Circling Back - Bit Madness & Japanese Wagyu Steaks

Episode Date: March 13, 2019

We determine our own winner of the Reddit-formulated Bit Madness Bracket, break down Brooks Koepka's refusal to eat American steak, steam on video game lag time, and discuss the season finale of The Bachelor where Colton ends up with Cassie. Oh, and obviously we talk This Weekend in Fun presented by Icenhauer's in Austin, Texas. (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:54) Bit Madness (28:20) The Steam Room (37:17) Brooks Koepka Doesn’t Eat American Steak (53:06) The Bachelor Finale (1:12:52) This Weekend In Fun Support us on Patreon and receive episodes every Friday for just $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Postmates: www.postmates.com (CODE: CIRCLING for $100 in delivery credits) Stamps.com: www.stamps.com (CODE: CIRCLINGBACK for free 4-week trial and scale) Scentbird: www.scentbird.com/circlingback (50% off first month) Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback (free refill pack for signing up) MyBookie: www.mybookie.ag (STEAM for 50% deposit bonus) Twitter: www.twitter.com/circlingbackpod Instagram: www.instagram.com/circlingbackpod Visit: www.circlingbackpodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast wednesday my name is will defries to my right dave ruff wednesday You're pretty excited about it I'm a big Wednesday guy It's the middle of the week People call it hump day, but I just call it Wednesday I've got the three IPA hangover going Yeah, I've never seen you drink IPAs before And you had a couple last night

I've been trying to introduce them into my rotation a little bit more And it's not going well South by South Dave just drinks ipas how late did y'all stay out no i got home about 4 a.m no really what how late did y'all stay out i got home at about 7 p.m okay okay yeah like okay 6 30 like i don't know i ran into a buddy of mine from high school and he made me get one more ipa with him damn i've sprinted out when the orders were getting taken for the next round of beers. That was smart.

I was like, no, I gotta go. I gotta go. Can't do this. That was very smart of you. I had a little bit of wine last night. You're loco. You know how I do. You should start doing, like,

I was gone off it. You should start doing, like, LeBron videos on Instagram. Sheesh. And just, like, trying them out. Wine tasting videos? Yeah. That's not bad.

I started doing a bit on Snapchat like probably three years ago where I was just doing like the Somme style wine tasting videos and people really responded well to it, but it was really hard to mix it up, so I quit. I've been doing something similar,

but with calm. Yeah? I'm a camalier. I could do that with like the under $10 variety you know to keep it on brand a little bit yeah

just a funny little twist to a you know wine tasting just start expensing like $65 bottles of wine from the store okay you don't go live enough

you're cool with that what Dave you don't go live enough I don't go live I really yeah I don't know I don't go live too much when it comes to our

when it what sorry you know dude slow down when it comes to our... When it what? Sorry. You know. Dude, slow down. When it comes to our circling back accounts, I just... Those are reserved for Dave to go live. Why?

So you're saying I can't do it? No, if people like... If I go live and then people see it's me instead of Dave, they're going to be bummed. Yeah. They're going to be like, oh, shit. That's pretty true. We're closing out.

Do you remember going live after you got engaged yeah joanne's the restaurant i made you try to do it and you didn't want to well yeah it was i will have to say it was a very poor performance yeah even even our good friend at cowboy hashtag chad sneaky name drop he was like yeah that wasn't your best it's not a sneaky name drop like we drop his name all the time okay Okay. Dave just likes saying sneaky. I really do. I love that word. He's sneaky like sneaky.

How about Molinari? I can't get over the fact that he changes clubs and then wins. It was like a week ago. Get over it, David. I can't get over it. No one's talking about last week's tournament. They're all talking about this week. Here's the thing.

Before this happened, there was some people there was a school of thought that i had done more for uh italian golf than anyone else and then frankie comes in and look at he did you're acting like he walked up to the first tee box and like hey here are your new clubs man good luck he did go get them no that's exactly i'm pretty sure he he put some time in with him before the turn hashtag just threw him a driver on the first tee and he just caught it like oh that's what the legend that's how it goes we put you in an extra stiff shaft buddy here you go chad just like from the side like from the gallery he goes frankie buongiorno no and just talk no what doesn't get these he's never been in italy so what does prego mean it means like pretty much it's like

a universal word in italian it means what it pretty it means you're welcome but that's that's the basis of it it means pretty you can like greet someone with the prego va bene prego that's like in in spanish when you say pues. It's just kind of like a delay. If I knew we were having Frankie on the podcast, let's say we're going to have him on next month,

I would spend the next month relearning Italian just so I could do Italian bits with him. I'm surprised that we've never been approached by a sponsor to do like, what's it called?

The service that just teaches you languages. Rosetta Stone? Rosetta Stone, yeah. Is that still out there? Yeah, for sure. That shit apparently works pretty well, man. Yeah, it slaps, I think.

It slaps? Yeah, I would love to... Rosetta Stone slaps. It slaps. Sometimes I just listen to it. Is there like a trap beat behind it? Yeah, sometimes I just listen to it. I got like Mike Will on the track.

I'll be like at a bar on 6th Street and I'll be like, yo, toss on that Rosetta. You like the way it hits? Yeah. Good morning. It goes hard. Buongiorno. I took like over 10 years of Spanish and I cannot hold a conversation with anybody.

You took over 10 years? Yeah. I got all A's in Spanish. I took Spanish every single year. How long were you in school? Well, like, you take it as a kid. And I took it every... So, for me... I took 10 years. What are you talking about?

Okay, for me, so you had to take two years in high school. Mm-hmm. I took four. Okay. Well, then that makes sense. Yeah, that changes. College, you have to... I don't know if you have to.

I don't know. I took one. Yeah, I guess eight for me. All years of college, all years of high school. They started us early. Yeah, your boy eight for me. All years of college, all years of high school. They started us early. Yeah, your boy is not fluent. It's kind of a travesty. Interesting in Michigan, they push Spanish so hard.

Yeah. Being so far from the border. You were only required to take two years. They didn't teach you all Canadian? Yeah, no, no Canadian. They should have been teaching us French. Yeah, that's more applicable. The French-Canadian accent is very, very, no Canadian. They should have been teaching us French for French-Canadian. Yeah, that's more applicable. The French-Canadian accent is very, very tight.

Yeah. I enjoyed my Spanish teacher, so I was like, you know what? I'm going to take four. This is better than taking whatever else I'm going to take. Like, I'm not going to take band or anything. It didn't replace, like, a gym class or anything, so it didn't matter. Now you live in Texas. It would be very beneficial to know Spanish.

Yeah, I was in the elevator the other day with a Spanish-speaking woman, Now you live in Texas. It would be very beneficial to know Spanish. Yeah. I was in the elevator the other day with a Spanish-speaking woman, and she asked me, do you speak Spanish? And I crumbled, and I was like, no. Like, it's not even worth it trying. I'm going to fuck this up. That's too bad. I know.

I know. And then we spoke in broken English for a little bit. It was bad. What did she want to talk about? I don't know. Maybe she liked my shoes and wanted to know where she could get them or something. She just wanted a little conversation. That was bad. What did she want to talk about? I don't know. Maybe she liked my shoes and wanted to know where she could get them or something.

She just wanted a little conversation. That wasn't it. I think she liked my shoes. She didn't hit me with what are those when she walked out of the elevator. Maybe she liked your pretty boy swag.

It's true. How's Fajita Boy swag going? By the way, are we just going to ignore the fact that Soulja Boy hit me with that follow back? Dude, yeah. You're the only person

that he actually did it with. I looked at his follower account. He followed zero people after he made that claim. Can we sue him for that? Isn't that like misrepresentation of something? Is this a little bee thing though where he follows like 2 million people? No, he follows 2,000 people.

And Dave was number 2001. Interesting. I'm 2001? Yeah. Damn, Y2 Dave is back. Yeah. I caught a Gordon Ramsay follow one time. I think he did it accidentally.

He doesn't follow that many people. Yes, he does. He does? Is this like a Jose Bautista? 35,000. I think he did it accidentally. He doesn't follow that many people. Yes, he does. He does? Is this like a Jose Bautista? 35,000. Yeah, that's a lot. I have... Gordon Ramsay follows me.

He's still got a good ratio, though. He has 6.95 million. Say what you want about him, man. He puts out some really good tutorial videos on YouTube. If you don't know how to cook something, I have no shame going to Gordon Ramsay's videos and just learning really quick. Should I DM Soulja Boy and see if he's in town for some fun?

