Circling Back - Big Ol' Lizards And Turtle Mosting

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

They found a really old giant lizard fossil in Texas, there's a badass turtle named Titan out there, Dave has a question about sleeping in (or not), and a bunch of other stuff that definitely wasn't on the rundown.  Support Our Sponsors: Everlane-Go to everlane.com/STEAM and sign up for 10% off your first order. Athletic Greens- Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/CIRCLING Rhoback- Use code "Backer20" for 20 percent off your first order. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy heart cells are the only heart cells with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name is Will DeFries to my left david roth where are we at on zoos zoos yeah um was he the guy that threw lightning bolts from the sky that's him um some zoos what's an ethical zoo some zoos do like uh you know they take in animals that you need some tlc you know they just bring them in and just mash that creep button yeah don't open the door for him to sing dude that's a great point the awesome you know austin has a zoo and the animals that are at this zoo um are not suited for the wild why uh for example they have a bald eagle with uh one foot oh and it needs a little help getting they're not suited for the wild they're more suited yeah

they're suited and zooted the reason i ask you might be wondering what why would dave just bring that up this this tick tock video from uh at it's underscore just underscore me 0215 of this gorilla just running out and just sliding up to the to the window it's just like man I would love to to go see some some gorillas gorillas are dope man are they playing at ACL are they cartoons still or are they doing like their real faces I don't know didn't they get canceled or something I don't know it seems like something randy would be into i never thought the gorillas were that good i didn't either what's some what's some of their work dave tell me something that's probably or uh i got sunshine in a bag the future that's all i'm gonna say oh yeah i remember that yeah it's a good

beat they were hella mid whenever they were on trl i was like i wish i could fast forward dude yeah big in the uk i just don't i don't like my musicians uh to be animated i like to see real people oh i know what happened they didn't get canceled he the the one of the guys from the gorillas just said something about taylor swift's uh songwriting abilities which if i think i think that's like one of the only things you can't dunk on taylor swift for i'm just impressed that gorilla can write a song to begin with that's what i said too i was like dude how do you hold that little pencil right well they have they have hands right yeah but like imagine how big their hands are compared to the pencils they probably

write these do they have to like the bass is it like a instruments are they larger to accommodate their bigger hands are number two pencils made out of poop i don't know i don't know poop yeah you know because number two why was it that the number two pencil was the only one you could do like the toss test scantron you put it in it that the number two pencil was the only one you could do the toss test with? Scantron, you put it in with a number three pencil. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? Oh, dude, you're on some Web 1.1 shit, my dude.

Can you please run this back? This is definitely not decentralized pencil. Should we be centralizing more pencils? Dave does a really nice pencil, by the way. You see it in our Muggsy video.'m pretty nice with it yeah you get me on a boat you know as a board man that's why i go no life jacket though it compromises the integrity of the pencil it absolutely yeah but it kind of pops you right back up there you go buoyancy you hear about these do you know if someone if you're whitewater rafting something that i do occasionally someone falls these? Do you know if someone, if you're whitewater rafting, something that I do occasionally,

someone falls off the raft, do you know the proper way to get them back in the boat? No. Push down. You grab them by the top of the lifejacket, you push down, and then the buoyancy pops them back up. How about that? Pretty crazy. I wish I would have known that like back in the day when we were just like drunk boating. How about that? That's a nice little trick, trick man you do a lot of drunk boating well our captain was sober but you

know there are a lot of times when people would get drunk and go swim in like a life jacket then they were drunk and they'd have trouble getting back in the boat and knowing that trick probably would have helped as uh as noted boat guy i used to be a boat guy it sucked because everyone else on your boat would be just like getting torched you know i haven't pounding suited you had to say stay so much just pounding on the boat thank you for the boat guy for bringing up boats i see dylan i follow dylan on fine friends ever since like las vegas and stuff and like dylan is just like on a boat like every weekend and it's just weird because i haven't been on a boat on lake austin this summer

david you know what's funny i've been invited by listeners more often than I have Dylan. It's messed up. To go on a boat. It's messed up. So, okay. I'm supposed to show up to a boat that's being operated by one of Brittany's friends. Like, hey, by the way, I brought my boys. What's his name?

Is he Captain Stabin? Dude, Brittany, like 80% of her friends have boats. It's really obnoxious. 80%? I mean, they all have boats. It's weird that you've created a divide between your new friends with boats and your old friends who you just not work with. You guys would just embarrass me if I took you out on the boat, though. I've seen y'all out.

Yeah, because we'd actually be doing dope shit, and you'd be sitting there, and they'd be like, oh, this guy doesn't do sick pencils or side bang dylan brought his buddy dave on the boat and he just did a bunch of pencils like it was really weird yeah so your stock might go up with if the boat friends if like we're around look i would love to go on a boat with you with you idiots but i know it's not my boat i can't invite i just can't i can't send out the invites you know what i mean all right man maybe we should get a company boat sally's brother went on a boat because you know how we live next to the public boat launch and sally's brother went on a boat and he asked if he could park in our parking so we nicely said yes while he was on the boat i texted him and said hey man would love for you to come up and have a beer after.

Stop up. He didn't do it. He calls when he gets off the boat, and he was like, Hey, do you guys have something you need to tell me, or can I just leave? He thought we were going to tell him that we were pregnant or something. And I was like, No, man, I just wanted to have a beer with you, so I guess I don't need to make that offer anymore. What's his deal?

It was just like, What? I'm just trying to have a beer with you, my What's his deal? Like, it was just like, what? Like, I'm just trying to have a beer with you, my man. He was just out with the boys on the boat. Yeah, I'm gonna have to punk Harry next time I see him. He didn't want to walk up all those stairs. Sorry he didn't invite y'all, man. That was cool. It's not cool, actually.

I just play golf now. I don't go on boats. Apparently. Why do you hate us on the weekends? I don't. But y'all got to be a little more active early in the week if you want to get a tea time how did dave's little whiskey girl let you play golf saturday after playing all that michigan golf because she's out of town this weekend

which means daddy's on his own schedule is she taking the little man no oh you're just hanging out do i still need to locate a babysitter for the round of golf i'm playing on saturday yes i do do you leave them with me? Okay. Thank you. Thank you for offering. That actually made my life a lot easier. Actually, never mind.

