Circling Back - Blood Boys & Hustle Influencers

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will my left david r. Hi, Will. Hello. You caught me mid-read here. I was just checking out this article with an interesting title. It says here, this is from the Daily Star. Not sure if y'all are familiar. It says, if dinosaurs escape Jurassic Park, they wouldn't just eat us.

It'd be worse, says AI. What's worse than being eaten it's a great great question they think that we should all all start our inquiry with that because uh i'm not really sure but uh i don't know if it could be worse than what they showed in that movie if i'm being honest maybe they can slave us make us work for them and stuff I don't see dinosaurs having that type of I don't know system in place to to allow that to come to fruition of course there is no actual Jurassic Park that was a fictional yeah it was an adaptation of the Michael Crichton novel a cautionary tale about sure screwing with uh playing God. If all the dinosaurs banded together, would humans take them,

or would the dinosaurs win, Dylan? I'm still on the humans here. That's tough, because, like, is it like all those little ones, too? Like, that jacked up that chick on the island, that little girl? We have tanks and, you know, fighter jets and stuff like that. Yeah. I guess. I might side with you on the dinosaur one.

The animal one, you're wrong, obviously. Okay. Well, disagree. But that's okay. It doesn't matter. It's not going to happen. We're never going to actually have to find out. So it's all just theory.

Famous last words. I have a mustache. I'm going to use that for every hypothetical that gets thrown our way for the rest of the podcast's life. Famous last words. I have a mustache. I'm going to use that for every hypothetical that gets thrown our way for the rest of the podcast's life. What? Well, it might not ever happen, so we don't need to worry about it. Yeah, it's not going to happen. Wow.

So no one's going to be proven correct or incorrect here. If I'm you, I'm really hoping it doesn't happen because if this all happens and the animals start banding together, we're all going to look at you and be like, this guy said it would never fucking happen. I hope he goes first. Sacrificial lamb. I'm still quite confident. Dylan Chivry. I have a mustache, as I just said.

Wanted to confront the elephant in the room. Yeah, it's true. I have one. Also, on the way here this morning. Now he wants to confront the elephant in the room yeah it's true i have one also on the way here he wants to confront an elephant yeah he got to oh okay on the way here this morning i i passed a sign that literally stopped me in my tracks and i had to throw it and i had to put that thing down flip it and reverse it i backed up just so i get a picture of it high school honks are a thing now just so y'all know you need you need to explain further and not stop the sentence there. Yeah.

So College Honks is the name of a moving company here in Austin. I don't know if it's in other places too. It's nationwide. Okay, nationwide. College Honks. It's been a running joke on this podcast. We actually hired them when we moved into this office. And it's funny because honks, college honks.

Anyway, Braden and the fellows will come through for probably a reasonable price to power wash your driveway, clean your windows. And yeah, high school honks. Who's Braden? Braden is the guy on the sign. Shout him out. It says text or call Braden and then his phone number, which I redacted in the picture i posted on twitter at d shivery you hard launched your mustache on your instagram story instead of letting the company do it what's up with that oh should i've done that i asked you the day that you walked in with a mustache like how can we

announce that you have a mustache and then you kind of like slow played it in a way that was like oh i actually have other things but i don't want to break will's heart right now by not letting him hard launch you could have done. You could have done it. You could have done it. I'm sorry. It's okay. Do you like it? I've always said I like your mustache.

Thank you. Got a little scruff working in. A little five o'clock shadow. You can't get V... No. I feel like it does wonders. What? No. I think you need to stop being one foot in, one foot out.

I think you either need to go clean-shaven mustache guy, or you go beard, or you go nothing. I can't call what I try to grow a beard. I just call it facial hair because it's not a beard. Anyway, I'm happy to be here. It's going to be a good week of content. Why'd you redact that number? Don't you want to give them business?

I don't want Brayen just getting blown up. Yeah, I'm sure Braden would be so sad that he's getting so much money today after getting his sign reposted. Of all my Twitter followers, that's where I posted it, what percentage are actually from Austin? And among those, what percentage actually need stuff done around the house? We don't know the answer to that. It's probably a lot.

Austin's one of our biggest cities for listeners-wise. Got to be like four people. So the rest of them are just, there's prank text. Brayden's going to get blown up. If someone out there is out there prank texting a high schooler, you're a bigger loser than some of the people we're going to talk about today. I was just playing it safe. The number didn't add any useful context you know it's just like whatever so google

high school hunks if you want brayden to to get his business off the ground i just don't know if i'm brayden and i and i follow roger dorn on on twitter and i see that you redacted the number to contact my business i'm like are kidding? This was probably the best marketing opportunity we've ever had. And he just screwed us by taking this out because he thought we wanted it out. Did they have like a link tree or something we can check out? Brayden, if you're listening. See their services? Do they have a bio site?

If you're listening, reach out to me, DM me. And if you want the number actually posted, I will do that for you. But shouts to you. He's a hustler, man. I love that hustle mentality. Me too. Hey, guys, let me just say this. His laptop is open.

I'm a hustler, baby. I'm all about that hustle culture. Me too. More on that in a little bit. I had such a good weekend reading hustle culture Twitter. If you're not up at 4 o'clock, just absolutely grinding, what are you doing with your life? Wait a minute. What mean up at did you sleep last night oh shit you didn't we have a show today are you putting together a business plan uh yeah i had to work on the pitch

deck i had to make some cold calls overseas which is why i was up late just a number of things yeah i like to see how the Chinese market's open. Yeah. That's fact. I was doing a Zoom call with Will's old roommate, Matt. Well, instead of just building a business, I also like to build my verified Twitter following. And I like to tweet all the time about how hard I work in addition to working so that people know that I don't just have a job.

I work my ass off at that job. And then I buy my blue checkmark just to make sure that people know that I do so well at my job that I can buy a blue checkmark. I've decided that I will no longer have a social calendar. It's all business all the time. I'm not doing anything for fun in the next 20 years. The fact that you even had a social calendar is fucking trash. That's interesting because for me, business is social. I like to take the best of both and merge them together.

It's a sport as well. One of the guys we're going to talk about today actually had a tweet recently that said that the only metric you should be thinking about on social media is the number of DMs you send and receive. All other metrics are vanity metrics. The real business goes down in the DMs is what he was saying. He did not say that. I swear to God he said that, Dylan. I got to disagree there. These are the people that I have to deal with in my mentions right now.

That is incredible. I don't know if I can sign off on that. As someone who gets a lot of DMs, not to brag. I just don't know. I don't know if like, I don't know. One of our first sponsors today, we'll get to them in a little bit, is AG1. If we said, hey, AG1, will you sponsor our DMs and not these vanity metrics, like podcast listens and things of that nature?

I don't know if they'd go for that. Vanity metrics. That's such a great term. Is this on X? Are we talking zeets? Yeah, dude. How many – I don't care how many likes your Instagram did. I want to know how many DMs you got from that Instagram.

You got 10,000 likes. Guess what? I got three DMs today, idiot. If I post like a video or photo of my my son i'll get a lot of dms so i mean i guess i should do more than that yeah it looks just like you if i post a photo of fritz on my instagram story i just know that every woman over 40 will heart that shout out to graham story and then move on not just my mom like every single person over the age of 40 this This includes friends. Debbie too.

This includes friends of mine who are over 40. I mean. Like not Dylan yet. Soon. Soon though. Man. You ain't kidding. We're almost two months away, folks.

