Circling Back - Big Game Brett is Back & WWIII Memes

Episode Date: January 6, 2020

Brett is back from the Toges, Dave's sports minute, WWIII memes, some guy did the Waffle House challenge, the Golden Globes, Dillon got an Apple Watch, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun and easy banter (6:37) Dillon is an Apple Watch guy now (18:25) Golden Globes highlights (35:33) The Sports Minute with Dave (54:47) WWIII Twitter is on fire (1:07:43) Some guy live tweeted his Waffle House challenge (1:17:53) Brett's breaking news Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Postmates: ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS of free delivery credit for your first SEVEN days. To start your free deliveries, download the app and use code CIRCLING. HIMS: One free month at forhims dot com slash steam. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Circling Back Podcast. My name is Dave Ruff. It's 2020. Put home the headphone in one ear like that, like you're on the DJ at a nightclub. I'm letting it ride. It's 2020. We holding the headphone in one ear like that, like you're on the DJing at a nightclub. I'm letting it ride. It's 2020, we're sitting on 20s. I'm here with my co-host, Dylan Chivary. Hello, David. Welcome back.

First real episode of the new year. Will's not here. He's getting back tonight, we hope. Yeah, he was already delayed once. He can sure use him. Sure Will's not here. He's getting back tonight. We hope. Yeah. He was already delayed once, though. He could sure use him. Sure use his help around here. But, in lieu of Will, we've got the gift of Big Game Brett.

Hello, boys. Back in the stew. He came back. A lot of people were speculating you weren't going to come back. I'm back. That's Randy Quaid in Independence Day. I thought you were doing Sam Ellinger. Yeah, I did too. They're not back. Well, they might be.

Actually, Vince Young did that too. And then actually did come back and won the national championship. He played the Rose Bowl the year before they played the Rose Bowl for the Natty. He said, we'll be back anyway. I just got an email that I've got to show Dave real quick. Sorry. What? This is behind the curtain things that I've got to show Dave real quick. Sorry.

What? This is behind the curtain things that I can't say on the podcast, but Dave will like this. But people aren't going to like this, though. I had an idea I wanted to talk to you about. All right, let's talk later. It has something to do with South By. Oh.

Possible collab. Oh. Interesting. People are going to like this. brett how was your uh break um it was like an 8.6 out of 10 i think if i'm gonna rate it dylan it was entirely too long i'm sorry that i've been out of the studio and out of the uh the office for so long did you listen to the for so long. Did you listen to the Micah episode? I did.

The Patreon one? Yeah, where you guys speculated on my job security and my sabbatical and everything. That was mainly Micah. Micah was saying, you're not paying him

while he's gone, right? Yeah, I don't think Micah understands how employment works. Yeah. We weren't going to just withhold paychecks for three weeks or two weeks turns out he rubbed a lot of a lot of people the wrong way during that episode can't imagine why yeah

michael was great i'm gonna just be real about the first first 35 minutes michael was great brought the heat and then he was up against it he had to go record another pod so he was getting antsy and his fiancee is at home sick so he's like texting all these people at one point he had the microphone and just set it down and dylan and i are like talking while he was on his phone yeah and i look over and i'm like well i guess i won't toss it to micah for for a statement because he doesn't have his mic in his hand and yeah he completely powered down after about 35 minutes it's a trash performance by our boy. You just can't, when you're the self-proclaimed, what's the electric factory? What did he call himself?

The powerhouse? The power plant. The power plant. The power plant. When you're the power plant, assumingly vegan, you probably shouldn't power down on a podcast. Yeah, he powered down big time. There's no generator, you know?

Yeah. Speaking of generators, though, the reason I had such a long break was the Paradox Brewery was opening up the second. How do you spell that? yeah speaking of generators though the reason i had such a long break was um the paradox brewery was opening up the second how you spell that p-a-r-a-d-o-x paradox upstate new york area and uh there was an ice storm so the power in all of like strewn lake and late george area went down togs in saratoga and um we didn't lose power saratoga but up north did and thank goodness the backup generator was was up and running because otherwise they would have lost like two weeks worth of beer

oh party foul man didn't didn't that place just open well it's it's not open yet that's how that's how new all the equipment is right they just they started running uh like their canning line and their their beer line and their their beer silos and whatnot like two weeks ago oh so they're already using the wow wow so the brewery's up the tap room is not yet probably a couple more weeks on that dave they had an issue with a local contractor sounds about right i know you like cutting out you know the middleman i know you like using small businesses but they went real small with the contractor on the roof turns out they have a bit of a condensation issue in the tap room so yeah i can have my guys go out there and look at it if you want if you have a roofer i'd uh i'd take recommendations

yeah i'll talk to rocco appreciate it he's out of uh albany but he's got a good crew cash only cash yeah well yeah he's got the venmo though he's got he's got venmo i venmoed my dude yesterday who came and took down my lights and i think he thought it was weird i think he clearly wasn't really familiar with it i think he went and set up a venmo just so i could pay him because i didn't have it i was not at my home and he didn't tell me he was coming by i was like dude i got no way to pay you you got venmo and he's like what's venmo so yeah he clearly didn't know what venmo was so i just paid our rent a rent for the first time our new office space well for the second time but the first time i'm actually like sending a check and it's like

snail mail man i had to go i had to go buy envelopes and stamps and shit it just feels so outdated to do it that way uh like. Like electronic payment is a thing. Venmo is a thing. I did that in New York for my last three years. Snail mail. And like. It's weird. It's a lot of money for a kid in New York to be sending a rent check in the mail not

knowing if it's going to get there. And like a couple of times I got danged with a late payment because it just didn't get there in time. It's like, come on. I don't trust the post office. It's a federal office that you're not a... Correct. I don't trust them.

I've had many things not get sent out properly, mainly RSVPs for our wedding. They did not make it to the people. And if they did, they didn't necessarily all make their way back to us. So we had kind of an issue with planning and and seating we didn't know who was coming we had to reach out to everybody it was very odd are wedding invites online yet i'm still getting paper ones but some people do but i think it's kind of it's considered a low low brow if you do it i think but white trash hillbilly yeah didn't you say you're more efficient you use apple pay for

everything now dylan since tim cook has basically taken control of your life oh yeah that's our next segment that was fun and easy banter i didn't mean to jump in no no no don't cut it out i just saw this on here this segment's called dorn got an apple watch i did man um i'm an apple watch guy i'm not going to be an everyday apple watch guy for for the record. No, you have to commit to it. Either you're doing it all or none. I don't want to do it every day. I don't want to be one of those guys. But I'll tell you what.

This guy's not all in. This is a pretty cool little thing. Have you worn it to the gym yet? I have, and it is fantastic. Did it track your metrics? It does, yeah. Well, the coolest thing about it is it has cellular on it, right? So I can use it away from Wi-Fi, and it still has a connection which is cool i can leave my phone in my locker at the gym and not having it bounce

around in my pocket and do all that stuff i got my music right here i can answer texts right here it's great see that's why i just bring my walkman in to the gym now you don't have a walkman but what about your wired headphones dylan that you wore i don't have uh i don't use wired headphones thank you though brett you did for a long time what do you have a little slow to to get the uh What about your wired headphones, Dylan, that you wore? I don't use wired headphones. Thank you, though, Brett. You did for a long time. What do you have now? I was a little slow to get the AirPods. I have the AirPods.

Yeah, I'm a pod guy. Hey, I was checking. So I actually have access to your Apple account. And I was checking your next-gen stats. And it says that you are 100% a silly little bitch. I don't think it says that. You know what? It doesn't. you know what has

like your activity tracker thing on there correct i go to the gym i work out for like an hour and a half and i go pretty hard you know you see me in there dave i put up weight this thing says like it registers like 10 minutes of exercise when i do that is it because i'm just doing like weight stuff and it might my heart rate doesn't get crazy. That would be my guess. Right? Your heart rate stays relatively stable enough below a certain point. I don't know, though, but I get going pretty good. It's weird.

You're not spiking your heart enough, man. You got to get to, as you would call it, some HIIT. I just feel like I am. Or some H-I-I-T. Some H-I-I-T. Is that anaerobic or aerobic exercise? It's hard to say. Yeah, nobody knows.

Yeah, no one really knows that. There's many different types of exercise, however. There is. Did you pump in Saratogs? Saratogs? That's a new one. I did. I did.

