Circling Back - Bit Madness 2025: Round 1

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

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All right, we're back bit madness My name is will to freeze my life David Roth the official voice of the tournament It's bit madness baby I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back

I'm back I'm back I'm David Madness. My name is Will to Freeze My Life. David Roth is the official voice of the tournament. It's baby. It's that time. It's a time where people tune in. like to compete, like to gamble, get a little action, get a little

juice and here we are doing it differently this year. I've got a whiteboard in front of me. Not sure what it's here for but I can't wait to find out. Dylan Shivery. Hello everyone. Very happy to be here. Excited for this year's Bit Madness. If you guys would indulge me for a minute. Something funny just happened to Chelsea and me as we were leaving school going to my son's play this morning and we walking out, walking up to my car and I would get to my car and like, Hey, where are these door dings come from? And it was like three little dings in the side door.

I don't remember. I was like, ah, whatever shit happens. Get in the car. The seat feels a little weird. Chelsea gets in the car. We sit down, ready to take off. And I look around and I realize we're not in my car. We're in a different car.

It looked exactly like mine, was not mine. So we quickly, you know, we were very embarrassed, get out of the car and this mom was walking by. She's like, you guys got in the wrong car, didn't ya? It was really funny. We're walking away, it was really funny. Sal and I did this outside of an outdoor store in Houston, Texas one time where there's an old woman

sitting in the passenger side. And she thought we were robbing her and lost her mind, got out of the car and started screaming to other people that we were trying to steal her car. And we're like, lady, calm it down. We get in my car and we're laughing about it. Like, oh, that was funny, embarrassing, whatever. She goes, Oh my God, we stopped at Merritt coffee on South tomorrow. We

got coffees to go. And she was Oh my God, I left my coffee and the cup holder that car. And then she said, Oh my God, my name was on the coffee. And we're like, Okay, that's really funny, too. And then I was thinking about how funny slash dangerous this is, because what if like some dude's wife gets in the car, who the fuck is Chelsea? They're at their little like their little play and then suddenly.

Who the fuck is Chelsea? Who's Chelsea? We got a good laugh out of that. Do you have something you need to tell me? And the guy like would have the most, like I don't know who Chelsea is. Like I swear to you, I don't know who Chelsea is. And that hopefully that doesn't happen, come to be,

but my God, it was a pretty good situation. Coffee would conceivably still be hot. It had been two hours since she purchased the coffee. So yeah, we left some trash in a stranger's vehicle and hopefully it doesn't get anybody into trouble. Technically you littered. Yeah, well, it was a very innocent mistake. They're gonna go pull the security tape from Merit.

Yeah, who this person was. I was dropping off some packages, some hats from WSD and some some envelopes at the post office a couple weeks ago and my car was parked directly next to a car that looked very similar to it and I was sitting in the car texting sending a text before I went to the post office. This lady exited the post office and walked up to my car and opened my door and I was like, whoa, hey. And she was just like, I am so sorry. But she was like the nicest looking person of all time.

So I wasn't like, you know, that rattled. I think I've told this story a long time ago when I had my two door Tahoe that I talk about quite a bit. It was parked next to one that was identical to it. My buddy had to get something out of my car. So I, I gave him my key. He went up to the car that wasn't mine and my key unlocked the Tahoe next to mine. It looked just like mine.

And he got in, he said, Dylan, my backpack's on in there. There are all these weird books in there. I don't know what's going on. And I was laughing my ass off. Meanwhile, I'm like, how the hell did my key open up a car to look just like I was unlocking my car in the Matt's parking lot once and it set off another same brand car next to mine. Create your mind at least I was like that there were numerous

beeps. Yeah, what's going on? You gotta fix that. That's great. That's great. Yeah, it doesn't seem ideal. This was older technology. This was a 98 Tahoe that I had. So seem ideal. This was older technology. This was a 98 Tahoe that I had. So hopefully that has been fixed since then. Pretty funny. Bit Madness. Bit Madness. Pretty pumped for this, Randy. If you're unfamiliar with the Circling Back podcast, first and foremost, we welcome you. If you're unfamiliar with Bit Madness, here's the thing. We do a lot of bits on this here program. We drive those bits so deep into the ground that sometimes we even kill them and bury

them. Our listeners have taken a bunch of bits that they have submitted. They've been ranked based on more listener voting. And now we have a 60-14 bracket that we're gonna whittle down and see what the best bit has been from the last year. Did I miss anything? I don't think so. No, this said whittle,

and I can't take that word seriously. See, you're too Randy coated. I had a tweet queued up the other day when a noted team Liverpool Bombed out of the champions league after missing every chance they had and just said oh Did whiverpool bomb out of the champions? We whiverpool did whiverpool um This year's brackets, uh, we have different different sections. We have got the Wilman's Bar and Grill, Kelly's

Irish Pub, the Dick's Saloon, and obviously we had to have the Matt El Ranchos, Matt El Ranchos, Matt El Ranchos, Matt El Ranchos. Matt's famous El Ranchos. Best Mexican food in the world. Always good. Matt El Ranchos. This This year we've made a slight change to the process. We have whiteboards in front of us. We will no longer be voting randomly, seeing who wants to vote first. The Onus? It's gone. No Monis. I tried something there. Like no more. Oh okay. Yeah Yeah, that was, yeah. People are gonna miss the Onus.

If you are a new listener, Dylan does have more in his bag than no Monus. I'm gonna keep shooting, I'm gonna hit one. Randy, anything to add before we start voting on these? I would just like to give a big shout out to Washington. He's the one that always puts this on every year. And he also on Reddit, as of, I mean this would have been a couple days ago

by people listening, he has now downloadable brackets if you have entered in so that you can print it out and you can just maybe pause it right now and go print out your bracket. You can go search whatever you submitted. And yeah, big shout outs to him. I think we have around like 340 entries. How many backers are about to go in

and realize that they're out of toner? Oh. Oh. At least a few. Say oh shit, I'm gonna have to do this digitally. Nothing worse. Hey folks, producer Randy here. Just wanna tap in really quick

and clear up any confusion before it happened. There's a little error on the downloadable brackets that if you downloaded them before March 14th, Friday, Pi Day as it were, the top and the bottoms sections were flipped. So all the matchups were completely the same, but they were flipped. It's been remedied now.

