gonna try to find this bottle and so i stood there you have to let it linger you have to famously i stood there for like way too long there's no one else really in there but i'm just standing in the bourbon section for like 10 minutes and i I'm like, I don't see anything out of the norm here, but I'm also not a bourbon guy. So I'm like, okay, I just got it. I'm just going to stand here and I'm just going to see if anything's out of the norm. If anything looks really nice, I'm going to look for those certain words that you'd look for, like bonded or allocated or whatever. Like, I don't even know. I'm not, I'm not a bourbon guy, but I was trying to be bourbon guy. I see another guy walk up and I'm like, oh, he's doing the same thing.

We're about to be posturing with one another. Kind of like when a guy gets on a treadmill next to you, it's just like, all right, I'm going to fucking put you in the ground right now.

Yeah. I'm going to find this bottle of bourbon. Well, he, no, he just rolled up and bought like a bottle of Jim Beam and rolled out. Hell yeah. So sick.

That's my kind of guy. He's all business, man. He just wants to get drunk. Finally, I got to the point where I was like, can I just walk up to one of the employees and be like,

hey, I'm clearly the only person like trying to do this for the next hour. Can you just show me where this bottle is so I can buy it and give you more money than what I'm willing to give you right now? Yes. I respect the game, the scavenger hunt, but I would love to get a bottle of bourbon that can impress my brothers-in-laws and father-in-law and stuff like that. Just hook a brother up.

It's really hidden? No, I think they just put it with... my brothers-in-laws and father-in-law and stuff like that. Like just hook a brother up. Really hidden. Like what do they know? I think they just put it, they put it with, they don't hide it behind stuff. I don't think. No, just put it out there.

No. Per the story, it was going to be in plain sight. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, I just want to go up and ask them, but I got my tail between my legs and I just went and bought like some random bottle.

You should have FaceTimed. Did you think about FaceTiming Ryan? I did, but I also didn't want to be the guy FaceTiming. That's so NARP-y. Those guys like being asked questions, man. I know. They should have done it. But then I was like, man, they're doing this fun game

where they have this nice bottle hidden. Do they just... Oh, my God. You think he's going to be like, nope, not going to tell you. Yeah. Go find him. You know what? Can you imagine Randy working at that liquor store? And he's like, nope, not going to tell you. Yeah. Go find him. You know what? Can you imagine like Randy working at that liquor store?

And he's like, well, I have a riddle. Like he made you do like a whole like puzzle. And he's like, man, I don't have that much time. I got two kids and I'm like, just tell me where it is. Randy's like putting a Harry Potter sorting hat on you to like go find a bottle of bourbon. For the liquor liquor you must be quicker what i don't know where is it man just tell me yeah just show me the section and tell me that it's a different like there's one single bottle of it so you chunked it a little i fucking

chunked it man it was so devastating because i was i had these i had these grand visions of me walking out with this bottle i'd never heard of just like impressing everybody i was a toast in town it was almost like i made beer rolls with yingling or something you got kentucky deluxe instead didn't you no dude i got i got just got some russells ah classic so you don't know you could there could have been something real special there and oh man that's a bummer i don't know if they would have told you that's the thing like they want to reward like the real bourbon heads who come in and they're like, know what they're doing.

And I also think that like, they shouldn't tell me. They shouldn't give, they shouldn't tell me that the deal. When they post about it, they don't, there's not a picture. I'll be honest. They didn't do a good job posting about any of this. Like they could have done a much better job. They shouldn't like, they just posted one story saying they were doing it. I wish they would have been like posting like numerous things where they'd be like, oh, like here's this bottle of whatever and showing what they did.

In the post, it didn't say what kind it was? No. Oh, I see. It's for the real beheads out there, dude. Not buttheads. Urban heads. There's no way I would have known either. So, I mean, I think it takes a certain – you got to be a next level behead to pull that off.

To find the brown, you must turn upside down. You think Dave would have gotten it? Dave would have gotten it, dude. No, Dave, you would have gotten it. I have four that I really am like, can identify. And then I like, there's some where I'm like, wait, I remember like our buddy Ryan, like he has mentioned this before and I'll end up taking a picture and be like, hey, is this? Which store is it?

South Mar, Liquors. Like right there. Right down the street from us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I like to support them. They have a great selection. But yeah, I was too much of a bitch.

