Circling Back - Big Unnaturals With The Liver King

Episode Date: November 30, 2022

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Good morning, primals. We're back. It's the Circling Back podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer. The only hard seltzer with vitamin C from Superfruit Acerola. Hosting today is me. I'm David. David Ruff, to be exact. And I'm filling in for Will.

Because Will's down a little bad. I don't want to get specific. I don't think he wants us to get specific. But he's just not feeling great. When Will's not feeling great, you always just assume it's a TomTom related issue. Yeah, again, I wasn't think he wants us to get specific, but he's just not feeling great. When Will's not feeling great, always just assume it's a TomTom-related issue. Yeah, again, I wasn't going to get into it specifically. Just assume, and you're probably going to be right. You're betting about...

You're betting at least $900 on TomTom issues. You're going to the Hall of Fame. That's an incredibly unrealistic batting average. Yeah, you'd be very good. Filling in for me today is Brett Merriman. Big game, Brett. I want to say I might be the only... Confidently, you'd be very good. Filling in for me today is Brett Merriman, big game Brett. I want to say I might be the only, confidently can say I am one of the only people that will be completing two podcasts before noon, central time. You do more before noon than most

people do in a week. The best part of waking up, Dave. That's true because most people aren't doing podcasts at all. That's a fair point. So what I said is accurate. There are a lot of podcasts out there. Hey, that other voice you're hearing, it's none other than the podcast's own, filling in for no one, Dylan Chevret. I want to play a little game called

Who Said It? This is Randy's bit. I'm going to read a couple of tweets. Is it? We did it yesterday on the game show. Is there a multiple choice? First tweet. Donald Trump is...

You can look at my screen, so don't look over here. I'm literally looking over there. Donald Trump is unequivocally the greatest athlete to ever serve at any level of the United States government. That's the first tweet. I just don't know if that's accurate. The second tweet. Didn't George H.W. Bush, he played college baseball, did he not?

Yeah, it was Ivy League, though. Come on. Second tweet. Herschel Walker was a three-time SEC Player of the Year, Heisman Trophy winner, and national champion at Georgia. What the hell has Raphael Warnock ever accomplished for the people of Georgia? Who said these tweets?

Who tweeted these tweets? Can I go first? Sure. Go for it, Dave. Ooh, I bet it was Glenn Greenwald. That's not right, no. Fuck. I'll give you a hint.

He's not a beta. Oh, shit gonna give you a hint he's he's not a beta oh all right um so he's a theta was it one of the girls in this it's Nick Adams it's just it's Nick we don't do those jokes anymore yeah we don't do this Rory girl jokes we don't some people do Nick Adams said those two things just we had to check I don't know if those two things can... I guess Herschel has not served in any capacity yet. He's attempting to. Right. So we're pending runoff.

Yeah. I still think, even without Herschel winning and serving government, I still don't think that his first tweet holds true. But, you know, whatever. There was a meme that Herschel Walker, if he were to compete with Raphael Warnock in a runoff, in a true runoff, in a race, Herschel would probably win that one,

as he is a former all-world running back. Yeah, if it was a literal runoff. A literal runoff. Yeah, he might win. H-dub probably has that dub. If you want to get into the weeds here on athletes turned politicians, we'll give a little shout-out to Will, a nod to Will, mayor of Detroit from 2009 to 2013.

Dave Bing, Hall of Fame shooting guard at Syracuse and three NBA teams, including the Detroit Pistons. Good on him. You've got to think John Fetterman, new senator from the great state of Pennsylvania, could have served as an offensive lineman at some point in his time. What about Jesse Gonzalez?

Pro wrestling. Also an ex-Navy SEAL. Also a 9-11 truther for a time. I think he played football, too. Probably. Gerald Ford. That's probably the one that everyone's like screaming about everybody we got a lot of gerald ford stands out there yeah center linebacker and long snapper for michigan

again will from 1932 to 1935 you think those teams could compete with the team of today yeah they ran the fuck out of the ball yeah they'd be uh they'd be minus four and a half against uh modern day bama you think it's a good sign when your center is also your linebacker and it's also it'd be minus four and a half against modern-day Bama. You think it's a good sign when your center is also your linebacker and it's also your long snapper? No. I guess center and long snapper, that's fine. Back in the day, they found a good athlete, and they're like, are you just going to play like six positions

if that's okay with you? Hopefully you don't get tired. Gerald Ford probably weighed 180 pounds. Yeah. He was the starting center on the Michigan Wolverine. Yeah, I don't think he was bulking and bulked up to like 290, you know, in the offseason. Gerald Ford's got to be one of the most like American Americans, right? Like his dad was all up in the car business, domestic car production.

He was an athlete, a college athlete. Then he played – or then he was the president. Yeah, he's got Yale ties. He's got Yale ties, so he was in the right club. Are you doing the skull and bones thing? I'm just saying he coached at Yale for a time. Skull and bones, what's it called? Yeah, the Clinton thing.

Skull and bag of bones. Right. Brett, I don't know how you didn't bring up Jack Kemp. Not Jake Kemp. Not Jake Kemp oh what did jack kemp do i only played quarterback for the bills in the 60s oh yeah you know way to go dude i i missed that pretty embarrassing period of bill's history good for him though he was a u.s representative a candidate for president among other things so was steve largent i think we've uncovered enough evidence to suggest that Donald Trump was not the greatest athlete to ever serve in the government.

Tom Osborne, famously Nebraska coach. He was a U.S. rep. Tommy Tuberville. I don't think he was an athlete. Dave loves Tuberville. Yeah, just a great guy. A great guy, great coach, just really treated his players right and definitely never left a dinner when he accepted a job at Cincinnati

in Lubbock, a dinner with recruits. That's not something he would do. A scumbag. Yeah. My phone keeps vibrating and blowing up. You know why? Because it's Spotify wrapped season. It's wrapped.

I think we're getting tagged in a lot of stuff. We're going to get to that later. You keep your vibration on your phone? It's such a good vibration. Oh, man. Is it vibration? I'm stealth over here, man. I need to go stealth.

I'm silent. It's draining my bat. No vibration. It's doing, as that great athlete Donald Trump once said, we do only have a finite amount of energy. And same goes for your iPhone, as it turns out. Hey, yesterday we did a Randy's game show. Do you know it?

It was pretty good. The video dropped. It was a good one. It's got a little, little Texas flavor, which I think favored Dylan and I. I'm not going to give away who won. But Will, was it a disadvantage? Although I will say Will held his own. He did fine. And we didn didn't you almost lapped him okay

he got one of the songs i didn't expect him to get okay um so check that on patreon check that out on patreon also follow our other shows too much, it's a sports podcast with Dylan, KJ, Ellis, and I. The Mail-In, Will's Wife Sally, and none other than the Magic Bullet, Brett Merriman. Sunday Scaries Pod, Retail Therapy, Cold Stove, Brett. Yeah, I got that too. I can't wait to hear your episode on the Benissance. Jamie Benn, famously having a good season.

