Circling Back - Bit Madness 2025: Round 2
Episode Date: March 26, 2025Round 2, here we go! Some chalk and some real big upsets!!! Here is the link to the current pool results, hoss: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/2/d/e/2PACX-1vTVl8y1ZGo6pfJWNORfXlF_3ECfC7o05H4D...sCErrZFBqF2DM4f4j1tCFuDzlK0nOtdmm9c40DP4n3yN/pubhtml?gid=36417034&single=true&urp=gmail_link Top three winners will receive a prize! Good luck! ________________________________________________________ Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: https://www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CirclingBack Shop Washed Merch: https://www.washedmedia.shop/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back BitMadness Round 2!
Please?
My name is Will the Freeze.
To my left.
David Ruff.
Two rounds of bit madness please.
Two.
Two rounds of.
You're gonna do more than two.
At some point.
This is the second.
Right.
My bracket's already freaking busted.
You literally have like control of it.
To some degree. Why do you always have like control of it to some degree
why do you always have to question him shut fucking said just shut up this is
the segment that's also a podcast Dylan chevary man I'm just pumped to see who
emerges from this round really excited for this guys a number of teams really
excited you know Dix Saloon region it really has my attention right now you I'm excited for this guys. A number of teams. Really
excited. The Dick Saloon
region. It really has my
attention right now. You know,
a lot of good matchups. The
one that people are talking
about. They said where your
brain's been lately. That makes
sense. Yeah. My brain's always
in the Dick Saloon. Dave, you
know.
Anyway, do you astral project at night to the dick saloon?
Do I what?
Astral project.
If I knew what that meant, I could answer the question.
Spacebar guy doesn't know.
Astral project.
It's like projecting your spirit in your body to go other places.
You know, you know, you're astral.
Sure.
I just daydream about it mostly.
You see busy jorking this Titanic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
More on that tomorrow if I had to guess.
Titanic, nighttime.
Dude, I've had something in my eye.
Last like hour.
Want me to get it out, Ross?
It's not like hurting, but it's blurring it.
I know that feel.
Nothing crazy.
Hope I can read these.
We'll get through it.
Lineups.
If you need help, I'll tell you what's on that.
I think it's like an eyelash of some sort.
Welcome to eyelash.
She doesn't sing that.
Billie Eilish?
That's not good.
Her brother does, Finicky.
Finicky eyelash.
It's a thing from earlier.
People were saying that comedy points
should have been awarded.
I gave you a point for that.
You needed a lot of them to be fair.
To compete.
You know, things happen.
Oh, man, it's crazy that my Chipotle ball
is just looming heavy right now.
PGP.
You want half of this Celsius?
No, no, no, no, man.
I had a Zivia. You want a sippy?? No, no, man. I had a Zvia you want a sippy
I didn't know Zvia's were clear. So when I was pouring it into my glass, I was confused because it's it's a
Cherry cola flavored drinking. It doesn't get clear. Does it? Nope. No, it's the closest I've ever gotten to Pepsi clear
Never had a crystal Pepsi crystal pecs. I don't think they made it up Harbor Springs way. Oh, dude. That was a fucking vibe
Dave tell me I'm wrong. I don't think they made it up Harbor Springs way. Oh dude, that was a fucking vibe.
Dave, tell me I'm wrong.
I don't even know if I was born yet, bro. That was all you.
You were we were born nine months apart.
I remind you once again.
He'll probably had a made for him at a soda fountain.
Went to a sort of went to one of his sock hops and they were having
a spoonful of ice cream and some soda.
I was born in 1983.
We were listening to Buddy Holly holding hands.
That's like the 50s, dog.
Oh yeah.
I feel like I was 37 when you turned 40.
Now you're what, 42?
I'm 41.
Oh.
It's weird that you're part of the greatest generation when you kind of stink.
It's weird, but every year I get one year older.
Same date every year. It's weird, man. Will and I stay the same age. Have you guys seen that?
Yeah. Is McConaughey a pro day with a little stopwatch? Probably. They're probably letting
him run, dude. Probably. Probably giving pep talks. It's the biggest day of your life.
