Circling Back - Bulls Gone Wild & Fajitas For Six

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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All right, we're back circling back podcast, WASH Media Headquarters, Austin, Texas. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Roth. What'd you just do there? Texas. Why'd you do that? All my exes live in Texas.

T-E-G-Z-U-S? What? T-E-X-A-S. T-E-X-A-S. Was not born here, got here as soon as I could. David Roth. Hey, I'm about to have to tell you to pause it T-E-X-A-S. T-E-X-A-S. Was not born here, got here as soon as I could. David Ruff. Hey, I'm about to have to tell you to pause it because I need to read this story on the Daily Star.

It says, Russian Popeye's arms spark concern. He says, biceps injected with six liters of Vaseline. Wait, there's a Popeye's in Russia? I didn't know they had them over there. If you're going to inject your biceps with something something where's vaseline on that list low i thought you some kind of oil typically you see these fuckers do it all the time you see those videos that hit the tl every now and then those guys are just flexing and they have like these obviously fake like 28 inch biceps is it oil i think they use some some type not like motor oil but some type

of oil like olive oil i don't know it's tough saying oil like you're like you're a boomer from west texas like avocado oil oh you know i've been trying to cut out that crude oil well west texas crude i doubt that why would you put west texas crude in your biceps i didn't explain why people do this i didn't say that they did i don't think that's what's happening i think we could run the tape i mean there's not that much tape to run we're less than two minutes i don't know what kind of old it is imagine just having a big old thing of vaseline you're like you know what i going to put that in my arms. Not me.

Perfectly tiny. Always been. Always will be. Beautifully, perfectly tiny arms on David. No one's got tinier arms than me. Maybe J-Bone. It would be cool to be in a giant tank of Vaseline, like up to your neck.

Well, you know, it's not potable. What's the word? Can't eat it? No, what's the word? What's the word? Potable? Yeah, you can't drink it. You can inject it, but you can't.

It would lube you up too much inside, and you'd clear out. You don't want to be lubed up inside. Outside's totally fine. Yeah. I need to talk to you regarding seed holes. H oils oils i feel like you need to cut those out um why i looked through your cabinets recently i was in your pantry for a time over the weekend a lot of canola why were you looking in my cabinet i just wanted to see what you're up to the only oil i have in my cabinet or my pantry is uh olive olive oil that's it are you saying it like that i go through quite a bit of it you got the fake shit

you got that shit from randall's you got it from tom's market i need it in the pen you go to tom's no well yeah when i need something in a pinch they have they have a few a few items no one's going to tom's there's one close to me okay no you know tom's market not not like tom thumb you don't oh okay okay okay okay i was like what are you doing tom's market it's a little market we gotta adjust you no is there tom thumbs here no there used to be a long time ago duncanville real austin heads no i know tom it's not randall's is owned by the same people i believe really that could not that may be. It's a conglomerate. So is Jewel Osco for all my Chicago people.

It's a conglomerate. Randy's a big Randall guy. Randall's guy. I used to be. Now I don't have one close to me, so I'm H-E-B. You go to the one down near us way? Yes. The one's superior, so that's good for you.

The parking there. The place is always crowded. Good for them. They have a cop. That sounded like a little segue. Okay. That patrols the parking lot. Very cool.

Cool. Oh. Cool. Dylan Shivery, speaking of old. What? You just said the word old. I said oil. Man.

I am kind of old. Dave's about to be old with you, though. I know. How are we celebrating you? I'm closing in, man. Yeah, you're closing in hard. how are you how are you celebrating me however you choose to are you gonna have a some kind of situation that you're planning yeah i don't know i'm not gonna like sit down and plan a crazy event what if we went to like bali flounder did florida yeah but

what if we did like a retreat in bali like just the boys yeah disconnecting and just other like-minded leaders talking did y'all see that golf trip video going around the tl this weekend no oh no i saw an old woman get cut out of a snake in indonesia oh right on for real yeah how's she doing yeah she's not alive oh sad can't breathe very well you guys gotta stop watching these videos on your tl you're getting desensitized to it yeah i know that used to be the type of thing that david would walk in on monday and be like dude i just been having a bad day like watch this lady get cut out now it's just like a throwaway comment yeah dude that's scary dude i thought there was a chance sorry to interrupt you i just thought she was maybe

gonna make it you thought she was gonna ace ventura you can't breathe in there we i don't know maybe she toothpicked you thought she was gonna stick her head out and be like i'm back well they were cutting her out and i was like well they're really expending on her yeah that's exactly what i would do i just said i wouldn't get my snake i don't think she chose to maybe she did you don't know maybe she was doing like a street act how big was the snake that should be david blaine's next trick he cuts himself out of a snake he survives he just lets it chomp him down because they don't they don't have like the the teeth they don't grind you up they swallow you whole man after they choke you out yeah after they tap you some of them don't even choke you out yeah after they tap you some of them don't

even choke you out they don't respect you know those snakes don't respect the tap right they keep going yeah i know survive respect the tap what happened in bali golf trip in bali no do the dude retreat in bali oh i thought you said there was a golf trip video going around oh no there's just a i figured you guys had seen it there's a golf trip video going around and it was a timeline of these dudes going on a golf trip and as they start doing it everyone's like wait like they haven't played golf yet these guys are just like working out at a pool together they go play nine holes at like 4 30 in the afternoon uh and then go home and like make dinner and everyone's like there's no beers involved they're working out at a pool yeah they

just they just went on a group trip and started working out together all day. And then they played nine holes at 4.30. And everyone's like, what are you doing? Was hooking up allowed? I don't know. I don't know. What they do in the comfort of their own vacation home. I'm just saying, it sounds like someone's hooking up there.

Yeah, could be. Like that Bali trip we were talking about. Exactly. Which is not allowed. I think, honestly, I think hooking up with your boys on guys trips is totally normal. Like, what are you supposed to do? Hook up with your wife on a guys trip? I don't know.

No, she's not there. She's not there. Like, what? Okay. I don't know. Where was the trip? I don't know. Why doesn't David Blaine have, like, a schedule of his stunts?

Like, he needs that. Like, you know how bands have tours? Yeah. Like, you see all the cities like he needs a schedule of like okay i'm gonna freeze myself here i'm gonna take a balloon to space here he doesn't strike me as a guy who plans well although most of his things need like a significant amount of planning so that could be completely backward i mean he fasted for 45 days david his website's sick 45 days okay david blaine will return to his roots in an intimate encore theater at win las vegas presenting his awe-inspiring close-up magic and new adrenaline pumping acts that have awarded him worldwide acclaim and fandom for decades i'm sorry i do want to go to the sphere

i do want to see the show if you you told me I had tickets to that, or Sphere, I don't... That's the situation. Dude, he's going back to his roots. I'm not going to lie. I would love to see David Blaine live. Street magic.

I would love to see him. He could be. What if he... He's not the mind freak, but let's just say there's some mind freaking there. Imagine having your mind freaked out at the Sphere. What if you looked over at the Sphere

and you saw Chris Angel and David Blaine just noodling together? They hate each other. They're just magic fighting? Yeah. Like a dance fight, but these outdo each other with magic tricks? That would be great if they actually hated each other. It was like bloodthirst. That would be great for the magic industry.

