Circling Back - Boeing Whistleblowers & Office Trolls

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

Squad back at full-strength. We've got the Boeing whistleblower filling this week's Touching Based slot, Dillon's view of NFT Nick, a British dude who ruined this lady's existence at work, Dave's t-ball problem, Aaron Rodgers possible VP run, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Bit Madness: https://tinyurl.com/bitmadness24 If you're getting an error following the link, open in an incognito window (or sign out of one of your Google accounts) PROVIDE YOUR EMAIL OR SOCIAL HANDLE! We need to be able to contact you if you win Fill out your bracket Take a screenshot Password: backer20 Accepting brackets until the 20th Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:45) Touching Based: Boeing Whistleblower (32:00) Circling Back on Circling Back: Dillon’s Thoughts on NFT Nick (41:30) Do we need to fight office troll Bob? (49:10) Dave Has A Problem (56:30) Aaron Rodgers for VP? (1:06:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  Stamps: www.stamps.com/circlingback (4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale — code CIRCLINGBACK) Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the Washed HQ in Austin, Texas. My name is Will DeFries, my life, David Ruff. So two days ago, it was 3-11. 3-11 day for those who celebrated. And I wanted to give a shout out to a listener on Twitter, Twitter follower, at Murdakes1, who pointed, Will and I, follower at murdakes1 who pointed will and i uh toward the 311 tiny desk that dropped on 311 because that made my day i ran it back last night i've watched it twice and it is uh it is very very uh interesting very good i must say Not your grandma's tiny desk.

I have one critique. Just one. Nick's face? I don't think the desk was tiny enough. It's a small desk, really. It's not tiny. I would never go up to that desk and be like, that thing's tiny. I'd be like, that's a pretty normal-sized desk you're playing

at there, 3-1-1. I've always said that dude's named murdakis in my head yeah it probably is good listener i think it's good listener murdakis he's probably got backer of the week material maybe murdakis he's plugged in man i've been following for a minute we got a good follower dylan came here from out of this world you know what he's earned my business wow see dave if you're running back videos that someone sends to you i feel like you owe them a follow interesting that will uh announce me and then dave immediately just took over and announced that he's following so who else have

you followed recently dave what's up nasa hey happy uh spiff good eye to all who celebrate right in the heart of it can you refresh uh what spiff good eye is for any new listeners out there it means spring break is for gdis can you explain what a gdi is for any new listeners out there it's for goddamn independent it is um a moniker for those who are not affiliated with a uh fraternity or sorority like why would you ever do that will for example what he's a jade i'm the frattest jade that's ever walked this earth that's that i'll give that to you yeah anyway i'm happy to be here conversation i'm ready to talk space for an hour if y'all are ready is that what we're doing today if you want to talk space for an hour dave and i can turn our mics down and we can let

you rip that would be great i could use a morning off honestly yeah daddy loves talking space you guys don't respect space the way i do but anyway i got the hat i got the nasa hat cooking big time with the little guy dude they should send you to the moon big time with the little guy man uh yeah it was it was great a great trip great trip did you see any astronauts yeah there was one there he was signed he wrote a book and he was doing a signing at the place so he's self-promoting himself tom tom something mike oh bag of bones at this point he's been to space and back he's not going back yeah it wasn't mike the uh third dude on the moon i'm on the moon

just on the mission i don't know you got it you got to go rogue there and just be like, I'm here, I'm stepping out. What are you going to do to me? Well, he didn't even go down to the moon surface. He stayed in the thing that was orbiting it. Michael. He didn't try to swan dive from the space station in? He tried hell diving. Going up to drop in with the boys?

Shout out astronaut Tom Jones. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Different Tom Jones. Okay. But yeah, they're both cool. She's a leader. What a renaissance man that guy is. Shout out Tom, man.

Why do all astronauts, except for Buzz Aldrin, have like super like just stable names? I wonder how many Tom Jones there are out there. Boy, they do have stable... Yeah, Buzz is not, but Buzz is the one who'll give you a knuckle sandwich. I wish Buzz would have been there, and instead of autographs, he just punched you in the mouth.

He'd just walk up, give him five bucks, he'll just punch you. You just go, hey, I'm on this pod, and one of the guys doesn't believe in the moon landing. Boom. Oh, yeah, you're out.

Right to the kisser. I said Bag of Bones. He's 69. That's not Bag of Bones territory. Nah, nah no he was he had white hair anyway shout out tom big time man fun place tom did you touch any moon rocks or anything i touched mars really that little mars chunk that was there you could touch it yeah they yeah you could touch it that's what's up dude bro that's probably new mexico i touched it and all i could think of is how many people have touched this and haven't watched this thing in I don't know how long.

You can't watch Mars Rock, dude. I know. It's like it was just germy as hell. What are you going to do? I found some hand sanitizer afterward. I always feel like a total dumbass when I sweep the leaves outside off of a porch or something. I'm just sweeping dirt around.

Yeah. I'm an idiot. Okay. Yeah. A lot of people do that. It's pretty normal. It feels like a stupid task. Why? Because idiot. Okay. Yeah. A lot of people do that. It's pretty normal. It feels like a dumb, it feels like a stupid task. Why?

Because like, then like more leaves fall down. Once we finish talking space, can we talk Kate Middleton for the rest of the time? Yeah. Dylan, dude. You haven't missed anything. I think, honestly, I think, no offense to you, but. I feel like I missed so much. I've essentially gotten a like full master's degree in Kate Middleton while you've been

out. And like, even people that are keeping up with the story i still feel like i'm hours ahead of them will get his dissertation up do you know where she is uh i don't know where she is that's all i need we do have rumors uh of the entire royal family possibly moving to antarctica that's sick you know that's all that's a very very recent development yes sally uh did a sneak into the studio this morning to give us some breaking news regarding the possibility of the royal family

all slowly disappearing one by one. I don't know if that theory has legs. And then just being in a bunker behind an ice wall in Antarctica.

She sure does, though. Is that why Harry left? He didn't want to move to Antarctica? I get it. I get it. Living with millions of dollars in California

seems like a chiller existence, metaphorically speaking, not literally. That's good. It's cold there. That's what you mean. That's what I mean, dude. Yeah. Not for long, though.

Global warming, climate change, things of that literal nature. Right. I am very happy to be back, though, with you fine gentlemen talking whatever we're talking. I'd like to get ahead of us. This hat's sick. It is a sick hat. Okay. Thanks for getting us one.

I want to get ahead of the narrative right now. Yes, my laptop is completely bare. I feel like I'm naked out here. How are you typing on a bear? I have no stickers on my lappy right now dude this dude's all business if you have any sponsorship opportunities and you'd like to get some representation on the laptop uh please send some stickers our way watch media hq just put that on the envelope your mug play dude i love stickers i don't know what it is but like as a little kid

we'd go to this outdoor store in our hometown, and they had stickers in the case there. I'd always just go look at the stickers and want one. That's from your skateboard era. It probably was. I'd always try to get the workers to give me free stickers, and they'd always look at me like, why do you think you can have free stickers? Who is the around the horn, blowhard, Woody Page? Yeah.

Who does the bit above his... That could be you, but with stickers on your laptop. Yeah. I want everyone's stickers. You love them, yet you get rid of them. I can't talk about why my laptop is naked right now. It's confidential. Yeah.

Okay. I've signed numerous NDAs. Okay. Non-disclosure agreements. Right. I cannot disclose per the agreement. Don't do it then. You can't disparage either.

Don't you fucking dare. As much as you may want to. No disparaging from this side of the table. Right. Okay. Hey, can I give a shout out to our man Ricky Prosper? You guys probably know Ricky,

and if not, you know his work. He does a lot of graphic design for us. He's putting out a watch tomorrow. It's the CD watch by Ricky Prosper. As you can see, there's a CD inside the watch. It's kind CD watch by Ricky Prosper. As you can see, there's a CD inside the watch. It's kind of like when the files are inside of the computer. Compact disc is what that stands for.

