Circling Back - Bigfoot And The Liver King Are Back

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Special guest Jake Kemp of the Dumb Zone podcast fills in for Will as the guys discuss the opening for the Liver King's social media position, Olympic flag football, the University of Texas Co-Op prank, a Bigfoot sighting in Colorado, the Golden Bachelor, and This Weekend in Fun.  Support us on Patreon (it's Spooky SZN) and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (16.53) Liver King (28:54) Competitive Flag Football (37:15) Someone Crossed The Line (41:55) Bigfoot Sighting in Colorado (54:01) Golden Bach (59:27) Santos Returns Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •    Alfa Romeo Tonale: Learn More about the Alfa Romeo Tonale at alfaromeousa.com.   •    AG1: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-yearsupply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Go to drinkAG1.com/circling   •    Blueland: Get 15% off your first order by going to blueland.com/steam   •    Point.Me: point.me shows people how to get the best flights using their credit card points or airline miles and breaks down every step of how they can move from one to the other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back it's the circling back podcast my name is david and i'm going to host today joining me in studio rocking his dunkin t finally been begging for you to wear it it's none other than dylan chivari you know i put this thank you for the intro dave i put this thing on the other day for the first time at home it was the same day uh coincidentally i played my za card nice oh what'd you go with? Jets. I can't not do Jets right now. Anyway, you had to all that to say that I dropped a pizza on my shirt and I washed it, but there are some grease stains that I don't think are ever coming out. But as you can see, I'm still going to wear the shirt. Shout out Duncan. It's a cool shirt. Dang. Anyway, did you go, did you run it back with the

little fried chicken poppers on the pizza? I did. They're so good. What? Jake. Have you had Jets before? I have had Jets. I'm not aware of this fried chicken popper situation.

They call it popcorn chicken. It's like a little chicken nugget. On a pizza? Yeah, but it's small. Yeah. It's gas. It's good. When I saw it, when Dylan sent this to the group.

If you've had it. It was group chat worthy. Oh, it was. And I didn't want to be like the noob who was like, what's that? And in my head, I was like, that looks like a little, like a fried popper. Yeah. And it was a fried popper. You're damn right.

He's looking for extra protein, no matter how he does it. That's right. I wanted to maximize the protein to bread ratio. Sure. So I had pepperoni, Italian sausage, chicken. I hit it with a little pepper, too, a little banana pepper. Oh, I like that. It was so good. Do you have a name for it?

The Dylan. Save the order? A classic. Yeah. Hey, that other voice you hear, you may know him from our live stream, our happy hour live streams. He's appeared on the Too Much Dip Thursday night live stream. Maybe he'll be back on this year.

We'll see. But I know him now from the Dumb Zone podcast. That's right. It's our old friend, Jake Kemp. Hey, first time, long time. Hey, man. I'm a huge fan. I've been listening so much lately, too.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah. yeah about that you guys are great man oh seriously thank you i mean you're great i uh i've told dave this before but you guys remind me so much of like of of the station where i used to work which is hard to pull off and i also think uh you know once you guys became circling back and washed i'm probably like a top five street team member. I'm not asking for credit or money, but I do think that early on I was – I put Landry and Tanner and Gark and all those dudes on D.O. and I gave you KJ.

You got those fucks on there? Jake's the reason all those tech guys harass Dylan. Yeah, I appreciate that, man. Hey. Seen enough tech football highlights on the TL for a lifetime. So Jake didn't say it, but the station he's referencing, of course, is InfoWars. Yes. Where he worked for 20 years?

Yeah. Austin-based InfoWars. We ran into a little bit of a legal situation over some information we were putting out there about some school shootings. Right. And that ultimately resulted in my termination. Okay. But it was a good one. Sorry to hear.

Yeah. Hey, Jake, I don't mean a screen look. It's crossing a line. I get it. But he's got the eclipse pulled up. I thought we might be talking eclipse today. The annular solar eclipse. Why didn't you space bar it?

Can we put you on the spot? No, we've already talked about this. We talked about it last week. I did space bar it. put you on the spot we've already talked about this we talked about it last week i did space bar it anyway today it's nice to have someone else in studio who does respect space i don't know if you know much about jake's history oh does it you don't respect space not really no oh man no um but i do love that i'm always alone i'm always alone i know and i love that um i'm actually looking at uh renting out my house uh next i think it's april right

oh for the because y'all are in the we're like the cone right the cone of certain big boy yes the big boy uh like i said i think it's next april and i've been hearing that uh we are in the past for this one too we're on the on the fringe of the past we are so we'll still see it we'll still see it so if you were to do that to rent your house out um i don't know about your regular house out. Just some total space nerd shit. Yeah. Rent that fucker out.

That's the thing. The kind of person that is going to do that, travel, can go a couple ways. This is a nerd who's definitely not fucking, or this is a nerd who's into some weird shit. But they could rent your house out and pay pay a ridiculous amount of money for it. Or they could just drive to the zone and just look up, too. Yeah, that's also true. I don't know how many people are making a week out of it. Bypass the Airbnb surge pricing on that.

Yeah. No, I'm an Airbnb owner. So I can tell you that some weird stuff will definitely happen when you rent your house out. I don't know if I've ever told Dave that story. No, definitely happen when you rent your house out i don't know if i've ever told you that story no i've heard you tell that story we have a platform here if you want yeah so can i clarify that jake didn't really work for info wars hopefully people realize that no i don't think there's a segment of our audience who are like oh yeah he did not yeah i did not i worked for uh sports radio 1310 the The Ticket. Yeah. In Dallas. Big fan. Legacy radio station.

Big fan. Fun fact, I didn't care for Jake early on in his career. Have I told you that? You know what? That is common. I was like, who's this guy that's my age trying to mix it up with my faves? Yeah. No.

I got a lot of that. And then I was like, fuck, he's good. I got a lot of that. I think that actually is like a better compliment, right? You won me over and I'm a tough cookie. Tough nut to crack. I think we used to like talk shit to each other too. We did.

How many times have you been told that you have a good radio voice? You know, it comes up. Yours is pretty solid too though, bro. I get that. This is fake. I do get that. Yeah. Yours is pretty solid.

You know, Randy deepens his voice in post. Yeah. This is not my real voice. Whatever it takes. Yeah. No, I had a situation where my wife and i have a house out in lake granbury which dylan i know you're not like i've been to lake granbury okay yeah it's not you know it's a fun little town top notch it's i like it it's kind of country there's a babe's chicken

there's a there's a lake there yeah a lot of confederate flags ah darn yeah for sale as well a lot of don't you don't want to tread okay oh well yeah oh hey don't tread i won't try anything in that small town. No, but we had a house on a canal. We bought it for super cheap. My wife remodeled it. Kind of like a passion project. And I got a call one Sunday

and the people who live across the canal were like, hey, we need to talk to you about something we saw last night. And it was like a 75-year-old woman. And she was kind of being like, I don't really want to say it. But, you know, I saw a woman performing oral sex on another woman while a man masturbated next to them on your back patio. That's sick. That's pretty dope.