You want me to come on? He's having a good year. Yeah, you want to come on, Dave? You know, if you'll have me. I feel like I don't belong. You guys are a little high level for me, but whatever. Also, speaking of, check out the Brunch Podcast. Pete Blackburn, DJ Bean, up now.

Is it up now, Randy? It is. On the YouTube. Which YouTube? Circling back YouTube. DJ Bean did a reaction video to our Christmas song draft. It's about 14 minutes long and it is some of the best content that you will see. Really funny, really funny. I have some issues. I might do a reaction to his reaction video,

but we'll save that for another day. Okay. We can't wait for that. Oh, and you want to talk about the merch, Dylan? You're the merch czar. Yeah, we got merch up, folks. We got a merch store. A new shirt actually was added yesterday. Oh, boy. Sizz the Season, it's called.

It's a Ricky John. Not only that, we have new hats, one of which I'm wearing currently. The green ones are getting restocked, and also these navy ones will be added to the store, probably, if I had to guess, Friday. Could be sooner. Don't know. Get them while they're hot, because they go quick.

They do. They actually do go quick. I got to say, I get great joy when we sell out immediately on something, because it's just not something I'm used to. People cop our stuff, people cop get that siz shirt while you can because what what christmas season is complete without the gift of fajitas that's fair imagine christmas fajitas like that's just somebody's tradition i don't hate it i don't hate it either green peppers red peppers it all makes sense yeah just a sizzling plate on a cold day maybe it's outside we we have uncovered some sizzle fraud and i i understand that not everything can just be sizzling via heat is that's dangerous and so they use sizzle sauce which is just oil

right cheating yeah it is cheating yeah that's okay though speaking of hot can we give a shout out to our good friends at Poncho? Yeah. See this hat I'm wearing? You should watch the video. I'm wearing a Poncho hat. Poncho Outdoors. Is that an agave on your hat, Dave?

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Yeah. I said it. I really didn't want to do this story. We have to do this story. I think sometimes we talk about serious things on this show. Just topical items in the news that, like, it's like, we have to address this. I think you need to in this case,

because you kind of, you know, you were into this, Dave, a lot. You idolize this man. Yeah, and it's... Clearly. I feel for you. There's some allegations out there against the liver king.

Mm-hmm. Primals, feel free to mash that fast-forward button. For those who don't know who the liver king is, why don't you just go ahead and tell us? It's the king of liver. Okay. He's the guy who never wears a shirt. You've probably seen him on Instagram.

He is... Eats raw organs and... He's extremely tan. Meats. He has an extremely epic beard. He's absolutely yoked. He has like the most overly balloon muscle 5'8 guy you're going to see.

Yeah. He eats like raw testicles and obviously liver. Meats, probably spleen. Yes. Not to be confused with Raw Meat Experiment. This guy's taking it to a whole other level. More plates, more dates.

A very popular workout YouTube channel dropped like an hour-long expose showing Liver King is not natural. He, in fact, is dropping roughly between 11 and 12 000 a month on uh peds hgh among other things um you know 11 000 a month is a lot for like that's more than 90 of the population spend on a mortgage right a month maybe i don't know i don't have the stats that's a lot of money yeah yeah it's a shit load to spend that to just get extremely juiced for your ancestral supplement company i gotta say fair play to you sir it worked he's netted he's like huge following i think last look 1.7 million followers probably losing a few

but to those people i say did you really not know just looking at this did you not know there's no way that this is just from eating uh you know raw meat and whatever this is this cannot be this physique cannot be achieved without um chemical enhancement is it the uh the lead pipe vein that runs from like his shoulder down his bicep i didn't know veins got that like thick that's usually a dead giveaway for roids also this guy's well into his 40s and he's has zero body fat and he has abs that look absolutely fake yeah you gotta feel for he almost became he became the liver king in his own mind and he sort of lost you know he jumped the shark and the the candle that burns twice as bright dave burns half half as long that's what

happened here to our friend liver king um you know he was asked about uh taking peds by uh brett brett brett's good friends our good friends it pardoned my take and he replied this is my favorite liver king quote by the way i think big cat asked him do you take peds and he said i do he goes i'll be honest i take peds i prioritize execute and dominate every fucking morning it's a good response that's you had that canned it's a clever way of not answering the question it's a good non answer it's a great non-answer a rehearsed one he knew what he was doing this is also the the simulated hunt guy ah yes yes yes uh who may recall, he doesn't just eat meals. Oh, I just thought of a good tweet. He could simply eat a meal, but he doesn't do that.

He simulates actual haunts before. Successfully. So that he can earn the meal that he's going to eat, which is quite stupid. Yeah, part of me feels bad for the guy because, well, maybe mainly his his family because he's gotten them into it he now has a his wife is dubbed the liver queen which makes sense and uh his two sons and he has made them part of the content in uh recent months i don't follow him any longer it got a little old and i just i hated i hated every morning looking at my phone and seeing him like outside in the rain dragging like 400 pounds of the viking helmet on yeah like i

started to cut you off he's still doing things that are impressive he's just he's a strong guy he's he does he's doing ice baths he's in yeah he's just the roids sort of are what killed him here. Is he one of these nuts that drinks his pee-pee? I don't think he's drinking pee-pee yet. He has drank blood from cows with like, I know he went to Africa. This dude's gotten a lot of mileage out of this pit, let me just say. Went to Africa. He was participating in like rituals, of that nature yeah i'd read off all the things he's taking but some of them i can't even pronounce you go why don't you go for it um i i i butamorin

okay um omnitrope i can say that one uh deca that's a classic i was in the course yep he's on that he's on the high school baseball he's on the winning day and then some other stuff is that d ball isn't d ball one who's d ball is that a character in friday no that's depot oh uh but good $11,000 a month, which honestly is not that big of an investment when you see – not a bad investment, at least if you look at the return. I think his supplement company is doing quite well. Well, that's where I think he went wrong. He might have done it clean to start, got so much money.

Like $11,000 – I i mean he doesn't play for clothes i guess so that kind of maybe that yeah this dude this dude would definitely show up to the vatican no shorts and no shirt or probably shorts and no shirt you guys do a fratican joke ever oh it's probably been done yeah yeah dylan famously was turned away from the vatican for wearing shorts yeah i didn't know you could uh not wear shorts to the vatican two ways chubbies though right i didn't have chubbies on two places vatican and the uh the paddock at the saratoga springs horse race track no shorts probably plenty of fine dining establishments will not allow shorts as well just a guess a couple capital grill hey pretend i'm

like a blonde maybe to pretend i'm like a blonde maybe to pretend i'm just a huge piece of white trash what's the paddock at the horse races ah yes the paddock is where they they walk the horses around uh with the owners are allowed to go in uh friends of the owners you can profile individuals right because i famously wear shorts because you're white so if you're if you're an owner of one of the horses running you can go in and and you don't really touch them but they kind of get prepped for the race. It's where they go right before they walk out to the track for the actual race. So you go from the stable to the paddock, hot walk them a little bit, and then send them off to go to the gate.

