Circling Back - Bonging Beers in Lifted Cowboy Boots

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

The squad has some raspy voices after a big Halloween. Dillon bonged a beer, the office got a new food truck across the street, hands in space, Meatball Ron’s boot update, Love Island’s Davide wearing Hey Dudes, Will drank coffee in the shower, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:20) Dillon Bonged A Beer (26:57) Buzzing Over This New Food Truck  (37:00) Space Bar & Dubai Drone (47:15) Ron Desantis Boot Interviews (57:55) This Is Your King? (1:05:20) I Think I Did Something Weird Today (1:11:30) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Alfa Romeo Tonale: www.alfaromeousa.com  Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling (FREE trial) This episode was also sponsored by BetterHelp: www.betterhelp.com/circling (10% off first month) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name's will to freeze to my left david. Little pumpkin, Roth. Just taking a look around this here studio. It's no longer spookified. It's sad, isn't it? It's a sad day. I would have left it up year-round, but you guys, Randy mainly, wouldn't let me.

You know, I didn't know Randy was taking down all the Halloween decorations today, but I'm not mad about it. I respect the prompt takedown. He's a real calendar Turner guy. Oh yeah, who's going to be the dog of the month on our dog calendar? Oh shit. We have a golf dog calendar in our kitchen here in the studio. It's actually just an x-ray of me, my sternum, upper torso. Yeah, and unlike

this dog over here, the dogs in the calendar since they are golf dogs they actually have a handicap i don't think the dogs have a handicap they're into the they like the they like uh like the big ball golf that's some you'd be into yeah weren't you super into it when they were talking about making the holes like two and a half feet wide to make putting easier yeah that'd be great for me and everybody uh you can interrupt me if you want since you're already talking to me the big hole himself dylan shivery a low-key kind of got into one last night i did too halloween you hear about this day i low-key got into one

and uh am i a little hungover just a little bit a tinge a tinge of hungoverness it's not a word it is now but good good news for everybody is it operate at a high level i podcast at a high level when i'm a little bit hungover i heard your peepee's a little yellow according to the official texas hydration, I'm a selfish teammate currently, and I'm sorry to bring the group down that way. I will be better. Wow. That's one thing about me when I'm hungover. You're not going to catch me dehydrated. I will get that pee-pee down to some clear. It's not going to be bad. Really?

Now, I might have some other issues maybe some mild anxiety maybe some nausea but as far as dehydration no not this guy that's awesome man what's your secret you know i like to drink a lot of water okay okay noted hydrogen dioxide i'm happy to be here though whatever it is i don't fucking know i'm hung over too turns out oh man oh man that's an all-time hangover move fumbling the cap of your water dude what are you doing shame them randy it's dihydrogen i know i know the second i said it i knew it was wrong you saw me look at you and be scared. Whatever. I'm not a woman in STEM, man.

You don't sound hungover. No one sounds slightly hungover. Randy sounds like Randy. Doesn't my face look a little puffy? Notice I don't have my wedding ring on today. It's because my hands were so puffy that it was just simply uncomfortable. Wow. Do you have a salty neck?

Oh, you had BBQ yesterday. Yeah. Not only – I had barbecue and half of a bottle of bourbon yesterday. So it was a really great day. I will leave one beverage I had out because we're going to talk about it. But I had almost a full bottle of wine and a very spicy margarita yesterday while trick-or-treating. Was your wine decanted by a human? No. I poured it from a bottle into a uh a

tall yeti rambler damn dude not to sound all touching base or anything but that's some broke boy shit yeah i know yeah i was just why wouldn't you hire a human to put it through their urinary tract first it seemed unnecessary for just like a trick-or-treating like beverage you know it was just uh it's all about utility okay okay you could have dressed up like a giant decanter and been the human decanter it's not the worst costume idea except no one you have to explain it to everybody yeah you could i could also just like i could have just made like my beard and my hair all gray and then just walked around with a blender and a bottle of wine and i could have just been you know him connor yeah i'm a con head you're not a con head dude real con heads no got it you could also been a giant

franzia box yeah with the spout on your wiener that's what dave was last night no i didn't wear a costume last night actually there's photo evidence you think i walked around the neighborhood with my very young son as a franzia box and the spout was where my penis is you're the you're the pervert is that it is true you're the perv you're the perv yeah it's me and encouraging everyone to you know it's me hi i'm the pervert it's me unbelievable unbelievable i have to deal with this despicable downright i thought we talked about this off air we weren't going to go down this road anymore this is very embarrassing randy cut this part out god damn it what are we doing jeez motherfucker i don't know what we're doing man do you fuck you guys no i'm i'm in a good mood today i went to

bed last night and i was closing my eyes last night i told sally that it was one of the more enjoyable days i'd had in a really long time and then uh later that night i regretted saying that because shit went shit went crazy at the crib two kids and a dog can be a recipe for disaster, I learned last night. More on that later. Damn. Okay. I'm excited to hear about it. What, bitch?

Nothing. I'm just thinking about my future. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm like two months away from this. Yeah. Yeah. Shit's about to pop off. Dude, who should we get to fill in for dave while he's out

for paternity leave like that you guys got some big gets when i was out can we get flounder in here if y'all wanted to just replace me full-time a flounder i'd get it does your dad just want to like come like have a residence up here for two weeks just vibe out with us probably like let's just do that yeah i would enjoy that um i think it might limit you on some of the humor but it may open you up to a whole new world like um i mean he does mushrooms jokes just like you do apparently yeah yeah he's not afraid to he's not afraid to uh find a first responder and make a joke to them, as we've learned in recent days. That's some dad shit, man. It was extremely, I knew exactly where it was going.

Unbelievable. Are you guys ready for what I'm about to do? It's Will's five-star review. Oh, I can't wait. Of the week. I don't look at reviews anymore. What is that? What is that? Will's five-star review oh i can't wait of the week i don't look at reviews what is that what is that will's five-star review of the week don't do that ever again never again do you do that dude sorry the people like love the delay there's a subsection of backers who sit at their

desk and when i do the delay they take their coffee and they start chugging it until i say of the week i didn't know that dude it's like all of them dude you hurried the last one i bet you feel bad about i do dude yeah people probably spilled their coffee they probably like spit it out and they weren't even drinking any like portnoy in 2009 okay i'm just doing deep cuts yeah you are this is uh from noted uh commenter dead lift a quarter ton dead lift a quarter ton okay that's 500 pounds it's possible yeah this is a good one boys okay this is a sentimental one okay said love you boys five stars started listening to you guys when i was 19 and now listening to you the night before my wedding oh love you boys wow that's beautiful

man dang dude we're pretty much at his rehearsal dinner right now hey man congratulations and thank you for your your patronage all these years yeah i hope, I hope you had a great wedding. I hope you listened to the show as you consummated your marriage. Let us, let our voices take you into consummation. Consummation. They're breeding.

Nice. Can you confirm? They're probably gonna have sex. You know, I know some people who maybe got a little too into one on their wedding night and it just didn't happen. I would like to see the actual numbers on the people a little too into one on their wedding night and it just didn't happen i would like to see the actual numbers on the people that name names that get

two into one on their wedding night and don't hook up can't perform yeah no just like in general just pass out like yeah like i know a guy who passed out in his talks in a chair in their hotel room and woke up the next morning just like with a drink in his hand being like oh fuck the next morning no i mean like early the next morning and they got in bed his wife didn't care like she was i think she was ready to have a king-size bed to herself plenty of time to consummate yeah you're good she woke up and saw him in the chair and she's like well this is the next uh i don't know 40 50 years of my life i'm a lucky gal passing out in a tux is frat that is quite frat frat we've all been there that is so frat randy that's frat oh yeah dude randy's frat rowbacks are pretty frat objectively frat uh you can still get backer

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and it's on camera i said i don't remember the last time i did this uh my guess is it's been about five ish years since i've bonged a beer. How'd that go for you? It's much more difficult than I remembered it being. That is not life when you're a motherfucking frat star. Yeah, what happened? This was a 12-ounce Silver Bullet, very cold beer. And man, I thought I would take it down easier than I did.