I was like, no way. Because the people who rented this house, it was like a 25-year-old girl or woman. And she didn't say that there was anybody else staying there with her. So we called her. And she was like, that definitely didn't happen. I went to bed at 9 o'clock. I have a one-year-old. She's like, the only other people here were my mom and her friends.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah. Did you get an age profile from the uh from the neighbor like how like these were older people or i called them back and i was like hey this is a younger woman staying there she said you know that this was definitely not her she was like well this wasn't a younger woman oh darn it yeah did you keep it to yourself or did you well i had to call her back because they were still staying there and uh the people who had observed this across the canal were like we're gonna call you know the hoa and this is a

problem uh and i'm like you know she said it didn't happen she's like all right why don't you look at your phone real quick and it was just pictures uh so you you got confirmation yeah and i called her back and i'm like, this is a very uncomfortable conversation, but I think your mom was possibly involved in a sex act. You were the original host of Uncomfortable Conversations. With the daughter and the one-year-old in the house? Yeah, she was asleep. She had no idea.

Oh, no. Yeah. She just had her mom, her stepdad, maybe it was a boyfriend, and two of their friends there with them. And the guy's just barely out of frame, just cranking. Yeah. Oh, man. Man, that's terrible.

It was terrible. You didn't happen to land those Instagram handles, did you? No, I did not. You were there when I got in trouble for nudity at an Airbnb, remember? It was fake nudity. Yeah. It was really well done fake nudity. Yeah.

Are you familiar with the app Nudifier? I i'm not i didn't realize that was an app yeah you take a picture and then you can you can do like the uh the blur or what do you call it uh the pixelation yeah yeah yeah um but you can make it like flesh tone okay and so you make anyone look naked really if you want to and i did we were at um in panavija beach for the pga uh a player championship yeah you know jake yeah big golf guy and uh yeah we're on the patio and i i did a fake like here i am in front of the beach like nude and the the owners saw it no because bought it like yeah they were like oh my gosh i can't believe like people staying there. The tour reached out to us, our handlers.

So I had to send them the original that showed that I wasn't actually naked, and we smoothed it over a bit. Also, weirder than that, the son. Son of the owners were a listener. He was a listener just coincidentally. He's like, hey, you're staying at my parents' place. That's how they saw it. We didn't pick this place.

The PGA Tourers put us up. That was actually a really fun trip. That was the trip we met Bortles. It was a sick trip. Bortles is exactly who you think he is. Bortles is the guy. Yeah. What's he doing?

He's a guy's guy. He is a guy's guy. He's got to be hanging out somewhere right now, right? Staying in shape, waiting for that phone call probably. I bet he's hanging out somewhere right now, no? I don't know. Our friend Dan, who was on that trip with us went to ucf and this is like ucf when they were on the rise right and dan was wearing a ucf shirt and like it was like a big deal they got to meet

portals and when portals walked in they immediately walked up like they'd never met and dan like dan and portals just like immediately connected and like dapped up hugged it out and everything and i was like that's the happiest dance ever gonna be dan was floating the rest of that trope yeah i'm a fan of his this is uh dan regis yeah danny regs yeah yeah good dude or jackhammer jackhammer um so anyway that was the guy that uh you guys had him on the show and he like had an earring in his throat or something? Yeah. That was an old time story. Oh, I forgot about that.

You got it out, I believe. I'm a listener. You are, man. Dang. Randy nodded. That's a deep cut. That is a deep cut. So we saw Will today.

We did. Will came by the office just for a few. That was fun to see. Everything's going well. Shout out to the DeFreeze family again. If you want a Will Mons polo, you can get one at rowback.com. So check that out. few that was fun to see everything's going well shout out to the defreeze family again um if you want a will mons polo you can get one at rowback.com so check that out uh patreon schedule we're going to drop so yesterday was spooky season episode two dylan i'm sorry i'm out of pocket saying that

that was the spookiest episode we've ever had in spooky season you know that's just facts can i let me pull back the curve i was like legit scared when i'm reading a story and especially one that's somewhat lengthy i can't i don't get to watch you and brett because i'm like trying to not screw up the story so i can't tell if y'all are like paying attention i know you wouldn't be on your phone no one would do that to me but i was very happy to hear afterward that y'all enjoyed that just straight up spooked one of them was ghost related not not not spoiling anything here. You can tell us. One of them was just real world

like some scary shit that happened. Knox Henderson creeper. Yeah. On real stuff. Did you listen to that one? I've not, no. Well, buckle up.

I'm a Patreon subscriber. Buckle up, buddy. It's a ride. Yeah. I got to drive back today. Next week. Oh, yeah. Spooky season rolls on.

Next week. If you're thinking about doing the spooky season thing or just want to become a a patron it's a great month to do it because there's five tuesdays and octobers that means five spooky seasons holy including one that ends on halloween the final spooky season will be on halloween i've heard skelly will be making an appearance really on halloween very cool yeah skelly did you clean up skelly did you move skelly thank you for doing you did You did not. Very creepy. Skelly got up and walked out of here.

We also do a newsletter. You can get that. Go to wash.substack.com. I kind of forgot. I don't really have anything planned yet, but we will have some heat. Yeah, it's Wednesday. Yeah, it's Wednesday. You guys have to cook.

I've got this every Friday morning. Are you guys still in like a Halloween party era of your life? That guy out there, Brett? Yeah. No, I've heard about. The spooky man in Monster Bash. Jay got to the Monster Bash. Yeah, I know.

I don't seek them out, but sometimes they do find me. Man, I was thinking about this the other day because I had like a probably a solid 10 to 12 year run where by like July I had my costume planned. Oh, you did Baby Billy. Oh, I killed that. And it's the best Baby Billy I've ever seen. That was good. That was really good. I was showing that around the office. I was like, dude had my costume planned. Oh, you did Baby Billy. Oh, I killed that. It's the best Baby Billy I've ever seen. That was good. That was really good. I was showing that around the office. I was like, dude, he did it.

That was awesome. That was a tough one because there was going to have to be some change to my skin tone. And it was a hot time. I believe the governor of Virginia was risky. Yeah, you got to be careful. You got to be careful. He was in some hot water. You want to Trudeau it.

For some Michael Jackson. Sure. He tried to moonwalk at the press conference. He did try to hit the moonwalk at the press conference, but his wife, fortunately. But it was a fellow Caucasian that you were trying to emulate. I know, but it's just. You still feel weird about it. You do feel weird about it.

Yeah. But then I just realized the other, like a couple weeks ago, I'm like, man, once it stops, I think it stops. Like, I don't know if I'm ever going back. Yeah. I bet you will. It was just don't know if I'm ever going back. Yeah. I bet you will. It was just such a big part of my year for so long. Yeah, me too. Now it's, I guess like Christmas, it's about the kid.

Yeah, yeah. Which it's like, you know, whatever, dude. You want to wear your pumpkin again? He's been wearing it around. That's sick. Yeah, it's a tough scene to break it out like in September. Like we got the Tinkerbell costume in the mail and it's like, there's a tough scene to break it out like in september like we we got the tinkerbell costume in the mail and it's like there's nothing special about halloween anymore

um you've had it for a month he got his bluey costume yesterday yeah pretty excited about it yeah yeah um no uh fun fact i was watching the ranger game last night talking sports jake loves sports yeah um and i was roads had my son had his pumpkin costume there's a little fun pumpkin cap and he wanted me to put it on so i put it on and while i had it on the rangers just like barreling up on everything and now you just have so you have to wear that the rest so alissa's like i like he goes to bed i go in there say good night and i still have it on. She's like, you don't have to wear that. I'm like, actually?

It's baseball. You need to learn a little something about me. Welcome to October. Yeah. It just means more. It really does. Can we give a shout out to our good friends, specifically the Alfa Romeo Tonale?