We'll teach you. One day. One day. We'll get up to the toad um do you think there's a lot of people following the liver can being like dude this is all i have to do to get yoked i just need to start eating raw liver testicles maybe drink a little blood do you think most people knew he was on steroids or was it you know there's there's got to be some guy out there. I feel for this specific individual who is like a big crypto bro, like Sam Bankman-Fried guy. Speaking at the Dealbook Summit currently, New York Times.

Shout out to them. Totally handling this well. He was all in on that. He was all in on Liver King, all in on Raw Meat Experiment. And his heroes have just fallen one by one elon is the last and he just now has like his own divorce blog that he runs twitter dude he was he dominated my timeline yesterday replying to tweets like every time i popped onto twitter to see like usa soccer tweets it was just elon responding to somebody you know i almost unfollowed him i should unf unfollow him. He's not a good follow.

He's a volume shooter too. He does too much, man. He's doing a lot. Do you think he's tweaked the algorithm so that his tweets are displayed for everyone prominently? You got to think so. It's possible. I mean, if you get in there, let's say you buy Twitter, which you've talked about in the past. I don't think we're telling tales out of school here.

No, that's fine. You're going to tweak it, right? Oh, yeah. Because, I mean, you've been losing followers for a while. Daddy's going to be front the past. I don't think we're telling tales out of school here. No, that's fine. You're going to tweak it, right? Oh, yeah. Because, I mean, you've been losing followers for a while. Daddy's going to be front and center. I have been. Thank you for pointing that out. I actually had a nice little bump up when I went mega-vi, of course,

not so long ago. You're no stranger to a bump. But since then, I've lost a couple hundred followers. This is a tangent, but have you guys noticed that Lamar, the, the street that our company is on, not the docks us has just an exceptional, exceptional amount of potholes. It is a shit road. I am considering a run for, for mayor of Austin on that specific platform. I will win. There's one that I hit every day and it makes me so angry. And for whatever reason, maybe it's because I'm tired and it's early. I never remember to get in the right lane.

There was a little miniature sinkhole down here across from the Windsor apartments where J-Bone used to live. I used to live there too, actually. And it took him about a week to like fully level it and fix the issue. Like a Florida sinkhole? Like one of the ones that like your car goes down into no it was ms miniature it was probably only uh seven feet in diameter but they had to block the lane off for a bit and fix it yeah how does the potholes on south lamar unique because they're all the same they look the same they're all like three inches deep and there's obviously flat

road how do those how do those fellas sorry okay like how does that happen there's no snow plows here to create and like there's not crazy temperature fluctuations you know it's just i don't understand i don't get it we don't invest in our infrastructure that should be your platform south lamar is ridiculous it makes the like i i actively don't like driving to work because of the potholes like it's the way the the the highways are designed in austin is already a problem given the population growth and you just throw in some just monumental potholes it's just bad it's just bad all around i thought you're gonna say mondo potholes which i've also played here yeah i am talking to the mondo guy i was gonna say that dylan dylan and will don't even they don't understand because

it's much worse coming from where we go dave well they're they're the they come from the north south of mar plenty you don't even notice in your f-350 dually i know the suspension the upgraded suspension i got i don't feel shit you got the body lift and a suspension lift. It's fantastic. Yeah. Plus, on those 37-inch tires, it's like I'm just floating down South Amar. Do you think Liver Queen is happy now that maybe she's like, maybe this means I don't have to sleep on the floor and take ice baths every morning for content? Maybe this is going to dial it back a bit. Can we eat just a meal at the table with our kids

instead of going outside and hunting for it? Yeah, or simulating a hunt. For this spaghetti, can we just eat it? Can we stop fake hunting? They're basically doing what the Lost Boys and Hook do, where they just imagine they're eating, only it's with a hunt. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

eating only it's with a hunt it's the dumbest thing i've ever heard he wants to tap into his uh his ancestors way of uh who knows real name brian johnson yeah lame-o name find me a more generic white guy name sorry if any brian johnson's listening but it's a lame-o name sorry b john beach anything else on the liver king? No. I hope he gets, yeah. Did he make your fraud watch list? He certainly, well, he was not on the fraud watch list. He will be a confirmed fraud. He skipped the watch list and went straight to the fraud list.

I don't issue them until next week, obviously, after this week's games. But, yeah, he'll be on there. Tough. Tough day. What if he's like, you know what? I'm going to lean into this. I'm going to go. I'm going to get off everything, and I'm going to'm gonna document it and i'm gonna still eat like this and you just kind of slowly see what happens to people who get off steroids especially at that

age where like the man boobs set in deflates the deflation yeah well good for the country gotta say i know he's he's balding a little bit up top. For a guy who's on $12,000 worth of HGH and steroids, he's kept the up top pretty decent. And like the back hair, you expect to see some back knee from a guy on steroids, even at that age. Skin's phenomenal. Skin's great. Yeah. A little tan, probably gets a little too much sun.

I think most dermatologists would say that. We're not dermatologists, but they were probably listening. So shout out to the liver king. We'll give you the platform should you choose. Ooh. Maybe he should look into our good friends at Fitbod. That's where I thought you were going with that segue was the Fitbod. I didn't nail it.

I'm a little off my game, and plus that's not my thing. Will's the segue guy. Yeah, get was the fit bot. I didn't nail it. I'm a little off my game. And plus that's not my thing. Will's the segue guy. Yeah. Get fit the right way. How about that? I've often said building a workout routine shouldn't have take hours of research. I don't need to be on YouTube all day to figure out what I need to be doing and keeping things

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are you are you gonna say that about our it's not enough it's probably still listening so that's the the dave the dave app right no it's it's's a good rebrand on their end wow hope they keep working with us it's our biz dev guy Brett just developing business over here um

is it time for Spotify rap season yeah as I mentioned previously Spotify rap season? Yeah, as I mentioned previously, Spotify rap season. Dylan, I want to say this is your first. You're participating, right? This is my first, yeah. So I'm going to give you the honors.

I'm going to let you do it. Okay. Oh, by the way, our good friend on Twitter, Nick Adams, said that he might be releasing his soon, which I'm sure it'll be. He might be? Just Kid Rock and maybe some uh ted nugent yeah nuge kid rock stuff like that you know uh well probably stained rock was he he got the five out of five spots on nick adams radio he loves songs of the week so he's been curating his spotify rep for months now just for this moment much like will does with his uh jazz listening actually more on that later has anybody seen

this yet dylan or is this are you are you releasing this for the first time um no one has seen mine yet no well so i whole world is waiting i screenshot my top artists in my top songs yep which i feel like is just a pretty good snapshot of my situation here um i'll start at number five and go down to one uh cody jinx big cody jinx guy love cody surprise he's not higher actually he's headlining the houston rodeo next year is that right he's a guy that when i see him on instagram or i i see him perform or hear his songs, I want to go get tatted up. I want to go get edgy. Dave, can I, let me think. Look, I know.

