Circling Back - Bluetooth Speakers at The Bored Ape Yacht Club

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

A wild bluetooth speaker story from Dave's grocery store, Randy's ridiculous golf bag, the orcas won't stop sinking ships, Bored Ape Yacht Club's member event did not go as planned, GTA6 teases, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Randy's IG Golf Post: Golf Bag And Vlog: Randy's Vlog Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:00) Dave Saw Something Wild The Other Night (30:35) Let’s Break Down Randy’s Golf Bag (39:01) The Orcas Are Fucking People’s Shit Up Again (48:10) This Week in Hong Kong: Bored Ape & Pizza Hut (1:01:31) Am I About To Get Obsessed With GTA6? (1:13:02) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Alfa Romeo Tonale: www.alfaromeousa.com  Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Dunkin: Holiday menu has returned! Schedule35: www.schedule35.co (STEAM for 15% off) Blueland: www.blueland.com/steam (15% off!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin Texas. My name is Will DeFries. To my left, David Roth. Well, I did what they said I'd never do, and I finished the fall of the House of Usher last night. Eight-episode commitment. Watch this. And I got to say, it was pretty good. I don't believe you.

It was pretty good. The acting gets better carla gugino is uh worth the price of admission austin's own is it pronounced gugino well how do you say i've always said carla i think in my head i don't know maybe i've never said it aloud i genuinely don't know i would i think i would say, I don't know. Maybe I've never said it aloud. I genuinely don't know. I think I would say, oh, I don't know. Dude, I've really put the pressure on myself. Well, I want to hear how you would say it. I would have said Carla Gugino.

Is it Gugino? I don't know. Maybe it is. I don't know. I'd rush through it so people couldn't call me out for it. She is an American of Italian descent, so she could go a number of ways with it. That being said, she's delightful was what did you think of the the work of gothic fiction that includes themes of madness family isolation and metaphysical identities did you enjoy it

you know it was everything i wanted i wanted a lot of uh metaphysical isolation things of that nature uh i will say that it is it is very much just revenge porn against the Sackler family. So you're familiar with the Sackler family? Oh, yeah. It is – they are not the Sackler family. They're the Usher family, but it's very similar in that they are pushing pain pills upon the masses. So Usher is a part of this family. Not him.

Okay. But, like, where does he fit in the last name of the family is usher also the name could be a little bit different the fall of the house of usher the fall of the house of usher it's a lot of these and ofs that's lame yeah you can't you can't have the fall just call it house of usher agree agree um that being said i started it pre-spooky season i finished it post-spooky season and um it maintained its spookiness a lot of shows don't do that so give it a look it's on netflix are you familiar with this check it out i'm a subscriber believe it or not i'm not got kicked off my brother-in-law's account still haven't made a new one they keep upping prices we out here yeah um here's the thing you've been watching the house of usher i don't even know what the fuck dylan's been watching

there's currently the love island games occurring and y'all are not even paying attention wait dude you want me to watch that or the challenge all the i can't do both i can i'm different though when it comes to shitty reality television i can just take it all in i'm a sponge i'm still working through suits stop dude they just yell like megan markle too much all they do is yell at each other no i like spencer abigail she's perfect dylan texted out the group after f1 when he saw that harry and megan were at uh sunday and he was like guys like is there any way we can help the alfa romeo people to get out there today i gotta talk to megan i think it's abigail spencer i got their name

switched that was stupid of me spencer abigail yeah that's what i said it's a good name yeah i'm gonna look this person up oh an american actress hey oh look her up in suits it's been a not that she's like aged terribly but it's been a few years since she was on the show she still looks she's only 42 bud yeah she's in your wheelhouse i just said she still looks fantastic do you want to tell the people at home what we have to do regarding certain ages on this podcast yeah i just looked at the bio of circling back on twitter and it said 330 plus people or guys whatever it says which is still applicable it's still technically applicable too

yes i recently watched the uh the end of halloween or the Halloween, the end story, whatever it's called, the most recent one. It was okay. Yeah, I don't freak. But I was going to add that on the topic of mispronouncing local Austin celebrities, apparently Adrian Grenier was part of the trick-or-treating group in this neighborhood the other night. Did he bong any beers? I don't know. part of the trick-or-treating group in this neighborhood the other day.

Did he bong any beers? I don't know. But one of the moms of Parks' little friend group, I was talking to her at school. She said, oh, my gosh, we saw Adrian Griner. That's definitely not it. I was like, I wonder if she's talking about Benny Chase. And then she pulled up a picture like, look, here he is.

Sure enough, it was Adrian Griner. We make trade for Adrian Griner. Griner. We tried to get him with britney but no work it's a the merchant of death play right there that would have been a good halloween costume you could tell me it's not even grignier you could tell me it's something else and we've all been pronouncing it grinner grineer grineer pretty sure it's grignier well okay like rihanna let me make it about myself real quick. When he famously held the door for me and my son, my son and my partner, when I said, thank you, Adrian Grenier, and he smiled and kind of laughed himself,

I feel like a guy like that might have corrected me. I don't know. There's a big difference between Grenier and Grenier. When you have a name that's commonly mispronounced, you just let it go. Like? As a guy whose name is really weirdly spelled. Does anyone get your name right? No one has ever gotten it correct on the first try.

People have gotten close. Because it's a 50-50 shot for my last name. I feel like it's gotten better in my later years. But whenever someone gets it right on the first try, they always kind of look up like, did I just say this correctly? And I always try to gas them up a little bit. Like, oh, great work, dude.

Yeah, no one gets that. I believe Grenier, like my last name, is French. Probably. He was on a pod. He does podcasts. We could maybe get him. Where he was kind of lamenting the fact that like, there are times when he feels like,

cause he lives on like a farm outside of town or a ranch type thing. He like laments the fact that he's not like ultra famous and like not always recognized. Like he's like, does he really, he says though, he said, there's part of me,

he says, and I'm paraphrasing and probably doing it poorly. So there's part of him that misses getting recognized and stuff. And I'd like to, i'd like to i'd like to think that that that day at the proper hotel well next time i see him and i recognized him i'll give him a shout out i made his uh little day that's that's beautiful you know he's on what if he was on a big day probably was dude can you imagine what his day at the proper looks like probably pretty bougie he's a handsome man how many 23 cocktails

did he have at least two and then how many pumps of expensive soap in the bathroom in the communal bathroom did he have oh my god that's what we all want to know how many pumps in that bathroom in general maybe he went upstairs and got some dank fajitas do you think adrian grenier has freaked in the proper hotel bathroom i do i don't know i wouldn't doubt it but i freaked as in like the dance no he wasn't just freak dancing or code word for something else don't make me answer that he's doing magic tricks high-level magic tricks he's freaking some young lady's mind that would be sick if adrian grenier or grenier or grenier or grinder if he decides to pivot to magicianry, or magic as they call it, I would go to that.

You bust open one of the stall doors, because he's been in there for like 30 minutes, and you just hold him a deck of cards like, oh no. Is that what it looks like? You find one in your pocket. No, hold on. Let's do a little play. Ready?

Hey, hey, hey. No fooling around in the community bathroom open up and he like opens up and it's like a very scantily clad young lady and him and he's got like a little hat and he like goes no it's not what it looks like and he just pulls a rabbit out of it he's regurgitating frogs into champagne glasses what if you saw adrian grenier like entering the proper hotel and he had like a big like members only jacket on and there were just clearly farm animals in it. And you were like, what are you doing? And he's like, don't stop. The guys are not going to believe

what I'm seeing right now. He goes up to a room and puts him in there and then later he comes down with a different jacket on, rabbit ears sticking out. You're like, what are you, Adrian? Stop. Do I need to listen to the David Blaine, Joe Rogan from the last couple weeks? I don't know why you wouldn't. He was in Austin?

David Blaine was in Austin and we didn't make a play. We have a connection to him. Yeah, we do, Dylan. And you're that connection. I didn't know he was here. Figure it out. Hit up D-Man, dude.