If they were just beefing hardcore. It's like Harry versus Voldemort. In a way, yeah. In a way, sure. I'm almost finished with number three. What if they're on the casino floor somewhere in Vegas during the residencies and suddenly you can just hear a pin drop? And then someone levitates, something levitates in. They just start swirling around each other.

That would be sick. That would be so fucking cool. Is DB even allowed in a casino? That's a good question. If I'm managing, if I'm running that shit, absolutely not. You think the pit boss is like, Hey, Dave, we've been over this, bud. You can't sit down here.

You got to send over Bruce and Tiny. I'm good, I swear swear no magic at the table nothing any magic you've won the last 12 hands in a row yeah you've hit 21 every single time so i read recently that they have to take his wand before he sits down at a blackjack table harry no db oh i wouldn't give up the wand i know it. It's kind of like giving up your sword. Riticalis. Do magicians commit seppuku? With their wands?

You know, I'm not sure. I'm sure it's happened. They give up a trade secret. If you reveal your magic. They should just do a spell. They don't have to actually stab themselves. You're assuming that all magicians can cast spells that's magicians can't cast real ones we heard you were revealing your magic down at the pub last night buddy why don't you get that

wand out yep stab yourself bitch which one's three prisoner of prisoner of ask home people like that one dude my favorite people like that one it's a straight up movie. Yeah, it actually is a movie. It's good. Do you like how the paintings and stuff have actual... Yeah. They got big motion. Yeah, big motion. Dude, that somehow has infiltrated my dreams.

That's sick. So sick. I have a recurring dream now where I go to museums and the paintings are looking at me. Serious black. Damn. Serious black. Turns out, not the worst guy. Why so serious?

Spoiler. Wait, so you're pretty far in three. Yeah, what's your... I have 20 minutes left. What the fuck? Parks had to go to bed. Just finish it. We have a bedtime.

Let the man stay up for the last 20 minutes of the movie. He begged me for it, and I said, uh-uh, bud. I mean... I set him up... You were a tight ship. He begged me for it. And I said, uh-uh, bud. I mean, I sent him a- 20 minutes? You were a tight ship. He set up an hour past his bedtime. What's 20 more minutes then? Let the boy live.

Now we get to finish it tonight together and start number four. Dude, you gotta stop pausing movies with 20 minutes left. Uh-uh. It's crazy. You're not retaining this intel. Yes, I am. What are you talking about?

You're not. Fucking Sirius Black. Yes, that's the What are you talking about? You're not. Fucking Sirius Black. Yes, that's the character's name. Harry's fucking godfather. Never go against the family. All right. That's what he said to him. Oh, God.

Never go against the family. I massacred my boy. I massacred my boy. Look how they took my wand. That's what Santino's down for. See what we're doing here? We're combining two movies. No, Sopranos is a series.

Harry, never let a new one know what you're thinking. Or are we doing Godfather? Godfather. Oh, okay. Godfather is a movie. Yes. Tony's a totally different animal, as you're aware. Oh, yeah.

It's a TSS. Oh, yeah. It's Tony Soprano's summer. totally different animal as you're aware oh yeah it's a tss oh yeah it's tony soprano summer which by the way like is a thing that we definitely started but just didn't tell anybody and now it's been everywhere dude i it's one of those things it's like remember the dad bod thing grand x did a dad bod whole thing and then like three years later it was on every t-shirt on um well a website oh yeah and it was like no no we did this like this was us dave and i had a group text with it was me dave and our friend ryan and it was it was called the bourbon boys and really all

we talked about was just occasionally we'd ask about bourbon is this a good bourbon whatever then one day i think it was ryan said that he wanted it to be a Tony Soprano winter. And I think we pivoted it to Tony Soprano summer once the weather changed. And like ever since we've pivoted to Tony Soprano summer, I'm getting served tweets on my timeline constantly just about it being Tony Soprano summer. We've got the receipts. Some people are like, what would Tony Soprano summer consist of? It's a good question. Sitting at the pool flowy

shirts yeah chains gold chains deli meats a little bit of um racketeering a little violence sure occasional sig philandering oh yeah not not caring about your diet does not does not matter making the tough decisions being number one that's what tony soprano summer is all about you got no fucking idea what it takes to be number one i don't know much about the mafia scene i'd set you up so fast if we were in the mafia why would you set me up because you because it'd be easy it'd be fucking easy we're fucking boys no but when this shit hits the fan i'm like all right you look out for number one we gotta kill dylan damn never gonna see it coming would you say it like that restaurant i'm not telling you

oh i get your ass in the courtyard of mass whack me you're gonna tape a gun behind the toilet different oh different movie different show completely but yeah same but that pig head from like his bachelor party's gonna show up at your door it's gonna end up in your bed you're gonna wake up one morning with that pig head mm-hmm two bites out of it from my side you know rumor has it they use a real horse head in that scene to surprise that actor it's true get a genuine reaction out of them kind of fucked it's a badass house though maybe the horse wanted to do it to surprise that actor to get a genuine reaction out of them. Kind of fucked.

It's a badass house, though. Maybe the horse wanted to do it. I think they got it from a horse store. I don't know. You guys got any dead horses around here? No, they went to the stable and they're like, who wants to be famous? The horse is like, me.

I'm the one. You want to be in a very popular movie. I'm him. Kick my head. Put me in a scene with Pacino. He's one of the greats. They didn't know Pacino. That was like his first big thing.

One of them. No, that horse knew he was a new up and coming actor. I love Brando. The Godfather. Brando. The Godfather. Tomorrow, we have a special episode coming right your way. The Dumbfuck crew's coming in.

Dumb Zone. Just rolling straight into Wash Media headquarters. We're recording an episode. Wait, we're fighting them? Some of you were like, wait, I thought it was exactly five minutes. No, we're doing an episode with them. It's going to be free to everybody. It's going to be on Patreon. Just deal with it. It's going to be to be free to everybody. It's going to be on Patreon. Just deal with it. It's going to be fun. Free to everybody.

It's going to be a party. Be on the paywall. We want to promote the Patreon. We also want to promote our boys, the Dumb Zone. We're going to do some of their bits. We're going to do some of theirs. We're just going to mix it up, man. We're just going to put Jake and Randy in a room and put a mic in there.

We're going to give them a few things they have to talk about. We're going to see what happens Randy in a room and put a mic in there. And they're just, we're going to give them a few things they have to talk about. We're going to see what happens. I still get the sports. I don't get the drift that like Jake would love Randy peppering with questions. Randy, can you bring that?

Do you know what energy tomorrow? Take that early bird early tomorrow, dude. I don't know. A lot of mics already give me cooking. I don't know if we need Randy on one, two. Randy kind of brings that.

Do you know what energy that most dumb fucks don't really like. Don't really like. How can you laugh so much of that meme and then never actually finish Shogun? But anyways, yes, they're going to be here and we're going to have five people on the mics sitting there. It's never been done in podcasting. All I need is five mics. It's going to be fun.