So if you just download it today, you should be good to go. The top left, the first matchup we're going to do is number one Mattel Ranchos verse number 16 backwards hat will if you have that in the top left corner, you're good to go. If you don't. That one's going to be the bottom left. So you can either get the new bracket or you just start from the bottom and work to the top. It'll be the same matchups.

It just just wanted to clear it up. So you guys didn't think we were going out of order there. But yeah, just a little small error just wanted to clear it up. No one's fault. It wasn't producer week. Don't even try sales producer week because it was not producer week. But yeah, just wanted to happen and clear that up for everyone. And also I forgot to mention that I'm going to be rocking my 2021 a bit madness champion had the algorithm dent a year, all of

these episodes. So yeah, thanks for tuning in. Know I'm wearing that hat and back to the show. Let's ride. All right, Randy. Amber, we will give a prize to the top one, maybe three. We'll see. Just do numbers and you might get a package from us. Have you guys looked at the full bracket yet?

No. Okay, I haven't either. It's all new to me and that's how I wanted it to be. But when I saw what the number one seed was earlier when we sat down in the studio, I was not surprised at all and I probably should have realized that. There we go. Okay. Now I got the right one on.

Okay. All right. Let's get into the first matchup in the Wilmons. You want me to say it? Metal Ranchos. Oh yeah. I thought he brought us there and then just drove off. Usually you do it. So then the 16 seed.

Yeah. Number one, Metal Ranchos verse 16 seed backwards hat. Well, I was thinking about that 16 seed yesterday as we were recording, kind of looking for him. Uh as we were recording kind of looking for him Here's the kind of looking for him. Yeah replaced by foot feet on the table backwards hat Will was my alter ego for some patreon episodes for a long stretch where I would just put on a backwards hat and be mean to Dylan But I don't like backwards. I know like Dylan Dylan got to the point where I was like, he's clearly not into it

He's kind of a jerk. You've been different seat well too on voicemails lately. Yeah. He just has different energy man. Yeah I like it. I'm ready. All right three I mean we'll see what Dylan has. I'm going Maddels. He's doing obviously I love the bit. We have a soundboard uh button dedicated to it. Yeah it's it's math for your boy right now. It's Matt's for your boy. Just sweep. Shout out to Sam Taylor, friend of the show. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing.

I think there's a very good chance that Matt's could make the run here for this entire tournament. If it actually does, I think we need to reach out to her and try to get her in studio. The confidence with which she says Matt O'Ranjo's over and over again in that clip. But I think that was an engagement hack. I think that was an engagement hack still.

She pronounced so many different restaurants wrong to the point where people were just like, really? Has she tried to go to Congee yet? See, I'd like to hear that. Kane sure she has. Conge, going to the Conge. What do you got, Randy? All right next matchup number nine cold call later and

number eight goon caves Still don't know what that is This is for the real patron those past two matchups have been a real patron coated Well, the issue call and backwards that will the issue with goon caves is that goon? Goon caves needs to be our version of a goon Cave where we just hang out and we're goons dude. Yeah, we don't actually goon in there Yeah Did we just not know what that was for a while?

Now what it was and then try to act like now we're doing something else. No, no, that's totally not what we did Okay, I didn't think so. No, I think it is. No, what's crazy? All right, everyone got something down? I got it. Yeah, bud. All right, let's go with Dave first. Oh, later. Later.

Let's go, Will. Easy matchup, later. Later. And later. Across the board. Gooncave's gonna win in a different scenario for me, but the later has become ingrained in me where I do it when I'm leaving places.

It has been fun. All right. Dave even does it to us when he leaves the office sometimes. All right. Later moves on. All right, number five, Dylan not being introduced with number 12, Poopzar Dylan. Infamous 12-5 matchup.

Very Dylan heavy on here. You know, we've got a tried and true year after year bit and we also have a brand new one in the in the mix. Dylan not being introduced that's an old staple that's been around for years. Blue blood. In years. Poops are however. That was like one episode. Just saying. He's a Khaleesi a feces. Just saying. It's a Mondo monarch.

The Mondo monarch. Mondarchy. It looks like you want to go, Dylan. All right. No intro for Dill. Dill not being introduced. So I guess that's there. What do you have, Will? Poops R. What? Poops R? Honestly, I'll do anything to transition the

Karen. I'm the Karen of dog poo. Yeah. I mean, yeah. After the car towing incident, like I'm looking for any reason to shift that to someone else at this point. I was hoping that somebody would vote correctly. Unfortunately, Poops R is getting eliminated. All right, let's go number 13. Carve.

Verse number four, Vortex Bottles. Carve of course is our favorite place to have our company dinners and where Brett sees famous people and Vortex Bottles are just fucking sick. Or Randy runs up the tab with sugary cocktails. A daiquiri down under, a blueberry fields forever, you never know what I'm gonna be doing.

I've been to now both locations of Carve in Austin, Texas enough times to just say that the one that we go to is so superior. It's much more of a scene. It's so superior. There's something unsettling that I'll tell you guys about the podcast, about Carve after. Okay.

Listeners don't need to be worried about going there, but there's something that does not settle me well anyway. Yeah, honestly, I didn't even think about it. Carve could have been one of the four regions. Yeah, you idiot. Well, all right, let's see. Well, let's go with you first. You haven't gone first.

Vortex bottles, dude. Vortex bottles, of course. Come on, come on. The amount of, I probably made $30 from Twitter from my vortex bottle tweets this year. Oh, well congrats. Thank you. All right, let's see what Dylan put.

Vortex. Vortex bottles, vortex. Oh, he even drew a vortex bottle, Dave. Yeah, he watched it. Generic, no brain. Pretty good. He put his beer on it. Pretty good, though. You should watch yourself.

You can tell that the grooves would shoot beer down your throat. That's the thing about them. Yeah. Dangerously fast. If you're just listening, we will be putting all these on YouTube as always.

