Circling Back - Bieber vs. Cruise & White Claws

Episode Date: June 10, 2019

Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a fight, the squad has embraced boozy seltzer drinks, and Season 2 of 'Big Little Lies' debuted on HBO. Huge weekend. We also discuss our least favorite cheap beers, a new bit Dave is workshopping, and final thoughts on 'Chernobyl' and the influencers infiltrating it for the 'gram. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Kawhi and Taco Bell (23:04) Bieber vs. Tom Cruise (39:26) White Claw Fever (55:20) Big Little Lies & Chernobyl Influencers Hims: www.forhims.com/steam MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback Dave.com: www.dave.com/circling --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast monday my name is will de vries my right day rough good morning will i had a i had a character I'd workshopped for the last few days, and I thought about coming out of the gate real hot with it, but I decided to table it. Okay. That's a good teaser. It would have been a lot for a Monday. That's a good teaser.

Yeah. Dylan? You know the name of the character? I'll just give you this, too. Yeah, fuck Dylan. It's excited, yeah. It's basically Dylan. It's an excited guy who's

doing well at life that you run into at the bar okay that has legs okay that has legs down yeah for sure i was doing it to myself yesterday in the car and i was cracking up i'm just i just imagine that like most of your time that you spend alone is you like workshopping bits, listening to Joe Rogan and like Googling things about optimizing. Um, you're not that far off. I'm also, you also sent a video of what you were doing yesterday to Dylan and I, of you chilling,

like smoking meats and having a beer and stuff like that. I'll be honest. I was really upset that you didn't finish that video as you panned to your backyard of Randy just sitting there. That's fair. I was waiting for it. It's like watching a movie and waiting for something to happen

that never happens and you feel unfulfilled. I don't know what he was doing. He was inside. It was hot out. It was very hot. What's up, Dylan? Oh, do I get to join this podcast too? Well, I tried to introduce you and Dave was just like, no, I'm not done yet. You can talk and communicate with us before you get introduced.

No, I'd rather just wait for my formal introduction. Dude, that wasn't that bad. It was only like a minute 40. Really? Yeah. It felt like it was 10 minutes. All right. Well, tell us how you're doing, how you're feeling and all that.

I feel great. Dude, come on. No, seriously. I feel great. I'm glad to be here. That rain last night was really something. Oh, my God. I stepped out not knowing it was about to hit so hard.

And so I was leaving this place and it was pouring down rain sheets. It was pissing on us. Where were you leaving? A restaurant. Which one? Luby's? I went to eat by myself last night. What restaurant?

I went to BJ's. By yourself? Dude. Yeah. Holy shit. They have a beer on draft there that I love and I just wanted one beer. Did you sit at the bar? Yeah.

Was it the Dead Guy Ale? The one that named after you? Yeah. The Rogue Dead Guy Ale. What is up with you? What do you mean, man? I don't know. What did you get for dinner?

I got this grilled chicken dish. It was pretty good. How long did it take you to comb through that menu? I had a pretty good idea of what I wanted, so I went right to it. So wait, hold on. How long were you in BJ's for? Like 25 minutes? If you know what you want when you go to a restaurant alone and you sit down and order,

you can get in and out making it from scratch no it was like 30 minutes because i had one beer and uh i had one beer in in a meal and it was great it was very enjoyable i sat there and watched a little bit of the hockey game it was great no one's doing solo bj's dinners on a sunday night did we listen to the point of this apparently dylan is i just wanted that that beer is just so good anyway um i was leaving and it was raining as hard as it probably ever rained in Austin. And so I was running to my car, obviously, because I didn't want to get wetter than I had to get. You've been soaked a lot lately. Please tell me your phone's in your pocket.

No, not this time. But I slipped because it was raining so hard, and I face-planted right into the grill of a Yukon. I mean, just face-planted. My arm is sore today. Dude, what? It was a weird scene, I'm telling you. Is there a CCTV video of this out there? I need to see it.

Honestly, I hope so. It would be pretty funny. Dylan just sprinting and just getting smoked by a stationary Yukon. I got smoked by a Yukon that was parked in the parking lot. Bad look for me. Bad look for your boy. Dude, last night I was picking up dinner. I got smoked by a Yukon that was parked in the parking lot. Yeah. Bad look for me. Bad look for your boy. Last night I was picking up dinner. I got some Thai food.

A BMW. Some dickhead. 3 Series? No, it was like some kind of SUV. Just 3 Series. X5? Dude, the person parks in front of the main entrance of the restaurant. Gets out of the car, puts on their flashers, and walks in to get their pickup.

That's such a cavalier move. They blocked the entire thing. And Sally and I were just like, Sally and I were like screaming, cursing this person out because you couldn't get around them to go try to get a parking spot. And then finally the person in the passenger side,, why aren't they going in and getting it? That's a great point. Why does the driver go and get it? The person in the passenger side tosses on the flashers, and we're like, that doesn't help. That doesn't move the car.

Like, we need to enter the establishment. You should have called the police. We finally walk in. Sally goes in to go get the food. Sure enough, she never placed the order. Like, she never completed the order. She never completed the order online. So we just sat there. Sally didn't or the woman?

No, Sally didn't complete the order when she placed it online. I was like, dude, what's going on? I mean, I didn't smack my face into a Yukon Denali grill, but it was still just a beating. It's not how you want to spend your Sunday night. Dylan, dude, did I not give you a warning text? You did. I told you it was still just a beating. It's not how you want to spend your Sunday night. Dylan, dude, did I not give you a warning text? You did. I told you it was about to pop off.

I was literally pulling out as you sent that text, and I thought, you know, I can go get this beer real quick. Man, Mother Nature's undefeated. Yeah. That was a serious storm, Dave. Dude, that was a big dog. Can I ask a question about storms in Austin? Dude, let's get into it.

Are these misrepresented by the national media? What do you mean? Every single time I went or I talked to somebody when I was in Detroit with like seeing all my family for the first time in a while, every single person was like, man, how about those storms you guys have been getting? And I'm like, have they been that bad? I feel like that nationally they just assume if like Dallas

is getting smoked then like Austin is they lump it in but it's very different rarely do we get big time severe weather like they get

Dallas and Oklahoma in Austin I mean T-Man doesn't even have power right now I'm worried about T-Man DFW got it worse than we did

yeah but like every single person. My sister lives in Lakewood. Her neighborhood, like, it looks pretty fucked up. And I think they're still without power. Yeah, I heard they got pretty bad. I mean, shit,

winds were touching 70s yesterday, maybe even 80s some places. It knocked a crane down and fell through an apartment building and one person's dead. Yeah, it's shit. A crane. Like, you know, there's cranes all and one person's dead. Yeah. Dude. A crane.

There's cranes all over Dallas, Austin, too. Yeah. The winds were crazy. Even here, I mean, it's the same storm system. So I'm on my second floor, and I open the windows, and I'm looking at this tree, and I'm watching it rock back and forth. Dude, that's the most intense wind I've seen in Austin.

It was crazy. It was definitely like 50 plus gusts. It was crazy. Yeah. Here's another thing. So between getting talked to about all the storms in Austin, I think I tweeted this. My dad, the only thing he talks about when people say that, like talk about me living in Austin,

the only thing he says is how many food trucks we have here. I saw you tweet about this. Dude, it's all he cares about. He's yeah they're like is austin like the food truck capital i think it is actually we have a ton of food then you're gonna go to like nashville and be like dot nashville's the food truck yeah yeah world man yeah they are everywhere but they usually go real hard but i know but it's just like why is that my dad's go-to? He's like... Because, you know, if you think of Austin, it's like a hipstery type place, and it's like, you know, young, techie type people.

Food trucks are just part of the whole vibe of the city. Food trucks are part of the vibe, unless you're Dylan, and BJ's Solo is your vibe. In the middle of like... I've never done that before. A hundred year storm. I just really wanted one beer, and they have and it's on draft, and it's great. I actually love the move.

You like the move? I'm surprised you didn't do Pine House. Pine House pizza. That's a great place to go solo. I can report back. Well, you want to check. Pine House is a tougher place to eat solo, though. Because of pizza?

Is it? Because of the bench seating. You share a table with other people. Oh, I just sit at the bar most of the time. If I'm solo, I eat. Oh, yeah, I'm talking. Can you eat at the bar? Yeah. I'm talking bar dining. Yeah, they take your order. It other people. Oh, I just sit at the bar most of the time. If I'm so alive. Oh, yeah, I'm talking about. Can you eat at the bar? Yeah.

Talking bar dining. Yeah, they take your order. It's great. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, I'm doing that. Do you guys want me to report on the food truck capital of America? Sure. Is it not Austin?

It's not Austin. Can I guess? Austin's number two. Is it Portland? No, Portland's number three, actually. All right, one more guess. You'd be killing it on Family Feud right now. One more guess. You'd be killing it on Family Feud right now. One more guess.

Is it Columbus? It's not Columbus. There's a road outside Columbus, Ohio. Do you know that? That's an OAR joke, by the way. Is it Nashville? No, it's not. Is it New York?

West Coast. Oh, Santa Cruz. San Fran. LA. What? Okay. Okay. I. What? Okay. Okay. I think it's because people...

I think food trucks really started there. They have a... I don't know. But it says about Austin that the capital of live music also seems... The capital of live music also seems to be sharing another title these days. The food truck capital of America.

I mean, it's not, though, because L.A. has more, I guess. Food, maybe just the South. While Austin may not have as many food trucks as other cities, they make up for it by producing some of the tastiest eats. Not to mention there's a variety of trucks just waiting to serve up food to tame any cravings visitors or locals may have. You know, nothing is better than banh mi from a truck.

