Circling Back - Boutique Lady & Honduran Corporate Retreat | Circling Back 4-7-26

Episode Date: April 7, 2026

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All right, we're back to circling back podcast. Welcome. My name is Dave. Y'all mind if I do a little podcast real quick? Is that cool with everybody? Is that cool with you? I don't mind. That's why I'm here, man.

Why don't you do a podcast, David? Why are you here? I don't know, dude. Producing today, Randall Trimbecky. Dave got that hair I got a I got a fresh cut I I shaved the the beard and I got my third Hawaii shirt on sorry third of how many of three okay so that's that's that's the last one this was uh I don't know this was like 20 30 bucks this one is from okay Matsumoto's shaved ice on the north shore of Oahu so it's uh you know shaved ice kind of like a Hawaii thing you know

Is that right? I'd believe it. It's, it's, it's, someone that we know told me this, because I, they're like, if you didn't, if you didn't get the macadamia ice cream,

you break your order, who do you think would say something like that? James? Sauce? No. Dylan. No. I don't have any macadamia.

Hold, let me do it a different voice. If you didn't get the macadamian ice cream, you break your order. Sounds like J-Bone. Yeah. Oh, God. That's just J-bone.

So, but, yeah, shout out to, Matsumoto's. Very cool. Famously, Adam Sandler wears a shirt of theirs in 51st dates.

Not one of his best movies. It's a good rom-com. It's a solid movie. Why did you sound like climbing? That's how Randy said it. It's a good rom-com. Yeah. I don't know.

I enjoy it. We watched it before I came to Hawaii. Sorry. You watched it like to get hyped up for the trip? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You're like, dude, my life is a rom-com.

We also watch Lilo and Stitch. Okay. The live action? No. Yeah, my life is animated. Hell yeah. I was a big Lilo and Stitch kid growing up. Never seen it.

Never seen Shrek. Probably won't. Yeah. Lilo and Stitch, the original, dude, it's so, like the animation is so outdated. It's hard to get into, in my opinion. New Lill and Stitch? The animation is really poor. Is it Pixar?

I don't know. No, it's just a 2D animation. It's just old. I mean, it's old. It's like no offense to that. 2G, please. 2G. 2G. Shrek, going back, like, the animation was not great for Shrek, but you need to watch it. You need to watch Shrek too. For the pop culture references? Yes. So you know what Shrek is.

Yeah, the animation stinks. Shrek is. I am Shrek. Wait, he's Scottish, right? He's Scottish. Shit. I don't know what the hell that was. Donkey! Donkey. Donkey.

Oh, nice, dude. I got to watch this movie. What if I just started quoting Shrek? That'd be sick. People would love that. No, it's my Game of Thrones. It's my, uh, Shrek is to me as Game of Thrones is to Will. It is. And Sopranos is to me.

That's not one I would brag about. I'm not bragging. Just being honest. Yeah. The way you said it, there's a little bit. No, I, no, Game of Thrones doesn't either. But at least Will I was like the, eh, but, yeah, wasn't that good toward the end. When everybody I said, Spranos was like was good all the through.

Yeah. So I hear. uh the guy that you just heard who's never watched sopranos oh me for clip purposes i'm gonna read that here's a guy who's never watched sopranos dylan shivery oh man yeah that's me hey um kids out there whoever's watching it tell me what this means when got when people do this and then i kind of dance with it for people that are just listening he he's grabbing his nose and then waving his other hand i'm grabbing my nose with one hand and the other hand's extended out and it's like it's like you're kind of slapping like an invisible something i don't know it's like you go like

that it means something i see i see people do it all the time and i got to figure it out it's bother who are you seeing doing this where where do you hang out imagine imagine a defensive back like you know it gets a a pass breakup on the goal line or something and he's going to do that he's going to hit you with one of those is it baseball players do it is it maybe like oh sticky and they like it's i think it's evolved from like you know it does look like it is They can play. Maybe. Maybe it's like you're stinky.

Yeah. Like P.U. Texas baseball, they do it when they get a base hit. I look at their dugout and they do it. Are you streaming games on your computer? I've watched pretty much every game. Speaking of Texas sports, I came in from North 35, and I saw the Texas football. They were out there, dude.

They were practicing. Is that right? Where were you coming from? My haircut. My haircut's something. Do you see Arch? No. Do you see Cam Coleman?

It was very, it was very just. You see Arch has been downgraded in the studio? Did you see Colin Simmons? What? Yeah. What did this happen? You're out when you were in Cabo, man. You mother fuck.

We put Dion. I don't like that. Well, we decided like it's better to go with like a Hall of Famer. Can I ask who sport athlete? Can I ask where you put Arch? Give it to Will to give to Harry, his brother. He asked because Harry did him a favor and I said, well, we got this Dion one. Randy, where is it?

That's like a real, is that the real deal? It's not game worn. Right, but is it authentic? Is it authentic? It's authentic, yeah. He said he was going to check with you first. I'm not, maybe that's a future segment. He said, I told him, I said, I'll give it to you.

We got to check with Dylan. But Harry, Harry has it. He gave it to Harry. Yeah. Well, he got something in return. I don't remember what. Harry did something for him. I can't remember what he was.

Well, he didn't do something for me. Well, you were in Mexico, so a different country. We didn't, we didn't want to bother you. You're on vacation. You're in the country. You're pulling my leg. If I was pulling a leg, it'd be on the table. You're pulling my shit right now.

