Circling Back - Bottle Night Mentality

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

Dave and Dillon discuss the invention of "Bottle Night" and the grind mentality, Texas A&M ruining jalapenos, Dillon recapping True Detective season 1, a man bringing a horse home after getting in a fight with his wife, and their Weekends in Fun.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop     •    (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter    •    (14:33) "Bottle Night" and the Grind Mentality     •    (29:11) Texas A&M Ruining Jalapenos     •    (46:45) Dillon Recaps True Detective Season 1     •    (56:23) Horse as an Apology Gift   •    (1:01:35) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •    Twillory: Use code WASHED18 for $18 off your first order of $139 or more at Twillory.com   •    Talkspace: Get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to https://talkspace.com/circling   •  Prize Picks: Download the app today and use code steam for a first deposit match up to $100   •    Joymode: Go to usejoymode.com/STEAM and get 20% off with code STEAM at checkout Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good morning, podcast fans. My name is Dave. This is the Circling Back podcast, and I'll be hosting. Will is on his way to Turkey for multiple procedures. It's my understanding. That's what I understand as well. He's telling people he's going to Mexico, but I'm not buying it. He's got turkey teeth on the table, potential PRP therapy, a number of things.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he needs much up top but he's gonna reinforce what is there yeah no i don't blame him you can never stop reinforcing uh my host today my co-host excuse me it's none other than dylan chivaree thank you dave very happy to be here uh worked out this morning it was back day killer workout man yeah i'm feeling good to get any shots day killer workout man yeah i'm feeling good to get any shots no back shots just a good back workout got a lucy and coffee's coursing through my veins i'm i'm i'm feeling as good as i can feel pre-episode nothing like a lucy and a back workout yeah it pair well well the lucy came after the

back workout but nice a nice protein shake after my workout. Just killing it, man. Hell yeah. Here's a guy who I saw riding his bicycle into work today. And yesterday. And yesterday. And I found his deodorant, his Old Spice. I outed you.

I doxed you. You are Old Spice. It's Randy Trumbacki. Old Spice Pure Sport. They gave it to us back in like fifth grade in the little puberty bag, and I haven't switched ever since. Really?

The meme account? No, no, no. Like the, you know, when they show you the video of like a boner. You got a puberty bag? Like they showed you an erectile, a male erectile? Like a diagram.

We didn't get a bag. I didn't get a bag either we got like a little good bag they gave you deodorant they gave like the little sample like travel size

of deodorant and like I don't know a couple like a pamphlet and stuff did you give you any rubbers

no no we were in 5th grade contraceptive I've always thought it was funny when people call them rubbers rubbers is funny

that sounds very like 80s yeah bullying nerds films revenge of the nerds really yeah yeah uh huh okay little pamphlet about like nocturnal emissions and pubic hair and then a little little deodorant sample thing i'm an old spice guy too i do red zone uh swagger is the scent actually for the first time did just switch and got uh some captain

because uh captain is what i use as my body wash too i'm an old spice guy except for the hair axe what is captain it's just a scent what's that smell like it's like it smells like my knee like sully pretty much hey yeah what does captain doesn't tell you anything well i guess swagger doesn't the guy who landed the plane hey boiler up he's a purdue grad it's like it's like these uh these colors that are named things that have nothing to do with the actual color that completely throw people like me off i have to ask people like what is you know uh i can't even think of an example but you know i'm talking about i about. Honestly, I don't. You don't? I don't know if I do.

What are you talking about? I'm buying a shirt online, right? Oh, okay. And I want, let's say I want a navy shirt, but it's called something like- Midnight. Yeah, midnight or just something that has nothing to do with the color blue. Okay. I'm like, just tell me what the fuck it is.

Yeah, it's a little confusing. I'm colorblind. This is not is yeah it's a little confusing i'm colorblind this is not helpful there uh it's a whole thing i don't know who it was but someone did a video where it's like you had two had two cups and it was uh either body wash body wash or a sports drink name and they said like the two different names of course they're like riptide rush or like arctic breeze and like one's soap and one's thing. You had to choose which one to drink. It was pretty funny because they're exactly the same naming mechanisms.

I wish Will was here to tell us how his underarm Botox is doing. Like, is that working still? Last we heard, it was doing great. I haven't noticed him pitting out. It runs out. I think it lasts for like six months. To be fair, I've never noticed him to be a pit stand guy.

So when he said that he was getting that done, I was like, that sounds dope. I didn't know you had that problem. I think he's very self-aware. He's an arms down guy because of it. Which makes it worse. Yeah. Because you're just basically. He's trying to hide it from the world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it gets hotter down there. If you give it a breath. And then you start thinking about it. And then you start sweating because you're thinking about it. And it's just a vicious cycle.'s much like time it's a flat circle dylan can i be honest with you about something sure that saying i've never quite understood why it's why flats why why that saying makes sense because to you it's a frat circle

no but really elephant a flat circle because everything comes back around like what does it what does it mean much like the people of the sun it's coming back around again you get it no really can you explain it because i don't quite understand what that saying means can we see they circle back no you guys are just doing you guys are just trying to have fun now well yeah i'm trying to have fun i really want to know like what what that saying can we save it for your seg okay because it it it fits into the show okay does it yeah rust coal that's a rust coalism okay right in the car where he's saying weird shit everybody says he says all kinds of weird shit. Yeah.

Last line of the show was pretty good. Pretty strong from him. We're the only pod with the guts to recap true detective season one. Just finish it, man. While our producer and our de facto third host today puts headphones in because he wants to watch it. He doesn't want spoilers. Yeah. I'm going to listen to the wallflowers like Will DeFreeze. So it's like he's here and not in Turkey.

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She just apologized? I have many more messages to catch up on. This guy's DMs. Yeah. What's going on? Okay. Anyway, we'll get to that. Read us the next DM.

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Really? They're more unhinged. Therefore, I'm more likely to check them. Because it's Twitter. It's lawless. So I will check that. But I'll try to check Instagram. That's very true.

