Circling Back - Brooks Koepka's Dinner & The Last Dance

Episode Date: April 20, 2020

Brooks Koepka posted an atrocious photo of his expensive dinner, 'The Last Dance' debuted on ESPN last night, Brett and Randy review the classic movie 'Can't Hardly Wait,' and we review This Weekend in Quarantine before reading through our most recent reviews on Apple Podcasts. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:19) Recapping This Weekend in Quarantine (25:05) The Last Dance (45:33) What’d Brooks Koepka Have For Dinner? (1:00:00) Brett & Randy Review Can’t Hardly Wait (1:09:49) Reading New iTunes Reviews MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback Postmates: Download the app and use CIRCLING for free delivery credits Figs: www.wearfigs.com (STEAM15 for 15% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our homes my name is will defrees on the screen in front of me david ruff well good morning to you will good morning dylan good morning brett how are you guys doing hanging in there dave thanks for asking man how about you oh hey happy monday to you hey guys it's 4 20 sick wow oh is will mons running any specials today dude you got to close for major holidays baby lock the doors this is the one federal holiday you guys shut down for every year 364 24 7 baby damn yep yeah the whole all the employees are the morale is high some of these guys they got some really good uh some bonuses our fiscal year ends today so the bonuses

were just flying out the door your fiscal year ends on 420 yeah yeah it's tight month yep and so you know we uh yeah it's just you know morale's great and it's nice that i have some extra time today before the lunch shift so we can we can take some extra time recording today too did y'all's payroll protection stimulus come in our payroll is really just like they come up and tell me what they did and then i just like write a check on a piece of paper and they just bring it to the bank because i didn't i didn't uh i didn't see anybody protesting wilmonds on twitter last night like they were uh ruse chris steakhouse pot belly what happened there using uh these really really large restaurants like the ones i just named were getting payroll protection like the you know ppp or whatever it is and small businesses couldn't get any because like the

the funds were drained because these big companies that presumably have have the cash flow to survive uh were taking it all so people were like, I'll never eat at roots Chris again. And I was like, yeah, I won't either. Cause it's not that great. But, um, pot belly is a tough one. Isn't pot belly pretty good. I've never been. Yeah, no, it got ruined for me in college. Oh, okay. There was a kid who sat next to me in a poli sci class and he worked there. He sat right next to me in the theater and he reeked like bread every day he came in and it just grossed me out for dude smelling like bread's kind of a vibe though dude every day every day sourdough is really having a moment on instagram right now have you

got how many friends do you guys have making sourdough these days zero oh really am i just am i just yuppie scum that all my friends on instagram are just all making sourdough right now i have at least two will i'll bet you up dude it's crazy yeah is this a trend going on we just don't have the water we don't have the water down here for it's true it's true yeah you got to bring that down from new york that's just not gonna just a fact i i don't i don't want to go to fact. I don't think I've said either of your names. Dylan. Hi.

Hey, guys. I'm so happy to be here. Thank you. Another week of quarantine, huh? We're still doing this thing. Doesn't it feel much longer than it's actually been? No. It's been around a month-ish, right?

Yeah, but I also have no clue. Because I moved into my new house exactly one month ago today and that's like basically when i started quarantining but it feels like it's been three or four at this point it's crazy you had uh you had that big party like last week so i'm trying to think well yeah the one we were all invited on social media yeah david was there will you were there too brett was in houston yeah it makes sense yeah i have not been like putting a hard count on the days i've been in quarantine solely because i don't want to i feel like that's like being in jail and putting the little etch marks on the wall

like it just torches you even more like i just have my eyes and like looking ahead at all times yeah if like if you run i'll never run a marathon but if i did i wouldn't want to look and be like oh i've ran 12 miles already like uh still got 12 to go or whatever it is yeah you can't you can't be looking at that stuff it's just bad well what would you go to jail for uh it would be tax evasion but it would be not out of intentional tax evasion. It would be out of me just not understanding. I was going to say accidental tax evasion. Yeah, it would be just me not totally grasping what's going on.

And then all of a sudden, I'm just locked up for like 18 months or something because it was like really small. But that's definitely what I would be in jail for. You write off like $4,000 worth of candles. You're like like it's for business yeah it's a business expense yeah but i don't save any of the seats like i have just have nothing like i have no grounds to stand on because i'm so disorganized have you guys filed your taxes yet no i haven't either haven't even they gotta file our they have to file our corporate ones before oh Oh, really? So we're good. Yeah, they're doing our taxes. Oh, tight. Our personal ones too.

Pull back the curtain. Love it. We are kind of discussing our finances publicly. I'm sorry for doing that. Speaking of discussing, did we file for PPP? We don't discuss PPP publicly. You down with PPP? I'm down with PPE, that's for sure. Wow, nobody's made that reference, Dill. Dude, you know me.

I'm so hip-hop. Oh, hold on. Dylan, just pull out the reference gun. No, I think the reference gun should be more of a turret style, Dave. I like the... Wow. That's pretty good, Will. Yeah, I know.

For anyone not watching on YouTube. Yeah, I know. I know. For anyone not watching on YouTube right now, I'm sorry. Pop over to YouTube and watch what Will just did. It worked. Actually, go to the Watch Media YouTube channel and just mash that subscribe button. We're having fun over there. If you haven't seen Friday's Happy Hour, I don't know what you're doing.

We had Mike Golick Jr. on. We had Fulton Oil and Ass on. We had Real Cat Pat. We had... Micah. Micah gets lost in that. Yeah, Micah let off the night. And we had Kevin DeChan, the TikTok kid.

We just had everybody. He sent me another one. I have not viewed it yet. That was kind of... I was letting him marinate. That was a fun happy hour. I'll put that up there with our best so far. I won't put it up there with our best.

It was far and away the best. Okay. Well, Gola got on and just absolutely carried it for us. He was a great host. He was a great host. We should just offer him the full-time hosting gig for this because he was just killing it. Yeah, it was good to be on Mike Gola Jr.'s show.

He's really looked into this draft. He knows his stuff. He knows who looked into this draft. He knows his stuff. He knows who the top guys are. I like it. I'm not even looking forward to watching the draft. I'm not either. It's going to be awkward. I think I am just to see who can't figure out the Zoom call.

Andy Reid is going to be barbecuing in his backyard. You know that. Going to be tight. a zoom call like andy reed andy reed is going to be barbecuing his backyard you know that did you see that they're going to allow for like an extended you know you have like several minutes or whatever to pick your guy they're allowing for like bad connection if you're if your stream goes out or you're just oh you have a poor wi-fi connection or whatever they're going to extend your time for you the patriots will be the cowboys well dude the patriots have like a job like they have to have a room of just things to slow down their connection the entire time like they just have they have other like they're just streaming on

like 50 different laptops stretched across their like terrible internet just hoping that they can get that extra time and just like milk it belichick's belichick's got a guy in the uh nsa and he's gonna to have some spies, some ears in the Steelers' war room or something, just hacking streams and stuff. Fucking scum. I wonder if it's going to be the young coaches, like the Sean McVeighs of the world and the Kyle Shanahan's,

if they're just going to crush this draft because they're tech savvy. They're just going to have like the young coaches like the sean mcveigh's of the world and the uh kyle shanahan's if they're just going to crush this draft because they're tech savvy just gonna have everything pulled up and then the the old school gm just looking to have like a list of paper like you do with your fantasy draft is just like fucking sitting there highlighting shit people are going to get picked twice for sure the old school like yeah the older guys are just going to be like they're going to be like i don't know about these computers i don't know are just going to be like, I don't know about these computers. We just got to establish the run. They're just shuffling papers. I didn't think about people getting picked twice

because of the internet. That's actually a hilarious idea. It's going to be like my fantasy draft. Someone's going to try to pick Emmanuel Sanders in the sixth round. Dude, come on. We picked him in the fourth. Let's go.