I need to. David. Not you. Oh, DB? The other David. Debs, dude. I like to go look at his feed and see who his guests are, see if there's anybody interesting,

and then I'm always like, oh, wow, that person was in Austin. If I went out more, maybe I would have run into them. But I don't go out much. Man, that's sad. Hey, can we do a quick moment of silence for paint grandpa sure all right now we're back pour one out it's time boys for will's five-star review of the week sorry that was very micah that was good though whispering into the microphone is very micah you guys ready for these into the microphone is very micah you

guys ready for these i have two i have two today to read very happy with both of them this one says i get all my swing thoughts from this pod every night i fall asleep and dream my backswing being obstructed when i wake up i sprint to the garage and repeatedly pull the door shut until the neighbors call for a wellness check five stars thank you jay money dealionaire damn we also have our friend uh fatima cadaron fatima cadaron sure she said hundo pier five stars love that started listening when i was a sophomore in high school got intro to touching things podcast on grand x labs what dave look at us that is a homegrown uh listener right there she said now i'm about to graduate college and i will continue listening and patronage for as long as i can love you boys

we love you too fatima if she's about to graduate college she started listening what in high school yeah she's kind of led with that sophomore year actually oh did she i missed that part we got him we get him early man that's get him we got him with the strange stranger things yeah dude touching things that went hard you and i you and i did a lot of work to to get that done like we had to watch like six hours of television in one weekend just to sit there and have like i don't know 1500 people listen to it That was back when the show was at its peak. We were just peaking then. Oh, touching base?

Stranger Things. Oh, okay. I was like, yeah. Not our podcast. I was like, that's mega fair though. We peaked. Just downhill from there. Month two.

Yeah, like I get it. Hey, can we talk about our friends over at Dunkin' real quick? Because like it's holiday season. I'm straight chilling at the holiday inn but i might pivot and straight chill at duncan okay it's the holiday season you know what that means family drama snow crunching under your feet ugly sweaters and duncan's brand new holiday menu and the best part the return of the legend duncan's bringing back the iconic peppermint mocha signature latte are you serious you know what that is, right?

I'm not done with my pumpkin spice shit. I gotta... Oh, too bad. Jeez. This is a latte with a mix of mocha and peppermint, all topped with whipped cream, mocha drizzle, and that chocolate powder dust, baby. No, I have to say, that does sound fantastic. You can snack one at your local Dunkin or give the rest of their holiday menu a try.

We're talking about toasted white chocolate signature lattes, cookie butter cold brew, in the brand new spiced cookie coffee that i want to try that whoa whoa whoa whoa spiced cookie coffee you heard about these hash browns these hash brown johns they got the cookie butter cold brew you can't just gloss over that i didn't gloss over it player okay you guys hear about these hash browns though they're drizzled with jalapeno cheddar and topped with crumbled bacon. It's pretty much a loaded baked potato. Jeez. That's Dave's favorite. But in Dunkin' form. And here's the kicker. If you're a Dunkin' Rewards member, they give you the gift of

donuts. This means a free donut every Wednesday with any purchase now through December 31st. As a Rewards member, exclusive limited time offers are always on the horizon. And it's easy to sign up. You just head over to the app or visit dunkinrewards.com as a member and you earn points towards free food and drink you gain access to exclusive deals and you can even unlock secret menu items america runs on duncan that's a menu that's teetering on like too many good options you don't know what to do like i'm looking at the

menu my head that's why you get to go numerous times my head's just in a pretzel like what do i do here it's like the uh the lakers team from like 15 years ago like there's just too many good players the one that lost to the pistons in the finals for one that one that one yeah that one wasn't the mailman on there too uh we beat shaq and kobe carmelo ben wallace is different the mailman famously has some skeletons in his closet. Always delivers. That's why they call him that. Right.

Isn't he a creep? He got a very young lady pregnant, I believe. Oh, in college. Okay. Very young lady. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Hey, Dave, it appears as though you saw something wild the other night. Were you at a crazy event that was happening bro let's go out tonight uh no i was at the grocery store

oh okay sometimes crazy events happen there so we needed uh we needed allergy meds and um also needed i needed to pick up my skipjack, which I will be eating for lunch today. And then I needed to pick up a can of. There really is no November if you're skipping Jack. Oh, shit. Got it. I thought Tuna Melt was Tuesday. Tuna Melt's every day.

Well, you named a day after Tuna Melt. Yeah. I mean, it's done on Tuesday as well, but that's like the only day that we memorialize it. Okay. I'm a little confused, but keep going. I'll figure it out later. You celebrate Christmas like every day from like November 1st to December 25th, and you're going to act like you can't just celebrate tuna melts all the time too?

That's honestly a fair point. I think you will. What else was I – sardines, can of unsalted sardines for the dog I like that's a little treat I give him like once a week anyway go to the

self checkout standing in line and the Randall's on Brody it's not the best grocery store but it's it's fine

it's a fine grocery store and I'm sitting there and I'm listening to music you know as one often does Not the best grocery store, but it's fine. It's a fine grocery store. And I'm sitting there and I'm listening to music, you know, as one often does. Like in headphones? No, no, no. Just kind of listening to the music the store's putting out. And I was like, man, that's pretty bumping. And I'm like, why are they?

I'm like, this is a weird song for the grocery store to play. It's Dr. Dre, Keep Their Heads Ringing. Ring, ding, dong, ring-a-ding, ding,'s uh dr dre keep their heads ringing ring ding dong ring a ding ding ding dong keep the heads ringing i don't know this jam do you really not it goes pretty hard oh okay okay okay sorry when you did that that sounded better thank you okay and i'm like all right and then i start hearing like the bass and i'm like i was like i like literally look up i'm like why why is their system like all of a sudden bumping well this music was not brought to you by the good people at randall's grocery store uh the music was from the guy who pulled up at the end of the line behind me who brought his bluetooth speaker and had it in his shopping cart and was just listening to his bluetooth speaker you're lying he just y cart and was just listening to his bluetooth speaker

you're lying he just yammed all over you dude to god he yammed on you the middle-aged white guy with his wife was this the radio version or the uh explicit i i almost positive it was the explicit oh my god that is egregious behavior i i was like i was kind of looking around you know how like in the um self-checkout they have somebody there from the store just kind of in case the thing messes up, which it often does. I kind of looked at her and she kind of like smirked and we're like both like, this is a thing that's supposed to happen. We allowed it. And I wasn't going to, I didn't care. It blows my mind that there are people like this who have presumably been living part of a society for a very long time.

At least 45 years. And still don't know like basic society rules. Hey, when I say he had a Bluetooth speaker, it wasn't like my little JBL. It was like the next one up that is almost like too loud to bring on the golf course. It was like a full-on like serious subwoofer action jbl i believe does he not know about the miracle of headphones it would appear no i don't understand why people like people like this exist how it how it happens it's really weird it it was truly i like i like wanted to get a photo and I was like you ever think about like when you when

you witness an event like there's a crazy event happening I love it when crazy events happen you know people let's say you're at a golf a golf tournament and like somebody hits their ball over you and like you like you know what man everybody's got their phone out for these moments I just want to like experience it not be the person like standing there with my phone that's what I did I just I stood there and i i scanned my items and just i kept looking back and i was like is somebody gonna say something yeah is this like a last place punishment for uh fantasy football or something like why do you think this is acceptable behavior and if he brings it into a grocery store he's bringing it everywhere you know yeah i mean you

bring it to a restaurant like you want your own he had it in like the front the front part of the cart too where like your little your little kid would sit he just had it right there and the rattle you can't the bumping if you have that much invested in your finances like you can't just leave it at home sure someone breaking in i don't understand that part of it maybe he was going to barter maybe he was going to get his groceries and be like what will you give me for this do you have any friends in high school who had the osiris g bag uh i definitely had osiris shoes osiris the the skate shoe company made something called the g bag and when they released it it pretty much just sent shockwaves through our entire high school and this one kid got one and the g bag was a backpack but on the bottom of the

backpack it had two speakers that you could just plug your phone into or not not even a phone at that point you could plug your dell dj into it it's like the cool coolers have speakers built into them too yeah it's just not necessary i knew a dude who had one and bring it to the river he was he was uh speakers on the river guy was it a cooler it was a cool it was a cooler yeah i feel like i need to up my my bluetooth speaker game i i thought i lost my jbl long ago and i i found it but like i feel like it's time you know i feel like i should i should maybe stow this away yeah christmas is coming up i want to let it appreciate but i also feel like i need to make

some some new diverse investments you should do a will's gift guide on the wash newsletter just all bluetooth speakers that's actually a funny bit you should do dave's gift guide and have it all be bluetooth speakers well we can keep a lookout but make sure when you do that dave that you sign up for an amazon affiliate account so that every single purchase for you know see it's like they don't even have to buy that item. It's if they buy it for 30, anything within 30 days, you get money from that. You might, someone, we've all participated in that. And I don't remember what the top selling thing was.

