Circling Back - Boys Nights with Our Dead Associates

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas the washed media headquarters my name is will defries to my left david roth voice is uh almost completely back we're about 85 percent hit up 1-800-BIG-DAVE for more forgot we called 1-800-BIG-DAVE on the paywall yesterday. Sultry Dave in the house. I just found an article. It's called Inside the Deep Freeze Ambulance where people go for life after death

and it's located in Michigan. Okay. They cryogenically freeze your entire body right after you die just in case tech ever gets there to bring you back. Something you might be interested in huh what's that gonna set me back if i if i go yeah what does that recurring uh what does that recurring payment look like for the family that survived what's the storage fee on that because i just if like imagine if

like a loved one died and then you get you got stuck with this recurring bill for harvesting their body in michigan it's like five years in you're like maybe we should just let this yeah like let this go and your kid uh gets rocket money yeah like what is this what is this cryo it's just 1500 a month charge for the cryo are they paying for this yeah what the hell what's this charge what the hell what the hell dylan your credit card expires you know it's like oh the body is placed in ice immediately after death under the protocol for transport to long-term storage in the u.s look at these like little facilities pretty dope kind of a vibe facility like can you imagine just working in there day after day just being like cool there's just dead bodies in

these uh these electronic tombs there There was that British secret agent who did this a while back. And then they unfroze them, actually. So Jeffrey Epstein? No. Austin Powers. Oh. And he ended up saving the world.

Why are you in such an Austin Powers kick lately? Have you been watching Goldmember? I know you're smashing. I know you're going through classic films like no one's business. But you're watching maybemember? Smashing. I know you're going through classic films like no one's business, but you're watching maybe too many Austin Powers movies? Twins, Basil. Twins.

See, you're doing references that I don't even remember. Are you fucking serious? Yeah. Twins, Basil. Are you doing like a- Twins, Basil. Is that why we got a Swedish made pita sinagia delivered yesterday? Oh, I didn't see that come in the mail.

You should have put it on my desk. It did what? In the what? No, it doesn't do that. Come on. Yeah, I think it... That's a word that applies to many different contexts. Just let it go sometimes.

Many different contexts. I'm not Russian. Why do you say it like that? I don't, you know, it'll do the cryogenic. I'm going to start a Twitter account called Out of context dylan and just post clips from this that are just uh dylan saying things out of context i just i just don't i don't want to be around any out of context dorn you like it a podcast did you ever have any other aliases at grand x like did you ever play any other characters in any like any scripted things where you were someone else?

I know Ross was a GDI in Frat Fellas. He played a good GDI. Was he? We watched Frat Fellas at Barrett's Bachelor Party. And I'll be honest, it kind of got me fired up to go get hammered with the boys. Ross, Ryan, and Madison all played GDIs in that video. Oh, they were real emo-y. Yeah.

They were like, okay. They were G's. Yeah. G's. G's. G's. G's. Ross. I fucking hate G's, man. yeah they like okay they're Jades yeah Jades Jades Jades Ross I fucking hate Jades man

they're dorks okay anyway man alright here's Dylan I'm so optimized right now it's sometimes I feel too optimized like I did

I have a I have a coffee magic mind Lucy routine in the morning that's just undefeated right now did you do this it's undefeated right now. It's undefeated, David. Are you not listening?

Did you do the boner pills? Yeah, I did that too. That's what's up, dude. How's that blood flow? I'll let you know in a little bit. It takes about 45 minutes to kick in. I'm about 25 minutes in. So you got to look forward to it.

Okay. How did no one comment on my drip today in the office? It's how you always look. Dude. No, I got my drip drip, dog. Come on, dude. You wear that like twice a week. No, dude, I'm talking about my pants, dog. You look exactly the same.

No, dude, I'm talking about my pants. Let me see. Stand up for a player. Here, I'll stand up for a player. You painting those? No, dude, I did some pottery in these things, dog, and I just got that extra clay up on here, dog. You intentionally left the clay on there to look like you're giving.

No, I just don't wash these pants very often, so that clay might be there for a minute. You're giving pottery. You're doing something I did in eighth grade football when I didn't play in the game, but it was muddy out, and I wanted to look like I played, so I just got some of the mud. I was like, oh, man, we really left it all out there.

Oh, dude, yeah. You kind of look like that guy from the twerk contest. No. Don't be gross, Randy. I got jizzed his pants. When I played peewee football, we had white helmets. And every time we played somebody that had a different color helmet, you could just paint marks all over your helmet.

And we would know if you didn't play because you didn't have any marks on your helmet. Yeah. So people would just try and bang them against something and make it look like you threw your head around in the game. I bet that paired real well with your white hood you piece of shit yeah you fucking asshole what what is that what i don't know i was so unnecessary that went i went south quickly literally yeah sheesh in eighth grade i got a hat from ucla the university of california los angeles uh i bought it on spring break out there and i wanted

to look like a rugged Abercrombie model. And so I like rubbed it in the dirt and just completely ruined the fucking hat. Did you fray the brim? No, that was like, honestly, I didn't like the fray. I thought the fray was like too much. You had a couple of good songs. That is, for someone who completely tanks every single time we do Randy's game show in the music section, the fact that you're doing the fray references is disgusting to me.

Mark it, Randy. What shitty song do they have? Don't mark it. You shouldn't be happy about this. What was their shitty hit? Violin even more in love with Dave. Is that them? No.

Come on, dude. How to save a life. Yeah, that's very like- Were they EMTs? Yeah. Very like Grey's Anatomy song. on, dude. How to save a life. Yeah, that's very like- Were they EMTs? Yeah, very like Grey's Anatomy song. Yeah, dude- That was like in every single medical show. Like Scrubs probably had it.

Yeah, you could convince me that that band was just formed to make music for Grey's Anatomy. That's good work if you can get it. It's not a good show. My mother-in-law was on Grey's Anatomy. Really? She was an extra. The ladies love that show. She was also an extra in the pilot episode of Friday Night Lights, the series. Was Riggins flying a F-16?