And we've got the bracket up there to make it a little bit easier to keep it straight what we're voting on. So watch on YouTube if you like. All right, Vortex Bottles moves on. Number three, Hard G Soft G verse number 14, Hawk Tua voice. Anywho, I'm going to bed.

Anywho, see, I'm kind of surprised Hawk Tua voice made it. Has she done much? She came back and cried on that podcast, made me feel kind of bad for her. I don't think it worked. Yeah, like, I don't think she was doing it for her. I don't think it worked. Yeah, like it wasn't, I don't think she was doing it for sympathy. I think she's, I think her brain is wrecked.

She was taken advantage of for sure. I was taken advantage of, I got rugged. You didn't get rugged. You didn't get rugged. You didn't get rugged. You didn't get rugged. I see what you put Dylan. I'm throwing Haley Welch a bone here, spit on that thing.

Spit on that thing, you got on hot to a voice, number 14. Spit on that thing. I'm going geez dude, I'm jeet go with the switch foot Dylan. I'm I'm throwing Haley Welch a bone here. Spit on that. Spit on that. He got on hot to a voice number fourteen. I'm going G's dude. I'm G'd up right now like I I'm sorry but the the the GIF GIF thing and then the way that Dave has naturally

just started doing it. It's perfect. And Dave is also. I kind of hate it. That's why I did that. We know. The number three. That one's uh poised to make a run I think. Yeah. Number three, hard G soft G moves on. All right. Let's move on to number 11, sopping wet January verse number six, real or fake

segments. Gosh, I feel like stopping what January was so quick and I feel like real or fake is so tried and true. Of course, sopping wet January was where we'll try to drink every day because I was doing dry January. I went 30 for 31 I went 30 for 31 And then real fake segments have been around since even the touching base days, you know Something with that one day that I didn't drink will always live with me. I

Told Sally I told Sally that morning. Don't let me have a drink tonight. It's gonna be the only day I don't drink to you or you stay soaked all month long. No, I wasn't getting drunk. I was having one or two absolute creamers a night It's a good bit Let's see what we'll put I did January The real or fake segments is good, but I don't think it's enough of a bit to actually qualify I see what they don't put sapping enough of a bit to actually qualify. I see what Dylan put. Sopping wet.

Sopping wet January. What? Dave is sopping wet January. Oh, look at that. That's drippy. Is that our, I think that might be our first upset. No one's, that's an original, no one else is doing cold call later. Cold call later over Goon Caves, but you know, eight, nine seed.

That's nine, eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First big upset. So yeah, 11 beats the 6. Topping what January moves on. All right. Number 7 versus 10 here. Number 7, it's giving blank.

Number 10. Hi Dave. I know what has my vote. It's giving blank. What number 10? Hi Dave. This is one of those early round games where I worry that either one going through is going to run into a buzz saw and just get absolutely blown out on the weekend. Everyone locked in here? Locked in. Let's see which

you put Dave. I went with it's jibbing. It's jibbing. It's jibbing. It's jibbing. Alright, well. I did hi Dave. Hi Dave. Oh, there's something I like about it. The consistency of it during voicemails makes me happy. Um and I also tried to do it with Randy once and he didn't do it back to me. So, like it. Hi, Will. Yeah. Alright. And the onus is on. It's giving. It's giving. That's that's unfortunate for her. And down goes a Randy bit. Aw, Randy. Alright, number seven, it's giving moves on. Alright. Last match up in this region. Number fifteen, it's giving moves on. All right. Last match up in this region.

Number 15, KJ being H and number two, frat Dave. I mean, those are just two staples. Yeah. Frat Dave making the tournament once again. And so we'll be, we'll be breaking these up in a smaller episodes as you're listening to right now and the championship game I will I have all the champions from past years and who they went up with and I will before we release the champion this year I will read them all off because it'll be a nice trip down memory lane but won't say them for now. Don't want to influence anyone's voting the few Fred day feels like a dynasty. At least like always makes a good showing. Yeah. I don't know if he's ever won. Is it usually a good high seed to you know, Fred Dave on Twitter got a retweet

from me recently because he is currently celebrating Spiff Giddy. Which one of y'all is that? I know that somebody in this. It's not. It's not. It's honestly run. It's run like somebody who could do content for a while. It could be honestly be like Landry or someone. I don't know happy spiff good eye for those who celebrate. Thank you Let's see. Did you put Dylan? Brett Dave obviously Frat That's a nice that's a nice thing of a rat there. All right, it's a good little rat across the way good That was a slaughter. I did what I could.

You inspired me, Dave. I thought I'd draw a little bit more. Sorry, KJ. Pretty easy matchups thus far. No blood, no blood, no blood. All right, let's move on to the Dick Saloon region. This is number two juxtaposition. Number 15, Dave, you wanna do this one?

Gulp sound. Two juxtaposition. My boat doesn't matter here. Number 15. It doesn't matter here. See, as you're doing the jolt sound. Yeah. It's when you take like the words

that you listen to a podcast, you put them next to like a noise. Do one. No. Do one, Dylan, do one. I will not. Ah, he did one. All right.

Let's see what you put first. Gulp, he put Jolte. Just the position. Here comes the Juxto box. Okay, and Juxto. It's a Juxto box. Okay, and Juxto. It's a Juxto play. Obviously. Shout out to Juxton.

Juxton. Did Juxton submit a bracket? Yeah. I think Juxton's a true freshman on the team right now and he's put some blood into the Juxton position. All right, Jessica's position moves. Gulp sounds so stupid. I'm surprised no one complains about that.

I am too. I can see the people. If you're wearing headphones, that's gotta be a little jarring or garring. All right. No, cause that's not a J. I know. Yeah. Don't mix that up cause we'll get mad.

All right, let's move on to the next one. Number 10, it's Rhea time. Verse number seven, post-Bender Randy voice. This is the Randy matchup. This is the Randy matchup right here. the next one. Number ten, it's I don't like your two bits running up against each other in the first round. I don't either. Dylan went up against himself in the first round too. Because these are two solid. Alright, let's see what you put, Dave. It's shitty Randy.

