Circling Back - Billionaire's Gone Wild & Joe Biden's Gas

Episode Date: November 8, 2021

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All right, Circling Back podcast presented by Roback, where you can get 20% off your first order using code BACKER20. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David that boy, Carter Ruff. Hey, Dave's actually not here today. It's me, guy in the office complaining about time change. This time change has got me all messed up. Dang.

Take your extra hour of sleep and move on, Dave. It's a win. Man, I would love to, but it's just got me all freaking messed up. Yeah, twisted. Time changes hit different when you have a child at home that's on a sleep schedule. That is true. Yeah, my child adjusted pretty well. He's six, though.

You don't have to flex on us that hard, dude. We get it. You have a six-year-old. Cool, man. You were having sex a while back. One time. Congratulations. don't have to flex on it's that hard dude we get it you have a six-year-old cool man he's you were having sex a while back one time congratulations about seven years ago yeah thank you it always comes back to that hey what a beautiful morning started off uh very overcast and them clouds burned off quick and i needed to see that sun dude because the time change just had me just all backward do those clouds even burn we do damn it's like it's your first time change ever like dude come on figure it out no yesterday

was brutal i don't care what anyone says yesterday was tough yesterday was sick no having the late the late release of succession i didn't even i didn't even think about watching Curb last night because I was like, I can't do it. It's too late. How about that Adrian Brody, though? Dude. He can act. You guys watch... You guys watch Yellowstone? No. I'm telling you, I went to

sleep. I couldn't stay up. I don't know how to watch it. Do I have to have Paramount? Probably. I bought it on Prime. I bought the whole season, but I can't watch it to watch it. Do I have to have Paramount? Probably. I bought it on Prime. I bought the whole season, but I can't watch it until today or something. Can you imagine not having a Paramount Plus subscription because of Champions League Soccer? Like, come on, dog. I'm over all these platforms, man.

If you ask me nicely, I might give you my Paramount Plus password so you can watch it night of. I'm telling you, I purchased the entire season, but I couldn't watch it. It was so dumb. Yeah, if you want to watch the first episode and then be completely let down by the rest of the season, you can re-watch the night of. That lawyer's foot had a problem, and he had to scratch it with a pen.

Why did they keep... Like, that was such an unnecessary storyline. That show stunk. First episode was a feat. I didn't think it was terrible. I thought it was okay. A D minus. You're giving it the D.

Not quite an F. It was so bad. First episode, like, let's freaking go, and it just fell off a cliff after that. Just absolutely mailed it in. I would expect that from Sunday Scaries over here, because that show was, that first episode was, like, nightmare-inducing. It was awesome. Yeah.

It was great. It was great. It was awesome. But I'm surprised you didn't like it more. And they were like, oh, we used all of our shit in the first episode. Now what do we do? We have like eight more episodes to go. It's up to interpretation of the viewer. We don't know what happened.

I mean, that show's on the Mount Rushmore of great pilots, shit, rest of the series. There it is. Might be number one. That guy's foot, though. What was he doing? Yeah, stop scratching your foot the series. There it is. Might be number one. That guy's foot, though. What was he doing? Yeah, stop scratching your foot, dog. He had something. He had a medical condition.

I stand all of our kings out there with medical conditions, but I don't think you need to write that into a show completely unnecessarily. It's big of you to stand up for folks. No, it was symbolic. You guys just didn't pick up on the symbolism. I mean, I'm out here. I got a scalp issue.

I'm not going to shame our Kings for having skin issues. Stop being show critic guy, Dave. I think it's just, I think you have to look at the entire body of work. What it means. The metaphors. I don't know what they mean. I don't know what they mean. It means there's no better way to gross people out than just constantly scratching your foot with a pen through the sock.

It's somehow worse going through the sock. Because, you know, socks stink. They stink, baby. This guy has a sock? How does he smell? I smell good. Well, I don't know. I've been having... Call sign sock.

I forgot to put on deodorant the other day and I caught a whiff of myself and I was like, dude, what's your problem? Why do you smell like this? Stinky sock. Very cool. I'm a stinky boy. I found that if I forget to put on deodorant, if I showered

that morning, it's not that big of a deal. But if not, then it is a big deal. Do you come in here unshowered? No, I shower every morning. Okay. Almost every morning. I come in here unshowered. Every day?

Yeah. You know. What? Yep. I shower at night. I usually work out early evening, late afternoon. And so I will just be a stinky boy until I work out, then I'll shower. I'm a one shower a day guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm a one shower a day guy. I'm a one shower a day guy. You shower after you work out, then I'll shower. I'm going to one shower a day.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I still have reason to shower. You shower after you work out, though, right? Of course. Okay. So you roll out of bed, you put on clothes, and you come in here. I roll out of bed, I wash my face, get my hair wet so it's not all matted down. How do you get your hair wet? Do you turn on the shower?

Do you do it in the faucet? What do you do? Sink. You wear a hat enough, though. It doesn't matter. But I still don't like the fact that you're unshowered next to me right now. I smell great. Come over here.

That's why we put you over there so we don't have to smell your stinky ass. I'm not a stinky boy. I don't know. It's not weird. You got that stink boy stink going right now. That stink boy stink. You shower every morning? I can't smell it over there. Every morning.

You shower twice a day? Do you even burn a candle? It depends. It depends. See, I would rather get in bed clean and not get my bed all greasy and oily from my dirty. In the summertime in Austin, Texas, I'm team two showers every single day. I have to. Yeah.

I can't do it. I like getting in bed clean, man. But now that it's cool outside, I definitely gravitate more towards just the morning one. But I get getting into bed clean dylan you put off uh don't doesn't wash his legs vibes in the shower no dude the drip from the from the rest of the soap cleans it i wash my legs do you wash your feet i don't think you wash your feet? I don't think you wash your feet. I have very clean, very unsmelly feet. I have a buddy who uses shampoo all over his body. It's all the same.

I don't know. Is there a difference between shampoo and body wash? Like, I don't know. If there is, like, I don't know what it is. For sure. There is. I couldn't break it down for you, sadly. I feel like shampoo is not designed to, like, disinfect. It's not antibacterial.

It just gets, like, the grease out of your hair. It's all the same to me. It's not antibacterial. It just gets like the grease out of your hair. It's all the same to me. It's not. It is. It's all the exact same. You do like shampoo in your beard? Not every day, but yeah. I don't have the kind of beard that requires that, so no. Right. Yeah, I have to.

I wasn't going to say it, but yeah. Stash might be going soon, by the way. No, it's not. Just letting you know. It's not going to. Like, but... Yeah. Stash might be going soon, by the way. No, it's not. Just letting you know. It's not going to. Like, you're forever Stash guy. We've got family photos this week. I'll save the rest of that for this weekend and fun.

But after that, we'll see. Dude, people are going to be clamoring to hear about your family photos on Wednesday. I might get rid of it, but it'll come right back. Well, hair does grow. You're not going to get rid of it. Okay. Please don't. Don't tell me I i won't because then i really will do it i think you should i think you should get rid of it i think it looks like shit okay oh man we got a loaded episode today let's get some programming notes out of the way first and foremost check out circling batch dropping every wednesday afternoon

we're just recapping The Bachelorette. Not going to lie, the dudes on this season are offering a lot, and I think we're going to have an uprising of a new douche this week. I can't wait. Oh, are we on Douche Watch? Yeah, it's like Chris G or something like that, Chris S. Hang on, I didn't get the notification on my phone, but I'm sure there will be one issued for all of Central Texas and all of America. My phone, I think actually the,

I can hear it in other offices going off. I think it's going to reach us soon. Okay. Oh. There it is. We're on Douche Watch. Wow. It's weird.

National Weather Service has issued a Douche Watch. Hold on, we have another one. For all of Bachelor Nation. I might just make that my text notification. Yeah. A douche has not been spotted, but it does mean that conditions are favorable to us forming a douche. What are you rattled about right now?

So, AdResults is a... Partner of ours? Yeah. It's an ad agency, basically. And Brett is on an absolute heater with ad reads right now. They do ad reads of the month or whatever, and they sent us two, and both of them are from the mail-in. Yeah.