You know what I got you for your birthday? What? I got you a Wilmonds polo from rowback.com. You did? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We're even thinking about throwing you a party at Wilmonds polo from rowback.com. You did? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

We're even thinking about throwing you a party at Wilmonds, but we've got some concerns about whether or not we'll be open for the fall. Okay. That sounds right. Last couple seasons, we've been illegally streaming college football to the televisions. We've been using some Reddit threads and stuff, and unfortunately, the powers that be found out,

and they're now trying to charge us and fine us for illegally sharing these games is it true that y'all got in trouble and feel free to delete this randy um but were y'all not siphoning off water from lake austin for your lazy river current state of affairs um we're actually in like litigation over all this right now so i'm not allowed to actually talk about it we just see it's best not to comment sorry guys yeah um tide actually got giardia from the alleged siphoning um he hadn't cleaned the tubes out in a while why is everybody talking about Giardia this morning? Randy, I come in and Randy's just on a Giardia tour. Did Randy get Giardia?

Yes, he did. Did you have Giardia, Randy? No, no. Brett said that because I'm going to a theme park. He said I'm going to get Giardia because it's going to be 90 degrees at the theme park. And then I said, that's not cool. My roommate's dog had Giardia two years ago. Oh, yeah.

Real ones know that if your dog gets Giardia, you're about to have a really, really bad week. You know she's opening up a spot in Vegas featuring her Italian dishes. Does she have bruschetta? Bruschetta. Say it with a little flavor, David. That's what I'm trying to say. It's almost offensive how you say it. I really don't like it.

It's like you're minimizing things, and I don't like that like that well when i worked for five years at my my pub in italy and i was just what's up you're mixing up a lot of things what's up with the american italians just trying to ride for the accent more than like like if a british person was like walked up to me and they were like why didn't you order that guinness correctly and i'm like what like oh i have a pint like what like no other no other uh american uh national like whatever you would call it american like descendants of other countries like italian people are the only people that complain about us not saying things correctly like like nokia and bruschetta well if someone says ganaki you're gonna need to correct them and i am adding the uh former bachelor contestant you're only kind of adding her because you're not

saying i don't know her name i was hoping you could step in there isn't it wasn't it hannah b no no why do you know that dude you were that was yeah you know that was extremely horny the the speed at which randy answered that question was h is quite beautiful i love the Dude, that was extremely horny. The speed at which Randy answered that question was H as hell. She's quite beautiful. I love the Italians. I love the Italians. Have y'all seen all the Twitter videos that are just zoomed in on DeSantis' face about how he's going to kill someone soon? Dude, what's his deal?

He's got demons, man. I feel bad for the guy at this point. He knows it's a lost cause but he can't just give up is trump just so in his dome right yes dude i feel i feel awful to sanctimonious he's not polling well yeah you know what your problem is his main opponent has been indicted like 18 times and also said he's not even he's gonna skip the debates because he doesn't need to do them did you see that yeah yeah yeah he says he has such a lead that he doesn't need to do the debates it's kind of fair man i get it like i i truly think that's a good move for donald trump

yeah if donald trump doing the content though no no no i mean honestly yeah for for the media landscape it's not great but he said he was getting back on twitter if i'm donald no that's one of those that's one of those things man man. No. He's sending out some truths. Plus, Twitter's dead. It's X. Plus, isn't his Twitter now... He's probably getting indicted because of the shit that he tweeted.

Oh. Whatever. We don't need to go there. Again, Wilmont's polos are available at Rollback.com. Please go get one. They're awesome. If you want to go actually see them,

you can go to our Instagram or you can go to our Twitter at CirclingBackPot. Tomorrow, we're doing Do You Know It? A game show podcast hosted by randy trambecki produced by dylan shivery oh whoa dylan's been on the schneid for a while these days not been able to uh finish better than third and do you know it and tomorrow he has to uh sit there and produce for it the production of a lifetime is what it's going to be. He tried to skip his production last time, but we made him delay until this month.

Yeah. Look, I'm looking forward to it, mostly because I don't have to just sit and be embarrassed by not knowing any of the music questions. So that's going to be a huge one for me. Well, now that I know that Brett is a force to be reckoned with, I'm going to be haggling a lot more with Randy

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Dylan, what did you get into this weekend? Ooh, thanks for asking, Will. I'm just going to hit the highlights. Saturday morning, met you guys at a pickleball court with our buddy Ben. And I played pickleball for the first time ever. Got to say, a lot of fun. Do you see why it's a sport of the future? The hype.

It lived up to the hype. Everyone seems to love the game, and I do understand why. It's a perfect blend of physical activity, but also it's a casual nature of it. It's a fun game. It's like the juxtaposition between the two. You get a little exercise. You get to win five games against your buddy Dave. Tonight, by the way.

Fun game, man. You guys had fun too, I think, right? So you counted five and 0-2? Is that what it was? That's what I counted. We lost. I don't like throwing the guy who invited us out under the bus like Dylan did. But we did get our pickles slammed in the door.

Fun game, man. I get it. I may have talked shit on it like once or twice in the past, and I'm sorry for that. It the door fun game man i get it i i may have talked shit on it like once or twice in the past and i'm sorry for that it's a fun game i was dylan's partner for this i don't know if you already said that um you were pretty good thank you i do i do have one area of your game that you need to absolutely fix before you start playing yeah dylan in terms of in terms of the skill that it takes to play this game, serving is one of the easier things that you can figure out.

It's a mental thing. You got the yips. I know. I got about 60% of them in, I would say. Yeah, in our final game, maybe it was the fatigue setting in. In our final game, you just couldn't get a serve. It's easy. And it was like, Dylan, this is not hard.

You were pretty good, though. I was very happy that you were playing the way that you did with me. You were, you seem to cover a lot of court. You got to a lot of balls that I had concerns about someone getting to. I felt good with you on my squad. You know, I appreciate that. Thank you, Will. Yeah, but you're kind of downplaying how good you are because you are very accurate, and that is a very, very annoying thing to play against. Are you talking about me or are you talking about you? Oh. Yeah, I mean, like, you put it everywhere that it needs to be, whereas, like, I'm just trying to get it back over, and you're placing it,

which is very impressive. By the third game, the muscle memory of tennis started coming back a little bit, and while hitting the ball is much different than tennis, the actual strategy of pickleball for me started to fall in there. And once I started to get that back, it made me just want to start playing tennis more. Yeah, the forehand was turning over toward the end for you. And I was like, wow, this is going to be tough. I was doing some stuff that was definitely tennis-driven

that was probably prohibitive to winning points at one point. And then I was like, well, you got to stop playing tennis. You got to start playing pickleball, baby. I don't care if it's a jar of pickles or if it's a pickleball, baby. I love pickles. The highlight of the rest of my weekend is I watched Gone with the Wind. Man. You guys heard of this?

Yeah. Gone with the Wind. Classic. You got a lot of explaining to do here. 1939? Are you kidding okay do they i don't even know how they recorded it groundbreaking uh color movie which is interesting because casablanca and citizen kane both black and white later they're both in the early 40s can you what's the just for anyone out there who doesn't give a shit about gone with the wind okay

which i understand there's no can you explain the premise what's the t just for anyone out there who doesn't give a shit about Gone with the Wind, which I understand. Can you explain the premise? What's the TLDR of this movie? Yes, it takes place during the Civil War. It showcases the life of a young Southern belle by the name of Scarlett O'Hara. Picks, what's her at? She's probably dead. Yeah, probably been dead for many years. That doesn't mean that she didn't post some heat on the ground before she passed.