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uh no okay cousins the brother restaurants okay okay okay they're kissing cousin restaurants you ever kissed your cousin be honest um no what randy What? Randy. Less than a month until Chicago. Okay. That's true. It is this month. Man, it's coming off.

Shit. Tastes already the 10th? Better get your drip up, man. I don't know. People are worried about your shit. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. I need to tie my haircut. I like to turn up.

Bro, bro, bro. There's a crazy event happening. I think it's just a small thing. Let's just go have fun. I like to turn up. I'm making six. Let's go. Recapping this weekend in fun. Presented by Twillery. Meet Twillery.

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Who? At Maddle Ranchos It's his new joint Maddle Ranchos Maddle Ranchos Don't say it, we don't want it Girl, one margarita will do you and it's a knockout no um anyway madder ranchos had a fantastic time mixing up with the

squad just a really really strong outing uh we did something wild though we can talk about that later yeah something that's never been done before because i mean don't give him a dylan's not built for teasing dude he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna be between eyes well if you follow me on the grom at d chivalry then you saw a little tease actually already but anyway we'll talk more about that later uh we actually ended up going or coming here i've been seeing a lot of teas on the grom lately i did i did a sizzle reel or a sizzle tease anyway we came to the office after. Sizzle teas, he said. And it was honestly a fucking movie. It was so much fun. I mean, here's the thing.

Podcast. Gordo drank a Milkster. He didn't give us enough time to record it. It looked disgusting still. How'd that make you feel? It made me feel fine because that Milkster was much more chuggable than the original Milkster. I think the original Milkster, I believe the carbonation from the Monster caused the Milkster, the original Milkster, to curdle faster.

And so I think that by the time we had poured the monster in the second version uh it didn't curdle as fast but i will still say we can't take anything away from gordo here the man saw the milkster in front of him he saw the hesitation and everyone's eyes hovering around it and he grabbed it and he chugged it and he is he is more of a uh a dog than me in that respect. He is my friend of the company of the week. Okay. Yeah. We came to the office and we drank and we played golden tea and did bees and cocks and there was a milkster consumed as well.

Also, that milk is expired. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it, dude. A few days expired. It's fine. Fuck it. like bacteria is in there though you got to think the monster like takes it over yeah saturday i went to a 40th

birthday party he's ready to move on from the milkster yeah we spent we spent enough time in the milkster it was a very very impressive the milkster back in the day no oh yeah milkster my buddy mikey michael turned 40 had a birthday party at his place and it was a great time how does mikey not have a mike reveal party or michael reveal party well he goes by michael oh he does how many i thought you called him mikey that's my name for him oh okay how many milksters were consumed at that thing i didn't see a single milkster i didn't see a i didn't see a keg stand video no kegs hegs. He hired a bartender. PGP.

And they mixed drinks and there were bottled beers in the fridge. Was it like a sexy bartender or was this like a craft cocktail? He was a very good looking bartender. Oh, yeah? He was a handsome man. Did he have any flair tricks that he could do? No, but he had a cool bandana around his head and he had uh like long like long hair and he was just he was hot i mean i don't know what else to say i didn't know you considered bandanas around the head cool

not like the like it was a strip up you know he like he folded it up it wasn't like covering this whole head like he's going to acl yeah yeah yeah exactly like he's waiting in the crowd for like it was a sweat play i think it's hot out odessa yeah i was getting some edm group that i don't even know if it's like a dude or three dudes i'm gonna bounce from here and go see mount joy karaoke broke out what'd you sing yeah i did it why what was the best song? Only four people performed. Probably, what's this song? What's the Dock of the Bay song called? I always forget what it's called.

Sitting on the Dock of the Bay? It's not what it's called. Yeah. Is it? Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. By Otis Redding. Watching it. About to dock. Anyway anyway great weekend really and then sunday

i just chilled with parks man we just chilled straight lamp i was very tired luckily so was he so we had a very lazy you guys watched 98 of a harry potter movie it's sick yeah what was the worst karaoke song song no one really did a bad job man a young lady did a song from i think it was little mermaid and i wasn't familiar with it so a whole new world i'll choose that one i don't want to be anybody do any grease it may have been a rapunzel joint i'm not sure rapunzel no one's doing rapunzel karaoke i'm sorry i bet you it's been done yeah but you know if i'm at that party i'm going greece you gotta go i would love to be at a party with all of dylan's high school friends and have a karaoke machine get busted out and just do the most annoying song that dylan would just cringe to the entire time just do like choose my friends over you oh or

like bohemian rhapsody seven minutes of queen i'm gonna do a 23 minute grateful dead song that just jams for 18 of them and i'm just gonna bop along and noodle you you pull the plug on you no dude i would do drowning pool what's that let the bodies hit the floor oh i do the national anthem please don't. Why? It's just not the vibe you want at a party. How about Lee Greenwood? Wow.

Not a big patriot. I'm proud to be. The bulls start jumping out. That didn't happen either. That's a tease. Anyway, I yield my time. Do you have no Borgs at this party either? Huh?

No Borgs at the party? No Borgs. i drank a couple palomas oh yeah the bartender was mixing up nice i had a um i had a white claw that was there had a couple beers okay okay okay so typically those things get a little wild anybody revealed the hog yeah there were ladies present otherwise hogs would have got would have gone come out a present for the ladies folks you're not going to believe my weekend uh the aforementioned klein big game brett merriman and i we uh we went and met him out played it's no longer wolf dancer i don't know that?

It's always going to be Wolf Dancer. You don't change the name of a golf course called Wolf Dancer. What's it called now? It's just Lost Pines, which I don't know if you've been following golf in the last 20 years. Lose me on that, Pines. It's like every golf course. There's either a Lost or a Pines in every other new course. That was good, Will.

Dude, Wolf Dancer was a good name for a course. You didn't know if you were going to see wolves out there dancing. Yeah. Or it has like the oh they probably got way more generic merch now too because it doesn't have a wolf i will say the merch is dope oh it is yeah okay it's dope i will always love that course because their bag staff did not steal my range finder they held it back for me and gave it to me that's impressive i paid the guy after. You slid him a little five? Game of 20. Game of 20.

I thought it was appropriate, man. What's the damage on that? It was also Thanksgiving morning when I had to go pick it up. Not ideal. Oh, my God. Yeah. Anyway, sorry. They changed the first few holes on the back.

The first four or five. They've opened it up to where you play a completely different part of the property and then it meets back up on 15 or 16 it's always a little jarring when you go to a course and it's a little they've done some architectural changes it's delightful oh okay it's very i there's a par five that's very very um that's why i cost more there you go questions answered um from there he mentioned uh matt's el rancho we'll talk more about that but that was a lot of fun what's matt's el rancho metal ranchos okay metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos metal ranchos we got the good room we got the middle like the they do our room the power room i think that they do a lot of people don't get typically but we

got it we made um i would say we became a step up from acquaintance not quite friends but like a step up from acquaintances maybe acquaintance acquaintance plus with the waiter the the goaded waiter who's been waiting tables there for 30 years he told me is he your uh podcast acquaintance plus of the week? Absolutely. I agree. Absolutely. He plays golf everywhere, as I tell you. Everywhere.