You're pulling my shit, dude. It's pretty good. We can put both of them all. Dude, Prime, really? Yeah, he's. Who will have a better career, Prime or Arch? Okay, Prime is maybe the best quarterback of all time. That's not really fair.

And that's the Jersey we have hanging. Interesting signature. Arch Arch is a future Hall of Famer. Do you think it's fake? No. Arch will get there You heard it here first Arch future

In future Hall of Famer Maybe Good player Had a good season last year You're gonna have a good season this year I think Yeah I think so

Got Cam Coleman now Colin Simmons is out there doing his thing man Somebody get this guy some weapons man They got Cam Do we please get some weapons for this guy I can't We're recording cold calls At 2 o'clock today

I'm excited about that. A lot of good submissions. You still have time. The forum is live on our, if you're a patron, I did a post yesterday that has just a, it'll direct you to the form to put your information in. Or you can go to our Instagram.

The story's still up. You can go submit. You got about an hour, two hours to do it before it cuts off. But what was that? I was just, I was just trying to see how far I was away from the mic. I've instructed these guys that didn't even be closer to the mics because for,

for, for volume. in purposes. Because Dan put everything down a little bit and then I was like, yeah. Randy's always throwing Dan onto the boss. How does daddy sound? Much better now, yeah. Good. Yeah, man, I look forward to podcasting today.

It sounds so clear and crisp when you do that. Yeah. Yeah, man, this looks really good on camera. You could just, you can just angle up a little bit more towards you, you know? Who's your goat? Is it MJ or is it LeBron? This is how we podcast. Okay. Randy fucking hates it. Co calls, that we call you, that's the bit.

We call you. We call you. And you answer and you're like, hey, and then you hopefully, in theory, you have something. You got something good. And we riff. If it's not good, we hang up on you. And I like getting new voices in there and talking to new people as kind of part of it. But I love checking in with like Kenny Kilos and shit, you know?

It's just so we have some reoccurring people. You're going to like the episode. You said we got some reoccurring people. It's reoccurring time. Dylan a reoccurring host on this show. You got something, Randy? From time to time. I have nothing to say.

Yeah, I do reoccur here. Let's just get into it. But before we do, we've got to make sure we've got three fingers with put our mouths in the mic. I'm sorry. Three thingies? If you know, if you're actually like, if you even put your lips on it, it's fine, like, you really want to be. It's disgusting. You really want to be swallowing the mouth.

Mike, as they say in the, uh, in, no, Micah used to say that. I didn't like it then. Micah, Micah puts his mouth on the mic. He always has and he always will. That's disgusting. That's what you're told in broadcasting. He's a filthy animal. He's disgusting. He really is. I also have a new, he's a friend of mine, but you guys, if you guys want to swallow the mic, you can't today, because I still have new head covers on. So I can, uh, you guys can swallow that mic all you want. No, I'm good, dude. Did you make him? Is it like a mace? No, no. These are not my golf head covers. I'll tell you what, man. Springtime means

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You don't want to guess what it is today? Would you get an email about you? Actually, I got two emails today. Two emails please. Q emails. We'll do the other one. Your inbox is really popping two emails. Yeah.

Let's see. I'm going to see if I got any emails today. I did get my other email. cleaned up finally. I no longer have 40,000 unread emails in my personal. 40,000? It's now down to like 800. Okay. Let me try to guess here. Was it an email about like a cool opportunity? Sure. If you want to look at it that way, it's definitely an opportunity. Are you going to the master's? No. Is it like a travel opportunity or like what if that's where I was going Thursday?

I was going somewhere way cooler than I'd probably. I'd probably. I'd say, do take all the time you need. I'd be happy for you. Is it like a travel business opportunity? No. Not at all. Okay. Is it like a spam like, hey, this AI tool could help with your workforce?

No. I get those all the time. I do get a lot of those. Y'all got to stop. That's an opportunity. Is someone coming into town? Nope. You're moving away from it.

Dylan, you got any guesses? You have been chosen as the face. of poncho outdoors. They want to use your image, your imaging everywhere. No. That would be cool. No, they've got Colt McCoy. Does it have to do something with the business?

No, it doesn't. It's even better. I got invited to something. Okay. You're invited. I can see it. Hair transplant webinar and Q&A with Dr. Robert Rees. Dude, they keep targeting you.

What's going on? It's a webinar about hair transplant. Oh, webinars. A webinar. It's not even local. I would, I would... I would tune in, but I'm doing a webinar with our accounting firm. We get those invites.

Yeah, we need to hop in one of those one time. Just like... Start asking questions? Start spamming or comments. Yeah. So, that was a cool email. I was like, ooh, I'm invited. I love getting invited places.

I mean, this is the second one you've gotten, correct? The first one was in a webinar or something else, like a trial. That was a study they were doing that I didn't qualify for. I think my hair was too far gone. They didn't tell me that, but I have your hair was too thick. Maybe. That could have been it. I asked, I was like, so where did I miss?

And they're like, oh, we don't really disclose that. I'm like, ha, I'll just fucking tell me. Why couldn't they disclose that? Why don't you just tell me? No, but for real, just to do it. No, seriously. No, seriously. What did I do wrong?