Were you a McSteamy or a McDreamy kind of guy? You're a McCreamy. That wasn't good, dude. That's good, man. Don't hit him with the dab. I saw a Will Dabbing video on the T.L. I want to dab. Hey, you ate that up.

Dude, he was cooking. Yeah, you ate that up, man. That was good. He did eat that. Our ice machine is currently broken. Here? No. Well, I think here, too.

Calm down, dude. Sorry, we just went through this. No, ours works does it it's the only thing that works i put my cup in there the other day and nothing was coming out oh the dispenser doesn't work oh the ice maker does you gotta you gotta reach your hand in there guys i think we need a new refrigerator that thing stinks but like the one at my house is currently broken they're bringing a part for it today but i went to go make a Negroni the other night. Jesus. And I opened up the freezer and was just like, damn it.

Like, what am I supposed to do without any ice? Did you think about coming up here to get some ice? No, I thought about going to the store and buying a bag of ice. But like, I don't even have a place to put that. We got like breast milk and dog food and stuff chilling in the fridge. Where am I supposed to put this? I mean, the weather's been here. You could just put it outside. In the fridge? Semantics, Randy.

Everyone knew what I was talking about. We have a combination. Combination. We have a combination freezer and refrigerator, Randy. Did I tell you the Taco Bell Pizza Hut just is a Taco Bell in my hometown now? Speaking of combinations. Really? The south won.

Combination. Combination. Randy Loki has a really cool hat on. He doesn't get enough credit for it. It's a Margaritaville. White Sox hat. White Sox hat that I assume you could only get at the giveaway day. Yeah.

That's good. It was not only a giveaway. You had to pay extra for the ticket to get this hat too. The Red Wings. I think the Red Wings have, they either just had one or they have one in their crosshairs. They're doing a grateful dead night. And like, I just really needed a Detroit backer to hit me up and be like, I'm going to that game. I got you looking good. Twin y'all took that last night against the stars. Did we, I'll be honest. I, I, the lions have completely zapped me of any caring for the Red Wings. It's a great season for the Red Wings to not be good. Yeah, yeah.

It's very rare that you get to rely on the Lions for your happiness as a Detroit fan. But here we are. Here we are. Normally you have to use Big Sean for that. Big Sean did halftime of a Thanksgiving game, I think in probably 2018 or 2019. And I've never seen a crowd get up less for a recording artist Jack Harlow this year was bad it's just not they need to maybe just not do I would be fine if they just stopped doing halftime shows for the Thanksgiving game in Detroit

overall because doing a midday halftime show people just aren't up for it yet that's very fair people aren't wiling wiling in the crowd yet unless it's going to be like nas and like the brave hearts doing uchi wali i just don't think it's gonna play i knew no uchi wali that's not a song you're doing at halftime uchi bang bang no dude the fcc is just waiting there dylan you want to read the first line of that song no of nas's verse let me have his bodyguard it up uchi wally wally there it is did everyone listen to that song don't read too much of it by qb finest lyrics let's see here um scroll down go to which one do i start with an actual verse it starts i believe with yo we

got i like this this is my favorite one dave do you want to read that one little young thing go around my blank with your tongue ring what's the blank nobody's doing tongue rings anymore blank blank my blank inch blank from the front and grind from the side end, blank from behind end. Then what? Then what happens? Grab her blank, slap her blank. She's screaming like she dying. Small Gucci bag.

Somebody's check on her. She's screaming like that. Is that the opposite of a capacious bag? Ooh, gee, wally, wally. It's a succession reference in the middle of a Nas segment. Ooh, gee, bang, bang It's a succession reference in the middle of a Nas segment Ooh, gee bang bang New York State of Mind A song by QB Finest

I'm unfamiliar I think I can make a case that Nas is my favorite rapper of all time I don't think it would be a difficult case for me to make On God? I loved Illmatic and Stillmatic I even love God's Son Eh Mine's always gonna be wes and dill

oh yeah facts jordan belfort i mean just iconic also a fantastic interview you guys missed that it's in the catalog somewhere google podcast i think is the only place it still has that episode i will pay five dollars to someone who can find that interview by the way google just announced they're getting rid of Google Podcasts. Yeah, perfect. I'm pretty sure there's not a Google Podcasts anymore. I went and recently looked. Well, you're just a wet blanket, aren't you?

We're going to have to release that from the vault. Is it in the vault? Let's do hard copies. CDs? Vinyls? Okay. 8-tracks? You're familiar with those?

I'm not. That was before my time. Really? I was born in the cassette era. Cassette tape. Sally gifted me some cassettes for Christmas. She asked Randy how I was going to play these cassettes before she purchased these for me,

and Randy said, I don't fucking know. Yeah, that's a little more too analog. And then she asked me how I was going to play the cassettes and i said i i don't know i kept a blank cassette tape in my stereo and then when like boys to man would come on i would sprint over there real quick and hit record it was such a bummer when you were recording a song on the radio and the dj would chime in early at the end it was like what are you doing dog we've all been sitting around waiting for Peaches by the Presidency of the United States of America to come on.

And now you're just going to talk through the end? So that was bad, but nothing was worse than downloading a song on like LimeWire and DJ Clue or somebody just pops in like, exclusive, like 30 times throughout the song. You're like, all right, I guess if this is how I'm having to get it for free that's fine damn son where'd you find that damn why is my why is my free pirated music not not perfect i just put malware on my parents computer the most annoying is if like did you ever try to download i remember trying to download like entire blink 182 concerts and i download like 30 minutes of audio from warp tour and then i would open it up and it would be like a prince album you'd be like oh okay like this is still a vibe it's a nice nice uh

other thing to get i don't know the word what prince i'm not 100 we can tell hey let's let's dave catch your breath maybe drink some of your tea for your voice. Uh, I'll get some announcements out of the way real quick. Next week on the Patreon paywall content docket, we have Randy's game show. Do we know who's producing next week? That is one Dylan shivery. Dylan got last place, uh,

last time. So that means that Dylan will be producing. Uh, Brett will be sitting in for him we'll have cocky Brett he always knows every answer

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it's really hard to see that account and not chuckle yeah because you think of pubes yeah it's because i i have the brain of a 13 year old this is um one of two puberty things we'll be referencing today why are we just doing can we just find other sources i follow them on instagram it's a good follow my puberty puberty that's how you have to say it right it's a very immature puberty i don't fucking know i don't follow them it's uncomfortable well here's the good's uncomfortable. Well, here's the good news. It's great content. Here's the bad news.