I think there is, though. Sometimes food trucks just don't do it for me. You know what? I will say food trucks bat about 400. Like, there's like a... I feel like sometimes food trucks just pop up because they're like, oh, I have this idea. I'm going to make

Mexican pizza. And I'm like, is that really going to be that good? Is that really a truck? Yeah, it is. Okay. It's on South Lamar. And I'm like, that just sounds like somebody that wanted

to be different that started a food truck. And it's going to do well because it's Austin, but I don't need Mexican pizza all the time. Do you remember the Mexican pizza

from Taco Bell? I never got it. Yeah, it was trash. I had it a couple times in high school. What's your Taco Bell order? I usually go like tradition,

just bean burrito with cheese and I just mash that bitch with fire sauce. Dude, no one's doing that. That's aggressive. Yeah. I go double-decker taco, of course, with fire sauce. Give me crispy talks also to compliment it.

Hit you with a couple talks? Yeah. I used to do, I had a healthy mix of like cheese gordita crunches, hold the fiesta sauce, or Baja sauce, whatever it is. It's not good. And then I would do Mexi melts. You guys ever have one of those?

No. Buddy. You're talking to a guy who's post Taco Bell. I don't do Taco Bell anymore. I don't do it anymore. So I bailed on Taco Bell once they started doing the really crazy stuff. And it wasn't because of that. It was just because of my health initiative.

Like what? Like the Doritos Locos? All that stuff. Everyone knows I don't eat Doritos. I've never had a Doritos Locos taco. Wait, you don't like any Doritos? Even Cool Ranch? I don't like the dust.

They go pretty hard. I don't like the dust. I'll be honest. No, I get why people like them. I just don't like the dust on my hands, and so I don't eat Doritos. Imagine, like, I always have this... That's really why you don't need doritos because of the dust yeah it's just they're too messy and i feel like i feel like it lingers on my my hands for like a really long time now that you mention they are the dustiest of the chips yeah and i don't like

the dust that's why i don't eat cheetos anymore like i think cheetos are actually really good i just don't like the dust you know what you can do with cheetos that you can't do as easily with doritos you can just open the bag and you can't do as easily with Doritos? You can just open the bag and just pour them, dump them in your mouth. I need to start doing that on the golf course because that's when I feel it the most.

I get worried that my hands get greasy from eating gross food. Sometimes I like to crush the chips and then just dump. Dude, the best part of any bag of chips is straightening it out and dumping the rest. The final little...

Yeah. And you think like the guy, Mr. Dorito, he was sitting there and they were bringing him... He's like, we need these ranch chips. And they brought them to him to try before they launched them. And he's like, make them cooler. These aren't cool enough. We need more cool.

Would it be senior Dorito, do you think? Maybe. We don't know we got some big news you ready for this yes for those of you that follow along the bachelorette

doesn't air till tomorrow night these NBA finals got in the way it's weird that the NBA finals wouldn't schedule around the bachelorette

but either way we're gonna do we're gonna do an NBA Finals pod tomorrow. So sign up on Patreon. $15 a month. NBA Finals podcast. Hardcore basketball talk. This is the launch of our new

podcast on Game 5 of the NBA Finals. No one else is starting at Game 5 of the Finals. No one's doing that. We're all about free agents. We're also going to have a live camera on us as we watch the game tonight together. It's going to be really tight. It's just going to be three guys who really have no rooting interest. Yeah, we're all so invested in this series.

It's going to be pretty epic. I want nothing more than Kawhi to win this right now, by the way. I am rooting for collapse. Just want you to know that, Toronto. No offense. No, dude. Come on. No, give me Kawhi.

I just want every San Antonio Spurs fan just to die inside. Did you see some reporter ask him, what do you think this will mean for the people of Canada? And he was like, I don't know. He should probably ask them. He's going to LA. Didn't he say go out on the street? Didn't he say go to the streets? Yeah, go to the streets and ask them.

Did you see the story about him eating apples? No. Is that real? I saw it might be fake. But either way. I don't know. It's ridiculous. Here, I'll pull it up.

Apparently, he really likes apples. Okay. So he was at a restaurant with Popovich, and I think he might have been with the entire team. Damn it. Of course this is on, like, Micah has, like, he's the one who retweeted it, and he's got, like, four different accounts. So it's, like, impossible to figure out. It's hard to find in between his tweets calling out like local state reps and city councilmen.

Yeah, it says, while with the Spurs, Kawhi was known for his love of red apples. One time after practice, everyone decided to go out for a team dinner. When it was his turn to order, Kawhi waved off the waiter and instead pulled out a bag of 12 apples.

There's no way that's true. Coach Popovich asked what he was doing and Kawhi simply replied, apple time. There's no way that's true. Coach Popovich asked what he was doing and Kawhi simply replied, apple time. There's no way. He then ate all 12 apples with a knife and fork. There's no way that's true. There's 0% truth to this. A knife and fork eating an apple? That's psychotic.

First of all, 12 apples is a ton of apples. Dude, I don't think, could you eat 12 apples in one sitting? No one's doing 12 apples. That's so much sugar too. Apple time. That's a lot of apple. It's apple time. Apple time. God.

There's no way. I don't buy it. Way. I want it to be true so bad. Keep reading. Keep reading, though. The best part's coming up. He did all this while wearing apple-bottom jeans.

Yeah. And he ate it. His plate was an apple iPad. Really? You get it? That's weird. No, anyway, I don't know how we got here. We're going to be recording tomorrow's episode, or I mean Wednesday's episode tomorrow,

and we'll be recording our Bachelorette recap on Wednesday. We're just flip-flopping. We're shuffling. We're sorry. Every day we're shuffling. Every day we're... Not really every day, just Tuesday and Wednesday this week. Get it?

I'm sorry. Also, I think we have a... You got it, Dave. Yeah, obviously I got the joke. God, this guy has one beer by himself. Makes these fucking... Who? A noted comedian of some sort.

My arm hurts, man. Are you the Dane Cook of BJ's? Dude, you've taken some L's in parking lots recently. Like, and all of them involve, like, torrential downpours. Put you in a parking lot and you're just a mess. Yeah, I don't do parking lots. Dude, if I'm ever going to fist fight you, I'm scheduling the fight in the parking lot. I'm going to a BJ's parking lot when there's rain on the horizon.

Damn. Oh, yeah, make sure it's raining, Dave. That'll make sure you win that one. That'd be a great fight. You are kind of like a predatory catatory cat like cats don't like rain so dave just whipped dylan's ass out in the parking lot it was weird it's just like throwing his head into tailgates and stuff i like i like pop the hood and like smashing your head under it dude there's gonna be a point where like like two of us are just beefing so hard that it just infects the podcast and like we're gonna have to fight it out, I think.

Yeah. It's going to be tight. Yeah, we can't let it carry over to recording. Yeah, we're going to have to do this. We need to do a three-person fight. We'll just throw hands. Battle Royale? That'll be fun. Our final programming note. Go to watchmedia.com slash shop.

Check out the merch game. We have a favorite coming out this week in a different color, and I just want to put that out there for everyone out there. Wow, that's big. Big cat shit. Oh, we're doing a test run of stickers, too.

We can talk about that. Oh, yeah. Stickers are coming. We're going to do some stickers. We need people to get them on their lappies. Are we... This is probably more of an offer question, but I'll bring it to the air.

Are we selling those? Are we going to do a drop-in sitch? I don't know how that works. I don't know. I feel like the margins can't be great on the sticker. To be honest, we haven't gotten the stickers yet. Let's see what they look like. Actually, the stickers are $45 a piece.

We're making a lot on them. Yeah. The margins on these are actually great. We actually make about $43 per sticker. That'd be tight. You'll need to buy all the stickers. Yeah. But yeah, that's it.

I will say this. If you buy a sticker, assuming they are for sale, and you put it on your vehicle, in a place on the outside where the general viewing public can see it, and you send us a photo of it, and you can prove that it's your vehicle, you have to show us your title to the vehicle, I will respond with an emoji. Do we need proof of insurance as well yeah we need insurance so it's all the up and up we don't want driving uninsured is not safe while you're at it which emoji you're gonna use that's a surprise also i'm gonna need to see your birth certificate and your taxes okay okay like yeah that's You can never be too careful. Also, I need to get your investment portfolio and I need just kind of some help in general.

And I got a couple questions about a life insurance policy. So if you can do all that, I will respond with... It seems like it's a lot of legwork. It does. Just for an emoji payoff. This is the thing.

All right. An emoji sounds good, though. That's a good payoff. Hey, I have a fun fact do you guys know that 66% of their men lose hair by age 35

yeah man it's crazy the thing is when you start to notice hair loss it's too late it's easier to keep the hair you have

than replace the hair you've lost boy those are just facts it's true yeah if your hairline slowly starting to move

backwards and you have bald spots and stuff, I mean, how are you going to feel a year from now when it's not business as usual anymore? Dude, someone... I'm always reminded Rafa has a bald spot. Really? Rafa Nadal.

If only he knew about four hems. Exactly. Yeah, he needs to switch sponsors. Dude, I mean, don't get me wrong. He's still hot and everything. And 12 times... He also... His left arm is so much more jacked than his right arm it's so funny it's so tight so funny

he's a beast yeah it cranks a lot he you know he i think it's because of the tennis that's what i'm saying he's cranking out forehands okay what he needs to do is he needs to get forehands forehands.com it's a one-stop shop for hair loss skincare sexual wellness for men thanks to science baldness can be optional. HIMSS connects you with real doctors and medical-grade solutions to treat hair loss, well-known generic equivalents, to name-brand prescriptions to help you keep your hair. No snake oil pills or gas-daging counter supplements.

These are prescriptions backed by science. There's no waiting room. It's just easy. Take a couple pics of your head, send them in, talk to someone. Bada-bing, bada-boom, you're good. Order now. Our listeners get a trial month of hymns for just five dollars today right now while supplies last see website for details and safety information this could cost hundreds if you went to the doctor or pharmacy go to for hymns.com slash steam that's f-o-r-h-i-m-s.com slash steam forums dot com slash steam man that's awesome but that got me thinking when

you mentioned snake oil like do you think that's like named after was there like a snake out there just kind of like sipping like double styrofoam cup like sipping lean yeah just like real like just sitting in the corner just yes that's how that's how that came but how do you get the snake out of here like he's putting it to his... He would have to actually put his head inside the lean in order to drink it. They're very resourceful creatures. Yeah, because they don't have arms to put the lean to their mouth. No, they put their whole head in the lean. They have little tongues.