How did you not have him already? what the fuck write it down dumbass um it's gonna spiral some old guy into like three minutes of panic like oh fuck just just ah fuck it NC State kid quarterback go our last draft we everybody was together except for one guy because it was his anniversary and he did, and we video conferenced him in. And I felt so bad for him because he was just having to watch us drunk idiots just do this draft. And he's like, wait, who's that? Show me the board.

And the camera kept getting bumped, and he couldn't see who had already been picked. It was just a disaster. I'll be honest with you, Dave. I'm that guy in my league right now. I'm the video conference guy. I think that was my a disaster. I'll be honest with you, Dave. I'm that guy in my league right now. I'm the video conference guy. I think that was my last year. I think they're kicking me out.

I'm toast. I've been the one video conference guy for three years, and it just doesn't get to me. Oh, you're the worst. Yeah. Where do they draft that on? What's that? Where are they doing the draft that on?

Saratoga. It's my high school buddies who stayed in Saratoga after college. The Toads? The Toads, yeah. And I'm the one guy who – that's like my football buddy group. They all stayed in the town, and I'm the outsider. So I think I'm out this year. Brett, I got bad news for you, man.

I'm not going to get the text. I don't even think it should be like that. I almost think you need to just take yourself out. You got to tell the coach that you need some need some uh some water and to catch your breath you're not wrong i mean i need i need to say guys go find your 12th man like i'm sorry i don't need to be this anymore like they've been considering kicking you out for the last three years just because of this and like they're just waiting for you to pull the plug and they're like all texting on the side like dude come on brett he He's got to go.

Yeah, you're not wrong. I mean, you're not wrong. And I have been tactical. I've never made a mistake on the draft board. But I can tell that it just brings down the mood when they're just like, hey, you there? Can you hear me? Makes sense. That's Brett for you.

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Oh, okay. Can you, can you Friday and Saturday? Can you pull back the curtain and tell us what you got? Oh, I don't speak about my, my food habits publicly. No, I had, I think it was, you absolutely do. It absolutely do. It was Tuk Tuk, a little Thai place, eat local, support local. And then Saturday was juice land or something. Why? Okay, never mind. I'm not going to get back into the why you Postmates smoothies.

Is it better or worse than Postmating a D dairy queen blizzard it's in the same category yeah yeah they're in the um non-solid food category yeah can't confirm oh you guys want to talk this weekend in quarantine i personally don't have a ton to report but but I'll take any suggestions of things that I can do next weekend to occupy myself throughout this. So I don't know. I did get to see Will's handsome face. So Sally came through. She's my plug, my mask plug.

So she brought me some masks home, and I went to swing by to pick them up. Got to see Will for about seven seconds, so that was fun. How's he looking? Other than that, he looks pretty much like he does on the stream, man. He's the same old Will. He looks good. I looked like trash. You know what?

I didn't think to check out your new bod, your physique. I didn't really check you. I think he may have some loose-fitting clothing on, so I didn't really get to. I did. I had a very large pullover on and uh i was because i was just i was actually just about to hop on the pally so i need i'll peep i'll peep that bod when i get a chance yeah yeah i can just send you some pics like i we got a brand new full-length mirror so if you just want me to send you like a daily update pics i can do that as well i believe

yesterday was a national sin nude day or something so if you you know day late that's fine with me i'll take it whatever you want to do of course you know that um this weekend according to you know i was just quarantined i didn't really do anything there was there was talks i was talking to lauren she had to hit the road and she had to drive to waco so we were talking maybe she was going to come come She had to hit the road and she had to drive to Waco. So we were talking. Maybe she was going to come, come through Austin and say hi, but that ended up not happening.

We're playing it safe. Um, so I, I, yeah, I just hung out with the homie yesterday and that was pretty much it, man. So you still like killing hookers and stuff?

You know how he does it, dude. Yeah. That's time. I didn't do much either i had we did the happy hour on friday and uh i i did what i did last friday on happy hour i i got accidentally a little too tipsy turns out drinking a whole bottle of wine in about an hour and 15 minutes will do that to you and uh woke up licking the wounds on on saturday saturday i had nothing to do i've been putting off like work stuff all the time, mainly for Sunday scaries.

Just, I've been putting it off because it's, if there's ever a time to put stuff off and whatever it's now. So I didn't do that this week. So Saturday I had nothing to do. It was great. And then, uh, I don't know. Saturday was a very, very lazy day. Uh, it took a little drive.

I don't know. Saturday was a very, very lazy day. I took a little drive. And then on yesterday, I actually did a little... I texted Dylan. The F1 Grand Prix. They're doing these virtual Grand Prixs, and it's kind of sick. Yeah, it's kind of tight. I watched that. I also did something that has been really good for my Saturdays.

I've been FaceTiming with my friends across the pond and playing Bananagrams in the middle of the afternoon. The only issue is that for them it's like 8, 8 at night, so they're just drinking and having fun, and for us it's 2. And so I start drinking at the same pace they are, and then all of a sudden we get off to FaceTime at 4 o'clock, and I'm like, shit, I need to take a nap or do something. But not a huge

weekend and we i started watching the last dance last night but we'll talk about that after we knock these weekends out well at least you woke up saturday with flawless skin i did my skin actually looked great for the remainder of that facetime or the remainder of that happy hour not sure if you guys noticed i didn't get it yeah you were glowing we did well i don't know um gwyneth paltrow put up a photo of herself wearing pretty much the exact same thing the next day and i was like god damn it are you gonna start making a personalized vagina scented candles i'm actually yeah i'm doing a i'm doing a dick scent oh nice what is it give us like what give me some of the nodes that i might notice it's like when you it's like when you're uh at the gym and you take off your gym shorts and you're like and then you put them in your bag

and then the next day you're like i didn't i didn't sweat too much yesterday maybe i could wear these again and so you put them to your face real quick and then you immediately just throw them away. That's what it's like. You're making sweaty gym bag dick scented candles. Yeah, releasing the scent. I'll take the first 10 off the factory line. Where do I put my deposit? Just let me know.

Yeah, I'll keep you posted. Thank you. I guess technically this was Thursday, but you know what? There's no rules. So I did the Chippo thing on Instagram Live. We haven't talked about it since it went down. Maybe we talked about it on the live stream,

but Dylan came by and held the camera and did some fine camera work. I didn't do well, but I competed. I hit the board. A lot of people were trying to give me some shit in the comments saying oh congratulations on getting six points but like you know i'd be happy for you to uh when this is all done come down to austin i'll take your money that's just anybody the guy who mysteriously got what 17 points 23 his 23 feet happened to cut out like when he was scoring all this his points. Okay, buddy.

Honestly, I feel like Chippo's got to intervene there and be like, nah, this is not legal. We can't have this be the winner. 23, is that really the number? Yeah. I don't even know how that's possible. Gracious. Yeah, I'm not a great chipper of the golf ball, it turns out.

