Circling Back - Big Babies & Falconry Deep-Dives

Episode Date: April 22, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our homes my name's will to freeze to my right david ruff coming live from my home how's everybody doing i'm feeling a little bit um just out of it last night was such a'm feeling a little bit just out of it. Last night was like a movie. Today just feels like the sequel, you know? Last night was truly a movie, Dave. Damn. Shouts to John Bucciagross.

Yeah, thanks, Bucci. Great talking to you, man. How about that? Dylan Shivery here. What up, dog? What's up, guys? I'm happy to be here, man, live from the dining room. Just chilling. Yeah, last night was a lot of fun, man. Those are getting better and better. No one's talking about the fact that I had four glasses of Bordeaux during that recording last night.

Really? Yeah, I went off. I have not seen any chatter about that at all. No booty chatter about my Bordeaux? That's a full bottle, dog. Bordeaux-y chatter. That's a new podcast offshoot coming from Sunday Scaries, just talking Bordeaux's.

Brett went Cabernet Tequila, just back to back. Both in mason jars, and absolutely nobody is doing that. Brett, if you need a wine glass, I'll just loan you one. I don't want you drinking wine out of mason jars. I have a bunch of wine glasses, but I was out on the patio and my stemless wine glasses are all in the dishwasher. And so I didn't want to go stem on the patio. I didn't feel comfortable with that.

Why are you guys so pro-stem or stemless? It just eliminates the risk of a tip over okay yeah okay it feels it feels better in the hand low center of gravity you know better on the goal line i don't think it feels better in the hand i like hold i like holding the the stem it feels so reckless yeah it feels like it's fragile i like hey well thank you for reminding me. I have to go by Pacific Sunwear today and pick up some Bordeaux shorts that I ordered. Yeah? I haven't worn Borde shorts

since I was literally listening to Blink-182 for the first time. They're the most unflattering fit. Even if you have a little bit of an ass, you just look like you have a flat ass. Yeah, and just it just accentuates the water yes yes yes they accentuate my love handles more than anything in the world i cannot be caught wearing board shorts anymore because they just make me look like trash is vince vaughn still out here just wearing board shorts like to downtown restaurants and stuff.

How random was it that Vince Vaughn was just a character in Curb this season? He was just in every scene. After the True Detective disaster, he needs some career rejuvenation. It was not a disaster. He crushed that role.

What was his famous line, Dave? It's not a disaster. He crushed that role. What was his famous line, Dave? He didn't. Oh, no. Oh, everything is fucking. I just can't imagine being a script writer and typing that out and being like,

yep, got it. Nailed it. Got it. Season three was good. It wasn't great. God. I didn't finish season two, nor did I finish season three, unfortunately. You started season three, though? Yes, I did.

Yes, I did. Okay. What I've learned about myself is that I can't watch supernatural stuff. That's just kind of what I've realized about myself. I can't watch supernatural stuff. That's just kind of what I've realized about myself. I can't take it seriously. And if I start watching a series and it doesn't start supernatural and then it starts going supernatural,

it just kind of... I'm going to abandon ship the second I start seeing these little wispy spirits going around or whatever. So did you not enjoy season one, True Detective? I did, but I think it was just because I respected the performances a lot and I went so deep into it before that i was i was pot committed by the time the

supernatural stuff started happening and anything mcconaughey and honestly like woody harrelson is a pretty he's one of the actors you know what i'm gonna watch this woody harrelson's awesome and so absolutely great yeah i think the season one just hit different i think that's why you were saying you're more into like sharknado and stuff yeah i'm a big sharknado guy i've supported tara reed in all of her endeavors dude i thought you're gonna say you supported terrorism no that's like when on the mail in the other day i said that i had a take regarding uh asking the government like any question that you could ask them and everyone thought that uh i was gonna say that i was a 9-11 truther it's like no i just want to go back to the to the moon landing well on that one no i just want to know who killed tupac and biggie i don't think that's

that big of a an ask this is the go ahead did anybody inquire about I don't know Jeffrey Epstein that was brought up as well that's another thing that I might ask about that's more top of mind for me than Tupac and Biggie

but if I can ask the government any questions and get straight answers I don't like the fact that Tupac and Biggie is the first thing that comes to my head

and there's really no second place right now besides maybe Epstein it's aliens yeah yeah there's no correct answer here it's preference brett dylan's just trying to clap alien cheeks yeah i mean i don't i don't think so horny in a different galaxy a big part of the storming area area 51 deal people thought they were gonna like impregnate

aliens and shit and like take them to be their little sex slaves it got real weird there for a minute it got dark yeah twitter really took that down a bad path if you if you did storm area 51 and there's like an alien just looking at you with like beady eyes being like dude get me out of here you're taking it no my first instinct isn't to kidnap the alien. It's not kidnapping if they want to go. It's like, dude, hop in my tote bag. Let's roll. He wants to come back to Austin with me? Just chill? He can hide underneath the kale popping out the top.

You do have extra bedrooms, Dylan. It's a fit. Dude, Dylan, you could stuff them in the cabinets behind you. They're all empty. They're they're little guys yeah i could put a bunk room in here and i could i could i could sleep like our house like uh 50 of them how tired are you of the youtube commenters commenting on your empty cabinets yeah i'm ignoring at this point obviously i haven't moved so if it bothered me too much, I would just change locations. But yeah, I don't care.

You should just become an obscure collector of olive oil or Tabasco sauce or something like that and just throw those up there. People are telling me I need to go out and buy stuff just to put in these cabinets. No. Just get one thing. Just put it up there.

It's pretty lame but whatever dude this is how this is how Parks is gonna end up being a disgruntled like preteen he's gonna start like listening to Papa Roach and like being like

man my dad didn't even put shit in our cabinets man I don't see that happening Dave it's possible. He's been getting into some weird shit, hasn't he? If he's anything like his old man, he'll skip that phase. Can you confirm? You didn't skip it.

You're about to go through it. Dylan, I feel that there is a grunge Dylan phase about to hit hard. Dylan, if you – I know, but there is... Post Malone's doing a Friday stream. He's covering Nirvana, which I'm kind of into. Might be tight. Does he want to do that on maybe the Wash Media YouTube channel

or something? I think he's probably going to go a different route. I'm not a big Post Malone guy, but I wouldn't hate if we had Post Malone. Dude, Brett's got the hot hand. Brett, take the shot. Dude, get Posty on here. He's a Dallas guy.