Is that how they drink? It's got to be. Those tongues suck, man. They can't do much with those little things. Yeah, you can't lap up your lean with that. No, that's just for feeling out shit, I think. Yeah, they haven't evolved to that point yet. They'll get there.

What a sketchy animal. Snakes? Yeah. Yeah, how are you moving without legs? Like, you're so sketchy. It's creepy, dude. They slither. It's gross.

Snakes are, I think they're my number one, nuh-uh. Oh, they're by far my number one. You know what's funny? So on the Nextdoor app, like every week, someone will be like, snake check, what's this thing? And it's nine times out of ten, it's like a rat snake. It's like a gardener snake. But yeah, but it's so funny because they're huge.

And this thing, even if it is a rat snake, it's fucking terrifying. I believe it's a garter snake, not a gardener snake. No, no, they garden. I don't think they're out there with a little... No, they have like bucket hats on and like a burlap sack where they put their produce and stuff. Oh, so they actually do garden. Yeah. I see. I didn't know that. They're just out there spreading fertilizers. Let me take back what I said there.

And people are always like, oh, well that right there. And I'm reading it and how I imagine they're saying, well that there's a rat snake and you'll like that little guy because he eats all the mice and rats. Dude, you want to keep him around and I'm thinking I don't want to keep that around. Yeah, I don't want this snake around my house.

I'm not going to kill it, but I might have him relocated. Hey, guess what, Lee? I don't have a rat problem. I'm good. I don't need the snake around here. Yeah. I get it, but no.

Like, he's going to have to ply his craft somewhere else. Yeah. Go be a snake somewhere else, dog. Yeah, you and your oil get out of here. I don't want some fucking zanned out snake in the corner of my yard. What's up, Dave? Just over there listening to fucking Swisha House all day.

Just planting tulips in the front yard, just guarding the shit out of it. Hey, Dave, can you turn up that Sturgill while you smoke your meat? I'm chilling out here. Is that how snakes sound? When they're on lean, yeah. Oh, yeah. Very aloof. Dude, I can't believe I was 32 years old when i realized it was garter

snake and not gardener snake well you really thought it was gardener snake i want to i want to that's what he said just now yeah oh fuck i thought that was just a joke no no like dude i truly thought that that was a garden i'm not the only person trust me like no people call them garden snakes yeah it's a garter which i think is fair because if it's a snake in your garden i'm gonna allow you to call it a garden g-a-A-R-T-E-R. Why are they called garter snakes? What if chicks at weddings are just throwing out garters? Garter snakes.

I don't know. That'd be weird if she just reaches up her dress and pulls out a snake. No one wants to catch that. Oh. Yeah. Hey, can we talk about what lit Twitter on fire last night and is still lighting it on fire? Yeah, yeah. Hey, can we talk about what lit Twitter on fire last night and is still lighting it on fire? Yeah, please.

Justin Bieber challenging y'all's boy Tom Cruise to a fight. TC. Unbelievable. What is he doing? I mean, he wants to throw hands. Who does he think he's dealing with here? Bieber? I think he thinks he's dealing with Tom Cruise.

Yeah, it's pretty clear. He names him in the tweet. Dave said all that needed to be said is that he does his own stunts. Tom Cruise, as weird as the guy is, and he is a weird dude, he's a man. Hey, you know what I was thinking when I responded to his tweet? What if Bieber body bagged me? Yeah. No, dude.

Dude, Bieber's done that before. I know. I was thinking. He's likely. Not likely, but he definitely responds to people what if he just was like that quote to me like shut the fuck up fuck up oh damn all right well so he said this has 24 000 retweets and 115 000 likes well that went micro viral micro says i want to challenge tom cruise to a fight in the octagon tom if you don't take this fight

you're scared and you will never live it down use's the wrong you are by the way who is willing to put it on the fight dana white i love this move i love him challenging tom cruise to a fight i love him he's choosing somebody that's like similar in build and size it's but i also love him saying tom if you don't take this fight you're scared it's a little soft that he's choosing the guy who's, A, 56 years old, B, listed at 5'7". That's probably a pretty generous listing. Definitely 5'5". Probably about 5'5".

That part of it is weak to me. At the same time, Tom Cruise would wear that ass out in a ring. Ooh, see, I don't know. Dude. I don't think it's much of a contest at all so bieber's well i think bieber's 5'9 he's listed at 5'9 he's 5'7 not 5'9 he's yeah he's not 5'9 he's a tiny man bieber weighs one max 130 no he weighs more than 130 he is so skinny dave okay there's a couple things we didn't talk about here so he said oct. So octagon immediately leads you to conclude

that this is going to be a mixed martial arts fight. Yes. So this isn't just put on some headgear and let's put on some like oversized gloves and box. This is... He wants to scrap. He wants to ground and pound. Which don't we all.

And... Like, did Tom Cruise like try to bang Hailey Bieber or something like that? Like, what's going on? That's very unlikely. Why is he so mad? I feel like that they were hanging out and they just like, as a joke, were like,

dude, what if I tweeted this? It'll make people talk about you again. No, but dude, I don't think he's been, I don't think they're hanging out. Like, Bieber's been taking time off to work on his mental health lately. Well, it doesn't sound like it's, I mean, he's calling out Tom Cruise.

No offense. Man, what if you were just one tweet away from national headlines? That's some power right there. I mean, yeah, he's a trending topic. Yeah. Do we have any Twitter moments you want to share? I can see. Do y'all think Bieber has a chance against...

Yeah, here's why. Here's why. A, Bieber's definitely a little bit athletic. I've seen him play basketball. He's got some handles, and he just looks fluid out there on the court. He's athletic. He's got the dance thing. You know my statement on guys who can dance.

Like Baker Mayfield, you don't want to scrap with him. And he's younger, dude. He's got the cardio. He's got no body fat. Tom Cruise has... He's, what, 56, you said? I'm going to venture to say Tom Cruise's cardio is stronger than Bieber's. Because of Scientology?

No. Because the dude's in great shape. Tom Cruise is... We haven't seen Tom with his shirt off in a long time. I just Googled it, and he's got old man strength body. Okay, are they going to let... He might be on T-replacement. Don't fuck with old man strength.

No, he... Yeah, but you know how real that is. I don't think he's got cardio. I don't think he's got... He's going to have to get him out in the first round. I think the cardio, it favors Tom Cruise here. I know Bieber's young and all that, but... Who does Tom Cruise walk out with?

I don't think he's pounding the treadmill. He has to come out to the Top Gun theme, right? You don't think he's pounding the treadmill. He has to come out to the top. You don't think he's pounding the tready? Who runs Scientology? David Miscavige. That's who he's walking out with. He's definitely walking out with him. Yeah.

Miscavige. Crazy man. Do you think he walks out to like Highway to the Danger Zone or something? Any Kenny Loggins song, you name it. Okay. Yeah. Who does Bieber walk out with?

Do you think he's got Floyd in his corner since he would walk out with Floyd? He is on the money team yep for sure floyd he's tmt floyd's got a reciprocate that's my favorite thing about going to vegas when there's a fight is you see a bunch of like random dudes with like tmt hats and you're like man that dude's in the money team yeah that's just some fat white guy like oh yeah dude you're on the money you're on the money team cool man uh sorry i've had that thought for a while it's okay dave he is a bieber does roll with floyd so he would have top-notch training i know tom can afford it like that's a really good point he's gonna get trained by like

the best now that's just striking if this is a whole thing then like all bets are off if this thing goes to the ground first of all it's it's going to be a terrible fight. What if like Tom Cruise has a heart attack in the middle of the fight and just like dies and Bieber's just like, Oh, what about the argument that Tom Cruise is actually not human? That's a good argument. That's not fair. If you have Bieber who presumably is human versus Tom and not human,

then that's, that doesn't seem like a fair fight. It wouldn't surprise me if the Church of Scientology had clones of Tom Cruise that they put out at this point. You're going to send one of the clones to fight Biebs? A robot Tom Cruise? Yeah, that wouldn't blow my mind. Honestly?

If there's one group out there who's got clones running around, it's definitely Scientology. Did they ever get off the measles ship? I think they're still there. Tom, can we confirm that Tom's not on that ship? Yeah, like what? Come on. Google says that Justin Bieber weighs 145 pounds.

Again, there's just no way. Okay. There's no way. I believe that. Nah. That's very light. Yeah, I know. But even so. He's a no way. Okay. There's no way. I believe that. Nah. That's very light. Yeah, I know, but even so. He's a tiny dude.

Bieber or Cruz? Well, both, but Bieber. They're both not big. I bet Cruz has 30 to 40 pounds on Bieber. Maybe not. Maybe not that much. I bet Tom is at about 165, 170 at the most. Yeah.

Which, that's still a significant advantage. He's going to have to cut some weight to meet that weight class. Bieber probably has two inches on him. An inch and a half, two inches, something like that. Bieber's got quick hands. What if instead of fighting, they just, like, in the middle of the squared circle, just start making out? But, dude, it's Justin Bieber.

We're talking about Tom Cruise. The guy does his own stunts. Like Dave said, the guy's like a full-blown man. He's legit. Bieber's a little bitch. I don't think Tom Cruise is still doing his own stunts. Oh yeah, he is.

Yeah, he is, you fuck. I don't think he is. We saw a video of him breaking his foot. He almost died making that last Mission Impossible movie. I think he's doing

selective stunts that they've approved and then they're like taping it so that he can uphold his reputation as that guy. Did you see the one where he's hanging on stunts that they've approved, and then they're taping it so that he can uphold his reputation as that guy. Did you see the one where he was hanging on the outside of that plane? No, that was tight. He did that.