How much do you – what's your rate? $400 an hour. Honestly, I might pay that if it comes down to it. Hey, you can intro me whenever you want. I am quite ready. Mr. Decentralized himself. Dechivalry, ladies and gentlemen. So I got this mug that I love dearly. One of our listeners was very kind

and very generous to send it to me and i use it pretty much every day he's trying to get out in front of it why am i bringing this up you i think he's trying to get behind it why am i bringing this up um if anybody else wants to send me a mug i will happily use it on the you can see it on the youtubes you know it'd be like a thing i'll just rotate mugs that our listeners have sent in that's one of the more pathetic things you're the tim taylor of mugs it's yeah like you know it could be like a thing like oh what mug which mug is he using this week is it uh the one with the the moose antlers or is it the ass he's running the ass one back again maybe it's like uh uh something really cool i don't even know about yet this might be a cool bit if you hadn't requested it.

I'm just playing to see. We're going to see if it grows. Yeah. This is like giving yourself your own nickname. I'm glad it continues in this one. Like J-Bone did. That actually somehow panned out better than most.

Yeah. Although I believe that one, duda takes some credit for dubbing him uh jaybon correct which it's really funny to think about those two interacting because i forgot that i mean their time did overlap in our previous employer but it's it's funny because they're just very they're very different very unique but both most both very likable dude it was so wrong the good thing about the good thing about uh like the only good thing that i can take from uh you know people getting let go and due to getting like a way before he should have was that duda didn't spend enough time with jay bone to get fully annoyed by J-Bone. Because there would have been a moment where...

What's that mean? Where J-Bone was talking and Duda finally just goes, oh my God, Jared, do you ever shut up, man? And just gets pissed. No, Jared's not an over-talker. No, but he will sprinkle you with information regarding things that you don't need information on. He's the unnecessary information salt bae.

He just walks by. He walks by her office, tips his head in, gets you a little. Yep. And I was in a dolphin. So that is, that is a fact that he did drop on occasion.

I stood up early so I could get more screen time. That's such a J boneBone thing, man. Anyway, if you need the address, just let me know. You can just Google it. I'll hook you up. Hey, and if you're listening and you want our charcuterie live stream, you got some stuff headed your way, pal. So just don't you worry.

And it's going to be good. It's some stuff that, I mean, it went like that from our store. And I hope you play golf and need golf tees. A lot of them.

My guy. Or a girl. It's a guy. Very cool. And we got a cool new thermos. That thermos sucks, man. No, it doesn't. No, it's good.

It stinks. It's a good thermos. You goingos sucks, man. No, it doesn't. No, it's good. It stinks. It's a good thermos. Yeah. You're going to just, you're going to showcase it? It's from Bailey Farms Golf Course. They had, we had a thing where the loser of our golf, little golf tournament that we had, had to buy the winner a shirt from the golf store. We walked into the golf store.

They could not have less Roebuck-y shirts than they had. So they were very mad. It was like the ugliest shirts I've ever seen. And I didn't lose. I got second place,

proudly second place. The fourth place person got very lucky because the shirts were so ugly that the first place person just said, yeah, never mind.

We're not doing this anymore. It doesn't matter to me. It's not good. Yeah, it's not good. Not good. But I kind of like doing that for a little like, you know, foursome out there. Loser has to go buy something in the pro shop for the winner. Are you talking about Ballet or Bale Farm?

What is it? Bally? Bailey Farms. Oh, dude, that's a good track. I hate the word track so much. I do too, man. man hate it man if the second i hear someone say that like if i'm talking if i'm at like a let's just say i'm at like a engagement party and i hear some dude drop the word track i'm like oh i know exactly how the next 20 minutes of my life we're gonna go it's like a movie enthusiast calling it a film yeah yeah

your friends that have the boats they they say track yeah loudly for sure loudly don't get me wrong they do the people that say track are my people but i don't like the word track how is it overused how is it it's pretty baked out god damn it shout out to the greens keeper there who absolutely fucked us on number two. Jeez. You have to pay extra? Wow. Did you report that? It's on the second hole. I told him, dude.

Yeah, he did it on the two hole. Wow. Jeez. For two of us. Come on, man. A sign of things. What kind of program is this? Dude, he put the pin at the top of his hill, and everything was just rolling off.

It's tough, man. He was watching us, and I could see him watching us It's tough. He was watching us and I, I was, he, I could see him watching us through the woods. And so I didn't, I didn't agree.

I didn't agree. Just like, dude, what is going on? You gotta be kidding. He was just watching. Yeah. That's truly diabolical,

mate. He's laughing at you. It is. You couldn't pull up, man. Like, dude, I paid good.

I assume it's an expensive course i don't know if it wasn't crazy i think about 75 wow must be nice yeah uh it turns out that if you don't live in austin and you live in other places in the country you're not faced with paying way too much for shitty courses it's crazy how that works uh-huh whitefish lake Muni was like, I think it was like $45. And it was light years ahead of any municipal course in Central Texas. Austin public courses are truly dog shit. How would you know? You like only play country clubs with like your boat friends.

I don't. I don't play any country clubs. And let me get out in front of it. Let me get out in front of it. Well, yeah, I do only play golf now at exclusive ranch and golf clubs with Dude Perfect. But I'm not opposed to playing Kaiser if a listener wants to have me out and cover my greens fee and car fee. If the Dude Perfect guys auctioned off at that tee time, how much they have gotten for dave's tea time with them five grand minimum no yeah that's a starting minimum that's a starting i think you start five grand the fact that they had multiple members of that of driftwood bring their kids out

to like one of the comfort stations to greet them like surprise them there's at least 10 dudes right there who are all bawling that were like would absolutely do it something i don't think you talked about was that like and this is to no surprise to like it's no surprise to anyone that this was the case but that they were just mad respectful of like the cart girls and stuff you know is that true they said please and thank you they weren't okay i don't think there were cart girls. Dude, there's like four comfort stations. You don't need one. This is a bougie question.

Do golf courses with comfort stations need cart girls? I don't think they do. Comfort stations are sick. There's stations where you're comfortable. Right. So we linked up on Fit 16 and played the entire group. 11 people played like a scramble. We switched it up.

And, uh, I had a, I was the last one to putt and it was like a, an eight footer for, for birdie. We needed it. Didn't he?