I was doing this thing. I got on a workout that I like where it's 25 minutes of uphill fast walking and then five minutes of a run and then a minute sprint oh that's a hit day before my lift and then i'll get in the lift but the problem with doing that is once you get to the lift i'm like toast already see just it's what what are your goals if you want to add mass people say don't do the cardio before do it after i do that i do what's called a finisher i've been doing it on the air bike i after i do that i do what's called a finisher

i've been doing it on the air bike i their words not mine i didn't call it the finisher it's just the common nomenclature um yeah what's the what's the finisher look like well glad you asked it's uh you know the air bike right or the assault bike or whatever yeah it's got like the handles and it makes all the noise and air goes everywhere 55 seconds moderate five second sprint like all out then 54 seconds and six seconds all the way down to 50 so it's just uh you're basically going hard for four then five and six and seven all the way to ten got it okay it. Okay. It's a good little finisher. Get your heart going before you leave. Yeah.

Okay. I mean, I don't hate that. I used to do cardio after as well. But then you get to like 12 minutes on a pretty good jog before the sprint. I just don't have it anymore. I don't have the patience. I don't like being on one machine for 30 minutes. I don't have the conditioning, to be honest.

I would rather go run around like on a high school track or something. Okay. Or a college track. I don't know why I singled out high school. It's going to leave me open for many jokes. You want to go like run and take out the high school chicks? You want to do like routes or something like that? Not the football players.

Oh. Yeah, we'll go get Tanner in the gang. Colton Tyler? Dude, I would love to throw some passes if you're down. My dad actually, over break, he's like, hey, do you have a football in your apartment? I'm like, I actually don't. You need one.

I do. With all the picks getting around? Yeah, what'd you use in high school? Wilson? 1100s? Yeah, standard. Standard. Standard guy.

We need a Vortex. Did you ever see our Vortex challenge video? Yeah, unfortunately, that's Standard. Standard guy. We need a vortex. Did you ever see our vortex challenge video? Yeah, unfortunately, that's where I saw Will try to throw a football. Yeah, Will didn't have a great showing that day. Does he have an excuse for that, or is he wearing that one? He's just not much of a thrower. I will say that was his worst effort of the day. Okay.

And it just so happens that's the one that got promoted over and over and over again oh no oh no if you see that or if you hear this now can we can i go on circling back in the in the near future to see that video again by any chance on twitter yeah we could probably find that and post it okay yeah we probably should although will may not like that well just while he's on the plane he you know he won't notice he's in international waters will's either all or nothing in those video challenges like um he made a half court shot that one time the day dylan broke his leg is that when dan said he could go like four of ten from yeah that's exactly it that's still still one of the most hilariously

inaccurate predictions he went uh zero of ten believe it or not i feel like the overrunner there is one and a half or a half either one i feel like the best in the world are at best like 20 yeah it was one of those typical playground rims, you know, that's real stiff. But it didn't really matter because he didn't even think he may touch rim once. So he came in blaming on that. It was just a bad showing. Man, that's a jackhammer. What a reach.

Yeah, then I broke my leg. Saw that too. I got laid off like two weeks later. It was fun. You were laid up while laid off, man. Oh not getting laid yeah wow man a lesser man would have spiraled not your boy tafe i mean like you're laid up you can't work out can't play golf because your legs broke yeah that's hell what'd you do you don't play video games yeah what did you do just crank i didn't just crank.

I did find a way to go to the gym, actually. I just was not. Just upper body? Yeah, I stuck to upper body for a long time. That should be your excuse when people are like, oh, dude, your legs. Be like, dude, I broke my leg like a year ago. I had to do just upper body. That's just not proportional.

Were you in a DOS boot for the whole time? No, I had just a little knee brace situation. Dylan rocked the knee sleeve for a long time after. Yeah, see, the fracture was right behind my knee, basically. Oh, I thought it was down. No, it was right behind my knee, so there wasn't really much I could do in the way of a cast or anything. It was a little fracture.

It wasn't a big deal. But I feel like that's a painful one. Even if it doesn't hinder your athletic ability, that's going to hurt like a motherfucker. it hurt like a bitch yeah damn dude well mike got the he got the shot for sure like his team content he's team content unless he's on your podcast yeah in which case he's about 30 minutes of team content i'll just tank it for you 30 minutes of just just sandbagging and yeah i think my favorite taking on water my favorite meme that came out of that dylan was was when somebody put you to like the music where

you're on the rainbow where it's like it was just you breaking your leg over and over yeah oh yeah yeah what is that song that that video is so funny there are people listening that are new that have no idea that you broke your leg trying to dunk on a park basketball goal. So are they going to get a Will video and a Dylan video in one Twitter day? If you go to my Instagram, which is at D Shivery, C-H-E-V-E-R-E-R-E. Okay, I'll tweet it out too. Go back to last, I guess, October, November 2018. No, yeah, not last. It's 2018.

And see what's going on there. There's a video Let's see. November 2nd. It's a slideshow. It's a four-part picture series and then the last one's a video. But yeah, I'll put it on my Twitter as well. Which is the same handle. I thought I

compound fractured it hurt so bad if you when you watch him land it's a miracle it was not a grotesque like foot turn the wrong way type thing that's why i thought you i thought you snapped your ankle i didn't know it was like a knee thing oh i just watched it it hurts all over again yeah it was right behind the knee it was terrible man but here we are doing great doing great hey if you want to do great and you're a man you're a man with some hair issues start noticing you're getting a little thin up top check out hymns a wellness brand for men brett you know about hymns i've been a hymns guy for four years now three or four years and i can't say enough

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print i'm gonna read it i'm gonna read it well send dave all of your fine legal print please dave at washed media.com please do terms and conditions may apply Hey, did y'all watch any Golden Globes? I actually did. I did watch quite a bit of it. Well, I was caught on a lappy, but I had it on in the background, so I caught most of it. I was looking forward to a live Twitter night. Kind of disappointed, to be honest with you.

Yeah, the most I saw was clips of the Gervais monologue going around, which was solid. It's a volume shooting night. 100%. Yeah, award shows are volume shooting. It's a show kind of similar to Bachelor or Bachelorette. It's just a volume night. And if you're not tuned in, if you're not paying attention,

it can be kind of annoying. But if you're into it, it's fun. I like the Gervais. He calls out everybody, right? That's kind of his bit. It's his fifth time hosting. Pulls no punches. I like when he goes after Hollywood,

all of the super right-wing Twitter blogs. They use it as justification. It just gets hijacked by all these people. And it's like, just let it be. Don't ruin this for me. It was a great set. It was a great monologue. I don't even like his stand-up that much.

But when he does these, I tune in. And that's why I watched it. Big winners. I don't think the Irishman won. Kind of bummed about that. I don't think it won anything. Fleabag won some stuff. Succession cleaned up.

Succession did well. Saw some backlash on succession thought that was weird there's an anti-succession movement out there on twitter there's that faction why i don't know nepotism patriarchy i think i think there's people were just like oh another show about like the wealthy and powerful right but it's a really well done show so it's a fantastic show people still still need up. Still need to watch the Hollywood movie with Pitt and Leo. I cleaned up. Brad Pitt won.

Yep. Guys, confirm. Brad Pitt's still hot. Yeah, very much so. He's on fire. Hottest of the night. Jason Bateman. His look was unreal.

Did you tweet about him? I did. Didn't do well, but I did. It was like an in-the-moment tweet that if it doesn't get traction right away, it's doing nothing. That's fine. And like 30 likes.

That's fine. I get him and Paul Rudd mixed up every single time I hear their names. He hasn't aged a day. Paul Rudd's a handsome man. Yeah. Who else? Oh, Salma Hayek.

Oh, yeah. Put Twitter on fire last night. She lit the screen up yeah that was good her uh her face looked really good yes beautiful face beautiful face hot face well is she still friends with penelope cruz they were like a really hot one-two punch back in the day don't know who's uh who's george clooney's wife i thought it was some some height but it's not no it's that it's a, it's a human rights attorney. Amal, maybe?

Is that her name? Yeah, that sounds right. Okay. Not Salma Hayek, confirmed, though. Yeah, I don't think anybody really thought that. That's on me until last night. Yeah, no. So, yeah, Gervais, he just skewered.

He brought the fuego. He skewered some people. Man, if you've had a tough year, like publicity-wise, you just can't go to award shows, right? Yeah. You're just... So Taylor Swift looked really sad when she presented, and I think it was because of the Katz stuff.

Because, you know, she was in Katz, right? Or she had something to do with it. And Katz, I don't know if you guys have seen this it's done very poorly why was taylor swift there because cats wasn't nominated for anything was it oh i guess song oh yeah that's right that's right it was nominated for something for best song yeah it was more of like we don't we ran out of people to offer this too and we need a big name so get taylor swift which i respect she got that invite she's probably like oh fuck and she did And she looked completely beaten down. And Gervais went after Katz like three minutes into his monologue.

