Circling Back - Birthday Fajitas in Space with Your Absolute Boys

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

Dillon hops back in the saddle, This Weekend in Fun featuring a homemade pizza, the Olympics thus far, two astronauts stuck in space indefinitely, a potential historical Sasquatch siting, and whether or not you should be able to eat fajitas at someone else's birthday. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (34:50) Let’s Chop on The Olympics (47:00) Space Bar: Two Astronauts Lost in Space (54:00) Sasquatch Siting? (1:04:30) Fajitas At Someone Else’s Birthday Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Bourbon & Beyond: www.bourbonandbeyond.com  Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright, we're back. Circling back podcast. Welcome. My name is Will DeFries. David Ruff. How we doing today? Feeling great, man. Feeling great. I wanted to start by saying, while we reach the end of July here in Central Texas, it has been weather wise, top three months, summer months that I can remember. It's been an absolute dream. Just delightful. Maybe hit 100 once, if at all.

I don't even know if we did. No, we did. A lot of moisture, straight up damp season. We hit it one day because I told my mom we haven't even hit 100 yet. And then I looked at the thermometer later and I was like, damn, the sky was straight up leaking. Your boy hit that jinx button. Yeah, precipitation.

Right. That's what I'm saying. Like it was just straight up moist. Yeah, there's a less sexual way of saying that, sure. But these are all words that people use to describe wetness. And dude, the clouds be mega damp right now. I will say this week we are gonna get a big old blob of dust, Saharan dust.

So it's gonna affect air quality for a few days. How does the dust get all the way over here from the Sahara? The Saharan dust. So it's gonna affect air quality for a few days. How does the dust get all the way over here from the Sahara? The air. Just drifts. The wind. It just be migrating. The wind, the wind darling.

Yeah, but yeah, what a delightful month. It's been incredible. It's what it's been. A few of the evenings have been downright just like pleasant. Right. It's been great. Just the humidity due to the just extreme moisture in the air. Oh my gosh.

Get that wind coming up from the Gulf of Mexico bringing the straight up damp season up in this. No, no. They may be able to bring some Colombian dust for Dylan. Oh, a little Eric Dampier. I don't. Dylan Shivery. Eric Dampier?

Former Maverick. Great. Hey, it's good to be back in the brick hands. The saddle was out all last week as everyone knows. I'm Eric Dampierre. Former Maverick, great. Hey, it's good to be back in the saddle. I was out all last week as everyone knows. I don't like it when the content happens without me. I just don't like it. I feel like I'm missing a lot.

I feel like you guys miss me. Like the content's not really hitting like it usually does. But I'm back, happy to be here. I did listen to Monday's episode with a friend of the program, producer Micah. And there were some things, Sid. He glazed you. He glazed me, then there was some,

yeah, the glazing was great, and there was some. Just admit you thirst-trapped. I didn't. You thirst-trapped a little bit. That was a real game of chess. You knew. You knew. I didn't just ask him to hold a rook.

But you knew. It was a real game of chess. I heard you asked for a different photo to get taken so you could slide your swim trunks down like an extra inch. No, that didn't happen. I heard you asked for a different photo to get taken so you could slide your swim trunks down like an extra inch. No, that didn't happen. Do you have low rise jeans? Were you trying to show pew? Was it low?

No, I don't know. It wasn't low. I was just trying to criticize you unjustifiably. All the women in Lost, I'm about to start season three. They all rock the low rise jeans of like 2006, 2007 era. Those are back. Michelle Rodriguez. Here's the thing though. Here's the hop. They all rock the low rise jeans of like 2006, 2007 era. Those are back. Michelle Rodriguez. Here's the thing though.

Here's the thing. When you're at the beach, the shirts tend to come off. Like it just, it happens. And it's a beach vacation with my family. Pictures are gonna happen. I'm not gonna go like, you know, grab a shirt like, oh, let's do it, let's get a picture. It just, you know, stuff pops off. Just say it.

You didn't want to wear your John Stockton jersey in the family photo. I didn't want to wear my John Stockton. You had to get rid of the Karl Malone jersey. Wouldn't, I would never. The mailman wouldn't do it. All-time great nickname. Yeah, mailman's objectively great. Yeah, he.

Because he always delivers. Skeletons in his closet, I feel feel like aren't like talked about enough. No, I Twittered. I feel like the last couple of years, but if you're not on Twitter, I could see you having no idea. It made its way into a Kendrick bar during the Drake spat. A minor.

Do do do do. Do do do do. Anyway. One do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I know we're talking about this, you know, a month too late. No, no, this is perfect. The single cover with all the pedophile pins on the house, it's a nice touch. I actually drove through Washington County, my way to Houston, where he has now obtained a ranch, Drake that is. And I was just thinking, man, it's really, it's just weird that he owns property here, like a giant, because it is just not like that, that area, that part of the state is just very remote. But it was a good investment. Interesting. I don't know, it depends. I don't know what kind of floodplain he's sitting in.

Does he have mineral rights? You got to think he obtained the minerals, hopefully. Are there a lot of minerals out Washington County way? Should be, should be. Can I ask a question? Can I ask a question about the dumb fucks? Yeah. Okay. So remember when we did an episode with a noted washed media adjacent property dumb zone? Yes. You guys are familiar with that episode? Oh, yeah. There's a lot of online dialogue regarding this. And I enjoyed reading it for the most part.

I started to get into it and started to, you know, identify myself as a dumb fuck too, kind of group thought, like just getting in that Reddit and enjoying myself. Sure. There was one compliment that somebody said, and not only did I think it was completely unjust, but now I've convinced myself that it was actually an insult.

And I want to talk this out with you guys, okay? Okay. Somebody said, I'm new to circling back, but Will might be one of the smartest people that I've listened to. And I immediately thought, well, that's simply not true. I'm not smart. He's pretty dumb, folks.

Do the dumb fucks call people smart as an insult? Ooh, I don't think so. Is that too next level? I don't know. I don't think so, man. You know, because like, if you're a dumb fuck, it'd be hilarious if you were just like, dude, that guy's way too smart for us. I don't think so. Is that too next level? I don't know. I don't think so, man. You know, cause like if you're a dumb fuck, it'd be hilarious if you were just like, dude, that guy's way too smart for us.

Was there any context given like why he was? No. Okay. That's why I didn't, that's why I think it's disingenuous. And I also just don't understand how you could possibly listen to that episode and come to a conclusion that anyone in the studio was a smart person, besides maybe Dan. It ain't me.

I think I made like three cum jokes. Yeah, that's what you guys do. Yeah, I think it's probably sincere. I'll talk to my dumb fuck. Misguided, but sincere. I'll talk to my new dumb fuck friends and I'm gonna start trying to shoehorn in this by just insulting people by being like,

oh, that dude's too smart. He's smart. He's a smart ass dude. He's smart. Yeah, we don't roll with the smart asses. He's a smart fuck. Insane glazing. Shout out to all the new dumb fucks that are listening right dude. He's smart. Yeah, we don't roll with the smart ass. He's a smart fuck. Insane glazing. Shout out to all the new dumb fucks

that are listening right now. We love you. We love you. Tell your other dumb fuck friends. Yeah, get in your dumb fuck group text. Yeah, mix it up. Surely there's a dis chord. Is there a dat chord?

A minor. A dat chord he said, you understand? Yeah, I guess. Dis dat. I don't know. The cowboyAT chord he said. You understand? Yeah, I guess. The Cowboys should make DAT chord. You can talk to him. I just don't know if that's a thing. You can see his pregame fits.

Yeah, I don't know. This is his last year. He's gone. It's a tough scene. I thought you said that he was going to have a career season and then get a stupid contract. I did. I don't know if I did say that he's going to get paid. I just don't think it's with us. That's my hot opinion. I was talking to NFL with Micah yesterday on the golf course.

