Circling Back - Birds Sounds, Seam, & the Food Gawd | Circling Back 6-2-26

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

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All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. My name is David. Welcome to the show. Got a big day today. Got cold calls later on. Still time to get your submission in. I posted the form on I quipped it.

First of all, I quipped it on Patreon. And quip. I'll be quipping. People were like, oh, dude, why don't you stop trying to make quip happen? No. it's happening. It has happened. And it will continue to happen.

Only on Patreon. But yes, cold calls going down from 2 to 3 Central today. Producing Randall Chabacky. Hi, Dave. Which backer brought us that shirt? Barrett. Thunderberg. Who's in the chat right now. Barrett, I'm wearing your shirt.

Lunchbox Records. I believe it's a local record store in North Carolina. Whether you can also go get cookout if you want, I've learned. That's right. Don't mess that up. They will never let you live it down. Didn't we used to be sponsored by like an electric toothbrush company called Quip? We did.

Was it Quip? Yeah, it was Quip. Yeah. I think, and I think Club Cool was sponsored by Bruch, which was like a luxury, electronic toothbrush. A luxury what? Electronic toothbrush. We're so good about it. I don't know.

I got me a sonicare, fam. I got myself a oral B. I.O. Fred Flintstone. own toothbrush or something. You got a fucking minions one like my son. Ooh, that was... Dude, Kobe. Sorry, didn't mean to step on.

Yeah, go ahead. Tell us about your toothbrush. Yeah, tell us more about the dental thing. I just got electronic toothbrush. Wow, it must be nice, dude. What did that set you back? I don't know. Probably 60 bucks.

Pretty cool, dude. Wow. Two-year warranty. I'll tell you right now, I got replacement heads on Amazon, off-brand. Never again. No. More like scam us on.

David that's a good one Dylan shivery That's a nicey Don't shivery Man I've never been so dialed into The college seam right Than I am right now

What baseball and softball What you've been doing Roundup Doesn't I feel like it's having a moment I don't we talk about a little bit already But it feels like More people are dialed in than normal People just need something

It's college It's because it's, we're dialed in because we can have it on during the day and like kind of reasonably pay attention to it. I also think more games are available on TV or like the ESPN app than I've ever been before. You can watch any game. It's so sick. They airs so many like at once and they're, they go until like midnight. Now, I don't know about playoffs. I'll tell you right now, a lot of the people running the streams of that are students.

It's free labor for these sports teams. I hope you know that. I hope you know because I used to do it. Well, they're getting valuable experience. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I guess so. It's all part of it, man.

Yeah, it's experienced. But you can't put a price on experience. Your point is not incorrect. I used to do it for baseball and softball at Purdue. Worked to everything. Twelve people were watching. Yeah, no offense. No offense to you.

No offense to the product. I'm sure it was fine, but, you know, Purdue baseball. I think it also helps that you've got big fan bases. Like, you got, SEC, you got tech, UT, UT is SEC, but not a traditional. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So like the people that we are frequently associated with and communicating with, they're all in the mix. Some big upsets in college baseball. We'll talk about that later during Dylan's baseball minute, which I'm excited to get into. Big upsets, Dave. Not just ones that

off the top of your head. You might not even know about them. I mean, I was looking at ESPN earlier. You don't even know about them. No, you probably do. It's not a secret. Information is widely available. I saw some teams lost. That's the thing about sports. There's winners and there's losers.

Okay. That's the thing about it. That is true. Sports, brough. Some things are bigger than sports. Yeah. Just means more. Like I mentioned earlier, cold calls going down from two to three.

We just call listeners. They say, hey, here's, I got this to talk about. It's a great shot. Maybe we'll say, maybe we'll call you, maybe we won't. And we'll just give them a call. chat it up with the mix it up see what's up all right you're talking about patreon patreon the thing that you can support us the best theme week you can support us the best that's how you can support us the best theme week you were out of the office when will brought this up

let me pitch something for you here what uh mr mr david roommate week roommate week what do you think about roommate what do you think about roommate week there's some stories i could have one of my old roommates on may i yeah that's a good idea may i offer you you a compliment that shirt's dope dude i don't know if you're lifting your arms up to like showcase it more or maybe it's your guns that are poking through that's shirt's dope you got to give it to him every now and then temple tracks shirt from howler brothers every now and then dave pulls out a banger and he did so today and i got i got to say this shirt is haller brothers it comes from my good friend slightly gel good friend barrett dudley uh retail therapy zone oysters clams and cockle

zone, Haller Brother's own. He's a triple threat. He can do any podcast. I'm convinced you could put him in any podcast in the world and he would fit in. He would be able to seamlessly. Now, there's some. Yeah. Thank you. I have a bad Barrett, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. Yeah. It's not very good. That's not it. What would be the funniest one? Which is a lot. He's got a good laugh, too. Like the Maryland Foodie Boys. He kind of does a high pitch day. All right. All right. Maryland You're Barrett. I am one of the kids. What's the kids' name? I don't know. It's one of them. I really like eating pizza. Not a lot. I like eating pizza. Pizza's okay. I eat plain cheese.