And, uh, the guy, the one who's going to space, uh, Kobe, he goes, Oh,

he's been nails all day with the putter. Like really gassing me up. And if I'll be damned, if I didn't just wipe that son of a bitch never had never it was like one of the ones where like immediately everybody turns and walks off the green they weren't gonna see it through it was like yeah it's not can you imagine if you nailed it from deep and like you actually got like a live reaction from legitimately had guys i swear to god i've been thinking about how did they celebrate like long putts made a birdie here and there is a full stoke floundered do they run across the green did they go stoke face on you

there was some stoke face i was providing some stoke face oh remember when you made your 12 footer at your bachelor party it was about 75 but yeah i remember i wish there was video evidence of you actually making that because a lot of people are wondering if you did that was such a sick moment. One of the greatest athletic achievements of my life. Really? Hitting a 12-foot putt? It was like 95 feet.

What was the make percentage on that if it was on a PGA Tour event? 1.2. I would say 40%. No. The hole was huge. It was a regulation size hole they should make the final hole like double the size so it's more spicy on on the final hole you should pitch that to the sharks dude i think i'm gonna pitch i think i'm gonna pitch that just to you know

jay monahan and see if he goes for it they they need some bits right now i played a fall does live tour stuff i played around at Lost Creek one time. This was years ago. How'd you find it if it was- The green was being rehabbed, so they did a makeshift green. They doing okay now? They had a makeshift green out on the fairway. And to make up for the lack of smooth rolling of the fairway,

they made the hole, and I'm not kidding like 18 inches love that it was like this is this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen that's great that's a good idea yeah i think i think i missed a putt from like 15 feet it was really embarrassing you can't do you gotta throw it at the hole and hope it falls it's impossible to miss this hole but i still somehow did it was pretty pretty funny. I have a major announcement. We announced this on Monday, but I'm going to reiterate it today. New YouTube channel. Go subscribe to it. If you go to the Wash Media YouTube channel, you can see it right there.

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a review someone leave a review. Someone left a review on Scaries the other day. Guess what the headline of the review was? It just said, Bad Podcaster. Oh, come on. Dude, that's my job. I love that Will brings out the bad ones. Yeah.

Come on. Well, dude, what if I went to someone's job and I was just like, Bad CPA? That's unnecessary. Report that person to the Better Business Bureau. Come on. Yeah. What did they say? I don't remember. did they say i don't remember yeah but you do i do yeah how many stars was it one yeah not good so go leave reviews for every wash media property does a one star hit less bad than like if they hit you with a two yeah it does like one it's like oh this person has an axe to grind two it's like oh they actually thought this yeah i think one of them gave me three stars one time, and I was like, that hurts a lot.

They went through the process of being like, it's not the worst I've ever heard, but it's definitely not something I want to listen to going forward. I'm either a one or a five raider. There's no in between. It's fucked up to be a one raider. No, it's not. Just don't do it.

If your shit stinks, I'll give you one star. When's the last time you went somewhere and you left a one star review? Oh, I don't leave reviews but if i were i would i would go i'll be on it's like a binary scale for me i went to it i went this is gonna this is gonna either sticky or mid that's good that's good right sticky mid or loud are you looking at randy or are you buzzing the lens i'm looking at randy okay i wanted some kind of reaction out of him. I got nothing. That doesn't bode well for your joke.

I know. Because he's easy to please. Oh. How do you know? Okay. Comedically. 20 minutes in. Okay.

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stupid idiot. You stupid, stupid idiot. Stupid ass. how's your everlane read dork but he feels real dumb now yep i think it was a girl i think it said like like molly plant lady like cool oh yeah plants are so cool they're fine yeah actually plants are kind of sick i don't need to go up i've been experimenting with plant medicine really weed like this aloe vera for sunburns things of that nature ayahuasca you hear about this stuff stop trying to sound cool and hip yeah said a word chill out aaron rogers are you going through a midlife crisis too i'm gonna come here with a man bun one day yeah so we actually we actually uh are going to do something a little different today we're all going to sit around and we're just going to play the

aaron rogers aAubrey Marcus podcast for the next two and a half hours and do a live commentary on it. I'm 30 minutes in. And I will finish it. I'm going to listen to the whole thing. If you are a football fan... What? Randy?

What, Randy? I don't like when he... Speak your mind, Randy. Tell us. You got something to say? You know what, Jordan? I think I'm going to read the whole thing. what randy i don't like when you speak your mind randy tell us you got something to say turn your mic off uh he just got dunked on by randy oh my god it's a good pod i'm sure i'm gonna i'm 30 minutes in thus far i'm i'm pleasantly surprised aubrey Marcus, of course, the Onnit founder. I did a pod with him, famously. At any point, do they try to remove each other's heads from each other's asses during that podcast? No, they're talking into microphones.

Oh. I'm so glad that Aaron Rodgers has taken this turn so that everyone else in the world can dislike him and make fun of him as much as I have for years. He's actually coming across quite likable 30 minutes in okay yeah you just keep listening yeah yeah i'm going to yeah just don't don't don't stand aaron rogers dude you're trying to draw a line in the sand right now and i don't like that i look i i like that the guy is out there being aaron rogers he's. He's being the product that the ayahuasca created from the original version of Aaron Rodgers. Aaron 2.0 stinks. Just won Super Bowl, by the way.

Just won. Yeah, just won. Just won. Pretty good quarterback. Just won. Two MVPs. Just won. Back to back.

So? Cool. What, dude? You're only as good as your team, man. You got anything about that? I'd rather have the most valuable team. I didn't think I'd be here riding for the Packers quarterback, but I'm just saying.

The fact that I like that he's doing this turn because it's giving, first of all, check out Too Much Dip. Dylan, as you stated, you're also on that podcast. Thank you. We get into this a little bit. I like that there's characters in the NFL. Okay? I just like that.

Whatever, dude. Okay. You don't know shit. I don't. I'm just kidding. I might listen. To our podcast? To the Aubrey Marcus one.

Listen, don't listen. I'll listen for you. It's amazing that somehow Russell Wilson is still more cringe than Aaron Rodgers rogers right now oh my god what it's really hard to do like we're doing he is russell wilson has so much real estate in dylan's dorm every day you'll come in here he is such a boner you're like did you see how he dropped back that three-step drop like it's always something something you nitpick the way he throws even irritates me like really it does what if you guys walked in one day and you just walked into the studio to come like you let's say you forgot something here your wallet you forgot it on your desk

and i'm in this studio nothing's on and i'm just talking into the mic and i'm like all right we're back all right we're back all right we're back just practicing you're circling back pop circling back podcast that's right all right we're back everyone's dunking how high were you when you did that video last night yeah how many early birds do you yeah that little did you hit your weed pen last night i was one martini and two glasses of wine what where did you do last night uh bay had a stressful work day so we we went to uh tiny boxwoods for a little i had a burger damn what's the damage on that i should have got that one bit yes it was bad i know tiny box Bay had a stressful work day, so we went to Tiny Boxwoods for a little... I had a burger. Damn. What's the damage on that?

