Circling Back - Bit Madness Sweet Sixteen & Icelandic Volcanoes

Episode Date: March 22, 2021

After mobbing all weekend, we finally get to what everyone's been waiting for: The Sweet Sixteen of Bit Madness. Dave also has a huge announcement about Dillon watching The Wire, a volcano erupted in Iceland for everyone to see, and Will's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (8:55) Recapping This Weekend in Ratios (31:20) Bit Madness: Sweet Sixteen (58:03) Icelandic Volcano (1:05:45) Will’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Sunday: www.getsunday.com/steam ($20 off your custom lawn plan) Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (25% off your membership) Harry’s: www.harrys.com/circlingback (Harry’s Starter Set and a FREE Body Wash for just $3) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer out there with vitamin c and superfruit acerola my name is will defries to my right david carter rough let's go 10k uh let's fight against covet baby all right let's go what's up man dude that sounded like peter from the bachelor is that you or peter no that's me dude that's crazy let's raise his money dylan let's go why are you still against raising money that is so cringy man no it's not let's not. Let's go. Let's go. That's not motivating anybody. I'm not motivated by that. Get out of here, dude.

I'm doing some intel on my phone. What's the word? I'm doing a video sweep on my phone, just looking for all the old stuff that I may have overlooked. A deep dive? A deep dive. How about that?

And I found a lot of useless things, a lot of things that were just complete failures that have no point on – like it's just taking up space on my phone. But every now and then you'll find stuff like that. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. I've been doing the exact same thing. I feel like a week ago I just started sending Dave like random ass videos that I had on my phone from like 2016.

Honestly, probably a third of it is just us at Matt's El Rancho in the last five years, just eating fajitas. It's fair. It's just one sizzle after another. Yeah. I mean, pretty much. Yeah. That's, that's honestly what, what it is. And, you know, some of the Instagram lives, it saves the entire thing to your phone. Oh yeah. I started to watch one and then I had to immediately punch out it was just too embarrassing I think I have the entire one from from my wedding somewhere on my phone really I think so I could be wrong I remember that one that was a fun one I'm surprised you got really drunk at my wedding and had to get led back to your room by like adults

and is not adults I am an adult no the adults the adults there are just a bunch of kids just saying no uh that was fun my mom said you threw up in the pool stop just kidding stop you're down bad you're not down that bad dude how's dylan chevery doing today oh man uh really good really good um i'm not down bad i'm actually doing quite well thank you oh look at this guy wow must be nice dude everybody's over here like just trying to Good. I'm not down bad. I'm actually doing quite well. Thank you. Oh, look at this guy. Wow, must be nice, dude. Everybody's over here just trying to get by in this tough economy, and you're over here,

I'm doing great. I'm on fire. Okay, that's not really what I mean. I just had a solid, laid-back, casual weekend, that's all. Oh, good stuff, man. Okay, dude. Way back with your mind on your money. A new show. Oh, can I sneak something in real quick? That's what, okay. Okay, dude. Way back with your mind on your money. A new show. Oh, can I sneak something in real quick?

Okay. What? This is about Roback. We have a new code. Backer20. It's off the top. You're the only person not wearing Roback in here. I know, I know. It's pretty embarrassing. Real quick, off the top. Backer20 is the new code. The other one's been compromised. Load the card

up. It's a one-time use. Load it? Before we jump into it, Will, I've got an announcement. What? And I don't mean to jump ahead, but there is a segment, correct, specifically allocated to me for this. You're going to do it during Fun and Easy Banter? Are you going to do it right now? I am, and I just can't wait.

My announcement. Sneaky announcement alert. Here it is. Ready? Dylan is re-watching The Wire. Wow. Yeah, Dylan said he was watching a new show. I'm not re-watching The Wire.

You've never watched it. I'm watching The Wire. I am re-watching The Wire while Dylan watches The Wire for the first time. And Will, I don't know. I can't remember your Wire prowess. My Wire prowess was that I was renting it on DVD from my local video store in northern Michigan. And then when I went back to go get the third DVD, they didn't have it. And so I had to stop watching The Wire.

What season did it cut out on? Season one. So I've seen most of season one, but I had to stop. And I never got back into it for some reason. But if you run the tape and if you could actually like control f times that we've talked about the wire on this podcast i've pretended like i've seen the whole thing so i didn't sound like a loser in front of dave uh and here i was i would never having seen it yeah i would i assume so with you no offense i don't think i ever like made any claims to seeing

it but like you you've definitely looked at me and been like well you've seen the wire and i've not along like yeah dude for sure dude uh white dudes in their 30s love telling people they've seen The Wire. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The first few episodes, they're long ones. I feel those guys are just down bad. They're down bad, for sure.

A few of them are. For sure, dude. Yeah. Actually, Brittany got me into it. She's like, you got to watch The Wire. We watched the first episode of her play, so I'm like, this is tight. I know. So I watched, like, four more of my crew.

Wow, dude. Yeah. It took a lady to get you to watch The Wire. Dave's been singing the praises for years. But no one's actually tried to get me to watch it. I mean, it's always been on my to-do list, but I've never taken it too seriously. And finally she was like, yeah, let's just watch an episode. I was like, okay. That's all I needed.

I needed just a little nudge over the fence. Just a little nudge. That's what she did. I'm surprised you didn't try to jump over the fence yourself and then just shatter your ankle on your way down. Come on, man. Got him! Serious injuries are something you're prone to. I've had just one. It wasn't that serious. It could have been. Just a little

fracture. We've talked about this. It's truly the most impressive thing you've ever done is by not shattering your leg. Yeah, but I'm still down bad, though. Didn't you say your rap name's Lil Fracture? Oh, yeah. That's my buddy out in West Texas, Lil Frack. I like Lil Frack. That's good.

They're doing pretty well right now. Yeah. That's pretty good. He's not down bad. No. I mean, Midland's good. They're doing pretty well right now. Yeah. He's not down bad. No, they're doing... I mean, Midland's booming. Should we get some announcements out of the way, of which there are many? Yes.

We got some good ones, too. First and foremost, go follow Circling Back Pod and Wash Media on the Grom. Add me on the group! Not to brag, but, like, yeah, we're kind of real boys now. Yeah, we're on the reels. Dude, we're real ones. I keep it real. Dude, we have to keep it real.

Yeah. Yeah, we're on the reels. Dude, we're real ones. I keep it real. Dude, we have to keep it real. Yeah. Yeah, not to brag, but our first reel did 14,000 views in the first weekend. Just a casual 14K. No bigs.

Not a huge deal. No bigs. We're also on TikTok. You can go mash that TikTok button as well. TikTok, you don't stop. Sounds like we're kind of like a real big fish. Wow. In a real small pond.

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Everything's up on there as well. Washmedia.shop for your washed athletic club gear. Eyes emoji. Is there more coming? Who knows? It's hard to say. I'll be looking out for it on my prime cold phone.

Yeah. I'm an athlete. Also, Patreon. Big announcement. We're doing Worst Of tomorrow. It's been a long time since we've had a Worst Of episode hit the timeline.

Very excited for this. If you want to send in your own story, I got news for you. We're probably already full for this week, but we can do them in the future. These depend on y'all. I would like to sneak in one little

Can I first say how people can send their stories in? Quit it. Worstof at washedmedia.com or head over to washedmedia.com and just fill out the form on the Worst Of page. Like I said, we got a bunch of stories in the hopper, but we can always use more. We'll keep doing the Worst Of as long as we got the stories coming in, so just

make it happen. And then, as always, we have voicemails on Fridays. And now for the announcement that everyone's been waiting for from Dylan. This is a sneaky announcement number two. I was on brunch. Oh, yes. They did a video posted last week on their Patreon. Check out the brunch Patreon. Those guys.

Thank you. That's not Grom. Have me a Patreon. It kind of works. Have me a Patreon. Those guys... Thank you. That's not Grom, but... It kind of works. Similar inflection. Those guys are freaking hilarious. I was pretty much just laughing. I feel like I was the only one for a stand-up set and a comedy show, and they were just bouncing bits off me,

and it was absolutely hilarious. That's a good compliment. Those guys are so funny. I was cracking up just watching the video. We had a meeting on Friday, and I spent the half hour before not preparing for the meeting, but just watching that video, and I was cracking up. I mean, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I just laughed the entire time.