Yeah, I try pineapple. Do I have the worst? I need a salting Barrett. Was that supposed to be Barrett? I do, I can't do Barrett. I think you're doing the McLevin character from the Marilyn Foodie Boys. He told me to be Barrett. Yeah. That's why I, oh, you could, you could never. Dude, I'm not, I'm not good at impressions. Temple Track shirt from Hallibros. Check it out. Austin's own. Non-spawn, that's just a shout-out.

No, you just, this is just, I mean, the shirt's gas. Straight out. I feel bad wearing it because I know you like the shirt, but it's okay. It's yours, man. What am I going to do, not wear it? We're both wearing new shirts from Barrett's. Should I swaggerjack, Dave? Just go buy it.

Wouldn't it be the first time you've bought the same, got the same exact thing as Dave. Come down. Won't be the first one. Come down. You don't have to be his mother. You don't have to be his muscle, dude. Yes, I do. He can defend himself.

No. I'm here for you. I don't want to do your muscle work. No, I'm here for you, little, Davey. Don't worry. Rhodes pointed out that in that song, that Steely Dan song, they use a bad word. Do you want to know what the bad word is? Fool.

It's a bad word. And I, like, told him, I was like, it's not a word you should use, but, like, it's not a word you should use, but, like, it's not. not the worst word. Yeah. I was like, don't call... Although in my head, I was like, it's kind of funny if you call your buddy a fool. Like, stupid is probably

a no-no word when you're his age. For sure. Full. Yeah, that's border. I don't. I think if Park said four, I'd be like... Yeah. At that age. It's cute that he thinks it's a bad word. Yeah, because I was like, uh-oh, what does he say? Not as bad as the...

Yeah. What are the... Don't tell you this. Dyer Straits has some... There's some things that sneak up on you. What are the worst words, Dave? Let's rank them. We'll draft. You two start. Trumbacki.

Worst words in the English language, Trumbacki producing. Got him. Producing today in his new shirt, Randall Trumbacki. I'm sorry. After I just mussel defended you. You did. I don't need you muslin me. Look, unless you're a muscle mommy, I don't need you.

Unless you're going to ragdoll me in Japan, I don't need you. Are you going to do that? I never said thank you. And you'll never have to. That's pretty good. Is that Batman? You working on that? Yeah.

All right. Where are the drugs? Why are you a narc? Dude, that's, that's a line. Where are the drugs? That's my, the biggest complaint with that movie is just the forced nature of his Batman voice. I'm not wearing hockey pads. Hockey pads?

Yeah. Yeah. The start of Dark Night was like, what makes you different than us? I'm not wearing hockey pads Yeah but he's got the fucking full suit all Yeah they're not hockey pads Yeah but it's it's In another thing

He's got like gadgets Hockey pads are expensive If your kid's a goalie My kid's not You're spending some good coin They're not bulletproof though We have that one guy that we watch on YouTube shorts I watched him shoot

Sewer Caps I watch you call it The manhole Manhole covers Yeah He by the wall way. If you're ever in a pinch and like you need a shield, unless you're going up against like a 50 cow, that thing's going to do you right. Get that, get your manhole cover. Awesome.

It's heavy. It is heavy. But you're going to really be putting a strain on those shoulders. But you know what? It doesn't matter. And just cover up with that. That's not, that's not, uh, advice. That's not legal advice or survival advice. It's just a tip. If you're wondering, and like the like kind of steel concrete as a hundred pound dumbbells they'll survive a 50-kall round. What's that guy's account? We need to just shout out.

I'll probably just let me go on my YouTube page. Yeah, I get served by every day. I always taking it. I know he uses like a protective shield that he always worried about ricochet. Yeah. I mean, you got to. Yeah.

Could an excavator bucket stop a bullet? I'm gonna. Need to know. Probably can't. It's yee, yee life. Yee Say it right Yee yee

This guy is always on our front page At YouTube Thanks to him We know what different caliber bullets Will puncture Yeah I haven't seen some of these 7.3 million subscribers

Good for him How many paper plates stacked up Can stop a 9mm bullet Stuff like that Yeah I don't know Fuck if I know You don't need to know

Until he starts doing it Then you have to know This guy's got a pretty good gig Yeah A bank door? How did he acquire a bank door? I'll tell you. He's tall.

Can a parking meter stop a bullet? He just, he just gets some fun stuff to shoot. This is fun, dude. Yeah, this is the one, 100 pound dumbbell. He'll survive a 50, Cal.

Really? Oh, yeah. Good to know. Unfortunately for Deli he wouldn't be able to lift it. I could lift it. Oh, boom. Bubbuckertz.

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the dog fence dude that was a weird that was so weird I just collapsed the thing weighed two pounds I think it was the angle bad angle you went down like tiger dude I did I just I hit the deck it was so bizarre

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Support the show. Let them know circling back cintches. Bird sounds. Yeah, this kid, we got to at least give him a nod on the pod, his own segment. Fogs. There's a kid who is, uh, I guess it was a talent show at his elementary school, possibly middle school, don't know. And he just stood up in front of a microphone with a like a basket full of stuffed birds

and went through the different bird sounds. And he did like 30 of them. And it's incredible. It's like a five minute video. It's a long video. But skip to like, I like, okay, the crow, go to like 30 seconds in, hit me with some crow. And then Dylan, you can go to your Dylan faves. The Red Tail Hawk

Let's play from those two crow to Red Tail Hawk Okay here we go This is the bird goat If it loads And we're buffering Oh come on Eli I'll do I'll fill in for them real quick No

No Oh we're just gonna refresh the page How about that? How about we just Refresh the page Yeah He has the crowd in the palm of his hand. This kid is goaded.