He's from Grapevine. We got the connection. I'll talk Cowboys with him. Do you guys want me to see what the draft's going to look like? I can follow up on my DM to Kylie Jenner if you guys want me to try to get her on there. I did Kendall, so we'll see. One of the two.

Here's why I don't want anybody from the – there's a number of reasons I don't want her or anyone from that world on. I don't want the eyeballs that she would bring. While it would look great as far as numbers go, I don't want whatever kind of criticism her audience would have for me. Like I don't want to know like all my – I know my flaws. I don't want them pointing them out though. They seem like a reckless bunch.

Like this guy can't figure out technology. Why can't we hear him well why does his audio suck why is his face so stupid just stuff like that his skin his skincare routine is trash yeah are you not using kylie cosmetics dave and i'm not waiting for brett to land that sponsorship he hasn't yet not to throw shade at brett but what the fuck? Yeah, it's all good. Dylan, if you don't let Parts listen to Blink-182, Dave, Will, and I promise we'll have Parts listening to Blink.

I'm going to get it on vinyl. I'm not going to not let him or ban any musicians from his repertoire, but we'll let him choose for himself. And if he's anything like his dad, he's just not going to choose for himself. If he's anything like his dad, he's just not going to be into it.

Answer this question. Did anyone in here have their parents confiscate or take away a CD, an album, a tape, any kind of music? Yes. I had to hide stuff from my dad. My rap music. I couldn't let him know that I was listening to it.

One day, I asked my dad if work sucked because of Blink-182. And he goes, where'd you hear that? I was like, Blink? That's pretty harmless. I get why he doesn't want you saying it, but that's something about it. My parents never did it, but one of my friend's moms took away a mix CD that was in the car. And it had some very inappropriate lyrics about a house party. And she took that CD away from us very quickly.

And we also had a Jay-Z album taken from us as well. So, but my parents never cared. I mean, I was on Kazaa and Napster just like downloading everything. And so it was the wild west. If my parents went on there, they would have seen like so many explicit lyrics, just bad boy shit. So a dude down the street who is really, really into metal, he was significantly older,

probably like seven years older. He was in high school and we were like kids, but he got us into, he was like trying to get us into metal and he loaned me the first Marilyn Manson CD. he was like trying to get us into metal and he loaned me the first Marilyn Manson CD. And, uh, it's, it's got some tracks that are like supposed to be skits that are just really,

really, really bad. And my dad listened and like looking back on it, I'm, I'm cringing thinking of my dad hearing that out of context. I mean like, dude, what the fuck is this?

And my dad brought it back to him. Like he went over and he personally handed it back. He's like, Hey, uh, please don't give my son this anymore. Respect. Shout out to Don. Yeah. You got to understand that one though.

Marilyn Manson, looking back, like he was a weird, weird dude. And it was kind of demonic and shit. The first album was when like people were legit like, dude, this guy's kind of scary. And then, you know, beautiful people was scary, but it was when he was doing videos on MTV and it was like, okay, if you're doing music videos, you're not a demon. Right. Yeah. I never, I never went that route. I was mainly listening to like ice cube.

We'd be clubbing and stuff like that. Just thinking I was hard. Turns out I was a good one. Yeah. It turns out I wasn't that hard. I don't think Harper Springs had too many clubs that I was hitting when I was like 12 years old. No, it was just like Simple Plan, Sum 41. That's the extent of my angst. That's not good. Hey, can we get some... I'm sorry, I couldn't be perfect, Will.

No, I mean, it's okay. Dude, I regret that part of my life when I listened to Simple Plan and Newfound Glory and stuff like that. Newfound Glory is a bad look. It a bad look it's not good um it's cringy thinking about how i like them oh my god can we get some housekeeping out of the way i'd love to well first and foremost i should be telling you to go watch our live stream last night with john but i mean let's let's get the the big story out of the way buddy Buddy and Working Mugs are live in the Washed Media store. You've never seen a traffic day like yesterday. Luckily, Micah was at the apartment when I launched these things because

he got to ice down the servers for me. It was just mayhem back then. At a safe distance. There's also a new Wilmans mug up there as well. Just go check out the Washed Media store. Second note, go on go to youtube subscribe to the channel washed media it's just i mean we're having great people on here shouts to the

magic bullet last uh friday we had mike goler jr last night we had john buchagross we're just doing espn stuff it's so fun man i've always wanted to have a good conversation with booch you crushed it you got so boned man that sucked i felt terrible for you uh and the final thing can we talk about our friends over at liquid iv not only did i have one yesterday but it tasted amazing i want the acai flavor liquid iv is an easy healthy solution for dehydration one stick of liquid iv in 16 ounces of water hydrates you faster and more efficiently than water alone. Each serving provides as much hydration as two to three bottles of water, plus vitamin C, B3, B5, B6, and B12. If you're dehydrated, try liquid IV. It's the fastest, most efficient way to stay hydrated. Have you guys been staying hydrated

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Not yet. It's fantastic. Hey, Dave, if you do go to the office and looking for that liquid IV, see if there's a desk floating around that was supposed to be delivered about three weeks before quarantine that we couldn't track down. We need to find that damn thing. Yeah. Randy's desk. Dylan, I actually had a dream about this last night. I asked you in my dream last night, hey, did Randy's desk ever get here? And then you told me, yeah, it got here a long time ago and i was like oh cool we're good like i yeah according desk in my dreams it's a badass dream yeah the tracking information says that it's been there for a long time but it's

nowhere to be found perfect uh i assume i bet tim duncan took it and he just he's using it in his office that's the only thing that makes sense to me at this point. Tim Duncan in my office, of course. I bet the dude next door took it because you know that guy is not abiding by shelter in place. He considers his company very essential. That dude's in the office every day, business cash. That dude did not stop coming. I was in the office one day and I went in because I forgot something. So I had to go in. And this was after we were told not to leave and stuff like that.

He was just screaming on the phone in his office still. I was like, yeah, of course, this guy's still here. Love it. The guy's out of control, man. He's just pouring out the subcontractors. Well, yeah. But I also heard him like on his on the phone with his wife or whoever, maybe girlfriend or who knows. And he was yelling about

uh getting he needed three gallons of milk i was like what why do you need three gallons of milk that seems like too much milk maybe he was doing that milk milk chug challenge where you chug it to see if you can like not throw up yeah we had a pledge lineup to get to or something possible should we talk about that guy's like 55 i don't think he has pledge lineups you never know dave let's talk about real quick did you see the penny size hail thunderstorm notification that we just got look out off in texas this is live real-time weather analysis no i did not see that hell yeah special weather statement okay Everybody bring the cars in. Will, you're in a garage.