And then I also just completely chunked it earlier in the week when I went to go buy wine for the festivities. And I thought that all of Pinot was 20% off at the grocery store. It's just you have to buy six bottles of Pinot to get 20% off. I didn't read the fine print, Dylan. It's a lot. The eagle is rare. Come if you dare.

Eagle rare. No, I've heard of it. Dave's doing – yeah, he's doing – I've heard of it. He's doing riddles. Not a bourbon guy, but I do know about it. Yeah, we know. We know, dude.

You can never be a real B head you're right to find the colonel you must look to today's word oh these are all randy this is randy if it's randy talking yeah dude this is so randy coated oh my god i don't like that so randy i fucking love the dude just getting jim beam and getting out of there. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Holidays are here. You're going to have to deal with my crazy uncle. Yeah.

This guy's like, yeah, I don't give a fuck about my impressing my relatives. What are they going to do? Maybe he's making. That's too early for eggnog. Can't do that. It's not. Is it? I feel like people have been pulling their nog card.

It's a December play. You sure? You can't do it on Thanksgiving nog card. It's a December play. You sure? You can't do it on Thanksgiving? It's a December only beverage. So you're saying that if people are putting up their tree early, they can't have a glass of nog to accompany? December 1, and it's got to be colder than 50 degrees. Otherwise, you can't drink eggnog. Hypothetically, if there are any backers out there who have experience with toddlers throwing ornaments and remedy in that um just

hypothetically completely you know talking right now happening at your place yeah like you know where to find me like maybe holler yeah because like i might know some people that might like want some advice of how to get your toddler to not throw expensive ornaments is brent repping presents i don't know did that be sick do you think he got his presents from do you think he got his ltmpo yesterday he brought his ltmpo leftovers in did he really no oh so we we put up our our tree and all our stuff and there's one particular like rhodes was really good but there's one ornament that he keeps fucking with it's a train and he's like big train guy he's apparently a train but he just like gets it and he doesn't hasn't pulled it down yet but he kind of looks at me i'm like hey remember we had that whole talk about we're not

gonna do that but it's coming down well it's a matter of time you hang it on a higher branch he's not a tall fella here's the thing it's a i so you want him to scale the tree now take the whole thing down just so we can get that one train it's a it's a bigger ornament and i tend to i like to be lower on the tree with the larger. I agree. The higher up the tree, the larger ornaments take up too much real estate. They become the focal point. Exactly right.

Fritz took a, he took a Santa riding in a golf cart. That's fucking cool. It was cool. Yeah, it was cool until it was the first ornament out of our little thing, and he just took it, and he looked at me, and I looked at him and said, don't do it. And then he just chucked it, and it shattered all over the ground. It was cool. Merry Christmas.

Yeah. Yeah. Terrible twos. They're real. Yeah. Hey, dude, how was the parade, you big bitch? Yeah, you... Fuck.

Who's watching the parade these days, dude? Imagine not running a mile. The Macy parade yeah new york yeah i did some body weight lunges while i watched it does that make it better we're using fit bod honestly i've become a lunge guy what was your favorite uh float lunch flation the bluey float was that yours or was that your son's no i look as much as i have kind of grown to be i'm over bluey but i do respect it and i have to say i just had this thought did you know bluey's a girl yes i didn't know that i didn't know that until recently really does that bother you don't i'm not familiar with that program. I've never seen one. Does it bother you? It's cool.

It's Australian, dude. It's from Australia. It doesn't bother me, no. I love that for Bluey. Very cool. She's a she. Yeah, so we watched the... We didn't have anything on, so we wrote this up.

I'm like, all right, maybe he'll want to watch the parade. I watched more of it than he did. I was watching it mainly for um a lot of content content the truck that's out there how long can it stay in reverse what's happening out here he put that thing down flipped it and then reversed it and then walked off and then get on with your day i like it i like it eventually you got to go forward continuously backing that thing up okay sorry um someone get this truck a therapist

he's got to move forward you know what i mean so no watched it and my biggest takeaway and i'm sure this has been repeated millions of times by millions of people what if what if the parade was just floats and marching bands and we didn't have to um we didn't have to run every broadway act out there to um lip sync their way through the fucking musical back to the future i don't know if you saw that it's terrible dude it's terrible it's unwatchable now marching bands we are at the peak of marching bandness they're awesome bands are fucking great yes they've they've never been better and imagine not knowing that i that was not on my radar i enjoy a marching band in a parade and at a inime show. I'm like, fuck yeah, that's great.