Hey, where are we at on BitMadness? Give me a BitMadness update. I think we're still doing seedings on Reddit. So just go to the Reddit and just kind of vote in that this or that pretty much quiz. He's still doing the seedings. I'm sure Brackets will be out sometime

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I'm reading this young lady's DMs now. And we'll probably talk about it today. On the show? Yeah. Sneak peek? Give me a little hint. A little taste. So she's been married to her husband since before a wedding invitation was sent out.

Come to find out he didn't get a plus. It was addressed to him. Didn't get a plus one. She's like, what the hell? Not only am I married to this guy, but I've met the groom twice prior to the invitations going out. Timeout. Is that how she said what the hell? Or did she say it like differently?

She didn't say, oh, she said, what the hell? There you go. That's a joke. That's a callback. Yeah. No one knows the origin of that. And it's probably going to stay that way, but it's fun for us what the hell what's she up to anyway um getting married good for her yeah okay so she didn't get a plus one and she's the oh he didn't get a plus

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when we're in Chicago, I'm fine with that. But we should at least get Italian beef in Chicago. I would like to do both. I'm so down. Go to Portillo's. I'd like to do both of those things. I want you to take us to the best Chicago-style pizza place there is, which apparently is not Lou Malnati's.

I personally prefer Giordano's. I'm sure everyone has their own opinions. We grew up on Aurelio's. That's more the thin crust. I personally prefer Giordano's. I'm sure everyone has their own opinions. We grew up on Aurelio's. That's more the thin crust pub style, but Giordano's is good. We'll be sure and put our order in three hours in advance. Pretty much, that's what you're supposed to do. An hour or two beforehand, just put it in, call it in, go there. While still getting ready, go to the bar, and then they sit you down.

Then it's on the table within 10, 15 minutes. Logistically speaking, that's not how i would want to run my restaurant that's got to be a pain in the ass to to run a deep dish pizza restaurant yeah it's always taking orders way in advance yeah i don't like i assume you got to pay in advance too or else people will walk the you know i'll tell you my my beef there's a number of places in Austin that you'll go online, you're going to do a pickup order. Family, we don't want to cook. Kids are going wild.

So hop on there and it'll say like estimated time, 40 to 50 minutes. You're like, okay, put in the order. Then you start doing something else and you get there and it's, say you get there 20 minutes early and it's already ready. Like, well, how long has it been sitting here? Or you'll get the text after you put the order in that your order's ready like six minutes later.

There's an Asian place over by Brett that I frequent and it's great food, but they do this to me every time. So much so that when we're going to order it, I leave and then I tell Alyssa to count to 100 or just wait five minutes and then put the order in because they're so quick. Even though their thing says 30 minutes every time. Really? Because I like to sneak in there, go to the bar and have. That's your signature move. Exactly one beer.

Yeah. But, you know. That's a good move, by the way. Ling Wu over in West Austin. I don't think you get enough credit for that signature move that you do. I think it's just a thing that dudes do. Like, oh, no, 15 minutes early. Yeah, like this may be the only quiet time I get to myself tonight.

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Tailored for performance. That's T-W-I-L-L-O-R-Y. Tailored for performance. Well, well, well. Twitter had a main character yesterday, which you don't want to be. You know your boys celebrating bottle night.

Our good friend Colin Rutherford. Everybody knows Colin.. Our good friend Colin Rutherford. Everybody knows Colin. Blue checkmark, Colin Rutherford. I call him C. Roth. He tweeted this yesterday. Actually, he tweeted it two days ago. I'm sorry. The tweet says,

Do you know what a bottle night is? Probably not, because my girlfriend and i invented it during a 2023 blizzard in buffalo new york you can't say do you know what something is and then followed up by saying i just invented this like it hey can i read it in tucker's voice because that's that's how tucker like phrases things okay do you know what bottle night is probably not because my girlfriend and i invented it during a 2023 blizzard in buffalo new york i could do better so what is bottle night well we lock our phones away turn the tv off each grab a bottle of wine and talk that's it we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence we live together but it's easy to miss out on, quote, quality time.

What do you think? Do you have other methods for enjoying quality time with your partner? And there's a picture of Colin and his lovely girlfriend there, and they each are holding a bottle of wine. She has a bottle of red wine. I know. Both screw top wines, by the way. Not that that matters. It doesn't.

And he's drinking what looks to be a shard. It's a white wine. He's taking a poll. And he's drinking. And, yeah, it's a selfie picture. She's taking the pic. It's getting a lot of play on Twitter. People are dunking on this guy, being like, oh, wow,

this guy invented talking to his girlfriend without the TV on. A lot of people are saying things like, oh, I guess you've got to be drunk to talk to your girlfriend. You invented, like that's a lot of people are saying things like oh you i guess you got to be drunk to talk to your girl you invented like you know probably not what if i also told you that colin is a grind mentality guy one of these guys on twitter you know i'm talking about yeah i you know i'd spent way too much time yesterday looking into this guy's timeline. Yeah. He followed up his tweet, which is getting a lot of play, by saying, on the other 30 nights of the month, I grind to build my business. That means he's not talking to his girlfriend 30 out of 31 days of a 31-day month. I get it.

I've grown my startup from $0. That's how it usually goes from start to zero to 518,000 annual revenue. Every Tuesday I share tips and strategies for entrepreneurs in my newsletter. 450 plus people subscribe and then he has a link to it. Randy, can you sub that? You want me to sign

up for the newsletter? Yeah, I don't know why. I just feel like you could use a little bit of Colin in your life. Specifically on Tuesdays. I don't even know what a bottle feel like you could use a little bit of Colin in your life. Yes, true. Specifically on Tuesdays. I don't – I didn't even know what a bottle night was. Well, that's because he just invented it. Oh. Who's doing this? In the winter of 2023, which just passed.

Oh, gotcha. Okay. I like that they locked their phones away. Yeah. What is that? Like the little bags they give you at comedy shows now? Yeah. They're like, everyone, no phones allowed.

