Circling Back - Beluga Whales With GoPros & The Succession Finale

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from aust, Texas. My name's Will DeFries to my left. David, that dog. Rough. You like that one? That's so stupid. Look at him. Hey, thanks, man. I wanted to give a shout out to an unnamed actor. I'm going to let you guys guess.

This actor, 82, is expecting a child with his girlfriend who is 29 you've seen this we discussed it before you got his girlfriend brad yeah happy birthday bullet of course i'm talking about the one the only al pacino i saw 83 i thought well per the u.s sun look 82 or 83 not a not a huge difference yeah still old still nuts have you um still a bag of bones did by any chance this circulate in a group text of yours not affiliated with this company and uh the young lady's instagram might have been found and discussed that's my question how does al pacino just stumble upon a 29-year-old? It's a very good question. I know it's Al Pacino, but it just seems weird to me. I just want to know how these transactions are made.

It's not like he got a DM from her on Instagram, or he did, and he was just like, oh. You got to think, well, never mind. It's probably not fair to speculate, she's probably saw this as a uh oh uh a money play you don't think she loves al pacino why because she got boned oh that's good do you think he said play not shot do you think he did the piece by inches uh speech right before i don't know what to say really man if I'm getting boners at 82, that's a good life. Yeah. That's a good life.

The technology's there, Dylan. You're getting them at 39. How do you know? Because you've been talking about it nonstop. Yeah, you've talked about how neutrophil makes you horny as fuck. It's legitimately part of your personality. Yeah. Yeah, you're in the horny chair.

Dylan, the eighth chair. Chivalry. The urge. What? The absolute urge to discuss season three, if I think you should leave, is very real. I'm not going to do it. I want to do it. I'm not doing it.

He hasn't watched any. I've watched two episodes, David. We haven't given people the opportunity to watch. I honestly think it's, I can't believe that you guys are watching more than two episodes at a time. It seems reckless. I did two in like like plus maybe a couple minutes yeah i mean doing doing more than two episodes like you guys are robbing yourself of a lot of future enjoyment no yeah this is the kind of show you can just watch over and over no i'm not built

like that randy knows he's a yeah randy's gonna be spending a lot of time on the couch how long okay so we had succession we'll get to we'll talk about succession at length in a little bit how long after succession are you allowed to put spoilers on the tl oh this is this is controversial okay here's the thing i ask because there's a second part to this question when it's a show that everyone is talking about and there's been a series finale that you got to think people watch, you know, on time. Plus, if you hop on Twitter right after that show drops, you have to expect you're going to see some shit. Okay.

So, like, Lasso wrapped up last night. And, like, I'm trying to avoid – I'm not, like, super into the spoilers for this, but, like, I'm trying to avoid – I'm not like super into the spoilers for this, but like I'm trying to avoid spoilers in a way. I feel like a Tuesday finale is much different than a Sunday finale. Sunday finale, it's like you have no excuse not to watch. Tuesday though, you know Tuesday gets out of hand sometimes. Crap. I don't want to spoil Lasso for you,

but I did see that he goes to eat dinner with his family inside of a diner and gets assassinated by some guy sitting at the bar. Fuck. The screen goes black. Really? I did spoil it for you, yes. But it's kind of open-ended. Does he die? Does he die or not?

We don't know. I don't know. Does the guy walking toward him kill him? I didn't interpret it as anyone getting assassinated. I have yet to see any cowboy stuff in this lasso show you gotta think it's coming at some point gross you know i've been calling the ted lasso finale the ted lasso finally because finally this shit's fucking over i never watched it people really like it i'm not gonna shit it's a feel-good show i will i'm going

to give it a chance if it's like your number one show like you might need to watch some other tv make sure you catch that it's a feel-good watch that bottle episode's absolute heat shut up dude is that the fly you're such a little bitch about your bottle episodes i can't handle a bottle episode you don't like it when they deviate from the no i've always said man there might be a little dust on the bottle. Don't let it fool you about what's inside. Typically, AAC alcohol is better. As he polishes off his bing bong. I'm on my bong grind in a hard way lately.

I've replaced our Nespresso. I'm on my bong grind in a hard way lately is the sentence you just said. I've replaced our Nespresso with a coffee pot. We're taking it back no more coffee of the future we're only doing historic coffee now we're on that drip drip you know what you should do if you want the exact same cup of coffee that's just harder to make but more like you know snooty what you could do is do pour over coffee why would i do that i just i literally

just told you that i bought a coffee machine it's more difficult to make it takes longer uh you make less at a time does taste better but no it doesn't it does it's the same thing as drip no it's not it's the exact same process no it's not use your brain it's not i am using my brain what are you talking about this guy's trying to make oh dude oh man another episode of circling back where fucking dylan mansplains coffee to me i'm making fun of pour over coffee because it's it's going backwards in technology just to make the same cup that drip will it's much easier and it makes a bigger no you have a machine that's like no are you saying that the process the processes are identical i'm saying that one of them you're filtering hot water through coffee grounds, and the other one, you're filtering hot water through coffee grounds. It's the exact same process, yes.

Wow. Interesting. One of them is just you're doing it manually, analog versus digital. I don't like that you're saying that poor people are over. It's kind of disrespectful of you. I'm sorry to poor people. They weren't supposed to be there? Yeah.

What's your problem? They might not have some of the same opportunities you were afforded in life man they weren't important is that what you're saying i'm trying to place a reference and i can't but there's something it's a visual pod you should watch it on. You could really see how the tension in here is super thick. I don't get it. Did you do something to your car? There's something different about your car. I saw some stickers on the driver's side windows.

Oh, it's a car sticker there. See, this is – okay. Okay. So we're going to do it or we're not going to do it. If we're going to talk the show, then let's talk the show. Are you guys ready? Let's get into it. Are you guys ready for Will's five-star review?

Of the week. Yeah. Are you ready for this? I got a couple. I got a couple. I'm going to do one just because I want to give shouts to a new backer out there, okay?

His name is CNAST27. Five stars. I'm all in. I wrote the title. I wrote the title of the review because i can hear will reading it with such pizzazz i listened to rbp for five years i love the culture surrounding the old grand x crew so you guys were my rbp hall pass and i'm hooked oh we stole him from rbp i enjoy every episode i'm not picking up on some of the inside jokes i can't wait for what the future holds. What a fun time for this fella. You know?

He's about to be feasting. Do we steal your podcast? Oh. Oh, he take your feed. Oh, hey, Wass. Might want to come get seen nasty 27. Wass. Seen nasty.

Didn't have time to listen to both episodes. Ross, of course, a new father. Shout out to his child. Yeah, please support new father. Shout out to his child. Please support Ross as well as he has a child. What a fun time. He's just picking up on all the jokes, the

dumb shit we had to say. It's now finally registering. He's going through the loading phase. It's fun to see a review of someone

mid-load. This dude's mid-load right now. Yeah, dude. He's mid-Lothian. Don't reference mid-Lothian. Shout out Flounder.

Dude, we got another one from our boy Connor. It says, country boy Will is out, jam band Will is in. There's a really good reference here. Let's see if you pick up on it, okay? Wow, Conhead, stand up. Perhaps two of the longest standing habits of my life

are listening to Circling Back every week and listening to every live Goose show. The fact that these worlds have recently collided is very chill. Shout out Will. Catch me off them early birds at the next goose show player we call that added value in the in the media business early birds we did not pay him to leave that review yeah it's a good review though that's very cool well if you're uh so intrigued go check out patreon patreon.com

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off are we ready i'm dylan it's look it's wednesday already i'm trying to think what i did over the weekend it's been a minute figure Figure it out. Randy, go. All right. You want me to go? I'll be quick because I did very little. I took park swimming, which was – actually, I took my swimming twice. That was excellent. I had a great time.