Me, former sixth grade percussionist, famously played the triangle at one point and the gong. They put their most talented percussionist on the triangle. That's right. It was a three-piece quartet. Try whatever you fucking call it. What's a three-piece thing called? Three-piece suit? That's like a number two.

It's a tri-tet, dude. Everyone knows it's a tri-tet. A tri-tet. We weren't spicy, though. Okay. It's just, I got to tell you, these parades. Well, wasn't there a major stoppage of the parade because some, was it vegan people? Was it PETA people trying to superglue themselves to the street?

No, I believe they were. I love that. I believe they weren't vegan. I believe they were protesting. that i believe they weren't vegan i believe they were uh protesting uh oil listen listen listen israel oh okay okay maybe i was mixing it with uh there were some people standing at the uh the end of the one mile walk uh turkey trot in downtown austin themselves or something no but they they had a screen that was showing a bunch of uh animals being treated horribly and they had a bunch of signs that said go vegan stuff like that which you know what if you want to be vegan that's great hey be vegan that's awesome but like at the end of

the one mile walk which is notoriously just a bunch of children maybe just don't like show a bunch of like you know cows and stuff gets getting brutally murdered um save that for the five mile fair enough uh i did you know fair you know it was just a little much can you imagine if they'd like at the end of the five mile which people like doubled over i can't believe made it through that you know endorphins flying it's like yeah it's fucking awesome let's go let's seize the day they look up and they see that like oh cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, it was hard to stand there looking at all these people having a really good Thanksgiving and having fun with their family and smiling.

And then you look over at the angry vegans and I'm like, you guys should just have a good day too, but you're just angry at all these people for running and eating meat. Thanksgiving's got to be a tough day for that community. A lot of birds getting got. Yeah, I feel like protesting it on Thanksgiving though, I feel like you got to be a tough day for that community. A lot of birds getting got. Yeah. I feel like protesting it on Thanksgiving, though, I feel like you've got to precede Thanksgiving with the protests. You can't do it on Thanksgiving.

By that time, we've already got the birds. Those birds are already seizing. Yeah, they're dead, dog. You know what, though? Those kids, that's a core memory. So they'll never forget. Fritz will always remember the day he went vegan. Walking into the Texas game the other day, they were selling T-shirts all around the stadium that said, fuck around and find out.

All around the stadium. Why? I don't know. Okay. Like at Texas? Yeah, Texas football. Oh, okay. I think because Tech was talking a bunch of ish, you know?

Okay. And Parks was, he got a kick out of it because he gets it you know yeah just yeah kid influencer yeah okay but not like officially not like university licensed shirts no no no no all right no what was the one we did they were slinging them let it fucking rip let it fucking rip let it fucking rip yeah there's only one person still wearing that shirt it's my brother-in-law that's good good. Yeah, he wore it to an event at the Austin Q2 Stadium that was meant for children. They had a bunch of large machinery out there, just construction equipment. Oh, yeah.

Parts were one of those ones. Yeah, and he wore the Let It Fucking Rip shirt from Grandex. Probably not the best decision. Yeah. I think most of the kids were young enough they couldn't read, so it didn't truly matter. But, you know, it's a vibe. They had a Bell Biv DeVoe on one of the floats. That was kind of tight.

I for sure know who that is. Poison? That girl is poison. Okay. That song kind of slaps never trust a big butt and a smile a girl is poison is that a slapper we show that's a slapper i like it yeah certified certified slapper it's got a certification and everything really yeah okay laminated girl is poison i did something this morning boys it's good can i talk can i talk about what i did this morning yeah go this morning went on my phone uh-oh keyed up the aura app you guys know the aura app i'm extremely familiar at this point yes uh and i was like you know what i'm