She was in her 20s in 1939. She was in her 20s. I'm thinking she's probably dead unless she's just an old bag of bones somewhere. All her stuff's on her Zango page. Yeah. You'll have to go check that out. Anyway, it shows the brutal fallout of the Civil War and just families getting torn apart. And there's love and betrayal,

and it's a good movie. I really did enjoy it. She's not a good person, Scarlett O'Hara. Not a good person. Clark Gable, by the way. Oh, my gosh. That's a handsome man. Handsome man.

Anyway, check it out. It's so long, though. It took me three nights to watch this movie. Dude, it would take me four weeks to watch this movie. Dude, it would take me four weeks to watch this movie. There's no way that I could watch a four-hour movie. Three hours and 58-minute runtime. Too long. I think this is my official stance.

This is my official stance. If a movie is over three hours and ten minutes long, I'm not watching it. I get it. We can hit the three-hour mark. I'm willing to hit the three-hour mark. I'm not willing to go 315, 320. It makes me question, like, how important is this scene i'm watching when it's just like one one millionth of the movie yeah what's going on is this important ready to pay attention here anyway it is good it's too long but it's good gone with the wind and that's pretty much uh also started

interstellar also another freaking long movie i haven't finished it yet dave how have you not seen interstellar by now i don't know it's good yeah um i'm trying to figure out if this jake paul quote's real because it really is making me laugh i was laughing at this last night jake paul said he walked out of oppenheimer because everyone everyone was just talking yeah i respect that i kind of get it i respect it dude i haven't seen oppenheimer yet but like when the realization when you're sitting in a movie that there's just going to be a lot of people sitting around talking the entire time, it's like, oh.

It is heavy, heavy dialogue. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We were talking two different things. Are you thinking, does he mean the audience? Like his fellow movie watchers? No, I think he was talking about the movie. Like people were just talking. Because I personally, I hate it when movies have dialogue.

It's just the worst. Like you go in, you sit down. You're getting defensive over Oppenheimer because you liked it. It is a good movie, but it it when movies have dialogue. It's just the worst. You go in, you sit down. You're getting defensive over Oppenheimer because you liked it. It is a good movie, but it is heavy, heavy dialogue. No, but there are times when I'm in the mood for a certain type of movie, and then I go to a movie, and I'm like, oh, I'm an idiot. Why would I choose this movie? This is going to be boring.

Yeah. Because sometimes you just want to see shit exploding, not in the way that Oppenheimer has shit exploding, more just like, you know, bond. Like I said, they did too much on the like communist angle in my opinion and not enough on like the effects of what they were doing out in the world what so like a but they were like that was my opinion they were just drinking wine and eating wafers at church in the movie i thought it was about an atomic bomb communism a little different yeah oh i was thinking of communion stupid yeah you know i

i get why he would say that that's all i'm saying i still enjoy the movie so i haven't seen it yet oh you have not no interesting we still need to see barbie something else i get defensive over because i like it i'm back in on tuna sandwiches um as of weekend, I am a canned tuna guy, canned tuna, mayonnaise, relish, uh, maybe a hint of celery if I happen to have it. Uh, crunch, crunch. Very nice. Uh, this is something I said I was backing on it. I'm just in on it. I've never had one in my life, but I realized as I was at the store buying sardines for my dog that this is like a cheap way to get like 40 grams of protein. So I'm, I'm doing a tuna sandwiches. So send your recipes my way. If you've got them, I do a little bit of it. I do a dollop of mayonnaise. I don't, I'm not

afraid to over mayonnaise, my tuna salad. I'm not afraid. Um, I do a little bit of that. I do a little squirt of some lemon in there, a lot of and pepper i load that bitch up with salt and pepper david yeah and then i hit him with some uh finely chopped onion i like that i skipped the relish i'm gonna hard boil some eggs chop them up put them in there dill relish salt and pepper little mayo boom i'm anti relish i'm anti will to freeze so i don't think that those two equate. That seems a little aggressive. Well. I just prefer it without. I'm not saying everyone should. I'm saying I personally do. All right, man.

What's your fucking problem, dude? I'll just say it. Hey, Will, I had a blast Saturday at Touch of Trey. Dude, what a time. What a time. Just truly. I actually, I don't really listen to, I'm not going to be a Dead & Co. guy.

I'm not going to be a Grateful Dead guy. I'm going to be a Touch of Trey guy. That's the thing. I think you should be. That's it. They were really good. I was surprised. They were pretty good.

I didn't know what, if that was like a crowded market, the Dead and Fish hybrid cover band. Keys guy, excellent. Guitar player, phenomenal. It's hard for me to tell whether the drummer and the bass player were good, but the other guys were really competent too. That was fun.

I was surprised by how good they were. I was also very happy with the venue itself. I will go back to the venue 310 in Austin and go see a small show there again. I mean, what do you think? Like 200 people in there? I don't know. It was nice. Never had to wait to get the beer. Everyone was super nice. Everything was clean. The bathroom was incredible for a concert venue. Oh my God. It's everything you need if you're me. I wasn't going to Venmo you for the ticket, Dave, because I have a policy that if I force someone to go to anything dead related with me,

that I will cover the cost of that. And so you Venmoed me, but I was going to give you a miracle, Dave. That's what they call a free ticket to a dead show. That's what I did for Dylan. I hit him with that free Bob Weir ticket. Nah, if you know me, man, there's no such thing as a free lunch, man. It's true. It's true. That's that hustle culture and you that's right um sorry for bouncing early it's okay

you guys were popping zen i'm just kidding uh you just see you were so zinned out that i was like dude we gotta get dave out of here yeah that cbd in hits together it's tough yeah the early bird's in combo is just a tough one yeah wouldn't recommend it unless you're like a very advanced person um yesterday pretty low key you were in the z-hole it's in the z-hole might have some pending neighbor drama my neighborhood stay tuned stay tuned might have got uh is it with you or are you witnessing this from before um it was me but it's somebody who's back i have because he's a um he's an a plus neighbor and i ride for him and um it's somebody came by and made some comments about what the placement of the uh tree branches that he had

just cut okay i put them out for pickup and they were partially on the sidewalk. They weren't blocking the sidewalk. And a very snide comment was made. And he's my neighbor. He's an older guy. And he was like, it was very, I don't know, very off-putting. So we'll see. Hell yeah. He stopped eating.

Got some new blood in the neighborhood. Stopped eating pudding? I've gotten the geese under control at my place, so we need some new neighbor drama to bubble up for Davey boy. He said he's off-putting. I was like, why did Stopped eating pudding? I've gotten the geese under control at my place so we need some new neighbor drama to bubble up for Davey boy. He said he's off pudding and I was like, why did he stop eating pudding? Yeah, it seems like old people would actually do better with pudding. It's pudding.

Do the Bill Cosby voice. I probably will skip that one. A pudding. How does he do it? Man, I'm just not going to entertain that. Pudding pop. Whatever he says. Yeah, you get it. I've just sat it to entertain that. Put and pop. Whatever he says. Yeah, you get it.

I've just sat it out for a number of reasons. Yeah, he got canceled. You can keep going. He got canceled. He didn't just get canceled. Cancel is a really nice way of putting what Bill Cosby had happened to him. He got annihilated. He got imprisoned. That too.

But he got out. Somehow. Technicality? I don't know. Was he one of those old people that got let go during COVID? Because they're afraid they're going to die? He's got to be an old bag of bones. Like let out of prison?

Yeah. Old bag of bones by now. They let a bunch of old people out of prison because they were afraid they were going to die of COVID in there. Oh. That's how the LSD guy. Just set them free? From touching base to conspiracy podcasts. That's how he got out.