Is Jimmy Fallon ruined him yet? That's good. That one was fine. Shut up, man. That's incredible. That's good. The Redtail Hawk's my favorite. I think it's coming up.

These kids are loving it. He's the coolest kid of school. He was it. He should go to. He should go to like football teams and go like in front of the team. And like, all right, we're going to bring it a coach. Like, we're going to bring in a guy. We're going to bring this kid in.

You've probably seen him. Been viral. You're going to do some bird sounds. Imagine how hype everyone in that room would do. Oh, dude. It's like when the mind, what is that fucking. David. The mentalist.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Or when like David Blaine is like throwing up frogs. They need to stop giving a walk-on scholarships and just bring this. kid in like if you're the ravens how do you not have this kid out at camp all right here comes a redtail hawk i believe i'm trying to this this is what is that big the redtail hawk sound dude that's incredible i think that i think the bald eagle's next actually we'll do that you didn't know that they didn't know that they used a redtail hawk the kid the kid up front wearing his

gie it's like man my my my shit's gonna sell no dude he's like he's like he's like he's like He was like, oh man, I broke like eight boards. And then this kid went up there. He's like, I'm not winning. Anyway, shout out. Shout out to this kid. I don't know his name, but Samuel. There it is.

That's not one. People are forgetting that yesterday will download a new app called the Merlin app so that you can listen to the birds and you can log them. And it picked up my bird call as the actual bird. Just saying, I got a pretty good bird call too. How would anybody know that? What bird? The morning doves.

And? And? And you're ready? You ready for this? You ready for this? It's pretty good. This kid doesn't need to use his hands, though. Yeah.

No. You don't even know. That's too much sauce. Yeah, that last one doesn't, isn't actually the morning dove. But it did pick it up. And it said morning dove. So. What is the bird?

No, it's not a bird. It might be just cicadas. But there's an Instagram, TikTok thing where it's like, it's you walking out. inside your house. There's like walking to football practice in high school, you know it's about to be fucking hot. And all you hear is like the summer sound or like the bugs. Dude, that's why I quit football, man.

It was the summer two a days. I was like, I just can't. I can't do. I will literally die if I'm out there twice a day. If you had been just like two inches bigger, dude, with your athleticism? There's a redtail hawk who just patrols my neighborhood. And it's so, it's so dope. They're badass, dude.

He was on my fence the other day. I got a picture of it. Did you walk out and you did like, you tried to dab up with your little nucks? No, I didn't, I didn't, weirdly, I didn't try to tap up the red tail hawk. I didn't want a ball. I didn't want him to leave. I was just, I let him do his thing. I'll send you this picture if I find it, Rand.

There it is. Does he do a duck? Does the kid do a duck? Gwack. Not Randy, I want the. Oh, you want me to see? Ah, no. I thought you had went through and labeled each one.

No. Randy, I'm sending you a picture of the redtail hawk that I, that was on my fence. Show us your hawk. It's a hawk reveal This was a Google Or like my phone My phone identified it as a roo Hawk so if it's not one

Yeah It could be something else But I think it's a hawk Look at that bucker dude Damn what that fence sent you back Very nice fence It is a nice fence Yeah it's brand new

Did you stain it? No it's not no it's not stained You won't even look at you This thing's disgusted by He's so dope You know it's fucked up though Because you know given the chance If that thing could take

out like your little chihuahua you don't have a little chihuah I don't it would take it out oh yeah like in a heartbeat yeah fly off with it we were we were walking the dogs and I think it looked at Shrek like a potential target but yeah that thing doesn't want to tussle with Shrek Shrek it's got a mean streak to him yeah I think that's red tailhawk yeah the owl the owl's back in my place just come by at least three times in my new unit it was in his uh two nights ago our owls we heard him like once or twice over the winter this kid does an owl too. I don't know how far into the video it is. Randy, unfortunately, didn't go through

and label leech time stamps. Wow, dude. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, so hey, 8886.1848422. Do you have any comment on that? That's a badass bird there, dude. Right? Is it cool. I was like, man, you're welcome on my fence anytime, big dog. Oh, oh, haven't even told you that I got a woodpecker coming by the place now, too? Really? You're feasting, dude. Oh, yeah. Relatively new bird. sick that kid's i don't know where that talent takes him but that's pretty badass it is yeah i don't know how you monetize something like that what's up y'all it's your boy i'm a bird guy i do the bird sounds just want to say thanks for the follow you could do live events yeah he could do he could maybe do uh the garden you see long drive guys to get hired to do

like uh like live appearances in front of yeah yeah he'll hit like a charity scramble they're like he'll hit the t-shirt you're like they'll hit the t-shirt you shot for like a hundred bucks a bunch of yuppies sipping on transfusions like dude this guy's about to mash we had we did one a tournament like that and long drive guy was out there and like he hit three shots we paid hit three long drives all three were off the planet and so he's like okay you guys you get to just put it out there by the like the 100 hundred yard stake because he couldn't hit the fairway so we just got to place our ball by the hundred yard steak you couldn't hit the fairway no everything he kept just probably because he had hit like a hundred dollars

golf shots that day. Yeah. As hard as he could possibly swing. It was also drinking and smoking. People forget that Ross and I went to San Diego a long time ago. We did like a Brian Brose thing, but we also did it, Jamie Sedlowski. Ross has the bag. Watching him hit balls was a lot of fun.

