Circling Back - Bootleg Charcuterie Boards on Boxing Day

Episode Date: February 19, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defreeze to my right david ruff so randy fell off the bed last night that was he startled um And it was quite loud. Woke us both up. So we're on the second floor. And so it's very loud when something falls, like especially like a 90-pound dog. It just scared the shit out of me.

Like I immediately popped up. I had just gotten into a deep sleep. Popped up. And then he popped like his paws back up on the bed and like was looking at us like oh fuck what i did did he do like the half on half off like hey dude i need to help get him for a sec tired as fuck he just like kind of stood there like startled like he couldn't believe what just happened he thought maybe i think maybe he thought we pushed him off he's like what the fuck and he got back up up there. Rosie does that. It was very startling.

It's the first time I remember him falling off the bed. I didn't know Randy slept in your bed. Yeah. This is the big news. Well, here's the deal. When I go up there, I go to bed about an hour later than my wife does. She gets up pretty early. And Randy hangs out downstairs with me, watches me put on the headset, play some COD, some COD Call of Duty, you know.

Did you call it COD? I did call it COD. And when we go up there, I go brush my teeth. He gets on the bed. I usually have to, like, fit my way in there, kind of move him because he's passed out by the time I'm done brushing my teeth. He'll stay up there for, like, 25 minutes and go down on the floor. And then he'll hop back up.

He moves around a lot. He's very fidgety. Likes to sleep on the bathroom floor tile, you know. Oh, yeah. Cools them off in the summer. Rosie moves in the morning to somewhere a little less, I don't know the word, but she doesn't like being on like a fluffy comfort. She likes to be on a hard surface.

Speaking of hard surfaces, what up, Dylan? What's up, guys? How we doing? What's up, guys? I would like to give a big happy birthday to the realest in the game, the homie, Parks. Wow! My son turns five today. Come on. February 19th, 2020.

Very, very proud of him. That's huge, man. Can you announce what you're doing later this evening? Or later this afternoon? Oh, yeah. That's huge, man. Yeah. Can you announce what you're doing later this evening or later this afternoon? Oh, yeah. Per his request, his mother and I are meeting him at school. His school, by the way, they allow, the parents can join the kids for lunch. He's got to sign in at the office and get a guest pass and go through. Anyway, his mother and I are meeting him at school.

He requested Chick-fil-A. Oh, yeah. Nugs. Big Nug guy. He should have done a seafood tower or something. No, that's too much. Okay. Nugs and fries.

What if you strolled in there with 30 to 50 pizzas? That's too much. And cupcakes, which his mother made last night. What kind? Funfetti? I don't know. What fetti? I don't know. What fetti? I don't know.

Funfetti? His birthday party cake will be chocolate, but this is just the pre. Just stupid caked up at that party. Yeah, he's going to be caked. We haven't gotten the, you have the paper invites for that? We haven't gotten.

Yeah, I've been looking for mine. Yeah, you guys are actually not getting the invites. Okay. None of you are. Cool, cool, cool. I'm glad I didn't get them again. Dude, right on, man. It's kids from class and family. That's it. No friends. Okay. I, cool, cool. I'm glad I didn't get him a gift. Dude, right on, man. It's kids from class and family.

That's it. No friends. Okay. I guess no godparents either. Happy birthday to the homies. Are you going to eat Chick-fil-A with him? I will not. We're just going to bring it to him.

You're not getting a bonus? You're going to sit there and watch him? That's crazy. I'll probably steal one of his nugs because he's going to be too excited to eat it. Get a tray. Just get a whole tray. Let the place go wild. That'll be the coolest kid in school. I don't know. I don't know. one of his nugs because he didn't get a tray. Just get a whole tray. Let the place go wild.

He'll be the coolest kid in school. I don't know. I don't know. I can't bring nuggets for like the other kids though. Why? I don't think they allow that. Anyway,

I'm excited. Some kid will fuck around and have a peanut allergy and die on your ass. 100%. Yeah. Oh man. You have to do

all the paperwork. Have you popped open the knee hockey yet? No, we're waiting for the new crib. We're in our room. We're in our room, yeah. I want you to settle down, Brett. Yeah, chill, dude. He's fallen off the bed before.

Speaking of, our kid's fallen off beds. And it was pretty alarming. I told you about the girl who just couldn't stay in her bed my freshman year in the dorm. She just fell out every night she drank. I was like, dude, you need to get a crib or something. It's dangerous out there. I fell off the top bunk once as a kid.

I've never done that. I did too. I've fallen out of my current bed in my current apartment before, which was a weird feeling. Really? Yeah. I think I rolled over and misjudged where i was and i just i just ate it i also did something last night i've never done i woke up with two separate occasions um my right arm and then my left arm completely asleep and just trying to get it back it's so worse feeling i have i have long-term fears about my shoulders and how I sleep.

Do we talk about that on here? Someone had long-term damage? I don't know. I don't think so. I'm really worried, though, because I sleep heavy on the shoulder, and most nights I wake up

and have to flip over because it's just in pain. Arms just get in the way when you sleep. I've always said... If you could take them off and hang them up next to your bed,

I would totally do that. I've always said that. If your arms were removable, you would sleep so much better. Sleep like a rock. Comfortable as hell. It'd be them up next to your bed, I would totally do that. I've always said that. If your arms were removable, you would sleep so much better. Sleep like a rock. Comfortable as hell. It'd be really hard to check your phone, though. If you cut your circulation off for too long, can you kill it?

Do you have to get it cut off at some point? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But I think if you're sleeping, I don't think that you would just randomly sleep on your arm for too long. Yeah, I know that. I think you'd have to be an old person on drugs. Well, I just worry about getting the proper nutrition to my muscles. Just really got to get some blood flow and pumps back in there. Big muscle guy.

I want these things firing at all times. It might be good for them to get the blood shut off for a little bit, because then they kind of freak out, and then you hit them with some fresh blood, and they're like, okay, thank God. And they work overtime and just start rebuilding and shit, synthesizing and shit. Turn the faucet back on. Just get the shit back up in here. I feel you.

Turn the faucet back on. If you're a scientist, let us know if that makes sense. Like a body scientist. Biologist. Marine biologist. If you're a marine biologist, I want to hear from you as well. Hey, do you know what we're inching closer and closer toward? The South by Southwest meetup yeah march 17th 11 30 at augustine on rainy street show up and show out we need your support there we got

to show patreon that we mean business yeah yeah they're thinking about cutting us off i didn't tell you all that i got i got an email that's not a good business decision for that of their platform you mean yeah i'd have to have a word with them. I don't think we've... I don't think so. We're in a very mutually beneficial relationship with Patreon. So much so that they're going to give free mimosas out to all these people that show up. It's symbiotic.

I don't know if you guys know this. Speaking of biology. We're actually on the official South by Southwest page right now. What? Podcasting meetup hosted by a circling back podcast. Are you kidding me, Doug? I swear. Is you shitting me?

In the podcasting space, Jake and Amir are going to be there. Who's that? College Humor guys from back in the day. Are we going to have to fight them at some point? They're going to be at our party? We have to fight them for control of the house, yes. Well, I think after last night night Dylan and I won't have any problems with that

more on that later you gonna tease the podcast segment that's exactly what I did okay so wait they're really gonna be there when we're there I don't care it makes more people at the Patreon house of creativity at Augustine on Rainy Street,

we are 1130 and Jake and Amir are 1 o'clock. Who got the better time slot? God, I think Jake and Amir might have gotten the better time slot here. How big is their following? A great question. You don't have to look that up right now. I'm tossing these out there. Here's the deal, though.