Yeah. I've heard it's one of the biggest absolute disasters of a film in modern history. Which makes me want to see it. Yeah, that's the problem. It's like the room. Maybe it was that too with Tommy Wiseau or something. What's his name? I don't know one

of the other like worst movies of all time that ends up being a cult classic because people want to see it well yeah i i want to see what it's all about yeah it's exactly how bad it is i know nothing about the play is the room the one that was so bad like james franco did they did like another another one that had something loosely to do with the original. Exactly. With the guy. With Tommy something. He won awards for that too.

Yes. The remake won awards for the. It's insane. But you know what last night did make me want to do was see 1917. Yeah, I'm in on that. Very in on that. Is it out on Netflix and you have to I don't have Netflix

I didn't know that was a Netflix joint I thought that was a theater thing you're not on Netflix dog I thought I was going to have to go down to the Cinemark and buy my $12 popcorn and a big old soda pop maybe throw some gummy bears at the screen don't call it a soda pop I thought you called it the Alamo D house

no I don't call it a soda pop i thought you called it the alamo d house no what i don't call it the alamo d house you think of alamo draft house yeah isn't that a theater it is yeah you ever been never i'd like to go have you been to a dine-in theater before no i've never done like the cool no no oh man how have you are you serious yeah it's they're not everywhere dad we're super super super traditional theaters in Saratoga. Boston had the same thing. New York has nice theaters, but they're not. They have the dine-in ones. I just never went.

It's funny, man. Everybody thinks we're like these backwards horse-riding hillbillies, but we've got the dope movie theaters, so fuck y'all haters. They have recliners too? Yes. Man, it's a situation. Some people don't like them because you have to have a waiter, obviously, and so they kind of sneak up. They try to be real discreet. Certain movies people don't like them because, I mean, you have to have a waiter, obviously. And so they kind of like sneak up.

They try to be real discreet. Certain movies you don't want to see. They try to sneak up and like take your order real quick and like whisper to you. And then they get out of your way. So it can be a little bit distracting. But for the most part, it's a great time. The food's pretty good. You can get beer and wine.

How are the prices? They gouge you? It's like upscale bar food prices. Yeah, that's what you'd expect. I don like upscale bar food prices. Yeah, it's what you'd expect. I don't know if I'd like eating during a movie. Like, you have dinner and stuff like that? See, I don't. You can get an app. You can get a full-on meal if you want.

Bread, I'm with you. Okay. I don't like eating during the movie. I feel like I'm chewing loud. Yeah. I also, I don't like not being able to see my food. Yeah, because it's dark in there. Ooh.

So if you're, like, dipping fries, you know it's like it's hard to see the ketchup little thing and it's it's also if you are eating um presumably you're gonna have to lean forward and that can be a little distracting if the person next to you is not lean forward now i'm just thinking of like a movie theater full of 50 people eating at the same time and i just don't i don't it sounds like a cafeteria to me if the movie's like a quiet movie i feel like you're in your own little world in there it's it's fine most people just order booze drinks and like popcorn and snacks that's fair okay the move is to get in there and first thing order before the movie starts get like 20 minutes maybe you're eating during the trailers that's the move they do have a three cheese grilled cheese sandwich that's

pretty dope though did i want to check that out yeah yeah i'm a sucker-cheese grilled cheese sandwich that's pretty dope, though. Might want to check that out. Yeah. I'm a sucker for grilled cheese, Dylan. Yeah. The thing about the three cheese, they have three different cheeses. It's a trifecta of cheese. Yeah. Horse racing term.

Nice. The juice is flowing a little bit. Did you go to the horse races? Do they do those during the winter? They don't do those during the winter. It's only a six, well, now eight-week season from july to labor day because of global warming uh no mostly it's it's just a quantity like a supply demand thing oh okay keep the demand high by keeping it a short season aqueduct in belmont do though all winter did you hang out with any of your high school

boys i did i saw the high school boys for sure the fellows the yeah the gang you know yeah the troops back sick the old gang do y'all go hang out in the taco bell parking lot or what no we don't have uh a lot of fast food in saratoga so we hit um city tavern and gaffney's and uh tap and barrel you know the local joints you and will man you guys just don't know what it's like to go hang out in a fast food parking lot. He's Will Jr. He really is. They're the same person.

Still, when you guys say you went to Whataburger on Friday nights after football games to just hang out, that has been true for every Texas person that I've talked to. Ours was a Wendy's. We hung out at the Wendy's. But same thing right yeah we did what a burger yeah and then they finally had to after football games they stopped letting people inside because yeah i was there for a food fight i didn't ask kids like just kids wiling out oh you

didn't start the food fight dave no i don't start the food fight we didn't start i don't know stealing the pepper shakers and shit yeah well that's yeah some low-level larceny you were doing you were unscrewing the cap just enough so it stayed on absolutely no what they really don't like in the whataburger is if you uh commandeer the jukebox and play you name it baja man 69 boys there's a lot of shit that can really annoy people. And when you're in Whataburger and you take a bite, are you like, man, Whataburger? For a long time, I thought it was Whataburger when I was a kid.

I think everyone did when they were kids. Whataburger. I was like, dude, so they just dunk it in water and then they serve it to you and you just eat it like Joey Chestnut. Fucking haus that thing. I was going to make a dylan chestnut joke but i'm just not gonna go there it's 2020 i'm gonna be better what how would you make a dylan chestnut i think it speaks for itself i'm not gonna go there it's 2020 that's my that's my resolution damn dude fucking i'm excited man we got dorn point over here with this robot

watch or whatever it is red's coming in going at next does it check your blood pressure too how's that uh it not your blood pressure but it does your uh your heart rate do you have your heart rate variability what's your resting heart rate um i don't know i have to find it man i bet you're like 80 bpm let's look there's some trash to set up ecg open up the health app on your iphone oh my god he's never even opened up the health i'm not gonna do that yeah don't do it do you sleep with it on no no so you basically just use it to like answer tests in the gym like i said i'm not gonna be an everyday apple watch guy like i said you know? Dude, with the Apple Watch,

you're either all in or you're all out. I'm going to start running again. When I get a house here pretty soon, I'm going to start running. I used to run quite a bit. Really? I'm going to get into it again. And it'll be nice not to have my phone

just bouncing around, you know? Give me time, man. I will say the bulky phone in the gym is not fun. No. Like the gym shorts, running around with it on, no. And a majority of my gym shorts don't even have pockets. So I have to set it down on something. And it gets dirty.

I have to do the Clorox wipe when I get home because I don't want to bring those germs back into the house. That's true. That's the life of Dave. Got to wipe it down. Shout out Boosie Badass. Wipe me down. Did y'all say I had a visitor yesterday?

I saw Enzo came back, man. He came back around. Enzo. He wants to be a rough so bad. It's funny because, okay, while he didn't show up at my house, he was at the park with his family, and I did happen to be smoking a rack of pork ribs at that very moment. I knew it.

I knew it, dog. I knew it. I thought you were about to say you were smoking a J. I don't know why. You don't even do that. I mean, you do sometimes. He's getting ready for Brett. He's getting through those lungs, you know?

Why are you smoking at the park, dog? Chill. It's fucking Austin. Nobody cares. Right. Yeah, dude. So I was walking randy we were running around the park and i recognized him from like 20 yards away and i i shouted to the owner i go is that enzo and she

clearly she didn't recognize me from the from our interaction a couple months back and she looked so puzzled like who is this fucking dude who knows about my dog but she should know that some neighbors are going to know enzo's name since he's about my dog but she should know that some neighbors gonna know enzo's name since he's out all the time she should know that and he's making he's making the rounds in her defense she had her kids with her and like she had three kids and they're all like under the age of eight so they're wild as hell and so i think she has got a lot going on like or she's married her Her husband wasn't there, but like,

I don't, she was trying to corral these kids. She had Enzo running around and I didn't realize this. Enzo's 11. Oh yeah. He's 11, but he's a very active 11 when he got, okay.

So him and Randy, the first time they met, they did not get along. And so it was, Enzo was like kind of scared. Cause you know, he was lost and he was in my random backyard. Some dude with the ribs on the Traeger. uh he was growling at Randy so we had to bring Randy in but

this time I let Randy off the leash they were running around chasing each other this Randy and this old ass Golden was great man they're boys now yeah I had to uh kind of got weird at the end I was trying to get Randy back on his leash, so I had Randy and I was holding him, and I was clipping it on, and Enzo comes over and just tries to mount Randy as I'm holding him. He was waiting for the moment where I was corralling Randy. Come on, Enzo.

You've got to be better than that. I'm like, dude, you're like 77 in dog years. You don't need to be mounting. I mean, just for the ribs, man. Those will make anybody young again. He was just fully torched for ribs. It happens, Dave. It happens for sure.