Somebody sold a lot of something. I remember it ended up getting like 200 bucks or something like we spent a lot of time like doing this affiliate link shit and the payoff for the company was we made pennies no i had one column that did like 25 bucks and i was like okay and then i was like wait hold on we just put so much effort into making 25 fucking dollars the time you spent writing that would have been much better served elsewhere my my required affiliate link columns through grand x i will maintain we're still good columns despite the affiliate links i still put i still put max effort into them shirtless guy was

in the back of the gym this morning speaking of egregious public behavior and he he plays music from his phone it's like he just turns volume all the way up on his phone and sets it down the middle of the gym for everyone to hear is that more egregious than being in the self-checkout line with a bluetooth speaker no in the baby part of the cart it's not more egregious but it's it's worth noting i would respect it more if he just brought his speaker down he also uh for the first time he i saw him lay back on the uh like the i don't know what it's called. The, the decline, like set up thing. Was he rocking on bench?

Yeah. Pop the legs in. Yeah. And he wiped it down afterward, but still it's like, dude, get your sweaty back off of this. Like,

what do you, this is not okay. You should get him evicted. Should I say something? Get his car towed. Should I send a, should I send an email to management? Like,

I don't want to be that guy. Like I've never been that guy, but it's, it's just gross. Create a burner account. Ruin to management. Like, I don't want to be that guy. Like, I've never been that guy. But it's just gross. Create a burner account. Ruin his life. Ooh, we could do the Scientology method. Do you know his name? We could get a URL with his name in it, and we could just tank his personal stock.

Ruin his brand. Let's dox him. Let's dox him. I don't want to ruin the man's life. I just want him to put a shirt on. We could pin some crimes on him. He's committing multiple crimes. I think there's crimes like that

speaker yeah like there's crimes that go against the law but then there's crimes that also go against society that go unpunished every day i don't understand why we don't have more citizens arrests you should be arrested you should cuff him like and get into an exclusive relationship with him no just throw handcuffs on him oh have you thought about taking your shirt off and like seeing what happens then that that might work i might shame his ass into putting one on just kidding i mean like what if you take your pants off that might be crossing the line yeah what happens in a fight if the guy that you're about to fight takes his shirt off you know he's a psycho if he does that it's like the guy in the golf course but like when i

got in my high school you take your shirt off when i got in my high school fight i had a white undershirt on because that was the era i get it and so i took the outer i peeled the outer layer and my my undershirt had the had the sleeves ripped off i thought i was a badass wait you were pre-ripped yeah it was like a workout shirt basically okay okay picture it okay i know it was quite the same were you like a douche i was a little douchey sure okay okay so trying to think of like what the, like what the move is, like street fight, like take the shirt off or no?

Because like, unless you have somebody there to hand it to, you might lose the shirt. Now, if you keep the shirt on. Is it a dope shirt? You don't mess it up. You could lose some, some,

some leverage, you know, somebody could grab the shirt and get you like, if they know jujitsu or something, like choke you out fight was also in a locker room which makes peeling out or later more acceptable yeah you don't want to get locker room grime on your nice abercrombie shirt your nice hollister polo i never want to get in another fight again uh i do i think brett does too i think i'm ready unless it's a unless it's a frat stomp it's like a squad fight see i don't know if i could go through the frat stomp i just want to a squad fight. See, I don't know if I could go through with a frat stomp.

I just want to get in a scuffle where we just really loosen up each other's necklines on our shirts because we're just tussling. Randy, are you in on a frat stomp if we do one? No, but Brett definitely does want to get in a fight. Yeah, I think Brett's ready. You just want stretched out collars from just getting tugged on? I want people to be like, oh, shit, those guys got in a fight earlier. So Deep Eddie, Deep Eddie and I, when there was potentially an altercation, not really involving us,

but there was potentially one. I mean, kind of involving us. It did, but not like the people. We were there. We would have been like, yeah. But it wasn't. It was my boy. We weren't the culprits.

Right. We weren't in the wrong. Dave throwing punches might have been a little out of line in that situation. We had lined some people up, but there's a jukebox there at deep eddy like a really good one and I just don't rock it immediately thought of like Chris Farley walking over and dropping some

quarters in you know rolling stone street fighting man also some g7 some pool cues were in there too we're talking snaps snack that cues and yeah that's scary it could have been a were in there too. We're talking snack cues. Yeah, that's scary. It could have been a scene in there. I saw a guy get hit with a pool ball at a house party. Holy shit. I don't like eating barbecue by the pool. That doesn't sound that appetizing to me. Okay.

I thought it was burgers they served behind there. You hit G8. Randy's got something. It's weird. I saw Dylan do an eight ball at a house party once. Come on. Oh, my God. I don't do cocaine.

Oh, my God, dude. Never done it. That's why it's a funny joke. Not going to start now. Do people feed the jukebox there these days? What's the deal? I think so. If you're there late on a Friday night, are people feeding it?

I gave Brett some ones that night to go play some stuff it wasn't working and it wasn't working so he brought back did someone rock it someone fucking rocked it you know i've often told the story of micah showing up to little woodrow's to a song that he started via the miracle of touch tunes yeah he got out of the the Uber and his song was already playing as he walked up. No, he had to wait like 10 minutes. Oh, did he? He hovered like another establishment down waiting for it to come on.

He missed 10 minutes of friend time just to have a walk-up song. What do you do if you queue that up at Little Woodrow's and then your Uber pulls up and there's a big-ass line outside? Are you just like, damn it? You just got to run it back. Because he had to pay extra to skip the line with his jam.

I know. Dylan's never skipping lines. Okay. Why didn't you guys tell me? It's another cocaine one, Randy. Yeah. No, we were just saying that you're very strict

when it comes to following rules, so you never cut lines. I'm pretty sure I won't wait in line for Little Woodrow's. And I probably won't wait in line for any bar on West 6th. There's very few bars or situations

where I'm going to wait in line. I would rather show up two hours early and not wait in line for any bar on West 6th. There's very few bars or situations where I'm going to wait in line. I would rather show up two hours early and not wait in line for 15 minutes than I would rather wait in line for 15 minutes. I don't know what that says about me. Agree. But I'd rather just not deal with it. I'd rather just have a stronghold, call it a day, and then waiting in line.

Then you have to go find a table after that. It's miserable. You already know what's awaiting you. Obviously, little woodroves, you can see what's awaiting you. But, like, say you're waiting outside of Dirty Bills. I don't have to see in there to know what I'm getting into if there's a line outside. It's going to be fucking chaos. Shoulder to shoulder, sweaty, really drunk people who are getting into early 2000s rap.

Unless, like, I have a friend, like, dude, DJ bean and peter in town they're they're dirty bills like dude they're in there all right yeah i'll wait in line because i want to see those people or maybe the austin ass man is bellied up to the bar that big old ass ordering drinks for the squad because that's where he was spotted there's no way he's buying you a drink no he's been objectified far too often he doesn't pay for drinks no that's also who which one of us approached him was he you who is this the awesome ass man that was brett and the guy just kind of was like what or like what did the guy do i still can't believe that thing i i think he was just like oh thanks i don't know brett brett could tell you that story i didn't think

it was a positive approaching him being like hey so you're the guy with the great ass he can't act surprised because he had it tucked in. They're not wife beaters anymore. Wife pleasers. Wife pleaser on. Like he knows what he's doing. I think that name is problematic too. It assumes that that's pleasing to a wife.