The study that they're referencing in the article is like seven years old. That's fine. So we've probably talked about this. That's fine. It's a research. No, we definitely haven't talked about this because if we would have talked about this, I would have already been sending this article out to Sally like numerous times a week. It's a classic resurface. Headline.

Cheers. Men need to drink with friends twice a week to stay healthy, study finds. Okay. Is this physically healthy or mentally healthy, David? How about both? Both. A new study conducted by the University of Oxford. You guys heard of these guys?

Suggested for men, grabbing a few drinks with your buds Is not only a good time It's essential for good health They declined my application Oxford Ooh, NF confession What, your dad couldn't get you in? He's not on the board? You didn't donate enough

You had to apply? Yeah Sorry, back to the article, Dave I'm sorry, man No, it's good uh it says um the study can conducted by robin dunbar a psychologist and director of the university's uh social and evolutionary neuroscience research group determined that men must meet up with the friends not just once but twice a week in order to reap the full benefits of male friendship bonds can be formed through a range of activities from team sports to male banter

okay or simply having a pint with your pals on a friday night could could like alissa claim that like you just do this for like a job and so you don't need to go out and mob with the boys yeah we're bantering as we speak we need to drink more i'm just a little laddy and i like to banter a lot i'm trying to drink more we should like move the show a little late later in the day so we can drink like instead of 9 or 10 30 we should just do like noon crack one at 10 30 bitch you don't think i will no i don. Have you guys seen these statistics regarding male friendship after 35? It's jarring stuff. It declines dramatically.

So what they're saying is that I need to get out with the boys eight times as much as I'm getting out with the boys currently. I told her I would do one a week. If she would give me one, I would be in for that. I don't need two. Last night, your boy hit solo dad duty. I was like, man, I'm going to get these kids to bed. I'm going to go absolutely mob. I'm going to drop in with the soft dub crew and get some hard dubs.

Hell yeah. Get both kids down at 740. I almost tweeted, like, I'm built different right now. It's pre-8 o'clock. Both kids are fast asleep. I go upstairs. I sit in my depressing game room where I just have a chair sitting in front of a television. I fire up that PS5.

I get my ass absolutely whipped by a really good FIFA player, 7-1. Damn. Wanted to throw the controller at one point. I almost quit. I almost quit, but I was like, I don't get to play someone this good. I need to start learning from him. So I just started taking notes, dog. You got zipped up.

I got zipped up. Straight up boofoo. So I started another another game and i was like i gotta i gotta recoup this night like i'm trying to be happy right now second i start up the next game i just hear i just hear charlie just absolutely losing it downstairs so i have to quit and take that l that dude ate you up he ate me up dude you gotta stop and like before i know it it's nine o'clock and like my little like solo boys night just went completely away and sally returned home and suddenly i'm watching love island this is just like oh man damn i didn't get to mob with anybody no no mobbing at all there's no mobbing just isn't

assured these days does virtual mobbing via um no game console headset does that count you could convince like probably some people that it counts but i think you gotta have you can't kiss people through the headset i need face to face yeah it says it says everything from it said the study showed everything from attending a movie a tavern for pints a goon sesh or or even attending a twerk competition it doesn't say any of that no it doesn't a twerk competition where do you where do you find a local twerk competition it doesn't say any of that no it doesn't a twerk competition where do you where do you find a local twerk competition you gotta know where to look yeah i don't get those notifications dude all the people sally's age are all playing mahjong right now you guys familiar with mahjong i've heard of it i don't know what it is it's like a tile game

they lay tile yeah john's laying pipe he's different guy fox come on man i'm just saying no fox trying to gas you up i'm a gentleman john i don't i don't i don't think that they any of them know how to actually play this you know and so like i think that we just need to come up with some sort of like game that we play together like we need to start a bridge club. Growing up, my mom used to go to a bunco night with the gals. Oh, my mom still hit the bunco like crazy. I don't even know if that's a real game.

I think they just like – it's a bunch of hens getting together and cackling, you know? Okay. You know? My mom – I was FaceTiming my mom the other day and she was like, your dad needs some hobbies. And I'm like, the man gardens? He cooks? He's currently at a fly tying class. I was like, the man has some hobbies. And I'm like, the man gardens? He cooks? He's currently at a fly tying class. I was like, the man has his hobbies.

He also once pursued a career in cattle ranching. Yeah, but I think you could make a case there that like that hobby might have tanked things more than they helped things, you know? What is Bunko? Did my mom make that shit up? Dude, right? Have you guys played LCR? The dice game?

My mom wasn't fucking throwing bones. Yeah, she Have you guys played LCR? The dice game? My mom wasn't fucking throwing bones. Yeah, she was. She wasn't throwing bones with the girls. They were in the back alley throwing it in a cardboard box, dude. Oh, shit. She made that shit up. We should do a Domino's night. Let's get together and talk shit about Domino's.

Just go to Domino's and just eat as much pizza as we fucking can. Yep, they got wings now. They've always had wings, right? I thought they always had wings. Yeah, but now they're better. They're fine. They've improved them. They've always had wings, right? I thought they always had wings. Yeah, but now they're better. They're fine. They've improved them. They're base level wings.

They don't travel well. I don't think I've ever had like chicken wings from a place that like deserves credit for their chicken wings. Like I've never been to Buffalo and eaten at like the places that you would go that like are staple places. Have you tried Tommy One Wingy? No, because they shave their shit. And, you know, that's a little too bougie for your lollipop style that's what they call them didn't you say you if you want to lick the wrapper like a lollipop like i was trying to gas you up earlier for the same thing and now you're doing it what you can't change the rules just because you don't like how i'm doing it i don't know what you're talking about

tommy one wingy's good but it is a little unnecessary how they prepare and serve them because you don't like how I'm doing it. I don't know what you're talking about. Tell me why wingies good, but it is a little unnecessary how they prepare and serve them. It's also unnecessary how they price their wings. You can get six wings for $48. It's so expensive. They don't need to trim that stuff off, man. They just got to serve them normal.