They love Brett. They love Brett. It makes me feel bad about myself. I kind of want props once in a while. One of them was for Vizzy. One of them was for ButcherBox. Shouts to those. Do they not like my reads?

There's another note that says, by the way, Will's ad reads are super mid. Fuck. I feel like they could have left that out. That's all right. That's all right. I still rock with them because they rock with us. Yeah. Also, Friday voicemails on Thursdays, baby.

And go check out the Do You Even Burn candle. Vellabox.com slash circling dash back. We're burning one right now in the studio. We're burning not considering. We need to re-up. We need to re-up and get a couple more of these. I think I have some somewhere, but we got to get some more. Because I don't like recording without having this blazing in front of us.

I have one in my home that I can bring up here. Your domicile? Did you pay for it? You gave it to me. Oh. You handed me the, is that what's in the little white cloth bag? Dude, thanks, man. You literally gave it to me. I think there's some, I Is that what's in the little white cloth bag? Dude, thanks, man. You literally gave it to me.

I think there's some... I'm literally looking at something right there, dog. Can I have one? I guess, but you have to leave one for the studio. This might not last through the week. Yeah, we'll just let all you guys take one home, but Dylan's just got to stay at the studio. I don't have one at home. I donated mine to the studio.

I'm a company man. DC rough over here. I'm a company man. Also, go rate and review. Can we read a couple reviews real quick? Yeah. I haven't pre-screened these. I actually forgot to do this. So, like, if they're bad, that's on me. I feel like you're lying. I feel like you did

pre-screen. I didn't pre-screen these. I swear. I'm not a pre-screen boy. Okay, read them, bitch. I'm trying. It's loading, dude. Apple Podcasts is having some major load issues. It's affecting everything in our lives. Man. Someone said, old friends, this podcast is my weekly phone call with old friends that you wish you made more time for. Don't call me.

Damn, that's emotional. It is. Do not call. I need to call my boys more. Do not call. I'm going to call. Dude. A dude gave us one star.

What? Yeah. World star. What do we do? Yeah. World star. What do we do? Yeah, this guy, he calls himself Club Cool Collection, and he just gives us really bad reviews all the time. It's really a cool bit from him. He just keeps coming back?

Yeah, he said, pot has hit a new low. God, what a shame. Used to be fun, but now they're just so full of themselves. They're not funny at all. Are we full of ourselves? I agree with that. Yeah, we are. Are we?

Yeah. I'm on my bullshit. Yeah. Puke, he says. He's going to throw up. I hope not. Throwing up's the worst. You know what?

I got queasy over the weekend. I hope he does puke. I hope he does puke, too. And I hope he misses the toilet a little bit. He has to, like, clean it up later? Yeah. Sorry, dog. Teach him a lesson.

We also have one that says, nice touch. That's a nice touch. Is this from our friend? I don't know. I don't think it is. It's from Mitten69. It says, dear Dave, Dylan, and Will, I've been listening to every single pod, even Patreon. Bring back the stream room.

Shrek hasn't been broken down, and I know Dylan loves Illegally Blonde 2 or Legally Blonde, whichever is correct. Anyways, hope this one gets played on the pod. Bye. I'm sorry. Did you say Illegally Blonde? That's what it says, yeah Illegally blonde too

Is that That's not appropriate Or accurate Why? You're engaged to a blonde person She's legal She's very much legal She's in her 30s

Oh, that's good Yeah, that's good Wow You're really pulling back the curtain You know what it's time for? Sorry, bae To reveal your age Or the decade Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's good. Wow. You're really pulling back the curtain. You know what it's time for? Sorry, bae. To reveal your age.

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As long as there's bone. Ooh, the bone zone. That's why everybody calls me the D-Bone or Bone Man. Formula Bone. Yeah. Okay, can we just recap this weekend and find out what you do this weekend?

Well, thank you for asking, Will. I had a fairly low-key weekend. I did step out one time. Friday night I didn't do anything. Went to Bays and just chilled. Saturday. Went to Bays and just chilled. Saturday.

I chilled at Bays. I watched a little football. Hit the gym a little bit. Did not watch the Texas game, thankfully. Instead, I went to a little dinner with Bay and a couple of Bay's friends. They're not your friends? I even saw Will for like three minutes. This is kind of bullshit that you didn't watch the Texas game.

Why? Because we're going to do a sports pod after this, and you're supposed to be like, hey, I'm the Texas guy. Here's what happened. Here's why they got the living piss knocked out of them. I told you I'm a fair weather fan. Here's why they got the living piss knocked out of them. I told you I'm a fair weather fan. When they're 4-4, why would I watch a shitty...

Why? Are you going to watch Kansas next week? Are you going to go to the game? That line opened at 30 points, by the way. I'm all over Kansas. No, I mean, maybe. If I have nothing else to do, I'll watch it. But I'm not going to make an appointment TV or anything.

You're not going to watch Texas-Kansas? No. What'sKansas. No. What's your problem? No. I got guys like Randy talking shit to me via text about how bad Texas is. Randy was on one. Randy was feeling pretty good. Yeah, like seeing Randy, who has not talked about Purdue football

once this entire time, he's just repping how they spoiled Michigan State's season all over Twitter. It's like, dude, relax. The big takeaway for the weekend is I had a great time with Parks. We just got some father-son time in, and we had a great time. The kid's fantastic. Parks is your son? Parks is my son, the homie.

Freaking love that kid, man. Anyway, that's it. Pretty boring weekend. Dave. What did I do, Will. What did I do? Well, what did I do? Aside from eating wings. And something that I think we might do a couple minutes on.

It's a new segment we're going to do. It's really good. People are going to like it a lot. Probably their new favorite. Do you want to do something that no other podcast is doing? Do that segment in the middle of this segment dave's barbecue minute fuck dave uh dave was on a journey and that journey was to find just some really good barbecue in austin texas on saturday morning um saturday morning is when i started said journey um but yeah we um like hey we've

been wanting barbecue let's go find some or let you know there's places, hey, we've been wanting barbecue. Let's go find some. There's places that we go. We've got two or three. Problem is, ever since the Texas Monthly Top 50 Barbecue Joints in Texas dropped, the places I frequent are pretty much out of commission. They are backed up. You can't put in an order in the morning and get it that evening. I mean, like Le Barbecue, for example.

I wanted to pick some up. It was like next Thursday. It was like the earliest. I trusted you, but I wanted to verify, and I went on their site to go try to order some barbecue. And I saw that the earliest you could get it was like Wednesday at 2 p.m. So, yeah, it's like, what are we doing? It's the nature of barbecue and how it's prepared. And I understand it, and i'm happy for for these barbecue places because they're thriving however me just as like uh you know i'm kind of

like the barbecue hipster over here i'm like man they got too big they got too big they left they left me behind the day once the reason that i liked them so much was because you could just roll up and get it you you can you eat at the place and get it day off? What's the situation there? I don't know. Probably. How do you say, Dylan? Okay.

That's absurd. Ended up doing my other favorite spot, Valentina's, South Austin. And they are only doing walk-up now. Waited in a line for about 45 minutes. And it wasn't bad. It was beautiful weather. Had the weather not been fantastic, it probably would have sucked. And I got to give them props because they were handing out beer.

So I had a couple Modelo in line, had to time it perfectly to where I was near the end of the line because, as you guys know, I'm a bladder boy just trying to make it. You are. And, yeah, I waited. So all in all, about 90 minutes for my barbecue experience at valentina's and it delivered it's fantastic that's too long man i know that is just too long i know i didn't know what else to do i didn't want to go to dickies or nothing wrong rudy's

rudy's is fine but i was like i was looking for a certain type of barbecue i've been to rudy's in a minute me neither we drive by it like every day too too. Yeah. You're not allowed to go to Rudy's with the slander that you put on the timeline about them all the time. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me? Isn't it you? I don't talk shit about Rudy's. It's probably him.

You talk shit about their breakfast tacos recently. Oh, their breakfast tacos are garbage. Come on. Oh. Their lunch is really good. It really is. Sneaky good brisket. Sneaky good.