I should have got that. Wasn't bad. Yes, it was bad. I know Tiny Boxwoods. The burger's 20 bucks. Yeah, that's an expensive ass burger. Damn, dude. What's going on?

Dinner-flation over here. This is pretty great. We were just blowing off a little steam, man. So you started out with a martini, then two glasses of wine. Is that why you look like a big bag of shit today? I had a glass of wine at home. Oh, that's why you're puffy as fuck right now. Dude, that video, or that audio recording, that's like, God, that was so funny.

How many takes did you do? Just two. Just two takes. Well, I was going to do one, but I forgot to stop it, so it just ran on. I want to be like, oh, this choogy dumbass didn't know how to hit stop on his phone if twitter made it more apparent how to how to do the voice tweets i would do it more but it's like it's hard for me to find you know it's annoying it's so easy it's not it's not my eyes out i'm doing right now uh elon if you're listening and you end up acquiring twitter i need to be able to do that in reply to a tweet yeah totally agree man there's been

a number of times mainly with your tweets that i've wanted to just read them and just reply to your tweet just saying it just reading the tweet that's a good idea yeah but you can't do it's a good bit i'm on a heater right i'm on a heater right now on twitter you can't deny are you i had a really good tweet earlier let's see let's see how what kind of numbers my tweets about that space shit the other day oh my god i was just cackling to myself dave do you see this the void in space that would take over 752 million years to cross nothing we've done today has been on the rundown no other than the everlane read did you can we talk about can we talk about titan the turtle real? Did you see my shit though, Dave? No.

You should have. Dude, I barely see your tweets. You should have. Dave has you muted. All I see is like Cat Pat, Landry, big content guy. I see Will's Lad Bruv football tweets more than his tweets. People are writing me letters being like, dude, that was so funny. You changed my life.

I've already gotten a few. Will, what do you got? You got Zo vibes on uh tl yet just showing up every day for no reason i don't know what that is like she's just everywhere she's all over the timeline i don't get it it's been months every day every day like what who you? What are you doing? I'm asking. I don't know. This is going to create a stir on the TL. Have you guys seen this thing about Titan the turtle?

He's got that dog in him. He's different. He is different. Yeah, he was gashed by a boat propeller, which sounds awful. I don't like the word gashed. I don't want to get gashed. It sounds too violent. He had part of his front flipper bitten off by a shark

and then he was attacked by a different shark. But he's back. Because he got that dog in him. He's missing a foot. What happened? Was he rehabbed? Did Joe know what rehabbed him? Yeah, I think it was Joe. Yeah, they returned eight sea turtles back to sea.

Actually, Dave, I think we might have a sea turtle expert on the podcast soon. Is doing it i don't know he i kind of forgot to reach out because i went on vacation have you ever seen sea turtles have sex because i have at the zoo so you're asking if he's ever seen turtle see before i i don't know if he's seed or not when i was watching but man it's it's it's a spectacle how do they do it very slowly like do they just slow deep thrust and he makes they make this sound it's like can i ask a dumb question wait wait this is a very dumb question they do it in the water yeah that's my question they do it doggy style in the water or no okay to be fair i don't know if this was a sea turtle but it was it was a

turtle it was this big i know there are you know different kinds like a tortoise and all that crazy shit i don't know the exact species but it was a turtle this big having sex with another another turtle this big on land at the san diego zoo and he was just getting after it very slowly and like he was making love to this other turtle if you want details i'll tell you offline okay i'll recreate the sound that he was making but not make the sound no that's what people tuned in for it was like a god and then 10 seconds later that sounded like uh that was sally dude that's why is that uh why is that young forest sitting on his porch when the uh see the principal walks out wait does that does that video is it gonna play a sound if we click on it no probably not it's why do we need to play the sound when dylan absolutely crushed

it you want to hear it again here okay what if what if the turtle what if the turtle's name is Elizabeth Holmes and it's having sex with the other turtle? I don't want to do that again. I'm done. That was good. So this has nothing to do with the turtle, but I did say I was going to monitor for content. Yeah. And as you know, Alex Jones is on trial, civil trial for defamation, Sandy Hook stuff, real bad. And there's people that are there and they're transcribing it and doing it through Twitter.

And this tweet says, Alex Jones has asked if InfoWars has been saying the judge is tied to pedophiles and CPS. He says no. Sandy Hook parent lawyers show a clip saying that with the judge animated on fire. So it's a clip showing that he did say that. And then in the animation, the judge was a flame animated on fire. And Jones clarifies the judge is the fire burning lady liberty the judge is consuming freedom so he's having to like explain this in front of the john see this i'm like worried that one day we're going to get indicted for something and they're going to have us explain like okay so

why was dylan making uh sea turtle sex noises right as a because he's a comedian right because he's a hilarious human right alex jones you can't just call people pedophile without any basis no no he said he's linked to pedophiles the judge the judge is a woman by the way she she's linked allegedly yeah i think she's gonna throw the book at him? I thought about it Yeah Yeah Alright this is what In my mind a turtle Pairing sounds like

Oh my god I love you so much babe Why does a turtle smoke cigarettes? Yeah Cause he's got a smoking problem He's got a very deep voice. What? That's weird, man.

That's the noise he makes. Or she. All right. Here's mine. Hey, what is the story with that turtle? Did it live? Yeah, he's good. All right.

Here's mine. This is if the sea turtle was Aziz Ansari. Okay. Okay. Ew! Killed it. Killed it! Oh.

Shouts to Titan the turtle. Yeah, shouts to Titan, man. Did they give him a new flipper? I was thinking if the turtle was Christopher Walken, but I don't think I could even... I think we've Christopher Walken, but I don't think I could even. I think we've done enough with it. I don't think I could even try. Can only do so much with such content.

But I think maybe we should just give it a shot. I don't want to do it, man. How about you try it? All right, do it. As far as Christopher Walken goes, I'm very much the worst one at it. Let me give you some parameters. It's as if the turtle was Christopher Walken,

and this is like a one night thing and like christopher walken has to go back to new york city like the next day so they're probably never going to see each other again go ahead don't oh i i can't no you can't actually do it wait why is it a one night stand i I don't know. He's a playboy. The turtle's getting on a plane? He's got a movie to film in New York. He may not see this turtle. He was just in town for a night, but he matched with this person a week ago just to prepare the trip.