It's post-Bender. Okay, that could be either way. I was going to say, because Ria Time could be shitty Randy too. It's the sevens. Post-Bender Randy, post-Bender Randy. It's a creative. I will never, I think I've said this before. I will never vote for something poop driven unless it's against something else that's poop driven.

You literally voted against Poops R. Yeah, you did earlier. That's anti-poop. Correct. Correct. I'm just being a good Samaritan. All right, number seven, post-Bender, Andy moves on. Ria time is just gross and.

Yeah. It's Ria time. There's times where he's very. He forces it too. There's times where his timing with it's very good. Really, you don't usually have to force just kind of comes out. It's actually the opposite of. OK, you set them up.

All right. Number six, producer week. Another ready thing. First number 11 office neighbors ghosting happy hour. Wow. Our first office issue. I don't think I don't think the parking lot situation is on this year's bracket. It was it was a late got hot late, you know, so yeah, yeah, more on that at some point. Actually more on that

right now while Dave writes, just yesterday, we had a set back, they're officially saving spots for each other again. And it appears as though a human has taken a poop in our parking lot. We don't know that it was our neighbors, but we also don't know that it wasn't. I'm going to say it wasn't the neighbors, but if it was them, they have enough ammo against,

like that we've thrown toward them that I would understand it. Is the poop still there? I think it is. There's actual poop. I just saw TP. Oh, Dave, there's. Oh, there are turds in the picture that you sent.

There are. Oh, I didn't notice that. Yeah, it turds in the picture that you sent. There are, I didn't even notice that. Yeah, it's human. There's toilet paper there. Big old turds. It's not a dog, dogs don't use toilet paper, folks. Dogs don't use toilet paper. Yeah, so I won't be parking in that spot until the neighbors clean it up because...

Oh, is it in the neighbor's spot? No. No, sadly. Oh, yeah. Do you want me to bring my pooper scooper in and put it over there? It's on our side? Oh, it's on the curb. It's up against the wall on the curb. Oh, sadly. Oh, yeah. Do you want me to bring my pooper scooper in and put it over there? It's on our side? Yeah. It's on the curb.

It's up against the wall on the curb. Oh, man. Yeah. Hey, hey, devil's advocate. If you're gonna poop somewhere in the area, it's not the worst place to just put your back up against that wall. No one's really seeing over there.

It's not the worst place. If you just out by a dude, it's different. Maybe it was a pledge. I was just doing wall sits. Could have been. Yeah, someone pooped in our lot. Not good. Not good at all. All right. Number six producer a week versus number 11 office neighbors ghosting happy hour. Dylan, what'd you put? Ghosting. You put ghosting. Ghosting, they both drew photos of pictures of ghosts and ghosting happy hour. I was gonna draw the ghost in my first iteration

looked like something else. So I decided to just... It didn't look good. It didn't look friendly. Yeah, it looked like a grand dragon or something. All right. You're gonna have that round tip. Can't have a pointy one. Another upset. 11 takes down to six. Producer week. All right. Hey, you know what? Thank you guys for not voting for Producer Week. Something I don't like about Producer Week is that I don't like when other people label it that when like something minor goes wrong

that's out of your control. Like I like that. I like that as being an in office bit, not a greater bit. It was just such a terrible week that I don't wanna go back to it. All right. What is the origin of Producer Week? It was just that like- Everything was just-

For a whole week I was just making minor mistakes. Like I wasn't scheduling things correctly. Like I went to the wrong episode or something like that. It was just a week. It probably coincided with post-Bender Randy week. I don't think it did. I think it was just a normal week. Maybe, who knows?

All right, moving on to 14 versus three. In my blank era, in number three, I ain't drinking anymore. But I ain't drinking ALS. I mean, this is, I think this one's an easy one. Do you guys already go? Yeah. Oh, dude. Yo, quick. Yeah.

They were doing it while we were still talking about this. You guys, you're Yo, quick. Yeah. They were doing it while we're show talking about this. You gotta look ahead. I'm gonna do a bracket this year for March Madness. Are you? I figure I have to since I'm gonna be out there for the first time ever in Vegas doing it. Oh yeah. I feel like I have to.

Dylan, what'd you put? I ain't drinking anymore. Number three, I ain't drinking anymore. Brother, I ain't drinking anymore. I ain't drinking anymore. I got a I ain't drinking anymore. Brother, I ain't drinking anymore. I ain't drinking anymore. I got a laugh track for that just yesterday, brother. I ain't drinking anymore, Muzan. That, oh, it always was.

It was always gonna move on. That one can make a run there. All right, number four, throwing in a fat hooter. Verse number 13, Micah plugging himself. It sounds like it could be something different. Yeah. You know what? His last appearance on the show,

he kind of didn't plug himself as much. He's only like plugging his company now and he plugs it like once. I mean, the guy's still got the content gene, but he's just not using it. Yeah. He's growing up on us. I don't know. When he hit that birdie putt the other day and said, but, but, but birdie bitches, I

was like, yeah, he's, he's still got some pussy. He wanted it. All right. It's a great photo. You got him. Well, let's see what you did. My best. I did thrown in a fat Hooter hooter and he drew the hooter.

Let me see it. I like that. Oh, Dave. Great. Oh, hey, I wish I'd done that. I did not just broke fat hooter. So that's stupid. All right. Before fat hooter shot to Lucy. Shout out to the shout to Hooters. Shout out to the wall on Dylan's desk.

All right. Moving on, number 12 verse number five. Leveraging AI in number five. Dylan putting beer on someone's tab. Which happened at Kelly's Irish Pub. Should have been in the Kelly's Irish Pub bracket. Wow. Region. What a miss.

It's in the dick saloon. It's like Dave's still voted on there. I'm sorry. These are tough. These are tough. Two guinnesses please. These are a little tougher than the first, Regent? All right, well, it's so tough.

Let's see what you put. I went AI. You put leveraging AI. It still makes me laugh at that guy was just really that serious about it. If you don't have like a, what was it? A Bugatti or a Lambo or something like that. All right, let's see what you put, Will.

