Circling Back - Bull Justice And Ghost Pods

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

Dave and Dillon run twos while Will is out. Today, we're talking about a serious haunting in our studio, recapping our weekends, Dave's IG bull videos, Dillon's story about getting chased by horses, designing a men's retreat, and previewing Randy's return from Japan. (6:39) Recapping this weekend in fun (29:40) Who or what recorded a show at the studio (38:33) Can we design a 35 and up men’s retreat? (1:07:35) Randy Japan Pod preview Bourbon and Beyond- September 19-22 At Highland Festival Grounds At Kentucky Exposition Center in Louisville, Kentucky. Buy Passes here PrizePicks- Download the PrizePicks app today and use code STEAM for a first deposit match up to $100! That’s code STEAM on PrizePicks for a deposit match up to $100. PrizePicks. Run Your Game! Squarespace- For a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right. We're back. Circling back podcast. My name is Dave. Hosting for one Will DeFries who is on vacation in Italy. Wedding bells. Wedding bells, not his own. Yeah, he is already a married man. He is there for a wedding, a family wedding.

That voice is Dylan Schiffer? Yeah, so cut off some slack about the vacations. All right. So wedding, he's got to go. What's he gonna do? Not go right? You're supposed to just not go to the wedding. I am here however, and I'm very happy to be here. One of the we're going

to talk about it one of the weirder mornings in wash media history, I would say. Don't really know what's going on. The AC is out again. I wasn't even going to mention it. I'm almost told you don't mention it because people at this point are laughing at us like yeah these dumbasses can't figure we are

dumbasses we are not HVAC certified technicians, so that's why we can't fix it ourselves. Well, I'll let my shit expire. Otherwise, I would be yeah, but We're gonna power through. I'm gonna be just fine. I'm already acclimating a little bit to the heat. I am perspiring A little but that's okay You're really painting a picture for the listener Thank you, which is good because we don't have video because randy's still in japan. The idiot won't get back from japan um, we may need to have a former

intern From a previous company from a previous podcast kill shot on so we can just see who went harder in Japan because they were both there at the same time and I don't know if you've been following kill shot story. I haven't actually. Is he going harder than Randy? He's going crazy hard. His final his final post from Japan gave me more anxiety than anything over the weekend. Okay, I'm glad I didn't see it over the weekend then. It was basically like went out with, I hope I'm not telling tales out of school, but went out with a random French couple last night, went way too hard.

Now I have to get on a flight, look terrible. No offense. Um, just not the move, not the move. Well, that's kill shot. That's kill shot. That's not Randy. the Japanese logger. I love it. I feel like that'll get you locked up over there if you start doing sidewalk slammers in Japan Yeah, but they run a tight ship. They're not a kill shot exemption. No, he doesn't have diplomatic immunity Is that what you're saying? I'm suggesting that that would be you know, maybe he does he should he should lock up kill shot for it He does sidewalk slammers. This is what he does clean it up. He's a gentleman. Hey, here's our schedule this week We're doing cold call tomorrow on Patreon. Mm hmm. What's cold call? You're new here.

Well, that's where we call you. We call you. Where's the where's the form that people go fill out? I should have asked Will that before, because I don't know where someone who wants to get called can go fill it out. Let me look it up. We're going to post it out. Let me look it up. We're gonna post it out. Anyway. I think I can find that.

That's where we call listeners who have consented to our calling, giving us a little something like, hey, I'm so-and-so, I got a bone to pick with Dorn. Hey, I wanna know what Dorn's deal is. Hey, Dorn fucked up something on the grammar thing. It doesn't all have to be Dorn related, Dylan's Dorn, but I will say that's some of it.

And that's tomorrow. We're gonna record that tomorrow. It'll be Dylan and I. Yes. Maybe we'll get Brett in here. I feel like Brett's a good cold call guy. He's our biz dev guy, he's our sales guy. He should be able to cold call well.

Let's see here. Let me, I'm definitely going to find it. It's just a matter of when. Okay. Okay. In the meantime, let me say, we're gonna do listener voicemails We record that Wednesday afternoon, and that'll drop Thursday also on patreon wash media.com Slash cold call okay again wash media.com Cold call if you go there. There's a nice clean little form for you to fill out

We'll take you but a minute to do it Drop your name your your phone number, and what you like to discuss with us. And if it's good enough, we will call you. Cold, it's a cold call. We like to just see what's going on out there. We like to keep our ear to the street, see what the pulse is looking like, you know what I mean?

Absolutely, David. Every Friday we drop a newsletter. We dropped one last week. It's on Substack. Go to washed.substack.com. I'm going to do that. Um every He's done that. He's good. Oh, he did that. He's done that he's good for oh he did that he's done that one already. Yeah, so check that out and Also go sub our YouTube we normally have video there YouTube comm slash circling back check that out, but also go to youtube.com slash washed media every Thursday. We do a

Dylan's track house. What is that? What is Dylan's track house? Yeah, Dylan's Track House is a, every Thursday at 2 p.m. Central, we do a live stream from here in the wash media from the bullpen. And I play Golden Tea, which is a very popular golf arcade game. I'm quite good at it for an amateur.

And we stream for about an hour and a half, and we mix it up with the boys. We take questions from you guys with the boys. We take questions from you guys in the chat. It's a lot of fun. Come check it out. We have a good time. Um I'm I'm turning a corner in my game. Um if you've

been following, I've been trying to hit thirty under on the stream. I got twenty-nine the other day. You hit thirty in the office though. I hit thirty twice on Friday. Oh damn. I hit thirty twice on Friday. I just can't do it on a live stream. I'm going to do it very, very soon.

You just need one more stroke. I'm flirting with it. Or I guess one less. Yes, I'm flirting with 30. We're going to do it. It's going to happen very soon. Like I said, my game is sharpening. Yeah, he's really stroking it. Thursday, 2 o'clock Central.

Might even do like a surprise pop-up stream every now and then. Just like nothing going on, just like, you know what, let's stream for an hour. Sometimes you gotta pop out. That's right. Now it's time to recap. This weekend in fun. Of course. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening.

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Red clay strays will be there which is becoming one of my favorite bands currently a familiar with them Dave I am familiar I think friend of the show one Brent Rooker not to name-trop but friend of the show is a fan He likes to post what he's listening to. Yeah, and I've seen him post them before I thought they were just like they had one big hit and they just kind of just okay stuff after that then I dug in Mm-hmm. I really love them. Teddy swims will also be there. You know, who else is gonna be there Marin Morris the boys of watch media We're in Morris is gonna be there for yes for clarification. You will also be there. It's an incredible lineup. I'm gonna from my newsletter this week I'm considering crafting my perfect lineup schedule

Considering yeah, we should probably look at that to figure out the plan of action. Yeah, that might be what I do Anyway, if you want more information and to purchase tickets, please go to bourbonandbeyond.com. Bourbonandbeyond.com and we will add a link in the description of this episode on where you can purchase those tickets. Bourbon and Beyond, we're so excited for it. Again, September 19th through the 22nd. I'm pretty pumped. Yeah. I'm pretty pumped. Every time I look at this lineup, there's something new that pops out and

I'm feeling a man I'm feeling a nostalgia play. I'm feeling matchbox. Are you? I mean, like, depending on who they're I don't know how that's gonna interfere with other artists. Then I think I'm gonna try to squeeze it in. Okay, I might let you go off and do your thing. I would love that. I like to get away from people. I might catch somebody else while you're doing that. No offense to Matchbox 20.