I don't disagree with you. That's why I like their breakfast tacos. I'm an objective barbecue boy because I'm not from up here or down here. I came in and I was like, you know what? I don't think Rudy's is that bad. So Rudy's, their breakfast tacos, they do like a brisket breakfast taco. No, I'm sorry. It's a chopped beef breakfast taco.

Correct. And it's just the beef from the day before. It's fun. I thought it was like a terrible thing. Was that right? Yeah. Day old beef. Yeah. Correct. And it's just the beef from the day before. It's fun. Not that it's like a terrible thing. Is that right? Yeah. Day old beef? Yeah.

That's my new podcast. Day old beef. Day old beef. Day old beef! They're like bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast tacos, but they're not good. I have not had those. Those might suck. And that ends Dave's barbecue minute.

Now back to this weekend and fun. Okay. We were homebodies. I went to a neighbor's kid's fifth birthday party across the street. We went over and made an appearance like, hey, what's up? You go to more of your neighbor's kid's birthday parties than anyone I know. That's life, man. How do you talk to your neighbors so much?

Dude, I'm the South Austin King. I got this old dude that lives across the place from me and I run into him in the elevator all the time and he's got just one of the greatest accents, like southern accents of all time. Like Pierce? Yeah. And all I want to do is just like

drink a nightcap with him at one point but I'm so gun-shy because he's like 70 and I'm 34. You should tuck him in. Like to bed? To bed. Old bag of bones. Should I'm 34. You should tuck him in. Like to bed? To bed. Oh, bag of bones. Should I give him a kiss on the cheek in the elevator next time and be like, you and me, we're getting a drink together?

I don't know if you have to do that. You in the bathroom now? What's going on here? I thought he was Southern. He's like, why is this kid doing a Marlon Brando impression? Kiss you on the cheek. But you want to have a nightcap. Come to my place and drink whiskey. And then, you know what,. But you want to have a nightcap. Yeah.

Come to my place and drink whiskey. And then, you know what, man? I'll just let you guys know. I posted a photo of the Rand man. He's sitting right next to me right now, sleeping. He had his head on Will's lap as the pod started. That's kind of why we were laughing. I don't know what he was doing there.

Dude, he was chilling. He really was. I thought he was just going to fall asleep. I would have been fine with that. He has been under the weather. He was actually, the week before last, he was the hospital uh for a week sunday to sunday and it was we didn't know what was up it fucking sucked um it turns out it was a kidney infection he was on all the antibiotics he's still on one now he's almost done with it be very happy when

that's complete because i when you're on that many meds, you know, you're not exactly chipper, but he's, he's been good. Um, and now we're, now we're just trying to get his diet, his appetite back to normal. And like, he's gotten a taste of the good life. Yeah. He's just eating Swiss cheese up and down. He's, he's eating eggs where he's getting some scrambled eggs. And, um, they're like the whole idea now is like, we'll just keep feeding him whatever, and then we'll worry about like a diet going forward. And I'm just like, man, is he ever going to not want like this boiled chicken we just made and these eggs we just made for him? I can already tell how this ends.

You're going to have a subscription to Farmer's Dog from now until the rest of your life. Dude, we used to have it. And then his appetite is just so picky. I don't know. If anybody has any experience with something like this, I'm genuinely all ears because, you know, I'll do whatever for this guy. How does he take his eggs? Like poached?

I just do that. Over medium guy. You know how many eggs I made this morning? I made five. Who can eat more eggs? Three for me, two for him. Who can eat more hard-boiled eggs in one sitting, Dylan or Randy? No disrespect to Randy, but

come on. Should we do a video on this? A boiled egg challenge? Me versus a dog? He'd eat them so fast, man. I'm curious how many eggs he could take. He could take a bunch down, for sure. I can't even imagine what his... Dude, when it comes to

human food, dogs don't know when to stop eating. They'll just get sick. They're gluttonous. I used to work for a guy, I won't even imagine what his... Dude, when it comes to human food, dogs don't know when to stop eating. They'll just get sick. They're gluttonous. I used to work for a guy, I won't name him, who had... He once told me he couldn't eat fried chicken because he... Fried chicken? Dude, this guy, I like fried chicken a lot. This guy really, really likes it.

He told me he couldn't eat it anymore because when he used to eat it he had no ability to stop eating it and he would eat it no he told me he's dead serious like i used to eat it until i would get sick and i was just like god you really fucking like fried chicken i love that he gets full and he's like not fucking i'm not done yet funniest thing about it his office that i worked in was about 10 feet away from a church's chicken. And every morning about 10 a.m. when they fired that grease up, dude, I'm like, you must be in hell right now. Was he just standing in his office just staring at it all day? Well, I got to know more about this guy.

This guy's awesome. He said he would eat it until he got sick. And I'm like, you know, I overeat fried chicken probably once a month. Boy, I don't think I've ever gotten so full that I was sick. I've asked this question before, I think. Do you have one food that you know that you could out-eat anybody with? Like that food's in front of you and you're like, no, I can out-eat anybody with that food. Ass not included.

No. David. I'm not doing that. So unnecessary. I don't know. Ass not included. No. David. Oh, man. I'm not doing that. It's so unnecessary. I don't know. Mine's pickles. When I... What?

I can eat more pickles than anybody in one sitting and I'm not worried about it. It really might be... Pickle boy. I know we joke, but if I'm just cooking eggs for myself at home,

I'll do at least four, probably five, and I'll eat it no problem. Yeah. For me, it's chick-fil-a nuggets you're not gonna out be outlast me with the chick-fil-a nugs yeah i think i can eat a lot of those but i know that you're gonna you're gonna dominate me also i remember people forget that marcus lopez um after a soccer game in third grade ate ate 29 slices of CeCe's pizza in one sitting. So shout out to Marcus. Shout out to his family.

How do you not get to 30? Like, come on, dude. I had 12 Jack in the Box tacos before a high school baseball game. That was a big mistake. Oh, were you smoking weed? No. How about Brian McGannon eating 19 rolls at Thanksgiving? He's the roll assassin.

19 rolls? That's too many rolls. I don't know why. That's my favorite PGP column. He had to address the rumor. He had to address that. Did you go back and read it the other day? I did. I did.

It's just, it's a real treat. I hope he'll tweet it out again. You know what I did for my weekend? I went off. We made chili on Friday night. Tube steak chili. Yeah, we made tube steak chili on Friday night. Beans or no beans?

We went no beans. Wow, dude. Wow. That's authentic Texas right there. That's what I like about Texas. But unfortunately, Fly Fishing Charlie, good friend of the pod, he retweeted someone earlier that day that said that Texas chili without beans is just Texas spaghetti sauce. And so it rattled me. No, no, no, no.

It rattled me while we were eating it. I was like, am I just eating spaghetti sauce right now? It was good, though. It was good. Was there marinara or like a tomato-based sauce mixed in? Hard to say. When I said that we made chili,

I mean that Sally made chili while I played with our son on the couch. So, yeah. Then Saturday was the day. Just watched Manchester United get absolutely fucking smoked. Always great when you're – you know how this feels when your favorite team just gets absolutely pummeled. It's really fun.

What are you doing? It's really good. And then I didn't do much in the afternoon, but we hit a wedding up. I went off. They did something I've never seen done at a cocktail hour before, and they had a loaded baked potato bar. Just walking around cocktail hour with an old-fashioned in one hand and a baked potato bar thing in the other hand.

Are you kidding me? That's pretty heavy for a cocktail hour meal. Yeah. I mean, you're just mainlining carbs. Yeah. It set you up for success, though, for the rest of the night. It definitely stopped a giant rush to the buffet line. I'll say that.

I've seen a mashed potato bar at a wedding. Never a baked potato bar. Dude, it was lit. So what was the main course? I don't know. Was it tube steak? I don't think they had tube steak. Did you eat dinner there?

I'm sorry. I mean, they had a bunch of different stuff. Okay. It was a buffet, dude. Dude, I don't know what a buffet is. Yeah, I'm familiar. Come mean, they had a bunch of different stuff. Okay. It was a buffet, dude. Dude didn't know what a buffet is. Yeah, I'm familiar. Come on, dog. You don't know what a buffet is.