I didn't. It was a little tough. I was a little embarrassed embarrassed because i was in a frat randy a long time ago that's sick i was in a frat were you at a frat party last night uh i was uh trick or treat i was taking my son trick-or-treating all right so there's a group of parents and we've all gotten pretty close uh dallas parks his mother is closer with them but it it's a it's a, and we've all gotten pretty close. Dallas, Parks' mother is closer with them, but it's a good group. We all have kids in the same grade at the same school, and it's just a fun squad. I don't know what else I can say about them. They're fun.

They like to throw back a little bit. And so we all took the kids trick-or-treating last night. Fun neighborhood, by the way. Good times. Is this the upside-down pineapple neighborhood or no? No, by the way. Good times. Is this the Upside Down Pineapple neighborhood or not? No, this is just a neighborhood where Parks goes to school, David. So how about it, man? I don't listen.

I love Upside Down Pineapple cake, man. So I went over to one of their homes and had a very spicy margarita aforementioned. Why was it so spicy? Did they like put jalapenos in the tequila or did they just like put a bunch of jalapenos like in the margarita aforementioned why was it so spicy did they like did they like put jalapenos in the tequila or did they just like put a bunch of jalapenos like in the margarita i don't know uh they called it the el diablo everything's a little halloween themed the el diablo margarita and it was just it was mad spicy so then i i drink a lot of wine put a wine bottle into a yeti

like i told you guys about. What kind of wine? I don't know. Just a cheap red. I don't buy the fancy. It's just me drinking it. So I'm like, I don't, you know, I'm not out here to impress anybody. It wasn't Caymus.

It wasn't Silver Oak. That's good. Yeah. I don't know if you want to be putting that into a Yeti. No. So. Did you human decant it sorry that's the question another cool thing about this neighborhood they have just like

drink stations set up for adults everywhere it's really cool that rocks that's where i got the silver they had that in our neighborhood like where we were trick-or-treating last night but i was way too gun shy to go up and like just snag something just see you're you're soft i'm different i almost called you. I'm different. I almost called you different. I'm different. I'll just fucking do it. I don't care.

Because I wasn't a frat. You weren't. That's the difference. Fucking jade. I don't have any response to that argument. They had a jade refreshment stand. It was just like Kool-Aid and shit like that. I was just with the kids.

Yeah. Anyway, I bought a fucking beer. How'd it go? Yeah, how'd it go for you, Dylan? Not you not great man i told y'all it was harder than i than i expected it to be the video left a little bit to be desired the yeah the last quarter of the beer i was struggling i was but like bonging a beer i think is one of the easiest ways to drink an entire beer i'd much rather bong than shotgun shotgunning's for me nearly impossible i hate shotgunning's awful shotgunning sucks but it's much easier to um it wrecks my guts get rid of a little bit of the excess when you shotgun you lose a little bit a beer bong like unless you spit it out you can hide it better in a shotgun you just throw the can down exactly

the issue is if everyone's bonging beers and then you get like a big buildup of foam and then suddenly you're just taking down foam. The best is when you're bonging one and you're having trouble and you kind of like cough into it and it shoots it up. There's really no coming back from that. That's a G move.

I wouldn't know. Yeah, only people who are GDIs will. I wrote it. So part of the reason I was blown away by this is because I went through the motions the other day of trying to figure out when I would have some trademark drinking activities in my life that I don't get anymore. And I wrote about bonging a beer. And I said that my over-under for this was four years. And for me, it took how many days?

It took you like four days since I wrote this. And I'm so jealous that you were presented the opportunity. I even said, my bet is the under solely because I would jump at the opportunity to do this ahead of others.

Let's do it soon. Let's just bong some beers soon. No, but I feel like I need to do it naturally. I feel like I need to like be in a party situation where it's like, oh shit, I'm bonging a beer.

When is it going to come up? Let's go down to San Marcos. Let's go to a Texas State game. We can bong beers in Austin. No, we can't. You've got to go back and get the scene right. You can dig down in Dallas, too. Doesn't mean we're going to do it.

Let's go down there and bong some beers for a football game. You can't. Nobody bongs beers for Texas games. It's too soft. It's true, dude. It's too corporate here, dude. It's too corporate. I want to go with the people, man.

I can't wait until Tech comes to town so I can actually have fun at a tailgate. It's too white-collar in the stands, man. Yeah, everybody's got a vest on and shit everyone's there trying to make a deal it's like shut up and watch football i'm bonging beer bitch it's not like that really it kind of is like that although dylan you know dylan has to sit front row now i'm going to the tech game you're gonna be front row of course i am that's i promise parks from from here on out every game we're gonna have to sell everything to make it happen just sit in front row i don't even like sitting front row at a football game it's too close oh

yeah i'd rather be like 20 rows up 15 rows up 50 yard line bam what if you had to get a second job just to sit front row at sporting events for your kid you're like oh dude there are definitely people that do that i think there are people that do that that are are like, fuck it. I need it. I need this right now. That's too much. Anyway, let's bong beers. We'll let him bong a beer. Dave? I honestly don't know if I've bonged one in a decade. You're so fucking soft.

You're in a frat. Like, you should be ashamed. I know, man. I don't think I've bonged one since I moved to Austin. I've been here eight years. You know what? I've shotgunned. I've definitely shotgunned a number of times.

If you can handle that, you can handle a bong. I'm not scared of the bong. No, we'll say. If you have nipples, you can milk anything. We'll say it is cold and flu season. So, I mean, that's going to factor in a little bit. More of a summer bong guy. Where's the hand standing on the mouthpiece, dude?

A real frat star would never say that. What are you writing? No. No, that was so not frat, dude. God, dude. Oh, I don't get the germs are you forgetting that frats were like holding like the best and most fun super spreader events that there were yeah and the cool thing was in college if you were sick um you just went out and drank through it

and hoped that it didn't turn into pneumonia i do that today because i'm different yeah we should do keg stands too i i put my my kegs my keg stand over under was a little different than my uh my beer bong over what'd you say for the keg said 13 years dylan you've lost a lot of weight do you know if you have the upper body strength to hold yourself up i think i could hold myself up yeah i've less to hold up so i haven't i did i do i do know my last beer or keg stand and it was 13 years, and I just don't see a scenario coming up again. Yeah, I don't meet many kegs in my life anymore, you know? It's crazy because our guy that we hired has got a guy.

Dude, I forgot that Brett's got a guy that can get us kegs. He said that that day, and he was being sincere. Like, I got it. All right, man. There's plenty of options. We could just go to the liquor store probably. You could. I have a valid form of identification.

What you need is a pump guy. You got to have a good pump. Well, sure. Was that your job? Valuable currency in high school if you had a keg pump and plus if you sit at the keg pumping the baddies will come to you you know that's right sup sup shawty you want a cup yeah you want to pump that for you oh you can have a cup the keg five bucks for you though picture me pumping

he's trying to think i'm trying to think i'm trying to tailor the next lyric to like a keg picture me pumping flossing on a are you about to spit tub eating pumpkin hell yeah drinking pumpkin i'm with your girl in the bathroom getting a blumpkin oh jesus that's disgusting they say rumpleman shots oh fucking dude rumple mint will always hold a special place in my heart you know why tell me heartburn because that's what randy bought me when we met it's true randy bought me a drink rumple mints and water in chicago he bought me a lean christmas a lean christmas that's what me and my whole squad drinking lean christmases this year was this shy town yeah yeah randy rolled up and I was like, you know what? Why don't you buy me one, Randy?