Waiting for you to bring this up, Dave. It's all new. We got to drive it. We had a video go up today of us parking that thing in a parking spot and pulling out looking cool. Did you see that? The tech in this thing, short for technology, Dave? Right. Unbelievable.

It's loaded with tech. I need to get the manual out, I think, because there's a lot that I haven't even figured out yet. Yeah, we were struggling. It's really impressive, though. The large touchscreen does it for me. The safety tech, the automatic emergency braking, and it's fun to drive. That alpha performance, oof.

The vented cooling seats. The cooling seats. It's a plug-in hybrid, as you said. Imagine driving that through the countryside in Tuscany on a warm summer day and just hitting that vented seat button. You pull off for maybe a tall glass of Chianti or something like that and you get back in. It's the Italian craftsmanship.

I keep saying that, but it's just really impressive. Oh, va bene. The Italian exterior, the interior design, it just stands out. Plug-in hybrid technology, freedom to choose between gas or electric, 32 miles all electric, 360 miles total range. We just loved having it. I'm sad that it's no longer sitting outside our office. I know. Maybe we'll have to run it back.

I'm in the market. Alfa Romeo Tonale. If you want to learn more about it, go to alfaromeousa.com. Check it out, the Alfa Romeo Tonale. You might even see us at the F1 race here in a couple weeks. Oh. How about that, Dave? I hope so.

I've acquired childcare for that weekend. I'm excited. Acquired? They're bringing us out there. It's tough when the parents, both of them. Something about a hot lap? That is tough. Are we doing a hot lap?

Something about a hot lap that we get to experience, which sounds terrifying and exciting at the same time. Sounds like something me in eighth grade would be really into. You guys seen this job description? Which one, Dave? I'm not going to say who it is. I want the folks at home to guess. A friend of mine sent me this. He is looking for opportunities opportunities and he found this.

It says, apply to this social media manager job. This is on staffmeup.com. Which is Texas. An absolutely hilarious URL. You have to- Staff me up. You have to make Jagger in your head. You do, yes. Go ahead, Dylan. Staff me up. That was not so Jagger in your head. You do, yes. Go ahead, Dylan.

Staff me up. That was not so good. You could have done better. Staff me up. Okay. You need a little bit more sass. You got to get flirty. Staff me up.

Look at that. How about you try, bitch? I love coming to Austin, Texas and trying Terry Black's barbecue. That's good. That's his best bit. Every town he goes to, he just has to name drop a... But in his defense, he didn't make the rounds in Austin. He went to some places.

Was he just at a bar? He took a photo outside of the dance hall. Yeah, yeah. Broken Spoke, down the street. I love two-stepping at the Broken Spoke. Everybody goes nuts. That place is such... You're 88, dude. That place is you're 88 dude the place is

such a uh touristy place now like i don't know anyone who goes there you know what if i had just secretly been going there by myself and two-stepping yeah with some old birds yeah just me and some old birds bring back birds spinning them around yeah all right um anyway this this social media manager job pays well, $95,000 to $125,000 annually. I assume that's based on experience. Corporate benefits to be included in the yearly salary. Job requirements must be local, local being Houston in this. And it's for a brand. This brand stands as a beacon of ancestral living, embracing the wisdom of our ancestors to lead a holistic and optimal lifestyle.

Sounds familiar. They recognize the multifaceted role of a world-class performer as a man, husband, father, and a CEO. Wow. Any guesses? That's quite the ombre. Ooh, sounds like someone who might eat raw liver. Someone who might make the family eat bull testicles on a Tuesday. And also pump himself full of uh vitamin s twelve thousand dollars worth of uh steroids a month actually

yeah which is an insane amount of money to spend on yeah you could be the social media manager for the liver king that's what we're saying yeah i mean he's he's actually paying you the same that he pays for d-ball or whatever it's kind of, like, he didn't take a hit from that at all. Right? Like, wasn't it just like everyone's like, oh, okay. He didn't. Full stack. YouTube workout community, like, you know, they roast him.

Like, we knew this guy was a fraud. And like, yeah, so did most people. But he just kept moving. I have to respect the fact that he powered through it. I don't know this for sure but i think he's kind of acknowledged like yeah i'm getting back on it uh turns out feeling really really cool and getting uh jacked when you're probably 55 years old is is is optimal is brett is brett rearranging furniture out there what's going on is everything okay is he fighting

like three people at once looks as though as we got a package and he's opening it up oh okay cool what is he my son hey am i crazy or i didn't know liver king was a houston-based yeah i was gonna like guess like uh greenland no i knew he was a mountainous region yeah i think he's houston burbs i think he's like spring spring or something such a fraud why don't you not that being from houston makes you a fraud but like he's that's not what he portrays himself to be he's got full viking vibes yeah i mean no there's been video there's video of him going into town and uh carrying out like 40 shopping bags from heb getting his ancestral gear what do we got that's a nice package just say it's a schedule

oh okay okay can i vape in here yeah okay oh shit you have a vape yeah fucking bet you won't you'll be the first person to hit a vape in here is that a jewel yeah dude i didn't know those were still around i know they're really i'm kind of keeping them what's the new one business. What's the new one? Dylan, what's the new one that you talked about? Elf Bar? Well, there's the Escobar, which is what some of my friends do. There's a Netflix documentary coming out about the rise and fall of Juul. It's called Big Vape on Netflix. Hey, we don't want you to get popcorn long.

Too late. Okay. Too late. Hey, by the way, on this post here, what is what is hoot suite oh you don't know who's sweet no dude you educate me you're trying to pod get in the game hoot suite is similar to tweet deck i believe but it allows you to schedule posts okay like you can have like multiple uh and it's not just twitter you multiple social media platforms open at once and you can post from one platform

and you can schedule them. We use it all the time at Grand X. I have so much to learn from you guys. Yeah. HootSuite. You guys are real

digital pioneers, you know? You know, we try. I'm just a guy. Dylan was original internet. Almost. You were one of the first big internet personalities. That is also

completely fabricated. From and Adam Carolla. From the man show? Conan O'Brien. Yeah, Conan too. Don't say from the man show. He's got a pod, success from Carolla. What do you think of when you hear Adam Carolla, career-wise? How did he get his start?

It's man show for me. It's man show. Well, that's where I assume he started. I know he's done other shit. Did he do stuff before that k-rock oh he was k-rock yeah i don't know what that is he taught uh big station yeah so this is nobody cares about this but jimmy kimmel was like the bit guy on k-rock which is a rock station in la adam carolla was a handyman and he uh jimmy kimmel was, he did boxing lessons for like a station bit.

I'm 1-0, by the way. I have an official U.S. boxing card. Wow. That's true. And Corolla taught him how to box and parlayed that into Fox News. Oh, yeah. Which is apparently kind of where everyone's career ends up at some point. We'll all be there soon, I guess.

Yeah. Okay okay i didn't know that damn radio guy yeah um are you willing to create and record 15 to 45 second stories with liver king shot on an iphone that represent the brand and the message why did he have to put shot on an iphone in parentheses like that like like kind of just figure it out you'll be okay yeah i don't know um are you guys cool with create uh creating uh reaction and response videos as well as liver king style remakes of trending content to maintain relevance and engagement that's something you might be interested in so does he fuck uh he is married there's a liver queen that he's dragged his entire family into this deal i don't know if you've closely followed.