So they just lock them away get it at the end of the show maybe they have one of those like hotel style lock boxes that's so like a vault or his twitter bio says he's a 26 year old founder of green box storage i don't mean to give him a plug here but i'm doing it anyway um he mentions they did 518 000 in 2023 on track to do 1.5 in 2024. That's three extra rev. That's pretty solid for, for Colin here. I don't like that. They each grab a bottle of wine and it appears that they drink said bottle of wine just out

of the bottle. Drinking out of the bottle is kind of reserved for um high school when you're out of booze and you're like looking through whatever parents home you're in while they're out of town and you find like a you know you find like anything you can to drink and so you take some bottle you don't even know what it is and you just start ripping pulls are they finishing this bot each bottle there's no way no he's not he's gonna have some sex is gonna happen if that happens did he say is this guy fucking what's the deal i would say they live together they're drinking wine together their phones are put away no tv no what they choose to do

because sure closed doors their business i just i feel like the because of the implication some guys said how did you take this how did you take this picture um without a phone which is a good question and he just he gave it the eyes emoji in response so colin is also a liar apparently hey you're full of shit brother um this grind mentality thing that is becoming prevalent on social media is so fucking annoying he's on track for 1.5 mil though i want to see the books open up the books colin i don't i don't know how you're getting these projections player when's the last time you had a bottle night um i i have bottle nights occasionally i don't call it bottle night but i'll i'll drink randy you're a young guy. I would say, yeah, back in college, me and my boys used to do this thing

where we would drink like half a bottle of malt liquor and then fill it back up with Four Loko. And then we'd drink the whole thing. We all had a bottle and we'd talk to each other and then we'd just slam it on the sidewalk outside. See, this is where Colin and I differ. My wife and I do bottle night, but we duct tape the bottles to our hands okay and we typically will do two oh i'll just stand there and i'll be two bottles in and

i'll just piss myself really yeah because your hands are tied up what am i gonna do taped up to the bottle i have no other option yeah i hear you that's just something we do yeah we also have a bottle and your wife partakes as well yeah she. She also pisses herself, I would assume. She's got a much stronger bladder than me. Okay, because she can make it? Yeah. She's a very impressive lady. Two bottles, that's twice as much time talking, too.

That's true. So you're really doing it. I've said this before. Don't do sidewalk slammers. You can do the drinking part of it if you want, even though it's stupid and reckless. Don't slam a 40-ounce, you know, like, old English bottle against the sidewalk. I completely agree.

Unless you have a pledge there, they'll clean it up immediately. Even if there's someone there to clean it, you're not getting all those shards. You know, there's glass on the ground somewhere. No, that's fair. You know what I mean? What man doesn't make a cool sound?

I wouldn't know. I've never done it. You've never broken a bottle? Sure. What? I've broken a bottle. The hell never broken a bottle? You sure did. What? I've broken a bottle. The hell? We had a guy do it once in college and it bounced.

Oh, come on. We gave him a shit for it. You should have. I have to tell you about the time. This was a long time ago. I was in Vegas. And I was staying. I forgot which hotel it was.

Mandalay Bay, maybe? Oh. I know. A tragedy happened there there but this is a different night if that's why you said oh no i was just thinking uh yeah it was anyway it was um indeed so the window opened you know they have like the suicide proof windows in vegas because people lose their ass and so the window opened like five inches bottle night doesn't go well it opened like five inches so you can stick your hand out the window okay for whatever reason one of my friends was drunk and took a just a glass they had inside we were on the i want to say 15th floor okay he took a glass and just dropped it outside the window

like dude what are you fucking doing um and it underneath was not the ground it was like the rooftop of like the casino oh yeah and it didn't break instead it bounced up like six or seven floors like it just like it just sprung up it was so fucking we lost our shit so we just got all the glasses and dropped them out the window and watched these things just bounce like 70 feet up in the air it was fucking wild that's i can't explain the the science behind it did you make a sound it blew our minds it's like i don't remember you ever seen the videos of the guys at those trampoline parks they jump off like that ledge and they'll like land on their they'll land on their back but with their feet up. Yeah. And they just,

just rockets. That's what it looked like. It's pretty sick. That's cool how they do that. It is cool. It was kind of like that. Trampolines are cool. It was like that,

but it was just glassware. Dude, you ever just double bounce the shit out of your buddy? Oh my God. And like, they weren't ready for it. You know, and they just,

you just launch them. Their feet are just flailing like they just cliffed up. Dude, don't do that. Yeah. It's dangerous. Trampolines are dangerous. Dang. So did y' Dude, don't do that. Yeah, it's dangerous. Trampolines are dangerous. Dang, so did y'all get away with it?

No security? Yeah, it was fine. It was a cool situation. I don't recommend doing that, but it was fun that one night back in, I don't know, 2008, something like that. That feels like something I'm too old to do right now but it seems like something i'd like to do next time i go to vegas don't do it but i want to see because i bet that's something that i would be like we were so we were just this is probably 2 a.m i mean we were we'd had a night you know we're back at the room boys are back just busting bottles licking our wounds all it's

probably down a couple hondo oh yeah but. That brought the spirits back up. Your buddy got cleaned out by an extra long lap dance. Yeah. You saw him walking back to the ATM, holding hands. Never give your credit card to someone at the strip club. Just cash only. You're like, dude, where's Daryl? Yeah. And then you see Daryl.

He's got his arm around. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Daryl got got. Yeah, he's about to have a bad tomorrow. He's going to want to hot log into that Bank of America app. Yeah. He's going to want to stop payment on something.

This ain't good. Yeah. So shout out to Cullen Rutherford and his girlfriend for inventing bottle night. I have a question. Do you have other methods for enjoying quality time with your partner? Yeah, many. Like what, though? Many, it turns out.

If you're not doing bottle night, what else are you going to do? Maybe eat a nice home-cooked meal together is one. Mmm, hungry. Mmm, hungry. Go on a nice walk maybe. Okay. There are a lot of things you can do. But if you add wine to the mix, it's going to be more fun automatically.