I freak with this. Yeah. You're not approachable at meetups, dude. You buy a jade, a drink like that, and I'm sitting here frat. Yeah, he knows I'm a broke boy. Frat starts sitting right here. There's nothing. Yeah, you had your dad's credit card. Yeah, you were bonging beers and stuff.

It was like, well, it was lonely. Yeah, I needed it. Good point. I told him Rush was next week. I tried to get Randy a job at Grand X, and then I was told, oh, we're definitely not hiring at this point. And I was like, oh, we're definitely not hiring at this point. And I was like, oh, word. Okay, so what should I do about my employment here?

We're actually about to do some layoffs. Yeah, like sick. That's awesome. No, we had just gotten done with some layoffs. But we had let someone go that I thought Randy could fill their position pretty easily. A few rounds of layoffs, unfortunately. Anyway. So I was confused.

Is this, you were at a fraternitynity or is a house decorated like a fraternity in the neighborhood? I missed that part. Dylan wasn't at the Del House. No, he was, dude, he was at the Del House. Where was he? Yeah, I was at the Fiji house down on campus. Are you going to Island this year?

Dude, I love Fiji Island, dude. Dude, I would never miss it. You going to Lohut, bro? Oh, I can't. There's a crazy event happening. Yeah, it's Lohut. Oh, is that it? Did you you did it

ever cross your mind to be him for halloween yeah okay because like i when you sent me you sent me something recently and i was like i was secretly hoping that you would enter the studio just dressed as what's his face timo timon timon timon there's a crazy event happening i got sick you would have had to get a full muscle suit that guy is built like a house that guy's an absolute unit i would bid that guy for sure he's all glamour muscles though right i i think that guy's he's not built for utility no you don't think no i want to see him in a ufc cage let's go out tonight what is that that's not my kind of fun oh man what a guy i'm more frat than you guys are basically is what what's going on here bro let's go out this weekend there's a

crazy event happening there's gonna be a ton of chicks let's go have fun let go a little let go a little i'm gonna start using that like don't say i like, I can't tonight, man. I got parks. I'm just going to be like, dude, let go a little. There's a crazy event happening. Yeah, what's the event? It's down at the event center. No, I'll bong a beer. Okay. Let's bong.

Let's get an office beer bong. Let's bong. Hey, so. Okay, okay. Without pulling back the curtain too much about the business that's next door to us. We have a business next door to us that invited us over for a happy hour around Wimbledon time where they served us like English drinks. Pim's Cup. Yeah, Pim's Cups. And it was really cool. It was a really nice happy hour. We really appreciated it. What if we just had a frat party over here and we just had them bong

beers? That's good. That's good. That's the thing. Fred can get the keg. Oh yeah, Fred's got a keg guy. Okay. I like that. But what if, little twist on that. What if we knew the date that they do their Thursday happy hours? We had a competing party? No, but what if like, I don't know, like a biz have got shot out an email, like hoping to get the invite and they're like, yeah, for sure. Come up. And then like 30 minutes later, they're like, Hey, actually we're uninviting you. What if that happened? What if he also did that and none of us could actually make it in the first place so yeah that's a good another good point like no one could go except no one was going but him and they thought we were just mobbing over there like hey we don't

have enough stuff for y'all that's a tough scene hey at least he shot a shot he did that's what i want my biz dev guy to do hey if if uh if there's a thing that could happen this tonight or in the next few days it'd be very crazy if it happens um i will bong a beer okay i won't have a bong on my person you won't supply the ball what just where do i i guess i could go to home depot and make one for like six bucks or the spencers at the mall you go to uh party city they had a bunch of them there you go really yeah okay i i will i will do one in honor of this event if it were to happen i would like well i would like it to be a homemade one to be honest i found that the pre-made ones are they have too thin of a tube and it's a lot easier to ball in the beer

when it's a larger gauge of the tube that's just life when you're a motherfucking gdi dude maybe this guy should have gotten a bid yeah yeah the larger the tube the better the flow that's that's true i'm just trying to catch a party wave right now with the boys let's just do a frat banger man there was somebody in high school who had like a four-person beer bong oh yeah like a tower the bongzilla it's very unnecessary but very at the time this is cool then you can uh you can race yeah it's like oh i beat you dog oh crap yeah like you're walking around the party like just thinking like what do i gotta do to beat this guy what the hell what the hell i just don't have it anymore i'm 17 beers last night just trying to beat him they got the valve thing on him you know so you can shut it off that's why yeah yeah that's that's when you know you're rolling with the fucking rich kids the frat stars yeah

dude yeah that's fucking that's top tier shit dude very very anyway hey can we talk about why there's a palpable buzz in the office right now oh we certainly can we've been talking about this for a while we had an overpriced coffee place across the way from us across from our studio for a while which i low-key miss. Yeah. Like, we went pretty hard on it for a little bit. But then they cleared it out. They just fucking took it out. They put in some picnic tables, and we got word of a food truck park.

Randy had some really bad information regarding a food truck park at one point. What was this? You fed us incorrect information regarding one of the trucks that was going to be arriving. Well, what did I say it was going to be? I don't remember. I think you asked my prediction. I said I wanted a Caribbean jerk. No, I think you said it was going to be like a Rainforest Cafe truck.

I think you are a Caribbean jerk. You are what you eat. Rainforest Cafe truck. That would be sick, actually. That would be sick. You imagine? No. Well, a truck pulled up.

Was it yesterday? Yesterday. Yesterday. Flavias, dude. Halloween surprise. Like, we're about to Was it yesterday? Yesterday. Yesterday. Flavias, dude. Halloween surprise. Like, we're about to be eating so many tacos. I also saw some chalupas on the menu that looked pretty dank. There's something else on there that's kind of a fun order.

What? Is it flauta, Dave? We can finally do flauta Friday. Got some intel that this place is quote-unquote fire so i'm uh pretty excited yeah i want just a dank breakfast taco that's walkable that's what i want do we know if they do breakfast yes they do i looked i walked over there yesterday and i looked at the menu do we have a price point on these tacos? It said $5. Okay.

It's a lot for a breakfast taco, dude. Context clues lead me to believe that this is a substantial breakfast taco. Why do I say that? Well, because they have full-ass meals that are $10, like rice, beans, falautas, for example. So if they're going to charge five dollars for a single breakfast taco something tells me it's a serious breakfast talk like two eggs maybe just a fat ass taco man yeah so we'll see about it okay did you find any answers to the other question you were asking about the food truck what was that weren't you looking for flabby is at no oh no okay i wasn't

i thought you were looking for that um i put their instagram page in here because once you see it you just know that the food's going to be fire because they don't care about anything else they have one of the ugliest instagram pages i've ever seen and it really encourages me here yeah that's how you know it's gas they have this is awful they posted the same photo six times in a row that said attention please and it said hello everyone we're closing early and then finally they just hit us with the new location oh my gosh this is the worst instagram i've ever seen do you think they hired a graphic designer to make that no no you know how i know they didn't because you can see the watermark from alamy stock photos on top of it shout out to all the stock photos out there

well the most recent one says new location so that's right that's the one that we'll just yeah that's the one that i'm currently reading right now my guy okay yeah um he just might guide you go down dude oh dude i hit someone i hit someone with my guy the other day at matt's al rancho he did not look pleased until i followed up are you ready for what i did? I was walking by. I had the stroller. And it was a group of just drunk dudes. And I was like, oh, look out, bud. And the guy looked at me like, did you just call me bud? And I looked at him and I just said,

I didn't want a truck sick you with a stroller, dude. That's not a good look for either of us. And he started laughing and I just bolted out of there. And I was like, all right. Man. I almost got a fist to the face in front of my son you pwned him you can't do anything to a guy with a stroller no stroller guy wins every time yeah give you a license to say whatever you want if you're a stroller guy but yeah with some exceptions but yeah you a bud you have to just ignore a bud or a chief or a my dude whatever he like or you don't i think it was the truck stick phrase

that i think he enjoyed it did yeah i was right behind him it was a little self-conscious like oh he laughed at the truck stick were you thinking you were gonna have to fuck somebody up i forgot randy was present for this yeah i was scared i was scared i was gonna get a frat stomping so this isn't a second location this is just a flat out they move the business over if they're not open today i I'm going to be devastated. I would love a taco for lunch. I wouldn't count on it being open today. Do you have inside information from Flavia?