I grilled out a little bit. You posted a shirtless grunt. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you went shirtless. You went tarp off for the boys. I went trap on them. What does that mean? It was a trap day yeah it was trap day uh i did i did get what does that mean first time it was people thirst trap people accuse me of thirst trap oh sorry okay sorry i thought

there was a new term out there that you're going to run into the ground good check it out at De Chivary on the Grom. What are you doing? Okay. Other than that. Check it out where? At De Chivary. Thank you. There it is. Spent some time with some family.

My sister and brother-in-law were in town. And my little nieces who are excellent. So cute. And that's pretty much it man uh my friends were out of town for a lot of the weekend so i didn't have a whole lot of friend time which hopefully i'll make up with that soon i want to go find some yeah that's great man that's really nice of you to say what'd that boy get into we went up to duncanville Texas, Friday morning, Friday night. Mommy and daddy, I'm daddy and mommy is my wife. We went to dinner in East Dallas. I want to give

a shout out to Mot Hai Ba. It is a Vietnamese fusion restaurant in East Dallas, Lakewood area. Nice little place, very phenomenal. And, um, I read something that's interesting, fun, Vietnamese food, uh, in cool digs, which is right because it is a cool spot with a cool bar. Highly recommend Saturday. However, I finally got back on the golf course, played a Tierra Verde, Tierra Verde, as some might call it. Arlington Way, just south of the ballpark. Good time. Greens weren't great. What'd that score do?

91. Okay. Okay. 91. Okay. The triple on the par five second hole just never really recovered. Wasn't happy. I love an early triple.

You gotta get it out of the way. You don't. Or you just don't. Ideally, you never have a triple wow that's my handicap will be carded triple uh rest of the weekend family stuff the grandparents the in-laws did some swimming in the pool my parents uh my dad's pool still chugging along a thing has given him so much hell throughout the years just total beating but he's maintained it so shout out to him um then saturday night or sunday night i guess it was

he's like hey you want to watch this uh movie it's a mark walberg movie i was like okay fuck yeah you ever watch shooter yeah of course so i was not familiar with Shooter. Oh. And I'll be brief. Phenomenal. It's a fun movie. It's a fun movie. Yeah. The Marine sniper, Patsy, for an assassination.

Wow. Weird. Almost like I've heard that before. But good movie. Mark Wahlberg, I was surprised. So shout out to him. What are you surprised about? If he was on that plane.

You're right. It wouldn't have gone down that way you're damn right bad choice of words for mark not me i'm just saying what he said i want to know what way he thinks it would have gone down of course the thing here is that the plane did tragically go down and he is of course saying that he could have stopped it had he been on the plane more than one plane mark walberg's like five seven if that he's in good shape nothing wrong with the short he whips my ass most likely but i just don't i just don't like zuckerberg beats dylan's ass yeah you might want to walk he did the murph i don't give a shit about the murph oh wow okay sorry to the family of the deceased seal that it's named after go ahead don't is it really yeah

did not know michael murphy but i don't get let me rephrase i don't give a shit about zuck doing the murph okay fucking squid disrespectful well you got 43 seconds to top that. Friday, went out Dave Ruffway, went to Dallas, Texas, went to Dos Equis Pavilion, grabbed some kolaches from Check Stop on the way, goaded. Two Xs. Yeah, dude, I love West Coma. I feel like I'm home when I'm there. And so, yeah, hit that dead show.

What a playlist. What a second set. You got to love to see it. What did you think of the second set? I mean, going playing in the band, Uncle John's's band we got all on the watchtower like we were feasting out there yeah i wanted to play i wanted to play that one joint that i love so much yeah that's fact i just skipped it like all right whatever yeah that's facts dog then new devil goes down to georgia you know bob was up there just absolutely shredding now that's fast as he does

that's facts well i gotta tell you that was a great weekend thank you thank you thank you i finished off my weekend by watching season four episode 10 of succession series finale what a time to be alive nothing happened i didn't like it shut up brett just kidding we didn't get brett's take on the finale we it would have been fun to dunk on him yeah brett brett just walks in yeah dude typical succession episode nothing happened was that the last was that the penultimate he thought nothing happened yeah and famously penultimate episodes have nothing happen in them ever traditionally the most boring episodes ever no moving parts well

what dave skip ahead if you haven't watched it nothing really crazy oh yeah go to the description notes and uh and make sure you skip ahead if you haven't watched if you haven't watched your native to answer your original question about spoilers if i think twitter it's free just you if if you have to watch delayed, you just know you can't get on social media. Yeah, but the people that put it on mid-episode are trash. I don't understand people who live tweet a show like that. Yeah, yeah. It bothers me that they're taking away

from their enjoyment of the show. The age of live tweeting during shows in the streaming era, you can't just live tweet dramas like this. No, no, no. I also think that you know what you're doing. If you go out there and you put a spoiler on the TL, you know what you're doing. Like I think you need to at least let it breathe for an hour, maybe the entire evening. I'm not saying you have to, but you should.

If you have a following. Yeah. There's some people out there putting on their Instagram story and shit. I'm like, what are you doing? How'd you guys feel about it? Felt good. Felt real good. I loved it it i think if you go back and check the receipts i think a lot of my theories panned out for this season which makes me happy

as that never happens to me i'm never right right as the episode ended i thought hmm okay i really liked that um nothing like nothing there were no wild twists i I don't think. Nothing like wild, wild. The wildest twist would be Shiv pulling out the you killed someone card. So my immediate reaction was like, I feel like it was missing something big, but then I got to thinking more about it. And I was like, actually, that was perfect how it all played out. And I appreciated it more like a couple hours after the episode ended. I don't think it'll go down as like the greatest finale of all time or anything. But I think that it wrapped up in a way that satisfied me enough

to the point where I'm like, okay, great show. Great show. Yeah, I thought it was a good finale. It wasn't the best finale I've ever seen, but in an age of shows botching entire last seasons and finales, did quite well for itself. And while I am bummed that I don't have this on Sunday night to watch anymore, kind of nice knowing that there's not going to be a bad season. There's not going to be like, okay, they should have ended this moment. Because four seasons is perfect.