I saw him hit a putter 310 yards. A putter. That's a long way. Yeah. I wouldn't let him swing my meridian like that. No, no. This is just added value, but I would be like, dude, this is my meridian. This is my baby.

It was like a, it was like a 1990s just blade regular. Just a PING answer to you. Regular ass putter. It was crazy. Did you ever watch Woody the Woodpecker? Yeah. Yeah, this is the woodpecker I have come by. Beautiful bird.

That's cool, man. That's cool, man. And squawks. Squawks loud. What does it sound like? Oh, it doesn't sound like that. I don't got it. I delete that.

I think that I lost part of my vocal cords. I can't hit those. notes anymore. What happened? Oh, no. Age. Too many glizzies? Too many glizzies. Hey, guess what? We had hot dogs. We had hot dogs last night. Alyssa got, Alyssa was jealous. I got to eat ballpark dogs Sunday. So she went and bought like H-E-B, all-natural beef franks. Who's had dogs last night? That's great. Except for I went back to back on glizzies. You did. Yeah. You ran it back. I don't know. What's that about? Are you the new El Glyzadente? Maybe. I like, I felt really bad about myself.

also ate a bunch of kimchi. I was like, man, whatever I just ate is probably not that good. Maybe this kimchi will change thing. Did it? No. Okay. I mean, look at me. I still like a piece of shit, right?

A piece of shit. Other than the shirt. Texas A&M has landed Frederick Ards. Frederick, he's an edge rusher, four star, Dylan. Sick, dude. Wow. Turned out Bama, South Carolina and Florida. You starting to worry yet?

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talk about how the sports have been very good to me lately, right as Texas and Tennessee began to play in softball. Texas had to win twice because they had one loss already in the college world series. Tennessee had zero. So they needed to beat Tennessee twice yesterday. A very good team. You said you didn't mind watching Tennessee's pitcher twice? What was going on there? I didn't say anything about that. Sure she's a lovely young lady, but she throws absolute gas. She has the, I believe the world record for the fastest pitch.

It's at 79.4 miles per hour. Well, that's coming at you from 48 feet away, man. That thing's on you quick. Anyway, she should just throw that every time. Well, then you can, you know, get her up for it. You got to mix in and off speed. She's got to move. You got to mix in and off speed.

She's nasty, though. But Texas got to her a little bit, and they won both games. yesterday. And so now the only question. It was just funny how you had to move your, I didn't want to kick your, I know, but maybe you put your feet down. I don't think that was worth that kind of laughing. You did a little core exercise there. It was like, it was like, it was like a bug and you were like trying to get away for the way that. I put my little space. I put my laptop down in front and Dylan had to move his feet and I thought maybe you'd take him off the table. He didn't.

And the way that they've looked at you too was also very. Who's the abs. I was like, damn, dude. Okay. Yeah, you got Texas to get the re-in-way. Yeah, so Texas, they beat Tennessee twice in order to make the final of the college World Series, so an excellent day. And then the only matter left to be settled was who they were going to be playing.

Who! So Texas Tech was in the same position Texas was. It's an owl asking who. Okay. They're facing rice? The rice owls. Okay. Shout out to the goaded outside blocker.

puts those paws on it those Polish paws it's ball game dude the Polish paws get on you you're not getting a tackle they used to call in the Polish Paul I used to yeah anyway Texas Tech found itself in the same position Texas was had to win twice against Bama because they were they hadn't lost yet Texas Tech lost to Tennessee prior and so they had to play two games yesterday evening and they won both of those really exciting Mia Williams by the way the daughter of legendary NBA guard

Jason Williams is she had a walk-off home run in the first of those two games. Pretty dope. Yeah, she's really good. All right, dude. And Texas Tech won last night. So now we got Tech v. Texas in the finals. A repeat of last year. Your heater's about to be tested because you got that.

You got Stanley Cup tonight. Yes. And then you got your Spurs tomorrow. In San Antonio, I know. I don't like that softball is up against NBA finals. You're going to have to really match that multi-view button. I will. Yeah, I'll be flipping.

I'll be flipping. I tweeted last night during game one, the first of the two games against Tech and Bama. I was like, man, they can't, tech can't. I don't want to see Tech win, but I wanted to see them. I'm glad that they won. Do you think that Tech is going to win their first national championship in a major sport? I don't know. They're good, man.

They have two nasty pitchers, and they rotate them like every inning, weirdly. Uh-huh. Have you seen? Yeah, I've learned in the last year, pretty much last season is when I really, like I said, I got into softball, but I consumed a number of softball games. And I was like, oh, fuck, they could do a lot of stuff that I didn't know. But they've been swapping like inning per inning. It's crazy.

Anyway. I didn't know that was a thing. I tweeted that if anyone's going to rip the hearts out of this Texas Tech softball team, it can't be Bama. It's got to be Texas. It's going to hurt them more. If it happens, I don't know what's going to happen, but two good teams. Are you going to leave the group chat, the Too Much Dip group chat?

No, I'm not that emotionally invested in softball. I would love to see Texas defend their national title, though. Of course, they won it last year against Texas Tech. What if Landry starts chirping you? Like a little mockingbird. Landry's... That's not a chirp. Andrew doesn't typically chirp me.

Do a chirp. Chirp. Chirp. God, damn. Why do we pay this? Chirp, do, do, do, do, do. Jop, jub. I thought you had good bird sounds, dude.

Yeah, what happened, dude? I just have the morning dove. And that's with my whistling hands. Dude, this kid, Samuel would never use his hands like that. You cheated. I've got, I've got one. Turtard dove. Home alone.

Two. Oh, look, it's a hacky sack bead just sitting on the couch from when Will was emptying them out. Are you sure that didn't come out of your butt? I'm sorry. The be. Oh You want to hear my early bird impression Look at this unclaimed worm

Thanks guys We put up with them folks Stop Anyway So when they play They play soon and what's the series Put your money where your mouth is I think they start tomorrow

You put your money where your mouth is Like bet on it? What do you mean? I don't know you're always talking shit Sores be it I'm not talking shit You were You were talking crazy out there What was I saying

Tell the folks This tech softball team is not for real. They're about to learn how we really play softball in Texas. You jumped up on a table and threw double horns. You said, if I didn't have obligations here, I would drive up to Dallas and beat the shit out of Azteg guy or wherever he lives is what you said. Just to send a message to their softball team is what you were saying. You said it much meaner than that. Right.

Much more threatening. Yeah, sorry, I was saying. I definitely said that earlier. You said, I swear to God, if Landry starts chirping me in the group tech. I'm going to kick him out of that group text. I don't get too emotionally invested in softball, but it's been fun. All right, dude. I mean, Texas won a natty last year.

And they can, you know. This would just be this house money. It's house money. How's money, dude? Maybe tech is a little hungrier for this one than Texas is because of that. Speaking of hungry, you see the Texas, this is a great tie in. The Texas player who, uh, she, her good luck charm is a ladybug. Eating a ladybug.

What? What is she a bird? Anytime she sees a ladybug, she eats it. What is she some kind of bird that eats lady bugs? We don't have to do a whole theme, a whole bird. Ladies and gentlemen, this lady's for the birds. Is that good for you? Eating lady bugs?

Yeah, you see this? Don't eat lady bugs. I thought they were good luck. They're dope. Yeah. I don't think you need to eat them. You probably never eat a bug. You'd probably be all icked out, weren't you?

Yeah. That's pretty accurate. man in college we used to eat mud bugs crow dads crawfish God he loves a mudbug No you don't They had a boil going on outside of

HEB recently I walked right by I was like man I'm just going to get groceries And it's like 10 in the morning I was just getting some I was gonna get a steak for later I ended up getting ribs I told that story yesterday

But they were they were doing crawfish out there It's cool I was like hell yeah I walked over hands on the hips Like oh yeah smells good man Where are you from? This is late in crawfish season, right?

I don't know, man. Two sticks a better now. I think it's pretty much over. Oh, okay. I guess he's an expert on that too. Let me look. You might be right. Ain't going to shrimp.

Once they end and why? Let's find out. Plus June. Peak season, March through May. See? I think it was May when I was there. It's gonna be May. It's actually literally the last day of May.

So they're like, got to get rid of all these bugs. Yeah. Otherwise, those aren't good bugs. They're probably small. We have to go release them. It's catching release unless you cook them. We got other stuff for what? You just want to talk birds?

We can move on from softball. We could jump right into baseball for the next. You got a big baseball minute. Let's do baseball. We'll do baseball manner first. Well, before we do that, I want to say FitBot is the only way to look like Dylan Shiffrey. Wow. Of course, FitBot is the application.

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Put your money where your mouth is, dude. Baseball minute. On the men's side of the bracket, we got some seam ball, some baseball going on. It's been really exciting, man. We are down to the Super Regional's, which is a, three games series. It's just two teams matched up in the Supers. Texas is hosting Oregon in Austin. But we've had some major upsets. All right. The top two overall national seeds did not make it out of regional, which is pretty unheard of. UCLA,

gone. Yeah. The top overall national seed UCLA, who's got some major high MLB prospects on that team, including the number one overall prospect. Rock Cholowski, I believe, is his name. Yeah, a dude's sick. Georgia Tech, the number two overall national seat lost last night. I think it was yesterday. To, oh, yeah, it was. Oklahoma walked them off.

Damn. Oh, you. Knocked out Georgia Tech. So, and they were playing Kansas in the Super Region. I believe that is in Lawrence. The Jayhawks. Not to be out done, though. I wish Micah was here to give his best, bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Oh, no, I know where this is going. To the Aggies of Texas A&M who just absolutely flopped in the regionals. Oh, my God. They lost twice or lost Sunday against USC, and USC already had a loss. They had to be A&M twice, and they did so. Who is USC's lost who? I don't know.

Texas State. Was it? Oh, that's the one game we won. That was an exciting. It was a good game. We shut up. So they took out A&M. They won 14 to 3 on Sunday and then 7-1 last night.

By the way, A&M, who is like, oh, we have the best fans. We sell out everything. That stadium was empty last night. Kind of crazy. Just empty. I don't know what happened. Maybe because they got their asses of whips. Summer school night.

Who gives a shit? Can you find the 12th man? The bubbles were not going last night. What? Interesting. So I was looking so. So Kansas moved on. Kansas moved on.

That's crazy because I was looking at the seed, and it says they were, the Jayhawks were a bird seed. Which is unheard of. It's not a number. I hate this episode. It's not a number. I hate this episode. I'm not recommending this one to anybody.

Well, yeah, I thought I'd give you guys a try, but there's too much bird calling going on. I didn't like it. Too many bird puns. So what's the deal? So who's Texas got? Oregon. The ducks.

All right, dude. You were talking mad shit out there about sauce. Game one Friday. I'll never talk shit about sauce. Sauce, I love you, big dog. I would never do that. I'm excited, man. Texas has a good shot to make it to the World Series.

Good shot. The heat is on. It doesn't suck to be Dylan Chevroree. He's on a sports eater. I just keep feasting, man. And he's a real eater. Doing the Bernie And he just ate a ladybug

Whoa Red at PG-13 Dylan shivery is A hot dog I don't know I'm the hot I've had fucking You gotta chill out of the dogs dude

I've had fucking six hot dogs The last 72 hours I had fucking That's too many I had four yesterday for dinner Four hot dogs there are only six grams of protein a piece and they shrink a little bit when you cook

What do you, how do you dress your dog? Chopped up pickle, chopped, chopped up onion, cheese and fucking mustard. Damn, you went off on cheese. I forgot cheese? Cheezed his inches. Okay. Usually with chili that makes a lot of sense.

Yeah, about chili. We had it out because Sam just likes to put his hand in shredded cheese as it's the only way he can eat his meal. and I decided, well, fuck it. And at what point does this stop being chopped up pickle and becomes relish? I mean, basically, we didn't buy the relish. We had to chop up pickles. You made your own relish.

Yeah, I'm kind of a DIY guy. Yeah, I've been doing a lot of DIYs. Is this how I act? Do a PE guy. Yeah, I'm a DIY guy now. You're doing PE guy? No, I'm your neighbor. Hey, thanks for helping me find my dog.

You're welcome. I'm sorry. No, I had three, I'd fucking. Four hot dogs for dinner. Fuck off. All right. You should be happy about that. Why should I be happy about that?

Because you're the hot dog guy. I'm not the hot dog guy. Dave is now. I was picturing you with each bite. I said a little, I was apologizing. I was like, Lord forgive me.

I have glizzed. I have glistened. He's glistened. He's putting out of running back. Dave's the hot dog guy now. He's trying to get ahead of it. No, no. I'm fine.

It's fine with that. It's hot dog related. Four hot dogs and I got maybe whatever the cheese added, I got no more than like 30, 30 grams of protein. That's the shit. Stop counting your protein. I'm trying to hit 50 per meal. Shut up, sugar guy. Silent killer, man.

I got to chill with the sugar. Fucking fallout boy over here. This pineapple Kool-Aid trend. We're going down. We know. We know even. Never mind. Chill out with this pineapple Kool-Aid trend right here, man.

There's too much sugar, dog. Pour some sugar. I'll be honest. It's harder than you think to find a big jar of sliced. pineapples. I don't expect that to be easy whatsoever. Everyone's buy them up and selling them. Can you buy them already mixed with the Kool-Aid? No. No. I mean, you can, but like how some guy's truck.

I'm just not trusting that. That's a big part of it. These people just bring out their coolers and sell them all the back of their trucks. I do want to try it, though. We're going to try it. One bite. It's one one bite. Everybody knows the rules. If anybody knows like a nice goth girl who will come feed us cool, lid. We need a plug,

pineapple. Let us know. We got to plug it. It's called Walmart. I mean, you don't have any goth you can buy pineapple and you can buy

Kool-A and sugar. I'm not buying. These things are all gettable. Yeah, we know you buy pineapple. I've seen your shopping cart, buddy. Upside down.

What's all that about, Dylan? Yeah. Pineapples my favorite fruit. Is it really? Oh, yeah. It makes people poop.

It's a good, I think, I don't know what the, what's in it, but it makes, I can tell you It makes a two-year-old's poop, like within 30 minutes. Okay.

It's good to know. There's some people out there who have young kids that might want to know that. Sorry, I like to do the show and help people, unlike you. Thanks for helping people, man. Oh, man, I'm so awesome. All my teams are winning, man. It's badass. Making all those bird jokes over there that you're doing, Dylan.

What's all that about? 12th man. Where's the 12 man? More like the 10th man. It was really surprising that didn't show up for that game. Can't find a 12 man. California, that's good.

Eddie Vedder. You probably don't know about that shit. I know where Eddie Vedder is. Pearl Jam? That's good. Yeah, you're right. Comfortably numb, it's a good song. That's not Pearl Jam.

Who is that? Pink Floyd. I get them confused. They're same, same. They're not. They're similar. They're not. They're similar.

But, no. Pearl Jam is like grunge, post grunge. Pink Floyd was your late 60s. 70s, into the 80s even. Take my hand. I know that's hooty, but I always get hooty and Pearl Jam mixed up. Also not the song. Hootie and Pearl Jam?

Yeah. This show sucks. This show does suck. You would have told me, Can't Find a Better Man was Hootty and Blowfish. He didn't find a better. Dude, it's hooty, though. Dariusrucker? Yeah.

He made that wagon wheel song. He was the first one. that's the best version people get people got real mad they're like that was like the ultimate gatekeeper guy back in the day you know he didn't write this

you know somebody else does a better version on the song I'm doing a guy I know specifically old crow malleyssen show I don't have a good crow old crow mm-hmm damn I can't leave I'm Mexican

James River Blues Pearl Jamma Pink Floyd like an idiot Yeah, I mean, I Yeah, I'm sorry Okay, well, if you're new here, I'm music stupid Everybody knows it All right.

What's our hooty and Pearl Jam closer Or Pearl Jam and Pink Floyd? Music-wise or like arrow-wise Because hooty and Pearl Jam overlap era-wise. Music-wise. What sounds more similar? That's actually, I mean, that's tough. I'm going to say, ah.

Just vibes wise. Pink Floyd's like a very like very, very, uh, psychedelic in ways, but not in like very abstract themes. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. Is this segment about baseball or something? It was.

Dylan shiveries a hot dog. He doesn't know music, but his teams are all winning. And he's running for president. El Glyzadentie takes on the White House. Don't check his Reddit. He's too. I'm sorry to the listeners. Read the PG-13.

I promise we get better than this. That's fine. I don't know. People in the chat are liking it. He has a problem with the chat. You do have a problem with the chat. What's your problem with the chat? You're always talking about it.

I love the chat. Chat, do you love him? You could do some help, Dylan. I could. After this episode, definitely. Today's episode's brought to you by BetterHelp. This episode, in fact, is sponsored by better help.

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he memorized, like, a lot of appetizers. I wonder, we should show them our draft. Yeah, see what he likes. Just play it, Rainey. Roll that beautiful bean.

Egg fried rice, chicken fried rice, pork fried rice, special fried rice, Singapore fried rice, single rice, meat charming, chicken charming, pork charming, beef charming, chicken balls,

prawn balls, pork balls, sweet and sour chicken, pork, con, con, con, song, sweet and saar, beef in black bean, chicken in black bean, pork in black bean roast duck chinese style roast pork chinese style chicken chinese style

crispy aromatic duck uh seaweed sesame prawn on toast spicy pork mixed all d'urves chicken and sweet corn soup chicken noodle soup hot and sour soup uh prawn crackers chips salt and chili chili chicken balls salt and chili pork wow that's a world record wow that that to me sounded very quick i feel like i feel like i might have done it just in your attempt today You achieved 40 menu items. We should try this with the maps. It's a solid record. You talk about my life being surreal.

This has been one of the most surreal moments and one of the best moments. It's been an absolutely wonderful afternoon. This guy is just electric, man. Impossible to dislike this guy. What's his background? Because it seems like he's always like traveling and eating at dope restaurants.

Yeah, I think that's pretty much nailed it. His name's Big John. And he orders for the table every time. time. Yeah. You don't try to order if he's at your table. Big John,

the boss father. Dad to heavyweight boxer Johnny and Henry, William and Hetty. Love this guy, man. Do you say heavyweight? Says,

dad to heavyweight boxer, Johnny and Henry, William and Hetty. I don't know what that means. That the antecedent there is not really working for me. Who's the heavyweight boxer? The fucking book learning guy.

Anteat. O'Deat. Hold on. I produced the show and introduce words of knowledge. I didn't have Randy pulling out antecedent on this episode. No. I don't even know if you use it correctly, because I'm not even sure what that is.

Impressive, Randy. We laugh, but it was very impressive. When your performance review comes out, we will note this moment. Flag that, honestly. Would you do your job and flag your big word? Flag. Yeah, this dude rules.

This dude rules. Why is Little Richard trending? Did he die? Many years ago. So yes? Probably on the Epstein files or something. I don't think so. No.

Okay. You know, he's one of the original, one of the pioneers of rock and roll. I did not know that. Yeah. That's cool. Fun fact. That's Dave's Music Minute, y'all. Do you want to talk, you know what?

Let's do this. We teased it. Got a little time left. Let's have an intern on Thursday. Is that when he's here? Do you Thursday, we want to give him a full week? I don't really care. We're going to hot seat him?

Put him in the hot seat. What if we put him next to you and he just frame on? That's fine. We got a new intern. Jaden. Jaden. Texas State. He might need more time to settle in.

That's what I'm thinking. He's a soft-spoken lad. You say that, but he might get in here and spit fire. He could. It's possible. All right, we'll do Monday then. You won't be here Monday. Huh?

He won't be not be here Monday. He's Thursday and Friday next week. We knew that hiring him. But then he'll be Monday and Thursday the rest of the summer. Well, must be nice making his own schedule. How do I get that job? You do have that job. Oh, yeah, I'll make his own schedule.

But we can get him here next Thursday. Is he going to be a job? ready? I don't know. Is he's going to be settled in, Randy? Jesus. Yeah, let's get them in here. Let's get them on, but let's have KJ on too. Okay. That's a lot of cooks, man. I don't care. I left K, we just didn't have to be on the whole time just to ask the intern. Okay. That is your favorite column back in the day, back in the Tfm days. You always said that generated the most traffic. It generated a lot of traffic. I wouldn't, my, I can say it was my favorite, but it did quite well. You liked the traffic. You, we were, we were,

chart beating back there. The traffic was good. Nothing better than hitting published and just doing this. Arms are crossed. Watching chart beat just go brazy. Just go bonkers, man. It was a fun time. Ross would, I'd post a column and Ross would, he goes, watch this and B. We used Hoot Suite, I think. And he would send a tweet from Tfm, TSM, PGP all at once. And you just see chart beat go, it was fun. It was really fun. Blogs, brough. Yeah, be. Blogs, bro. How's the chat?

I might say my tea. Should I say my little T-Bow antidote or should I do it now? I'll do it now. It's not a major segment. Let's hear it. First, I asked about the chat. Sorry. They're hyped for Bosch.

What's the chat think of today's episode? Because Dylan hates it. People are enjoying it. People were enjoying how off the rails was. I think a lot of people said, well, yes, yes. More bird humor. Yes. Someone said that.

Okay. Doubt it. I don't. No, no one said. that but if someone wants to comment that now then you could say someone did say that i think we're flying high this guy t-ball they're apparently allegedly so my son plays a six-you t-ball and um there's there's some kids that are just under five there's a lot of five-year-olds and there's some six-year-old and up until now it's he's basically played on the

same team the last two seasons. They changed names, but it was the same like 10 kids added a couple here and there. And now the rumor in this league is they're going to switch it to where it's a tryout and a draft based on your score. And the commissioner is going to assign teams to make it more even. Oh, so it's not a true draft. No. Oh, we have. have a draft draft. So the, I, maybe a draft isn't the right word,

but it's going to be, um, yeah, commissioner's going to look at the, and just go, okay, no, looks at the numbers and put kids where they go.

And, I mean, is, are there like a couple of teams that are just stacked? Does this need to happen? The team that won the league that our friend has a kid on,

um, they were, I'll put it this way. Our team, so 18 teams, which is a ton. We were a 12 seed. We,

the team that won the league, we tied the first game of the season and lost on outs. They had way more outs than those. Apparently that team is mostly six-year-olds, whereas our team had like one or two six-year-olds, which there's a big jump between a five and a six-year-old playing t-ball.

So, but no, I mean, but I will say, we were like a run-of-the-mill team, although we did win four playoff games, that kind of a Cinderella story that people were talking about. The teams at the bottom end had mainly five-year-olds and weren't there are some teams that didn't win a game so yeah there there's there's not a lot of um i guess parody okay parks is playing i mentioned this is um in all city tournament

yeah which is it's it's not like all they don't call it all-stars and i don't even think we just got a call from one of the coaches i said parks wanted to play that's why we're doing it so you had plan of not doing it but no we had our first practice last night and um We have a game Thursday against Northwest Little League, which is where I grew up playing. Ooh, how's divided? Yeah. I don't know who I'm rooting for. You should get a jersey that has half and half.

Yeah, I should. Northwest is a pretty serious league. Is that the one? It's one of the ones. Yeah, it's good. And so Parks, Parks is the League is really small compared to some of the big dogs. Northwest is a powerhouse. Do they play, does Parks, did they ever use the field?

Barton Springs, the one just off to the right? I drove by it yesterday and I was like, I wonder. On A. Z. Morton? No, no. It's the one where if you go down Lamar, make a left on Barton Springs. Like you're going by Zilker Park. It's off to the right. There's like one.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Or is Caesar Chavez? No, it's, it's, it's, it's Barton Spring. Yeah, the one kind of behind like the Chewys over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a cool field.

It's really cool. That's where, that's where, yeah, that's like his home field. Okay. Yeah. You have the city in the backdrop. It's cool. Yeah. Okay.

Well, I don't know how I feel because it's like, I feel like at this age and T-ball, a lot of, there's, a lot of kids are just playing because their buddies are playing. And, you know, they like it and all, but it's like, I just don't know how it's going to be when they're playing with a bunch of kids. They don't know. It feels soon for a tryout. It'll be fine. Dude, they adjust very quickly.

Like, Parks, pretty much every team Parks has been on. He's only known like two or three kids on the team. Yeah. But by the end of the first practice, he's cutting up with all of them. It's, they adjust really fast. I wouldn't worry too much about it. It's like coach will be able to pick, like, coach's kid and then one other kid. Like, and that he'll get keep two.

Keeper league. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see. It's a bummer because our groups, our group's a fun group, but, you know. It's a fun group, man. It's a fun group. You saw us at the Cubs game, racing tricycles, things like that.

All right. You know, the team that knocked us out of the playoffs, the Cardinals. Randy? You got a Cardinal? No. Jacob de Grom, 100th career win last night against the Cardinals. Nice. That's the last bird Jericho here.

Wasn't really a joke. It was more of like an observation. But those are facts. Those of those things I said were factual. So take that. Yeah. Okay. Have a great day to see you for Cole call.

We'll do better tomorrow. Bye. Bye.