Go ahead. You're the ultimate talk about it and not be about it tattoo guy. Wow. I just got to be honest with you. That's fair. Look, as a guy with a tattoo, and Dylan also has one.

That's fair, man. Don't talk about it, be about it, Dave. What's so funny, Randy? Front Street, Dave Ruff, welcome. Brett gets one little tattoo and apparently he's the biggest hard ass now i'm just saying dave talks about a tattoo more than anybody who's ever not gotten a tattoo before i just want to say join the club dave i'll go with you i need another one if will goes and gets one number four on my list leon bridges love leon bridges beyond bay and i will just put some leon on and pour up a fat glass red wine and we'll just what else dance around the living room a

little bit there's no way you dance around oh we have impromptu living room dance parties on really oh yeah big time real we're a fun couple, man. Fun couple. Number three, Kanye. You heard of this guy? Kanye. Randy, Randy. He goes by Ye now, right? His older stuff, mostly. His older stuff.

Wow. Couldn't be me. Yeah. I know. Having Kanye all the way at three could not be me. I used to listen to some Kanye. Number two, Chris Stapleton. Oh, yeah.

Stapleton. Dude, he's legit. He's the real deal, bro. Which is, he's the least Tennessee-sounding Tennessee country musician out there. Nashville, to be exact. Yeah, I was just going to say, what's a Tennessee country musician sound like? Nashville is what I'm saying. Pop.

I just mean pop. A Nashville sound. He's a pop country guy, but he's not. He doesn't, he has a great voice he might have pound for pound the best voice in all of country music i'm a big stapleton guy yeah best voice i like i don't i'm not a i'm not a stapleton stand but i do enjoy his stuff number one big player at carve when we're sitting at the bar brad oh i thought you were a lot of stapleton no that would be that would be cool my car celebrity

list currently consists of carson wentz chris harrison um kid from the sandlot and the kid from the sandlot yeah yeah okay number one on my list it's kind of surprising that he's number one i obviously he's got some great shit but i don't listen to him this much uh i'm drake drake drake drake is number one on my list which surprises me i was in the top three percent wow of his listeners which again surprises me that doesn't shock me you're pretty uh you're pretty top 40 my top song is um a turnpike song no it's a tyler childers song all your i'm all your tyler childers you're all mine you know i saw i saw him at south by number two you should probably leave chris stapleton hippies and cowboys number three

which is cody jinks that's a good one and then tripping well who's i forgot who sings that song tripping tripping it's it's it's not like what you think hold on what's that song. Trippin'. Trippin'. It's not what you think. Hold on. What's that song? If it's Trippin' Daisy, then I got to tip my cap to you, sir. Trippin' Daisies? You know Trippin' Daisy? I thought you were doing a Trippin' Billy's Day.

There's six people listening right now that have ever heard Trippin'. Trippin' by the Future Birds. Okay. It's a really good song. And then Fool's gold by anders something i forgot eric anders lang no no fool's gold by of course um i can't find it doesn't matter dylan i give you i give you three and a half out of five eggplant emojis for that playlist.

Here's the thing about everyone's Spotify rap. To them, it's five out of five. Right. But that's not any fun. I have to shit on it. I have to. No, it's okay. I know it brings you joy, but I have to shit on it.

And I apologize for that. One thing I'm definitely guilty of, and actually Spotify called me out for this. They said, when you find a song that you like, you play it a lot find a song and i'll listen to it for i'll listen to it 100 times that week i'll just go i'll keep running it's like when you found that boo play song exactly i'll just keep running it back brad i'm gonna give you the forum well dave i i i don't know what happened here with mine i disagree with my top songs it said my top song was played 29 times i've for sure played songs more than that given my 23,421 music minutes of music listened to i was 23 which is hilariously close to dylan because i screen looked and i was like we're we're within an hour or so did you say 23 000 yes you said 24 i thought i'm 23 421 yeah i'm 23 700 i'm 23 492 it's interesting so we're

it's a little weird that's weird most of that done while working out probably not oh we get it dude not to brag we get it you usebod. See show notes for links. Anyway, my top artists. Number five, Hippo Campus, which is a very cool kind of indie pop funk vibe band out of Minnesota. Minneapolis, to be specific. Very good band. Number four, Kygo. I'm familiar with this Swedish DJ, Dave.

I am. I've become a big DJ guy. That's fair. Me too. Kygo's great. Number three, Mount Joy, which is an alternative funk, kind of Mumford & Sons-ish sort of folky band. Okay. Number two, Morgan Wallen.

Oh, problematic. Not more than Kygoai go or excuse me you're right they're fair enough wait not kai go though right no kai goes fine kanye that we know okay well kanye of course um yeah we know you know more on him he said some things definitely has some behavior that is not in line with my values uh hopefully he's atoned for what he has said it's funny you you said that um or that he's on your list i i there is one particular morgan wallen song i really like which one but i made sure not to listen to it too much so that it would not appear i love that it's in your don't fly right it

absolutely is i love that that you're aware of that. That's really good situational awareness. You've got a high music IQ when it comes to that kind of stuff. There was a day I was like, I've listened to this like five times. I should probably stop and give a week break. What song is it?

Yeah, what song? Wasted On You. It's a very popular song. It's not a big... Let me guess. It's punny about getting real drunk, but instead like getting real drunk it's like just being hella in love with some chick yeah you're drunk you're on the right track there Davey potentially potentially in a truck yeah one thing that um a country musician will sing about is drinking whiskey

and Mama Morgan Wallen has all three of those for sure also he has a song called silverado for sale i was gonna say my truck is part of it i want the i want the uh next wave of jesus of country singers to uh nailed his his catalog i want the next wave of country singers to like get really into like electric vehicles or like subarus yeah like like plug me in there you go the green initiative girl you can plug in my hybrid hybrid whole foods anytime that's right that's the only plug station i've ever seen i'll tell you where you where you can plug in the dick saloon right yeah number one artist taylor swift okay that's fine i her album does it every year it happens every year i do it in i'm mostly listening to the album trying

to trying to figure out if i like it or not and then she ends up being number one because of that yeah so i'm listening to a lot of songs and a lot of music that i'm not necessarily like into but you have you have to to be part of the cultural conversation. So that happens every year, and that's fine. It's good that you're aware of that. Yeah. Songs, real quick, number five, Blessed by Avicii. Blessed, blessed, blessed, blessed.

Very good song. Number four, Don't Think Jesus. That's a Morgan Wallen joint. Number three, Beautiful beautiful crazy Luke Combs oh get out of here and then the number two

and one songs are why do you hate Luke Combs so much because he's a volume shooter he has like twelve songs on the radio that's every guy we've named

he has twelve songs on the radio right now they're all like kind of good zero great songs but he's so popular because he has a million songs out and they're catchy but they're not they're like really good how many kind of good, zero great songs. But he's so popular because he has a million songs out, and they're catchy, but they're not really good.