The kids are – I don't know how much they're involved now. No, they're not. They're too young. They don't have testosterone. They're tired of eating raw testicles. But, yeah, I mean, they went to – they went and stayed with like a tribe and drank goat blood, like his whole family a while back it's a whole thing liver family i i wonder like what his actual um twelve thousand dollars a month has to get you rocked up

right i mean you've seen the fucking guy doesn't it kind of make it not work boner wise bricked up we're talking bones doesn't it doesn't don't steroids affect your i I think if you get off of them, then you stop producing. Okay. But I mean, your T is humming, right? So is T different than libido? It is, but how? She's a nice looking woman. She's a normal looking person.

Yeah, the two go hand in hand, do they not? Testosterone and libido. I would have thought. You can't have one without the other. Unfortunately, there's no way to know. It's very true she's like a normal looking woman like i mean she's fit but she doesn't look ridiculously like cartoonish well she's got so tired of his bullshit she only accepts a few of the ancestral tenets she hasn't she hasn't embraced the entire lifestyle it's all it's it the only shirt we ever put a shirt on. Bull testicle every other day.

Are you guys willing to seamlessly integrate Liver King's brand values, vision, and mission into every piece of content? I suppose. Okay. And even collaborate with the content team to infuse deeper themes and not only go viral, but also foster deeper connections with the community.

Deeper themes. Not only go viral. You're expected to go viral. Viral. I mean, that's like in the door shit. Like, have you gone viral? You could go in there. There's no rhyme or reason to go in viral.

It's just some things pop off, but most don't. Your son, seven. What deeper themes are implied by the liver king's existence? That's a great question. What are we talking about here? Speaking of, my tweet is getting more play right now it's popping off again did you see dylan's viral tweet from a while ago i mean i know he's had several the d's nuts one have you seen that one i i you know what i don't think i have the only one who

hadn't why don't you why don't you read it and we'll get jake's live reaction the instagram account at nugget recently posted it and they have like 10 million followers or some shit. Did they tag you at least? They did. That's cool. Yeah, I got like three followers from it, which is real cool. I want to read it. Yeah, read the tweet.

All right. Read the tweet. Here it is. My son, seven, this is age, not his name, by the way. Yeah. Has discovered Deez Nuts jokes, and it's all he says now. Everything is Deez Nuts. He simply can't stop

i asked him where he heard that joke he made me promise it if he told me he wouldn't get in trouble i agreed so he leans in and whispers these nuts yeah that's good it went it went crazy on twitter and that's good and it absolutely is a real i mean that happened yeah yeah that's what people can feel that i eclipsed the 50 000 retweet mark which wow big boy numbers dave that's huge that's pretty good man it sounds like you might be uh ready to build and nurture relationships with the community by actively engaging in comments dm story creation and crafting authentic captions yeah my tweet's going on in my resume i'm sending it to him it should it should be the centerpiece of your resume. You guys should have whoever gets this job on. I know at least one person who's applied.

Someone at this company needs to apply. Randy is probably like, it's not that far. You don't have Hootsuite in your resume, do you? No. You can't navigate Hootsuite, huh? I'm sure I can figure it out. No, I don't know, man.

This is honestly a good job. If you can deal with the ridiculousness of the liver king. That's a pretty big if. You probably have to sign some NDAs. This doesn't feel like a long-term play, though. No. You're not building a career. Do you think it's a friendly work environment,

or do you think it's a little toxic at times? Probably a little toxic at times. To that like you had to eat like a goat penis and it poisoned you hanging out with that dude every day it's got to be as a total grind it would be kind of cool to see like what he's like when the camera's off to be like all right does he just like go in and like yell at his kids and shit what if he's just super chill he might be you know he's just a nice guy that you know watches like uh you know lone star what if he's just super chill? He might be. He's just a nice guy that watches Lone Star. What if he puts a shirt on? Just like, watch his network.

That show stinks. Lone Star 911. He's just bummed about the Strohs. He's like, oh, God, gave one away there. Maybe. You know his name. I don't know what this has to do with anything, but his name is Brian Johnson. That's very underwhelming. Pretty generic. It's potentially the most generic name. 600,000 Brian Johnsons in the Houston area. He's the king of liver.

Right. Yeah. It's in the name. Okay. I'm just saying, I'm putting that out there. There's people listening to this show that do social media. We do social media. We're social media managers. We are a digital media company. StaffMeUp.com. This is not an ad read, but we just gave them a pub. I'd never heard of that. We talked on Monday briefly about the new Olympic sports, and one of the ones that came up was flag football.

There was some question as to how popular how competitive flag football might be and i'd like to introduce jake because jake called me last night and we were getting the logistics for today set up and he's like hey i need a large band-aid jake why don't you take it from there yeah i didn't want to just uh since you guys do video i didn't want to just, since you guys do video, I didn't want to just have like this turf burn leaking on your video. It's disgusting. You are a very good flag football. Yeah, I'm way too old. I kind of just never stopped.

Like I just started playing in college and then just after high school and just never quit. It's a smooth, easy way to burn a thousand calories on a sunday and it's a very competitive league correct um it's some i would say medium i've definitely played in more competitive leagues um since joining this team we are 51-0-1 so i'm sorry say it again yeah 51-0-1 okay so the league is not that competitive. I would say, again, it's like a medium competition, but the team that I somehow am on a make-a-wish type situation with is absolutely dominant.

Just an absolute juggernaut. Yeah, they're all kids who played at – I say kids because they're 25, 26, 27. They all played at South Lake. And they're robots. Are you running the South Lake system? Do you get the rock? No, no. I block and I cover. If you're like in decent shape and you like understand basic coverage schemes, like you can stay on the field, but you're not going to make a play with these dudes out there. We added a dude who uh did not play

at south lake he played i think at coppel who was notre dame's running back so he just jesus destroys people all right and and there's also like frankly like kj seen this before because i used to play flag football with kj for a long time that's how you made the connection with kj right uh yeah because he played in college with a guy that i went to high school with and played with way too much information um there is a racial component to this frankly okay where teams will get out there and see what we look like and they're like no chance and it takes about five minutes that's the south lake thing yeah yeah it takes about five minutes you guys bleach your hair before the play no but they all definitely did that. They all definitely did that.

Was Southlake not the originator of hair bleaching before, like, playoff runs? Because I feel like they started it. That's where I first heard of it. Which I hate to give them credit. This is 20 years ago now. Shout out to Southlake. Yeah.

They have, like, six plays. I love that. And they all just know exactly where to be at all times. They had a simple high for their quarterback the quarterback played at san diego state um he's a freak show of an athlete and we just destroy people and they get very upset and the other weird thing too is every like junior high now has turf which is annoying to me yeah like there's no grass left anywhere which is yeah nasty burns on your elbow is that the worst injury you've had like ever no no in uh flight football era i broke my wrist once

oh probably 10 years ago that sucked did you play with the cast no actually it was more than 10 years ago because when i met my wife i had a cast on okay and that was probably 10 years ago because when I met my wife, I had a cast on. Okay. And that was probably 13 years ago. That's a great move too because if you have one hand when you first meet a woman, a few months later, they're like, oh, shit. Yeah. Two hands. Now he's fully able-bodied. Jake 2.0.