Or maybe the guy who wears it is just really good in bed. I don't assume. Makes an ass out of you and me. Mm-hmm. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So maybe you should stop.

Great point. I was trying to figure out how to add mass to my legs recently. People say it's really difficult. Oh, okay. And I was like, dude, I just need to, like, i'm not keeping my body guessing enough i'm just like i'm just having trouble i'm plateauing like what do i do about this and i just i needed more momentum in my routine you know what i mean uh-huh this is about fit bod of course it's about fit bod dude yeah the best way to get caked up is there there a cake setting on there? Like you mash like,

I want cake and then I'll just spit out all these leg and butt workouts. Well, here's the thing, dude. Dylan. Okay. Here's the thing. Everyone knows that working out

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um randy you've been working you've recently taken up golf if i'm not mistaken i mean i guess i've been playing since high school but i mean recently yes because I didn't have clubs. You procured a golf bag? Yes, it is true, on Facebook Marketplace. And now you have gone to Middle Earth to create everything else along with this bag? What the fuck is happening? Middle Earth, Azeroth, Hyrule, wherever you want to say it is. What do you have to say to all of our real artists out there? What do you have to say to all of our real artists out there?

Thank you for helping AI get some training so that I can easily make this post. So you're an AI boy now when it comes to your picks. You're taking people's jobs, dude. No, no, no. This is my job and it's just a tool. I'm leveraging tools to make my job easier. That's what it is. It's really just a tool. It's not replacing to make my job easier. That's what it is. It's really just a tool.

It's not replacing anyone. Wait, did you go to Mordor? No, I did not go to Mordor. Do they have country clubs at Mordor? Is there a consistent theme throughout all this? It's hard to get on. No, it's more just fantasy. What were you making?

You have some smoke coming off of your hands, Randy. What were you creating here? I was necromancing some old golfers. You were what? A necromancer. That's someone that raises the dead, the spirits. Not to be confused with the necrophiliac. Which is someone that has sex with dead bodies. Did you have sex with anybody?

No. All right. Never once. I see there's a pee anybody? No. All right. Never once. I see there's a pee-pee picture. Yeah. Near the end. That's actually a fake stream. I got to be honest with you.

It's a fake stream? It's a fake stream. What are the tree people called in Lord of the Rings, Randy? Called Ents. Okay. Is this an Ent, technically? That would be an Ent. Okay.

Shepherds of the Forest. So did you hand make all of your head covers yes you're taking an approach to go you're you're most people spend a lot of time getting into golf when they like start getting into it but the time that you're spending is i think different than the time that most people spend on like the driving range and things like that yeah yeah i had way more fun making these uh head covers in this whole bag than i have ever in golf unless i've been you know drunk at you know a golf outing but no i made all the head covers pretty much made everything inside the bag as it is i actually uh if you want to see how i made everything go to my youtube and i made a vlog for it too my first ever vlog you made a vlog i made a vlog fuck

randy all right i'm gonna repost this on circling back you're vlogging now i'm vlogging now but yeah go to my instagram check it all out here i'll throw something up on the screen right there for the folks at home they could see one post go to circling back instagram yeah we've shared a post you're playing you're playing with two of your boys one of them's too hung over didn't show up and then you see randy walk up it's a single to join you and he's got a mace head cover and like a lord of the rings like themed bag what you doing i i want to i want to see what this dude's all about i want to get to know him i want to see what makes him take as he approaches the first tee i'm just going to start going i i have been dan and i have have been paired up with some strangers. It's a good conversation starter.

There's going to be a time where you realize you left a head cover, like a couple holes behind. Oh, dude. And you're going to have to either do the quick jog back or just drive all the way back and be like, did you guys find a head cover? And they're like, yeah it the um the axe cover yeah that's me all right that's me over there randy uh from middle earth credit where credit's due third slide you look absolutely jacked so that's good on

you man look at that one yeah that's uh that's a honk right there that's uh that's after a uh shoulders and tries don'tis and great lighting. Just let it ride. It's 90% lighting. It's gassing you up. Just let it go. You tried accusing me of this being an AI generator. I thought it was an AI generator.

No, I wasn't accusing. Is that an actual photo? That's me. Damn, dude, you're big. The fact that I asked you that was not an accusation whatsoever. It was a compliment. It felt like an accusation. No, because it's like, this looks so good, it might be fake. And was a compliment. It felt like an accusation. No, because it's like, this looks so good, it might be fake.

And it wasn't. So that's great. It's all natural. Like, Jesus, Randy. Yeah, it had a little thirst in there for the folks at home. You have to. To hide it on the third slide, that's perfect placement, too. Where does the owl thing come into play?

Was that part of this, or was that a separate transaction? I watched 20, 23. No, that was just an owl's been around my apartment complex. I was uh, Friday night. I took the dog out to go to the bathroom. I heard it hooing you I thought when did you get a dog my room my roommates dog? He he was on shift. So the Dalmatian Yeah, he's on job pitbull. Well, he stayed on Dalmatian since he's a firefighter. Yeah. Oh, it's a pitbull Yeah, let me introduce it to my very small child. Oh, you're about to get people

coming at you for that. I don't care. People get so defensive. A Pitbull attacked Rosie one time, so I have all the ammo I need. Trash Can Paul loves Pitbull toddler memes, and I send them to my roommate every single time.

They're hilarious. So good. But yeah, no, there was an owl there, and I finally found it. It's been perching up on my chimney, so I can hear it through my fireplace, so it's really cool that it shows our like roof who uh an owl that's good dave dude owls are so dope fucking loving oh that's why i had to go find it

it was have you never seen one i've i've seen an owl in the past but like to hear one that that's immediate. Stop what you're doing and go find this owl. There's not a cooler bird. Ooh. I had a bald eagle dream the other night. Just a little bald eagle just came up and vibed with me. Facts?

Mm-hmm. There were actually two of them, which I thought was weird, because I was like, I don't feel like y'all travel in pairs. That's sick. And I woke up, because I have a who just like cries and shit, you know? You know newborns, they be crying. Yeah, they do, man. Eagle to freeze would have been a cool name.

We thought about it. We thought about it. We also considered hawk, cockatoo, parrot. Isn't hawk Xander's kid's name? Probably. Yeah, it is. Xanderander you get your boy get your boy zander dude uh matt hoffman the california condor one of the coolest names in uh extreme sports he was tight i think our new office neighbor i think he hurt himself on a like a bmx bike or some shit i met him yesterday australian accent or not yeah dude austin's getting taken over by australians seem really

nice oh i saw the dude uh he drove and he got out of the car and he had crutches and then he was in a wheelchair he's really nice did he really hurt himself i don't know what did you say i just feel like australians do badass shit they typically do badass you jumped out of a plane without a shoot that's what happened i saw that video yeah man he's still injured after all this time yeah it's impressive oh you talk oh my god dude talking about getting served videos like on your twitter i got served a reel and it was a parachute thing there's a skydiver coming in way too hot and um smoked a guy and i don't think the guy made it but elon served me one the other day of a woman who jumped off a cliff base jumping base jumping and the parachute didn't open yeah so thank you that that was a they were protesting that like it was illegal to base jump there and like five of them jumped off and then she was the

last one her shoot didn't open and she died and then it's like yeah that's why it was illegal to base jump there. And like five of them jumped off and then she was the last one and her chute didn't open and she died. And then it was like, yeah, that's why it's illegal. They proved a point through their protest. Like, I'm not asking for this stuff, you know? But you watch these to completion,

it sounds like. I don't do that. I don't do that. Not in November. Whoa. This is no complete November. I mean, it's hard not to watch when it hits the TL.

I don't have a hard time. Really? Bye-bye. Sometimes I don't read the caption. I just start watching. What if when we hired people, we didn't make them sign non-competes? We made them sign non-completes? It's just like, hey, for the duration of your time here,

you are absolutely not doing that. It'd just be a weird thing to add to an employment agreement. How bad do you want to work here? This is a no-nut environment. We want everyone. Can they go home at night? Nope. It's a good, you know, we were trying to make Washington a religion.

I mean, that's a good way to start. Abstinence. Can we take a little trip? Yeah. Can we take a little trip? You. Can we take a little trip? You guys familiar with the Strait of Gibraltar? Ah, Gibraltar, yes. I don't feel like it's not pronounced like that.

Let's take a little trip to the Strait of Gibraltar. That's kind of catchy. Kind of like an intro to a Billy Joel song. I don't think so. Take a little trip. I don't know. I lost it. Straight to the Strait of Gibraltar. It's good. It's good. It's like a show tune. Yeah,'t know. I lost it. Straight to the Strait of Gibraltar.

It's good. It's good. It's like a show tune. Yeah, it wasn't really Billy Joel. You guys mind if I read a little segment of a column from NPR.org? I would love that. NARP. For 45 minutes, the crew of the Grazie Mama felt like they were under attack from below.

the crew of the Grazie Mam felt like they were under attack from below. A pod of orcas had zeroed in on the yacht's rudder as it made its way through the Strait of Gibraltar last week and rammed it repeatedly, causing major damage and leakage. So they were completing itself. She's leaking. We've been there. Rescuers were able to save the crew and return safely to the port somewhere off the coast of Morocco.

Their vessel, though, sank into the sea quote this yacht was the most wonderful thing in maritime sailing for all of us read a statement posted to facebook by morski mile or mile a warsaw-based touring company that operated the boat like hey you fucked around and found out much like like the Austin Serial Killer, the orcas were like, all right, we got to slow our roll a little bit and let the dust settle before we start coming back. But they were like,

all right, we're going back to the Strait of Gibraltar and fucking shit up. It's been a few months. There's too much heat. I feel like it's been a while. Since 2020, there have been 500 encounters between orcas and boats, which seems like a lot.

At least only three boats have sunk and there's no record of an orca killing a human in the wild No, they're just why is that you know, why do they let people just chill? And they kill a lot of other stuff in the ocean. Why not people? You know mean they do kill a lot of other stuff. That's how they that's how they eat Dave. That's how they feed circle of life circle of life predators apex predators are you guys going to go whale watching anytime soon it's not it's not on the uh the itinerary as of right now but what if you were on the boat and you were like just on like snapchat or something you're just going wild on your stories and like it starts attacking like Like that's going to go bye.

Yeah. You got to record this. Oh man, you have like a funny filter on and you just get got. They're probably boomers. Boomers don't think to pull their phones out. Yes, they do. They already have their phones out.

Big old text and shit. Oh, they're on Facebook. Yeah. Dylan's out there with his iPad. You are iPad taking a photo on the boat guy that's what my mom does she just she gets the ipad she just records the family like videos it's like i mean i guess that is a feature of the the ipad you could do that have you seen the the video the kite server getting smoked by a whale i have uh-uh it lands on him yeah pull it up it's not a killer whale looks like a small humpback but

just watch this oh hey to be clear the guy dies a terrible death no i think he's fine okay he's just going he's like oh i'm clay oh my god that's kind of tight though there's another view of it too like that's pretty tight this guy's fine though yeah okay like that's a great story yeah oh yeah i kind of like if i'm if i'm out there paddleboarding like i kind of want an orchid just to like hit me hit me take his shirt off and just look at me come at me orca man what if orca was wearing a shirt what kind of shirt would it be big dog big johnson i'm thinking like gucci gucci some really like a loud ass gucci really yeah they're pretty gangster man they're not giving gucci what are they giving what what do they make what rl rowdy orca the snowmobile shirt that shirt

fucked okay the good shirt was a boater cycle. The number of boat encounters, attacks, whatever you want to call them, are they increasing or are we just not hearing more about them? Are the workers, are they adapting? Are they evolving and coming at us? I think that there's been an increase for sure in the Strait of Gibraltar region. There's some theories, Dylan. One theory among researchers is that they're just playing around.

Hey man, we're just playing around. We're just fucking up your rudder. That's not my kind of fun. It's gonna sink your boat, bro. I love the scientific theory that they just unhashed there. Oh man, they're just playing around. Yeah, I could've come up with that.

Another theory is that it might be an act of revenge due to possibly traumatic previous encounters with fishing boats. Okay. They're on their revenge. Arabroski. Are you ready for it? What is it? What's that line from our man in Love Island?

It's like, I feel like you're going through your revenge, Arabroski. What was that dude from our man in Love Island? It's like, I feel like you're going through your revenge, Arab Broski. What was that dude's name? Zach? Zachariah? It was cooler than that, but it was along that line. Broski? I have to know now.

Yeah, I got to know too. That was a good one. It's going to piss me off. Do you think orcas watch Love Island? I don't know, man. Probably not. I don't know if they have the streaming services down there. I would much know, man. Probably not. I don't know if they have the streaming services down there. I would much rather go out.

I would much rather be eaten by a killer whale than like a great white. I feel like it's a more beautiful death. You don't think they're just ripping you to shreds? I think it's pretty unpleasant both ways, honestly. I feel like the great. I'd rather be in a Prius flying through space. They have sharp teeth. It's much sharper. it's probably a quicker death

you're right the whale's just gonna mash like mash you with those teeth just crush your shit but a shark is just gonna slice right through you but the killer whale

the problem is it's not big enough really for you to like just get swallowed whole and like live inside and possibly like sneak out the blowhole it's gotta mash you up first

yeah it's gonna crunch your bones like a blue whale you can like Ace Ventura your way out. You can just stand up inside a blue whale's stomach. You're like, oh, here I am in the stomach. Light a candle. You're like, oh, my God. You could live off of the crustaceans.

Send a candle. Bellbox.com slash Sunday Scaries. There you go. I can't find it. That's going to really bother me. It's going to bother me, dude. Because it's been on my timeline a lot lately, and I've been laughing at it every single time I see it,

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They're great. It's just really nice stuff. It's also nice as somebody who has, you know, two children now and has a ton of boxes arriving at the place every day with crap from Amazon that I don't need. Like there's so much waste. It's so annoying.

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What's broski? I searched my text conversations for the word broski. That's good. There's only one person who has used that word twice. It's Barrett Dudley. He's used the word broski. So you don't have the quote? Huh?

You don't have the quote? No. Very hard to find. That was a disappointing update. I'm not going to lie. It's just retail therapy. Check it out. Can we go to Hong Kong?

Yeah. Do you guys want to start with, I don't know, NFTs or Pizza Hut? Where would you like to start here? You cannot out pizza the hut so okay let's start with pizza hut um dylan we talked about your pc the other day oh we talked about yesterday on our patreon episode exactly five minutes do you want to explain what's on your jets pizza yes my detroit style jets pizza includes pepperoni italian sausage popcorn chicken

and banana peppers and it's gas okay if you went to pizza hut and they had all those offerings would you probably think or maybe consider uh getting the exact same pizza from pizza hut do you trust pizza hut do you freak with the hut well unless they have some kind of exotic meat that i haven't thought of yet then yeah i'd probably try to get that i will always ride for pizza hut ever since the guy looked at me and when i told him pizza was great and he said that's how we do it the hut i've just been an absolute stan that's a good response i've never been to pizza hut in hong kong and if i do go to hong kong anytime soon i think i'm going to avoid it um they've got a new dish there it puts snake on it like not on a plane but on a pizza so this pizza is shredded snake meat pretty metal

black mushrooms and chinese dried ham all indispensable ingredients of an authentic snake stew and part of hong kong franchise's marketing plot to generate buzz hashtag online Hashtag online. Does this count as playing your Zocard? Have you guys eaten snake before? I think I've had like fried rattlesnake or something. I had rattlesnake at a Brazilian steakhouse in Denver one time. I have never had snake. I can't remember if I liked it or not. It's been a minute.

Well, apparently they eat this stew there in autumn and like i have to admit this pizza doesn't look that bad to me i will i would try i would try it it almost looks like they've like made the snake meat into jerky or something and like i'm interested i know what it says about me but i'm more grossed out by the mushroom on the pizza than i am the snake but how is that the grossest part for you? Because I hate mushrooms. You cannot. This is. Well, no.

You cannot jerky your snake in November. You just can't. You're him, dude. You're so him. You're not him. You're him, dude. This is Dave. You're him.

This is Dave. Why are you pop-pitching right now? What are you counting? Are you counting the jokes you've gotten off? The number of times I've balled. So you've only balled like five times. I don't care. Four, actually.

Okay. How many championships is Victor Maya Jamma going to finish his career with? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm a little caught off guard by... Victor Maya Jama. The image... It's so confusing.

...in this article of the other pizza in Taiwan. The Oreo pizza? Oh, I got that one too. Fried squid and Oreos. Oh, come on. Would you not eat fried squid and Oreos? Not together. Yeah, Randy, what's on this?

That looks like a pond. So I looked this one up this is uh actually from taiwan it's it's a fried squid oreos and these these red things here dylan you ready for this that is flaming hot popcorn chicken okay um that ain't your grandma's popcorn chicken wait what's popcorn chicken i've never heard of this you guys seen this why the oreos i mean it's weird enough without throwing um you know a cookie on the pizza you don't know you don't know how popcorn chicken pairs with oreos for me why don't you toss an oreo why don't you toss one of your your oreos that you've been eating lately why don't you toss one of those on your jets next time you get it i just don't think that you won't

that's a juxtaposition i'm not ready for are you scared of the rigid dichotomy maybe also taiwan has also done a uh a ramen and pork pizza from pizza hut as well too i would eat that i would eat that give me that are you guys pro egg on pizza or anti-egg on pizza there's a lot of people out there that are anti i'm pro i don't know if i have an opinion on it yet it's a lot of a lot of those little street places in italy will throw an egg on there is it va bene i don't mind it well you know breakfast pizza that's a thing i know but you can if you put an egg on any pizza technically it could turn into a breakfast pizza real quick i could eat pizza for every meal you can't what about queso you're not you're literally not allowed to unless you have like a big enough pizza that I can sustain playing one Zocard.

Just have one pizza. It's a week-long pizza that I just graze off of. None of us are above that. Just feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty. That's all I need. Oh, my God. Should we make a t-shirt that says that? Let's make a Christmas sweater that says that.

That should be every first date yeah seriously like he wanted to take me to like a nice steakhouse and i was like let's just go eat just in case why don't we make a shirt that has like a glass of milk and like a plate on it that has like missing cookies and it'll say goblin Mode. That's good. That's going to sell. Let's move merch. We shouldn't do that. You get it? It's like Goblin Mode, but it's Goblin. No, I get it.

Did we do that? It's not me. I'm on Do Not Disturb. Yeah, who's on... Someone's disturbed here. Who's in their phone vibrate era? That was me, but I'm on Do Not Disturb.

Who's in their phone vibrate era? Blame but i'm on dude who is in their phone vibrate era blame j-bone who is vibration on you know i never vibrate i don't know how that came i'm so extra to vibrate i mute every chat and i don't vibrate all right let's let's uh let's maintain our our little stay here in hong kong are you guys familiar with board ape yes the crypto company i think they sold nfts they it's like a club whatever it's somehow it's not like belly up are you guys i'm more surprised that board ape is still a thing i thought nfts were proven i'm sorry i hope brett's not listening i i've heard that nfts are just worthless i think they've all yeah they're all tanking well there's been reports that people have been suffering from eye burn, extreme pain, and impaired vision after attending one of the events thrown by Bored Ape in Hong Kong, which was lit by UV lights. The festival is held every year for members of the Bored Ape Yacht Club, aka the Bored Apes, who have invested in a collection of 10,000 non-fungible tokens.

And so now all these people are worried that they're going blind because they had uh an aggressive light show there what do you do if you're like you know on a first date and they're like hey like so what happened like well i was at this nft thing with a bunch of other bros in hong kong in hong kong which is bad enough it was a crazy event that happened one attendee said uh that the stage lights were quote quite strong and that about by 3 a.m she had started feeling as though her eyes were quote being burnt by with spicy chili oh my god you gotta leave the event i don't care how crazy of an event that it is like you gotta get out of there if it feels like people are burning your eyes with chili bring a welder's mask

you know what was the artifact that they opened up at the end of indiana jones and it like burned all the nazis faces off dark yeah it was the art and and all indiana jones had to do is hey don't look just look down that's how i like my nazis the best with their faces just melted off wow dude yeah wow i went there dude you're not afraid to go there. Dude, you're like an inglorious bastard. Not good dudes. Do this.

Is this going to ruin a Bored Ape Yacht Club for good? I feel like they can't handle a class action lawsuit from people going blind because of their party. What's the clientele at an event, a crazy event like this? blind because of their party what's the clientele out of an event a crazy event like i i will i while i don't want to be overly critical of people in general if you look at videos from this event it kind of puts out the vibe of a crew that like you're scared of when like they're like what they when they like walk into like a uh like restaurant you're just like oh they're about to get wild oh they're about to get wild i was say, could it also double as like an incel event? That's who I picture. These are just fuckboys in loud clothing.

Oh, I thought it was like, just like super weirdo dorky types. Well, they are, but they're dressed ridiculously. No chicks. No chicks. And they're all like, it's all dudes and they're all just pumped on each other. Like all the videos that I saw of this, like it's pretty much just dudes like dancing around and like hitting each other. It's a tough that I saw of this, it's pretty much just dudes like dancing around and like hitting each other. It's a tough ratio.

It's like one of Randy's frat parties. It's a dangerous night crew is what it is. Yeah. Yeah. No, but those guys are kind of sick. Those guys are a little sick. Tough ratio. My ratio currently on Instagram and Twitter is like really good where I'm like interesting

because I have a good Twitter following, but also hot because I have Instagram follows. I'm at 19.4 K and 19.5 K respectively. And like, that's one of the chillest ratios I could come up with right now. That's a solid ratio. Yeah. Good ratio. My chill to pull ratio is still pretty bad though i'm doing too much chilling you flew by me uh you ran me down on instagram

on the ground what's that quarterback who uh you're thinking of um mary allen um baker what's his name Baker. What's his name? Baker Mayfield? Buddha Baker. Got run down by DK Metcalf. I knew I was going to get there eventually. I thought we were...

What? Say it, bitch. Didn't your calf meet the ground one time? I've been on the ground before, yeah. Did you say Barry Allen? Larry Allen. Oh, okay. Barry you say Barry Allen? Larry Allen. Oh, okay. Barry Allen's the flash, so it works as well. Oh.

I didn't make that connection back when that happened in like 1998. Troy threw a pick, and Larry Allen, a noted offensive lineman, ran the guy down. Anyway, that's a little history lesson for the kids. Use that at a cocktail party. Who's the slowest guy in the NFL? I want to see that. I wasn't expecting you guys to actually try to think of the answer. I'm just thinking, is it a kicker, a punter, or a lineman?

Yeah, are there any real dorky punters out there that actually can't run very well? Could be a quarterback. He's got that leg. I don't know, man. There's got to be a lineman that's just like... Yeah, they're famously large individuals.

Who was the guy that wrote that scathing letter to Madden when he was reviewing all of his stats? Do you remember that? Oh, I don't know. I don't. That's become a new thing. They always have videos that come out when FIFA stats come out. And it's like the social person from a soccer club will go up to the players in the locker room and be like,

Hey, here's your speed on FIFA. And like speed is what pisses guys off the most in FIFA. Like the actual professional players. If they have a low speed, it's like, no. They just get pissed. Well, it's funny because in madden they give them like scores for every part of the game like even if you're a right tackle you get like catching ability you know they're like they complain about that kind of stuff and

it's just it ends up being pretty funny i think it was ethan albright was the one good pull randy it was a pretty funny letter. Hey, shout out to Ethan Albright, if you're listening. Not a lot of Ethans. Ethan Hawk? Ah. Brother of Mike. Can we hear it for my friends over at Schedule 35?

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So if there's one thing that'll stop me from going out, it's probably this. There's been some GTA 6 rumors flying around the TL. And these rumors have only been confirmed by our good friends over at Rockstar Games. Rockstar Games. uh by our good friends over at rockstar games rockstar games they said we're very excited to let you know that in early december we will release the first trailer for the next ran theft auto we look forward to many years of sharing experiences with you all um were you guys gta people yes and if you were a gta person how did you spend your time in gta primarily uh i i dabbled a little bit because when when it came out, it was like, oh my God, it's crazy. Which one?

Do you remember? I think it was probably Vice City. GTA 3 hit our high school like a ton of bricks. Vice City is what I ended up playing way more of. My goal was to see how fast I could get five stars and then try to survive as long as I could. Yeah. Did you have any ways of achieving that quickly you probably gotta find a good spot to hide out get a good

tactical advantage on the uh what a ridiculous helicopters and yeah get a roof have all the weapons that you know you gotta be ready for a fight i like to get high ground and i would try and take out helicopters with uh like a grenade launcher or something i don't even remember like how to get a grenade launcher now but yes i would i would also do these types and then once you do that it tends to upset the the rest of the police force and they come after you pretty heavy i guarantee you there's some fans out there that still know the combinations to do all the uh the cheats just because muscle memory oh absolutely i still remember aladdin had a code to go straight to the uh

magic carpet level genie jafar aladdin abu i didn't download a uh i didn't play that dork shit no aladdin was goaded great game yeah it's a great game but if you type in genie jafar aladdin abu even now if you do it on like a uh what's it called emulator it still works i also like to just run people over well yeah you got to start with running over the hookers to get like one star, and then you just got to tear out of there. What a game that is. You said you would always drive a car and then let the hookers go in the door. Yeah, give them a ride. Just take them to where they need to go.

Yeah, it's just, you know. Please get out, man. You have to give back. Sure. I feel like we're kind of at an all-time low when it comes to gaming right now in terms of how much time we're spending gaming. Is GTA going to move the needle for you guys at all?

Can I play it on Switch? Maybe. I'm not sure. I assume so. I would assume you could. What about PS4? See, that's my concern. That's all I have. Am I going to have to upgrade to a PS5 for this? Because I will do it.

You've been saying you're going to do it. I know. I will. Do it. I will. Am I going to have to upgrade to a PS5 for this? Because I will do it. You've been saying you're going to do it. I know. I will. Do it. I will. Let me upgrade. I need to just go to a Target and just scoop one. I don't want to order it online.

I want to go in there and get it and have the immediate gratification. Get your hands on it. Yeah. Go to GameStop and get a free game with it, too. Do you? I don't know. That's usually when you get a console. You get a game or two free with it. At least back in the day. I don't know. I haven't when you get a console. You get a game or two free with it. At least back in the day.

I don't know. I haven't been at GameStop in a while. They need a multiplayer thing. They have multiplayer on GTA 5, so I'm assuming they'll have one on GTA 6. Very open world. You can create your own gangs and stuff. I'm fun with the sniper too. Just taking innocent pedestrians out just for no reason.

Didn't you let Parks play this game at like a way too young of age i did but i didn't let him do any of the like the wild ass shit it was heavily supervised in gta vice city i would just find a motorcycle and then i would there was like this place that had a river or like a body of water and you could hit jumps over the motorcycle and you could get like points by doing tricks on the i essentially turned it into a moto x game yep but it was really fun doing that like driving the motorcycle was way more fun than driving anything else in there and you could just go flying i did enjoy actually doing the missions though i did too until it got to the point where i was like all right like i can't beat this mission some of them were were nasty just straight up tough i might i might give this a look about that got some really bad

car accidents in the game too you know yeah typically you're more freaking twisted than i realized you were gonna be when it came to gta i thought you were just gonna be straight up like getting your car painted no dude i like to get in trouble with the law man breaking the law no do you get like one star and go get your car painted so you can get rid of your star. Fucking dork. All scared and shit. Just committing misdemeanors. Yeah.

Nah, man. You're stealing a cop car and freaking out. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. Just jumping out of the whip at like 90 miles an hour. Taking a tumble. You walk it off. Walk it off walking off like i'm okay yeah let me let me take this baseball bat out real quick my parents gave me a tv when i was younger and like the amount of time that i spent sitting in bed playing gta just late at night was so stupid when it came out it

was like i can't believe this is a real game you can actually do all this wild ass shit did the same guy that had the osiris backpack with the speakers was the first one to get gta3 and it was like we got to get over to this dude's house yeah get a basement where we could skateboard too because in this winter time you can't skate my god you're just feasting down there yeah love that just buzzing with the boys i know it smelled crazy down there yeah it smells like fucking dirty skate shoes and armpits yeah it's kind of what i smell like now honestly that's nice i've just been pitting out lately dude okay i'm sorry that's gross man it sucks dude i don't know what's up i don't know if it's what's your deal i don't know i don't know if it's a diet change or what but i've just been pitting dude

will you guys start calling me pits to the old street pitted dude what's up pits i'm not gonna call you that call me pits you're a deodorant are you rocking you don't want to be in pits because if you're that's my concern i'm worried that i'm worried that i've outgrown my deodorant i've been rocking with some uh prescription strength stuff damn yeah and so i'm worried that i've like outrun it you know i was a mitchum a mitchum man in high school because i was really worried about pit stains i feel like m Mitchum is for real dudes. Real guys. For real sweaters.

In high school, if you had the slightest amount of moisture under your arm and you put your hand up and one of your buddies notices, oh, pit stains, dude. Yeah. All right, fuck off, man. Yeah, dude. I'm glad that that happened also in Texas

where everyone's sweating and not just in Michigan where I'd feel bad about myself. Yeah, fair. It's a sweaty state. It's disgustingly sweaty. Pit stays are just very off-putting. Come on, dude.

I'm sitting here just pitting out right now probably. We don't know that. You're wearing a dark long-sleeve shirt. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You want me to say what I might do to get this remedied? Go out this weekend?

To a crazy event that's happening? No, I might get Botox on my armpits to see if it reduces it. Get some tox, bro. I'm scared. I don't like needles. I've run out of alternatives. I'm ruining shirts. I'm ruining nice t-shirts and I don't like that.

Have you tried shaving your armpits or at least trimming the hair back? I've trimmed the armpit hair and I think that does help yeah yeah you guys want me to take my shirt off right now and do it yeah and show you guys i really like the idea of you getting botox under your arms i think i think i knew somebody in high school who did that for their sweaty hands yeah it's apparently a thing and and yeah sally talked to someone about it and they're like oh he should definitely come in they probably are going to financially benefit from that so why would they be like no he shouldn't come in. They probably are going to financially benefit from that. So why would they be like, no, he shouldn't come in? I think I'm going to do it.

Do it. Fuck it. I'll go live. Randy, you want to come vlog it? Sure. Will you come vlog with me? That's good content. How about you vlog that and then can we do a video where I go to GameStop, buy a console,

and see what game they give me? My game never stops. Hell yeah. And then I tell them, hey, thanks for the meme stonks. Made zero dollars on that. meme stonks made zero dollars on that the stonks man what you get into later you get out to her or what got in a little bit of both okay really i think both applied i remember when jaybone was feeding you guys tips and i was just sitting there out out there like with no tips in my inbox so you probably didn't work for us they didn't no okay so yeah we we did not do you guys

still have crypto holdings if you're getting your stonk tips from a guy named jay bone you're doing something wrong dude you know i have diamond hands well yeah my hands are diamond as fuck are you still hodling i don't know what that means holding but i've got laser eyes dl for some weird reason you what my eyes are lasers dave did ask me to make give him a laser eyes for his uh profile picture you weren't supposed to tell anybody dude yeah what's your problem you signed a a non-compete and a non-complete i've broken one of those jeez which one who yeah which one competing are you working for hot pie yeah you working for the new cool Aussies next door? I might.

Oh. I might go over there and just start working from there. I want to get in with the Aussie crew in Austin. They're kind of sick with it over there. That would be weird if you went over there just to do work. If you're an Aussie on crutches, you're... You clearly have a motorcycle. You just have a motorcycle.

You're kind of sick. You're going to be disappointed when you find out he was playing pickleball and rolled his ankle. He was at a basketball court in South Austin off Slaughter. While he's trying to get rid, mate. That's how they sound. They do. They sound just like that.

I dare you to bring a Foster's over there as a gift. Please do. What if they're English and we think they're Australian? Randy's the one who told us they're Australian. I got a hello this morning from one person, but it was not a long enough interaction for me to know. Hello.

Is that it? Yeah, and I was like, oh man, that could be anything. You could be a German person that got taught English by an English person. You ever think about that? They're Australianian or at least at least the guy i talked to is oi oi oi i'm gonna go to i'm gonna go to the australian coffee place for lunch today i've decided it really doesn't have anything to do with these people other than

they're both australian what's the australian oh yeah come on dog got it got it that's my that's my coffee spot now dude i still have never been there you're not allowed to go it's mine i don't know where the hell it is me and dave we Dave. We run that block. It's hard to find. You have your little John down there. You have your aesthetic coffee shop that you go to. Dave and I got ours, player. My place is dope. Y'all wouldn't fit in in my place.

Please, dude. We're going to have an Anchorman-style fight between our coffee shops. They call me the Cafe Goat. Wait, why? Because I bought some cowboy boots. Some Cafe Goat cowboy boots. Go to Circling Back on Instagram to see that video. Always promoting.

I meant to say that had me on the ground button. You can't hit that button in November. It's true. It's true. I can hit this button in November though. Oh, shit. Time for This Weekend in Fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. This Weekend in Fun presented by our friends over at Alfa Romeo. If you see us around

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I'll be with Parks on Friday. We're going to chill. I don't know what he wants to do. We'll do something fun. I don't know what it's going to be. He's got a little birthday party to go to that afternoon. But after that, just guys night. Might catch a movie.

I don't know. You're getting jets. You're getting jets. Saturday, Sunday, I have nothing going on. I want to watch football, but I also want to get beers. I want to get a Guinness. I got a little front moving through. It's perfect Guinness weather.

It'd be weird if you went somewhere to watch football and you didn't have a beer. Yeah, I agree. I just want to go somewhere and watch football wearing a sweatshirt, like a crew neck sweatshirt. I mean, I'm going to hear about your guys' weekend after this, but I am available to hang out. Is your phone working?

Let me see. I upgraded my phone, but I don't think it's communicating well with yours. So we'll see. My phone is working. Okay, we'll see. You got some notifications there. Do you want to tell us what's going on? Let's test your phone. I have a service person at my home who's fixing or, or diagnosing a problem with the dryer.

Dude, shout out to your dryer. It's not fun stuff. Shout out to your dryer. Is it not drying things? That'd be a red flag. It's shutting off in the middle of a load. It's honoring no nut November.

Sure. Trying to at least. Dave, what are you doing this weekend? Is it working? Yeah, I got a text from you. Thanks, Dave. All right, just making sure.

Should I share what it says? It's your show. No, I'm not going to do it. All right. So there's proof my phone is working. So if these guys try to hit me up, I will receive it. Okay. Here, did you get mine?

Hey, did you get mine, dude? Huh. I don't think you sent one, Will. Okay. Dave says, little ass dick boy. Little ass dick boy. Right there. If you want to zoom in on that.

Yeah. Just see if your phone worked. Yeah. Little ass dick boy. And what's auto corrected fromrected from something else? Oh, man. I don't really know, man. I just...

There is a crazy event happening. There will be a ton of chicks. Just go have fun. Let go a little. I have to go up in the attic and get some baby stuff down for... It was Rhodes. I'll be going in the attic and get some baby stuff down for... It was roads. I'll be going in the attic. Very cool.

So it's going to be quite spooky. It's almost go time for you. I've only been up there a few times. You don't have to flex. You have an attic, dude. That's swag. Do you have a golf simulator up there? No, it's mainly a storage unit.

Oh, I think that makes sense. You could turn it into a man cave though. Brett's got a storage unit oh yeah i think that makes sense you could turn into a man cave though brad's got a keg guy for your kegerator yeah that i've thought we've talked about it all right now you got me thinking i'm like could i fit a simulator if we were to add another level you could fit could you fit a lazy boy in there? Yeah. Even if it's like low ceiling, you could just recline the lazy boy permanently. Dave's in the attic. He's just in his lazy boy with headphones on.

Yeah, he's just vibing. Inhaling toxic chemicals. Probably. Hey, how old's your boy this weekend, man? I just want to get beers. Yeah. Look, this is a very much like a boring weekend. There gonna be i've got a lot of boxes i gotta break down in the garage it's kind of a we're at a surplus of boxes and really there's no room for me to like go sit down and just have a cold beer

it's kind of become a problem um but pretty wide open do you need me to come over and help you break down the boxes i'm pretty good at it i heard you're better than dylan so yeah maybe make a day of it let go of it i heard dylan has such delicate hands that he gets cardboard uh cuts like all the time it's true you guys ever gotten a cardboard cut yes way worse than a paper card way worse than a paper cut not good um i i would you know what this is a cowboy game i'm assuming it's a noon it's giants in town it's a game where i would actually go watch the cowboy game at a bar because it's and i made this i may regret saying this but it's it's the giants and they're coming in with a backup quarterback and it's a home game for the cowboys so it's probably not going to be a game where I'm on the edge of my seat.

So I could feasibly watch it in public. BF watch? Forecast? Damn, dude. You were peak reverse jinx guy during the World Series, and now you're just getting cocky with the backup quarterback. I cared about that way more than the Cowboys. I rewatched a number of condensed games last night before bed just a heads up

highly recommend the MLB app I'm going to do what I do every Wednesday before during football season I'm going to google who the Lions are playing this weekend obviously I'm going to catch that game at 3.05 central standard time duh

here's the thing. I got a big weekend ahead of me. Well, kind of. Friday night, I'll be going out. We're going to ACL Moody Theater. The little guy downtown. Probably my favorite place in the world to watch a concert outside the Vegas sphere.

It's a good venue. Dave and I are seeing the Jim Blossoms of the Vegas sphere next month. That sounds sick. It's going to be cool. It's crazy they got that gig. It's a good venue dave and i are seeing the gym blossoms of the vegas sphere next month that sounds sick it's gonna be cool it's crazy they got that gig it's a crazy event dude we have major juxtaposition implications or people are calling it juxty imps um we have a friday night in austin texas check we have weather in the 50s. Check. I have a bluegrass concert downtown. Check. I just feel like this is a recipe for me getting whiskey drunk and not feeling great on... This is a Will DeFreeze kind of night.

I can't freaking wait. Any special shoes or something? Check. Because it's my first concert... Sorry, it's my first standing concert since i bought my cowboy boots i will be wearing my cowboy boots that i'm an inch and a half if you're there please just know that i'm six foot one on friday night and i don't mean to stand in front of you i'm sorry am i rude for wanting to wear my cowboy boots to a concert so i can get a little extra lift is that a dick move

no no it's being five foot eleven and three quarters i already have a pretty good view i'm gonna to warn you. You might want to break those in. I know. I'm going to be slipping and sliding away. Well, I'm worried about just what your feet are going to feel like about an hour into that concert after standing in brand new boots. That's okay. I don't know if I'm going to stay the whole concert, if I'm being honest.

Okay. It's kind of one of those things where it's more like I'm just going to get out out there check the vibe and uh see how it goes and uh because i'm going out uh friday night it's gonna be difficult for me to cut away on saturday for the boys that being said if there's ever a weekend to go to kelly's irish pub i think it is this weekend it's gonna be just perfectly kelly's friday afternoons are great kelly's day i still have not had their fish and chips i would love to try try that. I'm also in my meat era, so maybe it's meat pie day. Maybe it's meat pie day. That sounds awesome. You're going to get your hopes up, and I'm going to let you down.

And so I don't want you to get your hopes too far up. Because going out Friday night and then trying to pitch to my wife with two kids at home that I'm going to go cash beers at Kelly's Irish Pub. I just don't know if that's going to work, playboy. You're just a constant disappointment. I am. That's what my wife tells me every day. Damn. It's heavy shit.

Dang, it's real. Yeah, I don't really have much else going on this weekend. I think I'm going to back off the meat a little bit. I've been going a little too hard. Have yourself a tuna melt. It is Tuesday. It's not. Every day is tuna melt Tuesday.

It's true. We've discussed this. All right. I start celebrating early. Let's get out of here. See you guys later. It's been fun. Bye.

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