No, no no not perfect i think i feel like i feel like they did so much and they did you know all that stuff like season the final season was like what a two-week period or something like i think the whole series happened over just a matter of a few months making tv time i have no clue. Couldn't tell you. No, I liked the HBO series that go six seasons with a split at the end. I think they have a good formula there. But if we got more than this season,

it would have sucked because we would have had the writer's chart to deal with. We would have had a bunch of shit we didn't want to deal with. That's a very good point. And plus, it leaves you wanting more, which is probably good for its legacy. You didn't want to deal with that's a very good point and plus it leaves you wanting more which is probably good for its legacy you know you don't want to be

a walking dead i'm glad that they didn't do yeah sorry randy you're gonna catch strays man sorry kj stop watching me uh it's your problem it's your problem the a lot of people were really in on the greg is gonna somehow swoop into this and i'm so glad they didn't do that because it would have made no sense whatsoever it would have absolutely tanked the stock price. I mean, no offense to anyone who actually had that theory, but you're kind of a dumbass. There's no way that this series... If this series ended with Greg being the CEO, I think it would have kind of cheapened everything that happened up to that point. Am I the only dumbass who didn't realize that Greg was just straight up Tom's assistant this

whole time? I thought he had a bigger role in the company than that i know he didn't have like a like a c-suite role but i thought he was somewhere between assistant and you assistants don't fire people right so like i it doesn't really make sense to me yeah so when they we talked about when they talked about him as tom's assistant i was like um he's much lower level than i realized this whole time something i've learned throughout the years is that a lot of times assistants executive assistants they do a lot more they do a lot of shit that's outside the scope of their uh their job description yeah some might say fair to say but they don't lay off 40 people at once like he did you know that's like that's that's an aggressive move dude if i got let go by an assistant i'd tell

the assistant while they were letting me go, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not firing me. I need someone official to do this. No offense to all the assistants out there, but I don't think the assistants want to be firing people. That's not what you signed up for. I feel like I floated this theory yesterday,

and no one gave me anything, so I probably shouldn't bring it up on the show, but I felt like they shot Tom at angles toward the end of the season that made him appear bigger and broader i know he's already a tall guy but i just felt like he looked larger uh in the last few episodes yeah could be nothing to that i didn't notice that but maybe something to it i love that it's tom i think it makes sense I think it not having any of the kids get it is there's something satisfying about that

but there's also something that's a bummer that Kendall didn't get it and the power dynamic and the relationship with he and Shiv really shifted and that was great to see

it's interesting it's interesting and as they're driving off final scene and he puts his hand out for her and it was his like alright you gotta kiss the ring it was like his moment of like look we both know what happened just now and i i need a little

bit more respect in this relationship he's the relationships done there it's it's it's sad like to think about the long term like what that's going to look like now she is she's married to the ceo um that's kind of like the path, you know, her mom. She doesn't want to turn into her mom because her mom is a terrible mother. They're going to have a kid. It's just sad all around, man. I think the only person that really could be in a good place, it seems like Roman was the only one who might be kind of happy

just going back to his old drinking and whoring days. Yeah, they don't have to worry about how this was all going to play out anymore i don't need to worry about literally anything like didn't they each get four bill from this about yeah yeah rumsrock and 13 dollar walmart teas i don't know if you saw that boys that's a boys tea boys yeah that shows you how much of a tiny man he is. He's a tiny man. I thought the scene in the side office during the vote when they stepped out, when Shiv ran out, that was like the scene, I thought, because it all kind of just hit the fan at that point.

And then as Shiv leaves the room to go put her vote in, and it's just Roman and Kendall, and Roman has the, dude, we're bullshit. Like, you know we're not cut out for this. This is better in other hands. You know it. I know it. Everyone around here knows it.

We're bullshit. My retort to that, if I were Kendall, would be, yeah, like, but it's kind of like being president. You just got to choose a bunch of smart-ass people to surround you and run the show while you just act as a figurehead that makes everyone feel fuzzy. But also, aside from, like, not being able to run a business, make important decisions, Kendall is a fucking disaster of a human being. Dude, you only killed a guy. Like, what's the big deal? That was also part of what Roman was saying. He was a waiter.

Like, big deal. That was a good moment. Finally, someone admitted that they're not cut out for this. Shiv did what Tom did, or Tom said. She kept the information, and she took it out and beat Kendall in the face with it. Yeah. What information? Did he kill the guy?

He didn't really kill a guy, though. Maybe manslaughtered a guy. He was just there. How did that go down again? I'm trying to remember. The kid was driving, right? They pulled off into the river. Kendall didn't kill the kid.

I mean, he was there and didn't report it. Or was Kendall driving? We should probably know this. Probably a big deal. He fucking killed a guy, whatever'll kill you bitch i don't think you will yeah i don't think i will both men were on drugs yeah and andrew was the one who grabbed the wheel and drove them off the bridge despite kendall being in the driver's seat ah oh see how do you tell him that though see this is it's not cut and dry it's not like he they get it you have to have some kind of intent yeah i don't think he killed the kid

no he could have stopped it yeah very good point um yeah someone in the office might have might have um been anticipating a really really bad ending for kendall as he sat on the on the bench looking at the water okay is that person if they're on the show right now if they'd like so in that same discussion between the three kids when was like I'm gonna I'm gonna vote against you and he's like he's like begging her basically I need this he says I I'm gonna die without this he was a cog built for one machine I'm gonna die without this I might die whatever he said yes in the final scene when he's walking off and and sitting next to the East River or wherever they were in New York and the music like the last five seconds were silent the music stops part of me was wondering if he's going to

pull out a weapon and off himself dude he's not good they're not going to end a series with someone blowing their brains out that would have been it's too much crazier things have happened i know but it's just so aggressive i was like oh shit oh shit oh shit and then it went black and i was like oh thank god like there would be people that are so into the show that they would like follow in Kendall's footsteps then HBO or I guess Max whatever would have to like like figure out the PR there I'm not the only one who who had that thought I promise you he's he's the only one I've seen so unstable I feel like

more more likely that he would have just jumped into the water something he's yeah there's been a lot of water around Kendall this season. Yeah, what if he did a pencil? He just hits like a- Flying squirrel. Straight up flying, yeah. What if he does a method grab and just hits the fucking water? The only thing that could bring him back is if he just nailed a gainer.

That'd be so sick. Gainers always scared me as a kid. Yeah, don't do a gainer. They're dangerous. Don't do a gainer, yeah. I see people doing them like above the age of 30 and it's gainer. They're dangerous. Don't do a gainer, yeah. I see people doing them above the age of 30 and it's just dangerous. Where does Succession rank

for you guys all time in terms of shows for you? It's definitely top five. It's probably somewhere around two to three, I think. I think it's in the five to ten range for me. I think I'm in the same boat as you, think. I think it's in the five to ten range for me. I think I'm in the same boat as you, Dave.

I think it's definitely a top show of all time for me, but I think if I really sat down and gauged my enjoyment of shows, I think it would be closer to five than it is to ten, but I don't know if it's cracking top five. It's one of the only shows I've ever finished and thought to myself immediately, I'm definitely going to rewatch this at some point. It'll be very, very rewatchable. I think so too.

I think I'm going to try to wait as long as I can to rewatch it. I think I'll pick up on things I missed the first time around because like we've discussed, the dialogue is very confusing at times. You're also not that bright. So like you probably missed a lot the first time around too. I'm also very stupid. That's true. What's going to happen to Hugo?

Hugo? I think he's – He's getting smoked smoked didn't he hugo's fucked he got rid of carolina right yeah he's probably saying dame mas carolina right now no no hugo because he he put the word in with kindle before the vote went down he goes hey i think you should get rid of carolina and then as they're walking up um i guess it's kindle or somebody says hey where's carolina it was tom and hugo hugo was like i don't know yeah tom when hugo went to congratulate him on uh his new position just kind of looked at him and said where's carolina yeah i think hugo got rid of her no i think i think he's looking for Carolina. Because Carolina, I guess they have similar roles.

