Circling Back - Brazilian Cocaine Sharks & Podcast Bros (ft. Dan Regester)

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

Dan Regester (also known as Jack Hammer) joins us in Dillon's place this Wednesday. We talk Brazilian sharks testing positive for cocaine, the most bro-y of podcast bros, meme tattoos, Randy is heading to JAPAN, This Weekend in Fun, and a lotttttt more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:30) Dan Questions (30:55) Brazilian Cocaine Sharks (40:00) These Podcast Bros May Rule (52:10) Meme Tattoos on the Rise (56:20) Randy Won’t STFU About Japan (1:06:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) BetterHelp: www.betterhelp.com/circling (10% off first month) Bourbon & Beyond: www.bourbonandbeyond.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast, wash media HQ, Austin, Texas. My name is Will DeFries to my left David otherwise known as that boy rough I Don't know if it was a good move or not to raw dog that bing bong But I did and I'm here now and I'm worried I might have to leave you and Dan and Randy Well, like the next 40 minutes, but I think I'm gonna make it. Dave, you rolled in today with a tall boy, Tervis. Yeah.

Iced out. Yes. Black. Right. Black. I'd looked at it and I thought, that's more aggressive than I can go right now. Yeah.

Raw Dog in a Bing Bong does not sound cooth. That's Dan Regester. What's up, boys? I want to set the record straight. First off, the person that would send the Woodland Critter blood orgy GIF during the birthday emails was my partner in crime, Rob Fox. I didn't want to out him.

I didn't want to be the one to out him. I don't think he cared. You would get him a promotion or even a pay raise at our job right now if they found out. I'm glad that you're here to reveal it because I didn't want to be the one to out him. I don't think he cared. You would get him a promotion or even a pay raise at our job right now, if they found out. I'm glad that you're here to reveal it because I didn't want to be the person that outed the spiciest GIF that usually existed in those email threads, but I'm glad that you did.

It was kind of a glue GIF. If you know what I mean? Like if you got that, if it wasn't- You knew it was everyone needed to come- He did it every time to the point that is it's expected if he did not respond with that, he didn't give a shit about where I was gone. I'm not kidding when I say that it set the tone for me at Grand Ex, when I got that day one and I was like, all right, this is how we operate now.

This is what we're doing. Yeah. I never responded, actually. I respect that. I very, very, very, very rarely responded. Nobody actually responded to my own birthday. Been there. Which I love. Been there. Don't need it. Is it still raw dogging bing bong if you have ice in it? Yeah. Isn't it cold? You're just kind of, I mean, you're weakening it a little bit. Yeah, I don't know. I'm actually, that's a question I'll ponder for the rest of the show. You're in Texas, dude. You have to have ice, especially in a turvus. It doesn't keep it freezing cold.

You're right about that. Are you fully optimized? What are you putting in there MCT oil? This is just no, this is raw raw dog Yeah, this I'm I should be I wish I was because it's the Wednesday after a really big weekend Tuesday is the day where it really starts hurting Wednesday's just kind of like a get back, you know, on your feet day. It's been a little bit off for me because I did sneak a workout in my first workout after 40. Yesterday, how'd that go? Went well. Yeah, went well made it through, you know, no pops that I know of. A lot of kettlebell

work. No, no. Well, actually a little bit. There's a little bit Yeah, steel mace, just a lot of midlife crisis utensils. Just working on mobility. Yeah longevity It's real fun. Well, I I'm not looking forward to it. I saw yesterday I got some blood work done yesterday for my testosterone Yeah, and I looked down at the sheet and it said will to free William to freeze 37 years old and I thought to myself I've just I think I've said it I've been viewing myself as 38 lately and seeing 37 on paper felt really good.

I was like, okay, I got three more years. I'm excited for you to get like just jacked. Like a jacked will. See, I need to, I need to buy some weights. I need to, I need to turn my, I need to turn my garage into an absolute just sweat factory. From what I've seen testosterone, you don't even have to work out hard. See, that's exactly what your boy needs.

I'm thinking about pivoting though. You want to talk this out? Yes. Based on my appointment that I have on Monday, I'm thinking about pivoting from the pills and just going straight injections. Oh, you're not already? No, I'm doing the pills because what they told me

was that if you do the pills and you stop doing it, your testosterone returns to what it was before. I'm doing the pills because what they told me was that if you do the pills and you stop doing it your Testosterone returns to its to what it was before if you do the injections You're pretty much just signing up for doing for a really long time It's for life like you just go in the pits after and I was like Well, I don't know if I'm ready to commit to that But I'm two months in and I'm like, I think I want more I'm a little disappointing because I went to the doctor got my Tested right in the middle. So 650 what you told me at dinner, it sounds like you're fine. Yeah, you're fine. Yeah,

but that's kind of disappointing. You wanted to be four-ditch. Yeah, no, no, I want to be down so I can get to you. You gotta tank it, dude. You gotta go to like Hattie B's, eat a cheeseburger, full chicken, have a Coke, maybe a beer. I'm eating a drink. Yeah They ask you they ask you if you're fasting when you walk into the facility and you just have like chicken wing sauce all Over your mustache. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I fasted. Yeah, I'm fasting right here like that. Look like you Ranch dressing on the collar of your shirt sir. You smell like sizzling fajitas. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm I did not get fajitas and Matt's El Rancho. Go ahead and hit the button. You essentially you essentially got fajitas. You

gotta stay that you cut up in the smallest strips and then I got shrimp at Micah's request. You also had a diet coke and then went and worked out after. The ripple effect of of your your side shrimp order is wild because it has real estate in my head. Randy said that he might start doing it. Those grilled shrimp on the side looked pretty delectable. And who knows how many listeners are going to go to Matt's All Rancho now. Hit the button. Matt All Rancho's.

There's going to be a time when people are sick of that. Oh, I listened to the Micah episode. It was like the second time. Yeah, I might have gone a little too far on the mic episode but it's okay. When Micah's in the room, I get I get excitable but hopefully it's a game changer. Hopefully, it's a trail blaze that people adopt and that's my legacy right there. Steak and shrimp steak and shrimp. Shout out. They call it surf and

turf. It's a good order and you jam I'm a black curtain you generously picked up dinner. Well a couple of people contributed. Okay, including well, it was your birthday dinner So you shouldn't you should have to think about it, dude I I Think you pay I like there was a mail-in question recently or maybe it was something else that I saw about how somebody Organized this birthday dinner for themselves and then everyone had the person whose birthday it was pay because they organized the dinner and I was like dude this guy's got to get a new friend group like if you're organizing the birthday dinner that's whatever like you're

taking it upon yourself good for you but you gotta get friends that chip in you can't just be covering the bill yourself right like I'd be so annoyed if I went to my birthday dinner I was like thank you Will I'm like no you got this right whose birthday this thank you, Will. I'm like, no. You got this, right? Whose birthday is this? Yeah, that's tough. I don't think I've ever had that incident, but I did. I was not aware that this is a thing, but we were buying, my buddy, I was in his wedding, this is like a decade ago, out of nowhere,

it's like, hey, we're doing a groomsman's gift, which fine, they didn't do one for me, but you know, I'm a man, andman's gift, which fine, they didn't do one for me. But you know, I'm mad. And it's like a $2,800 shotgun. I was like, ah, oh, word. It's a while back. I was doing great little fundraise for it. Make no mistake about it. I will write that off on my taxes. That was a business that pre gunflation should be Yeah, this is pre gunflation. How much I think I want that.

You want a shotgun? Do you want me to buy you one for your grooms and gifts? I just want you to have a bachelor party. Okay. Did you never have a bachelor party? No, dude. The invisible enemy ruined it. Damn, dude. Yeah.

What would you do? Face diaper? Yeah, no. Well, the original plan was to do Lake Tahoe. Okay. But then I started to deviate from that a little bit when I realized that there wasn't a direct flight home for me and I would have had to connect and I didn't want to deal with that being hung over for my bachelor party.

And so then I started pivoting thinking like San Diego. I don't know. It's a great city. But yeah, I want to play golf on that bachelor party but I'd be inviting some dudes who don't play golf though. So, you know, I'd have to. Like Dylan? Like Dylan, you know.

They get caddy. Yeah, that's true. I think maybe every group just has one non golfer and that person is just the vibes director or the vibe guard is some people say. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's only one vibe guard. Is it you?

It's me. Oh yeah. Rainey does a good job of setting the tone and the scene. Sometimes. I mean, he's our dungeon master. Sometimes it's not the tone you want set, but the tone gets set by Randy. Oh, yeah. Dan's in that crew. Yeah, he's in the crew. Are we playing tomorrow? Dude, I don't know. Probably not. I heard Randy's character almost died. He doesn't have a character.

That's a different D&D. He's God. Yeah. When it comes to Dan, I'm God in their session. Oh, okay. A lot of session with my friends back home. I actually don't even like D&D. Which one do you prefer? Which role do you prefer? I prefer being a player. Okay. Player. Player. You want to know how sad I am? How? I only play D&D to hang out with my friends. I get it. I get it. You do it while you can because you'll lose those friends here in about five years. Yep. Yep. They'll do you get 35. You do it while you can because you'll lose those friends here in about five years. Yep Yep, they'll do get there. They just go away famously going going down friendship. I'm in my jesus here right now

33 That's big. You're 33 So i'm growing you got two more years of friendship And that's over and then like you'll see them at uh wedding showers or baby showers and that's great And you'll have you know, one of them will have two kids and you'll be trying to catch up and they'll do the autopilot conversation where they're like not even looking at you. They're just watching the kids and they're just like, yeah, yeah, man, how you been? So how's, so you still doing the podcast thing?