I just think it takes a while to get everything set up. You know what? I'm going to go on a hunger strike. I'm not going to eat until they open. I mean, it says as of November 2nd, we will be in our new location. So maybe tomorrow. Because I won't be eating. I don't know why you should go on a hunger strike over this it's just they're just trying to get everything situated i guess some things are bigger than lunch

dinner for example usually oh yeah that's a good point okay big breakfast the big breakfast might be big at lunch too i will not join you in your hunger strike but i do support it. Okay. Randy, what are you doing? He just fumbled his phone, dude. What's wrong with y'all? He just fumbled the phone. You guys are embarrassing.

God, let go a little. It's a crazy event happening. Dude, their Instagram is so bad that I love them. There's a couple pictures of food. There's actually one photo that's used twice for some reason i just got an email it says uh get ready for 2023 spotify wrapped oh no that means i gotta start i gotta start listening to my history you better start doing it right now i gotta get my i gotta get my nordic jazz game on fleek hey i think we had a good month of october in fact i know we did tobes it's november 1st oh can i say something yeah and this is just me i'm not speaking for anyone else in this room

i didn't listen to monster mash nearly as much as i normally do monster mash was just not for whatever reason maybe he was jet brett's uh or whatever his name is uh spooky jazz out there i don't know did you forget that it's a Graveyard Smash? No. Maybe. It played at a Parks' Monster Mash celebration yesterday at school, which I documented on my Instagram, at D. Shivery. Add me on the group. And it's the cutest scene of all time.

Winter Road's costume parade. They just, you know, run all the kids out in their costume. I want to shout out the parents who – I'll give them the benefit'll give them the benefit of the doubt that like they had to dress up for work but the ones who like showed up to that it's like four o'clock um in super like thought out costumes they just like thoughts i was like well yeah why there's one um i'm just like maybe the focus is on the kids maybe don't wear your i don't know i was jealous of the dads that had the cojones to dress up. Halloween night's different. To the kids thing, it's like, all right.

I kind of wanted to dress up for the kids thing, but then I was like, no, what if none of the other dads dress up and I'm just like a dork? And then when I saw the other dads that were dressed up, I was like, oh, that's swag. My buddy was a Teletubby. Everyone loved it. That's easy though, right? He was Poe. Yeah, he was Poe. Alyssa was like, are you... You guys know the different Teletubby Everyone loved it That's easy though right He was Poe Yeah he was Poe

Alyssa was like You guys know the different Teletubbies right Oh of course No I wasn't allowed to watch them There was Tinky Binky Plea-va-loo-loo

And Poe Poe was the right one Jason Poe was the one everyone knows I always liked Jason Lala Lala and Poe lala and poe jason was the one who was always dragging the guys to like a lunch and learn

pyramid scheme yeah it's like dude we just go he was always drunk let go a little show up with some schlotzky sandwiches you've always seen the behind the scenes photos of teletubbies yeah pretty good pretty good it's a weird scene unless it was like are you gonna run back your costume tonight like absolutely not i'm not you don't want to be emo dave i that's one i really there's a lot of neighbors we haven't met i don't know i'm just did road see you in that costume uh no he will saturday not to spoil my weekend and fun but he will probably see me in it saturday i thought about wearing my scary garcia costume in to go wake fritz up from his nap last night but i just didn't i didn't have that in me i didn't want to ruin his halloween before it even

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for 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash circling. Did I crush that? That wasn't terrible. Did I crush that? That wasn't terrible. Did I crush that? All right, that one from my mouth was better. That was pretty good. Yeah, that one sounded a lot better.

You try it. That was not hit. No, it's more like this. You were really good at that. Yeah, I've gotten pretty good. Let Dave try one. Ah. Sound like you're in a church choir.

Hey, I just want to say during the previous read, I was really hoping Will would be like, is there like a crazy event that you had to miss? Maybe there's a crazy event you had to miss. I don't know. FOMO is real. I have FOMO that Dylan got to bonging beer last night. If I was like sitting at home doing nothing last night, I heard you were bonging beers. I'd be real jealous.

You could have come through. Yeah, I was busy though, dog. I don't know if my dad wanted to go bong beers he's not a big beer guy taking him to do it he's not a big beer guy is he since you're like drinking and stuff all the time now is this is this week's space bar a first ever like cocktail recipe or are we talking about space again don't say don't say like i'm drinking a lot right now no i just meant like last night i mean i'm hungover too dylan i'm i i'm throwing stones inside of a glass house right now i'm trash hey you ready it is time to talk space clip that that's some shit right there space bar space bar dylan without any further ado

yeah you found this one didn didn't you, Davey? I don't know. I didn't even read it. Okay. I don't know what we're even talking about. I'll be honest. I haven't clicked because I wanted it to be a surprise. It was low-key long.

NASA's X-ray telescopes unveil ghostly bones of cosmic hand. Oh, shit. There is an image. Okay. And it looks like Skelly's hand is just out there in space and it's kind of it's kind of spooky it's a day late we're in november now but it still plays it still you know the season is still we can still feel it this is actually what the system of a down cd cover was based on don really i'm sure you knew that. Really, Dave? Okay.

The findings are likened by NASA researchers to the very origins of X-rays, which date back to 1895 in Germany. This part's probably not that important, actually. But anyway, this is a cool image that you found, Dave. Thank you. Really cool. I'm glad that you finally respect space like I do. Okay. You know, I'm the one who respects space. I'm the one who put this in the rundown so

we know whose hand this is um no so it's a stranger stranger in the space exchanging touching galaxies love this hand ever been anywhere near the milky way oh bro is that a horny play i think i'm my burn what's the uh what's the shit the the fire looking yeah hold on like what yeah do we know what the elements of this hand formation is like it looks like there's like a giant ass star at the bottom and then it looks like there's fucking fire coming out of its hangers. This rocks, man. It's a nebula. Is it like one of those magicians that can make fire come out of his hands?

Or in the case of Job, just lighter fluid? It's actually pronounced job. Job? You ever read the book of Job? It's a good one. Oh, man. I don't know much about this fucking thing, if I'm being honest. Dude, you crushed this space bar.

Did you read it? This is Dave's story. I put it in there for you. You're the space guy. You're the guy, oh, I love space. I think about space all the time. It's a nebula, all right? Is it a crab nebula?

I don't know. No, the crab nebula is like a certain thing. The crab nebula is a supernova remnant that lies 6,500 light years away from the constellation Taurus, obviously. You knew that, though, because you're the space guy.

It's a giant cloud of dust and gas. Who's dust and gas? He's related to dust and diamond. Does this prove the existence of God or goddess? You think that's God's hand

as I'm trying to say? I'm asking the questions here. This hand is literally reaching out and touching space. Reach out and touch space. Not good enough. That's close. Reach out and touch space. Reach out and touch space.

Okay. It got better every time. Reach out and touch space. Until it didn't space Until it didn't Randy's entered the chat Randy, how about you give it a shot No, no, no Reach out and touch space

You don't even know the song It's okay Yeah, it's David Bowie Sure So are nebulas They're the remains of an explosive death of massive stars is that correct obviously are you sure though like i could be wrong here i'm not a stem person made of dust and gas dude i just don't want stems in my life bro you should you should edit this and

make it like the fucking horns up dude oh dude oh dude if i'm tcu i'm bending those fingers dog did y'all it's already purple dude did y'all see the dubai drone show of the the giant skeleton dude walking across the city you see it dave no dubai was lit dude you gotta look it up up on twitter and just look up drone dubai have you not seen this can i be can i keep the one hundo with you playboy yeah when you guys were talking about this earlier and you guys if you see this drone i i really i was like fucking i thought it was gonna be like a drone strike no dude you think we got horned up in the office i don't know we were like that's so cool we weren't talking about people dying we have a microdose sponsor we're not talking about drone strikes we're talking about drone shows so there's a skeleton that it's. We're not talking about drone strikes. We're talking about drone shows.