He's just pounding his chest.
You'll never run a more important 40.
These dudes can't even know who McConaughey is at this point.
Like they were so young when he was in his run.
They weren't watching like,
he's true detective when they were 12.
He's still a mega star.
Yeah, but they still gotta be like, what's up?
They've seen Interstellar.
I don't know, man.
I think Gen Z fucks with Interstellar.
Yeah.
I do.
Are they Gen Z?
They do, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't care.
Sure.
Hey, man.
God, I'm ready to just fucking dive in.
Why'd you look at your watch?
Let's dive in.
I didn't look at my watch. Don't look at your watch, Hoss take that fucking bougie ass Apple watch off. God damn I'm ax on his wrist
Take it off
Take it off watch a movie take this thing off. Yeah
Yeah, the big screen if he falls and breaks a hip you want to make sure you can call someone
Yeah. The big screen.
If he falls and breaks a hip,
you wanna make sure you can call someone.
Oh!
I can run circles around your bitch ass.
I was ready to run a 40 in my shirt and tie.
Klein just didn't wanna do it.
A 40 is the only athletic competition you can best me in.
I can definitely best you in,
I think anything under 400 meters, I can best you in.
Oh, I'm not talking about running.
I don't fucking run.
Okay.
Well, I walk.
Everybody knows that.
I don't shop.
I buy this jet of Jen and Pookie.
How are they doing?
I haven't seen much from them.
They had their kid, which meant that I had to unfollow them.
They had to dial back.
You got to hold off on the kid when you're fucking, when your brand is soaring,
you know, you know?
I know, but now they're just doing
a bunch of kid content and stuff.
And I'm like, this kid is barely breathing.
Like, just fucking slow down.
We don't care about your kid.
No offense.
You can't be having your baby do content
in its rookie season.
Yeah.
It's gotta sit a couple years.
Learn the game.
The kid just red shirted him.
That's lame, dude.
I think that I could complete the first round
of Ninja Warrior and I don't think you could.
Oh, fucking shit, Randy.
Oh.
If any producers of American Ninja Warrior are out there,
holler at Dylan and Randy.
That is one of the-
I would also like to try it.
I'd really like to try it.
In a combine, you got me in the 40. And that's it.
He might have you in bench too.
He's got short little arms.
You got little squatty arms.
Do they not have stuff in the combine?
They don't do squat, which is why I performed well.
Here's the thing.
When we did the combine.
Today before work, I was sitting here
and I saw Randy roll in.
He was on his bike.
Dude was in a tank top, muscles glistening.
I could see the veins in his legs just popping out
because he'd just been grinding down South Lamar.
And then about 10 minutes later, I see Dylan pull up.
He's got the wind going through his hair.
Just swagged out.
Didn't pedal once.
Got no helmet on.
Not a single drop of sweat.
Didn't break a sweat.
Just cool as ice.
Electric assistance.
And what, ready to year 31?
30, I'm about to be 31.
Are you really?
April 5th.
You're older than that.
You should have a birthday party on your birthday.
I'll be in Scottsdale,
but actually the weekend before,
if you wanted to come, Will.
Okay.
Bit Madness.
You're probably wondering what Bit Madness is
if you're new around here.
Bit Madness is where we take a bunch of
listener, a list of listener, a listener generated list. A listener.
A listener.
It's a classic listener.
A listener generated list of bits from the show
that have been ranked by said listeners that are now in a 60-14 bracket.
Today's round two, which means we're down to 32 teams,
which means, we've got to whittle it down even more.
So we're 16, baby.
I believe that means we have 16 matchups today.
Yep, yep.
Let's have a run into it.
All right.
In our Wilma side of the bracket.
Randy, I'll let you lead.
Yes, yes, I will lead.
And I got my, I got my Al Gluzudente champion hat on.
Number one, Maddler Ranchos verse number nine cold call later.
Okay.
Oh, one verse a nine.
Little upset from a cold call.
They beat goon caves.
Well, they're going up against. Interesting. I'm so upset from a cold call.