Yeah, exactly. I think that might be a good icebreaker. Like, hey, you want to sign my cast? If you're at the bar. It did help. Yeah.breaker like hey you want to sign my cast uh if you're one if you're at the bar help yeah it did help you ever sign a cast uh i believe i've signed a cast before yeah did you do something funny yeah i drew a dick no you drew a big old wiener um i believe i saw back to the olympic thing flag football sure for a second here i think i saw tyree kill uh saying something about this on a

podcast or maybe on twitter or something saying like all right let's get a squad together like i'm in so it's a good team if yeah if the u.s were to get a squad together like that you got to think we would just wipe the floor with everybody right right i want lamar jackson at quarterback you gotta you gotta have mobility at fun flag. It's true. I want Lamar at QB. Of course, Tyreek. This is 2028, though, so this is going to be a little bit older by then. I feel like it would actually be easier for other countries to compete in flag football than regular football. Well, yeah, for sure.

Just like you get the soccer kids out there. They start running their little karaoke hip moves. But you still have to think the flag football would be a new sport completely to foreign countries yeah probably they don't play that shit over there they're not a thulipic skin they can't spin it like uh yeah they can't spin it like we we can't over here did you guys ever play like in college or anything like did you play in san marcos yeah i played it i played a little bit of flag i was qb but we weren't very good by that we weren't very good frat team yeah we got destroyed by frat teams because they would

make them practice oh yeah well you were there the era of like when like a lot of the fraternity guys were like super juiced up like steroids were a big problem they were a big problem like late 90s through like the mid 2000s like that was like the prototypical for the most part. Yeah. Like frat dude. But yeah, we – there was a lot of good teams. We were not one of them. We actually did better in basketball.

Yeah. 3 and D guys all around. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if they would feel – like the NFL won't let their guys do this, right? No, but I mean what if you're like chad johnson or something right i mean maybe five years from now not so much but if you're like a 34 year twilight of your career and it's like all right a little five on five let's go get them let's go metal yeah jake how do you fix the rider cup the team usa rider cup go I mean, I think it comes down to, you know, the Europeans are just a team. Okay.

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You don't touch my co-op. The university co-op posted this someone looks like a real humorous college prank was pulled uh yeah somebody put the spirit halloween sign over the regular sign of the uh co-op is that real yes which of course is the universal sign sign for this place has gone out of business. Yeah. Which it hasn't. UT's actually, their enrollment's thriving. I think that, yeah, I think the merch arm of the university does quite well as well. Very well.

That was like the biggest just appointment for the year for me, like getting to go to the co-op every year when I was a kid. Yeah. It is very cool and it's like they have everything they have everything um i don't know how serious they are but they they did post this the the co-op social media accounts if you have any information regarding who hung this banner on our store please dm us how do you even pull that off you got to keep this off social media yeah don't make a bigger deal of it if you have yeah if you have

information like what are you going to do like this is slap bigger deal of it if you have yeah if you have information like what are you gonna do like this is slap on the wrist even if you do find someone but this is a good prank it's a great prank spirit halloween's hilarious huh do you hang it from the top like how did you this took some doing like this you can't just throw this thing up we we talked about you need ladders and you need ladders or carabiners and shit. You need the guy who, yeah, like rappelling off the- I mean, really. Yeah, I don't know. It's like the guys who spray paint the highway exit signs,

like the ones that go over. I don't know how they get up there. Fucking impressive. It's very impressive. But no, they- First, you have to steal this from somewhere else. You can't just go to Walmart and buy one of these. I mean, you have to steal a sign and then bring it somewhere else. You can't just go to Walmart and buy one of these. You have to steal a sign and then bring it somewhere else.

And it's perfectly situated too. They did a great job. They did a great job. This was someone's pledges, right? This is a humorous fraternity prank, no? Yeah. You think it was OU related? I want to say that, but I feel like if you're going to do that,

if you're OU, you do that before the game. It's kind of like the buildup. In high school, when there was back and forth with rival schools, it was all in the buildup. Once the game happened, that's where it stopped. I could be wrong. Yeah, I'm just impressed. I'm impressed, too.

Look, it's a good prank. And a well-done prank. Like, really, what's the minor vandalism charge? Maybe, come on. Defacing property. But it's like, it's fine. It's just a banner. It's just fun.

Get over it, people. It's just a little fun. Take it down. How many times have you been to Spirit Halloween this year? I haven't been yet. I've been four times. Why? It's spooky season.

Spooky season. And also, we did some, uh, tonale content. Okay. It's alpha or male. Yeah. I recommend going there. We have two within like a one mile radius. I feel like four is probably the most anyone's been in America.

Yeah. It just seems like once you get to two, you usually. The best part is the, um, it's the same young lady who rings me up every time. And like, um,

she thinks you're just obsessed with halloween well in the the stuff that i'm buying she got to see me buy a pike pipe laying expert cap yeah a lubrication expert cap yesterday and a what was it more hose plumbing more hose oh here we go more hose plumbing services we're trying because that More hoes. Plumbing services. Because that joke can go a couple ways. Yeah, so she thinks I'm a real stand-up guy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Here comes Halloween guy again.

Oh, here's this guy. Loves Halloween. What will be day of the usual? Yeah, next time I'm going to walk out with like the, there's a weed, like a cannabis leaf jacket, like a nice suit jacket. Yeah. It's green. I don't think it's, probably not nice.

Yeah, I mean, I've seen better. Why don't you just get the giant dick? Have you seen that one? The fuck? Of course you would go that way, Randy. There's a giant penis. There's a giant penis. And hey, way to spoil next spooky season for me.

Oh. No, I'm kidding. It doesn't look, there's a lot of stuff that I would like to buy, but sitting down and doing a show, like the most important thing is me communicating through the audio medium not that many people watch the show i might be wrong about that all i'm saying is i'm limited i can't do a mask you could do a mask i can know my house maybe we'll do a mask we'll see about it Maybe we'll do a mask.

We'll see about it. Did you guys see this Bigfoot thing? Yeah. Colorado. I did, yeah. This hit the TL. This is exciting. Breaking news, Brett out there pulled this up right before we recorded,

so I don't have a ton of info on it. All I know is there has been squash sighted from a train in Colorado. There's video, by the way or any hit play yeah so this is uh taken from a train just a wide open field shout out to people riding trains mountainside and there's a clearly a squatch who's walking and he takes a little squat i don't know what he's doing uh it looks you know it looks like it looks like bigfoot yeah you just gotta it's similar to the spirit halloween thing where you're just like what motivates someone to just dress up like this and walk around in the wilderness whoa you think this is a person in oh skeptic eh interesting

i'm gonna register a little bit of skepticism i I don't know, man. No, we kind of take it at face value and go all in. All the evidence to support Bigfoot in here over here. Yeah, this is like, okay. Why did it hit that squat like that? Someone knows a train's there. It's like, I'm just going to walk, and hopefully someone catches me on video. And maybe they won't. Yeah.

This is probably like the 30th time they've tried this, you know? And finally, someone catches it on camera, and here we are talking about it. You know, Brett out there, he has a real-life encounter with a Bigfoot. Is that so? A Squatch, yeah. I mean, look. We're pretty sure it was a bear. It was clearly a bear.

Where was this? In New York, like upstate New York. Was it? I think so. Doesn't he like wear like a rest stop uh like shirts from montana but he's never been to montana he's a total poser is what you're trying to say he's embraced the uh he's the great west yeah the mountain life which he's never visited are people just taking trains and like in the west that seems awesome yeah they would be this i thought it might be like a von lane or something

i always thought bigfoot hung out in the more wooded northwest wooded area yeah that's a little barren open uh plains of well you know climate change yeah it's very serious well trees are still around there's there are trees but for how long i don't know, David. Anyway, it's crazy that there's a Sasquatch up there. I do like that it just dropped it low one time for him. Like, hey, I'm on camera. Let's show him. Yeah, this person got so tired of just playing this prank, and finally it paid off.