So he's getting rid of Hugo. Hugo is Kendall's guy. No, I think Hugo orchestrated a plan to get rid of Carolina before the vote went down or something like that. Oh, okay. So he would be the only option left. Well, she's coming back. I don't give a fuck about carolina okay hey carolina bye-bye bye or welcome back i don't really care what was the significance of roman letting kindle

like smushes cut i don't know if there's a solid answer to that i think there's a i think there's different takes here i think there's a take that he was rubbing his wound into the shoulder to open it up there's i think there were takes out there that kendall was burying his head into his shoulder and opening it up himself like i don't really know it was it was a little masochistic and weird i couldn't make sense kind of hot i thought they were gonna start kissing i don't know what i'm talking about i'm just talking it was weird roman has just been a wreck yeah yeah like like anyone that thought he was taken over has uh scaled back that take probably did it around the penultimate episode where he shit the bed figuratively yeah are you guys satisfied with the season overall i thought it was the best of the best season

yeah i thought it was excellent very good very very good i'm not ready to give it that really but i also don't have a season picked out as my favorite i thought it was heater after heater i think season two was technically my favorite if i actually looked at all the episodes is that the one that ended on the yeah the one that ended on the boat okay i thought two episodes this season were some of the best episodes i had ever seen who's gonna win the award who's gonna get who's gonna get like who's who's definitely winning an award this season uh roman is gonna win an award and possibly kendall as well i think kendall deserved more than roman i think both deserve uh some notoriety here though i think kendall gets overlooked because he's been

consistently good yeah throughout the last like the entire series where not that roman was bad but like he was kind of like really didn't have any depth to him until his dad died and then it was like oh he's got some range good job roman's war this season was a big improvement on previous wins above replacement the logan death episode and the funeral episode are the two episodes i mentioned recent or i just mentioned that the best some of the best i'd ever seen some of the best acted episodes i'd ever seen in television i thought they were like i agree with the acting portion i just simply didn't enjoy the like i i think the funeral stuff was too –

it was so dark that I think I just had trouble actually enjoying it, if that makes sense. Did you think that there was anything to – or that it would maybe change how Tom viewed Mattson and his offer after he told him like, hey, I think I'm going to bone your wife or your – because that was a really, really awkward thing. Mattson's such scum. I have to admit I read this really awkward so that's in such scum i have to

i have to admit i read this theory so it's not mine but that was a test for for tom like can you take this bullshit from me because i expect you to take a lot of bullshit from people that you're going to be my ceo you ready to get cucked yeah like if you can handle this and take that in stride then you can probably take a lot more that's a good that's a good theory i'll take that in stride, then you can probably take a lot more. That's a good theory. I'll take that. Good theory that you stole. I also think that he definitely wants to, though. For sure.

I don't know. For sure. Mattson's got the horny pregnant gene, for sure. Yeah, that's true. I mean, he might wait, but that's going to be awkward at company Christmas parties and stuff. Just knowing that they're asking about brothers?

Well, yeah. And like, hey, remember at a time I like – Well, Tom's cheated before. No, I know. Well, depending on how you look at it. I don't know if he actually cheated because it was a closed circuit. Oh, I mean more so like, hey, CEO, remember that time I led your wife to believe that she was going to be the CEO?

Yeah. And then at the last minute I picked you and now you're just sitting here at the Christmas party party just a weird dynamic yeah it's true it's true what do you think they do their christmas dude i think they both want to be a part of the c-suite that's good yeah that's pretty good that's good good come joke i have no more i'm happy with the. I think awards are deserved all around. And yeah. Yeah.

Loved it. Yeah. Loved it. Man, my Sundays are really going to be looking for more. Mm-hmm. But what if I could tell everyone at home that they could get their own Sunday? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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sunday.com slash steam at checkout that's 50 off your first box at get sunday.com slash steam let's go to sweden matt's in Swedish? What's he? Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's Russian spy whales. Let's fucking go. And they've made it to Sweden. I love this shit.

Yas. Yas. Yeah. An alleged former spy. I'm from Sweden. A spy whale has been spotted at the coast of Sweden. I don't like that they're weaponizing belugas. They're just the cutest whale, dog.

It's named Vladimir. It was first spotted off Northwest coast in 2019. And now what? It's a combination of the Norwegian word for whale, which is val, and the Russian president,

Vladimir Putin. Familiar with him, David? Yeah. There's some people out there putin you familiar with him david yeah there's some people out there say you look like him you've heard that theory that's why i have to keep the stash i don't get mistaken i've even heard of like there's like a famous person that actually had this theory one time did i look like vladimir putin yeah oh yeah yeah she was very famous to put gopro cameras on these fuckers yeah how do youers? Yeah, how do you outfit a spy whale? How do you tell a whale where to swim to to collect this information? You have faith in the whale.

I don't have faith in a beluga whale. Well, you know they're like migratory patterns, and you're like, okay, well, we can probably figure out what area this thing's going to be in. People who study this shit don't. It seems like an inexact science to me. Like what, okay, like what are they looking for? Tanks?

Or not tanks, sorry, subs? Like we're constantly looking for subs on youtube.com slash circling back. We'll make that happen. But if you're looking for subs, like it's not like they're going to be able to like lock in on a submarine and like watch it. I guess if you can move the camera yourself

you see the top comment on here license to krill dude that's good that's good should we do some headlines right now that's solid i don't know we can top that man yeah it's true i read something that gave me some pause it was that um like they've when they found this thing they looked at like the camera and the attachment it said like in russian property and of saint petersburg or made in saint petersburg it's like why would you put that on yeah like that's a that's bad spying right i feel like you shouldn't have had that on there i mean it's probably they probably know who's up to this or maybe it's uh yes ukraine trying to throw them off the scent a little bit false flag false beluga flag like oh look it says saint peters Petersburg right there.

It's not us, dog. Wow. Hand off. I like that. So you're just accusing the people of Ukraine? Operation Beluga. I'm just throwing a theory out there that... Can you go on record

of whether or not you support Ukraine? I support Ukraine. Okay. Okay. I don't support Russia right now. Tell you that. They're so sketch, man. Dude, I've been saying that

dude they've been mega sus lately why'd you turn into noho hank when you said that they're so sketch dog so sketch there's no sketch i'll tell you that dude they've been so sus it's so weird yeah for sure like dude they've been moving like snakes lately now that you mention it chechnya is is also mega sus they yeah i've been calling them sketchnia lately because they've been fucking i don't want that smoke that is some smoke yeah i feel like they downplayed and barry should we edit what i just said i don't know it's up to you man there's been a few things um by the way i've got like three left and bar. And I'm trying to figure out a way to craft a no-ho Hank Halloween costume. You have to shave the head.

You're going to have to get the razor out. I'll buzz your entire body. Alyssa said that eyebrows may not grow back or something. Yes, they do. They'll grow back. They'll grow back. With Nutrafol. I think it's going to be a slow process.

Yeah, we have enough sponsors that aid in this. They'll definitely grow back. You can do the microblading thing, whatever they do. She just doesn't want to see you for like a month just hairless, which I understand. Hello, Alyssa. It'd be like sleeping next to a big baby. Like a big beluga whale?

Yeah. Beluga whales are kind of... Are beluga whales the no-ho hanks of the ocean? You could double as a beluga whale if you have two different parties you got to go to on halloween oh yeah let's say let's just hypothetically say that the beluga whale can talk like noho hank and it gets caught by the swedish people uh for spying what what would it say in response to getting caught as a spy? He's asking you to do some beluga comedy. And no pressure, but you need to execute.