I sent an email. What did I do wrong? Here's a question. What did I fall short, man? If we had some doctor or company, like, reach out and say, hey, from Turkey that said they want to do it. Like, I know Barstool did it recently, and we did it for content. Would you go do Turkey and do all this and do the transplants to Turkey if we, like, filmed it all? I've heard bad things about Turkey.

Dude, look, Turkey's good, man. A little gravy on it. Oh, do your hair. Blu-la-bloodoo. Stupid show. What have you heard? I just, I've heard. I've had dermatologists and people who specialize in stuff

to say that the quality is not good. I don't know. All I know is whoever did Zach Bryan's hair is goaded. I know that that is an incredible hairline restoration. The hair transplant people in Turkey are absolutely killing it because it feels like everyone's going over there to do it. You've seen the flights? I have. You've seen those pictures, Randy?

Someone like from the back row of a plane on the way to Turkey and it's just like 200,000. 200 balt man on the way there it's funny yeah i mean it's not funny this kind of fun but it's funny if you're getting that procedure done it there's you have to be able to kind of laugh at it yeah you can't be like hey man don't please man just don't comment on this man i know i've got like a full head of hair now but like please just please just act normal yeah yeah i don't brian did get a good one didn't he yeah dude i don't know if you want to hear this the chat the chat is they're encouraging you to go bald I look, I look.

Here, you should go bald, Dave. You have a great head shape for going bald. Someone else. That's from Chaz. Jack also says, bald Dave would be a fucking problem. Like, like, like, bick bald? Yeah. I don't want a bick because I'll be honest.

I've got friends who have the bick look and it looks good on them. I just don't want to have to shave my fucking head. Yeah. That's a beating. I don't, like, that's not fun. But I've, I've, I'm not opposed to buzzing it. You've done that.

I've seen you do that. I just, I feel like I didn't, I feel like I look. I don't have a, my face is very unapproachable when I have, that look, I feel like,

I don't know. I don't know, stay tuned. Anyway, I'll let you guys know how the webinar goes. You might learn a little something. How many people are going to pop into that webinar? Six.

Hey, guys. Can you hear me okay? Just checking in. They're just trying to sell their product. Hey, um, everybody I just could go around and just kind of say hi

you name where you're from and you know how long you've been I don't think it's that kind of that kind of thing all right all right well again I'm just do an icebreaker I'm Dr. Bob and yeah you guys are all here because you're interested in hair and let me just get out in front of it yeah I do have a full of hair and it is all mine you should feel honored they probably have limited spaces for this webinar you know there's no it's a webinar dude are they Mac they Mac they're uh whatever like software license they've got it's like you guys are maxed out at 10 yeah it's like when we used to have uh guests for happy hour live it's like oh do we can't we can't we

can't we can't do two guests no i think we can there's a way to do it randy figured out or he's like ah i don't know i only have six hours till the show how do i figure i had it's not wrong in it i had one i had spent all six those hours for my sign-offs and two that's true the streamyard was like a brett john for some reason he took hold of that That's also- He was a good host. He directed traffic well, especially when Booch Man got on

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Oh, yeah. Friday at 5th. It's actually, we're changing it. It's going to be a webinar. Okay. I saw what is a PIP? Picture in picture. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's boomer of you, but I know what that is. That was a game changer, or we thought it was. In the TVs, you could do it. Oh, dude, yeah. So I got my dad and have the golf down here. Whoa, you're watching two things at once? The quality of the little box was terrible.

It was. But when you had it, it was a big flex, man. It was. Anyway, see you at the webinar. I'll see you at the webinar, man. See it at the webinar. I'll see you in the kitchen as I eat factor meals. Ooh, wee.

What did you eat when you got back from Cabo? Probably shouldn't talk about that because I'm a little sick right now, I told you. Okay. I haven't had a factor. Maybe that's why I got a little sick. I actually would have done me right, man. High protein meals.

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They should do that. That should be their jingle. Let's get paid. They were doing that on TikTok. People were starting to create jingles. for brands because I think like Dr. Pepper, some lady did a song about Dr. Pepper and they paid her. So then a bunch of people. That's like Nick Lutsko, who did the Spirit Halloween song like 10 years ago.

And it's he just did this song and in the song. He's talking about how Spirit Halloween like has to pay him. And I think they did do something. Nice. It's a great song. It's very randy coated. You would like it. I've listened to it.

I think you've brought it up before. Yeah. I don't know why the Wall Street Journal decided to, write about this story, but there's something making the rounds. It's about a company in 2017. The company is called Plex. I thought low-key has maybe been about the new jury duty show, the corporate retreat, which is funny. Here's the thing. They do reference that show, which makes me wonder if this is like sneaky spawn tent and it's supposed to look like a native ad or whatever. Company retreat. I'm two episodes in. I watched all this jury duty. Great. But the two

up show I watch the new season is still pretty good. Jerry duty was a little bit, James Marzen was so good in that show. They don't have like that equal in this one. That is the problem, yeah. But it's still really funny. Marsden's pretty good in this Paradise show I'm watching, I will say. I like him. Yeah, he's good.

Austin guy, right? Yeah, Mike Liserie. Yeah. Very handsome. My old ladies really think he's hot. So does this man. Yeah. Alyssa was like arguing with her brother about it.