Fuck. Well, I'm sure you're on house arrest or parole. You can't just go start making Lsd again if you're this guy you can't just go start like you know raping people like your ankle monitor what's his face in the bingo hall with an ankle monitor on i don't know this isn't funny we can just go the next thing it's kind of dark it is yeah man i i had a similar weekend to both of these guys i played pickleball with the homies i went to a touch of trayrey, Fish, Grateful Dead, Colabo cover band concert. And the other thing I did this weekend

that took up most of my time was I watched a new show on Netflix. Are you guys familiar with Tyson Fury? Yeah. Are you guys familiar with At Home with the Furies on Netflix? Because it's a show I'm currently watching. Oh.

Very interesting. Is Tommy Ladd involved? Tommy Ladd's involved, yeah involved yeah whole family's involved he's got a fight coming up i have so many questions about this show that it's just difficult to even go into it are you guys familiar with irish traveler culture yeah a little bit how are you familiar with this what was your what was your what was your entrance into this world uh Snatch. Oh, so, okay. I must feel, I feel really dumb. Yeah. I didn't know that the movie Snatch

was talking about that really. Like, I don't think I put two and two together. And so when I started realizing that the Fury family is an Irish traveling family. You like days? I was just like, wait, so these people don't go to school? Like they don't?

Yeah. Gypsy is another way to describe these people. That's why they call them the Gypsy King. Yeah, they're known for swindling people. Oh. Well. They are. That's like the stereotypical, like, to gyp somebody. Maybe that's derogatory, but I'm telling you, that's where it comes from.

Peaky Blinders. As well. They are as well? The Shelbys, yeah. So the things that you guys are referencing are things that would have taken place 30 years ago plus. Yeah. In terms of Snatch would have been, I think, 30 years ago based on the timeline of everything. Really?

I don't know. That seems long. I don't know. Brad Pitt? Yeah, maybe it was 30 years ago. Because it came out in 2000, and I don't think it was a present-day movie. I never assumed know. Brad Pitt? Yeah, maybe it was 30 years ago. I mean, it came out in 2000, and I don't think it was a present-day movie. I never assumed that people were still living like this.

Just straight up not going to school in the UK and shit because they're travelers. They're wild for that. It's wild. If you're in Italy, you will see a lot of street musicians, and many are travelers from traveling families. Yeah.

So yeah, most of my confusion and time spending watching this show is just trying to figure out that this is actually a thing and not just some random offshoot. Yeah. I might be in on that if Tommy's involved. I will also say that Love Island, we are the Love Island boys, definitely suppressed the notion of Tommy being a traveler during the season that he was

on. They never talked about that. Really? Yeah. Or maybe it was just something I didn't pick up on. I'm watching At Home with the Furies. I'm even more in on them. Shout out Molly Mae. There is a large traveler community in Fort Worth. I don't know if they're still out

there, but like northern Fort Worth, a lot of them. I don't know if they're still out there, but like Northern Fort Worth, a lot of them. Well, never really. I'm not sure if you have any interest in this day, but I'm actually going to a blues traveler community. Yeah. Next week.

John Popper. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yep. Yep. Yep. Actually,

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One thing we like to talk about on here, on this here show, is tech bros. And I do take a little issue with this current tech bro that we're about to discuss. Brian Johnson is his name. New York Post calls him the 45-year-old tech bro known for his obsessive anti-aging regimen. At what point are you not a tech bro?

I was just going to ask you that. What's the age where you stop being a tech bro and you start being like a tech mogul? I'd say 40 is the cutoff. Oh, shit. I have little time left. You were tough. You've never been a tech bro. Yeah'd say 40 is the cutoff oh shit i have little time left you were tough you've

never been a tech bro yeah right true you tried to be a little bit did i i don't know you were doing game stonks and stuff right no i wasn't doing game stonks i thought you i thought you guys like had bought some some game stop stocks and let me out of it i did buy a piece okay there you go you You're right. I don't know if that makes, that doesn't make me techy. I remember I was in the office one day and you guys were talking about

how I was doing it. I looked around like, wait, was I not a part of this transaction? That was a J-bone, John. Yeah, I need to, I need to open the books on that one.

See how that went for me. Didn't go great. I don't think it went well. Because that fucker, what's his name? Martin Shkreli? No. The guy,

the guy who, the Robin Hood guy. That dickhead. From Men in Tli? No. The guy who... The Robin Hood guy. Mm. That dickhead. From Men in Tights? Yeah. Is that your next classic film you're going to watch? He didn't hodl.

What's up? Hodl. He revealed this week that he has started penis rejuvenation therapy as part of a $2 million per year effort to reverse his biological clock. Clock, Willie. He's not just trying to slow it down or even stop it.

He's trying to reverse it? Well, let's see how it's working, Randy, if you may. Does this look like the kind of guy who would electroshock his penis? Yes, it does. Ooh, chain outside the shirt, drippy drippy that i don't understand like why you have to go with the penis um this is called his his project blueprint he even has a name for it which is phenomenal it's focused focused shockwave therapy three times per week to see if he notices improvements in his love life.

The total of six treatments will cost $1,000 to $2,000, he added, which isn't that much. Just kind of a... Yeah, I was surprised when I saw the price of the penis rejuvenation. $1,000 to $2,000 doesn't seem that bad. So he's just focusing his efforts on his penis and not the rest of it? No, he's doing the rest of his body, but he uses his son as a blood boy. I saw that. That's a little weird huh why maybe a lot weird no i feel like it'd be weirder if you're doing it with someone

else i feel like if you if you have your kin being your blood boy that's actually somehow more normal than like just using someone else's blood randy hit us with the blood boy m there there he is oh i hate to say this guy actually does look pretty fucking young how old is he 45 he's ripped he's ripped. He's ripped. No, but like- He looks 45. If you told me he was 50, I'd believe him. He looks like a really in shape 45 year old. There's 10 guys at Lifetime in South Austin right now who are older than this guy.

They're just as cut. Yeah, but his skin looks pretty good. He's very pasty. I think that might be a product of the photography. Is this what Brett would look like if he had a blood boy? He's on that Brett grind. What? He's making AI versions of himself and making his profile photo immediately?

And just avoiding sunlight at all costs. Randy, hit us with that hardness graphic. This is Brian Johnson's penis rejuvenation baseline measurements. First of all, nocturnal erections. He's timing. He wants to increase the total amount of time he is erect throughout the night. Current at age 49, 2 hours, 12 minutes. His goal is 3 hours, 30 minutes.

His biological age, he wants it to get back to 18. How does he record his nighttime erections if he's asleep you want to anyone know why don't you dm brian johnson and ask him does he set up a camera under his sheets just like really how does he know i'm looking for tents going up how long his boners are at night i'm sure they're maybe he gets a whoop or something and just wraps it around there wraps it around is he seriously touting the International Index of Erectile Function? Is that actually a thing? Yeah, of course.

If I went to Sally's hospital right now and started talking to a doctor, I'd be like, so where am I at on the International Index of Erectile Function? So his erection hardness score, he has four graphics, and three of which are crossed out. One, I believe, is a piece of cheese. The other is a peeled banana. The third is an unpeeled banana. The fourth, cucumber?

I was going to say pickle, but same, same, I guess. That's a cucumber. All right. I don't know. Fritz, I don't think I can get blood out of fritz yet in order to replace my blood but i will start once i get the clearance i'm gonna buy a home uh catheter wait not a cath i guess blood catheter yeah that's what they're called i want to see i'm gonna hook up parks up to it and see what happens

i just don't i don't get why like why why why stress so much about setting your biological clock back yeah just just age like a g why can't you just accept this is how people live this is like we're gonna get old dudes who wants to live to 150 that's insane there's no part of me that wants to live to 150 nah can i give a note that's um at the end of this that i i don't really know why it's in here, but I guess full disclosure. The Post reported that in February, Johnson's former girlfriend filed a lawsuit accusing him of ending their relationship when he learned she was being treated for breast cancer, among other allegations. Oh, good dude. So just kind of, yeah.