I don't think I know what a beluga whale sounds like. It talks like no ho hey. I pictured them very dolphin-esque. That's my dolphin. If you take away their big foreheads, they have a face like a dolphin look at this picture just a dolphin with a mega forehead yeah a dump truck ass really yeah whales have dump trucks they're cute man they're not that cute they're not that cute they're the most cuddly of all the whales so yeah but whales whales aren't that cuddly. They're huge. Ever since we did the orca segment, my IG discover is nothing.

Every other video is just dudes fishing and then like orcas just fucking with them. Are you sure that's not just because you're friends with Flounder? It might be. He's been in Southern Florida. I just don't know if their migratory patterns bring them there, maybe do you ever

wonder if flounder is a russian spy clay would be the worst spy i don't know man that dude can infiltrate any friend group he wants it's true with this true i would like to see him get in get on the inside yeah which he famously can do um i like i think that like it's a matter of record that we have weaponized dolphins like that's a thing like dolphins yeah didn't we put like lasers on them or some shit and we also gave him tommy guns also feel like that the gopro camera like there's something they're using that's not a gopro i feel like the tech is there i was gonna say that also you camera, like there's something they're using that's not a GoPro. I feel like the tech is there. I was going to say that also. You know what I mean? There's got to be something better.

This is someone playing a prank, I think. Yeah, I don't think this thing's actually a spy. A GoPro. Plus, does a GoPro camera, does it send information back or does it just collect it on a card? Dude, I think it just records. I don't know. Do we have a video guy that knows the answer to this?

You know what I mean? There's not a SIM card. Can you stream it back to its source? It's called a swim card there. In the newer ones, you might be able to stream it. I mean, I feel like they probably could do it live on it, but the one that we have here, no. It's all on the card.

Yeah, we know. That was a pretty mid-answer from Randy. I think he answered it. My answer opinion is maybe. Okay. Yeah, I mean, look. Thank you, Randy. This studio is still not wireless,

so, like, why did we expect it in here? Too many wires in here. Yep. Tomorrow's officially going to be the sixth month of the year, which that uh we're gonna be halfway through and there's still a lot of wires here all the wires a lot of fucking wires in the studio now that i look around yep yep interesting completely wireless by 2024 state of the art we are to a randy said he told me that at a dinner are you guys ready for uh the other uh news story in the animal kingdom from the weekend yes dylan probably looks at this story he's like yeah why is this fucking news bro

i could fucking do this when i saw croc and not alligator it immediately shocked me i think of the croc is more vicious than the alligator i don't know the difference man i know both of them can live forever in a vacuum cleaner though yep they have to be inside of dyson a man successfully prizes like what does this mean i'm wondering like yo like how british are you dog uh crocodile jaws off his head after being attacked so our man was getting his head bitten off by a crocodile and he fashioned his way out dude that's what's up i thought they had just like real real strong jaw real strong bite crocodiles have a stronger bite stronger jaws than an alligator and which one's bigger you do not

fuck with a crocodile because they're saltwater and you know they'll pull up with that salt life sticker on their truck dude they'll fucking you know curb stomp you with their fucking salt life sticker in the background these are dudes are carrying it. Their Dodge Ram. Yeah. It's like, you might think I'm chill because of the Salt Life vibes, but don't let that fool you. Wow. Dude, our man was just out there snorkeling, and this thing fucking got on his head. How annoying would that be?

So where was he? In Queensland. And that, of course, I know where it is is but for people who don't it's i would assume that it's in like uh you know obviously like we know like probably such as it's australia obviously yeah that was my guess but like bbc does not do a good job of explaining that it's australia you to be fair you are referring to an instagram post yeah dude i'm on the grom will to freeze that is an unfair represent the photo that they chose to use they used a baby crocodile baby croc you're making this guy look like if i'm marcus mcgowan 51 i'm emailing the bbc and being like you need to update this with a much more legit picture of a crocodile maybe it

was a baby because like if it's a full-size croc you're not it's not going to just let your head go your head's going to explode like a cantaloupe y'all ever see videos of these dumbass like crocodile handlers yes who in captivity were like oh watch i'm gonna put my head in between its jaws and he's not gonna bite down and like a maybe like a drop of sweat will like hit their tongue or something and it'll just clamp down on these idiots stop doing that it's not even that impressive you think we need to stop wrangling gators i think so and if you do happen to be around one don't put your head right between its teeth no quit trying to most the gator yeah just it might end well for you but it might not and can you say you were going to most some gator tails

this weekend yeah of course you're referring to cocaine. I don't know how that would work exactly, but I bet you could find a way. Gator tails are actually very... Fried gator tails is really good. Never had it. No desire. Yeah. Oh, really?

Oh, dog. I've had crocodile. If I've had crocodiles at the tail... Evangeline Cafe, Dave. They have them and they're good. Yeah. If you eat crocodile, is it always the tail or is it something else

I don't know I've never had anything but the tail do they kill do they kill the animal in order to get the meat or is this like the animal dies

and we just repurpose it I don't know the answers to the questions that you're asking but hopefully is there a slaughterhouse that's just for like crocodiles and alligators

hopefully they use the crocodile the most efficient way possible they don't for the gator there's no way they make boots with the other part boots with the fur gator tails I don't there's no way they make boots with the other boots with the fur gator tails i don't know what else you just cocaine actually come from gators yeah dope necklaces with like gator teeth there you go i have a i have a gator orc i'd have

to look i'd actually have to look at what the difference is between their faces but i have one at my my parents house that i'm going to be staying at this weekend. Dutch ruin this weekend in fun. Gator boots. You know that song? You'd totally get your head bit off by this thing. There's no way you'd be able to get it off. If the 51-year-old Marcus McGowan could do it, then your boy could do it too.

He's not that much older than you. Does it work in his favor that he has an abnormally large head? McGowan? No, Dillon. Oh. Yeah,, Dylan. Oh. Yeah, it might. Maybe. But it might be easier for it to clamp down if it's like, if you got a big head that fills a space, you know?

I don't know if that makes much sense. I think I see what you're saying. Like, how much can they actually open, you know? Like, Dylan's head might be so big that it just like, once it gets in, like, it can't get out. More surface area on your melon is what we'll say. Have you ever had like your jaw cramp up while eating like a absolutely stacked turkey sandwich oh my dude i like that i've had my jaw cramp up when i yawn before like my mouth gets stuck open that's a

big ass yawn my god happened to you no oh it's only turkey sandwiches well it hurts man or burgers yeah it reminds me the time that my mouth got stuck on a big montana from arby's really yeah i get it it was a fucking big montana they got the meats man you forget that a lot of people do it's my own fault i should have taken off some of that roast beef but i didn't i'm watching season three of low island uk montana's kind of bad to him i didn't even know that they went there montana's kind of bad oh it's a it's a young lady named montana anyway we can move on where's she from montana montana is she no she's she's from the uk interesting i don't even remember montana you might want to

give it a little search oh i remember montana she's she bad right nah are you kidding whatever dog you don't know anything what's the move if you get caught up by a gator? Because once they start the death roll, you're done, right? You're not going to escape the death roll. You got to straight Fred Durst it and keep rolling, rolling, rolling. You try to just shove your thumb right up its bum. What Will just did there, I don't like. Yeah, you got to keister it.

Tell me an alligator wouldn't be shocked if you just put your thumb up his butt. You know where to find a gator butt. It's on the ass. It's on the gator ass. I think it's somewhere in the tail region. Right under the tail like a dog? Yeah. Probs.