gonna go in and i'm gonna add a bunch of photos to my aura frame and so i went through i didn't intentionally mean to add 69 photos to it but it it was 69 photos. And the second I updated it, I looked over at it and I had all these new photos just going across it. And I was like, oh yeah, we're living good right now. I'd like to add to that, Will, if I may. You may. Last time we talked about Oriframe, as we mentioned, it's a great gift and it is a great gift. What I didn't realize until I actually gifted an Oriframe to my father over his birthday was on Thanksgiving. So I gave it to him on thanksgiving aka his birthday what you can do is if it is a gift you can pre-load pictures onto the frame my dad not the most tech savvy person in the world 72 years old there's a little point i do them like that there's a little qr code if you peel back um like a little if you

peel back part of the the label on the exterior of box, you scan the QR code, hop in the app, and you load all the shit up. Without even opening the package, you can get the shit ready for them. Unbelievable. It's awesome. It's so easy to use. It's so quick. If you're not familiar with these, these are just awesome picture frames where you can upload your own photos via the app and put them on there. It doesn't matter if the

photos are portrait or landscape shot. It figures out a way to fit them, and they look awesome. It's just so cool. Like Dylan just said, these are great gifts for grandparents, parents, whoever, maybe a family member. It doesn't matter who it is. Everyone loves these things. We have ours sitting in our kitchen, prime real estate. And it's so nice just to see different random photos from the past. And I'm like, oh yeah, I kind of forgot about that. If you're like, it works great for like any set of grandparents. They all love it. But like Will and I, like our parents, they don't live here.

We don't see them all the time, right? So we gifted our parents who live in Dallas one last year for Christmas in Aura. And got to say say the biggest hit much in the same boat. My parents aren't tech savvy, no offense. They love it. And we'll surprise them. We'll throw something in there. They're like, Oh my God, we just saw that photo of roads and whatever outfit we bought them. And they love it. It's awesome. Today act quick through cyber Monday, which is today visit or frames.com get $40 off their bestselling Carver mat frame with code CIRCLING.

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in what world does anyone need a pong set made by yeti i guess if you're down at like the sae house or something. Why is it packaged like it's carrying... Like the nuclear? Yeah, the nuclear codes. Yeah, it's very much like... Or gold bars or something. Gold bars is a good one.

Like what in the world? Who's doing this? This is about a $950 value someone on Reddit figured out. Okay, is this something you can actually purchase right now no they're doing a giveaway right now that has seemingly gotten a lot of action on it based on what i'm seeing from their uh thing they're gonna have to make this at some point they're gonna have to sell it to a bunch of hardos that just like oh my god but but like but if you take if you take all the stuff out is it just a cooler at the end of the day? I really hope so, Dylan, but I cannot confirm or deny that. It looks...

I don't think that is a cooler. It's just a chest. You can't even play beer pong with those. You need the rebound off the plastic. I know. You can't. But it's frat to play with one of your Yetis. It's got to be a swish, Dave.

What's that sound going to be like? You can't rim it. I'm kind of... Ding! Bounce across the room. Yeah. You know i famously don't play beer pong due to the germs no because you're just not good at it i'm actually very good to run you in college all i used to shoot rough roughly 48 from deep dude i had one night where i won 16 straight games you had to drag me away from you just couldn't get off the tables. I remember I was there. Dude. Bryce and I couldn't miss.

I don't think... I think Bryce missed only once, and I think it's because, like, his girl walked in, and we just told her, like, get out of here. She distracted her. You can't be here right now. Yeah. You guys were just in the fucking zone. No wags. Yeah, for hell no. Get out of here. This is so stupid. What are your... What are you guys'

rules? If we had a beer pong if people were just all fired up for beer pong right now we're like on a bachelor party and you're fired up what rules are you enacting from from the jump when you're setting up your yet you're not your thousand dollar yeti set obviously like elbow over the line is a big one dude everyone cheats on that you can't you can't be the guy calling elbow you know what i mean you can say no elbow over the line but if you're calling elbow like i'm starting a fight with you okay hand up i'm not super good at beer pong but you know what i'm probably the best of anyone you've ever known at is flip cup i didn't ask about that i cannot be stopped at flip cup are you really not good at beer pong i'm really not what's this you sent me this video it's uh it's just some ping pong ball