I'm more of a Texas wedge guy. I've kind of adopted the putting will theory of short game. So, yeah, that was fun. Thanks for coming by, Dylan. It was good seeing you from a distance. It was good seeing you too, Dave. Even though you did get within five feet of me, and it kind of pissed me off.

Sorry. Well, I heard about it from a lot of people. Well, you are an ignorant bitch. Yeah, I apologize, David. Did you hear from more people about that or about adopting a dog? Oh, gosh. You know, when I tweeted about adopting a dog,

and I'm sorry, not adopting, but buying one from a breeder, I wasn't really thinking and I should have known better. I mean, I think the same thing happened to Dave at one point. Uh, the, uh, adopted dog people, they, they love, this is like their, their Superbowl. Whenever they see a tweet like that. Um, and nobody has anything better to do at this point too, then. Yeah. So everyone's just,

everyone's just glued to the TL waiting for stuff like that to jump on. And they did. I got many many responses i saw your i saw your tweet early and i was like oh this is not gonna end well yeah i didn't know i decided i decided to leave it alone i didn't like respond to the people but i got i got plenty of comments about uh did you i didn't see the adopting not shopping oh yeah people are either uh people are either looking for people who are shopping for a dog or people who are posting, uh, photos of their state dinner. We'll get to that later though. Oh yeah.

I mean, yeah. Yeah. Go ahead, Dylan. I feel inclined to defend myself about wanting to purchase a dog, but I don't really... It's okay. They're not wrong. They're good people who adopt dogs. No, adopting is an amazing thing to do,

and I would love to at some point adopt a dog. However, I have a young son, and I want to get a dog that I know what his or her traits are going to be, and I want to know what the background is. I don't know what if you adopt a dog that's two years old, you don't know where that dog has been and what it's been through and what it

you know, how it's going to behave once you bring it home. So it's a little bit risky. Riskier than just getting a dog a puppy that you know, that you're familiar with his traits and all that. So that was my reasoning behind it. So whatever.

That's a dude. Haters going to hate. They're not, and you know what? I didn't look at your replies. I did see some of the comments on the subreddit though. And like most of them, I think majority of them are, they don't sound preachy. Like they actually are just like, hey, you should do this. They just want to let you know it's an option.

I mean, which you obviously clearly did know. Yeah. And to be fair, no one you should do this. They just want to let you know it's an option, which you obviously clearly did know. Yeah. To be fair, no one was ugly about it. I mean, people were just sharing their thoughts with me, and that's fine. I don't really care. Yeah. Yeah.

It's all good. Hey, it's all good, man. You got to do what's best for parts. It's all good. It's all good. Oh, look at that. Other than that, and going back-to-back on Postmates, oh look at that other than that and going back to back on postmates i watched uh i watched fred couples when the masters 92 i believe i i had never really seen

that since i was i have vague memories of when i was like six or eight or whenever it was of my dad being really happy because my dad was a big freddy guy and i went back and watched that that was sick and whose dad wasn't a big Freddie guy? Everybody's dad. Most universally liked dude, especially by old dudes. It's amazing. He's like,

cool dad vibes on Freddie. That's why. He's hot dad. Yeah. Imagine that University of Houston dorm with him and Jim Nance. I bet Nance would such a dork.

Jim, behind the scenes on that. Yeah, you think Freddie pulled? Have you seen the photo of him dunking? Freddie can dunk? I feel like it's an eight-foot goal. The rim is lowered. Stop calling it a goal, dude. You just called it a goal.

Oh, okay. Regional thing, not the Texas thing, man. Yeah. I didn't even know I did it until y'all pointed it gold. Oh, okay. Regional thing. Not the Texas thing, man. Yeah. I didn't even know I did it until y'all pointed it out. Man. What else? Took some cuts into the net.

Hung out. Did some FaceTiming with the lads. Good stuff. Oh, hey, shout out to my squad on Call of Duty. Squats. Gur. My buddy, buddy zach we got a dub is it like hard is it like fortnight hard to get a dub or is it because i've seen a lot of people talking about that it you know for yeah there's a lot of there's a little bit of luck

involved and yeah it's it's not easy like are you you going one for 20 or one for 100? One for 20. That's fair. I had fun. Did you have fun? I had fun. I didn't have fun. I'm so close to buying a PS4, Dave. It's insane.

I need to get on the sticks. I just know I'm going to be addicted to it. 100%. Did y'all figure out if you can do the Formula One game together? I think you can, yeah. We haven't tried it, though. We haven't tried it. I haven't played it in four or five days.

Yeah, I kind of got back into FIFA. And so I've been playing a lot more FIFA lately again. Your relationship with FIFA is just up and down. Dude, it's bad. It's really bad. It's toxic. It's like a terrible ex-girlfriend that you just can't quit. And no matter how bad she treats you, you're just like,

maybe it'll change. And I'm just getting my head around it. Sounds like a bad romance. Ooh. Did anyone watch The thing this weekend? The thing? The Lady Gaga thing, like the concert. I didn't know that was happening until it was actually happening.

People started tagging me in it. But no, I didn't watch any of it. Twitter watched it. Yeah, I didn't watch it. Whatever. Anything else? can we talk about last dance i really want to talk last dance oh yeah oh yeah all right let's talk last dance um let me first just say this is a i'm so happy that uh the lebron generation gets to watch

this show yes you know the i feel like so many people have so many sports fans are guilty of having short memory syndrome and so like the latest greatest thing to come along is always the goat and look lebron might be the goat in some people's minds and that's fine they need a little perspective though and now they get to see mj do his thing this is an awesome documentary i just think that like i sally asked me last night who I thought between MJ and LeBron and I think I just had a very generic take on it. But like watching MJ and MJ and his time

was so much bigger to me than LeBron was. I know I was a kid, so those things were amplified in their importance. But like, even though I think LeBron would win a game of one-on-one, like I still think you pick Jordan 10 times game of one-on-one, like, I still think you, you pick Jordan 10 times out of 10 to be on your team first.

Like, I don't see how you could not pick him, but I was also a fan growing up. So I think, I think LeBron is like the best pure athlete the world has ever seen. Like I've said that, but as far as just straight up baller, it's,

it's MJ. He was just an absolute killer, man. I love that. We're doing goat debates. This is what I fucking live for. Goat debates are so overplayed. No one's debating. We're not debating.

You just wronged us. We're not debating. No, I know. I do love that Sally asked you, and I'm just trying to think of you being like, just kind of really breaking it down. You're like, well, here's the deal with LeBron. LeBron's just a freak of nature.

He's got the athleticism and the size, but at the same time, MJ, man, just a pure scorer and a shooter, but he did it on both ends. I did not go that into it. He's like the tiger effect. I mean, when Tiger he's maybe still is but like when he was in his prime the most famous person on the face of the planet yes i don't think you can say that about i don't think you can say that about lebron even lebron's prime that he was like the most famous person in the world at the time

michael jordan absolutely dude the the fr France footage was an absolute vibe, first and foremost. But second of all, the mayhem of people over there just wanting to be around him was crazy. And how about him just turning that dude down for an autograph? I felt bad. I felt bad for that dude. It's one of those moments where I thought— Without saying a word. I totally understand why you would do that.