I don't think that's the move. You know, sharks are supposed to gouge their eyes or punch them in the nose or something. I just don't trifle with these things, man. That's the best course of action. I would just hug it and hope that it had a wound that hadn't healed fully on its head and then just kind of just hold it into my suit jacket until it just got the fuck out of there.

Yeah. I'd try to make out with it until it got so sketched out that I had to swim away. They're scary animals, man. Mm-hmm. Sharks? Gators? Sharks, too.

I was talking about... Crocodiles? Crocs, man. Yeah. It's weird that people in Florida just have to deal with that. And pythons that are everywhere? Yeah. Speaking of pythons,

I don't know what somebody did in that bathroom earlier. Don't look at me. Did they leave a snake in there what do you mean what happened what just saying damn someone go full send we should do a stream room with shooter gavin no the movie oh referenced previously on the show it's good happy gilmore i just think um no we did didn't we do that we that was i don't want to spoil randy's show but no we did not do that in stream room okay cool cool we did a bunch of other movies people loved six underground mainly gator booze you know what else people love loved. Six Underground mainly. Gator Boots. You know what else people love?

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It's an island. South Padre, down South Texas way. I would guess they're going to Mallorca. Really? I don't know. They could be going to South Africa. So we don't know. They could be going to a number of places. No no but i'm just naming places they've gone before that's true yeah uh randy can you start putting some of the islanders up on the screen for us today today we have uh all 10 islanders they're new we're gonna break them

down if you're watching on youtube youtube.com slash circling back you can see the actual screenshots of all these people we've got beautician Rushi. She's bringing glam and big energy to the villa. Okay. She's going to be fun. A little bundle of fun. I don't know. She looks innocent to me. I'm not too worried about her.

Does she? I don't know. None of them look innocent innocent. Like, you're on Love Island. The point of the show is to hook up in public on national television in front of a lot of people. She's bringing big energy, though. That's pretty cool. And glam, dude dude and glam and glam okay i don't rushi she's she's a book that i'm yet to read

yeah they haven't given us very much i haven't seen this name before uh no i'm not familiar do we know her her whereabouts uh i think she's on love island i just want to know if there's somebody from essex because i i i typically fuck with the people from essex good folks i still don't the jersey of england i still don't totally understand like like the the vibe around essex yeah i don't either i i think one character in a show from the last few years was from there, and I've just latched on and assumed that's how everyone is.

She said, I'll definitely bring the fun, but I'm also quite a direct person. I say what's on my mind, so I'll bring up some honesty too. She'll say whatever the hell she wants. She's going to keep it one hundo. Can't have a filter if you're going to be on this show. She's from Sutton in South London, Dave. Yep.

South London. Southeast. Out around... Solo. Yep. South London. Southeast. Out round Berkshire Way. Probably. That's Hathaway. Berkshire Hathaway? No?

I don't even know if that's a real town. I just said something that sounded British. Go to the next one, Randy. That's just a bad photo. I don't know why they did this to him. Why? I just think that's a goofy photo. We got Tyreek.

Dude, that's a good pose for Tyreek. Look at his traps, dude. I know. He just got the way his arms are out. He went trap on him. I'm like Dylan. I don't know. Tyreek is a 24

year old semi-pro footballer from essex there we go there's your essex there we go now i'm back in okay okay um semi-professional like like tom was saw was tom semi or was he pro i think he was technically pro but like i don't think Tom – he definitely needed to think of moves after his career was over. So is this dude getting a paycheck to play soccer? That's what I want to know. Semi-professional. I don't know.

It's probably very convenient for him that this is starting right after the season ends and he's not going to have to miss anything, unlike Tom who was just like, you know what? Fuck my career. They're probably giving him like 500 pounds. What if you told Tom as a kid that you were like, hey dude um so you're gonna work your entire life to become a professional football player and once you do you're gonna get off there and you're gonna uh go on love island but here's the kicker you're gonna have to hook up with really really hot

chicks yeah and let's be honest here if you're a semi-pro soccer player uh this is a much better career move or career opportunity for you to be on love island it's true it's true tom probably knew he didn't have the game you get that instagram clout dave let's go to the next one randy molly she's an actress okay oh she's swapping the stage for the sunshine dave what's the actor what's uh what's uh what's davide's quote for actress she's an actress she's a liar uh we had an actress last uh season two who was quite controversial and also a boxing ring girl what was her name again was she an actual actress she she was an actress olivia olivia that's it in order to be an actress don't you have to act in things

well you know maybe she's a liar stage work you gotta watch davide's season maybe maybe she had her career um ruined by a viral video and like has to go about teaching acting classes maybe just saying i think she's on master class you guys haven't got that far i'm sorry what in what never mind love island season nine yep this is good where's she from i don't know where she's from if i'm being honest no but no americans this season i don't think so i just want one dumped in there just to see how they're treated and how they just interact they they put one on uh the australia one once he would do this from florida yeah i think that's the move if you're gonna poach somebody from america you gotta go florida man but he was there for three days because he was

the ex of one of the regulars and they she was like you're out of here i feel like bringing an american into the the uk one just isn't right there's something about it that doesn't sit well with me. You've kind of latched onto this show to get away from Americans. A little bit. I just think that the crop of Love Islanders for the US don't compare to the crop for the UK. And so I feel like you're just getting a lame version of America if we send them over there. I don't want to be rude, but I just scanned i went through all these guys real quick they're not in good enough shape for love island uk dude

let's hear from our friend george randy you have all the time you want to get in shape for this show and everyone on this show historically has been just absolutely shredded you show up looking like this maybe they're secure with their body i'm'm not happy with George. I think George is going to suck. He looks like a boner. This says that he's a business development executive from Bedford. He's 24 years old. And it says dad jokes at the ready. Will George

be the boy to take home to meet the parents? Just the dad joke line just makes me think that we're getting Will 2.0 and it's going to suck. Saying that you do dad jokes is like saying you're fluent in sarcasm. It's just like kind of the dad joke line just makes me think that we're getting will 2.0 and it's gonna suck saying that you're good you do dad jokes is like saying you're fluent in sarcasm it's just like kind of the men's version of that it's like saying you're not funny but you know things that some people would consider

to be funny and you can repeat them numerous times like this guy doesn't even have kids to my knowledge like you can't just steal valor like that my facts yeah my culture is not your costume buddy yeah you know who is coming back impregnate once you know who's coming back who maya jama she's my jama she's maya jama just saying let's go to the next one randy okay we got a uh dublin yeah mallorca there you go we're going to spain says goodbye dublin hello why don't they say hola mallorca wouldn't that make more sense they go to the same villa they always mix it up a little bit right i don't know they have they have a couple different villas but i think that i think they've made a large investment in the most recent villa from what i was uh reading last season is it gonna

be bad we got a real estate agent she's a real estate professional real estate professional so if you're walking off the line are you walking on you're gonna go uh up there for uh katherine glaring lack of all cat or all lowercase in her name it's true have you been to our linkedin yet no let's we could probably find it yeah okay yeah i mean i don't know real estate agents i gotta say one thing one thing The Bachelor does or did better than Love Island it's it's their pre-show hype

for the contestants I will give them that yeah now they fail in every almost every other respect every every other one yeah

or maybe it's just easier for us to talk about the dudes from or the people from here because we know like we have some in our heads like oh they're from

California they're from California. They're going to be this guy. That's probably fair. That's probably fair. I don't know the vibe of all the cities they're from. Go to the next one, Randy. I think we've got a...