And she was like, no, he's very handsome. And I was like, why don't you calm down? Calm down, Alyssa. That's just chill. You get to lay next to this hunk of man right here every night. She wants Cyclops? Come on. Look at, he's not as scrumdileptious as you, Dave.

I'll say it right now. Is he cyclops? Yeah, he's cyclop. Oh. Well, go. Let's talk about this corporate retreat. This guy's getting it back on track. Plex sent 120 remote employees to Honduras for a survivor-themed retreat.

$500,000 budget. They're all remote, so these people didn't even know each other when they showed up, right? I mean, except for like... Theory. Maybe they're, they'd probably done webinars.

Yeah, they probably have some of few webinars. The whole thing is pretty hilarious. Shout to, and I can say who, screenshoted it. And she sent all 14 slides to me to read because it is paywalled. But,

um, the plan for the Honduras trip was simple. Company meetings and team building by powdery soft beaches during the day and island fun at night. They'd build a trip around a survivor theme with teams and challenges, but it'd be fun and not too physically grueling. The CEO Plex at free streaming platform would play a similar role to that of Survivor host Jeff Probst. So this is just Michael did this in the office. Yeah, very much so. Very much so. Um, I'll give you some of the highlights or low lights.

Okay. I don't know that. Okay. Let's hear the low lights, dude. What happened? The CEO ignored the don't eat the vegetables warning and got E. coli from a salad. Spent the week on an IV nailed to his bedpost while the retreat he planned happened outside his window. Can't eat the vegetables, huh?

It's like that Dave Matthews song. How's that one go? Don't eat the vegetable. Oh, I'm familiar. Yeah. Maybe you ate some vegetables. Maybe I did. Yeah.

I'm a little under the weather is what Dave is referring to. Don't say it, Randy. I'm not saying anything. Don't say what you want to say. I'm not going to say it. Faddy face kid. You're going to say, I get that. Oh, I'm going to do it.

Don't do it. I'm going to do it. Don't do it. Hey, my computer's messed up. What time is it? I'm gonna do it. It's 11.30. Oh.

What's that young lady from Barstool, Ria? Is she on that pod with Kelly? What is that? It's Ria time. Oh, I couldn't. I could have. Thank you. Yes, thank you.

The first challenge was to eat whatever's on the platter. So one of those, like, almost like a Fear Factor type thing. Oh. You're not going to like this. This sounds. One guy lifted the cover of the platter and found a dead tarantula. He ate it. Okay.

He said it was pretty horrible. Yeah. I can imagine. The hair's furry. Yeah. You've ate a couple of furries, haven't you? Okay. One time when I was a kid.

Makes one shot. I was a kid one time. And these two guys broke into my house. My family wasn't even there. It's just me. And I put my big brother's tarantula. on this guy's chest and his other buddy

took a crowbar and just sort of beating him where they're trying to kill the tarantula. It's crazy because like the tarantula is actually harmless to humans. Yeah.

So it's like... They look scary. Well, it is creepy. I don't want one crawling on me. Like, I don't think I need my buddy to hit me with a crowbar. Yeah, that's why I put it on him because it was creepy.

Like, ah, this kid? Yeah. Why were you ever in the position? You should never be in the position to where a kid can put a tarantial on your chest. I should have called the cops when they broke out. Yeah.

But I decided, you know what? If you see something, say something. I decided, fuck these guys, dude. I'm just going to take them out myself. Did you do that? Took them out. Yeah. Okay.

This is where it gets real good. Of course, you know you got to bring the Navy SEAL in. Oh. You got to hit him with a seal. Bro, this guy's a SEAL, dude. He's going to fuck us up. And he did. Navy SEAL drills on the beach in 100 degree heat.

One employee landed on a fire ant hill in shorts. Oh. Medical staff had no antihistamine pills. Oh, man. Man, it should have hit me on my two-way pager. All they had was injectable antihistamines, so they had to give her a shot in the butt cheek. There's no pick, dude, calm down.

They were equipped with antihistamine shots. Yeah, I don't know why. That's more, like, readily available there. But honestly, though, that's not, though, having to get a shot in your butt, it's, like, not that bad. Yeah, it's pretty common, right? Yeah. Let me gain them cheeks.

Spread them cheeks. What? What? That was a half-ass Zyrtec voice, too. I'm on medication. Lay off me. Will took two band-a-drill last night. He didn't see the...

The hat man? The hat man, sadly. The dream that he described was scary. It was scary. But I would take that dream over, like, like being frozen and open your eyes and just seeing the hat man so i've never seen hat man no you will your time will come yeah probably what else happened at this retreat just give it time don't see him soon enough you'll see him soon on me you'll see him soon enough

it's gonna it's gonna be you is he always wearing like a fedora or something but if he was like a discord mod that's just like hello princess Hello de la Whoa de lae What if instead of the That has one of those hats on instead The newsboy caps Oversized newsboy cat

Yeah, it's me Extra extra Dylan sleeping Stupid A porcupine Fell through its shower ceiling onto an engineer I called the front desk he said There's some sort of large rodent thing in here

The hotel came and took it and left. How do you not identify a porcupine immediately? It's the most identifiable animal. Look up Honduran porcupine. They have like a special one. Look at it. You look it up too. You do some work over there.