He's like, fuck, you're having a big day. Did you just walk into your house and your wife is there like all right you're back i had to go this time did you time it better i don't know i don't know i mean the same train was there but like who knows right um i do i do believe there is squash in this country i. I do believe that. No, you don't. I'm more of a Pacific Northwest believer. No, you don't. It's very wooded up there. They got the trees.

There are no animals left that have not been discovered. Oh, really? Can I introduce you to the ocean? Jake, I keep going back to the bones. Show me one skeleton. Show me one bone from a Squatch. Oh, but you believe dinosaur bones are real? I do, yeah. We found plenty of them. Oh, yeah. I'm sure they weren't buried. I mean, they were. They were buried. one skeleton show me one bone from a squat you believe dinosaur bones are real yeah i do yeah

we found plenty of them oh yeah i'm sure they weren't buried when they were they were buried like millions of years ago yeah there's no bones um i might grant you the ocean but as far as like land traversing species we've that's it there's no more we got them all you think we got them all yeah i do and i don't think that's that crazy of an idea you know we found all the all the land dwelling yeah i do okay we just didn't account for a guy who's there's clearly a video he's putting on a costume in fort collins god you know it's warm too in that thing oh my god you know it smell crazy in there it's fall time out colorado way too though still i don't know man i do believe that there is there is a undiscovered species and the bones are their money what the bones

that's their currency bones are their money they take. They take the bones. Uh-huh. And that's what they barter with. Yeah. Does that make sense to you? Are you sure you listen to this podcast, Jake? I guess I missed that part. Okay. Wow.

I'm sorry. It's all right, man. This guy is not a hundo peer. I give you $10 a month. We appreciate that. We appreciate your patronage. Okay. Sorry.

Be like Jake. I had a busy summer. Yeah. What have you been up to? I got sued. sued what the last three months for your of your life look like let's get into that it was tough it was very tough court you know like i was telling dave this um you know like uh people will say like ah it's not like it is on tv i don't know to me it felt exactly like it is on tv really yeah yeah it's uh it's it's pretty wild yeah rainy y'all's situation was

it kind of lent itself to that yeah like it was very dramatic yeah yeah i was telling dave this but uh so one of the days we were there and you can cut me off whenever you need to. Zoom in doesn't really matter. Show us your face. Dylan, one of the days we were there, the judge let us out for lunch. And she was like, hey, while you guys are on lunch break, I have to do a criminal sentencing. We were just like, oh, you're just going to work that in? Just like on the fly. Did you get to sit in for it?

She was like, I would suggest that you come back in here and kind of see how this all works you know because you're not going to get that many opportunities to actually see like oh wheels of justice exactly go back in there after i have my little jason's deli oh and it's a trafficking charge oh and i had human or drugs uh drugs okay and i had no idea what we were walking into i was thinking like traffic like a vehicle oh no no no um meth moving weight dylan big weight i'm familiar with moving weight big weight you should be careful buddy and uh yeah like what kind of weight like how like how much uh a lot fuck yeah a lot we're talking serious keys time oh well that's tough yeah that's gonna be a long one it was a long one i've always said you get popped three times you gotta you gotta hang it up yeah you're a big three strikes you're out

yeah yeah and it was dude it was jarring though because we're sitting here like talking about like contracts and podcasts and stuff that really doesn't matter and then the federal government is like yeah we're gonna recommend the full sentence of X amount of months. And the guy's just like, head and hands. How many years? It was a lot. A lot. North of 20?

Around that, yeah. For a time. I mean, you got to learn. It was a lot. Stop moving weight. That stuff's bad, dude. But yeah. Meth is bad. Getting sued sucks. You guys didn't get-huh. That stuff's bad, dude. But yeah. Meth is bad.

Getting sued sucks. You guys didn't get sued when you left, did you? No. No. You just had a clean break? Clean-ish? For the most part. You know what?

We came out okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty clean. Yeah. No, I was following your stuff from afar. Yeah.

Very like, wow, what's going on? Because it interests me because I've weirdly been on, from a lawyer perspective, been like on both sides of that. Like defended people getting sued for non-competes, enforcement and stuff. And then I've been on the side of enforcing. So I'm like, oh, I've got a unique perspective. Maybe I'll just put on my lawyer hat. But no, it was, I'm happy it worked out for you. Thank you. It was a long summer, but it's over now. Patreon.com slash the dumb zone.

When I tried to get you to do the show when Will was in Michigan a couple months ago, which when things were still going on, you were like, dude, fuck. That was not the time. Cause yeah, it's, it yeah, it takes its toll. Litigation of any kind is very stressful. It's insane, dude. And it's not – There's people that just deal with that every day.

Yeah. I don't get it. No. And like lawyers who – that's what they do. Like the best lawyers are the ones who can just compartmentalize it and not take their client's stuff home with them. Yeah, just maybe head out on the weekend dressed up as Sasquatch. That's probably,

that was probably a fellow litigator out there just like trying to blow off some steam. Right. The publicity that this has all gotten has been wild too. It was a lot more public than I was expecting. But that's also just probably ignorance on my part. I just didn't expect it to be like that.

It was very public. You made the Washington Post or the Washington Compost. That's right. The Washington Compost. I don't read it to be like that it was it was it was very you made the washington post or the washington compost that's right yeah i don't read it of course not no it's not where i get my news but you did make it and that is cool for you yeah that was weird it was it yeah yeah it's very weird because the other weird the weird thing about it too is like you do the interview and then the article doesn't come out for like eight weeks or six weeks and And so much. It's like, you don't even know. And there's been so much material and like funnier things that have happened that you're

like, oh, I kind of want to like add that. Yeah. That wasn't great. How much is your Patreon? $6 and 90 cents. What's the significance? I don't follow that. There's a sex act where people can perform what i would describe as like dual oral sex on one

another ah and some people think that's very funny was this done on your uh airbnb property no i was no that was i'll show you guys the photos later sick we'll post them on our patreon yeah it's a different it's a new tier welcome to to our new tier. What do we call it, Dylan? See – He needs Will here to move this along. Don't you feel like? You think he's caught up a little bit? Yeah, I feel like just Will's like –

Damn. Will's really good at like advancing the ball down the field. He is. Yeah, he moves the rock. I thought we were having a good conversation. It's good. I just think Will has a role that should be appreciated. I think Will does an excellent job.

Look, I'm out of water when I'm sitting in this chair. Yeah, I can tell on the Monday episode a little bit. I don't know, man. Oh, thanks. For me, it's like I'm trying to move the show along and trying to be funny, but at the same time, I can't stop thinking about the estimated five billion plastic hand soap and cleaning bottles thrown away each year. That makes it a little bit difficult.