Saturday, well, I followed up on a – Will mentioned something to me at dinner, and I said, you know what, I'm going to follow up on that invite. Will said, hey, we've got a splash pad at our place. It's a pad that you can splash on bring the bring roads over he's got will's got the his boys from seven to seven let's do it so broad i brought the roads man over swimsuit ready to go and for like the next two two and a half hours just it was just a splash pad day vibes at an all-time high couple beers i had three beers before 1 p.m which is not normally something i try to do bluetooth speaker playing tropical house hot colin rolled in hot colin rolled in

i don't remember my phone ever lighting up well here's the thing dylan here's the thing uh were you prepared to go have uh one single beer on my porch at 10 30 in the morning on saturday morning no okay okay no it wasn't for everybody did you want to watch naked children run around my backyard for for two and a half hours there's one way to answer that question yeah no yeah there's only one way to answer that question the funniest thing i i don't know if i told you this, when Fritz and Colin's kid were naked and running around, Rhodes still had his bathing suit on, and he was like, I want to take my bathing suit off too.

You don't need to. I feel like it's weird if we go out of our way, because that was more of a necessity play. So we're just not going to do it. But Rhodes saw fritz doing something he saw fritz um taking a leak on the side of the house with will not just on his own and then roads was like i want to do that so i was like all right we could try that's one of the major major perks of being a guy oh dude yeah oh yeah he couldn't do it

yeah you got stage fright i get it i was like did you try my trick i see he needs to he might need to talk to you yeah you got to go hands on the on the sides he had a great time uh no nap after which um that was a real fun one um you know from there saturday night was just low-key after that. I guess the Mavs play – well, the Mavs Thursday. Yeah, we skipped that. Our boys are 0-2. Sorry.

We've got to get a couple – I've been there before. We've got to get a couple at home. They've been there before. Phoenix. Hey, man. Thank you, Will. That's a good point. People forget one seed Phoenix Suns up 2-0.

All the Mavs didn't work out well for those suns but um here we are here we are and you know yesterday real low key and i will uh pass it to will you know i'm just you know with dave or with dylan talking about matt's el rancho matt el ranchos with dave talking about you know know, the splash pad. I'll just, I'll just fill in the gaps here. Okay. Um, here's the thing. Uh, I didn't know what I was getting for dinner Saturday night, but knowing that my wife was on call, I knew that I had to, uh, to, to do a big move. I went with trap house, uh, and Seafood. You guys familiar with Trap House? Oh, that's what that was. I hit them with the jerk chicken order. And I have to say, it was an absolute delight.

It's not often that I just will really ride for a DoorDash or Uber Eats order. But I was just living good. Living good. I ordered some extra jerk sauce. Tossed it on the side. Dip my stuff in it. Absolute savage. Wow.

This looks delightful. Dave, Trap House needs to be in the rotation. It was really, really good. I could even tell that when my guy handed it over, he kind of looked at me like, dude, you crushed this. What you've done here? Yeah. Yeah.

Trap House, huh? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Had you had this before? No. I thought about it numerous times and i was like you know what it's time i want some caribbean chicken you can get the rasta pasta you can get the rasta pasta david you can also get trap juice they have something called trap juice and it looks bomb i think rainy and i might be going to trap house soon soon. Where is it? I don't know.

Okay. Downtown. It's a ghost kitchen, I believe you. They're in Colorado. They're in Colorado? Damn, did that dude have to fly my food over? Would you stop? They do have lunch.

You know your boy had to hit that goose show after, just straight up got on the couch, watched him cover Bob Seger's Hollywood Nights, an all-time favorite of mine just vibing how long did that one go uh just nine minutes just nine minutes and then uh yeah i topped off the weekend with a little bit of a little pool day out at the in-laws house chilled there uh i got bit by a red wasp to everyone out there who's been checking in on me and making sure i'm okay i'm okay what randy did you get bit or stung stung okay no one else cares dude like what's your problem randy you're crazy

what's your problem dude you're making a joke out of my my bee sting yeah it was the last thing it hurt dude it hurt hurt a lot yeah i got stung in the it's still itchy today it's still a little sore and itchy today dude what i think that's funny what prompted that i'm not saying you did anything to deserve it but were but were you messing with him? You trying to slap him with a needle? He saw me eyeing him. He saw me eyeing him like numerous times because I don't like to mess with bees or wasps. And so I was kind of like moving out of the way a little bit, you know, just looking at

him from a distance. And then like 20 minutes later, he just rolled up, landed on my arm. Damn. Done. You saw it happen? Saw it happen. Looked down, knew exactly what was going on felt it immediately said some very bad words in front of the kids sprinted out of the pool cried did you get your revenge um i don't think he was living as when i when i swatted it off my

arm i did it straight into the pool so i think he might have passed he deserved to do that that was messed up i was just i was just chilling with my son. I did it straight into the pool. So I think he might have passed. He deserved to do that. That was messed up. I was just chilling with my son. How long has it been since you've been stung by a flying object? I think it was since 2018. Okay. Sitting at Second Bar and Kitchen in downtown Austin. Had a bee somehow get inside my shirt.

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We didn't thrill kill anyone at dinner. Wouldn't do that. Who wants to take it? I think Dylanylan wants the rock i'll take the rock take it man don't be afraid of the moment yeah so the six hombres we we uh bellied up to the table at dinner and we were hungry some hungry six all right we got um we have will defries right here i was middling to my wondering i was middling as well. Dave Ruff was there. Intern Klein Kubiak was there.

Brett Merriman, Mondo Merriman was there. And one DJ Duds, a.k.a. Barrett Dudley was there. And me, of course. I was there. That's strong. Anyway, six very hungry hombres

sit at the table discussing what what to get some new options on the menu that we were kind of people were throwing out some wild ass orders for a second i'm not gonna lie i was looking at the burrito and i was looking at the chili relleno which i have never ordered there before i think brett had his heart set on fish tacos when we arrived there was even a flauta place we were all over the place really i wouldn't no one knew what to do and then someone's like fuck it let's just get fajitas right no no that's not how it went down it's not how it went down dude there was there was interest from one side of the table of three people having fajitas and i said hold up hold up the interest there might be interest from this square over here we could complete the square the interest started to spread across the other side of the table yeah there was a minute where i i

thought i was going to be the holdout and then i kind of just sat there imagine being the one who ruins it for the whole table no i think i have done that before and uh no all my own what would you have gotten in lieu dude i was i was i was contemplating nachos. Chose. Poncho style or no? Poncho style. Why did you say it like that? Like what? Poncho style.

And then I was also – because I was really feeling enchiladas. Stop. So I don't know. It could have gone a number of ways. And dude, like I said, there's some new additions to this menu. And I'm like, there was even a chicken fried chicken conversation that was had. I don't eat enchiladas in the summertime. It's a new pivot I'm doing.

The plate is simply too hot when it comes out to the table. Shut up. You can't have that in front of you, dog. Shut up. Nah. That's annoying. You're wearing sizzling fajitas. Nah. You got fajitas, dog. Nah. And they were sizz front of you, dog. Shut up. Nah. That's annoying. You're wearing sizzling. Nah. You got fajitas, dog.