I'm doing beer and I'm doing it for a very specific reason. And that reason is that I don't want it to get lost that Dylan did this. I feel like Dylan doing this kind of got glossed over after like one or two episodes and it was such a shitty guy move. The awareness of it, it just I feel like it needs to have a little longer shelf life. The comedic nature of it offset the guilt I had because it was funny and for that reason. Wow. There he is. Well that is a shit a shit man move.

You know the shit man. That's something to buddy. Oh, there he is. Boy, that is a shit man move. You know the shit, man. That's something to shit here would do. Oh, we kind of did it accidentally first because the waiter, we realized he didn't ask for our card and then we just went with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep explaining yourself, buddy. Keep explaining yourself. Then again, him and Chelsea just gave someone

a free coffee, so. It was just trash. It was an empty coffee cup. Okay. Yeah. All right. coffee. So it was just trash. It was an empty coffee cup. Okay. Yeah. All right. Don't put in beers on someone else's tab moves on and let's go on to number eight versus nine here. Number eight,

two clashes of McLeish. First number nine, Dimmadome. For those of you, everyone knows that I did Dimmadome at game day this year and for the meetup, the one that for Halloween in New York meetup. Still, I know who Doug Dimmadome is. I'm aware of his appearance. I do still do not know anything else about that man's lore he's a billionaire real estate mogul and destroyer of cherished childhood dreams okay like yours okay I voted dimma dome dimma dome oh he drove dimma dome everyone and Dylan Joe dim them too all right like that Dave's face on that

dimma dome was good I like to glasses of milk but I respect that Randy's gotten so much content out of just Dimmadome and the fact that you did it in New York for the meetup. No one else did bits. People were trying to copy it. Well, Dylan did a cowboy hat bit since he's not a cowboy. Yeah.

Come on, man. Got him. All right, last one of this side of the bracket. Number 16, dumb fucks hating circling back in number one Haas shout out to the DF so hardest hardest matchup yet for me. I think Going to vote you're there Haas When when we did the episode with Dumb Zone, the amount of interactions that occurred on Reddit

from both our Reddit and their Reddit is something I've never really seen in a long time. That was kind of just a weird situation. Stimulated engagement. There was one night where I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a comment and I was like, I don't think I'm gonna go back to sleep. I wanna go drive to Dallas and strangle this dude.

Was it that cutting of a comment? I was just like, what, really guys? We're just selling ads for your boys so they can do it independently. I don't really understand that. So the people that took a lot of issue were they're non-online people. They have a big audience that's not online.

That makes sense. So they don't know that we interact with these guys. And they had it in their head that we were gonna be doing a ton of crossover content like the show we did here, like that was gonna be a big part of it. And I don't think we ever really put it out. We said we'd occasionally pop on each other's shows, which is true.

But like, what does this all mean? Yeah, maybe it's on us for not explaining it, but we didn't sell it as like, Hey, now we're going to be on their show all the time and ruining it. Wasn't a thing. Their ad reads are doing great though. Shout out to the dumb zone.

What'd you put there? I put Hoss. Hoss. Hoss. Get your booze right now. Hoss is the bit from this past year that has infiltrated my vernacular more than anything. I say it to my sons. I say it to like, in every group text, I'll say it. Like, it's just not even... Yeah.

Ready to give the video? The... I... You want a plane? I mean, you have it. If you could send it to my Slack, I could put it back out there. Yeah, let me see if I can find it. That's as down bad as I've ever seen you. Yeah, let me see if I can find it. That's as down bad as I've ever seen you. You have said it before.

I think we had a backer in here the other day and he's a teacher, but like a military teacher. And he said like some of the people in his class, he said it once and they just constantly say, Hoss now. So it's so easy to pick up. Dude, imagine being a fighter pilot and you're called Hoss.

That's fucking sick. That'd be good. Hoss is great. It's a easy to pick up. Dude, imagine being a fighter pilot and you're call signs Hoss. That's fucking sick. That'd be good. Hoss is great, it's a great bit. And it has like real life origin too, which makes it funny, extra funny. What are you doing? Going to the next bracket? Well, I'm seeing if Dave can find one.

You can go to the next region, bro. I don't think these two things are contingent on each other. I'm trying to get my preparation in. It's gotta compress, Hoss. I'm trying to get my preparation in. It's got to compress. I'm trying to get my think on right now. I agree with Will. On the next bracket.

Okay, I got it over here though, Hoss. Come on, Hoss. You've been moving big time. Oh my God. It's bad. You're disgusting in this, Randy. You're gross. I'll get you a booze drink on this flight there, Hoss.

I'll get you a booze drink on the flight, house Get you booze drink on the flight house. Nope. No, I need nothing. I need to be home Dude ready, this is the ugliest you've ever been yeah, it doesn't look like the same person not a hot man It's bad. All right. Let's move on here. Kelly's. Ha ha ha. All right.

We got number, and this is in the Kelly's Irish pub region. We got number one, Outround Blankway. First number 16, Gonsters. Blankway, verse number 16, gonsters. Outround Blankway, verse number 16, gonsters. You know when like a new subdivision goes up and you have to like name the new streets and stuff like that? Yeah.

Are there any backers out there who have the guts to just call their street Blankway? That's gotta be a fun project. Like the naming streets meeting, it's gotta be a fun one. Oh yeah. I like, I always like driving by and being like, that dude just uses last name. Yeah. Sick.

Let's see, let's see what Dylan put. There's a reason it's a one seat folks. That's a, this is a powerhouse bit, powerhouse bit. Outround blank way for Dylan, blank way for Will. I couldn't vote Gaunster's because I did not make good on the Gaunster and it would be disingenuous for me to act like I did. And Dave let's just see what you put there. I went Johnster with the upset. He put Johnster. What? I don't know there's just something about the Gaunster that's hilarious. You just wanted to say Johnster I think. That's part of it. I was hoping no Gaun I got to the funny thing.