They've been DMing. I got to get out of here. It's my last day. That's all I got. I got... Okay. That's good. the puncture good stuff yeah that was good i know that that took it out of you that took it out of you yeah it's christopher walking his heart on me i gotta like take a take a break he's why that's the idea our new listeners

are just so ecstatic with the fact that they've subscribed to the show they're like what is this is it like this every episode i'm gonna get ahead of this i'm gonna get ahead we're 35 30 in i'm gonna get ahead of this that there will be no time stamps for today's episode i have no clue where we've gone or what we've done i don't know what we're talking about anymore what was the turtle's name again titan dude titan titan what's been a big boy yeah i mean he survived two shark attacks and getting gashed by a uh propeller you gotta stop saying gas you got gassed i saw a video the other day of a lion when it was like stalking a porcupine porcupine or whatever why and like it was just walking up and like the porcupine was just you know like whatever dude you're not gonna do anything and like the lion was like it had its like cute little lion paw

dangerous but cute and it was like kind of patting it like just to see and then it just like turned around and walked i was like no i don't want any of this i'm gonna fuck it with this my reels algorithm is dialed right now what would the lion say if like maybe it was like a sassy we're not i'm no you don't want to do sassy lion no talk about the lizard that's sharp i feel like porcupines took everything way too far like they don't need to be that spiky they're kind of sick they're kind of unapproachable though like what if i'm just trying to befriend a literally how do they make how do they mate with each other oh you can put those spines down, right?

I don't know. The quills, not the spines. Oh, baby, I can't get my spines down. My quills down. My quills are stuck. Yeah. You can lay them down. They got to have sex, is what I'm trying to say.

They got to. Oh, sure. Well, yeah. Well, you know, there are some animals that can't reproduce on their own. You familiar with this? I think porcupines have sex, is what I'm trying to say. Oh, sure. Well, yeah. Well, you know, there are some animals that can't reproduce on their own. You familiar with this? I think porcupines have sex. I'm pretty confident in saying that. I think I saw a pregnant goat when I was in Michigan.

Really? Yeah. Is that the one that... It was either really fat. Yeah. It was either really fat or pregnant. We couldn't tell. It was Christiana Wendell.

I was going to ask, and I was going to congratulate her and ask its due date, when i didn't i was gonna ask and i was gonna congratulate her that's its due date but i didn't want to offend the goat so i was like no i'm just gonna not talk about it not talk about the elephant in the room i'm sorry not fat shaming by any means not not fat shaming the goat where were you when you saw that goat were you we're at a farm bailey farms we're at pond hill farm oh beautiful track beautiful track yeah yeah playing fast right now though well they only have a disc golf course out there they don't have a they don't have an actual they don't have a ball golf yeah they don't have glaring lack of ball golf options but their 18th hole is 24 inches wide wow yeah that's pretty cool

that's awesome yeah you missed the putt so my new thing has been telling people that the reason i don't have a hole in one i actually did this the interns the other day when they asked me to explain golf to them um but i've been saying that uh that i probably won't get one because my ball flight is just too high and it has less of a chance of rolling in because i just you know put darts directly into the green i like that yeah yeah that's why i don't have a hole in one yeah it makes sense i really want one since we're just completely tanking the show and deviating yeah at this point i've deleted anything that's actually on the rundown can i say that there's a twitter right now is having fun with uh with this um so you know lebron has two sons they both play basketball it says bryce james is now six foot

six who will be the best player out of the two la sperms come on why why did why couldn't they just say his two sons why why did they have to trick it up we could have written that head could have called called him two princes. Oh, because King James. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Also the spin doctors. What about this lizard? Lizzo?

Oh, you're talking about... So you actually want to do something from the rundown. I do. I don't know how great it'll be, but I do think it's cool. Explain. Do tell. Are you talking about that paleontologists discovered fossils of a 30-foot prehistoric marine lizard in north texas oh randy oh oh quick mr big producer randy knows how to put images on the screen that's cool mr big boss man over there the mosasaur it was a top

marine predator 80 million years ago dylan when most of the area was still underwater uh your your fate like i'm not just making a mosting joke isn't your favorite dinosaur mosasaurus uh mine no at one point parks's favorite dinosaur was the mosasaurus which is you know have you seen the jurassic world when the big one comes out of the water and eats the shark sure that's the mosasaurus i've seen jurassic i've seen jurassic world the first jurassic world i've not seen any subsequent ones that's what i'm referring i was also very stoned when i saw it so i don't really remember what happened during the movie the person i saw it with fell asleep uh it's a good movie but yeah that's the mosasaurus the big one in the water i got bad news the mosasaurus not a dinosaur it's actually a separate reptile wow okay but it's a mosasaurus so i mean i just i

hate to correct parts like that did y'all see this loch ness news sorry see this loch ness monster news is this a joke or no uh yeah lad bible really got a lot of lad yeah talk about on my twitter feed that was trending on the right side of my Twitter feed for like seven days. Once I realized that Lad Bible was the source, I started having question marks. But I do. I do enjoy the constant back and forth regarding the Loch Ness Monster or Nessie, as they call it. I think all it said was like, oh, you know, it is possible that this thing did exist. And then like the headline was so disingenuous.

It was so disingenuous. Like. Who's that? Somebody named Richard Petz is calling. So Dick Petz is calling you right now. You got to answer when Dick Petz calls. You got to answer him. Come on.

Maybe it's a cool Adam. Could be. Sorry, but yes. Maybe it's a cool Adam. Could be. Sorry, but yes. Will, I did see that. And I did, when you were out of town last week, I almost threw it on there. And then I saw the only outlet that was really talking about it was Ladd Bible. And not that there's anything wrong with Ladd Bible, but you know, I thought it would be a big, if it was that big of a deal, I would, if there were multiple outlets and there wasn't.

So I'm more of a bro Bible guy. Shout out to brandon that's facts did you ever meet meet him did you hang out with him at the dead show no we should have we should have it's on y'all i still i was pumping gas today wearing a grateful dead shirt and the girl behind me pulled up and had a grateful dead shirt on and i'm still rattled by what are the chances that we both have tie-dyed shirts on what are the chances that we both have tie-dyed shirts on? What are the chances? It's pretty popular, man. I don't know, man. What are the chances?