Yeah. Hold on one sec. One second. Sorry. I gotta go get this. Is that like profitable? Like what? The podcast. Is that? Oh yeah. You guys still make it. How do you make money? Oh, hold on. I gotta go. Did you see him? He's at the, he's not supposed to be on the slide like that. Um he's trying to walk up the slide. Why is he running up the slide again? God. He doesn't do it. John Michael. There's there's kids trying to go down. Yeah. I'm getting to the bounce house with his shoes on. None of the, I don't think, it's not a big deal to me but none of the

none of the other kids have shoes on so I don't want him to be the one doing it autopilot dad conversation is just It's a reality Yeah The cool thing after having two kids is that like you go from seeing your friends like all the time to like your best friends You see once every three months outside of like, you know big events Yeah, it's tight. And then how's that interaction? Tired. Yeah, everyone goes to sound like everyone everyone. No one wants to go to a second location

Everyone just wants to go to bed. Great thing you could ever do though bring a kitten into this world. Yep, Dan Thank you for bringing up how we like money here miracle right now. We're actually trying to lose money Take it just take the shit and leave washed media dot shop We're doing 50% off every single thing in the shop right now. We want to clear these shelves ladies and gentlemen. Everything must go. The faster the shelves get cleaned, the faster we get new products in your hands. Fire sale, fire sale. We made some mistakes during the sale. There's some stuff that was

maybe marked down. That's not marked down even further but guess what? We're the podcast that doesn't care. We're the company that doesn't care. Go to watchmedia.shop. 50% off everything, go do it. Washedoutsubstack.com, newsletter time, and youtube.com slash circling back. Shout out to the patrons. Dude, big shout out to the patrons.

We squatted up yesterday for a little exactly five minutes. Patrons also got first dibs yesterday on the sale, and yeah, they did get an extra 10% off because of their patrons How does that feel non-patrons can't feel good? Dumbasses, it's a perk. We'd like you to join. I I think you're fine I what will said is his opinion and email him at will at wash media Dot com if if you're offended by me calling you a dumbass Email me

Shout out to the dumb fucks listening to. I want to give a big shout out to all the dumb fucks. Yeah, I like this strategy. It's like a finned situation. Sure. Will just bullying you into being on the Patreon. Yeah, of course. That's that's fine.

I'm fine with that strong army. Dave and I are good cop, bad copping it. Oh, yeah, it's a strategy that always works at home too. Are you guys sitting on product? I thought we learned our lesson at Grandex. No, no, no, no. Yeah, that's the issue. Yeah, that's the issue.

Luckily for us, we only sat on enough product to last us about 48 hours if we do a 50% off sale. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Dan, I don't know if you heard me. Everything must go. There's a little more urgency each time I do it. Yeah, it has to go. Right. What's your favorite goose version of the company goes under?

I'll be seeing them for the first time in January maybe. No, in December, David. I thought they were doing two shows. Oh, the night before. Yeah. There's not a New Year's Day. Clear. Clear your schedule for 1230 David because that's when the boys are bopping. Okay, that's when the boys are bopping. Hey, row back. Go to rowback.com. Use washed twenty for twenty percent off everything on the site. Again, rowback.com. Wash twenty for twenty percent off

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I'm gonna bump Randy down on this rundown, sorry Randy. You got fucking bumped. Hey Randy, you got bumped dude. Hey Dan, can I ask you some quick questions? Just you know, get in here. Usually when I'm not in the studios when you're here. So I just need to get these questions out of the way. I meant to ask, have we ever done a show, the three of us?

Not in a while. Yeah, usually I'm gone when Dan comes in. It's sad. I know. I'm glad I get to do a show with Will and Dave. All right, Dan. In honor of Grand Ex week, I'm gonna ask you one single Grand Ex question. Okay. Do you have any all-time favorite headlines and or one-liners that just go to the top of your head? I don't remember that. Like one-liners per se. Did you ever approve one-liners or did you just let other people approve one-liners, dude? I was editing people's stuff too much. I'm writing my own things trying to meet quota

dude, which I I respected that you didn't care about quota now because I was the opposite just like the ultimate rule follower And I was I was like no not only when I meet quota I'm gonna go over quota daily or not Dave Dylan sat me down and was like hey man You really gotta pick it up. I'm gonna go over quota. Dave, like, or not Dave, Dylan sat me down and was like, hey, man, you really got to pick it up. I'm like, no. Dan was always trying to find the next big female golfer. We don't have to bring that up.

I know. No, that was I literally did one and then Harrison did the rest. Harrison page views is a real thing. Yeah. Harry page views, Harry page views. That's actually a good that's a good burner name. Harry PV. Yeah. Harry page views. Harry page views. That's actually a good, that's a good burner name. Harry PV. Yeah. Or Harry POV, Randy. No, Harrison would just do kind of the galleries and just laugh everybody in page. Yeah. I love shit, dude.

It's bumpy. But I was all about just like, I'm going to write a column today. That's all I'm doing. Give me a headline. Favorite headline. My favorite headline I ever wrote. It's probably the one about alligators. I gotta pull it up. Okay. This is why we prepped you. You prepped me for nothing. I told you before the show. He told me he didn't want to. He said he was raw dogging. He wanted a raw dogging. He had to pull up the no phone case, huh? No phone case. I don't like how you're living right now, man. Yeah. No phone case with a glass bag.

That's Ruth murdered out. Drop a dumbbell on that. I know, dude. I'm glad you didn't get your tea checked after Dan was here. What if a bear spikes a football through that thing? Good call, man. Dude, that's niche. Had you got your tea checked after Dan, it might have been a different story.

Yeah. Might have gone down different. Alligators way of life is, you know, is inherently incompatible with Western society. Is this a column that you wrote or was this a news story? Is it a news story? Oh, OK. What what was the news story? Actually, it was a column. OK. Yeah. What's that? Well, I'm curious. It was, alligators were famously American kids.

Oh, okay. So I was just kind of going in on alligators. Yeah. Some of the kid got, got a Disney. At Disney, yeah. Yeah. I hate that story. There was other alligators.

Have you been on a golf course when an alligator starts like rearing its head? No. We saw some at Sawgrass and we played the most mosquito. That's just Florida stuff. Yeah, dude. That was the most mosquito filled round I've ever played my entire life. That was just brutal.

I was not prepared for the bug. Did at least the greens weren't rolling too fast. The greens were in playable. They rolled the greens out at that course like they were playing the players championship. There it was so unnecessary. We might have had a better shot at TPC. Yeah. Honestly.

It was the hardest greens I've ever played. And then Will got like weirdly a forgotten about photo of the cat walking from green to tee box. Oh. Where there's a very nice looking young lady, scantily clad, some scantily clad for a golf tournament. And we'll cut a photo of the cat, like at the perfect moment when he is, he's noticing.

Oh, he liked her. He liked her. That's a good pick. Dude, Webb Simpson just lapped the field. Was that Webb? Who won that year? He bucked. He just went off.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to talk about Webb. I blocked that out. He shot like 18 under. He's an assistant Ryder Cup captain apparently with Keegan. The only pro that I didn't get to see at the practice round of the Masters was Scheffler who ended up winning the Masters and I'm like I didn't even see the guy who won. Oh yeah we both went to the Masters this year. Dude that's what's up. I went Saturday. Oh wow you went to an actual tournament day. It must be nice. Yeah, we did. We'll really even go. Yeah. People are wondering. Cameron

doesn't count. People are wondering, dude. People are wondering. Dan, what do you have any Olympics takes? Do you have any sports that need to go? Do you have anything you want added to the Olympics? Glad wrestling's back. Okay. Shouts to our boy, Giorgio. I do think that we should have a better handball team. Why did they ever take wrestling away? Isn't that like the ultimate Olympic sport? Isn't that how it all began? It just like was gone for a year. That's so stupid. But I think we should have a better handball team. Is AJ Ferrari out? They can't let him on the team.

That guy. Yeah, you can't have him in his college. Like all of our retired quarterbacks, basketball players, they should play handball. You're telling me we can't put a handball team out there that's just dominant? Yeah, LeBron's already over there. Can he just go play handball? Yeah, just play both sports. I feel like handball is a game that's dominated by men

who are, I can't speak to the ladies, but men who are like 50 and up. I feel like it's an old man, like retired, almost retired sport. So I went over to France on a school trip, like in the summer when I was, I don't know, 13, 14. Dude, France can't stop taking out. No, dude. And we went to take yet another one.

We went to a sports academy and we played soccer against a bunch of French kids who kicked our ass. And then we played handball. And that was a fucking different story because we had never played handball in our lives But it was so easy. It's like indoor soccer with a with playing with your hands, right? They couldn't do anything is handball more power or speed. I think it's I think it's sheer power I know like I feel like racquetball is a placement like a finesse game. I could be wrong about this, but

Handball I thought it was more of a power game, but I don't know. I think if you're just big, they're not really gonna stop you. Okay. You just throw it down to the block when you're passing. Yeah. And you just kind of like do a little post move, throw it in. You get it down there to Danny, testosterone Danny.

It's a problem. It would be hilarious just to see like Tyreek Hill. Kevin Durant. Come on. Who, okay, football's in the Olympics this year, right? Is it? I think it is. I'll be real, I don't pay attention to the Olympics at all.