They beat Goon Caves. They're
going up against. Interesting.
The cold call later is a bit
that I very much enjoyed and I
think it's pretty ingrained in
a cold call listener's brain at
this point which is great. It's
based on last time. It's a it's
a fun bit. It's fun for
everybody. Reveal yourself,
Dylan. Yeah. Show us your hog. Yeah. Oh no.
Show us what you put.
Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos.
Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos,
Metal Ranchos moves on.
It's great.
That's a good matchup though.
I like that we have a new contender.
I like that I had to think about it for a second.
Tough draw for later.
I can't believe that I haven't seen her on the trail yet, by the way as much as she uh runs around town
Why don't you quit looking out for weirdo? Yeah looking out. Yeah, you creep everyone. I pass by
I just stop lingering by the tree. I peep everyone. I pass by just like what?
Not like check them out. But like eye contact. Who's this motherfucker here, you know?
This guy's binocular. That what you're thinking in your head. Who's this motherfucker here? You know, it's guys binocular. What you're thinking in your head. Who's this motherfucker here?
So everyone did a good job showing their boards that time. Thanks. This is different than do you know it?
So just put it at your chest because there is no graphics for it. So yes. All right
Ransh is was on just yeah, dude. Just wanna make sure you get off our back
You can't give us points. You can't take them away
Fuck off, Randy.
All right. Number five, Dylan not being introduced verse number four, vortex bottles.
Dylan not being introduced verse vortex bottles. Five and a four. This is a good matchup right here.
I wish we would have done Dillion.
Well, that's not my name.
Then why does everyone spell it like that
more than they spell it normal?
Because this world is full of idiots.
That's why.
Thank you, Andy.
Randy, stop.
Okay, oh, you're right.
This is completely misspelled.
Do you care when people mispronounce your last name?
No, because it's a weird name
that they've never seen before.
But Dylan, like why the second I?
You don't say Dillion unless you're a total dumb dumb.
Hey, why don't you just get over it, dude?
Quit trauma dumping.
You need a Vortex bottle right now
to take the edge off of.
If I could dump this in a Vortex
and just shoot it down the throat.
Let's go, Celsius Vortex would kill people.
Imagine going back in time and giving like,
I don't know, General Custer,
the vortex bottle of Celsius.
Yeah, I can't really imagine that.
Yeah, maybe he would have won.
He wouldn't have won,
but he would have fucking freaked the fuck out.
Joe Biden would cough so hard
after taking one sip of Celsius.
I tried to draw a vortex neck on a bottle
and I struggled mildly.
I crushed.
So I deleted, I erased it and I just wrote vortex
I thought I'd say that and he didn't well do a squiggly line
Guys stick you that guy's getting fucking sauce that is the vortex bottle across the board. That's easy
But I I did too many I did too many likes on Twitter for vortex bottle content between last year
Not or not vote vortex bottle
Also, you're ahead of its time. It caught wind or cut. Yeah
I'm glad I was because I ended up getting a lot of old stuff off eBay that I think would disappear now
That is true
All right vortex bottle moves on
Number three hard G soft G verse number 11, a sopping wet January.
Easy.
You guys are colluding.
Are you guys colluding?
I wonder if you guys voted for hard G soft G.
Sounds like you did.
But guess what?
Bitch.
So did I.
Okay.
Well, the hard ass G. All right. Yeah. It had to be hard G. Sounds like you did. You big gungle. But guess what, bitch? So did I. Okay. With a hard ass G.
All right.
Yeah, it had to be hard G.
Everyone hard G across there.
What?
You confused?
No.
Part of the reason I like this bit so much is because it now convinces me even more that
the insistence that it's GIF is It's just so stupid. There's nothing
stupid about it. Most people say GIF. I don't know. I don't know
if most people do. I feel like the majority of time with words,
we're changing it to the soft G as the joke. I wish the hard G
is more common. I just wish y'all would take the L
dracifully. See exactly right there. Perfect.
It's a hard G dog.
What?
Ha ha.
Oh man.
Hard G.
You guys man.
Moves on.
Oh my God.