Torched for ribs. That's the name of my podcast. Coming soon. We did ribs on Christmas Day this year. Mom threw together some ribs. Very good. What is her method? Crock-pot.

She had three, two, one? Oh, she does crock-pot? Crock-pot ribs. We don't have a smoker. There's snow on the ground. It's tough to do. So we did crock-pot ribs. We don't, I mean, we don't have a smoker or, you know, there's snow on the ground. It's tough to do. So we did crockpot ribs, but still good. Right off the bone.

Okay. We made, I've done good crockpot ribs. Crockpot's fine. You can have like the stew kind of afterwards too. Yeah. What Dylan? What's wrong with my ribs? I didn't say anything.

What's wrong with the ribs, Doug? I didn't. All right. Nothing wrong with the crockpot rib. Okay, I got a question about Will's trip. What kind of ass did he do? No. It seems like there hasn't...

Has it been very... Like a low-key Will vacation? Like more so than usual? Maybe it's just like the setting. But I feel like he hasn't been as um vacation will as usual as like he in previous years he'd be doing posts every day a lot of that has to do with him not having a much service and where he is because a lot of that was spent in remote scotland and he even like he he would finally get a signal and like connect with us

and be like yo i've been off the grid and can't you know i can't get a signal and connect with us and be like, yo, I've been off the grid. I can't get a sig. So that's part of it. But also, it's not the kind of vacation that is set up to just go off on Instagram. Well, maybe it is a little bit, but they're going on hikes and shit. No, he wasn't lounging on the beach like he usually is. It's hard to go off when you're eating like uh fish and chips yeah whatever it is tea and crumb and pints and yeah and fried cod and all that stuff i love hey shout out to fried cod but it's delicious you can't gram that multiple times no no uh yeah i wanted to see

so i wanted to see some uh pub tomfoolery like just him with just some wild ass scotts just getting loco it might be a situation when he gets back and he just unloads on instagram after the trip you know yeah he probably has a camera roll full of just dope shit he just ready he's just ready to release did he say it was the best trip he's ever taken i thought i saw him he told somebody that Yeah. I don't know who it was. He dropped in the GT or no? Maybe. He what? I don't know. He is.

Maybe he told Micah that. He's ready to get back, though. I know that. Yeah. I wonder if he's been listening to the pods. He has not. He probably won't. Once you're down, like, backlog like two or three, there's no point. Just skip ahead.

It's fine. Man, good for Will, though. I'm excited to have him back in the mix. We need the full squad back together. Yeah, I'm tired of fucking hosting this shit. It's not fun. It needs to happen. Things just run smoother.

Content's better. Not that, you know, keep listening, please, but the content is just better when we're all on board. I found myself, like, craving routine by last Monday. I mean, a week and a half was fine. This past week, granted, I had fun and shouts to my parents and my sister, my friends, and Paradox for having a good last week, but, man, I was ready to get back. To everyone who thought that Enzo is now my dog

and saying, look, he's your dog now. I just want to reiterate that he was with his family. He was not lost. He's not my dog currently, but I reserve the right. If he goes backyard again, that's three times. Yeah. Restricts your out. That's what it is.

That's what I've heard. that was a cool sports reference it's a great segue into our next segment the sports zone with dave and d shivery that's me that's you we talk we talking cowboys what what's going on a new coach yeah mike mccarthy just. Just went down this morning. This is real-time analysis. We haven't talked about this. Initial reaction, Dave, is what? Okay.

David, you tweeted a video that I think perfectly described your feeling. Yeah. Which is why you tweeted it, presumably. You won a Super Bowl. You won a Super Bowl. I can give you some stats dan orlovsky was hitting us with some heavy stats i don't know how i feel about him but he's verified he's got the blue check mark so he's got to know what he's talking about right all right hit us dave so top five offense and top 10 defense in his tenure at green bay from 2008 to 2016 best record in the NFC and some other stuff I don't know it's fine he won a

Super Bowl who's like the who was like Green Bay OC like McCarthy was didn't he have a thing where he was kind of going back and forth on calling plays in Green Bay for like 10 years I don't know it was like a Raj just changing him in the hud Yeah, but I thought maybe it was like Stefanski or one of the Shanahan brothers who was... That sounds right. It says he stayed attached to the NFL and he's been growing with scheme modernization per this Tom Pellicero piece.

Didn't he have some piece that ESPN did or like NFL Network did where it was like they went to his house and he's been watching film every day for like two years. He's like, yeah, he's the Papa John of of head coaches who have been disgraced. Hey, I was told yesterday to Papa John make the proclamation in 2020. He's doing 60 pizzas. I think it's 50 pizzas, 50 pizzas in 30 days. I'll just go pizza.

I'm like, oh, you got to think that's too much pizza. I'd say it's entirely too much pizza. I'll just go with pizza. You got to think that's too much pizza, right? I'm not going to say it. It's entirely too much pizza. It's just too much pizza. He's got to calm down with the pizza. Every meal, he's just doing pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for 30 days pretty much. So he's got a squad now. Papa's got a squad.

He's feeding the team. He's feeding the team. Dude, you got to feed your wolves. I saw a lot of people hashtagging feeding the team yeah the team dude you gotta feed your wolves i saw a lot of people hashtagging feeding the team which i enjoyed a little bit he's just he's got he's got to put the pizza down at some point there's like there's a a real uh homeless problem in this country and and hunger and this dude's just fucking putting down 50 pizza. You think he's paying for those pizzas? Is it a little lame to like continue? Like he's out.

He has nothing to do with Papa John's anymore. Maybe he's got some stock. I don't know. He sold it all. He sold it all? Yeah. Is it pathetic to keep ordering from Papa John's? Yeah.

If I'm him, you know what I do, Dave, is I go all in on like Domino's or something. Well, dude, a lot of people were saying that he, did you see the Domino's CEO, this is no laughing matter, died tragically? No. Snorkeling accident. Some people were saying that maybe this was the day of reckoning that Papa had referred to.

I did see that. So like Papa John's going after the heads of the five families. But he's really just going after the, the CEO of the new CEO, Papa John's, right? Well, you'd think that would be his ultimate.

He's never even been in the pizza category. That's, that's true. Never been a CEO. So by ordering all this Papa John's pizza, having no affiliation with Papa John's anymore, he's in a way supporting the CEO. You know what I want him to do?

That pushed him out. I want him to do one of those videos where he orders a pizza and it's just like a really shitty cell phone video of him taking it the the pizza and just throwing it in the trash it would light the internet on fire he really would he should review it maybe just take like one bite or say you're taking to take one bite but then take like a bunch of bites and then review it. Ooh. Like a one through 10 rating or something. But do you put a decimal in there? Yeah, you got to do a decimal. If you know what you're doing.

Otherwise, it's a rookie score. Otherwise, it's a rookie score. Yeah. I think I have legs. We should do that. We should try that. We should do that but with like other stuff. Pizza reviews but with other stuff.

It's like us doing breakfast tacos. One bite? Yeah. Yeah, man man that's a good idea write that down brett yeah i'll put that in my notes uh he gets his own reality show at some point or a podcast at least i can't get enough of this guy he's spiraling you think he goes on the rudy giuliani podcast oh you you gotta think they're they have they're definitely boys he looks like shit he does like he looks like a guy legit who just eats way too much pizza he's he's in what i call he's in what i call a controlled spiral yeah like okay he was really spiraling and then

he got into control and now he's found like there's a content outlet and that can at least take his spiral and it won't stop the spin the tailspin but it'll at least like it'll like slow it down or at least guide him into some brush or something that'll like soften the landing if he wasn't like a super rich guy with you know endless means he would be endless pizza he would be he would be in a really bad place in life. God, dude, if you're the Pizza Hut CEO right now, you got to have fucking your head on a swivel. You think he goes at Pizza Hut next, or is that like the final boss?

Yeah, you take out the little guys first. You go Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut's probably your big fish. That's like... But he also might have respect for guys who have been in the pizza category before. He took out the Domino's guy, Dylan. Snorkeling with his family.

He had no regard for human life. Sent Steve Irwin's murder on his ass. It's a roundabout way to get to a stingray. Steve Irwin was stabbed in the heart by an electric eel or some shit. Stingray. Stingray. Yeah, that's what I said.

No video. What are you suggesting? Well. Does that not give you pause when you see video? I thought there was video. They just haven't released it. There's after video. I don't know if there's like.

I have no desire to see that. No. That was a live leak back in the day. if there's like i have no desire to see that it was like that was a lively back in the day um i when you see those videos of dudes on vacation chicks on vacation and they're in the water and they're petting the the stingfish the stingrays sting i'm fucking this up today does that not make you think like dude that tail can like pierce your heart well those aren't stingrays those are those are chopped off they chop the barbs no they Those are chopped off. They chop the barbs. No, they don't.