They prey on people who've been imbibing on alcohol. And they're like, dude i guess six dollars a wing they are conveniently situated right next to a bar yeah imagine sitting at b-dubs and you order your wings and they come out and you see just like you see bone on your plate it'd be like where'd the rest of my fucking wings go well it's their money randy didn't even give you anything no you looked at i looked to randy don't look at randy didn't even give you anything no you looked at it don't look at randy for for a pretty half-hearted i think you should leave reference i think you're gonna get something back if i get nothing out of randy that i know that i missed you're trying to out dead air me today on the

show and you can't no one's gonna have one dead air the dead air king why are you holding your mug like that with your elbow out all weird it's about to be an ad read and what are you doing what is it such a dramatic sip of coffee i'm cut from a different cloth they don't make men like me anymore you just had you just took a sip of coffee ah i know but but dude even me just taking a sip of coffee is i got eyes on me right now you can't get over it this coffee with the boys count does it get together yeah i mean here's the thing like there's there's a scene in uh that awkward moment starring michael b jordan miles teller zach efron uh where they just get coffee together and i was like we got to get coffee with the boys more often guys don't do

that dave's been doing boys breakfast. Guys don't get coffee together. Girls do. If you got invited to go to get coffee with Michael B. Jordan, Miles Teller, and Zac Efron, you're turning it down because you're like, no, dude, we don't get coffee. I'm going to show up. They're like, who are you? They need that awkward moment too, so bad. I've never seen it. I've never seen the first one. You've got to watch the first one. Is it gas?

It's gas, dude. It's going to make you want to go out and mob with the boys. You're one for one on comedy recommendations. I think you recommended the other guys dude the other guys is great it was good it's my favorite uh hungover laugh pointlessly movie i'm watching a really a really bad show it's my going to sleep show right now on netflix oh yeah uh tacoma fd oh have y'all seen this no what's it about i saw you tweeting about it during Real Player Hours last night.

It's Super Troopers in sitcom version. It's like the same actors but they work for the Tacoma Fire Department. Oh, okay. And it's just really stupid but it's entertaining

when you're, I don't really want to pay that much attention. Okay. You're a big Slammin' Salmon guy, weren't you? Dude,

Slammin' Salmon is hilarious. Yeah. Of the three, I think it's my least favorite. It's so good. I think working in a restaurant made me love the Slammin' Salmon even more. I also had a roommate who was obsessed with the Slammin' Salmon, and so if I told him I wanted to watch it one night, he would just like – it would turn his entire day around. Like, really? You're going to watch it with me?

Like, hell yeah, dude. Randy, is your going to sleep show still big sausage pizza look it up don't look it up speaking of big sausage pizza uh via 313 is back i think at star bar they have a brick and mortar at the bar when you've when you've switched to jets it just doesn't hit the same at via can you imagine if brett was trying to like trudge through the world of lord of the rings because he'd be a brick and more door that's got me folks see if you watch this you want to do it i think you should leave reference right now my guy my last one left i'm gonna set it out so hypothetically speaking what happens if we're out for one of our uh allocated boys nights that we deserve what happens when we go out and we've had two beers and suddenly chuck schumer's taken all of our zen away

i'm so tired of this fucker why is he singling singling out the zen oh it's the tucker carlson thing because tucker carlson's all in on zen this is politically motivated i i i really enjoy the uh the random uh just uh government officials who are now just tweeting at him with just their zen on their desk it's so frat they're taking it yeah this opportunity to look alpha like oh yeah come and take it bitch can i ask a question yeah is it just zin or does this apply to other nicotine brands that's why that's what i was wondering though why is he singling out the brand zin because you know i'm straight up lucy i'm a lucy boy well like if it's

a health play i don't like it doesn't really make sense to me why like like taking away zin is like the first thing they do when cigarettes very much are still a thing it's because it's the most viral play i don't like it doesn't really make sense to me why like like taking away zin is like the first thing they do when cigarettes very much are still a thing it's because it's the most viral right now and he's saying that the memes are marketed to kids but they're fucking memes and i don't think zin's making the memes and just putting them out there are they gonna ban josh wine too great question you can take my Josh. It's crazy how no one smokes anymore. But you can not take my freedom. You're kind of the last person on that hill.

You see someone smoking, it's like, oh my gosh, they smoke. They look cool as fuck, don't they? They look fucking awesome. I also think Austin's not a smoking city at this point for a lot of people. Gotta go to the east side. Yeah. You gotta get those hand-rolled cigarettes. Everyone in Paris smokes. i bet you fucking rolled

your joints all wrong yeah i tried once and it was unsmokable how's that possible has chuck schumer tried his end it wouldn't it wouldn't it wouldn't burn his old ass mind couldn't comprehend can you imagine biden putting in two six milligrams and he's just falling out of his chair two two sixes he just goes upper deck two sixes crap his pants in like three minutes i've kind of got biden voice don't i hey man what's dave what would biden sound like trying his first zit all right i'm gonna put it in right here in my cheek huh do two of them god oh to go. We're going to go upper deck and bottom. Oh, God love you. That's 12 total millies. That's a lot of millies. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. I'm fading fast, man. Can you call an Uber, man? Call the ambulance, man.

Really? It's that bad? Just take them out, Joe. I think I'm addicted to this stuff, man. Take them out, man. This isn't good, man. I'm the president. Spit them out. Don't swallow it joe don't swallow him i'm gonna boof it man no a president's not gonna boof zin no what if he did do you think that's why he fell off the bike he was just absolutely twisted off some best video of all time he fell because he took the seat off of it he fell out of frame it was like a cartoon it was so funny you know jo, Joe Biden did want to ban menthol cigarettes. Just because they suck? I've smoked some menthol cigarettes in my life.