Yeah. Would you like to hear about my weekend in Fon? I know, I'm still looking at the lineup. Yeah, go ahead, give me your weekend in Fon. I had one of the best weekends of the year so far. It was just, I didn't do anything crazy, but I had some really good quality time with Parks, my son, we practice some baseball, he got tryouts coming up. And he's he's

rounding in a form. He's got he's hitting the ball well. He's putting the barrel on it. Swing looks better than it's looked. I'm now I'm like, I'll start swinging harder, man. Let's start driving the ball to the outfield. And he he's figuring it out. So that's going Oppo yet. He'll go Oppo on you. Okay. Yeah, that's all I needed. The first time I threw a pitch outside to him and he went with it. You know, he kind of stepped into it and purposely hit it to the opposite field. I was like, that's what you're supposed to do. Little each row. It was great. Exactly. Okay. So I did that spend a lot of time with chels and uh I'm new here. Who's chels?

Chels is the lady friend. Okay. Yeah. We've been spending some time together. She met Park so now we can hang out all together which is a lot of fun for all of us and things are going really well. Parkes has met the dog. Yeah he loves the dog. Oh that's good. Shrek is his name. You know it's national dog day. I did not. Well you should know that as a dog owner, it's kind of embarrassing. We got a swim off, we had dinner down the street here. Odd Duck. Give me your review.

Give me that Odd Duck review. Go ahead. We had a fantastic time. Okay. The food's rich for my taste. And Chelsea, she was the first to say it. I didn't want it, she was like, this place is really good, I've been a long time ago

and I loved it. She was like, okay, let's check it out. And I have been before, but it's been a while. Everything's just really rich, man. A great margarita, I will say. Frozen. Okay. It's in a, it's right down the street. It's a really cool building.

Yeah, no, it's very cool. It's in a, right next to Gibson. Yeah. Yeah, walking distance, I mean. Right across the street a right next to Gibson. Yeah. Yeah. Walking distance. I mean, right across the street from Gibson. Great area. But yeah, one of those places when I moved to Austin, it was like talk was a talk of the town for a while. A duck. They must have gotten a new head chef or something.

And he just likes to just oversalt. And it was rich, man. OK. That's good to know. It was a fantastic time. It tear that ass up. No, you know good to know. But it was a fantastic time. Did it tear that ass up? No, you know, I got an iron gut Dave. Well, I don't know when you come start coming in you're talking about rich food I'm wondering if that if that gut got my gut. I finally got defeated. I can eat anything dog. You know, I'm just fine Sure about that. I'm sure about that. Yeah, and we got we went swimming Cooked a nice little I cooked some salmon last night, it was quite good.

Dude, the famous Dylan Shivery salmon. And salmon. Did you put some salt and pepper on it? Asian glaze, I didn't actually. I just used this Asian glaze dressing. Insane glaze. To bake it, and then at the end, you broil it for a few minutes.

Oh yeah. To like crisp up the top. It's gas, dude. Yeah, insane Asian glazing. I'm gonna invite you over one night. For some like crisp up the top. It's gas dude. Yeah, insane Asian glazing. I'm gonna invite you over one night. For some salmon? For some salmon. Hey, I saw a new, okay so we've talked about like how

Instagram reels, and they probably do this on TikTok too, people will purposely pronounce something incorrectly. They'll slide it in there. Yeah, you never do that. No I don't.'ll slide it in there. You never do that. No, I don't. I take it too seriously. People will slip it in there and you'll be like, wait, just so you'll run it back.

It's very intentional. So you can double it, you'll double it, and their hope is you run it back and listen to it, so give them two times the streams. They'll comment, like, what is this, this guy's an idiot. Or they'll say it to their friends, look how this dumbass says, senyoki. Right. They called it ganoushi. That's a great example. That's like that was the first one

super intentional, but it works. I've fallen for it. Like you're an idiot. That's not how you say that. And it just hits this like algorithm jet stream because people are commenting and sharing it and making fun of you. I saw one yesterday, the guy called it a avocado Shut the fuck up. I swear to God shut up a Vokado and I didn't send it cuz I like I'm not gonna I know what you're doing and I don't like it Yeah, and I'm not gonna fuck it at least like he knows it's not called a Vok. No, no one's calling it a Vok. Oh It works that was his agree that wasn't ganache but it was close that's that that might be the most egregious one you know what it might be because avocado is more in the everyday vocabulary than gnocchi.

Gnocchi is like, it's not on your regular lunch menu. Yeah, it's a little bit more of an exotic word than avocado. Yeah. So yeah. Almost a little bit more understandable. Yeah. Avocado. I wonder how many people realize that that's what they're doing So yeah. Almost a little bit more understandable. Yeah. Vockado. I wonder how many people realize

that that's what they're doing and how intentional it is. I watched this guy's entire video, his entire little reel, and he didn't miss a beat on anything else. And he just slipped it in there. And I was like, God. We see what you're doing.

Other than that, I watched Dante's Peak. Ever seen Dante's Peak? Pierce Brosnan? I have not. and the woman from the Terminator. Oh Really something Hamilton Linda. Yeah And it was really good. What's it about? it's about this this quaint little mountain town that is situated next to a volcano and Pierce Brosnan is like a geologist and volcanist, is that a word?

Anyway, he's like, this thing's gonna erupt, we need to evacuate the town. And the town's like, no, no, no, we don't want to do that. Let's see how it plays out. He's like, I'm telling you, like, we're all in a lot of danger. Sure enough, it erupts. And the town is destroyed. And he saves some little family and you know. It sounds like Don't Look Up, the Netflix original with Leonardo DiCaprio. A little bit. Without the global warming element to it.

No, but you've got the lava element which will warm you. It will do more than just warm. Didn't you say you could defeat lava one on one? I said I would simply outrun it. Well, how do you feel? How does Dante, how do you feel? How does Dante? How does watching Dante's Peak an

accurate movie make you feel about that take? Uh first of all, I don't know how accurate it is but um if you are directly next to a volcano as it's erupting, you're probably in some trouble. Ash, especially when you're in a

little town with like like one road in and out, you know Oh, yeah, that's tough But if like if I see lava coming at me and like, um, you know, I'm able-bodied as I am thankfully Oh, it's guys guys hear that. I'm simply gonna go the other way Okay But it's a good movie also started season four of the boys any sex scenes and Dante's Peak No They didn't they had a Pierce Brosnan movie. They had Pierce in there. Prime Pierce, right? Back in the day. Yeah, yeah. This is uh 97. Oh,

this is Prime Pop Top. Not like Jack, but like handsome. Good shape chest hair. His flow in this movie. Tasteful amount of chest hair. Great hair. Tasteful chest hairful chest hair the flow was on point just a handsome handsome man and they didn't have him he made out with Linda Hamilton at one point wait so there's fucking lava and this dude's just making out yeah I don't know how serious of a scientist this guy is check it out a little too close to the it's good to the town. Okay. That's my weekend, it was excellent. Okay, great. What about you? Oh, where do I begin?

So I stayed in all weekend. As far as like going out, going hard, I stayed in. I should also mention that I watched football and had a great time doing it. Yeah, oh dude, this guy's frat, cool. Yeah. I too had watched football and had a great time doing it. Oh dude, this guy's frat, cool. Yeah. I too had watched football and had a great time doing it, for the most part.