I don't know why you haven't DM'd him yet. That's the first thing I would have done. What am I doing? That's the quickest way to catch the unfollow. No. No, who would respect my Fajita Boy swag? Nah, you'll get the unfollow. Go for it, though.

It'll be fun. Wow, it sounds like... Is somebody jealous? Somebody's jealous. I'm trusting a lot of jealous about a Soulja Boy follow. You're jealous. You're going to be mad when I get the drop on the soldier pods. No, I really won't care.

Jealous is not a good look on you, Tori. Come on. Hey, I have a need. What? It's not for speed. You need a little bit. But I need all the backers out there to do something. They've already done a phenomenal job, and I want to keep the ball rolling.

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The subreddit. They've done some amazing things for us. They've also just really hated on us, but that doesn't really matter. That's what Reddit's for. They have done something, and I could not appreciate it more. They have made a BitMadness bracket. If you remember

on a former podcast that we were on, we had an entire month of podcasts dedicated to, I don't even remember what it was called. TouchMadness? It was TouchMadness. Because, you know, March Madness is the whole play on that. Oh, March Madness, yeah. Is that the basketball tournament? Yes. Okay. Is that the basketball tournament? Yes.

Okay. Shut up. Don't say is that the basketball tournament. I'm going to make my bracket right now, and we're just going to go through it. I'm going to call it Country Boy Will. I'm trying to find that bracket. I have it right here. Do you want to go through it real quick and fill it out?

Let's just do it. Okay. We're going to be doing a lot of... I thought they did it for here. Do you want to go through it real quick and fill it out? Let's just do it. Okay. We're going to be doing a lot of... I thought they did it for us. They did. They did their bracket, but we want our own customized. We're going to fill out our own. Oh, we're doing our own.

Yeah. I thought we were just going to use theirs. They did such a good job, you said. What are you talking about? No, no, no. We're using their bits, but we're going to select our own winners. Oh, okay. We're filling out our bracket.

I see. I thought you meant we're going to fill in our own slots. No, no, no. Okay. No, no, no. That'll take forever. Jeez. Don't say what are you talking about to me, bitch.

Nobody else is doing this versus bird box memes. This one's easy. We don't even have to worry about this one. Yeah, no one's doing it. Nobody else is doing this. No one's doing first round matchups like that. Then it gets harder. Now we have that nine versus the eight seed.

On site versus Dorn calling Dave David. Ooh. I don't know if I like either of these. It's on site. These are two teams

that I think were bubble teams and lucky to get in. On site had a short lifespan and that upsets me because you're only about

eight years late on it. Well, it's fun. It is fun. I do like calling you David sometimes just to mix it i called dave david for the first like year that i knew him because i told you to i said if you called me anything else i would whip your ass and fire you you just you never gave me the clearance like dude just call me dave i called david until we started working together yeah and then it just switched to dave oh you didn't you called me d-man i did not because people called me d-Man back in the day.

You know that. Look at this bootleg D-Man. I could show you a mountain of evidence to prove otherwise. And text messages. No one called you D-Man. I'll do a D-Man search in my little text field thing. I feel like that doesn't work. No, no, no.

You mean D-Bag. It does work sometimes. Sometimes. Because you're a douchebag. It should work every time. And there's often times that I search for things and they don't come up. It's really annoying. Yeah, it is quite annoying.

Five versus 12. Backers versus Japan. People liked the Japan bit more than I thought they would. This is an easy first round exit for Japan. People liked it more than I thought they would. I'm not going to poo-poo the backers. They get it. Backers.

Who is Japan up against? Backers. Backers. You stupid bitch. I got to vote for the backers. That's a tough draw. I got to vote for the backers on this one. I want to vote for Japan.

Hey, did towel whipping make it? I don't know. We'll get there. Chill. I'm just excited. Why are you botching this? Sorry, I just yelled into the mic. I'm sorry, everybody. What do you vote for? Japan or backers? Backers, obviously. Japan get there. Chill. I'm just excited. Why are you botching this? Sorry, I just yelled into the mic. I'm sorry, everybody.

What do you vote for? Japan or Packers? Packers, obviously. Japan's out of here. Packers goes through. Dude, y'all suck. 13 versus 4. Ranch or farm versus proprietary blends.

Proprietary blends. Done. Effing day. That is a dark horse. That is making it to the final four. Dylan's not going to like this. It's number three. Dylan staying over at sororities versus number 14.

Calling potential patrons. Man, as much as I love calling people that I don't know, I got to say Dylan's history of staying overnight in the last year at many, many sorority houses throughout the Austin area. That's got to win. Again, I will point out the fact that I have never in my life stayed in a sorority house I don't believe that not in college I don't believe that

not recently not ever okay so what about the parking lot Dave come on dog don't do that to me what

that has peeping that has peeping tom vibes to it no it doesn't all you make is stay in the parking lot of a sorority house come on no I'm just saying maybe it was like one of those ones where they can't have boys.

I'm just picturing most of the backseat of your RAV4. I'm picturing Bluto with the ladder, you know, sliding over each window of the sorority house. And it's like, that's not a good look. But yeah, that one's going to win. I know it's going to win. Let's just move on to the fucking next one. Bang Energy versus Dave's Bachelor Players of the Week. Oh, Players of the Week. That's easy for me i agree i'm kind of out on bang i am too like it had a good little run i saw a really out of shape dude wearing a bang backpack at central market

the other day plus i'm pretty sure shido has taken that bit and run with it yeah you can he can have it so i'm gonna pull back the curtain on that I don't wanna expose pull it back then yeah if you're gonna pull it back fucking deal with conviction bitch we were DMing quite a bit every time we were getting tagged

by people in these bang tweets and he would just be like what am I supposed to do with these I was like dude I don't know man this is your deal now he just gets sent so much shit throughout the day i bet so he's doing triathlons now yeah good for him i think he's

doing a sprint though oh you gotta start which is still tight i would not just do a triathlon goofy cheeked up versus 88861 thick goofy cheeked up for me david i'll go goofy cheeked up goofy cheeked up it is that's because you are goofy cheeked up blog boy versus ran man i see wow you put the the master versus his uh best friend that's tough am i blog boy yeah i still don't know where blog boy come from so i can't blog boy i can't oh that's right that was the uh tuesday morning blog boy blog boy blog randy's going through here yeah you can't yeah you gotta think you gotta think randy's able to do enough to advance hey dave your mic is pointing at your belly button yeah dude you gotta you gotta do something like issues right now okay i may have to just hold it

no you can move the whole arm you're not allowed to hold it. Producer Will says nah. Is this your first time in a studio, dog? What are you doing? Well, you know, I've got the unfortunate draw on Mike's here. Mike stands. Why didn't you bring an Allen wrench like we talked about? If Dave's level was off up until this point, that's why. No, it was doing this on Monday's episode, too,

but I didn't want to interrupt the pod to tell him because it looked like he was still doing it. That's why you got me. Expose him versus Texas slash Michigan skiing. Expose him. Expose him. Ordering L. Days versus redneck TikTok slash country boy Will. Can I interrupt?

The whole skiing thing was so annoying to me because I knew it was never going to happen. And even if it did happen, there's no metric to see who the better skier is. To say it's never going to happen is flat wrong. There's a metric. It will happen. What's the metric?

It's all the eye test. Swag. Dude, the swag is subjective. So was Dylan for the Olympics, and they judge people based on shit like that, based on like style. Did they? Yeah.

Style points and shit? I don't care. Speed. When it comes to speed, Will has no chance. That's obvious. When it comes to casual... No, when it comes to casual skiing, speed does not matter if you have swag. You're the best casual skier from Michigan, dude.

I get it. I'm great. But it does not matter when it comes to like... Like, cool, you got down the hill faster? Like, nah, dude. You got to look cool doing it. Oh, I totally agree. Like, cool, yeah.

Maybe you can like talk and get down the hill faster. You don't know about my swag. You have to talk before you go down the hill faster like nah dude you gotta look cool doing it oh i totally agree that cool yeah maybe you can like talk and get down the hill faster you don't know about my swag you have to talk before you go down the hill i'll go backwards on a black diamond like it's nothing you don't even know cool you can't yes i can't bitch no i taught skiing i taught skiing to kids you have to go back we're not getting into it this is about the bracket ordering l days versus redneck tiktok country boy will. Ooh. L. Dave's. L. Dave's is old school. Man, I'm sorry. Country boy Will's canceled. That's bullshit.