How many kind of good songs do you have on Spotify right now? He's much more successful than I am. We've got a number of kind of good podcasts. Odds you do a DJ Bean produced country song to see if you can get anywhere near Charlie. I mean, I don't mean, no reason to put odds to this. I'll just do it. Are you serious? If he's on board with it, sure.

DJ will absolutely be on board. You sure old Hank done it that way? Because I don't know if he did. I don't know if Hank did it that way, Dave. Probably not. We're putting him in the wash group text. Old Hank didn't have his buddy, his buddy, his online buddy that he's actually never met in person mix up a track for him. Maybe he did.

Probably not. Yeah. Are you finished with yours? No, these are embarrassing. I really don't know why these are on here, and I'm sorry that they are. Number two up there, down here, Jake Owen. Okay. that they are number two up there down here jake owen okay number one is a uh cole swindell joint okay she had me at heads carolina did you that's i enjoy that song good friend of our our buddy hashtag chad i'm not gonna say anything which is a play on the famous Jody Messina song.

Sure. Heads Carolina, tails California. Answer this question. Were you always into country, and I put that in quotations, or has that increased since you moved to Austin? He got to Texas as fast as he could. That's very much increased post-move to Austin. I did have one country year, probably summer of 2014. Do you have cowboy boots yet? I do. I do. I country year, probably summer of 2014. Do you have cowboy boots yet?

I do. I do. I bought them for Randy's birthday party. Always a good move to buy expensive boots for your buddy's birthday party. They were Luteces. Have I seen you step out in them? Halloween party, I wore them for my Wooderson costume. Is that the only other time you've worn them? Yes.

You gotta get some more return on that. Excuse me, I wore them to a wedding too. But you guys weren't there for that one. That was a buddy's wedding. Okay. But yeah, I have a pair of Lucchesis now that I've worn for one wedding, Randy's birthday party,

and my Halloween party. Will has sent his along, and we can just run through it. These are his top artists. I'll add the notes section at the end. Number five, Kygo. Number four, Dead & Co. Number three, Grateful Dead.

Number two, Taylor Swift. Number one, you want to take a guess? Go. Cypress Hill. How about another guess? Ludicrous. Poolside. Don't know that.

Who's that? ludicrous poolside don't know that who's that and uh it's an american new disco and chill wave band from los angeles california formed in 2011 by i believe jeffrey paradise and philip nokolich he added a couple notes to go along with his top five he said one i honestly don't think mine is correct because i didn't listen too much poolside this year compared to other bands and two I used nugs.net what is that don't know that's some deadhead to listen to a lot of dead slash widespread panic so a lot of my listening activity is there why not just use Spotify for those I'm confused I'm I'm wondering if that's like a thing you can stream like live shows video situation stuff that's not on Spotify stream like live shows video situation stuff that's not video maybe yeah okay maybe they have uh video integration he also said today's rundown is so good so he's sad he's missing today

that's i know i'm sorry hopefully i can fill in for will you all want to guess mine we can get we can stop this that's where i was going with cypress hill mostly no no cypress hill although back in the day they were they were one of my first hip-hop i mean we could cheat by looking at the dave ruff fest thing and like get a get some ideas but i won't do that i'm just gonna go off the cuff here i kind of like that better than this yeah the festival format was that was a nice touch it's one of the only third-party apps you'll ever see me do it's three six on your day no three six you got some blink on there dogink. You got some of your son's favorite music on there? Yeah, Tool.

I will give you my top song, and it happens to be my wife's top song. Bubbles in the Bathtub. It's the Office theme song. Oh, no. Which for a time was Rode's favorite song. See, that's just mega cute. Okay, okay. Mega cute.

Yeah, the Office theme. And that is like an ultimate calm down on the plane, in the car. We would just run. And, you know, it's like a minute and a half long. Who's his favorite character on that show? Dude loves Creed, man. He's like, what's up with that guy? I get it.

He's a wild card. Number five, top song, a million dollars worth of game by 2 Chainz and 42 Doug. 42 Doug, one of my favorite new rappers. Okay. It's been a while since I spun that one. I might need to run it back. Diet Coke, Pusha T, number four. Okay.

It's a new one. I'm familiar. Number three and number two, both Turnstile songs. Turnstile, a band I discovered in the last year. I want to like Pusha T more than I actually do. I want to. I've enjoyed some of his music. You claim to be a bars guy.

No one has better bars. Really? Nobody has better bars than Pusha T? I think he's the pound for pound best rapper in the game right now. Whoa. Damn. That's big, big britches for Pusha T.

What kind of music is Turnstile? Music you would really, really hate. They're going to be opening for Blink, but they are not pop punk. They are more hardcore. I've lost interest. Thank you. They are dive off the stage and do a flip and then get punched in the face in the crowd in the pit kind of music.

Really? They're really good. Not my scene. It's not your scene. And I'll tell you that. Number five artist, Me mill meek big player on my workout mix philadelphia philly dreams and nightmares dreams and nightmares he got bodied by drake during that uh that that dis off yeah it was a dis a dis off they were dissing each other do you think that's what it's how it's called like traditionally a dis off i will never make a diss, a diss-off. They were dissing each other. Do you think that's how it's called, like traditionally, a diss-off?

I will never make a diss track. Remember that tweet? Second time you've referenced that in two weeks. No, I think so. By the way, DJ, all in on producing your country song, Dylan. I can hit like a Josh Turner. I can sing country. I can sing it quite well.

I can play country chords on the guitar, no problem. I can play country chords on the guitar no problem. I can hit like a Josh Turner deep note. Is that the guy who says, let me maybe a little bit. Can I do my thing? Turn the lights down low. I mean, you do get low, but you don't really hold the notes. We can work on it. Well, I'm not really belting out.

I need a booth. I need the whole. Number four. Rage Against the Machine. Who was number five again? That angst has not gone away. Number five was Meek Mill. Number four, Rage Against the Machine.

Number three, Pusha T. You're deep in the game, son. Number three, Pusha T. I love that new album. Number two, Turnstile. And then number one, gotta say, this is first Q1 and Q2. Okay.

Oh. Kanye West. Oh. Wow. It's a tough look. Okay. I mean, Kanye is problematic, but he has a deep catalog of bangers. It is what it is.

I also, like Will and I think like Brett, kind of question some of that because, well, I do listen to a lot of Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Life of Pablo. T-Lop. I don't listen to a ton of Kanye. And like, I'm wondering if that's songs he's produced gets thrown in there, songs, because he produces a lot of Pusha T stuff. Sure like, I'm wondering if that's songs he's produced gets thrown in there,

songs, because, you know, he produces a lot of Pusha T stuff. So I don't know. It's interesting. I want to see the back end of my rap.