It gets my vote in a lot of such and against a lot of things here, but. Realistically, I think it's like an eight or a nine. Shout out to friend of the pod Gordo for chugging the curdled Gonstar. Oh yeah, he did. Shouts Gordo. All right, number nine, Zeitgeist verse number eight,

Nicky the knife. Oh, oh. This is a tough match. This is Geisty. Zeitgeist versus Nicky the knife. Nicky the knife. It's just a shame that Nicky the knife only comes around around Halloween. Could use them now. It's just a shame that Nicky the knife only comes around around Halloween.

Could use them now. They got people pooping in the parking lot. They're pooping in the parking lot, T. All right. Let's see what you put down because I feel like I knew. Yeah, he put a knife. Damn, that's a carved knife. I love Nicky the knife. One of my all-time favorite characters on this show. Let's do, I want to do Dave next. Jistee. Okay, there's Jistee.

I figured that we might get all down there. No, sorry Dave. It's Nicky the Knife. It's Nicky the Knife. Come on. Nicky the Knife has staying power. Nicky the Knife was the most well executed bit from the last year.

Like I- Strong H- Dave took it so long on Spooky Season. The things that he was saying were not things that I've heard Dave say before for other, like he wasn't recycling anything. It was a pure in your bag moment. What is it? Was it nor the para para the normal? Something like that. Norma apparel, para de normal. Norman Apparel, Parade of Norma. All time.

He was just kind of a dick though. He was like very insulting and patronizing. Yeah. All right, Nicky the Knife moves on. All right, number five, male friendship dying. Verse number 12, women in STEM. Women in STEM, you know, a constant appearance from them in multiple brackets.

We support our women in STEM. But this is a, ooh, this is a real match up here. Is it like, are we worried about men's mental health or women progressing in male-dominated fields? Really gotta think about it. Not really. Okay. I'm interested to see what you put then, Dylan.

Look, ladies, you've had your time. You've had your time. And this is not just a bit, but it's a real thing that's plaguing my life currently, so. Yeah, this is easy. Male friendship dying. I mean, like, here's the thing, I have always voted for women in STEM,

I have seen them through numerous rounds before, but we are facing an epidemic here, and we would be remiss as a podcast with a huge male audience to not support male friendships dying. And what'd you put there? Cosine. He put a man, a stick figure with a penis with a sad face.

So clearly meaning that he, a sad man. He's sad because he didn't have any friends right now. And yeah, his penis is out just to signify that he is a man. Male friendship dime moves on. Sorry, no ally points for the boys here today. See ya, women. All right. Number 13, car car salesman Dave.

Verse number four, Dylan Coke jokes. As in cocaine jokes, folks. Cars, a difficult thing to draw. A car. a Difficult thing to draw a Car You're fucked Let's see what you put Dylan I knew there was a matter so I just went with I wanted to draw a fun picture Oh, he did it. Oh, that's see what you put Dylan. I knew it wasn't gonna matter, so I just went with the, I wanted to draw a fun picture. Oh, he did it? Oh, that's a lot.

That's really, no offense Dave, I saw yours and Dylan's, Dylan's is very good. Dylan's doing a nice picture. I like that you're doing it off of a pile. I should have done a line, that's good. It's hard to draw white lines with a black marker though. Coke, cocaine, across the board, cocaine. To pile a coke. See, I've never done it, there the board, cocaine. To pile the coke.

See, I've never done it. That's, there's more of more evidence there. Dylan Coke jokes moves on. Car salesman Dave, good bit though. Short lived, but good bit. All right. Number three, Hungry. Verse number 14, NFT Nick.

That's good. I'm pretty hungry right now, actually. Well. You see my flack there, Hoff? Yeah, yeah, I got to wait. Gotta wait. Sorry. I'll have some sweet.

I'll have some Skittle jelly beans. Well, I ate all the purple ones, Hoss. Oh, it'd be great if we had a snack box. You can't pick out specific colors. Here's the thing, man. Already did. Oh, already did. Sheesh, you can't tell Will how to live.

All right, let's see what you put, Will. NFT Nick. NFT Nick. I like Hungry, but like, NFT Nick, I've come around so much on him lately that I'm now re-following him and actually very much enjoying how stupid his content is. Let's see what Dave put. Hungry.

Ooh, Hungry. All right, Onus is on Dylan. Hungry. He put Hungry. Hungry moves on. All right. NFT Nick does rule. He kind of rules.

He's a good dude. He's an idiot. And he's one of the ugliest SOBs you've ever seen. He looks like me on the plane. But at the same time, like he's found his spot. All right. Number 11, influencer Dylan, verse number six, circling back on touching base. All right. Our new Patreon show.

Hope you all enjoyed episode two. Oh. That was a fun episode. A lot of fun. Valerio. Did something this morning. Had a realization this morning, boys. The giant Costco purchased box of cold brew

in my refrigerator that I'm about four fifths of the way through. Found out today that it's concentrate. Oh. So you know how I've been complaining for the last You Harrison. Week. Yeah, I've been complaining for the last week

about not being able to go to bed before midnight. That's why I think we've solved the riddle. Oh, boy. How much are you supposed to dilute it by? Does it say on there? I don't know, but I've been drinking two full ones a day. Oh, shit. That's a lot. That's a lot of gas. I don't know how I haven't been freaking out in the studio. Seriously. No jitters. I mean, I have I have been complaining about my, I did complain about my early week anxiety,

which might've, you know. Anyway. All right, number 11, Influencer Dylan verse number six. Circling back on touching base, let's see what Dylan put. Influencer slash Amsterdam Dylan. Let's see what Dave put. He put, okay. I love that hand reaching around in front of the screen. That's good, that's see what Dave put. He put, okay.

I love that hand reaching around in front of the screen. That's good, that's good, Dave. Is that Dylan recording himself as Influencer? I put Circling Back on Touching Bass because I really enjoyed, the first episode for me was so much, I was cracking up just listening to our old audio. It was really good.