One in 340. I don't know. Hey, this lizard's pretty sick, man. Callie and Brando doing a pod out there? What's going on? I would listen to that pod. I would too. It would be Brando asking what she thinks about Steph's legacy versus someone else's legacy.

She would start bringing up Dallas Stars stuff. Big Stars fan. Yeah, this lizard's tight. I mean, are we operating under the idea that big archaeology isn't planting these bones everywhere? Is that what we're operating under? the idea that big archaeology isn't planting these bones everywhere is that what we're operating on you know an amateur enthusiast actually told the dallas morning news that he first came across a piece of the creature's spine as he hiked near the river really he just what was hiking like oh my god what was this guy an enthusiast of amateurs just amateurs amateurs okay so we know

his are they verified that's what we're trying to do that's what we're trying to do right amateur enthusiast this is the this looks just like a mosasaurus i mean it's the same creature i don't know why the it's a most it's a mosasaur is there a difference between a mosasaur and a mosasaurus that's what i'm trying to figure out man most uh sores i think it's the same it looks the same man i don't know how to spell it so you should call dave uh the most asaurus the most asaurus a joke that's been made multiple times in the office get a lot of running it back i had a lot of trouble getting past second base we told you to say to save your best material for the show.

Dave, I don't have much, man. Did they cut that Red Sox dude who didn't chase after the ball that went over his head? What's his deal? Who? Okay. It was like two weeks ago. This is Colder Stove. Is his name?

What is the connection to what we're doing i forget i had a connection my brain went there somehow people are going to think we were inebriated or somehow impaired for this one ah just the internet's dead today ah the internet's fucking dead no described as the great white shark or killer whale of prehistoric times, it was a top marine predator that fed on turtles, sharks, and even other mosasaurs. Imagine a 30-foot swimming point-nosed Komodo dragon with flippers and a forked tail. Sounds pretty terrifying. It's fucking scary.

Yeah. You think you can take that? No, I don't think so. Mr. Animal beat up guy? No, I don't think so. That's you. No, I don't beat up. I love you. No, I don't beat up. I love animals.

No, you don't. I would never beat anything up. Unless it threatened me or my family. This thing would eat me so fast. Oh, yeah. You'd be absolute toast, man. So fast. It kind of looks like it has the mouth of that alligator thing that fell on Captain Hook in Hook.

I can't believe Flounder almost got eaten by that alligator. Well, yeah, a clock fell on him. He didn't actually get eaten by it. But it was alive. Yeah, so where did he go? It didn't have a working digestive tract, correct? If Flounder fell in that water, he was not going to get out. Oh. He might get out, but he might just have like a leg or an arm or a hand he stumbled a little bit if you haven't nobody knows what you're talking about

let's see what some people do because you did post it on your team on twitter at d carter ralph on twitter he's got this this friend of his named flounder he's a man of size okay not by his own admission you don't have to lead with that i'm trying to paint a picture here Carter Ralph on Twitter. He's got this friend of his named Flounder. He's a man of size. Okay. By his own admission. You don't have to lead with that. I'm trying to paint a picture here. Okay. He's also an avid fisherman. He was fishing I don't know where he was. Florida probably.

And they were on like a little trolling boat. And there was an alligator in the water. Was it a croc or a gator? That's weird. I usually get on my ratioing boat. I think it was a gator. The video starts off and Clay's going, oh, we can just play it. Hell yeah. Look at Randy producing his little D off today.

Yeah, Randy's earning the money today. Do we have the audio too? He says, baby, you ain't never had anything this sweet. Yeah. Talk about that's nice inflection right there. That's how he says it. And then his buddy pulls right up to this gator and just to like, you know, joke with him a little bit. And he stumbles a little bit.

Right here. The gator snaps at him. No, dude. I never had any concerns that he would get away from it. Because Flounder's agile. He's light on his feet. Shockingly good footwork from Flounder. He's light on his feet.

Although, actually, not shocking. We saw him after Dylan made that 12-footer at his bachelor party. Run across the green. His shirt says, Fatty's on the fly. Follow him, at Flounder, on DaFly on Instagram. Very photogenic. Hey, before we get into our next segment that we don't know what it is yet, let's hear from our friends over at Athletic Greens.

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and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance. Dave, do you have a question for us? I do. I do, Will. How early is too early to wake up and stay awake on like a workday? Let's say you set your alarm at 6 30 AM. Let's say you get up and not, not even kid get up. Like your dog gets you up. Like mine did today at about five 30. And I, my alarm was set for, I think six 45 this morning and he needs to go outside. So I get up, turn off the alarm, let him out. He peepees, comes back in. He runs back in and gets on the bed, goes to sleep. Me, I'm thinking, I'm wide awake. I'm wide awake. I'm wide awake. And I'm like, uh, I could probably stay up and get a, get a jump start on the day,

maybe fill out the rundown so we can not – So we can delete it. No, seriously. If that clock has a five in front, the first number is a five, I'm getting back in bed. I got back in bed, and I'm kind of regretting it because I fell asleep, and when I woke up, when that alarm came a ringing, eh, didn't feel great.

Felt like I needed some more sleep. And I was just like, man, I really, really should have just stayed up. Maybe popped open the lappy, answered some of the, you know, many emails that I'm sent. Many. I think I owe Landry an email. So I don't know, man. I'm just wondering, like, is it better? I think science will say, yeah, if you're up and you're, you know, just stay up.

But I don't know. Do you have like a cutoff for that? I used to do. Sally gets up at very early every day for work. It's caused me to just become a straight up morning person at this point. So if it's if it's after 5 a.m., I'm probably just become a straight up morning person at this point so if it's if it's after 5 a.m i'm probably just going to stay up unless i'm like so tired that i can go back to sleep but after 5 a.m i sometimes i just can't even go back to sleep yeah bae consistently sleeps

um later than i do and so and she's also the light one of the lightest sleepers i've ever known so my mission it's like mission impossible every morning i get up i have to be as quiet as possible just as you know so i don't disturb her i picture you doing the kath katherine zeta jones that's what i do except we don't have lasers in our bedroom i just have to like it's not what i heard you just have to avoid the swings i just you know We don't have swings either, man. What do you think this is? You know what hit the chains? Chloe and Lamar swing?

