Circling Back - Black Tie Jubi Slides

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the wash media headquarters in austin texas my name is will defries it's left, David Ruff. I'm getting geared up for South by. Check out this email I just got. You know it's on when I'm getting these emails. I haven't gotten any emails yet. Subject line, attending South by Southwest? Question mark. Okay. I don't know this person. Let's check it out. Hey, David. We are hosting an event during south by southwest on march 9th for investors and founders sick here's a code for a free ticket it's for founders and investors only again um here's a link to reserve a spot have a good one again i don't know this person where's the where's the throwdown yeah yeah are they gonna have like you wanna? Are they going to have like... Oh, you want to know?

Is T-Pain going to be there? Well, let me tell you. Dude, they're going to have an ODB hologram there. Okay. The first word that just came up on the screen when Dave clicked on that was just posh. Founder and investor. Ooh, it's posh. They're calling it founder and investor speed dating.

Please go to a speed dating event, David. But I don't think it's actual dating. I think it where like well maybe it is speed pitches you find a money guy there maybe i'll find love dude let's let's do a south by event in a batting cage and call it fast speed pitch and we just have people go pitch us their business while they're in a batting cage where is uh where's vuca you don't know where vuca is vu VUCA It's the hottest new underground club In East Austin East Austin original VUCA It's on North Lamar

We're not doing South by Vince on North Lamar That's swagless Call me VUCA Donchich No Dylan Chivery I'm not gonna go Very happy to be here I did make one mistake Dylan Chivary. I'm not going to go. Maybe I will. Very happy to be here.

I did make one mistake Friday, and that was telling Randy that he was too scared to hit the Juby slide. Big mistake. I've got more on that later. Big mistake. I've got more on that later. But it's going to be a great week. Our fundraiser closes this week. It's also content week for those who weren't aware.

It's YouTube week, dude. We got the YouTubes back. It's also YouTube week. Don't bury the lead. A lot of good things are happening right now. I'm very excited. I want you to put the word out there that we back up. That's right.

Go ahead, do it. Yeah, put the word out there that we're back up. We're back up. Specifically? The Circling Back YouTube page channel is back up. Not to brag. You can see our handsome faces once again. This was such great Friday news ahead of a wedding.

It was. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have more anxiety about this than I was letting on. You handled it well because I was personally anxious, but I was like, man, Will doesn't seem to be as this than I was letting on. You handled it well because I was personally anxious, but I was like, man, Will doesn't seem to be as worried. I was very worried. Honestly, I can't believe I'm saying this. The reason I wasn't publicly as worried is because I knew it didn't rest on my shoulders to fix it.

I knew that I wasn't going to be able to fix it. And so I knew that you and Randy were on it. I knew that Randy has no give up in these situations and that he was going to handle it. And I knew that if you need to swoop in with some lawyer terminology, we were going to be just absolutely cooking with the people on the other end. We stared down YouTube's legal department. I also had a Slack conversation the day that it happened with Brett about where I need to have my appropriate anxiety levels regarding this and brett told me pretty much don't worry about it and i was like i can't i can't not i don't know if a friend of the show um shout out to backer lindsey she's she's having an all-time 2024 i don't know if this is directly connected to um her helping us but even if not we we thank you and um fred on madam i mean she she's the reason

i have the pga tour video game and she's the reason that we might have our youtubes back so like lindsey you're my backer of 2024 right now gogs to lindsey that's huge dogs dude randy gogs thank you good you're hitting them with the Phil Mickelson today. You're in that all black polo. Oh, shit. Oh, this is my rollback, John. My first time taking it out for a spin. I can tell.

You got the little crease on the arm. Oh, shit. I do, huh? Kind of J-boning this. Hey, backer 20 will get 20% off if you want the same look. Hey, cop the look. Every single time I put something on a hanger, I think to myself,

I cannot believe Dylan would rather do this than fold it. Every single time. I'm not kidding. Really? If I have to put 12 things on the hanger, every single time I put one of those things on, I think Dylan's an idiot. Where do you put all your folded shit?

I mean, I have a big ass dresser. Like big. And it's loaded with- That sets you back. It's loaded with my workout shorts. It's a damage on a dresser of that size. And my tech tees and my socks and my undies. It's loaded with... That sets you back. It's loaded with my workout shorts. Yeah, what's the damage on a dresser of that size? And my tech tees and my socks and my undies. It's loaded.

I don't know where you put all your shit. I've had... The last two places I've lived... Last three places I've lived have had a lot of shelving within the closet. Dude, daddy'd just be hanging anything. Oh, dude. I hit him top shelf. Okay.

Shelving. I went down on this one. Hang it all. That's my guy. That's my guy that's my guy him anyway boy i bet there's some bend in that closet bar it's so fucking annoying probably quite bendy like that's right do you probably stretch out the collar and load it from the top are you fucking oh i do i do love from the top yeah yeah how do you load it from the top that's no i don't know yeah that's fine i might need like i might just need a tutorial on how to do hangers you ever notice a stretched out collar on me probably not

i don't think you need a tutorial on how to do hangers i think i'm doing it wrong because i can't see a scenario where it's easier to use a hanger than it is to fold i hate hangers, personally. I'm out of room. To address quickly a thread on our subreddit, I don't believe I'm dating the Rainy Street Ripper, but I can't completely rule it out either. If the Rainy Street Ripper was, one, dating you,

that would be some electric content for us two um it would it would really be a big zag uh in terms of being a female versus a male because i've always assumed it's been a male this entire time that's a headline that's toxic yeah well when you think serial killer you think right i don't know yeah i i just assume that dead people are just getting killed by dudes. Guys are more... Dudes be killing. Dudes kill more than... I don't know if that's statistically true, but it feels accurate. Dudes kill more than men.

Wow, dude. Okay. Can you speak to Gone Girl? Jump to conclusions, Matt. I can't speak to Gone Girl. Didn't kill anybody, though, from my recollection. Gone Girl not dead. She comes back at the end, I think, right?

She does. I don't know. She does. I was way too in her in that movie for someone who was just covered in blood and really making people's life hell. The final twist was she shows up and she goes, this girl ain't gone. And everybody's like. I'm attracted to women that I'm like a little scared of. Just a little bit, you know?

It would have been cool if she showed up at the end and just said, let's go on, girl. would have been cool if she showed up at the end just said let's gone girl man shania feel like a gone girl then on the screen it's just ben affleck sick dude ben affleck is guy who had a fair in a fair with emrata oh yeah how could i forget she she peeled the top in that movie. Chill out, dude. Just saying that happened. Chill out. It's a fact.

Chill out. Something creepy about peel. Yeah. It just sounds like slow and sticky. You made it weird. Like when you peel an orange. Slow and sticky? Yeah, when you peel something.

Maybe when you watch that movie, you fucking. Well, yeah. Has Alyssa tried the orange peel challenge on you yet? See if you're a good husband or not no she hasn't i what is it you peel it you peel it for her or something yeah the the wife records the husband and asks him to peel an orange for her and based on his reaction to peeling the orange you know what kind of husband you have in front of you so a not so great husband like you peel it yourself. Yeah.

You think I am. Yeah. I'm going to get my fingers all sticky. Dylan, didn't you have a lemon peel party? No, dude. Yeah, dude. I had people over and we just peeled lemons. Okay.

What the fuck? We made lemonade. Didn't some dude show up with limes and you were like, get out of here? Lemons have the same effect, but it's not as bad. Dude, I'll be honest. I've drank a lot of citrus in the sun before, and I've never gotten burned before, Playboy. That'd be a cool song title. I've developed an allergy, Will.

Citrus in the sun? I've developed an allergy. All right? We're drinking citrus in the sun. If you want to bring one to the stew and try it out on me, I'll let you do it. Just to prove to the world. I might just start getting cocky with it it's like that kid at lake travis who put peanuts on that his teammate dude what's his problem he's fucking a little bit far my guy that's a big story around these parts hey he's just a kid he's lost in a nightmare it's just a

kid he's still gonna get he's He's like a legit D1 talent. He's going to end up at Texas. No, he's not. They're not going to not recruit him. Texas has stopped recruiting. Nah, it's bullshit. You're right. He tried to kill a kid.

It wasn't. It was, we're having fun. You can't be putting peanut butter. Dude, put it. They had a conversation with the kid. So like, what happens if you touch peanut butter? He goes, well, I could actually like die. I'm not allergic to it.

The next day, kid shows up in his locker and there are like peanuts falling out of his cleats like his his whole locker was covered in peanuts that reminds me of billy madison when he opens this locker and then it's just a bunch of hay that falls out dude i liked it or his manure i liked it in muddy ducks 3 when they just froze the dude's jerseys that was sick yeah you should not put peanuts anywhere near your friend with a peanut hour so my buddy's girlfriend ex-girlfriend now uh she put i was drunk and she put peanut butter on my beard while i was sleeping that's sick it was infuriating i i never talked to her again and when i found out they broke up i was happy yeah dude it took me three days to get the smell of peanut butter out

of my mustache was the idea was there a dog nearby is that was that the prank no okay there was no there were no animals on the premises it was just a just a peanut it's fourth of july uh some people are sleeping already let's go put peanut butter on their face dave i was thinking the prank would be the dog would just lick his face you know yeah i get it well like i would it's it was such a scummy little move like why like why peanut butter what kind of peanut butter it was such a scummy little move. Like, why peanut butter? What kind of peanut butter? It was not crunchy. Was it Jif? I don't fucking know, dude.

What would be the worst Jif to have? Just it playing over and over on your mustache and your beard. I don't know. That's Jif. I can't stop thinking about the video of the girl at, like, Waffle House or wherever the hell she is where she's going like this. Waiting for the food to arrive. Have you guys seen it? Oh, my God. It's been the worst, dude.

Pull it up, Randy. She's ruined everything. I truly haven't seen it. She doesn't deserve happiness in this world. It's one of the toughest watches ever. It's been living in my head for the entire weekend because for some reason it's been on my TL. Imagine being there and witnessing that live.

No, the girl that witnessed it live that's in the background of it handled it exactly how you need to handle it's been on my TL. Imagine being there and witnessing that live. No, the girl that witnessed it live, that's in the background of it, handled it exactly how you need to handle it. She's my hero. She looked like she wanted to throw up all over her booth. Yes. She looked like the lady in the band, the SNL band, while Shane did his...

Call him Shane. Dude. While he did his monologue. Dude, let's talk about Shane. Do you have a beat on this video, Randy? Are you going to be able to find this? Because I know that it's a vague video to request immediately. So I want to give you the proper time.

I unfortunately very remember happy food dance is what the caption is. So I'm pulling it up now. Dave. Get ready to vomit. Is this cringe? Yes, dude, Dave. It's probably the most cringy video I could think of. Yeah, it's a poster child for cringe talk.

And that's just playing in your beard 24-7. That's off. Yes, that's playing within the, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I hate this person. The person in the background is the MVP. This is Waffle House?

You found it on Facebook. I'm landmine. It's IHOP. Okay. I support both of those. Just get ready for this, Dave. Ready? Here Lad Bible. It's IHOP. Okay. I support both of those. Just get ready for this, Dave. Ready? Here he goes.

What's her at? Oh, my God. Oh, look. Shout out to Lad Bible, by the way. Yeah, they probably purchased rights to this video for like $12,000, and now it's just everywhere. Look at all that. There's so much sugar on that plate, too.

Man, if you're that excited to eat pancakes. I'm not here to slander these pancakes. The pancakes, they look good. Yeah. Out of everything in this video, I can't talk any booty chatter about that. Look at her. Look at her face.

It's just the worst, Dave. She really thought she was doing content here. She wanted people to see this. She's doing numbers, and people have seen it. Dude, Ravel posted her impressions, and it's pretty crazy what she's made. Yeah. She gave IHOP,op like four million dollars in free advertising yeah that that is not good can we get some announcements out of the way yeah obviously our youtube's back please go subscribe now is the best time to subscribe

youtube.com circling back don't even know how we got that url it's a great url youtube.com circling back tomorrow on the patreon we're doing got that URL. It's a great URL. YouTube.com slash circling back. Tomorrow on the Patreon, we're doing Randy's Game Show, if I'm not mistaken. Yes, we are. Brett will be producing as he got last place, which means you got the circling back, boys, just vying for the number one spot. It should be exciting.

And we got a new leader in the clubhouse when it comes to this whole fundraiser that we got going on leader in the clubhouse when it comes to this whole fundraiser that we got going on on fun leaf. Yeah. So Washington DC has showed up in a big, big way last week. Dude, they decided that, you know what? Fuck this. Was there a coordinated effort here?

I don't know. Is this a targeted attack? Because it all happened very quickly. There was a one, a one K donator. And then a few days later, 500 from someone else, both to Washington. Dude, Washington is just turning out. They are currently leading by about $1,000. It's not the worst revelation to happen.

If any city is going to come swoop in, I kind of like that it's DC. Question. I'll fuck with DC heavy. Is it fair to allow such a big donation when we previously cut down a different one? I'm glad you said something, David. The difference here is that the person who made the initial $5,000 donation reached out and specifically asked for most of that to be moved over to the general fund. So I will say we leave as is. I think for now we leave as is that's the official

ruling in my opinion what are what do you say to the people that are saying that they want to drain the swamp and then uh cover the hole with a hot dog while we're in washington dc yeah you're using the the dog as a is it plug is this all a ploy to get Al Gliss to Washington? It's not the worst thing to ever happen. Is that what's going on here? If we have a meetup in Washington, D.C., you have to assume that there will be someone in a suit slash hot dog costume. It might be me.

It might be me. New York is still Wellington's striking distance, and so is Seattle, obviously. So this thing is far from over. Again, Thursday is the last day. Yeah, leap day. Thursday is the last day. We've actually extended February to get more donations.

Did you know if you're born on a leap day, the DMV won't put that date? They will put the next day, the next actual day. Is that true? Yeah, heard that this morning. Did not know that. Kind of weird. Did you also know that for just the small fee of $99, you can go to the founder investor speed dating South by party?

They want you to pay $100 to go to this party. Oh, I thought you got a free spot. Yeah, but think about that small investment, Dave. Think about the small investment in that and how much of a ripple effect that can have. Have you ever seen Butterfly Effect starring Ashton Kutcher? Big ripple guy. If you would like to donate to this campaign, and again, all funds are going to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. I think that's how the official name goes.

St. Jude. St. Jude. St. Jude. We will put a link in the bio. Yeah, the link stays in that bio because Randy puts it there. We'll also tweet it, I'm sure, this week. It is the last week again. Thursday is the last day.

And let's get these numbers up. Let's pump them up. Dave's got to lock in real quick because he's having a tech issue over here. What's wrong, Davey boy? Dude, he's getting an error message for the old rundown. Page unresponsive. It's tough, man. This is...

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free shipping and free shipping with code steam at usejoymode.com slash steam. Great sex solved naturally. Dylan, what did you do this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will. I had just a mega weekend. Big time, of course kicked off friday with the barrett wedding fantastic time black tie the boys showed up dressed out everyone looked good hot crowd

randy hit the juvie slide 400 times 400 times he was doing it in the side he wasn't on the dance floor he was just by the bar just like the juvie slide why did you wait so long to do the juvie slide dude like like you waited way too long to do the juvie slide and all i heard was excuses leading up to it um no comment that no no you were you sore the next day for like oh i'm my ankles are still very much hurt i'm limping it's a very hard dance on the ankles that i am in a lot of pain but uh i don't know every single time i went to go do it something happened like like barrett or barrett and laura went out there to do a dance like well i'm not gonna go do it while they're doing is that why

you hit the side the side room by the bar i was practicing out there yeah it was a smaller dance floor than i expected to i i give your Juby slide a 7 out of 10. Well, that's better than the people voted on my Instagram story. 7 out of 10. What'd they vote on the Instagram story? I think it was 64 to 36. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. I mean, tough crowd. It was a good Juby slide. It didn't look like you were levitating. You didn't hit it like the Gen Z kids hit it. No, no. I tried doing the air walk one.

It was way too hard to learn. So I just went with the original slide one where it looks like you're gliding across instead of levitating. So I kind of remember you doing it. Question. Were there any like non-content, non-online people that were watching and just like, what was that? Like, what did you just do there? Yeah. A lot of people are like, whoa, that looked cool.

What are you doing? I like tried to explain everything and just didn't really work. It's a new viral dance sensation. Pretend I'm one of those people and you're you and you just did it. Hey, what was that? I've never seen such a dance move. I would say, hey, this is called the Juby slide. And then I would show them a video that I had saved on my phone.

And they're like, this is what it's supposed to look like. You actually were showing people the video? Okay. Yeah, on standby in case people were confused. Hey, for context. Yeah. My Saturday was about parks. He had tryouts Saturday morning.

Baseball, that is. Kid was nervous, man, real nervous. But but he got through it i'm proud of him he hung in there what does a baseball little league tryout look like yeah they um they play a little catch they they basically do a scrimmage okay they he gets a certain amount of pitches and then he goes to the field after that and they just kind of throw him around then he this is kid pitch so they actually had him throw from the mound to all of them. And the draft actually is today. They do like an actual draft.

They grade all the players and do a draft. Snake or auction. So we'll find out. We'll find out here pretty soon which team he's on. Dude, auction would be sick. Then later that day, he had a birthday party at a place called Austin's Park and Pizza. Oh, I thought you said the police called.

And I was like, what? Yeah, a birthday party. That must have been a lit party and uh he had he had a big time they had a sleepover that night with his best buds just a big weekend and then sunday we went picked up a ps5 shit he had been saving money for it he put his own money down and i covered the difference dude's got a ps5 he's in the game man he just living the life right now yeah if he needs any head if he needs any headset recommendations your boy just copped some swag pair so okay i'll let him know yeah yeah what uh what is austin park and pizza what randy i didn't realize that you

didn't have a ps5 ready so now you got one yeah so you're gonna dive into hell with us no i will not do that also i have a PS4 to give to somebody. If anyone knows a deserving person who wants a PS4, I'm happy to donate it to somebody. Honestly, I have one too. Maybe there's a kid out there who would love one. If you know someone like legit, let me know and I will make that happen for them.

I'll ship it myself. Yeah, but let us know because I'm currently not using mine. I offered it to people who I thought might want it, and they turned me down. Let me know. I could sell it for, I don't know, $75 so I could just give it to someone. I'd rather do that. So let me know.

Yeah, I'd rather give it. On my PS4, Dave? And bring a story with it. Let me know why they deserve it. And that's it, man. It's an awesome, awesome weekend. It's a savvy move to play your Zoc card on the Saturday of your birthday weekend because then you can also play it on the Sundayay of your birthday weekend to answer your question awesome

parking pizza they have like bumper boats and go-karts and there's an arcade and bowling alley it's just massive place in pflugerville it's a flu dude crazy catch it and they have a pizza it's not the official motto restaurant inside it's cool it's cool he had a good time what'd that boy get into? Shout out to the Dudleys. Lovely wedding. Barrett and Laura, lovely couple. Great time.

You know, you go into these things with a plan. You're like, man, I'm trying to do this thing where I don't really, like, drink a bunch of different types of alcohol. It's a little bit difficult in a wedding, especially when there's a surprise espresso martini bar. It's a good surprise. And when you look over and see that, you're like, well, I'm not going to just not get one.

It would be kind of, I'd be a bad guess. I'd be a bad friend if I didn't. I think you'd be a bad guess if you didn't get three. I had a couple. I also had a couple of ranch waters. I also had a couple of beers. Did you kill somebody? Also had a couple of red I also had a couple beers did you kill somebody? also had a couple red wines

yeah did you you didn't kill anybody did you? no okay alright just making sure

had to ask it'd be embarrassing if you didn't we didn't ask wait why did I I didn't knock the wait what? you could be the

you could be the rainy ripper because the rainy street ripper he drinks ranch waters a lot of them that's why he doesn't remember killing people oh right right right they find a lot of lime juice Wait, what? You could be the rainy ripper. Because the rainy street ripper, he drinks ranch waters. A lot of them. That's why he doesn't remember killing people. Oh, right, right, right. They find a lot of lime juice on all the victims. I thought I missed another body.

Best bad Saturday, very hungover. Great Sunday. Why? Play golf, 8 a.m. Not something I typically do, although I have played weirdly two rounds of golf on Sunday this year. Uh, makes me feel like,

uh, my dad, cause he, when I was a kid, he used to play, uh, early Sunday and I remember him getting home anyway. Uh,

shout out to Randall who I actually played a round of golf with for the first time ever. Uh, you look like you were, you were struggling. It was probably my second worst round of golf ever, yeah. And then I realized that you had done 15 juby slides the two nights prior.

And it's always what Dylan knows about doms. And your doms set in. You have to drink. And I, you know, shout out to an upcoming sponsor. I didn't have an early bird. I like playing around an early bird. And I forgot to have one in my bag. Dude, I saw Dave slide into a nice little 88.

Ooh. Playmaker. What did I do? You know I live on that gin app, dog. If I see the boys draw on the course, I'm going to be checking that gin app later that day to see what people are doing. Did it drop me?

I don't know. Let's check it out. I don't have the live stats on your handicap, unfortunately. Let's see what it did. Oh, I'm still at 12.9. That's not good. No, it was fun. I rode with Dan, played with Brett and Randy.

It was just a good round of golf. We were a sub-four-hour round on a Sunday. That's great. That's so excellent. Greens weren't great. Nope. Got to tell you, you know the little tiny weeds, and you're kind of playing and bumping them off there?

Yeah. We had a little bit of that going. But yeah, it was good. Last night, watched Curb. Did you watch Curb? I haven't watched Curb yet. It's a good Curb. It's a good one.

Also, two episodes deep in 1883. Second episode, not quite as strong as the first. Okay. Okay. Going to stick with it. So are you going to watch 1883 and then lead your way up to season one of Yellowstone? No, I'm going to go into 1923 or whatever. Okay.

And then I'm going to do season one when it's all said and done. Perfect. Perfect. It's a perfect circle. Yeah. It makes sense. And that's it, man. Saturday was tough.

We were doing a Guinness and Peroni back and forth. Yeah, I saw you doing that on the TL. I'm one of the lucky people that has an entry into your Be Real, and I have to say I was very impressed with your measures. Yeah, thank you. What about you? You know, I had a great time at the Dudley wedding. Who's everyone's MVP?

great time at the dudley wedding uh who's everyone's mvp um my mvp was the dj who was absolutely swagging off of the off the dance floor absolute swagger hound that guy that that guy's fit was out of this world crazy i forgot who it was maybe micah who said he looked like he was he was dressed as the dick in a box guys yeah Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's a very, yeah. Yeah. Great call, Micah. Yeah. Yeah, great call. Was the saxophonist with him or was that acquired?

Okay, saxophonist needs to be talked about, yeah. Because she was there and I didn't know if they came as a tandem. I don't know. So they had a saxophonist and she was just laying down licks, like two songs that were being played by the DJ. Yeah. It was beautiful. It was pretty impressive.

Love seeing a good saxophonist out there. If you can get bonus sax in a late night espresso martini jug, like I'm in. No one's having a bad time. That short rib was gas. Dude, I had the crispy skin salmon. Are you kidding me? You missed out on the short rib player.

Oh, wee. Yeah, it was great. Randy, you waited a little too long to juby slide like you could have really turned it up early like i'm happy you did it i'm impressed you know how to juby slide we can confirm that now i i was going to do it earlier the first time i was going to a dance floor there was a accident on the dance floor there was an accident i was like oh well this would be inappropriate it would be it would be borderline inappropriate yeah um yeah good thing you didn't do it then right what the fuck i was i was going then i noticed I was like, oh, well, this would be inappropriate. It would be borderline inappropriate. Yeah.

Yeah. Good thing you didn't do it then, right? What the fuck? I was going and then I noticed what was going on. I'm like, all right, I'm going to wait like 30 minutes, an hour after this. Give it time to breathe. Randy gets my Renaissance Man of the Year Award or of the Wedding Award. I did witness Randy tipping out bartenders with $5 bills. Huge.

He packed his pledge pack. He had an Altoids tin. Had four cigarettes, a box of matches, gum. Anyone need anything, I was there for you. Dude, he was cooking. I brought cigarettes and didn't smoke a single one. Dude, I did the same thing. I think you bringing them, I brought some that I had acquired a long time ago with the hopes that you would want one, and then it would make me do it with you.

And then when I found out you brought some, it took the pressure off to go do it, and then suddenly we just weren't doing it. We're all talk, dude. We're soft. Wait a minute. I think I was the only one that smoked a cig. I walked out to go to my Uber, and Ray, you were sitting out there by yourself smoking a cig. Hell yeah, Ray. That was my second cig.

That's so sick. By himself. I was waiting for my Uber, and I was you were sitting out there by yourself hell yeah that's my second that's so sick by himself i was waiting for my uber and i was just in my tux dude uber drivers love it when you're just ripping a cig as they pull up and you get in their car you probably got that four rating dude oh we had a great conversation i had a great saturday obviously i woke up watched the uh scotland lads just take it to England as one. Hashtag love rugby. Big rugby guy these days. I went somewhere on Saturday. I've never been before in Austin, Texas.

I went to Top Notch Burger. You have to know Top Notch Burger. Of course. It's a very famous spot. It was in Dazed and Confused. Old Austin staple, man. I was craving a burger. I was having my second burger of the year.

I wanted to make sure I went somewhere I'd never been before. Went there. It was good. I would go my second burger of the year. I wanted to make sure I went somewhere I'd never been before. Went there. It was good. I would go back. They have really classic fries. I was told to get onion rings there, and I didn't get any onion rings. I haven't been in 15 years. It was fine.

You can tell that that burger has been grilled on a grill that has grilled a million burgers prior to it. Yeah. That's a compliment. Okay. Where is it located? North Burnett. Burnett Road? Yeah.

You wouldn't know anything about burning it, dude. Get out of here. Do you even burn it? Stop. Dude, then yesterday, it was Lobster Roll Sunday. I was actually going to go hit Flavia's food truck. You guys familiar with her? She's across the way.

I was craving some of it. A lot of traffic. So I decided to pivot early. Went and got a Lobster Roll solo. Had one single beer. It was a delightful experience. And then I had the absolute gift fall in my lap of a John Mayer vinyl that I've been looking for for a while, just showed up at Waterloo. It turned into a great Sunday lunch. Great Sunday lunch. You guys want to come over and listen to it with me? Yeah, for sure, dude.

Cool. Cool. I'll hit you up. We can take like an early bird and we can just listen to it. You can catch a vibe. Cool, cool. I'll hit you up. We can take like an early bird and we can just listen to it. We can catch a vibe. That sounds fantastic. Okay. Early bird. I'm letting you jump into it. I don't want to step on it. Oh, wow.

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You know we love that flavor tweak. Oh, yeah. Flavor tweak. know we love that flavor tweak oh yeah play or tweak uh on the timeline this weekend uh you guys might have seen i don't know that shane gillis hosted saturday night live yeah i watched tl was popping i watched i watched uh the next day it's the first time i've watched saturday night live in its entirety start to finish at 10 30 10 35 whatever in potentially like 20 years i've watched every single snl except for one in the last probably eight years i don't ride for it i can't vouch that it's always good i can't say that it's it's not bad because there's a lot of bad skits that happen i recognize

very few hosts on the show which tells you a lot i don't i just don't watch it anymore i did watch about 20 and 25 minutes of it on saturday the glazing that was happening on the timeline for shane gillis is unlike anything i've ever seen before he's very popular right now like i i just have never seen people act like their best friend from high school was hosting Saturday Night Live when it's a dude that you've never met before. Yeah. He's kind of got the everyman quality that people relate to. I think he's hilarious. And I did think it was appointment television, even though I did not actually watch it like it was appointment television.

But it was always going to be an episode I watched front to back. I need dudes on the timeline to stop referring to him simply as Shane. For me, that extends to all famous people. Yeah. Okay, but if I say Norm, like, dude, I miss Norm. You know, Norm's got decades of backing behind his body of work. Bigger resume. You're right.

Sports, this bugs me in sports, too. Oh, dude. Like, UT athletes. Pat. Oh're right. Sports. This bugs me in sports too. Oh, dude. Like UT athletes. Pat. Oh, dude. Patrick's going to be about to win. Pat's about to be the GOAT. We're not doing first names.

Yeah. You're not. Unless you are personal friends with this person, please don't do that. Okay. Okay. I watched, when I watched this, this is like unlike any, and you know, it's funny I said Norm, because Norm had a similar where he got fired from the show where he was actually like a staple on the show and then came back to host it like a year and a half later. That sounds like a boring skit where Norm McDonald was just a staple. And Rob Schneider's the stapler?

Yeah. Okay, that's very confusing. It was weird because you know like the story, you guys know the backstory on why he got fired before. Okay. And so they kind of lean into that. Don't look it up, David. A little bit. Right.

So the audience, I don't know how familiar the audience was with him and his actual comedic stylings, which I love, by the way. But the weirdest thing was on Twitter, how it kind of turned into like a culture war team event where you got people just rooting and like if you if he had a joke in the monologue that didn't land you'd have people like arguing about the joke in real time i'm like man just let it breathe just don't go into it watching it don't ruin shane gillis there's a there's a there's a breed of people who is i feel like they're turning stand-up comedy into like sports, where

they have their team, and they ride for it way too hard. It's like, alright guys, this is just stand-up comedy. You're just supposed to laugh for a little bit. It's like, oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's like... Okay, SNL has some issues. SNL has some issues, but the people out there that were complaining about it are kind of

complaining about nothing here. They never bring the host on for the first skit.'s just simply not happening the first skit was pretty poor it was they rarely bring the host on and i never thought they would actually bring him on i are and i did i mean it just it just rarely rarely happens it missed the monologue i didn't i thought it was great just because it was it was clearly him doing what he does really well. And that's kind of feeling out, seeing what he's going to get away with. And kind of like... He does that look...

That's his thing. And I thought his family being there and him kind of roasting his dad was funny. He did some of his material from his special. Did that surprise you? It surprised me. A little bit. I was shocked that he did that it just seemed it seemed like he wouldn't go back to that well i'm wondering if he kind of realized what he had planned wasn't

working yeah or what and so he was like i'm gonna fall back into this i don't know i still thought it was a funny monologue i did too i thought it was funny but also like just the amount of people who like were sitting there with their with their pom-poms, just wait. They're like, nope, this is good, and ready to go to battle online about it. I just think dunking on SNL at this point is the lowest form of dunking on a show because it's just the easiest thing to do. It's really easy to do.

I was shockingly unfamiliar with the cast. I knew a couple of the ladies. I'm unfortunately very familiar with the cast. I knew a couple of the ladies, familiar with the cast i knew a couple of the ladies and i did find them to be good i did i think maybe this will you said they do this from time to time the best sketch was the limu imu i i truly think that they just cut really funny sketches and release them online for the online bump of things and not like they are they already know they have enough material to fill a show i truly think that they the only reason it was cut was just because you

knew it was going to do really well for social stuff yeah and it's fucking crushing it's the most it's the most uh tweeted thing that i've seen from it rarely in this office will someone put on a sketch and then everybody will come watch it over their shoulder and it actually like hits but we did that over his dylan shoulder this was good are we gonna okay so there are a lot of people saying that it's going to be like the highest rated episode that snl's ever seen or they've seen in a really long time it's going to be a big uptake do do we think sweeney has it in her next week to outdo shane gillis should he actually have good ratings for this casey musgraves and sydney sweeney i think it falls just short of shane i my boy Shane. I think,

I don't know. I want to see someone do a comparison of like, okay, here's a funny comedian who should do really well and has a really popular fan base. And here's a really good looking actress who doesn't traditionally do comedy. Spacey Casey, also the musical guest. Facts. She dropped a candle this weekend. Yeah. I liked her old candle a lot. I'm sure the new one's good. Not a big fan of boy smells. Put that out there. The ops hate this.

I'm excited for Casey, though. She won't get the... I kind of skip 21's performances. I usually skip 90% of SNL performances. He had some ballerinas oh that's tight we're good um hey can i say that the weekend update is usually the best thing about the show i i really enjoy them yeah i didn't like i gotta admit i wasn't the biggest fan of of michael che and michael what's his name? Other dude?

Colin Jost. Yeah. I was going to say Michael. Yeah, I don't know. The entire two dudes say Michael. Enjoy them. And Mike. Plus Mike.

No, I think they're actually... I think they're the most watchable portion of SNL at this point. I will skip over skits if I don't immediately get taken by them, but I will always make sure

to watch Weekend Update in its entirety. It's usually pretty good. Michael Che is sneaky funny, and he just likes to roast colin jost yeah uh all in all i you know it was good it wasn't it wasn't like groundbreaking and the best sketch was on twitter but other you know hey he did it he did a good job he didn't screw up he looked like he was having fun um and he will continue to be a good stand-up comedian okay and we can just glaze him on the to y'all gotta stop glazing so hard insane glazing generational let's talk about this mansion. You guys seen this?

So there is a cliffside neighborhood, I'll call it, in California. I don't know where in California. Probably doesn't matter. On this cliffside, there are some absolute mansions. I'm talking like that one on the left looks like it's got to be i don't know 12 000 square feet it's just it's freaking huge anyway a few weeks back a storm caused much of the cliff to erode away you can see like at the bottom there there's big rocks that have fallen down the cliff and so these houses are in danger of falling like falling into the ocean i think brett said this was very close to where sally and i got married okay yeah that it looks like that would make sense said how do you feel about where you

got married falling into the ocean yeah um and so they're warning these these residents like look you guys might want to like get out of your house especially when the next storm comes and i believe there's one headed that way for in a couple of weeks like a week and a half or something that should be pretty bad but these houses are legit in danger of falling off the cliff into the ocean. There's an 82-year-old man named Louis Bruggeman. And he's like, I'm not fucking leaving. He's like, I'm not worried about it. I'm staying in this house.

Dude, I get it. I'm staying in this house. If it takes me down, then I'll go down with it. Think of how long it took this man to build this house. Think of how much money he put into this house. I'm going down with the house. If I need to tumble down a cliff in order to prove my point, then that's what I'm doing. But this is just – it's wild to me that your house could just fall into the ocean like this.

But I guess that's the risk you take when you live on the side of a cliff. Well, there's a ton of houses in Michigan that are kind of facing the same thing. It's all this erosion and sand dunes, whatever it is. And like, it's scary. Like these houses are just going to go away. And all these families that have these family homes are just not going to have it anymore. Look at the big chunk of earth that fell right in front of this huge, huge house. Got some foundation issues, brother.

I mean, it's pretty scary. This dude's a badass, though. Louis Bruggeman. Just like, fuck it. He's like, this is the nicest house I'm ever going to own. I'm staying right here. You got to go down with the ship. You got to think he's got insurance.

Got to think the insurance is at play here. Like, that other house is kind of sick. Yeah. That one is in. That one's more fucked. That might be the one he's in. It doesn't specify which house is kind of sick yeah that one is in that one's more fucked that might be the one he's in it doesn't specify which house is his i'm trying to figure out which one's been in more trouble probably the one on like the middle that's kind of hanging off do you throw a party like soon make sure you get the squad over before your house goes into the ocean but

if it starts raining real hard you might want to leave this is uh this reminds me of living at uh the old fraternity house because the back deck and actually the entire house just the house itself was put up by wood was held up by wood beams no it was held up by tree trunks tree trunks remember that did a pledge class before us had oh okay the house the house itself if you go in the basement on the house hold on dude tree trunks okay did they dig up the tree trunks if you go the house is no longer there for the record but when it was there the basement was like where a lot of the hazing went down and i thought you guys were a non-hazing organization before us and if you go down there

it's like you're under the house right and you just you guys stop creepy down there but the foundation of the house literally is being held up by tree trunks like there are tree trunks under the house this big around i don't know how stable it was probably not very um and then the back deck which wasn't held by tree trunks it was you know basic wood construction also not not safe at all that that house being knocked down it's gonna it probably save lives in the future like for real i would have loved to have seen it taken down because all they would have had to have done is just tie a chain around one of the yeah the tree trunks and pulled it out and it would have just imploded been very easy why don't you guys do a candlelight vigil

i don't want to ever see it again because i was in my 30s do you think any brotherhood died that day brotherhood lives forever yeah brothers for life if you were if you were a frat you would have known that pretty frat wedding it was a frat wedding i mean black tie a lot of fraternity brothers there it was frat barrett looks scorching hot yeah usual. Yeah, pretty frat wedding overall. Yeah, I'm worried about this. Yeah, shouts to Louis Bruggeman. Hopefully his house stays on top of this cliff and he can continue to enjoy it for decades to come.

Well, actually, he's 82. A few more years. I'm sorry. I didn't even... Maybe he's got enough money to get another Brian Johnson reverse aging. Maybe. He could have a rock-hard penis like Brian Johnson. He woke up in joy mode. Dude, he's just 100% joy mode all the time. He's rocked up, dude.

National Weather Service predicts more rain will be hitting LA area next week. Okay. Next week. We need a camera on this at all times. I want to see it go down if it goes down. Honestly, with all the climate change stuff and like weird weather like having a house on a cliff at this point it's just kind of a no-go for me if you're gonna have it like that i think you got to go like you got to go sea level

yeah yeah didn't you say your house is always at sea level uh-huh i did say that get it dave got it you get it we're back on way back on youtube they can see hell yeah i mean this is tough i don't i don't really know um how you're allowed to build a home on these cliffs like in the first place but they did so shout out to them if you pay someone enough money they'll build a house anywhere david i'll pick us away even i'll pick us away alpacas way even alpacas way dana point is what this area is called it's a nice area it i would imagine so looking at the the property here and the houses and yeah it looks very nice you know he's getting smoked on property taxes oh my god yeah california i don't know i don't know anything about taxes in california other than they're high so they're high they They're high.

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Who do you get to fill the shoes of Christian Bale? That's the big question. One of the best performances of all time. I'm willing to say it. Wow. No Oscar nod. No noms. Really?

Nothing? I don't think so. Nothing for our guy? Put Christian Bale on the map, no? You guys ever read the book? Big role? No. I didn't.

I read most of the book. Ohtt easton ellis yeah it it's fine um i i don't know maybe i'll listen to it it was fine yeah i honestly it would probably be something i'd rather listen to at this point but it is what it is i'm just i'm gonna run through my head of actors that could they could could crush this. Who said Glenn Powell earlier? Brett did just because he's hot. It's too close. It's too close to the original. I feel like you can't just have like a dude that's just trying to be Christian Bale.

You can't just be hot. Not that he's not a good actor because he is. I don't know if he's got the range to, to, to do such a dark character. I don't either. I mean, he did screen Queens.

He crushed it in screen Queens, but that guy, I don't know if he can, queens he crushed it the screen queens but that guy i don't know he can if he can play american psycho um he was in a lot of shit before american psycho i don't know if he popped off in that stuff but he was in a lot of stuff okay but i do think american psycho is probably the first role that was like holy shit okay he was perfectly he was perfectly cast for that what if if we did a lady? Okay. We're going woke? No.

We're going to do woke American Psycho. I think it'd be interesting to see, like, I don't have anyone in mind, but I think it would be interesting to see, like, the female perspective of what it would look like to be him. Like, he was such a particular person i think having a i think seeing like the behind the scenes of a woman doing this would be great and as we know uh per dylan's dating life we know that female serial killers are all the rage right now that's right well you could do you could do an austin tie-in because you could say, Austin has a scene comparable to New York in the 80s, American Psycho. So you want to just put this thing in Austin

and tie it into the Rainy Street thing. I'm fine with that. And if you want to make it a lady, I'm fine with that too. I'm watching. You've got to be a Wall Street guy though, right? This is a harder thing to cast, I think, than James Bond is.

I like it being like someone who does like software sales. Okay. I'm fine with that brett easton ellis did say what a modern day american psycho would consist of like he wrote a column about it like the new yorker uh let me pull it up there's a good paragraph on it um but he it was actually very accurate the way that it sounds it actually sounds more like uh kendall from succession than it sounds like anything yep uh he said let me see i have it pulled up where kendall from succession is good i mean he doesn't have the like the he's not as hot yeah but it's got to be an industry where you have like your peers are your direct competitors from succession is good. I mean, he doesn't have the, like the, he's not as hot. Yeah, but it's gotta be an industry

where you have like your peers or your direct competitors. Cause that's a big, that's a big part of his, like this whole thing, you know? Yeah. Like when you're on wall street,

you know, you're trading, you got it. You want to be the guy. Miles Teller has too much of a unique look. He's not, he's not American psycho material

or is he? He said, and sometimes I think if I had written the book in the past decade, perhaps Bateman would have been working in Silicon Valley, living in Cupertino with excursions into San Francisco or down to Big Sur to the Post Ranch Inn, and palling around with Zuckerberg and dining at the French Laundry or lunching with Reed Hastings at Manresa and Los Gatos, wearing a Yeezy hoodie

and teasing girls on Tinder. Certainly, he could also just be as easily of a hedge funder in New York. Patrick Bateman begets Bill Ackman and Daniel Loeb. I don't know what that means. Would you rather see a modern rendition of American Psycho where it is set today

or a remake of the 80s? Of that era of American Psycho. I wouldn't hate that. I don't know. I don't know. That's part of the reason the movie's so great, is just the 80s, like the excess of New York City, Wall Street in the 80s.

Yes. They had the big phones, the big Motorola. Big phones, suspenders. It would have to be a good, it would have to have a really good crew to come up with the tasteful things that he would be into these days. I feel like they'd end up having him pull out an MGMT vinyl. What about Will Polter?

Instead of a business card? No, instead of Huey Lewis and the News. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Suddenly, we're just kind of really laying it on thick. Okay. What about Will Polter? The guy who... Yeah yeah he's in uh this season of the bear yeah that guy yeah oh he's got an interesting yeah i could see that he's like he

he turned into a hot guy out of nowhere he looks maxed yeah i don't i don't know i I said it earlier. I truly think that this is a harder thing to cast than James Bond because James Bond you can just plug and play with someone that's good looking. This you need someone who's got it. You need someone who can turn in a performance that is kind of bone chilling almost. Yeah. What if they had a hot dog do it?

Oh, hold on. Let him go. what stop he wakes up every morning instead of like putting like a face mask on he puts grill marks like on his face i don't like what you're doing that's so fucking dumb the hot dog's just staring in the mirror good putting girl marks on matt bomer i don't know who that is he although you quarterback that's rep bomar oh i literally thought it was a football player when you said it i was like i don't know who this man is that bomer is he's one of the hottest guys in in hollywood no but i don't i don't want a hot guy i want to creep what if uh the guy who plays Homelander?

Ooh. Might be a little old, but that's good. Bomer's hot. I was thinking Henry. Yeah, Bomer's hot. I was thinking Cavill, bro. No, Cavill's too jacked for it. He can slim down a little bit. Also might be a little old for the role.

How old's Henry Cavill? I don't know. You got to be in your 20s for this role. Oh, yeah. Okay, he's way older than I thought. I don't know, though. He's not 48. I was going to say like 40. He's 40, yeah. Okay, he's way older than I thought. I don't know, though. He's not 48. I was going to say, like, 40.

He's 40. 40? Oh, he's 40. He's your age, dude. Damn. Who do you think looks better? He looks older. It's not fair.

He's the hottest dude. He's my hottest dude on planet Earth right now. He absolutely looks better than me. Which is story. I'll listen to Hemsworth talk, but, like, for me, if I had to choose a team,

I'm putting my hand up when it comes to Cavill. Dude, Bomer would actually crush this role. He can play that dark person. Are you that familiar that you're calling him Bomer? I love that. Matt Bomer. Dude, I don't know this dude at all.

Bones would crush. Bomer? Bones would crush, dude. What is he? Oh, Magic Mike. Okay. Okay. Two Magic Mikes, actually.

I would watch it i i what's your official take on if you want it to be a nod to the 80s or if you want to be modern day i think i want modern i do want modern day i don't want them to try to recreate it and fuck it up you do an infrared mask instead of yeah yeah the wellness like if they decided to open with a wellness scene in modern day it would be electric like cold sauna. sauna routine. You'd be seeing screenshots from that on Sunday Scaries for decades to come. Like, it's just, that's why we need something.

Definitely either listens to Rogan or Huberman on the way into work. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Be careful, dude. People,

even if you say Huberman in a flattering way, people will come at you being like, he's legit. Why are you saying he's not? People are so defensive about it. They're really defensive

about Huberman for some reason, what's his first name huey huey huberman andrew i think yeah uh dr andrew dude i don't like when people talk about dr andrew like that okay now we're now we're doing dr andrew dude don't talk about dr andrew man just mesmerize it how good looking Matt Bomer is. Stop fucking glazing Matt Bomer, dude. Changing my take. Not modern. Okay, not like now, but like set in the Silicon Valley boom era.

So like the height of Instagram. That would be good. Yeah, that. So like, I don't know what it is 2012 2012 like 2015 ish i could be fine with that runs parallel with the frat blog trending up oh dude i can see american psych i could see american cycle being like dude we're going to this tfm party it's just oh south by the way be a part of me no he's not going it's not day right how did i talk about i've got day rage memories from the wedding.

So we're not, we're not talking about it. Dude. No, you gotta do, you have to have a South by scene. You have to have a South by scene. You have to mention Bonnaroo.

You gotta have something, some kind of found. Oh, he'll be a burning man. Bernie. Oh yeah. The modern day in Patrick Bateman goes to burning man for sure. I'm, I'm so in on it. Yeah in on yeah this sounds really this this needs to happen i don't really even care who they cast what's the name of the dude from the courthouse show where they all faked it

oh yeah uh i can't remember his name james marsden let's get mars dog in there he's a little too old for the role but he'd be good he would have been good at one point in his life in it he's too old for the role yeah no any sneaky be good. He would have been good at one point in his life in it. He's too old for the role? Yeah. No. Isn't he sneaky like Short King? Yeah. He's 50, dude. That dude's 50?

I need to find out who's doing his Botox up here in Austin. Yeah, he's hot as fuck. Jeez. 50 years old, dude. He looks so much better than me. Also in Sonic the Hedgehog,

which I watched with Parks and it's not a bad little movie. Didn't they used to call you Sonic the Hedgehog? No. I don't know. That's pretty good. That's good. That's not a bad little movie. Didn't they used to call you Sonic the Edgehog? I don't know. That's pretty good. That's good. I like that.

I just started thinking about it. That's good. The Edgehog. Dude, Martin could have been good at one point. Yeah, yeah. I could see it. I could see actually him thriving as the friend of American Psycho. He's like a colleague at the scene where they're talking about their –

what's the New Age business card scene? That's a great question. Just a QR code now. Like a LinkedIn – like your new LinkedIn headshot? Like your AI LinkedIn headshot? I can't even tell it's AI generated. Oh, that's good, dude. Yeah.

There's a rumor that someone did AI. Yeah. Look at his hand. He has all five fingers. What generator did he use for this? So good. See, look, we're writing the movie. It's so good.

Do you think he'd make an appearance in... What was it? Corporate Crashers? Yeah, Corporate Crashers. What was that called? Convention Crashers. Convention Crashers, dude. Convention Crashers has legs. We can't talk about that it's true

it's it has to take place in like an atrium style hotel oh yeah like from the early 2000s yeah you leave your room in that hotel and you look down at the lobby yeah you can see through for like to the atrium as you're going up your elevator and you glance out the window and you see a lantern you see vincent holding it that's right ready to ready to take you on the best tour you've ever been on randy vincent crash just lanyards everywhere yeah you see two people in the clear elevator like hammered thinking that they're going up and see the clear elevator's got some real potential for some good scenes he fucking has to have a podcast he has a a podcast. Oh, American Psycho, dude? Yeah.

Is this just Brian Johnson? Yeah, it is. It could just be Brian Johnson. Yeah. There you go. What if he's funding this movie and it just unveils him? You know you said you had to pee

before the episode? Yeah, dude. You can't leave right before this one, dude. We're about to end. What's this one? Yeah, dude. Yeah. You can't leave right before this one, dude. We're about to be... We're about to end. What's this one? Dude, we're pouring one out. For Vice.

For Vice, dog. Edge it. This is Dave's sag. Edge it. Sorry. This is too bad, man. Dude, he can't hold the tank in. It's pitiful.

We have three minutes left of the show. Hole one, he was already pissing. Hole one? Was it hole one or hole two? It was a small bladder can. Look at that brother. That's the dude who drank a coffee on the way to the show. Hole one, he was already pissing. Hole one? It was either hole one or hole two. Look at that brother. That's the dude who drank a coffee

on the way to the course. Yeah, for sure. How'd it go? So you didn't play well, Randy? 124 is terrible. You kept all 124 strokes. I saw Dylan shoot that one. I'm impressed

that you actually shared your real score. Yeah, you had stick-to-itiveness right there. I probably lost 20 balls. I think at max, I usually lose five balls in a round. Good for two or three losing.

Lost like 20 balls. Not your best round of golf. Last time I played golf, Dylan, I made it until number 16 with my first ball. And I lost it in the rough. Oh, what'd you shoot? You went? 86. Okay.

But it was so frustrating to not just blast it out of bounds or not lose it in some water hazard something like that it was just in some deep rough and we couldn't find it anywhere and it was like that would have been the first time in forever since i played a round of golf with one ball right under your nose man you just didn't see it it's tough out there all right dave's back oh, Dave's got a wet spot on his... No, I'm just kidding. No, this is how the pants come. Should we play wet spot? Is wet spot the...

Let's play wet spot. It's kind of like pants beers. A little bit. Honestly, we could play wet spot and then do a pants beer to cover it up. Did you actually play wet spot? I've never played it. I would play it, though. I would play it at a bachelor party.

I would play it if we got a lake house somewhere and we're all partying and stuff that that's safe territory yeah i'm not going to do it in public at like little woodrose or something but i would play it i would definitely play it if we were at someone's cabin and they wanted to just play wet spot i mean the key is you start the flow then you cut it off immediately yeah that's so hard who can have the smallest wet spot on their pants that's uncomfortable uh we gotta pour one out it's a really sad day. I don't even know when this news dropped, but it was pretty tough to swallow when it did. Rest in peace, Vice.

Can you shine some light on what's going on over there, Dave? I don't know what's going on over there. They're laying off a lot of people, and apparently they're shutting down the website. Yeah, editorial is gone which is uh so they fully pivoted to uh to video they're doing studio yeah they have like a studio set now yeah i kind of thought editorial was their dare i say bread and butter yeah i to be honest i don't watch a lot of their videos but i would read a lot of the columns that i would see tweeted out is that just the old me being an old head in media?

What's up? Are they still going to cover these wild ass stories? They have to. That's their brand. I do the same thing, minus reading the actual story. I read a lot of their headlines. And you know what? Yes, you did, Dave.

They were good. And if we were to maybe put together a super cut of best of vice headlines i think it could be good content um do you have any favorite headlines from the past day that stick out i should have prepped you on that question um pretty much anything that had to do with like a shaman in like micronesia or something yeah psychedelics psychedelics were a big player um if you don't know we would uh we i would do real and fake vice headlines and these guys would have to guess i would love to know who the the we should do one more and then tally up which one of you guys uh actually the all-time i would say that that was probably like one of the biggest trademark segments of touching base

it's a big part of touching base history i didn't Touching Base history. I didn't have us outlasting Vice's editorial team. Good call. No offense to us, but I kind of thought they were behemoth. They once, one time, had just a crazy valuation. All of them did, dude. It's so depressing to see valuations. It's just a blanket statement. When you see like, oh, this company was valued at this much, and it's sold for a tenth of it it's just like oh man what do you

think uh shane smith's dude shane worth is dude shane's net worth dude give me a shane uh net worth guess one set 175 million i already saw it so i can't guess you're off because he is a billionaire 1.27 billion that's insane oh my god he knows he knows that that bottom's gonna fall out at some point right like they can't last well i mean i think he's good damn he's all right he's nuts he's gonna be just fun still nuts huh i want to be a billionaire media mogul who doesn't have to worry about editorial anymore sounds cool man i think he's just like whatever get rid of it it's good work if you can get it so we're not doing twitter

it's only on the youtubes that's pretty crazy i think they should have just stuck to like they were excellent i really enjoyed their shit they just send like some hipster some old hipster fuck to front lines in syria hey yeah you're gonna go to fucking you're gonna go meet uh ben lodman's like number three. Yeah. I feel like if I didn't. We hope you don't die, but you're going to go do it. I kind of wish I would have done ayahuasca at like 24 and just pivoted to be like a vice reporter. Yeah.

Send me over there. Let me take some pics. Man, those are the days. What? Being 24? No, you just like, well, being 24 no you just like you don't love being 24 is cool you just look over be like oh vice uh they sent this kid to go do uh peyote in mexico with the guy who is wanted by the cartel yeah okay cool but like i'm reading that yeah i'm watching the i'll watch 30 minutes of that i watched one they they sent the kid to do uh wim hof the ice man wim hof the you know the

fucking guy oh yeah that's right they just sent him to go do that they went and climbed a mountain barefoot and shorts and stuff and then like jumped in water it's like that's a cool gig dude i was actually putting up such cocky numbers in the cold plunge last time I did it, that they were calling me him-woff. Shut up, dude. That's not even true. Dude, I'm him. You're not. Dude, I'll do like five minutes. Am I crazier?

Did somebody not tally up like all-time scores? Someone did. Like a listener. Someone did. I think so. I would never make Randy, I would never ever, ever make Randy undertake such a thing.

I'm surprised Randy doesn't have the all-time tally off the top of his head. He's our archivist. I might be pre-circling back that person that did that. Yeah, we can't even get the all-time because a lot of those episodes are gone. We should have put touching bass stuff on vinyl before it all got removed so that we could have it forever. Y'all didn't even think about doing that. Who's putting pods on vinyl? Dude, I don't know if anyone's ever done it, and I would really like to do just one.

If you think we sound good now. It'd be like our Wu-Tang record, dude. We put Valerio versus Wild on fucking vinyl. Someone's buying it. I'll buy it. I don't care. Let's get a pressing done a pressing have you ever watched how vinyls are made no it's crazy can you explain to me how dry cleaning works these chemicals i've never googled it but i

still don't understand what they do like how do they use the chemical seems like a bad camera a lot of things in this world i don't understand well like i don't understand how dry cleaning works i don't know how that little needle on the fucking plastic creates sound it's mind-blowing it's like a little mini will just sucking the sound and spitting it out it's just like little divots in the yeah dog it's crazy it's crazy yeah but what are they doing they just have someone in a room just throwing chemicals at my tuxedo? Yeah, just throw it. I don't get it.

Like, all right, it looks clean. They clean it, but it's dry. It's gotten very expensive. I just want to point that out. Yeah, my place recently upgraded their technology. Now they're keeping cards on file. They're pre-charging you for stuff like it's it's getting it's it's honestly a little much i'm wondering what the upcharge is

now with this new system in place how much am i paying for this new system yeah i've got a car full of stuff that needs to go because you know i have a i have another black tie wedding this weekend you do yeah back to back autumn it's not even in town oh man where are you gonna be i'm gonna be in Dallas. Sorry, I'm not trying to ruin anything. No, it's okay. I just want to point that out. Fuck.

Yeah. And there's a rehearsal dinner, and I'm going to have to wear my suit again. So it's just getting smoked. Yeah, have fun paying $24 to your dry cleaner. You think it's going to be one suit? For one suit, one tux one tux shirt yeah you're fucked yeah did you see the guy at barrett's wedding who had the custom tux that had like the yeah designs on the back yeah he also had a bolo you went custom on him he's the other bolo tie guy

he looked good he looked where do you get such a tux his wife looked famous they did have famous she had famous vibes and i was like why do you look so famous iux? His wife looked famous. They did have famous vibes. She had famous vibes. And I was like, why do you look so famous? I feel like I've had a conversation with you before, but I don't know who you are. It was annoying me.

Didn't know them. I was kind of hoping she'd look at me and kind of give me one of those looks. Like, have we talked before? I swear to God, I've talked to this woman before. Maybe in a past life, dude. Maybe in a dream.

Should we get the fuck out of here? Yeah. Yeah, probably. Maybe in a dream. Should we get the fuck out of here? Yeah. Yeah, probably. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. you