They will. Uh huh. And? He's way more excited about the Mizzou Tigers. I know he's not excited about the Cowboys. He's way more excited about the Mizzou Tigers. I know he's not excited about the Cowboys. He's not. He's never excited about the Cowboys. Dude, football season can't get here sooner than enough. They haven't done much in the off season to create a little extra excitement for this season, in my opinion. Lyon's got some little criticism for welcoming Hulk Hogan to training camp after his Republican National Convention. He fucking cares. It's Hulk Hogan to training camp after his Republican National Convention. He fucking cares. It's Hulk Hogan.

Dude, exactly. Like, are we really going to complain about Hulk Hogan being at Dan Campbell's training camp? That's not something that I want to complain about. That's a blue collar crowd, man. Right? Like, no one doesn't want Hulk Hogan around. It's the Hulkster. He's the Hulkster. Well, look, if they rolled out the bull gods, might build a little march. They'll probably roll out the bull god.

He's dude, he's got to stop. Detroit's not claiming him like they used to. It's kind of sad, but I get it. Who is the biggest artist from Detroit going right now? Modern artist. I know Kid Rock's technically modern, but like last few years. Tim Robinson. Okay. Uh, Randy, does that count? I was looking for, but a good answer.

Friday night. If you're not here to heard what the skeletons came to life. Yeah. That's fair. Randy, man. I don't know, Dave. That's a good question. Big Sean, right? Big Sean's pretty pretty out, right? Like no one really is

that into him. Yeah. Will it wash media.com? Let them know folks. I tell him Dave sent you. II don't I don't have this take now but I did have the take at one point that Kid Rock should just do every single halftime at the Thanksgiving game. Yeah, like

it at NHL arenas, they often will have the same person do the anthem. Yeah. I like the idea of just one an in-house halftime show. They had like Jack Harlow do it one time and everyone's like, yeah, this sucks. Like, I don't, no one cares about this. Big Sean did it one time. No one in the crowd even spoke. Is Jack Harlow Detroit? No, he's Louisville, Kentucky. He's Louisville. More about them later. Interesting. Oh. Maybe we'll see him at a certain thing that we'll alluded to. You guys, you guys miss me when I was gone?

Just real quick. I don't know. No. What? No, you get Mike and Dan. It's kind of fucked up. You left town and made us like carry the team for you. Sorry. I won't do it again. You're not allowed to leave town ever again.

I know. Dan, Dan, Dan brought it. Michael brought it. Yeah, I didn't listen to the Dan one. I just got the mic. Don't listen to it. Dan Rawdog. You take some Ls. Dan Rawdog to like the entire episode, which I appreciated. Did Dan, what? I took some Ls? What happened? What? What did he say? He was just saying how you're a fucking piece of shit.

He said he thought that you used to change his columns too much to to make him less funny than yours So that like you would get more page. I did do well Yeah, I think you miss understand he said that Dylan did that like three or four times. I did do that Yeah, did you I mean I I think I rewrote a total of like three jokes that our writers had wait He didn't actually say that. No, well, he said it in different words. You'll have to listen. He did brick the question of what his favorite

all-time TFM headline was. We even prepared him for it. What'd he say? Like some random headline he wrote about alligators that wasn't a pretty mediocre headline, even though I'm sure it was a good column. It was, he did kind of the deep cut like. Yeah, he went deep.

And that's, to be fair, that's very Dan to go deep cut on that. Yeah. For me, it was J bones Trump wall one. Yeah, that's the chalk answer. That was my head. It's that's the Mount Rushmore TFM headline. It's so good. Hey, I don't know if I told you this, but after races ranked is also up there from Bush. After the after the Trump, the the the attempt on the former president, I texted J bone. I was like,

Hey, are there any scheduled tweets we need to know about? And he responded back and he thought that was funny. It was good. Yeah. I don't know why, but I immediately thought of him. Trump keeps taking L's. Yeah. I go, no.

Do we need to, do we need to offer context? Any dumb fucks listening right now for this? Uh, so yeah, we, it's funny. Trust us. The day that there was there was a terrorist attack in Paris. Someone drove a vehicle into a crowd of people. I believe that deal was really ugly. But something else French related happened that day that we covered on TFM. We wrote an article about it. Or even like the day before, like it was like something in the news that week. And J Bone had scheduled a tweet for that night that said, and the headline was, uh, France continues taking L's or something like that. I think it was the French still, still taking L's or something. Yeah, the French can't stop taking L's. Can't stop taking L's. Like it was just, it was just an onslaught of L's.

It was just the worst possible timing whatsoever, but there was nothing nefarious was intended there. As someone who used to schedule a lot of tweets back in the day, like that was, I can just tell from J-Bone that that was just a throw away. All right, we're just gonna put this one out like at 9 p.m., call it a day. It might be funnier if like, you know J-Bone, cause if you really say it to yourself in J-Bone's voice,

it makes it really, I can take it out. They can't. That's so true. There were very few times when it was like, all right, we needed to delete all the scheduled tweets that are going out and something. This isn't a good news cycle right now. And that was one that was that that missed. That was a miss. Time to lock it down. Oh, announcement. It's merch week. Oh announcement. It's

Merch week. Oh again. We didn't sell any. I guess we did sell a lot of merch last week, didn't we? I'm just saying like for for you guys, it's Merch week and pod week and those things go inside. It's pretty crazy. If you did

order from washed media dot shop, just know that uh Dylan is out here grinding this morning. Just printing out labels for us small to mid sized podcast shirts going out today. That label maker is Boston. Went out today.

I think was leaking. What was that noise it made? Me around. But sometimes it gets cool. It was very Star Wars. A real computer on us. Yeah. R2D2 shit.

Yeah. It's probably the AI. Things of that nature. My friends, you know what that is? R2D2. Just Star Wars in general. As a little trash can looking fella. Yeah. Right. the Star Wars franchise. Those aren't long though, are they? I'm hoping I just keep delaying until he just forgets about it. I don't want I don't want to do it. We're in here on Dylan's like 48th birthday. I started the final one. I fell asleep. It's weird that Brett doesn't watch TV because I feel like he'd love the

Mandalorian. Mm-hmm. That's good. Pretty good. He doesn't watch TV. Can we get some announcements out? Shaw. Washed.substack.com, please go subscribe. Last week we wrote about whether or not you're allowed to eat fajitas at a birthday dinner, which I actually think we need to talk out today, even though it's not on the rundown. You guys mind if we dip into that a little bit? We should.

We should. We'll talk about that a little later. I'll put that in the runny. Also youtube.com slash circling back, go subscribe. Dylan's track house will be making his triumphant return this Thursday. Oh, yeah, and finally tomorrow Reddys game show be on the paywall patreon.com slash circling back podcast Do you know what a game show podcast I got last place last time which means your boy will be producing?

I have I have asked Randy if I can do a couple questions He did ask and then he provided no questions in too late again. I Little tense maybe not do this on the show maybe don't do it here Randy. I'll just say it man. That's screwed up Daddy's back on the pen. Why wouldn't you text me and be like hey take some work off my plate Can you come up with three questions? Well, maybe. Hey, guess what? Maybe we'll do another one in two weeks. I would have done that because July I might just know. Randy, I would have gone straight up geography questions just to mess up.

Brett, did I go B2B back to back? No, no, you just still you prevented Brett from getting a three P. So you were going for back to back this time. But well, if you ever want to try just like, you know, creating the whole game and hosting it, I'm a contestant. I don't know. If you think that I would know how to make slides and put them on the screen in the correct order,

you're mistaken. That's just, that's very basic. I don't know. I wasn't very good at PowerPoint back in the day. That's the wrong song. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I don't know.'ll be in Louisville. Dave, say it. Probably going to be in Louisville. Oh, you said it.