Hey, I'm just glad we're doing buffets again in these uncertain times. Once I saw that they didn't have any hard-boiled eggs, I was like, yeah, I'm not eating. I was going to try to set Dylan's record. You should have brought me 15 of them, man. That would be an all-time bad wedding food. Hard-boiled egg. Here's some sulfur. I got a lunch off yesterday with the one and only Michael Weiner.

Really? I got the full scope of his wedding and behind-the-scenes action going on. He did say that during Hava Nagila, he's never seen Dylan happier. Is that what he said? Yeah. He was like, dude, Dylan was so happy. That was so much fun. It really was, man.

And yeah, I ate so much at Matt's El Rancho intentionally that I didn't even eat dinner last night. I just went hard at Matt's El Rancho. What'd you get? You know I hit him with the Osadero tacos. I didn't know that. We also did a little Bob Armstrong dip. And I ate more chips and salsa than anyone else in the restaurant yesterday. Ooh, that's another good food that I think I could out-eat many people.

I get tired of tortilla chips too quickly. Dude, my problem is when I go to a Mexican restaurant, I will eat so much chips and salsa that I'm not even hungry by the time my meal comes. Dude, Will, how many tortillas did you have before your meal came? If I'm being honest, at least 24. 24 tortillas. At least 24. That'sillas. At least 24. It's the biggest issue of mass. You had 48 chips.

Dude, I was pounding it. Which equated to 24 full tortillas. Yeah. Do they even thinly slice them so it's not as bad? No, it's just a tortilla that they fry. It's too much tortillas. It's so much, man. Six chips, which is not a lot of chips, is three tortillas.

Speaking of, I brought some tortillas for Randy. He really likes tortillas. of chips it's three tortillas speaking of i brought some tortillas for randy he really likes tortillas flour like tortillas david some people don't right now some people don't even like corn tortillas i'm adding i'm adding my wife right now what's her problem i don't know i'm like i'll get. And she's like, can they do it on flour? I'm like, yeah. It's like traditionally made with the corn. Don't bring her to La Pesina when I'm around because I don't do flour tortillas at La Pesina. Still need to go.

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We've got some hot news on the TL, Dave. Breaking news? Can we talk about Vin Diesel hot news on the TL, Dave. Breaking news? Can we talk about Vin Diesel on The Rock? Oh, that. It's heating up. Let me just preface this by saying I have not finished The Fast and Furious. How far did you get? Four.

That's weird. I thought you were binging them. You stopped at four? I did. What are you doing? Fast Five is my favorite, dude. you were binging them. You stopped at four? I did. What are you doing? Fast Five is my favorite, dude. You have to watch Five. I'll come over and watch it with you.

I pivoted to, I can't remember what. You can't claim to be a binge boy and not binge. Look, I'm no longer claiming to be the king of binge. I just can't. Why did I think these two were beefing IRL about disagreements of the movie

or something because they were they were what were they disagreeing about they well it's just classic Hollywood ego

so this a few years we talked actually did talk about this a couple years ago where they were they were fighting over

or like they would throw shade over like who in the movie got the better action scene or got the hotter girl, looked more ripped. I swear to God, TMZ Dave was looking into this last night because I was like, I can't believe these guys are both so petty. They're both worth so much money. Whatever. It's Vin Diesel's series, right? Obviously. Yeah, he's the guy. He's the guy. can't believe these guys are both so petty they're both worth so much money and whatever it's vin

diesel series right obviously yeah yeah he's the guy he's the guy so he is very protective of it um i could not tell you what the rocks role in uh the fast and furious is but uh last night vin he's hobs dude are you kidding no i haven't seen that as i've said you please just go see fast five dude please let me come over and watch it. As I've said. Please just go see Fast Five, dude. Please. Let me come over and watch it with you. You've never seen any of them. Let's expose our sons to Fast Five. I'll show them Fast Five.

That's probably some bad words. I saw a really dumb comment on the Instagram post about what they're going to call the 10th one. Is it about family? It's going to be called Fast 10, your seat belts. That's pretty good. I do know to be called Fast 10 Your Seatbelts. That's pretty good. I do know that in the last one, some people go to space.

That's pretty much where it ends for me. I did not see that. So, spoiler alert. Sorry. Vin Diesel on Instagram posts a photo from the movie, presumably, of he and Dwayne Johnson face-to-face about to come to blows. face-to-face, about to come to blows. Interestingly, the image he chose is where they look like they're the same height. The Rock is about five inches taller than Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel's not short, but he is not. The Rock's like six foot. This is so Photoshopped. This is so Photoshopped. Pretty bad. It looks like they're about to kiss, too. So here's the caption. My little brother Dwayne. Which is the real first name of duane the rock johnson the time has come the world awaits the finale of fast 10 as you know my

children refer to you as uncle duane in my house there is not a holiday that goes by that they and you don't send well wishes but the time time has come. Legacy awaits. I told you years ago that I was going to fulfill my promise to Pablo. Paul Walker? I swore that we would reach and manifest the best fast in the finale. Weird, he didn't proofread this. That is 10. I say this out of love, dot, dot, dot. A lot of dot, dot, dots in this.

But you must show up. Do not leave the franchise idle. You have a very important role to play. Hobbs can't be played by no other. I hope that you rise to the occasion and fulfill your destiny. You think Pablo is Paul Walker, like a nickname for him? I believe so. Okay.

About the first 1,000 comments are people just saying family. Familia. Familia. Familia. Familia. Familia. Family. The ball is in Dwayne's court, as they say. Yeah, I didn't realize he was holding out.

He's not holding out. First of all, The Rock has never turned down a role. Yeah. So if they offer it, he's going to take it. The Rock's going to do 12 movies next year. Someone talked The Rock into doing a song. Yeah, it's not great. Should we?

No, dude, it's certified bad, and it's all people are posting. It's all people are posting on TikTok these days. And as a viral TikTok sensation myself, I know all about it. Like making fun of it or rocking with it? No, I mean, I think it might be like a tacit making fun of it while posing like they're rocking a little tongue in cheek if you check out meat smokers only on instagram you'll see that uh we have reposted a tiktok using that song of a fight going down at a ucf tailgate and there's a young man working the grill who just refuses to stop manning the grill as like there's like a brawl going down around. A massive brawl.

Yeah, that song is going on in the background. But The Rock's aware of this. I don't know if he's responded. Has he responded? Can you check his story? Dude, hard to say. Hard to say. Hard to say.

No, he's just putting up like a generic looking ad for xboxes okay what is he doing this brings me thank you for asking because that that is a leads right into this point or question really both of these guys the rock especially have more money they have generational fucking wealth what point do you say man i don't really need to do that sponsored post on my instagram story i don't need rock you don't need to do the sponsored post in fact i don't need to do anything i get like you want to keep some people they want to keep busy no matter what and that's what keeps them alive and focused cool but maybe maybe say no to the movie about to the movie about a skyscraper or whatever.

If you had to guess whose movies have made more globally, would you say Vin Diesel or The Rock? Got to be Vin. The Rock has 277 million followers on Instagram. It's crazy. He was the first Instagram guy. He was one of the first people to follow on Instagram. How many people live in the U.S.? The population is like 300 million?

Literally can't look it up. Good grief. To answer the question I posed a couple seconds ago, Vin Diesel's movies have earned $11.4 billion worldwide. The Rock is doing $12.3 billion. Just putting that out there. I did not have The Rock winning that battle. He's done 98 movies. Are they counting the... He's done 98 movies.

Are they counting the Fast movies as Rock's movies as well? Hard to say. You have to. You have to. They're not his movies. No, it's family, Dave. He's in the movies, Dave. It's family.

But nobody... He is not who people think of when they think of Fast. Not at all. He's second fiddle to Vin in those movies. Oh, you know why I stopped watching Fast and Furious? It was to binge Harry Potter. There we go. I couldn't stop

binging for a time, man. You know, much like my old boss who couldn't stop eating fried chicken. Can we interview him? No, no. We really, really can't.