That happened. I think you're forgetting about one crucial thing about Tom Cruise, Will. He was inverted. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't forget about that. I hate everything. Has he popped his top since the volleyball scene in Top Gun? I'm sure he has, but I can't recall.

Did you see Conor McGregor's tweet? Yeah. It said, if Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge. Again, I love that people are just questioning Cruise right now. Calling him scared, being like, if you're man enough. He's just sitting back doing Scientology. He doesn't know this shit's going on why did connor go on to call mark walberg look at his his next tweet

okay well it says what the fuck happened mcgregor sports and entertainment what's the bout does cruz have the sprouts to fight like he does in the movies stay tuned to find out the sprouts like sneaky shots of sprouts my favorite grocery store. Why is B doing this? You're Sprouts, boy? I love Sprouts. Hey, will you check and see why he called out Mark Wahlberg? Sprouts stinks, dude.

He said, yeah, and then he said, he said shortly after that tweet, he said, I challenge Mark Wahlberg on the very same card. Honestly, electric. That seems unfair to Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. What does he say? Why? Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, I'd still still i'd have i'd have that's that's a word he used an interesting contraction

double contraction you don't see that yeah i'd have still slapped the ears off him and took my ufc shares back hashtag shares hashtaghtag something else I don't know. Hashtag ESPN. And then he signed the tweet, McGregor Sports and Entertainment. What is he doing? First of all, this is excellent viral guerrilla marketing. He's latching on to a trending topic. As one of the best pound-for-pound fighters in the world, right?

One of the best. At one point. You can't go at an actor. Well, Marky Mark's got hands for an old washed-up actor. What if Marky Mark just beat the piss out of him? Talking Conor McGregor. You're right. That's like Kristen Yellich challenging some slapdick to a home run derby. Yeah, we're never going to win.

Everything has to be baseball and home runs for you. That's where my brain goes, man. You should have said Frank Thomas. The big hurt. The big hurt. Yeah. he was tight he's a big man big hurt yeah big hurt we got to round out that we need a we need a a ladies fight to round out that card uh does this also need to which which way are we going

to go celebs we're going to go pro versus random celeb that just gets called out for no reason. Yeah. We just, I don't know. We just, who's like, who's like the it,

it girl right now. Daniel Nunez. I don't know who that is. She beat the piss out of Ronda Rousey. She's no, no, no, no disrespect to like women's MMA,

but like this card is not made for that. This card is made for like two celebrities. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. What's Justin Timberlake's wife? Jessica Biel.

Should we just have a Jessica Battle Royale? Sure. Alba versus Biel versus Chastain. Simpson? Ooh. No, Simpson's not about that life. Simpson, she ain't lasting long in that ring. I think her conditioning's taken a hit lately. She's from weak North Dallas suburbs. no simpson's not about that since she ain't she ain't lasting long in that ring i think

her conditioning's taking a hit lately she's from weak weak north dallas suburbs she didn't want smoke um did you just call out a north dallas suburb i think she's from like frisco or some shit i don't know gross so everyone's doing her soft no but i mean that was like kind of like a thing back in high school. You know, I kind of peaked then. So I like to refer back to it often. Um, what was the first Jessica?

Oh yeah. Jessica Beal. For some reason, I always, she always strikes me as like being at very athletic. I think it's because she's in great shape. Okay. Unbelievable shape.

Yeah. So that'll do it. She looks like she could be number one on like a high school track team and doesn't jessica alba just sell like lip gloss now jessica alba like i don't know no she has that brand it's called uh honest i think i think she's a legit billionaire like she's it's like a yoga does she have like a yoga like clothing brand i think she has a a portfolio that has a lot of stuff going on. It's very diverse. She recently did...

Have you ever... So, I think I've talked about this before. The Vogue 73 questions that they do, where they go into, like, a celebrity's house and ask them 73 questions. It's, like, somewhat staged, but kind of interesting. Why not just cut it off at 21? I don't know. Talk to Fitty about that.

But they did hers, and I was like, oh, shit. Jessica Alba's got a dope-ass house. Like, she's not struggling. Okay. This says she's worth $200 million. Oh, I thought that was a lot more than that. It's still a lot. How much of that was from Into the Blue?

$198. With Paul Walker. Yeah. Jessica Beal's worth $18. Not that that's important. That's still a lot, huh? Yeah is good stop well good for jessica alba you don't want back and watch that video like 25 times explain what you're talking about we didn't talk about it last week how did we not even like get into that we referenced like five times people thought we were just doing that that's that's not for some

reason somebody just discovered or rediscovered Paul Walker's got some lines, rest in peace, from one of the first Fast and Furious movies. And he's just walking next to, what's his name, Tyrese. And he goes, and they're talking back and forth. He goes, I told you not to worry about it, cuh. And his face looks real serious. So people have been just dying re-watching that

yeah some people are like oh dude he killed that shit some people are like no it's this is terrible i think ka is the most impossible word for a white guy to pull off i can say i don't think i've ever said that word until the last podcast yeah i've that was never... Cuh? I didn't know what it was. It's just short for cousin, I think. Like, cuh. Like, fam, family, cuh, cousin. That was not anything that ever made its way into my friend group.

We were never trying to be cool. I'd be like, man, what's up, cuh? Even when we say fam, it's, you know... Cuh is just hard. We're doing jokes. Like, we're not... We can't really pull off saying fam in a social environment, but cuh is at a different level. Like, we came in to tempt that one. It's... Go look... If you're bored... No not we can't really pull off saying fam in a social environment but kuh is

at a different level like we came in to tempt that one it's go look if you're if you're bored if you're bored we should retweet it if we can find the guy's tweet just look up paul if you're on twitter look up paul walker kuh c-u-h c-u-h kuh it's you'll watch it a bunch because it's so funny have you have you guys heard the big news not the fast and furious franchise no john cena he's in fast and furious 9 wow are they gonna cgi paul walker into this one maybe did they do that last time they did it he died like when they were filming that the last one that he was in and so they had to they used his brother in place of him and just cgi'd his face over his brother's face uh i don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

It was pretty weird, man. Yeah, it was weird. And you could tell, too. It was not good. It was weird. I think Jason Isbell had this tweet, but he said, I'm surprised to know that John Cena has not been in all of the Fast and Furious movies, which is a really good point.

Say what you want. I think this is a good move for both parties john cena is actually a pretty funny actor and i think he could be i think i think he's had next to the rock he's maybe had the best post wrestling career like everybody likes him is he not wrestling anymore he might make appearances every now and then but he's not like in the mix okay he's not tread lightly i feel like we have a small contingent of like WWE fans who might like rip our throats out if we like get something incorrect about it. Well, unless they want to catch a razor's edge, they'll fucking chill out. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Calm down, Bieber. Oh, so dude, I didn't realize that The Rock is actually not going to be in Fast and Furious 9. He's moved on to bigger, better things like Skyscraper. He has three other movies going on at the same time. Is that why? He has to go do a movie where he climbs a mountain to save his family,

and then at the end he has to arm wrestle an alien or some shit. Cena's introduction to the forthcoming film comes after Dwayne The Rock Johnson's absence. The other WWE superstar broke the news earlier in January, stating the Fast and Furious presents Hobbs and Shaw's spinoff is the main reason. So he's not doing number nine. He's just doing a spinoff.

Because if there's one thing the Fast and Furious franchise needs, it's more spinoffs of the original. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Look, those movies are entertaining. I like them. There's a reason why they made so many. Isn't it you who doesn't like them, Dave? I've really never given them a fair chance. Look, those movies are entertaining. I like them. There's a reason why they made so many.

Isn't it you who doesn't like them, Dave? I've really never given them a fair chance. Dude, they're so entertaining. You know our good friend Barrett Dudley? He loves those movies. It's one of my favorite things about Barrett. Yeah. Because Barrett has a high taste when it comes to pretty much everything in life.

And he likes his prestige television and good movies. So him just being a fast and furious guy just like i love it validates it let's fucking go huh if you want to go i'll go i said i'll check it out cuh i looked at the movies yesterday everyone knows i got secret life of pets 2 off damn i got a soft pretzel and Sour Patch Kids. I was trash. No one matches those two together. You want to know why I did that?

Because you're trash? Because I was kind of hungover. And I was a bottomless pit yesterday. You said you felt great yesterday. I felt great and then... You got in the car? As the day started going on, I started really hitting a wall. The car is the...

Okay. You ever had a hangover where you think you're good. You're like, dude, I dodged a bullet. I feel pretty good. Then you're like, I'm going to go get some food. And you get in the car and then you get through like the first stoplight. You're like, oh no, it hit me. See, I just realized what it was.