These friends I have, I swear.
Look at this one, it's jiving.
See exactly, you're doing it.
Hard G's.
Randy stop trying to flip it bud, you lost.
I think it's two V two. You lost dude, you're going down to the G's. Randy, stop trying to stop trying to flip it, bud. You lost. I think it's two V two. You lost, dude. You're going down to the GEE league. You've been relegated cooking your ass,
cooking your ass, cooking your ass. Okay. Number seven is giving blank verse number two, Frat Dave. Some cool lingo.
It's giving Frat Dave.
Okay.
Two versus seven here.
It's a classic two, seven matchup in the second round.
Yeah.
We have squeaky marker over there.
That's what they used to call me. I don't know how you how frag goes to
this marker so fast. Hey, that's a question you're gonna
have to ask that guy. He put Fred Dave and he spelled Dave
with a delta and a sigma. It's a sigma though. You need to
you're looking for an epsilon. Yeah, but that's okay. No, it's
but you get like,
Yeah, it looks like you get it.
It does look like an E.
I know that it's not like correct.
He tried something and he cooked for the most part.
He's coming at it from like a design thing.
I'll give you a pass.
But that shows that you're a Jede.
Fucking hazy, frat Dave.
And frat Dave, everyone puts frat Dave.
I'm not good at rats.
I'm not good at rats. People could use context clues to
figure out what it was. He's
not good at rats. Say your your
delta was very well appreciated.
How about that? I mean, it's
it's a triangle. It's not like
it's difficult to draw a
triangle. I was down in
Louisiana Delta the other day.
What are you doing down there?
Hunting crocodiles. I didn't
know you got down like that.
Yeah, I stalk them there myself. Dang dude. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not I was in Delta the other day. What were you doing down there?
Hunting crocodiles.
I didn't know you got down like that.
Yeah, I stalk him there myself.
Dang dude, I didn't know he had a croc problem.
Okay.
Randy should be the one with the board the way he'd been drawn on the board today, you know?
Pervert alert.
I should have never done it. I was asked, and this is what I get.
All right, number two, juxtaposition first number seven,
post-Bender, Randy voice.
You know what I like about this matchup?
Okay, what?
It's that they're both, there's such different choices.
Like one is something that you do,
and the other one is just an idea
that we brought upon the podcast.
Chucks position versus post-Brendon.
So you're saying-
Kind of the juxtaposition of the two for me.
You're saying, yeah, and this matchup,
that's how different they are.
Don't do anything about this one.
I turned my board over before anyone.
Dylan, you see, it's that they're so different,
but in this matchup together,
they kind of complement each other.
No, they don't.
Yeah.
Why don't you flip that board over there, big dog?
Yeah, come on, Onus boy.
Post Bindi Randy.
Post, okay.
That's not what it is.
That's not.
Post Bindi Randy.
Jux for Will.
Let's see.
Oh, Onus is on.
Juxed in?
Juxed in?
Juxed in?
Juxed in?
Juxed in? Juxed in? Juxed in? Juxed in? Juxed in? This is on Justin. Oh, Randy. Upset alert. Just... Yen and the Yang.
It's the Jackson position.
Okay.
Nope.
Do you understand what this is?
Yeah, I get it.
It's dumb, but I get it.
But get you a booze drink costs literally stems from post-Bender Randy.
I know.
It's true.
Why didn't you vote for it?
Because I have an eyelash in my eye still.
Dave, why didn't you color in the other side of that yin and yang?
I just didn't.
It's a lot of marker ink.
Break another marker like Brett did.
Yeah, and like you only have so much clean real estate
on the Kleenexes that we use.
It's a good point.
It's true.
Not that kind of dealing.
All right, juxtaposition moves on.
Number 11, office neighbors ghosting happy hour.
First, number three, I ain't drinking anymore.
But I ain't drinking anymore. We didn't have enough booze for that happy hour. That's a thing. Well, that's because we couldn't't drinking anymore. But I ain't drinking anymore.
We didn't have enough booze for that happy hour.
That's the thing.
Well, that's because we couldn't be drinking anymore.