So I do – I'm on board with that part of it. You know, I respect this guy, but he's kind of dragging her into this, into his hustler grindset TL. And I just, I don't know, man, I don't know if she's ready for that. I I'm assuming that, you know, she's a, she's a pretty young lady. If you are, Twitter's a dangerous place. If you are an entrepreneur, um, yeah, keep it separate. If you're doing well for yourself, I'm happy for you. Good for you. Um, um i don't i don't want to hear your tips uh especially if you are 26 years old well you can read them every tuesday yeah if you subscribe to his newsletter which randy has done yeah it's my understanding you want to give us it's it's what's today wednesday are we too late

for yesterday's or do they send that one out what's's it say? Just give me the top three headlines. I don't know. Here's a, maybe I'll just subscribe and get his tips and then I'll put it in our newsletter. My synopsis of his tips. Let's sign Brett up. Without him knowing.

Hey, sign Brett up. Yeah. Yeah. He needs tips. That would be funny. Do it. Do it.

All right. Oh my God, dude. He's like, what the hell? What's going on over there don't you want a 3x our revenue brett read this shit man dude from zero to whatever that's impressive you started at zero anytime you can you can start at zero yeah and increase that so not zero right

that's that's a win before your business is started usually it does start at zero because you're not earning anything yet you know most businesses take like 28 years before they turn a profit i know colin is just crushing it fuck yeah colin because he grinds 30 out of 31 days out of the month hey let's trademark um bottle night let's beat him to it let's trademark it and sell it back to him or no we'll sub license it back to him for a nominal fee since he's's a grinder, he'd probably respect that move. He has to. Yeah. It's like, well, you guys got me.

Do you think Colin bought the dip? Oh, yeah. Are you kidding? You think he did? Oh, yeah. I don't buy the dip. Bottlenight.com. All right.

I got the domain. Yeah, that's good stuff, Randall. Okay, it's ours now. Suck on that, Colin. You know, the only thing that could have made this better is if they were just drinking josh yeah he really missed out on that wave i will say uh i kind of respect that he's the one drinking the white wine in the picture he's like you make fun of me all you want i'm you know i'm comfortable in my own skin hey shout out to western new york. There's a good chance I'm related to this guy. Not really.

Probably not at all, actually. You do kind of look like Colin. I don't know. He's got... No, I don't really look like Colin at all, do I? No. You think he's from County Cork? Is he a Cork boy?

Might be. Screwtop, Dylan said. Yeah, he's a screwtop wine, which is fine. I buy screwtop wine, too. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it. And hey, you got to do what you got to do. Because, you know, these days, as long as you're talking, whether to yourself, to your

SIG-O, or to somebody about something you have going on. It's good to talk. Talk space is there for you, Randy. So we all get down sometimes. We're all, you know, up and down. It's a wild time. Therapy is a wonderful thing. I've been doing therapy for, gosh, probably 12 years now. I absolutely love it. I always feel better

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I want you guys to guess. I could give you a hundred guesses. I could give you a thousand guesses. Who ruined jalapeno peppers? Stop me if you've heard this one before. Who ruined jalapeno peppers? Stop me if you've heard this one before. You know, a hundred guesses.

I probably would have arrived at the right answer at some point, I think. It would have been your third or fourth guess. Yeah. Actually. Yeah. Being a Texan and a Longhorn fan, I would have gotten there eventually. But what's their problem? So someone decided to jump in.

This is over at D magazine. Shout out D magazine. Jalapeno peppers. It does feel like they've gotten less spicy. When I was a kid, high school, even college, jalapeno,

I was like, okay, you know, I gotta be aware. So you've actually noticed this? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I have. When I really thought about it, I was like, oh yeah. Cause now it's not even like, I'm not, I don't have any reservations about getting that, a dish at a restaurant that has

that. Cause I know that unless this is like my father-in-law cooking with his like homemade, homegrown jalapeno peppers, it's not going to be too bad. Question. Yes. What is your preferred way to enjoy a jalapeno? Not when it's mixed in with sauce or anything like that. I mean, just a jalapeno. Fresh, grilled, pickled.

Oh, I'm not a fan of the pickled, but I will eat them. I do like them grilled Okay I do like Look This is chewy And I don't know If this is just like A southern thing

Or a midwest thing You know From my time in Oklahoma I love a good popper Yeah Popper I think that's the best way To enjoy a jalapeno

Poppers go dude I'm a pickled guy Are you? I love a pickled jalapeno. I don't like fresh jalapeno. I'll admit, and this might make me soft. I don't care. When they're fresh, they're too hot for me.

I'm not trying to impress anybody. I like a little fire in there, a little heat, but not too much. I don't need the seeds in there. Famously, the seeds in there. You know, famously the seeds, they got, they got a lot of kick to them. I don't mind a good D seeded one,

but no, there's a whole, there's a whole article and we're kind of burying the lead, but like on how big pepper, big agriculture, big ag, you see where I'm going with this? Yep.

Has genetically been modifying them over the last i don't 30 to 40 years to make them more um appealing have mass appeal aesthetically appealing too like they're they're bigger and they're shinier yeah they look they look better virus resistant uh no dark spots um longer thicker flesh earlier maturation things of that nature um and like i think 10 or 20 percent only like of all the jalapenos grown go are sold fresh so most of this is sold to like to big salsa the art in the article it says 60 of all jalapenos are are sent to like processing plants that become all different kinds of products right yeah and um the name of this particular strain is TAM2, T-A-M-2. It's the second iteration.

Of course, the first was just the TAM. And TAM, what could that be? Texas Agricultural Museum. What? TAM. Texas A&M. Fuck. Texas A&M. Fuck. Texas A&M.

They're behind the jalapeno becoming less. They ruined jalapenos. Hot. You know what? Spicy. Hey. Wow. Wow.

Take that. That's going to sting. Two thumbs down. So their first TAM was in the 80ss that's how long they've been on this journey to take the heat out of jalapenos i don't know i don't know who asked them to do this but no one decided to do it they're in bed with big salsa and the second iteration the tam 2 is about 20 years old sure yeah um maybe a lot maybe this is only important to people who live in the South, Southwest, because jalapenos are a big part of the cuisine.