We went out to breakfast and had a good breakfast. And then we walked up to a store about three blocks uphill uh in very hot heat and that's when i was like oh i might die now that was that was the straw that broke it was hot i went to hit golf balls yesterday it was very hot yeah i couldn't i couldn't do it but the reason i got so hung over was because of these damn white claws what how many people on your timeline were getting faded this weekend i'm not kidding I saw like 10 guys I don't follow a ton of people so like 10 dudes were just talking about

taking claws down all weekend and getting hammered and y'all were of course a big part of that y'all were hammering white claws at that birthday party the reason I had a white claw was I had never had one before I'd heard about them I've seen them everywhere but you don't see them at bars that often and so i saw or so on friday i decided to go to my pool and uh sally sister lily of the mail-in podcast fame she came to the pool as well and she brought some mango

white claws and i was like i've never had one of those and she's like you got to try it so i did and then she had her birthday party the very next day and they were doing a white claw event at the fucking party and they were just handing them out for free so they had i tried mango on friday and then i tried black cherry on saturday i tweeted about i tried the buck cherry one it kept screaming at me telling me to love the cocaine and shit i was like what i surprisingly get that reference but i i tweeted about how all guys on my timeline were just drinking White Claw weekend and people started coming out of the woodwork

being like, yeah, same with me. What of it? It's like every guy discovered White Claw this weekend and decided to let the world know. No, I think that was just us. Dude, until I saw a bunch of people talking. To be fair, I have tried it in the past i did have a couple claws i crushed two claws on saturday at the party and uh i was pleasantly surprised but

surprised but the the cap on claws is two after two i can't drink anymore they're dangerous they're dangerous but they they fill you up in a certain kind of way what's the alcohol by volume five i think it's a hundred percent oh yeah that is strong then dave wow yeah five percent five percent so it's a it's a beer basically it's it's more than a light beer right but it's not as much as an ipa well it depends on the it depends on the ipa session oh here we go we got we got a over-the-top beer guy dylan coming back you like some if you like some session IPAs, you might get under 5%. Hey man, tell us about your beer you had at BJ's. Yeah dude, was it hazy? It

was so good. Did it have a hint of citrus for the summer? No. Just a basic ale. I went with the red ale from Four Corners yesterday when I picked up my sixer. Shout out to the backer I ran into at the gas station. Major shout. He told me about how he backed his car into a light pole and his wife's pissed at him hope she's not listening um anyway we had a conversation about his vehicle yeah i picked up a sixer yesterday so that's that's pretty much the point of that story what were we talking about dead guy dead guy is a german style mount maybach my bach made with rogues proprietary Pac-Man ale yeast are you you're drinking a beer

made with Pac-Man Jones' yeast I don't know I don't know what you just said what's in there Maybach music you that's

yeah I'm confused but they're so good man have you not had one no try them they're out of Oregon they're good man

real good cool man dude you need to have a beer you want to do a beer podcast yeah dude i'm not i'm not snobby enough let's have dylan talk no but i know but i feel like it doesn't make any sense because you actually genuinely like a bunch of different like beers but you're quiet about it and i feel like it's it's because beer snob guy is obnoxious i know no one likes beer snob like beers but you're quiet about it and i feel like it's it's because beer snob guy is obnoxious i know no one likes beer snob guy okay but you're like you're you're uh you're you're aggressive about other things that you aren't as into but whereas like beer i feel like this is a great opportunity for you to really really go hard on something

yeah i don't know but you know guys will just show up to uh like a watch party there's a big game on and they'll bring just some like off the wall obscure beer see all the watch parties i go to everyone takes their watch off and throws it in a bowl oh god sorry go on they bring these beers just so they can talk about them they're just conversation starters they just want to they want to tell you about what they found at central market like oh yeah this one it's like dude shut up i don't want to be that guy that's why i don't do that you come on you are that guy i'm not let it race it's who you are now i'm not i do love a good craft beer though man i can confirm that the beer that we complained about that was not uh bell's oberon that's a hundred percent not a's Oberon. Yeah, they screwed that up.

At our pizza place that we go to. Well, they just got the keg wrong or the beer is a bad batch? So I got an Oberon in Michigan specifically to... To test it out. To know. Yeah, my suspicions were right. It's just, it was incorrect. I think they put the wrong beer in the keg. Do you think maybe the water's just different up there?

Yeah, I think that's it. It could be the tannins. It's like they hooked up a Keystone Light keg. Do you think maybe the water's just different up there? Yeah, I think that's it. It could be the tannins. It's like they hooked up a Keystone Light keg to that. It's really bad. Keystone's the worst beer. We all know that. No, it's not. I mean, I'm not going to argue with you.

It's up there. It's not the worst. What's worse? Milwaukee's Best. I don't think I've ever had one. What's the least likely beer company that would sponsor this podcast? I'll tell you. Then I'll tell you my answer.

Milwaukee's best is the absolute worst. Is that the Beast? Yes. Okay. It tastes like straight piss. Man, I think some people ride hard for Milwaukee's best. They're going to come at us. I love Milwaukee.

I've never been there, but I've heard great things. Milwaukee's best, though. It's the worst light beer. That's the one when I showed up somewhere and someone was like, yeah, no, my older brother bought us 230 racks. If you show up and see that they're both Milwaukee's best, it's just devastating. Unless you're in high school and you don't really care. But even then, that's the one beer that I kind of cared about.

Really? I was a big Bush Light guy, though. At that time. Really? Bush Light, big Bush Light guy, though. At that time. Really? Bush Light, Natty, Keystone, Milwaukee's best, that order. The Keystone 30-pack was the official beer of high school. Yeah, same. Same.

And it was, like, for some reason devastating when a place, they had, like, 24 packs, but they didn't have a 30. You're like okay i guess i'll just fuck off then grocery store oh i can still smell like a coffee table just loaded with like a you know beers from the night before that have like an inch left in there and they just smell like piss dude when i left my apartment today i was drinking coffee on my couch and i set my coffee cup down not really looking and I knocked over like 12 empty White Claws. They just went everywhere.

You went too hard on White Claws. My apartment looks like a fucking sorority room. My goal is to try every Spike Seltzer drink in the next two months. There's a lot of people out there chirping a bunch of different brands. It's real. What's the one, Toomey? Truly? I think Toomey is the luggage company.

I saw people hashtagging Claws Up. Shouldn't it be Claws Out, though? That sounds catchier to me. It makes more sense. Claws Out. I'm sorry. No, you're not wrong. Like, oh, the Claws came out.

Like when there's a cat fight. Claws Out. Like the hypothetical one that... Claws out for the boys. We never really got to. We just talked about Jessica Biel beating the shit out of Jessica Alba. I guess that was it. I would watch the shit out of that fight the more I think about it.

Everyone in the world would. Are you kidding me? That sounds awesome. Yeah. I do think I've tried the best two flavors per what everyone's saying online. Everyone said don't try the lime. Okay. Oh, I had a lime on Saturday.

It wasn't great. So mango and what else? Black cherry? Yeah. Well, Dave said buck cherry, but I think that was a joke. I tried to get the eagle eye cherry flavor, but they didn't have that. That's the worst flavor. You just crack

you just crack the butt cherry and it just goes hey I'm a crazy drink if you think so to pull back the curtain we have some new podcast equipment coming in the next

24 hours and you can you can do sound effects on the board I think I'm just gonna get one that just goes that's dangerous

hey we could really overdo that there's not gonna be a disturbed one yeah there is did you see my you don't you're not on snapchat i finally threw a snapchat up my uber driver who he had music on but he had it turned all the way down so i could see the songs changing he didn't talk it was silence he just turned the music down when we got in. It was disturbed. And it was that song.

And I was like, I want to be like, dude, turn it up, man. Dude, just blast it. You mind fucking cranking it, dude? The song, that is? Ew. Yeah, you can't ask your Uber driver to crank it. You mind turning the volume up, dude? I do love Uber driver selections of songs.

Do you think they tailor it to their rider? Yes. There's the standoffish ones who, like, they don't care. No. They're not changing it no matter what. Then there's the one who is overly accommodating, which I don't like. Like, what kind of music? Is this okay?

And, like, it's something that you don't really like, but you don't hate enough to, like, have him change. If they ask that, i'm not gonna tell them like oh toss on that new vampire weekend and have him typing in shit on his phone hey can i have the ox like no just take me just yeah they used to have it so you could put on your spotify in your in the uber they took that away i don't know i haven't done it in like years but then there's the sometimes drop that new cutty car sometimes they just put on songs that just like they don't give a shit i don't like when they give me the option because a i feel like it's too much pressure b i feel like i'm sliding them by telling them that like i don't know whatever like deep cut killers he's listening to i don't want to listen to and don't poop no i'm not but i'm just I'm just saying if it's a song where it

you know it's something that it's fine I don't know if I've got a he's got a better option he's gonna go to there's a great chance

he doesn't like I don't know what kind of music you like I'm like then we have to start talking about what kind of music I like

and I don't wanna be like oh man I'm really into Americano right now I love good song like I don't wanna fucking do that fuck off

so I kinda respect the guy going volume down no convo but just know you turned down a pretty good songwriting. Like, I don't want to fucking do that. Fuck off. So I kind of respect the guy going volume down, no convo. But just know, you turned down a pretty good song there, buddy. Yeah, if you have Buck Cherry going, you can't just turn it down. I was disturbed on Buck Cherry. Whatever. Buck Cherry would have been...

I would have been like in the back, like punching myself in the face, getting pumped up. Let's go drink some claws. The claws are coming out and up. Let's go drink some claws. The claws are coming out and up. You know you probably spend about 90% of your life in underwear. Dude, I'm not wearing underwear right now. This is like, I'm in the 10% right now. The 10% is finally hitting.

I'm wearing some shorts with a liner, so I'm not wearing underwear. I need to go home and put my MeUndies on. You owe it to yourself to make sure you're wearing the softest undies in town that's why we only wear me undies these are these things are just insanely soft they got that micro modal fabric are you familiar with that oh yes three times softer than cotton three times not not not double the softness three times thrice thrice not only will make it feel like your loins are being hugged by joy itself,

but MeUndies gives you multiple style options for both men and women. They have a new boxer brief with a fly, so you can go through the gate instead of over the fence. Think about that. A lot of people prefer to do that. Yeah. That's the sound it makes. It's like, what's his face?

What? Jack Nicholson from The Shining. Here's Wiener. Yep. I'm sorry. That's exactly what he says. They also have lounge pants and onesies. Dylan wore some to BJ's last night.

No, stop. But when I got home, when I had to switch out of my soaking wet clothes, I actually did put the lounge pants on. Love it. The Star Wars ones? They're so comfortable. Yeah, the Star Wars ones. Lightsabers?

I wore those last night too. Billy, can you confirm or deny that you wear pajama pants when flying? No. The Star Wars ones? They're so comfortable. Yeah, the Star Wars ones. Lightsabers? I wore those last night too. Billy, can you confirm or deny that you wear pajama pants when flying? No. People who do that are trash. With your neck belt? You have a neck pillow around you?