It was really great. So check it out. Brunch, Patreon. Find you a boy that gases you up just like DJ does when Pete's about to spit facts. Dude, I was losing my mind. That was so funny. Should we recap this weekend in fun? Presented by Sunday.

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steam. Dylan, what'd you do this weekend? Thank you for asking. Well, I'd love to tell everyone what I did this weekend. Not a whole lot. I watched a lot of basketball. Dude, hell yeah. I spent a lot of time on the couch. I got some walks in. I took Stella to the park. That was great. I wanted to hang out with my friends on Saturday, so I sent a text

out saying that he was trying to catch a vibe today. And Dave was like, oh, I'm drinking Vizzies by myself. And Will, who knows? Will's probably... Who knows what Will's doing? Dude, you should have came over. Not hanging out with me. Well, I didn't get an invite, Dave. I was drinking Vizzies in the garage. I very specifically said, who's trying

to catch a vibe today? And no one responded except for... Here, I will be... Let me be honest with you. I responded. I wanted to catch a vibe today? And no one responded except for... I will be... Let me be honest with you. I responded just to be clear. I wanted to catch a vibe with my friends. Will did, and I was hoping something would spin up between y'all that I would have the option on jumping in.

My son was down bad. I was down bad because my friends didn't want to hang out with me. Well, my son, I guess he's seven weeks old now. He had a tough one. Okay. Well, me and Rhodes were down bad. But for different reasons. We were looking to link.

I was looking to link. Rhodes, from what I hear, he had a nice recovery. He's doing better. Oh, he's back. Okay. Big facts. He's not down bad anymore. That's good.

Is he up good? Yeah. Listen, I wanted to catch a vibe. No one wanted to catch one with me. So I had a vibe by myself. I was down bad. We've all been there. Home sick for the day.

I did have fun just watching basketball, though, and just kind of doing nothing. Hey, if you want to hear Dylan's just insane basketball takes, check out Too Much Dip later today. You have no idea what I'm going to say. Dude, I can't wait. I don't think this Monday gets enough credit for being worse than Super Bowl Monday. This Monday stinks. That's a fair point.

We have four days of just sitting in front of the TV doing absolutely nothing, and no one complains about how this Monday stinks. I know there's games today, but this is a shitty Monday. Listen, we're down bad today. Big facts. Dude, facts. Facts. What did you do this weekend, Dave? I don't know. today. Big facts. Dude, facts. Facts. What'd you do this weekend, Dave?

I don't know. I hate this podcast. What was that guy talking about? I don't know. I wonder if they can hear on the mic. No, I don't think they can. That was our biggest fear when we moved in here. Your story.

That the dude next door would just be rowdy. He's a rowdy gentleman for sure. Dylan, you're going to tell that? Oh, yeah, yeah. You have to. I'm going to yield some time to you because you know what happened. This was really just a low point for me. I was talking about down bad.

No, this was a high point. I think Friday. It was. I got an afternoon pump in at Lifetime. I saw you there. It was full body Friday. Yeah. I was there a lot longer than you were. No big deal.

But anyway, I was leaving. Tactical. I was in the locker room, and I was gathering my things,. Yeah. I was there a lot longer than you were. No big deal. But anyway, I was leaving. I was in the locker room, and I was gathering my things, about to get out of there. And this dude walks up to me. He looked mid-20s, I would say. Were you hanging crank at this point? No. The crank was put away. I was fully clothed, fully clothed.

And this dude walks up to me. He goes, hey, this is awkward. Oh, no. He's like, oh, he's probably just a listener. Was he fully clothed, fully clothed. And this dude walked up to me. He goes, hey, this is awkward. Oh, no. He's like, oh, he's probably just a listener. Was he fully clothed? He was. He was fully clothed. Anyway, he walked up to me and he said, this is really awkward.

And of all the people who have approached me because they recognize me from like my Grand X days or like their listeners or whatever, I've never gotten this question ever or even remotely close to it. He said, this is awkward, but were you one of the rowdy gentlemen? Yes. Yes. And he said it with an earshot of probably five to seven other grown men. And I just like buried my head. I was like, oh, my God. And I think I said.

I thought you buried my head in there. I think I said, well, the company I used to work for owned that brand, but there's no way I would ever say yes to the question. Just look at him distancing. No way I would ever say yes to the question. You just asked me. You are no gentleman, sir. And he goes, okay.

I thought maybe he was just doing a bit, trying to be funny, but then he followed up with talking about the old Ronnie Gentleman videos we used to make. I was like, oh, God. Dude, the tuxedo guy. Those are my favorite. Dude, that guy was good. That guy was great. I'll say it. So I just... That was a good little video series. Those were good. I dipped faster than I've ever dipped from the gym. Well, when I dip, you dip, we dip.

Put my hand up on my... I see you doing dips in there. Don't touch my... Yeah. Body weight dips. Yeah, that's true. I don't need it body weight if you if you strap plates to your soft to your waist while you're doing those you're just showing off you don't need i did i did just like a 25 but it's not necessary it is i can do like like you weigh more i weigh 155 pounds though it's different i'm i'm like all chest, though, man. Yeah, dude, you got the genetic gift of just great pecs. Thanks, David.

It does. I don't think I'm telling tales out of school here. Anything else you want to say about me and my body? I'll call you the chicken man because your pecs are dope. And because your legs, chicken legs. Your legs aren't chicken legs. Please don't call me a chicken man. You're the chicken man.

Anyway, that was a really embarrassing moment, and I wish I didn't lift through it. It's chicken legs. Your legs aren't chicken legs. Please don't call me a chicken man. You're the chicken man. Anyway. A little fracture over here. Really embarrassing moment. I wish I didn't lift through it. That's almost as good as the time when the dude walked up to Mike after a spin class and said, Hey, do you have any cash on you? I need some money because I'm about to take you to the gas station. Oh, I remember that, dude.

Imagine Mike's legs after a spin class. Those muscles just pumping. Oh, my gosh. They're robbing. Dylan used to come up to me and be like, all I want to do is be a frack star. Yeah? That's not true. What if the guy would have said, weren't you like a frack star back in the day? I don't know how I would handle that. I would be just extremely embarrassed.

Did you think I maybe put him up to it? Like, did that ever cross your mind? No, because he was really sincere with his delivery. Like, I could tell it was not a joke at all. So he is in the category of people who is probably unfamiliar with this. Right. He doesn't know your name. Just a big TFM guy. He doesn't even remember Dorn.

Right. He just knows that he saw you in an RG ad at some point. Yeah. Probably six or seven years ago. And he was, you have a pretty recognizable face. It's very punchable. Yeah. It's a handsome face.

The punching is the most notable part. But like, if I were to see you out and I didn't know you, I'd be like, oh, that's that guy that I saw that video of like seven years ago. That's that gentleman's guy. I would want to just headbutt that guy. Okay. Well, I thought you were taking that somewhere else. No, but in like a good way.

I don't know if there's a good way to headbutt somebody, but okay. It was embarrassing, man. There's definitely a good way to headbutt somebody. I've never headbutted anybody. You have to do it like a soccer ball. I'm scared to. It's such an alpha move to headbutt somebody. I went to a club rugby party at UT a couple times,

and the guys would just walk around the party headbutting each other. I love that. I love that. Did you catch any of the Six Nations over the weekend? No.

Damn dude you missed some games some matches. Was it the All Blacks? No no. They're not involved in this particular tournament. Fuck.

Yeah it's okay. They're the best though right? I think generally historically speaking yes the New Zealand All Blacks are the best. They do that dance thing. It's sick.

It is sick. Well, I'm glad you asked about my weekend. Yeah, of course. Saturday, I got into some busy. Really? Responsibly, of course. Family business. Oh, yeah.