Like if football's in the Olympics, we're not having like our good players go play, right? It's gotta be a college thing. Maybe like a semi-pro league. Yeah. Yeah. Can man Zell play? Can he quarterback us? What was the deal with, oh God. it's going to be a college I don't like the coverage of Gillis. I know I like everybody. Did you see the tweet that was going viral last night about Gillis? It's him and a hot girlfriend. Yeah.

Somebody pointed out it's every SEC couple and that's a really, really funny tweet. It's a good tweet. It's a good tweet. But the girl who he's dating or maybe not even dating, the girl that he took the photo with. Yeah. He just took a pic.

Was working for TFM after everything had happened. And it changed, the IP had changed hands a number of times. The company had been sold, whatever, everything done. She was employed by the new version of TFM at one point. Okay. I believe she has a big- Grand ex-week rolls on, dude. Tic-tac, tic-tac. That's not a civil man. Tic-tac.

Yeah, she's got a pretty good tic-tac presence. Are you on that tic-tac? Dude, at a certain point, I just gave up on social media. Good. I'm like, I'm not doing I'm not doing new things You do the gram though. Not really anymore. I share clips for the software history podcast, but that's it Wow, Dan's different Dan Mike has accused you of having a liver King beard Do you have any thoughts or do you want to say anything to Micah? It's really just laziness. Okay. It doesn't take long for me to grow a beard

I customize my character all the time. Sometimes I go mustache. Sometimes I go flavor saver It's true. I just I can shave this and I'll be back in a month probably Yeah, yeah It takes me three weeks to go from clean shaven to looking in the mirror mean like oh, that's a beard You have a certified big beard now. I've also put on I don't know 20 pounds since I started growing this So I'm a little scared afraid. Yeah, I do right now. Is it a whole quick up. I don't know if it's bulk week I'm I'm like walking around at 220 I didn't necessarily want to be this big but I don't think I was that bad Dan

You're your posts on social when you did post on social would say otherwise you were all you were like doing a journey to bulk He talked about it. Well, to be fair, I was 190 pounds when I came back from Portugal over the holidays. It's just because they don't have preservatives in their face. It's true. I ate and drank the whole time. Not enough gains. And I lost weight. So I got down to 190, came back and then I've put on 30 pounds since then. So what puny mode. You did go. It's really just creatine. I just take creatine. So it's all water weight. Okay,

even a beard care tips you'd like to share with the listeners, the backers, take neutral full. Okay, yeah. Okay. Like that's the only way I started growing this beard was I did some preventative haircare stuff. I just take the pills, take the mail for pills a day. How's the up top doing? Up top is doing good. We're just growing it out right now. So it's a little bit of a mess. I see you put some sun in again as it is your custom in the summer. The bleach? Yeah, I bleached my hair back in, what was it, September, October and just never cut my

hair. Interesting. The guy that you're filling in for, he's got a bleach thing that he's supposed to do. He just no shows the appointment every time. How do we feel about joe burrows bleach job? Um I don't hate it as someone who once had the uh, the slim shady in like 10th grade dude I'm okay with it. He looks good with it. I did that in november So the same shady I shaved my head and did the kind of did it first. Yeah sally I think sally's hall passes jo Joe Burrow. Should I do it? Really?

Should I just, I thought about, so can I workshop something? I've thought about for, what, Randy? Going from mullet to shaved bleach head would be just a wild move. No, I'm thinking of getting like a crew cut and going mustache when we go to Italy for my brother-in-law's wedding. What's wrong with the Aussie cut you got right now?

I don't know, nothing. It's kind of what I have. It's a little long. It's a little long. I kind of like the mini mullet more than I like the actual mullet. So I don't think it's getting cut anytime soon. I feel like crew cut is not something you should do.

Okay. Not saying you don't have the scalp for it, the head, you've got the coverage. I don't think I do have the scalp for it though. I just- The head. My head's not, I don't have a very well-shaped head. You don't't I'm thinking about getting a helmet like my son did I do adjust the school. Yeah Yeah, I just feel like if you're blessed with that hairline and that thickness like you should embrace it

You're down with the thickness. I am don't don't laugh in the face of God Yeah There's a couple episodes that I've watched back of circling back where like the mullet just looks out of control And so I've really been trying to hone it in every day before work sometimes you want to shave your head the stunt on the bald men you have to yeah it's it's really just needling me really put them in their place yeah yeah you're saying like their place like I'm not sitting right here and you're looking at me just staring straight at you all we did this conversation it's not bald hair yeah I mean some say I shouldn't but some say you should just mean, some say I shouldn't. But some say you should just part ways. Some say I should have and pellet says you should come home. Good. Yeah, just give it up, dude. Just just come home. Dan, my final question for you before moving on is, is Joe Biden dead? Now that would entail that they're running out some CIA like face mask stuff.

Which was that like operation, was it Mantra or whatever the fuck? I don't know. Are you talking about Mission Impossible? So that's the technology exists. The CIA has been using it for like 50 to 60 years where you can use just like Hollywood face masks. Face off. Yeah mask face off. Yeah face off. I would do that. It's almost like hey, well we need you to like our president He's shaped like you we need you to put a mask on I'm absolutely saying yes to the CIA in that situation Which president though like cuz you might get a little JD Vance. Okay, I don't believe Biden's dead Jimmy Carter ain't dead We had a false flag on Jimmy Carter being what happened there. He's in hospice reported They need my man's living to a hundred

All right, Jimmy Carter should run for president is would he be the first? hit a century He would be the first president. He's the oldest president right now to ever live. Okay. No one's ever hit a hundred That's like and you know what? No, he's he was a one-termer. So that checks out You're not do you know do two terms and live to a hundred the stress level There's too much they kind of fucked him on the hostage situation. It was a soft coup. They were waiting for Reagan to get a dub.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm Ronald Reagan. I don't know. Now keep going. Reagan Bush 84, dude. This is as far as it goes. Remember when Reagan was essentially Biden, a dead man? Those last couple of years, that was pre-Twitter. No late 80s Twitter, sadly. So imagine couple years that was pre Twitter no late 80s Twitter

sadly. So you imagine I ran Contra with Twitter. Also Woodrow Wilson his wife famously ran the country. Really? Yeah. He stroked out the end. Okay. He did. They have a goon cave in the White House? Yeah what are we talking about here? Wait stroked out like for slow play? Both. Oh, okay. Can I say something? I don't want to get too political, but I was incredibly surprised by how much of a generational driver Donald Trump is of the golf ball. Yeah. That was an impressive video.

He's got salty old man game. Yeah. My non-golf friends who were talking, like actually went and watched the video, they're like, they were kind of ripping his swing. And I'm like, don't even look at the loop. Don't, none of that matters. Look at the contact he makes. He compresses the ball really well for a man of his age.

Bad putter. No, but his- Terrible jab. The way that he brings it back is fine, but like the follow through is outrageous. It's like he's spinning it up there. He's putting English on the ball to get it toward the hole. But down the fairway like two thirds.

It's like a noted Grand Ex writer, Cal Banduho. It said what I was thinking. Everyone's roasting his putting stroke, but he put all those in tap in range. That's what I need. He's right. We were supposed to have Banduho on the podcast for software history last Sunday and he got bumped. Because of a drop out. Yeah.

Come on. I had to produce a live show for the people that employ me So that's fair. How dare you check out his book? The duo. Yeah Maybe movies with balls. Sorry. We've got some advanced copies in the office not to brag I also have one on order on Amazon cuz I'm a real one We just come out before I'm gonna ask him to get an autograph Trump Tell me we can at Biden's do you think you could ever? Biden's it's good Trump you could ever shoot 22 under with a prop? We can have Biden's, that's good.

Trump looks like an old Mario golf character and like how his, everything about it. Like it's like a cartoon. Yeah, the commentary on his park job, like two inches away from the T-box was great. But if you're Donald Trump, that's where you park, you know? You own the course. Yeah, like if I was Donald Trump and I own that course, I'm probably doing the same thing. I

Gotta give props to Bryson He's he's doing great with with the YouTube stuff he's doing better but he kind of reverted back at the open I will say Craziest part about it all is now the less become conspiracy conspiracy theorists. Yeah. They're starting to talk about Trump's ear like, look, it's fine. It's like, you know, they filmed this in like early July, right? This was weeks ago. It takes, it takes a while to edit stuff. Oh yeah. That's a great point.

Production, you know, including the ball tracer. Yeah. That doesn't just, that's not live. Blue and non's good. I don't know who is that. Do I credit Randy? I credit Twitter. I just saw on Twitter. I was like that.

That's hilarious. Blue and non. I'm starting to check out though. No, no, no. Everything's conspiracy. We had a good time with you today. Yeah. Not with you guys.

None of us. None of us have power. Just in general with life. None of us have power. Yeah. I'm very black. We're all in charge of ourselves here. Just, just ourselves here just just

You ever get that need just text text me or Micah or me and Micah and I'll probably respond Micah typically doesn't No still voting. He never comes out will puts off a not registered to vote. I'm trying to just get I'm trying to I'm trying to get voter turnout lower. I've never voted in my life. Is that true? Yeah, is it cuz the felony it is the felony I just legally can't yeah. Yeah, we'll change that I've never voted in my life. Is that true? Is it because of the felony? It is the felony. I just legally can't. Yeah. We'll change that. Oh.