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Please drink responsibly. There's a link to purchase tickets in the description of this episode. Go cop them, we'll see you there. Saw some booty chatter, people wanting us to like also do a meetup around the same time in Louisville. Just come squat up at a bourbon tasting. We'll tell you where we're gonna be though.

Are you gonna bring your own Coca-Cola? I could probably acquire that at a number of places in Louisville. I think you should be yoc Bring my own coke. What's we got this fucking guy for you know what I mean? I'm the cocaine guy. Oh Now I'm bringing my diet. Dr. Pepper to go with the Malibu rum. Oh Yeah, it's the it's a juxtaply. Yeah tonight. We like to blame talk It's a joke for four people maybe five I'm not gonna play the juxto town from my beach trip. Great beach trip by the way. It's a fantastic family time. No shark attack. It was relaxing. Got a nice, got a nice, got some color. Just great time man. This

weekend was very low key on the on the heels of a trip. Just kind of chilled with Chelsea mostly. Just went got some dinner. Went and saw the the Deadpool Wolverine movie. Oh, how's that? Really good. Who's Wolverine? I'm missing Hugh Jackman. Yeah, I'm missing. I think I'm missing a lot of context. I didn't see the second Deadpool and I've seen zero of the Wolverines. So I'm kind of I was kind of lost in some of the probably a little context you're missing. There's a lot of context. So I was like

I was a little confused about the story a little bit but I still enjoyed it. The action was obviously. It's getting great reviews. It's it's a fun watch. Randy, you saw it, didn't you? The opening scene is so fun. Really? Yeah. Yeah. It's fun. Right. The title credit scene pretty much sets the tone for the whole movie. It's it's badass. Alright, when this hits Disney Plus, your boy will be watching. Yeah. The title scene. Are you gonna raw dog it? I'm not gonna watch the whole movie. It's it's badass. Alright, when this hits Disney Plus, your boy will be watching. Yeah. The title scene. Are you going to raw dog it? I'm not going to watch

the whole movie. Just go through the all the Wolverines. I started I'm too deep in Love Island USA now. I got a big popcorn. I'm telling y'all. And a big diet Pepsi. Didn't have Coke. I was really upset about that. That sucks. Where'd you go? Some junior mints. Is Alamo a Pepsi joint? Regal? Diet Pepsi's fine. The one on Westgate? Yeah. Pepsi's fine. Dude, it's not. Sierra Mist kind of hits. It's not DC though. What about that Sierra Mist? That's different, but that's for special occasions. Do they even have Sierra Mist anymore, right?

Is it starry? No, I don't know. I'm just showing my colors of how little pop I drink. I did not actually, Randy, you sent me a slack. I did not watch that Sierra Fist video you sent me. I don't really know what that's about. And Sunday, Parks and I just chilled, man. It was cool. It was cool. You just deflected Star Wars all day?

Did not take Parks to see the Deadpool movie. He did see Twisters though, which I don't know if his mom should have taken him to that because he's terrified of natural disasters. Yeah, as someone who was terrified of natural disasters as a kid, my parents banned me from that movie. I was only banned from watching two movies in my life and Twister was one of them and Pretty Woman was the other one. Parks's irrational fear? Really? My parents didn't want me to see a movie with a prostitute. I think I learned this. You've never seen it to this day. No, I've seen it now. Okay. I love it. I actually think it's great. It's a great movie. It's a

really, really good movie but it was one of the only movies on our on our movie shelf that was on the back of the door that you know, I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've

seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it to this day. No, I've seen it now. Okay. I love it. I actually think it's great. It's a great movie It's a really really good movies, but it was one of the only movies on our on our movie shelf

That was on the back of the door That that was on the top shelf so I couldn't get pretty woman Walking down the street Pretty woman You need to get deeper with that mercy. Can you run that back mercy? There you go. I can't I don't got no That's that's pretty good pretty woman Yeah, okay So your weekends done just so you can stop saying you could you could just if you didn't do anything fun on the weekend

You could do the trip recap. Did you you went to the beach? Yeah I mean, I did you pull anything while you're running into the water. Nothing crazy happened on the trip I just I didn't pull anything. I stretched which is what when you when you're 40 years old It's a it's a must before you start learning that dude when you sprint for the first time in months. You need to stretch first Yeah, like that's a crazy man. Dan famously did not stretch before the Grand Ex Combine. He was like 25 Walked in the walked in the studio or walked into the office the next day with his leg completely bandage wrapped an ace bandit Well, I people saying he was ducking me but I'm not one saying that no Dan would have been the person that would have had the most competition for you, I think,

in terms of like bench and everything. Bench press home he would have been. Dan Bench would have been a problem. Yeah, oh yeah. I hope to get invited one day. He's barrel chested. If you could turn back time, you'd go to that convoy. If I could turn back time.

There was a world where I could have just been like, hey, I'm doing this too, but like I kind of felt so excluded that I was like I'd rather just edit today. I'll just edit. I also don't know what we're talking about. I won every single event Yeah but only because Dave tripped. I gotta say after the

finish line. No, he had you. It was after the finish line. Anyway, that's not what we're here. What'd that boy do? Uh I'm not sure. Anyway, it, right there, this has been, our two big road trips have been the same way. Disaster with the baby, as far as just crying. Ride back, just great. And I just, that's how it's been.

And I'm hoping that's how it's gonna be. That means it was a good vacation for the little dude. Yeah, I mean, he didn't do shit. He fucking got held the whole time. Yeah, but he probably got some sun. That tires you out. It honestly was cloudy **** got held the whole time. Yeah, but he probably got some sun. That tires you out. It it honestly

was cloudy and and and rainy most of the time. Nice. And we definitely did some rainy pool stuff. Um I did some Deadpool stuff. It was oh you did too. No. Dylan saw it too. Um Dylan did it. It was a great time. There was a brisket

smoked. Some wings air fried. Delightful. How much how much influence did you put on the smoking situation? I stood there like checking it out. Did you ask him about his Blackstone? Were you happy? Oh, oh, you know, there's a Blackstone model that has two air fryers like under the thing, like built into it. I was like, I I want this. I don't think I would use it, but I want a Blackstone would be sick. Do breakfast on there?

They're dope. Oh, they're real tight. Take up a lot of real estate, but one day. Got home last night, had to get my game ready. And I'll save this for my weekend, upcoming weekend in fun on Wednesday, but got a golf thing coming up. So I gotta get some reps in.

That must be nice. Wouldn't hit the simulator. I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave the heavy lifting to you guys. I hit the SIM last night, and I normally don't like the SIM because the SIM tells you a lot of data. As you know, we did a video last year. It straightens you out a little bit, but you can get a little caught up like, oh, my smash factors off.

Don't as your smash factor Smashing maybe I've been smashing factor at home. You have just promo code No, I did the Austin Powers thing here do it again Smashing maybe yeah, we're still talking about the bachelor party I went on where I did Austin Powers content the entire time and it hit every single time black stones are affordable Are they I thought they were expensive as hell just based on like the people that have them. No. Can you just buy something to put over your grill that I can just like toss on there and not have the grates? I don't like grilling burgers. Have you ever heard of the man grate? You lose so much juice, you know.

Check out the man grate. Okay. Do I want to? No, it's just a dude sitting on a table with a whole one. It's a norm. It's an all time norm. McDonald ad read. Well, look it up. You can get expensive Blackstones too. There's a wide range. Can you just go to the beach and find some? Yeah. Um, did the same, did some, did some, uh, we picked up some Taz last night. So I did about half pound chicken. Shout outpe tortilla go to chicken fajitas and I just said the place doesn't miss man Go to you could tell me there's better fajitas in town because of the atmosphere at other places But like but dude their chicken is elite their chicken is It's topped here. It's so check it. It's so it's so juicy. Yeah, how do they make it so juicy?