It's like the people who go to the library to study for finals in big fluffy slippers. Like, we get it. You're up all night studying. Well, it looks like it's going to be a long one.

Fuck off. You really open yourself up there to talk. Like, how often do you see that these days? When I was in college. Okay. That was the last time.

Okay. Dylan's the dude who always holds down the conference room. You can't say stuff like that and expect us not to jump on it. I don't think about it. Dylan's in the conference room

and like nobody's in there yet and he's just holding it down. People are like knocking. He's like, sorry, we got it reserved. Sorry. Like mouthing it. Either way, MeUndies has a great offer for our listeners. For any. Like mouthing it. Either way, MeUndies

has a great offer for our listeners. For any first-time purchasers, when you get MeUndies, you get 15% off and free shipping. That's 15% off a pair of the most comfortable undies you'll ever put on. To get your 15% off of your first pair, free shipping and a 100% satisfaction guarantee,

go to MeUndies.com slash circling back. That's MeUndies.com slash circling back. Dress like Dylan when he's flying. Me me undies.com circling back that's me undies.com circling back dress like dylan when he's flying me undies man one of the worst smells in the world is when you get into a conference room after a bunch of people who were studying for finals like walk out and it just smells like must and like be a not only that but like the red bull sugar-free stench dip dip there's like a dip uh cup over there in the corner that's kind of spilled it's just the worst man add it all residue on the table just like dry mouth breath just permeating let's start dipping let's not start you're always dipping you just podcast the dip in

i'm doing i have a dip in right now. Long cut. You actually do dip the pouches, though, right? No, I don't do it anymore. You don't? No. When did you give that up? A couple weeks ago.

Like yesterday. No, I'm just kidding. No, I can't do that stuff. It's too scary. It's pretty nasty. You didn't do it during ball season? I dipped one time in eighth grade. i got really really sick and i threw up for like four hours straight and since then i don't i can't even like smell the stuff so that see we we didn't let it happen we did the irresponsible thing of just like

we thought it'd be fun to start doing on the golf course and it it feels it felt good but then all of a sudden just like oh oh now I'm the dip guy dude but dipping it doesn't work when it's hot no that's a bad

we were doing that in Michigan I mean this was like 8 years ago that I was actually dipping like but I didn't do it

that often you ever know anybody who chewed chewing tobacco no yeah really yeah

that's gross dude red man yeah I feel like I feel like most of them like actual chew they were trying to do like big Really? Yeah. That's gross. Dude. Redman? Yeah. I feel like most of them. Like actual chew. They were trying to do big leaguers. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I knew there was a guy. Larry Dykstra style. Oh, yeah. Just complete. Just degenerate. Larry is his first name, right?

Lenny. Lenny Dykstra. I don't know why I said Larry. Yeah. Or like John Kruk. I don't even know if he dipped. Larry was his brother. Yeah, Larry. The Dexter brothers.

That shit's gross, man. Yeah, dude. Why are we talking about this? How did we get here? I don't know. Can we talk about Big Little Lies real quick? Yeah, I didn't watch it. Why didn't you watch it? To be clear, we didn't say that we were going to talk about this last night when Dylan didn't watch. I decided after the hockey game last night, I decided to watch the third Black Mirror.

So now I've watched all of the Black Mirrors instead of Big Little Lies. I've watched two of the three Black Mirrors and I've watched Big Little Lies. I had a big TV weekend. Okay. I also finished Chernobyl. Where'd you think I last episode? Great last i really that guy is such an underrated actor so underrated i don't even know his name he's incredible he was awesome in madman madman madman uh but he's he's great and like he absolutely murdered his scene when he was talking about what happened he's good

um that show was badass man i didn I didn't want it to end. Did you stay for the credits when they showed the photos of the actual people? Yeah. Maybe my favorite part of the show. I get to see who these people were.

Yeah, because you always wonder what they actually look like. Yeah. And then they hit you with it at the end. It's like, oh, okay, thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. But I had to watch that show with subtitles on. I'll become a subtitled guy. I have to do it with stuff like that because sometimes accents like i couldn't understand them and it's also quiet and you kind of miss certain lines there were a couple lines where i was like i would have never even

noted that known that he said something there and instead i got something from it but like it did make it difficult i don't know subtitles they have they have their good things and their bad things we talked about this i am uh i very rarely will do use the subtitle and i apparently am in the minority on this i feel like subtitles are really having a moment right now it's become way easier to turn them on and off yeah it really has like in the past you'd have to go like into your settings and like you know what i mean you'd have to go like into your settings and like you know what I mean you'd have to like rewire your TV

it was impossible Game of Thrones I found it very helpful yeah there's so many characters they talk weirdly I would recommend it

for that first couple seasons just so you can get to know everybody sounds like Lord of the Rings movies I only use it for Peaky Blinders cause that's the one I've heard

that's a must their their English accent is so difficult to dissect. It's impossible. It's just broken and dirty. I love it. What do you think of Big Little Lies? I enjoyed it.

I liked the show. Anyway, I honestly thought that last season kind of ended... I know it was a book, correct? So they had to go buy the book i thought i didn't think the storyline got that interesting toward the end um i was just kind of like this is all this build up for him to i mean there's gonna be spoilers so if you're i'm gonna spoil that if you haven't watched season one like i'm sorry and you just mash that 15 second button mash it like

two times mash it like twice. Ending with him just getting shoved down a staircase, like a case of stairs, I was like, okay. Like, that's not that big of a payoff for me. This season, really? Okay, I don't know if this is a good or a bad thing. Probably a good thing.

It feels like an extent, it just feels like more episodes of last season. I think that's what you want. That's probably what you want, but... I didn't love the first season, by the way. That's another reason why I wasn't anxious to start the second one. People seem to like it more than I did. I didn't think it finished as strongly as it started.

Yeah, that was my issue. There's some really good characters. Reese Witherspoon's great. You love Reese. I do. I didn't realize how tiny she was. She's great. she's a tiny person I think she's gonna fight Haley Bieber in the undercard oh nice I'd watch that I'm here for it oh you are yeah nice but my issue is um so Meryl Streep's in this they had to go out and get like

that's like uh bringing KD onto the Warriors right yes it's bringing it like that's such a good comparison has anybody made that i should tweet that maybe go by maybe make a twitter moment um i feel like her character is kind of one episode in i remember thinking she seems like a an snl character where like she's just kind of like really something about it it's like she's over so over the top at times where it's like okay is this like a an SNL sketch where it's like everybody's like normal and she's just so over the top and I didn't get that at all I don't know man I I knew I mean I had a feeling she was going to come in and just be a total bitch yeah that's what she needed she plays she plays Perry the guy who the the bad guy from

last season scars guard the guy her mom he got his mom fits all really okay so i you kind of knew that she was going to come in and play like the yeah she's well because her son was murdered she thinks that something she's alludes to the fact that she thinks it went down differently than the story that these women are telling. And she's got some pretty good scenes with Reese Witherspoon. Yeah. So I don't like Meryl Streep. I think she's annoying.

I think she thinks very highly of herself. And she also called Harvey Weinstein God during an acceptance speech at one point. So that's kind of not a good one. That's one you want back. Yeah, yeah. She probably wants that one back. Before the Me Too God. Oh. During an acceptance speech at one point. Probably shouldn't. So that's kind of not a good one. That's one you want back. Yeah, yeah. She probably wants that one back. Before the Me Too stuff.

Yeah. And so I've just never really been a big fan of her. And I feel like everyone kind of praises her a little too much. I think that's why I don't really care for her that much. It's the over-the-top praise other people give her. It's not all her fault. She brings a lot of it on herself. She dissed MMA in an acceptance speech one time. And I remember being people give her. It's not all her fault. She brings a lot of it on herself. She dissed MMA

in an acceptance speech one time. And I remember being like, man, that's kind of fucked up. Why'd you have to go and do that to him? Why are you punching there? Most of these guys are like, you know,

just trying to fight for their lives. Probably come from poor backgrounds and they're like, oh, here's you up here. Miss Hollywood. She's fighting Helen Mirren on the same card as Bieber and Tom Cruise as well.

I'm hammering Helen. Oh yeah, she's in great shape. I actually thought she was pretty good. And I kind of thought she was more maniacal than I was anticipating her to be. I was like, oh, she's a fucking psycho. And I kind of like it. I think this season might get really good.

I'm still skeptical this season. Anytime your show runs out of source material, as we've learned, it can be a problem. my only thing with that is that the source material like the the original book it kind of left a little too desired and so i'm hoping that maybe the writers were like no we're taking the reins now let's do this are we sure it's not based off another book there wasn't another one in the series or anything no okay there Okay. There's one. I feel like I have more hope now. Okay. Because the first one just kind of splattered.

I'm not muting it, and I'm sure as hell not canceling it. But I'm just saying I'm watching it closely. I'm monitoring the situation. What was everyone's final rating of Chernobyl? Solid A. Solid A. I will give it a very solid A. Solid A. I will give it a very solid A. Okay.

Because it was the... Not an A+, to be clear. Not an A+, but it was the perfect... It was just a miniseries. It was five episodes. They didn't drag on any storylines. Just because they didn't have to. They didn't have to fill it with material.

They got to the point. They gave us some historical context. To my knowledge, much of it was factually true based on real events, obviously, but like the coal miners and shit. The one thing that I saw that was just like,

people were like, no, that will never happen, was, I don't know the names. I don't know these Russian names. The woman being part of it. Yeah. People were just like, no, at that point in Russia,

a woman would never have that kind of influence. No one would even listen to her. They wouldn't even entertain it. You know why they came up with that character? Yes, because they were doing a tribute to all the other people that were working on it. A team of scientists. Yeah. But yeah, somebody wrote like, no,

a woman would have never been listened to in any official capacity at that point in this scenario. Really good show though. Really good. I thought she was bad-ass though. She was awesome. She was good. A lot of good stuff.