But cutting that clip and using it in this documentary was it was like oh like how can you do that to that guy and it made mj look like a jerk but i don't blame mj for that at all he should have turned that guy down like they're in a professional environment getting ready for something he was getting miked up for something like some show or whatever uh and he turned him down without saying a word he just kind of like looked over his shoulder and that guy was he rescued him like sir we're not doing this right now of like looked over his shoulder and that guy was, he rescued him like, sir, we're not doing this right now.

I'm going to have a guy like that at the, uh, at the next meetup we do. I've never been asked for, I actually, we, we autographed something at the last one. I think a DCO hat,

but I'm just going to have one guy there that just stands there. And if one person asks, I'm just going to do the MJ. I didn't, I haven't watched part two yet, guys. I need to admit something. So I apologize if I was not feeling well last night. I had a really bad headache and I went to bed early. I'm sorry. I've got about 10 minutes left of the second one because I couldn't get it to load last night. I don't know if there was too many people trying to stream it through ESPN Plus, but I couldn't get it to work. I think they were... I think Micah had yet to

ice down the servers for ESPN. That's crazy. He picked up work from them. It's freelance, but I think he's happy with it. It's work, though. He's a server guy now. I love it. His experience serving at Lupe Tortillas really helped him out.

Okay. I got a question for Brett. Yeah. Sorry, Dave. I didn't mean to cut you off there. It wasn't good. I thought you were done. All right, Brett, you tweeted something about smiling,

watching MJ play basketball. You're a younger guy. When I say LeBron generation, I'm talking about you. How do you feel about, just give just give me your overall, like, high-arcing thoughts of what, you know, this documentary and NJ versus LeBron. So this is the first sports I ever remember was the 98 NBA championship. And then subsequently that 98 summer of, like, Sosa and Maguire. Like, that's the first

thing that ever I can connect with in my brain and so this is like this is nostalgic to the point of like this is the first time I ever watched like sports with my dad and my grandma was a huge Bulls fan huge MJ fan and my grandfather played basketball at like Niagara it was it was kind of like this I couldn't stop smiling watching the like just how how dominant and how good he was and i've never gotten that feeling watching lebron play even watching lebron highlights and so it was just like something about mj and the way he and his swagger and the way this documentary is like i don't know constructed really really connected with me.

And that's why I tweeted. I just can't stop smiling watching MJ play basketball. And one of my buddies, Kevin Clancy of Barstool Sports, tweeted, were MJ's dunks better or were his layups better? It was a poll. And I was like, I don't know. His layups are, I've never seen anything like it. And then obviously his dunks are iconic.

He just like hangs in the air when he jumps it's wild do you think 20 years from now we're going to look at lebron highlights and have this same kind of nostalgia i i hate to say this but like i honestly feel like mj playing in the classic bulls jersey this entire he made the bulls jersey a classic yeah so him playing in that jersey the entire time and just with the bulls organization with all those everyone around him phil jackson and stuff like it just feels like it's more ripe for nostalgia than lebron wearing that ugly ass cleveland cavaliers uniform and like also you have it's just you have lebron playing in four different like uniforms you know it's like he's he's 23 on the calves and he's eight on the or six, and he's 6 on the Heat. And it's just like he doesn't have that iconic staying with one team

sort of thing that launched Kobe, launched Shaq, besides the Magic, has MJ. I didn't realize MJ played. I don't think I knew MJ was drafted in 84, honestly. It seems to me like he was just 90s was his thing, and the 80s were the Celtics and the Lakers. I didn't realize MJ was playing Larry Bird in the playoffs. Well, it doesn't get talked about a lot, like his struggles with the Pistons. Will, you can speak to that, noted Pistons guy.

Yeah, I was also two years old. They couldn't get past the Pistons, and I feel like everybody thinks that he just came into the league and just started winning championships, but that was not the case. No. He didn't win until 91. Yeah. 91. I would like to see. see i mean the bad boys documentary was really good i would like to see i would like to do some more research on like i don't know i i don't know a ton about that era just because i

was two years old you know and growing up in a house that wasn't a big sports house it was also just difficult for me to like grasp those kind of older things but bad boys were obviously awesome we had those posters got replaced with mj posters though any anyone who says that they didn't like is just trying to be a hard-o but people people fucking loved mj no matter what even if they were a detroit fan at one point i hope they go into some of the uh the sneaker part of this too because i mean he was influential and kicking off like the sneaker head cultural movement and you own a very easy now so like you're all in you're in the game you're a sneakerhead they yeah he is i have two hey i'm two uh for me man like i was telling y'all this before the pod he is the only i think only non-Dallas athlete that I've ever stand for and it helps that the

Mavericks when I was you know my formative sports years the Mavericks were historically awful like worst team in the NBA possibly worst team ever at a time so like I was just watching MJ and I had the jerseys I had the posters. And then now it's like, when I see people who like have no connection to LeBron, like, you know, the Lakers or Cleveland or whatever team he's on. And they're like, you know, some dude living in Maine that just loves LeBron. I can't get mad at him

because I was that way when I was a kid. Did it hurt seeing the Mavs having the fourth pick in the 84 draft? It's tough. It was tough, but at least I'm not a Trailblazers fan because that's really tough. It's Sam Bowie, man. Unbelievable.

Sam Bowie. I get it, though. I understand why you would bet on Clyde Drexler. I understand why you would make that choice, but in hindsight, it's just the worst. But at the same time, like, you can't blame Houston for drafting Hakeem. No, I don't think anybody is like, oh, Houston fucked that up. No, no.

Yeah, they missed on MJ, but they got Hakeem. Yeah, they still got some championships from Hakeem, so who cares? Yeah. It's funny, man, that think about like, oh, they played the same position, Clyde and MJ, so they couldn't have worked. But like, Steve, modern NBA, like you take, you know what I mean? Like you take the guy, even though he plays the same position, you can make that work.

Back then, I don't know how that would have looked, but damn, that looks silly in retrospect. What'd you guys think about, I don't think Will has seen this yet. but damn it looks silly in retrospect what you guys think about i don't think will has seen this yet uh was it was it kevin mckale and mj playing golf the day before game two of a playoff series danny ange danny age excuse me yeah is that the famous story about him drinking 10 beers no that's that's ronick yeah they played golf like in the middle of a playoff series if somebody did that today they get flamed yeah between games one and two they played golf in the middle of a playoff series. If somebody did that today, they'd get flamed. Yeah.

Between games one and two, they played a round of golf together. Did you guys keep track of how much MJ was drinking throughout this documentary? Oh, yeah. Because at one point, the glass is empty, and then they cut to the next story that he starts telling two seconds later, and it's filled to the brim. There's a meniscus on that according according to rovelle that's in that's michael jordan's uh tequila i forgot what it's called but he has a tequila brand yeah why did i think it was scotch it was because

it was brown liquor because dark yeah it was it was on it's on yeho season day everybody it is the day it was just so dark i feel like on yeho's. Where am I on Yeho's at? Ravel let us know. Was he drinking a neat? He was drinking a neat too, right? He puts an orange wedge at the bottom of the glass. How do you know that? For a little flavor, I guess.