I think they inject it every bite is a little bit of damp. It's like God cried into the fajitas. So you're saying I'm eating God tears? Dude, it's God tear. God tear Taz. That's about it, I've done too much. J-Bone used to say, God tear coms when we were playing Call of Duty.

Dude, God tear coms. By the way, Call of Duty. Good. Got your comps. Like, by the way, his name is Jared. If you're new here, go to your goes by J. Bob. All right. Thanks. Thanks for telling me where that guy was. Jared got here anyway. Little House of the Dragon last night.

Oh, my God. The pen ultimate. I'm not watching it. Oh, last night, dude, was an ex. I'm just saying I'm not giving away spoilers, but if you're into dragons and like really well done CGI, last night was the episode for you. Yo, like you're you're watching it. You're just like this is very expensive to make.

Yeah, I just did finish season two of The Boys. It's probably cheaper than getting a giant dragon. Really enjoying the boys. Those dragons, those dragons are very expensive. They've unionized. Yeah, they've all evened out their rates. So none of them are cheap. Yeah, it's a tough deal.

You guys want some boys? I'm done. I just hang out with my absolute boys. It's good. Hell yeah. He asked if we watched The Boys. Yeah, that's why I did this week. Well, clearly doesn't.

Boy, I aim to kill Homelander. Billy Butcher. Die of hardcore. I'm gonna make him bloody squirm. Is that a strut? What is that? I don't fucking know. It's like a hybrid of.

It's real sassy. He's a little sassy with his head. It's like his own brand of accent. It's weird. Anyway. Is it Tom Hardy? Tom Hardy just does weird accents in every role that he has. It's Walmart Wolverine is what he is. Okay. It's John Partey.

Okay. And there's a heartache on the dance floor. Sups dog. That did it so much. Go ahead, Will. Sorry. Randy? What I did this weekend? Sups dog that did so much go ahead. Well, sorry randy Oh what I did this weekend. No, will you please put my photo on the screen ready? We don't care about I got a haircut. I got a good haircut. I binged the boys

Hell, yeah, dude. I guess we'll go we'll move on to uh, my absolute boys. Oh, yeah Fuck yeah, dude binge drink. I still have one episode left day. So I'm thinking all right How about your weekend will? Randy can you please put something on the screen for me, please? I Played my homemade Zoc card Okay This is something I'm getting into I've decided that ever since we got the

Ninja pizza oven given to us that it's time to start honing in the at-home Zagame. Part of the reason I want to bring this up is one, I would like you guys' rating of my pizza. It's a little burned, but how do you feel about my homemade pizza? I tried to do a Stussy S on it, but it didn't really work out. It's an oval. It passed the first thing I noticed. I had to hit the oval button because I put it on a sheet pan and put it in the oven. Got that thing crisped up. Have you ever had dovetail?

No, no. Is this giving dovetail? I just don't want. Is it slightly overcooked? Right. Here's the thing. Is that how you like it, maybe? Here's the thing.

I was okay with this being the way that it was. So I played my Zot card. If you're in Zot court, are there any things that can be, oh yeah, Dave, like I'm essentially a chef there. Yeah. That looks exactly like it. You're looking for an exemption because you made it yourself. Do you get any type of tax write-off for doing it yourself? Yeah. You can deduct that. Okay. Okay. I just wanted to make sure because like, I just feel like putting in the effort like that, like I feel like the za card should be multiplied

during that week if need be. Maybe you have a flex za. This looks like you did kind of like a slow fermentation with the dough and it's maybe like a blend between like Neapolitan and like New York style. Yeah, I didn't buy it from Central Market and freeze it and then use it like two weeks later. Right.

That's not what happened. No, my absolute boy came over on Friday night with his son. Uh, I was solo with the boys for the weekend. So they came up, they came over. Um, you know, when you're with your absolute boys, uh, what the guy who thought you're smart is going to like go in there and back. You know what? I was wrong.

I was supposed to go to the grocery store before my absolute boy was coming over. And unfortunately I couldn't make it. And he was like, dude, don't worry about it. I got something special. He brought over some A5 Wagyu and we made sliders out of it. I will say toddlers don't digest A5 Wagyu very well. I think it's a little too fatty for them.

Yeah, maybe. Their little gut bacteria can't comprehend. Yeah. Yeah, it was a long night. Yeah. And then, you know, Saturday, I just kind of vibed out, mobbed a little bit. I did a little setting up of a new record player that Randy procured for me on Friday. We're doing a little behind the scenes shopping for a potential new studio environment for the Sunday Scaries podcast. And we saw a steal of a record player online.

So Randy went and hit that. I spent most of my weekend setting that up and just enjoying it outside of playing a little scramble with Micah yesterday that we got rained out on. Always ideal that when the golf course is, you know, 80 minutes away that you get rained out. So, I will say that after six holes, I think Mike and I were six over scrambling. We did go sicko mode on him if you follow Circling Back Pot on Twitter.

And it was just kind of that. Yeah. Yeah. And not much else on the docket. But the Zoc card was played. You were six over? Dave, it wasn't good. So, I just felt like y'all were... the Zoc card was uh was played. again right now. How is that course? Really cool. Valor Creek Blanco. Said it right. An all-time municipal course in the Austin, Texas area even though it's pretty far away. Why do people call it Blanco? It's just Texasified. Why do they call it Versailles, Ohio Dave? Great question. People are asking. Fair.

Manchac. I referred to it as Blanco once on this this very podcast and I heard about it from people. Did you not meet there Texas yet? I guess not. Man okay. I didn't I wasn't born here. It is it is a Spanish word for white actually. Ever since my procedure I've been shooting Blancos that's a Spanish word for white actually ever since my procedure. I've been shooting Blancos and no huevos. No way this we love Elvis. We got guitars. Sorry. You ain't met

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Please How much have you guys watched? I've got a little bit here in there. Is it overwhelming? There's so many events like Like it's hard to pick the right one. It's hard to pick the right one and it's even harder. Like I'm having trouble deciphering if it's live or not even though that's probably really easy to figure out but I'm always like are you guys the type of people who don't

want to watch a recorded event if there's already people that know the winner out there? Kinda. Dylan doesn't give a **** about spoilers. I watched the recorded basketball game against uh Serbia serbia, how'd we look good? Really? Kd was he couldn't miss man five for five from downtown Really kevin duran Longhorn great jason tatum benched

Yeah, what's up with that? I don't know anyway, um Yeah, it is quite overwhelming. I've been doing the quad box on YouTube TV and I found that it's just overwhelming. I don't need it. Like I almost feel like I just need to start watching like the main NBC coverage and just have the fluff pieces and not just pure sports. We had the quad box on earlier and I just was looking, I was like, oh man, there's a number of things I'd like to watch. We had some fencing. We had, there box on earlier. And I was just looking, I was like, oh man, there's a number of things I'd like to watch.

We had some fencing. We had, there was archery. All things that look cool, but. I was watching some dressage. Is that how you say it? Yeah, you usually gotta pay extra for that. I don't quite know. It's horse dancing.