Serious business only. And then yesterday, I was able to play golf for the first time in a couple months. Wow. Played with our buddy Ben and Barrett Dudley of Club Cool Fame and Michael Weiner, the semi-retired, potentially partially unretired content person. 25% retired. Still doing his newsletter, Micah's Read of the Week. Anyway.

We'll bleep that part out. I played with them, and the weather was perfect. It was fantastic. But I don't bring this up to stunt and say that I had a great time playing golf, which I did. I found something out after the round. I'd been riding in a cart with micah and i was he dropped me off at my car we're getting out of there i'm in the basket and

i'm looking i'm grabbing my head covers and stuff i noticed that there's a uh there's a theragun in there let's go i was like is this your theragun he's's like, yeah, yeah, got to get the glutes activated. I was like, wait, were you just, you were massaging yourself? Like when? He's like, oh, before the round. I tried to get here a little early before y'all got here so I could do it. So he could wail on himself? I'm like, so he was out there on the driving range. He activated them.

Just pounding away at himself with said Theragun. The glutes. Maybe he went to theragun.com slash scaries and got there it is maybe there it is hard to say i was very impressed that is uh that's that's a move that i don't think i could pull off that's a post round move i uh i am scared to go out and stretch because i like to do i do there's a couple yoga poses not like downward dog or anything but like there's a lunge and a twist one i like to do before i swing just to get the back and i'm very embarrassed to do it because like most guys like the old dudes out there they don't they just drop a ball and

grab a wedge and start and start hitting balls i it's a process for me i couldn't imagine going out there with the theragun and just just going after the quads you think you think like a sprinkler heads popping up out of the driving range and like going off and it's just micah just like mashing his fucking cludes on the range you're like at his car he brought it with him so he didn't he clearly didn't do it in the car so for purposes of this story we're gonna imagine it that he was just on the range i that. Just taking cuts and then just massaging. He had some tight spots, I guess, in his fascia. Gotta love him. It was electric, dude. He had a couple pars, and he lets you know about it.

You know, he loves to— Pa-pa-pa-par, pussy. Yeah. That's what he says. That's so unnecessary. It really is. Like, who are you talking to? He just doesn't need to be doing that.

No one flexes a par more than Micah. Literally no one. Yeah. But he had a couple pars. Good for him. A birdie at 18. Anyway. That's what keeps you

coming back. Yeah, that's all you need. Mm-hmm. But yeah, I had a great weekend. Took the kid and the dog to the park. You might have seen

my gram at DC Rough. Add me on the group. Thank you. Well, I need to have a good soundboard week after last week people people actually wondering if it was a bit that i got the wrong one every time that's not a good look for me that's not a good look it's time to regroup and come back so you don't have the um i don't keep it up on my screen i probably should i do for too much dip because i'm i have had one too many misfires i've gotten cocky with it, yeah, to everyone out there who thinks it was a bit that I was doing it wrong all last week,

no, I was just having an off week. I was down bad. You guys want to hear about my weekend? Yeah. It's kind of over the weekend now. I just want to move on. Dude, I didn't really – like, it was kind of weird. You know when you go into a weekend, you don't really have much to do,

and then all of a sudden, like, you just realize that, like, you can just do anything you want all weekend oh you chose not to hang out with your friend dylan no so instead i just chose that i was just gonna ratio dylan all weekend oh it was straight facts okay i'm glad you brought this i just ratioed how does it feel coming to the office after just getting ratioed all fucking weekend. A lot of it just like I was more impressed than anything because I don't know how these videos. What? Who made these videos? Ratio Sans over here. Dude, who made this?

Is there some kind of like template that you just plug these in and it does it for you? Dude, don't ask questions, dog. I know how he made them. I know that the facial expressions you made in those images were fresh. Like you just did those for the videos. You're so smart. So I take it you learned how to use the app i learned how to use the app which what's that i hesitate to say the app because i don't want i don't want our listeners to go in and just start making ridiculous videos of us dude that was incredible it was an all-time uh ratio weekend

for your boy i showed parks the one that he was in and he thought it was the funnest thing he'd ever seen i was i was very happy to see i was involved in it, and then I saw Parks, and I just stood up off my couch. I was like, fuck yeah. You had a good tweet, and I was like, man, this is Dylan's first not shitty tweet all weekend. You still got me. I got to bring everything.

Oh, you still got me. Yeah, it was edgy Dave. Alpha Dave. Dude, Alpha Dave is another beast. That's Alpha Dave. That's Dave who served in the military. That's who that is. It's Valor Dave.

Yeah. I like that. Hey, how many times did you watch the one where I was just dunking your head and breaking the backboard? 50 plus. It was incredible. It was incredible. I also had another big weekend on the cord management front. Are you guys aware of like my cord situation at my apartment with my new TV set up?

I've never been invited over. If you'd invite us over there, then maybe I would check it out. Yeah. So like, yeah, I have a cord situation happening. And so I took some steps to remedy that this weekend because like I can't have people coming to my cord situation. Did you go behind the wall? Did you cut the cord?

Well, the cord has been cut. Did you go behind the wall? I have not gone behind the wall? Did you cut the cord? Well, the cord has been cut. Did you go behind the wall? I have not gone behind the wall yet. Well, technically it is behind the wall, but based on where the person created the hole to feed the cords through, it's still a situation that you have to confront pretty aggressively.

So I'm taking steps to do that. I would say I'm about 50% there after this weekend. And I think after the next weekend, we're going to be fully cordless. Have you used my drill? Yeah, I've been using your drill a lot, actually. Good. To the point where I'm kind of thinking I might need to get that old charger from you.

Okay. Catch a charge. You can do that. Charge. Dude, I also last night, I can't speak highly enough. There's a backup battery in there, you know. Oh, there is? Swag.

Yeah. Actually, never mind. That's a lie. It's at home. Oh, cool. Thank you. Not swag. That really helps.

I also had Trader Joe's soup dumplings last night. You guys ever had these things? No. Oh my God. Oh, is that what you and Kayla were talking about? Dude, they're so good. I am not like a Trader Joe's stand because I feel like whenever I go in there, I'm in like a movie set or something for a grocery store.

Yeah, that's a good way to describe it. I'm going to say this, though. Their soup dumplings are surprisingly incredible. Damn. I had them last night and all i wanted was more and then at one point i just was hunched over in bed with an upset stomach because i think all the dumplings just started like expanding in there oh what's the deal with your tom-toms man dude i just eat too many soup dumpies down bad okay soup dumpies it's dump season i got dumps like a truck everybody's pooping what what what thighs like what i'm gonna have thighs like that if i keep on eating these soup dumplings every

night oh my god these these dumplings just went straight to my thighs that would be nice i would eat a lot of soup dumplings if it meant i could add a little bit of mass to the legs call me killian murphy now's just a calf boy. Speaking of Killian Murphy, did you see the unfair comparison? Killian Murphy and Prince William? Yeah. What's up with that? Just because one is losing his hair and one's not, that's not fair.

Yeah, like, okay, one's a handsome man in a Hollywood hunk. The other is a prince. Although Killian Murphy's legs are just really something. His leg game is stupid. They're too big for his body. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. It's like he ripped legs off of an NFL D-tackle, and he swapped them out. That's facts.

It's like, what are you doing? It is facts. Big facts. Facts. But yeah, I guess because people are mad at prince william pretty much all the royal family because all that shit which is fine man i don't care dunk on him but it's like hey come on man like yeah the guy's losing his hair all right don't talk on him for his hairline that's just that's just unnecessary you know what applaud him for not getting a

procedure done makes no sense i don't know why he didn't i would have if yeah but if you're prince william and someone gives you shit for your hairline, are you like, eh, not a big deal. It's going to be covered with a crown one day, bitch. Oh, shit. Dude, facts only. It is facts. Facts. I think I heard him say that one time.

Is Prince William still with us? I mean, what's his name? Philip? What's his name? He's holding on, man. You could convince me that they've already spent too much money on his 100th birthday party, and they just have someone inside of his body moving around at this point. No one looks more dead on the TL than Prince Philip right now.

Like the little alien in Independence Day? Yes. Like he's just inside? Mm-hmm. With the joysticks? I don't know what he had. Right, it wasn't joysticks. It's joysticks, yeah.