I watched way too much Cowboys pre-season, which I don't know why. You love pre. I did, I'm the king of pre. So Friday night I stayed in, in the wash newsletter I teased that it was gonna be a martini weekend, and guess what, guess what I did? I fucked around and I had a martini.

Okay. Homemade. My wife, my wife made me a martini and I had one martini. Wanted to take it easy because I went kind of hard the prior weekend with the back to back trips. Did the Netflix original docu-series Wyatt Earp and the Cowboy Wars. I'll tell you right now, I finished it last night, all six episodes. I knocked it out in about three or four days.

And I'll give you my review of that at the end here. But Friday night, stayed in, did that. Saturday, woke up, did a little gym, gymnasium, got back on the bag, the heavy bag at Lifetime for the first time in a few months really. Been taking it easy. I aggravated my shoulder earlier in the year and I don't think the bag helped that hitting the bag. So I did that for a bit.

It's really the only cardio I've done in a long time. I'll twitch you with those hands. They were okay. I'm kind of, if you notice me mess with my knuckle, I kind of feeling it. I think I might've fucked my wrap up, but I don't really do cardio anymore. Uh, might shock you. I just don't really have time to do it. I'm more of a weight guy.

Cardio stinks, man. It's just not fun, but that was good. Um, Saturday. Yeah. It's just not fun but that was good. Saturday, yeah it was big college football day. Kicked it off, game day, rolled right into that, got to watch McAfee, wondering if he's just going to completely melt down. He held it together through game day, good for him. Dude the game, the Florida State Georgia Tech game was so much fun. The had so much fun. Opening drive, the first two drives for both teams. Like you're watching, you're like, oh, we got a banger out of the game. We had a game in Dublin, college football game in Dublin, which you don't see.

We had a top 10 upset. In a thrilling finish, the vibes were on point. We had some some trolling from Georgia Tech after the game. It was just awesome. You got to talk your shit if you from Georgia Tech after the game. It was just awesome. You gotta talk your **** if you're Georgia Tech. Yeah, it was great, man.

What's our coach Brent Key? I don't know. that dude earned a fan. This guy, he made one fan. It was me. The players seen the level. Yeah. hung out. Didn't really didn't really do much that night outside of watch more Wyatt Earp. Okay, here's the deal. A lot of guys when they get to my age, that's 40.

I mean, you can tell me if you did this you get into some new hobbies. I think I think kill us, you know, Shane, Shane dog. I think he talked about this you get into like some historical stuff World War Two. I've been a big proponent of World War Two in color. It's just a great way to pass the time I've been skewing Texas history American Southwest history Native American history Wyatt Earp cowboy frontier shit got into that. Okay, so I knocked it out And let me tell you

There's a lot more to the Wyatt Earp story than you know. You've probably seen Tombstone a number of times. You look like a guy who fancies himself a Tombstone guy. Great flick. Great flick. This is going to shock you. Not the most accurate flick per this docu-series, but some elements of it do represent what happened. It was good. If you're looking for a way to, I don't know, if you've got a flight're if you're looking for a way to i don't know if you got a flight coming up maybe i should tell will this first flight home pop it on it's an easy watch

okay they do the the reenactment so you know they've got that they mix in it's a docu series so they mix in the historians like here's a professor from university in new mexico and he's got like a cool like uh southwesty bolo tie on fuck yeah like real Like real, real. You gotta hit him with the bolo. What's the, what's the real hot color or like the teal blue. Yeah. I know you're talking about. It gives a, it gives Navajo. Yeah.

Neo Western. Very much so. Yeah. There's one guy who's really egregiously rocking that thing. Okay. And he'll give you some fun facts about Wyatt, Doc Holliday and the boys. Uh, totally worth it. Totally worth it. I'm going to

go run back Tombstone just because it's a great movie. It's one of those movies that if it's on, I'm tuning in. I'm going to leave it on. I've seen it probably 25 times and I'll leave it on. I might just go out of my way to watch it over

the weekend. It's awesome. Um know, I had exactly one tequila neat on Saturday. Look at you. Kept it tight because I knew I had a big Sunday morning. It's a lifetime pool and our whole plan was let's get up early. Let's try to beat the crowd, beat the heat. Let's get out there by 10. So, I take my son. We get there. Walk out to the pool. The lap pool is pretty crowded. People get in there working. But like the big adult pool, there's really nobody in it. So I'm like, okay, that's weird. There's no lifeguards or anything. Like none of like the cool, the slides are on or anything. But I'm like, whatever. We got Rhodes this new, Rhodes is my son. We got him one of those

squirt guns that you suck the water in by pulling it back and then you shoot the water. Big player at that point. This one's shaped like a sword, a big foam sword and it's fucking sick. When Parks has one of those, this is what I say to him about 20 times, not in the face.

Lee, you can squirt me in the back and the chest all you want, just don't hit, not in the eyes, man, come on. And he'll do it. And like, hey, man, what I just said, shout out to not having video today. Yeah. Um, but no, I told, I told Rhodes, I go, the only person you're allowed to shoot with as me. Yeah. Like don't shoot strangers. Cause he'll help, you know, he's not afraid.

He'll see somebody walking by. And when he pulls that, that thing out. He's nice with it. Yeah, I get it man. Yeah, it's scary hours. He wants to let it sing, I get it. Yeah. Scary hours. So we get in there, he's got his little Spider-Man

puddle jumper, little floaty on. And we're in there for like 10 minutes. I'm like, I don't know if the pool's open. I don't know if we're supposed to be in here, but I don't really care, because he's having a blast. He's spraying me, he's point blank spraying me. Hell open. I don't know if we're supposed to be in here, but I don't really care. Cause he's having a blast. He's spraying me. He's point blank spraying me. Hell yeah.

I'm just like, whatever I'm spraying him. And then a guy comes over like, Hey, sorry to break up the party. That's how he, uh, that's how he, and I knew immediately where this is going. He's like, our hours changed. Uh, we're, we're officially on, um, fall hours or whatever. So kids can't be in the pool? He's like, pool doesn't open until 11. But the indoor pool's open.

I'm like, OK. The indoor pool just doesn't hit, right? And I was like, did somebody? I go, were we bothering somebody? Because I wanted to know if somebody narked on us. He's like, no, no, no. We just saw you over here. I'm like, OK.

He's like, we don't have any lifeguards. And I'm like, well, we're in the shallow end. I get it, liability, whatever. I can save my son if he ventures off. Again, we're in six inches of water, but okay. I get it, I get it. So we go to the indoor pool. So we hang out in the indoor pool till 11, okay?

Because we're not leaving. Sure, we're not fucking leaving. Sure. 11 rolls around, let's go. We go out to the outdoor pool get in there we're in the outdoor pool until like 130 damn that's a day it was a day Rhodes he ran into two of his buddies from school two different kids from school and they just went off and did like just wild-ass three-year-old shit did he

blast him with the super soaker they They did that. They played, they've got one of those like giant mushrooms that is like a waterfall. Oh yeah, very familiar. They went under that. They screamed every time they went under it even though it's like it's not that bad. You've been under this thing 25 times. Just waterfall on his head. Yeah, it's not that big of a deal. It was a blast and honestly, huge for me, because normally when it's just me and him up there, it's just me throwing him around the pool, just absolutely ripping up my rotator cuff.