And like Ricky's just in his physical product era. And now he's got a watch with a CD in it. And yes, it does tell time. Like Dylan asked me once he saw the watch. Who makes a watch that doesn't tell time? Little kids watches don't tell time. Not that that's a little kid's watch, but I didn't see the hands, so I was like, how do you know the time?

I read something recently that was like, yeah, if you're Rolex, if it's not running, it's not a big deal. It doesn't matter. That's not why you're wearing it. It's a good point. It seems like it would be a cool thing to do to have it stuck on a time that means something to you. Maybe like the time of your first child or 42020 311 which is the same for you um go follow ricky at ricky prosper here it is very he's the graphic god if you see a graphic coming from us lately it's probably ricky or i've

taken something of ricky's and completely doctored it in a terrible way just to make it look like it was ricky's like the royal family would do yeah yeah that's a good callback dude thank you that's a really good callback you guys see this picture oh my god like what are they trying to fool i hate you i hate you dude it's clearly photoshopped my entire twitter feed right now is just kate middleton content every single piece there's nothing else on my twitter feed i'm slightly bothered and annoyed with myself that i saw that picture before i knew that it was photoshopped and i thought okay she's she's back no that was my initial reaction too and then i thought like the more

i looked at i was like kind of a weird way to like reveal yourself and then as people started picking holes in it i started zooming in more i was like yeah this is this is not good the only one i noticed was the arm on her on her daughter there's just a million things in it there's a lot of things that really were just you didn't have to touch up if it were real. Like, why are you messing with your kid's ponytail? Do you think Prince William has a pirated copy of Photoshop like I had all through high school and college? Ooh. Probably not.

Do you think he uses a trackpad or a mouse? Okay. I feel like one of us should go missing for a while. That'd be fun. It's good for business. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to say which TV show it is because I think it's a great twist in said TV show, but there's a certain TV show where someone disappears and he gets super famous and suddenly life is different. Dave, you mind going away for a few months?

Say no more. Okay. I was just thinking. Actually, this isn't the worst idea i know and we just don't acknowledge it yeah we just talk through it i wish one of us didn't have kids it'd be a lot easier without kids the kids really complicate the going missing thing yeah it'd be like like can you imagine like 10 years from now like i don't know fritz learns how to google something and he like looks me up and he's like dad it says you were missing for three months and you came back and had a million twitter followers well lebron was tweeting about

you i would do anything for this family include including fake going missing yeah i'd be like see that see that grill in your mouth right now fritz my absence paid for that there would be a there would be a listener who would drive by my home there's probably a listener in my neighborhood I just don't know about. He would drive by and just see me in my garage. It'd be a great Reddit thread of just Dave sitting in his garage chugging beers. I saw Dave picking up pizza at Via. First family. He's fine.

Dave's in Oak Hill. He's been in Turkey. Everyone's like, is Dave in Turkey? Dave finally got his hair done possibly his teeth maybe some talk just come back 30 pounds heavier because he's just been drinking coors banquet beers in your garage i kind of want to see heavy days gotta say i'm so intrigued with this story course is the number one most intriguing shit going dude it's wow hey we got a lot of other intriguing stuff going on uh beyond the paywall you did exactly five minutes yesterday we had

special guest jay bone on for you guessed it exactly five minutes it was a blast jay he even dropped a gongdom style joke oh he killed it he's so different dude people probably think we prepped him we did not no we didn't we got a blank ball you familiar with the blank ball he's not you've never gotten one before. I'm familiar with it. I'll be firing blanks here in a few weeks. That's my dude. That's sick, dude. We got one.

And I don't want to spoil the show. You've got to go behind the paywall. But you're going to like it. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. You can also subscribe to Patreon on Spotify. Just search circling back. And you're going to be like, why are there two circling back beats on Spotify?

Because one of them is a Patreon beat, dude. You can listen there, too. It's crazy the technology these days. Bit Madness is upon us. Randy, where do we stand with Bit Madness? I saw you doing your little bracket yesterday. I'm trying to ignore the bracket until it's released live on air because I'm a savage. There's no way Via 313 doesn't have

a deal today, right? They got to. 313? They got to. Alright, yes. I got everything written down here. Everything I'm about to say will be in the description of this episode as well. So you can go down there and read it. But pretty much the link for the brackets is in the description of this episode. If you're getting an error when

you try to pull it up, it's just probably because you're signed into multiple Google accounts or either do it on your phone or do an incognito window. Dylan's familiar with those. Dylan, can you explain? They still track your shit, by the way. Real beater hours. Google accounts, so either do it on your phone or do an incognito window. Dylan's familiar with those. What is that? Yeah, Dylan, can you explain? They still track your shit, by the way.

Real beater hours. What does that mean? Incognito. So basically, it doesn't show up on your browsing history. You can surf the internet without a digital footprint. Why would you want it to go away? What if you want to revisit that later and you want to go in your history? Maybe there are certain sites that you want to visit without people finding out how does that affect like you're recommended what do you mean recommend what

like a place to eat what do you mean like cookies recommendations for like sites that you go back to so they know how to like source material that you might be into certain content i'm not sure okay oh sorry i'm asking a lot of questions probably the wrong fucking questions uh yeah so anyways if it's not working just go to do an incognito uh window and very importantly the first prompt that you get there the first field is your email or your social media handle please put that in there because we've had multiple times in the past where people have not done that and they won and then we can't contact them. We were just talking yesterday on exactly five minutes.

We might do multiple prizes here. Maybe a first, second and third. We got stuff to give. So there's opportunity to win this year. So please put your email, social media handle. I think it's hidden. What kind of shit we giving away, man? Hey, maybe you don't pipe down over there, bud.

Maybe you pipe down over there bud maybe you pipe down over there we know you want to tweet like an eyes emoji or something yeah chill out calm down we need to get a little uh love seat for the studio and have people come sit in no we don't be a good prize it's already a little warm in here they're gonna be closest to me i told you i got to do that for the bobby bones show in there in austin and it was a cool experience you got that black leather couch yeah get the black one from your couch that you don't use anymore. Yeah, I got a black leather couch on my lap. A lot of porn jokes early in this podcast. Randy, your hair is looking hella poofy today.

Yeah, thank you. It's fine. I guess, yeah, it is. All right, anyways, so pick your bits and then I'd recommend taking a screenshot of your bracket before you submit it because after you submit it, you can't actually see it again.

So take a screenshot. We'll figure out the prizes. We'll talk there. And then after you got everything got everything before you submit the password is backer 20 just like roback all lowercase backer 20 then you just submit it it is there and uh you have your bracket and i think we'll probably maybe do the first episode 20th that's that's a wednesday and actual march manda starts the 21st you You forgot the most important part. Oh, yes. You got to hashtag SuperSage so he can see it. Yes, that's it. What the fuck?

How long have you worked here? Yeah, what's your problem? This year. Grow up, Randy. But like I said, everything will be in the description of this episode. Just go there. Get your brackets in. You have a week to do it.

And happy BitMadness, everyone. Thank you, Randy. YouTube.com slash circling back. Go subscribe. Premieres every Monday and Wednesday at 2.30 central time hopped in the chat last episode just vibing out

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but we are stepping into the lab to do a little touching base conspiracies. Are we going to talk about John and Kate plus eight? We could. What's going on? Do you think they're not actually octuplets? She's awful. Kate.

Why? See the way she just berated him during that interview? You see that? He probably, didn't he cheat? Oh, cheatin' ass? He started to speak and she cut him off. She's like, I told you to be quiet. It was really uncomfortable.

It was just something like that. It was bad. She stinks. Wasn't he hitting it on the Lolo? His wife? No, didn't he have a side piece? I don't know. His Gumar?