Okay. It looks more like a head. It's like it's got a bus cut. Yeah, it's more like a hedgehog. It's still sneaky cute though. Yeah, that's mad cute. I bet we got out of wet. It does have as much quills as your typical porcupine that you think of.

but still. Porcupines are gnarly, dude. Yeah, this is, this is a little porcupine. Yeah, that's the one. Those will fuck your day up. Yeah, I'm not trying to fuck it that shit. A porcupine fell on them in the shower. From the ceiling?

Well, I guess this one's in a tree, so. Yeah, I don't really know. I don't know how that it happens. Pretty primitive living quarters. Scorpion, yeah, you can see a scorpion. Porcupine, though, what's going on? What's going on? Who's doing this?

And as for the island trip, the island day trip. They had small planes. They had to get 100 plus people back before dark because the runway had no lights. They didn't make it. And they were stranded overnight. No runway lights.

One employee received a stranger's IV, all of them in matching tank tops. It's a weird way to describe what happened. I don't know what a stranger's IV is. Oh, an IV from a stranger. I would never really want to get an IV from a stranger. No. I would need to see some license.

Yeah, that's licensing. Should we do a retreat? like this? You should do one by yourself. Okay. You guys are going to send me on it for free? Yeah, we'll send you. It's going to be your home.

Okay. And we're not going to pay for it. Okay. In fact, we're just not going to pay you any longer. Oh. So you go home. I don't like the sign of this retreat at all. No, it's like a personal journey.

Interesting. And like the retreat is like you find a new place to go. Oh, so that's the point of it all. Yeah. Interesting. Instead of a porcupine, it's an armadillo to give you. real local flavor that falls to your ceiling. My ex-roommate says he sees armadillos around our apartment complex all the time.

I haven't seen a single one. You got some. You got a little. You've seen a single dillo? I've only seen one, I say one armadillo ever in my life that wasn't roadkill. And it was outside the lodge. You know, it was a family of them. It was like four.

It was like one mom and like three little babies. You'll see him around Texas. I've never seen alive ones. I did see a Texas therapy. me one at Texas Roadhouse that was drinking a lone star on its back. Did you see that? And my story? It was fucking sick. Damn, that's crazy.

That's crazy. That's Texas right there. That's Texas. That's what I like the Texas. Anything else crazy happened? Yeah, there was this game of poker. Oh. It was a crazy game of poker. Johnny doubled up with a royal flush.

This other guy had two jacks and a pair of nines. Royal Flesh beats the hell out of two pair. Yeah. That's why I was so crazy. I got a Royal Flesh once, an online poker. Really? How much did you win? You know the odds of that?

No. He's going to look it up, folks. Would you win? Just tell us the damage. Would you win? I actually lost the hand. No, just kidding. No one wanted any action.

So I won, like, just a few bucks. One in 649,740. Damn. was with the odds online poker's fun dude back in the day sounds like you've been doing a lot of royal flushes sitting on your throne i didn't deserve that laugh i'm sorry jesus that sucked honestly that was not good do you want me to just cut my mic uh maybe give it a few minutes we'll see um we all got matching tank tops we went and saw reggae they flew us off the island at 6 a m we got back to rounds of applause from our colleagues

for surviving. It wasn't that bad. Why don't we have matching company tank tops? Do you want a matching company tank top? Yeah. Design it. We'll make it. Okay.

Sick. That's what I like about tears. There's not a lot of people in this company are going to be wearing tank tops. I don't think I could ever see Brett or Will wearing a tank top. Will's not a tank top guy. No.

It's just not. You don't think he's going to hit him with a tank? Brett has a rule about sleeves. There's no way he's going to wear a sleeveless thing. Is this surprising to y'all that the Artemis crew that's the furthest humans have ever traveled from Earth during that mission? I'm a little surprised at that.

I know we've never gone to like Mars or anything like that, humans, but you would think they go a little bit farther than that. What do I know? I don't know. I mean, I guess when I think about it, it's not that surprising. but when I heard that, I was like, huh? Yeah.

We haven't sent anybody to Mars. Right. We definitely sent some people to Uranus. I don't think we did. Because the moon is closer than Uranus. Had to hit you with that bennedrill. Injecting something. In your anus?

This is the sound of them injecting the Benadryl to your butt, ready? To your butt, right? They don't inject it to the in the anus, if that's what you're saying. Yeah, I didn't say your anus. We were talking about uranus. Then you went straight to inject it. Is it the whole thing? Or is it just the...

The anus is just the whole. Oh. You knew that. Oh. Sorry, I'm not an expert on butts. You're not an expert on anuses? Fucking butthead over here. Man.

The unbleached. He had to do his research. So are you. King of the first men, the unbleached. Yeah, but you need to, we talked about this last week on the show. You were going to get a free. Bleaching. There was nothing free about it.

The company was going to pay for it. In fact, this company will pay for. I bet you can do it for under 100 bucks. All right. We'll see about it. About what, exactly? I'll go get some Clorox right now. There's a lot of stoolies listening who don't know what you're talking about.

There's a lot of people who found us through Golf Digest. I lost a bet not only on a former podcast, but under a former company, I lost a bet. And I had to, supposed to bleach my two hole. And I just didn't do it. I whilst. It happened. Why didn't you do it? I don't know.

It seemed like a pretty extreme pay it. Pay off. Why? Like, all it does is like, all it does is make it look more dope. That's true, but I just didn't feel the need to... Does Chalz know about this?