Didn't have to do that. In fact, he didn't even want to play with me. Because I would go over and be like, oh, and he'd be like, I'm good. You're embarrassing me. I was like, yes, seriously. My friends are here. And I was like, well, all right, that's fine.

So we had a day, I was exhausted man. I can't be in the water that long. It was giving me flashbacks to poor day when I was in the ocean for like four hours with them. We had a great time. Went home. Good. Immediately get home. Alyssa's like hey a kid down the street staying with his grandma wants to know if you want to go over there. So my son goes over there. I'm like, where do you get the energy? So, he goes over there and plays. I'm just like, dude, so I try to sneak a nap in. He slept well that night. Oh, he slept great last night. Yeah, it was phenomenal. Uh did some steaks for dinner. Um knocked

out the rest of wider wider threw in a couple lost. Like lost right now is getting pretty serious. I don't know if you've heard of the show. Do this smoke. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know. I don't

know. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the rest of the show. Um like 20 years old so I feel like I can say whatever I want about it. We've got helicopters crashing. We got people there. We don't know what's going on. We're not getting answers. We're getting some shots of the future, what it looks like when some of them get off the island. I'm digging it, man.

I'm digging it. And yeah, like I said, I watch way too much Cowboy preseason. I watched Trey Lance do all five picks. It was pathetic on my part. Look, not good. You was pathetic on my part. Look not good You got to give them some time. You feeling bullish on the Cowboys this year. I Yeah, I did a chat on patreon the other day and I said somebody was very very down on him. I'm like they've They've got basically the same roster. They've improved some like D line stuff. Like they're gonna be good

I'm not saying they're gonna do anything in the playoffs They never do but I don't know tune into Too Much Dip if you want more lukewarm cowboy takes like that. That's right. We'll record that later on today. But yeah that's about it man. It was kind of a it was just a boring weekend outside of college football. Did anything else happen? Did we miss anything? Randy's in Japan following that. Will went to, Will's in Italy. Yeah. I don't know. Other than that, I think we pretty much covered it. Didn't stay up for the 11 o'clock Hawaii kickoff. Tried to. I don't think you missed anything. I

don't think I did. Also, I don't know how easy it was to watch on television here. Yeah, you had to stream it. I saw a lot of people upset about that, but that was my weekend. That was Dylan's weekend, that was a delight. Great stuff. Sometimes you gotta just take it easy. Got Labor Day weekend coming up, we got Bourbon and Beyond coming up, we gotta ease into that, we're old now. Dylan's almost 41.

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OK, let's get to what people tuned in for. I'm at the pop top, by the way. Dude, it's yeah. That prize picks read just took it out of me. I have balls of sweat just running down my. Torso right now, you say balls of sweat. Yeah, I guess that works. I think most people would have said beads beads of sweat. Yeah, beads, beads, balls of sweat sweat. Yeah. Beads, beads.

Balls of sweat. They're balls, they're beads, whatever. I'm sweating is what I'm trying to say. All right, I'll walk into the office this morning. I think I get here early. I get here about 10 after nine. Brett's car's here. I'm a cool Brett, you know, Brett grinder.

Walk in. I'm the ultimate, like I know when something's off. I'm the first to smell like bad trash. I'm the first to I know when something's off. I'm the first to smell like a bad trash I'm the first to notice the ACs fucked up Immediately now AC is out. Yeah, walk by it. Look 83 degrees. Look over at Brett. I'm like AC, huh? He's like, yeah, okay Put my bag down I noticed the stew light is on the studio light now We have a separate room where we record by studio light He's referring to the big bright studio lights not the lights in the city

But the studio lights that shine in our beautiful little faces the ones that Randy warms us about when he turns them on very big And very bright. Yeah well Walk in I don't know. I don't know why I I walked in, I was like, huh? And then I also noticed Randy, Randy's disco ball party lights are on. So he's got this thing, if you've tuned into Patreon to the Do You Know It game show,

he will occasionally, if there's a bonus question, hit that button and it shoots the lights all over the place. The only way, it's very roller rink for the record, the only way to turn on the studio lights and the disco lights Dave just referred to, we have a little, two little remotes that control these lights and they are situated right next to Randy's desk.

That is the only way you can turn these on. There's no switch you can flip. No, like a power surge I don't think is doing it. No. So I got a Brett Mike. What's, were you recording something this morning? What What's is that what you're doing up here? I don't know what you would have possibly been a party pod at 8 a.m. Today. What's going on fucking love a Monday morning party pod Nothing better, but he wasn't he was nice. Like no I came in this morning

He's like I was gonna ask if you were Dylan came up here over the weekend I was like I did not I thought you might have come up to do some hats I walk in 15 minutes later and the first thing Dave said is were you here over the weekend. I was like, I did not. We thought you might have come up to do some hats. I walk in 15 minutes later and the first thing Dave said is, were you here over the weekend? I said no. By the way, we should mention, uh, got a bunch of cool merch over at our website. Do we not mention that? Yeah, I completely forgot. It's on fire. It's on fire. We're moving a lot of product right now. I think we have like one out of office hat left. Check out the subreddit there. Everyone is fired up about this store. Washed.shop, right?

Washedmedia.shop. Washedmedia.shop. Yeah. Go check it out. Dylan's like, no, I did not. So we did something we don't typically like to do. Will's in Italy, as we've mentioned. And we gotta know, cause like,

Randy certainly wasn't here. Maybe Will came by and Will recorded something for Scaries or did something. Shoot Will a message. He initially says he did not come up here, followed up with, I did go up there, but he did not mess with the stew, correct? Correct, that's what he said.

He certainly did not turn the party lights on. You want my theory? Yeah. First of all, Spooky Season is just over a month away. Can't come soon enough. If you're unfamiliar, we do a Spooky Season episode on Patreon once a week during the month of October. Five Tuesdays in October, by the way. Ghosts are a major player in those episodes so um yeah i think there's a

ghost we're haunted and he's just trying to get us ready for spooky season by getting us a little shook what else could have happened Dave someone broke in and recorded a podcast so we've got these locked them you know locked the door behind them probably not that's another thing yeah lock the door behind them we've got we've got some great neighbors here in the office complex our friends across the way at field they have I mean outside of like the Pentagon and the White House I feel like their security system is like second to none they've got cameras that'll talk to you when you walk by. Just letting you know you're being recorded. Don't try any funny business, right?

We've had little get togethers up here and they've shot us texts like, hey, we just picked up y'all at the office, so we're getting a lot of activity. I think Brett shot them a text. We're waiting to see if their camera picked anything up. Because like I want to see like a video of like 3 30 a.m. scary hours. And I want to see like just this room light up. Because the only logical explanation is that something a poltergeist, if you will, recorded a pod. I want something to make us a little bit uncomfortable in here. We need it. Everybody's getting way too comfortable.

I agree. Yeah, we need something. And this is enough to do it. So we asked Will, we asked Randy, we're just like, hey, what could this possibly have been? There's no logical explanation. Surely no electrical short or electrical issue could have done that.