dot vid yeah it's it's right there it's just a video of me being not good at beer pong can you not put the stuff in the company slack jeez i'm so good at flip cup i'll smoke your ass dude you're pretty good at flip cup myself you have no idea do you guys ever do i do flip cup only with yetis dude it's the loudest imagine well that is just that is a chaotic scene it would be so loud so annoying we can now turn it down like that's the worst that's the worst yeti thing to replace for yeti yeah these are like actual yeti ramblers in this loud as fuck it comes with the lids and everything it's so stupid this is so stupid are you okay like i actually think that when you like pretty much every single giveaway in austin is like a yeti no matter what you go to i bet they had a yeti

deal at the fucking tech game the other night if you live in austin don't buy yeti you will just acquire them do not buy a single yeti yeah what like do you ever fall like do you ever do the deals at stadiums or like arenas or wherever where it's like oh for 36 you can get your play at match play we did them all the time yeah but i feel like a match play we got it for free buy your first cocktail for 67 and then you the next the next one will cost 28 like then you also have to carry it around the entire day yeah every guy that had one was like yeah i probably should have done that i got i got a little worked up when we walked in yeah i've been that guy like ut baseball used to

put out dope ass yetis all the time it's like yeah i don't really want to go to the ut game buy a yeti and then carry this yeti around the entire time so many if i show up at my house with another yeti or yeti adjacent item i'm gonna be in trouble i want to see no room like you know how like all the you go like nurses get roasted for stanley cups all the time yeah currently like i want i want the backers to open up their yeti cupboard and just send us their yeti photos because my yeti cupboard is completely full at this point mine's a little embarrassing i actually prefer the turvis right now i got the little johns you know y'all make fun of i got two of those the cute those are too

small yeah those are silly it's perfect one do you do that to make yourself look bigger yeah again i acquired them. They were at some function that I went to, and I was like, I'll take a couple. Oh, this guy goes to functions. It's a gala or some shit. Wow, dude. That's awesome, dude. Dude, let's go out this weekend.

There's a gala happening. I didn't get to go out at all this weekend. I didn't know either, man. I wanted to go out so bad. Let's do Kelly soon. The weather's prime for it. There was talk of a blackout Wednesday, as the kids call it, meetup with Brett and co. And then I saw that the people he was going to be with were, they were already out at

like three o'clock on Wednesday. And I was like, oh, I'm not going to do a meetup. I didn't even throw a text out i was like yeah those guys are already getting into it yeah who's here dude i love i love like the holiday vibe where you just never know it's gonna be go creepily pull the curtain yeah go do it like very don't give him a creep dude go give him a creep of course. Oh, come on. Dude, who is it? Who's in the office? Who's at HQ right now? So it's a lady.

She's a lady. There are two people. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, listeners. Dude, Brett's just having a party out here. She's like a solicitor. Do you think they heard that there's a crazy event happening here? She's trying to sell us. I don't want to say anything mean.

Like a dishwasher? We don't need a dishwasher. What was that door-to-door makeup company that a lot of women got involved in? Mary Kay? Is it? You could get a pink Cadillac if you sold like $100 million. Dude, so one of the first times I ever went to Texas, I was with my dad and he owned a retail store.

So he was on a buying trip in Dallas. And we stayed at the Renaissance Hotel, which is very close to the mart but they were having a a big convention there for everyone that had like been like a top mary k seller yeah the entire parking lot was filled with pink cadillacs the entire parking lot it was so weird i was like texas is weird as fuck it's 120 degrees here and there's pink cadillacs everywhere like what where am i i wouldn't want my cadillac to be pink you get it painted if it's yours i mean if you're in gta you could bitch that's right one star get off me i always got uh i always just got candy paint on my caddy really yeah that's

tight it's a problem it's just dripping all over the parking lot you just leave a trail of paint behind you yeah i get it till eventually i just ran out of paint yeah it's like just good it dries at some point dry yeah yeah hey can i can i talk to you guys real quick about a real throwaway story right now yes um did are you guys aware that netflix is doing like an actual squid game thing yeah i am i haven't watched it but i'm aware of um uh one i'm all in like mr beast did a squid game thing that was actually pretty good i know he's pretty controversial right now but i thought that video was kind of wild uh so now netflix is doing squid game the challenge if they don't have ct there then they're just messing up are they allowed to call it the challenge i don't feel like they're not allowed to call this the challenge i'm going

to contact my people at mtv oh yeah that's interesting but now the players that are that have been doing this are complaining because they want to be compensated for the injuries that they sustained during this like one dude got hypothermia and his like hand turned purple and shit my god like i'm not trying to be crass or anything but i think it's absolutely ridiculous that you do the squid game and then you try to get like compensation so they don't kill them when they get knocked down i don't think that people are dead otherwise i don't think they'd have a case to get like you know their estate maybe the state of the disease like hey you froze my my husband you froze him you froze him he clearly didn't cold plunge and his hand turned purple imagine not cold plunging i couldn't do it could not i couldn't do it i could i absolutely could not do it