It's like, yeah, you have cancer. I'm out of here. So he didn't approve of the way that she was getting treated for it that you know what well it's anti-chemo i don't really know i don't know about that but if you told me that that's where this was going you could convince me i'm taking my rejuvenated penis i'm getting out of here that's basically what he told her there's just too much science out there guys johnson recently told the dairy of a ceo podcast check him out in the wash media network that he experimented with starting each day with three ounces of wine for breakfast

eventually he nixed the bait because it was too expensive from a calorie perspective like you can't just load cows like that in the morning is what he's saying why what in what world is drinking three ounces of wine in the morning the move? You're going to have to ask BJ. He saw a New York Post column about how there's this woman who lived to 105 because she drank wine every morning. There are some health bennies to drinking red wine, right? I've also read that any article you ever read about that is still spin zone. Oh, really? Like alcohol generally is always going to be net negative no matter what i think you'd have to drink like an absolute ton to get any like the

antioxidant benefits oh i've always heard it's good for like heart function to drink a little red wine every day i read an article at one point and who knows i mean it could just be some article that says that drinking wine is good for you you know like both could have the same amount of credibility but i read one that was just like no it's always going to be net negative in some way shape or form like so don't don't try to pretend like it's it's gonna save your life that makes sense i think if you were i if i just my brain tells me that if you were going to be drinking regularly drinking a glass of red wine is probably going to be the thing that you could probably get away with the most that That's what my brain tells me. You know, daddy loves a heavy red. I like red heavies. No comment. Johnson made a fortune by selling his payment processing company,

Braintree Payment Solutions to eBay for 800 million in cash. He also achieved viral fame over his quest to restore his organs and bodily functions to those of an 18-year-old. So this guy, this is just a hunk play. This guy's just, he missed out. He never signed up to be a college hunk. And he's kind of trying to play it and run it back. And I kind of respect it. I just hate when dudes have so much money and they spend it in ways that I would never want to spend it.

He's swagless, man. It aggravates me. This guy has no swag whatsoever. That picture of him sitting on run that other photo ready are you oh at some point it's kind of got to be exhausting right if you're gonna this is gonna be how you're gonna live for 150 years is it worth it at what cost he's too aware of his yeah he's too aware of his um aging like i you get to the point where if you're this aware of how old you're getting like and you're this worried about it like you need to you need to get another hobby my guy extreme

vanity like he's just super super vain fuck yeah dude he looks good though he does look he's a great yeah he's very little body fat which i kind of get the three ounces of wine thing now can't hate on that physique it's good do you think he enjoys his meals keeping uh you know two percent body fat no there's no way that this guy is eating anything other than like chicken a little bit of rice and broccoli he's probably not even he's probably not even chewing he doesn't want to wear his jaw out which is no way to live no if you can't get down with some pizza every now and then like once a week i'm not gonna be your friend you know if you can't do pizza once a week and that's it like if you can't take down

like a you know a six or high lives with the boys when's the last time you think this guy had a jolting pappy? Oh. Oh, my God. It's been eons. It sucks. It sucks, man. This guy has never looked at his buddies and been like, I'm going to get absolutely annihilated this weekend. That's just not a thing this guy does. Brian Johnson does not get annihilated.

Yeah, he's not on my crew. I'll tell you that. He's just posted up on the squat rack. He's kind of the bad boy of penis rejuvenation. You've got to say that. His boner game is stupid. How are we going to go all this time and write this entire article about his penis and not even see any junk shots of him, you know?

You want one DP, don't you? Wouldn't mind seeing if it's actually working. Yeah, I agree. Think this guy's ever seen a slams laptop post he's probably written about it he's yeah he wrote a think piece on it i'd like to talk piece i'd like to talk briefly if you guys don't mind i'll give you the floor it's been a hard time online for me don't mind i'll give you the floor it's been a hard time online for me um i don't know how it ever went for melania trump uh when when donald trump became president melania said that her thing was going to be that she was going to take on cyber bullying um i think michelle ob Obama as first lady decided to take on health.

That's right. Lunches at school. Healthier choices for our kids. Things of that nature. And Melania decided to take on cyberbullying, which I'm not sure if you guys have seen the way that her husband Donald has treated people online, but it's an interesting angle. I don't think she was successful.

So a couple weeks ago, I went on Twitter, and I had a couple of DMs from people. And one of them said that somebody had written about Slam's laptop shot, a viral sensation on the Sunday Scaries Instagram page. They'd written about it on a sub stack. And I read it and I didn't consider this to be a hustle culture play for this guy. This guy just seems like he likes to be a writer. He likes to be online. He's an online personality. I mean, all things considered, this was a funny column. Yeah, and so there were very few things from the column criticizing

the Slam's Laptop weekly post. There were very few things of it that I could really take away from it and beat myself up over because I think that it was pretty accurate overall. You know, I didn't love that he was trying to say that it's mostly white people

because I think it's a pretty diverse page overall. I thought that was a little unnecessary, and I don't think he did his research there. I thought the most insulting thing that he did was insult me for – he said that I used the Instagram italicized font. Like, come on. Like, Randy, you know that I would never use an Instagram stock font, dude. Yeah, no. It's ITC Garamond Light Contensed Italic. If you came to me one

day and thank you to me okay randy randy's on his gang shit right now like if anyone ever wants to insinuate that i'm using stock instagram fonts like you might as well just kill me y'all don't know how serious this dude takes his aesthetics dude like i it's crazy people are like oh dude what filter that's shut up dog um and i i also got very angry at one thing he said because it was true he said it was true and sometimes you never you don't know things are true until you hear them what was it he said it's lazy and formulaic for the sake of shareability that might be the best way he could have put that yeah well you're trying to get shares? Hey, it works.

I mean, the reason I started doing it in the first place was just because I wanted people to celebrate not having to work for the weekend. Then I started getting shared through the roof, and I was like, oh, I guess I got to do this every week now. Bro, you're focusing on the wrong things. You're looking for shares and clout.

You got to be looking at your DMs. It's true, dude. That's where the money is. It's true. And so anytime you're on the internet and somebody dunks on you, if they do it in a way that makes you chuckle or smirk at the screen, you gotta move on from that. And that's what I did. I was like, okay, our man's pretty good. If you wanna read this... He wasn't too insulting. He didn't take any low blows. He didn't take any shots.

This guy would've crushed on PGP. Yeah, this guy's name is Alex Lewis. He's got the Fields Like Home newsletter. If you feel like subscribing, which I have not done, you can go subscribe to it. It feels like you guys had a very cordial DM conversation. No, dude. See, that's the thing. I followed this guy so we could have this conversation, this dialogue. I wanted to be like, dude, I don't actually – I don't have any beef with you. Thank you. You know how people will talk shit to you on Twitter and then like it goes to the DMs

and they're like, man, you know I'm just like fucking around with you, right? It's like, okay, buddy. I see. They don't want you to come at them too. I thought I could have a back and forth with the guy who wrote this article. He did not give me that back and forth. And I was a little bummed about it because I hadn't had any beef online in a while. I need to beef with somebody.

Yeah, I kind of missed it. Guess what? I didn't have to worry about it. Right here. You want it? You trying to outstash me? Are you guys? Oh, that's true.