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Y'all ready I knew we were doing this is that what is happening with our oceans right now What's going on? The sharks are doing coke fourth of July. We had four shark attacks one in South Padre Same shark same shark same shark just he all coked out the record on earth on earth is that true we had a run of those so they said we had a run of those I think I think there were numerous also my birthday I was reading a dead and co review from the New Yorker and the guy was talking about how miserably hot it was in Las Vegas and then he talked to Jeff about how miserable he was at the concert I mean you're at Vegas and also you're in the sphere it was cold as hell he didn't take he didn't take too many edibles and leave though what is the temp in this fear line cold it's cold cold dude okay. If you're going you gotta bring a sweatshirt into a dead and company show at the do you wear shorts? To this fear. I regretted it. Okay. I wore pants. I wore shorts night one and then any other time I've worn pants

I was also so high that everything was amplified So the coldness included dude when they start the haptics and stuff you start getting real cold. Mm-hmm Some of y'all are using haptics. Did they hit you with the fractals? Was it just me or did the drums in space portion of the show end up being your favorite? No, it's really fun It's great It's so much better in the sphere than it is like just at a normal show because it's so like Overwhelming isn't it typically the the part where you're supposed to go to the bathroom. Oh, yeah That's when usually people mull about and go like, I'm gonna go get some beers and stuff,

but like it's can't miss in the Sphere. Because you get to sit down, you get to like feel the haptics in the seat and get your world rocked. That's the only like technological advancement we've made in our generation that I'm happy with. The Sphere? Yeah. Apparently they nixed the one in London. They're gonna do one in London. They're going to do one in London. Which is only makes fears. Now they're doing, they're thinking about doing one in Dubai. Why doesn't Alamo Drafthouse just do like a Denko night where they just, they just blast a show up there.

Like they do it once a month. Once a year, the powers that be of the Grateful Dead do a, I think they call it something like Dead in the Theater or something like that, and they play a random show in really good quality, and Deadheads go to it. They had one the day after Klein's wedding, and I bought tickets because I was like, what a way to cure a hangover.

Just go sit in a dark movie theater, watch a concert, enjoy myself. And then I was told I had to go to some like fucking bullshit like some two-year-old's birthday or something yeah like I like I did go to my son's birthday party or something you guys get what when you go to like a one or two year olds birthday party is that for you guys to just drink I mean like where they honestly it's you think that and it's for you to go drink like maybe two beers two beers to two beers, two beers.

What's wrong if you get blacked out and just fall through the table full of snacks? You rip the bounce house, you unplug it. Yeah, the bounce house deflates around you. No, the kids are so distracting, you can do whatever you want. They're not making memories yet. No.

Yeah, I think it's more about like getting your kid to waste energy. Yeah. Tired of them out. That's number one. That's number one. It's the first thing on the agenda. You know, the battery, they're little batteries, right?

Yeah. So you gotta, if you're gonna have them in bed by eight or probably 8.30, maybe later than that, well, then you gotta give them a little run around. Let them go do some stuff. Dude, what about 10.30? Oh, no. Can I read a little run around. Let him go do some stuff. What about 1030? Oh no. Can I read a little excerpt from our friends over at Complex?

Yes. Sharks swimming in the waters of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, which has people concerned about wildlife in the area. Research groups from the Oswaldo Cruz Foundation. Oswaldo Cruz sounds like a pretty chill dude. Lee Harvey, Oswaldo. What up, Oswaldo?

You reeled that 13 sharp-nosed sharks were taken off the coast of Rio de Janeiro and cut open. Their livers and muscles contained high traces of cocaine and benzoelecoginine, the main molecule in cocaine. Female sharks had a lighter concentration of cocaine in their organs compared to their male counterparts. Probably because Saturday's for the boys? Yeah, did they say what day this was? I'm not sure. Is there a key to this? No, I think it just says last week. So yeah, I don't know if they did it on a Saturday. Are they doing a cocaine bear spin-off? Maybe this is for marketing. So that was the opening line of this column actually. It says this cocaine bear

about to get an aquatic spin-off. Well, so Dan, you famously wrote a column about just becoming a jet ski rental guy. Yeah, that's like my dream job. I was trying to think outside of Waterworld, are there any good jet ski movies that are under the radar? Why is there not a wave race movie? I would watch wave race like from N64 in movie form

with a bunch of eighties dudes that are just being cheesy as hell on jet skis. That would be sick. Honestly, be awesome. Think about Keanu Reeves jet ski movie I don't think like out cold but with jet skis yeah who says no I just googled best jet ski movies and shark bait and hot water came up I've never heard of now where does Gil Fanakis stick his dick into yeah it's fair because there's no hot tub

Who's his good-looking counterpart gonna have sex with on a jet ski? Can you get Glenn Powell for is he too big for a jet ski? Movie now he's so you can you get Glenn Powell gettable right now because he's in his he's in his like fun era before he goes Into his serious. Yeah, like Exactly, he's in like McConaughey had his rom-com era and that era and that's where he's living right now. Have we talked to Barrett about him yet? Because they were fraternity brothers. Yeah, I don't think they were close though. Okay. I feel like we would know about it by now.

Although I could see Barrett like actually knowing Glenn Powell and just never saying it. But what if Barrett haze the shit out of Glenn Powell? That'd be great. But Glenn also, he didn't, I don't think he went all four years. I think he dropped out and moved to LA. That's most actors. Yeah, like Brad Pitt. Yeah, you dropped out. He knows Sally Hmm not on a text basis, but it does concern me a little bit. Yeah, Dan Glen uh, yeah

You see that NCAA clip the other day of the girl who knew all the guys from the team and the guy that was streaming Was just like, uh How do you how do you know all these players? Yeah. Glenn is not chasing Noms yet. So you could probably get him for a, for a jet ski fund. You got about 16 months. Yeah. Give or take, give or take. Yeah. Twisters. I haven't watched it yet. Like Austin Butler could be such a good 80s like slick back hair jet ski villain. Oh, that's a good call He might be a little too wiry. He's too tall and lanky for his good on a jet ski is miles too big for a Jet ski, I mean if they did Top Gun jet ski version like that's a watchable movie

Miles Taylor is not that big of an actor and yes yet. He's a feel right now You should love miles. Are you doing? I do like miles Taylor, but I don't think he's like a superstar. He's a huge player. You should love Miles Taylor. What are you doing? I do like Miles Taylor, but I don't think he's like a superstar. He's not. Oh, he's a superstar right now. He's a 40 under 40. He needs to stop. No offense, Dave. I know you watched it, but like he's got to stop doing Paramount Plus series. That was a critically acclaimed series. I know, but no one's watching Paramount Plus series.

That's fair. It was really good. What's his biggest role? Like bleed for this? No, Top Gun. Yeah. He's kind of a side character. Glenn auditioned for Miles Rolland. Yeah, Tom Cruise was still the lead, even though technically Miles Teller was like,

touted as that before the movie came out. Tom was too big of a shadow in that movie. Dude, I've been just turning that movie on lately, like all the time. It's it's awesome To save the movie theaters in America It did it did remember all the clips that came out of Tom Cruise just yelling at the actors because they weren't following COVID protocols I've seen Top Gun 2 twice. I've never seen the original Top Gun through all the way through. I haven't either It's always it's always a situational like oh, it's on right now. I'll turn it on

I mean, I've seen every second of it, but I've never seen it consecutively. I only watched the beach volleyball scene, really. Yeah. I just turned that on occasionally. Brett had a good take that they botched the music selection for the beach scene in Top Gun 2. Yeah. What did they go with?

I can't remember. It was just too poppy. Like they needed to go classic 80s, like they did with everything else in the movie. Yeah. I mean, the whole movie is basically just like a, it's all just like a hat tip to the original. It's a nostalgia play. It is. And it's, it's fine. It's a good vibes movie. Nostalgia is big for us.

They're trying to distract us with nostalgia. It's a good vibes movie if you are, I don't know, Lockheed Martin or Raytheon. Most of my fraternity brothers work for those companies. There you go. Yeah. It's good vibes for them. around them vibes are immaculate. It's frapped. Hey Randy. Can we play the clip of the whales? Hand up. I have not seen this clip yet as I did not click on the tweet yesterday And when it was putting the rundown, I thought I'd just get a raw reaction. Mmm

These are some whales. This is on the coast of Portsmouth portion of New Hampshire Yep, nice area Get I mean out there boy. Yeah, what are you doing? You gotta go dude, dude? Yeah, you gotta fire that boat up, dude So this is this is being spun is like oh dude the whales are this well is pissed off and it attacked this boat I think what we have here is just a classic breach and feed. Yeah, I don't know are they freaking Been bucking for the last couple years. They have Are they freaking? Are they freaking? They've kind of been bucking for the last couple of years.

They have to. They've been taking their boats left and right. I get it. They're kind of gang members. I get it. Are they on their gang shit right now? Initiation. Yeah, they have to take out a yacht.

They're pod bros too. That's a fun initiation. If you're a whale, it's like, You have to eat this yacht. You gotta eat the rich. What do you, like, what's your dream yacht to take out? Is it like, Bezos' yachts? You're not gonna be able to take out Bezos or Zuckerberg.

But maybe like a Conor speedboat yacht. Yeah. You can take him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a cocky little cigarette boat. It's going all fast. Like, oh yeah, check this out. Here's a big one, a fucking whale.

This is a Boreen whale, baleen whale. Everybody knows that. Baleen whale whales known as a whale bone. Well, I Do I like the only thing I remember learning about? When I was in elementary school and talking about science stuff was just like evolution not evolution Adaptation like I feel like they just honed in on adaptation and just went off on it and like yeah These whales are adapting dude. They're like like, get these boats out of my environment. I got these shallow warm waters over here I wanna vibe in. They're fighting back.