Let's call her. Could we call her and tell her? Cold caller on today's on picture. All right, I'm a cold caller. We're cold call her. We're going to be like, hey, they're going to call. Can you just not answer?

Just be cool. Just, hey, pretend like you're not into that. Like, you don't want me to do it. I definitely can't. do it she'd probably get nervous well funny you say that chel's come on in oh she just texted me sent me instructions on how to take care of my sickness today so cute step one do the show she told me i needed to come in and do the show she said you missed the last week you got to come in and do the show trust me someone that went through this uh two weeks ago i could tell you everything

and i can't get you what you need we have a different situation going on though it was the same no i have i don't like body aches yeah i don't like that the guy sitting four feet from me has body aches i don't like it either like you understand like because like will's about to leave town i'm i've got to leave town i just don't want to have body aches i'm going to the rent fare this weekend so he's going to the red fair i need my body just turned 35 32 right 32 I need my body in tip top shape because I might what happens if I need to get into a duel with like a could get challenged

yeah I could get challenged someone could challenge his lady's honor could be read at time are you going to FaceTime from the rent fare maybe maybe get good service out there now right that's with the both rent fairs that does suck that you get shit service out there tar that's a pirate except for the mead those wenches are serving meed up and turkey legs with no problems. So great service out there. Okay.

Good service. Are you going to do a body meat shot off of a wench? No, but definitely some run fairs. They'll slap you in the face if you want them to. Can you get some old tavern wench to spit in your coffee? Spitting my ale. Yeah. Probably.

It's the run fair, man. Anything goes. But be respectful. if you're going to the rent fare and have fun and respectful and dress up yeah you got to dress up paul's i love going to the rent fare then coming home to my leased a mattress i bring my leased and mattress out to the rent fare because i can't go without it that's a good idea you just strap it out at the top of your car yep you're driving you got one hand on top just in case yep spongy cords pop man leased mattress rules. It's always good for annual spring reset. Once you reset, get your new mattress.

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go-to mattress partner. Excuse me. That's how much I like Lisa. I did sleep great last night. Good. When I was back home, my parents' place, they don't. Sadly aren't Lisa mattress people yet. But like I slept on a non-Lisa and it was just, it wasn't great. If I'm going to see the hat man, I want to do it on Al-A. You should bring the one from your garage to your parents, man. I should do that.

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do you look like an absolute dickhead yeah was this before after you gained seven pounds i look i look pretty damn dude what's in the middle of us this was this was three this was three pounds in chels is the the real showstopper in these picks though Are you going to show? Like, what are we doing here? No. Just show me. Don't show the show.

I'll just show you this one at Chels. I'll show you this one. This one's pretty cute. That's cute, right? Yeah. Thanks, man. That's good. I bet you're...

What? I didn't tell you what I always responded to what a Chelsea's stories. What story was it? It wasn't because of the story. Was it the one where he was gesturing? there was one of you and I was just kind of drunk and I was just going to say I don't know if I could say that's on the palm

I was just gonna it's a tweet I was just gonna say I know he had you screaming what the fuck it's from a tweet I thought she would have been very very weirded out and then she would have said it to you and you would have thought it was funny

you'd be like okay and then you would have had to explain it that would have been absurd i know that's why i didn't do it i just set it on the show who'd you get to do the photos we hired a local guy was it a bad ombreud he was yeah he was dope man shouts to raoul he said you pop top in any of them no they're wedding picks okay can't pop top in the wedding pick you can but you know i just take the buttons down on a couple I did Yeah I did

Yeah Ryel was like man Let it let it rip a little bit You're in Mexico Yeah Did you do with like silly ones too We're like She buried you up to your head in the sand

Oh Here's me running into the beach though Yeah no video Did you get in the water How's the beach is there? Dude it was dope man It's like the one beach you can get in Yeah the water was

It felt so nice The last day that we couldn't get in Because the waves were crazy Dude, I would have got in anyway. Really? I would have surfed. Really? Hit it with a...

We have different calls. Different coasts. You aren't there. You don't know Hector. Yeah, but you don't know Jesse. Is it Jesse from MTV? No. I'm going to surf now.

You know that? Will knows it. I know him. You guys have... Hey, so watch that shit. TV. I'm the new VJ, Jesse. And I'm going to...

surf. It's exactly how he sounds. I only know it because you used to do this impression like four or five years ago. It was that early, it was at the lodge. This is a lodge impression. Couldn't have Jesse back. Ask what I like about Texas. Hey, I can use a blizzard tune. Is boutique lady in more trouble? She got arrested again. I couldn't remember if you were here for this story. I was. They needed to like just not let her out, maybe. She's going to, because guess what? She's going to keep doing this. She got booked. April 2nd, she got booked in the Greenville County Detention Center. April 6th, transported from the Greenville County Detention Center to the Oconi County Detention Center. She got booked again, Dan.

She got double booked. What'd she do? It's the same thing. It's all from like the same fraud. Allegedly. She needs a new grift, man. This is not working for her. She's really bad at getting away with it. Yeah. Can we just like... So how many is this in 2026 now? Because it's 15? Is everything like one arrest every week and a half? Did we figure it out?

Something like that? Let's see how many, uh, yeah, let's see how many arrests it is. It's a lot. It's at least 15. I'm looking at 16 mugshots there, so... An upscale children's boutique. We are, we are 14 weeks, pretty much almost a day, full 14 weeks into 2026.