That's fine, but if they think they're going to come into our house of creativity and be more creative than us, then it's just not happening. It's just not. This is our house. We've got another thing coming. Also, does Patreon know what I do at meetups? What do you do? I drink as many Guinness as possible, and I stand in the same spot for nine hours.

That's what I do, and so I will be there from 1130 until 830 at night. You know what I do? I order the biggest hamburger on the menu and just stuff my face with it in record time. I just unhinged my job. What was on that thing? It looked good as hell. Dude, it was a good burger. Shout out to the backyard in Dallas. I'm not going to lie. Shout out to the backer who paid for it. Thank you. Jake and Amir are at 4275 patrons. We're neck and neck. I mean, we have more than them. We do have more than them. Yeah, your definition of neck and neck we have more than them we do have more than them are they a podcast?

they are content creators they do videos podcasts I look forward to linking and building with them if they want to if they so choose yeah same

I'm not going in there looking for smoke. It's South by. What if smoke finds you? You'll be ready. All of the smoke. All of it. R.I.P. Pop Smoke. Yeah.

Okay, what? I don't know who this guy is. I don't know much about him. I'm sad that he's dead. I'm not familiar with his music. Only 20 years old, which is terrible. When I saw Pop Smoke, I thought it was Papa Smoke. Does he roll in Stormzy's crew?

I don't think so. Stormzy is going to Houston and Dallas. For the rodeo? No, just doing shows this summer. You might catch me at one of these. Mainly the Houston one. Just FYI. Imagine if you do an El Tiempo Stormzy same night like all the other 21-year-olds.

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Hey, Dylan, I have a question for you. What is it? What did you have for dinner last night? Why does it matter? Let me just live my life. Because I wasn't – so you asked Dave what he fed on last night, and then I was like, okay, this has to be a question that you answer too. And I wouldn't have made this a segment if your answer wasn't the answer that you gave.

Crab brain goons. So Dave and I left this thing last night that we'll talk about in a little bit. I like Brussels sprouts. At like 6.45, somewhere around there. Because it ended at 6.30. We kind of bullshitted around for a few minutes. So let's call it 6.45. We were watching some people roll around.

So leaving at 6.45, you didn't really have time to go home and make a full-ass dinner. A whole-ass dinner. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's dinner time already. I mean, I guess. Oh, the saves were on. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's dinner time already. I mean, I guess. Oh, the saves are on. That's probably what you're doing.

It's dinner time already. If it's after 7, I'm not cooking dinner. Not only that. It's too late to get it in the kitchen. Not only that, but the activity that we just finished, which, again, we will get to later. We should have done these in different order. It left me very tired. How late is too late for someone to ask what your dinner plans are on a weeknight?

On a weeknight? On a weeknight. Oh, 6, 5. I faced this last night, and I was like... 5.30. I got a text last night at 6.30 asking, hey, what are you guys doing for dinner? And I just wanted to text back and be like, you are way too late on this. Like, by 6.30, I've either already eaten or I'm in the process of doing it. It's just someone wanting

to have dinner with you, dog. I know. We had to shut down Sally's sister. It was sad, too, because we were with some of the other family members. We were like, sorry, you're out. Was it Emily? Yep. What if your Dylan hadn't touched me at 7.25? Hey, can you meet at Fonda San Miguel in 20 minutes? And he did it. That's a text that I didn't get. Yeah, I didn't get that either, actually.

That's weird. Your phone must have been turned off or something. Yep. It doesn't ring. It's like a dead zone. I literally can't remember the last time my phone was off. The battery on this is almost too good. Huh. That's weird.

It's weird that we had too much receipts at the table, too. I don't think that was on purpose. I didn't plan for that, yeah. Anyway, for dinner last night, I had a little meat and cheese plate with some olives and sun-dried tomatoes. Some what, Brett? Some SDTs.

Sure. Did you just have this stuff laying around the crib, or did you go to the store and get one of those pre-made packs? No, I went to Whole Foods. What kind of meat did you get? A gabagool? It was a... Was it gabagool or not?

No, no. It was like it was like an Italian an Italian sausage prosciutto oh sausage any tube steak in there dry

dry Italian sausage you had dry Italian sausage yes sun dried tomatoes and olives yeah and cheese you are looking

hella Mediterranean what kind of cheese did you have it was an Italian cheddar dude don't lie it was like pepper jack I swear I'll show you looking hella Mediterranean. What kind of cheese did you have? It was an Italian cheddar. Dude, don't lie. It was like pepper jack. I swear, I'll show you. I'll take a pick and send it to you. I swear. There are two different kinds. You had hill country, fair,

knockoff craft. There were two cheddars aged, of course. One was from England, one was from Italy. Wow. Why am I talking about this? I mean, the more you talk about it, the better it sounds. It was dope. This is like a good – this has been a Sunday move for me during football season that you just make a giant, like, spread.

The Lions are playing a late game. They're in, like, Arizona or something. I am a regular – You know they're not covering. No. I'm a regular eater of this meal. I do it kind of often. We're looking for some gambling investments.

I don't hate it. It's good. It was just unexpected that you came out here with a cheese board. Yeah. I feel that, and that's okay. But it was great, and no regrets. Were you satisfied? I'll probably run it back at some point this week.

Were you satisfied? I got a bunch of cheese left over. Oh, yeah. Can I speak to something that Sally did on a cheese board yesterday? You needed carbs, dude. You need more carbs in that meal. Sorry, guys. You didn't even do crackers?

I did crackers. A ton of crackers. They're not great. A little wheat, guys. Triscuit? No. Delicious Triscuit crackers? Are Triscuits trash? No. Oh, stop. Triscuits are great. You know, I had some in the car. You should have had some.

I love Nature Valley bars, but they're kind of the Nature Valley bar of crackers. If you bite into one of those things, they get everywhere. The Ritz is worse. Eat it whole, dog. What are you doing? No, that's how you cut the insides of your mouth up, dog. Eat it whole, bitch.

Yeah, eat it whole. Raw ass mouth over there? Come on, dog. You know what the trash ones are? The little wafer thin ones. They look like communion circles almost. Yeah, those aren't good. ones they look like communion circles almost yeah those aren't good that see i like those if you have a very strong cheese because it it doesn't replace the flavor of the cheese you get what i'm

saying yeah i feel you i don't know too too thin though i need some crackers my church growing up i was raised catholic their communion wafers they were actually like seasoned with like chili cheese like nacho they had cool ranch. That's a cool church. Cool Ranch Communion was the shit. It's a hip church, man. Yeah, it was very progressive. They just had the spray cheese that you go around to and throw that on there. The whiz.

Do I get a passing grade for my dinner last night? I think you actually do. Okay, thank you. You needed carbohydrates, man. You needed to refuel. Don't tell me what I need in my life. If you try to lift today, you needed carbohydrates man you needed to refuel don't don't tell me what i need in my life you're gonna if you try to lift lift today you're gonna be trash you're gonna embarrass yourself well you you'll catch me in there at about uh 12 o'clock today i was putting up big boy weight so we'll see i guess we'll see man yeah yeah dave jerk

i had a salad last night with the Central Market. What were your carbs since you're... Sweet potato. All right. Look at you. So, any other questions? No, I love sweet potatoes, man. I do, too. Although, Central Market salad bar sweet potatoes aren't great.

Wow. It's more like you're just putting it in there for, like, sustenance. Okay. I don't hate some diced up sweet potatoes in the salad, though. Kind of gives a little fall feel. Yeah. I don't hate some diced up sweet potatoes in the salad, though. Kind of gives a little fall feel. Yeah. I get crazy, though. I threw some pineapple in there and some honeydew melon.