Nah. And they were sizzling. Nah, dude. Did you see? So they've got a chicken fried steak, which you love, and a chicken fried chicken. It's your favorite food, dude. You've eaten it a total of zero times when I've been with you in life. Just imagine a chicken back there frying that shit up.

And it's crazy to think about. Did they have to pay it? Little talons just. So we got three pounds of fajitas amongst the six of us oh my god hit the button never been done before metal ranchos metal ranchos it's never been done the looks we were getting from the neighboring tables one in particular they were like oh my god are they doing what i think they're doing they were and the answer is the answer is yeah we were a couple people stood up and they're counting they're like okay i see one two three six and then like that's three pounds of fajitas so that's they're doing the math and

you could see their brain short so did y'all see who was standing at the bar when we were sitting there there was a dude from the guinness book of world records checking to see if it was the most fajitas ordered amongst six dudes one older gentleman spotted us from across the way. He walked over just to shake our hand. Yeah. I said, no, I only fist bump when I'm meeting fajitas. We took a picture with this young couple who came up because they saw what we were doing and they appreciated it.

That old guy thanked us for our service. That's right. There were those two couples who both those dudes left their wives at our table because they were like, you can just have them. Yeah. We turned it down respectfully. Yeah, respectfully, of course. There were those two couples who both those dudes left their wives at our table because they were like, you can just have them. Yeah. We turned it down respectfully. Yeah, respectfully, of course. It was a fantastic offer, but we didn't want to do that.

Yeah. Like I told you guys, the statesman reached out to me the next morning. They want to do a quick story on us so that we got that to look forward to in the coming days. The Today Show recently reached out this morning. Really? um the today show recently reached out this morning really said hey we're doing like a a little 10 minute segment on like special people doing special things in special towns and they're like we heard about what you did over the weekend yeah and i was like we didn't do it for the pageantry or the glory we just did it for ourselves we did it for the love did hoda dm you

no it wasn't hoda it was jenna bush oh she's got a picture up on the wall at matt's al rancho does she or matt al rancho's good for her they asked me to submit one to them so they could print it up to of the fajita night yeah can i ask one question about the mixed fajitas that we did is there any part of you that thinks instead of doing mixed fajitas with steak and chicken that it should always maybe this is just me should it always be a mix of steak and shrimp for the little surf and turf play i was you mentioned shrimp and i was hoping we're gonna get some sure it always confuses me why we why it's so normal to do a mixed fajitas when it's chicken and steak like i normally don't eat those two things together unless it's on a

fajita plate it's true like i almost feel like in the future if we ever do this again which like i don't know if they even let us i heard there was some discussions after uh outlawing more than two mexican martinis i heard that they're outlawing more than a half pound per person at six dude group dinners i'll tell you no one needs more than two mexican martinis at that place have you ever done more no i've done three once you have i was absolutely trash trashed. I've done two in a beer. We did three. I did it with my old roommates. Because we were like, okay, we had one before the dinner.

We all sat down and ordered one. They offered us another one. And we were like, all right, let's do it. And sure enough, we went home and played the sloppiest Wii bowling you could have ever played. That's phenomenal. That is truly a tight night. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Just a delightful meal of food right perfect perfect amount no leftovers to my knowledge your boy was reaching over the table grabbing uh the good sauteed onions from some people who weren't eating their side the thing about me dave is that i will eat the rest of the sauteed onions on the table if it's offered did i tell you what i did saturday night what we picked up moddy's okay did you go fajitas no i went i went tacos saturday why are you telling us this now you had the opportunity to do it during this weekend in full i thought the juxto of it with the fajitas yeah um those two things my wife was jealous that we got this delightful meal and she was like well i want that i was like man i'm gonna really go b2b on this and i did you guys

want to play a little game mm-hmm it's called was will wrong tier oh boy remember last week told you guys that i was invited to a dinner with some of Sally's coworkers. And then right before we went, I was told, oh, wait. We can't fit everyone on the reservation. I'll just meet you at Brett's party after. And I was like, okay. I guess I'll just sit around here for the next 90 minutes doing nothing. Well, I took a little nap with my son the other day.

Normal. Wake up at 5 15 from said nap i wake i walk around outside and i felt like heaven and home alone no one's around and i start looking at my phone and i have text messages and i have some text messages from my in-laws saying sally we'll come pick you up in a few minutes here it's like 4 45 30 minutes before i got up from the nap sure enough sally's just at Matt's El Rancho, or Matt El Rancho's, with her family, and I'm sitting at home doing nothing. Like a dumbass. Yeah. Was Will wronged here?

What night was this? Saturday. She had just gotten off call and just went straight to Matt's. Huh. I'm not going to go straight to you were wronged, but you weren't righted. That's for sure. No. You know, maybe she thought you could use the sleep.

Some night nights? Is it because you had mats the night before without her? Ooh, payback. Might have been payback. Revenge mats? Might have been payback. She heard about how hard we went on the heaters? Might have been payback.

She went revenge mattles. I came home very responsible. Damn. I'm not a bad boy. Did you... Okay, so... Fritz was in his room? Yeah.

And you were in... He wasn't sleeping well, so I went and laid down with him and kind of dozed off. Okay, so y'all were sleeping in the same room? Yep. So maybe she didn't want to wake him up. Maybe.

I'm trying to look at, like, the best possible outcome for her. Best possible move. I was devastated. I was ready to go match two best possible outcome for her. Best possible move. I was devastated. I was ready to go match two nights in a row. Did she bring you any food home? No, because I didn't want it to go. I wanted it hot.

I wanted it fresh. I wanted it sizzling. I wanted it in my face. Would you have gone Taz again? Had I gone back, David, I probably would have considered it. Yeah. Jeez. I would have considered it.

They should make this bull into fajitas. Well, don't say that. The bull's alive, right? I think so. I honestly thought they would shoot it. Because, I mean, it looked like no one was able to control it. The bull is just being a bull. Show us the bull, Randall.

Show us the bull. Anytime there's rodeo content, you know, with a number one podcast. Can we get, is there audio possible? Because I think it really makes the bull. Anytime there's rodeo content, you know we're the number one podcast. Can we get, is there audio possible? Because I think it really makes the clip. This is in Oregon at a rodeo. And, um. RM? RM?

So we got a bull that's just circling the ring. Dude, the drop. And now he's kind of going toward the railing. Then he takes a hard left turn. Oh, and he's over the railing. Way too easy. Whoop. Bye.

From that angle, I thought he had jumped straight into the stands, but I think he found a chute that leads to the outside. I don't think he has any stands left after pulling that move. Okay. Okay. Were there a lot of bull stands before? They just got it. Like the Eminem song, the stand.

Yeah, I understand the reference. I do get served videos from time to time. It's usually like a rodeo in another country on another continent, and the bull does get in the stands, and someone just doesn't. Someone's in the wrong spot. Someone gets, yeah, gored. Someone gets the horn, the haunch. What's your move?