I mean, this is like, this is the streak. So is she getting bailed out every time? No, I don't think so. And just letting her go. All right, don't do it again. No, I mean, like, she's not. She's like, she's detained. And I just keep having to, like, move her around.

Yeah, she needs to stay detained for a long time, I think. And what exactly is the, she's just fraudulently? She's selling products and not sending them. So she's just stealing the money. Okay. Not good. And she's, she's got a problem. Listen, she's got a problem.

Looking at 16 mugshots. Everybody's trying, it's a lot of mug shots. Some are better than others. Let's rank them, Dave. Which one's your favorite? Ooh, okay, I like this game. I kind of like. You want to send it to me?

No, this is for, just for me and Dave. I kind of like this one because it's just very, No, I give me It is funny seeing the different camera qualities from the different Yeah, a lot of these A lot of these counties need to update I will say again, she looks like Caroline

Levitt Yeah, a little bit Press sec It's always politics with you, man Yeah, sorry To chill, Randy's a chill guy He doesn't want to talk a little Polly I'm wearing my

My Hawaii shirt Of course I gotta be chill dude i just want to cut some waves um what were we talking about right before the the boutique story the lady what's talking about yeah Mexico wedding picks that's right um I had something on that's why I was hoping it would jog me memory about his wedding picks but no what about that it was I don't know I just talking about surfing yeah maybe that's what it is in my mind I'm always surfing no you're not running into the water

Yeah, why didn't you post a running under the water vid? I don't know, man. Is it because you're a little slower now? You've slowed down? I didn't do a lot of posting on this trip. You did some posting. I did some post in. But everybody expects when Dylan's at the beach, he's going to run into that water.

I can still post. I haven't even done a post yet, like a hard post. I'm going on. I'm not saying you have to post that. I'm just saying like... You get it, Randy? Hog reveal. What?

Dave's going to do a reveal video soon. Look out for that. Look out for that. that. He's trying to save himself. I'll look out for it. He's being a perv. I didn't even do anything.

You're just kind of a little pervy today. What was it? Oh, you know what I wanted to bring up? This is it. So now that Easter's over, I, I haven't had a fried meal, a fried chicken or any of that in like a month. It's five, six weeks, whatever. I've got, I'm due. And I don't know what my first one's going to be.

Ooh, why don't you just do the Popeye's chicken wings? not a bad idea I'm kind of actually craving those again too Randy's trying to like make this so like he can go to lunch with me and I'll buy him lunch I'm not going to go get to lunch to Popeyes with you Oh wow this guy Oh you're too good for Popeyes

I'm from Indiana Every single time that I pitch Like some type of fried chicken Dave's always like I don't want to do fried chicken on a Wednesday That's true That's exactly how he sounds That is true it's not it's not necessarily wednesday it's the midday wednesday it's like i gotta do a pot after i got

you know i don't want to like come in and dilling it you know yeah we need to we could if you wanted to we could do that pf changs that we still need to do get those lettuce wraps i'm not mashing my fried chicken card at pf jangs and i'm definitely not going lettuce wraps you know this that bad bad biscuit bird biscuit thing that was a pretty good fried chicken is that what carls brought us yeah i thought those were really good it was good it's not a bad idea i'll let you know when i play my fried card maybe you can play it on friday all right so we got one more re than one more thing we can get out of here now i'm gonna be in philly friday so shout to philly you guys got any places i need to eat any fried food there too do they really have anything that's

I just know they're fried their chili cheesecake. We made Don Vito eat some fried chicken. Only it wasn't chicken. It was porcupine from Honduras. He shit his brains out. We went down to Delco and saw the waterman and it was Dan. Waterman. The water man.

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circling, that's betterhelp.com slash circling. I got an email, another email. Actually, Dylan got it too. Third one today for Dave. Dylan probably didn't check it because he doesn't typically look at emails from backers. This is the one from Tanner? Yeah, from Tanner. And I shouldn't be reading this because Tanner's, Tanner's just a misguided young lad.

But I'll read it. To the circling back boys. That's us. That's us. Been a huge fan forever. And this is my first time reaching out. my girlfriend has a work conference in Austin next week. And the company she works for is sending her by herself.

So I'm tagging along because I know Dylan is kind of one of those dudes who will slide into, I'm just kidding. That part's not in there. Side note, my girlfriend loves you because you said girls that do Zen are sick. She's the sickest Zen ripping gal out there. Sick, dude. Dude just simping in an email. Why don't you calm down, Tanner?

Here's our issue. The conference is only one day. We fly into Austin Tuesday morning, leave Wednesday night. Tuesday, me and her have all the day together. And her conference is Wednesday until we fly out that evening. If you only had one meal for a date night, where should we go that Tuesday evening? Any must stop places or bars? We'd love to have Matt O' Rancho's experience, but not sure if that's the move.

We only have one dinner together. We're going to have some bad news here, buddy. Trying to make the most of our short time in your city and any suggestion to what a 30-year-old should do on a Wednesday alone in Austin for the whole day. We're staying at the proper. Ooh. Ooh. What's the damage?

Don't ask the damage, Haas. If the location helps you at all, love the pod, don't tell Dave, but Dylan is secretly my favorite. Fuck you, Tanner. You said that in an email today. All the best. You're on the email. You can't go to Maddo Ranchos because they are unfortunately closed on Tuesday. It's bullshit.