Can we do like a... Can we bring him in here and have just a big plate of chicken sitting in front of him? Dude, can you do like a... I'm not going to taunt the man. You know, inside the actor's...

He has a gastro issue. You know, inside the actor's studio, can we just do Inside the Binger's Mind or something like that? And you just interview people about what they like to binge? Let's get him on Hot Ones. Can we get your old boss on Hot Ones?

I don't think any of this is going to happen. Can you imagine Dylan being on? If they invited Dylan to be on Hot Ones, Dylan would get like three wings in and quit. And be like, no, I can't do it. What are you talking about? You'd quit. I'd suffer through for the content. You'd quit. You think I i can't do it what are you talking about you'd quit i'd suffer through for the content you'd quit you think i can't handle spice what are you talking about i don't know is that the rep i have can you handle spice i can i don't love i don't love a lot

of spice i feel like people like really spicy food just to impress their friends like that's a big part of it there's a certain no one enjoys threshold once it's really that like scorching hot it's like you're not enjoying this. Yeah, you're just punishing yourself for what? You can't taste it. If it makes my head start getting a little light, that's when I know, like, okay, this is far too spicy for me. I might fall over. Really?

Like, no one really likes a lot of spice. Some, yeah. But it starts to be torture to your mouth. Like, what are you doing, dog? Sorry. You guys see this you doing, dog? Sorry. You guys see this monkey jizz? Hang on. Excuse me?

That's just, you can't transition like that. What kind of segue is that? It's monkey jizz. Are y'all team Vin or Rock? Let's end it there. I'm team Vin. Thank you. Rock. I used to be team Rock, but he's a little chotchy for me on Instagram, so I think I

have to go team Vin. Did you guys see how Vin walked Paul Walker's daughter down the aisle for her wedding recently? Yeah, that was tight. David, did you see this? And you're still going with The Rock. Yeah, I might have, like, I didn't cry, but I was like, man, that's the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

Familia, David. What don't you know about family, man? You're the one who's going with The Rock, dude. I rock with The Rock. Nah. He rocks with me. Oh, yeah, you're going to gas up Vin and be like, oh, up to The Rock. That's how you sound.

Yeah. I liked him in that Jungle movie where he led the little kids around. Shut up, dude. Jumanji. The original Jumanji was better, but you hate Robin Williams. Look, I smell what The Rock's cooking. I don't hate Robin Williams. I just don't find him funny.

RIP, though. Respect. You would choose The Rock over Robin Williams. I just don't find him funny. RIP, though. Respect. You would choose The Rock over Robin Williams. For what? Like, to hang out with? For a movie role? Like, what do you mean? Yeah.

I don't want to hang out with The Rock. I can tell you that. I don't think The Rock does anything. He definitely doesn't party. Neither do you, so maybe you're a match made in heaven. Dude, he owns a tequila brand. You think he doesn't, like... He does not party.

He's the dude who has, like, one little finger of tequila and sips on it the entire night. He's like, yeah, I don't get hangovers. Yeah, because you don't drink. Why is he drinking with dudes from Game of Thrones? He wakes up at 4 a.m. to work out, David. You don't. No, I usually go late afternoon. Is he doing body shots off Littlefinger?

He's on his third workout of the day in the afternoon. Why do you know who Littlefinger is? Do you hear about these weddings? What if I'm watching it? No, I'm not. I'm watching Love Island Australia. Sorry. I think you might be watching.

All right, do the monkey come. Are you guys aware that investors in a cryptocurrency called MonkeyJizz are posting on social media that they've been scammed by the product's developer after a token sale? Man, you know, happens to the best of us. Are you trying to say Monkey Jizz is not real? How much did you guys have leveraged within Monkey Jizz before you realized it was a scam?

$69. Don't ask that question. You know I don't discuss my cryptocurrency publicly. It says Monkey Jizz's scam was a rug pull in which the project attracts investors, promises to release a bunch of products, and then suddenly makes off with investor funds while crashing the value of the underlying token.

According to screenshots shared on social media Sunday, Monkey Jizz's rug pull also had the added step of introducing a 94.9% selfie for any holders of MJizz, disincentivizing any panic selling that might diminish the rug pull's profitability. What is a 94.9% selfie? It's where you take a selfie, but you cut off part of your head. I'm very confused. There's a lot of twists and turns in this story. I sold my monkey jizz and I got a bunch of selfie coin. Look. I sold my cummies and bought monkey jizz with it. Big mistake. How'd that work out for you? Big mistake. I would do anything to get my cummies

back. You know what this cummy's doing, by the way. The thing was, it just had more utility. That was the thing. You had more uses on the blockchain. With MonkeyJizz or with Cumcoin? With MJ. Oh. You can say MonkeyJizz. Guys, I'm sorry.

Cummies are not doing very well. That makes sense. Ethereum's doing pretty well. How's DogeLon doing? Ooh, should we just combine segues right here? You're getting wild. I'm getting wild today with this rundown. I'm not even ashamed of it.

Bitcoin's having a day, though. Where are we at? Like a little under 66. Let's fucking ride. Are you guys interested in buying any other cryptocurrencies that are up and coming, or do you get scared like I do? I don't even know what the hell Bitcoin is. I'm not going to buy other shit right now.

Look, this is the only time I'll let you ask me about my finances publicly. I am a holder of Bitcoin. I am also a holder of Ethereum. I have a little doge, if I'm being honest. I've been trying to get some doge along, but I've just been struggling with it. When it was popping, I couldn't figure out how to buy it, so I never bought it. What, Doge? Oh, I tried to.

If I would have bought Doge when I wanted to buy Doge originally, I think I'd quit and never talk to you guys again. I'm about even on Doge. As soon as it goes up a little bit, I'm going to sell it, get out. Congrats. What if the selfie is 94.9%? That's just too much. That's a high selfie. Selfie. They got to

reword that. I invested Fritz's college fund into BitchCoin. I don't know how I'm going to financially recover from this. Did we do real or fake crypto? Yes, we did. Yes, we did. That's where bitch coin came from. Okay, I thought that set it for me.

That was a Will's segment. I don't even remember some of the ones I did, but you have to imagine they were stupid. I have to know. Yeah. I deleted that note on my phone. Too bad. Maybe you could write it down by hand and put it on your fridge.

Like, the little money, what's it called? The token? Sure. The abbreviation for DogeLon is just Elon. And I feel like Elon's just going to, like, end up buying a shit ton of that just to, like, gas himself up. He's a wild boy. That's a great pivot into this week in billionaires.

I know. No, Dave, that's not the name of the segment. The segment is Billionaires Gone Wild. Billionaires Gone Wild. Billionaires Gone Wild. Is that sung to the tune of Girls Gone Wild? Billionaires Gone Wild. Billionaires Gone Wild.

Okay. I think it's time to start the segment. That's our new segment. Yeah. What's going on with billionaires right now? Well, the billionaires are at it again dylan elon musk one of the richest men in the world what is he number two yeah behind behind our next billionaire who will be going wild as well they just they just flip-flop week by week um you know you might know him as elon musk oh he changed his name back randy come on formerly

he had changed his twitter name to uh lord edge i think that is an edgelord joke edgelord's kind of funny he's a weird fucking dude anyway edgelord that's unnecessary uh he he was not afraid to clap back he responded to a sitting senator from oregon senator ron wyden um who was tweeting about um unrealized gains and billionaires income taxes things of that nature and um elon responded why does pee-pee look like you just came? Pee-pee spelled letter P, letter P. Let's also point out that his avatar on Twitter is a phallic-shaped something, a rocket, I guess. I don't know, probably.

As it is. Yeah, oh, wow. That's what rockets look like. I don't know. Get a different picture. I don't know. He knows. If you're that senator and you're just like going about your day.

He got body bagged. Yeah. And then you're going through your mentions and you're like, oh, no. Elon Musk just. Well, look. Elon Musk just. He wanted the smoke. Shacked, dunked on me.