What's your move if you're standing there, you're in the chute, and you see a bull jump over and it just goes right next to you? I'm probably just tucking. I'm going to tuck into a little ball, and hopefully I'm not much of a target. Okay. I think I'm jumping on its back. I want to protect my face and my head. I think I'm going to run behind it and try to get on its back and take it down.

Really? I want to save the people. You're going to wrassle it down? Mm-hmm. The footage of the woman getting absolutely flipped. Yeah. She's alive, right? Three people injured. I don't know the extent of the woman getting absolutely flipped yeah she's alive right three people

injured i i don't know the extent of the injuries alive but she wasn't prepared she wasn't she didn't notice it you know she's out there talking to her friend all of a sudden she's probably having a churro or something women be talking man uh if you saw okay if you saw the bull if you saw a bull running right at you your only move is to attempt to to jump over it right you know it's gonna flip you would you sidestep it there's dude they can stop on a dime i think i lay on the ground i think so too no because you don't want to get kicked or stomped man i don't think i don't think there's a i don't think there's a right answer here you're gonna get you're to get hurt.

It's going to nick you in some way or another. It's a fight you're not going to win. You just got to take your medicine, I think, at that point. You got hit by a bull, brother. You got to take something, dude. Oh, my Lord. The woman got absolutely. She got thrown up in the air air and then he catches her again on her way down. Probably best case though.

We had like, we kind of waited too long the last time we went to a rodeo to buy tickets and so the only tickets left were really good tickets that we just said, alright, well we've been planning this for like over a month now. We should probably just buy these tickets. But we were so close to the bull at one point, like the bulls at one point that I was like,

there is a thrill here of just being that close. Did you reach out and try to high five? Reach out and five bull. No, I didn't try to high five it. You didn't try to dap up the little hoof? My hooves. No, we did the one where you hit shoulders. Boy, you just can't do that with a bull.

We did it, dude. The ease of which this thing hops it yeah it's dog shit they're gonna have to they're gonna have to add a few extra feet right yeah yeah i think you're i think they're gonna have a real conversation about the structure today but i if i had to guess i don't know if they're gonna change much so this fucker just heard lee greenwood for probably the 10,000th time. He was like, you know what? I'm done. He's like, I'm paying two, rent's too damn high.

I'm paying way too much for gas. Fuck this country. I'm out. Didn't make it far, but did take down three people. Do we know if this bull is actually American? Was he trying to make a political statement? Was this bull even supposed to be in the ring? Was he streaking? These are the questions that people ask. What other country would this bull even supposed to be in the ring was he streaking these are the questions that

people ask where would this where what other country would this bull be from spain okay he's a wild boy spain's and or the bulls in spain are famously wild you're running in pamplona yes or no yes every single time i will i would love to do it i would love to find myself in a situation where i get to you doing red scarf yeah oh i'm doing it mainly so i can dress up the whole bit yeah mainly for the drip yeah mainly for the vibe i do it but i would be careful on where in the pack i'm starting from you know i'll be a front runner i don't want to take i don't want to get smoked oh i'm finding a sacrificial lamb in my general vicinity the entire time and just being like all right i'm throwing this person down if i need to

i'm gonna run in front of a much slower person. Yeah. I'm doing it, but I'm wearing Nickelodeon moon shoes. Okay. So if I do have one coming toward me, I can just hop over it with ease. How sick would it be if there's just a video of a dude hitting Heelys in Pamplona down like a big route? Randy's roller shoes. Swagger, huh, man? Do you still have those? I still have them.

How much were they? What was the damage? Don't worry about it. Didn't the backers buy them for you? There was a fog that they pitched in that they did. Why don't you worry about it? Because they're very unstable. They're very unstable.

They looked unstable. So am I. My life. I'm so gone. Last night I just lay in bed and just watched a Glenn Palman and just watched a popcorn. Oh my gosh. Did you watch the Glenn Palman? Yeah. I mixed a bunch Glenn Palman and just watched a popcorn. Oh, my gosh. You watched a Glenn Palman? Yeah.

I mixed a bunch of raisins and pinks in my popcorn and it was just good. I wish that ball would charge me. Oh, my God. My head hurts so bad from drinks last night that I feel like I got run over by a ball. I need my bear juice. No one knows what that is. Yeah. I'm not doing the run on the bulls come on i'm not come on don't they take it to i don't want to watch and they stab that fucker at the end with a sword don't they take randy's sword and just carve it up real good

they do i don't know i don't know what he needs to eat it i'm not sure what it is about me we probably don't but for some reason i don't feel that bad when they kill the bull I'm a real softy I'm a softy when it comes to seeing roadkill on the side of the road for some reason it doesn't bother me with the bull I think it might be because I'm built different you ever think about that? I feel bad for him

I don't know why I don't I should I think it's bad but for some reason it doesn't move me as much as it should. It's sad, man. Hey, man. They just, they stab it like 10 different times and it, I don't know. I don't like it.

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not read because it's it's more um the the language in it is more for like people who understand this kind of here why don't you read it and then dave and i will explain it to you so i'm gonna read a tweet that i believe is in more layman's terms tom layman no scientists have discovered um a life switch this isn't this is like space adjacent it's not really space related by the way it's just like freaky friday maybe it's about the space in between your ears bro okay. Okay. Anyway. Scientists have discovered a protein called Balon. Oh, dude. I've been taking that shit.

Yeah, dude. Balon Musk. That acts like a pause button stopping and starting cell activity in microbes. Pause. By pause button, I mean like it pauses your life. Time out. All right. We can go back okay uh like you stop aging basically is is the idea here dylan you look really good are you on this balon found in arctic bacteria is common in 20 of bacterial genomes it halts these cells ribosome stopping protein production even mid process the doesn't sound like that

this ability to pause and start life could revolutionize space travel allowing cells and potentially humans to enter suspended animation during long journeys to mars and beyond okay so you're enduring light years while having your cells paused and so you can go to like crazy places in space i guess committing to dying but there's also like an on earth application here too like if you just want to like pause your life for 20 years and then resume it you can so what if i hypothetically wanted to pause my life um like i don't know on like a flight got a real hungover flight on the way back from, you know, the boys' trip to Bandon Dunes.

Can I just hit, mash that pause button and lay on the plane for a little bit and then wake up? I suppose you could do that, yeah. What I'm unclear on is if you're just completely like Austin Powers style and he's frozen, if you're just like, if it's like a subconscious thing or if you're like just sleepy. I don't know what's going on here i like that austin powers is your reference for being cryogenically frozen well he was star wars famously he was frozen for what like 30 years or something yeah baby yeah man lawyer yeah i got dollar 30 years

baby smashing so um there's also like an anti-aging um angle to this that has scientists horned up for it maybe she's born with it maybe it's maybelline can you just put your boy on ice for a little bit like dude he's been he's been going too hard can you cryogenically freeze someone and then unfreeze him like that lawyer ted williams head they haven't figured that out yet yeah but that he's not alive you know i mean like thanks thanks for unfreeze me we'd have to put the head on a body or into like a robot what if there's some dust on the head might be a little dust on ted william head. Probably not. Ted Williams is dead.