I'm going L. Dave's. You guys know that's bullshit. It's not. That's bullshit. Dude, you know why? I don't want to add anybody, but there's... Too many of y'all are putting TikToks on Twitter. No, I'm still fine with it. There's too many of y'all are putting TikToks on Twitter. It's every,

I'm still fine with it. No, they make me laugh, but it's just, it makes me so angry. It's good content. People. Okay.

But I know it is good content and I like it, but it's my entire Twitter feed. And these people who are doing these videos are just inexplicably... just un-self-aware. Yeah, that's the entire humor behind it. I know. It makes me question everything about humanity when I see it. Dylan's low T versus thirst trapping.

Oh, wow. I'm voting for Dylan's low T. Where did the thirst trap thing come from? You. You have a history of doing that. When you were modeling your new yoga pants in your fucking mirror. Like a weirdo. I still don't understand why that's a thirst trap. Because you propped your leg up on your...

I was just showing off my new undies. You couldn't see my piece or anything. Dylan's low T is going through. My legs are my least attractive part of my body. Honestly, it was weird that you couldn't see your piece. What are you trying to say, Dave? Come on, man. It was just weird.

Former small to mid-sized... Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't vote. Or did y'all vote? Dylan's low T's going through. Yeah, I'll go low T. Former small to mid-sized podcast versus Dylan's lack of a childhood.

It's true. I had a great childhood. I was just doing sports and shit while y'all were watching... Doing sports. Y'all were watching cartoons and I was just doing sports and shit while y'all were watching cartoons and I was out there exercising and stuff swinging an east and around no you found a portal and you skipped

I'm voting for Dylan Black in childhood yeah I'll vote for that one too it's fun starter kits versus shaggy memes starter kits shaggy memes they're so canon I'm so glad i'm not watching that first round game i'm so glad those died bohemians which was the playoff bohemian versus bohemian thing and dave cussing on patreon dave cussing on patreon on patreon

polar bears versus facetiming with bachelor colton polar polar bear all day for me i think polar bears just because we haven't actually facetimed colton yeah we could have facetimed him last night no i think he's my vote doesn't count but i'm gonna go with colton facetime you think he will shave slash shaved will versus steam room steam room you gotta steam a thing is fucked i think we should all should have all gotten a veto and I would have used it for Country Boy Will. Okay, round two. Let's just knock these out real quick. Yeah, I just feel like this is long.

Okay, let's just do knee-jerk reactions. I'm going to go between you two. Round two? Yeah. We're filling out our entire bracket right now. No, it's not round two. It's just another division. Remember last...

Didn't last time around we did... No. It's one... We're finishing the whole bracket right now? Yeah, dude. What do we save it for the next pod? Because then I'll have to refill it out again.

I'm not doing that. Oh, so there aren't 64 items on this. No. Oh. No, no. It's just one region. I'm just lost. One region.

Just pound through it. One region. I'm going to go back and forth and you guys call it, okay? Okay. No ifs, ands, or buts. Okay. Dylan, nobody else is doing this

versus on site. Nobody else is doing this versus on-site. Nobody else is doing this. Dave, backers versus proprietary blends. Proprietary blends. Wow, you just wronged every backer. Sorry, backers still love you, but you are out. Oh, this sucks that Dave gets this one. Or Dylan gets this one.

Dylan's staying over at sororities versus Dave's Bachelor Players of the Week. Aw. Dave's Bachelor Players of the Week. You're a pussy. You are a coward. You're a pussy. That's a fun bit, man.y Cheeked Up vs. Randman Is that Randy?

If you're new here, Randy's my dog Literally What is it? I'm never going against my dog Randy by 10 Expose Him vs. Ordering L. Dave's Expose Him Wow

Don't even get me started on this. This is bullshit. Dylan's low T versus Dylan's lack of childhood. Man, they could be connected. I'm going to say Dylan's low T. Oh, man. I was hoping you were going lack of childhood. No, I kind of...

That's a bad pick. You know there's upsets. Dylan, starter kits versus Dave cussing on Patreon. Dave cussing on Patreon Dave cussing on Patreon dude don't reveal that I cuss on Patreon these are two things that you love Dave polar bears versus the steam room wow those are my two favorite things

I gotta go steam room and that's a major upset a lot of brackets are busted right now Dylan nobody else is doing this versus proprietary blends nobody else is doing this versus proprietary blends. Nobody else is doing this easy. Dave, Dave Bachelors. Dave's Bachelor Players of the Week versus the Randman.

Wow. The dream season continues for young Randy. By the way, going to his daycare evaluation tomorrow. Dylan, expose him versus Dylan's's low t this expose you're getting to eliminate all your good ones this is ridiculous you know what you are a total coward dave cussing on patreon versus steam room oh as much as i love saying a good cuss word i'm going steam room dylan nobody else is doing this versus the ran man nobody else is doing wow i'm gonna literally down goes randy i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna kill you i vividly remember y'all

canceling the homie in the championship round last year we did and that's my own flesh and blood doing too much honestly he's a little extra you can't call him extra. He's extra. What's wrong with you? He's extra. We get it, dude. You got some J's. Dave, expose him versus the steam room. Oh, man.

Dylan really likes the expose him thing, doesn't he? Expose him. That's why we're steaming, baby. All right. Pack your bags. We have the championship match. We will all vote on this one. It's nobody else is doing this versus the steam room. Oh, these are my two favorite bits we have going championship match. We will all vote on this one. It's nobody else is doing this versus the steam room.

Oh, these are my two favorite bits we have going on currently. I will vote for nobody else is doing this. Wow. Dave? Let me go to make it interesting and make Will have all the pressure. Steam room. I don't know what to vote for right now. Somebody steam me.

My mind's a little scrambled right now. I'm a little upset. Country boy Will had a first round knockout. Put the towel down. Against Al Daves, which lost to Exposant. Dude, I brought my duffel bag. If I need to change, I can do it. I'm going to do it. Just say the word.

This is hard. Yeah. So much pressure. I'm going to do nobody else's doing this. You're a coward as well. Way to go. You know what? That's the right one.

I'm going to beat the shit out of both of y'all. Nobody else is doing this. Run up, Dave. This is the official champion of... Dave, why don't you run up? Us. Because I want to finish this podcast first, and I'm probably going to have to get a Tinky off.

Yeah, it's on site. When you leave the restroom. How did that not make it? When you leave the restroom after you Tinky, it's on site. How did that? I hate Tinky, but how did that not make it? Dylan chose nobody else was doing this over on site. No, no, no.

Tinky? Tinky didn't make it at all. It didn't make the tournament. To be fair. Probably because that was an old touching day. To be fair, yeah, most of the stuff on here is... Brand new. Is brand new. Oh, okay. So, like, things like...

Honestly, things like ordering El Dave, like, I think we could have replaced that with something else. Because, like, that was... My sister ordered an El Dave at a restaurant with her friends the other night. I'm kind of... I'm not out on El Daves. And they put salt on the rim and they call it a salty Dave. That's true.

I really have. I like that. Have we ever talked about that? I've seen salty Dave before. You don't want that. Salty Dave. It's pretty much every morning. Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee. Am I right? But first,

coffee. Why are you doing terrible memes? I hate when people write, but first, coffee. The only person I want talking about coffee on social media is Coffee Dad. Yeah. Do you know what I'm talking about, though? That phrase, but first coffee?

Yeah, it's stupid. People caption it on their Instagrams. They write it on their fucking stories. It's just terrible. But first is accurate for some coffee gross yeah coffee does go straight david if you do an enema if some people do that don't look don't look so puzzled this is not my puzzled thing do we want to do an impromptu steam room right now yeah what are you steaming on? I'm not. Well, I mean, I could be steaming, but I'm going to choose not to.

I can't believe that they lost. I'm steaming on Dave's whole demeanor right now. Get the steam. Turn the steam on. Dude, shut up. Is it on? Get over here, Dave. You don't just turn the steam room on.

Yeah, you do, bitch. You just open the door. You pump the steam in. It's on. There's a button that gets more steam in there. Yeah, you do, bitch. You just open the door. You pump the steam in. It's on. There's a button that gets more steam in there. It's on site. I wish it wasn't so loud

when it re-steamed the steam room. Man, they've been pumping whatever, something in there and it burns my eyes. I think it's the menthol. Damn. Shut up. Man, you shut up, bitch.

What if your steam room doesn't pump steam, it just pumps vape cloud? That'd be so tight. Like mango or something? Yeah. It's going to be good. But it's just as hot in there.