He's my favorite character at the Crown. Not a good dude, though. He might be a philanderer. I'm familiar with the Crown. Dave, you have a big announcement for us today. Per this, on the rundown, it says Dave's big announcement.

Oh, yeah. Dylan's watching The Wire. Oh, so we already did that. Yeah, I just wanted to get it. I wanted to make sure I was the one to announce it. That's good. It's a good show so far, man.

Good show. I see the hype. I announce it. That's good. It's a good show so far, man. Good show. I see the hype. I see it. I'm going to slow down so you can catch up, though. Okay. I'm going to hop in with you. Hop in. Can we talk Fitbod real quick?

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He used to box. You know what the hardest part is about working out? It's finding that groove. It's getting in that everyday routine where you're in the zone, you're engaged in beast mode while you're working out, where you're just doing everything and it comes naturally. It's hard getting to that point. I woke up in beast mode.

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are they a competitor of your buddy's company fit todd dude fit todd all todd does to stay in shape is just eat salads and drink whiskey it's a really good one it's a great diet he told me he was like yeah it's my whiskey salad diet i was like that doesn't sound healthy but whiskey salad at least you look good dude you know what it's time for? Round three of Bit Madness, baby. Oh, my goodness. Let's go! Are we at the sweet 16? I think we might be. Ooh, sweet.

Not very good at math, but yeah, I think we might be. This is when things get real hard. I think today's going to be the toughest one. If you're unfamiliar with Bit Madness, all the listeners out there have created their own brackets, came up with the bits that have been seeded within here, and, yeah, we're going through them and we're selecting them. Should we start it off? My gosh.

Yeah. Let's go to the rowback region. We have an eight seed versus a five seed. Wow, this truly is madness. Wow. Number eight, drinking one beer versus number five, mocha clappuccino. Wow, these are two liquid ones. This is tough. This is tough.

This is hard. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to vote against my friend KJ here. So you're going drinking one beer? I just love drinking one beer. Look, it's been a mainstay for a minute around these parts. It's been around. People love drinking a single beer. Imagine having two beers. It's like, what are you doing? Could not be me. No.

A six-pack lasts me throughout three weekends. Facts. I'm going with you. I'm drinking one beer. I was going to vote drinking one beer, too, but I'm going to vote just so KJ doesn't get shut out. KJ, Mocha Clopacino. Pretty much every time I go to

the grocery store, I think of you starting the one beer fad. Big facts. Because that's how it all started. You just talked about how you went to the grocery store one day and had one beer. It's a great segment. It somehow has withstood the test of time. It made the grocery store that much better. Normally it's chaotic, and it like i mean it somehow is with the test of time it made the

grocery store that much better normally it's chaotic and this is pre-covid so you know you didn't have to worry about that it just had a little one beer buzz not even a buzz just a vibe actually is what i call it and i'm just walking through there just buying groceries and shit just like boom that's what it's like buying groceries with me just reaching on i put it in the car elissa told me that like you have a cooler in the back of your car and then you started tailgating the the grocery store that's true that's you're not supposed to disclose that she's but that is big facts she said you have a yeti coffin cooler in the back with like a million beers to last you throughout the next few years well sometimes dylan pawns off parks on me and i'm like oh i don't have any more for this kid to sleep so i just pop trunk and let him sleep in

the cooler that's cool do you really yeah yeah i thought you knew that he comfortable in there i don't know okay he won't wake up unless he's doing the undertaker joke that's how he wakes up every yeah he just he has to do it wow facts big facts dude yeah we got number three the horny Wow. Facts? Big facts, dude. We got number three, the horny police. Yeah, baby. Versus number seven, as this is the only way she can eat fajitas. This is good. You know, it's a sweet 16.

You know you're going to get some good matchups, but this one's... A lot of good bits are going home today, unfortunately. I don't want to see either of these leave, because the horny police gif of Dave has gotten just millions upon millions of views. Oh, yeah. I've actually done some research on this, and when you type in horny, you are one of the first things to pop up. How does that make you feel in life? It's only a matter of time before somebody approaches me in the locker room. But are you one of the horny gentlemen?

You're the horny gentleman? Yes, I am. Are you the horny guy? You're technically the horny Karen because you're the one calling the police on the horny gentleman. Question though, that gif doesn't say horny on it. So how have you made the connection? There's apparently multiple versions of said gif. It's also weird that one of the gifs, when you view it, it shows the word horny when you're watching it within the search function.

But when you drop it into the tweet it doesn't do it i love that dave's the face of the horny place you're the horny guy from twitter yeah yeah that's me this is hard like because i feel like the fajita bit is just a combination of like a lot of hilarity it's honestly it's it's the funniest internet thing in the last year for me it wouldn't be what it is if she was ordering i don't know some fajita or sorry not fajitas some uh enchiladas or something if she needed cheese on her enchiladas it wouldn't hit the same it was almost tailor-made for this podcast because just first of all it's me casino in dallas which that doesn't mean much to y'all but it's the dallas backers know everybody knows miko and it's just funny it's because it's kind

of a total scene and for me it's the phrasing that he uses that sends it over the top the positive as this is the only way yeah you can eat fajitas as this is the only dude his common game was on point if i remember correctly it's yeah I mean, structurally, it is correct. But it's just so pompous the way he phrases it that I really enjoy it. Well, it's the only way. As this is the only way. There's no other way for her to eat him. And for that

reason, the seven seed fajitas moves on for David. I'm going to co-sign, David. I am. I really enjoy the horny police. It's a funny bit. And I love that you are the face of the Hornet Police, but it's just not as funny for me. My wife, date night after three-plus months locked up in quarantine, waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas.

We've asked four people going on 18 Minutes Now, just unreal at the Allen, Texas location, got to quit blaming hashtag COVID-19 for crappy service. I can't speak to the Allen location of Miko, but... Did I not even get to vote here? I was going to vote for fajitas. This guy really thought that he was making a strong point, you know, by putting his wife's just distraught face

just totally bummed out on the TL, and he just got flamed off the face of the planet. Can you imagine asking your fourth person for shredded cheese? The waiter was like, dude, they asked you? Okay. He's sitting in the back with a thing of shredded cheese, just not even willing to bring it out. At some point, you just got to eat the fajitas. Just eat the fucking fajitas.

Right. But it's the only way she can do it. You're wasting, I mean, good chicken, good beef. Animals died for that, and you just, you wouldn't eat it because you couldn't get a little dairy on top. Sheesh. And she didn't even touch her Mambo taxi. Like, hello?

I don't know what's in that. Strong drink? It's a good, it's a sugary little twist on an old favorite. Do they use Everclear? I don't know. Didn't they used to call you Mama No. 5 because you would just turn up after five of those before hitting Uptown? You can't. They will not serve you five of those.

Trust me, bro. We're down to the Vizzy bracket. No. 2 versus No. 11. Man, we have a potential Cinderella story in the works right now. We have No. 2, Randy's happy hour sign-off. So it's number 11, Frat Dave. This is difficult. This is tough because as people were pointing out on AtWash Media on Instagram, Randy's the backbone of the company, apparently.

Okay. Might be a little strong. Who said that? One person. Damn, if he's the backbone of the company, I don't know what we're going to do. You're the front bone. Yeah, what bone am I of the company? You're the kin bone.

Am I the femur? Will the femur? Stop. Dylan Cheveratio. That was funny. That was funny. This is hard. Randy puts so much effort into these, but like Frat Dave just does it without even caring.

Yeah, it's two different schools of thought. This is hard. Randy puts so much effort into these, but, like, Fred Dave just does it without even caring. Yeah. It's two different schools of thought. Well, I do think my choice. Fred Dave loves schools of thoughts. Big SMU guy. Yeah. I don't think Randy's happy house sign-offs are going to last much longer in the tournament, but I am going to vote him through.

And I've said Fred Dave is like my maybe fourth or fifth favorite character that Dave does. Is that a compliment or an insult? It's a compliment. He's got a bunch of strong ones. Fred Dave is good. Someone told me that something I did was the fifth favorite thing that they saw me doing. I'd feel like, oh. But what if that thing was widely beloved, though? That's true.