Don't we all? there's some that I just, I don't, I really don't agree with at all, frankly. Well, I listened to much more

pop punk this year than anything in my brain, and none of that made my list yeah i don't know i don't know how it's calculated they should never share their algorithm does apple even try to compete with this anymore they have they have released a similar product it's garbage though i remember i did this last year did we just dunk on you and like the number one song on my top songs list was a song that i like listened to one time because i had to find i was trying to find the right song for like an instagram story post so i was like researching it listened to it like half of one song and it was

just dumb it didn't make any sense so don't use it it's trash my favorite development or my favorite thing that we learned from that segment is that d Dylan is aware when he's listening to an artist too much that like, oh, wait a minute. This might be on the rap playlist. I'm going to have to atone for this. I'm going to have to talk about it. The only one I was worried about was Morgan Wallen. You drop a hard in and it's – I don't want you on my list. I'm sorry.

Not in a song. No. He was hammered and not that there's no excuse but outside of nashville nashville bar i believe is when he dropped uh some some like i really i didn't even know the full context of that i've seen the video he also it's not a good look he also covered an isbell song and the isbell song is the isbell version is so much better cover Cover Me Up, famously. They're both good.

That's where I'll leave it at that. Okay. Favorite Morgan Wallen song currently is? He is talented. Very talented. Jigs Dig Em. Yeah. Yep.

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watched it and i was like veiny face kid dot meme you're upset i was like damn all i want to do is talk about that episode because i thought it was one of the best episodes of television in the last year will then subsequently watched it but of course he's not here today we're not we're still going to talk about it we're still going to you went to the show at all, Brett? I watched all of season one. I just haven't watched any of season two yet. Okay. And I very much enjoyed season one. I will watch season two at some point.

What are the gays up to? I think I've cooked up a little theory in my head. There will be spoilers. I think they have identified... Tonya. Tonya as a woman of means. Oh, yeah they know a rich lady they picked her out pretty quickly i think they're they're gonna try to fleece her they're gonna try and scam her and um get her to invest in something or get their hands on her money somehow i don't think they're a crypto

scheme i don't think they're as rich as they're portraying themselves to be. Of course, they're on a dope yacht, and they travel to a dope... I forget where they are now. But I think it's all... I think it's all a facade. They're in Palermo. I think they're going to try and scam her. And I hate to see it happen. Yeah.

But the way that episode ended... Oh, speaking of ended. Might lead her to believe... They're ending. They are not exactly representing themselves. way that episode ended oh speaking of ending might lead her to believe they're and they are not exactly representing themselves um their their true selves i've gone back and watched that scene a few times just to see if there's any like easter eggs in there to like figure out the final scene yeah just to see like what's going on like is there anything i'm missing and i haven't picked up on anything but there was a lot going on in that episode the you watched that that final sex scene several times

you said i don't i don't really know what the scene was i just thought it was just a well-done piece of well it ended with um two men engaging in sexual activity. Fine. But it was a little shocking because it was the alleged nephew of this man. Probably not his nephew. Probably not. And this guy's just hooking up with everybody, it turns out, because he's hooking up with Tanya's assistant. She really likes him.

I don't know if i like him i find his accent to while i understand that most women probably find that accent very hot i find it to be a little bit much do you watch this show with your uh your lovely wife which region uh yes he's from it's the tom hardy i think it's West, I don't know. I don't know, Dylan. I don't know. We need Will here for this. Yeah, we do. Will can give you some. He's our British correspondent.

What's Harper about to do? Is she about to F Cameron? There's no way, right? That's been on the radar for a while now, I think. Like, she gives him these looks like, you're a bad boy, and I'm kind of into it. Plus, she's not getting D from her husband, as we know. Yeah. But other people are.

Italian prostitutes. Italian prostitutes are, sure. And for him to do the leg grab grab leg rub no one's doing that and for her not to report that to her husband she might have liked it dave you know what i mean he did famously flash dong to her in the first episode he showed her the goods yeah little meat shot do we think that was a prosthetic i don't know i don't know um yeah i thought that whole thing was a little weird i feel like no one is that uh brazen to like reach over and do that like at the table as you're with your wife and your friend and that's your friend's wife but who knows and at that point did he know

that she knew that he slept with a prostitute he definitely did so he's just flirting with trouble here it's either gonna go really well for him or really poorly for him and really well i mean he's already a cheater did you pick up on this when uh daphne his wife was talking to harper privately while the boys went to the bar the bathroom and she was talking about how she hooks up with her trainer and she showed a photo and it was supposed to be a photo of the trainer and it was mysteriously like a mistake that nobody no matter how drunk makes it was a photo of her kids did you pick up on the fact that the kids were uh looked nothing like cameron and looked uh blonde hair blue eyed i did like the trainer she described yeah that's fucked up yeah i mean not saying cameron doesn't deserve it but damn all these people are fucked up it turns out

yeah it's a stunning indictment on the uh on the power elite the one percent the well offs yeah i'm just thinking about that again though i haven't thought about it since i recognized it the show kind of slipped the mind like that's wild was there ever a moment when you started the show in season two that you thought maybe like you were worried that it wasn't gonna live up to season one oh yeah it was moving a little slow i think i had that thought in in episode one um the vibe of the show alone is enough to carry it for me like all the shots of italy and the culture and you know all that stuff is really fun to i just love italy this is sicily but you get it um it's picking up for me the story is picking up

i'm really enjoying it a lot um it's flirting with season one level of enjoyment for me I learned what I went I was doing some uh research on Sicily Amalfi Coast vacations I was hopping on a 23 and me the other day and it led me to this uh and I I happened to find the place that this place is filmed at the San Domenico palace and i gotta say it is uh is quite extravagant yeah yeah it looks it looks pretty sick probably not in the budget the rooms are massive and badass gonna need to sell a few more hats and then maybe i'm trying man we're trying we're doing our best one of those hats going up uh probably if i had a guess friday like i said could be earlier could be later i don't know um pencil in friday pencil in friday okay noted uh then the michael imperioli

dominic his storyline uh he's basically just i kind of come into a realization about why he is the way he is it's because of his dad and then he's watching his son hook up with a prostitute that he has hooked up with uh days before that's tough is she gonna let the old man get a run and just complete the uh three generation grandpa three generation trifecta yeah i feel like albie would not be built to handle that you can't go through you can't do three generations one what's she up to with with albie i think i think she looked like legit like the dude this this may age poorly uh much like my spotify wrapped but um i feel like the only good characters in this show good as in like good people are the prostitutes

uh mia this who sings and lucia and lucia lucia lucia um because they both they're they're not scammers i mean they're prostitutes but they're doing what they have to do she's not going to charge Ali for that last night? Apparently not. Maybe it's a long-term play. I think it's like a bring me back to the States play, which I would love. Yeah. She's great. She's great. Were you surprised that the piano player survived? We learned that from Valentina. Look at me name dropping the actual characters. You didn't have that in the cards, did you? What do you mean survived? He didn't die from his Viagra or whatever he took. Oh, that guy. Okay, I thought you meant-

The Italian piano player. I thought you meant the prostitute who played the piano. No, no. Oh, yeah. I thought he was cooked. No, I'm not surprised. He wasn't a compelling enough character to die. You know, like,

we know someone dies. Yeah. For it to be him, it wouldn't make any sense. Yeah, my initial thought with the gays was that they were going to have some kind of mob connect and that they were going to kill Greg,

Tonya's husband, for Tonya. But it doesn't look like that's going to happen. We're going to see Greg again. Should we point out that the gays is what they call him in the show and it's not a Dave-ism? No, it's not. Okay.