Dylan's locked in.
Okay.
What if we still have a drink in that mini fridge?
No, we drank all the Lone Stars
that we had purchased for that happy hour.
Or Randy's buddies did.
You guys probably went through all those drinks when you had-
No, I remember there was like motivation to finish them.
I didn't want to stare at those things very long.
Every single one reminded me of-
Failure.
The people next door who decided to ghost our happy hour that we decided to throw for
the office complex.
They had an emergency though. I'm sure it was very important the people that did
show up and shit now moved out and you can't poke your head in like hey guys
sorry i know we promised we'd be here but we got this shit going on you can't
we're 30 steps away they sent an email after the fact 30 steps away
like it's not like a it's not like a party with like 100 people going like we lived up to our blinds to office complex.
We can fucking see y'all were a big part of this deal.
Oh, speaking of they just were 80% of the guest list. Yeah.
Let's find them.
Explain themselves. I think they're going well, but ghost
shitty neighbors, shitty neighbors. I ain't drinking
anymore. Wow. What it says. It's not whatitty neighbors. I ain't drinking anymore.
Wow.
What it says.
It's not what it says.
I ain't drinking.
Just says I ain't drinking.
I drink.
I ain't drinking.
I ain't drinking.
Goes down the number three to number 11.
I like big the office neighbors thing because I think I just, I think in life I just need
something like this to complain about.
I think I really thrive off of it.
You need a nemesis.
Yeah.
You need a nemesis.
It's like gym in your office complex.
When that cream corn guy started really chirping up, it felt right.
I feel like I need a Larry David-esque plot line somewhere in my life at all times.
Wild corn.
Man, that's a huge upset.
That's going to bust a lot of bracket.
I don't know.
That's 11, three.
Not that crazy.
Not that crazy.
I'm sure some people had a drink anymore going pretty far.
All right.
Number four, throwing in a fat Hooter verse number five, Dylan putting beer on someone's
tab.
Kelly's Irish pub, nonetheless, where beers are about $9.
It was fun, dude. Like, I suggest for $9.
It was fun.
It was really on the server.
They should have known that we weren't part of that group. Should have known they were serving pieces where they like, that's a good one. It was
really on the the server. They
should have known that we
weren't part of that group. We
should have known they were
serving pieces where they like
we could have corrected it him
but we didn't. They thought
you were their dad. I don't
think that that was in play.
I'll see it. Hoss. Hooter. That's not a bad dog name. Hooter, get over here, Hooter.
Hooter.
That's a pretty good name.
That's a good dog name.
All right, last matchup on this side of the bracket.
Number nine, Dimmadome.
First number one, Hoss.
Get you a booze drink, Hoss.
Get you a realze drink, Hoss. Get you a real estate.
Billionaire.
Get you an eyelash, Hoss.
It's one C for a reason, folks.
All right, he put booze drink, Hoss.
Booze drink, Hoss.
Let's see, Hoss.
Still drunk on the plane, Randy, and Hoss.
Will wrote his, it's like an eye chart, very small.
Hoss moves on, number one, of course.
Sorry, Doug.
Get you moving, Hoss.
Will does something out of pocket every time he writes.
Doug, crazy.
All right.
All right, moving on.
Hoss versus Hooter in sweet 16.
That's a dream matchup, man.
All right, that's outside the bracket.
We are halfway there.
Seamus is moving to the other side here.
Get there.
Just inching along.
I could have just really easily.
But you know, I was just having fun with it.
Oh man.
Number one, out round blank way.
First number eight, Nicky the Knife.
Outround Blankway verse Nicky the Knife, one verse and eight.
Davis, Davis taking his time. Man, this is a tough draw for Nicky the Knife. I'm gonna have Dave go first. The top draw.
He's a knife.
That's a knife.
No rules.
Just a knife.
The knife was just used.
Alright, let's see what we'll put.
Anytime a bit is beyond the paywall, it kind of gets a one-point increase for me.
I'm going to have Dave go first.
I'm going to have Dave go first.