Like, man, you have all this great content. So beloved it's an 11 seed. That's big facts, though. They had a tough regular season, dude. You guys had some guys miss some games. Yeah, we had a COVID issue a couple times. Give me Sassy Wolf, Dave. You know what I'm saying? I had Connor up this weekend.

He was staying at my loft. Really? What'd y'all do? Yeah. We just went out. We were at Nodding Donkey. We were having some drinks, watching the games. I lost my ass.

It doesn't matter. Is Connor still working for his dad? Yeah. Yeah, he's working for his dad. He's actually working for my dad, too. My dad's his dad's boss. I'm voting Fred, Dave, and putting the onus all over Dave right now. Dude, you're covered in onus right now. Oh, God. It's right where I want to be.

Fred, Dave, move zone. Let's go. Oh, God. It's right where I want to be. Fred Dave moves on. Let's go. Sorry, Randy. Randy, you might have gotten wronged here, but I think this just shows that on the upcoming Happy Hour Lives

that we have scheduled that you just need to bring your A game. I guess Randy fighting the war in Dave's gut biome couldn't get him past the Sweet 16. Fred Dave's too fun.

Oh, we got a tough one here. No, we don't. The final matchup of the busy hard seltzer bracket. This is not a tough one. We got Dylan not being able to cook versus. Yes, I did get that first try. I did get that first try. People, write that down.

Dude, big ups to Barry Rigby, man. This is easy for me. It's a one seed for a reason. This is easy for me. It's a one-seat for a reason. Welcome to Wilmont's. Move on. I saw some applications coming through through our portal at Wilmont's, and I saw that you were trying to get a job as a chef. If I'm going to learn how to cook, I want to do it there.

So, yeah. We've got a toaster for your steak fajitas. Jerk chicken. Don't you serve your fajitas just so you put the steak in and then you shoot it out at the table? Like, you know, when you fling bread out of a toaster for your steak fajitas. Jerk chicken. Don't you serve your fajitas just so you put the steak in and then you shoot it out at the table? Like, you know, when you fling bread out of the toaster? That is the only way I can eat them. You should just learn to be, like, hibachi.

Like a hibachi chef. Like, you can be really good at it. Is it crazy that, like, this squad in here has never done hibachi together? I have no interest. Austin is not a good hibachi town. It's weird. There's not a Benihana. Do you think we could maybe capitalize on that?

You're saying start our own restaurant? Whale prawns? I think we'd have to tread very, very lightly. Something with walk. You got the walk in there, maybe. I got nothing. It'll come to me. Circling walk? I don't think that works. Nah, that's not good. It'll come to me. Circling walk?

I don't think that works. Nah, it's not good. It doesn't hit well enough. We'll figure it out. I knew a guy in Lubbock who had a hibachi set up in his backyard patio around his pool, and I was always really jealous of it. Walk-ons? Have you considered, I don't know, maybe installing a hibachi grill at your pool that you are also installing?

I don't know. That's news to me. Do you have a community hibachi grill at your community pool, Dylan? Not yet. I love you not being able to cook, but my livelihood is attached to the number one seat. I have to go with... Let's move on. The one seat's certainly been more profitable, but I'm going to vote for Dylan not being

able to cook. Welcome to Wilmont's advances. That's big. That's tough, man. It was a game until the last couple minutes, but Wilmont's made its free throws. We're halfway through, folks. Oh, no. This might be the matchup.

Oh, gosh. In the Miller High Life bracket, we've got No. 8 seed Sassy Wolf Day versus No. 4 seed Podcast Week. Actually, hey, let me be the first to say happy Podcast Week to everybody in this room. Randy, happy Podcast Week. I've been waiting all year for Podcast Week. This is tight. It feels good in here.

Waiting all day for Podcast Week. What did J-Bone say on the TL about Podcast Week that was so funny? Like the best week of my life. It was the best week of his life, dude. I think that's what he said, yeah. I can't disagree. It was just crazy having people from other podcasts on like other podcasts. We had a whole week of it.

Do you know how stoked I am that we don't have to watch The Bachelor tonight? I know. I'm sorry. I know that's really off topic, but it just hit me. Sally works until 7 tonight, and I told her, I was like, hey, let me know what you want for dinner. And I was like, and a little cherry on top of the night. No bachelor tonight. It's great.

I'm going to show up to Dylan's with the Varsity Blues bikini. Why? Just because? Just because I got extra time. So are you going to have gumbo on you? Yeah. It's a little shrimp. Don't show up to my place in a whipped cream bikini unless you have gumbo in your hands as well okay i'll have the gift of gumbo as

well what if you had a gumbo bikini oh i don't know the logistics of that just don't make a lot of sense this is tough but for me bikini dude it's i mean i'm not gonna i'm not gonna vote down podcast week in podcast week That would just be weird. So Podcast Week, for me, this is my own opinion. For me personally, Podcast Week moves on. Dude, it's just covered in gumbo. It's weird. For me, Podcast Week moves on whether we pick it or not.

The answer is Podcast Week. Podcast Week, I mean, no matter what, I don't see anybody stopping it. I'm voting for Sassy Wolf Dave because he's going to eat you. I'm going to eat you. I'm going to eat you. I'm going to eat you. I'm going to eat you. That's a fourth or fifth. I'm voting Podcast Week, though. Podcast Week moves on despite me voting for Sassy Wolf Dave.

Sassy Wolf Dave might be a top three for me of Dave Bitts. Oh, man. This is the matchup. Oh, my God. This is the matchup. Oh, my God. This is Dylan's entire personality.

Everything. We got number three, Shackett versus number two, El Glizidente. This is tough. I don't like doing this. So I told you I had a glizzy this weekend. It was wrapped in a bagel. Oh, that's right. Yeah. It's called a bagel

dog. Oh. And this thing had way more bagel. Oh, that's right. Yeah. It's called a bagel dog. Oh. And this thing had way more bagel on it than just like your everyday. If you go to the Brugger's down the street right now and get a bagel, this thing pales in comparison to how much bagel was wrapped around this dog. Really? Yeah. That seems like a lot of bagel for a dog. It was a lot of bagel for a dog.

Was it a big boy dog? It was a big boy dog. It was actually a very good dog inside there. The glizzy inside of there was just exemplary. Dude, I had a West Texas Dilly yesterday. But it wasn't for you, though. What's a West Texas Dilly? It's a sausage wrapped in a tortilla.

Oh. West Texas Dilly. Yeah, you're Dilly. I thought that was just a Texas Glizzy. It's got a number of names. It's regional. Okay. Were you glizzy bopping?

I was glizzy bopping. That's sick. Dude had no one is eating in sausage wrap while taking it down with a busy i was you're doing the izzy izzy combo platter uh mike mike and i decided on the third hole i was like yeah we should probably go ahead and crack these vizzies yeah absolutely it was you guys teed off in the afternoon yeah early yeah late morning but it was you know normally i like to wait feel it out i get the whole seven and be Yeah, absolutely. You guys teed off in the afternoon. Yeah, late morning. Normally I like to wait, feel it out, get the whole seven and be like, all right, well, might have something going here.

I was like, nah, it's pretty apparent early on that the crew wasn't going to set any records. So you're not going by my recent methodology of drinking on the front nine hard and then coasting on the back nine. No, but that's interesting. I like doing like three or four on the front and then just having like one on the back.. No, but that's interesting. I like doing like three or four on the front and then just having like one on the back. That's a pretty heavy front nine. Yeah. The Vizzies are so drinkable.

I'm voting for Shackett. Really? No one saw that coming. Any reasoning? Are you done? What's going on? Yeah, because I hate the El Guzadente bet. That's pretty much why.

It's not even Shacket season right now. I don't even acknowledge it when people tag me and stuff. In fact, I'm going to start handing out blocks with people who do it. Let me say this. Let me say this. I'm going to do you a favor here. I'm voting for El Glizadente so it can win this whole tournament and we can be done with it.