They were crowding the whale, I will say. It was clearly trying to feed. There's like five boats out there. So we did a little space. A couple weeks ago, there are not that many whales left. There used to be a lot more whales, but the Soviets for whatever reason, a lot of people kind of claim the Japanese took out a lot of the whales.

The Soviets did numbers on just crushing whales. Was it a blubber play? It was a nothing play. They would just kill the whales and take nothing. That's so wasteful. There's a lot of good stuff that comes from the way. Right. But they just for whatever reason, like it came from the top and then it kind

Of got muddled going back in the chain of command and they just started murking whales because they had to hit quota They did follow quota rules. They did. Yeah, I don't know man. That's uh, I feel like we need more whales Apparently you could just jump into the water and land on a whale back in the day. That's pretty sick. Yeah. It was like, like kind of a, a fancy house. Do you like surf them to like the beach over? Yeah. Like Aquaman. Yeah.

Or deep Moana. The rock Moana. I am caught up with House of the Dragon. I'll start the boys soon. Do you know deep was a DVDs fraternity brother? Chase Crawford. Yeah. I feel like I did know that.

Yeah. There's a weird kind of Grand Ex six degrees of separation. Yeah. A lot of major people. Chase Crawford's career is interesting. Oh, not as fraternity. He's like really good friend actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They were just boys I think. Was he at the funeral? I can't remember. I don't think so. Chase Crawford? Yeah. I don't think I've seen him. But it was very, very well attended.

He, yeah, he's got, I was confused one time because I saw a photo of them together and I was like, that looks like Chase Crawford. And then I clicked on it. This was like so long ago and I clicked on it and it was like his, it was Chase Crawford's burner account. And I was like, that makes sense. Yeah.

This checks out. Yeah, the Chase Crawford, he famously, my wife tells a story there at the loon in Dallas and Chase Crawford was there and he told He told my wife she had a pretty smile Hmm. Well, he's currently like really good friends with then you have Chase Crawford and Glenn Powell coming at your wife Yeah, he's going he's really good friends with Miles Teller Chase Crawford. Oh, they're like absolute boys I think I would be boys and their boys Sean white So it's okay for for Chase Crawffer to tell like a young lady doesn't really know like you have a pretty smile but if I tell a

girl I'd never met that she should smile more I'm the **** **** double standard dude just trying to help man. It's all about privilege dude if you if you look like Dylan and said that yeah, that's Dylan's icebreaker. He should you should smile more the way the fucking Michael was just talking about Dylan. I'm like, Hey, do you guys you want a room or glazing glazing? Just just generational, generational. Just the glaze universal glaze. Can we talk

podcast bros? Randy, do you have these videos? I have these videos. I think okay, let's let's let's determine which of these podcasts we're going to give a bid to at Wash Media. I'm raw dog in this clip. I'm missing it. All right. Which one do you want first? The beer pong or the ASU one?

I want the ASU one first because the beer pong one was a quote tweet of the ASU one saying like, hold on, hell yeah. Hold my beer. All right. You've obviously DJ'd. Do you DJ for your friend? I do. Hell yeah, dude. Tell himed. Do you DJ for your friend? I do.

Hell, yeah, I do. Tell me stories about that. Any crazy shit, dude. We we just threw last weekend. We did a joint with another fraternity. Yeah, I don't want to name drop them. But wow, bro. Oh, I mean, I mean, like. I would I would honestly be comfortable saying like seven hundred eight hundred people in that backyard. What's the house? Yeah, dude

That's ASU parties for you right there, but it is I'm telling you bro Like I've been so like I rushed to fraternity my sophomore year because I didn't do it my freshman year So I've only been in fraternity for a while. Like this is my fourth semester Yeah, and bro, like I have never like we are on the come up for Jesus Asus no, no, just just asu in general. Oh, yeah Okay, asu in general is on the come up of partying I feel like they've They've never been on the down. Yeah, like if you had to ask me like what are your classic party school? They're on the list

Someone just said like will name the biggest party squad be like Arizona State like not even thinking about it they must have had like they must have had like some blowback from like The school on the Greek system, so they had to take a couple years to lay low like they would let us throw 700 person backyard parties. I just think not a bad native like people in college party and it probably peaked in 2018 and that's never been the same yeah koda killed it what does that make you wait hold on where are you getting this from just i think he's right vibes you survive your getting track dude yeah okay you wouldn't get it there is a frat party bubble and it burst and And I think it was with the death of total frat move. Yeah. Maybe. You could make the case. Randy, can we get our next clip please? Shout out to the big 12. Yeah, big 12. I got to ride for my boy there. But I will say podcast equipment

should be more expensive. Yeah. Yeah. Kids in college should not be able to afford that nice podcast. These guys are in the network as far as I can tell. These guys are using the library's equipment. They're using the stuff from their classes. You say that. Wait till you watch this one. This one's awful. Bryce and I were playing beer pong the other weekend. I had one of the best chirps of my life.

As soon as we walked in, these kids just wanted a piece of us. Like, dude, everything everything they were pulling everything I hit him with two back-to-back jerks. I was like, hey, what's your mom's name? And he was like why and I was like this one's for her and I just hit the cup and then he was like Trying to turn me back like that's so disrespectful. My mom's dead and I was like, hey buddy off the table We're doing autographs after the game Okay Dude Bryce is a savage. I've got one bid to hand out. We've got one place left We're doing autographs after the game Okay

Dude, Bryce is a savage. I've got one bid to hand out. We've got one place left. It's going to the former Not these guys. Yeah, I think i'm going to the dj those weren't good chirps See the dj the dj is much this guy's a douche the dj is much more approachable You know, he's he's got his head in the right place because he knows he knows he rushed sophomore year. He's not the most frat He did sophomore year He's gonna be a nice he's gonna be a nice addition to the squad He's just he's already elevated to DJ like he's already the most important guy at the party these little punks, man We've seen them at Lifetime Fitness. I think they start doing trends so early that their testosterone levels are just on the ground High school kids are now.

I don't know if they've just got more access to like nutrition and like coach like, but I remember like when I was in high school, like it was weird that coaches would be like. Talk to your parents about it. Looking to creatine. The science still out there and whether it's going to have long term effects on your kidneys like the most studied. So now these kids, these kids kids are fucking stacked. It's crazy Yeah, but their testosterone is on the ground because they never do post cycle

They never really know how to do it because they're getting it through illegal sources. Yeah, they don't they're stealing their dad They're getting on their dad's peptides. They're stealing all their dad's peptide therapy They're just like their dad spent all this money to go to the ways too Well, they get like stem cells and he got put on a little peptide and they They're just like, their dad spent all this money to go to Ways Too Well to get like stem cells and he got put on a little peptide and they're just sneaking in there. They're just shooting at themselves and putting little water in so he can't tell.

Like you don't know how to interact with humans. So the fact that they have 600 people at a house party, that's nuts. Seven to 800, dude, in that backyard. Gotta tell you, that doesn't sound like a lot of fun. It's not a lot of people. No, I mean. And it's not a lot of fun either.

That doesn't sound great. It doesn't sound great. It's ASU lot of people. No, I mean, it's not a lot of fun either. That doesn't sound great It doesn't sound great Su though so they're on the come up is becoming a DJ for your fraternity like the move or is it like not the move? No You're only like you set our attention. Is that guy cleaning up too much responsibility now? He never actually goes home with anybody Because he's too busy protecting his equipment. Yeah, he's worried about someone spilling. Yeah, he might have one or two sorority girls that are just his hair. Can you play brat play, play Charlie XCX? We're not I'm not shaming people for requesting anything off brat.

Brandy, it's brat summer, dude. Lock it. I have no idea who that is. There's like he's like he's got like a tarp that he has to throw on when like the J.I. start getting crazy and flinginginging beer everywhere and he's got to cover up his equipment. I've seen that happen. I saw the cops come you don't want your fucking equipment. It's true. It's true. Yeah, asset forfeiture. Yeah, but he was a sophomore. He's been in a fraternity now for four semesters. He's probably 21 by this point. He's got a good fake. What is that pod called? No free plugs. Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't even plug the other fraternity.

Like dude, no one watching this is gonna be like, well, I mean, I should. Wow, dude. You can name drop it. I don't care about these guys. Do you think ASU students listen to their show? No. It's like all things ASU.

No. I don't think it really says. I don't think college kids listen to podcasts. What was the really really really problematic app? That was just like you could just poke any post anything in his I reach a CB used to be a okay Can someone who didn't have yet? Yak but knows the the lore of it like why why did it get so popular? It was wild was anonymous and you could just go at somebody on campus. Did you guys ever go at anybody? Oh and you could just go at somebody on campus. Did you guys ever go at anybody?

Oh, Yik Yak wasn't around when I was in school. It was a huge ACB. It got a little wild when I was there. Like it would just be like rumors and stuff. No, I don't think I ever saw anything that was like, you know, like would be career ending or anything. It was just people talking shit the whole time. Sometimes it'd be like Randy Trimbecki has, you know, herpes.

Yeah, did you ever find your name on there, Randy? I never found my name on there. I never really saw specific people's names. It was all more of like a house name or something like, like DSIG fucking squiz, some shit like that. I like calling people squids. I miss that, we should bring that back. I do think that when we had stolen

another fraternity's bounce house, that someone posted that we did it. So we got we got in trouble for that. But happens. That's so tame. You stole their bounce house. We gave it back. That's the most Randy fraternity. Did you deflate it first? They deflate it. It was the pledges that did on their own accord. They stole it from their front yard. They blew it up in our formal room. And so we just woke up in the morning with a bounce house in our form. The point is it's like when the, it's like when like the underlings try to rob

like a made man card game to get like some points and you know, some respect and it goes wrong. This is a specific storyline in the Sopranos. Shout out to Jackie Jr. Word. Yeah. I met Jerea. Oh really? Not Jr. Word, yeah, I'm at Jerea. Oh, really? Not that long ago. Yeah. She's got an only fans, I guess.