I couldn't do it. I absolutely could not do it. Can you imagine going on Squid Game and just sitting there? You know that you have to outlast everybody in order to get the money, and that's the only point of it. And then you get done, and you're complaining about it?

Just figure it out. Yeah, the odds were stacked against you going in. These pledges are the shittiest pledges in the world. Shit's embarrassing. And honestly, is there a... There's not like... Assuming they don't actually take the life of these people, like what's the real incentive other than money?

Like at least the other one you have, like don't die. I don't even know if I want to watch this. I don't want to see these softies go through with this. People on the challenge don't complain when they get eliminated I'm still watching season 28 of Survivor do you guys like to join me? it's electric

I'm still working my way through Suits, I'm almost at the final season I'm almost done with the Irishman I'm almost done with Sweets stop watching the Irishman Dave, you've already watched it once it's way too long that movie stinks. You just don't get it. Hey, who sent us the

friendship bracelets? Rachel. I was going to wait until we had cameras. I'm wearing mine anyway. That's how much I'm a friend of Rachel. We're all wearing your friendship bracelet right now. We are officially friends. You're our backer of the week. That's during content week too, which is really cool. She also sent us a mug that's fantastic and a

sweet note uh backer of the backer of the week for sure congratulations yeah yeah that's true that's fair you're a backer out there and you want to dunk on rachel feel free to do so but she made his friendship bracelet so it's gonna be hard to do it's very sweet what does yours say mine says bing bong what's does yours say? Mine says Wilmont's. Dave? Mine says double down. No, it says oink oink. Oh.

Is that because you do Venmo Rachel all the time? Yeah, it just clearly just gets a stream of my cash. Did you pay for these? She calls out Randy in her little note, by the way. Ooh-wee! Do you read it? Yeah. Apparently there's a DM waiting on Randy that someone hasn't checked. Oh, yeah, I didn't see it. Has someone hasn't checked yet if we kicked it to randy right if randy was here right now we kicked it to him there's no way he'd

even talk right now he's he tells no hopefully uh no hopefully he responds to it better than he did brett's text yeah what what was that i don't know he's going through i clearly knew what brett was why brett was texting that video. I was like, oh, I'm not going to give it away. We'll probably talk about it unless it's too awful. We should just pull them in here, throw them in front of the mics, and just like, all right, hash it out. Can we get Taffer? We get Taffer in here.

No, that's – well, who would we get? We have to have somebody to make it fair for Randy. Gordon Ramsay? Dragon Ball Z guy? Sure. have to have somebody to make it fair like for randy um dragon ball z guy sure i can go can we get mr beast who's randy's nemesis oh does oh do we need randy's nemesis randy's nemesis would probably be oh that's a good that's a good question randy's pretty likable i don't know we need to think of his nemesis to get him in here sometime we could just get james in here yeah yeah we can yeah we need more james in this scenario randy and brett have this friend named james and i think he's an untapped content machine big do a leap of fan oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah he likes this if you ever want to see do a leap of videos on your timeline every day just just follow James. Just see what Selena posted yesterday.

Dude, that's what... So people were freaking out about that because they were saying that Selena posted this thing on the day that Taylor Swift announced this thing. And now she posted this thing on a day where she... It was like, okay, guys, maybe we're taking it too far. I can't follow the drums, man. So she just posts those... It's too much.

Like, you know, I love Taylor. I got nothing but love for Taylor Swift. She's probably gonna be number one on my rap this year again. But like, it's too much. You know I love Taylor. I got nothing but love for Taylor Swift. She's probably going to be number one on my rap this year again, but it's too much. Is that a thing? Like Selena just dumps them out on Instagram every time Taylor's doing a drop? Fuck yeah. That'd be funny. That's a good bit.

It's a really good bit. Grand Prairie Gopher. All right. Okay. Let's get out of here. Bye.