Oh. I love... Are you trying to do a chub salad? I was trying. They don't... But watermelon's out of season, so they don't have watermelon. What's a chub salad? It's a Liv Langdon special.

Oh. She told us about the chub salad. And it increases your libido. Oh, yeah? Yeah. According to our friend Liv. Hence the name Chubb. Got it.

So it's like a boner salad. Like chubby. It's a boner salad. Yeah, it's referring to the male erection. I see. The penis. Got it. Anybody else?

Wait, male erections are with penises? Typically. Oh, she actually has a video on this. Yeah, she's a big chub seller. Beets, watermelon, feta, arugula, pumpkin seeds. I mean, it sounds great. Yeah. I ought to get back on my beet elite.

I like that stuff. It is good. It's a good pre-workout. You guys should holler at some pepper jelly from Trader Joe's. Yeah? Next time you make that cheese board. Is it dope? Yes.

Very much so. What's the jelly that we had on the flight? That was probably it. Ooh, on the flight? Yeah. With the shockingly intricate cheese board on a Southwest flight. I don't remember what she did for that. I think I banned her from taking our uh

our preserves from michigan i was like no those those do not go airborne anymore these will reside in our apartment and so i think i banned her from that i'm really worried so we're leaving town this weekend and we're going on a flight tomorrow morning and i'm very very worried that sally's going to do something obnoxious she put it on instagram last night that she was thinking about doing. An omelet station. The omelet station. I'm not really sure how that would work.

Yeah, you can't. What if she does Micah's salsa bar? She should. Or taco. It was a taco bar. You probably do table-side avocado or guacamole. We could do that. Unless she has a battery-powered hot plate.

She can't really do an omelet. I don't know. A lot of these planes have... That's true. Maybe not budget airlines like Southwest. She's definitely going to do the Bloody Mary station. Why Southwest catching heat? Dude, I love me some Southwest. I've had... I checked in this morning.

I'm A-list now. Who cares? How are you A-list? No clue. Do you have a credit card? Dude, I honestly don't know how I'm A-list. I think that... I think something clue. Do you have a credit card? Dude, I honestly don't know how I'm A-list. I think that something happened. Are you an influencer?

No, I think that something went wrong in the metrics on the back end, and they just made me A-list. No, it's probably because you're flying with Sally, isn't she? No. So she's not A-list at all? No, not at all. That's interesting. I'm a lucky boy.

Hey, a question we forgot to ask Dylan. What was your presentation? What were you serving this meat and cheese board on? Did you eat this out of Tupperware containers? Was this in a plate? It was on a plate. They cut it up. Like a China or just regular?

China. Who has China? I have China. Dave has China. No one under 55 has China. Your boy's got China. I can confirm Dave is both under 55 and has acquired China. I guarantee you it was a wedding gift.

I believe so, yeah. That's so funny. I guess I can believe that Dylan doesn't have China. Are you serious? The homie's grown up China-less. Yeah. You don't even have Spode, do you? No one does China anymore.

Dude, come over to my house for a dinner party. Next time I have tea and crumpets, I'll have you over, and we'll be eating off the fucking China. Have you ever actually used it? Yeah. Really? Like twice. Do you know what a crumpet looks like?

I have no fucking clue. It's a brass instrument. Smaller. Hey, why is it called China? China. Is it from China? I don't really know. Think about that. It's weird, China? I don't really know. The thing about that is weird, huh?

I think about these things. There's probably a very simple explanation. But I don't know it. Brett, what were you going to look up like 30 minutes ago? Don't you call yours Japan? I have no idea. Don't call it that. It's basically because it's from China.

That's so lame. Oh, wow. Is it like champagne where it has to be from China in That's so lame. Oh, wow. Is it like champagne? I guess other cultures are lame. It has to be from China in order to be called China? Ooh. Makes you think. It does make you think. Fine China.

I promise you not all China is from China. Promise you. Well, yeah, I'm sure your broke boy-ass China is not from China. I don't have China. Yeah, you can't even call it China. I don't have China, dog. Mine's from motherfucking Shanghai. If I go to your place for a dinner party and I look underneath one of your plates and it

says, like, made in the USA, I'm going to ridicule you for trying to call it China. I don't have it. Dylan doesn't have dinner plates. He just eats, like, out of Yetis. They were all free from, like, the Grandex days that he just has stored up. I have too many Yetis from, like, Delmatch Play, Grandex. I have so many Yetis now that I have to stack them in my fucking cupboard because I can't keep them all in one place.

Can you recycle a Yeti? Like if I wanted to get rid of one, would I recycle it? No one's ever gotten rid of a Yeti. Why would you do that? Because I have no room for them. We need to bring them here. We need to start bringing them here for the water and stuff. Between all the China, I don't have enough room for these Yetis.

China. Someone's going to be like, what? How do you display your China? We have a cabinet, China cabinet. You like? You've been to my house multiple times. I didn't, like, take an inventory of everything you have. Maybe you should have.

I'm surprised you didn't, thieving ass. I don't steal. What are you talking about? Anything else you guys want to know about my situation at home? No, no, no. That's good. No, I think we're good. It actually sounds pretty good.

Why were you so sore last night? Well, should we finally talk about that? Yeah, let's talk about what people have been waiting for. Let's wait a little bit longer. Yeah, so Dave and I did a boxing cardio class last night, and it was pretty tight. Our boy, Andrew Craig, over it on it invited well invited dave and dave invited me but we've had him on before actually we've had andy on before um micah's exhibition yeah very very nice guy he's uh he fought in bellator a little bit

probably all of us at the same time is he the one that's bigger than our members do it is he the one that sits in meetings shirtless? No, that was the guy that Micah... Yeah, that was Sean. I'm doing quotes. Fought. Exhibitioned. He had a fist exhibition.

He walked into the meeting with his hilariously popped up muscles. Clearly, he just pumped. Andrew used to fight in cornrows. Remember that? Yeah.

He's tight, dude. I love that guy. He's so nice. You ever thought about getting cornrows? that yeah he's tight dude i love that guy he's so nice you ever thought about getting cornrows no nah homie homie fortunately that shit sailed for me what if the homie got don't appropriate cornrows unless you're fighting it makes sense it's you have to get your hair out of your face yeah the homie's right a favor the homie's gonna go on vacation to like puerto vallarta one like when he's like seven and he's gonna ask to get those braids yeah some girls i was friends with in college they all they came back into my class

once they had been on spring break and they all had the did they all have the sunburn like um it was a bad it it was just not an attractive look i just remember like yeah being on vacation as a kid and just being like what like everyone looks worse when they're doing this yeah well it just it's not i'll just go and say ahead and say it's not meant for white girls. Sorry. It's weird. It just doesn't look good. Yeah, just don't do that.

Yeah. So what'd you do at your boxing class? So Andy's like combat sports guy. I mean, the originator of the combat sports minute. He's just like, hey, I'm teaching a boxing class, man. All right, we'll do it. So he does a cardio class and he has a technique class. It's a cardio class.

You're basically just punching for 45 minutes straight. Yeah, so he wrapped your hand. He showed us how to – well, he wrapped our hands for us. He basically held our hand through the entire thing. Did you not get photos of you guys with your hand wraps on and shit? Come on now. It was not – It wasn't environment conducive to that.

If we would have done that, people would have been like, dude, not cool. They did have a guy taking photos. I don't know if you noticed that. So there will be some content from it. And at the end, we all took a photo with the class. Did you mean mug or smile? Because I mean mugged. I think I was just trying to take in air.