It was a nice little time down memory lane. This is how I hold my phone according to Dave, like that. Oh, yeah. Inf, influencer Dylan moves on, but circling back and touching base, you'll be getting much more of that in the future. So don't worry folks at home. All right, number seven, shrinking the game versus number 10, Kelly's Irish Pub

in the Kelly's Irish Pub region. So they got home court advantage right now. Shrink the game. Seven verse 10. This these been ripe for uproar sets I think so far. All right, let's see what Dylan put. You only start with me. Okay. He put, he... A big old, a big old frosty. Oh, an absolute creamer.

Absolute creamer. Let's see what Will put. It's creaming. Let's see what we'll put. ["Shrink the Game"] You wrote it in very small font. You get it? All right. Ours is on Dave. Ours is on Dave.

Is that? It's a burner verse guy. Is that a burner verse guy? Okay, so you're doing shrink the game. He conveniently covered his face up. That pole is way too proper size on you. You're right. You're right about that.

I like the fucking Wayfares award, dude, that's great. That guy just hang out body blue. Oh my goodness. Brent and I had a long Bonnie Blue discussion this morning. Shrink the Game moves on. Any points awarded? My, no, no. I said that like, even though my boys and I

can act like shit heads when we're drinking and stuff, I still don't see a scenario where we're crowding around a porn star trying to take pictures with her. I think I do. Yeah, it's, nah. Yeah, that's, that's. I don't think so, man. Like my buddies and I just like, we don't, I don't know.

I'm gonna say if Riley Reid was at Fort Lauderdale, I would take a picture. I don't know who she is. Sure, you don't. Is that your friend? Is that your is that your fraternity brother? Riley Reid? Yeah. Riley, dude, his his dad bought him a new truck. It's fucking sick. All right. Number 15, old gene.

He sure did love bracket verse number two Lutz APSOS old gene makes an appearance on the PGP subreddit every now and then the PGP subreddit is absolutely cooking it's so funny it's cooking it always drops a survey in there the other day and I was just like oh no you're gonna have to redo all your work. You know what you've done. All that data is tainted. Someone's going to walk into their class at their grad school and just be like, damn it. All right, Dave, what'd you put?

The Lutes. You put the Lutes. The Apsos. Let's see what. Give me the Lutes. Give me the Lutes. Lutes, Apsos. All right.

Oljee would love to see you in the tournament year after year, but you just. You guys might need to go through a coaching change. You going against the Lutz and Apsos. They're not adapting the new NIL stuff quick enough. Always good, never great. All right, that was the end of Kelly's Irish Pub. Let's move on to the Metal Ranchos. Number two, it's a blank play.

Verse number 15, Dylan Welching on bets. That's an old one. I would say that too if I were you and someone who doesn't do any of their bet payoffs. Have I Welched on a bet since the last time we did? No, because you refused to make bets anymore. Like I refuse to play odds with you because you're in my head.

What pisses me off about refusing to play odds is that you control your destiny. You are in my head. You can say 900 and that's fine. You're soft for doing it, but refusing to play overall is just, no, can't do that. In my head.

Willy, Willy. All right, let's see what you put, Will. Sure, why not? It's a blank play. It's a blank play. Bl. Willie. Alright, let's see what you put Will. Sure, why not? It's a blank play. It's a blank play. Blank play. Blank play. Blank play. That really gained a lot of uh traction on the brunch episode, right? Bro, I think that sounds familiar. Yeah, there's a brunch connection. That sounds familiar. Yeah. I believe it was origin was the Tris me liking Triscuits or something. I think it was and then you guys Triscuits or something. It was controversial. Yeah, when you

were in Montana. You said it's a texture play. Oh, palette play. Palette play. That sounds right. It's a blank play moves on. All right, number 10, Renfair Randy verse number seven, putting that shit on. Dude, I've been getting to serve so many Renfair reels of people just going. Me too. I'm so excited.

I'm hopefully going two weeks, two or four weeks, we'll see. And I'm excited to just be back out there, drinking mead, camping out, have bonfire underneath the stars. Oh. You just do that like anywhere. I mean, you can, but I'm not gonna do it. Dressed up with a bunch of other people dressed up,

singing sea shanties. Shrink. Let's see what you put, well, you look eager. Ren fair Randy, with a nice little flair. A little cursive. There's no scenario where Randy is not the happiest he is than when Ren Faire's in season. When he has that shit on out of Ren Faire.

It's true. And to be honest, it took me so long in my life to discover how much I love Ren Faire's. But like you have a palpable buzz about you. You're like super motivated to get everything done because you're like now I want to be I want to be wild It's one of those things is like I want to go and I'm gonna plan everything so that I have people to go with you Seemed more excited to go to the rent fair in Houston than you did to go to Japan. I I probably had a better time too. All right. Let's see what you put Dylan.

That shit. Put that shit on. Onus boy. Onus on Davey. Onus Swagner over here. Upset. Upset. Ren fair, Randy moves on.

Dude, this next matchup had me concerned because if there was ever a place that I was going to run into one of the eight great men, it was going to be at the South by Southwest event that we did for Michigan the other day. And I was like, one of these guys is gonna sucker punch me here. All right.

South by kinda is their scene. Yeah. Wow, that's a great, I didn't even think about those guys. Number six, eight great men verse number 11, backers PGP bits. Ooh. This is the, of course, the bits that backers do on the PGP. Very strong. This is tough. This is the toughest one for me. Yeah, this is a tough one. This is one of the better mattress. I like to imagine one of the eight great men looking for advice on Reddit, approach grab

problems and they just get told to invest in Bluetooth speakers. All right. Oh, this is going to be interesting. I've been starting out this. I'll go back to you, Dylan. Let's start off with you. I can't get enough of the PGP bits. They're just too funny.

Dave? Yeah, I didn't feel good about it. I bits. They're just too funny. Dave? Yeah, I didn't feel good about it. I went with the eight, great. All right. I try to not log on to Reddit more than once a day. But if I do, I'm clicking on the PGP subreddit comments every single time they're on my feed. Every single time. I do sometimes leave there feeling bad for the people who start threads. They're like, I'm they're on my feed. Every single time.

I do sometimes leave there feeling bad for the people who start threads. They're like, I'm really down on my luck. I don't know what to do with my life. And then it's just bits. It's like, join a fraternity. I like it when they start responding like, this isn't helpful at all.