Surely no one could have come in here and accidentally hit the wrong button. The only logical thing that could have come in here and accidentally hit the wrong button. The only logical thing that could have happened is something very spooky. Maybe many years ago, someone was, I don't know, disemboweled here. Murdered. That'd be kind of sick. Someone got guillotined. Unfortunate for that person and their family, but it'd be kind of sick if that's the story that happened here. Right. And again, we shout out to their family if that did happen and if they are listening and if you have any knowledge of this that may have happened in this specific

spot on Lamar in Austin let us know but the only logical thing that could have happened is something, something died here and has yet to move on and has seen what we're doing, loves the show, didn't get it at first, you know, there's a little bit of a loading phase, but like, you know, the more it's gotten to know us, it's like, dude, I love what these guys do. I don't know why I listen, but it's great background to my other hauntings.

Yeah, like these guys, I finally got it. And this one guy, Dave, is probably my favorite. Loves Dave. Yeah, like this guy's, like the other guys are fine. No, they're good, dude. The one guy just laughs at Dave's jokes and he's okay's okay. He's like no that is a fake deep voice Yeah, he fakes his voice but like he's he's a cool dude. He's actually really good at golden tea Yeah, he's good at golden tea, but but he doesn't bring a whole lot to the podcast

Maybe that's what's keeping you from getting 30 under maybe this thing is just subverting you. Oh shit Did you ever think of that? It's like it's it's changing slightly the trajectory of my trackball movements and I can't even notice. Yeah you're just a tick off on the string. So we don't know what's going on. The only thing we can do is I think we need to put down a little recording device, leave it on overnight, run the camera and see if we pick up on anything. Do you know if any of these cameras do like infrared or heat sensing? These are pretty basic cameras, DSLRs they call them. It's a digital single lens reflex if you didn't know.

Just stun on me real quick. But no, I don't think that they're capable of infrared or heat imaging. Okay. I don't think. So I mean, I don't know. I don't like to trash the company, but like, so we've been trying to go wireless

since we started. Randy's yet to do that. We have these basic ass cameras. And now when we need to investigate a potential ghost, we can't even, we can't even like tell like heat sensing shit. We can't see if something cold walks into the room. No or floats into the room Pops out of the wall. I'm cure. I'm cure. I'm I'm a little

I'm a little shook. I'll be honest We need answers. We need maybe we don't need answers. Just keep living in this slight fear It's something nefarious is afoot, you know, I've often felt uneasy up here at night I do the DraftKings live on Too Much Dip on Thursdays. I usually come up here to do it. And I often feel a little uncomfortable. I don't know. Like this, the feeling of you're not alone.

Or the feeling of... Maybe they keep sabotaging our AC unit. That's another, that's a great point because this all happened over the weekend our ac went out and the lights were left on what are they trying to tell us get the fuck out maybe like we already we built we put a lot of money into this not this place isn't cheap and also like we built a studio out we did i don't want to i don't we're stuck here for what two more years I don't want to. We're stuck here for what? Two more years? I don't want to move. Oh, it's a great location. Well, I might have to. Okay.

We'll let you know. We'll keep you posted. Okay. Next. I don't know what your Instagram explore feed looks like. I keep getting tagged in and I keep getting served more live men's conferences. Great men? Not just, yes, the great men, the men from the great dinner are a big player in that. I saw that the great man, the head of the great men, the greatest man, is organizing

a retreat. Did you see this? I did. Okay. So I think that's what fucked up my Instagram because I watched it. I watched that video a number of times and now I'm getting them served from like all over the country. This guy also reached out to us. Remember? He did. Yeah. And I would welcome him on the show. As long as he's okay, that we're probably going to make fun of him a little bit. You did wish that he, you did wish the entire Great Men Dinner to become unemployed. I did, but that was all in fun. I think he knows that we're doing jokes. This is a comedy format podcast.

He knows we're doing jokes. He knows that I don't actually want them to lose their livelihood. But they are highly make fun of, make fun of a bull. Make fun of a bull. Highly make fun of a bull. Make fun of a bull. Highly make fun of a bull. Yeah, no, it's fun, I get it. Well, man, if I didn't have kids, I would get out of this conference. No, you wouldn't.

I promise. No, you wouldn't. I would do it for content. For content. If y'all would put me, if y'all would pay for it, I would go. Yeah, so this guy is organizing a retreat for like-minded,

highly performing, entrepreneurial spirited. That's not true, they don't have to be hot. You don't have to be hot, but they probably prefer that you're good looking. I watched the video, there's a couple good looking guys, it's not all hot. There's some Daves in the group. Yeah, they're in decent shape.

You don't see any sloppy bodies in there. No, there's no sloppy bodies. Yeah, what's that? What's a sloppy body? It's just you know, you've got it's kind of how I felt after Greenville Yes, you're just you're just a little you got sloppy. You got a party. You got party bod Yeah, you got if you jump up and down you're gonna shake Your torso is gonna gonna bounce. Okay, that's Dylan chivalry on sloppy bodies. That's what a sloppy body is Rose is watching this show called odd bods Okay, and

Now he's just calling everybody an odd bod I like it. I'm like, hey man, you probably shouldn't do that You can't you can't be shaming the boys. You should certainly should be shaming your dad Yeah, like I know I've kind of let it rip a little bit. Parks. I've been traveling a lot. When Parks was in pre-k, he had this, one of his teachers was a young black woman and she had big big hair. Okay. And they had this thing where she was like, like Parks would say, you have monster hair? And she's like, oh, monster hair. And she had a lot of fun with it. Like she was great with Parks. And I was like that's funny it's it's a cute thing you guys have you probably shouldn't bring that outside of the school if you see someone with hair like that you probably shouldn't say oh monster hair because it's a bad look for your for your dad sure you know what i mean and he learned a

lesson that day he did so i put a i put a kibosh on the monster hair i would i would kill for monster hair i would too yeah i would kill for hair. Yeah, I get it. You understand what I'm saying? I understand. Which brings us to Nutri-ful. No. I'm kidding. Yeah, I'm getting served these men's retreats like crazy.

And this is gonna be a big Instagram show because we got more after the next read. I've got more Instagram content. But I was like, if you were to put to task us with a men's retreat What does that look like Okay, what is the goal of this retreat because these guys like the great men for example, they want to get like they're They want a network

Right. They want to be them best. They want their best self like they're, they wanna network, right? They wanna be them best, they wanna talk shop. They wanna talk shop with other like-minded individuals, other high-performing great men. What's the goal of our retreat? Do we, do any of us perform highly? Wellness is also a big player, like no alcohol. High-performing is a big word

that's getting thrown around a lot lately. Do any of us perform at a high level? I think we're fairly high. Well, we pot at a high level, but does that perform? I don't really know. We're at a mid-sized level, I would say. I don't know what that means. Squirrely mid-sized level.

I don't get it. Also, they eat clean meals that are heavy in protein and no alcohol. So it's like, let's get your mind right. Let's get your bodies right. Let's network. alcohol and no alcohol. So, friendship, right? Um I, I, man, I was striking out with dads at the pool yesterday. Oh really? Yeah, it's just bombing. I got no material. I go on autopilot when it, when I'm around the kids. It's like I'm just, I can't take my eye off like making sure my son's not running by the pool, which by the way, he got the whistle blown at him for running. I'm like dude, he's three and a half. That's a, that's a rite of passage. Yeah. like, dude, he's three and a half. That's a ride of passage.

Yeah. The lifeguard whistle because she's a little high school punk. Oh yeah. I used to get the whistle all the time. Dude, just stop running. I can't. I'm a kid. I'm a kid.