Yeah, they do. Do they chop the barb? Yeah, they chop barbs. Listen, there are many kinds of rays. They're not going to let kids around a stingray. Here comes Dylan mansplaining rays again. Well, the devil rays. There's a manta ray.

No, they're just the rays now because you can't have devil rays. There's a manta ray, which does not have the sting barb. Did ASU take out devils from sun devils? They're just the sunanta ray, which does not have the sting barb. Did ASU take out devils from sun devils? They're just the sun? No, they're still the sun devils. They cut off the sting. What are you talking about? The barbs, dude.

You're crazy. They don't do that. Come on now. They cut off the barbs. They declock. They don't. They declock big cats in those really shitty foreign places.

I don't think they cut off the the sting thing they're just not they're just not stingray don't call it the sting thing the barbs i gotta look this up uh my hockey team the dallas stars one of my no no no shout out to the stars did you watch any winter classic i sure did what what a venue that was I'm honestly, I'm regretting not going, and I'm so sad I didn't go. And everybody I know that went said it was the best sporting event they've ever been to. So you had shooters there?

I had shooters. It looked phenomenal. They put on a clinic. And the Cotton Bowl was a great venue for it. I didn't realize it was going to be like that. I thought it was going to be 40,000 people, was going to be 40 000 people and they have a good time but they packed that thing 80 000 right the second highest attended one ever dude the fact that the weather was not terrible and it didn't it wasn't like 80 degrees which i my biggest fear was it being a

failure yeah because like the ice was bad and like the players didn't have fun but all the players said it was like one of the best things i've ever been a part of and i was very happy did you see the uh one of your guys got kicked out like three minutes in cory perry and he had to walk like 40 yards just a walk of shame exactly noted uh heel cory perry uh lasted about two minutes yep a benign hit for me it was high it was definitely but not an ejection i think if the guy had gotten up i think the fact that he was out cold yeah i guess that's fair but uh where i was going with that so my one of my first roller hockey teams was the the devils oh yeah and uh a mom in the league complained she was very religious we were uh worshiping a false idol is she the same mom from that uh that that clip where it's

the mom holding a monster can up and talking about how it's 666 that is her yeah and so we had to change it to the flames and we went with flames because it was like the same colors like red and black hell hath no fury like a woman talking about the devil yeah we were pretty bummed about it because devils it sounded tight I can't find much on barb removal

I look it up and it just gives you information about removing it from your skin if you've been... It sounds like a birth control method. What's the procedure? Of doing that? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't get that far. I was trying to look for information we actually... No, what they do is... It's like when they have the roosters and the cock fighting, and they don't want them to kill each other, so they put the little rubber things on their talons. They just put that on the barb. A cork? Yeah, they just put a cork on the end of it. They cork the barb a cork yeah they just put a cork on the barb have y'all ever been stunned by a jellyfish no no i fear it i fear it big time

it happens yeah i feel like i'm not gonna go to many locations that that's gonna take place like box like not the ocean or the gulf yeah i'm all set yeah put me on a boat dude ocean is just such a creepy place man scary we know more about the uh the surface of the moon and the depths there's got to be like hundreds of different creatures in the ocean you gotta think yeah this is an ad for underwater coming out in theaters this friday commercials look okay is that the the one with the twilight girl? Yeah. What's the temperature on her? Kristen Stewart? She used to be like the hot thing.

I think she had a couple duds in the mid-2010s. So this is big for her. Yeah, she's got to deliver. Their marketing has been all over the maps. You know, she's never been a CEO. She's not even in the pizza category, Dylan. Wow, I didn't realize that. Just saying.

She might be. She might have a brand that sells clothing on Instagram or something. So that was the sports zone. People, you wanted the sports. There it was. Anything else that we missed? In the sports world? Yeah. Wild card weekend.

Truly wild. That's the thing about wild card. Yeah. A couple of big-time QBs near the end of their career, they exited. Did the NFL, did they have the worst possible combination of teams that won? Instead of Bills, Patriots, Saints, Eagles, Instead of Bills, Patriots, Saints, Eagles,

you now have Texans, Titans, Seahawks, Vikings. Yeah, I don't think any of those teams will ultimately get there to the Super Bowl. But, yeah, that's trash. That's a trash lineup, no offense. The executives in that situation have to be like, come on. I mean, okay, who's your star power? Deshaun Watson? Deshaun, you got Mahomes left.

Yeah, yeah. Lamar. Of those teams, yeah. Lamar, Mahomes. You still have, like, Rodgers is going to do numbers. But it's a tough draw for ratings, I think. I mean, it's the NFL, so it's going to work. It'll be fine, yeah.

No, you're right. I didn't even think about that. Bill, I don't know how much what the Bills mafia audience is going to do. That's one of those, like if you're out of the playoffs, you're going to root for the Bills because they're kind of like

the underdog. Probably spilling for the Bills. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So they absolutely choked that game away. Yeah. Oh, it was horrendous.

I've never seen a team lose the game three times in the last five minutes. They really did. If not more. That was really bad. I felt bad for those dudes because they're good those are good they're gonna be just fine going forward yeah uh that i said wild ass lateral oh josh allen i think the perfect the perfect tweet i saw it on

sunday or saturday when they played was josh allen on every play looks like the best and worst quarterback in the league at the same time. Yeah. Somebody pointed out that like all of the opinions, like on every side of the spectrum was accurately represented in that entire game. A hundred percent. Just because he gave you a little bit of everything,

a little bit of everything. And that was the sports zone. Speaking of morning radio shows dylan this morning i have a story that i'll tell later on in in the podcast but i listened to the uh the bobby bone show i like it it's good i enjoyed it yeah yeah good radio that's it 100.7 the uh i don't know but yeah they got started here in austin and then it was a top 40 format. They went to Nashville country, and they've blown up. I enjoyed it.

Yeah. Did you see the Casey Musgraves rumors? Oh, she's single, Dylan. Potentially. Saw that. It's too bad, man. She blew up pretty quick. She is a bona fide superstar.

Yes. Yeah. Is she Dallas at first? East Texas. Beaumont area? No, no, no. East of Dallas. Okay.

But not Southeast. Got it. Let's look it up. I want to say Longview, but that could be wrong. That feels right. We're doing random geographic shout outs shout out lufkin shout out beaumont big money texas shout out pa it's pa port arthur baby oh nice okay you got any random shout outs dylan no i don't oh she's

from golden colorado texas what the hell is Golden, Texas? I don't even, I know it's east. Okay. Good for her. Good for Golden. Shout out to Wood County. Nice. Yeah.

I'm going to hit Charleston, South Carolina with a shout out. Heard a lot about it over break. Oh, man. That's a great. Pretty excited. I think, like me and my couple buddies from home, we're going to do a golf trip every year now. Oh, man. That's a great. Pretty excited. I think, like me and my couple buddies from home, we're going to do a golf trip every year now. Oh, dude.

I think we're lining up Charleston for 2020. Charleston is lit. Dude, all my hitters out on Kiowa Island. What's up? They long out there? Oh, yeah. Okay. Did you watch any primetime golf last night?

Speaking of sports. Just your IG story. Over the weekend. What the y'all played? Oh, we did play. We played on Friday. We played with Bill and our friend Stu. That was the only primetime golf I watched this weekend.

I don't want to talk about that around the golf. It was really ugly. Really? For me. Yeah. It was a really windy day. One of those rounds makes you just want to not play for a long time. You didn't even have a redeeming shot then.

No, you had some nice shots. I had a couple good drives. So Dylan invited him, and then he texted me the day before. He's like, hey, I forgot I had plans. I can't play. And so I sent him kind of like a little like, oh, cool, man. Made him try to make him feel a little bad. Like 30 minutes later, text back, all right, I'm in.

Fuck it. I can do it. So we get out there, and he's riding with me. And it's probably like in the 50s, but a cold front blew through the night before. So you had a north wind. It was a little chilly. Sunny, but nice. Yep.

And first few holes, like, neither of us were playing well. But Dylan was losing tee shots. And I was like, dude, how happy are you that I talked you into playing? I thought he was going to fucking kill me. I had an all-time range session, too. Really? Oh, just pure off the range. Striping the ball.

That usually does not bode well for me when it comes to the actual round of golf. And sure enough, it was just not fun. I did break 90, but I have to say this. There's going to be a number of people out there who are finding Dave Ruff, great golfer, Callaway, Chrome Soft golf balls because I sprayed that course. Where did y'all play? It sounds like you played fucking Augusta. I don't know if you played Gray Rock with us.