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i think i'm gonna stick with it first of all because it's only an hour huge plus i mean massive sounds like you're really touched by episode two dude to be honest with you like i teared up you're a crier though i'm a big crier yeah we're both criers people have to know this dude will straight cry on your ass i'll cry on your bitch ass you're not careful dude look out watch me cry i cry a lot i cried in court really yeah it brought up my son because they were you know there was i don't know if i can really actually get too deep i mean the transcript is public but there was some family talk and i was like oh shit i was not ready for that you're not the first person to cry in court

no i don't think so no fact i believe the gentleman that i was just telling you guys about had a i can understand yeah a bit of a tearful moment yeah um no it's like uh it's very wholesome and heartwarming like i almost don't know how to feel because we had this discussion after episode one because you're it's we like and you you've watched the bachelor those shows bachelorette and like done shows on them yeah those are great because you're dunking on like 24 year olds and they're terrible people they're yeah they're just like all of them yeah this it's like it's it's a completely different ball game you're like oh yeah these women aren't even clout chasing they just

want to find someone they just don't want to die alone dylan dm such a rough reality dylan dm'd one for real she yeah she didn't even look at it did she even leave you on read i think you know what maybe she left me let me look it's been a minute well you just sent her like the the smirk emoji right there's one of them that i'm quite smitten by is it joan no it's leslie you you stay away from joan oh she's mine well she's not yet but she will be let's see oh yeah oh yeah les leslie's a she's a problem we called her a problem we knew immediately which is a musician yeah yeah she has hearing aids too she uh pulled that out in episode two that was was that her big secret her big reveal yeah yeah which he has one also, so.

Yeah, it's cute. Great work. Yeah, Joan's nice. Joan doesn't belong. Joan's a 6A player showing up at a rural school right now. Yeah. It's been good. And he's like so nice. He's a nice guy.

Yeah. He seems like a solid dude. The only thing we don't like about him is how he does the name Jerry Gary thing. Yeah, that's a little bit weird. Just figure it out. Figure it out. It had to be a widower. Sure.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It couldn't just be a guy who left his wife. Right. They've got the heartstrings. And how old is he again? 70? Yeah, I think so.

This is perfect, man. Yeah. My dad, I don't know if you heard us talking about this. My dad watched it. Yeah. And he said, I was like, you're watching it? And he's like, oh yeah. And I was like, okay.

Have you noticed the ads? Calm down. No. Are they all? A lot of Metamucil. Yeah. Look, I'm a Benafiber guy here. I got to get my three grams any way I can.

It's a target rich audience. I get it. Yeah. Love it. I got to get my three grams any way I can. It's a target-rich audience. I get it. Yeah. Love it. I like watching it. Yeah. It's an easy 45 minutes of just, like, feeling good. Do you have your co-host on there on watching it?

Yes. No. TC. I do another podcast. Yeah. Shout out TC. TC watches it. Do you have a frontrunner?

Well, I do feel like Leslielie's gonna be the heel she just seems like a little bit of a problem she's trending that way yeah um i don't know i don't know that i do okay you i've only seen the first episode so i don't have much to go on uh joan leslie there's another little who's the blonde is that joan yeah she's the very tall blonde yeah yeah my dad like you know what sucked too is like in the second episode like he legitimately seemed crushed that he had to eliminate people yeah like he's like i'm so sorry you're gonna die alone now but even then when it happened the lady one of the ladies that he eliminated was like you know what this just uh this just reinvigorated my belief that someone can love me that's very nice she's getting sent home

you're not sad because they go home to their kids yeah or their grandkids you know what i mean it's like they're not you're not getting this with a 22 year old you're not getting that perspective they're gonna go sell fit tea or whatever right be a postrepreneur yeah yeah they're gonna yeah they're gonna go home to 800 000 more followers on instagram than they had when they left that's pretty dull yeah you can do a lot with that by the way joan not doing numbers on instagram by the way still under 2k dunking on her i just but to have a such a small following and still not like respond to my message is kind of rude what's the ad let's gas her up a queen uh i just uh let me uh so joan underscore vasos

v-a-s-s-o-s okay not doing numbers quite yet let's get those numbers up yeah let's get we'll do an initiative not not even verified what's abc's got what are they doing hey uh not to pivot hard into politics but anytime uh something comes up george santos related i feel like um we have to at least touch on it okay um just because he's uh he's facing new charges and these aren't great. It's saying here that he might have stolen donor identities and made unauthorized charges to their credit cards. And I have to say, there's been, he's certainly not the first fraudster to be in Congress, right? That's a thing. Of course. But he is potentially the most brazen of the modern era. In addition to

lying to voters about his distinguished Wall Street background, Jewish heritage, academic and athletic achievements, animal rescue work, real estate holdings, and more, he's also accused of carrying out numerous fraud schemes meant to enrich himself and to mislead his donors. And to that I say, not good. Also, frat on good, sir. What you're doing right now is egregious, but the fact that you're doing it, I don't respect it, but I understand you're doing it. You think it's frat to fraud your donors? Yeah. I like, yeah.

Tom DeLay style. Old school. Ooh. Okay. That's a good pull. That is a good pull. I like that he soft launched his husband when Diane finds out. Yeah, I saw that.

Yeah, why? He's like, hey, I don't know if you know, but I'm married. That's a pretty hard launch. Yeah. Yeah, who does that? It's very weird. That is a weird time to launch. Yeah, you know what's weird too is I was reading this story when you sent it to me.

It's like I don't think this is going to happen but when you own your own business you do get closer to fraud you have certainly have more opportunities yeah like if you just go to work like where i previously worked the chance for fraud was almost nothing right right and now i'm like i'm at least a little bit closer to the chance for fraud sure sure cooking the book i don't think it's gonna happen randy's been trying to cook our I'm at least a little bit closer to the chance for fraud. Sure, sure. Cooking the books. I don't think it's going to happen. Randy's been trying to cook our books for a long time.

He just can't figure it out. We're begging him not to. No, we won't give him access to QuickBooks. It's like, dude, we know you're going to cook them if you get in there. Just the simple fact that we have QuickBooks now. I don't know. It's a little scary. I paid for the hotel on the company credit card.

I'm like, ugh. Am I doing something? You feel weird, huh? Yeah. I don't know. Well, Dave goes to Spirit Halloween with our company card. Four times a week. He just goes crazy with it.

Turns out Dave had not switched his Uber Eats card. Oh, yeah. This is a true thing. So I use Uber Eats sometimes if we're getting food for here. I'll put it on the company card if we're getting something. That doesn't happen often. But there are a couple. They're like the last four without doxing myself.

It's like one digit off from my card. So I had been ordering Uber Eats and not changing it. We don't know how long it's been going on either. Dylan hit me. I looked at it. You owe the company $10,000. No, it's- Of Skittles.

No, it's less than 100K. No, it's not that much. Dylan was looking at it, like just doing our, doing his due diligence, checking the statements, saying, hey, where can we- Trim the fat a little bit. Trim the fat. We trimmed quite a bit. And he sent it.

He's like, hey, what? Who's been doing Uber Eats? And I go, I immediately knew. I was like, almost definitely me. Yeah. Got to look. And then I looked, and I was like, hand up. I'm the Uber Eats culprit.

Dylan started it like three years ago, and we started the company by ordering a $70 pizza at Pine House. It was a total accident. That's a good story though total accident wife and i have uh primarily separate finances so like whenever i do uber eats i have to like make sure that i put it on the joint card do you ever put it on hers just to send a message sometimes yeah like oh and if i put it on mine i venmo request her for like ten dollars i like that yeah that's sick do you uh you ate pizza last night right you play that card yeah dave is that is that what it's called a za card yeah are you familiar with these yeah i just curious where'd you play it yeah where'd you play punch your card uh how do i say is it

rapolo yeah yeah oh really it was late it was like yeah that It was like, yeah, that's – I didn't get in until late. That's leaving the bar pizza. It was not – it was fine. Yeah. Do you think he wasted his awe? I'm not saying he wasted his awe. Because you know you only can eat it once a week. I have enjoyed Rapolo's quite a bit. Yeah, no.