I'm going to eucalypt this guy. Jewel vape just running through there. That'd be sick. There's just an intern kill shot. It's on the other side of the wall. Just hitting the jewel real hard, then blowing it through the little hole. That seems like a very inefficient way, but it could be it. What are we steaming on?

Does anyone have anything? I'm chilling. I feel great. I kind of am, too. I'm not even mad. I just want to sit in here. Yeah, I'm not really steaming either. Do we just waste water?

No. I said I was steaming on Dave Demeter. Yeah, he needs to clean it up. I think I'll be fine. He challenged me to fisticuffs earlier. I challenged both of y'all. He said he's going to beat my ass. This is a problem I've only encountered over the last two weeks.

Dave, you've been playing video games online lately, right? Yeah. At Fahita Boy Swag on Xbox? Yeah. You can add me at Will DeFreeze on PlayStation. It drives me absolutely insane when I get matched up against somebody and they have a shitty internet connection. Have we talked about this already?

The lag boys? Dude, it ruins my experience and it makes me want to fucking, like, throw my controller through the TV. You sure it's not yours? Yeah. I ordered the whatever cord so you can plug it straight in.

But, like, what are people doing out there without hot speed internet these days? And furthermore, what are you doing playing online? Like, are they up on that 56K still? Might be. You can hear it like dialing in. Dylan can't relate to any of this. Nerd alert.

Yeah. I feel a little nerdy. I feel a little nerdy playing video games. I'm dealing up with my game genie. How can you put that headset on and not feel nerdy? I don't put on a headset. Our boy over here does. I 100%.

I got some photos. I actually didn't do it. Ross made me do it when I played him the other day, and I don't think he realized how much I didn't want to do it. If you had that headset on and your wife walks in the house, do you take it off just to not look like a total dork around her? No, because we're comfortable with each other. It's like Vince Vaughn.

If you can't handle me in my worst, you don't deserve me in my best. I have been playing some backers, though. That's tight. I really enjoy it. I ran train on one of them last night. That's a weird thing to say. You ran train on one of our loyal listeners. I felt bad for him.

I just smoked him. Let me say this about that. I've played with a couple backers some backers they try to message me and i get the notification here's the problem i'm not going to respond because i hate typing with a controller it takes too long so i'm just not going to respond to your message wow you know what i'm saying if you also get that scroll over if you do want to get a game letter if you do want to get a game like a a FIFA game with me, that's all I play. DM versus.

Absolutely. DM me and I will hop on. Yeah. I have Apex. I rarely play it. I'm more of a Call of Duty guy. I'm willing to do Apex if someone's wanting me to. If they want to train me, get me up to speed, email me.

I only do email and we'll do a calendar appointment. Dave at washedmedia.com. That's the best way to get a game going with me. You're going to regret this. Yes, I am. This is a terrible move by you doing this right now. Why do I do this to myself? You know what?

I don't regret, but I do at the same time. Remember when I was talking about cutting the cord? Yeah. I don't regret, but I do at the same time. Remember when I was talking about cutting the cord? Yeah. I've gotten triple digit emails, and I have to say 90% are all in favor of YouTube TV.

The other 10% has been maybe Hulu TV. Everyone, including our friend Kyle Bandujo, is writing so hard for YouTube TV. I have AT&T, and I'm having a great experience with it. You're a cuck. Can you DVR? Yes. And it's like $40 a month.

I'm doing the free trial right now. Cutting the cord is for beta cucks. Yeah, I still got a cord, dog. Yeah. I keep my cord intact. Okay,

slow down. Yeah, you got a little excited there. Maybe step out of the steam room. Do you ever, when you're in the steam room the literal one or the sauna are you ever the guy who got steps out walks around paces takes a few

breaths and goes back in for more yeah i've done it see i try to just get it all the way at about eight minutes in the steam room i'm i'm just dying that's not a long time i know so i had to step out catch my breath for like 30 seconds, and then step back in for another couple of minutes. I did my all-time high in the sauna yesterday, the dry sauna. I saunied yesterday. It was about 17 minutes. I got out of there. I was just dripping. I had that drip boy swag going.

You came through dripping, huh? Yeah. People were like, dude, hitting him with a drip. I was there to see that. I didn't even go back to the locker room. I just walked out to my car. Really? That's weird. That's a weird move. Yeah, it was. My shit's still up there. I need to go after this.

Yeah, you probably should. You guys done yet? Yeah. I don't know. Hey, when are you going to join our gym that, oh, I don't know, former Longhorn great Earl Thomas works out at? Probably never. The boss works out there. I mean. The Boz works out there. I mean, yeah.

I'm more excited to see Earl Thomas than the Boz. Okay. I like seeing world-class athletes in their prime. Okay. He's not in his prime. Earl Thomas? Yeah. His prime was probably two years ago.

I think he, okay, post-injury. I think I'm going to give him his prime. What's he, 30 years old, 31? 30, 31. I think he's got one post-injury. I think I'm going to give him his prime. What's he, 30 years old, 31? 30, 31. He's got one more year of his prime. That's why we will probably lock him up for five years. And by we, I mean them boys. Them boys.

The pride, baby. The floor is now yours, Will. No, I don't need the floor. Will doesn't really know what the Lions are doing, but he's just excited that they're doing it. What do you mean? Yesterday, we were at Woodrow's, you know, being South by boys. You were just kind of like, okay.

You just kept seeing them on SportsCenter. Well, no, I mean, they were making all their, or they were, I guess, like, people were announcing their signings two days ago. And it was just like, holy shit, like, for once, we're actually making a splash. Yeah. We're actually doing something yeah it's great uh that being said i can't wait to not make the playoffs next season it's gonna be awesome it'll be fun for you guys yeah i can't wait to fire matt patricia and start all over again with a new coach it's gonna be so awesome speaking of awesome stamps.com no one really has time to go to the post office these days you're busy i'm busy who's got time for all that traffic parking and lugging all your mail-in packages?

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In retrospect, we should have left the steam room before launching into that. Yeah, our laptop that we're doing our stamps.com through might get water damage from being in there. Yeah. It's just moist as fuck. Yeah, do you think the fine people at Stamps.com will mind, you know, being in the steam room with us during that whole seg? No, they're cool. Yeah, I think they will be.

They're chill. They're chill. There's just like a giant stamp wearing a towel sitting right next to me right now. So, Stampy McStampface. Brooke Kapska, or Brooke Kapska. What was that, Will? Brooke Kapska. Brooke Kapska.

Dave, he was on Faraday the other night. Dylan somehow had never heard of Faraday I didn't know if you were going to add him on this Dude why you got to expose me dog Because it was This isn't even like the bit of like Dylan didn't have a childhood Dylan doesn't watch TV Dylan just works out all the time It's just bizarre to me that you've never

Watched Faraday I turn on the Gov channel Saturday and Sunday morning before network coverage starts. That's the only time I watch it. You're more of a Peter Jacobs guy? I'm just, I tune into golf for golf action. I know, but Faraday gets such big names that it just like... Look, I had never heard of the show.

I know. What do you want me to do about it? Part of the reason I'm upset that you haven't seen it is because I know that you would like it. I'm sure I would. I enjoy Faraday a lot. He interviews everybody. Yeah. Former president.

Can I call myself out? Who the fuck is Peter Jacobs? Who did I mean to say? That's not what I meant to say. Who am I thinking of? I don't know. It doesn't even matter. It's not even important.

What's important is that... All those talking heads are the exact same. It doesn't matter. I'm just kidding I was surprised you know who David Faraday is though of course I do David

yeah see it doesn't it doesn't totally make sense that you don't watch it but either way if you've never heard of something how can you be aware of it you know what I'm saying

okay I mean he's just a really famous dude apparently I know who he is apparently I was I think the ratings might tell a different story, but I feel like I might

have been an early watcher of the Faraday Brooks Koepka interview because... Here we go. What? What? Nobody was tweeting about it. And I was like, this is the best golf interview I've seen on TV. I have

I guess for me I didn't watch it live. It was Bachelor Night. Even if it's Bachelor Night, though. Brooks being interviewed is not must-see TV for me at this point. It should be. Dude, he is on a tear. He is taking off the governor. He is going in.

I know, but I still am not sure if I like the guy. Well, that's even more reason to watch it because you're either going to really like him or really, really hate him after this interview. I, for one, even though he recorded a bench press video to put this podcast on blast, I love the guy. I've been in on him for a while. I worked with a guy named Dan Register.