Yeah, but whenever, if anyone's ever bumming a cigarette and someone only has menthols, the person with menthols is always like, it's menthol. Yeah, remember the camel crush? You could turn it into a menthol? Wild. It's crazy man innovative is that more innovative than the vortex bottle i think so what about the uh the cans of miller light that had the little pop top thing so that you could get more airflow and it would go faster do you remember that oh yeah that was right after vortex bottle yeah it was a really good follow-up to the Vortex. Then the wide mouth cans.

Shout out to cans. Why aren't there more beer cans that just get like the whole top comes off like it's a soup can. Those are awesome. I feel like that should be more commonplace. I've seen it like once. I love drinking beer out of cans, dude. Me too.

I go draft, can, bottle. I'm not proud of it i know bottles are swag i don't like a bottle i just i just love drinking out of a can man yeah i prefer a can of a bottle too now that you mentioned what randy in what order we put that but putting them in your pants oh i think for pants beers bottles are elite yeah if you're doing a pants beer, the bottle, just the way that it glugs out, I feel like you get more surface area because it's foaming a little bit. Whereas when you're dumping it out of the can, it doesn't go as fast. But a draft is just straight. It's just, you know, you douse your shit immediately. Yeah.

It's nice. Yeah. We should start a blue wave thing, which instead of throwing the drink in someone's face, you just throw a beer down your own pants. Did you know that Natty has a 25-ounce can? Why 25? I don't know. My buddy was drinking it.

My buddy goes to a gas station and gets one beer after work. They like to promote that one extra ounce. Dude, I don't know. I don't do that anymore. I used to do that in Michigan all the time. Just go to the gas station if I wanted to get a beer that night and get a couple tall boys and just put them in the fridge. Let's start doing that.

Brett used to show up with a 32-ounce Miller High Life to softball. That's a good move. It's pretty cool. You just have one beer. When it's that hot out, 32 ounces is a dicey play. You got to crush that beer. Those last eight ounces, it doesn't taste great. It's absolute swill.

Yeah. I've been doing Edward 12 hands. Okay. I just tape regular beers to my hands. It's good. That's cute, man. That's good, dude. I can't finish them.

I just piss myself. Yeah. Wow. And then I pour the rest of the beer on there so you can't tell I pee myself. I'm like, dude, it's just beers. I'm doing pants beers. Playing Edward Forty Hands is just a miserable experience. No one's ever had fun playing it.

I've only done it one time. It's way too much malt liquor. We did it in the dorms. And like, can you imagine being the RA, like doing a check in the hallway that night? And you just hear these dudes clanking around. There's duct tape everywhere. Just hammered 18-year-olds. olds just fucking they can't answer the door because their hands are taped shut

they can't turn the doorknob he unlocks the door he gets in with his like universal key and you just walk out to him and you hit him with like a big dog but you got a 40 ounce to your hand big dog what are you guys doing hey so the i pulled up a fox news article about the zen thing and on the side there's like the promoted like programmatic stuff and it says rob schneider tells united airlines ceo he won't fly the airline because it prioritizes diversity over safety so they lost rob schneider oh that's too bad yeah rob if you're a rob schneider head out there it's it's really tough seeing his timeline lately.

It's a tough time to be a Schneider head. Yeah, all my Schneid dogs are just struggling right now. He just doesn't have it. Deuce Bigelow. You know his daughter's Elle King?

I don't know who that is, Dave. The Axies and O's. Was she on Big Sausage Pizza? They haunt me. Who's it? She has that one song. It's like, the Axies and O's.

I'm not good at it. She's a musician. Dude, that was really good. She was at the Dolly Parton thing the other day and was hammered on stage and told everybody to fuck off. And then I think she had to apologize. Really?

Yeah. That sounds kind of sick. Who's here? Check her out. Let's see. We have a guest. Oh, Brett got a package. Please be Micah.

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Yeah, so I stumbled upon this really funny list. You got something, bitch? Say it. I'm just laughing how Will threw it up to you for like a no doubt about it alley-oop. He put it off the back of the rim. He laid it up instead of yamming. You passed it. You Ben Simmons'd it.

It was a fast break and he threw it i was outlet pass i thought he was gonna go to the rim you were like i'm gonna slow it down even though will just threw it up to me i wanted him to he hooked up a three instead of throwing me the alley-oop uh this comes to us from puberty again stop stop referencing puberty so a teacher and it doesn't say which grade she teaches, does it? Just based on what we're seeing here, I'm going to say that this is like middle school. Because I don't – it's just aggressive. So this teacher put together a list of banned words in his or her classroom.

I don't know if it's a man or woman. It doesn't matter. And this is what this piece of paper says before we get to the list. your capability to become a successful writer. More often than not, the way you speak is the way you will write. The gibberish some of you choose to use is improper English and sometimes inappropriate for an academic setting. This is an educational institution and you will carry yourself as scholars in my classroom. Dude, all these middle schoolers definitely feel like they're a scholar in an academic setting. I'm going to go through these words. Cap, don't go through all of them because there's uh there's definitely one on here that you probably shouldn't

say uh which one is that what number is number 21 yeah i'm gonna skip number 21 yeah number 21 uh bruh fine standing on business uh sometimes you gotta stay in our business imagine the teacher not wanting people to stand on business does she not know what this means no i don't know uh the next one ooh we ski yee maybe we should have dave do that one and then ski yee again uh and then number five i love this one you ate that up what kid in the class said to the teacher, you ate that up? And she was like, no, we're not doing that. Stop.

She delivered just like an excellent lesson in front of the blackboard. There's probably so many teachers out there that are like normal teachers who if a kid said you ate that up, they'd start laughing and be like, okay, thank you. But just maybe don't use that phrasing. She walked in with a new blouse on. O along that's cap what's up gang bet oh my god miss t uh i'm assuming she's miss t she's probably miss t oh my god my God, Miss T. Miss T. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. On God, on my mama, on my dead mom, on my dead dad, and then he goes, aunt, cousin, any family friend or associate. So just don't promise on any dead people in your family. No one has ever said, on my dead associate.

My dead associate. Riz, what's up, G. Wade? Don't know what that means. Yeah, who's G. Wade and why are they catching a stray here? I don't know. In the cut with my twin? That one's great. Just vibe.