No, man. There's room in this world for more than one stash. No, there's not. You know what? It's getting really popular. I see them everywhere at the gym now. All right, sorry, that's true. No, man. There's room in this world for more than one staff. No, there's not. You know what? It's getting really popular. I see them everywhere at the gym now. All right. Sorry, Will.

Go. You guys familiar with High Yield Harry? I'm becoming familiar with him as we speak. Yeah. Randy, can you put the tweet up on the screen for me, please? This is a tweet from High Yield Harry that says, not sure where the Slam's laptop's shut until Monday. It's till Monday, bud.

Trends started. But TBH, you're not going to get ahead unless you're willing to work occasionally on weekends. Okay. Okay. Can I ask a high-yield Harry question? Yeah. I was unfamiliar with his game at this point, but is this satire? Is this a parody?

Or is this like someone's actual take? No. Based on the interactions i started having with high yield harry after this he's a very real person who very much thinks these things according to his bio it it's a parody it's not though it says parodying finance and stuff a lot of accounts just put parody in there so they can get away with based on how this like it says parody based on how this guy interacted with me after I quote tweeted him,

he was clearly mad online. If he's trying to do parody, he's not good at it. So... I don't like having... Anytime I see a checkmark in my mentions these days, I get a little nervous because I'm worried that I'm going to get, like,

yelled at by a bunch of bros online. Brian Johnson's? I just get the feeling that these guys really stick together. Sure. I think there's something to that. Especially Hustle Culture Twitter and Instagram. Yeah, Hustle Culture Twitter and Instagram is just one of these things that once you start getting the mob against you, it's over for you.

And that's what I found out. We got this dude named Colin McClelland at Frack Slap. Okay. He said, Slam's laptop shut till Monday. Sunday scaries. He said, these are things that resonate with the majority. It's incredibly easy to get ahead of your peers. They're soft as fuck.

See, I mean, like, I he's he's missing the point is like he's spending all this time tweeting and like getting into this online beef with you and it's like why weren't you making cold calls why weren't you uh down at the courthouse running title on like some property it's just it's just wasted time people need to get better at how they use their time and energy people are like a battery it's a finite amount dave can you can you reread that third line of his tweet to me these are things that resonate with the majority so these verified guys on twitter that are constantly tweeting about their grind how hard they hustle oh my god everything like are they not trying to resonate with a majority in this form or fashion?

Dude, you should see his pinned tweet. I think it's more about the DMs. This guy's pinned tweet is absolutely insufferable, and I'm only about 10% of it. First of all, it's like a thousand words. Is it bendy? It's not a bendy. It's not the bendy tweet, Randy.

It's different. The first line is, I skipped college because I wanted to become the biggest oil man to come out of texas fuck yeah and then there's just a lot more bullshit okay what a boner twitter is not made for for pin tweets where i have to scroll down like four different times in order to do this this is a spinoff of alpha twitter i feel like i feel like there was a shift in the world maybe is archer still making new episodes randy i think so if archer ever stopped maybe it started happening when archer stopped making new episodes or something because they all went from like really over caring about single malt

whiskey and like fucking whatever and they all started transitioning over to – Yeah, cigars. Like they all started transitioning over to being blue checkmark finance Twitter guys. It's Andrew Tate-esque. So this guy actually says – This is an insane thing to tweet about. At Frax Slap actually had an Andrew Tate tweet in the last 24 hours. Is he a fan? It would not surprise me.

I feel like being a fan of Andrew Tate at this point, it's just kind of tough for everyone. He's now involved in the Dylan Danis, Logan Paul beef. Andrew Tate is? As I was going down a Dylan Danis wormhole yesterday, I noticed he popped up. More on Dylan Danis. Can you actually holster that Dylan Danis talk real quick?

This guy at Frax Lap, who wants to be the biggest oil man in Texas history, said that a lady told me to... Hold on. His tweet just says, Lady told me her teenage son is obsessed with Andrew Tate. She's put him onto my content because she thinks I'm a better role model. That's my niche. Replace Andrew Tate guy.

Okay. Maybe he's like a better version. I don't want to be the next level when someone moves on from Andrew Tate guy. Okay. Maybe he's like a better version. I don't want to be the next level when someone moves on from Andrew Tate. It does. Okay. To be fair, it doesn't take much to be a better person

than Andrew Tate. No, no, no. But like, but I don't, I don't want to be the next move after someone gets done with Andrew Tate. No, no. You don't graduate from Andrew Tate to you

and you feel good about it. Even if it's, even if it's going closer to like what I would imagine someone, like an upstanding individual to be, even if that's the next step from Andrew Tate, I want to be 10 steps

after Andrew Tate. I want to be the final nice guy after Andrew Tate. I used to be a fan of Andrew Tate. Look how far I've come. Now I like your shit. Yeah. Yeah.

All I'm saying here, going through these cases here, is that I hope that hustle culture keeps going after me because it's very entertaining to me. It's hard to... This, obviously, this Colin McClellan guy, he has his face on here. And so we actually know who he is.

Whereas a lot of these other accounts that are blue checks that are the finance guys, it's really fun to watch them get angry at things that are completely innocent and pointless. Like a shareable Friday post. Imagine posting a meme. No, you can't be posting the memes, dude. I just like that there's meme accounts beefing. Yeah. Yeah, dude.

We've reached peak internet. You're posting these memes and stuff. Then I'm going to post my memes. As an update, Archer season 14 premieres next wednesday they are still making they are still making archers an update from randy that's good that's good yeah i mean it's it's uh it's it's part of it when you have something that's uh captures the uh instagram algorithm like sunday scaries and like the slams laptop shut post has done, like you're going to get some, you're going to get some beef. You're going to get some haters, but this guy, this guy, it's not that deep. That's something that really stuck with me, Dave. I'm going to ask you this

question. He said, how are you as a man getting Sunday Scaries? Oh man. I used to drink a lot on Saturday night. That was pretty much it. How are you as a man? That's how. Feeling anxious. Well, I've got a mortgage and a family. So I mean, there's a lot of things to worry about. Plus, I don't know what the fuck's going on with the weather. It's really hot. Climate change, the economy. I don't know where that's at. Maybe they can help me with that one. How are you as a man shutting your laptop to go spend time with your family on the weekend, you motherfucker? My laptop stays open all weekend long yeah i ignore my family all weekend working i'm always looking for opportunities to grind and make money sometimes

my wife is like please will i'm gonna leave you if you don't shut your laptop right now i can't babe sorry i can't my world depends on it my world depends on it imagine slamming your laptop shut could not be me i gently close mine alpha twitter is worse in my opinion than hustle twitter but they're they're kind of same same i don't think i have enough experience in alpha twitter it's what i'm the king of beta twitter it seems worse than uh worse net worse than than whatever this is. What's our Australian friend's name? The guy? Nick Adams?

It's what Nick Adams is parodying. Parodying? That's a hard word to say for me. He's the final boss. He is. He's very aware of what he's doing in my opinion. But there are people that are kind of like that who are just very sincere

and they're the worst andrew tate right it's andrew tate he's the worst i don't want fritz in life i don't want fritz to have a role model who's just working all the time to support their family yeah that would be devastated if i ever see that fritz is following at Fraxlap, I'm going to be so devastated. Even more devastated than if he follows Andrew Tate. Oh. Oh, I don't know about that. I don't know. That seems like that guy's worse.

Okay. I'm going to do this. Whoosh right over the head. I was kidding. Like, obviously following this guy is not worse than Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate's in jail for human trafficking. Yeah, yeah. Is he still?