I was so tired. I was probably mouth open like an idiot. So it was like throw combinations and then hold the pads, throw combinations, and hit the bag. It was pretty intense, man. Awesome workout. Yeah, I haven't had a good cardio workout like that in a long time. Did you need to know how to box or was it more of just like a –

Well, the first thing I said, I said, Andrew, look, I've never done this before in my life. Okay. And he's like, don't worry about it. And it was just the two of you guys? No, there were probably like 12 people in the class, something like that. Yeah. You just have to know what an uppercut is, a cross, a hook.

He'll show you, too, and show you like proper technique. Got it. How are the wrists today? Wrists feel fine. My wrists feel fine. Those boxing gloves actually provide some wrist support, which I didn't realize. Yeah, for sure. That's nice. I have tiny wrists. I can't which I didn't realize. Yeah, for sure.

It's nice. I have tiny wrists. I can't. I like to throw hands. Now, the rest of my body. My wrists are the same size as my forearms. My whole torso is sore, though. Core, hit core hard. Back.

Chest and shoulders. Back is just, there's some spots in there. Throwing a lot of uppercuts to get those lats involved, you know? That's the thing. You can't uppercut with the arm. You uppercut from the hip. So the thing is, and Dylan and I both struggle with this, there's like three-punch, four-punch combo,

and he'll throw a mid at you, and you've got to slide it and remember what to throw. It's a lot of mental, like remembering what to throw and what to throw. Mental. It's mental. Mate. You know how when some guys shadow box, they go.

Yeah. Dave did that the whole time. Dude, hell yeah. It was awesome. You breathe out when you play. Yeah, Dave's a boxer. You don't want to get caught in the stomach, man. I get it.

Got to tighten up. Got to keep my guard up, though, man. I get a little loose with the hands. I'm going to get caught one day. I just want someone to run up on me right now i just want it i don't want it i don't know if i could throw like anything that looks like a punch right now with anything behind it what's gonna happen are we golfing still are you guys gonna be okay for golf more more on that we'll tease that segment calm down it's our new segment, Are You Guys Okay for Golf?

That's good. That's got legs. Man. This is random, but did you guys hear about the... This is just more about fighting than it is about anything. You guys hear about the dude at a Jack in the Box in Washington who got robbed? This guy definitely has taken a boxing class in his day. got robbed this guy definitely has taken a boxing class in his day two two witnesses from the restaurant said that this is how the interaction went down between the cash cashier and the guy

robbing him the guy the suspect said i'm robbing you the cashier said you're not robbing shit and he goes yeah i am i need the money then the cashier said i will beat your ass you want to go outside and handle this and then the suspect left the store. Come on. That's all it took? You're not robbing me, dog. Dude, you don't do that unless you've taken boxing classes before. And if you're working the cash register at Jack in the Box,

why are you riding so hard for Jack in the Box? If he has a weapon or something, let him do his thing. But it is funny. Did the guy have a weapon or something, let him do his thing. But it is funny. Did the guy have a weapon? It said when the police asked the cashier if he believed the suspect was armed, the cashier said the suspect looked more nervous than he was. That's a dude who's dealt with it before. Yeah.

That's a tough man. If I'm working at a jack-in-the-box, I'm emptying the register to whoever's coming up to me asking for the money. That's the point I'm trying to make. Who cares? It's jack-in-the-box, man. How much money is in a jack-in-the-box register these days anyway 48 yeah something like that did you see the story where some guy robbed a bank and the teller gave him too much money so he's like no no i only need like 1100 instead of two grand like you keep the rest of it and then he so he's like all right thank you and then walked out and they said no i'm all set and he put the thing of it. And then he, so he's like, all right, thank you. And then walked out and they said, no, I'm all set. And he put the thing of money in the bushes and just walked away.

You just, it was a half-assed robbery. Dude, like he was a 74 year old guy. A boss robbery. He put the 1100 in the bush. Yeah. So he walked away with nothing. Yeah. He's not good at robbing.

He's going to go to jail for literally nothing. He's, well, the police basically let him off. The story was like, he's a 74-year-old. His wife had just passed away. He was just bored, he said. He's like, I wanted something to do. He needed that action. I mean, go swing a golf club, dude.

That's right. Put some big boy stacks on the game. Start painting like George W. Like, just do, I don't think robbing banks is the move. Come down to Austin, take a boxing class with us. Sounds like a very nice burglar, though. Yeah, he's like, no, no, I don't need all that. is the move. Come down to Austin. Take a boxing class with us. Sounds like a very nice burglar, though. Yeah. He's like, no, no.

I don't need all that. Just give me a couple. Just want a little. Just a smidge. I want some fun money. Yeah. What's my order if I go to Jack in the Box? I've never been.

Just get all the tacos, man. The tiny tacos? I ate 12 tacos one time. No, they're not tiny. You didn't eat 12 tacos. I did in high school. From Jack in the Box? Before a baseball game I did, and it was not a good move.

Yeah. Do you shit yourself? No. Those tacos are fucking good. I just felt very poor. They're trash, but they're great. They're delicious. It's weird that they'd be, like, okay, as someone who's never had it, it's weird that on their

menu it's tacos, fries, and sides. Like, normally you don't associate tacos and fries in the same family. Papas. Papas fritas. Sure. How are their curly fries? They're not Arby's level, but they're fine. Okay.

I'm sorry. I'm just wondering. Somebody, when they found out that I was an air fryer influencer, hit me up. They made their own Arby's curly fries in the air fryer, and they look pretty good. Whoa. I don't know if they had, like, horsey sauce or Arby's sauce to mix in there, but I'm going to try it out. Fries the air.

Yeah. Quite well, actually. Sally made some chicken tendies the other night. Panko crusted? I don't know what they were crusted with, to be honest. How'd you like them? They were great. She brined them in pickle juice.

Oh, the Chick-fil-A method. That's the key, right? Yep. Yeah, they were great. Just toss them on a salad. How are you going to not have Chick-fil-A today? You're an idiot. Yeah, what are you...

Stop. Just treat yourself. You can't go to... Try to be healthy, man. What are you going to eat? Are you going to go home and eat a fucking smorgasbord or whatever? It's a valid question. I don't know. I'll probably have a smoothie. Answer the question. Are you going to go home and eat like a fucking smorgasbord or whatever? It's a valid question. I don't know.

I'll probably have a smoothie. Answer the question. Are you going to go home and eat a smorgasbord? No, bitch. God. Taking smoke right now. I just can't imagine ordering delicious Chick-fil-A and then watching someone eat it. I'm not picking it up.

Oh, you're not? Dallas is. Okay. She asked me if I wanted something. I was like, yeah, no. I'm going to be good boy. What if you rolled in with Popeyes?

And you're like, nah. That'd be weird. You're like, sorry man, it's time for the real. You just pulled out the chicken sandwich. What's his lunches at 11 o'clock?

Which is earlier than I usually eat. That's A lunch. It's just brunch, dude. Yeah. He's an A luncher? We're preschoolers. Homies eating brunch every day.

We're preschoolers. We always used to say, A lunch is for the B team. Or pre-K is what I meant. Yeah, sure, Dave. One time, no one's ever done this, I went to all three lunches, A, B, and C. Dude. Come on. That's bad boy shit.

That's savage, dude. It was just a fucking two-hour lunch. How long did y'all have for lunch? Like an hour. Maybe 45 minutes. Okay. Didn't you have something, Will,

where like some, some, one of your lunches was fucked? Yeah, they messed up our lunches in high school and like the first lunch was significantly shorter than the second lunch. It was great.

Your boy had a full hour to himself just playing hacky sack, eating plastic wrap sandwiches. You're such a nerd dude fucking lit it was the best one with the cool group worth were you i mostly did homework during it because i i was a slacker and i was not doing it at night so homework and hacky sack that sounds tight man that's a new podcast i'm doing hacky sack is the worst hobby dude what are you talking about it's it's a top five all-time bad hobby.