Giat. What is that? I don't know, but I'm thinking Will needs to say it as if he's... You don't know Giat? Is that a gun reference? No, no. He's Jamaican. Giat is a very TikTok reference.

It's short for like goddamn, and it's usually referred to someone's butt, if they have a good butt. Oh. It's like, she got that gat. It's- Gat. She's like, goddamn, she got that. Oh, like if you see a baddie with a big thing, like, gat.

Yeah. Gat. Gat. A bubble butt baddie. That's how I'd do it. I'd go- No triple B. Yeah.

Gat. On bro, on the hood gang gang skipping number 21 like we said well done uh on me on the set you didn't mince it freak you mean okay okay i i get that one i understand why if uh a teacher was saying something and you just looked at her and said, freak you mean. Freak you mean. Period. With an exclamation point. Period. Period. Munyun.

Don't know that one. Might want to look that one up. Yeah. Might want to ask Parks about that one. A big dog. Give me a big dog. That's the tiger effect, dude. That's crap. So we're suddenly just like not teaching them about Tiger Woods?

That's trash. Motion and or big motion. I'm familiar with that one big motion just vibe twin the twin ones are my favorite i think what's up twin that's the next one and then nigh i don't know what that means is that old english no is it german yeah that's nine and then 32 i can get behind number 32 it's giving see that one's the most innocent to me because i feel like that's kind of been like brought into the vernacular at this point where people just use it but it's so annoying she walks in and her like special little holiday blouse vest combo you get oh it's giving seasonal dude how many pink slips would james have at this point if he was in this

class james would be fucked yeah he'd be sent to uh after school detention for sure i remember uh a kid swore in my sixth grade english class and i looked at our teacher i'm gonna call her mrs l and i looked at her and i said he just cussed he tattled a little bit and she looked at her and I said, he just cussed. Tattled a little bit. Wow. And she looked at me and she goes. Narc vibes. No, she looked at me and she goes, use better English. We don't say cuss in here. And I was just like, why am I the one in trouble now?

Like, what's your fucking problem? Why were you giving narc? I was giving narc. I wasn't giving narc. I was narcing. I didn't mean to. She also had a thing on the wall that said, quote, a lot is two words because obviously people spell it as one word. Dumb-dumbs.

I thought she was making a statement about like saying a lot of words but doing it concisely. And so I thought like if she said write a lot, you could just write two words for something. You see where I'm coming from? Less is more. There was severe confusion. And so one time I just wrote two-word answers for like this quiz. And she was like, why didn't you write more? I'm like from? Less is more. There was severe confusion. And so one time I just wrote two word answers for like this quiz. And she was like, why didn't you write more? I'm like, a lot is two words.

And she was like, you're an idiot. Stop. That's big motion, man. Stop. Freak you mean. Big dog. Ski-y. In the cut with my twin.

I'm my dead associate. No, dude, I swear I'm my dead associate no dude i swear i'm my dead associate oh that's funny that's just funny i can't i really want i really want to adopt younger slang from the younger generation at the bottom miss t notes this list is subject to change that is probably adding to it if i'm if i'm one of the parents in the class, I'm like, you're a narc, Miss T. You don't need to be airing these kids out like this. Let them talk. I'm a dead associate.

Like, does she really think that kids are going to be putting, like, this stuff in, like, their writing assignments? I don't know, man. Like, we used to have, like, a ton of different, like, were you writing papers in middle school and saying like oh that was like oh the declaration of independence was actually the bomb it it established blah blah like no you weren't doing they ate that up the declaration did y'all have channel one yes okay i remember uh it was like a news that they brought it was like news for students but it was like national and they'd broadcast it in like fourth period or something am i allowed to say that i thought it was a pretty good product it was it was actually pretty well done one of the anchors one time came on and somebody said they were showing something and she goes oh that's the bomb diggity and everybody just was like uh

like all this like it wasn't you know she was on the tv and everybody just laughed at her it was very cringe it was like the original cringe. That sounds very cringe. Not good. This isn't fair. This feels like a losing battle. What's up, G-Wade? Who's G-Wade? I don't want to know.

Hard to say. Yeah, I don't know. Probably something to do with the first name G. Yeah. It's a musical artist. I think Munyon might be money. Munyon? Yes.

I don't know. That's what I'm seeing from... that's cap that might be i don't know i'm surprised that's cap it's not on there it is oh it is yeah there you go that's why i said it how did mid not make it on here oh it's over dude no one's saying mid anymore freak you mean? I swore I'm a dead associate. What happens if she walks into the classroom like next week, just absolutely decked out in like a fur coat with like sunglasses on, and she's just crushing that mob wife? Skye! Skye!

Oh, wee! She ate that up. I don't know if Miss T knows how to eat anything up at this point. I have concerns about her. Bear and I talked about the mob wife aesthetic on retail therapy a couple weeks ago, but it's really taken a lot of the internet's bandwidth lately. Have you guys heard of this? No. They're saying Clean Girl is out.

Mob Wife era is in. Okay in okay you know what clean girl is no clean girl was an aesthetic established probably late covid that was uh just all about having like good skin dewy skin um you know dressing minimalistically but stylishly uh pulling your hair back not having like just having a nice like clean aesthetic about you okay but now the squad's just pivoting we're going full mob wife to go full mob wife dylan you might be asking like what do we do here but that's what i'm talking about fur coats you've seen the sopranos or have you not uh i i've seen some of the sopranos yeah i've seen enough mob movies to know what this aesthetic is referring to though who's your favorite mob wife marie who i feel like is every mob wife's name in every mob movie well this encourages animal prints jewelry, big fur coats, and trend pieces.

Like, I don't even know what that even means at this point. Do you freak? If Shadi pulls up looking mob wifey and gets out of her white Escalade at the valet, are you freaking? Mob wife aesthetic is not an approachable one for me. Why? It's like, man means she's standing on business i just don't know if i have what it takes are you not are you not participating in tony soprano winter like dave and i are you know that that one kind of missed missed my uh desk i

wasn't aware of it it's not for everybody you're not approaching every situation thinking what would tony soprano do right now because that's's what Dave and I have been doing. Are you guys doing that? Yeah. Can I have an example of something you've done? I bought an SUV. Wow, you did? He did. For example, like if you're in a situation where you could eat prosciutto with your gumar. Like, yeah.