So there's a skeleton. It's like as tall as the Burj Khalifa walking across the city. How sick is that? I thought she retired. Okay. Holy shit. That's the tallest building in the world for reference. What's it doing?

It's climbing, dude. It's walking. It's so sick, dude. It's incredible. Hold on. My biggest regret from not going to san francisco or not staying in san francisco for the third dead show was not seeing the drone show afterwards i think this is taking an angle so it's not quite as tall as it looks like in relation to that

building correct it's still very huge no it's still big and cool it's awesome god dubai was extra lit that looks like me creeping into your girl's room why are you creeping in there to do what watch love island vibe that's that's that's sick yeah yeah sally's tired of me re-watching episodes she's probably also tired of you creeping in other guys girls rooms yeah it's fair it's fair especially in my skeleton costume dude what what if your bro is trying to get you to go out this weekend because he just told you there was a crazy event happening and you're like yeah that's not my kind of fun but then you found out it was this i'd be so upset if i missed it that's the craziest like all i had to do was let go a little and i didn't i missed whatever the fuck this is what if you burn like a lot of sticky before you went to this drone show. It would just blow your little mind, wouldn't it?

Yeah, it would, Dylan. That's the point of these drone shows. I was like, whoa, man. Did y'all see the, I don't know what team it was. I think it might have been a Brazilian soccer team. The victory gif they posted. And it's like a wolf eating something. No, dude.

It's the Timberwolves, dude. It's the Minnesotanesota timberwolves like european team it was i think it was no i think it was a brazil uh minnesota timberwolves account that's the horniest tweet i've ever seen like hold on the the trachea on this wolf is crazy i think they're just doing randy i'm about to send this your way like but then did you see that the actual timberwolves quote tweeted it yesterday? Saying what? I think they did a meme reaction thing, but they're condoning this video.

This video is grotesque. Randy, I'm slagging it. It just keeps going in on this thing. I know. It's hard to look away. I watched like 20 seconds of it, and I was like, how is this still going? Did it turn you on a bit? No.

It more just confused me. I can't believe we're showing this yeah this is gonna get us kicked off something i really can't make sense of it that's okay if we get kicked off of uh youtube for watching the timberwolves brazil timberwolves brazil like can we just is he just not getting traction on this thing while he's trying to eat it he's's having a tough time getting it down the throat. Yeah, just use your canines. Yeah, he's got some good teeth. You are a wolf. Maybe he got veneers and he's worried about damaging the temporaries.

That little thing's enjoying this. Yeah. Instead of getting eaten. What exactly is it eating? Or slurping? What team did the Timberwolves play? Maybe that's a clue. Before this was posted. Maybe it was the Gamecocks. What did Timberwolves play? Maybe that's a clue. Before this was posted.

Maybe it was the Gamecocks. What did Timberwolves Brazil actually say about this? They responded to their own tweet. Randy, can you scroll down? I don't speak Portuguese. Oh, okay. This is the most ridiculous

account. We don't need it. Are they trying to do real content here? I feel like that's a gray wolf and not a timber wolf um okay like you know the difference i'm you know i was once uh i've actually have adopted a gray wolf thanks to shibby you remember back in the day he adopted one of my name so it's a long time ago oh that's really cool yeah we've never met that's disturbing i have a recurring payment on my credit card for a polar bear in San Diego that I don't know how to get rid of. So I'm just feeding that thing.

Really? It hits every December. How much are you paying? About $25. All right. Dude, when you're around Will, everybody eats. Including the polar bears. Including the polar bears.

In San Diego. Have you guys been to the polar bear exhibit at San Diego Zoo?'s awesome i have it's awesome i got video of it well i'll just know that if they ever throw anything in the water i might have paid for that they eat cantaloupe they throw cantaloupe in there i'm pay polar bearing that's good i like to watch the videos of uh hippos getting full-size watermelons and just chomping them oh i haven't done that it's a lot of fun. Yeah, it's cool. Polar bears are so sick.

Can we do an update on a story? Yeah. Last week, you guys talked about something that I was a little bummed I missed. Y'all know I was pescatarian for a majority of the year um but you know i love me some meatball obviously i'm talking about meatball ron dude yeah so meatball ron's been on the timeline he's been getting widely criticized for his weird cowboy boots you guys talked about it um derrick guy noted men's fashion Twitter guy who shows up on

everyone's timelines, whether or not you follow him or not. Okay. He's a good follow. He is a good follow. He is a good follow. He's very knowledgeable, surprisingly knowledgeable. I wonder if AI plays any part in some of his tweet threads, because some of the information he has, I'm like, how did you come up with this? But he tweeted yesterday an article that I think he contributed to on Politico that said, he said, I showed three bespoke shoemakers photos of Ron DeSantis and asked if they thought DeSantis was wearing heel lifts. One shoemaker who makes bespoke cowboy boots with heel lifts for Texan politicians said, quote, he's wearing lifts. There's no doubt. said, quote, he's wearing lifts, there's no doubt.

So in my mind, it's been fun to speculate on. There's a video that hit the TL of him walking across stage, and it shows where it's bending with each step. So you're saying it was a bendy tweet? And it makes it so clear that his foot does not take up, go and fill the whole boot. There is no doubt in my mind. No doubt. What point in your political career do you have to take a step back and say,

all right, I need to permanently wear risers in my cowboy boots so I don't look short? Just makes them feel more imposing and more appealing to certain demographics, I guess. What if? Isn't the downside of that worse than the upside? You think you can get away with it? makes them feel more imposing and more appealing to uh certain demographics i guess what is isn't the downside of that worse than the upside you think you can go i would think so you can't you can't have a guy leading the country who's wearing risers in his boots here's my question that kind of insecurity permeates an entire nation has the guy ever worn anything but boots like pub in public

because he wore those like he wore those like galosh boots recently. Not recently. After the hurricanes hit Florida. And like those boots were a little interesting. Does he ever slide into some ultra boots or something, you know? What's his love for game like, you know? Yeah. What if he's challenged to a game of one-on-one by a late night television host? And he has to put on some Jordans or something? What if?

What's he going to do then? He's going to be exposed. Exactly. He's going to have to turn him down. I just Googled Ron DeSantis loafers and every single photo, every single photo is him in cowboy boots. I want someone to call him out on this publicly and see what he has to say. How have they not done this in a debate? The next debate, they have to confront this. You have to go at them. The first debate, they didn't confront Donald Trump. Second debate, clearly everyone got a memo, hey, you have to confront Donald Trump. If they don't confront the riser debate,

I'm going to be very upset. Hey, Will, I don't know if you got this memo, but we're not calling him Donald Trump. We're calling him Donald Duck. Ha ha ha ha. Thank you, Governor Chris Christie. Did I win? He'll be the one to do it.

He should. He's shapeless. He's just there to sabotage other people. He has absolutely no chance of winning. I would go at him so hard if I was in a debate with him. I don't want anyone to assault a candidate. I don't want anyone to assault anyone. But a funny bit, if your buddy showed up and you thought he was wearing wedge boots, would be a boot check. And you just walk over and stomp on where the toes would be, and there's nothing, and he gets no reaction, and you expose them that way. Don't do that.