Shout out to you. Okay. Sorry, Will. You can move on to the next segment. Yeah, can we actually talk about what's on the rundown? Yeah, let's move on. Tom Brady, Gronk. They released a video this morning where Tom Brady is just blowing into a shell,

and Gronk is running out of the woods. What the fuck is going on here? Can I ask a dumb sports question to you guys? No official actions have been made yet, correct? Like Tom Brady is not signed. Am I correct in this? Yeah, he signed. He did sign?

Yeah, I think so. My brain is all clouded because soccer, they have kind of delayed everything because of the transfer window stuff. And so no news is like actually official or anything. And so I feel fishy when it comes to all this other stuff. Yeah, I kind of blocked that story out. It was one of those ones that was so big that I didn't want to jump right into it. I was like, okay, he's going to Tampa Bay. I think they're doing content

with him and everything. It's a done deal. This was a shocker, though. I think Gronk, his deal is just pending a physical, but other than that, it's official. Is he going to pass that physical? I don't know. Yeah, probably. He's got to put some weight on on

that frame though man he looks like he lost like 30 or 40 since his playing days we can just put him on the rosy diet he can gain that all back yeah i legit we were talking about this before we went on uh i i was worried about gronk mainly because of his performance on the new Year's Eve special with Steve Harvey. And then some subsequent interviews. It kind of, I just got a bad vibe from him and I hope he's okay. But dude, for him to go back for another year, I don't know. I don't like this man.

I like Gronk. I think he's a good dude, but I'm kind of worried about him, honestly. What? I don't know. I think how much of that is just G about him, honestly. I don't know. I think how much of that is just Gronk, though. He's just a spacey guy. That is the endearing part of him. Yeah. I don't know.

I just get nervous whenever... I just don't understand why he retired in the first place just to come back to go to Tampa Bay. He seemed like he would have been in a really good situation at in New England so why not just stay there and not retire but now he's just going to a completely different organization I just don't fully understand it but I'm also not a big not a big football free agency guy either so it's tough for me I think he was just so banged up like he was he got injured pretty much every he missed games like pretty much every season like the past past four or five years he was there

So he was just tired of it He'd taken a lot of hits to the dome as well I guess after a year off He's like, I feel better, let's go back in Didn't they say that he could Have just come back mid-season last season And then just been ready for the playoffs? I don't understand why you wouldn't have just done that

Probably because their offense was so bad Yeah, because they didn't have just done that probably because their offense was so bad yeah because they didn't have growth cbd was different then yeah he did go through a big cbd phase didn't he i think he's a he's a part owner of a company right he was hawking it that was like his big deal you've got to think belichick probably plays a role in the whole thing too like if brady's got sick of him finally, and I'm going to go do my own thing and be appreciated. Granch can be like,

Hey, I'm going to come back and play with you, Tom. I stand a pettiness tour by both of them. I would love for that. I would love for them to have success. They're much more likable outside of Boston. No offense.

So yeah, let's, let's, let's make this happen. I don't want, I don't want a revenge tour. So yeah, let's make this happen. I don't want a revenge tour.

I want Tom Brady to retire quietly and go into the history books with a really awesome, untainted legacy. And seeing him in a Bucs uniform is just going to ruin it for me. And I said it before the pod. I think that his social media, while it's hilarious and everything like that, it kind of takes away from him a little bit.

Now watching Michael Jordan, who just feels larger than life and seeing how like he handles his business. It makes me not like the social media aspect of all these current, uh, athletes, just like doing sticks and bits. I'd rather just have the guys just be like, uh, I don't know, like larger than life. I don't want them out in like a random field blowing into shells that they have in their house. it just takes away from it for me well if tom brady what tom brady's doing might be getting out ahead of it because if you look at mj mj does no bits but everybody does bits for him they've they've memed him into oblivion so i think maybe tom's trying to get out in front of it so he can avoid the uh crying mj treatment would. Would you rather be the one creating it or rather have your face like...

I mean, I guess I have the crying Will face. Honestly, I don't know. I don't know the answer. Yeah, that's iconic though. I've learned to embrace the crying Will face in the same breath as crying Jordan. Would you watch a series where Michael Jordan reads tweets from other celebrities and athletes?

I would watch anything he does. Michael Jordan reads Cam Newton's Instagram post. No one can read those, though. They're impossible to read. Dylan, I think Dylan should start doing his captions like that. But you don't do captions all the time, so. Sometimes the pictures just speak for themselves, Will. You don't need a caption.

But look, Cam Newton, it's insufferable how he does that. I think even in his Instagram bio, he's like, yeah, I typed this way and I'm not going to change. So deal with it or something stupid like that. What? It's insufferable. Get out of here. He's like too neurotic at this point yeah no he's not too neurotic i think i just i just don't think i agree with his fashion choices all the time and i think that's what's weighing in but like i respect that he's taking risks except for the foxtail look when he debuted the foxtail

at one of his pressers that was lit dude that was swag didn't you go far off that one of our listeners actually sent sent me one after i was talking about it on a podcast why haven't you been wearing it it's just hanging in my closet man i have a legit foxtail i don't know i don't know what to do with it if you're not wearing that at your housewarming party i'm gonna be so upset dude you're you have empty cabinets behind you and you own a Foxtail. What are you doing? Just put the Foxtail. You want to hang the Foxtail off one of these shelves back here, Dave?

I absolutely want that. It's kind of cool, actually. I mean, if I was, you know, if I had Cam Newton status, I might try to pull it off. But, you know, Joe Schmell can't wear a Foxtail around the city. Speaking of Foxtail, is it going to be weird seeing Cam in Foxborough, Dylan? Yeah, man. It was shocking

when they signed him. It was pretty unbelievable. By the way, that guy, he just keeps moving and shaking. He's got new handles all the time. Now he's ultra tough scene, I think. Barry McCocken, what an obnoxious... It's funny to me that he's getting you

but just in general the whole bit the whole shtick that he does does not amuse me that much I think it's funny that you're getting got but the actual bit is really stupid to me he spends way too much time trying to dupe people online that's such a lame existence

he's got me questioning everything I see on the news now or on social media is someone trying to get me again i need like i need a check mark by the name i need like actual backup sources and all that yeah why wouldn't you why would you ever take anything seriously if like from a news perspective if there's not a check mark next to it i mean i wouldn't i just i just you know your your eyes are scrolling fast. Oh my God. It looks like SportsCenter is tweeting about this. It cites Adam Schefter. This must be legit. You fire it off to your friends.