Yeah. I think it, I think it has to get an A. Yeah. Damn good stuff. Yeah, I think it has to get an A. Yeah. Damn good show. We have anything else from this weekend of entertainment? I feel like a lot of people don't know about Chernobyl. I had no clue.

I knew the word. I knew nothing about what actually happened there. That's scary. There was a point where it was like, oh, so this might actually destroy an entire continent. Yeah. Like, it could have made an entire continent inhabitable. I'm not gonna sit here and act like I'm some history buff.

I knew nothing about the gravity of that entire situation. I never knew why it happened. I always kind of knew, or just blamed it, you know, being an American like I am, I'm like, oh, Russian incompetence, which actually ended up kind of being right. Not Russian. I should say Soviet because, you know, USSR. But now that I know, I'm like, wow, that's pretty messed up.

Pretty scary. Pretty scary, man. What scares me is that I said this earlier. What scares me is that, I said this earlier, what scares me is that it's possible that this could happen again at some point. I need to look into Three Mile Island. Obviously not on the same level, but it's still scary. I just don't know how I'd shut off to the public. Hard to say.

Hard to say. Yeah, I think it's interesting how you can still see effects of the Chernobyl thing today. For example, you can't even go there. The basement of that hospital, their clothes are still down there. Stuff like that is pretty interesting to me. Yeah, I think you actually can go. There's guided trips through there. You can go into Chernobyl.

Really? For a short period of time but there's like people that are like getting you to wear a lead suit i don't know no dude they're like influencers like going to chernobyl and shit i did see this making it around no i'm not dude i'm not kidding i know you're not that's what's so funny yeah like there's girls like getting fit pics off at like chernobyl it's like what are you doing? I have such an issue. So that conversation on Twitter, people started responding to it with people getting FitPix off at like,

oh, I don't know. Auschwitz. Auschwitz, Dachau. Yeah. Stop getting FitPix off of these places, people. Maybe don't have a photo of you. You should not be in the photo. I'll go as far as to say,

if you're at Chernobyl or any concentration camp. Don't be portrait moting. You yourself, you should not be in the photo. No. Even if it's not a selfie. I think you can be in the photo to commemorate that you were there. What do you do?

What's your, okay, what's your pose? You're not throwing a deuce up. You can't, portrait motes you just get disabled the second you walk into like a place like that yeah don't throw because like you're you can't just you can't yeah you can't chuck a deuce or chunk a deuce but you can't have portrait mode that blurs out the background just has you as the focal point like that should just not exist in those scenarios i just don't think i don't see a scenario unless it's you like off like you know looking into the distance i'm really taking it all in like wow what happened here is crazy even then it's like dude you didn't need to be in this photo like off like you know looking into the distance like really taking it all in like wow what

happened here is crazy even then it's like dude you didn't need to be in this photo oh my god i think you can get a picture off with you in it if you do it tastefully dude there's a guy there's not a way to do it there's a dude he's 15 hours ago he posted from chernobyl and this guy's not an influencer but he's he's posing in front of a clearly abandoned Ferris wheel and it looks like he's holding what appears to be a fake dosimeter. Is that what they're called? Sure. Close enough.

Those noises drove me nuts. It's the dosimeter. He has quite possibly the worst caption I've ever seen on a photo. Show us the photo. It's such a trash photo. Don't look at the caption. See, this is why.

This is why they need to take your phone. Do you know what the caption is? No. I'm radioactive. I'm radioactive. Dude, I don't hate that. Dude, I don't hate it. Radioactive.

Come on. What is he? He did all this. this is he american please tell me he's not american he did this all for 39 likes like where did you what are you doing that that didn't do numbers like you expected it no you gotta think he thought it was gonna do better touching 40 uh i found this on instagram i just searched like so you can search on on instagram just locations of can. What's his name? I'm not going to add him. I don't want to dodge this man. Can you see if he's American? I don't think he is.

All right, good. He spelled the word monster wrong in his bio, which is not what you're looking for. Oh, he spelled it monster. Oh, you are? No, he didn't. That's how they say it across the pond. Why did he say monster in his bio? Because he's a monster.

A little monster? Maybe he's a big gaga guy. Loves gags. Well well then shout out to him i'm a fellow monster myself dude hit him with the follow i'm radioactive radioactive like dude that's not your caption maybe just don't go there it's fun what do you need to go there like a lot of self-awareness in posting it. It wasn't actually trying to be funny. No, I don't think he had... Based on what this guy was doing, I don't think that was self-aware. If one of us posted that, I'd be like,

Will's just doing a joke, and that's kind of funny. But this guy, I don't know this guy. I'm radio active. Who is this guy? That's not a place... That's not on my bucket list. No. I've got a pretty good idea now of what that whole scene's like,

and I don't think i want any part of it this ferris wheel gets a lot of play on instagram a lot of people really yeah is there a name for it uh i don't know i i'm just i i hate that i'm looking at these influencers right now they're such like they're so bad like just don't do this it's really easy not to be insufferable. Only go there if you're going to adopt a radioactive dog. Dude, don't send any information about this to Sally. I saw her tweeting about it.

I actually, I don't think she'd even listen to the episode about us talking about that. She just wants a Chernobyl dog. Do they have short lifespans? I mean, what's the deal with these dogs? I don't know what their half-life is. Yeah. They only answer to Imagine Dragons

lyrics. These dogs are getting a lot of run now. That would be a shitty dog. That show has aired. Like, people are into it.

Yeah, these dogs are like, this is their best chance These dogs are the toast of the town. Yeah. I don't know if these dogs want to be adopted.

They're out there just living free. They're wild, man. Yeah. As long as they're getting fed and stuff, they're chilling. Fucking wild boys. There's a dog community.

Nobody's wilder than the wild boys. That's right. Who does feed these dogs? I think there's charities. I think they said the guards will toss them some bones or stuff. Something, I don't know. Milk bones? Yeah, milk bones. I don't think that's going to last that long. I don't know. Milk bones.

I don't think that's going to last that long. Oh no, man. Actually, this is a good time to announce we're doing our next douchebag bar crawl in the Ukraine. Pretty excited about it. I've been telling you for years, Dylan, you've got to get over here, man. The ass over here.

You've got to check it out. Come to Kazakhstan yeah I'm telling you man people always overlook it but it's very good you like Greek letters? we have Greek women

Dylan when life hands you calm don't that was bad fucking stop when life hands you calm make kombucha we'll fix that goodbye home bro do it make a lot of

kombucha over there all the time man it's like a staple in our diet should we should we start making our own kombucha and then we people do that what a beating we can take the mother and we can sell the mother to people what are you talking we can get our own have you never brewed kombucha there's a that's some shit you're gonna to do, and it's going to be really annoying. No, I don't like doing that. No, I had some friends that did it, and it looks weird. Does Sally know that you can do this? Because she would do something like this.

It seems like something that could go wrong very quickly. I don't know. Like a meth lab can blow up in your face. Did you hear about Will, man? Yeah, he had to move out of his place. He's displaced now. His kombucha exploded in the fridge. What is it you said about a mother?

It's the mother, man. This guy doesn't apple cider vinegar. How trash is your gut biome right now, my guy? I don't know what you're talking about. Bro, your pH balance is all off, bro. To brew kombucha, you need the mother. Also with apple cider vinegar. You've gotten that for already. Can you explain further is all off, bro. In order to brew kombucha, you need the mother. Also with apple cider vinegar.

Yeah, you've gotten that for already. Like, can you explain further is what I'm asking. A kombucha scoby, I don't know if that's how you say it, but SCOBY is one of the five ingredients necessary for making kombucha tea. And like the ingredients involved in brewing kombucha, you have several options of how to obtain one. That's all I know. You know, like the, I always assume that the part at the bottom that's kind of like gross looking like like true detectivey sure actually why does

that make sense that i always thought that was the mother you know it kind of looks like like somebody just hawked a loog in your drink yeah Yeah. I always thought that was the mother. No, man. I mean, this shit looks weird. It kind of looks like intestines of some sort that you just put in something. It's gross. It looks like raw chicken. Oh, I don't want to. Oh, gross.

Okay. No, I'm not going to make my own kombucha. I'm good. I'm good, fam. Nah, cuh. Wow, man. You did a lot. Should we make kabucha?

Kabucha. Kabucha. And just put Paul Walker on the front of it that would actually sell we could help out as a state yeah we donate all proceeds to the paul walker foundation how much the how much to get the rights to his publicity images from his estate we'll split the we'll give them equity in the company we'll give them 10 do you know that there's actually a paul walker foundation what is it they just put on like dope ass events not surprising wait is this what they have one mission it's to do good is this what uh chad goes deep and jt it was just wasn't this their like first thing did they do something with the foundation they just wanted the statue of him but yeah it looks like i don't know they're definitely participating in no straw november are we doing that dude over 500 million plastic straws are used in the u.s alone

every single day it's too many think about that you know what i don't use straws i don't like and when my drink when they serve me a drink with a straw i'm often like i wish he didn't give me this straw i don't like straws. And when they serve me a drink with a straw, I'm often like, I wish he didn't give me the straw. I don't like straws, yeah. Then I just throw it away, and now I'm part of the problem. Yeah, what's wasteful is putting the top on all these drinks. Know what I mean? No. What? Where's...

No. The top of drinks at coffee places that you put the straw through. Like, that's a shit ton of plastic, too. Yeah, but it's going to protect it from spilling. But do you... Oh, see, you guys do use tops on yours. I don't use a top when I, like, on my coffee when I take it to go. If I'm on the go, I use a top. If I'm just at home, I don't.

Yeah, dude. If it's going to sit in my drink holder and, you know, if I'm going to hit a speed bump... I just need a couple inches and then we're good. Oh, you're reckless I've never I've never once had an issue with it yeah that's what we heard

I've never I know I know you guys are doing I've never once had an issue with like water coming out I don't know man if I'm getting piping hot coffee

or any beverage I don't do hot I don't do hot though you don't want just get the damn top yeah I don't want it spilling. There's nothing worse than liquid in the bottom. They have a very nice...