But I have noticed it. Big player in Mexican cuisine. I have noticed it. And it's just hilarious that A&M ruined them. It's gotten so noticeable that some chefs are turning to alternative peppers to get the spice. Serrano is having a renaissance. It's gotten so noticeable that some chefs are turning to alternative peppers to get the spice. Serrano is having a renaissance. It's a small guy?

Small guy? I think so. Little guy? Sure. Red one? You can tell me that. Yeah, is that red, Randy? Oh, man, cool, dude.

Hey, cool. You're the guy. You're the spicy food guy. Hey, I'm from the Midwest. Ask me about corn, not peppers. That's absolutely fair. Who asked them to do this? No, I don't know.

I think they just, someone wanted to make monies, greed, capitalism. You know, I remember hearing that the first, the guy who invented, you know, on a highway when you're in a lane and you veer onto the shoulder and there's like the ridges that are loud and will shred up your tire. It like wakes you up. I've heard that's an A&M invention too, which seems like a good invention. Isn't it just to alert you if you start to veer? Yeah. That's an Aggie thing. Is it hell on your tires? It has to be, right? Right. I would think so. There's a part of Mopac, like far north, that I always hit when I'm coming down from 45, when I take the toll road, like coming back from Dallas.

And that's the lanes. They have not fixed the road. So, like, there's two entire lanes that are all made out of that for some reason. Oh, no. So, you're just driving, and it's just total chaos. And if you have kids in the car, they're losing it. It's loud inside the car. It's very loud.

Yeah. And it's not good on the tire. Tires are expensive you know those uh when you're driving through the mountains and you have those truck runaway ramps yeah those yeah those scare the shit out of me yeah like just the fact that they're necessary is like yeah this is you ever want to just delmo and louise this is treacherous oh no i've been i've never wanted to do that. Me neither. Okay. You can get some serious air, though, if you got enough Big Mo. Yeah, so if you are a little sour about this, just blame Aggies, because they're the ones, man. You ever thought about being a grow-your-own-fruits-and-vegetables guy? Never.

Garden? Never. I know this fucker is. It's really easy just to go to the store and buy what I need. What's the last thing you grew? Jalapenos. I actually just planted some new ones because- Is it the TAM 2?

I don't know. I just- What's your strain, dog? You know what? I don't know. I just got the little pack. The little pack from- Did they grow to the point of you being able to enjoy them?

When I originally got my original plant, they already had some on there. I did get to enjoy some uh the new ones i just planted from seeds so they're just they're just starting out now so let's see oh you just did this yes are you dousing them in pestis no no pestis oh these are organic organic yeah wow okay look at you look at me we'll see if i actually get any this year i bet you will it's impressive yeah no we but we grew up as a big garden family. We had cucumbers, tomatoes, and peppers were our three big things that we grew. Did you ever have a friend who tried to grow weed?

No. I would have been on board with it, though. I know two guys that tried growing in their dorm room, and they got in trouble. Big trouble. Yeah? Were they doing like the hydroponic with the lights and stuff or were they doing just like a real half-ass? It was like one plant.

That's just dumb. I feel like that'll get you kicked out. It got one guy suspended for a semester. Both of them kicked out of dorms. One guy kicked out of college for a semester. Really one guy kicked out of uh college for a semester really yeah how'd they get caught i don't know probably ra or something like that is it a jade probably they probably gdi probably if they were dumb enough to grow it they were probably dumb enough to show it to other people and then it probably was this their own supply were they planning on

selling it i think it was just their own supply okay they're probably trying to take a business that started with zero dollars revenue and increase that yeah just somewhere around 518 grand you imagine it's a lot of money in college bud green box stop giving stop plugging him yeah don't plug this fucker even though i already did you did yeah i knew uh i knew a guy who was trying to grow it do his mushrooms trying to grow mushrooms in college how do you do that i think you have to have like cow shit or something that's what i've always heard is that really where it comes from it there's no way i remember from the moment he told me he was doing it like just knowing this guy i was like there's no fucking. Even if you grow like the most aesthetically pleasing mushroom,

there's no way I'm trying that. I'm not trying, like, that's too much of a science experiment that like I don't trust you. You know, you're the same guy who I saw like shit his pants on the square. So I'm not going to try your mushrooms. Okay, I'm really curious. You got arrested for stealing a car it was a misunderstanding but still still take it into custody

misunderstanding greta auto oh yeah whatever whoops okay he played it down all right i'm looking i'm did you google how to grow mushrooms no i said where does psychedelic mushrooms come from is what I looked up. It's cow dookie. I'm about to get to the bottom of this, David, because I've always wanted to know. Get to the bottom? Because that's where it comes from. Yeah.

Psilocybin mushrooms are found in Mexico, Central America, and the United States. Oh. What does it look like? I don't care. states oh um what does it look like don't care uh it'd be cool if it just grew in in those little capsules yeah that's all this website is not it's not not gonna do it for me i'll figure this out and i'll update everybody how How about that? I'd love to know what website you're on. The first one was DEA.gov. Okay.

So you got to think that's a good one. So we're flagged. Nothing about cow dookie in that one. Okay. Randy and Dave listen to the wallflowers as Dylan finds the origins of psilocybin. Cow poop. Let's see. I know that.

Because I'm pretty sure this dude would go he would go out of san marcos and he would find like a field where they had like you know somebody had a ranch had a if you had a cattle and he would find the poo and he would try to do it yeah i think you just need spores to really get them started where you get the spores from probably just you know the dark web or something like that okay silk road i'm onto something here can you get it on silk road did they make the movie about that weren't they supposed to i think it was too hot for tv i feel like they were supposed to make it did they ever make did they ever let the silk road guy out of jail i don't know that's something know, maybe that's a good... They should have made him like an agent.