I'm going to run. I literally can't stop running by the point. See that dude over there? That dude's in my class. I'm going to sprint to him. Yeah. He's sprinting distance away. I'm not going to walk to him.

Yeah, I's he's he's sprinting distance away. I'm not going to walk to him. Um yeah, I don't know. I feel like uh I feel like a retreat for us, a circling back retreat which I think we could do although we could just do a golf tournament because there's one guy who's been on our ass for like five years about doing a golf tournament in the spring. Uh a charity golf tournament. I think that would have to be a player in it. Okay. Okay. Networking is, we're going to network. How does that work though? You just talk to other people and you befriended them. You look them in the eye. And it's like, hey man, maybe we could down the road do something we

can do together, help each other out. I feel like there needs to be a class on how to, whether you're going in for a handshake, you're going in for a handshake, you're going in for a straight up dab, or you're just fist bumping and moving on. Because that's an issue I've had at meetups before. Because you get some guys, and they just want to, and I'm going in, and then they switch. I know that's like a, that's a common,

that's a trope, right? That's a white guy trope, we have trouble with that. But I noticed it at the Greenville meetup that I have had a few awkward things and it gets off on a rough start. Yeah. So you want to have like a standard, like let everybody know this is our shaking hands before this event. That's exactly right.

Not a secret handshake necessarily, but just like... What about the Euro handshake? You know, like golfers do this because there are a lot of international golfers. So they do like the like it's not a typical handshake. It's it's you come in like y'all can't there's no video. You know what I mean? They come in like this. Yeah. Kind of an almost like an arm wrestle position. Yes. Thank you. That's that's the international. That's the

standard international handshake. Yeah, I hate it. Soccer players do it too. I don't know if I like it. It's fine. I kind of just like a normal, hey, we might do business at some point, handshake, look me in the eyes. Just one firm single pump handshake? Yeah, just a up pump.

Okay. Not like an up and down, like full on situation. I think alcohol is allowed, but one. So that's a thing. A lot of these are completely sober. Exactly one. Clouds are your judgment. Exactly one beer.

Exactly. That way, you know, you a little social lubricant, maybe get you talking more, but we're not gonna wake up with a hangover. Yeah. Because we're there to network. I can't think of anything worse than waking up at a men's retreat

for wellness and high performing men and being hung over. They work out at these things too. Yeah, they do work out. We're not going to work out. No. That's not for us. That's not wash style. What if we have like a double rim basketball hoop?

I'm listening. Our workout is see if you can recreate Dylan getting rim that one time, that one fateful day from four or five years ago. Is everyone gonna sign waivers? Yeah. Then yeah. We're gonna have full legal, it's gonna be fine, we're gonna clear it.

Then yeah, we should have a double rim set up. Okay. Just regulation 10-4. Half court shots with a bottle of piss right next to the half court line. We could definitely do something like that. Just a big old malt liquor bottle that's probably pissed. No one really wanted to find out, but it's sitting there.

Yeah. Okay. I think we've just designed the perfect retreat for men. What are the ladies going to do? Can we have fajitas? They got Camp Wilmommies. The Wilmommies. Toss.

You gotta go toss. Okay. Hey, uh. What are the Walcoms? This isn't a men only thing. I thought it was. Oh, it is. Oh yeah, this is for men's retreat. It's a men only thing. I thought it was. Oh, it is. Oh,

yeah. This is for men. This is a men's retreat. It's a men's retreat. Sorry. What they they they they got Will Mommy's. Will Mommies are already doing it. They're already doing this. They're like 4 years into this thing. Yeah, they got merch. I'm not going to mess with them. They do lanyards and badges. Ladies, this pimp's too. No one's giving like we would not have a badge. Where would you go to make a badge? Kinkos? Probably Kinko.

That's a great response. Yeah. So, you knew we could definitely do badges. You can get lanyards from Amazon for probably 50 cents a pop. Okay. Okay. Really embarrassed right now. Yeah. Okay. I think it's going to, I would go. Let's put it on. Okay.

We run it through washed. We get, we get, we get scaries to run it. Next thing you know, we get, we get scaries to run it. Next thing you know, we've got a bunch of dudes we don't know, high performers. We're just mixing it up. We're just mixing it up. Talking shop, playing some really average golf and eating fajitas together. Are we playing a full round?

What if we just do nine? Okay. Yeah, I don't care. Nobody just does nine anymore. It's up to me, we play zero. Yeah, that's right. You're not the, you're not a golf guy. No, but i'll play if they're doing a retreat. Did you see robak drop the uh, a Baylor collection yesterday? No, it did. It's pretty pretty sick. The smu collection is really cool. The smu is use backer code backer 20

Let it require one time use code get you 20 off. Yeah, it's it's absolutely actually actually it's washed 20 now It's not backer to change it. They changed the code washed 20. Yeah I'm glad we said something. Yeah, very cool Yeah, I don't know man. There was a time in my 20s where I could have seen myself going on one of these I Just want to put that out there. Not me. Yeah, you're different. I don't really like people. I don't know very much. Yeah. Yeah Takes me up whether performing at an equally high level takes me several hangs from like, you'm not a fan of Really? Yeah. Okay. I knew after two. He's one of my favorite people But most of my interactions were like out of bars potentially meetups and that's very hard to tell if somebody's cool Yeah, you know what I mean? Their best behavior. It's like I don't know this dude. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, okay Well, we just designed it

Shittiest men's meetup you've ever heard of we got to put it in motion. Got to make it happen. Where we do it The shittiest men's meetup you've ever heard of. Now we gotta put it in motion. Gotta make it happen. Where would we do it? Austin's too expensive, Hill Country's too expensive. Where do we go? Too hot, Austin. I say we go out Pecos Way.

You wanna go out West Texas? We got land. We camp. A little tough to get to, but you can get to it. We go to Academy. We buy like 20 of those pop-up tailgate tents. They're not that expensive. I had to buy one for a birthday party.

We just camp. We've got, we get it catered. We can get our friend, Chef Marco, come do some tacos. He came by last week. That dude can make a fuckin' taco. He's nice with it. Yeah. Yeah.

This thing's gonna happen. All right. We're not probably doing much golf out Pekas way might have to drive into like Odessa or something. I'll be setting tripods up everywhere so we can make a really cringe video. Sure. Okay. I think we got it.

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Go to squarespace.com slash steam. Save 10% off your first purchase of that website or domain Shout out to our good friends at Squarespace All right back to Instagram Okay So we've talked about Twitter or X Getting a little little liberal with the the death videos Yeah Getting a little liberal with the death videos.

Yeah. Yeah, my Twitter algorithm is, it just feeds me straight gore at this point. So I'm glad you used the word gore. I am now on, I am now in bull gore Instagram. Bull justice Instagram. Bull justice. Straight up bull justice with it.

What do you mean Dave? Like what the fuck's that mean? Well, let me tell you. As I've been dabbling in cowboy culture, I think the feed, the algorithm, it's picked up on that. And they're like, hey, here's a guy riding a bronc. Here's a guy riding a bull.

Here's a guy, cool, okay. That's not really my thing. Rodeo stuff, that's cool. I'm glad you're doing it, having fun. It's, the more I've been getting served and the more I look, I've now gotten into extreme injury bull justice. And what I mean by that is, what started is like bull riders getting like tossed and stomped out. It's now like straight up dudes in other countries aren't like doing their version of running with the bulls. But people are getting a little too lax and people think you can really taunt the bull.