Yeah, no. That's what she calls them. Yeah. And it is just a whole squad of gay dudes. It's a squad of gay fellas. And Tanya and Portia. Yeah. No.

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Yeah, a little more low-key than last weekend. Obviously, that being, you know, Thanksgiving weekend, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Extremely Online Tuesday, whatever we call it today. A little more low-key. We're doing a big game tomorrow night. Men's League hockey Thursday. Friday.

You going to score a goal, little buddy? Dude, I would put you up against the boards, man. No, you wouldn't, Dill. You can't. I would slew foot you. That would be rude. If slew foots in Men's League result in, like, bench-clearing brawls. It's not a good – it's a bad look.

Don't fucking slew foot. I've had it done to me in roller hockey. Not fun. Not fun. Friday, no plants as of yet. Probably get a dinner in somewhere.

Maybe hang with the lads. But Saturday, it's pints with the lads because USA Soccer against the Netherlands. Great time for Vizzy. 8 a.m. kickoff. 9 a.m. kickoff. 9 a.m. kickoff.

9 a.m. Eastern. Central time, 10 a.m. Central, or excuse me, Eastern. You sure about that? Positive on that. Niner. Randy, you mind checking that? Okay. He shakes his head.

He said he's not going to. Why would the producer look that up for him? Why would he? There was talk of golf from maybe somebody in this room. I am yet, as of yet, I don't know if I can go yet. So that's why I'm stalling on responding to his text message because... Fuck, it is 9 a.m. Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to be out of the bar that we're watching the game at

and then able to make it to golf, given the people that I'm attending the bar with. Notably my friends and Rachel. so i'm i'm i'm hesitant to commit name drop alert whoa the first name drop i name dropped her on the mail-in which actually comes out tomorrow so technically yes you guys your podcast official now podcast official which is a thing yeah uh other than that, though, not a whole bunch. I was supposed to go to Red Ash tonight, Dave. Oh, baby. Italian food. What are you supposed to? Are you going or not? The person who made this reservation, and I won't name names

even though I just did, she had a reservation yesterday for Red Ash because she booked out a bunch well ahead of time. Forgot about it. They suspended her OpenT table account as of this morning so because we did not go that's a red flag you know what i mean i'm glad they do that and there's nothing against rachel like i i have violated that before and i've got like a warning

shot like hey let's not do that again which is fair taking up a spot yeah very fair so good um so unclear if the additional reservations that were booked on that account are still up to snuff as of right now so we'll see but that's about it so you may have a red ash i may have a red ash reservation or there may be one open can you give me the time i already tried i already tried that because i had the same idea. I was like, oh, well, I'll just go pick it up. Okay. Unavailable. Very cool. Great weekend, Brett.

Yeah, I can't wait. I give it three and a half out of five Vizzies. That's probably about right, Dylan. Friday is going to be a low-key night in with the kids. Bay has to step out. She has a work, something to do. So I'm going to stay home with the kids. Bae has to step out. She has a work, something to do. So I'm going to stay home with the kids, and we're going to, I don't know, maybe eat pizza, watch some Pixar movies.

I don't really know. Something dope. I'm going to be fun, Dad, Friday night. Saturday's going to be a big day. Of course, we've got soccer to watch. I have a tee time that brett has chosen not to uh respond i told you exactly why i don't care um i got i'm fine people play golf i know you can't dave yeah pretty bummed the one time you get a tea time saturday night and bae is having ladies night at our house having a bunch of just hens over just away oh yeah just talk about guys or who knows so that means i gotta step i have to step out

saturday night i gotta find something to do i'm open to doing something fun i don't know who i'm gonna do it with i gotta i gotta put some i gotta make some plans happen all right my sunday's wide open okay a little bit of a different weekend over here i've got uh i've got family coming into town friday oh because saturday what kind of resi you got lined up saturday is a baptism for the Rhodes Man. Yes. The original dunk. Correct. Yeah. And that is unfortunately timed, I believe 1030.

So don't really know if I'm going to have the phone. Our priest is like very Irish. Like he's actually like from Ireland. Oh, David. So he might be keeping up with the footy is what I'm trying to tell you oh look at little Rosie as you mentioned

that's I mean you're not far off oh yeah also he was one of the investors in Darcy's Donkey Dylan oh

that's not true Darcy's Donkey we miss you Dylan Saturday morning so we got that we'll have some we'll have fun We'll have fun We'll watch the Big 12 Championship

My sister TCU grad Obviously pulling for the Frogs Gonna be fun Got Got Utah USC That I'm looking forward to Keep an eye on that

Running back from Utah But yeah man It's I'm bummed that I can't play golf Duncanville plays in Georgetown Against Spring Westfield Which is a Spring is good it's i'm bummed that i can't play golf duncanville plays in georgetown against spring westfield which is a spring is good spring is very good and uh that's about an hour north 45 minutes north it's at three i don't know if i'm gonna be able to swing it i don't know what time the family's

gonna get out it's gonna be a bad look if i bail on my son's uh baptism party to go to a high school football game so i probably won't do it. But just know I've thought about it. The thought's there. The thought's there. Which is what counts, famously. Yeah. Saturday night, I'm open.

Saturday night, I'm going to be in the mood to step out because I'm going to be having fajitas for lunch. I'm going to be having some drinks. I'm probably going to be feeling pretty good. Wait, which night? Saturday. Your boys are going to step out. Is that the night that Brittany's having the late? Oh. I have to to step out you want to get all fucked up and show up over there and

crash it yes i do is what so there's you're saying because my saturday night is open as well i have to step out you want to you want to step is there like a dirty bills oh fantasy why does it always start there well because dylan hasn't been in how god knows how long david and i went like two weeks david i went like two weeks ago please we went went like two weeks ago. I hate that place. We went at like 8 o'clock, though. It was kind of. Let's go get loose. Y'all want to just come to my house and listen to Stapleton in the garage, drink some beers?

No. No offense. We could, but I'd rather not. I'd rather go to Carve. Ooh. Why is it? And you want to go to the steakhouse. Can't we just go to Buffalo Wild Wings?

Yes. Randy? I would love to go to... Randy's still recovering from Wild Wings, by the way. Does he have a tummy issues? Look, just in general. He's still got a little Wild Wing vibe to him. Like, yes, I want to step out, but also I have to step out.

Then leave. I'm going to step out Saturday. Go. Will you promise me something? Even if you have no one to accompany you, will you just go sit at a steakhouse bar and eat a steak and a wedge salad by yourself? If no one wants to hang out with me, I will be forced to do that. And it'll be a pretty great night.