How do you know that? Ravel tweeted about it. Oh. I just told you. What a nerd. Check it out. Oh, Dylan, I't have a mess on saturday night i had a mezcal oh how was it it was wonderful i thought about you i was just like you

know what i could use a little cocktail right now i didn't want to mix anything up so i just did a little little stiff boy and maybe don't maybe that's not how we phrase that no it is mezcal rita's i had during the happy hour friday man they were hitting i thought about making one myself but i was just too lazy saturday night i spiced up an ldave with a splash of oj i call it a sunny ld it's true i did ask about, Dylan. I hate you so much. Come on. Was there anything better than Sunny Delight on a hot summer day when you go inside?

Why does Sunny Delight taste so good? Because it's got 45 grams of sugar in one serving. It was good, though. It makes sense. It was good. How about Scotty Pippen being the sixth highest paid bull in 97-98? Dude, I feel so bad for Scotty. His agent, whoever he was at the time.

It's Sexton. It's Jimmy Sexton. Really? Yeah. He's like a big-name agent. Oh. Yeah, that's bad. I felt bad for him.

They kind of explained it, though. It was basically Scotty went in in, like, 91, and the order, Jerry Reinsdorf was like, Scotty, this is a terrible contract for you, but, like, don't come back in three years and tell me this is bad. Like, don't sign this. Get something better now, or else, like, it's like forever hold your peace. And he's like, no, it's fine,

because it's going to be $2.5 million a year for five years. And it's just not. How much does everyone hate jerry kraus watching this documentary dude he took the l more than anybody what a tiny man is he alive it's so strange to me to talk about him like he was dead publicly announced that you know the team will be breaking up after this season it's wild wild. It's a weird move. It's a strange move for a GM to pull. MJ, even though MJ was firing out

some of the most rudimentary playground cutdowns, he was just ruthless. Some diet pills jokes, some nice fat shaming, and then also height shaming. Unbelievable. Hey, you come out and do layups with this. We'll lower the goal. Did you see Brad of Internet Party's fame tweet

that you could see the exact moment that MJ decided he was going to talk shit to Jerry Krause? It was a good tweet. Once he watched the video back, I was like, yep, that is a very good assessment of that occurrence. Does Phil Jackson have the widest shoulders of all time? Kingship. Very broad.

They're pretty wide. Kingship. Very broad. Did he go right from Chicago to the Lakers in 99? I want to say there was a year off, but I could be wrong. I think you're right, Dave. I think you're right. I think Dave is right. I thought there might have been like a year

layoff of him just hanging out, being Phil, probably. It wouldn't have surprised me if there were like two. Yeah. I could see Phil having a zen couple years i'm gonna read that guy's book yeah phil jackson he had a pretty good 10 years 12 13 14 years yeah phil jackson was good at his job i think we can all agree on that did he get 10

in like 14 years well he had that he got on twitter and he had his first ever tweet what was his first tweet it's something about the rings right yeah it involved his rings i thought it was hello twitter world hello twitter world i have to look that's's my OJ. That was good. Oh, dude. Okay, yeah. His first tweet was he misspelled championship rings, but he has 11 championship rings, and he misspelled the phrase championship rings. He has 11?

11 fucking ships. So after the Bulls run, he won five more. That's more than I have. That's crazy. Holy shit. How many yellow jerseys does he have, though? I'm going to always have that on Phil Jackson. You just haven't won one yet, though.

I know. I got to win the tour before I can actually talk shit to Phil Jackson. Is there like a PS4 biking game you can buy, Will? I mean, you got to think there is. I'm a little bummed that Peloton doesn't have a setting where I can actually ride in the tour, you know? If I could just win it that way, it'd be really convenient and cheaper than flying to France. Like renting a bus for all my drugs and stuff.

It'd be really annoying. Should we move on real quick? We still have so much to go. I'm looking at this rundown. We're just stacked up. We've got a lot to much to go i'm looking at this rundown we're just stacked up we got a lot of this is a cheeked up rundown uh before we do me undies we're dreaming of summertime i know i am are you guys uh yeah oh yeah i just want to get outside uh so these days of visions of sunshine and surf dance through our heads probably more than ever

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because it got sent to my house, it is the most comfortable underwear I've ever put on my body there you go ever yeah i didn't you know i was like oh it's gonna be good and fine and thank you but nope it is uh it is next level it's good it's good shit uh i'm wearing them right now i'm wearing some patagonia baggies right now, so I'm going commando. Oh, yeah, I was feeling,

I woke up feeling saucy. I'm free balling too. Well, yeah, not to brag. Uh, can we talk about what Brooks Koepka had for dinner last night? Let's,

let's go around here first and see what everybody else had for dinner. Dylan, start us off. I like that, Dave. Uh, I actually had taco deli for dinner, Dave. Wow.

That was much better than what I thought you were going to say. They're temporarily open for dinner time, so I am taking advantage of that. What did you get? You do love some TD. I do love TD, Dave. What did you order? They have a limited menu right now, but I got two shrimp tacos and one.

I forgot what it was called. It was beef, though. I'm a beef boy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you are. Yeah. I'm with three. You know how to do three.

You're going to throw one like you guys told me to do? We didn't tell you that. You're dumbass. I forgot about that. People will never fully understand how bad your order at Taco Deli was. No. No. I got to my seat.

I was like, this is bad. This is bad. One taco. I was like, man, that was so cheap. Like, this is tight. One. One taco shows up. I was like, you guys mind if i have some chips and queso

where would you eat last night we had some leftover cauliflower ganache is that it ganokie ganaki ganaki yeah we had left over that and then sally did an mvp move. She mashed that coffee cake button again. And so I've just been eating all of it. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. I was just going back to the fridge, just eating little pieces off. And sure enough, I'm going to get fat.

Can I pull up behind your apartment complex? You just toss down like a square of coffee cake. Maybe. Maybe. It might be gone by that time. But I can make no guarantees. I just love it. Please, sir. May I have some coffee cake sir just throw it down from your window she tweeted she

tweeted today the uh the recipe for it if anyone's asking please stop dming me for uh sally's recipe i did not make it so therefore i do not have the recipe in my possession brett what'd you eat? I had penne pasta with pizza sauce and Parmesan cheese. I'm sorry. I matched the college to the simple button. What is pizza sauce? It's marinara, but I think it's just designed for pizza instead. It's roasted garlic. It's got the pizza specs?

Yeah, it's got pizza specs. It's loaded. Here's the deal, guys. My debit card was compromised last Monday. Oh, no. Apparently, I spent $575 at a Kroger in Atlanta, Georgia. Why'd you do that? Well, I didn't.

That's a weird place to get groceries since you live in Texas. And $240 at a Foot Locker in Atlanta, Georgia. Oh, dude, he's a weird place to get groceries since you live in Texas. And $240 at a Foot Locker in Atlanta, Georgia. Oh, yeah. They don't get in. I didn't get any email confirmation because it wasn't me. Anyway, I have a small local bank, Saratoga National Bank, the thoroughbred of banks. And so I had a lengthy conversation with my anti-fraud guy on the phone and

long story short, um, I have a debit card coming to me in seven to 10 business days from last Monday. And I'm trying to give the credit cards a break this, this spring while we have some time to, uh, recoup on our, on our finances. So I'm waiting until, uh, I'm pretty, the coverage pretty bare right now. I'm waiting until that debit card gets in and I'm going to hammer, uh, an HGB run as soon as I get it.