I'm going to have Dave go first. I'm going to bit of a weapon. Let's see what we'll put. Anytime a bit is beyond the paywall, it kind of gets a one point increase for me.
So, I want to encourage people to go enjoy this bit.
You're talking upset right now.
And Nicky the knife for me was the highlight of our paywall content this year.
And I have to go with the hot team right now.
Nicky the knife.
What did you put Dylan?
He put it out around but wow.
Nicky the knife.
Nicky the knife was just so well executed.
Yeah, it was a class that maybe there was a pun intended.
I didn't get to draw a knife, which I enjoyed last time.
That's good.
Man, that is I think those are two big upsets.
It's going to break a lot of brackets.
I'm sure people had both those things in-
People are Boston left and right.
And as of the champions, but yeah,
Nick and the Knife moves on, number eight.
That's exciting stuff.
All right, number five, male friendship dying
verse number four, Dylan and Coke jokes.
You could say Dylan and Coke jokes
is what keeps your guys' friendship alive.
So it's really hard to say what you want to choose here.
Okay, I know what Will's doing.
Just based on the motion of his marker.
Let's see what you put, Will.
What?
See like you drew some long lines over there.
Jeez, it's a big old snize.
Just, you know.
Is that a tit?
God, little wart on the nose, little.
So those are the nostrils, man.
Bumper risky?
It looks like a tit, dude.
A little tit or whatever.
Male friendship.
Male friendship. And they have Xs on their eyes because they're dying. A little tit or whatever. Male friendship. Male friendship.
And they have Xs on their eyes because they're dying.
All right, Onus is on Dylan.
Dylan drew his Coke mom.
That's pretty good.
Again, you didn't go for the mom.
Really, Dylan?
Wow.
Really?
Look at that, that's a mountain of cocaine right there.
I'm surprised you're choosing this.
This is how I do my cocaine.
You've been getting some criticisms on the subreddit.
I think I really just wanted to draw this picture.
Are you kind of feeling,
is it kind of complimentary that people think
you're just dope and you do coke and you just deny it?
People were saying there's no way you haven't done it.
I know, yeah, like this guy was like legit in a fraternity.
There's no way he didn't do coke.
I just didn't do it.
Oh my God, can you imagine how annoying
Dylan on coke would be?
That'd be so much fun.
Dude, let me see that picture you took me eight would be. That'd be so
much fun. Dude, let me see that
picture. You took me eight
years ago. That's 100%. Oh my
god. Just redownload Facebook.
Log out. I want to see that
picture you tagged me in. Oh
god. Alright, Dylan. You start
yelling at people in the TFM
writers group on Facebook if you
dig Coke right now. Come on, man.
Dylan Coke jokes moves on.
Moving on to number three versus number 11.
Number three, Hungry, verse number 11, influencer Dylan.
Number three, Hungry, Verse number 11, Influencer Dylan.
I'll go first.
I said Hungry.
You put Hungry.
Let's see what Dylan put.
Hungry.
You put Hungry.
I put, read it right, right.
Hungry.
Wow, a lot of ellipses.
We could have done more with influencer Dylan.
Still good.
He's not dead.
Can we lock in influencer a week for next week?
I'm very down for influencer week.
Influencer week's next week.
Are you available to help edit video?
Nope.
Okay, significant.
Time to download CapCut, Hoss.
It really limits me, but okay, I'll give it a shot.
No, this is a learning experience for the entire company.
Okay.
Because I will be out Thursday and Friday.
All around, so you know what?
Okay, I accept.
Hey, any video editing listeners, hit me up.
You're gonna do a side project for free.
Download CapCut.
It's the easiest thing in the world.
Get CapCut, oh.
CapCut.
All right.
They're calling him Brooks CapCut.
Okay.
Forced.
Number three moves on.
Won't make the tournament next year.
Hungry.
All right.
Number seven, shrinking the game.
Verse number two, Lutz Absos.
Oh, I don't like this matchup. This is the one people had circled on their bracket. Number seven, Shrinking the Game verse number two, Lutz.
I don't like the one. This is the one people had circled on their bracket.