Maybe not a touching based conspiracy, but a nice little story there. Good fit in to that episode. I would listen to that. I'd be happy to do it. Here we go. I got an excerpt here. Here, clip this. First, a cow munches on grass just enough to swallow small wads, which gets in in two of four stomachs the rumen and

the reticulum later on when the cow is done grazing those wads of grass known as cud get coughed up and chewed on again so forget about it because the cud then gets swallowed again where it goes to the third and fourth stomach which are called the doesn't matter i'm, those words are hard to say. Just try. The amossum and the abomasum. There we go. Abomasum. Finally, the cow passes the fully digested grass through itself, resulting in a big cow patty. Interestingly, or disgustingly, this pile of poop is unique

because it contains almost zero stomach acid. That's one of the reasons why cow poop makes great fertilizer in fact cow poop is such a great source of nutrients for plants actual seedlings and fungi often grow straight out of the cow patty these seeds and spores um that a cow eats while grazing do not get broken down by acid which means they pass safely through the cow and then uh plucked out ready to grow uh and then finally it says um only a certain type of psychedelic mushroom is known to grow in cow dung so one strand i guess this species of mushroom is known as psilocybe cubensis and prefers humid climates this type of mushroom can be found throughout south america and East Asia, or really anywhere with humidity is over 85%. So some does come from cow dookie, but not all of it, I guess.

I don't fucking know, man. While it is true that psychedelic mushrooms do grow on cow poop, there are two main caveats. First, it must be cow dung or feces containing extremely low amounts of stomach acid. Second, it's much more common to or feces containing extremely low amounts of stomach acid. Second, it's much more common to find psychedelic mushrooms growing in the wild where the soil is rich in nutrients. The humidity is high and the wind is low. Much easier to grow mushrooms in substrate. Look at Dylan over here, regular little scatologist. There you go.

Scat man. I'm a scatologist now. Okay, there you go. That's good. That's where all the Dickie Know-ologist now. Okay, there you go. That's good. That's where all the Dickie Know-It-Alls out there. High humidity. Low wind. Low wind.

Rich nutrients. Good. You got to have good soil. That's very interesting. Yeah. I forgot that cows had all them stomachs. Four stomachs. That's too many stomachs.

That is a lot of stomachs. I got to chill out with that shit. It's a lot. It's a big animal. We have one. We do just fine. Do we? I don't know. Some of us do. know some of us do some better than others some better than others

it's ria time it's ria time she dropped out it's not ria time nikki dropped out sorry dude i feel like okay oh this is so stupid i uh i find myself driving or Do you ever do voices when you're driving? No I can't stop driving and just doing The shittiest Trump impressions To like, I don't know Maybe I need something to entertain myself Because they've got Lamar to one lane They've got that lighted blue bonnet

And I'm just sitting there You're in traffic doing Trump impressions in your car? Yeah, I am It didn't use his blinker. Not a great driver. What are you talking about? What's going on around you? Kinda. Or I'll just...

Gotta get over. Gotta turn here. Not gonna make it. Locking the intersection. There's no police. They defunded him. There's no police. They get away with it.

I don't know why. I just can't stop i've i've got to find ways to entertain myself because i know is music on in the car where you're yes typically it's but spotify it's the same it's zach brian radio or something and it's the same fucking song i've listened to eight times and i there's not a better way to go so i am i am committed to this traffic each day until and i think it's for the next month. So I just know I'm going to get to it. So I'm just like, well, how do I?

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Now, oh, yes yes this is epic dylan yes please recap all right let me put let me put my headphones in oh you gotta do it yeah i gotta give randy a minute let it give us a thumbs up when you're when you're blocked are you gonna just listen to one headlight on repeat? You know what? I'm not really familiar with the Wallflowers catalog. You're not limited to that. I am starting with one headlight, and I'm just going to see what else they have.

I probably heard one other of their songs before. One headlight probably shouldn't be driving. Perniddle. All right, there he goes. You good? Yes. all right there he goes you good uh uh uh yes okay okay he can't hear us time to talk true detect we can't talk shit about randy yeah i saw him riding his bike in a day he looks fucking stupid total fucking boner he fucking no sweaty he was riding it all funny like he's a sweaty asshole coming into work did you know he doesn't even ride a bike he rides a unicycle yeah i've seen that ridiculous if you're talking to me i don't know what you're saying no no we're Who's riding it all funny like? He's a sweaty asshole coming into work. Did you know he doesn't even ride a bike? He rides a unicycle into work.

Yeah, I've seen that. Ridiculous. If you're talking to me, I don't know what you're saying. No, we're talking about True Detective. He's also juggling. All right. I watched True Detective season one, which everyone says is the best season of True Detective. Yeah.

I don't even know if... Should I watch the rest of them? Let me hear what you felt like after this one and then I'll make that decision. First, this, this genre of television

is probably my favorite genre of, of things to watch, of television. Just, I don't need comedic relief, just drama,

murder, detective work, mystery. That, that's my shit. Carcosa. I love it. Carcosa.

The Yellow King. The Yellow King. Yeah yeah he's got a scar on his face i really enjoyed it uh-huh it was really good really enjoyed it um watch the finale last night yeah i noticed i like how um you went on twitter before you started it and you were just it was like a little kid who was like his friends were in the pool and he was like scared the water was cold so he's like how cold is it come on tell me i wanted i wanted to use twitter to hype me up a bit i was i was really excited for it and i wanted did they hype you up not really oh probably because it's a six year old show a couple guys were like uh yeah, you better strap in, buddy. And then our friend B-Sickles was like, it's a 7 out of 10 or 7.8 out of 10, something like that.

He's like, it's a little bit overhyped. Okay. My only complaint with the finale is that it went about as I would expect it to go, which is not a huge complaint, but twists and turns are always fun at the end, I think. Okay. Really strong finish. um the the last little conversation that that rust and uh Marty have at the end was a nice bow on the end of this the show but um dialogue heavy at the first few episodes there you know of course they're they're talking to the detectives modern day talking to detectives about what happened back

in 95 was when the the initial murder happened um i wanted a little more at the end there just a little more i don't know i don't know i was expecting i was expecting the unexpected i guess did you expect russ to find his uh humanity again that was nice so it left us so the one the quote at the end they're talking about i mean he almost died right rust almost died he was spoiler obviously he was stabbed by childress the uh the gruesome twisted murderer freaking the yellow king yeah so he nearly died he has a daughter who's deceased he's like i felt the love of my daughter at a very touching moment and you saw emotion from him for the first time in the show and then they're talking about you know uh the darkness and then you know dark versus light which is you know good versus evil and marty made

a comment looks like darkness is winning and then as he's wheeling him off he goes no you're looking at the wrong way he said it used to be nothing but darkness light is catching up which was a nice little finish, I thought. I'm going to give it an A- as a show. It's good. I recommend it to anyone. Sure. Really strong show. Yeah, I have watched it twice.