I got to say they should, I feel like they should have rush ordered that or, or rush deliver that debit card. You got to think. Yeah. Um, the guy said, it's a small local bank and it's a visa card.

It's more on visa than, than Saratoga bank. Um, so I did it. You. Visa's got a lot going on right now. Brett, can I offer some advice to you? Yeah. This is advice I didn't want to take at the time. Moving to Austin, Texas, I think you got to make the move to a major bank. I think so too, Will. I love the First Community Bank of Harbor Springs as much as anything. I banked with them for over two decades. But I had to cut ties.

It just became too much of a difficulty to do that. You're not wrong. It's just a lot. And every time I need something from my bank, like a form, it takes a while to get here. Even in New York when I was living in the city, it still takes three or four days. You're kind of dealing with local bank problems. An ATM cost me $3.75 everywhere I go. I think it's time. I don't want to take away my business from a local bank. Got to do what you got to do, Brett. I had steak for dinner last night. And so did Brooks

Koepka. Yes, he did. Randy, if you're not watching on YouTube, we apologize because we're about to toss a picture up of this dinner. There it is. Can we break this dinner down that Brooks... Why did he put this up? Was he trying to flex on people?

He's just trying to do content stuck at home. You know, your options are kind of limited. Yeah, but this is one of those ones where you take the photo and you think to yourself man i gotta holster this one why do you why do you say that okay first and foremost uh this is not a complete meal there is there is not enough food there to sustain what the calories that he needs in his workouts. You throw a mashed potato or a baked potato in there, you're cooking. Agreed. The only thing I can think is that maybe he had a big lunch.

Don't care. Because this is a small dinner for a man who is on the record as being team gains. Second of all, the steak does not look good i have serious questions about what the inside looks like and it tells me a lot that if he didn't cut that open and show how well it's cooked that means that you cooked it like shit and that's coming from somebody who would it who would do this like if i would cut it open hoping to show the people what they want to see the gut shot but this is it just doesn't look good even the cut down the side to show the people what they want to see the gut shot. But this is, it just doesn't look good. Even the cut down the side to see if it was like done properly.

It looks just terrible to me. This is a guy who probably doesn't cook for himself very often. And he's like, I really believe that he's proud of himself right now. He's like, dude, I crushed this meal. And then he's learning, he's learning what we have all learned at different times, that if you post something that you cook on Twitter or Instagram, no matter how good it looks, someone is going to criticize it. Now, he is getting more than most.

I would say he's getting the most. I don't get a lot of criticism from mine. But I also holster anything that looks like shit. I holster it. I have to be self-aware in this endeavor. He claims that it's the lighting. So he did get some blowback. So he got blowback from many, many different angles.

First being, well, I thought you didn't eat steak in the States, which he did say. That's not Japanese Wagyu. It could be Wagyu. It could be Wagyu. It could be. He responded to a guy who asked that and he said, it's from Japan, boss. He hit a guy with a boss,

mash the boss button. That's pretty wild. He's wasting his money if he's importing this from Japan and making it look like this. Like he's just wasting his money. That's what it looks like. He said it's the lighting.

He said he should have had a what's the ring lighting. Is that the thing that people use on their phone? He's saying that the writing wasn't the lighting wasn't good. You really like I don't know. Beautiful natural lighting in his Florida homes. Just not good enough. Like he's alfresco. Just own it.

We just got to wait till golden hour. Likely. It does look well done now it looks like a well-done steak which is just insane it would actually fit him because everybody says if you do your steak well done especially a nice cut of beef you're you're certified psychopath and he's brooks kapka so i'm looking up the wine that he has on the table there i can i can just tell you everything you need to know, Dylan. You ready for this? Yeah, okay. Go for it then. It's a Bordeaux 2000. Go ahead. This wine is not a cheap wine. Let's put it that way. If you look this up on Vivino, it's got a 4.5 rating, almost 1,000 ratings. That's very good. The average price of this bottle is $291.99. It's a... I'm not going to say this

well, but it's a Saint Julien from Grand Cru Crassé. It's a 2000. That's pretty good. Goodness. This wine is almost as old as bread is. What year?

2000. 2000. Well, I was six, so it's matt it's fine uh i think uh as far as expensive bottles of wine go 300 is not that bad like it's not like he's going five didge or four yeah i mean the guy has plenty of money to throw around so it's not terrible yeah if that was one of us doing that on a sunday night then like we deserve to get flamed for drinking that expensive bottle of water on like a sunday night but but turning the label to the camera like this i mean obviously it you have a steak on your plate and you have an expensive

bottle of wine um i think that's part of the reason why it's getting blamed so bad i do have questions about how cold this wine is. I don't know the optimal temperatures for wines, but the amount of condensation on this glass is a little concerning. He is claiming humidity. Okay. He is claiming humidity. So he's defending himself in the comments.

He is. He has time. He is clearly defensive about it. Just delete it. Just abandon ship, dog. Also, I will say this. I don't like thick asparagus. No.

That is a little thick. That's way too thick. I like thin asparagus. And you can still do thin asparagus and make it crispy. I don't know how he prepared his. He did not prepare it the way that we prepare our asparagus. But that asparagus is just thick as hell. It is.

One of the top responses to the tweet is just getting ratioed into oblivion. And I'm going to read the tweet for you. I'll tell you what you think. Meanwhile, people can't make their bills, but so nice, but is misspelled. But so nice to have an expensive dinner. Even SVP even responded to it. It currently has 761 replies, five retweets. What did SVP say? Huh? What did SVP say? He said, this guy is having a steak. You're really doing this? Why are people like this? That's what SVP says. People are affected across all different walks of life when it comes to coronavirus.

But people that have a lot of money, they don't need to live like peasants because other people are struggling too. I'm sure, I don't know. i don't mind him living his normal life it's if he's going on like a vacation somewhere then flame him but like the dude's sitting at home drinking expensive wine from his wine cellar and eating a steak dinner like we can flame him for how it looks but flaming him for actually doing this is like that you're just reaching you're just trying to get mad online about something yeah we, we're allowed to eat steak in tough times. Did they really think that Brooks Koepka is drinking a $15 bottle of wine? He's Brooks Koepka.

You follow him on Twitter for a reason because he's won multiple majors. He's a top five player. He's not drinking Mayomi. Yeah, he's not going to get a Bayota box. He's not going to get a Boda box and just start pouring glasses of wine out of it it's like oh tough times like no it's Brooks Koepka he's won like more majors in the last two years and all of us combined yeah that's not hard to do never mind it's still still true though it is it is true true so he said from japan boss and then somebody somebody responded to him with r.i.p kobe which um if you think about that it works on multi-levels it's it's a it's a great

response shout out to tron for exposing that uh i think he's not only getting not delete this clearly he can't delete it now but he's to double down on it because in the Brooks fashion, he, he is very defensive over stuff like this. He is going to post a photo of the most dry brisket anyone has ever cooked. This is a great call. And he's just going to like, put it out there. Love this take from Dave right now. This is so accurate. He's hold on. Dave brought up. Sorry. I had to holster that thing. Light machine gun. Brooks is the king of doubling down. He does not care. He is going to post something equally as suspect. I can't wait for it.