Oh, Shrinking the Game first, Lutz, Apsos.
I mean, Lutz is a really good name for your boys,
which was you guys came up there, right?
It wasn't a Twitter thing?
No.
I just decided to start doing Lutz.
I just decided to start saying
my absolute boys one episode and then yeah,
it got appropriately shortened.
I think Lutz is a good name.
Fuck, I got nothing.
For any new listeners out there,
let's learn you up on shrink the game.
What a song.
This was not easy for me.
When I pulled up to Grey Rock and looked at the driving range on
Saturday and saw how crowded it was, I sort of got in my head.
I was like, shrink the game.
If there's one thing about me, it's that I ride for my lutes and abscess.
So he put it down.
Number two, lutes and abscess.
Let's see where the day foot.
It's for male friendship.
Yeah.
It says a medium. Oh, he shrunk shrink
That was tough, dude. That was that was a tough one. We really just we really just shrunk the game
That's too bad, man. It's a good bit shrink the bracket
and of Kelly's Irish pub moving on to Matt's El Rancho
region number two
Ranchos a metal ranchos a metal ranchos number two. It's a blank play first number ten Ren fair Randy
Yeah
Locked in I got double cup jesus looking at me on the screen right now
Okay, you know, um, that's a big cup. Yeah. And, why are you looking at what he's writing?
I'm locked in, it doesn't matter, bitch.
Okay, sure.
Will's putting some effort into this.
Will's putting in a lot of effort into this.
I wanna look, but I'm not gonna.
I feel like if he's drawing, it can only mean one thing.
Let's see what you put, Will.
You could draw the...
Man.
He drew a stick figure on top of a horse with a sword, meaning Renfair Randy.
Hey, thanks.
Man, Renfair is coming up. Renfair!
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's the best of Randy.
Yeah, you're in a better mood.
You're like in the best mood ever during that time.
You're doing content.
You're out of the office for a day.
Like it's just the best.
It's the opposite of Twin Peaks, Randy.
Yes, that's true.
Where you're literally dying.
And the waitress is like patting you on the back.
It still didn't happen.
Everything else except for that last part.
The manager comes over like,
hey man, can we get you something?
That blue moon make you pass out there, Hoss?
It did.
All right, yeah, number 10, Renfair Randy moves on.
All right.
Yeah, there's some upsets today.
There's some big upsets today.
All right, number 11, backers PGP bits verse number three,
explain it for the people at home.
I was on the PGP subreddit earlier today.
Okay.
Someone was asking where to move after graduation.
Like I'll give you one guess what the top response was.
Was it outpacus way?
Yeah, it was, it was hoss.
It was. Someone also noted Pekas way? Yeah, it was. It was, Hoss. It was.
Someone also noted that they should do Germany.
They once went to Oktoberfest and did v's and cocks
off their boys hog.
So they would go with that one.
Pekas is just a thriving market for new grads.
Fred read off that the OP posted,
it's my first Reddit post.
I think I might be in the wrong community.
So I responded with, no, you're in the right place, Hoffs.
Veeze and Cox, Oktoberfest.
It's not helpful.
It's the best subreddit on earth.
It really is.
Only like 60 people totally get it.
A top tier house in Germany,
but the house is spelled house.
Yep.
That's good.
There's some really good ones.
All right.
For that very reason, I'm going PGP.
PGP, Dave, PGP.
Ooh, the logo.
Wow.
Old school Lugo.
PGP subreddit.
Old school Lugo.
Lugo.
Lugo.
The old school Lugo.
Shout out Carter.
Number 11, upset.
Jimmy? We worked on this for a month
Next round yeah, Florida Gulf Coast versus
Someone that's those two big upsets right there. All right number 13 creamies creamers
And gluggers versus Pants Beer.
You hate to see these two against each other.
This is tough, man.
Yeah, I mean, to be honest,
you would never wanna put a creamer in your pants, right?
No.
Dave, you ever cream your pants?
So mature.
Why don't you go draw on the whiteboard out there?
Fuck you.
Anyways, now yeah, pants beer.
I feel like I do with like a light beer.