I'm going to buy some, and we've got plenty of room in the office. I'm going to cut it open and let all the hacky out of it. No, you can cut it open, and I'll squeeze some out, because you have to empty it out a little bit. Dude, I'm throwing your hacky on the roof. All right, Tom Brady. Can you even do stalls? I'm throwing your hacky on the roof of the school.

Can you even do stalls? You can't even do stalls, dude. I don't even know what the hell that is. Exactly. You're not a real hacker. So you just, like, catch it with your foot in midair and then... How far could you punt a hacky sack? Oh, gosh.

You got to think, like... I don't know. I bet you could do 35 yards. I don't think so. Those things don't really... There's no bounce to them, you know? Yeah, that's true. Maybe 25.

I didn't want to do this announcement now because I was waiting until it was official, but there are talks that there's a hacky sack tournament at Wilmonds over South Vine. Dude, that stinks. Gets me not there. I'm calling the police on that. It's going to be awesome, dude.

What a scene that's going to be. Dave and Dylan are just going to show up and break it up. They're just like, no, stop. We're actually going to have someone there doing the, what's it called? Cornrows? Mm-hmm. For the mommies that want to get their hair done. I'll bring Parks by.

Yeah, bring Parks by. You know like in The Sopranos when they go bust up a protest, or they'll go bust up a job site, like the union guys, if they haven't gotten paid on it that's what dylan and i are gonna do we're gonna get out with like pipes and bats and just wearing track suits break up the hacky section oh dude stop he's gonna bring a pocket knife and just cut them all open and let the beads just bleed out everywhere i mean honestly that does sound kind of badass go home enjoy the gobble gh. Can you at least let it just go on for a little bit

so we can get some social media coverage from it? We've got a lot of influencers coming in. Who? Kyle Bandujo. He's a big hacky sack player. I just don't think you have that many influencers. Who else? No, it's top secret list.

Top secret list. It's not. I heard you're going to have Gary Sinise. His band's going to play it. Let's look at the top hacky sack players. Jan Weber. He's not going to be there. Where's he from?

Like the Netherlands or some shit? I don't know. We're about to find out. Jan Weber. He's multiple world and European freestyle footbag champion. He's been playing footbag since 2001 and since 2002 competed at more than 200 professional footbag events. He's Czech. Six foot one.

What does that even matter how big he is? Does that matter seriously? No. This guy's built for a hacky sack. This guy's just got a hacky sack body. What if somebody told you you're built like a hacky sack? Dude, I might be. I feel like J-Bone has a hacky sack body. What if somebody told you you're built like a hacky sack? I feel like J-Bone has a hacky sack body. He's just got hacky sack vibes, dude.

What's that mean? Oh, that kid. Catch me watching hacky sack videos for the rest of the day. Did somebody retweet that old touching base video we did? It wasn't even touching base. It was PGP. No, the Micah one also, but like the one that you sent. that old Touching Base video we did. It wasn't even Touching Base. It was PGP. Did somebody? No, the Micah one also, but like, Will, the one that you sent.

I saw T-Man quote tweet it yesterday, and that's what brought it back to my attention. But I don't know how he came across it. It's from 2018, so. I don't know why I saw that. I saw one of the videos that we tweeted out from Touching Base, and I was like, all right, I forgot this existed. So I sent it to Dave, and then T-Man randomly sent us a video,

the Micah video, or some other video, something. T-Man was reading a column or something, and I think T-Man just went way too far down in the old wormhole. Yeah. Sorry you weren't on there, player. Was Dave on there? Yeah. What the hell?

Dude. T-Man. It's because you didn't hang out with him. Okay, I'm watching Jan Weber's finals routine from the World 2013 Championships. It's really impressive.

My feelings are hurt right now from T-Man. I don't care about Jan Weber. Look at the crowd at the World Championships, dude. Have you seen the

Yo-Yo Masters do their freestyle shit? It is so much more impressive than that. No, I've only seen that one kid at the high school do it, and the crowd goes wild.

That's not a yo-yo, though. What is it? Those are more rhythm sticks. Yeah, rhythm sticks. Same thing. I'm having a rhythm stick party. They're not the same thing. Hey, T-Man, if you're listening, and I know you are,

I'm butt hurt right now. They used to call Dylan rhythm stick. They did. I don't know why, though. Is that why your butt's hurt? Okay. Can we talk about the Micah video for like one minute? Yeah, let's. Why don't we just play it? though is that why your butts hurt okay we talked about the mic video for like one minute yeah um

why don't we just play it what's going on there happy holiday happy holidays why um why did they leave action in five times why is mike making old fashions with so much sugar there's a lot of questions that are i think we'd have to ask Micah what's going on. The guy behind the camera, Dylan Van Dam, DVD, the guy who used to work for... He was like our head of video at Grand X. Shouts to him. Will, turn me up. I'm going to play it.

Turn it up. You need the visual as well, but this is what we're talking about. This is pre-content Micah, by the way. Set the scene. This is a Christmas party or a holiday party from like five years ago before Micah worked at Grand X, and he just happened to be at the same one as DVD, our old video guy. Action.

I'd like an old-fashioned. Action. Action. Action. Action. Action. Yeah, that's not action. Happy holidays. Action. Hang on.

Like an old-fashioned. We got to hear it one more time. The ending is action. I just don't understand why they left action in. Action. Action. Action. Yeah, that's action.

Happy holidays. There it is. Happy holidays. Why did he do the hand motion? Is he hammered in this? Because he's Micah and he's weird. It is also a tremendous amount of sugar. The backstory is that they were doing a holiday party.

And I don't know who was invited to this holiday party, but they thought they'd do some content around it. What's amazing is that DVD is very, very good at what he does. Like, he takes very good video. He edits like a madman. He's meticulous about the editing. Yes, like maybe to a fault at some times. Like, he's a perfectionist in that regard.

And to leave action to this is kind of unforgivable. In this, it seems like he did the opposite. What's the opposite of meticulous? Reckless? Sure. It's almost like he was intentionally doing it. Sloppy. Hasty.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. Did we retweet that? Did we RT it? Yes, we did. From circling back. Go look at it. T-Man got that RT. The visual is just so good.

Because Micah's wearing a button-down. He's got, like, an apron on. It is a jarring video. So much sugar. And the sound that it makes when he starts mashing the orange. It's like an ASMR old-fashioned video. It's uncomfortable. I want to know how long it took them to actually do this.

So intentionally unfunny that it becomes funny type of thing? I don't know. It's done 25,000 views on Twitter. Like a Kyle Mooney thing? Action. Action. Underscore Trevor Hughes underscore is the app. He's got to change that handle.

That's not great. There's got to change that handle. That's not great. There's Brett putting on the cryo. Cryo freeze. Shots to OMAX. They also have a product down there, Dylan, the Pleasure and Pain Pack. Oh. Tease that.

Go take a look at that, though. Why are you directing this to me? Well, it's just if you want it. Okay. Because you work out, right? Oh, yeah. Dylan showed up to the boxing class in a gimp suit. That's not.

Why would you do that? He actually showed up in a rowback performance tee. Rosie 20 for 20% off. You crushed that. Yeah, I know. Most people aren't taking the mild jab and turning it into a sponsor thing, but you did. That's why you're the best, man. Don't you sleep in a straitjacket so you can avoid the arms?

It's not a bad idea, honestly. That's a terrible idea. It's not comfortable. Mine are normally handcuffed to the headboard. I just want to take my arms off when I sleep. It's not too much to ask, is it? It kind of is. It's a lot to ask.