Okay. Dylan. See what I mean? He's a French model, Dylan. You see what I mean, Dave? He's a French model. He's a problem. I'm not saying that

this is the best photo of all time or anything like that. He's a model? He's a model. He's going to be this is the best photo of all time or anything like that. That's like a model? But yeah, he's a model. He's going to be an issue. Maybe we should move to France and be models like this dude's dude. Getting paid. Wow, dude.

Why are you doing Mehdi like that? He's not a hot dude. I don't know. He puts the Meh in Mehdi. Yeah, thanks. Good for him, though. See, they're flying too close to the sun per this DailyMail.co.uk article. It says, upping the hunk factor on the show's French model,

Mehdi Edno, 26, who producers are said to be... That is not the phrasing that they wanted for this photo, by the way. Let's hear it. It says that he's the next Davide. Come on, dude. Please. Davide. Davide.

Get the fuck out of here. They are like six points apart on a one to ten scale they're not on different waves dog they're on different oceans don't compare this guy to get him out of here get meddy out of here dylan or randy okay glasgow okay ella okay ella ella hey ella's got my attention what up girl apparently she has award-winning looks i would like to know what award she's won for this maybe a beauty pageant out in glasgow maybe she was like best looking in her high school yearbook did you ever win any awards in high school cutest couple you did that's lame dude and i'm no longer with the person that i want it with how oh yeah apparently wasn't that cute people age i got class flirt look at you you'll flirt yeah bad boy i won a design award

that's cool you know i won the invention convention two years in a row really what'd you invent it's not true what'd you i did participate in i got a participation ribbon good for you i won a design award and i wasn't there to get it because i didn't realize that i actually was in the running to win it oh so parks after his team lost their last game, they lost every game. They all got medals and they had the number one on it. I was like, I just feel like that's – I feel like you guys aren't first place. Well, you got the platform. What do you think about that?

I'm just saying, man. Is that how many goals they scored this season? How many goals they scored this season? As a team? Yeah. You probably averaged two a game. Okay. That's just not getting shut out.

That's not getting done at that level. I got totally shut out my first year playing soccer as a kid. Zero goals for the team the entire time. That ain't great. Not great. Turns out my mom is not a Jose Mourinho. Your mom coached? Yeah, she coached so that I would join the team. She knew that I wouldn't do that.

Go to the next one, Randy. That's cute. That's mega cute. Gas engineer Mitchell. I'd be making fart jokes around him all the time. Mitchell could be a problem. I could see Mitchell doing some work in this villa. He stands out among the others.

He's most likely to act up in Casa Amor. Are the dudes less tatted than years past? i feel like i have not seen tats on these dudes i don't know one of them had had a sleeve he had a sleeve one of them did yeah i don't know i mean the reason i don't have any tattoos is because like i've always said you just can't put a bumper sticker on a ferrari i've been designing my sleeve for a few months now really yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna fill. Fill our friend who got asleep. Every time I think I'm ready to do it, I see an ordinary-looking dude with a lot of tats on his forearm,

and I'm like, tats used to be reserved for badass people. How do you know they're ordinary, dude? You don't know what they're doing behind the scenes? Any old square can get one now. This motherfucker is ordinary, and I'm pretty ordinary too. Are you talking about Randy? Facts doing behind the scenes? Any old square can get one now. This motherfucker is ordinary. And I'm pretty ordinary, too. Are you talking about Randy? Facts. And I don't want somebody to say that about me.

No, not you. Randy's not. Randy, according to Brett, tore multiple quads last night. Yeah, how's your quad doing, Randy? You do have two quad muscles. Can you confirm? I didn't tear them. I'm pretty sure I didn't tear them.

I just very much pulled them in. It's not great. Washed up, man on brand if you tear a quad like i feel like you're not walking yeah you're an excruciating it wasn't but it was a lot of pain but dan who dan might have torn a cap we need a we need an update on monday of the entire uh softball team that you guys have put together because i'm worried about you guys. Go to the next one, Randy. I've only got a couple more. Jess. Oh, I'm getting Queen Victoria vibes here.

Yeah. If you guys remember that season of The Bachelor. Oh, is it the S strands? It's giving Queen. Remember the strands that we talked about with intern Callie? What specifically? What are they called um come on come on come on he's talking about slut strands i'm talking about slut i think i'm gonna be a slut for the next person that gets listed here oh randy hit us she has a long list of x give me dre oh fuck good hairline dude 21 year old dre y'all forgot

about andre from from dudley he's from dudley he's an econ graduate we can't talk about this he's a clothing brand entrepreneur acknowledge what i just did i think andre is going to be a problem acknowledge what i just did i don't know i wasn't paying attention you took a i was trying to give context for people that aren't watching at home. I said y'all forgot about Dre. Yeah. No, I didn't. We're literally talking about him right now. You don't have to make the connection every time that it's there.

I didn't even know who Andre was right before this. Like, how would I forget about someone I didn't know existed? You don't get it. Dude, Andre Three Stacks? No. This is a different Andre.

It'd be so weird if they had Andre 3000 on Love Island. That would be weird. Yeah, this dude's a power player. I'm worried about... Yeah, I think Andre's going to be doing just fine for himself in the villa. Dude, Andre's got good chat, I can tell. I'm going to put him on my people to watch list.

Okay. So I'll be watching him. Like, okay. PTW? Yeah. That's good, man. Proprietary list. It's time.

The first bombshell they bring in, I know it's just going to rock our freaking you's off fucking dicks dude yeah that's right thank you yeah that's the word you were looking for yep that's the word yep i hope they bring in a dude who's just hilariously jacked like just uncomfortably swole just to like make the other dudes be like ah that's what i'm saying man give us davide it's gonna rock the foundation of the villa. Bring Davide back. Fuck. That's too much heat, dog. Oh, shit. You hear that? It's time for This Weekend in Fun, presented by our friends at Roback. Backer 20 gets you 20% off everything on the Roback site.

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I haven't personally tried on myself, but I imagine they're just as great as the men's line. I would wear one of the skirts if given to me. Okay. Might help my swampyy on the course.

Backer 20 will get you 20% off at checkout. Load that cart because it is a one-time use code. What are you getting into this weekend, bitch? Thanks for asking very rudely. Friday, I got the homie Friday. He gets out of camp at 1 o'clock. We're going to make a run to the bookstore. He's going to buy some books, keep him busy this summer.

He loves books. That dude is a reading machine. Prince likes books too. I'm like, dude, dork. Parks loves to read, and I'm going to keep encouraging that. It's good for him. Friday night, I don't really know. I don't know.

I don't have much going on. Saturday, however, is a big day Because we're celebrating the birth of our Of our guy out there Who owns a little pizza line Out Pecos Way Brett's got a birthday party on Saturday That I will be going to

And I'm really excited for it Hopefully it Parlays into something else that night so your boys wanting to get loose haven't done that i want to see a video of brett just stumbling yeah drunk i don't know if he has that gear i know i've never seen him like stumble before i want to low-key taiwan on on saturday okay i think you can do that you're allowed i think so the boys this this kind of reminds me of like five years ago when you'd be like dude i, I'm going to get so hammered this weekend. Oh, dude.