I don't know about that. Okay, sorry. He might stink too, but she stinks. I thought he was getting on the DL. Maybe. Speaking of side piece, haven't there been some pieces flying off the side of these jets? Whoa. Oh, Boeing.

Yeesh. Boeing. Yeesh. Not a good time to be holding. Usually when I hear boing, I think it's a good thing. Unless you're on a Boeing. What's going on with Boeing? Do it in Tucker voice.

What's going on with Boeing? A lot. What's going on? I asked Dave before this episode, are there certain airlines that fly with Boeing more than other airlines? Do I need to be thinking about this as I'm booking plane tickets? I think when you get on a plane, there's like a 70% chance it's a Boeing. Every airline uses them.

American definitely uses them, if I know anything about American. They're definitely cutting corners. A lot of the video I saw, it was United. Okay. So, okay. They're all, I mean, they all have them. We have a lot of pilot friends who listen to this show. Mm-hmm.

Shops. And they will, you know, they'll probably let us know. But I think across most airlines, there's some Boeing in the mix. Oh, yeah. I don't feel like pilots should respect me very much. No. The fact that they listen to this show makes me feel good, though. I think they listen just so they can critique us and be like, you guys are such idiots.

Yeah. Yeah. I wonder how many you guys are such idiots. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder how many of them are listening in the cockpit. Get in the pit and try to love someone. Pilots, you mean. Yeah. Pilot Pete. You got to think someone has listened to us in a cockpit at some point.

You know Pilot Pete's dating Ekansu right now? You fucker. Oh, I told you. Talk about punching down for edkin sue will said that pilot pete's having quite the renaissance no dude he's kind of a dog he's kind of a dog in this show that guy stinks guys it sure looks like boeing might have uh iced a whistleblower mid-deposition yeah i think they did homie got iced i don't like to i don't like to always surmise about people's deaths even though we do that seemingly regularly on this uh on this episode

on this podcast but we're drawing attention to it i think they killed this guy cause of death is what suicide headshot via okay self-inflicted gunshot to the head i believe and so in his truck outside of a hotel but uh reports say that he he was trying to be helpful during this trial leading up to it. That there didn't seem to be a reason that he would do this. John Barnett worked for Boeing for over 30 years. Retired in 2017. In the days before his death, he'd been giving evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company. Will kind of touched on some of the issues Boeing's having.

And we could go down the line. It's a lot. They're having a lot of problems. This dude was definitely killed by someone, like definitely. Well, look. I'm as sure as I am about Epstein. He was either killed by someone in connection to this or the stress and harassment he might've been receiving from them caused him to do it. But it is an interesting time to do it as he was legitimately doing a multiple day deposition regarding what he's been doing the last five or six years. And that's being a whistleblower, being like, hey, you guys have shoddy practices and that's putting it lightly. To come forward like this means that he was down with the cause. He wanted these problems to get fixed and he wants people to be held accountable

for them. So you would think he want to follow through get fixed. Right. And he wants people to be held accountable for it. He said, so you would think he want to follow through on that. Exactly. And he said like a lot of the reason that he had the anxiety and the, the dread of his job was because they were putting out these airplanes that were putting people's lives in danger and he didn't want to be responsible for it.

And so, yeah, to become a whistleblower, you would think that you're on the good side of things and you're trying to write the shit like, yeah. So some other stuff's come to light regarding boeing so a 2014 um undercover video i believe is from um al jazeera was doing this undercover investigation of boeing's practices at their manufacturing plants and uh there's a guy walking around like a hidden camera and he's asking employees at this plant, like,

Hey, would you fly on this plane about this one specific plane? I don't know if it was like the, the dreamliner or whatever. One of the ones that's having problems and like 10 of the 15 were like, no. And the one guy, like, so obviously five of them said, yeah, or whatever. But one guy who said, yeah, he goes, uh, yeah, probably. And then he follows it up with, or whatever but one guy who said yeah he goes uh yeah probably and then he follows it up with i also have a death wish so like okay okay so not exactly a resounding right on right on your work um yeah so and when did this happen the death like in the last week yeah okay do you want to can i go through a laundry list of Boeing issues? I would like you to do that because I needed that this morning, and so I did a little research.

I did my own research. But I think there's probably a lot of people out there who saw the whistleblower story for the first time and didn't realize the grand landscape of all the problems they're actually having. Okay. So Monday, a couple days ago, a 787 Dreamliner plunged suddenly mid-flight, injuring dozens of passengers after a pilot said he temporarily lost control of the aircraft. max where the um side of the plane blew off uh what was it a part blew off of the side of the plane just ever take off a preliminary federal investigation revealed that boeing probably didn't put the bolts in the so-called door plug they're designed to prevent that part from blowing off the plane you got to put the plugs in yeah normally if i was constructing a plane and

something required bolts i'd probably put them on. I think about me and Randy putting together my smoker. You got a few screws left over. You're like, yeah, it's probably fine. It's fine. That would have been the worst feeling if we looked down and we saw some leftover screws and lug nuts. More than 10,000 Boeing-built commercial jetliners are in service worldwide, which is almost half of the world fleet. Not great. Not great. Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

In February, pilots on a United Airlines 737 MAX reported that flight controls jammed as the plane landed in Newark. It's being investigated. Two weeks ago, the Federal Aviation Administration flagged safety issues with the de-icing equipment on 737 MAX and 787 Dreamliner models. It could cause engines to lose thrust. You don't want to do that. You know I'm a thrust boy. Like a whiskey night. Okay.

Hold on. Why did you do a soft dab? It was trending soft. Dude, it's a thing we've been doing lately. That was sensual. It's a thing we've been doing lately. That was sensual. It's a thing we've been doing the last few days. We've all been doing it. We're not doing soft dabs.

The boys are doing soft dabs for soft thrust. Your skin was touching for like two full seconds. Skin to skin. Skin to my business partner. Skin to skin. It's too much. Ever heard of it? Just go quick.

It helps the boys bond. Dabs are, you get in and out on a dab. I was trying to think of real or fake businesses the other day, just like, because that's how my brain's wired. And I thought of skin to skin, which is a, it was like a place in Florida where you go and you spoon with other people naked

just to bond with other people. No pen. Strangers? No pen. No pen. No pen. Are these strangers? But my fear is that it would turn into a pen situation. If you go, if you go back to your, if you go back to your room and sit on your hands, you can do whatever you want. There's been some pen during those. That's the thing.

Yeah. Suddenly, you're open to something that's trying to make people feel comforted in the world. And then the next thing you know, you got lawsuits and you got a brothel on your hands. What if they set you up with just a complete baddie? Yeah. Dude, that's fat. You're just like, oh, God. Oh, shit.

You got to tuck it. Yeah. But you got to know where to tuck it. You can't tuck it. Yeah. You're just out there could be fun yeah wait is this a real thing or is this something you thought of skin to skin in palmetto beach dude that's for real let's go it's skin to skin dot net i just don't need human contact like that like i'm i've got sufficient contact like in my own personal life not to oh good for you oh this guy okay oh hey and uh and that means i'm getting relatively none because

i'm not i'm famously not a cuddler oh you're not no i've retired i would cuddle the shit out i've retired it's a little hot i can cuddle up until it's time to actually sleep i can't cuddle while i sleep dude i got a kid in my arms enough i my arms enough. I don't need other stuff in there. What I'm about to say might shock you. It's that bottom arm. It gets trapped and it's like a whole situation. Or you can put it up high and your shoulder starts to hurt. I've got enough shoulder issues.