You're in a good position right now. Oh, I'm in prime position. You're going to be either posted up at the Perry's bar by yourself, which is not a bad place to be, mixing up with the bartender, watching the game. Jake Carver's bar. Jake Carver's bar. Jake Carver's bar. Maybe you never know. It'll sit next to you.

Shout out, Louis Vasquez. You get to choose your steak knife. Choose your steak knife. A little unnecessary. Are you trying to get buckled? I'm not saying I'm trying to. I don't want to get annihilated. Okay.

But I'm going to step out. You're trying to Uber home is what you're saying. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to drive. I'm stepping out, and I'm going to have just just wherever the wind takes me i'm gonna go okay okay getting kicked out of my house man in there brother it's real sad hey good stuff right you want to break some news real quick sure i'll do real quick do you guys

want to go uh real estate men are trash trouble in paradise or rail strike oh don't go ahead men are trash men are trash dylan you're familiar with the uh the y chromosome so it makes men have one males i have one well the y chromosome is about a million years from going extinct really according to a study uh believes that the Y chromosome is degenerating quickly, meaning that in another few million years, it will cease to exist. Makes sense since most guys are degenerates. Something tells me that if humans are even around

in a million years, we will find a way to remedy remedy the situation scientifically life finds a way they said there's two options either one will evolve another way to become males or two it'll go uh females will just be able to reproduce asexually with themselves like a lot of species do that's hot so women either take over the world i don't know if you're thinking this through that's uh i don't know i think it works like you think it does dave you're familiar with uh real estate right yeah i am actually well how about moon real estate lunar real estate an austin 3d printing construction company i heard about this awarded

a 60 million dollar contract from nasa to develop space houses 3d printed space houses using lunar uh lunar materials oh i'd like a nice old like mediterranean style i don't know i don't know if you get a shot there yet wow a nice cozy three two over there by that big old crater i want a log cabin there's no logs on them one log cabin there will be logs on the moon if you ever go there mondo ones be logs on the moon if you ever go there mondo ones you take mondo dumps they uh the goal is to build on the moon in 2026 that's too soon that's incredibly soon if you said 2046 i'd be like oh wow that's pretty soon yeah but no this is this is four years from now 3d printed on the houses on the moon in 2026 okay love it i'll be 32 that year we get it dude catch me on the moon you're young dylan trouble in paradise if you heard about this story

every monk in a thai temple has been defrocked after testing positive for meth uh defrocked of course i know what that means but for those who don't want you go ahead and after testing positive for meth? Defrocked. Of course, I know what that means, but for those who don't, why don't you go ahead and explain it? To be defrocked, I believe, means to be...

You get rid of your holy status or your frock. Of course, yeah. I think. Defrocked. Why are they doing meth, dog? That's a great question. Probably because they're in a temple in in thailand i feel like if i was a monk and i i assume there's a high amount of uh meditation going on yeah i feel like meth isn't going to help me do that i've never done meth

but i have i formerly had a vivance prescription it's not a it's not a meditation i didn't meditate no all i did was uh they don't talk have bad breath and get moody amongst the ones that don't speak don't speak i don't know i i don't know much about thai monks but i know the first guy that did math over there was probably like fuck it you know what i mean sure you think it was that okay i don't know that's a that's a capital of or not maybe not capital you familiar with fuck it yeah yeah is that you say it was good i don't know that's a that's a capital of or not maybe not capital you familiar with fuck it yeah yeah is that you say it was good i don't think it's fuck it i think it's tomato tomato yeah they've all been sent to a health clinic to undergo drug rehab rehabilitation damn were they just like taking apart vacuum cleaners and putting them back

together i don't know what kind of meth they were doing, whether it was Adderall or Vyvanse or MethMeth, but the temple is now empty of monks, and nearby villagers are concerned that they cannot do any merit-making. Oh, damn. Which obviously involves worshippers donating food to monks as a good deed. Well, no good deed goes unpunished. Why don't you round us out here, Brett? You're familiar with the rail strike, Dave.

I am. Well, it you round us out here, Brett? You're familiar with the rail strike, Dave. I am. Well, it appears, according to sources, President Biden has reached out to local podcaster Dylan Chevery to see if he would consider doing any rails again. That's not a thing that's going on. So if you're new here, Dylan... Has never done cocaine. Dylan's got this coke thing.

Don't. I've never even done it What I'm saying is There's a joke that some of the people I do support our railroad It's a hard word for me to say Railroad workers It's not as bad as rural

If I never had to say the word rural again I'd be happy We should change it Let's do a change.org to change the name Hey what are we fighting for here? Let me guess. Sick leave? The railroad workers?

Oh, you want – oh, man. I think they're probably more higher wages and better working environments. I think sick leave is a big part of it. And sick leave. That's probably a great one. Oh, okay. So naturally the Biden administration is supporting them, right? It's the party of the workers.

Dave, I got to be honest. I only put that on there for the one Dylan joke. I haven't read much into it. Okay, I won't get in the weeds. Check out my sub stack from the Lord. They're asking for like seven sick days. The fuck do they think they are? Which is pretty reasonable.

I just don't go to work. What do we give Randy? Like three? He's not allowed to be sick. I don't like it when people come to work sick. Yeah, let him be sick, dog. Will's using one of them today. For good reason.

Tom Tom. Well, you said it, not me. Anything else? That'll do it. Good job. Fun show. Fun episode. Brett, where can we find you?

Find me at ColdStovePod, at ColdStovePod on Twitter and Instagram. Find me on the Mailman Podcast and Mailman Podcast on Twitter twitter and instagram find me on shmierman on both twitter and instagram if you want to just look at my personal life i guess don't yeah well of course we do hey morgan wallen is trending oh no and it's for the exact reason we discussed earlier what did he do again him showing up on spotify wrapped and then those people getting judged for it okay well if kanye's showing, he's got to be judged too. I'm just supporting the news here, my friend.

Okay. At least he wasn't your number one. Yeah, it's bad. Look, follow the Too Much Dip livestream tomorrow, Thursday, 6.30 Central. Who do you got this week? We're working on it. Okay. Working behind the scenes diligently.

We pick games. It's about 30 minutes up until kickoff. It's only on the Too Much Dip YouTube page. You're going to like it. It's fun. Dylan, KJ, and I and a special guest mix it up. Brett's been on there. A lot of people.

Maybe we'll have Randy talk Boilermakers. Oh, no. Okay. Does Randy even work here anymore? What's he doing? I don't know, man. He won't Google something for me. He won't do the stream. He's Boilermakers. Oh, no. Okay. Does Randy even work here anymore? What's he doing? I don't know, man. He won't Google something for me. He won't do the stream.

He's Boilermakers this weekend. He can mail it in for the holidays. I hope Michigan just fucking absolutely takes it to him. BFs him? Yeah. A real BFing. I think if Michigan loses, though, to Purdue, they're still in, right? Yeah.

I think so. All right. Have fun. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. you