You eat it up. Okay. Yeah. You ever been in that scenario? No. I eat your prosciutto. No, I haven't. Duo ate it up right here like that.

Damn, she did eat that up. Duo eats everything up, dog. Gosh, she was eating that day. What was the name of Chris's girl? Adriana? Didn't she have like crones or something? Yes, she did. She did have crones.

It's too bad. Imagine being like the hot girlfriend of one of the guys in The Sopranos, and then you're reading the script for the new season, and you're like, oh, I... You got Crones. I have Crones, though? Why do you give me Crones? That seems unnecessary.

I love her tea. It's a tough, tough time for her. Did they get married? Sorry, I'm asking spoilers. Never gonna. I'll leave it there. Do I need to find me a baddie that dresses like a mob wife? The more I think about it, the more I'm worried that I don't think you'd be able to hang.

I don't, yeah. It's tough in Central Texas. The climate, we need more cold. You can't wear a full lion print jumper. Exactly. How do you feel about fur coats these days? Or tiger, I should say. Are you guys pro fur coat or anti?

I like a faux fur. You know. What, man? Don't look at me like that me too twin i prefer a flofer unfortunately i think tony soprano would probably entertain some flofers on vacation shout out to t-man dude they float that's the thing about them they're loafers that float yeah you can't lose them in the in the river dude and that's a major issue that i always have where i'm like fuck i lost another fucking loafer in the water. If I had to die for every loafer that's sitting at the bottom of a lake right now, I'd be a rich man. I always say the best companies solve the problems that you encounter most.

And Floafer's really tackled that. It's so ridiculous. I've never lost a shoe in the water before. I have never lost a loafer in the lake before. Like a phone case that floats? Maybe I'll get behind that. That's practical. But like how common is losing a loafer that like, hold on,

we need to build an entire line of shoes after this. I did drop an iPhone in Lake Austin once. Sally dropped her iPhone in the water outside on the Amalf amalfi coast i had one of those columbia shirts on and i had my phone in my chest pocket and i leaned over it just slid right out i just fell in with my phone in my pocket once and this was before they were uh able to survive after that yeah it's too broke to go get a new phone so i just went no phone for a month until i could afford a new one damn dog you're down bad it was down bad but it was the best month of my life it appears flofers are uh very much on sale okay very much on sale like two for one style a half off okay that's two

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Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will. Got the little guy for the next like six days in a row which i'm really excited about vibes at an all-time high he is however having a sleepover with a buddy on friday therefore my friday is open man i know we have there was a wide load coming to town wide load will be here um i'll be looking to link with Wide Load. That's our friend John Duda. Wow. He'll be in town. Why do you call him Wide Load?

Because he once told a waitress that, no, not a waitress, our friend. A connect. A good friend. Within the first two minutes of meeting this young lady. Two minutes is generous. I think it was within the first 15 seconds. He introduced himself as Wide Load. Didn't even preface us like, hey, I'm going to do this bit. And he just immediately jumped

in and said hey nice to meet you i'm wide load yeah uh for context this is the same dinner that dylan got uh champagne hangry and said champagne in an angry voice waiting for dude and will we had dinner at 11 30 p.m it's a very late dinner yep yeah this was the dinner where i locked myself out of my apartment and then got yelled at by d Dylan for being late as if my life was great at that moment. He was very hungry. I was so hungry. I was like, just tell him I'm not coming and I'll come sit down at the table after. Like, they're not going to put us at a three-person table.

Those don't exist. I'll be looking to link with Wide Load and you fellas if you're down on Friday. Saturday, it's going to be a little iffy because I got the little guy. So we'll see. I might be able to move some things around, but hopefully Friday's the night. Kelly's Irish Pub is family friendly. We can just bring him there and just get sloshed. I bet he'll be good at the game.

We'll give him a Nintendo Switch or something. Yeah. That's really all I have. I'm going to just make some plans with the little guy. Hopefully the weather – I don't know what the weather's doing. Hopefully it clears up by then. I'm looking now. I just Googled it.

We got Friday, high of 63, low of 46. Saturday, high of 58, low of 41. Partly cloudy, mostly sunny. No precipitation. No precipitation. But once that sun goes down and we're grooving on Friday night, like Kelly's could be in play. It could be the move. You could throw on your Fofur.

Could be the move. Yeah. CBTM, dude. And my Flofers. You could throw them both on. Yeah. Flofers are good for pants beers because you can just wash them right off. You just spray them down with the move. Yeah. CBTM, dude. And my Flofers. You could throw them both on. Yeah. Flofers are good for pants beers because you can just wash them right off. You just spray them down with the hose.

And if you do too many in it, it's like the beer starts to – they'll float on them. Yeah. If you do so many pants beers that you're drowning in the beer, at least your Flofers will make it. You know that you'll find your shoes at the end of the night. What if you pulled up with Flofers with socks on? Damn. That's a move. I don't know.

It's giving. Some Tubies? I'm going to practice some baseball. He's got spring baseball coming up. We need to get some reps in. Is he going out to Lakeland? No. Okay.

I don't know if he made a major league roster or anything, if he was trying out. He's eight. I was hoping you were practicing baseball for yourself. Yeah, you got hyper-motivated after we talked about whether or not you could mash on a Little League World Series team. No, I just throw in BP and we play catch a little bit. That's pretty much what we do.

Is he pissing on him yet? He'll connect on a few. Okay. And send them. Okay. Yeah. Full send? His timing stinks. He he's gotta start a swing

earlier he's behind we'll fix it it's weird that little kids don't have good coordination we'll fix it i threw a baseball at fritz the other day hit him straight in the face and knocked him out for like 10 minutes damn parts got a baseball in the eye once really you got a black eye, yeah. Did you throw a steak on it? Yeah. Yeah. Was it a T-bone? Mm-hmm. Frat. Are they? I don't know if that's frat, but okay. Is that the frattiest cut?