I know. I honestly spoon Randy, my dog, not this fucker, more than my wife. We'll see you after K-pop what happens okay don't spoil my weekend and fun the other day i came up with the idea for a uh a side sleeper mattress but then i realized that it's already been made it's like a hot dog bun yeah but you still your brain still came up with it my brain came up with it it was a good idea and the idea was like there's a place like you can get your arm like inside the idea was like there's a place like you can get your arm like inside the mattress kind of oh yeah so you can you can sleep uninterrupted if

you're sleeping on your side you're definitely people effing that mattress you're gonna fuck the mattress brother someone created one where you can like take it there's like a you take a whole chunk out and you stuff your arm down and you put it back in wait so it's like they scooped a bagel a little if you want to make that analogy. This is giving hot dog bun. Look up the side sleep. Have you guys seen the eight sleep? What?

This new high-tech thing? No. The eight sleep is the thing that you put on your bed and it like tracks all your sleep for you. It adjusts the temperature of your bed so you can make it like cooler or hotter if you're a cool sleeper and it's just like it's just i don't really know it's like a whoop band for your entire mattress essentially it's a lot of data yeah i don't know if i need the data

based on like what i've learned in life about myself yeah that's a lot of the reason why i'm no longer doing the whoop i kind of like what would wake up. What are we doing with this data? Great point, for one. And then also wake up. I'm like, oh, I feel pretty good this morning. I would look and be like, well, you shouldn't because you slept like shit. And now your day's fucked. You should probably stay home from work and sleep.

Brittany, I just sent you a picture of the side sleeper. I just want you all to get a visual on this. See what I'm talking about. I want one so bad. Here comes the side sleeper. Then we can move on. We can move on.. See what I'm talking about. I want one so bad. Here comes the side sleeper. Then we can move on. We can move on. Oh, I just killed the mosquito that's been flying around this studio this entire episode.

Wow. Not a mosquito, but a gnat or something. Do you all have the- Oh, my word. Do you all have the mosquito hawks around your house? Dude, those big dogs? Dude, they're huge. They're bad right now.

Yeah, they're harmless, though. Sally keeps freaking out about them. They're harmless. I'm like, Sally, just let them die, dude. They're annoying, though. See, look, you stuffed your arm down in there there i don't know if i want to stuff my arm down in there i do i'm a side sleep like elbow deep then buy one if you're real if you're a real side sleeper then be a real side sleeper the price point is uh quite high on this bad boy

finance it is this like uh just like springer making the making the punch at the at the frat house party where he dipped his whole fucking arm in you never said who it was it was springer oh fuck yeah could you could you uh could you make party punch in this you i don't know if it's gonna hold liquid you can put a plastic bag in it and make a party punch and like it's a foam mattress could you store beers underneath it and stuff yeah you probably could if you want to crack one mid-sleep hold on on. Let him cook. Yeah. It's done. He cooked it. What else could you pull out of there?

What if you just started doing magic tricks? Could you sous vide in this thing? Crackers? If you want a little snack? What if you sous vide it in this? I don't know. You could cook in this thing, dog. Okay. Yeah, maybe.

I mean, I don't know why you would. Think about it. Like it just cooks on your natural body heat. I'd just take out the pillows from this thing and just shove my whole body in there just sleep in my little sleep in my little coffin hell yeah what if you stuffed a yeti coffin down in there and then like you had your little buddy sleeping in it if you have any made a mattress yet it's gonna be twelve thousand dollars you're gonna have to take out a second mortgage on your home they're making a cot soon for sure yeah they're giving cot yeah sure a 13 000 cot it's like a snoo it wiggles you to sleep at night oh like the what's the oh the snoo yeah you

can take the mattress off now thank you randy dude it's amazing technology just wiggles them dad's over here man um yeah not looking good for boeing it's it's never been a better time to be uh on the conspiracy side of things when it comes to big business and stuff royal families and such i mean this this is pretty brazen this is reckless are the politicians doing anything about it i looked up i lacked this guy huh no they killed him allegedly no we don't need there's no look there's no evidence that suggests that i mean look uh motive is there however you're gonna need more than that okay you understand you need some dna but where is the evidence who's investigating this

oh man what kind of blicky did he use i don't know man it's sad it's sad this is also a reminder that uh lawsuits depositions things of that nature. Very stressful. Worth noting. Like, that shit sucks. Thanks for noting that. That was a good note. It's not fun. I'll put that in the notes of this podcast. Please do.

You know, just so... Before you get into a pissing contest, think about it. Oh. Wait, why are we... Why are we playing the theme song again? Are we done? Or wait, are we circling back on circling back? Oh, my gosh. We're doing a podcast within a podcast right now.

That's never been done as far as I'm aware. Dylan, I'd like to circle back as you kind of had the same experience that I had when I missed some episodes last week that I missed Bottle Night. Yeah. Devastating. But I will endure. But you had the same reaction regarding a certain story we did on monday which is nft nick uh he has since put out several other videos uh he's flying around

in a helicopter new york city just mean mugging the camera dog behavior um this guy's got my head in a pretzel i don't know what to think of him yet. I think I hate him so much that I love him. Choose Rich. He's such a clown. I don't like to make fun of ugly people because you can't help it, but he's the ugliest person I've ever seen in my life. In terms of looking at something, he's on the tougher side of the spectrum. I'm sorry, man. You're kind of choosing poor right now. That's what you're giving. And I don't know if that's what you want to give or what you mean to give but that is what people are going to take away from this show right now what i hate about this guy but i also respect the hell out of out of is that he's getting exactly what he wants from everyone like everyone's just just can't

stop dunking on them podcast the community notes, he's just an absolute war wolf. Well, he's getting smoked by the notes. He's getting smoked. Are there designated people that do community notes, or can anyone submit a community note about something? I've wondered how that happens. I want to start, instead of ratioing you one weekend, I just want a community note your ass.

I want one community note on one of my tweets. I know. Yeah, right? That sounds awesome. I want it to be a good enough tweet that I do people. Yall can probably community notes my spiff could i tweet that i totally stole from you you could probably this guy stole this tweet from at d chivalry yeah yeah i wish you could get more clout for community noting somebody like dylan did this community yeah like i could get some clout by saying like his son's name is not actually seven how many notes

does it take to show up? You know, like how many people have to comment on your trash post to where there's a community note that appears? The helicopter thing was funny because he recorded that video. He was about to get on my helicopter to go to my private jet to fly to a meeting. But it's like he's filming from like outside, like a gated part of it. Like he wasn't even next to the helicopter. Like anyone could walk up there and do that. to fly to a meeting but it's like he's filming from like outside like a gated part of it like he wasn't even next to the helicopter like anyone could walk up there and do that and why didn't he

do a video from the from the private jet yeah how do you how do you not have one of your social media boys behind you as you're getting on the helicopter while you're loading in i'm convinced that the guys that were on the yacht with them um i'm convinced that they were not prepared that day to be on the yacht no and that they are like begrudgingly taking part in this and they're like like we are friends with you we've known you for a long time we want to hang out but like are you going to be doing the content stuff what's what are we getting ourselves this is just gonna be a normal thing are we doing the thing are we doing your thing yeah like there's enough evidence like for and against crypto that people make cases all the time for you know having diamond hands or famously having paper hands.

Like Randy. And so like, that's fine. I'm not going to, I'm not going to have that argument with anybody. But when it comes to NFTs, hasn't it been pretty widely discovered that these things are pretty much worthless? And so for that to be your thing that like you're still pushing, it just is a weird look to me. How am I supposed to believe that you've become rich from NFTs when they've all just tanked? That's a great point. Unless you're the one who's selling them and just making rich off idiots.

People don't really want to talk about it, but Johnny just got out of rehab for smoking crypto. That's true. He was trying to buy some crypto off the street the other day. They couldn't find it. He just got out of rehab for smoking crypto that's true yeah he was trying to buy some crypto off the street the other day they couldn't find it he just got out of rehab again yeah the the house that he was recording from that he claims is his but it's clearly just an airbnb with the like super generic like um what does it say it said choose rich every day. Which, by the way, every day in that context is supposed to be two words, not one. That's a good one. That's the house of a just complete douchebag.