She hears absolutely everything, and everything wakes her up. So I have to tiptoe out and then slowly shut the door and then tiptoe down the stairs, let Stella out, do the whole thing. Do you tiptoe to the window? And then to the wall. If I lived with the light sleeper, which Sally is not, I would still be the same loudness that I am now. You gotta

just deal with that. She points out noises I make. I didn't even know I was making. It's like, oh my god. What noises? Just like the way I shut the door downstairs. The way I shut the door downstairs. She's like, why are you slamming you're a loud breather too i'm not kind of are something we should talk about yeah aren't you a mouth breather

i'm a normal breather no are you kidding me get out of here anyway it's it's it's a tough scene in our house every morning i think i i thought about that though like all right up at 5 30 i would have to be quiet because the baby's sleeping but like i don't think i would go tv on but i would pop open my lappy and i think realistically i would do like i would do some work for like 30 minutes and then i would be tired and then i'd be like damn i could go back to bed for like 45 more minutes that's probably how it would go i wish i was get up early guy i really do 6 30 is pretty early man see i liked it before we had a kid because when i would get up early i'd just start working and doing stuff and i could pretty much like start my day the second

i got up at six get a bunch of shit done and then not feel as bad about not doing anything in the afternoon now i got a kid like from 7 a.m. on, I'm in grind mode. That's what I don't like. So I stay in grind mode. I'm in sick mode most of the time. Really? Are you on parks when you're, like you don't want to get him sick.

I'll get him sicko. I've got the unfortunate setup that if I wanted to go into the kitchen and make coffee, like get an early start on breakfast, I can't do that. Because if I turn the light on his door, Rhodes' door to his nursery, that light will go under the door and that will wake him up. Dude, player, how you not have a towel down there blocking that out? I don't know. I just don't. I got a towel down there that just sits there. I don't want it blocking the airflow. Dog. You're not going to suffocate your son.

I hope not. That's the goal. If the area under the door is the only place where oxygen is getting in, you might have some other stuff to confront in that room. Like what, demons? Yeah. Fuck. I think he's more talking about just keeping it cool in there will

freak you don't get that much of a draft from under the door yeah sure you do oh you don't did y'all see that barrett's dog tried to rip up the door skirt we have on this one i had to replace it yeah shots to otis though good dog a fine paw, so Dylan, Barrett brought his dog, and he was doing retail therapy with Will. And Brando left, then Dylan left, and then I was just out there, and I was like, well, I can't just leave the dog out here. So I just sat up here for about 45 minutes, tried to have the lappy open, wasn't working with the dog ended up just sitting on the couch with otis just hanging out petting him so it was a fun it was fun time great stuff we

bonded posted a photo on wash media instagram that's my story we should have led with that segment i'm more of a flotus guy okay i like first ladies oh otis who's your favorite first lady uh it's gotta be nancy reagan oh buddy why is that she makes it extra sloppy for you oh yeah what are you doing man what what do you she makes sloppy joes i don What? She, of course, an advocate of... A lot of things. No drugs. Drug war? Yeah, not doing drugs.

Huh. And, you know. Anything else top of mind? How would you feel about you doing drunk and high voice memos? What of mind? Top of mind. Top? I don't understand.

Are we talking top of mind or coming to mind? I'm sorry to the Reagan family if you're listening. You guys hear that? I forgot we had another segment. It's time for this weekend in fun. The Reagan family's not listening to the show.

I didn't ever know. By Roback. You guys are familiar with Roback, right? No, what do they do? I'm going to Roback.com right now. Intern Reagan's not even listening to the show. Nah, he's like, fuck these nerds. He's just living.

Yeah, we were just a step for him. Head over to Rob row back they got some absolute heat going on right now they drop shit all the time hey you know what it's about to be you know what's about to be football season couldn't get here soon enough to be hoodies and guess what it's about to be performance polo outside season oh that's right it's kind of been like that all summer but you know there's never a bad time to toss on a game day polo. They have plenty of game day colors of your choosing. Plenty. Yeah.

Yeah. Also, their hoodies. They're like the stretchy kind of workout material hoodies. They're so great. Dude, I swear they changed the material because they're softer than ever right now. They're getting soft. I swear. Yeah.

Dude, they got some absolute, like, gas going on right now this palmetto one are you serious space polos for randy all kinds of fun stuff on there man hey backer 20 take me to your moisture wicking backer 20 will get you what you heard it off is that me in that photo nah you wish it was nah your shoulder i don't think they used any of mine yeah your shoulders aren't that good look at my shoulders my shoulders suck yeah but i didn't tell you very mid yeah but it's kind of evident you got better shoulders than me i know someone once said that my waist is wider than my uh my shoulders how'd that make that's tough honestly didn't make me feel that bad is that a one-star review if i had like a big beer belly or something like i i think i'd'd be a little more offended by it.

But I think it's more just speaking to... Nothing wrong with a big waist. I have terrible shoulders. These things are tiny. Yeah. They're awful. They're not good. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend?

Oh, man. Thanks for asking. Don't do it. Friday, I'm wide open. No kids. Nothing to do. If you guys want to link at some point, I'm wide open. No kids. Nothing to do. If you guys want to link at some point, I will gladly link. Look, I'd like to sit here and entertain that,

but we all know it's not going to happen. It just doesn't work. Let's make a plan and stick to it. No, we won't. Saturday, I will not be playing golf with Will because I wasn't invited. So my Saturday afternoon will be open. Saturday night, I'm going to Leon Bridon bridges catch me up in the suite name five songs yeah name i love leon bridges river is one of them oh yeah man kua saw hbo2 texas sun is a fantastic part of my favorite at

the moment leon bridges joint uh like i said we'll be up in the suite i'm not paying for it so don't come at me a band dude so wait let's talk about yeah i still haven't gotten anybody sweet i was told that like oh like we got this corporate suite i still haven't got any advice to that either corporate suite boat guy tiny boxwood on a random night guy bays company suite they. They have a suite. Okay. We're using it. Okay.

Sounds like a pretty free situation there. Yeah, it will. Damn, dude. Pretty nice. So I'm going to Leon. It's funny. Dave and I actually had a friend who offered us tickets to Leon. We did.

Yep. Someone that actually invited us and wanted to go with us. He invited me too. I turned it down because I already have tickets. He actually... actually i okay yeah i'm kind of bummed i can't hey can we do something friday remember last time we saw leon bridges together yes david was acl at like 4 30 i was there whole squad was coughing on that gas boy stew just pulled out just a uh he's puffing on a hoot or whatever. Marijuana cigarette. Yeah, my boy Stu got us absolutely zooted on that hoot stick. And that was when Leon was still performing in like a full suit.