What is going on here? Backers doing PGP bits moves on. All right, a little upset PJP bits, moves on. All right, a little upset there. 11 beats to six. Moving on, 14 versus three. 14, raw dogging versus number three. Explain it for the people at home. I mean, Dylan, of course I understand number three,

but do you care explaining it for the folks at home? What that bit is? Yeah, it's like when I don't actually know, so I want someone else to explain it for me. You know, Randy? Oh, okay. People are still talking about that drive I raw dogged recently.

Two and a half hours, man. That's loco. The one you do is- Just the sound of the road, huh? By yourself or the one that you rawdogged with Sally? With my wife. Okay, they- you talk to each other. Yeah. All right, well, let's see what you put, Will.

I like explaining it for the people at home because if I truly don't know something, which is often, it's very easy to deploy this with a humorous tone rather than a stupid question. Dave? Raw dogging, all right, looks like Onus is on Dylan. He drew a little picture of a dog. You just drew the front half of a dog. It's a good dog, Dave. Yeah, it's a raw dog. Explain for the people at home. Moves on, number three.

If that dog were to wear pants, how would it wear pants? It wouldn't because it doesn't have any legs, back legs. It's just the front. It's raw dog, so there's no pants. I always went Twitter was fun. All right, let's move on to number four, verse number three. Number four, Dick Saloon, verse number 13, Creamies and Gluggers. I just don't want these guys is drawn a dick over there and it might be both of them. It might also be you.

We'll see. Could be. Let's see what you put that Dave. So he put good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm

a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm that's a thirteen upsetting a means glizzon good sir. Right, of course.

This is not a Walton Goggins play. Glizzon good sir. Pants beer. Can't remember if pants beer was, that start this year? Was it last year's bracket? No, I think that was this year. Oh, it could have been last year. It could have been last year.

Who knows? You can tell a lot of people are drawing their answers for this one. And very happy to see that. Let's see what Dylan put. He drew a pair of pants. Big wet spot on those pants. All right. In a vortex bottle being poured down some pants for Will. Okay. Yeah. And another... Yeah. Okay. So we got all pants,

pants bare across the board, all wet. Look, if you give us something fun to draw, we're probably gonna choose it over the other one. all the all pants pants bare across the board all wet. If you give it something fun to draw we're probably gonna choose it over the other one. The fellas were just choosing stuff they could draw. Maybe the white boards were a bad idea. I like the white board move. Number eight, quad collars verse number nine, splitting the G. Splitting the G.

That's a bad one. Like you can't go soft G. Split the G. Split the G. Good. That's still hard. Wait, hold on, yeah, because G is a soft G sound when it should be a heart. Oh my God.

What is going on? I could see your brain trying to work that out after my brain had already worked it out. And yeah, it's kind of mind bending. It's a hard guy, dude. Yeah, you might want to breeze past that one because the ammo just got put in Dave in my idea. Our Glock played yourself. Here's your locks.

Are you locks? Funny you take the afternoon off. Let's see what you will. Quad collar. Quad collar. Let's see what Dave put. OK, that's splitting the G. I think that's a good rendition. What's? It's the G. Oh, the heart.

Okay. Obviously that's the heart. Great rendition. Obviously that's the heart. Sorry, quad collars. You just got upset. Really? I like quad collars. Quad Collars is good, it's seasonal, but good. I mean, I think the game did move on,

so Brenner Burst has kind of... All right, last matchup, guys. This is the number one versus number 16. The 16th space bar volume shooting, first number one, Pledge Voice. You might've missed a space bar. You know we got like a blood moon eclipse over the weekend? Just letting you know. Blood moon eclipse? got like a blood moon eclipse over the weekend. Just letting you know.

Blood moon eclipse? Something like that. I did not know that. My son will not go to bed these days without seeing the moon first. It's very late. Yeah. And for the people wondering,

that would have been last weekend because we were recording this Thursday and today is Tuesday if you're listening it on its air date. So hopefully you saw that blood moon eclipse. And hopefully you had a great weekend. Is pledge voice the same as pledge voice? Yeah, pledge voice is pledge voice.

Little pledge voice for you. Oh. Little pledge voice. Does someone's pledge brother have a concussion because we hit him. Did your quad collars lose to a beer? All right, let's, I feel like I know what Dylan's gonna put. So let's put Dylan first.

Oh, is your bracket already busted? There's no way he was voting for the space bar one. All right, and pledge voice, pledge voice. All right, pledge voice moves on, number one seed. Can we go through the next round matchups? All right, sure Pledge Voice. Pledge Voice. All right, Pledge Voice moves on. Number one seed. Can we go through the next round matchups? All right, sure, why not? Just look at them.

I wanna get primed up. I need to do my research before I fill out the rest of my bracket. Metal Ranchos versus Co-Call Later. Dylan not being introduced versus Fortex bottles. Harjee Softjee versus Sopping Wet January. It's giving blank versus Frat Dave. So that's Will Mon's region.

Dick Saloon region. Juxtaposition versus Post Bender Randy voice. Office neighbors ghosting happy hour versus I ain't drinking anymore. Throwing in a fat hooter versus Dylan putting beer on someone's tab. Dimmadome versus Haas. The left side, the bracket to watch that kids fight.

All right. Because Irish pub out around Blinkway versus Nicky the knife. Male friendship dying versus Dylan Coke jokes. Hungry versus influencer Dylan, shrinking the game versus Lutz Apso's. And then a metal ranchos region. It's a blank play versus Ren Farerandy, backers PGP bits versus explain it for the people at home.

Creamies and gluggers, I guess that should be creamers and gluggers. It is creamers, yeah. Yeah. Versus pants, beers, and number nine, verse number one, splitting the G verse pledge voice. It's getting good. Hey, that was round one in the books, boys. Round two's got a lot of stutter and match ups.

I'm excited. Yeah, it's going to be a tough one. We'll be back with another Bitmattis exclusive episode on the free feed unless anyone else has got something else to say. I think we get out of here. Let's get out of here.