Register? Also known as the Jackhammer. How could I not be in on Brooks when I worked with that guy? Dan pretty much models his entire life after Brooks. I'll go on record. I like Dan more than I like Brooks. I like Brooks more than Dan

because Dan does not have any majors. The way Dan holds a golf club is not talked about enough, by the way. He holds it like a... Like a hockey stick. His hands aren't even touching. No one is doing that. I almost am like... I don't want to even talk about it because I feel like...

It's upsetting. Yeah. I'm upset. I'm upset too. I'm going to lock those fucking fingers. Alexa, play I'm Upset by Drake. I'm really glad it didn't come on right now. Explain the quote that we are about to discuss.

Let's let the folks at home listen. Play it right now and then... Unless you've had it, that Chateaubriand from Wagyu from Japan is absolutely some of the best steak I've ever had. I actually refuse to eat steak in the States now. Really? It's spoiled me that bad, yeah.

Huh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Brooks. Brooks. That is, um, Faraday's reaction to that kind of says it all. It's really douchey.

He hits him with a, huh. It's so douchey. Is it douchey or is it just a well-traveled man it's both goes to japan once it's goes to japan it's like it's like when people study abroad and then they come back and they're just like i don't even want pizza here because like the pizza i had in italy was so good Was it a joke that I was making on the pod about not eating pizza in America anymore? Don't explain your jokes. I had pizza last night.

It's just a thing you say to be funny. Where'd you get pizza from? Jets. You got Jets? Yeah, the second time I'm getting it. It's so good. Yeah. Michigan.

Is this an ad? No, this is not Spahn. Is this native? Jets pizza. Okay. Jets is fucking good. Yeah. It's dangerous.

There's one literally right around the corner from me. Dude, you know your boy went in on Jets last night Okay. Jets is fucking good. Yeah. It's dangerous. There's one literally right around the corner from me. Did you know your boy went in on Jets last night? Yeah. It's actually good. There's no Jets near me. It's great. I can't just be tempted. Some people are saying that's why Le'Veon Bell is going to sign with him.

That is a terrible joke. Stop. Edit that out. So, I don't know, man. The guy just doesn't like beef from the U.S. If I was at a dinner with somebody and they dropped anything like that, I would immediately just like not. I wouldn't talk to them the rest of the dinner,

and I would never go out to dinner with them ever again. First of all, I don't see how you could become Team Gaines like Brooks is without eating steak. Maybe he's getting this stuff imported directly to him he probably has a guy right no he put you guy he puts out the vibe of a guy who like someone like he signs up with from like wagyu company wagyu however you say it and then like it's not actually from japan or anything it's just like oh yeah we actually like raised these cows in like iowa but they're like certified is wagyu the one where they just like, oh, yeah, we actually raised these cows in Iowa.

But they're certified. Is Wagyu the one where they just fist fight the cows before they slaughter them? Apparently, yeah. They just loosen them up with body shots? Yeah. Yeah. Just go straight to the body? Have you ever had a Wagyu steak?

Actually, we all had a bite of it. It is quite delicious. Taylor Boland's birthday we did it is good for me though there aren't that many places that can actually like that actually sell certified japanese like wagyu steak in the states man just hit me with some prime you know how people will toss on 100% natural to things? Yeah. And it's essentially meaningless? Correct. People are abusing Wagyu.

I do not like people abusing beef. No. It's weird. Nothing pisses me off more. I'll say that all my knowledge, I'm the worst because all my knowledge of this comes from one YouTube video that I watched on it informing me of all this stuff. Is this Alex Jones? No, no it was some like food channel that was recommended to me on my Apple TV. I would watch Alex Jones cooking show or just him reviewing beef. Y'all like Alex Jones way more, or like you y'all are way more enamored with him

than I am. I'll listen to him talk about anything that's not politics because he's entertaining but he's just a crazy man. I'm looking up I'll listen to him talk about anything that's not politics. He's entertaining, but he's just a crazy man. There's a war for your mind. What? I'm trying to find the most expensive cuts of meat right now on the internet. Y'all need to watch this entire interview.

He essentially says, look, I'm one of the best players in the world, which is absolutely true. He says, I'm going to say what I think now and do what i want that's his entire mentality it is he is having a revelation that i would say kanye this is like kanye circa like 2003 or 4 when he went you know collegeout, still a little humble, and then now it's like the chip on his shoulder is so big, he's just going double birds to the world.

He's kind of a dickhead. Let's just... Kanye? Oh, wait, I thought you were talking about Brooks. Never mind. Oh, yeah, we could do that, too. Kanye thought of himself as a god. He still does, I think, which is why he's having him in the Sunday sessions

or whatever he's calling them. I think he literally has a song called I Am A God. Yeah. I think the reason I don't like Brooks Kaepernick that much is because he's just a douche. That's it? Yeah. He's not the approachable douche that you can be around all the time. He's more of like, the more I see of him, I'm like, oh yeah, you're just a straight douche.

Sorry. Hey, shouts to Dylan for playing videos. I'm still doing my steak research over here. For everyone wondering why last week

we had an episode that played music in the background, Dylan accidentally had his iTunes open and it was just playing music. No, no, no, no. It was Dylan's party playlist.

This one was on me though. Dylan's party playlist. That's what he listens to at the gym. No, David. Well, I am going to be the only one here who is still in on Brooks. I don't like him. I don't like the guy. I really wanted to try to get him on the pod when he came in town for the match play.

Well, I mean, the amount of shit that was talked about Colton and then we had him on, I'm willing to sell out and flip. I imagine him being just a terrible interview too. Just like not giving you anything. Well, he clearly, look what he just gave us. To Faraday. No, but he gave it to Faraday. We're not Faraday, dog. I feel like if he was sitting at a table with us,

he wouldn't give us as much. No. I think he might. This is Brooks.0. Who are these idiots? And why are they talking to me about golf? He are he listens to the pot he listens enough to to go drop a bench press video i don't know for the record i'm sure there's other people criticizing that video or his his workout routine which caused him to do it but for for purposes of this podcast he was directly responding to us. He did not add us, though. Is there anything that you guys do that you think so highly of something after experiencing it

that you won't do the lower version anymore? Oh, wow. I wish I had time for this. Because, yes, I know there is. Probably gym memberships now. Yeah, that's true. Agreed. I can't go anywhere else.

I would just rather work out in my backyard than join a gym. This is going to sound really snobby, but I think I'm like that with beer now. I pretty much refuse to drink anything shitty. That's a good call. If a car girl pulls up and I really want a beer, and all she has is like Coors Miller,

like, I mean, I'll drink some Coors. I'm not above that, but at a bar, the lowest I'll go, not going to the lowest. I'll go like,

if I'm at a tailgate and it's the, I'd see there. Okay. Well, you can get drunk on bush light versus, or just be sober. I'm probably just going to be sober. I just don't want to drink like five bush lights in order to feel a little buzz.

I can have a few, but I'm not going to go all day on Bud Light. We'll not do it. I can do Miller Light, Coors Light, but I'm not going to do... I hate Bud Light. I hate it. Here, I will say this. Cocktail drinks. Liquor.

Tequila, specifically. I'm not drinking low-end liquor because it's going to make me feel like shit. So pretty much the lowest I go is like Espolone's my shit. And that's a high-quality thing. It's got a great price, though. But especially whiskey.

Bourbon. I'm not skimping on that. I will rarely do a jack daniels unless i have to if i'm at like an open bar at a wedding and that's all i got is jack i might do it but i'm gonna be looking for another way out i mean i'm sorry some things are worth being snobby over and i i don't feel bad about well i'm trying to mitigate risk here like i'm trying to avoid the hangover yeah steak is one i mean to come to mitigate risk here. Like, I'm trying to avoid the hangover. Yeah. Steak is one.

I mean, to come to his defense a little bit, steak is one. Like, I, you know, I've had really good steak. Having a shit steak is something I'm not interested in anymore. But to say, like, I won't eat it. If I'm craving steak and I don't want to break the bank and I'm just, like, at home, I will buy a shitty steak, make it, and either put a shit ton of spices on it in order to like make it taste different or I'll do what steak purists

would just call blasphemous. I'll use a steak sauce and just drench it just because I'm craving something like that. But I'm not going to go to the store every single night and buy a $20 steak for myself. Like that's just not...

Yeah. If I'm just feeling cheap, I'm not opposed to eating a shitty steak knowing that it's a shitty steak But Steak is something that like You don't want to eat something shitty How about this?