I think it'd be funnier just to go up to him and just give him like a little push. Just watch him tip over. Yeah. Why not wear steel toes that don't bend as much? Put something in there. Put like a little insert. But it's still, it's where the break is, you know? Because his real foot is the one causing it to break

way too close in. He looks like the Wicked Witch of the West. It's hilarious. The insecurity. What is he listed as? Is he like trying to get, he's trying to go for six foot? So he's really, he's probably adding two inches. Which?

Or more, I don't know. It just doesn't seem like it's worth it. He's claimed he's 5'11", which is tough because if you're claiming you're 5'11", and you're not claiming 6 feet, that means that you're doing some gassing of the numbers. No one claims 5'11". If you're claiming 5'11", that means you don't even sniff 6 feet. Or you just have a lot of integrity and you're like,

I'm going to be honest. I'm the only one who's honest about this. I'm actually 5'11". As someone who... Which is rare. I am famously 5'11 and three quarters. I'm saying that right now on a public forum. You can round up though.

My license says six feet. It's fair to round up. I lied to the man. Can I say that I'm actually envisioning a scenario where uh nikki haley um makes a joke about her wearing heels and then maybe ron also you know some kind of that'd be good that'd be good there's opportunity there and i'm just saying look out for it oh he's on joke watch he's gotta be worried about he's gonna get roasted what about that one dude the unhinged like young guy rami has snl gotten a hold of this yeah i can see i can see him i can see him doing

it see that's the thing that now they have to do it they haven't done it yet um if they don't do it this upcoming week it's going to be devastating it's at their radar this week yeah it needs to happen is there wait who snl oh i'm surprised they didn't do it last week. It's kind of fresh. Okay. Well, now this is getting covered by everybody. I mean, if you just Google Ron DeSantis height, Politico, Vanity Fair, New York Magazine, New York Times, and then another website. It'd be funny if he just came out to the next debate in the stilts from the Marilyn Manson Beautiful People video. Like, yeah, guys, I'm sure I'm wearing.

Look at this. I'm making a joke of it. We're having fun. Wouldn't it be easier to do this in sneakers than cowboy boots? Cowboy boots seem like the worst thing to try to fashion. But he wants the cowboy boot vote. There is a sneaker option because I think Tom Cruise has been exposed rocking these. Yeah, but Tom Cruise also has the luxury of just a fat, juicy ass

that people get distracted by. It is a dump truck ass. And also, he's never had the inkling to run for president, which is smart. He probably has. I'm sending you the video of him walking across the stage, Randy. The toes of the boots hit the uppers. It's so obvious. I'm obviously a big cowboy boot guy. I know everything about any he he doesn't walk normally like he he has like

he has trouble pulling it off like he looks uncomfortable and he with his gait do you think his wife has to like help him get his risers in and stuff but you probably just leave them in i don't even know if i want to see this video again. It makes me sad that he's such a weirdo. It's just weirdo behavior. I know, but I don't want him to go away at all. He's like clip-clopping across the stage. He looks just so uncomfortable. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Don't zoom in one more time. And the slowdown. Look at that. Right here. Right here. No! No! That's so high up.

Ron. If you want to come on here and clear your name, we have a spot for you. Boots give you an extra inch anyway. Inch and a half, dude. Just regular. Inch and a half. That should be sufficient.

I bought four-inch boots. Was I not supposed to get high-heeled boots? You can do whatever you want. Okay. I just wanted to. What? Thanks for convincing me to drink that instant coffee earlier, dude. That was really good.

You're welcome. How'd that go? That's from yesterday. So I described it to Dylan. It's coffee adjacent. It's espresso. Stop doing that. You just go too far sometimes.

Yeah, you took that too far. I think it's not bad. Who sent that to us? Jason. Oh. Yeah. They purchased it through Shopify. When we started podcasting, we'll be honest., merch was not on our radar. Not at all.

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go to shopify.com slash circling. Cho-ching, baby. Randy, I need a video put up on the screen. This is a little segment I'm calling, This Is Your King? Oh, no. You know, we've done some podcasts in the past about certain reality television shows,

Bachelor, whatever it may be. And while we've fallen in love with certain contestants, some of us JoJo, some of us Ekinsu, other of us have Davide. Davide. I know Dylan likes himself some Davide. I think I know what this is about. Randy, I want to know if this is Dylan's king.

I don't know. What is that? Davide tossed up a SpawnCon post the other day that just got my blood flowing, dude. He's on his hey dudes grind, and I could not be happier. Those hey deezies? Oh, man. He got the bag. Unfortunately, it's a hey dude bag. No, dude. He's on his Hey Dudes grind, and I could not be happier. Those Hey Deezys? Oh, man. He got the bag. Unfortunately, it's a Hey Dude bag. No, no. The Hey Dude bag is a great bag for Davide to get. And this is even bigger than

just for Davide. This is big for anyone that's ever worn Hey Dudes. This is big for Hey Dudes. I've never flipped on something like I have Hey Dudes after seeing Davide wear them. He is very very very fashion forward he knows how to put an outfit together okay randy go back to davide's profile for me please look at his pecs through that shirt by the way i want to show you the body bag that davide put this guy in the other day davide is shredded davide can wear a blaze he can wear a suit with no shirt on under it and people don't say a word oh wow randy got a noti someone in the crew noti

under it and people don't say a word oh wow randy got a noti someone in the crew noti david or click that uh fifth click that fifth uh thing randy so davide's out here crushing with no shirt on under right he's showing pet cleavage most people aren't wearing that i thought i had good pecs go to the next photo randy next one oh man is this not the am i am i messing up just go until there's another okay so look at this other dude who tried to show up wearing this. Oh, no. You can't do that. You can't be the guy showing up to the function without a shirt on when Davide is there without a shirt on.

You can't go to the crazy event looking like that. You just can't go to the function at all. Yeah. And the dude next to Davide has got a t-shirt on. Dude, the tailoring on Davide's suit versus the other shirtless guy's suit, it's just brutal. The absolute gall it takes to wear a coat like that with no shirt underneath.

Will you do that to the Christmas party this year? Yes or no? Odds. I have a decent chest, but I don't have a Davide chest. Odds you go shirtless under a suit jacket to the Christmas party. Weather permitting? I mean, if it's 30 degrees, I can't. One in 50. Oh, oh man i forgot how good

you are at this game i should have said a much higher number i mean your boy has your boy ever forgotten his shirt and just showed up to the function like this i don't know that would be tough all right ready all right no i'm not ready i think i gotta i gotta get hold on let me get i'm gonna change it at the last second so you can't get in my head. Hold on. Yeah, I understand. I'm inside your brain right now. Fuck. All right. I got it. I will not welch on this if I lose.

Okay, I got it. I got it. One, two, three, 18. Fuck. It's too close for comfort. The guy in between the two looks like he should be in a Wellerman video. That is the guy. Yeah, dude.

Lab core through the roof. Yeah. I would love to mob with Davide and the boys just not wearing a shirt underneath. He's so sick. I can't believe he got the Hey Dude bag. He and Quinn Ewers, both. It makes a little more sense for Quinn. Whoever works for Hey Dude listens to this podcast and hears us disparage them, but I

can tell they listen because of the people they go after. They're going after your goats, dude. Here's the thing. They've got to change the name. The name is what really kills it for me it's not the name hey dude dude i think it's i mean the name is an issue it's a major issue for me why why is that the name of your shoe brand it's it's just the it's just a clunky shoe right i don't like the shoe itself. You know, I like those clunky shoes. The fact that they're called Hey Dudes, you make them so much worse.

Who would be the worst person? If they were going to drop the bag at somebody that we put on a pedestal and we would be very upset, who would it be? I mean, Davide, he's up there for me. I'm not really that into Davide. I don't think Hey Dudes should be doing sponsored posts. You didn't watch that season. That's why you don't like Davide.