I've heard and she looked right. It shoots it or something. Yep. It is photos. That's really kind of problematic. Well, you know what? Do they want to go to college? Yeah, true. Could talk about meme tattoos, please. true. Could we talk about meme tattoos?

Please. Um, are you going to talk about my sleeve? No. Okay. Not everything's about your sleeve. We can. We get it. I'm not, I'm not here to not talk about your sleeve if you want to talk about it.

It looks cool, man. We get it. I thought you were going to call it a meme tattoo. No, no. They're just getting a tattoo. Kids are getting meme tattoos. It's popular. It says, ship posting style tattoos are the latest trend birth from a chronically a

digital upbringing that has landed gen z with a meta ironic internet persona and an absurdist self retro referential style of humor um this is every austin comic yeah yeah are you guys getting are you guys willing to get a meme tattoo i would i don't care what i put on my body at this point like i have so many i already have terrible tattoos i I have my fucking frat tat on my ankle I have a cross that I just pointed to when I was like 17. It's tight. It is on my back Do you like this people tattoo? I think I think cool Adam should get this Oh, he's ready enough for that. That's a really well done pitbull tat. What is the polo logo on the other side? What is the flag that he's carrying? Do we want to know what that is? No, I was wondering if it's problematic

Yeah appear to be call of duty across the ABS. I Don't know if I'm riding for call of duty that hard, dude I feel like if there's a if I'm going with dance map on your on your back better serve brother Is that kind of stolen valor a little bit? If I'm going helldiver, so I don't know if that's what that is. Well, nobody plays that game anymore. If I have to go a video game tat, I'm going a golden eye in 64. I'm getting something inspired from that.

I thought you were going Mario. You said you're going to get them in the raccoon suit. Stay tuned. I know I haven't already. This is like a deep meaning tattoo in my sleeve, but it's actually just a Bioshock infinite tattoo. They don't get that reference, Dan, but I got it.

No, I obviously get it, but like, for the people who don't get it, Randy, can you explain it? Pretend I just got here. So Bioshock infinite, there's a, you know, a lighthouse. And there's a blimp, and there's an eagle. Never played, never played Bioshock. Good game, 2013, 2012.

Deep cut. Little sidebar. Think it won the game of the year, the first one did. One of them did. What Dylan would hate that you just took it there. What meme tattoos would you get though? I'm gonna get Trump eating a taco bowl. It's the best taco bowl in the world.

You know that, right? I wanted to do that on my chest and then on my knuckles. It says, I love Mexicans, but it doesn't fit on my knuckles. It's true. You don't have enough. No. I think I'm going to, I don't know. Someone just showed me the face swap Obama onto Trump's mugshot and it just looks like a Sicilian guy. That's a gangster right there. That guy looks cool, dude. I trust that guy. That guy's running stuff in Newark, New Jersey. That guy's not saying anything. He's not a rat. No, no, no. He doesn't even talk on the phone. No, I'm going the recent Kurt Angle from Kurt Angle announcing that he's just the wide eyes reaction where he for whatever reason. Wait, that's Kurt Angle?

Yeah. Yeah. I've always wondered who that was. I would do that because he's an American hero. He is. He won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck. It's crazy. And now he's just living what looks like a nice suburb.

Dude, hell yeah. Good for him. Yeah, good for him. But he just doesn't know how to edit off the last part of the video where he's just living what looks like a nice suburb. Dude, hell yeah. Good for him. Yeah, good for him. But he just doesn't know how to edit off the last part of the video where he's just- How many Americans actually won the gold medal in the Olympics? It's just him, Henry Cejudo, right?

In wrestling? Yeah. Decormier? I forget. I don't know. Don't look at me. It wasn't even in the Olympics up until like two weeks ago. True.

We learned that earlier. We just learned that. Randy, you look, you've got meme tat vibes. I think the favorite, my favorite meme tat that I've ever seen is the little like, you put that below your waist and you get a punch person, someone just has that tattooed on their thigh. So they're just.

So dumb. Or the Doug. That's so dumb. Or the Doug Dimmadome one that is on their ankle and the hat goes all the way up their leg. Do that, Randy. That's for you. That's you, dude. You got to have it go all the way to your penis. Yeah. Maybe extend onto it. Didn't you say you're going to try to get some Doug Dimmadome this weekend?

Hey. We're having fun. We do broadcast. Actually Randy's going to get some Doug Dimmadome overseas. Oh, I got bumped. Yeah, you got bumped. Am I allowed to talk about this? Yeah, are you gonna go on your trip without me?

Yeah. You bitch. Randy's going to Japan. Randy just planned the fastest Japan trip I've ever seen someone plan. Where am I going, Dave? Japan. Japan.

There it is. Yeah, I'm going to Japan in less than a month. Japan. Japan. There it is. Yeah, welcome. Pay less than a month. So like the turnaround on a Japan trip for Randy's insane. You just let him leave in the middle of the year. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. You guys have vacation days. Here's the thing. We're I'm not in a position to tell Randy when to take his vacation days.

That's messed up. You can't you can't dictate a man's vacation day. I get two weeks into the year. I'm also realize it was so quick. Yeah, he's like he's booking it for next year ditching us, dude He's ditching us. Well, I'm actually gonna be gone part of that time too. So it's always Brett It's a risky time to go right now. Wait, there's gonna be a time when it's just gonna be me and Dylan Well, but it's only gonna be that he's going to Atlanta on the Friday. Yeah, he's gonna know he's fine Brett's going to a wedding over the weekend. Okay, I was like, that's fine.

I was like, we just got to make some plans. We have to get Dan back in here to produce. Actually, Dan can produce. I can produce. Can we put Dan on a short-term contract? Dan would like produce and be like, Randy does it like this? You should actually do it like this.

Oh yeah, no, yeah. You guys coming to the Drinking Brothers studio? Sure, oh yeah, just do it over there. I'm Ben. Tentative Ball Academy. That's easy. Just do it there. I mean Randy are you? What what date do you leave for Japan? I don't know Cool perfect. Is it on the Cali? What's this trip you walked in today said well, I booked it my my trip is from the 16th through the My trip is from the 16th through the 26th, 24th.

I don't know. So you bought a flight. But I haven't bought the flight yet. I booked the trip. I haven't bought the flight. What do you mean you booked the trip? Like the hotel? Wait a minute. Then you didn't.

Hotels? So I'm going on like a tour thing that takes care of all the hotels and takes care of like the transit. You hired a travel agent. Like a travel agent. Kind of like that. So like it's already predetermined

and then like it ends in Tokyo. I'm gonna do an extra couple of days in Tokyo all by myself doing whatever. He's trying to find a wife. So, hey, breeding visa. We'll see. But- Is that a thing?

Yeah. The population is declining significantly. Yeah. Birth rates low. Japan's just asking the lads to go over there and breed. I think Sweden's doing it too or something. I don't know. Probably everywhere. Say that again low. Japan's everywhere. They're just asking the lads to go over there. I think Sweden's doing it too or something. I don't know. Probably everywhere.

Say that again. Can I get a time machine? That sounds sick. But yeah, so I haven't booked the flights yet. I just need to make sure. So I'm assuming I'll probably leave Wednesday or Thursday. It just all depends on what I can get the flights and the layovers.

We were trying to figure out earlier because I'm going to be in Italy for my brother-in-law's wedding. And we were like trying to figure out earlier if Randy and I are close, would Randy and I be closer to each other if I stayed in Texas and he was in Japan? Or are we further from each other

when I'm in Italy and he's in Japan? Ooh. It's way closer distance wise than you would ever think. Yeah, but that flight, man, there's a lot of no fly zones. Yeah, that's tough. That's what they called me when I was a cornerback for my high school team. No fly zone. Yeah. You think Russia will be okay by then? No. Good to go. In a month? Yeah. No. No, I think if anything, it's probably gonna get a little bit worse leading up to the

overall year worse. November. I mean, the airlines right now, people getting stuck at the Atlanta airport for three days. Dude, I've seen so many tweets being like, no one's covering this Atlanta airport stuff. And I'm like, I am seeing so much Atlanta airport stuff. Like, I don't know what you guys are saying. All right. I'm embarrassed. I did not know the extent of it. What's going on Mayor Pete? Oh, there you go. I got questions. What I mean, is it, is this all because this isn't the Microsoft thing, is it still? The CrowdStrike thing? Yeah, the crowd, they gotta change that name.