And I'm watching dude just get absolutely trucked and taunt and just throw it. It's interesting, interesting psychological experiment here because you root for the bull and not the man who weighs, I don't know, a tenth of what the bull weighs. Correct. It's like, I don't know why, but I wanna see this guy get absolutely trucked right now

and it probably has to do with them tormenting the bulls and fucking with them. And I feel like the bull dies at the end. The running with the bulls. Not in the videos, but they kill the bull. Running with the bulls, they kill the bulls and fucking with them and and I feel like the bull dies at the end running with the videos But they killed a bull running with the bulls. They they kill those bulls. Yeah, and it's it's it's not I don't know I'm not down with that part of it. It seems like a fun thing until that part. Yeah, it's it's it's weird I don't know but it's like you see a history of it I don't know what they're doing with the bull if they're eating that bull at the end or if they're just killing it to kill

It but it's like plus you see you're running with the bulls You see these guys running down the streets of Pamplona and they'll got their white with the red scarf, you know, it's like They're willingly there. They're putting themselves in harm's way for the thrill of it. So if they get trucked a little bit Look I don't want to see someone get pinned by the By the horn. I don't want to see someone get pinned by the by the horn. I don't want to see someone's skull get crushed in. I want to see him walk away, but I do I do not mind away. Limp away like you're gonna be feeling that one.

You're gonna need attention. Yeah, I want you to recover fully in a week or two from your injuries, but I want you to get injured. There's been a there's been a rash of guys for whatever reason. Like they're just out there and they're just they think they can jump over the bowl. And it always ends with their their jeans getting getting the horn and their jeans just ripping off. Yeah. So you just see a guy dong out flopping around running away. And so you just got embarrassed by that bullet.

Bull justice, bitch. That's bull justice. Yeah. You want the bull to win. You want the bull to win. You don't want anybody to die necessarily I don't want the bulls to die. I don't want the bull to deserve to live Yeah, I mean until I need to eat dinner you put them in the in the ring there Yeah, they didn't want didn't ask to be there. They didn't they wanted to just go be a bull out, you know somewhere They'll take us way You think we get go be a bull out somewhere. The Alpacas way. You think we could get Brett on a bull? Didn't Brett go to a rodeo event over the weekend?

We didn't want Brett to get on a bull. I think he would. You know, after that BMW thing, Brett's like, Brett's kind of on an adrenaline kick. Also, Brett, Brett's like the most Texas New York guy I've ever known. He's more Texas than I am. He moved here and he just went full Texas mode on us.

Yeah, he matched that Texas blood. He bought land out out west Texas way. Yeah, he owns more acreage than we do. He certainly does. So I don't think it's that crazy to think Brett gets on a bull at some point. He gives him Texas street cred. Yeah, damn dude his hair, his blonde hair would look tight flowing out the back of that helmet. I'm not going to get on a bull. I'm not going to do it. Have you ever done a or been with somebody who gets on the bull at like a honky tonk? You know, the mechanical bull?

Yeah. I've never been on one. I feel like that ship has sailed. And I feel like it's just mainly for chicks. You know, I don't think I've done one either. Now that you mention it. the but we used to go there and I never got on the bull, but I had a chance to and I just didn't do it. Yeah, I've always thought the riding Bronx was cooler. I know it's probably not as dangerous. I'm gonna sound like a real idiot here,

but there's something about a bronc that's cooler. Maybe it's just that I can say a bronc. Yeah, that's probably what it is. You think bull riders make fun of bronco riders? I wondered that. I was watching Yellowstone, I honestly wondered that. Like, oh, you wanna get on the bronco because it's safer?

Oh, you don't wanna get your face collapsed in by a bull? Horse could still fuck you up. Well, yeah. Collapse your face. For sure. You ever been kicked by a horse? No, but I got chased down by a herd of them. You almost got stomped out.

One of the more terrifying experiences of my life. Scary hours. Which doesn't sound like it's scary, to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital.

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I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I was like, I'm gonna go to the into cactus. Cacti. To evade them. And it worked, but then I was picking cactus out of my body for the next 30 minutes. That's something I can say I've never done is jump into cacti. It felt life or death. In that moment, it may not have been exactly life or death.

It felt that way. You know we have access to that audio of you explaining that. We should probably do that one it was it was very scary you ever had 12 grown horses running you down no yeah it's not fun no no I have not mmm big animal David yeah and 12 of them I'm trying to think what like the most scared I've ever been like by an animal is That was it for me. That was it. Well that that checks out. That's a pretty good one. Yeah

No, this kid down the street had a dog named blackjack It was pretty sick dog. It was a chow though. Mm-hmm It can be fierce and I didn't realize it. I didn't realize how fierce chows were because they don't look yeah They're fluffy. They're fluffy and the fluff is a real again. It's national dog day. It's disarming we don't want to talk bad about dogs on their day, but Yeah, no in blackjack was a real problem in the fact that the fact that they allowed us like elementary school kids to just be Around it when that dog had been aggressive before is insane. When my oldest sister was a baby, my mom had a chow at the time

and the chow would walk up to the crib, stare at my sister who was an infant and growl. Not a good sign. She was like, I love this dog, you're outta here. They get rid of the dog immediately. Yeah. It was a chow. You're out of here. They get rid of the dog immediately. Yeah, it's a chow You know when we brought Rhodes home Randy did not react like that my golden retriever Yeah, there's a lot different golden retrievers are they're not quite built that way. No, no, no

The fuck are we talking about bulls we got on the chowls what. What the fuck's going on? Would the blackjack fuck anybody up? No, it fucked up their dog, their other dog. The other dog lived, but like, it was, I remember going over there and seeing their other dog, Spud, had like tubes in it. I was like, oh, dude, this went down. Poor Spud. Dude, fuck a chow, man.

Well, it's National Dog Day, David. You're right, god damn it. There are probably some lovely chows out there. Seriously, Well, it's National Dog Day, David. Ah, you're right. God damn it. There there's probably some lovely chow's out there. Seriously, at this point, would you rather if you what would make you more nervous? Uh your

your kid being around a pit or a chow? It's a good question. I don't know. It's the it's the question that's plagued us. We don't want pit people coming after us though. They they're very I'm just saying strongly opinionated about their love for pit bulls and that's not good for us though. They they're very I'm just saying strongly opinionated about their love for pit bulls

and that's great. Yeah, I've lived with the pit. That's not to brag but I have here's what I'll say with a pit bull in college in a pit bulls defense they were bred to be fighters. It's not their fault that they're wired for that. It's

it's humans fault. I feel like the chow wasn't bred for that or were they? I don't know. I just not know the history of the chow but pit bulls, it's not their fault that they are predisposed to be aggressive because it was bred to be fighters and it's not fair. Okay, I'm just opening my Instagram Explorer.

And okay, here's a hippo fucking up a hyena, it's tight. Oh, there we go. You got one already. Appears to be in Mexico. There's a guy just doing 14 flips in the air and just absolutely collapsed his shoulder. Yeah. There's no way that would ended well.