And then I would. Dylan would walk around the office at Grand X and be like, I'm getting so fucked up this weekend. No, seriously. Saturday night is the night. And it's like three beers at Woodrow's and you're in an Uber at like 1045. Catch me skinny dipping in the lake. You should avoid that lake. By 630.

Don't be skinny dipping. Dude, so there was a guy peeing the other day. He was peeing behind a dumpster that you can see from our porch. You see his crank? No. But Fritz was out there just like staring at the dude peeing. His back was to us. I was like, Fritz, stop, dude.

And I kind of just wanted to yell down to the guy like, hey, dude, there's a two-year-old watching you up here. Put your penis away. Yeah. I don't want to rattle him, though. It would have ruined his day when i pee on golf courses i always like am aware of where the homes are dude because the last thing i need people that don't are crazy you want to catch a charge no i and i just don't yeah if someone came out of their house someone was like getting mad at me for

peeing on the golf course i would be so furious with them yeah shut the fuck up if you buy if you buy a house that's on a golf course you have to be ready to see a few dicks you got to be willing to see some penis there's gonna be some golf balls in your backyard some dicks in your eyesight you might see some big old you might see a young lady uh pop a squad at some point too they got to go too we played we went to college with a guy who when he pees on the golf course he kneels down gets on one knee and he i've been there he pops it out the side of his shorts it's not a bad move if you're if you're in a heavily uh you know heavy residential neighborhood i've done this in mexico several times where like all the holes have just like rows of houses next to them you gotta pop a squat next to the cart and just take a piss.

Hey, sometimes you got to do it, Dave. Sunday is probably going to be a family day. I got parks again. Just going to chill, man. Might go swimming. Read some books. Probably. We'll definitely go swimming.

I think the weather is going to be really nice, actually. Hit him with some Grisham. I don't think he's ready for Grisham yet. He's more like Hardy Boys, Goosebumps kind of stuff. I didn't know he was into wrestling. He just finished a book about a bear attack, actually, which is kind of dope. Sack. Yeah.

And that's it. Is it called Cocaine Bear? No. Okay. I'm going to skip right to Saturday. Because, of course, I'll be at Brett's, but I have a child's birthday party immediately before. Pregame, dude. Yeah.

You're going to pregame the child's birthday party? Yeah, but I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to go. It's at Peace Park. I don't know how I'm going to get there. Because I don't think my wife and child are going to go to Brett's because it's like 30 miles away. I'm trying to figure out how this is going to go down. There's been talk of water taxis as maybe the best way to do it. I'm not driving.

It's not in my bag. You should get one of those things that shoots you out of the water and makes you hover. You could just go take the water jet pack. Let's link for the transport. Do you want my kayak? You can kayak there. Let's link for the transport. Do you want my kayak? You can kayak there. Let's link for the transport. Hold on. Okay.

My kayak can only fit one person. He can sit on my lap. Can I get from Lake Austin from your drop-in to... Yeah, you can. Technically, yes. Is there some waterways? It's a long kayak. It's an all-day event for you.

Yeah, it'll be trying on those shoulders of yours. When I get there, the Michelob Ultra they tossed me, that'll be worth it. It's going to be a lot of chop in the water too, which you're going to have to deal with. I was born in the chop. That's true. We'll figure out transportation. We're going to link. The water taxi is turning out.

It sounds very expensive, and I think that's what's going to happen here. Other than that, I wish we's gonna happen here other than that i wish we had a pledge other than that yeah are we gonna work your saturday afternoon taking us out to the lake those guys those guys fucking suck just make an interlore and drop you off they don't answer their phones worst pledge class dude dude there's shit i'm not even paying dues this year other than other than that that is about it well i'm going inactive randy i respect that i gotta work i don't have time for it dude my parents cut me off i spent all the i dropped out of school and spent all the loan money on like a fucking new

stereo yeah that's kind of sick though you don't know what i got going on randy does everyone know someone who knows like everyone knows one person like whether it's well or not who like took their student loan money and blew it on something stupid absolutely i know one single person and like i will forever think of them as the dumbest person i've ever met yeah that's so so bad no offense to that person frat it is frat though well i want to hear uh in addition to your weekend i want to hear what your um wellness routine leading up to the hasn't been good. Yeah. I famously pulled my back last week. So I've been down bad and I've just been rehabbing ever since. Uh, I've been doing a lot of stretching. Um, I don't have a lacrosse ball, but I have something that looks like two lacrosse balls melted together. So that's been

helping a lot. Uh, just been doing a lot of, you know, um, some interesting stretch routines, man. Okay. Uh, I got a massage on on monday she absolutely just worked me out worked me out and so i've just been it's all preparation do you wear jeans uh you have to wear jeans to the massage yeah yeah i'm a no feet person during massages that makes sense to you guys no feet don't touch my feet is it because they're ticklish yeah you can touch the shit out if you touch my foot you might my foot, I might buck like a bronco, baby. You don't like a foot rub? Dude, fuck no.

Oh, I love a foot rub. And so, yeah, this is all preparation for a little golf excursion up in northern Michigan. I'll be staying with my parents. So it's not your traditional golf trip, you know? I kind of love that. It's kind of great not having to worry about price or anything. Are you going to sleep in your childhood bed? No.

No, I'm going to sleep in a single bed. Not the race car? No. It's not my favorite bed to sleep in, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. So yeah, tomorrow I'm playing Crystal Downs. It's a bucket list course for your boy. It's hard to get on.

Probably going to eat my lunch, figuratively. Hopefully they have good lunch there, though, too. Tube socks is going to go low. it's hard to get on probably gonna eat my lunch figuratively god hopefully they have good lunch there though too tube socks is gonna go low he's gonna go low tubes tubes is going low um we'll see and uh yeah friday you know your boy's playing 36 holes we out here just fucking playing uh gonna have an all you can eat dinner that night very excited about that and then saturday i'm uh playing in the morning and going to get that round of golf out of the way, spend the rest of the time with my parents, vibe out. Just going to be a quarter zip in the morning situation? Very, very, very much will be. Yeah. We got a high of 80 tomorrow and then the rest of the weekend, we're mid-70s. Oh my God. Sign me up. Perfect weather. Couldn't be happier. Can't wait

for them to lose my bag tomorrow on my way up to michigan and uh just have to go back to the drawing board what airline i don't know i think delta actually shout out to my uh delta fam out there okay sally's like a medallion member or some shit i'm not so i have to pay for my bag to get checked tomorrow well my broke boy grind it's fine though you'll be all right yeah yeah. Yeah. I love Delta. I ride for Delta. I ride with Delta. I'm doing it tomorrow, obviously. I've heard a lot of good things

lately about Delta. They're my goat. I think overall, they do a good job. They do. You know me, I'm straight up spirit. Spirit and Allegiant.

Hey man, if I could choose to fly out of the Spirit and Allegiant terminal tomorrow, I would. It's so refreshing to go to a small terminal. Not have to deal with the ruckus.

I'll be flying into an airport tomorrow that has four gates. That's sick, dude. A, B, C, and D. Okay, man. Let's get out. Let's get out of here. Let's go and for uh the the numerous people who are sending me the instagram post of my tweet it's catching steam again i've seen it so why didn't you get tagged in that they tagged the first guy i don't know it's bullshit who parks

no they tagged the they dylan was not the uh lead off slide which i thought kind of wronged him it's a mistake on that guy's part. But they tagged the first guy, and I'm like, he could have just tagged all these people. I tweeted that once too. I did numbers. I saw that. That was a good tweet.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. you