I did. No, I didn't. I played Wolf Dancer. That was Wolf Dancer. Gray Rock's a little private, public place. It's okay. It's nice. Down a little south of here, right?

Yeah. I want to play Barton Creek or Springs. I don't know which one it is. We can make that happen. There's a dude who listens. I would love to play. I've heard very good things about the Barton Springs Creek courses. You know what?

I'm going to shout him out. It's Barton Creek. What did you call it? I don't know if it's Springs or Creek. Barton Springs is a pool, correct? Yes. They're very different. Should I just keep going with Barton things?

It's Creek. Barton Creek. They have four courses, actually. Oh, okay. But the main site, there are three out there. Well, two, and then one's like a couple miles down the road. One's way out on 71, so let's get that one. But yeah, they're nice.

My golf plugs. We got Ryan out at Spanish Oaks, and we got Seth Barton Creek. So if you're listening, you want to hit us up, let's go play. I need to get my game in order. I can't play right now. It's a mess. You're too long off the tee to be a tick off into the wind because, like, if you miss a little bit right, it's gone.

It's like so defeated. I lost so many. Are they bad misses? Are they like balloons? Or are you just... It's not even a consistent miss. I'm pulling them and then I'll push one right. It's just stupid. A dreaded two-way miss. It's stupid. I'm so inconsistent.

I'm sorry. I'll pipe one and it gives me gives me hope gets you back just go 3-wood I went 3-wood with you guys the other other weekend

and I went on every tee besides one if I hit my 3-wood great that'd be a good plan but I don't I think a maintenance guy

saw my crank chef I think he was a marshal actually oh he's a marshal yeah I was I was peeing in the woods

yep as one will do and he just just comes tearing ass around the corner and i make eye contact with oh just hold midstream so and he he chose not to acknowledge it which i guess that's the move yeah good for him i've had it would be funny if he said something like, Hey man, nice dick. Good D. Oh man. Yeah. So that was pretty much the highlight of my round. Yeah. Sounds like it. I mean, you didn't four put any,

uh, part fives. Did you with Eagle putts? No, no, it was just me. No four putts. Did you do that?

I did do that on two. Did you play any golf when you were back in Saratogs in the snow? Oh, okay. I forget. It's different up there yeah it hits a lot different uh did you guys see the world war three memes oh yeah dylan i feel like this is right up your alley i feel like you uh

you really enjoyed these this has been one of the um the greatest look it's, it's not really a laughing matter. Let's redo that start. One of the greatest... Excuse me? One of the greatest... No, no. One of the greatest Twitter reactions to a real-world event that I've seen.

Twitter has been on fire, particularly black Twitter, which is the best part of Twitter. You guys familiar with black Twitter? I am. Okay. On fire. It's just...

I'm calling it a field day. They're having a field day out there. It's a field day. They're making light of an unfunny situation. And, you know, sometimes it's okay to laugh in times like this. Dude, the memes will always pull us through. The memes get us through times like this. But a lot of memes about getting drafted.

It's like that Foo Fighters song. Yeah. Times like these, you learn to meme again. Just see the... It's times like these, you learn to meme again. I don't think that's how it goes. Right, you know it. It's times like these that make me say,

Lord, if you see me, please come my way. Did you guys see the one where Trump was acting like he was the nfl commissioner calling out a draft pick with a little ding yeah i used to be my ringtone well the best uh again uh no laughing matter but a highlight of this is that you can just go through your your favorites on your phone and find all your old videos and photos and there's pretty much a world war iii meme for every one of them so like it's pretty easy to volume shoot like there's a lot of stuff that like this the roy williams going back into the into the locker room in his suit where he's like sneaking up on the guys like me meeting my homies in prison after we all refuse the draft for world war iii oh no yeah you can even reverse

that one and just have them like celebrating then walking out of the room like about to leave the homies for world war iii the dude the dude who uh this the snap girl or like the the dude he was talking about like that chick he saw on on uh in iran it's like on snap oh my god that was that one made me laugh more than any of them. Yeah, so this girl tweets a selfie of her face, obviously. And she's really attractive. And apparently she's Iranian. Iranian?

How do you say that? You're great. Very attractive. And she hashtags it like Iranian, whatever. Some dude from black twitter responds it says what's up i'm gonna be in your city soon like come on man come on dog i'm gonna be in your i'll be in your city soon i didn't see that one come on now yeah they're having fun on the tl my dad actually uh lived in iran in like pre ayatollah

70s iran with uh my grandfather worked for kodak we think he might have been a spy too oh dude really yeah and so he was like 74 75 iran he's like i was talking to him about this whole new situation he's like not good not good yeah based on this whole new situation. He's like, not good. Not good. Yeah. Based on what he had seen over there. Yeah. Not good. Well, apparently their parliament group of lawmakers,

they were chanting death to America. Saw that. That's nothing new. You never want to see that. But let me say, they've been calling for the death of America for a long, long time. For a minute, yeah. Since like 1979, actually. I mean, normally you don't see the entire parliament in unison chanting. Yeah.

But this isn't like they just all of a sudden started really, really not liking us. You know what I mean? Yeah. No one remembers this, but John McCain, rest in peace, when he was running for president. You know the old song barbara ann ba ba ba ba yeah yeah he uh he once got in trouble for saying um bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb iran oh man and uh i remember thinking i remember thinking it was good content back then i was like dude this is that was pretty creative for the old feller. He's an older guy.

Yeah. And it's just, I'm wondering if he's, you know, smiling down from heaven, like happy that we're finally doing it. He had a great cameo in Wedding Crashers, too. With James Carvell. Oh, yeah, he did. The Raging Cajun. Where they're meeting like the senator

at the wedding reception I don't know why that came to my mind but it did so you're a big wedding crashers guy I am you love to quote it I do

you quote it at all times that and stepbrothers I don't quote stuff I quote Anchorman that's my thing I do say phenomenal far too often because of that movie.

Did white males from the age of 25 to 35 take on Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson's personalities for a three-year period? I feel like we did. If not longer, yes. Absolutely. You know the Vince Vaughn fast talk thing? The fast talk movie?

Oh, every dude. And then telling your boy to lock it up. Lock it up. You lock it up. Oh, every dude. And then telling your boy to lock it up. Lock it up. You lock it up. Oh, my God. How many of you guys have rule number whatever in your dorm room? Like rule number 76, no excuses, play like a champion? We never did that, mainly because I was not in a dorm when that movie came out.

I'm significantly older than you, as is Dylan. I was a grown adult, man. Yeah, maybe like in my bedroom at my parents house where i was living nice maybe i mean i might have had a t-shirt at some point that said that but okay you know that's that's it the other thing on my mind there was uh you know what kind of had a renaissance over the break was SNL. Eddie Murphy. I feel like they had a couple weeks back-to-back where they were in the news. This might have even been before. Well, we were in on the Eddie Murphy one.

We talked about it. My bad. No, no, no. It's okay. It was a highlight. I was actually talking with somebody. I was gaming online. I was talking to somebody about it last night. Starting to develop a little backer community on Modern Warfare. somebody i was gaming online i was talking to somebody about it last night um starting to

develop a little backer community on modern warfare so if you want to get in add me at fajita boy swag please get a camera as well dave and jump on twitch i'm thinking about it i gotta hit up wr bowen and see how he's doing it i know he does he does his gaming via pc i think ah so he's like that's like serious gamer guy yeah computer stuff i don't do that i'm an xbox guy always have been that was my move after the after nintendo i made the switch to xbox i did have a playstation 2 at one point but i just like the controls better on xbox i know i'm a noob i know that's probably some rookie bullshit but it's true but add me on there i'll play with you if you're cool and not weird.

I hate playing with strangers. I'm not a gamer, so I can't give you a whole bunch on this. I'm sorry. What would it take for y'all to get into gaming? It's never going to happen for me. Free console, probably. I'll get my butthole bleached before I become a gamer. Didn't you say that wouldn't happen in one billion years yes okay

just get it fucking bleached what was this what's the 7500 backer bet oh we'll get to that that's our that's our that's the waffle house thing oh shit okay we'll get to that before we do speaking of waffles do you want waffles delivered at 4 p.m maybe sushi at 9 p.m a breakfast burrito at 8 a.m ibuprofen at 10 post made it people forget you can post made waffles don't forget it's your personal delivery service food delivery grocery delivery whatever kind they've got it all year round anything you're craving they can deliver the largest on-demand network in the U.S. And they offer delivery from all the restaurants, grocery, and convenience stores, and traditional retailers you could ever want or need.

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So do it. Do you mind, Dave, you have a personal anecdote here on Postmates? Wow. I would love that. So Christmas Eve, Postmates helped Wow. I would love that. So Christmas Eve, Postmates helped get my girlfriend a Christmas gift. Oh, you have a girlfriend now. I do.