They're like, dude, no, that's not a real account. It happens fast. I'm more of a Don guy myself. A what guy? Don. Don DeCaminer. That is a joke reference from last night. Yeah.

Okay. It took me a while to put that together. When I was reading it, I was like, oh, I see what he's doing. What a grotesque thing. I didn't even get through reading the username before I understood what was going on. And then I had to move on. Should we speak about... Comment section.

Let's speak on Big Baby. Can one of you explain Big Baby to me? I was the last person to be in the know about this kid. He's a large baby. Very large. The video that went viral is just this baby. It looks like he's a grown man bouncing on, I guess, his dad's stomach or something. And he's just an absolute unit.

He looks like he weighs 60 pounds at about a year old. Let's get that baby up there. I will say the link that I put in the rundown is the incorrect one. So if Randy's basing his stuff off that, it's not that. I was sent the wrong link by one of you. I'm sorry. i'm sorry for this mistake um how old is the baby three three according to the research that brett did right before the the pod three years old is it the same kid that's lifting up the car

yeah okay how much is a three-year-old supposed to weigh i don't even know what three-year-old's supposed to look like let alone how much they're supposed to weigh uh you can't really look anything like that up no so okay a little perspective so parks this kid this kid who is three apparently is 43 inches tall i believe that's what brett said earlier parks who is five is 41 inches tall. Parks weighs – no, Parks is small. Parks is about fifth percentile for his age size-wise. So that's pretty much height and weight.

He's about fifth percentile. So he's a little guy. But Parks weighs 34 pounds, and he's 41 inches tall. And Parks is five. This kid, looking at him, and this kid's got to weigh 60 plus. What do you do with this kind of thing? Dude, that is not a baby. That is Greg Oster tag. You can't put a, can you like, do you put your baby on a diet? Like what do you do in this situation? Or do you just embrace the,ness? Lean into the gains.

And you get as much out of it while he's growing as you can because I've seen this before. You've got the kid who's huge and he's going to dominate youth sports and then he just stops growing. And high school rolls around and he's trying to make it and he doesn't make it. He's tapped out at 5'10", like 185. He just doesn't have it. So just lean into it while you can.

I have to beg and incentivize Parks to just get through half of his meal. The kid just doesn't eat anything. He's just not interested in eating. When I put a meal in front of him, even if he's into it, it'll take him two hours to eat if I don't try to rush him through it. I imagine the fat baby

is just going to town on whatever's in front of him. He's just eating all the salmon. Yeah, Parks will not eat this kid. Jeez. This is an oddly specific question, but do we know what he weighed when he was delivered? He weighed six pounds, five ounces at delivery. Normal. Okay.

Normal, right? It doesn't say what he weighs now. Multiple articles. delivery normal okay normal right but it doesn't say what he weighs now i've multiple articles i could not get the current weight but apparently he's uh on a he lives on a family farm in the midwest and has uncles all over six seven oh dude big country i love it so iowa might offer this guy like tomorrow he needs to start working on his footwork. He might be a legit left tackle one day. How much did you guys weigh when you were born? Eight pounds, six ounces, I believe.

I was a heavy baby. I was eight or above. I remember eight to ten, somewhere in there. I can see Brett being a big boy. It could have been. I have no idea. I don't either. I just texted my mom. Parks boy. It could have been. I have no idea. I don't either. I just texted my mom.

Parks was six pounds, four ounces. So he was just one ounce smaller than this kid. You said six, five, right? Yeah. Maybe Parks has it in him. No, he doesn't. I mean, look, Parks' mom is small. She's like five, two and just a little person.

So I don't think Parks is going to be a monster. We're holding out hope. He's not going to be hanging from the rim with his elbow in the near future? No, he's got middle infield written all over him. Just turning two? Oh, yeah. He's got those hands, man. Dylan, the good news is you don't have to have size to be an esports athlete.

That's my worst nightmare. Dude, honestly, we should get Twitch equipment just to live stream the homie playing GTA. Okay. What's funny is he would actually be great on Twitch as long as he didn't know that he was on Twitch because he didn't like to be on camera. But he narrates everything he's doing on there. When I'm recording in here and he's in there, I have to tell him, Parks, you can't talk while you're playing the game.

I need silence. But if I don't tell him that, he just narrates the whole thing, and he explains to me what he's doing. I'm like, okay, buddy, that's really cool that you stole a helicopter and you're flying around the city. That's great, but you don't need to tell me every five seconds what's going on on the screen. You'd be electric on Twitch.

Is he better than you at GTA? No. He's a terrible driver. Every time he gets in a car, he wrecks it. On every block, he's running into buildings and hitting light poles. It's terrible but he's gonna turn that sensitivity down he figures out how to do things in that game pretty quickly like he he's got he's got he he knows the ropes pretty well pretty pretty funny

is he at the age where he's watching other people's twitch streams yet oh yeah no uh yes not not of not games like that though like kid games there's just one guy i forget what game he's playing but yeah yeah parks he watches some of that stuff not on twitch he finds it on youtube that's the same thing hey i just got word from my mom about how much i weighed when i was born i just texted her and asked her all she responded was a lot cry face emoji like what that's good like how do you do you just not remember mom like was that not a big day for you or something no chance yeah like what the hell? A lot. Cry face emoji. How? Like what the fuck?

I texted my mom and she just responded back, ask your real mother, you were adopted. Wow. What the hell? What? Damn, Dave. It's like a weird time to tell me that. I'm sorry, Dave. Over text?

Yeah, she doesn't even text normally. It's weird. Do you want to stop recording and talk this out? This is amazing news. No, it's power through it. Okay, that's fine man i don't i don't have any other i don't have any other things to say about this big baby other than i hope that it's he's healthy i'm just gonna say for the 20 or 2038 uh recruiting class i got my eye on him yeah we'll see if he transfers into duncanville he could are you gonna get a mailbox for him in a on an empty lot dave Adam. Yeah. We'll see if he transfers into Duncanville.

He could, are you going to get a, are you going to get a mailbox for him in a, on an empty lot? Dave? We'll see, man. We'll see.

We'll get him. We'll get him eligible. Well, don't, don't you worry. I don't hate the idea. I hope this kid does not ever look at Twitter from this time period because the Twitter, he's going to have a lot of content to go through and

not all of it is flattering about him i don't know people are legit terrified of this baby i don't know how i missed this entire thing you guys like know knew so much about this baby coming in and i was like what what's going on i don't know why i'm craving like looking at like fat baby pics on twitter but i feel like an outsider to you guys right now. Clearing lack of baby content. You listen to DaBaby, so that's where you're getting your stuff. I'm more of a bad baby fan.