I love it. Yeah, he's going to carry this with him all day today. And I think we should be monitoring his social pretty closely for the next couple of days because he's not going to be happy about the criticism that he's received here. You know what, Will? I'm going to turn on alerts. Thank you. Make sure you screenshot anything in case he actually does delete. If he's learned anything about this, it's don't defend, always delete. He's going to use this to catapult into the next stratosphere of golfer. Like he's going to have a putt like a 15-footer to win at Augusta, and he's going to think about the time that he got flamed into oblivion

for a well-done Kobe beefsteak, and he's just going to drain it. He's going to call us all out by our handles. Everybody who responded and chirped him, he's going to call you out by your handle name. He's just spending today pounding like three woods into the lake that he lives on. He's pissed off. Yeah, he's taking hacks today just angry that people aren't impressed with his

japanese a5 wagyu once one swing thought like fuck that dude on twitter is it funny that he waited till uh his girlfriend jenna was not in the photo to snap this photo does she have two small fillets i'm very confused by her plate. It looks like she went ahead and cut hers in half. It's like, oh yeah, let's just cut this thing in half. She might be like my wife, and she might just cut it in half knowing she's not going to eat the whole thing.

That's fair. And just to save it. That's fair. Go ahead. Is there like tie-dye in the photo too i'm trying to see is he just hanging out with somebody in a tie-dye shirt yes oh i'm a upper right corner and yellow bright yellow shorts not a good look there that's a good observation what is that the tie or the tie-dye is fine in my book i I think tie-dye is kind of doing well. But the yellow shorts are a little suspect.

Oh, so it's somebody standing up. Okay, I thought that was their arm, and they were wearing a bright yellow undershirt under a tie-dye t-shirt. But I think you're right, Will. How do you guys feel about the stem on the wine glass? For me, it could be about three times longer. But for you guys, you guys said you were going stemless in 2020. feel about this the stem on the wine glass for me it could be about three times longer but for you guys you guys said you're going stemless in 2020 if you're gonna go stem you need a family

huh what i would expect something uh i don't know like a big fat ass wine glass but that's pretty basic i don't like the shape of this maybe all. Maybe some china. I don't either. It looks pretty basic. I'm actually a little bit surprised. But these guys aren't used to being at home. So I feel like they probably have pretty basic plate collections and kitchenware. How is there no silverware in this photo? Not one piece of silverware in the entire photo. That is weird. Because Brooks screams.

He screams the guy that like sits down he's like oh fuck i forgot my fork because he just he doesn't he's never thought about he's caveman he's probably just eating with his hands he's chad yeah he's definitely that just just eating a sweet potato with his hand uncooked uh should we bring in should we bring in uh our special guest for this next segment? Who's the special guest? I'm excited. Video man Randy, making his first appearance to talk about his experience with Brett.

You guys have two minutes. We're calling this the penalty box. You guys both watched Can't Hardly Wait. Randy was not ready for his appearance, that is for sure not even here i'll go ahead and just take that overlay off randy i'm gonna run to the i can hear you i'm gonna have the headphones in i'm gonna take a tea break but carry on with the seg i mean dave was the one i think dave was the one who wanted to do this segment so him just leaving immediately does not really do too much for it uh so you guys both watch the classic teen movie can't hardly wait which is now currently streaming on netflix

uh what were your media takeaways here i'll give i'll give my quick thoughts because i don't have as many thoughts as i think is it a teen movie or teen movie one is it um jennifer love hewitt takes she steals the show d Dylan is that guy, Mike Dinkler, what's his name? Dexter. Disrespect Mike Dexter. Also, Jennifer Love Hewitt does not steal the show. I think she absolutely does.

I don't know. You know what? I'll just say it. American Pie is better. Nope. Terrible take. Thank you, Randy. Thank you. I did enjoy the movie.

It was quite funny. Like I said in the group text, not another team movie. So many more scenes than that make sense now because I've never seen Can't Hardly Wait. But I agree. I still think I have more nostalgia with American Pie. Yep. It's just uncultured trash. That's what you are

yeah i don't these are bad takes but i'll watch it again i mean if it's i'll put it on again it's like uh it's not gonna hit my wedding crashers old school you know kind of realm but like if it's on i'll watch it i don't think there was enough uh i don't know just something about it just didn't do it for me, as an American Pie does. Oh, there weren't enough awkward situational comedy like American Pie? That's the entire script. Yeah, what, there wasn't enough predatory behavior of live streaming girls getting naked in your bedroom? What do you want, you perv?

I could have used more of that, yeah. It focused more on the friendship of the guys and being teenage guys where this was just one party of random different characters and stuff that didn't seem as relatable. Oh yeah, American Pie is super relatable.

Talking about. American Pie might be a predatory movie. They're just all trying to get laid before they graduate. Isn't that the entire premise? So is the guy in fucking... It was a bunch of Seth Greens. He's in love with Amanda, dude.

Don't try to taint his love for Amanda. He's the guy that's like, I'm going to get laid tonight. You don't bring a letter to a girl if you're just trying to have sex. He was in love with her. it was really endearing and sweet jerk yeah i need to re-watch non-military movie now i need you guys to watch american pie like tomorrow you guys need to watch american pie like tomorrow so that you can see how dated and wrong you are about this oh shoot run back my favorite movie from 92,000. I've got to compare the soundtracks

because, I mean, Smash Mouth walking on the sun and Can't Hardly Wait, yeah, I can't beat that. But I think American Pie might have some better music. It's still, they're both really good.

I don't like Gratitude. This movie did debut, I believe, damn it, from Blink-182, though. Yeah, great song. That puts it over the top for me. That song hit very, very hard, for sure.

I'm looking right now. I have to say, their use of walking on the sun is actually tasteful in the moment, right? It's the scene where the letter goes from the trash can and it gets stepped on and dragged in. It actually works in that scenario. For some reason. I saw it like three times in that movie. Alright, Randy. You want my analysis?

There it is. I wanted it. Now I don't anymore. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I thought it was funny. I definitely think that blonde kid with the glasses that's on the shed roof is Duda. The X-Files guy?

Will's back. Welcome back, Will. Yeah, I got kicked out. I don't know what the hell happened. I'll say it's enjoyable. The resolution at the end, it works. I felt something. It was emotional.

And I'll give it a, oh, I don't know, three out of five, three and a half out of five paradoxes. How old were you when American Pie came out in 1999? Five. Five, yeah. So that's not even bringing you back to nostalgia. You were five years old. You were playing with sticks in the street. You weren't even playing with your dinghy then.

Yeah, you didn't even know what your dinghy was then. I was playing Pokemon on Game Boy. But then you're like eight, nine years old, and American Pie is new enough that you can watch it on VHS. No. No, it wasn't even on VHS. It was a DVD movie. Yeah, but my older brother and his friends would watch it.

Definitely on VHS. Brad, I got a big question for you. Red, blue, or yellow, where are you going with for Pokemon? Silver and gold. If this is where we're going, we've got to end this. The two minutes are up, guys. Alright, well thanks for having me and not telling me I was going to pop on.

Anytime. Shut up, human. Gee. Well, the reviews of that movie were disappointing to say the least. Well, it's just embarrassing, the takes that these two had. It's just disgusting. It's trash.

What's not embarrassing... I didn't expect that out of Brett, I'll say it. It's a bad take from Brett. Brett has several good takes, but this is not a good one. Guys, I'm playing with my eyes and ears here. I can't play with my heart at this point. Here is Brett after Golik Jr. I mean, just booking everybody,

and then he comes in with the can't hardly. Oh, he's crashing it. Holster those take pistols for the foreseeable future, Brett. I think we're going to have to take them away like the other guys, and you just get a wood take pistol for the rest of the time. I want a wood take pistol. I understand that reference now. September.