Probably. I think Hey Dudes shouldnudes should be doing sponsored posts. You didn't watch that season. That's why you don't like Davide. Probably. I think Hey Dudes shouldn't even be doing sponsored posts. I think they should just be sending Hey Dudes to cool-ass dudes and just hoping that they wear them in public and they get the natural boost from that. If I see Miles Teller out there wearing Hey Dudes, I'm like, oh, damn it. If they get Glenn Powell. Yeah. If they get any Top Gun cast members wearing hey dudes, it's over for everybody.

We're all wearing hey dudes. What if Sweeney shows up rocking hey dudes? Do they do a female line? Women's line. I don't know. I don't know. I can't believe he's in hey dudes now. It's okay.

How would he say that in his accent? I don't know. How do you do an Italian accent? Do you think he submitted a video where he's speaking into the camera for it, and they were like, okay, the way you say hey dude is way too Italian. You got to change it up. She's a liar. I can't do the dominant.

They're my head dudes. She's an actress. She's a liar. They're head dudes. They're actually quite comfortable. Those are trash. Hey it with the Dobby bag. They're my hey dudes. She's an actress. She's a liar. They're my hey dudes. They're actually quite comfortable. Those are trash. Hey dudes with the fur? I wish we didn't see the hey dudes with the fur.

No one's stepping out in those, right? I don't know. I could go to the function in those. I would only wear these if there was a crazy event happening. Look at the chunky ones. Dude, the chunky ones are kind of nice with it, honestly. No, they're not. I can see DeSantis in those. This is the women's line get meatball ron some hey dudes

i could see meatball ron packs his hey dudes for vacation right oh yeah those are those are his casual step out to get yeah yeah ice cream yeah when he's in seaside he's going to pickles for a burger he's like all right i'm gonna go with the hey dude have you ever seen the donnie brosco with johnny depp uh there's a scene where he's wearing a wire in his cowboy boot they go into a place and it's like a japanese restaurant and they wanted him he's like with the mob guys because you know he's infiltrated and they're like all right take your shoes off i'm gonna go sit around in a traditional japanese restaurant yeah i can't take his boots off because there's a there's a wire in the boot i'm thinking of meatball r They're like – goes like to the beach or somewhere, and it's like, oh, yeah, let's go get in the water.

And he's just like, no, I can't. I'm wearing – he wears his cowboy boots in the water. He goes pants on with cowboy boots in the water. He fakes an illness or something to get out of it. That's a big thing with doing what he's doing is that you have to always wear the boots everywhere or else you'll get exposed. It's a terrible way to do it. Doing it with the boots is a terrible way to do it yeah you have to do it

with a different shoe you're committed to wearing only boots in public yeah when you're a public figure yeah and he lives in florida he's an idiot you can't just wear boots all the time in florida yeah is someone gonna snipe him at the pool like what is he wearing what's his plan if he gets elected president like to just like. Always wear boots. Why would you, if you give Donald Trump an inch of anything, he will take a mile. Why would you ever give him the ammo? Does Trump know about this yet? He has to.

Oh yeah. He's waiting. He's waiting. He's waiting. Go check Truth. He's cooking in the lab right now. If he hasn't already, if he hasn't already Truthed it, he's definitely waiting for an in-person zinger moment.

Tiny Ron DeSantis has got to be like a nickname that's coming. Take the boots off. Show us the boots. Challenges him to do a boot off. He'd do it too. He can't even do a shoeie. Trump's tall. He's like a legit 6'2", isn't he?

He should go get his own pair of boots and do like a photo shoot he just mocks him with some super tall boots i can see that can you imagine if you woke up one morning in major news outlets were covering whether or not you had risers in your boots it's just tough it's tough wake up it's hard can i talk briefly about something that happened to me today that really threw me for a loop? I've been looking forward to this. I had a long night last night. My father was in town. We decided to order some pizza, just hang out at the crib.

We opened a bottle of nice bourbon that had been sitting in my liquor cabinet for a while. One turned into two, two turned into three. I wasn't feeling great as I went to bed. I was like man i need i need a night's sleep right now well my newborn son had other thoughts and so woke up in the middle of the night i wasn't feeling it ended up going on the couch for a little bit just sat there for a little bit just so awake not sure i can go back to sleep finally i get like two more hours of sleep at some point and And I wake up and I hear my dog just doing the noise that you just don't want to hear when you're waking up. Oh, does it sound like the timber wolf after a wind? Yeah. Yeah. And I walked in the other room and there's just three piles of puke just sitting on the ground. And I'm like, oh my God,

I'm going through it right now. I do something I haven't done in a while because I've been a Celsius boy. I brew a pot of coffee. What time is this? 6.40 probably. Okay. Not too early, but after you haven't slept all night, it felt like it was 4 a.m. It wasn't 3 a.m. because I didn't feel lonely. I had a lot of people around the crib. And so as I sat there waiting for the coffee to brew, I was like, well, I better just get in the shower.

I better start doing this. So I turn on the shower, go out, pour a cup of coffee because I don't want it to be too hot. I like the cool down period of my shower. Okay. Okay. About 10 minutes gets my coffee to where it needs to be. Okay.

Not thinking about it. Walk into the bathroom with the coffee that I just poured. I don't know what happened. I just, I think my brain turned off. I walked into the shower with my cup of coffee. PGP. And I sat, I just sat it down and I was like, I don turned off I walked into the shower with my cup of coffee PGP and I sat I just sat it down and I was like I don't I'm already wet like I don't want to get out of

the shower with this coffee and so I drank the hot coffee in the shower as I did it I was like this is the weirdest fucking sensation I've ever had I don't hate it I've never done that but I don't love it I've never done that either the only other thing I've ever brought in the shower with me to to drink or eat was a giant glass of ice water when I was hungover and I was taking a steam shower. You've never done a shower beer? Shower beer. Okay, shower beer.

Shower beer. Fair. Shower beer. I love a shower beer. But coffee just felt so much grosser to me. Because it's hot. It's a hot environment. Outside of beer and a water, is there anything acceptable you can bring in the shower to

digest did you match that steam button not today i would have passed out today if i did a steam dude i brought some i brought spaghetti and meatballs into the shower really i just couldn't wait i needed a feed i'd worked out previously i used to utilize my fitbod subscription sure and i was just like i need some cows now so i just went in there and just was i had a buddy who admitted during a middle school lunch that he would eat oreos on the toilet he should have never told us that's a weird move took him a long time to live that down was he dunking like milk uh i don't think he was dunking would you rather bring food in the bathroom or beverage beverage beverage food is there's doo-doo in the air man i know i like i know that the

particles could like settle in the beverage but like maybe you just gotta go straw with it just don't bring food in the bathroom i guess i bought some oreos recently i forgot how good they are double stuff just regular just rego they're so good halloween colored they were halloween colored they're awesome you were just gonna not divulge that i i'm sorry i mean how many rows did you get three weeks now yeah two and a half do you do the thing do you break do you twist them no i don't do that i think it's better to just eat them just the whole cookie i hold them in the milk till it's soggy dude i love it dude when you hold it in the milk until it just can't like sop up any more milk it's just goaded i've been dropping one into a coffee mug and i mash it up and then i put

vanilla ice cream in there and parks has been i've been making parks cookies and cream ice cream with an oreo i thought you were going to be doing a bit right there that sounds bomb yeah that sounds he's mega into it. Wow. I know. That's the kind of dad I am. Sounds delightful. You're different, dude.

That's right. That's right. Oh, yeah, that's a weird move. Coffee in the shower is weird. Yeah, straight up weird. Too much hot stuff going on. If any backers have anything weird that they've ever done in the shower, I want to hear about it.