Yeah, he's not gonna walk right for a little while. What's going on? I don't know. That should be, that's the thing that would ever keep me, well, that and this show would keep me from being president. They should have a thing where like, like to start off every debate,

you pull open your gram on your personal and you gotta just show them. You guys are like, here it is. And you're looking through and you're like, ooh, okay. So I noticed you're following and you're like squinting. You're like, okay, that looks like, it looks like you're following three members of the UTSA volleyball team.

Okay, yeah, a little weird. Okay, there's hang gliding accidents, okay. And you gotta just, that's where you start it from and then you let them debate. Not to get political, but that's just what I think. Yeah, yeah. You care to share? No. Oh, my explore shit? Yeah. Yeah, let's see what we got. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

She always gets upper left corner. Dude, she's, her algorithm, she's, she's dialed it in. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. And I got some workout stuff. I got some, a young lady just twerking, which I didn't ask for. A lot of football stuff, really. It's pretty tame. Minus the twerk.

Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Texas football action. And workout stuff. It's lame. Okay. Yeah. I would pass the horny test there. Well, congratulations.

Thank you. Have you ever been able to say that with confidence? There have been times in my past where it was probably a very horny explore page. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're 40 now. You know, things slow down. I know how it is. Especially youth about to be 41, like, you got to dial it back. You should tell me about it

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That's what I mean. Stop trying to be other people. Hey, guess what happens Wednesday? Oh, Randy's son? Randy's back. Randy's back. It feels like he's been gone for a month. He's been gone for a long time.

I, uh, initially I was worried about Randy over in Japan by himself, because he came out of the gate real hot. It was like I woke up one morning and I saw like 30 little dots on his story and I was like, oh God. Well the thing is you don't check it out the day because he's on a very different schedule than we are. So we're usually waking up to a day's worth of story posts or a half day at least. He has settled in as a high performing content creator.

He's a content guy. If we ever have a sponsor reach out and say, Hey, we want to, we need one of y'all, just one, nobody else to go cover XYZ somewhere. And like none of us can do it. You sent Randy and you know he's gonna get great coverage. He's a content machine. Did you see the sumo stuff he was doing or watching? Dude, of course I did.

It was incredible. I've got many questions about that. He went to a ball game. You went to a baseball game. Yeah. Japanese glizzy. He got a glizzy at the ball. You gotta get a ballpark dog. You gotta get one. a ball game. You went to a baseball game. Japanese glizzy? He got a glizzy at the ball. You gotta get a ballpark dog at the game. You gotta get one.

Yeah, it was a pitching duel. Dylan asked how the game was, and he's like, I don't really know. I didn't really watch much, I bet. I didn't watch much. Okay, well, you were there. It was just the fact that he was there. He was excited. I don't know

what you were doing there. Yeah. He went to a baseball game, a sumo wrestling match. He got to participate in a sumo wrestling match which was fun now he's been eating all kinds of wild exotic japanese foods he talked about the horse stuff including raw horse meat which he said was a bit gamey i don't know if i'm doing raw horse i don't think i'm doing raw horse either i didn't know horse is a big player over there i didn't either maybe you kind of owe it to him to eat a little raw horse

after they tried to. Wait, he met a backer on his trip. Dave, the guy had a Gardener Snake Dave t-shirt. We found the person who bought that shirt. And he's with Randy in Japan. Okay. Like I think they did karaoke together or some shit? Had to be, had to have seen or heard about Randy

being over there, reached out like, hey, I live in Japan too. I lived in Japan. Let's meet up. Because if he had a random encounter with a backer who just happened to be wearing a Gardner Snake Dave tee, there's no way, right? You gotta think there's only one of those t-shirts in all of Japan. All of, all of the world, honestly. Although we may have sold a few on washmedia.shop. We figured out that we sold 70 plus of those, Dave. Gardener Snake Dave.

Yes, that's why we re-released it in the shop. 70 plus Gardener Snake Dave shirts. Yeah, shout out to everybody on Twitter who tweeted their pic of their old one. Apparently they faded pretty quick. Did they? Yeah. These are better quality now.

These are comfort colors. These are quality That's all I can really say yeah, they're gonna like the way you look I guarantee it So we did when he when he's back Should we just give him like a 20-minute segment to just talk about it? That's I was gonna say How do we handle it? I think we just let him go off ask him questions and Because last time we gave him a segment was it on too much dip dip? And it was a, he was like, Hey, I want to talk about Purdue basketball. Like, all right, you just take the rock and we gave it to him. And he fumbled it.

He fumbled the rock. I think you realize like, I don't really have much. Yeah. I don't really have much on Purdue basketball. I was like, yeah, this sucks. Cause they lost to Natty. Uh, I think, I think this is worth giving him the rock. I maybe even bring bread in for Wednesday,

just to like, anything we miss, because I do have questions, I'm sure he does too. I'm wondering what he's gonna bring back as far as like a tire. Not like a tire, not like a Yokohama. But like, yeah. It will be tight if he brought back Yokohama tires. I'm not sure if that's Japanese or not and I apologize. Samurai sword? Gotta ship those. Maybe you

got a Tori Hanzo sword. Maybe a Tori Hanzo sword. Yeah. Wonder if he converted any people into listeners. And this is the first episode they're listening to. And they're like, why is this guy hosting? Who's this dude who just got stomped out by horses? And is this what they do? They just look at Instagram and talk about what's on their phone? And yeah, we do.

Kinda, yeah. Yeah, that's what we do. I'm very excited. I'm pumped for Randy Son to get back to the studio. Do we need to give him like a, so he gets back today or tomorrow? Was he smart enough to get a buffer day? I saw that he was at the airport. He did a story to the stew. Do we need to give him like a, so he gets back today or tomorrow? Was he smart enough to get a buffer day? I saw that he was at the airport.

He did a story from the airport. So his travels, I think, begin today. And I don't know if he, I don't know when he lands in Austin. He might like on the way out, he did a day in Denver. I don't know if he's stopping somewhere before he gets here like he did on his way out. Okay. But he's apparently he will be back Wednesday.

If you're coming back from Japan and you work at wash media, we're we're going to give you a buffer day. You deserve it. We don't want I don't want you coming in straight from there because you know how Randy gets all gravel voice like he's been smoking cigarettes. What's the time diff? A number of hours. Ten ish. I would say eleven. Okay. Let's look down up. It look it's it's not 1148 a.m. Where he is was worse comfortably gonna say that

14 hours or 14 hours ahead Wow, that's that's a tough schedule to to correct But tired Randy mightn't be the worst thing to have in here he might be extra he might be a little delusional not delusional What's the word I'm looking for? This uh disillusioned with the with the company's at with the AC being broke. No. Uh disoriented. Sure. I don't

we'll we'll use that for now. Disgusted. Disgusted to see our **** stupid faces instead of like uh a very uh nice Japanese person. I think this this hot air in here is getting to my brain a little bit. We need to call it. Yeah, you're gonna look like stupid faces instead of like a very nice Japanese person. I think this this hot air in here is getting to my brain a little

bit. We need to call it. Yeah, you're really the balls of sweat are just all over your face. It's very ballsy right now. Alright, we're going to call it. Alright, thank you guys. We love you and yeah, tomorrow cold call. Go to the

form. Where did you find the form? Tell them where to get it. Washedmedia.com slash cold call. All right. We're gonna cold cold tomorrow. So block that time off. What time do we say 10 30 to 11 30 somewhere around there. If you fell out the phone, we're calling you. Okay. All right. Bye. Don't Thanks for watching guys!