Yeah. It's perfect. He's watching Scarface on a Monday afternoon. That fucking rocks. He's watching Scarface in his home theater. It's Monday afternoon, dude. Are you supposed to be trading he's just if I knew that the people I'm trading against are watching Scarface all

Monday afternoon I kind of feel like I have a competitive edge there all the rich all the rich like new money douchebag cliches he's just completely nailed Scarface like the neon sign in your house you know he has a newsletter right i believe i believe uh randy's a subscriber yeah randy's subscribing randy any tips randy chose rick he's gonna start buying nfts i only read the colin rutherford one i've not read uh his yet someone signed me up during the premiere how many apes do you have now none no apes none i have but i am subscribed to three newsletters i don't know what this third one was that someone signed me up for, but whatever. He was just scoping out the haters from his helicopter.

Where are they? The video is clear. Looking down at the pores. It's clear that in the video, I think he thought that he was getting a picture taken of him. And so he just freezes in the middle of the video. He doesn't move. He's not mean mugging the camera. He just didn't realize. He's not mean mugging the camera. He just didn't realize.

He's so perfect. Oh, my God. Oh, he's getting his community notes. You're getting community notes. You can get double community noted. That's rough. That's never been done. Shortly after the video in the QT was posted, a helicopter owned by Charm Aviation, a tour operator,

and which is the same model and color as the one nick claimed was his took off for a 20 minute round trip oh my god it is likely nick was just on a sightseeing flight for tourists he absolutely was like that it's very clear that's what happened i'm gonna rate this note i am too i didn't know you could rate notes that's good it is it's helpful is this note helpful yeah i just rated it too and And I have submitted my rating. Sign up to be a Community Notes contributor. Sign up, dude. I'll leave that to Dylan.

I feel like that's a Dylan play. Dude, I'm all over that shit. This guy's so great. I love this guy. I followed him for a total of four minutes. It's a sightseeing tour that he's on. Am I still following him? I think I am. It's obviously a sightseeing tour. It's a sightseeing tour that he's on. Am I still following him? I think I am.

It's obviously a sightseeing tour. It's flying around the Statue of Liberty. Yeah. That's what you do. Yeah, he's perfect. He's not flying to a meeting on the top of another skyscraper. He's just, yeah. He's so dedicated to the bit.

He's spending real money to pull this shit off, too. Yeah. I don't know how much it costs to go on this tour. I want to know what his subscriber base has done in the last like week. Oh, man. Statue of Liberty. He's trying to tweet through it. Man, I love it.

He's going to Ellis Island. We could probably get him on the show. I wonder if he's in town for South By. He's choppering here, dude. He's giving South By. He's choppering hereper how far in real life can you go in a helicopter i don't know without refueling i won't find out let's guess not videoing from his recording from his pj was it's all the evidence you need he's this guy's

just total totally full of shit but will and i know a couple guys who can get him on a PJ. Yeah. He's probably got a similar fate. Choose rich. Choose rich. This guy's face, it's the most punchable face I think I've ever seen in my life. I don't trust this guy with my money because I just don't think that

he actually has it like that. He's got two community notes on his video. You really don't see that very often they double down on the notes you can have helicopter money you can have private jet money but i don't care what you have as long as you have rocket money oh by the way the helipad is owned by manhattan helicopters sorry will i stepped on that it's their helipad it notes it's theirs you guys know about rocket money. I love using rocket money.

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with it now i noticed that i'd go back to read it oh who put that xenophobic joke in there that was will and it was will he's trying to sabotage your shit god making it look like i chose poor hashtag never choose poor dude well i think we found an all-time shitty co-worker. His name's Bob. Fuck this, dude. Hey, Bob. Suck one, dude. By the way, whoever wrote this did Bob a real one by not saying Bob's real name.

Yeah. Well, it is Reddit. They might show up to his house and murder him or something. She said, someone in IT trolled me for over a decade. Have I any recourse? I work in a medium-sized firm. Are we sure it's not small to medium-sized? I would like to know that.

Let's be honest here. Between 2014 and January 2024, I found myself constantly making mistakes while working. Some examples are my calculations on Microsoft Excel being wrong, data inputs on spreadsheets being wrong, booking the wrong days with my annual leave by accident. I booked the 1st through the 10th of October, but suddenly I had booked the third to the 13th of October impacting the business negatively. Typos. She goes on to say that she felt like she was going crazy and she did like, you know, she did the actual math for a lot of the spreadsheet stuff on the side. And then in February 2024, just to confirm that she was doing it correctly, 2024, February last month, Bob,

he got fired. Sounds like it was a hostile firing based on some of the comments of this reddit thread and uh the new it guy over the next two weeks approached her and showed that he had just been changing stuff by accessing the system editing her work and changing the information she had put into her annual leave sheet among other things hey bob what's your problem dude this is such shitty behavior what a colossal waste of time is this is this guy like red pill is that count is he red pill adjacent she goes on to say that she was overlooked for promotions uh she couldn't work from home because of unreliability issues which would be a real

bitch had to undergo assessment for adhd and early onset alzheimer's and other cognitive that's where it's like that's where i'm showing up to bob's place and being like it's on site okay let's spin this what if she got on some dope like vive answer addies yeah because yeah did she get any like drugs out of it what if she got on that limitless shit do you ever think of that what if he was just trying to make her grind harder how fast are you running to your boss and be like, I fucking told you, like, this was not me. Yeah.

That sucks, man. Like, it's not your boss's fault, but, like, it would be really hard to not resent the company after that and just, like, go find another job. Hopefully they made her a hole on this. He made her, like, question if she was going, like, legitimately, like, losing her mind yeah this is such shitty shitty i'm hoping she milked this for all it's worth like road you

know what i mean like her next when she's up for promotion and apparently for promotions you have to do your own cover letter again which is crazy but she was like by the way i don't know if you remember the whole Bob thing. That was me. So just putting that in there. I bet she's, I bet they did her right. I hope so.

I wonder why Bob had a grudge against her. I think Bob wanted to hit. Yeah, and she wasn't giving it to him? Mm-hmm. You wanted her to be his work wife. Yeah, this is classic.

Like, I'm gonna make her look worse behavior. I don't think Bob likes women. i don't think he's a part of a women's rights movement i think he's an incel yeah yeah it was excel it was her spreadsheets yeah good he's giving incel he was in her excel right but giving they are not the same right fucking bob well the the op did uh did acknowledge that bob had assaulted a woman on the premises and was dismissed without being allowed back in screaming at her gross unprofessional behavior he had left a significant amount of evidence of his trolling behind he had tried to chat me up when i first joined the company i refused him which is why i think it started there it is see

bob was trying to hit dude that why you've been fucking with Dave's shit all the time? Bob's got no hoes. Shut up, dude. Dylan's been editing your jokes out. Of the pod? Yeah, I get with Randy afterward. I write down all the funny moments. Sometimes he writes down your funniest ones, and then he re-records them in his voice,

and then puts them in. True. I've been losing followers lately. Yeah. Dylan's actually been removing followers from your Twitter account. He got access to it. People are like, Dave's kind of losing his fastball.

Like, maybe it's time for Dave to take, like, maybe, I don't know, just disappear for six months or something. And he stole your Spiff the G'day tweet. You did steal my Spiff G'day tweet. I'm sorry, man. I was doing numbers, too. Yeah, it's a good tweet. You're stealing my dad cap shit.