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We promise you. She's back. Randy? Like back like when Sam Ellinger said they were back oh she's okay okay okay she's back and she's on the floor and her jeans are rolled up this is of course tiffany gomez i hear some is plain lady out here looking like a snack out here out here looking like an ai version of herself this is yeah this is such a this is like a set of a photography studio Yeah, this is such a... This is like a photography studio or something.

This is... Are we worried that she's a prisoner of some sort somewhere? Something's not right. I don't like this turn. So she's really leaning in on... So she got two tweets. First tweet was the video that we talked about last week. And now this.

And it's just a quote. It's in quotes. One moment doesn't define you, but it can define your purpose. And some hashtags. You want to read the hashtags? Will, go ahead. Hashtag TMFINR. Hashtag self-love.

Hashtag empowerment. Hashtag motivation. Hashtag stay tuned. What is that first? I don't know. Hashtag. Too much fucking in by the way norm's room first reply no yes nick adams okay he says at least on mine he says

not bad not bad so i just feel like and i you capitalize on, on the moment if you can, I guess, but, um, could have just not gone on social media and not really addressed any of this. And you, it wouldn't define your purpose. Like no one, no one would be associating you with this. People would have just moved on about their day. I don't know. I don't know if people are going to move on. She became an internet sensation but okay the tmfr stands for that motherfucker is not real oh okay okay that's actually kind of funny i'm glad she included that yeah okay i mean okay here's what i don't here's what i don't get slightly about this entire situation tiffany has become everyone loves her like everyone loves her at this point right the people who think she's real yes and oh okay

i don't understand like did she okay she didn't have a twitter account before this or they had to get rid of the twitter account start a new twitter account and restart her entire digital history that's my that's my weird it's weird as fuck not instagram though she had she had somewhat of a backlog of posts okay correct but twitter either it's a brand new account she was never on twitter before she's like we got to scrap the old me and this is about to get back to the new me who who is the source of telling her to operate online the way that she's operating online now which is major ai vibes i think she is linked up with a online pr yeah person who has a whole strategy a whole rollout and this is all very calculated dave's right and she will probably get uh wealthy

off they sent a photographer and in studio lighting over to her place like we're gonna do some pictures on the floor here i bet that's not even her place it's absolutely not her place they're like hey you know what sit on the kitchen floor that's like a That's like a thing. You ever just sit down on your kitchen floor? No. Sitting on my kitchen floor sounds like the grossest place I could possibly sit in my place. Yeah, I don't sit on my kitchen floor too much. No, no. Yeah, she's trying to make a career out of this.

She's doing a lot for ankle bracelets. Those ankle bracelets got me feeling some type of way. They look good on her. Are they back? She brought them back, Dave. Hashtag self-love hashtag motivation i like the hashtag stay tuned because it makes me think well what's coming next she's not done what's why hashtag motivation there's nothing motivating about this i wonder what her speaking engagement fee is going to be here in the next like few months

you can come talk to your there's absolutely no reason she should ever have a fee for speaking engagement she's the that is not real girl no she's gonna go down to the local car dealership talk to the sales team get boys all ready to go sell cars and shit she just got uh one one new follower who me now i'm not gonna i'm not gonna follow her because i just don't feel like unfollowing her in three weeks. Yeah. I'm going to be huffing over that unfollow button for a while. She only tweets once a week, I think. And trust me, we see it. Oh, God.

You know what, Dylan? Let me guess, Randy. You too? I just followed her. All right. Great. Randy just gave a live in-episode follow. Wow.

She's not going to get the follow from me, but I do appreciate that she is seemingly happy now and not scared of the motherfucker in the back of that plane. That she never explained, by the way. Yeah. I still don't know what she saw. The more she keeps us just wanting to know. I think it's strategic that she's not telling us why she freaked out on that plane. She's going to launch a pod, and that'll be the big reveal. I don't know.

In the Washington media network. Maybe so. Along with the CEO serial orrian johnson's pod was her pr team told her like do not tell them why you freaked out it's like uh what did tom say it's like a fine bottle of wine you hold on to it hold on to it to the right moment you smash them over the head with it yeah and in this case we're the people that get the bottle of wine over the head exactly instead of a bottle of wine it's what she saw or didn't see she's gonna take that weird situation on the plane and she is going to somehow turn this into like an entire career and it's just mind-boggling to me that people can do this

it's pretty dope it's because she's not ugly, though. You know? I didn't notice that. Interesting. Well, you're the only one. Huh. Okay. That's why.

I don't know. I'm trying to think of, we're past the hour mark now. We can get a little age. Okay. So we could hypothetically say that the girl that was squirting all over that dance floor in Florida like a year ago like what if she what if she decided to take this strategy like people what if she was tweeting and said one moment doesn't define you i think she didn't hire the right pr team because she could have made

something of it but really like everyone like it was a funny video right because she freaked out on a plane it's like oh my gosh this crazy woman as far as crazy plane freakouts go it seemed relatively relatively harmless yeah she wasn't like they didn't delay anything too bad on anybody or like threatening to blow up the plane she was she's she had a freak out a somewhat harmless one and then everyone noticed like you know what she's not bad looking and then people found out who she actually was did a little more research and found out she's actually pretty damn good looking. And here we are. It's important to not let one moment define you.

That's why I refuse to let the time I choked on a hot dog in front of my coworkers during a meeting define me. That's just not, that's not who I am as a person. There's something to the mystique too because you couldn't find her for like three weeks.

No one could find her on the internet. She scrubbed it must have scrubbed her shit i don't i you could convince me that this is not even her you're saying this i don't hate the theory i don't hate it you could convince me they just found someone that looked like her and now they're just pimping her out yeah i like to i like to focus on what some call conspiracy theories but ones that there's a lot of evidence there. But I'm willing to throw all that out the window and jump aboard that this is not her. That one. That would be amazing.

And I don't know what the play is, the long-term benefit of doing this, but I'm going to hashtag stay tuned. I don't know about y'all. We know you are. I'll never be able to go all in on Tiffany Gomez until I have an explanation for what happened on that fucking plane.

And she knows that there's always like, she could have a PR strategy that takes me 10 years from now. And she's like got her own. She's got Tiffany on fucking NBC every morning at 11 AM. And she could be like the most famous person in the world. But if we don't have an answer for what that motherfucker actually was, it's always going to bug me. She has your attention. Hey, can you DM her and see if we can send her some water for what that motherfucker actually was, it's always going to bug me. She has your attention.

Hey, can you DM her and see if we can send her some washed gear? DM her. Why are you DMing her yet? I DMed her last week. I just want to see if we can send her some washed gear. Was it the Mario meme that said you dropped this? What did I say to old Tiffany? I don't remember.

It's worked for him before. I think I just said, hey, Tiff. I added the Mario movie to my queue. Let's see if she read you see the re-releasing the 1990s mario movie with dennis hopper widely regarded as one of the shittiest movies of all time i got bad news randy it's not great it's bad it's a bad movie re-dm her put it at the top of her stack isn't john lee was on luigi yeah he is what should i say to her just say hey um have a unique business opportunity for you yeah i don't know that sounds a little vague

although she does deal with a lot of vague generalities so just say hey why don't you say here why don't i have it i have it i have what you need to say to her how about you get with the motherfucker who is real that's good do it that's fucking good oh man that's great really good if she doesn't respond to that she doesn't care dude if she sees your profile photo and that message like you got to think that she's going to be responding to that dm see dm sent this is we're kind of proving uh at frack frank's theory that dms are where the money's made oh i've never seen that now i've never seen this before i got an error message frack slap or whatever he had a tweet i don't know if this was uh i don't know if this was from today yesterday or earlier this weekend but he essentially said that um the

reason he doesn't stop working is because he has too many people relying on him namely his family and his employees. At which point you just have to start wondering like why you don't just spend time with them in addition to working like a normal schedule and having a work-life balance. That's why I just hired my family. Yeah. Best of both worlds, Randy. Free game. Is that why you – why don't you ever do this on the podcast?