Yeah. Your boy's topless. This is silly. I hope this is leading to something, because this seems like an odd take. Dude, throw your tops away. You should do topless November, too. I'm doing topless June.

No tops. No cap. Everyone's popping tops. I'm doing topless June. No tops. No cap. Everyone's popping tops. I'm doing topless June, where I just eat topless. That sounds terrible. You're going to be hungry all of June. I just eat topless with the squad.

How does it not be a topless topless restaurant? It's Tom Cruise topless. That's weird, man. Tom Cruise needs to go topless to prove it's real. That's like the rural juror in 30 Rock. Top Cruise topless. That's weird, man. Tom Cruise needs to go topless to prove it's real. That's like the rural juror in 30 Rock. Topless topless. I don't watch that program. I've been re-watching it lately.

Like before bed. It's my new Frasier. Oh, God. Why? You're not just going back through old Frasiers? Dude, I mean, people think it's a bit. I've literally seen every Frasier episode like 10 times. So I was like, you know what?

All right, man. I'm going to restart 30 Rock. It's actually pretty good. Pretty good rewatch. Hey, I've got a couple notes here before we get out of here. Yeah. Hey, Micah and Dylan, sorry I unfollowed you on accident the other night. Oh, yeah.

What happened there? I was going through. So I got a gram off at DC Rough on Instagram. And I was scrolling through. I don't know if I was looking through people who had liked it or something. I accidentally hit the, you know, you there's like the blue,

which you see who's liked your photo and they have a blue thing. It'll tell you who's followed you. I accidentally clicked, like pressed it while trying to scroll and it unfollowed you. And I was like, Oh fuck. So I refollowed. And I'm like,

I wonder if they're going to get a notification. Anyway, I didn't get a noti, but it showed up on the... How'd you notice that? I just, I don't know. I checked that page sometime to see who my new followers are. I saw you got the half palm, Charlie the half palm following you. Yeah, that was big for me.

Did you fall back? Big deck. Nah, I'm going to play it cool for a little bit. I don't want to seem too anxious to get back in there. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, you got to slow play. I thought maybe you were mad at me about something.

You unfollowed. I like that people. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, you got slow play. I thought maybe you were mad at me about something. You unfollowed. I like that people on Reddit were, like, worried. Yeah. Like, they thought that squad was just in disarray. But who else got it besides you and Micah? Just us two? Yeah. See, there's something up here.

Yeah, it's like sketch. No, I don't... Dude, and the weird thing was, I was watching the fights at Micah's when this happened, I think. Oh, I'm sure you were. Hmm. I was there. Well, thanks for the refollow.

Yeah, no problem, man. I was. And if I've been a little bit tired, I don't know if you guys saw my Instagram story. I was on vacation yesterday. Where the fuck were you? I was in Greece. Where were you?

What was going on there? I had to get on the net jet. That was so stupid. I went to Greece. Dude, that view did not suck where were you dave uh the greek place around the corner they're doing a lot dude they've got the best views in town they're doing a lot of these awesome places like we got the best view of the green belt and all this shit i can see fucking greece from this place

yeah that's tight. What is that? What's the name of that sea? The Aegean Sea out there. We get it, dude. You went to Europe. Dylan got body bagged on Twitter this weekend. It's funny, man. Wow, I really did. Speaking of traveling to Europe.

I really, really did. You just got absolutely bodied. That was such a layup, too. You knew that was going to happen. But obviously you knew I had was going to happen but but obviously you knew i had a little self-awareness behind me tweeting that because i had just made a big spectacle out of going to europe wouldn't shut up about it so i tweeted that you know you're gonna have to give a lot more context i didn't think you were getting body bagged hard enough because

dave responded to her tweet not your tweet so it didn't show up on everyone's timeline that follows both of you. So I was like, I got to respond to Dylan's tweet right now so that people go back. Her response did numbers, though. Dude, you got to set the stage here real quick. Oh, okay. So our friend Vanessa is currently vacationing in,

I believe she's in Croatia. Chernobyl. And she just tweeted about, I don't even know what the tweet said, but it just referenced being in Europe. So I said, we get it, you're in Europe. We've made these similar jokes before. I guess.

By the way, how did she find that video so fast? Where did that video come from? That's a question I have. It's almost like she's been sitting on this video. Yeah, she was just waiting for you to come at her neck, and you were just like, nah. So she fires back within minutes. I mean, I'm talking under been sitting on this video. Yeah. She was just waiting for you to come at her neck, and you were just like, nah. So she fires back within minutes. I mean, I'm talking under five minutes of a video.

I could probably find those tweets within minutes right now. You just got to search, like, grease. Yeah, but she made a... She did a screen... What do you call that? Screen record? Screen record of her just scrolling through my tweets. How do you even scroll the tweets like that?

She took screenshots of the tweets, though. Oh. Fun fact. Fun fact. This is beyond me. I got a loco fact. I took screenshots of the tweets. Oh. Fun fact. Fun fact. This is beyond me. I got a loco fact. I've never used screen record. I haven't either.

Oh, I have. I haven't either. That's kind of why I was confused. Okay, so that makes more sense. Micah uses it way too much. Anyway. But still, to make that video, she had to have been sitting on it. That's my theory too, Dave.

You can see the timestamps. There's no way she was sitting on it. Really? Yeah. You went back and looked? I looked at the timestamps in the corner. One, two, screenshot. She had to search a lot of different keywords to find all those.

Johnny Ringo over here. Anyway, I went to Europe last fall and I was kind of obnoxious on social media about it. Kind of? A little bit. But it was a fun thing. I was getting so many likes on my comments of your Instagram. I think I got like 200 followers on my account that week it was tight anyway she just threw it back in my face the fact that i was much more obnoxious than she is being about her trip to

europe yeah but she did it so fast it's so weird man yeah good for her quick quick on the draw i'm surprised you're here today. Yeah. I can't go on Twitter anymore without getting body bagged, man. Just a bloodbath on there for me. Dave, after your quick weekend jaunt over to Greece, do you have any worries about your bank account or anything? Because if you're like me, you're not always paying attention to your bank account balance.

I usually just don't look at it. See, dude, that's dangerous, Dave. You could overdraw. Ah, damn it. I decided that on my own. The moment you see you're going to be overdrawn, it's too late, and you end up spending $37 on a cup of coffee thanks to bank fees, or a euro maybe, while you were in Greece. Introducing an app that has a name that's near and dear to our hearts, the Dave app. Putting an end to overdraft fees for good.

If Cuban's involved in this, we got it. If Cuban's involved in this, like, we got, I'm all in. If Cuban's involved, I'm in. Dave is the number one budgeting app in America because it saves you from overdraft fees, tells you about upcoming bills, and it can advance you $75 from your next paycheck with no credit check and no interest. Hey, man. Those first couple years out of college are tough. Yeah.

This is, you're in a, you know. Dude, some people might need this just because, like, they keep most of their money in their savings account and not their checking, and they haven't transferred it over yet. Yeah. These guys will float you. It's $1 a month.

Think about that. $1 a month to give you some, you know, financial well-being. It's $12 a year, which is way less than overd overdraft fee and you'll never have to pay one again dave will help you budget for upcoming expenses text you if you're spending too much and if you need cash fast they'll advance you like we said 75 and just 90 seconds that's crazy it's a good return on investment hell yeah three million people already use it so you know it's legit you can save up to a thousand dollars a year in overdraft fees that's why it's the number one budgeting app in the app

store go to dave.com circling again that's dave.com circling it really helps to show if you know that you heard about them from us so download dave you never have to pay another overdraft fee again it's immediate savings go now to dave.com circling spelled just like it It's immediate savings. Go now to dave.com slash circling, spelled just like it sounds. D-A-V-E, dave.com slash circling. This is our new Download Dave initiative. Double D's. Right.

Download Dave. Oh, yeah. That was a fun one. What's happening? Again, guys, we will be back around tomorrow for our, what's mostly our Wednesday episode. Yeah. But because The Bachelorette's on Tuesday, we got to call an audible here. Have to.

Out of our control. It is what it is. So you catch The Bachelorette episode on Patreon on Wednesday, folks. Catch me outside. And then catch Will outside. How about that, Dave? How about that? Man, we were going so well.

This is an A-plus podcast and you just took it down to an A. No, the reason it went down to an A was from that dude's Instagram caption of, It's radioactive. It's radioactive. radioactive dude people want to see it that's a fire grant no i don't want to dox this guy like come on no one's getting doxed here have fun he even put the music emojis next to it like come on our listeners don't what are you doing dude yeah they kind of do he didn't have to put the music emojis. Most people will get that. Bachelor Brie might disagree. We are being embraced by the Bachelor Reddit after they hated us for the Brie situation.

Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, we're getting a little pub on there. Why don't you get in there, man? We should. We're the best fucking Bachelor podcast out there. Our listeners are great. They ride for us on those threads. And come on.

What other ones are out there that are better like the ringer bachelor party no we're not we're doing a better job than that that is tight that they got the name bachelor party yeah i think when anybody tries there's probably a lot of bachelor pods out there the first thought they have is bachelor party and then they do a real quick check like ah already being used it's being used yeah good for them I'm sure there's other good pods I just don't think anybody can do what we can do yeah there's no circling batch right

yeah and who knows man maybe an excited guy that you meet at the bar who's doing well in life will show up and maybe make an appearance on the next Bachelor pod. Who knows? We'll see. I feel like that character does not have legs.

Just want you to know that right now. Just before we get into it. Okay. Okay. This character stinks. I can't wait. Good to know. I'm glad you told us.

I can't wait. I really appreciate that. Should we get out of here? Yes. Lay. Bye. Lay. Love you, bye. Bye.