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people are getting their money's worth today even though they're not paying for this I know like I feel like we're trucking through these segments and like we still just got more I think we're going to read some reviews are you guys ready for this I'm very ready uh the first review left this past saturday just says bang dave can you do it i'm not very good at it uh i think what he was looking i think uh the review is is red bang there you go it says

youtube happy hour is the quarantine cure we all need i mean i don't know if that but thank you i mean we have fun with it the happy hours are going pretty good uh yeah we're just all getting blacked out uh a nice young lady named kt luck said i read books out loud and listen to podcasts five stars d Dylan said he only dates girls who read books out loud and listen to podcasts. So here I am. You did say that. No, she said, so here I am, zaddy. Ooh, with a Z?

Yeah. What's the difference between zaddy and daddy? Zaddy is more, it's more flirty. Oh, okay. Yeah, a daddy. Yeah, a zaddy is much different. You flirty. Oh, okay. Yeah. A daddy. Yeah. A zaddy is much different. You're no zaddy,

Brett. Sorry. Hey daddy. Uh, yeah. Rick Rowles said, uh, pod fit for a big cat King.

He said, this pod makes you feel like Joe exotic when you got a strike out of Miriam, a dream come true. Okay. Okay. I don't know is it good i feel like the the reviews that are like like some guy some guy some guy and like their younger brother who they all pick on like do this and that's those those are the reviews i think are really funny well this this guy just said this these are quotes

from his girlfriend regarding the podcast quote i get why you listen but i couldn't do it end quote and then her next quote was quote the co-host with the kid is that the cute one yeah we get it yes is the answer to that question like we just got video like how do these people know what you look like so so much it's kind of annoying that's messed up will's over here like got the best skin in the game i'm i'm me brett's got great hair we don't know who he's talking about or who she's talking about yeah uh here's a longer one are you guys ready for this i don't know what to say about myself this this guy is called that new guy over dur and he just said i i don't know if he's doing a bit, but I'm going to assume that he is.

He just said, wow. If you want to hear about super niche jokes that you won't understand for months, but are hilarious when you get to know all of them, it's the best pod in the game. This is the one. Want to hear about the cheetahs and smoking meats? Boom. These guys are too old, mainly Dorne, to be talking about the crazy wild sex they have. But hey, do you. I don't talk about those things outside of the comfort of my home thanks guys i'll hang

up and listen dylan you do need to tone it down you need to tone it down i don't recall ever doing that even one time but uh thanks for listening can i do a call to action for our listeners before or after this uh this next one this next one this next one's from a guy named AreaMan998. And I don't know why he does this, but he leaves negative reviews on pretty much everything we do. It's pretty amazing how much he hates us and how much real estate we own. But I do appreciate that. One star with the subject line pointless. And he said, I'm convinced that all these five star reviews are written by the same three people. I got news for you, buddy. We got over 4,000 reviews. I don't think three people are just churning out a thousand or I guess 1300 a day. I'll say this. If we do have

someone churning out that many reviews, Brett, we'll send you some figs. Also, please send us your resume because we could, we could use an intern i mean yeah that's fair uh this one this one i think goes out to dylan we're only going to do a couple more here it says as a new it says number one child care podcast i don't think that's the niche we've been trying to fill but please don't use this as your guideline for raising your children, please. Yeah, he did say, oh, good. I clicked into it and it went away. So I can no longer recoup that one. Wonderful. I assume it was really complimentary of me and my parenting. No, it was. I think it actually was. Unfortunately, it's gone now and I can't get it back. Dylan's the cute one.

gone now and I can't get it back. So Dylan, you're the Dylan's the cute one. You're the cute. You're the zaddy one though. No, you're I'm no, I'm not. You're zaddy. I'm not a zaddy. You're the zaddy. Hey, I'm a daddy. You're a zaddy. I'm a zaddy with an X. HD cam. HD cam BB said, uh, this podcast is really going to take off once Dave and Dylan get rid of will. Are you guys doing something? Are you guys planning behind my back to get rid of me? We've been doing this for a long time. Her name is HD cam baby. Yeah.

Well, Dylan. wow. What are you trying to say, Brett? What Brent? He's a, he's the HD cam cutie. cutie so uh that's true i

don't think that's i don't think that's accurate what was yeah these live streams have actually been us auditioning people that makes sense so we're looking at golic jr he's really i mean he came in and just alpha'd so it kind of makes sense that we would we would bump you for him i'll say this if you guys if you guys decided that Mike Golick Jr. was a better fit, I would take a step back. I would maintain my management role in Watch Media because I don't think that any of you can oust me at this point. So I would definitely make sure that I was there.

But I would let Mike Golick Jr. take my place. Well, you're the backbone of this pod, man. No, I think it would take off if we he was fucking electric no one no one's ever looked at me like that we were all just looking i can't smiles on our faces i could i could not podcast with him on a weekly basis i because i cannot maintain that high of a level of broadcasting he's just too much energy for me i do like the guy a lot though it's not too much for me. He's just a lot. It's just impressive. He brought

the noise. I like the people that would DM us after. They're just like, I'm a huge Mike Gola Jr. fan now. We have that effect on people. He'll notice the circling back bump on his show. Him and Wingo are going to notice ratings going up. Oh, yeah. You'd think.

Guys, that's all we got today. You you know what i'll go ahead and say it that was a good one i had fun that was a stacked pod that felt good off the bat though one of my really did one of my least favorite things is when podcast hosts continually say like oh favorite episode i've ever done and like it's like they say it like every week and it's like, no, I couldn't have been. This one was actually really good. Good work guys. It's strong. Yeah. I feel good about this.

Hey, what are you guys doing for the rest of the day? Well, I've got, I'm stepping into the danger zone. It's grocery store day for Will. Ooh. We're running low on necessities and we got to,

we got to figure this out. I'm going to the grocery store this evening after parks his mom picks him up um maybe i'll run into you are you gonna wear a mask yeah you legally have to dylan dude i'm doing it don't worry can i call people out i went to randall's last night because it's right around the corner and hub's kind of chaotic just to get a piece of meat there was a dude just blatantly going no mask walk around the corner and H-E-B is kind of chaotic. Just to get a piece of meat. There was a dude just blatantly going, no mask, walk around the store. And you could tell he had an air about him. Like he thought like, look at these suckers with their masks.

I was, I wanted to say something. I was like, you're kind of being a jerk right now. Everybody's participating in some, in this. And this guy's just walking around like he owns the joint. I picked up lunch yesterday and never even got out of my car and they put it in the trunk of the car so i never even talked to the dude and i love that i still wore a mask it's just courteous mask you're doing it to protect other people that's right yeah that's right all right boys uh we'll be back tomorrow oh fuck we have listened to your heart tonight damn it

actually I don't know I was pumped after last week so I'm ready for it patreon.com slash circling back podcast also if you're still around new shirt launching today whoo

I'm not sure wow be on the lookout sure buddy I'm not sure wow be on the lookout I actually I think this deserves mug treatment too it's so good you think so maybe even a baby onesie alright

guys see you tomorrow that was fun bye