I watched it when originally I was watching it in real time, and then I did a rewatch and it it felt the same it still hit that fourth episode with the uh one track the single track shot that everybody was like incredible episode that that's that was the that's the one where you're like oh and i will say that episode may have ruined the franchise because in the subsequent seasons, you're just waiting on that. You know they're not going to do it the same, but you're waiting for that full throttle like, oh, yeah. I'm an absolute sucker for a one-cut scene like that. It's so fucking sick. It was real sick.

I don't know. It's got to be so hard to pull off. They have to run it back so many times, I'm assuming. Just really, really well done that episode episode i want to say six ish yeah five or six it was only it's an eight episode season five or six somewhere in there i thought it was four doesn't matter it could have been it's somewhere in the middle it could have yeah it's in the middle so so well done yeah agree um i think yeah that the finale i remember being like so into the show when it was first out that i was like reading so i was in like i was on like forums i don't know if i was like on reddit but like looking into like fan theories and they're like yeah talking

about like the literature that it's based on and like the Yellow King and the symbolism and stuff. And I knew it wasn't going to be completely supernatural. And everything that happened was plausible. Like, you know what I mean? Yellow King, they don't mention Yellow King beyond episode like five, I want to say. What's the significance to the Yellow King? I don't really recall. Okay.

I think this guy was just a real jerk, a real creep, maybe a savant, maybe someone who's really into literature. Yeah. And also a serial killer. Yeah. So they thought they had the guy for years. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so they thought they had the guy for years. Only years later, they find out that he might still be out there. And then Cole and Marty, they're private detectives at this point.

They're no longer cops or actual detectives. So they just take the case on themselves. And then Sheriff Geraci, that was – it was cool. It's a cool's a cool story so many light beers so many lone star beers after that just because he looked rust looks so rust looks terrible but he looks so cool drinking like just absolutely deleting beers at a rapid clip that made me a little anxious i think that he was just drinking non-stop i just remember being like dude where is he going why is he what is this like where is he taking them what is he distracting them from like and yeah i think like the first couple episodes you're like oh fuck is it mcconaughey i also i didn't quite understand why

why the detectives thought it could have been rust i think you just i think it just there's no weirdo but there's no evidence supporting it at all no it was just a wild ass theory yeah and it had no substance ultimately wasted a lot of time yeah but good

I'm glad you liked it but as far as the next few like season two is kind of a a punchline it was Vince Vaughn Taylor Kitsch is in it

is it Amy Adams who's the brunette from uh wedding crashers rachel mcadams rachel mcadams i love her she's in it uh yeah um i didn't think it was that okay i may have been like doing the thing where i wasn't willing to admit that it was as bad as it was i don't regret watching it I watched it all the way through. But then there's season three is not bad. Season four, I don't know if you would like. Season four is similar to one with the paranormal.

Give season four a try. I think you could watch. I think you could skip the two in between and you could jump right into this season. And I think you would be pleased. It's not as good as season one, not it's not a waste of your time these two guys had some hard lives i mean marty did it to himself with the you know infidelity daddario yeah dude he's not pulling daddario let's just let's talk about that yeah we're talking about the uh implausibility infidelity and you know losing his family that's tough to watch cole just had he was he's had a tough life that scene where he's eating just a tv

dinner watching tv yeah you're just like oh god yeah this guy's daughter hates him his wife's just like you know but he ultimately reconciles yeah which is nice yeah good show good show um anything else to say about randy i'm just sick of this shit man really more than anything he's uh he's come down with a bad case of the fuck arounds yeah like he's always getting in here and just fucking around he's been extra goofy lately too which is he's always pretty goofy come on back bud come on back what are you bopping to yeah what are you listening to uh sixth avenue heartache or whatever good song give us give us a line from it i don't know that one uh i don't know okay randy doesn't even indulge he won't even be able to give you thought to sing

but i respect that with one headlight i like that one song better. It's a good song. He's got no heart. No heart at all. Did you see this Russian thing? Yeah, I have not. What do you guys want to talk about? Russian, China, putting a nuke reactor on the moon, or a Russian guy who got into a fight with his wife, and instead of going and getting flowers,

he just returned with a horse let's do that one to their fifth floor apartment that one sounds fun yeah he just showed up with a horse as like a i'm sorry gift yeah like he rode in on it or he in theory he wanted to ride in on the horse like at 3 a.m and she said baby there's the horse for the folks at home so you get hypothetically he did put the horse on the screen hypothetically you get in a fight with your wife and she leaves for a little a little while she comes back at 3 a.m which animal walking through that door that she's bringing is going to make you forget about the fight and you can't say dog because that's the obvious one.

Ooh. Is it just a fucking horse? No, it's not a horse because she shows up with a horse. I'm like, wait, what? What are we going to do with this? Like, where are we going to keep it? Large animal. No, I'm thinking it's like a – I would like just like one head of cow.

Really? Just the head? Ag exemption. That's okay. Yeah, i want that ag exemption exemption yeah when april rolls around you have to have a certain yeah certain amount of land for that yeah a quarter acre lot's not gonna do it's not gonna do it i don't think no no maybe a donkey hee haw donkeys are tight they're great animals or a mule they keep the coyotes away what did we learn about a mule recently wasn't there something you looked up like the difference in a donkey and a now this is a it's a it's a fun fact that i've had for for years and years yeah go ahead a mule which is half

horse half donkey uh they cannot procreate right the only way to get a mule is if you mate a horse with a donkey mules cannot mate with themselves they're infertile they don't have the pieces they're infertile randy did you know that i i think they have their unix i just don't think they have fertile do they have the equipment to procreate so the the mule has the stamina of a donkey with the strength of a horse. It's a dangerous animal. Which makes them just badass working animals. That's sick. Yeah. So yeah, if Shorty shows up with the mule, then I'm like, oh.