So that doesn't really apply. The head still exists, no? Right. But the head's not going to wake up and just start talking. No, but the brain could still potentially have activity. Maybe you slip a little Balon. A little Balon. Why are we freezing the brains of athletes?

I don't know. He paid to have it happen, I think. Oh, he did? Okay. Because I was going to say, if we're going walt disney maybe we don't go with the people that are like you know didn't want disney freeze his shit something like that one of the best hitters of all time ted williams was not he didn't play he was a hitter in his industry might have been a nazi though he's a heavy hitter arguably yeah anyway um once i had time to really

dig into this i might might give an update later on. I think we sussed it out. I think we sussed it out. I think we did. I'm glad that we just kind of put it out there and said, hey, we're going to explain this, whether you like it or not. Can I get this at GNC? I believe it's still in the discovery phase, research and development. R&D? Will you update us when they have a beta?

Sure. I mean, I'll volunteer if they need one. I'm calling myself a beta, Randy. Very good. This is good, man. This is interesting. Can we talk about the

RV driver? Yes. this is something else we haven't looked that much into but we're gonna we're gonna talk about it now here's the thing if your boy shows up to the round with an arby's driver you're hitting the arby's driver i worry about the i worry about the club face on this thing though i mean it's a cheeseburger david why is the burger medium rare maybe they requested it dude they wanted it dave's way that's interesting i you know i typically don't like a medium rare burger i my steak's always medium rare right the ground beef formed in a patty as burgers often are i don't like that much red is that weird maybe i just don't i don't need it i get it i grew

up doing medium rare and so it always seemed normal to me and now i don't really care you grew up just eating ground beef yeah dude i'm unhinged midwest so i'm gonna beat you with the arby's driver bad luck do you think do you think i could beat you right now playing with the arby's driver and you got your normal driver i don't know i won't play you so it doesn't matter what why i'm so i don't even miss golf so you're like done done it's just not fun okay don't miss it don't miss it do you want the pity invites or do you want us to skip over you don't care don't invite okay it's a waste of your time okay are you gonna replace that time in your life with a different hobby unless there's just like an opportunity that's so amazing i can't say no then then don't don't include me are you

working on your gooning while we're playing golf what's the deal i just i just don't enjoy golf don't enjoy it i wish i did don't you play computer golf yeah it's frustrating only time i enjoy golf is when I play well. And I don't care enough to practice. Have you thought about replacing all your clubs with clubs that have the club head of a piece of food? No, I haven't. That's one thing I haven't thought about yet. Question.

If you could make your own driver right now, you could put it into the 3D printing machine, and it could be made of one sandwich. What would it be? French dip. Ooh. It's the French dip. With the au jus? Ooh. What are you doing with the au jus, dog?

What if it sprays a little au jus? I'm going to pour the au jus in my divots. It repairs it. What is that going to do? It's a sodium play. It's just going to seep right into the ground the ground look what if you had a glizzy driver would that change your mind see no it wouldn't is it even a sandwich i don't think so not in my opinion i'm gonna go with the monte cristo from bennegan's okay i don't think i've ever been to a it's a fried sandwich yeah you never been to bennegan's

no they don't they're not around anymore there might be one hanging around but i'm either doing that or potentially a sourdough jack dylan if you could join any country club what would you join in the world yeah just anywhere whatever oh gosh uh since i live in austin i might choose one that's in austin i probably do austin country okay let's say austin country club says dylan if you can get to under a 10 handicap by the end of the year you can have a free membership here by the end of the year yeah by the end of the year can you grind it out and figure this out you're getting there yeah okay okay absolutely do you even care though because you don't like

golf you don't enjoy it i would being a member of a country club sounds amazing but not not really for the call that's fair that's fair that's fair yeah you should uh you should start a golden tea country club it's got all the benefits okay okay there's just one big old room like and they've got just 25 machines and they're all linked up that sounds so via the ethernet that sounds so sick what if we started because like normally they're like pretty hoity-toity what if we started a yacht club that was actually a redneck yacht club i knew that was coming who's our president? Bob. What?

Just relax over there, Randy. Tiki torches? Lawn chairs? But like, not those kind. Why? I don't know. Stigma. People tanning on the upper deck? Oh, yeah.

Think about that. A lot of sunscreen it's hot did y'all see trump talking about uh y'all see his target decks what what is he talking about it's all time i think i might i i gotta disagree with him so he's he's saying if the boat starts to submerge, if it starts to sink, the electric current from the battery might electrocute you. Which I don't think is how that works. Why is he worried about this? But he's choosing that fate over being near a shark.

Not me. How did this? What's the context surrounding this scenario? I don't know. That's the problem with Twitter, man. You know, you get these clips. You can't really tell. You need context. You need community notes. But he also pointed out that he's the only person

ever to ask this very important question. No, he was very smart for coming up with this question. And the guy was impressed by the question, of course, because he's a very brilliant man. It's like when a toddler asks the dumbest question of all time to someone on a tour. That's a good question, Will. No one's ever thought about that before. on like a tour wow that's no one's ever thought about that before yeah he has some other quotes too oh it was really hot and he's worried about people like keeling over and dying and he said um please don't die i need your vote he said i don't he said i don't care about you i care care about your vote. Love that. He tells the truth most of the time. You're not worried about your life potentially being over.

He just wants that vote to count. All right, should we make fun of Biden for turning around and being old? Biden's very old. Because we need to play both sides here. Biden is deteriorating quickly. Yeah, he's deteriorating faster than I think most of the nation would like him to at this point what's his age 81 what's his age again he's 81 isn't he are you sure he's not 101 he's not 101 he's 81 he'll be 82 he doesn't carry he doesn't carry that 81 very well i gotta tell you man he doesn't he doesn't i really need context on this battery

situation yeah like why is the boat sinking you saw the clip right yeah i know i'm just i need to know why what does this have to do with anything if a boat's sinking and there's a shark nearby he's trump's like this battery might electrocute me like all right but no that no it won't no but it might though dude i don't know it's not plugged into a source of electricity I don't know If I know anything about Trump, he knows batteries The human body is a battery

It's true I don't know But he was at a rally Talking about this Yeah, look, he's freestyling I puked in a rally this weekend For real? I was just pounding beers, didn't matter Best fucking Look, he's freestyling. Dude, I puke and rallied this weekend. For real? Dude. That's so sick.

I was just pounding beers. Didn't matter. Best fucking detox is retox, dude. One more down the hatch. Another beer. I think if I'm in a position where I've thrown up, I think that's it for me. I think I'm done for the night. Yeah.

Yeah. I think I'm retired. Right? Let's retire for the night. Yeah, Dave. Like, that's it. Like, not you're not 20 anymore i finally listened to my body i'm like yeah first of all i'm embarrassed that i threw up after from drinking at 40 like guys let's forget this happened i threw up at 35 and i'm just like i'm tucking my tail i'm going home you're just talking it yeah yeah dave i know it's not for you, but you know what is good for you?