He wanted the smoke. I think he. He quote tweeted Elon. And if you quote tweet Elon, especially if you have a blue checkmark, he might respond. He'll respond to meme. He responds to like crypto meme accounts. I see it all the time. I think I unfollowed him because I couldn't take it.

I don't even know what he's talking about. He tries too hard to be the meme guy. Randy, pull up Ron's pee pee. Now, he does not mean his pp is in his urine i believe what he's mean means is his profile photo profile picture oh and i don't know why he didn't just say your profile pic because whatever but this is the photo in question and we're we're asking we're going to play the game is this man coming wow i did not have us playing this game today well i don't really know what he's talking about it looks like it's not a great photo fairly normal the guy's not a handsome

man he looks like the senator from oregon i was i was i was today years old when i realized that pp didn't actually mean his pp until they that profile photo. Until they just said profile pic, I thought that's what it meant. Well, because I was thinking, like, what is... You can't see his PP. Yeah, what am I missing? But yeah, I don't really know how you come back from this. Is that the only thing he was up to on Twitter over the weekend, by the way? Did you see his poll?

Gross, dude. He put his poll on the timeline? Twitter poll. Oh, oh. No. Did you see his poll? Gross, dude. He put his poll on the timeline? Twitter poll. Oh, oh. No. Did he assassinate it? Here's his tweet from November 6th, two days ago. Much is made lately of unrealized gains

being a means of tax avoidance. So I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock. Do you support this? And he put it to a poll. And he said he will do so, meaning sell 10% of his Tesla stock if the Twitter poll resulted in a yes, which it did. 10% of his Tesla stock is billions of dollars. I think it might be over millions of dollars too.

Yeah, that's also true. It's a lot. It's also over thousands of dollars. Yeah. Keep going. So I don't know what he plans. Is he going to just write a check to Uncle Sam with this? I don't really know what he intends to do with this money. Is Uncle Sam still a thing?

I don't know. The government. How is he not the richest person in the world if we're all giving our money to him? Yeah, hey, where's my tax money going? Yeah. Probably to Uncle Sam. I don't want to know where my tax money is him. He's pretty rich. Yeah, hey, where's my tax money going? Yeah. Probably to Uncle Sam. Mm-hmm. I don't want to know where my tax money is going.

I think that would be a really depressing thing to see. You said we wanted to go to flyovers. Well, it is going to the defense budget. I can promise you that. Okay, this is my official request. This is my official request to the U.S. government. All of our money needs to be allocated to flyovers. Yes, please.

Did we talk about this, what our favorite flyover is do you get a little disappointed when it's the helicopter and not the like stealth helicopters are still cool they are cool but i need i need to i want to buzz the tower i need shit i love the stealth but the stealth is too quick i need that extra second and a half of like a b2 i need the b2. But the stealths are cool when they fly. They can get lower, and they'll just buzz it. They'll fly low and just buzz your shit. When are they going to start just doing drone flyovers?

David, that's not cool. I'm serious. I mean, that's like a monomorphic. That's not cool. Do you guys get excited when people parachute into the stadium? Yeah, it's cool. Only if it's the – who's that super badass team in the Army? Dude, what if a B-2 flew over the stadium and dropped just like a dummy bomb?

It didn't explode. It just like landed on the field. That seems a little unnecessary. It would be scary, but then – That's kind of dope. Probably compromise the field before a game. Yeah, good idea. Let's drop a fake bomb on the middle of the field.

I mean, it's a bomber. Dude, as a kid, tell me if you had this experience. One of the coolest things was when the Blue Angels would do a flyover. Remember the Blue Angels? Oh, yeah. That was so sick. Yeah, and they did not fly over my neighborhood. I saw them through a tree.

It was sick. They flew over our neighborhood. We were on the wrong side of the house. It completely missed them. Trying to see them. Yeah, I was trying to see them, and I was looking all around, and all I could see was, like, through a tree. I saw one of them go, and I was like, oh, cool.

Awesome. I was all ready to, like, yeah, pump my fist. I'm like, let's go. Freak, yeah. High-five my neighbor and then go to his kid's birthday party or something, Will. Yeah, I've never seen a more letdown crowd than the crowd that was gathered in our apartment dog park. After we saw one crumb of a plane, we were like, oh, cool. Did you see the chemtrails behind him?

Right on. Yeah, was it worth it, guys? Was it fucking worth it? Damn. Whatever. How about fucking Leo? Okay. Leo's head is about to be on a platter.

What was the event they were at? It was an art gala in Los Angeles. Headline, Jeff Bezos responds to viral footage of his girlfriend meeting Leonardo DiCaprio. I have one hard and fast rule that I apply to my relationship with my wife. And that's if I'm at an art gala with Leonardo DiCaprio, she's not allowed to talk to him. Whoa, bro. You a little insecure there, bro?

Very. Very insecure. Probably one of the more insecure people you've ever met. Let me just say this. How tall is Leo? Is he on like a – He has to be on a step in this because he just looks gigantic compared to Bezos. I know he's not that tall. His on twitter is is so chewy and bad well yeah he's like 57 uh by the way he's responded after footage of his girlfriend lauren sanchez meeting with leonardo

dicaprio and it appears that she is being very um their their words not mine fangirly yeah it's leo yeah that's why i don't necessarily talk to him at arc alice you do that to anybody man Very, their words, not mine, fangirly. Yeah. It's Leo. Yeah. That's why I don't necessarily talk to him at Arc Alice. You do that to anybody, man. By the way, he only follows one person on Twitter still, and it's his ex-wife, McKenzie. That's cool. He's just checking in to see what she's putting on the table. Yeah, that's an all-time simp move. Laura Sanchez feels about this.

They getting drunk arguments in the back of their Uber X. Why are you still following her? Yeah, follow me, asshole. Are you Googling Lauren Sanchez Instagram right now, David? No, I'm just trying to figure out. Oh, she's a news anchor. Yeah. Oh, really?

I'm sure she's working her ass off now that she's with Bezos, too. She's 51. I mean, don't get me wrong. If I was with Bezos, I wouldn't be doing shit. You just went there, man. That's what Bezos, boy.'t be doing shit. You just went there, man. That's what you do. That's what Bezos, boy. Well, they look very happy together.

He looks very cool. She's a pretty young lady. I mean, you can't bring your girl around, especially if Leo's in a tuxedo. You can't bring your girl around him. Look, they run in the same circles. This was probably, I don't know what, again, I should have looked this up. I don't know what this event was. Oh, it was an art thing. Art gala. How many times do I have to say

art gala? I'm sorry. I didn't know... Oh, presented by Gucci. Made? So the Brick Squad was just there. You just can't date... The Brick Squad was probably not there. You can't date Jeff Bezos and not be labeled a gold digger it's like

hard it's tough if you how do i put this if you are a billionaire and you are not that attractive in fact i mean i don't think objectively you're an average looking feller and you marry someone younger than you very much younger than you who's out of your league and you have a little bit of self awareness that like okay if I wasn't a billionaire she's probably not rocking with me then you can't get mad when you bring her to a Gucci art gala

and the A list of all A list actors are there and she gets a little googly eyed she goes a little awooga for Leo DiCap goes a little awooga for leo dicaprio a little awooga he says schwing boner he's doing a boner one some hike still got it though are you just googling hike is fantastic i'm on lauren sent shouts to fools rush in is she girls with Salma?

They were at the same event last night, or whenever it was, two days ago. Jeff posted on Twitter, Leo, come over here. I want to show you something. Tagged Leo. And it's a photo of him, presumably on vacation, and he's shirtless. Got his arms draped over a danger steep cliff fatal drop. I guarantee that's in Hawaii. He just bought a significant portion of Maui.

That's great. Good for him. Yeah. I'm sure he's really helping out the folks there. It looks like his arms are way too big in that. And she clearly wiped her Instagram before Bezos. Wouldn't you? Guess.

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guy, man. Biden's on a tear. This is good. Is he the meme from what's it called Where it's just like I don't want to be here anymore Like I don't think He wants to be president

At this point Coral Havoc Dude he's just struggling Apparently Where did this happen Oh the Okay President Joe Biden

Let out a long loud fart While speaking With the Duchess of Cornwall At the COP26 summit. I don't know what that is. That's Camilla Parker Bowles. Or Bowles if you're Joe Biden.