We can get some shit done around here. Okay. Well, it looks like we got a side hustle. Yeah. We're going to take this from zero dollars to, I don't know, something greater than zero. When I was in Santorini, not to brag, but I was in Santorini, a big player there, they have mules everywhere, right? Because it's a very hilly, mountainous part. It's like straight up, right?

And so the mules take you from the bottom to the top. It's like a thing. Like 2% of them are actual mules. They're just a bunch of donkeys. Oh, okay. It's kind of a fraud. How do you check? You can tell.

You recognize the difference between a donkey and a mule pretty easily. What's the mule capital of the world? That I don't know. There's no way. Okay. It's completely different. I'll be at the mothership tonight. Thank you.

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Okay. Okay. You know, that's actually pronounced Miller, but everyone just says Mueller. Is that right? Yeah. Is that a fact? That's a fact.

Mueller. So I'm watching a ton of like a Western stuff, 1923, 1883, things of that nature. Why is that? Why is anytime there's like a two guys kind of getting it, not, not into a fight

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Good callback, Dad. I married the two. What are you doing this weekend thanks for asking dave i um i'm i'm pretty free friday saturday um don't exactly know what i'll be getting into i'm open i'm open to to fun this weekend and fun. I don't know. I don't have much going on, man. Holler at a player if you're in the streets, if you see me in the streets. Sunday I have parks. He might have a baseball game this weekend.

I just haven't heard about it. I think he's still just doing practicing for now. But if he does have a game, it's on Saturday. So speaking of that, i've been trying to break in road's glove at night i've been doing that lately too i got a new one for parks is it so i'm not doing the i'm not wrapping it in rubber bands and putting a ball and i'm just wearing it while i'm watching tv and just trapping it yeah is that i mean that'll do it right i do i need to put oil i need to do

oil is it that serious is it leather or is it like a it's probably a faux leather yeah oil won't do a ton um but yeah just do what you it'll help some i'm sure but yeah keep doing what you're doing um when i was a kid my dad used to he would bend it in certain ways and he'd park his car on it and leave it overnight oh that's sick i don't know i don't know how well that i mean it does help of course he also used to put it in the microwave which i don't recommend doing but yeah just just using it is the best way to do it he was fucking wrecking this glove yeah yeah i mean it was it softened it up quite a bit i imagine so yeah but i got parks a new one i've been doing it well i'm gonna put mine on the trigger yeah heat it up a little smoke mine uh just pound pound that

pocket i love put like it obviously it's too small but i can get most of my hand in it yeah so i just sit there watching tv last night i'm watching hockey and i'm just like now they make ready to go play ball they make little wooden uh i don't know what you call it but it has like a ball on the end of it okay and you just use major just pound that the inside of that glove over and over and over again to simulate catching a ball obviously okay yeah daddy's gonna be pounding glove all weekend pound that leather dave that's my that's my weekend and fun No, I don't have a ton going on. I have been given an invite to Fallout Boy Jimmy World Concert Friday.

Jealous? Thinking I might go. We'll see. Would you go or are you beyond Fallout Boy? You only see Fallout Boy. I would go. I bet you would. Fallout Boy is sick. I don't know. Who's the bigger act there? or are you beyond fallout boy you only see y'all out boy i would go i bet you would fallout boys

sick i don't know who who's the bigger act there who's the bigger draw fallout boy fallout boy for jimmy world like drop like high school for me was a big player yeah fallout boy is still very very very big they're doing i think they were doing stadium tours or they're supposed to like during covid and then COVID happened. Okay. Good to know. Did you tell me that there's a monster truck rally next week? Tuesday.

Okay. I might be in for that. My buddy went, and he sent photos. You know who was it? Did you ask? One of y'all asked who goes to these things. What if I told you Jordan Spieth was at the monster truck rally in Dallas over the weekend

and Micah Parsons? I assume they were bringing their kids. It's a kid play. Kids like monster trucks. Were they together? They weren't together, no. Okay. They were in the suite level with the AT&T.

That's a kid play. Yeah. I would go see monster trucks. I might go. I might go Tuesday. That actually sounds lit. Grave digger. What was the other one? Bigfoot. Bigfoot. Is Bigfoot still around? I don't know. That actually sounds lit. Grave digger. What was the other one?

Bigfoot. Is Bigfoot still around? I don't know. Gotta be. He's an OG. He was an OG, right? Yeah. I had the Bigfoot power wheel.

That blue one? That was sick. Randy, what are you doing this weekend? Mega Truck Tuesday in Austin, Texas. Oh. As of right now, I don't have too much planned. Friday, going to go see Dune 2 in I, Texas. Oh. As of right now, I don't have too much planned. Friday, going to go see Dune 2 in IMAX.

We have front row seats, so that's going to be great. Why? Why? Because that was the only thing that was still available on Friday, and that's when everyone decided to go. And then, I don't know,

I might try to parlay that into like a squad dinner or something afterwards. That'd be great. Maybe just a Mets night. Ooh, maybe. Nah, I can't. I was going to say, I think we're doing it at the imex at the mall i was gonna say we do cheesecake factory but i don't we're about to do cheesecake factory as a company so don't want to do double cheesecake what are we doing now let's get on books yep uh two weeks week or two so yeah we'll get on the books. March 17th is my, my anniversary.

I know that, but we've got to pick an actual day. Be careful. Cause there's a, there's a Thursday right around that date that I won't be here and I won't be able to go to the cheesecake factory. Oh yeah. It's snip season.

It is. So you got to get you pre snip. Let's get them pre snip. No, let's get post. Nosnip no let's get post no we can do pre let's do pre-snip yeah wait what's the date how does the snip affect pre what that's a great question what's the date of your snip snip it's the third it's the 21st i believe okay keep that in mind randy okay dave's last hurrah. Just getting them all.

Getting me all torqued up at the factory. Cheesecake factory, not the other one. Cool. All right. Well, any parting words for the folks? Have fun out there. It's a great time to check our paywall content on Patreon. Serious.

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