It's Bad Bobby. How do you say it? Is that what her name actually is? I have no idea. She's trash. I like Lil Baby. Who's Lil Baby? There are too many babies in the rap game. There's a lot of babies in the rap game.

Yeah, I don't know. Many babies. Dave, you've just always been a big fan of the Beautiful Babies. Beautiful Babies. Oh, babe. You don't even know it. That was on the other night. And I was like,

Sally, you ever seen Swingers? She said no. And I was like, I don't think I can actually go down this road right now that's a tough one it's not a great movie really it has some good lines in it and a good cast but the movie's just kind of okay dylan you definitely listened to it or watched it before going out like every single night just get oh yeah i think i've watched it once maybe twice in my life and it was a long time ago i can remember going to dylan's apartment before we all went out, and we're playing beer pong.

And Dylan's like, hold on, hold on. He's about to do the line. And he's like, somebody you don't even know it. I don't think that happened, Dave. That's so dumb. We were watching Dane Cook live on your TV, on the DVD. Stop. Stop. Stop it.

Dylan had like a lava lamp and like he had a lizard terrarium. I had empty liquor bottles just lining my cabinet. Dude, so many bottles of Jim Beam and Kentucky Deluxe just lining. That's what you should do with your cabinets now, dude. Yeah, that's a good idea. Empty Mezcal bottles just all over your cabinets. dude yeah that's a good idea empty mezcal bottles just all over your cabinets just dead soldiers up there man dude i would if if like in on the youtube stream you can see brett's like above his cabinets in his kitchen if he had that going on i think we

would have to like you know let him go on the spot i definitely did it guys in college oh everyone did it's different college you're not that far removed though one step further we put like christmas lights behind it so it would like brighten up the bottles it was bad that's bad it was bad you didn't know any better dylan you need to pull a kepka and you need to get that bordeaux he was drinking and just have it, an unopened bottle in the cabinet behind you by the time Friday rolls around. Just one? I saw on Vivino you can purchase a bottle of that for $500 if you want. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Let me know. I can link you if you want. Can we talk about Aveo contacts? Please. I love Aveo contacts dude i mean daily contact lenses are easy and convenient which are two things we all need right now working from home staring at screens chasing kids around the yard all day wouldn't it be nice just to have comfortable technology advanced contacts delivered to your door? I think so. Yeah. Uh, Aveo does just that. Aveo provides soothing, hydrating all day,

comfortable daily contacts and affordable price delivered right to your door. No more buying crazy expensive boxes of contacts in bulk. It's the only subscription contact lens company that offers both regular daily contacts and daily tort contacts for astigmatism. I mean, I don't wear contacts. And part of the reason I don't wear contacts is because I'm afraid, like I don't want to deal with like the hassle of it. Aveo is the one thing that might actually say or tell me, you know what, Will, you can see clearly all the time now.

You can get contacts and make it easy on yourself rather than going to like an eye doctor and dealing with all this stuff. And like blah, blah, blah. Brett, your significant other has used Aveo. Can you speak to this, please? doctor and dealing with all this stuff and like blah blah brett you're you're you're you're a significant other has used avail can you speak to this please she's a huge fan of avail um not only has she used contacts for a years at this point um she has has never enjoyed the process of it i i sent her the link i was like hey I have this new product for you to try, blah, blah, blah. And she jumped on and she got the contacts a few days later and has not stopped wearing them since.

She's like, they're so comfortable. I forget they're on. And I don't know. She's just an absolute huge fan. She re-upped after getting the free like sponsorship product. She has now re-upped her supply of Aveo contacts. She dropped the bag? Dropped the bag. that's not an endorsement come on i mean dude they they even offer easy returns within 30 days on unopened boxes think about that you can just try it and

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Brett, I would love to help out and have eyes personally the hills do have eyes dave i was always growing up i was always jealous of kids who had contacts i know this is like stupid but it just they had this routine and they were doing it i always thought they had like bionic eyes they were in their bathroom doing it and i was like dude i i need need to get in on this. I felt left out because all my friends had contacts. It's kind of weird the things you would get jealous about in middle school and stuff. Kids would come to school with new glasses and it's like, fuck, I want glasses. Hold on. No, I don't want glasses. I want good eyes

that I can see things with normal. The kid with the cast. If somebody ever broke their wrist, I was like, fuck, I want to break my wrist. All the kids were finding it. They got such special treatment when they would just walk in with a cast or crutches it's like wow little did we know yep should we talk about this viper they found in india i've been i've been waiting for this i hate this story why because i hate snakes i'm terrified of them and now there's one we didn't even know that was out there just comes out of nowhere and it's venomous as shit and creepy looking no nope all right this

is from uh or go ahead dave i was just gonna say how is it possible that we didn't know this existed like this thing looks like something you would notice it's bright green and huge so it's i mean it says scientists discover a new snake and name it after salazar slytherin okay i got a problem with that too what are we doing naming it after fictional characters from a from a book series or whatever so what are you what are you going to name your snake when you find a new species dylan you're not going to name it matthew mcconaughey terrifying i don't know Something dope and terrifying. I don't know.

Are you kidding? Snake-ums. Snake-ums? Let's see the snake. You're out in your backyard. There we go. You're out in your backyard, Dylan. You come across this ridiculous looking snake.

You find out that you discovered a new species. What are you going to call it oh man snaky big snake face that's what the that's what twitter would name it i don't know man uh but i i got i need some time to think about it but i'm definitely not going to uh to harry potter for inspiration that's fair i gotta say man like i'm not trying to call out researchers but this snake is not exactly subtle why how did they researchers but this snake is not exactly subtle how did they miss this this thing is lime green it looks like it's made

of toxic ooze it looks like it's made of Nickelodeon yak that it's like a genetic hybrid of other snakes that just create you know it hasn't been new to earth welcome to earth it is green

no here's the deal any researcher who ever stumbled across I mean, welcome to Earth. It is green. No, here's the deal. Any researcher who ever stumbled across a snake before has gotten killed. That's the only option. No one's lived to tell about it. I like that. You know what I hate about this article that revealed this? The final line of the article.

Unfortunately, a spokesperson for Slytherin was not available for comment or for comment like shut up what source is that CNN they're getting a little lax during this uh quarantine no this is supposed to be hard-hitting journalism this is a venomous snake that we didn't even know existed don't do your your jokes I'm going to email the author of this and ask her for proof that she tried to contact Slytherin because if she didn't then I'm I'm questioning to email the author of this and ask her for proof that she tried to contact Slytherin. Cause if she didn't, then I'm, I'm questioning her journalistic integrity. You need to tweet the president with it and like tell him the source and see if he quote tweets it with very unprofessional exclamation. If you can,

you might go by, if you could discover any type of species of any animal, what would you want to discover the most? I think, I feel like big cats, the natural answer, but I would, I go ahead. Actually, you want to discover the most i think i feel like big cats the natural answer but i would i go ahead actually i want to hear your answers i'm going shark oh that's a good one dave i gotta go some kind of big cat i mean i have to it'd be super tight give me big foot i want a definitive answer on big foot i can give you one no you can't well i feel like i can i'm going with some type of wolf i want some type of like canine

we have a mail-in question today that's about um the existence of mermaids and bigfoot can't wait i can't wait to get into it i I just think it'd be tight to have, to discover a new species and then be able to like name it and everything like that. It would just be so tight. I feel like you should get like an honorary one that you can keep at all times

if you name the species. That would be sick. I would just name it Carter. I would just, I would name it after me, but it's my middle name. So it's not super egomania, but it's just enough to where people who know me they're like oh that's the one that Dave discovered somehow that's the one he stumbled upon in the jungles of India I thought you said shark though uh that too Carter shark Carter shark actually sounds kind of tight

but it's just like a it's like a very professional. It's just like a very professional. It's got like a button down on and all over people's glasses. Yeah, I was going to say it's definitely got glasses on. It's got like a briefcase that it carries around with this little shark fin. Hey, Dave. Is that how sharks sound? Yeah. It's like, oh, man, another day, another dollar.

it's like oh man another day another dollar actually I want to find a new hermit crab that's just chilling at Wilmonds underneath the bar I think that's the move oh my god I always thought the kids that had a hermit crabs back in the day were weird it's like what why are you taking these things away from the ocean and putting them in your like house in northern Michigan this is weird i think looking back on it i think that checks out i feel like the kids who had hermit crabs they probably got really into like magic and stuff like that is there one pet that like people had back in the day that would cause you to think that like okay this is weird snake yeah snake what kind of reptile actually yeah having reptiles it's kind of just a weird thing in general did you think ferrets and things like that were weird parrots ferrets fair oh yeah

yeah yeah rodent it's a rodent what do you what do you want a rodent for yeah it was less weird than a snake though it's close it's in the rat family not into it a big one for us or not in my family but i had a friend who had a sugar glider they had multiple sugar gliders which is in that same family dylan and like they were way too into the sugar glider i was like man why don't you just get like a dog yeah is that the one that can fly like you know no no no it glides on sugar it's like frozen no yeah they can they can fly they can they just i mean they can they float yeah you know they but they're not good pets they're no little fuckers if they can fly how annoyed are they that they're just stuck

in this like plastic terrarium the entire time it's like dude yeah that's that's why i'm against having a bird it's like dude that bird wants to be flying around bird has feather people creep me out like birds don't it's not like birds like will like peck at your wind like peck at their like cage when they need to go out and poop. No, they just do droppings. And any animal that doesn't consciously go to the bathroom, I'm just out on. We talked about this before. The worst thing about getting, not the worst thing, but getting a bird is a lifetime commitment. They will likely outlive you.

They live for like 90 years. What? Some of the bigger, like a macaw. Is that how you say it? Macaw. Macaw. Macaw. Macaw.

They live to be like 80 or 90. Yeah. They very old. I think parents are, they live to be pretty old too. Yeah. Can you imagine your pet bird given your eulogy? He was good.

I'm going to look. Pretty good dude. Trash got by him. That's's come on what's the what's the meme of the kid like in front of the

gravesite throwing the deuce it's just like it's just your macaw or whatever just throwing a feather going to your haters funeral

just wings up in front of the gravesite there it is sorry just wings up in front of the grave site. There it is. Sorry. I've been waiting to do that. Now that we have funeral talk,

I'm allowed to play it. I legit, I legit forgot we had that until last night. Thank God. If anything happens to me and that doesn't play at my funeral with you guys, just carrying my casket, I'm going to be very upset. One exception, Will. One exception.

I hold a falconer in a different light than people who have a small bird. If you have a falcon that you allow to fly around and then land on your wrist, that's a completely different ballgame. Yeah, exactly, Dave. If it's a predatory bird, if it eats other animals and shit, that's tight, and you're a badass if you have one. Yeah, macaws, I looked it up. They can live to be as long as you.

Holy shit. Well, so I was very upset at our wedding because we went to a wedding at the same hotel before we got married there. And the people that were getting married, they had a falconer and a falcon there. And it was to scare off all the other birds. That's tight. They either weren't available for our day or they are our ceremony was just too small for them but i was absolutely devastated it's probably good because i would have been standing at the altar the entire time just like doing the lebron meme where he's just looking checking to the side the entire time i would have just been looking at that falcon constantly it's like dude what's he doing right

now wait the whole purpose of the falconer wasn't just to be like to flex and be like, we got a falconer at our ceremony. It was like an actual purpose of clearing out birds. Yeah, keep seagulls away and stuff. That is your crow basically. I feel like there's got to be a better way, but I love it. No cooler way though. I might go.

Go ahead. How dumb are birds that like they can be fooled by like a statue of an owl like they're like oh fuck there's an owl over there do you see it and his buddy's like dude that is a ceramic owl that is not real you can go to that yard it's fine yeah it's not like we have like like it's not like triple h is like standing at places like scaring other humans away it's like big big tex is not actually like an attraction like we all just have to avoid it's like no dude he's huge he's keeping the other cowboys away dylan how are you if your tryouts gone uh well for this i haven't recorded i haven't recorded my audition tape yet i need to get on that that. Micah's going to get it over you, and it's going to be great. Micah doesn't have the pipes for it.

I don't know. He'll be the first to let you know that he went to journalism school at Mizzou for broadcasting or something. He loves Mizzou, doesn't he? They had a good couple years there when he was there. Was he there with Blaine Gabbert and stuff? He was Chase Daniel, right? I don't remember. I don't know.

Why does Mizzou Sneaky get mediocre quarterbacks in the NFL all the time? It's kind of tight. Manny Mock? Wait, why do some birds, when you put out like a duck blind or something like that you put birds in the water are they attracted to those birds they're just like i'm gonna go hang with like my buddies down there and then they yeah exactly yeah yeah there you go ducks on the pond but it's an unspoken rule that you don't you don't shoot them while they're on the water you you let it away before you pop them I spray the block when they're just sitting there yeah you would I set up c4 on the in the under the water and

once they land I just I just detonate you just let it come out there it is unfair but you know all's fair in love and duck hunting. So T-shirt. Put that on a shirt and sell it. T-shirt. I'm very happy with the amount of animal talk we've had on this podcast today. I just want to let that be known. I am too. Once I saw that there was a new snake discovered, it was like, all right, well, let's go down this wormhole. Or snake hole.

At first I was like, you know what? I don't really want to talk about a snake because snakes creep me out. But now I'm glad we talked about the snake. Yeah, if we can talk about falconers. Anytime falconers comes up organically, it's a win. I feel like I could see Dave getting into part-time falconry. You're not that far from doing that. What does that mean?

Like if your neighbor had a falcon and you started seeing him with it, you would immediately go over there all the time and start hanging out with it and figuring it out. And then eventually you would have your own Falcon that you were just letting fly out your window at night. In these uncertain times, it might be the time to pick up a hobby. Even if that hobby is,

uh, teaching a Falcon to land on my wrist god i want one so bad i do have a mongolian neighbor and they hunt with those there so with falcons yeah hawks out at the ranch they hunt with they hunt foxes with uh with hawks it's pretty sick we got bald eagles up in harvard dog they're just chilling nothing gets me more excited than just chilling. I love it. Nothing gets me more excited than just seeing one soaring. It's not that,

it's not that common, but I mean, it's a few times a summer. You'll just see like, see him just soaring. It's great. Have, have you ever seen one hit the water and grab a fish and fly off?

That would be for me, that would be enough to be like, you know what? I've had a great life. I wanted to see that. And I saw it. Never seen it. Let's go. Like a little little travers bay is not ripe for uh uh like getting going in like that uh i did see one time i was i was on the water and i looked over towards the land and

there was a giant american flag flying in someone's front yard and they were just two bald eagles just circling it. And I didn't even know that bald eagles hung out together. Wow. I know. They're what? Did I dream this or did Klein record one out at his ranch recently? And he put it on his Instagram story.

Did I dream this? No, he did do this. That happened. He did do this. Yeah. What were you saying, Brett? I feel like you just had a very good piece of knowledge for us. I think they're mated for life.

Once they have a partner, they chill together. They're monogamous? Yes. Wow. Interesting. That's so beautiful. I'm going to get some birdologist in my DMs like, nope. I'm going to get some birdologist in my DMs like, nope.

But I believe they are. Once they find a mate, they chill in the same nest for however long they live. Oh, yeah, mate. I've been chilling in the same nest for years with my mate. They're not Australian, though. They're American, Dave. They're our symbol. Go on down to Wilmonds, mate. It is Wednesday. There is a special on oil cans on wednesdays

more bird talk how is it possible that peregrine falcons can dive at 200 miles an hour that doesn't gravity how don't they how don't they explode when they when they hit the water great question i don't get it i don't get how their feathers don't fly off when they hit the water great question i don't get it i don't get how their feathers don't fly off when they hit the water and they just emerge from the water completely naked uh that's a fucking bird with a radar gun it's like when people do the the extreme cliff diving from like 150 feet up and they you have to hit like basically that pencil and you just cut through the water so you don't like oh you're not slapping against it real hard you know yeah it just seems like they would lose some feathers like throughout this process can we just get like someone on here that knows all about this stuff

how do we not have a zoologist friend that we can just ask questions to uh we have a big cat expert this that we could get courtesy of flounder if we ever wanted to have someone who actually knew what they were talking about on the pod we could do that when all this blows over when times become more certain we can have somebody on i have an open dm conversation that i have not dipped into in over two years with somebody who can be i don't want to say his name but he can be described as a biologist science communicator photographer and television. Might be worth reaching out. Content guy? Chris Harrison?

He's a content guy, for sure. He's a big bug guy, but he's on the Discovery Channel. I DM'd him once and he responded, so maybe it's worth dipping in there again

and seeing what's up. Just saying. Okay. Okay. I think it's definitely worth that. I agree. Can you imagine we're doing a live stream

and all of a sudden Brett's like, hey, we got the bug guy coming on. We're like, wait, what? Let's get the bug guy. He's not a bad one. Actually, I'm going to DM him. I'm going to send him to Brett. Hell yeah. Brett, you know who he is. You just don't realize it. I have no idea. Let's do this weekend in team.

Bear Grylls is not coming on, though. He's fake. Oh, that's a take that I kind of don't hate. That's fair. Yeah, the other guy. Survivor Man is cooler than Bear Grylls. Bear Grylls is hotter, though. Should we do this weekend in team? Let's go.

Why not? I will start. So Friday I have absolutely nothing. Saturday we are going out to the ranch, and I say we. My sister and brother-in-law and I are going out to the ranch, not to stay there but just to say hi to my mom and stepdad. They miss us like crazy, and they are stuck out there all by themselves. We're going to say hi from a distance.

It's a quick trip. We're not even going to go on the property, really. We're going to go say hi and talk to them for a little bit, turn around and come right back. It'll be good. Sunday, I don't know yet, but I might be picking up a new addition to the family. I'm not sure yet, but it's a possibility, so stay tuned. Wow. Is this an animal or a human this i'm not adopting a human okay it is a is a falcon will yeah then we're getting a falcon homie needs a falcon honestly like think about it i could

actually see your weird if you get a falcony d. I could see your spirit animal being falcon. Okay. That's fine. It's a dope bird, man. I don't disagree at all. That's a compliment, not a roast. Or a roost. Sorry.

Go on. Oh, Jim. That's a good weekend. Dylan, I got to say, your weekend sounds way cool, way more cool than mine. Got to tell you. Because I got nothing planned. So, I'm going to probably,

I am due for a total wine delivery, the liquor store that does deliveries. So, probably going to have to put that in today. Get a couple bottles of wine, maybe some Bordeaux, maybe some Caymus. And we'll see what happens, man.

Maybe I'll probably FaceTime with the lads a couple times i'm sure you guys will be involved good times live stream friday night friday night live stream but yeah no plans dylan we got a live stream we got happy hour live on friday dude what's your problem yeah yeah my bad yeah oh yeah you forgot okay cool man yeah i don't have too much i got got that Friday live stream. Sally and I have been talking. I think we're going to go to the liquor store, and I think we're going to pick up a bottle of rum, and I think we might make some tropical drinks this weekend.