Oh, Brett. I guess I snuck that in there. You sure did. Congratulations, man. Thank you. Shouts to Hinge. I was on it for two days. It worked out. You know what? You have us to thank for that because we told you to get on there. You did.

You did. We're matchmakers, David. Big game. Man, this is big. This is big for you. Locked up the... She's a lovely young lady. Oh, it's not her.

Oh, a different one? Ha! That's her. Yeah. Long-term contract. It is not locked up, locked so what did what did postmates so anyway postmates uh i i realized you know we kind of weren't officially dating at that point but i want to do a little something for christmas part of part of her christmas gift

the other part of it being a uh a ski trip i don't know if you heard of it it's a break in ridge wow look at you dude did you post made her a gift of gumbo i didn't it wasn't gumbo okay but i did post made her a bottle of wine and a uh a 12 pack of diet coke which is her favorite drink so i love me a good dc so used diet mates that is my santa claus and wine what sorority is she in i don't know i'm kidding i do know sorority girls love wine and diet coke yeah and well pretty much all girls let's just say it i always thought you're gonna say regular coke too but so lauren and i we had a cocaine no just oh okay lauren and i we had a no gift agreement going into christmas you broke that i broke i violated it of course you have to

would you get a new iron it's our first you know like holiday yeah you know christmas we've been uh dating and uh that's that's strange what the no gift things are supposed to happen until like way down the road yeah and she she was not very pleased with me that i that i violated she was like now she made her feel like an asshole for not getting me something per wait did you get bleach on your t-shirt and now you feel like an asshole for not getting me something per wait did you get bleach on your t-shirt and now you feel like an asshole dave i'm sorry i'm doing kanye right now i'm doing it but she was like what are you doing dude but you know what though if you didn't get something guess what she would have been like i mean like you didn't get something women right maybe women be shopping well except except for me on christmas so what are you she going to get you something?

No, she didn't know. I think you might have something coming your way. She asked me. She's like, what can I get Dylan? No, she didn't. She wouldn't do that. And I said, you should give him the gift of gumbo. Dylan loves gumbo.

He loves it. Everybody loves gumbo. You know, you didn't get any, though, when you were doing your Santa Claus thing. That's true. The logistics didn't work out, and there will be more gumbo. Let's just say this. There might be a gumbo Thursdays coming to the Rough Household, and everyone's invited. And by everyone, I mean you, Will, and Dylan.

Wow. Come on now. Maybe Micah, Although Micah told me Bay doesn't like gumbo. How do you not like gumbo? I don't know. That's a great question. I feel like it's just

one of those things that it's going to have an ingredient that you like. I probably will do gumbo this week because Sally personally messaged me and said I love gumbo. I'm sad we're not there. A PM? She hit me with a PM. So I'm going to make some gumbo this week because sally personally messaged me and said i love gumbo it's sad we're not there

she hit me with a pm so i'm going to make some gumbo and i feel like i dylan did dylan got burned on that one yeah were you were you just at your apartment chilling too uh yeah so you would have been yeah well and i was like kind of hearing like waiting for the door like a knock on my door you saw it happening saw it happening. You were like, ready to go. Oh, I was on my couch. Oh, that's sad. By myself. That's messed up. Come on now.

My bad. Am I going to get a knock? It didn't come. You should have posted an IG story of you at the doors, waiting, ready to go. I should have. Can't wait for my gift of gumbo. Gumbo's on its way.

Speaking of gumbo, so we've talked a lot about the waffle house challenge on here brett you alluded to it earlier that's where you have to stay in a waffle house for 24 hours and for every waffle you eat one hour is subtracted yeah this guy did it we've had a this must be a thing probably in like in the deep south Waffle House is deep south here's the thing that I was unaware of is how thick

and big these waffles yeah that was my worry yeah it's not like an Eggo these are big boy waffles and if it was Eggo size I'm out of there in two hours

yeah same but these are these are thick they're fluffy they're fluffy these are like it's like three Eggos

for one waffle yeah like these are thick boys they're big and uh this dude you could follow him he live tweeted it at c-y-w-i-t-t-i-g that's cy wittig his name's cyrus wittig and uh he live tweeted it which shout out to him for the content he took down 11 i believe okay in the how how long in 20 in the course of the that knocks out so if you 13 for every waffle you eat it knocks an hour an hour off so we had to so over 13 hours he had 11 waffles yeah that's right about where i'd feel like i'd land maybe a lot maybe eight so he was

claiming so he he knocked down three right off the bat and And then his next tweet, oh, my God, I'm going to die. That sounds about right. So after three, that's probably when your stomach starts to be like, dude. It starts giving you the Jonah Hill. That's enough waffles, dog. Stop. That's a lot of waffles. I mean, you've never been a CEO. Can you cheat?

Can you use the boot method? What's the boot method? That where you eat your boot? Bulimia? Yeah, eating boot. No, that's not a joking matter. I mean like you throw up the waffles after you eat them. No, you can't do that.

No, you can't do that. All right. You got to hold them down. Or you got to subtract that waffle from your total. Oh, yeah. That'd be a bummer. If you eat three and then you puke just automatically, you're like, well,

fuck. So yeah, if we get a 7,500, you're doing the Waffle House. We are. We are doing, I'm not doing it alone. I made that very clear on the,

on the episode. We'll see. Why would I have to be the one to do? No, no, no. I think what we decided on is that you'll do it, but we will be there to like hang out.

Oh no, we absolutely did not decide that. I think people are going to pull the tape, Randy. Well, I'm not doing it alone. No one can make me. How about that? Look, we only need how many more patrons? 2,500?

3,500. Fuck. That's fine. That's a lot. I bet you this time next year we'll be ready to do a Waffle House challenge. We're all doing it. Big game, Brett. Always a waffle house challenge that's we're all doing it brett always going after the big game we're all doing it trophy trophy hunter including you brett so this guy did five i'll be there though five with you five waffles in one hour that's pretty good that's too many waffles that's pretty good um i don't know this guy's

measurements if he's a man of size or not looks like he's he doesn't look huge i don't know this guy's measurements, if he's a man of size or not. Looks like he's... He doesn't look huge. I don't know, man. But if this dude did 11, that's pretty good. I feel like you're tapped out. The most anyone's ever going to do is 12 or 13. Yeah. I think realistically for us, I bet we're like between the 7 and 10 category.

I said 8. I think I'm going to stick with 8. Yeah. So I think you're right between seven and ten. Speaking of men of size though, did you see Flounder's steak you made last night? Yeah. Oh my. Nice casual flex on the photo. Throwing the

Caymus bottle in there. Okay, Clay. Woo! Yeah, dude. Have a Sunday, Clay. His voiceover work on his Instagram stories is I i don't know who i don't know who this person is i've known this guy my entire life i'm like who are you this is not clay it is it's next level is what it is but it's finally become full flounder man good for him

shouts to the camis in there that was i i chuckled at that when i saw that uh as someone pointed out i think kj the what us ah get it i do first one of 2020 there well was that a ribeye was it a ribeye i don't know i had multiple friends fairly marbled i had multiple friends made steaks and put them on their IG stories last night. So one was a tomahawk, but I don't think that was clays. Okay. I actually did stingray barbs last night on the Traeger. Really?

Barbecue stingrays? Mm-hmm. Nice. No, no, no, just the barb. Smoke barbs. Oh, smoke barbs. You can get them at the meat market that dylan takes the bar he removes the barbs out of people's light uh-huh that could have got a

number of directions i wasn't really sure what yeah i got over my skis on that one dave um it's a ski joke um speaking of that i'm lining up lessons right now with a bad turns out i have a i have a friend who's a ski instructor in breckenridge huh yeah no shit yeah cool yeah she's gonna hook me up with somebody um you like half a day yeah get the morning by the way do we're... The second half of the day. What days are you skiing? I bought a two-day pass. I got a two-day pass as well. Saturday, Sunday?

You can use them whenever you want. I'll play it by ear. But I rented my skis, so I picked them up Friday afternoon. Oh. Yeah, I'll probably do two days in a row. Do I need to call ahead and do the rental? Yeah.

I got a great place for a good price. Let me... let's talk after this dickhead uh well i'll probably do uh what you said friday saturday saturday sunday saturday sunday that would make more sense and then friday can be like a chill day like we we drink get skis get acclimated you know we'll need a day okay i'm down with down with that. All right. I got a surprise for you. I'll tell you after this. You do? No, no, no.

Give it to him on the air. There is a young man who works for Spider, which is a very high-end ski apparel brand. Oh, I had a Spider. Different day. Spider Pro. He's sending us some gear. Spider Rodeo. He's sending us some gear. No wayodeo. He's sending us some gear.