Do you remember Jax from Mortal Kombat? The black dude with the metal arms? I wonder if his could detach. Do you remember Jax? Mm-mm. I couldn't play much Mortal Kombat.

All right, well, I'll fuck off. I'll kindly fuck off. The only Jax I know is from Love Island. Finish him. He went home. Yeah, that's what the Emperor said. Finish him.

We did Super Smash. That was our fighting game of choice. You, like, rip his spine out of his torso, smack him with it. I don't know what they do, but it's a violent game. Do you want me to play this video? It says how Jax lost his arms to Ermac. Nah, I'm good. Okay.

We're good, though. Thank you, though. Appreciate the offer. His name is Jackson Briggs. He's a fictional character from Mortal Kombat fighting game franchise, but Midway Games. Wow, dude. When that Midway logo popped up, you knew I was about to go down.

Oh, yeah. You better enter your codes. I used to love just the interest. Get that blood code in. EA Sports. It's in the game. It's in the game. It's the best.

Why don't they do that anymore? I think the guy died. There's probably another reason for it. I don't think they did. It's not like they re-recorded it for every single one. It's literally just one thing. Oh, you're saying just run back the old one? Yeah, just run it back constantly.

Yeah, it's a three-second clip. Did the guy really die? I don't know. Why did you say that? That's what I think. What if his family is listening right now and they're like, oh my, he's dead? Can we talk about what Brooks Koepkes said about holes in ones?

Something that none of us have ever done, right? I think it was more of a 10 guy. You're disgusting. You are disgusting. I don't even get it. That went over my head. I'm over here Googling EA Sports Guy. How many total holes in ones do we have in this room right now?

Zero. Zero. I'm going to count mine as like an asterisk. we have in this room right now? Zero. Zero. I'm going to count mine as like an asterisk. It's a zero with an asterisk. No, you have zero. The divot is in the hole. It's a zero.

It's not in the hole. Oh, okay, no. What did you mark it on the card as? It's got a finish in the hole, though. What did you mark it on the card as? It's a two. Doesn't sound like a hole in one to me. Sounds like a hole in two to me.

I'm never going to be closer than that. It's a birdie. It's a good... Hey, nice birdie. Congrats. I remember my first birdie. My dad texted me. He goes, going to be closer than that. It's a birdie. Nice birdie. Congrats. I remember my first birdie. My dad texted me. He goes, did you make the putt?

Fuck off, dad. That's a great dad joke. That's a great dad joke. Great dad joke. He crushed it. Zero with an asterisk. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. It's a one with an asterisk.

No one's putting asterisks on zeros. That's what he said. I feel like that's like a street wear logo. Zero with an asterisk. That's fair. Or the Houston Astros World Series title. Should we just start selling a Brett? Dude, that's a top five market.

Chill. They don't deserve that title. I don't care. For every bad thing you say about Houston Astros, I'll just say one nice thing about Houston as a city. Drift was fun on Washington or whatever. McIntyre's is a great bar. I went there, too. You went to McIntyre's? I walked to McIntyre's is a great bar. I went there, too.

You went to McIntyre's? I walked to McIntyre's. It's a good bar. That's very big of you to admit, Dylan. Thank you. I had a Coors Banquet. I didn't really ask, but keep an eye out. Okay.

We've been teasing that for a while. Oh, man. So we have Brooks. Somebody asked him how many holes in ones he had. Holes in ones? I think that's right. I don't fucking know how to say it. asked him how many holes in ones he had. Holes in ones? I think that's right. I don't fucking know how to say it. How many aces?

How many aces did you have, Brooks? To which Brooks responded, I don't know, actually. I don't keep track. I think I had a hole in one at Augusta, and I forgot about it later that day. Okay. This is like unnecessary. On the douche level of Brooks Koepka quotes, where does this fall with the Wagyu beef?

I'm so out on Brooks Koepka. He's just trying to get a rise out of people now. And he's doing it. We're doing a seg on him. I know. The Wagyu beef thing was pretty bad. This is worse. I think I had a hole-in-one at Augusta,

and I forgot about it later that day. No one is forgetting a hole-in-one at Augusta, and I forgot about it later that day. No one is forgetting a hole-in-one. You had a hole-in-one at the most... Is Augusta... It'd be between Augusta and St. Andrews for the most famous golf course. Is he saying not an exhibition play, just a practice round or something? Yeah, maybe. I would remember if he had one.

It didn't happen at the hole-in-one contest, because we would have known about that. The par three? Yeah, sorry. I like hole-in-one contests more. That would be tight. Can I ask you hold on one contest i'm sorry ignorant question here sure man wouldn't be the first time if you're brooks or tiger or dj or somebody and you just like roll up to augusta can you can you get on

no i think you even like the even the goats they've got a well you know the course is shut down for most of the year. I knew that. Okay. But say it's like mid-May, and you're just like, hey, can I hop on with a buddy? If it's the time of year when the course is actually available, they'll probably make room for you. You're not a member. Well, if you've worn a green jacket, I think you technically become a member. Yeah, you're a lifetime member, right?

But say, like, Tony Fina walks up. I don't think so. There's some good stories about this kind of stuff. There's a book or a podcast that I've read on an airplane or listened to that has details, good stories like this, about people getting crossways with Augusta National, like trying to take advantage of being a member there and stuff. And it doesn't help that I can't give you the name or the author or anything

remotely close to it, but it's out there if you want to search. I feel like if Tiger rolled up, they'd make some concessions for him. Well, he has a green jacket. If you're Tony Finau and you're going up there, if you're a professional golfer, wouldn't you just park at Augusta for two months before the tournament and just play it every day? Yeah. If that was allowed.

That's what I'd be doing. Say Tony Finau's best friend is getting married and whatever. And he's like, hey, I'd take it. Absolutely not. It would be very difficult. The bachelor party is like, hey, let's go play Augusta. Oh, absolutely not. No.

Yeah, I don't think they're bachelor party friendly there. I don't think so either. The only bachelor party they've ever let out there was like a dude who was on his third marriage, and he was like 48 years old. And he was a member there, and he was like a tycoon or something, a shipping magnet. He was a member there. I want to be called a magnet of something. You're just a fridge magnet.

I'm a babe magnet. You are the fridge magnet of wash media that's fine i don't have any fridge magnets on my thing but they're i i like them they're a little much i don't like them i like to collect them um from different destinations i travel to do you really yeah that's that's your thing you get one in brack i sure did did you really i sure did. Did you really? I sure did. This is interesting. You should start an Instagram account that documents all your fridge magnets. Okay.

Is that to conceal how trashed everything in your fridge is? No. Come on, man. I have good shit in my fridge, man. Fridge magnets is taken on Instagram, by the way. What about the fridge magnet like with an e at the end is magnet spelled differently when you're referring to somebody yeah it's like magnet that's what i thought that's what i thought which is a little haughty the fridge a little haughty dave yes nope the fridge magnet is also taken they have 49 followers

and honestly they have a way better aesthetic than Dylan would have had. That's fair. Yeah. Like this is pretty, it's honestly pretty impressive like what they've done. I cannot take pics like that. Is it just fridges or fridge magnets?

Just the magnets, dude. Oh, that's way better than anything Dylan could dream of. Dude, the meat pie one from Cornwall? Are you kidding me? They did 25 likes on 49 followers.

Like that's, that's great. Wow, that's great. Wow, that's a ratio. Dylan's certainly not doing that ratio. That is a ratio. Everyone go follow the fridge magnet. I just found a picture of Dylan at the gym. Did you?

All right. That is... Is that real? That's disturbing. You know, listeners love it when we talk about pictures. Dave, can you describe this fridge magnet for us, please? You should probably do something with that. It appears to be Vladimir Putin petting a jaguar or jaguar.