What the goal is. No, it's not. It's like cross country horse riding. I don't know. I don't know what the goal is because it's not a race because they're not they're not going super fast. Do they get vibe points if they

like do a shifty over the the rail? I don't know. I don't know. But it's like a race. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. know what the goal is of because it's not a race because they're not they're not going super fast. Do they get vibe points

if they like do a shifty over the the rail? I don't know. I don't know but it's when's the last time you did a shifty Dave the the French countryside looked beautiful in the I'm not big anymore. Did y'all watch the opening ceremonies? No, I I

watched the highlights. I'm not one to criticize opening ceremonies because I think you can just do whatever you want But if you compare the the Harris one with what they did in Beijing Big discrepancy like Beijing had it dialed They had the drum dudes just going going the fuck off There's probably a little bit more pressure to Beijing was dope execute something in China. Yeah. Yeah Communism. Yeah. Yeah, you miss one drum beat and it's like oh shit. Like who missed that beat? Yeah. Okay. Oh it was a nine year old we have on the drums over here. The guy. Seat 43 in row nine. Okay. See you later. Bud.

Are there any events that you're hornt up for? Yeah. The four by 100. Yeah. And the in just the the She just loves that squad. I get emotional and I talk about my boys too. My absolute boys, dude. Okay Yeah, me too, man You don't get dusty when you're talking about your absolute boys. How's the medal count going? I don't know. Let's check Come on. Come on Break my year man. Remember we're not counting the UK's medals. We're separating them out by everything. We use South Korea's leading They've got the most golds right now tied with China. United States only has got three golds. We've got 12 total medals. France has 13 medals. You gotta think that home field advantage is helping them out a little bit. Is there a theory that they slowed down the pool? Yeah. How do you slow down? Did they put

Jetson Katie Ledecky's side so it was blowing her back the entire time? Not that way, Dylan. How do you slow down a pool, Davey? I'm still trying to comprehend what Will said sure if it was blowing her back the entire time. Not that way, Dylan. How do you slow down a pull, Davey? I'm still trying to comprehend how what Will said and if it actually, I don't know. Maybe you put some uh you raise it or

lower the temperature or something. Dude, that that French team from, you know, way back when those guys were a bunch of **** When Phelps was going against him and stuff. They needed to get Merck, dude. Like that was a, we're the USA, we're putting our foot down moment.

I need to watch that before I go out with my absolute boys. They were saying that it might be a Deadpool. That's the problem. Oh, that makes sense. Dude, the water's just not right. I heard Ledecky got in the water and was like, nah, this isn't the right consistency. This is off, I'm not swimming in this.

What are the pH levels in this beach? Yeah, we once played a soccer game in high school and there was a really, really good player that we were playing against and he walked up to our goals in our football stadium and he told our coach that they were six inches off. Were they? I don't know, we all just looked at him and we were like, what's your fucking deal?

You just eyeballed it? Yeah. We were like, really? Like you're just doing this right now? Like, cool. This was the same guy who wouldn't let us play. We had the World Cup balls that are like $200 a piece for some reason. Like I don't know why we blew our entire soccer team budget on just really nice World Cup balls.

And this same player said that we weren't allowed to play with them because they were not high school soccer approved Like really you're not gonna play with like the best ball in the world just because it's not high school soccer approved Do you want a little fun fact about? How fast a pool can be yes the pool this particular pool is two point one five meters deep Which is considerably below the three meter depth recommended by FINA, the sports governing body. Why does that matter? Why? Dave, why does that matter? Well, depth is said to be one of the most important factors in creating a fast pool. That's because the deeper

the pool, the less turbulence in the water as waves bounce off the bottom. The bottom of the pool, not your tight little **** That's wavy. Yeah. That's wavy. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But I mean, you're all swimming in the same pool. It's affecting everybody equally. Do they, do you think they pee in the pool? Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's like the most fun part of getting in a pool. That's why they get in the pool. You're just covering your own piss while accepting your medal. Yeah. Kind of a flex, this frat. Kind of a flex. Can you imagine getting out, like stopping the race? Like, I got him.

I would be in trouble. Hey man, you're in the pool for two minutes. Maybe pee before you get in. So I'm really nervous. If I'm one of the Americans, I'm getting in the pool with some iodine and I'm squirting it in the French side and being like, you peed in the pool?

That's it, dude. That dude peed in the pool. That's it. Do they actually have that? No. They just tell that to little kids so we get scared? Yeah, and it works. But do you still think about it

every time you pee in a pool? Every single time. Like, what if they actually figure it out and I'm gonna be the first one to get exposed? When we were in Vegas, like, well, last time I was in Vegas, we were with a bunch of people and I looked around and I was like, no one's left this situation

for like 90 minutes. Yeah. Whole squad just peeing right now. Oh, dude. There's no pool outside of maybe a purely kid pool that has more pee in it than like an adult pool party. Adult pool party, it's just, it's solid pee pee by the end of it.

Do you remember when we had that pool party at my apartment during COVID? It was like the first time that we squatted up. That pool had a weird coloration to it by the end of the day. Yeah, we drank, we each drank like six Vizzi's in there and no one got out to pee. No.

It's like, what do you think it's gonna happen? People are just Vizzing their pants. Yeah, shout out to Vizzi, miss you. Randy really misses Vizzi. Just stole my favorite seltzer. It is a good seltzer. We can say that honestly. Are they gonna put in beer pong in the Olympics? Like I was with one of my absolute boys the other day. the They should have the space Olympics where you're just swimming through space. What is it? It's a good segue, but

when's golf stuck? It's already done per Brett. Golf? Yeah. I haven't seen any coverage on it, right? I didn't know that. Do you want me to give you a spoiler? Yeah. Per Brett, I believe Johnny Vegas won. I thought he won like a local tournament. Oh, that was a tournament? Yeah. I thought Brett was talking Olympics. We were in the middle of an Olympic conversation. He started talking about golf.

I thought he was talking that. There's no way Johnny Vegas is on the US team. So that's what I figured. I was like, do the guys not do other players not want to do it because they just want to win money and you don't get that much money from the Olympics? Longhorn legend, by the way. Okay, I hand up. I misunderstood the conversation I had with Brett.

It's okay. I got really. It happens. Confused. You looked kind of sad. I got worried that Dave had missed it and was gonna be sad about it. Not till August 4th. Okay, that's great news.

Who's our representatives? Scheffler's definitely there. Wyndham Clark. Scheffler, I believe Colin, or Akala. Am I making that up? Zander. Zon. Zonder. Zon dude. I still haven't a calla. Am I making that up? Xander? Zon. Zonder.

Zon dude. I still haven't watched that movie. You know what? I didn't care at first, but now I'm like, we really needed Bryson on there. Yeah. I need Bryson in the mix over there. Yeah, absolutely.

Absolutely. To go to the Olympics and just have that dude there. Yeah. Just Meathead. He's built for it, dude. You want the American representatives to be absolutely jacked to the tits, you know, just to be swinging as hard as possible.

Yeah. Smash factor all day. Smash factor, baby smashing. Uh, back to the awesome powers thing, dude. He did. Did you hear what he did? My absolute boy over here just did a Hawking powers. Um, well, he gave me, he gave me a nice little space segue and I stepped all over it.

I'm sorry. You had to be, dude. I did. You had to be. It's a great segue. Anyway, spacebar. It's not like K. Marco. Spacebar.

It's time for the motherfucking spacebar. Oh, yeah. I'm just singing. I did it live. Yeah. Do we have a button for it? I don't think we have a button for it. I don't think I have that spacebar button.

We deleted it? I have the... Spacebar. I don't think I have that space bar button. We deleted it. I have the Space bar this isn't that spooky. Hey, there are two astronauts stuck in space They're stuck in space. They're stuck in space How do you how does one get stuck in space? It turns out that Barry Butch Wilmore and Sunita Suni Williams By the way, oh, I Barry bull, is it like day one of astronaut school? You just pick your nickname. They all have one. Yeah. Dude, the coolest thing I saw when I went to Miramar was like obviously the jets. But my favorite thing that I saw was going into the bar where the pilots hang out and seeing all their mugs on the wall with their call signs on them.