What is the frat? Actually, let's ask Roger Dorn. Yeah, what's the frattest cut? It's a porterhouse. Ooh, I say bone-in ribeye. You don't know what you're talking about. Okay. You're a spring pledge.

Hey, agree to disagree. You're a spring pledge. You are a spring pledge, that's true. a spring pledge. Hey, agree to disagree. You're a spring pledge. You are a spring pledge. That's true. That's NFD. Agree to disagree. You're the GDI of the frat world. It doesn't matter what the cut is.

It is frat to put your thumb in it and tell the waiter that it's undercooked. Especially when it's not even your steak. It's your friend's. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to have to go back to that place when we're in Chicago. I don't remember if it was good. I was just too enamored.

I remember that the review of the steakhouse after was if it was good. I was just too enamored. I remember that the review of the steakhouse after was, that was good. Yeah. It wasn't my favorite steakhouse ever, but that was good.

But Tanner was there. That's the thing. When you get dinner in a show, who's going to complain? Yeah. It was atmosphere play. He was showing nudes

on his phone to everyone at the table. Hunter. Yeah. Hunter. Hunter. Which included everyone else in the restaurant too

who could see it, which was a lot of people. Don't spread revenge porn at the boys' night. That's my weekend dave uh big wide load um also gonna see what this barbie movie movie is about i plan on watching a little barbie i thought you already saw barbie nah my wife saw it um gotta see what this hullabaloo's out about with the uh the oscars and whatnot other than that man i'm gonna be hanging around so whatever whatever duda wants to do i'm gonna do it you said you agreed with the academy um i haven't seen the movie i did think it was cool that um in lieu of margot robbie they um uh nominated another female i thought that was big of them to

do i thought they they expanded the best picture from five nominees to ten nominees it's too many why not just do that for like every category why even just have five nominees they should just say like okay these are like the like this year we have seven it's like it'd be funny if one year they just had two people. It's like y'all sucked except for Margot Robbie and Jennifer Lawrence. Sorry. I'm good with that. I'm going to ride for only the movies I've seen, which I've seen Oppenheimer and Killers of the Flower Moon, and I'll see Barbie this weekend.

I have seen – I still need to see that. I've seen zero movies nominated for major awards at the Oscars. I have been so bad about watching movies this year. I thought you saw Oppenheimer. I've not seen Oppenheimer. You didn't have three hours just to go see a movie? Here's the thing.

If I bought a ticket to Oppenheimer and I went and saw it, there's a 100% chance that I would have fallen asleep in the theater. Not because of the movie itself. It's just that's how I'm built right now. I haven't made it through a movie in over a year. Cut from a different a different cloth man they don't make them like me anymore shut up what they make them like you i'm getting night nights okay i'm getting night nights i'll say it man strong strong episode it's good well we gotta hear it

you're gonna cuck my weekend you just cut off why would you cuck my weekend no one cares man wow wide loads in town so we're gonna have to link and build um i had a group dinner on saturday night that has recently been canceled which means that my night has just gotten wide open here's thing. We don't have just one this weekend. We have two Grateful Dead tribute bands playing in Austin. One on Friday, one on Saturday. And I think we should just go

full tour and just not return home. And I think we should just all go to these shows. Hey, can Friday be the night? I could. Do you want to go see Forgotten Space at Antone's? Can Friday be the night? We go see Deadeye at 310 at acl moody theater who's better uh i think deadeye has more acclaim it's got the bass player from uh touch a tray who looks like david blaine he's got a bass player looks like david blaine like it's over

yeah i'm going there can you imagine he starts levitating mid-show in flow for so sick what if his flow for just levitate yeah why don't they make why don't they that's what flow for should do they should make levitating ones instead of floating ones i don't know if the the science or the technology is there yet unless you're magic it's it's been an r&d for a while they're working on it they haven't really broken through yet. No, but they're close. Okay. Little propellers in the heel.

There you go. Can you imagine going to get a bucket of beers? Just floating. Have y'all seen this trend of people putting their fingers in their drinks and putting it on the TL? What is that? Why are people doing that? I don't understand. Why is that?

But people do it with everything now. What's the humor? I don't know. They're checking in. I kind of want to do it, if I'm being honest. Should we check in like that? It just seems relevant. Like it's a younger generation doing this. I just don't want my finger in my drink. Why? They're typically dirty. Put some stank on that drink, dog. I'll put some stank on it. Randy knows. What if you walk up and your boy's got five

fingers in the beers in the beer bucket? I my my beer without my friend's fingers in them but i'll probably still drink it so what you're saying is that you're not for the boys i'm for the boys then let him let us finger your beer okay would you rather the waiter uh i don't know why i said it like that why the waiter would you rather the waiter bring your beer with the waiter's finger in it or your uh refried beans with their thumb in it what would you do if you had you and your four buddies you're sitting at a picnic table and you order five you each order a bottle of beer you each get a pacifico and the waiter comes by and he picks it up like this and walks it through the table with all of them in his hand i i don't know man like okay that's that's certainly a way

to bring a beer to us i I would love to see this. It's like they bring you an ice cream cone and they're holding the ice cream. Really stupid. Just let them finger the beers. Yeah. I'm fingering beers with wide load this weekend. It'd be like a bouquet of beers. You can make the little clankety clank. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah. That'd be Edward's 60 hands. I just did the math. How long did it take you to do that math? I put it in the calculator. 12 times five. What, you really? You don't know 12 times five? You didn't even calculate that? Yeah, you just it in the calculator. 12 times 5. What, you really? You don't know 12 times 5?

You didn't even calculate that? Yeah, you just split 12 in half and add a zero. What are you doing? You're taking way too much longer. It always blows my mind when those Twitter threads blow up about how people do math equations. It's like, how do you do this equation? Then people will explain it.

Have you seen this? Uh-uh. Yeah, like add two numbers. Like, all right, I moved a 10 over. And then people will talk through how they do it. And it's just so weird seeing how other people's brains work doing math because like the way that i do stuff like i couldn't teach it to somebody i'm pretty good at mental math though you're fine that math is mental all right guys oh that math is mental

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