Yeah.
Pants beer is a wasteful beer.
Creamers and gluggers first,ants Beer.
That looks, this is not, what I've done here is not good.
I apologize.
Yeah.
I went creamers and gluggers.
I love saying cream, sorry.
I love saying creamers
and I feel like gluggers hasn't caught on.
But whenever I see someone tweet at me
an absolute glugger of wine just filled to the brim, it does make me really happy because
that was just a random moment that I had with my buddy.
Glug on good sir.
All right.
Pants beer.
Pants beer.
All right.
Onus on Davey.
Pants beer.
It's like a woman from the 70s.
That looks like if Randy's diagram earlier was done 25 years ago.
All right.
All right.
So here, just-
Okay, is that popcorn?
It's a pants creamer.
It's a pants beer.
Pants crema.
But it looks like pants popcorn.
They called him the pants crema.
Is that a creamer?
That's a pants creamer.
It's a pants beer.
It's a beer, but it's pants.
So it's a pants beer.
Can we do pants gluggers?
That would be annoying to get out.
Yeah, you're just, but it's pants. So it's a pants. Can you do pants gluggers?
That would be annoying to get out. Yeah, that's it. You're just ruining a pair of pants.
All right. Pants beers moves on. We've all been there. Pants beers.
All right. Last last match up boys of the day. Number nine splitting the G. First number one pledge voice. Splitting. Hmm, that's that's a butter substitute
Splitting the G verse pledge voice
We got tagged in a bunch of stuff the other day of a guy with like a coffee set up in
his seat.
He essentially made a pledge to hold a coffee thing.
That's good.
Nice.
That's good.
Did we do it first?
Like did we create the first proprietary passenger seat level or can we sue him for damages?
Yes.
Let's do it. He's damaged immensely.
I don't know if you saw Texas Dives was going through some of his
trying out different drinks like Gator wine and all this stuff and he tried nitro.
Like Gator wine.
And he said it was amazing.
Yeah.
He might be doing it. Have you tried that yet?
I like my Guinness Nitro and my reefer hydro
Damn, that's a bar
I've never had it. Okay. Hang with my old friends. I'm like damn where the time go
No turbo Guinness not nitro Guinness turbo Guinness is what oh, okay with the espresso shot
I just oh, yeah turbo Guinness nitro is just how the Guinness tap my bad the
Yeah, I have not had I still want to try one Randy's still high from yeah sure
I know I'm just dumb as fuck. What'd you put?
Pledge voice. Oh, I did a pledge voice
Do you want to see beat you?
Splitting the G was like something we were doing so early
and then it got commandeered by the Gen Pop, you know?
People was ripping off the show.
Like it went Irish people, us, everybody else, you know?
Fuck them kids.
We've been doing this since 2019, player.
We'll make our own game.
We didn't have the G and the harp
on our Guinness glasses in Las Vegas and so we started
putting the zinc container next to the glass and try to drink to that. It wasn't the worst.
Do you want to go through the next matchups for next time or just kind of? Yeah, let's go through
them real quick. We got Metal Ranchos versus Vortex Bottles, Hard G versus Soft G, Hard G, Soft G
versus Frat Dave.
That's pretty chalk.
That's one four three two.
I feel like Randy learned the term chalk like two weeks ago.
He's messing it up.
It's pretty chalk.
Don't talk to us about chalk when we got 11 seed.
Okay, I'm just saying that first region.
Number two, juxtaposition versus number 11,
office neighbors ghosting happy hour.
Number four, throwing in a fat hooter versus number one,
hoss.
Hoo hoo, get you. And then this is,
this is where things went crazy on this side bracket. Number eight,
Nikki, the knife verse number four.
Can you imagine cutting up a line for Dylan with his knife?
Number three, hungry verse number two,
Lutz absence and then number 10 run fair,
Randy verse number 11 backer PGP bits
Number five pants beer verse number one pledge voice yikes
It's a good tournament good
Come at you sometime next week with with what sweet 16 and elite eight
Yep, so think so Hoss bye Hoss
Cool doing. you