Keep it PG-13. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mean like, you know. PG-13, please. Yeah, I'm not talking drain clogging stuff. I'm talking like food. Not water sports. Can you imagine if you like clogged the drain as a teenager and your dad was like, oh my

God, you're disgusting. You disgust me. And then he goes in there and he starts like getting stuff out. It's just all spaghetti and meatballs. What are you doing, David? It's like, it's just my hair falling out. I'm like, you happy now, dad? You happy? are you doing david it's like it's just my hair falling out i'm like you happy now dad you happy

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that Italian craftsmanship. You see it inside and out. You can feel it when you're in there. It's like a little taste of the old country here. You are not lying. That's good. They're my hey dudes. It's like a little taste of the old country here. You are not lying. That's good. They're my hey dudes. It's a good looking car. It's a good looking vehicle.

All the tech in there, Dave. You haven't even figured it out yet. No way. No, there was a crazy event recently and I took my Tonale to it. It's a plug-in hybrid. We got toted out to F1 and some Alfa Romeos. We did. I was like, yo, DJ, hit that beat. We also got taken around the track in the Alfa Romeos. We did. I was like, yo, DJ, hit that beat.

We also got taken around the track in the Alfa Romeos. When the guy driving us around the track, when he looked over at me and slapped the steering wheel and said, these things are pretty good, I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You like this car. Yeah.

You like this car. That thing was moving. Go check these things out. You can learn more about Alfa Romeo and the Alfa Romeo Tenale at alfaromeousa.com. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will. I don't know exactly what my weekend's going to look like. I do know a couple of things. I'm supposed to go to the Texas-Kansas State football game, which is 11 o'clock kick on Saturday. I got invited last weekend.

I need to follow up with the person who invited me, though, because I'm not sure if that invitation still stands. Hopefully it does, because I would love to go. Friday, I have nothing at all. Nothing. Wide open. I just take it easy. Take it easy.

Sunday, I currently have a ticket to the Austin Food and Wine Festival, which is at Auditorium Shores. And I don't know if I'm going yet because I don't know who else is going. I might try to – it's currently listed for sale. Just let go, man. Go. I don't know who I'm going with. Go solo.

It's food and wine. I think Kayla's going. I don't want to tag along. This is a crazy event. I don't want to tag along with Kayla and her friend. I don't want a boner like me hanging out with them. So I got to figure that out. That's the only thing that's kind of up in the air right now.

Why don't you just vibe with the homie on Sunday instead? It's this Sunday? Yeah. Well, it's all weekend. Yeah. But I just have a Sunday ticket. Yeah. I'll probably just hang out with Parks Sunday instead.

Sell my ticket. Does he not like wine? Not a big wine guy, yeah. Yeah. Do they have mead? I don't think they have mead. Oh, wine guy yeah yeah do they have mead i don't think they have mead oh maybe i'll go if they have me james was looking to go if you want to go on a little man date with him we'll see that's a no i think i might rather hang out with parks no offense to james wow as parks is my son and my partner it's not his kind of fun anyway that's what yeah

james is currently texting me trying to get me to get a tattoo with him this weekend. So I got something on deck. We don't talk about it. Do we need to pause real quick? Hoop joke. Sorry, I don't make many of those. You got him over there hunting and pecking. I'm just texting James.

Not really. What are you saying? What's on deck? Nothing. I've just, I had something after Halloween last night. I got an idea for some artwork, some body art. Is it Dylan bonging a beer? Yeah, it's Dylan, but he's butt bonging it.

Yeesh. Is it my turn to talk about my weekend I'm over I can hear the shitty jazz music Brett's playing it's very loud honestly the number of times I've thought you were still playing dude me too Brett does it he did this thing today and I know it's a targeted attack at me

he got here early and he immediately turned the TV on to the jazz music he knew that John Mayer was in the crosshairs for this weekend, and he knew that we were probably going to get some dead and co-going in the studio today. Oh, my God. Instead, he hit us with AI-generated jazz music. It's too sleepy now. Back when it was the spooky stuff, it was better.

Now, it's just like sleepy autumn. Catch me on the last train home. I almost fell asleep as soon as I walked in that door. What's Dave doing this weekend? You guys are probably thinking at home like what's what crazy event is he participating in well the only thing i've got on the docket is a halloween party on saturday it's november dog yeah my neighbors uh are throwing their halloween Saturday due to scheduling conflict.

So we're going to run it back. And you know what? I've got the white grease makeup or whatever it's called, and I've got the black eyeliner pen, crayon thing. I'm going to run that thing back. Are you going to stay in character? I don't know.

This is going to be an interesting one because my neighbors, they know very surface level me. back you're staying character i don't know this is gonna be an interesting one because like my neighbors they they know like very surface level me but i don't know if they know i got it like this i don't know if they know i'm gonna go hard but i'm gonna and this means roads will see me in this costume which there's gonna be a photo i think of me holding him and he's probably gonna be crying because daddy looks like Edward Scissorhands or whatever. Our babysitter came over the other night. She's a lawyer, I believe. And she said that she had to dress up for work. And I was like, well, what'd you dress up as?

And I thought she was going to say something like, I don't know, brand safe. She goes, oh, I was Joker today. And I was like like so you showed up to your law office in joker makeup like i i don't have that i don't have the guts to do that i don't even have the guts to do that here you do it every weekend to go to the movies why do you go to flower moon with the joker makeup on can i ask a question about this babysitter i Mm-hmm. I'm asking for a friend. What kind of joker are we talking here? Heath Ledger, are we talking? I think Heath Ledger, yeah. I think it was full Heath Ledger.

Okay, do I, will I ever, nevermind, we'll talk after this. Okay. You know that we, Brett and I had a call with a guy, a friend of the show, who, this was yesterday, it was a Zoom call.

His costume was Alan Jackson Chattahoochee video love it uh however people people thought he was going as a border patrol agent oh okay and he was like no it's alan jackson what yeah he's wearing a vest like the life vest was the cowboy hat was not strapped cowboy hat avi, aviators, life jacket. Okay, I can see the vision. There's probably some funny screenshots out there of people who dressed up working from home on Zoom calls, not realizing that no one else was going to dress up for the holiday. They're just sitting there dressed like Pee Wee Herman on a Zoom call.

Well, I don't know if the parents are dressing up for this block party. They are. Right? You've got to dress up. But I was the guy last night. I didn't do anything. parents are dressing up for this block party. They are. Right? You've got to dress up. But I was the guy last night. I didn't do anything. I wore an L.L. Bean quarter zip. You've got to dress up.

You've got to dress up. Okay. Maybe there's something that might happen tonight or maybe Friday or Saturday. Like a crazy event happening? It would be a very crazy event. Maybe that will happen and I can celebrate that. But you never know. David is in such gun-shy

reverse jinx slash jinx slash reverse jinx the jinx mode right now. For what? I'm not going to say it. Yeah. Just. Sure.

I'll yield my time to Will. Why are you trying to do that, dude? What's your problem, Dylan? I have a big weekend. It's maybe too big. Maybe biting off a little more than I can chew with a month-old baby at home. Tonight, I'm going to John Mayer. Familiar with his work.

Very excited. Friday night, we have some friends coming into town and we are celebrating our friend's birthday. And I don't know what we're doing, but I'm very excited to do this as I'm excited to see these people. And then Saturday, I'm just going to the football game. You heard of this football team? Texas Longhorns?

Oh, yeah. I'm going with what could be considered my most dangerous of dangerous nights cruise. I don't know if I could put together a more dangerous three dudes to go to this game with on Saturday. And so Sunday will either suck or we might wake up in jail.

Can I call you guys to bail me out if I do? Sure. No, call 444-4444. Okay. Is that David Comey, the lawyer who rocks? No. Oh, okay. His number is 867-5309.

That's Jenny's number, dude. What are you talking about? No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. Sunday's a day of rest. I've had a long week already with family being in town, Halloween, everything. Sunday's going to be a big day of rest. Go Lions.

Ooh, Cowboys-Eagles. Let's go. Big game. Good episode, guys. Bye. Have fun. Hey, thanks, man. Bye. big game good episode guys bye fun hey thanks man bye