Is this similar to like a call sign? Cause they all have like some kind of like little. Well, Butch and Sunni are kind of, you know, their plays off the first name. Butch is a playoff from Barry. I guess. I don't know. Betty Buzz, all by the way, Buzz, it's not his actual first name. Oh, not Betty. God, you better get your Betty. I got it. Got so dark. Dude, no, you got to stay for that.

That's another that's another one. That's another one. That's another one where, okay, outside of the NoHo Hank scenes that are objectively hilarious, it's very much in the same vein for me as the bear being in the comedy section of the Emmys. The bear needs to get its ass out of the comedy section. But they got John Cena and it was funny. It absolutely does not need to be a comedy. You're right.

So these astronauts, Butch and Sunni, they are in space. They're in a capsule called the Boeing Starliner capsule. Do Boeing stay taking off? Another Boeing gaff. Oh, no. The door fly off and. Weren't you saying you like the Boeing gaff? Helium is leaking and the thrusters are failing

Been there brother. So, okay. It's not like they're just floating off into nothingness. All right, they're still orbiting the earth Yeah, I feel like they would know if they were floating on they have boarded the International Space Station That's where they are currently with other astronauts is Butch's wife. Just texting him like when you me home, so they're safe 59 absolute boys and space is supposed to be a one week long butch and soon your absolute boys right now Supposed to be a one week long trip. They've been in space for 59 days. They can't yet come back to earth sounds like flying American Airlines, right a three hour tour if they can't fix the Boeing Starliner, I don't know who's gonna fix it. Only they have mechanics out there. I'm not sure they do.

I'm sure they thought about that shit. Anyway, if they can't fix it, they're gonna catch a ride home with a SpaceX, the SpaceX Dragon capsule. This is a flex on SpaceX's part, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, come save us, Elon, is what they're saying, basically.

Oh, I'm stuck in space with bloody star. Hey, if Elon's going to save two American astronauts, I'll appreciate that. Hey, Starlight, apparently she just keeps getting like more unrecognizable as the seasons go on. Okay, check out the Gram. Her Gram? She's very pretty. Oh, yeah.

She's very pretty. Anyway, she's very pretty. Oh yeah. She's very pretty. Anyway. She's very pretty to you. Do they have any, I read mostly about this last week. Do they have any more information regarding like when a possible, what a possible timeline could even look like? The Boeing Starliner has 90 days of battery

and they're on day 59. So. Death is not out of the question. They have, again, they're on day 59. So- Death is not out of the question. They have, they're on the international, they're in the space station. Yeah, they're fine. They're okay, they're sleeping and eating, you know, the astronaut, you know, ice cream and shit.

Yeah, but what if it's day 89? If it's day 89, that's gonna be like worldwide news, right? That's when, that's when fucking Elon's gonna step. Oh, okay. So we know that Elon can get them, but NASA's kinda like, hey, let us try to figure this out first so we don't look like dipshits.

I think that's what's going on here. So this is a thing where like the long, like every minute or hour they're up there, people on Earth age like wait a more rapid clip. Yeah. Actually, this happened actually 48 years ago. So like they're gonna get down and they're gonna be like how old, you know know 40 years old and everyone they loved is gonna be like

By the way great grand that has been explained to me before. I still don't know how that works how time can be different relativity How could you get it the toxicity of our cities? Does anyone does anyone actually get it? You want us to just go off on a tangent explaining that I'm not sure if anyone actually These guys don't know either. No, they don't. Well, we're doing a podcast. Do you think Butch and Sunni, you know?

Smushing? Smash? 54 days. What's the smash factor up there right now? What the fuck? I don't know. There are other astronauts on the space station. Is there a no-sex rule up there?

Do you think Butch is like, hey, Sunni, can you just go stare at the corner for five minutes? I think there's a no-jacking rule up there, too. Do you get Pornhub in space? I don't know if they have the internet. They have to have the iCloud hack. Is Starlink up there? Bloody Starlink.

Do you think they're just looking out the window? Do they have windows in the space station? Is that a dumb question? I think so. Like, are you just watching the Earth go around? Would that be kind of a vibe for a little bit? I'm just, I'm googling something real quick. Are astronauts allowed to have sex in space?

NASA doesn't have a formal policy on sexual activity in space, but they insist that no humans have had sex in space However, however, some say that the weightlessness and other effects of zero gravity such as motion sickness and dizziness Could make it difficult for astronauts to engage in self-pleasure or sexual activity. I'm not trying to encourage Sunni and Butch to do this but There's no formal policy against it. People like joining the Maya High Club.

Saying you had sex in space is kind of an all time flex. No space isn't that far. It's not that far. I learned that it's like 60, like 56 miles. You can just basically fly your jetliner up there. Like I could walk there in in three days. OK, but have you guys had sex in space? I haven't had sex in space yet. Then don't flex. There's no there's no policy against it one of the dude perfect guys

bass jump from space No, that was a different guy. They just he just barely touched space and came back. It was weak Did he reach out and touch space? I don't know if he touched it your own personal Kobe Why don't they just send a rocket up there they not have enough money your own personal Kobe. Why don't they just send a rocket up there? They don't have enough money. This guy, dude, this guy,

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And somebody was watching it. Shout out to whoever's out there watching very old space doc or I guess nature docs. Wait, so the nature doc was out and somebody identified this from the nature documentary? It wasn't about Sasquatch? It was like, wait a minute. What the fuck is this? It's actually just about the landscape near the Arctic and Quebec. Do you think the dude was just like, what the freak is that? That's Squatch territory. Well, they didn't like, they didn't make a thing about it. Like it wasn't like, what is this mysterious creature? Like somebody just watching it, of course, on Reddit, it got posted. And you just see this insanely dope landscape with a caribou running around.

And then, Randy, can you zoom in? Are caribou goaded deer adjacent animals? Mm-mm. They're not goats at all. Dude, it's gotta be an elk. So look, all right, pause it. Let me look off down yonder. That's kind of a good call.

Elk are pretty sick. Elk are dope, man. Look down yonder north of the creek. Out north, creekway? Yeah, up there. I can already see it. I'm looking at one speck of something on the screen and I don't know what it is.

Right there. Oh, right there? That's it. Okay, I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching. And someone noticed this and is like, what the fuck is that? What the fuck? Okay. That's all there is to it. There's a

slow mo at the end of this bad boy. Let it ride. Is there whatever it is. The caribou don't seem too worried about it. No, they're absolute boys with them. Yeah. Like you, you've been just chilling in Oregon. Look at all those

caribou. Hit us with that slow I'm not a boob. Here's what see a gorilla and you know how they're they're real sneaky fast. I don't think they live there. No, they don't. They they just don't. And people are all up in arms like, Whoa, what is this? How about all deer related animals? The plural form has no s on the end. And that anyone ever thought about that? Group thought dude, moose, elk. Is it possible? Can I can I say something? Is it possible? You

know how like they have albino stuff? Is it possible? Can I say something? Is it possible? You know how like they have albino stuff? Is it possible that it's just like a black caribou? No. Why? Sasquatch to me though. It just kind of looks like a like it looks like a tail coming out. Clearly a squash What are you talking about? Yeah, well, you're kind of fucking this up, man I feel like a big Australian Shepherd is some shit that's just black. You think it's a big dog? It's not's just black. You think it's a big dog? It's not an Australian Shepherd. You think it's a big dog? I don't know dude. A wild Australian Shepherd. Alright, here's a theory. Here's a theory. Here's a theory.

We found a chuck-it-ball. You know chuck-it-balls for dogs? You know how they're orange? Blue? One got buried and it was recently taken out of the ground and it's just completely black. Do you think it's possible that this animal was just buried and it was is now completely black because it's just been in soil for so long? I don't know man. Rosie's flexing all over the neighborhood with her black chucket ball though. I'm still stuck on the Australian Shepherd theory. Kind of like it. Dude it might like you always see those things on Twitter that's like oh this random dog has now been accepted by the wolves. If you let, okay, if you

release all domestic dogs into the wild, which which breed lasts the longest like as a Pyrenees German Shepherd. I got those hip issues. I know what goes first and I hate to say it. Your English Bulldog is toast. Oh yeah. Those things

are those things are they're not going to make it to lunch. No offense. Those things are toast the second they come out. Or none of them launch. I think they're done. Yeah. Probably Pitbull would be worldwide. Can you imagine a Pitbull, can you, come on. This show is taken before a live studio audience. Imagine if like a Pit, imagine a Pitbull, like a giant pit, just taking little, what are they, English?

English Bulldog? Yeah, just taking them and just going like this. Yeah, that'd be crazy. Nabbing them by the tail. But like just the natural elements would take that breed out. Oh yeah, they can't even breathe. No, they can't go outside for more than like six minutes.

It'd be like when you and your fellow bastard brothers absolutely try to ride a dragon. Yeah, a lot like that. Yo. Yeah, a lot like that. Yo, it's a lot like that. I feel like the Pyrenees is well suited just because they could protect themselves. They already, they heard. Have I told you about the great Pyrenees

that are out at my family's ranch? No. So we had a yellow lab out there and she passed a few years ago. So my my mom and stepdad they've been without any dogs for a couple years. I hate being without my dogs. And then one day, right, one day two great Pyrenees showed up at the house and they were like we live here now and they're fucking awesome dogs. I love that. Yeah. I like, I like the idea of boys rehoming themselves. A boy and a girl. They showed up and my mom tried to find their owners,

couldn't do it after about a week. So like they live there now and they're awesome. That's how around Lano way. Yeah. I think someone just dropped them off at like on the road and was just like, get out of here. So they, they serve a purpose out, on the road and was just like, get out of here. So they serve a purpose out, you know, ranch style ways, out, you know, hill country. No ranch style ways. No ranch style ways, for sure. That's how it is.

They guard the property. They scare off predators and whatnot. And so these dogs are like, wake up and they'll go like, in the front yard and kind of like, do a circle around the house and like, keep it, make sure there are no predators hanging around. They're like the Chris Hansen of the dog world. Exactly, they're cool, man.

Why don't you have a seat? There's huge dogs. Imagine just like- These dogs are like 130, 140. They're like Randy plus 30 pounds. Bigger, they're huge, man. They're big boys and gals. Imagine just being a Pyrenees, hanging with your absolute boy, right?

Stumbling up upon this dope ass ranch that has enough water on it that you could have a water park and you're just like, this is home now. This could be this could be my new my new stomping ground. I tell you what, they have those horses too. They're like, dude, these ones are real ones, too. Ever since turning 40, I wish I had a new pair of knees. New pair of knees. It's fucking. It's hurting, bud.

I feel like the knees are just fine. They're hurting. Dogs are barking. The great pair of knees. I never got that saying, by the way. What, the dogs are barking? Dogs are barking? Oh, you know when the dogs bark, you know that the dogs are barking, dude.

Why is that saying a saying? Because after ACL, when you walk all the way to wherever your uber's picking you up to take you home I guess you don't have to worry about that anymore But like when you get home, you know, those dogs be barking to be clear. I know the sensation of having sore feet That's not really but why is it called that? Because I saw a hot chick I don't I don't see that would suck if every time you want to buy a high chick, your feet just started barking. I don't see the

connection there but maybe can anyone explain it? You're six sir. Are your feet growling? I mean, yeah, you're very pretty. What breed do you think your feet would be? Oh, I don't know man. I mean, Dylan's III think your feet gotta be like, what's

like the prettiest dog out there? Okay. Don't, what's the hottest dog? Answer the fucking question. Yeah, what's the sexiest dog? Ooh, for my money, it might be a German Shorthair. Paul the Winner? Paul the Winner.

Yeah, they're beautiful dogs. I just Googled sexiest dog and this dog that I've never heard of came up. Oh, yo, low key. Samoyed. Samoyeds are pretty sexy. They win, I believe they won best in show in the last few years.

I don't know. That's a movie that's a blind spot for me. Really? Isn't that bad? You've just never watched it? Dude, I've seen the first 20 minutes, I feel like five times, and then I've gotten distracted or not been that into it. I do think it's really funny,

but there's something uncomfortable about it, and I think it's the idea of people that actually go to dog shows. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's a weird bunch. No offense to any dog show people out there, but I just said something very offensive toward you. Give me the Chesapeake Bay Retriever.

The Chesapeake, they're a little, those guys are a little rough. Dogs, I know. It's in a way- Rag it on the edges. It makes you want to go like this to their back. Yeah. The dogs are barking.

What a stupid phrase. What a weird phrase to hate. I want to know what why. When's the last time you growled at a young lady? I want to know why it's called. It's it's called that. I don't growl. I don't growl at young ladies. What a growl at them. Because they're beautiful. Yeah. That's why Dylan Dylan had to stop playing golf. He's just growling at cart girls. Yeah, it was really embarrassing You know all the munis had to ban Dylan. Hey, man

We just can't get you something the Marshall pulls up. Hey, we got a complaint. Yeah from your group here You're the one of you guys growling when you guys barks. I don't know That could be you or Micah because Michael will just the guy how The guy comes up and he, oh sorry, yeah we know we're a few behind, we've been waiting a lot too, it's just kinda slow out here. No, no, no. That's not why we're here.

No, no, we know it's slow today. The gentleman in the, The gentleman in the, The gentleman in all row back has been growling at the cart girls. The gentleman in the Adidas Green Joys from 12 years ago. Yeah, the guy in the $32 shoes from Academy Sports has been growling at the young ladies.

Those are fucking. What did they cost about that much? Sports and outdoors. Check the forecast before your next golf round, ladies and gentlemen. Don't wear your brand new shoes on a muddy day. I'm honestly shocked that you did that. You seem like the most in tune to not make that mistake.

Okay, I've gotten so little sleep lately that I did, I did something that I needed to do. And before my golf round, I set my outfit up on the dining room table next to our front door so that I could just get out of the shower, go into the other room, get dressed and sprint out the door. I didn't even think to check the forecast. And sure enough, like I, when I switched my new stuff over from my old golf bag to my new one, I didn't put any rain gear in my new one. I told myself you just don't play rain or golf in the rain anymore Why would you need it? Yeah, and

It's just upsetting I Was stopping David I was very damn. Yeah, I peeped the radar before we made the trip back and I was I was worried about y'all We had a 60 year old guy playing with us who uh who brought his phone over to Me numerous times to show me the clouds. It just devastated me every single time not looking good No, I talked about big trucks though with a some random dude underneath an awning for about five minutes Like crux trucks now just like Royals okay some independence. Ahcha. Sick, dude. Yeah. See how it is. Skateboarding. I wrote a column for Washed

Weekly the other day. You guys familiar with Washed Weekly? Yeah. Where can I find that? Washed.substack.com. You know, when you see a news story that just is a must cover, sometimes you don't throw it to the Facebook group and let people grab it, sometimes you just got to handle it yourself, you know? Randy, do you have this video up? Is there any way you can play it with sound and I'll turn up the USB over here? Sure.

It was a late edition. It was a late edition. What video is it? It's not producer week for all those people clamoring right now. I am in the rundown. Where is this? It's at the very bottom of the rundown as we are toward the bottom of the- I just got the squash one.

Oh wait, oh there it is. It just updated. Just updated. Just updated, just updated for your boy. Oh, we're talking, okay, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Today on here, and it was basically like this guy, it was his birthday dinner,

and this friend beside him ordered fajitas. And I thought it was basically like this guy, it was his birthday dinner, and this friend beside him ordered fajitas, and I thought it was so funny because my biggest pet peeve is people ordering fajitas at birthday dinners. I think it's the most disrespectful thing that you could possibly do at somebody's birthday dinner. I'd rather somebody show up late than order fajitas at my birthday dinner, and here's why. Nine times out of ten when you order fajitas, because I myself am a fajita orderer, not on anybody's birthday or a special occasion, but I do order them in my spare time. And nine times out of ten, they're going to bring those fajitas out before anybody else's food. Why? I don't know, but if you notice, fajitas get brought out before everybody else's food.

Okay? Not only do they get brought out, they kind of get their own little celebratory, like, you know, brought out they kind of get their own little celebratory like you know bringing out you know what i mean like it it's baffling honestly like why are we like there's already sizzling so that's already enough but now like you know you got a little wooden board up under your plate and shit like you know they just do the most of fajita orders and i think also the waiter always coddles the person who orders fajitas like they're going out with a bang or something like i do not like that they're always like oh sweetie the plate something. Like I do not like that. They're always like, oh, sweetie, the plate's hot. Like, let me move this for you.

Like, girl, not too much. It's a fajita. Like, that's my thing. You're doing too much on my big day. There's something to that. Boy, would she hate hanging with us. She is a fajita orderer. If she goes out with us,

not only are we ordering fajitas, but someone's gonna be late. It's the most disrespectful thing you could possibly do. Yeah. I might disagree with that point a bit. Okay, Dave's birthday was last weekend. I myself took it upon myself to order fajitas from my side of the table.

Shout out to Zach, who I split them with. Why'd you disrespect Dave like that? Here's the thing, in my mind, I was like, dude, Dave would be so psyched if he got to look down the table and just see his absolute I was like, dude, Dave would be so psyched if he got to look down the table and just see his absolute boys sharing fajitas together. You know, like, I just don't understand. There's no scenario where I don't want my table

being the center of attention. And I don't even think the people that are ordering the fajitas are the center of attention. I think it's everybody. But who on their birthday is not wanting to order fajitas? For the record, I also ordered fatas. But like, that's the move on your birthday, right? Yes. Well, I wanted to order just all

table fajitas for the whole squad. Like that sounds like the move. Well, as it is the bottle service of Mexican food, it does, it does give attention seeking at times. But, but do you order fajitas in your spare time? Yeah. In my spare, what do you mean spare time? She said she doesn't do it at birthday dinners, but she does it in her spare time. I'm not, I'm not going to judge what she chooses to do in her spare time, right? It's not hurting anybody.

She's not doing it at anyone else's birthday dinner. So it's her spare time. She can order Taz if she wants. You know what something I could use less of is? Metal Ranchos. Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos. I need Brett to stop asking for extra finishing sauce. And they never know what he means.

Like, we don't need, so they have a sauce that they put on the fajitas that apparently makes them sizzle more they don't put pretty much everything is yeah yeah it's if you've had metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos you know that some things just taste the exact same because they pretty much use like the same oil or whatever it is like and that's kind of what i like about it too they doused the matt's junior potatoes in them you think it's seed oil? But Brett's always like, yeah. You think it's seed based? I don't know, man.

If you had to guess. Sure. You're trying to make us guess if the seeds are based. Yeah. Maybe. Just asking. Speaking of seeds, Randy, I've been meaning to bring this up on the podcast for a few weeks now. Okay. I need to give you a major apology. Oh, okay.

I like where this is going already. I thought about doing this at my house while you dropped off the record player the other day, but you didn't notice. Your tomato plant is dead. Wow. This is completely fine. I understand that not everyone has a green thumb, but you are

a terrible person and you did kill my it. It died almost immediately. I left town for a couple of days and the powers that be at my house did not water said tomato plant. And I would like to apologize for killing your tomato. Don't pass the blame. Dave, are you getting tagged in Fajita, or in Miata content right now?

Yeah, shout out Blakey Law. It just hit me with a timely, very vintage, God, my hair looks pretty good there. If he only knew how long that took me. You made this photo? I think I did. I think I remember making it. And the reason I think it was me and not intern Payton

is because of the drop shadow on you. You're saying she's not able to do that? She was using a program that I don't think was very conducive to drop shadows, whereas I lean on the drop shadow to make things look a little better sometimes. Got it. Yeah. I wish I was in a Dodge shadow instead of that Miata.

Okay, okay. Shout out to my sister. Her first car was a Dodge shadow. I don't even know what that is. I don't like they make them anymore. Sally and I recently made the decision that we're driving from her brother's wedding in Italy five hours to Lake Como. Tried to get a convertible. Apparently that doesn't exist on rental car sites in Italy. What are you going to be pushing in Italy uh a vw t-rock okay don't know what that looks i'm not saying that as truck as people sometimes do a t-rock

is essentially a t-guan oh it's like a smaller version of mine yeah yeah not to out me they're quality vehicles i do drive an f-350 they're quality vehicles. Yeah. That's a long roadie. Yeah. Are you nervous about driving? You're gonna make her drive. No, I'll drive. I like driving these days. I don't know, I feel like you have to drive, you know?

I think we need to split the time. Five hours ain't nothing. No, that's a Dallas to Lubbock. Oh, don't put it that way. Yeah, I'm just saying, that's what it is do you think it's a better drive but you're gonna be seeing it has to be gonna be seeing parts of the world you've never seen before we're thinking about leaving real early and maybe doing some some food tasting on the way there we're going

through some places that have very good Prashu like some Gaba Ghouls some Gaba Ghoul yeah we're a pair Sally said we're going through a place that has great meat I don't know what that means I don't know if I want to know what that means. That was Dave's dorm back then. I said like Davide? Davide famously has moved. To? She's a liar.

Los Angeles. He's a liar, he's an actress. She's an actress. He also hit him with that Zach Morris haircut, that Joe Burrow, but he grew it out. She's a liar. What's Joe Burrow doing? I like it.

I like the Slim Shady on Joe Burrow. He's doing too many bits. I don't think we're in a place to criticize. I know. Fair point. I feel like we haven't done too many today. I'm gonna make Randy do an absolute boy counter on today's episode.

Word that differently. I don't know what that means. There was too many. Too many to count. Okay. Should we call it? Yeah, props. That was a good epi, man. It was fine. It was good to have the squad back together. I can't believe

Brats summer's almost coming to an end. No. How many Brats have you eaten this summer? Mm seven. I had a hot dog at nine twenty AM yesterday. Just to cut it up and put it in your eggs. That's too early for a hot dog. No, I ate it on the golf course, a.m. yesterday. Just to cut it up and put it in your eggs? That's too early for a hot dog. No, I ate it on the golf course, man.

Sick. Yeah, we started on number 16, so my turn dog happened much earlier than it normally does. They were out of breakfast tacos. Micah got the last breakfast taco, so I just supplemented with a hot dog. Is that a weird move? No, it's never too early.

I wish it was a sausage wrap, if I'm being honest with you. Get that. All you need there is a sausage and a tortilla, Dylan. What do you it was a sausage wrap if I'm being honest with you. Get that. Now all you need there is a sausage and a tortilla, Dylan. What do you put on your sausage wrap? Yellow mustard. Is that it? Yeah. Underrated condiment.

Yesterday on my dog, for those wondering, on my dog I got yellow mustard and chopped white onion only. They do it for you there. Don't care. Let's get out of here. Bye.