No, David, that's not what I want to happen. I want it to be behind us right now. That's not what I want to happen. I want it to be behind us right now. That's weird. It's not. I'm voting for El Glisadento. God dang it. Y'all doing it just to fuck with me. It's not even that funny.

No, we're not. It's not that funny. It was cool. People seem to like it. It was just amazing that no one thought that we were going to. It was a tight election. Everyone knows that we were going to— It was a tight election. Everyone knows that. I didn't think it was that tight.

People are saying that the votes that El Glisadente got aided in how that election panned out overall. Yeah, you stole a lot of votes. Who did you cipher votes from? I eat like three hot dogs a year. I'm not even a big hot dog guy. Okay. I believe that's been proven to be not true. You're literally shaped like a hot dog. I'm not even a big hot dog guy. Okay. I believe that's been proven to be not true. You're literally shaped like a hot dog.

I'm not. There's actual video evidence of you as a hot dog. Dude, no one's deep faking you as a hot dog. Didn't some guy dig up old audio of going going crazy? No. Someone pulled a quote and falsely attributed it to me on the

Reddit page about something about hot dogs. It wasn't me. Just a bunch of jerks. You're saying it was a deepfake? Yeah. I can't believe that it moved on. How did you not do hot dogs or legs when you were in Cabo? Because I don't want to perpetuate this stupid joke.

Don't wore joggers at the beach. You didn't want the legs to be hot dogs thing to come to fruition. He's so ashamed of his legs. He's like wearing pants in the ocean. No, I'm not ashamed of my legs. I like my legs. My biggest regret is not having my friend who helped plan that vacation for you, is not having her have a note ready in the actual hotel room for you that said,

Welcome, El Glissadente. She did put a note in there for me. Very thoughtful. But yeah, I'm really glad that it addressed me as El Glissadente. So moving on. We got two. Worst to ever do it. The worst to ever do it, dude.

Big facts. We got a number seven versus number six. Number seven, there's Worst to ever do it. The worst to ever do it, dude. Big facts. We got a number seven versus number six. Number seven, there's no way to look that up. Versus number six, spooky season. I'll say it. I'm kind of surprised there's no way to look that up has made this far. Really? Yeah.

Randy, do you mind zooming out a little bit? I want to see this road to the championship that there's no way to look that up has gone through. It took out favorable seating. It beat mouth kissing the Homies? Can we get a re-vote? Wow. It's found its way up against some pretty niche things. The Homie playing GTA.

Mouth Kissing the Homies. The Homie playing GTA. And now it's up against something that I don't think is very niche at all, Spooky Season, which is just a power player. Yeah. For me, it's Spooky Season all day, every day. The run-ins here. There's truly nothing better. One of the greatest feelings as a host of this podcast is knowing that we don't

have to watch the bachelor on monday nights the second greatest feeling is going to bed on a monday night in october knowing that you get to wake up the next morning and enter spooky season if you wake up at all like? I love spooky season so much. It's great. Donde a star that come thunder. I'd like to give a... Actually, I'm going to hold off on what I was about to say. You just get so spooky around that time of year.

It's eerie in here. I'll say it. It's like big facts. Spooky season can't get here soon enough. I totally agree. Wow. You've done the impossible, and you've made me go from absolutely hating Halloween season

to now just embracing it. You're a verified Halloween head. I went and rented a costume, which I never do anymore. Halloween is such a great holiday. It's okay. It's great. It's okay. People get spooky.

People act a little wacky. What did Randy... Randy went as something for Halloween that was kind of funny. I don't remember. Let's just move on. Let's just move on. Let's just move on. Wasn't he... He was a hot dog

that was also a president. Oh, he was Al Glyzidente. You ever heard of that? Oh, yeah. That's right. Pretty funny. That's a funny Randy bit. That should have

actually made the tournament. I'm going with spooky season. Yeah, spooky season goes on. It's a power play. This was one of the easy matchups. I am only going to go, I'm only going to vote through bits that make us money. Yeah, good call. Good call.

Ooh, this one's hard. It's our final matchup of the day. Oh, why are you guys doing this? We got number five, Will Mommies versus number one, Dave texting the homie. I can't believe Will Mommies defeated 1940s gangster accents. Well. Are we sure? Oh, we're sure. I voted the Will Mommy's

through. It was a real slobber knocker. In the Reels clip, you even say it's got to be 1940s gangster accents. I know, but I went on record saying that I was not going to vote against the Will Mommy's. Okay. Surprising to see that. In that respect. I know I voted against the Will Mommy'sies. Okay. Surprising to see that. In that respect. I know I voted

against the Will Mommies. I got so much praise for my 1940s gangster accent that I'm scared to do it at this point. Yeah, people were high on you. You're like Luca last night.

He was 8 for 8 from downtown. I was like, just stop shooting threes. Yeah. He shot one last one and now he's 8 for 9. Still very, very impressive,

but it's like, no, no, no, just go out on top. It's scary, yeah. Like, you know when Tayshaun was playing for Kentucky and he just drained one from the center circle? It was like, no, no, just go out on top. It's scary, yeah. Like, you know when Tayshaun was playing for Kentucky and he just, like, drained one from the center circle? It was like, dude, stop shooting after that.

You can't just pull up from the other side of the court. That is some deep Detroit reference there. Hey, shouts to Blake Griffin dunking for the first time in two years in his first game for the Brooklyn Nets. That was really cool of him. Hobbling around Detroit like an old man. Yeah, what's going on there? He stopped dunking? What happened?

He didn't dunk for two years in Detroit. Goes to the Nets, plays one game, and does a pump fake from the three-point line and then goes and drives the lane. Like, dude, what's your problem? People in Detroit aren't going to like that. We like hard workers. Dylan hasn't dunked his whole time in Austin.

He used to dunk. He used to be one of the biggest dunkers in the league. Dude, he just couldn't stop dunking. Kind of like when I'm in the pool with you. I like biggest dunkers in the league. He just couldn't stop dunking. Kind of like when I'm in the pool with you. I like to dunk you in the pool. Bitch, try it. We'll see what happens. Dunking's dangerous.

If you try to dunk me, just know I'm grabbing something on the way down. Just know that you're getting dunked when the next time we're in the pool together. Okay. Big facts. You want to get into a little pool scrap with me? Yeah, I do. You so at your own peril I do

Okay We'll see We'll see about it Good Alright then bitch Who you guys voting for? This is hard I'm voting Will Mummies

What if Will Mummies having that That little Sleepover Summer party thing? I don't know. I saw it on your calendar the other day. Oh. I don't know what you're talking about.

I saw that penciled in on your old Cali. I'm going to put it on Dylan. I'm voting for Dave texting the homie. And you know what? You can't get mad at me because it's just me gassing up the homie. It's true. But I'm not sure the stuff you're texting him, though. Well, it's still his home.

I don't get to screen these texts first. You're just firing away. Who knows what you're saying to him. Does he have red receipts on? Yeah. Dude, it's psychotic. I thought everybody had turned those off, but not him. He's a bad boy of iMessage.

Does he ever just want you to know he read something and not respond? All the time. Yeah. He's been breadcrumbing me. That's savage. Dude, that's ruthless. I know. That's cold, man.

I'm like, dude, I thought we were hanging out. I'm going to vote for... Oh, you're scared. You're voting scared right now. See, if I vote against the Wilmamas, I'm going to have to hear about it from them. That's why I voted first. They're just going to bully me on the TL.

I didn't want the onus. I'll vote for Wilmamas. Wow! Wow, you voted against your son. I voted against... You've abandoned your boy! Is the homie in this at all at this point? Is he gone? The homie's been eliminated. No children in the Elite

Eight. Wow. Alright, it's set. We've got eight. Elite Eight, coming to you on Wednesday. And there were eight, guys. Are we going to do Final Four and Championship on Wednesday or save the Championship for Monday? I think Championship needs to get saved for Monday. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay, then.

Yep, we'll do Final Four and Championship next week. Elite eight on Wednesday. Man, it's going to be sad when Bit Madness is over. It's fun. It's a fun ride. They used to call Dylan Elite 8. Wait, why? Why?