Golf equipment Golf balls specifically See I I'm in the I'm in the camp of If I have a Like nice Callaway golf balls in my bag

I would I'm going to play them first But If I'm playing terribly, yeah, just throw me a top flight. Let me hack it. Do they still make top flight? That's the thing. I have three top flights in my bag.

No one really knows, dude. It's just for the times when I'm terrible or trying to hit over water because I'm trying to flex. I'm sure there's more. I'm going to think of more and I'll tweet it at dcarterf on Twitter

and Snap no one's using Snap anymore dude we sure are Dylan and I have been meaning to have an intervention with you I think a lot of people would beg to differ Snap is dead

Snap is not dead Kylie Jenner killed it did she cancel it? she really did kill it she did cancel it at one point but she's still using it it's weird to cancel something and then i just wish that y'all would watch that entire fucking interview and i i then bring your thoughts in because i there's so much more gold i know we kind of ragged on that to be fair you you're the highest on Brooks out of all of us. Like, you really like him.

I like him, but not all of this is gonna... There's stuff in this where I'm like, what? Like, I know it's gonna make people not like him. Like, I'm not saying he goes in and dominates this interview. Like, that clip we just heard, that's... Like we all said, it's a cocky

statement. Do you think he went in knowing he was going to say something like that? Is that premeditated with his voice? And he was like, I'm going to say that. I said this at a dinner one time and it sounded really douchey and everyone laughed at it. I'm going to say it again on Faraday. Maybe. Act serious. You tell me he goes to a steakhouse with his boys and they're all ordering fillets and strips.

And he's just like, no, I'll take the salmon. Like, come on. That doesn't happen. Shut up. Yeah, like shut up, dude. What if we can set something up where we go to like Bob's Steak and Chop House or like a good steakhouse in Austin with him? I would love to do a taste test with him.

Brooks is not going to chill with us, dude. Man, you guys, see, you guys aren't dreamers. You guys are wanting to just meet in the middle, and I'm not trying to do that. I'm trying to go to the top. What? Okay. I know what you guys are doing.

You guys are satisfied with... I'm satisfied. Dude, I'm satisfied with not having Brooks Kapka in my life. Y'all are going to hate it when he wins the Masters. I'm not going to hate it. I'm not going to cheer against him. But like, he's not a fun watch on Sunday when he's in the lead. He's not.

He shows no emotion. It's not fun. I respect it. And I think it's really impressive. He's a psychopath. But I want the fun. I want a reaction when you sink a big putt. I don't want him just to do it and then put his arm up softly and walk away.

Who do you want then? Frankie, baby. Frankie? I'm just kidding. No, I mean, actually, I do kind of like him. I do too. Okay. Now I've positioned myself as the Brooks guy in the pod.

You are the Brooks guy. But he's not my favorite golfer. He's your favorite golfer? No. I just respect the guy. And I guess we don't want him on the pod. No, we do. We don't want to... He's listening right now.

Brooks, whatever the year. I'd rather have Zeej on the pod than Brooks. That's true. I would rather have Zeej. If we can only have one, I'm taking Zeej. Well, yeah. I mean, I'm not. Hey, let's circle back on The Bachelor.

The Bachelor last night. My takeaway is that I still don't buy that she's in love with the dude. I hate to say that about my best friend Colton, but... There were some revelations last night in the group text regarding your stance on Cassie, Dylan. What do you mean? You were pretty high on Cassie earlier this season. As a contender of the show, I was very high on

Cassie. No, I said that I didn't get what was about, like, what was alluring about her. And there were some clapbacks to me that were insinuating that you thought more of her than just being a contender. I think I was in that camp. You were in that camp too.

But then again, they... Here's the thing. At the time, it was the right take because a lot of times, they don't show a contestant's personality, if at all, until the end. Thank you. And she's obviously hot. She's got her job, speech pathologist. That's a cool job.

She's helping kids. So it's like, yeah, she's not like a social media person, which, I mean, that doesn't look good. Yeah, I liked her. That's what she is now.

Once you get to Fantasy Suites, you've officially given up your career and you know that you're going all in. That's very true. The girls on this show who reveal their true personalities, Demi, for example,

they're fun and you enjoy them, but you know they don't have lasting power. They never, ever, ever do. Well, same goes for the guys. Same goes for the guys. Exactly. That's the show MO. Yeah.

And because cameras are in their faces all the time, they don't let loose very much and it's hard to see what their personalities truly are. And so, yeah, I was high on Cassie from a she might be cool. She's definitely a contender standpoint. As we got further into the show, we realized that, you know, she's pretty boring. There's not much to her. That's the first thing I said about her.

She gets attractive, yes, clearly. It took me about three episodes in order to actually remember who she was. for it to stick with me that is cassie yeah it does i do that with a lot of people on the show just because there's so many in the beginning but it took me forever and then finally i was like yeah man i don't get it she's boring up until like last week i kept wanting to call her hannah i thought she was like one like there was five hannahs on the show i think caitlin bristow is the only one who's either been a winner of the show or one of the Bachelor or Bachelorettes that actually has a personality. She's the only one, if you think about it.

I think JoJo's got one. Eh, kind of. She's pretty basic. Yeah, but I think that's her personality. I'm going to head over heels in love with the girl, but she's pretty basic. So I've got two thoughts. One, all the girls who early on warned uh colton that there were some girls there based aka cassie and uh the other hannah that weren't there for uh they weren't

ready to get engaged they were pretty much right which hannah is uh not bam man oh not hannah i'm sorry uh um the girl whose name always up, the other pageant girl. Kaylin. Kaylin. The ones who snitched, or who got snitched on, right? It's like, hey, these two girls aren't ready to get engaged. They're already talking about being the Bachelorette. The girls who were doing the snitching that at the time we probably roasted, they were right.

I don't think I ever roasted them because I always kind of thought... Well, most people did. I did. Because I remember thinking, like, okay, they're not showing any of this on the actual show. And why would these girls, once they're eliminated, go back and snitch? Like, there has to be... Where there's smoke, there's fire. There has to be something going on.

Oh, it was pretty obvious to me that that was accurate. Kaylin definitely wanted to be the Bachelorette. She's probably pissed that Hannah is. Maybe that's why, initially, Cassie was like, nah, I'm out of here, player. That's the theory. Yeah, she wanted to be the bachelorette she's probably pissed that hannah is maybe that's why initially cassie was like nah i'm out of here player that's the theory yeah she wanted to be it that the theory is that yeah the entire time that's what she wanted as dave said it was the peter peter kraus situation don't get me started on that sitch i feel like cassie the way her family acted they thought that she would go on the show, boost her stock a little bit, get some social media followers, maybe make a pivot. Because her sister already dabbles in Hollywood.

She dates an actor. Yeah. Okay? They're from California, too, right? Aren't they LA? Yeah. They're West Coast. They thought she was...

Yeah. So they're in the scene a little bit. I don't know if that's accurate i don't care so when she actually brought him home i think that they were when they saw how far it had gotten they were pretty shocked and i think so is she i think i've compared her to uh trump who i don't think actually wanted to be president, and just started winning primaries and shit. And it was like, oh, this is going to happen. I'm going to win the nomination.

And then boom, perfect storm hits. So yeah, I felt bad for Colton last night. Twitter was not kind to him. I was watching the Mavs lose to your Spurs, Dylan, last night, but I was still following Twitter. People were giving me the updates. It really sucks to see someone who's like, clearly he's in love with this chick,

and she very clearly is not there with him, and he's just laying it all out. That's what you've got to do. I get it, but it's just hard to watch. Is he your boy? It's hard to watch. So say that she went home. Do you think she would actually be the Bachelor bachelorette i mean she would have been a contender yeah she wouldn't

have been a good one none of them are man mine is caitlin bristol none of them have anything to offer personality wise i'm not kidding bam hannah oh god don't she'll be fun no she won't yes she will i'm disgusted by this pick. I think she's going to be fun, but I don't think it's... It's going to be fun in a hard-to-watch way. If last night's any indication. Yeah, last night was pretty brutal. The guys that they rolled out were...

So bad. She doesn't have any charm to her, man. Like, who was the last... Becca? Is that her name? Super charming girl. Nah. Yeah, she was. She was super charming girl nah yeah she was she was no i thought she was very pretty no very charming she was boring okay hannah's just like yeah rachel

also just so she was she was cringier than hannah rachel we've we've done enough to rachel i don't find any of them hey you were the one who wanted rachel as your bachelorette I don't find any of them. Hey, you were the one who wanted Rachel as your bachelorette. Until I got to know her. Time out. Time out. I don't find Cassie cringy.