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It's a fitness app that customizes each workout based on your goals and adapts as you improve. It's just a great app. Let's say hypothetically you're hitting buys and tries one day. Like, oh, man, I went hard on those the next day. Guess what? FitBod is going to be like, all right, let's's mix things up let's maybe get some legs going dylan do you just you just swipe out of that notification though i'm out everybody's got like two random dumbbells in

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So I was tracking the Phish subreddit leading up to the Sphere just because I really wanted to see what it was going to be like for Debt & Company. And so I started to get pretty deep into the subreddit. And then I think it was like Friday or Saturday during their shows, this photo popped up of a guy who goes by acid farts. Um, and so when acid farts was, uh, hitting his bong in the sphere,

someone took a photo and he got in trouble for it. And, late last week, he got notified that he was not only banned from the sphere, but he was banned from any place that, uh, James Dolan owns like Madison square garden, stuff like that.

Jeez. And, uh, then it came out that uh no they're not banning him um they just said okay someone sent out something and uh you're officially allowed to go back to all these places so they've really opened the floodgates here you're officially allowed to smoke bongs in the sphere so you don't see many um i'm gonna put this feller's age at upper 40s maybe 50 50 something no. I think this guy's like 43. I think this guy's our age.

You don't see many 40-plus-year-olds who tuck their ears into their flat bill caps. This guy just looks like a distant Shane Gillis cousin. This guy looks like... No, he looks like

a Burt Kreischer disciple. Yeah. That's fair. Is that how you say his name? Yeah. Sure. Okay. The backwards flat bill, ears tucked in why don't

you start talking dude never i don't understand why anyone thinks that's dave portnoy talks that's a good look it's the worst look you tuck it in a fitted and you get that hat down over the eyebrows a little bit and it's i don't know 2003 and you you're at Texas State University. You're cleaning up. You know I'm right. Those guys cleaned up. Did they talk? Did they ear talk? Some of them, yeah.

Okay. There were some pioneers at that school. If you could do any, if you could have any apparatus that either gets you drunk or messed up on stuff, what are you sneaking into this fear? I think I'm going gonna do an octoball Get everyone in the seats around us just doing just doing a beer bong with eight beers from this fear I think the last thing I want to do is go to a show with the octo mom She got all those fucking kids. Yeah, I'd be annoying to have all those kids running around around you I just don't know if I need to bring the bong in there's so many other ways If anyone's worried about going to the sphere and getting something through security

Just go back to this photo and watch it and just look at the dude smoking a bong in there did he bring it in the pants do we know you gotta think he brought it in the pants right how do you what would you do if someone said dylan your task was sneaking this bong into the sphere what do you how are you doing it in your pants yeah you're going upper deck are you going like pant leg do you tape it to your leg i don't know i don't know let's assume bong squats out of the question okay bong squat let's just assume that yeah he probably didn't bong squat i don't know he looks like he's i'm surprised there's even a big deal what from this context tells you he didn't bong squat i'm surprised this is even a story because like this dude rules i feel like everyone is is doing something in those concerts i know but usually

you don't have the uh an apparatus of that size uh in a public place where they have security you know what i'm bringing i'm bringing i'm bringing bringing the baseball helmet with two beers. Those are sick. Never actually used one of those. I got to bring the V-Zincox doohickey. No, I'm going to bring the doohickey as well. We need one of those for garage beers. Oh, yeah. The helmet?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Honestly, with Randy being out on Friday afternoon, it's the perfect time to record episode one of Garage Beers. I had one of those. You always want your video guy to leave to record something.

Where are you going? Dallas. Going to the game. No. Going to watch my niece play soccer. So you're going to a game? Going to a game.

In Dallas? Where about? I don't know. I don't want to dox her. Dallas is a fairly big city. You could name a number of them, and I don't think people are going to go find it. I don't know. That's all right.

We can talk later. It's a big U10 tournament. More of an I-9 guy. I like C-3PO. You understand the reference? more of an i9 guy i like c3po you understand the reference no how have you never seen star wars how is that possible you've seen star wars like i legitimately surprised you haven't seen because started it i saw the first one a long time ago and i was like okay okay so you've seen one of them yeah well that's like the last that shit's not for me i appreciate it i respect it i know it's got a

huge you're the space guy you always make the joke about being hand solo over the weekend and so i figured you'd watched it parks wants to watch it with me after we finish harry potter okay didn't you just send me some pics the solo hope solo pics i don't know what these are so i you're are you not a fan well that's a fucking deal i had a crush on princess leia for a bit yeah i wrote a song about it check it out on my album dude ranch oh wait is it a new hope dude i love that song good song i didn't know you wrote that oh wait is it a new hope dude i love that song good song i didn't know you wrote that doing space oh yeah it is space it's like perfect for you it's not about space though it's about it's about wars happening it's kind of about space it's not about space it's about space

it's about fucking sword fighting and it's definitely not about sword fighting sword fighting is game of thrones a show in which you watched. It's just not for me. To be clear, they don't have swords. They have lightsabers. Dylan, you need to stop repressing your nerddom. You're a nerd. It's okay. You're a cool nerd.

I'm a nerd about... I like... Space is very interesting to me. Golden Teeth. Space. A movie about wars in space from a long time ago. It's just... It's not my speed.

It's not a big deal. It's far, far away my speed what if i told you the galaxy's far far away yeah that doesn't do anything that changed stuff doesn't do anything for me oh my god i'm not saying you're making fun of it i'm just saying it's not my speed big deal you know how fast warp speed is how fucking sick would it be just how sick would it be you're sitting at madhouse ranchos the fajitas come out everyone's eating everyone's having a good time waiter comes over gets a new round of drinks for everybody you're talking everything's hitting you're like oh i want another fajita but they're no longer sizzling what if your boy could just take out his lightsaber and just waft it over the fajitas and re-steam them is that cool yet what if he took sure what if he took the lightsaber and he'd

he stirred the bob with it after he'd been sitting there for too long and congealed that'd be sick i sneaky like the congealed bob let me say you like the sticky bob i don't mind cold case, so I'm fucking wild. He's our president. Super sticky. Okay. Again with the redneck. I still don't get the joke for the second time.

Craig Morgan. Redneck Yacht Club. Very popular song. No, I know the song. Who's Bob? He's our president. He's our president of the Yacht Club. That's Bob.

Bob's the president of the Redneck Yacht Club. See? They elected him. Very funny. They elected him. See? It's a democracy. Anyone can be president.

You just need to get elected by the rest of the rednecks at the Redneck Yacht Club. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Okay. Thank you for explaining. It's like how you're the HOA president and you always get people in trouble for stuff. Definitely not. I'm definitely not an hoa president i don't even remember

of an hoa currently dude you know tony p is the hoa president i don't like the new information that's come out about tony p right because that information is not a hog he's it's not frat it's no it's the opposite of it shout out to the listener giving us intel yeah turns out tony p is the least of it. Shout out to the listener giving us intel. Yeah. Turns out Tony P is the least frat dude ever. Never meet your heroes, guys. We haven't, but maybe we will. I bet we will.

He'll come to the New York meetup. Get a lot of date requests for the New York meetup, guys. A lot of date requests. It's time. Say bye then don't check out bye check out stretch you