It's a bad name. What are they doing? Sounds like a video game. Yeah, it does. That's exactly what I was gonna say. But like a problematic video game. Typically you don't wanna strike the crowd. Yeah, CrowdStrike was that one mission,

Modern Warfare 2. That was the mission where you blow up Ariana Grande's concert. Pretty much. What? Dan's doing two different things. There's a mission in Mom Warfare 2 where you get out of an elevator and you just mow down a crowd of people at an airport that are like innocents. Oh cool. It was a very big thing. Ah, GTA is coming out soon. Why did they have that in there? I remember that. Didn't you have like a choice to do it or not? Oh, whatever. Yeah, but you're doing it. You're doing it. Yeah, does anyone have a choice? Remember, no witnesses. No, airlines are kind of, they seem to be fucking up a lot more. I don't know. Maybe

that we're just covering it more. That's probably it it Yeah, no, we're just getting worse. Everyone's care. Any remember that two-week stretch when like trains are just falling apart Trains are just like falling off the track. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, and it was like now they're not anymore Can you imagine if you were like the guy whose job it was to make sure trains don't go off the track and you're like You're on vacation. Thankless job. Oh My slacks blowing up right now like hang on. I gotta take this. We just had another derailment What if the bikes in Austin start to have some issues the cabbies oh Yeah, that's tough. They should like the the petty cabs. Yeah That's a lifeboat of Austin fuck those guys Austin was a better place when that was more prevalent than the lime scooters

Yeah, I would I'd rather go back to was more prevalent than the lime scooters. Yeah, I'd rather go back to the petty cabs and lime scooters. If somebody hacks the lime scooters. They like yell at you. Yeah, they don't fuck around. Like if you tell them you don't want to ride, they're like, all right, fine. And then you get on one, like you think you're getting a good deal. It's like, oh yeah, we just got out of ACL, we got on a petty cab. That'll be like $250. Post ACL petty cabs. We went like four blocks. Dude, post ACL petty cabs. I'll run you a, We went like four blocks. Yeah, dude. You can haggle. You know that they set the prices.

It's not like it's a determined thing like Uber. Like you can haggle with them. You can do that with all aspects of life. I lose most tax, just to be clear. And if you run off, what are they gonna do? They can't leave their petty cab. It's their livelihood. So they're gonna like chase you on it?

For a little bit. What if you just pushed them off the petty cab and stole the petty cab? Yeah. They have a web gun. They shoot at you. Oh, they do? Okay.

You just get tased by the petty cab guy? God, that's real bad. Dave's just face down on Rainey Street after getting tased by the petty cab guy. And they just pickpocket you. Yeah. And they take you for everything you ask. They take my socks and my shoes.

What was the deal? Rainey's going to Japan? He's going to Japan. I wanted us to go to Australia though, at the end of the year. I still am interested in going, but I will see what my finances are. Well, that's interesting. Well, make sure you book it two weeks out. Yeah. Yeah. And make sure you don't know when you're actually going.

I know when I'm going. I just need to figure out the flight situation. This fall is going to be a nightmare. I got to travel all going to go. I just need to figure out the flight situation. This fall is going to be a nightmare. I got to travel all over the country. Really? I got to go to, I'm going to Michigan, Texas. Oh you are?

Oh, that's huge. Oregon, Oregon State. I canceled my plans for that. Are you going to Ann Arbor? No. I was going to go to the Michigan, Texas game, but because we're going to Italy for a wedding, I don't want to return and then immediately go

somewhere the next weekend. I want to be at home and I want to enjoy myself. And I also don't care about the game enough to do it. I'd much rather watch it from my couch. If this was last year's Michigan team, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those last years might be a little more fun. But like, I've been to the big house enough. I'm not going to be my first time. Like I've been enough now that I'm not wowed when I walk in. So it's like, I'm not going not gonna have that going for me I don't like Texas football enough to go travel for an away game that's not SEC.

I'd much rather go to Bama or LSU or something like that then go to Michigan at this point. Agree. Or like hell I'd rather go to Bourbon and beyond. Take that out Randy. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off road road road. There's a crazy event happening. Let's just go

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Dude, meet me by the Marin Moore sign. That's the tat I would get is goofy. I'll do it again. I'll do it again. That's the tat. I'm fine with that. That's my meme tat. How do you read that?

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I'll be the guy with the sign in the pit actually let's start with Dan what's Dan getting into this weekend? Randy what are we doing? What do you want to do? You go paddle boarding? What's the weather like? Touch that is going to be rainy. I don't know. I have really you guys going to rainy. No, we're not going there. We're not getting married. Yeah. What are you talking about? I'm not trying to wake up in the river.

Yeah, I got to go to Japan. I can't get murdered. I have no plans this weekend as of right now. And I'm trying to spend a little money because I just spent so much on this Japan trip. So but yeah, if we want to just do something like paddle boarding and found that. OK. Okay. Yeah. So maybe paddleboard. I like the idea. I like when Randy doesn't have anything to do over the weekend, because that means

that we're going to get at least two videos that get posted to his Instagram the following week, we hit up a pool. So you're at the Austin Hotel, hotel. Yeah. You guys want to babysit my kids for me on Friday when my wife's out of town. I don't think Sally would ever let me do that. I think she'd be okay with it. I don't know. I think she'd be okay with it. Yeah. But actually I'm super busy. I can't I can't babysit. I thought you just said you didn't. I don't know. I didn't sound like you. Can you help me move this weekend? Sorry man. I got a truck. Yeah. Perfect. So you're just doing nothing this weekend besides trying to get workouts. Probably. Yeah, try to get outside. Get some sun. I never really. I don't know. I can't really make plans. I'm

always on call. Yeah. At a certain extent, you're like a doctor a little bit. You know, the doctor gotta produce right wing media. He's doctor pod dude. Doctor pod. What are you doing? You smoking something? No, we're going to Houston Friday. Oh really? We're going to Houston. Yeah, we're going to her,

Alyssa, my wife's uncle's place. And he's, we usually go on the fourth. We didn't go this year just due to scheduling, but we're gonna go. We're running back, 4th of July? Basically. That's kind of, I'm very jealous right now. Basically hanging out there doing pool stuff

He will probably usually does a brisket of ribs or both. I'll help I'll just I don't want to like intrude But I'll be there nice with it though. Like is he aware of the skill? I don't like to advertise, you know Yeah, but not like when someone else if you're good at golf, you can't just be like no, I'm sick Maybe this time around I'll like be like hey, man You should really pull pull those ribs and wrap them and throw them back on like I know I know you're doing one way and he shouts of spritz it with little apple juice just do a form and when he sees you doing it just wink at him no respect it have you done a brisket yet and posted it yes I've done a couple what's your what's your like

what do you think you're the fine that if you start Davies Davies barbecue shack tomorrow you his ribs like the ribs but that's I mean ribs aren't tough Oh, but dude, I'm telling you Dave. I'm not just trying to glaze you generationally right now Okay ribs that you made at Dylan's house with best ribs I've ever had those were really really good the bad pork town So is Austin a bad pork town? Yeah, so you probably have some of the better ribs didn't used to call your dorm pork town I did Texas area. I did I didn't know that Austin had a poor problem. Texas more known for their cow barbecue. Yeah, it's true. It's a cattle play. What's a pork in more Carolinas, right? Yeah, Carolina. Even like a St. Louis barbecue or Kansas City barbecue. Yeah, I see. Yeah. Kansas City is the top barbecue I'd like to try. It's not great. Okay. They cover everything with sauce. It's

probably my least favorite. I like Memphis better. Okay. I've never had this with sauce. I've never been to Memphis. Memphis is known for the ribs. I'm worried I'll never go to Memphis. Memphis has more of a dry rub. They do the dry rub. Yeah. Why did I associate Memphis with the sauce? That is Kansas City. Okay. Good to know. Who's got the vinegar sauce? That is Kansas City. Okay, good to know. Who's got the vinegar sauce? That's the Carolinas.

The Carolinas, see I think I'd freak with that. And they're a play with the chopped pork. Who's got those burnt ends on Locke? Who's the burnt end region? That is Kansas City. Okay, okay, I like burnt ends. It's not my like ultimate, but I just, I like to have the option.

I also like that I don't really have a horse in the race. Yeah. So I get to be more of an objective. It is not a barbecue's horse. Dan's right. I'd eat barbecue horse. But I would say Texas is probably one to me. OK. Memphis to Carolina, three Kansas City for we need to hit. That's a controversial take, I think. I would love to hit up that new. I don't know how new it is the Egyptian

Barbecue spot in town heard good things I mean, it's probably ruined cuz Rogan like legitimately did a did like a hard post from there Yeah, so probably won't be able to go for another car. I also love the drama that surrounds Austin barbecue. Yeah, that's great Oh good, so you wish I could do some Leroy Lewis this week. Did Leroy? Order yeah, I could do that. Yeah, they's great. So good. So you wish I could do some Leroy and Lewis this weekend. Leroy and Lewis. Heat Roy! Brick and mortar? Yeah, brick and mortar. I haven't met that. I could do that. Yeah, I'd do that.

They shut down the truck. Oh, it's gone. The truck is gone. But the brick and mortar remains, which I have not been to. But I did have the burger from Leroy and Lewis. Great. So good. Very good. Very, very rich, I will say. Mm hmm. Very good.

What about you? I'm not doing much. My wife is out of town for a shower Baby shower. She's not just leaving time to take a shower And so I will be at home with the boys If I can get them down early enough I've got a couple vinyls that I've got in the mail that I haven't listened to yet I'd love to spin those and see what up talking up the sticks maybe. Yeah, been playing college football 25 yet.

I have I'm I'm okay. I'm not very good. Really hard. So I haven't been playing defense at all. After you said you told me, you know, you told me defense was hard. So I signed up as OC and I'm just playing offensive snaps right now.