I just find her having a suitcase that has nothing in it. Oh, she's not cringy. No, no. I'm not saying she's cringy. Who did you say is cringy? We were talking about Hannah. Bama Hannah. Oh, yeah. She is cringy.

Yeah, she does cringy stuff. But I almost feel like it's the producers in the background making her do cringy stuff. They're just convincing her. Dude, you know who's going to eat this shit up? Dudes who make TikToks of themselves to all Dean songs. For sure. They're going after that Southern demographic. That's why I always...

That is exactly why I always thought Tia was eventually going to get the call up because they wanted to get the Southern. Everybody wants that TikTok demo. It's very sought after. Dude, give me Tia 10 out of 10. Trump got it and he won the presidency. Oh, I'll take Tia over Hannah any day.

Give me shut up. I didn't thought she was a bad pick. Shut up. I thought she was a bad pick. That's my point. That's how bad Hannah is. At least Tia has edge. Tia has tats and edge and shit.

Hannah stinks. Nah, she's going to get coached up. She's going to learn how to speak her mind more rather than just say fragmented sentences the entire time. I think she was nervous. The way she smiles makes me uncomfortable. She was nervous as hell last night. Her smile makes me uncomfortable. Damn.

I mean, what do you want her to do? What about her hair? Anything else? Her hair part, anything? Is that bothering you as well? She doesn't middle part, which is a huge plus for me, of course. Right.

That's all I have to say. I like her. I don't know why. I just don't. It's just going to be hard to watch. She's the best possible scenario from this season. Minus Demi. Yeah, but Demi was never good. They could never do it.

Would you rather watch Demi or who they got now? Hannah. They need someone who's going to play the game, and Demi would never do that. Let's just call Spade Spade here, though. Let's call Spade Spade. The Bachelorette is not about the Bachelorette. It's about the douchebags who get to fight for her. That's why I'm calling.

That's the most entertaining part. What do you think of... What's the dude from Austin? Cam? Can I be honest? I don't even think he's from Austin. The second they started walking out, I turned it off. I saw that there was like eight minutes left, and I was like, you know what?

I don't need this. I watched him. I watched a couple guys, and then I had to fast forward through because you talk about cringey. It was the most difficult to watch television of the season. He's not from Austin. He's an Aggie. Did you know that? I wouldn't know him if he was from Austin.

Was he wearing his ring? Probably. That's a good question. You know how they do? What do. Was he wearing his ring? Probably. That's a good question. You know how they do. What do you think his bumper looks like? What kind of stickers do you think are on there? He's got truck knots. He's got the horn sawed off on his back windshield of his 2009 Silverado.

Oh, God. He's going to get out of the limo. Is it lifted? It's an Aggie red. Is it lifted? Oh, no. No, it's not. It's subtle.

Dude, he's going to get out of the limo and put his hands together and whoop, isn't he? Oh, my God. He is. What CDs are in his 5-CD changer? You probably know, Will. Yeah, the same ones that you listen to. Definitely Luke Bryan. FGL.

Yeah. Did we talk about Midland on the podcast the other day? I don't know. We talked about it a lot. I don't know if we talked about it on the podcast. I went back and listened to Drinking Problem. Yeah. on the podcast the other day? We talked about it a lot. I don't know if we talked about it on the podcast. I went back and listened to Drinking Problem after you told me it slapped. I can give it the slap nod.

That song's great. It's good, yeah. The radio has absolutely run it into the ground, but it is a really, really good song. It's good. I still am not sold on them as a band as a whole, like their whole body of work, but I do like that song.

Here's what I respect about Midland, and I have not jumped into their catalog yet. They are played by mainstream radio. They're Nashville friendly, but they are not pop country. They are not like this cheese dick, Nelly beat, trying to rap. They actually play instruments

and they're not out there. The lead singer is hot. I'll give him that. Oh, he's a... Hot feller. If he didn't look the way he looked and he didn't have the swag that he has and it was only their sound,

I don't think they'd be as popular. They have swag... Group swag as a band too. Yeah. But he obviously carries the torch there. Yeah. He's a total alpha. Do we have group swag?

No. We see him around places. Have you seen him? I have not seen him. I. He's a total alpha. Do we have group swag? No. We see him around places. Have you seen him? I have not seen him. I've seen him a couple times. Smaller in person. He does ooze swag. Smaller in person, you said?

Dave said that. Dave said that. Yeah. He's a stud. And of course, he's dating Ty Haney, which is, you know. That is a power. That's the awesome power couple. That's the awesome power couple for sure.

Yeah. Apparently, he works out at our gym, Dave. Really? I have not seen him, but that's the word. He works out at Lifetime. He's in good shape. She posts shirtless photos of him, so we need to all look and then come back and judge him. I wish she would post more shirtless pictures of him.

I don't. Yeah. I still am not sold on Midland, though. That's fine. That's fine. They're as poppy as I will appreciate yeah that's the thing like they are that they're the threshold yeah they're really close to being before i'm like to being too poppy regular wills like not country wills like oh yeah hell yeah pump that turn up to 11 they're not like the country will stuff they are what are we this is we're dissecting your character's musical taste country will

country will does like it when you know a little bit of rap a little bit of rock and roll all mixed into one they don't yeah they don't they don't try to fuck with that and if they do no but oh god they kind of fall into the same category as some of the country bands out there that just kind of have their sound and they all sound really similar dylan doesn't like that i say this but like turnpike a lot of their songs sound very very similar you know i don't disagree and that being said i i like a lot of turnpike songs yeah yeah i can't just listen to their album straight through because i'm like oh man this just it's old one other song on that album uh the same one that drinking problem is on is this. Is this a thug plug? It's called On the Rocks.

Yeah, this is my country plug of the week. Out of Sight. Not on Sight. Okay. Out of Sight? Out of Sight. The same album by Midland. Really good song.

Okay. Check it out. Okay. There you go. Boom, boom, boom. Man. Boom, boom, boom. Country boy swag.

Yeah. Country boy will is like, I like afraid that it's taking over like because now like instead of just being normal will i will like have country songs stuck in my head at all times just because i will like look up lyrics and post them i will think of like shitty country lyrics that i forgot that i even knew it's just it's taking over and i think i might need to put a stop to it. That being said, I am going to buy a cowboy hat. I think you should. Are you going to get it

by Friday? Maybe. We'll see. Odds that you'll wear a cowboy hat. You should never buy a cowboy hat before you have cowboy boots. Will, odds that you'll wear a cowboy hat Friday to Eisenhower's. Odds? Odds. One in twelve. Alright, ready? Yeah.

One, two, three, six. Oh, nice. 69. Shit. Nice. Dude, no, you need to buy boots first. You could get a good pair of boots for under 500 bucks. Yeah, I don't want boots. Dude, you got to have boots.

You're going to look like that guy that everybody hates wearing sabas and a cowboy hat. You're going to look like the biggest poser. Yeah. I'm going to boot up Friday, I think. I'll probably go boots. Dave probably will, too. If it's going to be cool, like y'all say. I've already said. I've already said.

Plus, I'm 6'2 in boots. There are things that I will adapt to in Texas, but I don't think... I think boots is... I can't imagine a scenario where I'd rather wear boots other than something else. Country Will is dead to me. No, he's not. He's a poser. Oh, he's alive and well.

You're such a poser. No. Don't be posing. So what about Colton and shit? We're done talking bachelor. No, no, no. We're done. It's over.

I wasn't a real big fan of the alright guys, gotta get out of the room. It's gonna happen. Jim. The whole virginity thing. I'm over that word. Chris Harrison was a little bit too emphatic about it.

Before every commercial break and we come back will we find out if Colton is still a virgin? A shameless. I'm kind of over this at this point. I don't even care.

The guy has sex. Give me Romo. If it's me if I'm a virgin and I'm on TV I'm like dude give it a fucking rest. Dude but like

the way he was like we get it somebody becomes disrespectful. Yes. As somebody's daughter. Quit pressuring this dude to get it in. Let him do it on his own terms, man. Chill. If that's the bachelorette and she's a virgin,

are they going to drive it into the ground that way? Great question, Will. That is a great question. No, they will not. No, they would not. Because a guy having sex is very different from a girl having sex, they will not. No, they would not. Because a guy having sex is very different from a girl having sex according to society. Imagine you being the dad

and your daughter's the bachelorette and she's a virgin and every single episode they're just like, oh, is tonight the night where she has sex? It's weird. Imagine me and the dad sitting there like, man, fuck this show. It's my daughter. Get the fuck out of here. Sorry, Dave. No, no, no. I know I'm saying that I can't even say what I want to say. This is like, what? Sorry, Dave. No, no, no.

I know I'm saying that I can't say it. So just say it. Bitch, say it. Is tonight the night where her cherry is? I'm not going to say it. No, you can't say it. No, you should stop there. I agree, you can't say it.

I'm sorry. Yeah, it's just kind of weird. But you know people were thinking it. Sure. I apologize. You clearly were. How about Colton's dad just being alpha? You know, people are saying that that's why i cut my hair like that dude he that guy puts out like i i'm leasing two jet skis vibes okay yeah that's hypo

said alpha that's a great way to describe him he man. He just looks like... I'm impressed by that. He just looks like a dude who just has toys. Well, bad boys ride bad toys. I know. Damn. He looks like a guy who would get caught up in a timeshare scheme. Yes. See, now we're having fun. Yes.

Like, it's weird. Man, we're talking about Colton's dad. To be clear... We're having fun. Don't get me wrong. Like, I would love to go spend a weekend at his lake house, Colton's dad's. Like, it'd be awesome. You could do anything you wanted.

He definitely knows how to do a backflip on a wakeboard for an old dude. He definitely got smoked after the market collapsed. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Like, big time. Like, he fucked up. He took, like, a second mortgage out to buy a boat or something. Yeah, he had to sell his pontoon boat just for, like, a little bit.

He, like, took a bath on it. Yeah. God. I hope that's not on it. Yeah. God. I hope that's not the case. Are we done with Bachelor? I apologize for my statement. Do you apologize? I apologize for the other statement.

Okay. But I was just thinking how like they would handle it differently, right? Yeah. 100%. They had a girl on who had never allegedly kissed again yeah and they beat that into the ground if it was a girl it would be like a side note at the end of the show chris would be like so like you know did it happen but with colton it's the main storyline they did it well they did it with tia was she a V? Mm-hmm. What? You don't remember that?

Oh, I don't. You know why I don't remember it? Because they didn't make a big deal about it. Yes, they did. They made a huge deal out of it. But one, they made like after she apparently like had sex with Nick Vial, was it? Vial. Nick Vial. After she was like prancing

through some city in the snow. No, no, no. That was Raven. No, that wasn't about having sex. That was about having an orgasm. Oh, my bad. Nick Vial. After, she was like prancing through some city in the snow. No, no, no. That was Raven. No, that wasn't about having sex. That was about having an orgasm. Oh, my bad. I meant Raven. I meant Raven.

Yeah, yeah. And it wasn't about sex. It was just about having an orgasm. Dude, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. Oh, you're right. Yes, you're right. It was the orgasm.

See? Okay. Still made me uncomfortable then. I need to admit something. My brain fused Tia and Raven together. It happened. They looked similar. I forgot that they were separate people.

And when we were talking about Tia earlier, I. It had. They looked similar. I forgot that they were separate people and when we were talking about Tia earlier, I was thinking of Raven the entire time. Oh, okay. Yeah. That explains it. I'm very confused right now.

It's like that old Conway song, Raven on my mind. Nope. That whole orgasm thing was dumber than the virginity thing. Yeah, it was a lot. Shut up.

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We all know what we're doing Friday. We don't even need to get into Friday. This is seamless, organic content right here. Yeah. Come on. I usually start these things off. Go ahead. So I might as well do it today, you know?

Friday, I will be at Eisenhower's. We're asking people to show up at 7. Might get there a little bit before, just so I know I'm in place. I'm ready for people to show up. I need to get there and get in the zone. I want to shake hands, kiss babies, kick dicks. I can't let you do that. I want to do everything. Dave I'm ready for people to show up. I need to get there and get in the zone. I want to shake hands, kiss babies, kick dicks. I want to do everything. Dave, I can't let you do that.

There's going to be so many beautiful babies. Don't let me get in my zone. I can't let you. There's going to be a lot of beautiful babies there, Dave. There's so many beautiful babies. Yeah. So I can't wait for that. Please come out and say hi.

Have an L. Dave with us. Can't wait to see you. It's going to be so money. So money you don't even know it And then Saturday and Sunday I am heading to the ranch It's been a while since I've been there Excited to see the family The homie and I will be departing Austin early Saturday morning

Can you answer a question regarding the ranch? Yeah On this week's Patreon episode Are you going to reveal the name of your cat? Once we get to 5,000 patrons No, you said three I did not say three. Just tell them the name.

Pull the tape and then I'll own up to it. No one's done it yet. I feel like people have. I have not heard the tape, Dave. Pull the tape, bitch. I don't want, I'm not, well, look. Don't use the B word. Speaking of the ranch, there was a tornado in the area at 4 a.m. this morning, or 3 a.m.

Is that confirmed? My mom got the text. She woke up, and winds were swirling. It never touched down, thankfully, but it was a little scary. Got me moving like a cyclone. Yeah.

I'll be that. I can't wait. It's going to be a... Very different thing. It's going to be a great weekend. And I'm done. Dave? Mine tracks exactly like Dylan's, minus the ranch thing. So just one thing in common?

Yes. Exactly. So just Friday? I think Friday might be it. Playing golf Friday, too, though. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, we are. So I guess...

Swinging sticks. Are you even playing? Yeah, I'm swinging sticks, man. Okay. I'll probably beat you by eight strokes. I need to hit you with that Venmo from last time. Anyway. I'll hit you with the last two that I did.

Never mind. Bet you won't. I think you're still in the hole there, Dylan. No, I am. Yeah. I lost $162 on that one. Not great. Anyway, Dave.

You hit a dope-ass drive, though. I did. I mean, it was like the best drive I've ever seen you hit. It was incredible. It really was. Perfectly faded. Playing golf. Going to Eisenhower's.

I'm going to get there a little bit early just because I like to get a feel for things. Just see what the scene's looking like. Get my lanyard ready. And then Saturday,

I really got no plans. I might be licking my wounds. We'll see. I'm definitely going to utilize that Postmates code this weekend. Yeah, if there's one weekend, I'm going to use it.

I might use all of that credit in one weekend. I'm using it this weekend for sure. Damn. So, yeah. I'll be low-key. Unless something pops up. Maybe a Pine House trip Saturday or Sunday. You always poo-poo my Pine House trips.

No, I want to go. You always poo-poo them. I haven't been in forever. I just don't like going when it's so crowded and there's little kids running around. That's why. You've got to go weeknights with me. I'll go why. Let's see. You got to go weeknights with me. I'll go on a weeknight. You got to go weeknights.

Actually, I will say Saturday, if you go Saturday around like 5, it's usually pretty empty. It fills up by the time you leave, but if you go, it's solid. If there's some other guys who want to go, I'll go on Saturday because obviously Saturdays. It's for guys. It's for guys. What do you got? well as you guys said Friday golf I'm a little worried how my schedule is shaping up

and I'm going to have to do some work on Friday afternoon for the Sunday Scaries podcast but that's okay I will be showing up a little bit early as you are to Eisenhower's and yeah I think honestly I intentionally don't have anything planned for Saturday because I have a feeling I'm not going to feel well. So I would prefer to leave that completely open so I can just be a piece of shit all day.

And it's not hard. No. And then, honestly, Sunday, like, it's weird. Without Sally in town, I have no plans. It's wide open for me. Weekend of Will, you're saying? No, it's weird without sally in town i have no plans that just it's wide open for me weekend of will you're saying no it's not weekend of will it is i don't know i'm a little worried about my staying power on my tolerance right now for drinking is so low i felt like borderline drunk last night after i had two beers with you i'm gonna drink 20 beers over the next two days just to build a tolerance for Friday. That's true.

It's a loading phase. I'll probably do 18 tonight and two tomorrow. Damn. Are we drinking on the course tomorrow at 8? I guess Friday. With the fourth that we have playing with us, it might be... That's scary. I want to be full strength at Eisenhower's, man. I don't know.

I'm not going to solely because I know that I'm probably going to have stuff to do that. I may have one on the back. I'm not going to have one at like 8 a.m. Even the back, it's going to be like 10. That's a great point. It's still early. Like, it's, yeah. Should we get out of here?

Yeah. Yeah. This has been a three-hour episode. Yeah, it went long. We had fun, though. If you're still here, we appreciate you. As always, Friday's episode will be released be released on patreon we hope to see you at eisenhower's on friday night and go follow circling back pot on instagram and twitter and finally leave us a review we want

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