And it was like... Oh, my God. Sally picked me up. Sally picked me up from that ACL because we had a... I didn't really want to see anyone later that night. So I was like, yeah, just come pick me up at like 7. And she picks me up. And I was just out of my mind stoned.

I was like yeah sorry for this that might be the most uh impaired i've been in public yeah maybe that shit was so he keeps that loud on him it was loud as it was so loud i couldn't hear leon yeah not as bad as the time uh we smoked a blunt before dave matthews at uh old texas stadium and i have no recollection of any of the show. Cool. Also not as high as San Diego when we were watching Seinfeld in Wells Room. It wasn't Seinfeld. It was Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

It was so high, I don't remember what we were watching. They see that's how it twisted. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Yeah, so I'll be seeing Leon Saturday. Hey, honestly, I really want to hang out with you guys on Friday or Thursday. Well, Dave, what are you doing Friday or Thursday? Come on, dude. Hang out with you guys on Friday. Or Thursday. Well, Dave, what are you doing Friday? Or Thursday? Come on, dude. Hang out with me, Dave.

One time. Thursday, we may have happy hour with an old friend. Or lunch. We got to see. Who? Don't worry about it. Fly fishing Charlie. I thought Charlie liked me, too.

Does he have your phone number? I'm going to text him today. Because that'll change. If he doesn't have your phone number, how's he supposed to text you? Send me his contact. I'm going to text him. What's up, bitch? He told me. He's like,, how's he supposed to text you? Send me his contact. I'm going to text him. What's up, bitch? He told me. He's like, don't share my phone with Dora.

He wants to keep it low-key. No, he likes me. Oh, yeah, for sure. I'm very confident. I thought we were going to happy hour. I don't want to go to his place and watch low-key. That's so stupid. I actually do want to.

I need to start low-key. Are we high right now? What's going on? What else? Oh, Friday I might play golf in the morning. With who? What the fuck? It's a thing.

Friday night, nothing. Hey, my Friday's wide open. Okay. Mine is too right now. Don't you guys have work to do? Yeah, but... Yeah. Not to that.

How is it that wide open? Just kidding. I also got the invite to play golf on friday uh saturday saturday i'm not playing golf with will sadly but saturday night we do have a sammy's res so we are going to sammy's with uh another couple wow i didn't get that invite for the sammy's res by the way dylan no you didn't we gotta stop doing this we gotta stop being like we're kind, Dylan. No, you didn't. We got to stop doing this. We got to stop being like, we're kind of like, we're like catty little high school girls when it comes to getting invited places.

You're speaking, you're saying we, but. Who are you going to Sammy's with? I want one invitation. Who are you going to Sammy's with? We literally invited you. Who are you eating high end Italian food with? To Sammy's. You did?

Yeah. Last weekend, Alyssa texted Brittany. Oh, wow. She said you're going to Leon Bridges. Oh, okay. And Will, Alyssa texted Brittany. Oh, wow. She said you're going to Leon Bridges. Oh, okay. And, Will, your wife's out of town. Okay. I did.

Okay. I mean, yeah, you want to be good. Hey, man, you want to just third wheel it at Sammy's? Actually doesn't sound that bad. Okay. Which couple are you going with? The News? No, it's not the News.

Ross. It's our friend. WR? It's our friend. WR? It's a different friend. Not a content guy, but a guy that we've played golf with a number of times. Okay. One of the dude perfect guys. It's Kobe.

It's his last meal before he goes to space. I did ask him, by the way. I said, so how did you was your wife on board with this? Because he's got a kid and stuff. He's like, at first, no, I had to. I had a sweet talker into letting me edge space. So. Because I don't know if Alyssa would let me go.

She's like, no, you're not fucking going to space what are you jim webb anyway that concludes my weekend and fun thanks guys okay that was a fun one well it was i'm not sure the people will agree at times people are gonna talk i get to talk about my weekend you're either gonna love it or yeah like what what's up with that like just get to the golf all right well sally is uh going to be on a bachelorette party this weekend which means uh it's just me and the little dude all weekend not a bad thing oh your son as i have had trouble locating any babysitters for the weekend uh i will not be doing anything friday night sorry dylan? Yeah. Do you use the app? No.

Oh, you're in the Kyle Facebook group. Yeah. And so I don't have any babysitters. And to be honest, I'm already spending so much on a babysitter for my Saturday round of golf that I don't really feel like doing it again this weekend. And so I will be staying in Friday night. I'll be playing golf with my brother-in-law and two other dudes. Who are the two others?

Is it Colin? Yeah. Hot Colin. And? Tall Ryan. Oh, yeah. Who initiated these golf plans? You're playing at the Matzo Rancho of Austin.

I might have sent a text on Sunday saying I'm really horny for golf. Wow. And then one of them might have gone and made the tee time. Gets back from a golf trip. You're just so horny for golf. Wow. And then one of them might have gone and made the tea time. Gets back from a golf trip. He's just so horny. I am. I played six rounds in July, which is more than I've played in one month in a long time. Very age for golf right now. And then, yeah, Saturday, I'm probably

going to get home, take a little nap while the little dude naps, and then who knows? Maybe I'll go to Leon Bridges or something. Just kidding. Can't do that. Yeah, I got nothing going on. EPL weekend starting, though. Friday. Arsenal match.

Saturday morning. Should be a good slate. Who's up for relegation? Everybody, Dave. Everybody. That's the beauty of the league. Okay. Yeah, everybody's up.

No, so I'm actually very excited about that, and it's kind of a reason I don't really feel like doing anything this weekend because I kind of want to just sit around watching footy all weekend. It's a big day. It's a big day. Should we get out of here? Yeah. You sound sad. Yeah, what's wrong?

You guys just don't enjoy my company outside the office. Okay, just to be crystal clear. You're going to a concert on Saturday that we can't go to with you. Even if we had tickets to the concert. Even if Dave didn't have a Sammy's reservation with a couple that is yet to be named. You're talking about Saturday night. We couldn't go with you.

You're talking about Saturday night. We couldn't go with you. I don't want to do anything Friday night. I don't like going out. I'm trying to save money. You don't like going out? No, I don't like spending money. Clones.

I mean, look, i like spending money i just don't need to be spending a lot of it okay we're gonna do a never mind okay shut up what dude let's get out of here you should get out Bye.