No way. Yeah. Just the three of y'all or four? I believe there's something in there for you. All right, cool. Apparently. I don't know what. Apparently the D-man here is going to catch the L because I'm a tiny boy.

It turns out you're getting more stuff than we are. Whoa. Whoa. I'm flexing on him. That's awesome, though. Shouts to that guy it's yeah man spider is it it's spy a fantastic brand i don't think they need our help on the advertising front no but they might hit but a shout out nonetheless yeah probably another couple coming how i was stoked would you be brett this is a joke for only only Brett. Sorry, Dylan. If you got a brand new Spyder Compact 16-inch barrel

with the little holes in it, like spiral holes, just for maximum accuracy and precision. You're taking them out to Scotland and shooting sheep with them? Yeah. I still don't understand why that sheep was blue. I'm sure it was marked for a reason. Maybe it was a stud or something. I don't know. You got to think gotta think yeah maybe it is a stud but i don't know why will shooting sheep with paintballs that would be weird if will just went to scotland to shoot sheep with

paintballs that's just cruel the guy sending us uh the gear he's got a fantastic instagram handle max shreds oh his name is max with? Hey, are we doing any type of... I know we're not going to do an official meetup, but people are hitting me up saying they want to drive into Breck. Are we going to do it in Denver? I think we're doing a Denver Thursday. Okay. Denver Thursday.

We're doing a meetup. Denver Thursday at the 23rd. All right, good to know. Mark your calendars. It's going to be an unofficial thing. We're just going to be like, hey, we're going here and hang out with us. It's not going to, you know, unsanctioned.

Don't try to get me to do bong rips either i'm not gonna i'm not gonna toke a j with you bro okay i know these guys are i'm nervous to smoke at altitude i'm nervous to do anything i'm nervous to live at altitude y'all are soft i don't like that attitude at altitude i'm loading up on beat elite what's beat it's a beat supplement that apparently they give per my plug my source it's what they give athletes when they go play games at altitude no shit they say they take it before they get on the plane when they get off the plane before they go to bed might do that just help me sleep beats a great uh beats a great pre-workout expand your blood vessels helps you get like oxygen, nitrous oxide in the muscles. Gets you the pumps. So it makes sense.

Nitrous oxide into the muscles? Yeah. Don't you want that? Isn't that what like NO Explode is? I thought that was like a joke. No. Nitrous is what you put in a car, right? For that extra boost?

Yeah, but like there's many different types of gases. Sure. You know, the elements and shit. Periodic table, man. Yeah. Carbon flow states, flow states.

I mean, like what? Just think like you got carbon monoxide. That means one oxide or dioxide. That means two oxides. You ever hear of heavy water, Dave? They used to call Dylan that.

This has got to be the longest episode we've ever done. It's not. It's not. I haven't even gone through my breaking down. You had the joke. What joke? The heavy water joke. What was it?

What were you doing there? I wasn't doing any joke. I was just asking you about heavy water. What is it? H202? I don't know. What are you trying to do? I'm playing you out.

He wants to share some breaking news. It's probably going to take 20 minutes. Are we done with the podcast? I'm going to let the beat ride. You do the breaking news. I have like 10 things. I thought this was going to be a segment. All right, hold on, hold on.

Slide it back. All right. Man. We've gone for like an hour and 20. Have we really? Yes. Oh my God. All right, I'm sorry.

Go lightning round lighting around here all right truly breaking breaking news uh little choose your adventure here it's not at all because i'm gonna go in on the list myself fuck i'm on the clock here okay ready i have a stardom sit them from break this is this is news and notes from brett sabbatical okay start start home alone watched it loved it first time ever number one didn't get to number two lost in new york but i will sit austin airport uber situation what the fuck yeah it's trash terrible it's trash i watch very it's a mile and a half trash it's too much uh three i got a roomba that i can't fucking wait to use wow for christmas that's a big time that's a big boy gift big time gift i'm psyched four conspiracy corner dave aliens in Saratoga confirmed.

Dude, that was Tannerite. It was not Tannerite. They don't have Tannerite in New York. Yeah, they do. It's not legal. There's fucking, there's rednecks in New York. There definitely is. Especially southwest.

Aliens, I'm buying that one. They said it was not a meteorite. There is an atomic lab out there. Ooh. In Galway. The NOLS Atomic atomic laboratory is that close to the togs it's not the togs but um by the way the fucking toads man i got when i put up a story of saratoga i got like 25 dms saying man toads looks tight yeah anyways uh not no flight no no flight was in the area because it was during a uh a snowstorm

and no meteorite event was known at the time so it was just a giant green flash that lit up the sky and caused like a sonic boom aliens aliens confirmed sonic boom is that another street fighter correct street fighter guile. Number five. Ryukin. Unfortunately, your boy had a situation. I relapsed. No. You had some bulls?

You're back on the taurine. I had a lot of Red Bulls. You fuck. What's wrong with you? I'm sorry, man. I was enabled. Let's get you clean again. My parents didn't know that I was off the stuff.

Off the bull? Off the sauce and uh i woke up like christmas morning to like two red bulls in the fridge that my dad had got at weidman's so well he's a real one for that but he is he's enabling you yeah and then so the next week i was just hammering bulls so i'm off i'm off now but um i definitely relapsed. Okay, number six. I got an Apple card. Okay. Well, you're an Apple guy now, so. Is my mic on? No, I was turning off another mic.

That would be fucked up and hilarious. Dave, I have a stock up, stock down, Monday morning edition. Are you ready for this? Go. Stock up. Paradox Brewery. Looks great.

Almost done. Stock down. Red Bull because I relapsapsed so they won't be getting more of my business i have an mvp of the holiday season day if you're ready for this papa john dips oh jalapeno buffalo and chest hammered all of them over break uh what's a chest dip like you're on the thing okay i have a least valuable player ready for this college football refs trash terrible in the ohio state game yeah i may or not have uh may or may not have had ohio state on that game but oh yeah big boy stacks on the game that that missed ou past interference call was it one of

the most blatant ones i've ever seen too guess. Guess what? Probably missed one in the Vikings game. Sure did. Last night. Kyle Rudolph, great tight end. I don't think you call that in that situation. I disagree. I believe it's a uniform bright line rule. They need to enforce it no matter what time of game it is.

That's just me. Wow. I haven't explained it to Brett here. I have a question about adulthood. You guys help me out with something real quick? Yeah. My car was recalled over an airbag issue. You just take it to the dealership and they'll fix it.

Or you can just ignore it like I've always done. No, you want to, an airbag issue you want to fix. They're fairly common. So I just throw that, like treat it like a mailer in my mail and just kind of throw it away. That's what I would do. But the smart thing, the adult thing to do would be to take it in and get the airbag fixed. I don't know if I want to do that. That's like,

what if I have, I don't have a car for a week then. Yeah. That's why I was like, yeah, it's, it's just really that important. It said something about metal shrapnel of my airbag deploys.

So that's a common one. Yeah. Nobody likes that. Yeah. All right. So I'm going to, I'll ignore that. Thank you.

Uh, my, my other MVP of the weekend was Matthew McConaughey ice fishing commercial. Yeah, nobody likes that. I'll ignore that. Thank you. My other MVP of the weekend was Matthew McConaughey's ice fishing commercial. Favorite one of all time. You were pretty excited about that one. Yep, sure was. Good tweet. Dave, I have it canceled. Okay.

I want to cancel my neighbor like an asshole who fucking leaves their dog outside with a door locked all day on a little patio that we have. You know my patio? That's not cool. It's like six by six. That's trash. Dog was door locked all day on a little patio that we have. You know my patio? Oh, that's not cool. It's like six by six. That's trash. Dog was left outside all day yesterday barking like a maniac. Like a schnauzer,

a bigger schnauzer of some type. That's a shitty move. A yapper. You should report him. I almost went to my, I almost took it to the, like the message board, community board.

Do it. Expose him or her. I need to. It was a trash move and I felt so bad all day I almost want to knock down their door that deserves an exposing I would take a lap

Dylan you got about 50 seconds okay predatory towing companies they towed my girlfriend's car this morning that's trash in my apartment complex

there was a whole roof of guest parking spots and they towed there was three cars in it they towed it so at 530 I was at the towing place. That's miserable. And shouts to her. She took it like

a champ. But man was I pissed off. And still am pissed off. Shouts to your girlfriend man. Shouts to my girlfriend. She's awesome. Shouts to all of you. And then I'm going to have to start that fucking song over. No just you do it. That's fine. I'm done. I'm out. That's it. song over no just you do it that's fine I'm done I'm out that's it

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