Come on. Holding jaguar. It says the kindest president under. I think he's wearing a leather jacket in this as well, which is pretty tight. And the picture I was referring to appears to be an older gentleman in the gym drying his ass bent over with a hand dryer. That seems unnecessary. We need to just get rid of hand dryers in 2020.

No one likes them, correct? They're not sanitary. They take forever. Just give me a paper towel. I feel like that's fair. A motion sensor paper towel so I don't have to touch the little plastic thing. And if it's wet and your finger slips off of it,

ugh. I just like to shake my hands back and forth and let the air dry them. You know? I'm going to start wiping it on your jeans. Do it, bitch. No. Front side. That it, bitch. No. Front side.

That'd be savage. Speaking of savage, you guys hear about these fig scrubs? Oh, yes. Oh, my God, these things. Oh, yes. A nurse walks about five miles per shift. That's longer than we walk in this place.

Doctors can work up to 80 hours per week. I'll be tracking Sally's steps on my watch. Please do. I'd say we work 80 hours per week, right? We're in the studio like 12 hours a day at least. How many hours in a week? What? Because I'm always on.

Yep. And this is all on top of devoting themselves to our well-being. They're practically superhuman. Shouldn't they have a uniform that supports them in every way possible? Absolutely. Figs is an incredible company that's doing something about it. They design medical apparel that looks good, feels good, and helps medical professionals perform at their best

no matter what their day throws at them. I'll be honest, Sally has numerous pairs of figs. If we were the same size, I would wear them around the house to let the dog out. Who let the dog out? Me. I literally just said, when I let the dog out.

It's not just scrubs though, right? I mean, you can get like a hoodie. Dude, they've got so much stuff. Do you want to hear about their features and functionality? I definitely do. Sure. Their scrubs are packed with tons of features

and functionality. It's exciting. They created their scrubs are packed with tons of features and functionality. It's exciting. They created their own fabric that's antimicrobial, anti-wrinkle, moisture-wicking, full of stretch, and ridiculously soft. Those are all things I look for in a garment. Could I wear scrub bottoms as pajama pants? Absolutely.

Yeah, but they're frowned upon. No, you can absolutely do that. That's stolen valor. Maybe not. Imagine being at your crib wearing scrubs. I was Sally for Halloween last year and wearing scrubs

was like the most comfortable night out I've ever had. I'm pretty much wearing scrubs to the bar. See what happens. I mean, you're already a scrub. Yep. I don't want no scrubs, Dave.

Well, it sounds like you do. Figs. Right. Unless they're figs. You do look like a doctor on like a TV show. Nick Dreamy? Yeah. A lot of people say that.

Dr. Dorn? Except better looking. I'm trying to think of like an inappropriate name for you. Nick Creamy is what you're looking for. Yeah, Nick Creamy is probably the one. Come on, guys. Grow up. We're doing a read here.

Can I ask a question? Yeah. Is there a doctor in the house? Maybe a vet tech or a radiologist or any other awesome human in the medical industry? And even if you don't work in the medical industry, you definitely know someone that does and you should tell them about or just gift them some figs. If you have a good surgeon or a good doctor, just show up and give them the gift of figs. Listeners of Circling Back are getting 15% off for a limited time.

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It would be tight. They'd be like, oh, there's Dr. Ruff. Are they doctors? Radiologist Ruff. I like Radiologist Ruff. Doing that one again. You've got to think one of them has made that joke before at some point. Oh! Doing that one again. You got to think one of them has made that joke before at some point. Oh. I would just do the Halo theme every time.

Oh. I've gone down like a Halo wormhole where it's just people singing that in bathrooms and stuff where the acoustics are really good. Some people do it really well. So I paid for J-Bone to do that on Cameo. Yeah, where's that video? It's somehow never gotten used for me. I never did anything with it. Is it good?

I don't even know if Jared and I even confronted the fact that I did this to him. That's great. Yeah, I was just sitting there one day, and I was like, what can I make Jared do on Cameo for $5? So I made him sing the Halo theme song. He actually crushed it, if I'm being honest. Wow.

Yeah, I'll find it. I'm just going to post it from circling back. Should we do this weekend in fun? Oh, yeah. Well, I usually start off, so I'm doing nothing this weekend. I usually start off. No, I'm doing plenty of stuff this weekend. Talks of Klein coming in town. Is he coming in town still? Who really knows? My entire, this segment kind of stuff this weekend. Talks of Klein coming in town.

Is he coming in town? My entire segment kind of hinges on it. Who really knows? But if he is going to be in town, we were talking about playing. Speaking of hinge, Klein might be coming to town. We were talking about playing golf Friday morning. He made tee times. Did he?

I believe we have a non-refundable tee time Friday morning. Did he actually book it? I don't know. I think he would have told us if he actually booked it. Anyway, so that might happen. Weather's supposed to clear up by Thursday-ish. And again, if he's in town, I wouldn't mind going to get a beer later that evening. Maybe even a whole meal of food would be fun.

Oh, or maybe like a bootleg cheese board. Or a bootleg cheese board would be great, too. Saturday. Big. Big day Saturday. It is the homies' birthday party. We are going to a trampoline park. You know the what?

Yeah, sick. It's right down the street from my house. Can't do much outside because the weather sucks. So we're going to a trampoline park. And again, you guys are not invited because it's just classmates and family. No, that makes sense, dude. I would have no desire to go jump on trampolines. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'm busy that day. Good, because you're not invited. I'll be hitting misty flips and embarrassing motherfuckers. They're kids. They're four and five. It doesn't matter. I'll be double bouncing parks through the roof. Oh, come on.

And then Sunday, yeah, just chilling with parks, man. It's going to be a fun, fun weekend. Can't wait. Okay. I mean, yeah, I guess we should confirm this Klein thing. Mine's pretty similar to Dylan's, minus I won't be going to his son's birthday party. Real-time update from Klein. He did not pull trade yet.

What? Dude, he's the king of needing, like— Yes. He needs you guys to coax him into town. Like, it's not just like, hey, I'm coming to town. Like, he needs you to beg him to come into town. He wants to be wanted. Yeah.

Well, what the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What what else david i don't know we're doing this is this just threw a freaking wrench into my thing yeah the same i'll probably i'll probably you'll probably see me sitting at bolden acres for 45 minutes at a picnic table by myself again just looking down at my phone. Just tweeting. A tweet storm, if you will. Okay. I don't know.

We'll see. Is there anything... It's a weird time for sports. Because there are none? I guess XFL. No. I'll see you, the renegade guy. You guys going to squat up

and watch some XFL at a bar? It's the worst time for sports. The worst. It's the best, the renegades guy. You guys going to squat up and watch some XFL at a bar? It's the worst time for sports. The worst. It's the best time to get into XFL. I've lost complete interest in college basketball. Complete. I'd never watch until... Yeah, conference tournaments.

Shame. Yeah. I don't even watch those, man. I don't even watch March Madness. Texas stinks. I watch the conference championship games. I'm not watching... Yeah, I'm not watching...

early conference tournaments anymore. You know when the madness truly starts is March. That's what they say. Wow. Dave, what are you doing this weekend? Did you already do it? You don't really know now. Yeah, I mean, it's hard to say.

This weekend is so unimpressive that you just already forgot about it. Dude, that's lit. Well, I didn't get the invite, so. Sorry. What if you just just book i think you should just book a reservation at this he shows up have my own trampoline like i'm just over there doing backflips is that dave over there but like the ones where you land on your upper back and then backflip so it's kind of like a you know what i'm talking about they are serving cc's pizza for his birthday come on dude that's Dude, that's awesome, man.