I think I know what you're saying, but I don't want to say it. Let's talk about Harry's. Too often, we're choosing between quality and a fair price. I hate having to make that. Being faced with both of those things, it's like, well, I want quality and I want a fair price. You just want both, really. But with Harry's, you don't have to choose. They give you award-winning blades at factory direct prices.

You know what factory direct means? It means that they're directly from the factory. That's big facts. Factory. Mm-hmm. And for a limited time, Harry's is offering their starter set plus free body wash for just $3 at harrys.com slash circling back.

$3 for their starter set? We've all gotten these starter sets in the mail. We have. Yes. Talk about sexy packaging. Harry's takes zero days off when it comes to the branding, and they take even fewer days off when it comes to their actual razors. You know I'm in.

You know I'm in. I don't even need to try the product out. I see that packaging. It's got me. But it just turns out their razor is my favorite. Harry's is amazing. They do a lot of stuff. They deliver a close, comfortable shave at a fair price of only $2 per refill.

You ever go to the store and buy razors at the store? You have to, like, go find someone, open up the case. Oh my God. It's such a beating. And they're like $600. Yeah. And Harry's doesn't do that. You can even go to Target and get Harry's.

You know that? I did not know that. They're everywhere these days. That's very cool. I like Target. I was running low on some shave stuff one day and I was like, oh man, I wish I just had some Harry's. I went to Target.

Harry's was right there. It was awesome. They also believe in quality so much that they brought their own, they bought their own factory in Germany. They're acquiring factories.

That's pretty unique. You don't see that very often. That's a flex too. That's a boss move. We need to buy a factory at some point. Okay. Like a fantasy factory?

Oh. Do you think Rob Dyrdek is trying to sell his? Rest in peace, Big Black. Shouts. Their German factory is one of the select few manufacturers in the world that have mastered technology to create a gothic arch,

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harry's starter set and free body wash for just three dollars at harrys.com circling back that's an over 16 value for just three bucks. Saving $13 there, boys. You'll get a five-blade razor, weighted handle, foaming shave gel, travel cover, and a travel-sized body wash. Think about that.

That's loco. It's an incredibly great deal, but act fast while supplies last. Go to harrys.com slash circling back to redeem your offer. You guys see this volcano out of Iceland?

I'm glad to have Harry's back. I'll just say it. Love Harry's. What's up with this volcano, though? I love Harry's. Hate hair. Okay. Get the hair out of here.

Shave it off. Throw it in the sink. What's up with this? Did you not see the drone footage? Dude, how have you not watched the drone footage of Volcano? I just watched a little of it. Let me guess. You weren't impressed.

You weren't impressed because you thought you could outrun it or something. I mean, I could. Does anybody want to give a stab at the names of these places in Iceland where this all occurred? Yes. Skir. Yes. Dude, Icelandic skir still hits. It's got a high protein content.

Volcano called... No, I don't want to try it. No, I want you to do it. Fagrada's Fall. Near Iceland's capital of... Dude, I think you've crushed that. She posted some fire on the gram. Reykjavik.

I think I feel better about the second one. I think you got closer than I got, but it's the first time the volcano has erupted in 800 years. That's a little bit Fagradarsfall. eye-opening. Fagradarsfall. I crushed it.

I feel like you're getting better and better at it. Yeah. And they have drone footage to prove it. How did this drone survive? I don't know. So call me crazy. Maybe I'm a little. It's just built different.

Call me. Do you think the drone is built different? I mean, I would imagine so. It survived very close to a volcano. Yeah. It was like buzzing the tower. Yeah. People are like huddled around this volcano watching it erupt.

I don't like that. I'm not an expert when it comes to volcanoes erupting, but when I see a volcano erupting, I think my first reaction is to run from this volcano. They're just high-fiving when there's a pop-off. They probably listen to Circling Back and I'm like, all you gotta do is outrun it when it starts to come at you because it doesn't move that fast.

Dude, it moves that fast. It's hot liquid magma. It's lava. It's not fast, dude. How many active volcanoes are there in the U.S.? 116. I'll say 78. No, they're probably like 24.

The Yellowstone one is the one you worry about, right? 169. Oh, nice. That's from the U.S. Geological Survey. They don't know anything. That assesses and monitors hazards at volcanoes within United States and its territories. They can't even look stuff like that up, though. That's in the U.S. or North America?

It says U.S., but, I mean, that's also just based on Google and not an actual click-through article, so it could be wrong. That's not facts, though. Where's the closest volcano? You can't look that up. I know. Where's the closest one? David, you don that up. I know. Where's the closest one? David, you don't know. Here, let me hop on.

How many are in Hawaii? I just typed in volcanoes near me. Would you just ask one question at a time, Dylan? Jesus. What are you seeing? Well, do you know where the majority of volcanoes are in the United States? Hawaii? Alaska.

Dylan's bedroom? Of which there are 141 volcanoes. What? That seems like. Dylan's bedroom. Of which there are 141 volcanoes. What? That seems like a lot of volcanoes. Holy cow. Wait, where? California has 18. Oregon has 17.

Washington, 7. Hawaii only has 5. Utah, 4. Idaho, 4. And New Mexico, 3. How many does Texas have? Several. I don't even know if it's on the list, dog.

You guys don't even have lakes here. We have one. We have one. Literally one. Oh, we've got great lakes up in Michigan. Shut up, dude. Name them all. Name them all right now, dude.

Can you name them all? Huron. Superior. Superior. Erie. Michigan. Michigan. Huron?

Yeah, put some respect on the Huron. Five? Do we name them all? Michigan. Erie. Huron, Blizzy. Oh, you're missing the one. This is pretty embarrassing. Wow, Canadian backers are just screaming right now. I don't care about that.

Lake Ontario. Ontario. Come on, dude. Guys. I probably wouldn't have gotten that, honestly. You give me all day, I wouldn't have gotten that. Which Ontario. Ontario. Come on, dude. Guys. I probably wouldn't have gotten that, honestly. You give me all day, I wouldn't have gotten that. Which one's near the UP? Lake Superior.

Separates the UP from Canada. Or Lake Inferior. Do you guys have any desire to go to Iceland? That seems unnecessary. What are you doing? The name of Lake Superior is so cocky. It's one of the deepest lakes. Is that why?

It's the deepest of the Great Lakes. I know that for sure. You'd never go to the bottom of it. You're right. My head would cave in probably. You know anything about water pressure? You don't know anything, dude. I'm different.

Pressure doesn't do shit to me. We'll see about it. You got on the bottom of a pool. You're the ear guy. You have the ears. You can't just take them. Did you ever get that Taken care of?

Yeah dude I got Some ear drops? Yeah antibiotic ear drops Did you go to a dumpster? Like and get Get some drops Based on how much stuff Was coming out of your ears

I heard the Geographic people Said there might be A volcano in Austin, Texas Remember I talked about They checked my hearing And everything there How'd it go?

I don't know What? Okay That was a Dad joke dude I'm not even a dad yet I go? I don't know. What? Okay. Dad joke, dude. I'm not even a dad yet. I can't be involved in that kind of... Didn't you just pay somebody to put their mouth over your ear and just suck? That's disgusting.

He did suck out some gunk, though. Okay. Stop! I didn't need any of that. Oh, my God. That's what it sounded like. You're the guy that doesn't like mouth noises, and you just did a slurp noise into the microphone for all the people at home. I did, yeah.

Cars are just swerving off the highway right now after hearing that. I'm sorry. You're disgusting. You somehow made the ear suck comment less offensive with that, what you just did. Yeah, you're welcome. I got your back, Dave. Thank you. I can see Chris Pontius doing some kind of challenge called the ear suck.

Dude, how wild is it that the wild boy himself? He was so uncomfortable in that video. Did they ever do any volcano stuff on the wild boy? I think he was probably pretty high. He's perma-stoned at this point. I'm going to go back and watch some wild boys. I know I said that last week, but re-watch the wire, re-watch wild boys. That'd get any better.

Damn. Okay, I just Googled wild boys volcano. re-watch The Wire, re-watch Wild Boys. That'd get any better. Okay, I just googled Wild Boys Volcano, and the description of the episode that comes up is absolutely hilarious. Is this where they ate something and it jacked up Steve-O's stomach? So this is from Costa Rica that aired on May 16, 2004. It says, Chris and Steve-O jump into the jungles of Costa Rica where they encounter a small Central American Indian tribe known as the Malaco who proceed to beat them with poisonous plants. The boys also

praise the Jesus lizards for its ability to walk on water, cook a steak in a volcano mud pit, and groove to the deadly movements of one of the most dangerous snakes in the world, the Fer de Lance. I don't know if that's how you say it. Do they cook a steak in a volcano? Mm-hmm. You've never done that. That's sick. I haven't. if that's how you say it. Do they cook a steak in a volcano? Mm-hmm. You've never done that.

That's sick. I haven't. They only just bring a microwave to the volcano and just fire it up. Toaster. Put it in. I don't have anything else on this volcano other than it's— It's cool footage. I just want to be around a volcano when it's going off in a non-threatening way.

That's the dream. Can we go to Iceland this week? Yes. Do they allow Americans in right now? Wasn't there a certain—didn't it say something right before it erupted? Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust. There it is. That's what it said.

I am betting $1,000 on the soundboard today. When you hear that, you know it's, go the other way. You got to start running. It's about to explode. It's over. Dude, live look at my bracket. Right? Wow. Dude got to start running. It's about to explode. It's over. Dude, live look at my bracket. Right? Wow.

Dude, you crushed that. Dude, I need more bracket content on my timeline. Dude, I don't think I'm going to win this year. How's yours? For like the fifth year in a row, I didn't fill one out. I'm just one of those guys. God, you're boring. Same, dude.

You just watch the games? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's really fun to watch the games without having your bracket hovering over your head and just being like, all right, I'm taking the lower seat. Let's roll. I've really enjoyed it, minus the Texas game.

Really enjoyed watching. Wow, that was a pretty good game. It got down to the wire. You've got to be happy for the wire. It's a good show. Christian, man. We'll talk about that on Too Much Deb. You guys want some Wills breaking news?

Yes. Brett's too busy getting grams off in Lake Tahoe. Must be nice. Actually, he hasn't put one on the main feed yet. He's probably clamoring

for one right now. Oh, yeah. Is that why he's not in the studio this morning? He was just like, he took an extra night. You guys want UFOs, racing, or donuts?

Ooh, donuts. I know two of these already. Cool. Don't ruin the segment. Cool, Mr. Fucking. Just fucking share it. You know two of these already. Cool. Don't ruin the segment. Cool, Mr. Fucking. Just fucking share it. You know, Krispy Kreme's giving away a free donut to everyone that's vaccinated. You can get a donut a day every day for the year.

That's good. Just tank your immune system as you test it with the virus. You know, America has an obesity problem, David. You hear about this? Yeah, it's very serious. I know. It affects millions of people. But having said that, that has an obesity problem, David. You hear about this? Yeah, it's very serious. I know. It affects millions of people. But having said that, that's a bomb-ass donut.

They know what they're doing. Do you guys want to hear a response to this tweet? This woman has a very Karen-looking Twitter avatar. She says, no thanks. Not an incentive for people to eat sugar and add empty calories to their already unhealthy eating habits. It's not an empty calorie. She said, what's next? Free cigarettes or a shot and a beer?

Hmm. That sounds tight. This emoji. Dude, cigarettes and shots and beer. If there's a company out there that's giving out free cigarettes and shots and beers to people that are vaccinated, then I want to be a part of that company. That'd be a wild, wild play. Ooh, I can't wait until you get to season two of The Wire.

People getting shot and drinking beers? They give away cigarettes and beer? The guys who work on the docks, let's just say they're— No spoilers. I'm not, but I'm just saying that there's some— their bar behavior is something you'll probably enjoy watching. Does anybody get caught? Yeah, it's The Wire.

Yeah. I got donuts yesterday for a little guy. We gave ourselves a little time. Cool, then you voted him out of bracket madness. Or whatever it is. He's not going to know about it. I'm going to tell him that you voted against him. Do you guys want racing or UFOs?

UFOs. I think I know the UFO story, but let's hear it. Dude, big UFO shit coming out of the U.S. government. This is upcoming Pentagon report will detail difficult to explain UFO sightings. They know the people are clamoring for it. A forthcoming government report will reveal evidence of UFOs breaking the sound barrier

without a sonic boom and other difficult to explain phenomena. How's that possible? You're a big fan of the word phenomena, right? How can you break the sound barrier without hearing it? There's no boom. You're going to have to ask the aliens that. Because I don't think the government has a good way to explain this. Yeah, it's kind of the issue, Dylan. There are a lot more sightings than have been made public.

Well, duh. John Ratcliffe, the top intelligence officer under President Donald Trump, told Maria Bartiromo. Some of these have been declassified. You're killing it here. Rolls right off the tongue this is you know we knew we knew they're releasing this stuff but it's so it's interesting the the the lead up to it and how they're kind of desensitizing us to what may be to come isn't that like to what easiest way to get people on your side is to start declassifying alien shit probably do classic never mind i was gonna try to do the thing too many syllables it didn't work i know i got cut

up in all the syllables yeah i see where you're going because of the sean but classification no reading i think we're good yeah i mean once they declassify it though we would be reading the reports right damn you're right yeah's going to read it for us. Okay. You guys want the racing news? Yeah. Oh, it's race week, baby! Dave, you're going to be an F1 boy this year.

Let's go! I'm making sure of it. F1 is so tight. I'm making sure of it. To be honest, if you're not familiar, F1 does start this upcoming weekend. It's going to be very exciting. Drive to Survive was released on Netflix this past weekend, and I've only watched the first two episodes because I'm trying to extend the pleasure.

Oh, edging. How many epis are there? I'm edging the series. Hard to say. I think 10. They don't show George Russell's race from last season, which is a little frustrating. Dumb. Stupid.

But overall, it's been a great series so far. It's the easiest way to get into a very fun sport. They should be a Haas fan, Haas racing fan. Why? Because they suck. Damn, dude. I'm already in on the Red Bull team. Yeah, because you like an underdog story, right?

Absolutely. He likes Van – what's his – Van Stappen? Verstappen? Verstappen. Dude, you need to remember that. If you're going to be an F1 guy, that can't be a name that you just forget. I know, I know. You call him by his first name.

You're just all about – Seb. Seb and stuff. He's Max. You like Max Verstappen. Yeah, I'm a big Verstappen boy. Yeah. Everyone knows that.

We were just talking about it before the pod about people talking about him by their first name. You can't be like a Seb guy. I want to be a Ferrari guy. They stink, though. I know. But, like, I've always been a Ferrari guy. I'm a Ferrari family guy. Shout out to Okie State.

Oh, yeah, that guy. A.J. Ferrari. A.J. Ferrari. A.J. Ferrari slaps. That dude's a problem. Are you going to be in this season, Dave? Yeah, I will. If it means we can do some content. Are you going to be in this season, Dave? Yeah, I will. If it means we can do some content.

Are you going to catch up, though? You want us first two? I don't know. Just send me the link. No, just watch the most recent one. You're going to need to do some looking stuff up. I know we're anti-looking stuff up because you can't. But you're going to have to do some.

I'll send you some resources for what to look forward to this year. If you send it to me, I will watch it. These cars, David, they're just so finely tuned, man. You know? Yeah, I get it. It's a real piece of machinery there. The timing of this couldn't be more perfect. I know everyone was really upset in the too much dip world when the sailing stopped,

when the America's Cup finally came to a close and New Zealand won, and now that we have this other thing. I think I'm just going to start, like, horseshoeing myself into too much dip with just, like like Euro sports segments every week. Let's talk F1, man. Do it. Let me watch a couple of Eppies.

Okay. Well, I put the wire in a hole so you can catch up. Dave, too. You got to pee, too. I have to pee, too. Let's get out of here, then. I'm about to blow my pants, dude.

I think we should do another segment. Nope. Vainty face kid. No, get out of here. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Vainty Face Kid No get out of here Bye