Whoa. Yeah, man. All this Wilmont's booty chatter has gotten me kind of in the rum mood, and so we were thinking about just going and picking up a bottle of Mount Gay and maybe some fresh fruit and seeing what happens. Who knows? I don't hate that at all. No. Dylan, ever since I sent you that link of them doing the virtual F1 Grand Prix,

it's made me want to get way better at this game. And so I think I'm going to put in some F1 time this weekend. Are you learning some new strategies? Well, I'm realizing that, like, I mean, so this is a niche question because not many people play this game. Do you use the guide when you're playing? The line? Yeah. Yeah.

I want to transition out of that eventually and just start racing. You want to pop off the training wheels is what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little scary, but I kind of want to do that. And so I'm going to put in some time. The virtual F1 Grand Prix's have been pretty entertaining. And so I'm very intrigued.

But outside of that, I got really nothing. I'm sure I'll do a bunch of FaceTimes that are spur of the moment things that make me drink like four beers in the middle of the afternoon. But that's not a bad thing. I'll pretty much do anything at this point to stay distracted. Well, I've got a question. So it sounds like you guys are going to go all in on the rum. Are you planning on getting some sort of

special tiki glass or something, a ceramic to serve it up in? Funny you asked, Dave. I actually have one. So we need to acquire one more. I have one that you actually gave to me. I got it in a Secret Santa gift package from you at Grand X a few years ago.

So that one will be getting used. But I would love a ceramic one that's like a parrot or something. Or a macaw, like Dylan says. Or a falcon. Or a falcon. Macaw, I believe is how you say it. Yeah, I messed that one up.

Dave, how much do you miss Wu Xiao right now? Yeah, how bad do you want Tiki drinks? Dave got some of the best Tiki drinks in town. I miss it a lot. I miss it quite a bit. And they've got like the nice straw.

You got to get the straw is a key, Will. Like the thick, like colored straw. It's like a biodegradable. We've got, yeah, I was going to say, be careful, Dave. You don't want straw Twitter coming at you. We've got some metal straws, but I'm not a big straw guy. I like getting a dusting of the nutmeg from the painkiller across my beard. Just swag.

Dave, did you ever go to She's Not Here? I'm unfamiliar with that. I've been. The bar downtown Austin, She's Not Here. It's a restaurant bar. They have some drinks you'd be very into dylan i'm sorry i'm not going to a bar after the live stream friday with you man i can't come on dave all right we'll we'll see i'll change your mind dylan you didn't go there on a or is that

bar name just to go on saturdays i get it that That's good. There you go. That's the Saturday spot for the squad. If you like it. They have drinks that are up your alley. What's the bullet getting into this weekend? I think I'm officially hunkering down in H-Town. That's the plan.

I don't hate that. So that's my last – not my last, but I'm going to head there with no end date in sight, I should say. Wow. I like that idea because I don't know how you're staying sane alone in your apartment. It's terrible. Going and hanging out with her just makes more sense than you just going crazy. I actually was surprised that you came back because I was like, what? You should have just stayed with them yeah it was one of those things where it got to the point where i

was i like felt bad being there i was just like i i'm sorry i didn't i planned on a weekend and we turned into a week and i was just like so now we have like officially kind of plans to just extended period extended stay suites type of thing so if you guys knew that we were going to be hunkered down for this long would you have would you have changed your plans would you have gone and done something yes before you mean or like so for example had i known had i known before all the the things like the regulations came down that i that i would be uh quarantined for this long i would have loved to make a play to like go up to Michigan and spend some time up there just to like get some family time in and escape the city.

Just because I don't like being in the city for this. I feel like I can't really go anywhere and like get out and being in Northern Michigan, I could like go out in the woods and just not see anybody. And so, but obviously hindsight's 2020 and instead I'm just stuck in my apartment. But looking back on it, I wish I could have had the opportunity to like get out, but also it was very irresponsible at the time to like go travel. So it's, it's all tough, but what I'm saying, I've not seen my parents since Christmas really. Yeah. So I would have gone, I would have gone back up to Duncanville,

said one up, hit the taco bell and see the Ridge. Not, not, yeah. I got to stay close to the homie, so I'm where I need to be. That makes sense. I might just go to KJ's spot and just go in that tee box and just drop dimes all day. I'm waiting for that KJ house invite. Yeah, what the hell? It's weird. It's weird that he doesn't invite us.

It's fine. It's rude. For those of you that don't know who KJ is, check out last night's live stream. Or John Bucci Gross. Bucci, baby. That's all I got right now. Do we have any closing thoughts? Oh, have you guys...

I'm a huge wok guy now. I love walking. I thought you meant like the cooking utensils. No, I don't have a wok yet. I'm not that advanced in the kitchen um speaking of though if you're a fan of dave's air frying tune into the live stream on friday not that he's going to be doing it but you might be uh you might have the chance to get an air fryer of your own let's go okay we're giving away air fryers now we have air fryers to give away

courtesy of instant i was really worried that i was going to have to air fry something on the stream and i don't have to i mean the people would love it but did i tell you guys about the injury that i sustained because of my air fryer you what i sustained an injury because of the air fryer it was user error it was user error not the air fryer's fault i uh we had a whole chicken in there that weighed like eight pounds. I don't know how much it weighed. It was whatever. And I didn't realize how heavy it was.

And I took out the drawer. And when I took it out, it like drooped because it was heavier than I anticipated. And I like pulled a muscle on the bottom of my hand. And it was lingering with me for like two weeks. But I felt like such a wimp that I didn't admit it to anybody because it was the air fryer. Oh, my God. Oh, I know. It really hurt for like it to anybody because it was the air fryer. Oh my God. Oh, I know it really hurt for like two weeks and it was a hundred percent that the

second it happened, I was like, Oh no, dude, I for sure thought you're going to say you burned your hand or something. Cause that's, that's gotta be the most common injury on an air fryer. You pulled a muscle in your hand.

They're very idiot proof. Like they're, they're very safe things to use. And I just managed to pull a muscle using a fucking air fryer. Loser move. Goodness. Oh, wow. All right.

Should we get out of here, guys? Yeah. Good stuff. Everybody have a good weekend. We'll see you Friday night. If anybody hasn't done so already, go opto and listen to the voicemails from yesterday's Listen to Your Heart episode. Those were some of the best voicemails we've been left in a while.

Not only do I want people to hear the content, I want them to listen to those voicemails and get inspired themselves to leave some awesome voicemails. That's it. Well said. I agree. Coastline. All right, guys. All right, guys. All right. Bye.