I just wanted I wanted to tackle one thing at a time. It's a good mother side goes out there just doing defense. That sounds awful. I mean, that's honestly that's probably what I should do because I'm not terrible on offense, but I do think that if I if I wanted to actually get good, just only playing defensive stance would be probably the move. I've now played enough college football 25 to talk myself into UCF making the college football players ride. Okay. Well, 12, I know that's not

that's not true. That's not accurate. I gonna win the big 12, but I think we will. I've been doing this thing lately where Sally leaves town and I don't eat dinner because by the time I get the boys down and they're all fed and stuff like that, like I just ended up eating their scraps and going to bed. Just graze. I'm thinking about maybe going to the grocery store tomorrow. Huge. Where you go? For this run, I will be going to Central Market because I like to, I like to.

Big spender. I like to have something fancy to look forward to when I have nothing, when I have no option of leaving the house, you know what I mean? When it's like, okay, I'm probably gonna be here most of the time with these boys. I wanna toss something nice on the grill. Got it.

Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Couple of grass-fed steaks or something. We'll see. Maybe you should have like, I don't know, eight wrong with that. Couple of grass fed steaks or something. We'll see. Maybe you should have like, I don't know, eight great men over. Ooh. For a dinner. Ooh. Can my sons count as two of them?

Yeah, great. Eight great men? Charlie's having trouble eating steak lately. What about 12 angry men? No, no, this is like, this is just like a place where the ideas flow, no alcohol. How about a hateful eight? A hateful eight, yeah.

Never saw it. Watch it on a plane. Every time I see the hateful eight somewhere, I see it, if I'm on a streaming service and it says, hateful eight, for some reason, every time I see it, I just think to myself, Dave, watch that on a plane. It's one of the most beautiful movies that Tarantino's done. Maybe I'll watch him. Not to be watched on a plane.

I did just acquire a sound bar dance. So maybe I need to watch some stuff. I thought the movie itself dragged. Take your kids to go see Twista. Dude, I can't take it. Where's he playing? I can't take a three-year-old in a nine-month-old at Twister's.

He can make you a celebrity overnight. I'm so in love with Daisy Edgar Jones from that movie. I heard she's very mid. I believe it. Like as an actress. As an actress, not as a person. She's good. I heard she's very mid. I believe it. Like as an actress. As an actress, not as a person. She's good. I think she's a decent actress,

but like she's also a- They don't give her a lot. She's also a British woman who's tasked with playing an Oklahoman. Yeah. Like I feel like they could have just done a better job casting that, even though I'm in love with her.

True. Why does she roll her joints in that movie? I'm peeping the Gram. She's probably terrible rolling joints, you know? Also, is Glenn Powell a good actor or is he just hot? He's got moxie, you know, he's got charisma. Yeah, like I think the charisma carries him a long way. He's good enough of an actor.

Is he hot is the question I have. He's a very hot man. But he's he gets criticized for his face a lot for looking like a ferret or whatever. Me too. Isn't Rodent Men like in? Yeah. Yeah, true. Is it Rodent Boy Summer? Yeah, it's Rodent Man Summer like Matt He like Matt Healy. Big for Willem Dafoe. It's very big for him.

Did you see the clip of him going wild on Twitter recently where he had some guys on subway and he thought he was gonna get like busted and like it was he's like it was when New York was kind of bad crime was bad. I was with my son on the subway saw these guys angling toward me and I thought they were gonna do something and Then one of them said something to the effect of like nah, it's got to be him. He's the only person with that face It's like yeah, he is the only person with a face that looks like that. That's a good one Yeah, and you got to keep your head on the swivel now after Moranis got punched in New York City, dude Yeah, people are if they get a show you're an ass like that's just they also got push Amy. What? Somebody hit push Amy. I mean push. I mean he's got a punchable face He's very fair at like I could see him being like a dick in public He's kind of a dick in his movies he's just a character from curb. Mm-hmm. Just that's him

Maybe that may be right. Yeah, I could see someone just punching him just cuz he's being an asshole. Yeah That may be right. Yeah, I could see someone just punching him just because he's being an asshole. Yeah She's definitely attractive and death of Stalin. Yeah Yeah I think I'm also in love with there cuz she was in normal people which is the most heart-wrenching series of all time And I was just like I want the best for you girl I got to need it. I'm very interested to see because the Oklahoma accents not an easy one Apparently the soundtrack for twisters is pretty cheesy Which is perfect. I'll say I'll say right now, Oklahoma's a top 50 state in

this country. Please. It's dude. It's one of my favorite Midwestern states. I'll say this. I've been to Tulsa a couple times. Tulsa is great. It's fine.

Like I like Tulsa driving from Tulsa to Austin. I could not wait to get across the border. I was just like, get me out of this state right. You didn't stop in Ardmore. Dude, we stopped one place and I thought I was going to get my the border. I was just like, get me out of this state right now. You didn't stop in Ardmore? Dude, we stopped one place and I thought I was going to get my ass kicked immediately. You got to Brick Town. It was so clear I wasn't from those parts.

Brick Towns. I don't think anybody goes to Brick Town anymore. Did you meet the king of Tulsa while you were there? I didn't, unfortunately. He was out of town on a trip. Great show. Tulsa King. Not a great show, but I'm watching it anyway.

But it's sly. I know, it's a truly like, it's the biggest waste of time in my life. Or I could somewhere to audit me and be like, hey, let's talk. I'm like your life coach. Have you ever watched a sly movie and been like, that was a great use of time?

I used to really, really enjoy the Rocky movies. That was something I would watch if I stayed home. What's the best Rocky movie? Four. Which one's that? Fights of Russia? Drago. Yeah, okay.

That's Philadelphia's best athlete. He is our biggest sports hero and he's fictional and he loses half the time. It's very on brand. He has no defense. Yeah, why am I watching movies about dude who loses? Right, like I like boxers who never lose Build a statue for Apollo. No, the best Rocky is the one where he buys

What's your robot the robot? How is it? There's a song to the knee. It's into a street fight. I Didn't realize that Michael B. Jordan was directing Creed. Yeah Those have been decent. Do they need him directing it? I don't want to hit on to hit a folks on the roll. But most of the Rockies are just that right like alright I've watched it. Yeah, I don't need to again That's fair. I Big Rambo guy I've only seen the first

So no, not really. I know I'm I'm like desperate to figure out one single slime movie. Sly movie. That's something I'd like you need to see this. Yeah. Okay. Who is he in Guardians of the Galaxy? See like an animal. He's in the second one.

He's like, okay, I see the second one. Oh, yeah. Did I do this? Well, you need to do a hanger to follow the MCU. You have to watch that. I mean, this is brutal cliffhanger, dude. Ants. He was a men in black. Oh, yeah, he was. Ants is good. No, ants is not good. As someone who's watched ants in the last two years, it's not good. Yeah. Shout out to DJ Bean and Pete Blackburn for watching ants. Bug's life. Oh, god. This is just a... We watched both of those.

It's kind of not great when you really break it down. Yeah, Ant's was pretty dark. It's very dark. Oh yeah, genocide. Straight up genocide in that movie. Just saying. Kids probably shouldn't watch it. No. No. They're not ready for it. I tried to tell my son last night that violence is bad and he looked at me and just goes, no.

They're getting them ready for the military industrial complex. He chose violence. Yeah, he's probably gonna get drafted at some point. I'm ready. All right, I'm gonna go watch Twisters. Twisters. I've seen enough of this. You wanna go see Twisters?

I'll see Twisters this weekend. I'll see Twisters. I heard some good, I heard really good things that apparently the experience is very immersive. I heard it's fun. It's a fun watch back to the theater. So he says it's a fun watch. That means like look Not that good, but like you'll never watch it again, but it's like a lot of sly movies. Yeah fun He's vandals. Everybody wants is Deadpool and Wolverine. Oh, yeah. I Don't know that's what I want to go see I'll see it with just seen Furiosa

But you have like a two week window to watch movies in the theaters at this point. Yeah. Before they're on streaming services. What happened? I've been to one movie theater since we had our first kid. I miss going to the movies. It's three and a half years.

I love the movies. I know, I do too. And I just don't go anymore. I don't wanna pay a babysitter to watch my kids so I can go sit in a dark room and watch a movie. I can just do that after they go to bed Oh, they can't watch themselves Yeah, not yet. Yeah, what's it? What's it? What's the bed and leave? Yeah, I'm definitely seen Deadpool Wolverine comes out Friday Oh, no, I'm good. Ryan Reynolds stinks Wow

Anti-rexam guy now he's just he's just a lot. He's just a lot. He's too popular. He's just a lot. It's too successful No, I saw a tweet like yesterday just said something about how he's got a terrible filmography's just a lot. He's too popular. He's just a lot. He's too successful. I saw a tweet like yesterday that just said something about how he's got a terrible filmography and I don't think it's terrible. I just think he does films in a vein that is just not the movies that I watch. Not a Deadpool guy. Fan Wilder, first pair of boobs I ever saw.

Really? Yeah. So you never saw The Great Outdoors as a kid? Yeah. No, I just go with that. Naomi. Dude, I'm watching The Great Outdoors this weekend. That's way too long to get to the bottom of that never saw the Titanic Uh, I think I saw that was the first one I saw on the big screen

Like that's the first one I those are the first boobs that I saw on like a big screen Titanic Not like your parents desktop. Yep. It's not a big screen Just saying yeah, not on the gateway. Not when it took like 38 minutes to load. Download on the line water. Along with whatever crowd strikes that's gonna ruin your parents computer.

And then you never actually know what you're gonna get porno wise because the name never matched the video. It's true. Like, oh, okay. I guess I can. It's like, I just spent two days downloading this. I think we leave good stuff, Dan.

Hey, Dan, thank you for coming in. It's been a pleasure. It's off-core history, wherever you can find podcast. Thanks for watching guys!