It's... Mattel Ranchos. Thank you. Closed on Tuesday. That opens you up, though. Now you don't have like the to feel like you need to go to mass. Now you can really mix it up. I always suggest, I mean, depends on what time of day you're doing this.

If you're from out of town and like first time in Texas, whatever, always get barbecue. Because you can't get good barbecue in a lot of places in the country. That's true. That's true. He's in Nebraska, so that's probably really true. You can't go wrong with some good Q in Austin. If you want to have like a nice dinner, nice dinner, try to go to go to Jeffrey. Try to sit at the bar.

Ooh. That's nice. And that'll set you back. That'll set you back. But it'll be the best dinner you've had in a long time. It is fantastic. If you're looking for Tex-Mex, you want to sit outside somewhere. If the weather's good, go to the Elma on Barton Springs, go sit up top.

There you go. Get you some good Tex-Mex. They've got more than just Tex-Mex, but great drinks, too. Perlis on South Congress, seafood. Perlis. Perlis is a good cheeseburger. And the best. deck situation in austin best deck in austin great deck good people watching good

great people watching and there's just south congress is just pop and there's a lot lot of folks down there yeah uh wednesday during the day since you have wednesday by yourself maybe go to like barton springs or some ish like that bring you bring your swim trunks yeah it's cool it's a natural spring uh pool in austin when they come in it doesn't say the date just says tuesday wed Wednesday. Oh, next week. Next week. So, yeah. Weather permitting thing. Weather permitting. I guess I can make the joke before we can't anymore. Go Chili's on 45th Lamar. Yeah. Yeah, don't go to Chili's. I'm glad you made the joke. We're not going to be able to. They're going to get rid of it. That Austin joke is going to be a joke of the past. They're going to have to

put one up somewhere. I think they still have a Chili somewhere on South 35. It's like so far south. Hey, bring in walking shoes. Walk the trail around the lake. Yeah, you could I love doing that. If you're a fit boy, you might see somebody running by you with a drone following them. Or like a little robot dog. Yeah, or a robot dog that tries to fight your dog or something. Kick into the lake. Some of the chat says a day alone in major city means you find the best museum possible.

Do we have, we only have like the Bullock, right? Yeah, that's a Texas history museum, which if you're not from Texas, you're probably not that interested in it. It is a cool museum, though. Yeah, Austin's a poor museum town. That's what I like about Texas. Yeah. Find you a DQ. You go to DQ, stop sign of Texas, man.

You go to the Capitol and do a tour. I've done that before. That's interesting. It's fine. Oh, they're all crooks. It's a government building. I mean, it's cool. It's capital.

You can go on Lady Bird Lake and do one of those boat tour things that they do architecture, and then you can see the bats. It's an interesting thing to do. I don't even know if the bats are back yet, actually. Where'd they go? They migrate. I walked under the Congress bridge the other day. You could hear them up there chirping away.

They're back. Just shitting their brains out. They make this little like... You know batsby pooping. Have you still yet to see them? Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. I've never seen them. I'm fine.

They're bats. They're bats. It's cool. It's cool. It's a nice natural phenomenon when they all fly out. Yeah. It's not a bird, Dave. What did I say?

You didn't. I'm just being a smart ass. Oh, please, come see me under the bridge. Why is this? Is Dracula? Yes. Okay. I've moved.

I got evicted and now I live under the bridge. Austin is so thriving. All these young hot tech entrepreneurs. Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner. Oh. The city I live in. The city of Asia. You have a horse.

But I have a vampire. So you're angels. Only is a man. Was that Kurt Cobain with a sea? That's the chili peppers, dog. Right? Yeah. Is that Kurt with a sea?

Yeah, I misspelled Kurt Cobain in an email. I did enjoy your email, though. It was funny. It was a funny email. Will have sent out a company-wide email to everyone to wish me a happy birthday. Redd never responded. He texted me, so. I'm still trash.

responded with alive today and it was ex-Kirk Cobain Randy Chabacky and check Randy Chabacky, check Jesus Christ I was like this is good because it was on Easter Sunday I enjoyed it

Thank you man Was your birthday on Easter? Yeah fucking day dude Second time it's happened That should be That should be reserved for dignitaries People of note, not you

No fast You want to hear a funny thing That you took Kurt Cobain from us You want to hear a a funny thing that I learned this year. My mom named me Randall instead of just Randy because, and this is a quote by her, what if he became a dignitary? So that's why they named me a Randall.

It's not too late, dude. Sir Randall. She had high hosts for me. Yeah, you can't be a Randy if you're a dignitary. Yeah, no. Got plenty of time left. Yeah. You're only 32.

You're looking out. Yeah. It always, as I get older, like people always say, like when you're younger, like, Oprah didn't become famous to do everything until she was 45. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm 23. I'm fine. And I'm like, every time I get older, I'm like, oh, I'm getting closer to that 45. That's your, that's your like.

Yeah, so that's what I think about sometimes. Yeah. They're doing a lot with anti-aging. That is true. So, what, I got, what, 13 years to become a dignitary? Bump it up to 50. All right. There you go.

I can't even run for president yet. Yeah. Here you go. Your dignitary days are still ahead of you. Good. Well, see you for cold calls. Bye. Bye.