Yeah, you're the first person to wear a dad cap. How do you give your dad cap to dave he hadn't been a fucking nasa johnson space center recently fucker it's been many years since i've been to the nasa what did you call it it's lbj dog johnson space center fucking calm down didn't you say your johnson was out of this world i don't even know what that means man i don't know what that means gogs facts gogs gogs are you okay let's make it a gogs hat are we gonna do a gogs hat it's it's gonna sell eight we're gonna sell eight of them yeah can somebody photoshop um this is really niche but instead of david goggins it's david goggs

but it's just dylan it's just glissadente running alongside of a car like yelling motivational shit at the person recording does this hypothetical photoshop have the hot dog uh with a six-pack yeah it's very in shape it's it's annoying because just you guys saying that someone's gonna go do it and why do they i'm gonna. I'm going to see it in three hours. Why do they sell hot dogs with a certain number in the packs and then buns with a different number? What's up with that? It's a ploy to get you to buy more of one or the other.

Boy, in the back of my pantry, there's almost definitely hot dog buns that are expired. Bullshit how they do that. It's crazy, dude. Big hot dog. that are expired. Bullshit how they do that. It's crazy, dude. Big hot dog. Will you fix that? Yeah, what are you going to do about that? What are you going to do about Boeing? That's first on my list.

Do you pledge here right now on camera, we're giving you the platform to not take money from Boeing? I saw they were developing a Boeing Wiener bus. What's it called? The Boeing Wiener bus. Okay. it called? The Boeing Wiener bus. Okay. Why are they making a Wiener bus? It doesn't have wheels.

It just bounces on springs. Air Force glitz. Air Force bun. Air Force bun. Air Force bun is good. That's good. Write that down. Air Force bun.

I hate it. I would too. I hate it. It's good enough that you should hate it. I hate it. Hate it. I would too. Hate it. It's good enough that you should hate it. That's going to be good. Now this is epic. It's not. Dude, Randy is having kind of an epic morning.

It's just that I got in here early for mail-in. I'm an hour ahead of you guys. Wow, dude got here at 8.30 today. He did double daylight savings. Hey, you are not the same. Well, give him employee of you guys. Wow, dude got here at 8.30 today. He did double day like crazy. Hey, you are not the same. Well, give him employee of the month. Dave, do you have a problem? Oh, yeah, a few.

Okay. Oh, this is a segment. Right. So I told you all that Rhodes is starting. Rhodes is my son, if you're new here. He's three-ish. Starting T-ball. Okay?

With these kind of things, it's – parents are encouraged to help. You're helping with Park's kid pitch ball, right? Yeah. Coach pitch? Coach pitch. Coach pitch. So, you know i'm i'm all about it i'm down i'm gonna go out there i don't want to run the practice but i'm down to shack balls do whatever i gotta do hit some grounders whatever shagadelic davy yeah so like that

one dad who kept doing the bad austin powers he's got it How do we get him to not come back? That's good. Here's the problem. His first practice is like Sunday. Sunday after my procedure. My procedure being... My procedure that will prevent me, in theory, from creating children going forward.

And I want to go. I also don't want the other dads and moms to think I'm like lazy and not wanting to help out. But I also don't want to be the guy who emails like the coach like, hey, here's the deal, bro. Or should I be the guy? Do I need to let him know like, hey, I'm going'm gonna be at practice you'll probably see me sitting there not getting up and i may even have a pack of ice and uh that i'm sitting on i'm gonna be there just no i'm not i'm going to help going forward but not this time you don't have to tell them like exactly what the procedure is but a little email saying hey i'm gonna have a procedure and i'm gonna be on my ass for a few days i don't want them thinking i got a bacchiotomy

or something like i don't even know what that is but yeah don't mention don't mention the actual procedure don't pretend like come on like what did you do after you got that thing bleached uh i was i was up and running the same day really oh yeah there's not a no there's no there's no doubt is there still that mark on the bleachers from the baseball diamond come on man no sliding for you so you were uh you're helping out with the team that's it yeah unofficially i'm not i'm not gonna fuck are you gonna bat him in the four spot yeah i got a bat i can give you a t-ball bat that parks no longer uses okay if you want yeah sure that'd be good to go is it broken no parks isn't a t-ball anymore okay he had some i feel like there's some there's a

catch here yeah do you buy it with the company card there's no catch here. Yeah, did you buy it with the company card? There's no catch. I mean, that's how I play baseball. It's just a bat, bro. What's your Randy's problem? Randy's on fire. What's your deal, Randy? What's your problem? There's a man over there, and he's got the hot hand, and I think we need to just keep feeding him.

Do you think I should email the coach and be like, hey, I'm going to be there, but just know I've been instructed. I'm not supposed to run around. He's not going to be like, oh, what can't i've like been instructed i'm not supposed to yeah running around and okay he's not gonna be like oh what's the procedure i might be you can't ask that it's hippo i don't ask i don't i try not to ask any of that stuff no you can't volunteer that to me player what it is yeah yeah all right tell him you're getting a bacchiotomy no that's i specifically don't want him thinking i got a bacchiotomy he's gonna be like oh he's the funny guy don't look it up i don't think it's a real word all right if you said procedure like if someone said they had a procedure i'm not

like going out of that if you said you had surgery i'm like oh what happened but like procedures like i'm gonna keep my distance. Okay. It probably did need to be said, but I thought maybe we could have some fun with it. We got your fun joke. Yeah, we did. It was a cool joke. Cool joke. I'm excited.

I'm excited for T-Bone. You should go on SNL. Should I ring the cool joke gong? We do have a gong. It kind of pains me that it's for retail therapy. He can do it. We can use it for this, too. We just need to find a use for it within these walls.

I just don't know if Randy's got the touch. He never played the gong in Ode to Joy. And it shows. Don't want to say it. I was a sixth grade trumpeteer. That's about it. I was a sixth grade trumpeteer, he said. Second chair, bitch.

Why not first chair, idiot? You're a first chair skinflutist. Skinflutist. Is it a flutist? That's someone who makes flutists. That's the most fun you can have at a Tex-Mex joint. You know that, right? Not the skinflute, but flutists.

They're not that fun. Just a little fried. Hey, I'll see you Friday. I like the idea of flautist more than i like flautist man i'll say it they're fine they're dry dude there's they're too they're too crispy it's like you got it's hard to bite through those fuckers it is you're so boring there's too many layers of chip i wish you that's what it is all these layers he's a much layer of chip dog you fucking we need multiple there's no layers to you. Is this big tortilla chip?

They're fucking great. Are they forcing tortilla chips on us? And the tortillas are getting smaller. With our healthcare system, should we be eating this many tortilla chips? A little too crispy. We're doing Trump now. This is the part of the show

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we always just put the photo of him standing in front of that warehouse or whatever. The Four Seasons? Yeah, the Four Seasons. With his hair dye dripping down? Yeah, the hair dye photo gets played. It's mainly just us making fun of Rudy Giuliani. But yesterday it got put in there that RFK is considering Aaron Rodgers for his vice president slot.

I'm not going to lie. Let's go. I can't think of someone I'd less want to have as president than Aaron Rodgers. It would be absolutely brutal. Can you imagine if your number one most hated athlete, can you imagine if, what's that quarterback from Texas? Garrett Gilbert.

What if Garrett Gilbert was vice president and he was one bullet away from the presidency? Wouldn't that just like chap your ass? That would come out of nowhere if it was Garrett Gilbert. It'd be very confused. He's resourceful. He'd be very confused. He's carved out a nice little career for himself.

I know RFK is not really in the mix at this point. He's just the third option. But like, I don't know if I want. Buddy, he's in the mix. Like, hey, we have a Kate Middleton situation going on with our vice president. We haven't seen him in three days. Oh, it's because he's just been sitting in a room in complete darkness. I don't think that's something he's going to do again.

I don't know if that's something you go back to. Why is this happening? It's probably a Vax play, if I'm being straight up honest with you. He's very outspoken about the Vax. And so is RFK. Okay. Yeah. So I assume it has ties there,

and probably other politics start getting intertwined, and suddenly you're like, oh, wait, he's really fucking famous. Has he had comments about woke culture as well, Aaron Rodgers? Yeah, he's got several. Yeah. But Aaron Rodgers, he's going to have a big November if this is the case, or a big October even. I mean, he'll be back on the field, right?