When you're smoking bowls. He's about to turn 79, right? When you're that old and you're like an old bag of bones, do you just fart? Do you not control your farts? Dude, I love what he's doing. First of all, he fell asleep in that summit for like 20 seconds. Somebody had to come wake him up. He wasn't even trying to stay awake.

No. He was like, ah, fuck it. Dude, because when you're in your late 70s, what kind of resistance to sleep? Just call him an old bag of bones. That's what he is. I think he's the president. Hey, do you not respect the office? I do respect the office.

It sounds like somebody here doesn't respect the office. I certainly don't. And it's not Will. No, it's Dylan's favorite show. It's Dylan's favorite show. It's Dylan's favorite show. It's a good show. It is. I think it's kind of fucked up of Camilla Parker Bowles to expose him like that.

Yeah, she put that man on front street. Why do you have to do this to him? Let him fart. Did this really happen? Is this like the PP tape and it was all bullshit? What's the PP tape? The PP tape? The Trump, the Steele dossier, the Trump pee-pee tape that was actually...

Oh, the golden shower stuff. Yeah, that wasn't real. I mean, I just think it's... This is much more harmless. Dude, if a world leader is tooting in front of me, I'm not going to go say all this stuff to the media and stuff. That's messed up. Unless PMZ, like, hey, y'all got to listen to this shit. If he squeaks one out, if he squeaks like a quickie out, and you're like, oh, okay, that's kind of funny.

out and you're like oh okay it's kind of funny but if it goes on for like um you know more than three seconds i consider anything longer than three seconds to be like oh well that's significantly longer than it should have been he's just that's a long fart man what but my question remains when you're that old do they just do they just like sneak out of you you don't even realize it i think so like i don't think he was intentionally doing it. Yeah, there's no way he didn't. But when he starts farting. He just sat up on the side. You got to clench and plug that thing up.

You can't let it be a long fart. I try not to fart in public at all. If you're the president, can you fake a phone call? What about SBD? Do you want SBD to sneak out? Not if I'm standing somewhere. If I'm walking down the street, yeah. Oh, yeah.

But if I'm standing somewhere, there's absolutely no way that I'm going to possibly expose myself to the criticism of if someone smells my toot. It's not going to happen. You're not going to catch me doing it. You can tell if they're going to be stinky, though, usually. I can. How? What's the differentiator for you? Or is it just a feeling? Just how my tum-tum feels?

It's more than a feeling. Sometimes it's just a little gas. It's not from the guts. That sounds gross. Yeah, I don't know gas. It's not like from the guts. That sounds gross. Yeah, I don't know why. What's wrong with you? Why? You know what I'm saying, though.

You know what I'm saying. Is it cute because it's an old man fart? No, old man farts are not cute. Old man farts are cute. Your son farts, that's cute. No, it's not. It's an old bag of bones. It's not.

Dude, he is such a tutor. Ripped my son. They all are, David. I know, but it's unique. It's an old bag of bones. It's not. Dude, he is such a tutor. Ripped my son. They all are, David. I know. But it's unique to me. No one else has this experience with their kid. It's crazy. Yeah.

How old's Camilla? What if Camilla was the one that farted, and she's blaming it on Sleepy Joe? No, you don't do that. You don't blame Sleepy Joe. Well, you're kind of the royal expert here. Is she still with prince charles yeah she is dude how about our former president calling him sleepy joe and he's like actually i hear like falling yeah he's straight up out here sleeping like dude i'm sorry but like

like if you if you give me a nickname like if you give me a nickname like smelly will i'm not gonna show up places smelly anymore there's gotta be one thing that i'm not going to show up places smelly anymore. There's got to be one thing that I'm not going to do. He dozed off. Joe, the one thing you can't do is sleep. You've got to inject me with the Adderall. You've got to keep me going. Yeah, if the Orange Man calls me Sleepy Dylan, I'm doing whatever I can to stay awake at all times. We call Brett Big Game Brett, and he doesn't have any small games anymore.

That's not what he does. Dude, how about that email? Why are you on such a heater with your ad reads right now? Dude, Brett's absolutely on one lately. You know what's the problem, though? I get complaints in the comments section being like, oh, you do four-minute ad reads. Yeah, because they're 20 minutes long. Yeah.

Well, hey, guess what? Well, guess who's getting ad reads of the month, like month after month after month. Do you get anything for that? Do you get like a $5 off at Rudy's or anything? I don't know. I'm just going to pat on the back. I'm just going to start making plaques. I'm going to go to the plaques store.

I guess it's good content, but I was going to say this, but he actually, they've been sending him Kohl's cash. Really? Yeah, I didn't want to say it in front of Randy. Randy's punching air right now. Do you know Randy's Kohl's cash costume was made exclusively at Michael's? That's messed up. Yeah.

That's messed up. He notes off Mike not exclusively. Did you hear about the Sleepy Joe stuff, Brett? Is it like low-energy Jeb? Please clap. What did Sleepy Joe do? He just begged people to clap. He fell asleep in public.

And he had a long fart. He's old, though. Dude, I think Camilla Parker bolstered it, and she's blaming it on Sleepy Joe because she knew that he was already down bad from falling asleep at the summit. She knew she could get away with blaming Sleepy Joe. She's not big enough for people to call her out for it.

She knows she can shift the blame. He fell asleep at a climate change conference. I would have fallen asleep, too. Would you not? People are like, yeah, we're going to change this climate back. And he's just like, He fell asleep at a climate change conference. I would have fallen asleep too. Would you not? Yeah. It sounds terrible. People are like, yeah, we're going to change this climate back. And he's just like, yeah, I'm going to do it.

Yeah. 22 seconds. Maybe he was just doing some breathing exercises. I'm sorry. Going to a climate change. Like, guys, we're not reversing this at this point. I know an old man. I know an old man nap when I see one.

That was an old man. I'm going to a maca rally later. Make America cold again. That's my climate change phrase. Make America cold again. Maca. Very cool. T-shirt.

Hey, guys. Are you ready to break some news for us? In lieu of breaking news, I'm just going to go. Hold on. Brett's breaking news in lieu of something else. It's presented by public rec are you were you really going to try to skip talking about like how ridiculous it is that our sizes change brand to brand when our bodies stay the same i would yeah no dude you're a measurement guys not a size you don't have to change and shopping for clothes does we all

settle for traditional resale sizes but why why does a medium person what does a medium person even look like do you know dylan probably me how can two people wear a medium that are different heights wow pants are made to fit one type of body and everyone else has to settle for a less than perfect fit it's messed up guys it's messed up and i'm sick of it yeah that's why you got to go check out public rec, I'm a little upset with Public Rec right now. Yeah, they sent me shorts recently and they're super dope, but they haven't sent me the pants and I'm just a little upset. Are you not wearing the pants right now?

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Nice. You get it? What are you doing for Brett's Breaking News at this point? In lieu of Brett's Breaking News, I'm doing the Bachelor Party airing of grievances. Oh, let's go. I was in New York this weekend. Oh, the Windy City. Right. It's beautiful, though.

It was like 48 and sunny all three days. It's will-to-freeze weather. That's it. It's not necessarily Big Ten weather, but it's... You know what it is. It's crisp, though. I'll give you the crisp label. It's like a crisp Thanksgiving football game.

Ooh, yeah. Real two-hand touch with the squad. I'm on board so far. Big time. Well, I Ubered from the airport to New York for $90. How long did it take? About an hour and a half. Oh.

And then I Ubered from the hotel to, or from the hotel to the airport yesterday. $106. Dude, listen to this. Halloween weekend, Bay Ubered from somewhere downtown to drop a friend off, not like super far away, and then down to my house in South Austin. It was $236.

No. It was surging times three. Hyperinflation. Uber, like, I think we've all collectively understand that the prices are like 400% up from where they were pre-pandemic. But I think there needs to be a collective effort to scale that back. We need to privatize the ride share industry, I think. What if instead of Ubers, we just had, like, cars that just drove by and you were like, put your hand up and you were like, yo, player, I need a ride. That's the move now. And then you just paid them interesting do you remember do

you remember the two weeks we didn't have uber in austin and dude two weeks it was like six months was it six months dude it's forever i didn't go out very much there were like these pop-up uh rideshare brands remember like austin rideshare so they were they were fine until you needed a ride home from the bar at a busy time and the app would crash. What about the one where you just went on a Facebook group and said like, hey, I need a ride? Yeah, sketch. Not good.

Like next door? Kind of like next door need a ride? It was sketchy. I've changed my mind. We need to nationalize the ride sharing industry. How about that? US ride share? We need autonomous ride sharing.

I think we go for personal flight first. What if they had dope drones that you had to hold on to like you were... Like a zipline? Who's the guy going to your bachelor party? Zip line too? David Blaine? He's levitating. You're doing the David...

Like they send a Blaine drone and you just grab on. You have to hold on. It just feels pretty dangerous. It is. There's a lot of liability. You have to sign a number of waivers. But I think you're on to something. Thank you.

So Uber and Lyft are on my shit list. I'm going to do one. It's like a back and forth. Like who's on my shit list? Who's on my good graces? Okay. The Gem Saloon is back to my good graces. Not that they ever left.

But the grilled cheese is back on the menu, David. That's the official sandwich of Dylan. Grilled cheese? We learned that on user voicemails. No shit. Your boy loves a grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, yeah. Throw some ham on that shit. Grilled ham and cheese? You kidding me? Well, what the gem does is they do like thick

Texas toast kind of sourdough and they cut it triangle, obviously, and then they go third side, so they do like cut side on the grill, too. So it cut side on the grill too. So it's grilled on three sides. Are you shitting me? I don't know if I know.

It locks in the cheese. You do. I'm the only grilled cheese in the building right now. Grilled cheese. Yeah. They also, there was a bit of a low energy moment Saturday night where we're all two days deep at this point and we're post the Saturday night dinner and everybody's like full tired.

It's like nine 45. And it's, and it's, there's a, it's a very key moment in the bachelor party because you either need to ramp up, you know, performance enhancers aside,

we didn't do any of those. Good. Or people are going to just be like, I'm going to go, I'm going to crash, and we'll see you at brunch. And what happened? Well, I said, I didn't want to play this card. I said, I know a spot. I know a spot we can go. It'll be high energy, good time.

They're like, what? I'm like, it's a gym saloon. No, it's not bad. And so we went, and I walk in and said, you know, said hello to the GM, said hello to the bartender, and said why I was there. And Sean, shouts to him, proceeded to pour 12 Patron shots and line up 12 domestic beers and passed them out on the house.

And the King of New York. Must be nice to be Brett. And the move was well-received by the Batcher Park. Johnny Sack over here. Does Lil Sass know that he's got competition? It's really limited to about 1,200 square feet on 27th and 3rd. That's good. That's good that they remembered you. Did you put out the feeler?

No. I've been there literally. It's really, I don't think it's sad but i've been i went there like four times a week at one point in my life consistently for like dinner not just getting ripped on i didn't do that dylan was judging you silently i could see it in his head yeah so shouts to the gem saloon. Shouts to Sean. Good time. I know it's a cliche bar at this point. It's becoming

the bar of, and if you're a 23 year old finance intern, it's like the spot. Now I'm 27 and it's a little bit on the older side of it. It's still a good time though. Sounds like I'd have a blast there. You would. Good music. Good people. Hey guys. What like I'd have a blast there. You would.

Good music. Good people. Hey, guys. Good food, too. What do you think about crypto? Get the nachos. Oh, you mentioned crypto in there. It'll swarm to you.

Yeah. You know what Web 3.0 is, Dave? Wait until Dylan tries to digest Web 3.0. I wait until I try to digest. I don't know what it is. Is it meta? It's better than the metaverse. Okay.

Now for my shit list. Yeah. I paid $22 for a drink this weekend. Where? What drink? What was it? I'm not going to give their name. It was an espresso martini, wasn't it?

It was. $22 for a drink. How was it? Fine. I mean, it tastes like an espresso martini. $22, Dylan. Nope. I'm out. Thanks, Obama.

That's stupid. That being said, I'm going to call this segment That Being Said. That being said, New York City bar aesthetics are the best in the country by a mile. By a mile. No, no, no. Hold up here. Way better than Austin bar aesthetics while being fun bars. Nowhere near as cool looking as New York City bars.

Do they have walls covered in ivy with little lights and words that you can take a photo of? With neon lights, yeah. They obviously have the Instagram spots, but they have the real brick, like OG brick, that was built in the 1800s. They can't really say that. That's fair. All right, we'll fuck off then. Yeah, cool. Shitlist.

I'm out on prefix menus. Yeah, me too. I think prefix menus are lame as fuck. Me too. We got conned into one when we were on vacation recently, and I was not impressed. I was very upset, actually. I don't like being told what I'm going to eat. I don't like being told what I'm going to eat.

I don't like being told what I'm going to eat on a very limited menu for a very exorbitant price. That being said, I am all the way in on Beef Wellington and shakshuka. Did you have that at your prefix menu? I did. Well, not the shakshuka. Shakshuka was brunch yesterday.

What's that? You don't know what shakshuka is? You dumbass. Dumbass. It's a Moroccan dish. Shachuka was brunch yesterday. What's that? You don't know what shachuka is? You dumbass. Dumbass. It's a Moroccan dish. Shots of Morocco. Obviously. Tomato-based, and it's like baked eggs in a cast iron skillet.

Baked eggs, tomato, peppers, onions. I saw somebody making this on TikTok the other day. Our guy, meat smokers only helper, makes it. Him and his dad. That doesn't help anybody. Phenomenal. I saw someone making this on TikTok literally yesterday. You get like a real nice piece of grilled bread in there. So good.

Maybe a little Texas toast. And then beef wellington, which I figured out is just a filet with like a croissant around it. Unbelievable. Goated. Unbelievable. Also had scallops. Pantsy or no? Very much so. Scallops are mid.

The restaurant I went to on Thursday, which was one of the most expensive dinners I've ever paid for in my life, not to brag, we started off with a prosciutto flour and sea scallops. Wow. You're out on scallops, Dylan?

They're okay. I've never been blown away by a scallop. Good scallops are great. Bad scallops are bad. Last part of my shit list. I think I tore my Achilles. Oh. I think you'd be in much more pain

than you seeming you are. I think you're fine. I'm in a lot of pain. I think you're fine. At least there's an Achilles issue that's happened. I think you'd be in much more pain than you seeming to be. I think you're fine. I'm in a lot of pain. I think you're fine. I'm in a lot. At least there's an Achilles issue that's happened. Well, chill the breeze in the building. Yeah, I thought I'd toss on the row back.

He goes grilled cheese to chill the breeze. For the end of the episode. Back 20 for 20% off anything you want. Damn, that thing's heat. The Red Wings won last night, too, and now he's Billy DeFries. Not only did they win, they won against the Las Vegas Golden Knights, Dylan. I'm sorry. It's pretty embarrassing for the Knights. Absolutely. Wait until E against the Las Vegas Golden Knights, Dylan. I'm sorry. It's pretty embarrassing for the Knights.

Absolutely. Wait until Eichel laces them up, dog. It's fucking over for you, hoes. Oh, cool, dude. Yeah, I'm really shaking in my boots. See you in six months, dog. Okay. There's a very intense surgery coming up.

He's a great guy, and I'm wishing him the best. That being said, I'm a Delta Silver Medallion guy now. What's up? Oh, congratulations. What's up? See you congratulations. What's up? See you in the complimentary Comfort Plus upgrades and the Delta Lounge. Damn, dude. Must be nice.

Delta's a good thing to have status with. Can't confirm. That's it. That'll do it for Shit List. Well, it's good to have you back, Brett. Thank you. Good to have you back. That's a fun seven.

New York is a fun city to spend three days in and I am very glad I am back in Austin. It's good to have you here. Excited to be here. Not a New Yorker. Shall we?

Sure. Bye. you