I know that you think you created that. I did. But I actually got it written into my wedding vows. Beat that, bitch. You can't. Oh, really? Do you have it on a transcript? I'd like to see it i've got a video look once a week my the officiant at my wedding actually said he's allowed to order pizza once a

week now you got it was that in your uh was that in your valve we uh we did our vows sounds like the answer is no we didn't private vows private yeah we yeah we didn, we didn't. Yeah, it was between us. It's kind of an emerging thing. You can still mention the Zod card. I mean, there were still words read, right? Yeah. Look, it's in the scripture. Check the script.

It's there. It's the scripture. Guys. Yes. Can we do something a little different here? What do you have in mind? As I look for the official weekend and fun music it's this weekend and fun

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find the best deals, no matter their loyalty program. Check them out. That's Point Me, Point.me, Point Me. This weekend in fun, Dylan, kick it off. I have a very wide open weekend, David. I don't have Parks all weekend. He'll be with his mother. It's because I had him all of last weekend. So I'm still right by ACL because it's ACL weekend two. I live right next to the Zilker Park like I've been discussing. So I'm just going to – I don't know.

Parks has a soccer game. That's kind of all I have on the books right now. I want to do something, but I don't know what. Jake, Dylan's son's soccer team is a juggernaut. I heard they turned it around. Yeah. Well, this is a new squad. Yeah.

This is a new squad. Yeah. He had to get with the winner. Yeah. He's in third grade. This is third and fourth graders. And there are some large, very athletic kids on his team. And they're good.

We started two weeks ago. Really? Yeah. You liking it? I like it. She likes it, I think. Good. I think.

It's weird, though, because it's boys and girls, and it's four and five. And the difference between a boy who's almost six and a girl who just turned four is, developmentally, the gap is quite large. Yeah. So it's a little bit of a weird setup, but she seems to like it. Yes, I have nothing, man. I want to do something. I could not be more open. You're going to mob?

You're going to mob? I'll mob if there's a mob opportunity. Are you trying to get absolutely annihilated? I will. I am open to pure, just utter annihilation. Yeah. You know, watching the Rangers postgame celebration, specifically the Max Scherzer, I don't know, Austin Hedges celebration, where they just grunt and yell at each other like absolute fucking animals.

I was like, dude, I just want to have that moment one more time. I'm willing to get ski goggles drunk this weekend. You're trying to put the gogs on. Yes. David Goggins over here. Yes. Okay. So holler at your boy. Okay okay jake care to share your weekend um we have a buy both for the cowboys and the gamecocks okay gamecocks are your flag

football that's correct yeah so we're off do you have the cox hat that was so cool in college yeah and i uh what do people used to do with the brim frayed it yeah you'd rub it on concrete fray it or bottle cap bottle yeah oh yeah or fish hook or just cut it and turn it into a visor yep maybe get your more head more yeah yeah sadly um dude i got nothing we got soccer saturday morning um i just looked at my phone and it says Thomas the Train event. Okay. On Sunday. So that appears to be something that my wife sent me probably six months ago.

Then I'm like, yeah, whatever. You ever watch that show? When I was a kid. It is so creepy. I was not into it. I didn't get into it until Parks was a wee lad. It creeps me out. That train is creepy, man.

It is a creepy train. What's it on? I don't know yeah it says thomas the train dfw weekend day out with thomas the train that sounds sick though if you go on a train keep your camera ready you might see a squad that's right yeah it's a call back unruly yeah i got nothing man i got nothing my wife is going out of town for work next week that's always a interesting situation with both kids. Oh, wow.

She's leaving Monday morning. The entire week? I think it's three days. Okay. Two kids is, dude, you're about to run into some major problems, amigo. Yeah. It's great because none of the grandparents grandparents they all live in dallas so that's i definitely have it easier on that front i can always call in a little bit of a favor but

having both of them at once is uh i'm not skilled enough to pull it off well you're uh you're low key weekend with minimal plans fits uh fits in well here okay this bunch um i don't really have much going on either it's kind of a college football game uh weekend too is it a week like washington oregon but that's about it there's not much uh sunday we got game one alcs is that for sure like it doesn't matter when right right yeah weather is gonna be killer a little warm but uh sunny i think it's supposed to cool off saturday yeah this is the most old man conversation. This is what we talk weather.

This is why people like us, man. We like weather. It's real. You know, it's just like listening to your friends talking about it. Sure. But your friends are 40. Sure. They really don't do that.

And they read ads. Yeah, they read ads. They're slinging points. Yeah, we got – Rhodes does soccer practice, my son. It's just a class. It's basically the same class. This is the third time he's done it. And all they're doing is like trying to like stand up and put one foot on the ball and do the heel to toe thing. They do some running around. It's fun. It's every Sunday morning. He likes, it's called soccer cubs. Highly recommend. There's like five people in the class, five other kids. I will say I'm not steaming on this, but I have complained privately to my

wife about this. There is another kid in there about Rhodes age, but he has an older brother who's at least four who also plays soccer, but he's not in the class as the cutoff for this class is three. And they just kind of let them run around the class. It's not in the class as the cutoff for the, this class is three. And they just kind of let them run around the class. Like on those, it's an, it's not a big field. It's a small indoor field. And he kind of run around and dominates and we'll like get to the, get to the cones and the balls before like the other kids. And I'm just like, can you fucking get out of here, dude? I would have a problem with that. Alyssa took him last week when I was out of town and she's like yeah he was there and he was doing it so i'm like i'm very close to that's a writing a letter an anonymous letter strongly worded strongly worded even yeah yeah two weeks

in a row now nora had a had a had a nice little defensive play had the ball on her foot and a kid just came and just on her own team and just swiped her on the team yeah he's a faster little boy swiped her kissed it in the goal herself and she's like did i score i'm like yeah sure kind of it wasn't a boy primary assist it was yeah the patriarchy in real real life very cool yeah cool dudes yeah um so that's it man it's gonna be low-key i might hey whether let's get out i I'll get out. I just got a late-breaking text message from our friend Kajon that he might be in town Saturday night. Oh, shit.

KJ Ellis of Too Much Dip Fan. Maybe I just got some plans. Okay. The Strat Daddy, he mentioned something about Lincoln on Friday. The Strat Daddy did, okay. Yeah, total Strat move. Okay. I look forward to that.

Let's do it. All right. Jake, where can we find you, man? Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it's patreon.com slash the dumb zone. The dumb zone. That's it, really. Yeah.

We kind of came up with the name on the fly, and now we're stuck with it because it's hard to change your Patreon URL. Yeah. Well, now you got the dumb zone has been published in the Washington Post. You can't change it now. That's right. Awesome. You want to plug any now. That's right. Awesome. You want to plug any socials?

Not really. Add me on the group. I'm still going to hit the button. Deal with it. It's at not Jack Kemp. Another horrible bit that I came up with 10 years ago, and now I have to stick with it. It's good. Yeah.

It's good. Our listeners are all familiar with the Jack Kemp stuff. All right. We will be back next week. Hey, thanks, Randy. Hey, thanks the Jack Kemp stuff. All right. We will be back next week. Hey, thanks, Randy. Hey, thanks for coming. Good stuff. Until next week.

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Bye. Thank you.