That's really good to hear. Yeah, I know. Is there any other dope shit that's happening at this party? Are there gift bags with Rolexes in them or anything like that? Or what? Is there going to be a clown on stilts? On trampolines? On trampolines.

That sounds dangerous. The only clown at this party is Dylan. That's not nice. Who else? Are you going to go or not? Yeah, dude, I'll go. I got nothing unless we golf. Okay.

At H-Town next weekend for cook-off. Pretty excited about it. Dude, you got to be careful walking around H-Town now. Yeah, someone's going to throw a shade. They're going to pop. Are you ready to pop trunk and pull? They're going to pop trunk, yep. It's pop.

It's pop. Brett, before the pod, Brett was like, what does that mean? What does pop trunk mean? Sorry, I'm exposing you. How does one pop trunk? You should pull trunk. I'd like a pop trunk, daddy. Matai Papa Crab Rangoon, papa.

What are we doing? I don't know. You don't have shit planned, so we're just doing shit. I have shit planned. Probably catch me at Bold Nature's with Dave. I like the Brussels sprouts. We can tour his banquet. No, no.

I only go there by myself. Oh, for your first 45. Then I'll meet you at like 45. Yeah, you can meet me. When I get there, I start the clock, and I'll let you know. Okay. Once the shot clock runs out. Should we run the table on pickleball?

I want to get into pickleball. Start doing it, dude. Let's try it. Maybe this is the weekend of pickleball. It could be. Courts could be wet. What's the weather looking like? If we're out there.

It's going to be nice. Yeah. They have people out there to clean it up. Maybe. I don't know. It's a bitch. Why did my car just pull up? I was going to say, yeah, your car just pulled up with somebody else in it.

It's weird. I don't like that. I have a big weekend. I'm leaving town tomorrow morning, first thing. Family vacay. Where? Heading out to Cali. Ever heard of it?

No. California. California. This is where Sally's going to be making her fucking Bloody Mary stuff. Omelette station? A Bloody Mary bar on the plane. I don't know the legality of bringing the ingredients. If she can do the cheese board, she can definitely do...

I guess they can give you vodka on the plane. Yeah, so you would have the Bloody Marys. I think you'd have the Bloody Marys made on the plane, and then you bring all the bullshit that you never want on there. Like the slice of pizza? Yes. And the sliders that they just like stab like a shish kebab if she's thing through if i see a plate of like cocktail shrimp

in our refrigerator tonight i'm eating them before she can pack them for the plane tomorrow you can't bring shrimp you can't bring shrimp onto a plate. You can't bring shrimp onto a plane. Seafood on a plane. That's almost as bad as the lady who brought Wild Wings onto the plane one time. I'm not kidding. I'm not going to add them. I don't think she listens, but we have a good relationship with her still. Former Grand X. What? Oh, go ahead.

Sorry. No, Tasha from Grand X. She brought a triple dipper on a plane once, and I was like, you know what? That's a real one move right there. I thought you had a connection to Wild Wings. No. I wish, dude. If anyone from Wild Wings corporate wants to send me a bunch of Asian zing sauce,

DM me. Speaking of Houston, when we do our Houston meetup, we're doing it at Wild Wings to put people in an awkward spot because you did see that they're taking a knee to Wild Wings due to their viral tweet. Who is? of houston yeah what happened uh wild wings quote tweet the wild wings twitter account quote tweeted the uh premier league suspension of what's it what team is it man you who got suspended for two years uh? Manchester City got a two-year suspension from the Champions League. No shit.

They are appealing it currently. It's a very big deal. And it was honestly, it happened on Valentine's Day. And when I saw the news break, I was on cloud nine. It was the best news I've heard in a very, very long time in terms of sports. So Wild Wings quote tweeted that tweet and said, now that's how you punish a team that cheats. Whoa. Which wasats. Whoa.

Which was aggressive. And then there was a backlash and they sent an apology tweet. They didn't delete the tweet to my knowledge, but they did send an apology tweet, which just makes it worse. You would have apologized? I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. Wild Wings should have apologized in that manner. How did they not send that tweet?

They should have just sent the clip of that. Houston's their biggest market. Is it really? I don't know. Probably. Actually, probably. Honestly, it's probably one of them. I guarantee it's either Dallas, Arlington, or Houston.

A lot of big folks in Houston? Is that what you're saying? I didn't say that. No, it's just a massive city. Okay. Fairly large town. I would love to know who has the most wild wings. Anyway,

we're going to do our meetup at Wild Wings. Hey, one thing I'm intrigued about this weekend, Dave. Fight Saturday night. Deontay Wilder? Oh, yeah. Tyson Fury? Yeah. I'll be paying for that one. Okay. You want to come over and watch? I'll follow along on Twitter. You want to be paying for that one. Okay. You want to come over and watch?

I'll follow along on Twitter. You want to come watch? I will. Okay. If we're doing fight night. Can you FaceTime me so I don't have to buy it? Yeah. Just put your phone in front of the TV?

That's exactly what you want to do on vacation. Dave and I might put on our own little exhibition before the fight to get you all primed up. Did you guys have a meeting at Grand Atch where it was like, listen, we can't call this a fight? Yes. Yes. Okay. Did you guys have a meeting at Grand National where it was like, listen, we can't call this a fight? Yes.

Okay. Because it sounds like you all resist the urge to say fight for the last two and a half years. It wasn't a fight. Yeah, it wasn't licensed. They had somebody from the Texas Gaming Commission there watching. Oh, the TGC. Yeah. I guess that's what it's called. Brett, stop.

Eating some SDTs. I guess what it's called. Brett, stop. Eating some SDTs with the seeds. But yeah, Brett and Will, I guess you can FaceTime in. But yeah, you're definitely invited to come watch the fight. I appreciate it. Is this real? That's not nice.

Maybe I'll show up anyway. I don't think you will. I don't think you will. Dude, fuck you. Ooh, hey, knock let me in. Hey, I might do some ribs. Might do my famous Brussels sprouts. You're not going to.

Dog. Maybe a meat, an Italian sausage and cheese board. With an Italian cheddar. With an Italian cheddar. You want to bring mine? I don't even know if I've ever had an Italian cheddar. You know what? I'll break you off a piece.

It's quite good. Is there such thing as Italian cheddar? I feel like that's something you may not. I looked it up. It didn't look like a very popular cheese. You looked it up? What brand was it? I don't know. I'll show you. I feel like that's something I looked it up. It didn't look like a very popular cheese. You looked it up. What brand was it? I don't know.

I'll show you. I'll take a pic. You don't have to do that. I think you take a selfie with it. Please. You want to see it. I will only accept pics

if it's a selfie of you and the cheese is holding in front of my face. Yeah. All right. Should we get out of here? Yeah, this has been fun, guys.

I got to get it. I got to go see the homie. Can we not eat Chick-fil-A I got to go see the homie. Have fun nodding. Not eating Chick-fil-A. So excited to see the homie. He's going to be just bouncing off the walls happy. Anyway. Are you giving him a soda pop?

No. He's not a drink guy with the combo? He likes Sprite and Diet Coke quite a bit. Yeah, I saw him in there with that Sprite Oh yeah, he was crushing Sprite Yeah Nonspot He tries to put the purple perp in it

But I don't let him Really? Yeah He's a little young for that That's why I don't let him, yeah I give him When he's with me I usually just pour a little Dayquil in there

He listens to a lot of Future Oh, he does? And that's influencing him to get into Lean And I'm not about it yet. I don't know if he's ready for Future. I feel like Future is a pretty mature audience. No, I agree. I don't even know how he listens to it, really.

Tell him to go put on 100 Shooters. Okay. Okay. Let's get out of here. Should we leave? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sore. Bye.