You always refer to yourself as the CEOo of the family i do yes it's it's i'm the boss donnie danza it's a dated reference how'd that go she respond i got a weird message that said like something's restricted i think she's probably being bombarded and she's set up some kind of protection i don't really know what's going on but she might not see it she's verified does that make you does that give you a little ache uh no don't care okay will's verified on the grom yeah i am verified on the grom oh we're talking grom talking yeah yeah i won't give the money to elon i will give it to facebook as i think more of my well-being relies on instagram than it does on twitter at this point so i kind of had to i had to pony up i had to pay the popper

good for you man what pay john popper for for the concert well the cover band yeah we're going to the yeah we're going yeah okay can we talk about these travel traveling sharks oh yeah they're different from the traveling irish i forgot we were doing the traveling sharks so i didn't i guess i didn't know this i didn't know this that um do sharks normally exist like solo they're lone wolves or sharks if you will so these ones are just jekyll and simon are just out here just mobbing together which one would you rather get eaten alive by jekyll or simon like jekyll i know that if jekyll was coming my way i'd try to hide oh that's good so these scientists they put tracking devices on two great white sharks off the georgia coast

in december are they talking about georgia the country or georgia the state um don't think georgia has a coast is it alabama touches the ocean alabama touches the ocean no gold shores oh it does yeah doi i just googled map shout out the swamp u.s map i just googled map dude i. I think it burned down, actually. Yeah, Georgia hits the fucking... Like I said, yeah, of course it does. Are we talking about the country? Georgia does have a coastline. Yeah, I was going to say, you rattled me when you said that.

I will admit to being not that familiar with the Republic of Georgia. Yeah, can we get confirmation on their coastline? They have one in the Black Sea, but not an ocean. Yeah. Georgia's got more coast than Bama does. Yeah, a lot more.

Well, not a lot more, but certainly more. Well, the sharks have been traveling on a similar path of the Atlantic coast, reaching the southern coast of the Canadian province, Nova Scotia. So we can confirm that these... If I would have just read the second paragraph, we wouldn't have had this entire conversation. We're going to go on next. But but yeah scientists are mega h for this because male

sharks normally don't just mob up together okay so they both have tracking devices yeah do you think maybe they like were originally gonna like kind of fight kind of beef for territory and then they like oh you got one of these fucking things too like well let's just hang out let's just be like let's team up put our powers together we've got this thing wonder how invasive look at the tracking device how invasive it is yeah it's kind of badass like from like like when you originally see it it's like oh shit this bionic shark's gonna like shoot me it's the brian johnson of great whites i'm just worried that the... Dylan's theory that the animals are never going to all get together and try to kill us.

I feel like we're in the beginning stages of this between the killer white stuff, that sea otter that was just throwing people off surfboards. We got the sharks squatting up. The dolphins taking out that paddle boarder. Facts. I feel like we are, like, we are.

The orca shit is wild. Have you seen the video of the, I don't know what the rodeo event is, but where, like, people just stand around and they let a bull out. And it's like, who can stand their ground the longest? And that woman just gets absolutely trucked. What were they expecting was going to happen? I mean, that's. It's the dumbest game of all time.

There's, like, three ways that can there's the dumbest game of all there's like three ways that can end and that was one of them just someone's getting talk about like internal bleeding she had to have been drunk right was she drunk i don't know it's an event that they do it just she didn't even react like last person last person standing wins like how did what's the what's the point of the game i have friends who dabble in rodeo or did. I can have a real-life rodeo clown or former, a retired rodeo clown on if you'd like. Can you imagine standing there and letting a bull just rock your shit like that?

No, no. That's kind of where I draw the line. You know? It's crazy. Dylan usually draws his. Probably a cocaine angle with this one. Right? All all right next story is it he just set you up for a segue wow

what's what's up what's captagon people are worried about captagon dude dave and i were doing captagon in the bathroom at the touch a tray concert isn't that a van halen song? I'm sorry. Captagon, an amphetamine-type pill produced in Syria and Lebanon, is easy to make, cheap to buy, and has already hooked

the Middle East. Now Europe is braced for a possible influx. Okay. Captagon. They're calling it the poor man's cocaine. Does that interest you, Dylan?

Why would it interest me? It's a $3 pill? Yeah. Affordable. $3 pills, y'all. Is it safe, though? Fentanyl, Dave. Got to watch out.

You know, it doesn't sound like it because it's worrying officials in Europe, it says. They were caught trafficking this in fake oranges. Okay, so is it boofable anything's boofable if you got a big enough butthole david my man ain't lying that's fair don't write put that pen down randall we don't do butthole content no i draw the line at 0.5 milligrams in sorry guys i'm not gonna be trying captagon i don't know man i just don't like are people dying from this or is it just like getting people fired up because like i haven't seen any like they're not really saying much about danger yeah they're not selling it but they're not not selling it yeah no it's, he's saying that it's – yeah, he's saying that people are kept a gun off this shit.

Really? That's what they're saying? Just absolutely zooted. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what to say about this. Hard to find in the US. Other than be safe out there, kids. Don't try new stuff just because someone puts it in front of you.

Wow. As we learned. If you find like an adderall on the on a ping pong table at the office or something don't just take the adderall half of my van what was i supposed to do with the adderall wormy dog what was i supposed to do you want me to send us some dork ass slack message to the entire company being like i found it up i found someone's adderall on the table i i've ing it into my mouth dog yeah i wanted five i wanted i wanted a fun night more than five dollars he was hella productive that day no i went to greenlight

and got fucked up fuck yeah you did no i i if you find if you find a pill at your place of work and you google it and you confirm that it's what it is and you feel comfortable taking it i think you should be able to take that pill i I took a pill to Ibiza once. No, you didn't. You've never even been to Ibiza. I was with Avicii, dude. I wanted to show my old band. You've never even been there.

People were mad that no one mentioned Avicii on our dead musician draft. Randy did. Randy did, yeah. Randy, oh, you did. Yeah, Randy did. We whiffed on that for sure until Randy saved us. Yeah, but we're playing a young man's game

or an old man's game, I mean. We named a bunch of old people. We did. You gave a nod to Mac Miller. I did. He wasn't my headliner, but... They just released his tiny desk on vinyl. Does that interest you, David?

It is a top three tiny desk. So, yeah, it kind of does. Posty just did one. All right. That's all I had to say of does. Posty just did one. All right. That's all I had to say about it. Posty just did one. Post Malone, Will. You know I love Posty.

Don't look at me like that. That's really cool, man. All right. I'm happy for you, man. Good start to podcast week. I thought last week was podcast week. No. Can I give an was podcast week. No. Can I give an announcement?

Sure, man. To all the podcast fans, all the Dip Nation people out there expecting a too much dip today, we had a scheduling issue. So it will be live tomorrow afternoon. Also, since we're in the spirit of announcing things you cannot listen to patreon through spotify you can link your account through spotify and you never have to deal with that patreon app again check it out check it out separate stream yeah but still pretty dope very dope pretty dope nice. Shout out to them. Yeah, not trying to throw any shit

or anything, but they seem to have more app problems than Spotify does, you know? Yeah, that's why this is kind of a big deal. Yeah. I think you'll enjoy being able to listen to our premium content through Spotify. Yeah.

Very cool. All right. We'll see you tomorrow for Randy's game show. Dickie. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.