He could be back on the field right now. Yeah. He already has a job. Is he going to quit the other one? I feel like you can't do both. No. I think if you've watched Full Swing, you understand it's really hard to do your sport and be like a politician at the same time, a la Rory, riding hard for the tour and playing very, very poor golf. That was one of the threads. Didn't you say you were trying to find full swing on Skinamax? That'd be good, dude. Is Cinemax still around?

No. Sure? I don't think Cinemax is still around. So the first episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, it opened up with HBO. Yeah. Second one didn't have it on my TV tv maybe it was just my app or something you're broke i don't like that they're i don't like that they're getting rid of that from legacy hbo shows i feel you got to keep that on until until they're all done i'm working my way through by the way i'm on i've watched uh three or four i don't know what my problem is i

got i got three stacked up and ready for me so so I got to dip back in. Yeah. When you mentioned Rudy Giuliani sweating, it made me think of the lawn gnome. Yeah. I'm like two or three behind. There's an entire episode of Frasier where Frasier's dad wants to start dating again, so he dyes his hair and he starts talking at a party to a young lady in front of a fireplace and he just starts dripping everywhere we've all been there i didn't realize that was a thing is that like the spray and stuff

yeah that's like yeah okay yeah it's changed since then but yeah i always said that i would i would embrace the gray every single gray hair white hair that i find in my beard i immediately want to get rid of like it's just immediate because you're gonna look like a uber college professor you've complimented my gray in my facial you have more of it though that like makes it look like you have like you have enough of it that it's a thing you can't just like pluck them out mine are just that's how they're gonna show up i know i'm not gonna just it's not gonna just change overnight roll with it dog i think i'm gonna start doing just for men no the thing about it is that it's just for men wait didn't we loria i tried to have sally pick up some just for men for me and

they stopped her at the door i said ma'am you're not welcome here that's good we've actually started carrying that down at the saloon just Just for men? Just for men. Yep. I'll apply it for you. First one's on me. Wow. That's very generous. You want a round of just for men shots?

Don't use your hands. Okay. A little egg white in it. Okay. I got a video of you doing a shot with no hands. You put that in a cocktail often. No, I know. You don't put egg white in cocktails?

I've never done that personally. You're not giving choosing rich. Barrett, not a fan of the egg white in the cocktail. Ooh, I like it. He said it didn't move the needle for him. Can we gas up his wedding photos? They look great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's a hot man. What him. Can we gas up his wedding photos? They look great. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, he's a hot man. What do you expect? Yeah. How about just the photos? Yeah, the photos themselves look pretty good too. They're good. It's a lovely couple. Beautiful couple.

Kind of wish we had a wedding this weekend. It was fun having an Austin wedding. Are y'all not going to vote for RFK because he works out in jeans? Be honest. Because he lifts weights in jeans. In order to vote, I would have to register. Great point. Yeah, Will doesn't.

He's not registered to vote. Yeah, if you guys want to join my campaign, it's unregistered to vote. Please go to stopthestealandstopthevote.com. Can you unregister to vote? I don't know. I think you can, but I think it's more of a hassle than just simply not voting. Right, so no one does it. I felt on a wormhole the other day of a bunch of people that live off the grid.

And the girl's Twitter bio said that she's a fourth generation, no social security number have her. And I was like, my first reaction was, wow, that's pretty impressive. My second reaction was, I don't believe you at all. I think you have a social security number and you're just doing this for clout. How do you not get one? You just don't get born at a hospital and then you never register anything with anybody she's fumbling the bag if you don't if you're not born in a hospital now like you don't get a security

number what about social security what about paying taxes and well that's my next question for her like so you're just what what land do you live on in upstate new york that you simply don't have to think about anything she's a sovereign citizen or insurance or employment or all kinds of shit yeah i think this is a trust fund girl who's pretending that she doesn't have a social security number her parents work for boeing yeah i know that okay i know what's happening here yeah i got this like what's your social security number i forgot uh one but like establishing credit like all kinds of shit it's fuckers old come on oh my god one so what's going on at boeing i'm the first person to ever have a numero uno over here sally and i were talking when we were on vacation we were like well like

what celebrity couple would be most fun to like at the pool right now and party with tonight? So I looked up most famous couples, and the first couple that came up was Adam and Eve. I was just like, I don't think that would be that lit. They're not going to be there. They would have a lot of questions for us regarding the state of the world right now. Come on down to the saloon. We got Adam and Steve. That's good. I'm going to edit that one out, and I'm going to re- got Adam and Steve. That's good.

I'm going to edit that one out and I'm going to re-record it as myself. That's good. Okay, go. Just do it now. Randy, mark that one down for Dylan's re-record. I think it's time

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damn head over there dylan what are you getting into this weekend thanks for asking will big weekend actually uh our friend klein Klein will be in town. I believe at least one of you is playing golf. You are playing golf with him. I'm not. But Friday. It's not Howard Dean. But Friday, we're going to enjoy some Mexican food with our friend Klein as a big guru.

Tex-Mex. Just giving a flauta. Tex-Mex. You going pon a flauta. Tex-Mex. You going poncho style or what, dog? I might match that poncho style. What's on that short list for your order right now? You know they got some new items on the menu. Dave, are you going to go bone-in ribeye?

Did anyone get it? No. I'm not getting the bone-in ribeye. You can't do that at a group dinner because then everyone's paying for your $60 bone-in ribeye at Matt's. See how I want. Doing it at lunch. Well, it wouldn't let me. I never stopped you from doing it. How much is it? You never even indicated you wanted to. I think it's $55 Matt's. See, I want... Doing it at lunch. Will you let me? I never stopped you from doing it.

How much is it? You never even indicated you wanted to. I think it's $55 or something. Oh, wow. Are you serious? But it comes with an enchilada, playboy. I mean, I would love to get it, but again, I don't want to.

Look, you guys already bought my Edna shirt. What if we split it? Got some tortillas with it. How many ounces? Because you know I need at least 18 ounces it's true for my intake i'll figure it out anyway oh thanks randy so that'll be fun saturday got a little saint patrick's day party out dripping springs way which i will be attending and i'm excited for that as well i think you guys might even be there. Shout out to Micah.

Happy 40th birthday, Micah. Yeah, happy 40th. Thank you. And I look forward to seeing both of you. All right. And then Sunday, I'll get the homie back. We'll be chilling, man. They're practicing baseball. He's missing practice this week because he's in Arlington.

So I'm going to take him for some BP, some grounders, shit like that. Home of the World Series champion, Texas Rangers. That is true. I brought my Texas Rangers polo that you gave me to Houston. I wanted to wear it in Houston just to flex on everybody there. Nice. But I didn't end up wearing it. All right.

Well, thanks. And that's my weekend and fun. Dave, how about you? For those taking notes, Dylan almost wore the polo I gave him. I brought it. It was in Houston. That's big of you. Shout out to the backer.

He made the cut, dude. He traveled on the team bus, but didn't get on the team sheet. He considered it. Would you like to know about the ribeye before you start your weekend? I'd love to. It's $49.95, 16-ounce, certified Angus beef, bone-in ribeye, served with house salad and your choice of cheese enchilada or steak fries. Gotta go enchilada though.

Who's doing steak fries? No one's doing steak fries. That's silly. If they did it with the side of Matt's fries, I think Matt's fries is the sneaky, most underrated thing that that place has. I showed y'all those fries. No, you didn't.

The Matt Jr. potato. Yeah, I did. No, you did not. No, you did not. I wish you did. They're gas. I wish you did, but you didn't, dog. Yeah, I did.

I might actually be giving credit to this. I think Sally might have showed this.'t, dog. Yeah, I did. I might actually be giving credits. I think Sally might have shown this. Oh, stop. It was definitely me. Why are you trying to steal valor from my wife, dog? Dude, it was definitely me. Y'all didn't know shit about them. They rock your shit, don't they?

They take the fajita seasoning, and they toss it in the fries, and they chop up some peppers and onions, and they're just delightful. They're really good to take a- Oil, cook it in oil. If you get a flour tortilla, and you put the fries in it, and they chop up some peppers and onions and they're just delightful. They're really good to take a- Oil, cook it in oil. If you get a flour tortilla and you put the fries in it

and then you put some of the bob on top of it, it'll wreck your entree, but just try it one time and tell me it's not just gas. Game changer, man. My brother-in-law even crumples up a bunch of chips and puts it on there for a texture play. That's too much.

Don't do that. You don't need to do that. Don't do that. It's a texture play. Which one? It's a texture play.'s too much don't do that you don't need to do don't do that it's a texture play it's a texture play drew i don't talk about them publicly is it true except for when i talk about their orders that's a mistake i've seen drew do it oh it sounds like a juxtaply it's a juxtaply dog for me so what are you doing you know inside each man there's two wolves one of those wolves orders a 16 ounce ribeye from matt's orange i'm not gonna do it i'll let me do it for a content point do you think it's a good move if you like

two people did it and you could split it up but what are we gonna do with that one enchilada sitting there we're not splitting i'm not splitting you know you know the guy with all the rings on his fingers he's gonna put another enchilada on there for you if he knows you're splitting it and he's gonna charge you for he's gonna charge you 17 for that extra enchilada you charge you for four of them uh and you're just gonna be okay with it for some reason because that guy is like matt's og uh thursday i am going allegedly we'll see we'll see what kind of you know this guy's always going on hot dates and stuff supposed to go to go to K-Pot. Yeah, the hottest date. Randy, explain what K-Pot is.

Thank you. It's a Korean barbecue, all-you-can-eat type place. I don't know. It's new, right by us, and it was going in for a while, and Dave and I talked about it. And he said that he would take me because I helped him build a smoker. This place looks bomb. It really does, doesn't it?

I wish you guys would do this on a different night. It's up to Randy. I'm willing to postpone if we want to get a bigger squad together. I don't want to. But my worry is that if you guys move it, then suddenly we're really going into the territory of treading on your... My Cheesecake Factory anniversary. And so I don't want to suddenly take the cheesecake factory away because the entire company goes to k-pot together and we just replace your dinner with

that this isn't hibachi but it does look like a fun place to go with a group it seems hibachi adjacent just from the the scenario that you sit down at i could see myself being full for days from here oh yeah well we'll see if that happens. It's currently on the schedule, but it's penciled in, so you could always erase it. Sure. You understand how that works? Yeah. You follow me?

Very familiar with a pencil. You follow? Anyway, Friday. The man's coming in town. That's Klein. In fact, he might be here with us right now. Why don't you give him your mic, Dylan? What's up, man?

Wow. Glad to be here. Are you excited to play golf? You check this forecast? Yeah. Looks a little dicey. No, the weather looks like shit. It kind of helps.

It looks better today. I wish I could play. It's messed up, bro. I can't play. It's sad. No, dude. I don't get happy for people when they're doing fun shit.

I get jealous. You're only happy when it rains, famously. Yep. I hope it's Carpath only. Oh, God. I hope the entire route's Carpath only. Did we play ACC and it was Carpath only? Yes, we did.

And then we... Yeah, the last time we played back nine was Carpath only. And I ended up playing better. Maybe it's good for me to have that little walk. What's the whole... I feel like it's like two or three, but it's par four and to have that that little walk what's the hole i feel like it's like two or three but it's par four and you hit you have to walk down from the cart path down like that huge hill yeah it's a difficult hole it's it's a great you have to sprint up the hill and you're out of breath as you get your golf cart it's just a beating yeah don't stop that'd be

easier just to walk the hole instead of doing car path only. Friday night mats, trending flauta. We'll see what... If anybody else wants to go ribeye with daddy. If we get full team buy-in, everyone gets a ribeye. I'm not getting a ribeye. My most expensive mat tonight was with Klein. What if we asked them to put each ribeye on a giant tortilla chip, and so our entire table looks like a plate of poncho-style nachos?

Just one big order of it? That's kind of sick. We'd have to get the jalapenos that aren't spicy, that were made by the Aggies. What's their problem? Did you see that? Were you here for that? I was here for that, yeah.

Not good. Saturday, look, we're going to Micah's. St. Patrick's Day. Hopefully there's a frozen margarita machine. It's up and running. Been hearing about it for a couple years now. I don't like that you're throwing shade at my margarita machine

while you're sitting right next to me, David. You have a.5 interest interest in it i don't even believe that exists damn all right hey this guy's shooting you're not allowed to drink none of you are allowed to drink from the margarita machine dylan you're guilty by association i'm gonna put my mouth on it and pull the handle and just suck it i don't want you guys even getting near this thing i'm sucking down that thing man suck it down yeah uh commence suck down i'm gonna put my mouth under the little nozzle i'm just gonna turn that oh yeah let's do let's do those this weekend should we what was the noise you made that was me almost gagging on the beer y'all are gonna look for me

and be like where's dave did dave leave he goes irish goodbye he just passed out in his home office i'll be in his garage Assuming he has one Ooh Let's make him open the garage Yeah Let's just hang out in there Like leave the wives Yep

Where do the boys go? Yep They're in the garage They're just chilling They won't leave Just talking about shit Watching like Viral videos on our phone

Mm-hmm Anyway It's your boy My dad arrives in town tonight. He's traveling solo like Jason Derulo. And he is going to – not actually like him. He's still very much happy with my mom. And so he's rolling into town.

I don't know what we're doing, man. We've got a wide open schedule with him. Very excited to hang. I'm going to have him assess my garden situation. Maybe we can go buy some flowers. Randy, if you want to tag along and ask him any questions, he's got just a ton of knowledge regarding gardening and flowers. I'll ask him all the questions I want on Thursday at K-Pop when he comes with us. Perfect. Perfect. So yeah, I don't really know what we're doing.

All the plans that we've previously discussed are on the table. And I don't know, I was trying to squeeze in some cue with him. was gonna order from uh franklin's do a little pre-order get a bunch of meat but the timing of everything's not really working out great for me so i don't know if that's gonna happen i have to wait till next time i worry that you should avoid la barbecue for a while if that's in play because harry and megan were there it's true and i got a feeling they're gonna get a bump from that so do you think there could be any like pizza gate stuff that comes out of the barbecue now that this is all coinciding with cape missing weren't they the ones that had like an ex-employee steal like briskets and stuff yeah

that was them yeah it's all connected they seem to have a good pr team because no one talks about that stuff right anymore except for randy that's a rant why do you remember that wasn't there some like i remember i associate that with every time. I thought it was like... Not tax evasion, but something else. I think it was two separate things, but both like... Well, barbecue.

Show us the briskets. He can't show us the briskets, can he? Yeah, so I don't really know. Pretty excited. Good stuff. Just hanging with the cops and the grandkids, yeah. Not too worried about it. If we don't do anything, I don't really know. Pretty excited. Good stuff. Just hanging with the pops and the grandkids. Not too worried about it. If we don't do anything, I'm fine with it.

You guys see that tweet that asked if for a week, would you take $100,000 to not step foot out of your place? That seems predestined. Everyone was just like... That's the dream. Yeah. Are you kidding me? After taxes, it's not that much.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's true. It's true. I would stay inside for an entire year if I could get $100, yeah, yeah. It's true. It's true. I would stay inside for an entire year if I could get $100,000 a week. That'd be easy.

Pretty much did that during COVID. To never leave. Yeah. Fucking easy shit, dog. You stay in your cave. Yeah, you got the cave. What more do you need?

Oh, yeah. You understand what he's saying? Real beaters, though. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye.