Circling Back - Burning Man & Barcelona Flights

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

Do you even Burning Man? Of course, we had to discuss the weekend that was out on the playa. We also talked the passing of Jimmy Buffett and Steve Harwell, a Space Bar segment featuring a new comet that's dropping, the plane diarrhea person, Will's scary steam shower experience, Dillon's STEAM on QR codes, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:47) Burning Man Went Well (29:29) Plane Worst Case Scenario (40:10) RIP Jimmy Buffett and Steve Harwell (46:00) Space Bar: Comet Time, baby! (58:25) Will’s Scary Steam Shower (1:07:30) Dillon’s QR Code Steam Room (1:16:25) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  Dunkin: Fall menu has returned! AG1: www.drinkag1.com/circling (FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin Texas. My name is Will DeFries. To my left, David, Mr. 10,000 Fireflies himself, Ruff. I cannot believe my eyes. She is so stacked. This rundown is freaking voluminous. We've got so much content to get to. I'm very excited. Thanks for having me on, Will. I look forward to podcasting with you today. And yes, I am a low-key sponsored man today um i just realized i'm drinking the beverage i'm wearing the hat for so you're so freaking cool shout out to our good friends at saps we got dylan shivery in the building you're so sick day man the runny is so stacked today that's i call the rundown the runny sometimes i feel like we should like charge for this episode it's gonna be so good no it's free just saying i feel like we should the sponsors on this episode are really

getting their money's worth too it's tough when there's like just one day to record all the free content because and when so much happened over a long weekend it's just like what are we supposed to do with ourselves um little note about myself i watched uh Life is Beautiful last night on DVD. 1997 film. Italian film. Vida es Bonita. Subtitles in English. In English.

What a movie. What a movie. Absolute tearjerker of a movie. The lead guy, Guido. You seen this, Dave? Yes. I saw it back like 20-something. It's like this, Dave? Yes. I saw it back like 20-something. It's like late 90s.

97. Yeah. What a movie. I saw it a long time ago. Did you holler at Roberto Benigni's Oscar moment from the movie? Oh, yeah. He's got a very noted speech. No, I haven't. Oh, it's an all-time.

It might be. Oh, I'm excited. For me, it might be the Oscar moment. Dad of forever? Like best dad ever? I think that my dad's the best dad ever. I don't know, man. I think this dad might be better than your dad.

Dude, low-key, I think my dad, I would like to imagine that he would have done exactly what Roberto Benigni did in that. Very inspiring film. I'm doing Italian hands because it's an Italian movie. Great, great flick. The Holocaust, man. What was going on there? Not good. What was going on? Not good.

Pretty well documented. What was that all about? Public education. Not cool at all. We're an anti-Holocaust podcast. Absolutely. The most anti you can be on that subject, actually. Watch it. Inspiring film.

Good stuff. Is he still around? But you can't stream it anywhere. That's why I watch it on DVD. Roberto Benigni! Please tell me he's still around. I don't know if I can deal with a live death on this podcast right now, dog. Roberto Benigni. Not only is he alive,

he's 70. He's's alive i think he's well yeah i'm excited i wish him well he should be on the golden bachelor oh it's very very much like a fun like oh this cute fucking italian guy does he speak english roberto but he does i think it's very very much um roberto bon. Italian dub. That's how I say it. When I... I used to... So a long time ago, I spent like five years in Italy, and I was just pouring up red wine at this little pub near the coast.

And I would say... I would talk like that, and I would use hands like that. Really? Yeah. Bonini. I used to live in Italy as well. I'm surprised we never crossed paths. What'd you do over there?

I worked at Olive Garden. But that made me get a job when i was over there they called me breadstick why i can't tell you why you just wouldn't stop bringing them dude can't tell you why dude that's summer dude that's summer fantastico it was a good time it coincided with me being over there studying abroad. Dave was running a little jet ski rental business on the lake. Stand up or sit down? Both. Really?

Yeah, it was adjustable. Really? Mm-hmm. Kawasaki's? You know it. Mm-hmm. It was a good summer, man. Mm-hmm.

The Ragazzi was just out that summer, just vibing. We tried to pivot to parasailing, but we had that incident where that dude got unhooked and flew off. No one found him. Did y'all see that the other day? No, what happened? Seriously. When the storm was rolling in?

There was someone that was parasailing at a Mexican resort, and a storm came in, and they couldn't bring the person down to the boat in the middle of the video the person sorry okay the person i don't to be honest i don't know the person from shore was recording it and suddenly it just starts coming at them and they just fly over the person's head completely unhooked from the boat at this point and it's like what is about to happen to this person okay that's a situation on instagram where you're like okay well i want to know what happened so you look at the comments

and inevitably it's a a lot of fake news a lot of fake comments that don't really know i saw a similar video months ago they just became unclipped from the line and they just started floating inland like a couple miles and it was kind of funny i think they're okay but the fear is the fear is power lines right i mean like smashing into something also but power lines would be a tough one yeah can you what if you ran into 10 000 fireflies and it just went up in flames i would not believe my eyes allow me to bring attention real quick to my coffee mug hold on i think people are still laughing at what dave and i just did there with the Owl City song. Let me, let me, I don't hear him.

Hold on. Everyone, everyone just, okay. Everyone at their desk right now. Everyone call him down so Dylan can talk about his mug. Foreshadowing. That's all I'm going to say. We got, we're talking space later, baby. Do you want to talk something real quick?

Randy's got his space shirt on too. Shout out Robat. Did you know we were doing space bar today, Randy, when you wore your space robe? I did not, but wow, what a happy coincidence. What's that promo code for people if they want to get one? I think it's backer20. I think you're right, for 20% off.

Got some word today that my mom's coworkers are copping some Wilmont's polos. Are they using back or 20? They are using back or 20. For 20% off? I can confirm they're using back or 20. They're not asking for free gear? Nah, dude.

Nance don't do that. Nance don't do that. Thank you, Nancy, for supporting our small business. She was rocking her Robeck Azalea QZ the other day. Oh, that thing goes hard. It goes hard, dude. It goes real hard. Real quick, i'm parasailing

if you were caught up there and they couldn't reel you back in let's say you're and you know like this could be the end what would you do would you like throw your shoes into the ocean sit back and wave through the daylight like what would you do randy what would you what would you do you had to read those lyrics you couldn't just off the cuff it. And that's embarrassing for you. Yes, I would. Thank you. Oh, your mic's over there. I moved it.

I have so much mobility now with this mic. I can put it anywhere I want. Look at this. I don't like new mic Randy. He's kind of annoying. No, I love it. If Randy's going to have an official mic, then we need to mount a camera somewhere in the studio to get something on him.

Because this is stupid. I got one right here. Boom. People are going to see me. No, no. Come on. You can see me right now. You can't see me. Look, it's better now mic, then we need to mount a camera somewhere in the studio to get something on him. Because this is stupid. I got one right here. Boom. People are going to see me. No, no. Come on. You can see me right now. You can't see me.

Look, it's bad enough they can hear you. No one wants to see you two. No offense. I know what they do want to see. My awesome rowback polo for backer 20. Get an ass cam and maybe we can start talking. We can't put an ass cam on our producer. Why?

It's like that's taking it too far. It's objectifying big time. It's really objectifying. I too far. It's objectifying big time. How am I going to sit? It's objectifying. I think he works hard on it. I think it's just an admirable thing. He clearly works hard on it.

Are you guys ready for Will's five-star review of the week? I didn't do one last week. I apologize. It's okay. So instead of doing none this week, I'm gonna do one oh nice yeah you guys ready for this it's from uh new york hustle i'm gonna read this in a voice that i think he might talk in yo what murders no i'm not gonna do that manhattan listener i listen to this podcast every time it drops like it's music to my ears with dave's humor, Will's ad reads, and Dillion's singing.

Speaking of, we haven't heard Dillion signing in a long time. Dillion, my boy, spit some bars before Will is done reading this. Love the pod and let's go Giants. What do y'all want to hear? Owl City. Shout out to, except for Owl City. I'm not doing Owl City. I feel like there's more to Will's game.

And now the fire flies. That was good. Is that how they sound? I don't know the lyrics. There's more to Will's game than ad reads. No, Will, yeah. I'm going to have to... He does do great ad reads, but I think...

Will's a very talented all-around... No, I like my ad reads. I think... All-around podcaster. I like that. I'm okay with people stating the ad reads. I am going to endorse you on LinkedIn for reading podcast ads you should you should i'm i'm in that area of linkedin where i've accepted so many bots and stuff that like i just have i can't even log

in without just seeing a bunch of random fucking people we just saw dave do that that was cool man what you did over there he hit like three keys on his on his keyboard oh i'm actually getting job offers right now wow decline decline where are they coming in from what's the best one oracle wow yeah yeah they want me to be the new oracle their campus is awesome it is supposedly you can you can have some smoothies with your swipes i heard only dorks work there no dude we definitely got oracle listeners i don't know i do feel like intimidated whenever i go on like drive by the oracle campus i'm like is someone just like a bunch of dudes in vests just gonna pop out and beat me up probably not maybe you know it's possible tech vest mafia yeah yeah patagonia it's actually pronounced fratagonia

is there an h and r in there somewhere i feel like the people are gonna laugh at that in a sec when they finally get it yesterday we did something called touching base to conspiracy podcast where we talked about conspiracies it was lit i talked about scientology i talked about the muhammad aliny Liston, two fights actually. And let me just say I've gotten no less than like 150 people have reached out saying how good my segment was. Thank you. I got emails, DMs. A few people called me.

So thank you for that. It was a really good segment. Your phone worked? Yeah, it actually always does, weirdly. Tight. Tight. Tight. Tight. yeah it actually always does weirdly tight tight tight go patreon.com circling back podcast or if you just search circling back on spotify right now you'll notice that there's two different feeds one is our normal feed the other one is our opto feed you can listen to all patreon episodes on

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It tastes like fall. It's just like fall's here, and it just tastes like you want it to taste. Dude, it'd be hitting. It'd be hitting. It tastes like leaves are turning different colors, and they're falling to the ground. You got the cool, dry air coming in, Dave. The fireflies have gone away. There's no longer 10,000.

Probably like two. No, it's not like that. I got a mission for all the backers out there. I want you guys to head over to your local Dunkin' and give their fall menu a try. I'm talking nutty pumpkin coffee. I'm talking pumpkin cake donuts. I'm talking pumpkin muffins even. Nutty pizza.

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America does run on Dunkin'. Anecdote. They opened one up around the corner from my parents' house. We had it Monday before I left. Very good. Very good. The maple sugar bacon sandwich. Isn't there one down South Austin way? If there is, I haven't found it.

I thought the closest was in Dripping. I think there's one South Austin way. Okay. America runs on Dunkin'. Well, obviously, David. Yeah. Idiot. You fool. Can we talk Burning Man? Are you going to be able to continue with

technical dave was there uh yeah i don't do you made it i feel bad because i made it out right and a lot of people i think might still be there were you in the truck with chris rock and diplo i was at yeah no i was i was held up in the undercarriage i was actually sketching for someone who was totally offline all weekend and doesn't have much context here can you break it down for me and for the folks at home who might be in the same boat okay okay there's no boats so yeah you can't have boats out there it's a desert unless you have a novelty pirate ship yeah you could have a boat that has wheels on it i'm just asking you to explain what happened what they don't have boats there i don't understand there's probably a novelty boat that has wheels on it that could blow on the wind. I'm just asking you to explain what happened, what the story is. They don't have boats there. I don't understand.

There's probably a novelty boat that's just like a fuck boat. Yeah, they probably have like a Captain Stabin-sponsored pirate ship that you can go on to. You need to find a new company to work for. You could probably do what that dude on Tucker Carlson talked about. Get to the story. Okay, so Burning Man was this weekend, okay? It lasts through the weekend, and they got rain for the first time in like their 23 years of doing it.

What this resulted in was a bunch of mud, Dylan. I thought it was all sandy out there. Well, yeah, you know what happens when rain touches like dirt? Makes whiskey. Then what happens to your girl? Makes corn. Then you go see corn.

It gets a little frisky. And then do the poom-dop-da-beam-dum-da-dee-da. Well, then Twitter started grabbing a hold of this because there's nothing more fun than dunking on people that go to Burning Man. It's just an easy crew to dunk on. I'm sorry. It's like playing Lithuania or something. Okay, hold on. Dave loves Lithuania.

I had a Lithuania pen pal, so I might have wronged him a little bit right there. What was his name? Florian. What a dork. No, he was tight, dude. I don't name florian what a dork no he was tight dude i don't know man he was tight he was tight uh and so uh then then twitter got a hold of it and started saying that there was ebola out there that people were dying gunshots happening there were videos i saw some chaos i saw some pictures of sharks swimming through everything that was

crazy like a highway in it was wild dude hey i thought there were no i thought there was no water you said no boats no water but there's a shark swimming through lithuania beat usa on sunday i know seriously yeah just a fun fact yep check out too much dip live streams back tomorrow because we sent that fucking dork austin reeves over there instead of he's a good player did y'all see the video of like the shrimp looking things that were allegedly coming out of the mud there were these little shrimp looking worm things that like would be in the mud and people were taking it out and like i still don't think people know whether or not those videos were real or not oh i did see that but i didn't know what it was from that was from burning man holy shit so

what what was not real was like apparently it was actually a pretty like low-key situation where everyone just kind of like hung out and banded together apparently it was actually a pretty, like, low-key situation where everyone just kind of, like, hung out and banded together. Apparently it went much smoother than what everyone was portraying it as on Twitter. Apparently there weren't very many gunshots, like, that were reported. And no Ebola was found. So I think we're clear there. I figured there wasn't an Ebola virus outbreak at Burning Man. Maybe, like, staph infections or something.

I don't think that... Is there, like, a big staph out there? No, Creed didn't play. Yeah. Like something i don't think that is there like a big staff out there no creed didn't play yeah like i don't know i'm not really an ebola guy i like to more e-ball out yeah i agree if i put a ball out and get ebola yeah spending a lot of money to clubs more fun than having ebola dude this dude won't stop balling out dude i was actually on e-balls world the other day they have some funny videos it went viral dude did you see the numa numa guy you guys like the internet i'm trying to e-ball on a budget over here okay okay that's fine i i'm a big fan of people budgeting i saw alex jones at more on that at this next ad read.

That was good, dude. People will get it in a second. They might already get it. What I think we're burying here is the fuck plane that was discussed on the internet about this. Apparently there's a plane that you could rent for a little bit and join the Mile High Club in. Does that count? I think it does. I think one of the issues is that you definitely want to be one of the first people on the plane and not one of the final weekend people on the plane.

Does it take off and land at the same airport? It just goes up there and lets you have sex and then it comes back down? Yeah, I think it lands on the playa. Okay, do they go up super high and do the zero gravity thing? You're trying to ask if people are suspended in air during intercourse over Burning Man. I don't even know if there's a landing strip do you randy it's not helping this fucking producer just over there yeah randy can you pull up the landing strips from burning man please hey right here and there is a boat so

i can't confirm there's a fog boat i know two people owe me an apology right now go ahead guys you should ask them for that go ahead dave i'm waiting i don't even know what you're talking about how do you even get a boat of this size out to the playa dude like that's a lot of work they probably built it like out there they brought all the wood on there i don't think so man that's a long project that's like the whole thing at burning man so trust me trust me i was i was forced to publish a column on burning man at one point in my life there was a there was a time during this weekend where yeah chris rock and diplo walked five miles everyone talked about how they had

to walk five miles to the road we walked five miles in the in the mud to the road whatever like dude i walked 5 000 one time exactly dude i won't show 30 hours so i don't want to hear it is it how's that song was it 5 000 or 500 i always forget 500 oh well okay but then 100 more yeah 500 more so so i walked 500 and then i did 500 more as well i was trying just to what just to like be the man yeah who walks and i would walk 500 miles is that a is that i would walk five all-time rom-com song from like the early 90s just to be probably man that's that's honestly that's one of your worst have you seen the cast of saint elmo's fire yeah it's gas i watched the trailer for saint elmo's fire last night they lead off with Emilio Estevez, so you know you're cooking with gas.

I don't care at all. How's he doing? Emilio? Hard to say. I think he did make a brief cameo in the Mighty Ducks Disney Channel series. Did he get his drinking under control? I need to watch that.

Yeah, he did. He almost lost it all. He did lose it all, but then he found what he needed in a hockey team. Hockey. I'm on a child's hockey team. It's a derail. Next time I get arrested,

I'm going to ask if I can just coach a kid's hockey team and take them to nationals. It sounds way tighter than going to jail. Is there any way I can just go to

the junior Goodwill game? Yeah, hey, is there any way you can just give me a bunch of kids' minds to mold for a little bit? And I can hook up with the hot Swedish

coach's assistant? Yeah, I can bone the captain's mom and then I'll ditch her and start hooking up with the Swedish, no, the Icelandic coach. Yeah. What are the chances

that you get arrested again? Like, what are the odds? I think decent. 50-50? I don't know. What's the charge? Getting arrested at 18 seems much more stressful

than getting arrested at like 36 right now. Because if I get arrested for something, it's going to be something like relatively small. So like, I just feel like I can get away with it easier now i don't have to like call my parents with my tail between my legs like i did when i was 18 i think your best chance is like something maybe airport related like you've got something in there and then

there's a very unlikely chance that they're looking for like a chinchilla said substance maybe a chinchilla or like a sugar glider. Mine will be like probably like racketeering or spraying a block or something and get popped for that. Or like pop trunk. So you're saying like attempted murder, potentially murder. Organized crime. I'm an underworld figure.

I was going to have like gummies from Las Vegas or something. I'm an underworld figure. You're out here just carrying the weapons. Didn't you get indicted recently in georgia for like no some kind of issue with the election no i'm not i am not the former president no oh okay i'm an underworld figure as we all know yeah you are he doesn't have strawberry locks i don't have strawberry locks and i I'm not a svelte 215 right now. He looks great. Dude, that photo of him was not bad. Was that AI? He looked so handsome.

You think they might have leveraged AI tools? I've seen plenty of those on the internet. He did look trim. Like, I hate to say it, he looked trim. He looked good. Is he legit 215 now? Speaking of trim, we gotta talk about his plane. This isn't the Jesse Waters saying that he looked good, where he clearly didn't look good at all.

We've done like four degrees of derailing since the original Burning Man story we launched. I already thought of Time Sam because this would be a great one to have the anatomy

of a derail. Yeah, that's true. It's just ridiculous what we just did. Okay. I mean, I don't have any more need to go to Burning Man

after this. I was never gonna go to Burning Man. There. I was never going to go to Burning Man. There was never a time in my life, even at my wildest and freest, no way. I had a buddy who went to Burning Man, and his first stop after Burning Man was Austin, and he and I could not have been on different waves. This is the one that the influencers really show out for, right? I don't even know at this point, man.

I think, yeah, but I don't think they're the influencers that I follow. Okay. Like, was Kendall Jenner there? No, I don't think it's like that. Wearing very little clothing? No. Because that sounds awesome. No, that's more, they're more Coachella vibe.

I like it when people fly in and fly out. Where's Coachella? It's in California, too? It's in, yeah, it's like Palm Springs, right? Palm Desert. Well, all the Palooza's in Chicago. Yeah. Okay. You're the music guy. Well, all the Palooza's in Chicago. Yeah. Okay.

You're the music guy. Shouldn't you know this stuff? ACL's here. It is? Yeah. It's like coming up right here. Will pointed to the ACL ligament in his knee. Where is it?

Show us where it is. It's around here. That's good, Will. Do you know how many bones the body has? 206. Yeah. We have like so many in our feet though do you know that like most of them are in our that's why when my foot got run over by the jeep liberty they they put me through twice because he didn't believe that none of the bones were broken like this doesn't make sense it'll put you in like different and they're sneaky a

ton in your ear i think it's no i think the smallest one is in your ear oh i thought there was like a hundred davis smallest one is somewhere else on his body where i'm sorry i don't know where that would be dude sorry i don't i know nothing about what he has going on down there there's three tiny bones in the ear so i was close three little bones there are bones it's bones. In my eardrum. It's a little money. Just a little money in your ear. Listening to sweet songs. Hey, Dave, I'm sorry about that boner joke I just made, man.

Oh, that's what you were saying. Oh, I get it now, dude. That's good. I get it. That's some high-level stuff, dog. I'm sorry, dude. I get it. I'm hung like a newt.

A newt. Gingrich or the reptile? Take your pick. Take your your pick he's still alive yeah we're actually actually newt is the front runner for us baby number two we don't know how big his penis is you gotta think a newt has a tiny penis you gotta think gingrich or again uh he's putting off he's putting off a little dick energy yeah i agree really i'm gonna endorse dylan really i'm endorsing dylan for bde is it just two keystrokes is all it takes yep that's cool i know the uh i do shift e it's how you endorse it It took you right there.

A shortcut. It took you right there. Yep. I am a Microsoft Surface wizard. Scaled reptiles of the Squamata order, such as lizards and snakes, have the penis divided into two. This is known as a hemipenis.

It is kept inside the tail, and it exits to the outside during intercourse thanks to the erectile tissues. In spite of being double, during intercourse, they only introduce one of the parts to the female, although they can use it alternatively. You get to meet the other one later. Things go well. The ends can be smooth or have spikes or structures to ensure grip to the female's cloaca. I'm sorry, the female's what? Cloaca. Goes hard in the female's cloaca i'm sorry the female's what cloaca goes hard in the paint i think it's cloaca okay that's what i fucking bill nye okay yeah fucking cool dude i didn't

need that shit cool dude mute his fucking mic dude yeah dude why don't you tell us the genus and species next man yeah you fucking dork what's the phylum isn't that a thing probably yeah for something like that all right thanks for that little uh science lesson is that all lizards have double dick just the triples is best just the sclamada family just the clematis ones any triple dick ones in there um control effing trident i'm control effing triple dick right now i'm not seeing anything no you're not i didn't see you i didn't see you touch the keyboard yeah i got that new i got that new apple macbook uh pro where you can do stuff with your eyes oh it's

oh that's cool it's got that retina man yeah technology yeah i'm just moving i'm just yeah dave just endorsed me with his eyes. That's crazy. Yeah, you can also kiss people through the phone on this as well. Really? Dang. Trying to smooch. Do you know how difficult it would be to sit there and count all 10,000 fireflies?

Because they're moving around. So there's no way to like, there's no way. It's probably a rough estimate. It's a rough estimate, right? It is. It's a rough estimate. What if you assign names to each one of them and then you did a roll call?

There's no way there's exactly... It's like if you go on a cruise. If you went on a cruise with 10,000 fireflies, you'd all have to go to that deck beforehand and all check yourselves in, and then you'd know that all the fireflies are accounted for. Honestly, that process is why

I'm never doing another cruise again. That whole process gets lost in people dunking on cruises. What's up with that shit? They're just trying to make sure that no one's dead before they take off. Oh, what? Like you need a lifeboat for every person on board? Like that's gonna come in handy at some point? Some fucking kid's gonna jump off. You know they are. Someone did that recently.

It was fucking not good. He gone. I was on a ship that sank one time and it was bad. He actually was... she got on a door when we were in the ocean where were you i was swimming and i had to go up to the door then i died i've known you for so long you never say anything about your cruise ship scene i know let's see just cold plunge painful memory you just came out looking so svelte really your joints felt amazing.

Dude, I felt so rejuvenated. You had no inflammation, but you also had no life. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Damn, man. Because it left your body. Sorry you had to deal with that.

No, it's cool. I named my dog after her. Mm. It's good. She'll always be with us. It's good. Rocket money. Back to the balling on a budget thing.

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base bar segment that's coming up in a bit. I'm going to blow y'all's little minds with this shit. Someone else blew some minds with their shit. Sorry about the plane diarrhea, my friends. I don't like talking about poop very often, but given the viral nature of this story

and given just, you know, life in general, I think we need to talk about it. A plane was rerouted from, where was it? It was headed to Barcelona? Or as the locals say, Barthelona. I say Barthelona. I summered there right before my Italy trip. Really?

I spent three days there when I was a junior in high school. Really? Yeah, it was cool. What's the drinking age? 18? Man, I probably could have figured it out, but I was cool what's the drinking age 18 man i probably could have figured it out but i was uh i was straight edge at the time mainly because i couldn't i wasn't old enough to buy anything did you get the tattoo in your gums i had the tattoo on my

the tops of my hands gotta let everybody know i recently got it removed it hurt okay yeah yeah it was tough it was tough um and a video finally came out of uh they had to turn this plane around on the way to barcelona because someone pooped all over the plane and they they dubbed it a biohazard which i don't know if you guys have ever had to get off of a plane but getting dubbed a biohazard as you exit a plane doesn't sound like the greatest situation yeah when i first saw this i thought oh man, somebody just wrecked the bathroom and now you can't use it. It's actually much worse. It's actually a didn't make it situation.

Have you ever been close to this on a plane? No. I made the mistake last year on our way to Italy of eating the short rib as we took off on our plane ride. And when I woke up on the plane, I had a rumble in my stomach that was just undeniable. And I had to go to the bathroom. And I told Sally that after I saw this, I can't even laugh at the story because there was a, there was one turbulent moment on our flight where this could have just

straight up been me. Would you guys be able to like even record a podcast with me? If you knew I was the plane pooper, I'd go away. I was the truck pooper? I'd go away. I was the truck pooper once. Remember? It happens, man.

Yeah, but on a plane. Strangers. Right. Yeah, that's a tough situation. I hope that unlike Tiffany Gomez, I hope that we don't identify this pooper, and I hope that we don't try to make them into a famous person, because I think this person, if anything, could use maybe a little time alone. What if she is... It looks like Tiffany.

I mean, if the person who wants to do this wants to be famous, I think we can make that happen for them, or the general public can, but I just don't know if I'm there. That is a tough scene, man. That's tough to get past. It's a little bit surprising there's not video of the person

like stumbling down there we surprised this is such a big story no i feel like stuff like this happens to some degree pretty often have you seen the video no dude i mean it's it's a it's a trail oh really that's the biohazard it was just so the people exiting the plane, unless you were limber enough and strong enough to just walk on the seats, you were walking over some stuff you didn't want to walk on. You got to Roberto Benigni those seats. Yeah. You wouldn't get it.

You get it? You wouldn't get it. I can't wait to watch that vid, though. The Roberto Benigni one. Yeah. Not the plane poop. You don't need to watch it. Let me take you back.

February 3rd, 1975. Take me back. Where were you? Do you remember where you were that day? you want yeah not the plain poop let me tell you need to watch it let me take you back february 3rd 1975 take me back where were you do you remember where you were that day yeah i was dead well not alive yet 197 people fell ill aboard a japan airlines boeing 747 en route from anchorage alaska to copenhagen denmark after consuming an in-flight meal contaminated with staphylococci definitely said it right 144 people needed hospitalization making it the largest food poisoning incident aboard a commercial airliner ever wait so going from anchorage to denmark is that a fly over i'm gonna say you were flying over russia is that a yeah it's because

it's japan air you wouldn't not go over japan in a japan airlines yeah yeah i didn't think yeah in my mind i was going the other way until you started asking that question yeah i was just i'm trying to think that's an interesting flight i i just don't know like after after all this, I just don't know if airplane food is in the cards for me anymore. I typically don't eat unless it's the pretzels they hand out. I'm a pretzel guy. So yeah. Dude, how about those Biscoffs though? Those are gassed.

Those are good. Can I get an oh yeah? Those are... No. All right, do it. Oh yeah. When I did my really good one, I was behind the camera. That's what gave me the confidence to deliver that one,

but it was excellent. Go back and pull the tape on it if you have to. I made a couple of those jokes after a couple of margaritas at the UT game last week, and people were liking it. Really? Yeah. Damn.

I was at Costco once, and some dude just yelled it. Dude, I bet you had a people in Stitch as well. Dude. They crowd surfed me out of the stadium. Really? They renamed the stadium WFD after that. I haven't heard that news yet. Is his name DKR after Dicker? No, Daryl K. Royal.

Y'all had a member of the Royal family go to ut that's crazy his name was daryl prince daryl you know i met dkr a couple years before he passed away rip and he told me to this was in the uh the 19th hole at the uh at barton creek country club tfo he told me to keep it limp true story he said all right man keep it limp it's like okay he meant like in case they were a scientologist we're gonna drag you out of here yeah he was a big barstool guy yeah he loved one bite i'll keep it limp say keep it limp all right man can't promise that but i'll try that's way better than your interaction with emmett smith emmett smith dude what a scumbag the goat i like i like emmett smith so much worse or so much more now that i know that he's slighted you the ice it's

so sick it is so sick that he did that he was chasing chasing the rest the rushing title he's stiff on his side man that's keep it limp keep it limp shout out how old were you keep it limp shout out how old were you i was probably uh 28 okay so you weren't like a it wasn't weird because you weren't like 12 no come no do you think he do you think he said farewell to like anyone that's older in a different way like if you saw someone that was more of his peer like say they were like 73 years old do you think think he's walking away? Like, Hey dude, keep it hard. Try to get hard. Maybe. DKR. You've lived such a crazy life and just, you're so accomplished.

And I, I just, I'm kind of lost. What? You got any advice for me? Keep it limp. Keep it limp. Keep it limp.

Old bag of bones. No, he's a Royal. Keep it limp. Anyway. Much like a biscuit. It's a limp crunk. Keep it limp.

They had to turn the plane around. Yeah, that's a... Yeah. Is there any part of you that's just like, all right, I'm just going to get used to this smell. Let's just hunker down and get there. That is a tough, tough plane ride. Yeah, but don't you think you could eventually get over there's definitely someone there's someone i

would want the plane to keep going to my destination if you're an ioc but dude imagine imagine if you took an ambien like right when you got on that plane so you could sleep the entire flight and then then you like get woken up in this stupor and they're like hey someone shit the plane you're like am i tripping right now or did this actually happen yeah that this smell that's that's a tough smell to get past okay weren't they like halfway there could they not have just i mean they've done a prayer same amount of time i don't know just continue on with the trip i think i honestly i honestly think that i would have been lobbying just to get over to barcelona i would have been like let's just do this let's just hook her down everybody let's get to barcelona already that's what i would say i have way too much confidence on flights

after watching hijack your boy just your boy just wants to own that flight if i was on that plane it wouldn't have gone down like that for sure dude for sure you would have made it i haven't seen that show you would have you would have gotten her to the bathroom in time? Yeah. Is this the worst thing you can do on a plane? Other than... Diarrhea all over the aisle? Probably. Like vomit's much more acceptable. Oh, yeah.

Because people are going to get queasy. People do that. That's a fairly normal thing. I hand up. I puked in the bag once. Did you? Yeah. Did you hand it to the flight attendant?

I was hungover. I did. And the look the look oh also sitting between my mom and my sister and we're flying to washington dc and i was i went out the night before it's cool oh that was that january 5th flight you took yeah yeah imagine what's going through that with my family imagine what's going through that person's head when they're just like releasing all over the aisle do you think think they fell down and crawled? Like bear crawled to the...

Because that's a fall down situation, right? You got to fake like you have something seriously wrong. The horror you feel when that's happening to you. You can't be coherent and do that. You have to be like, oh, fuck. This person can't laugh. This isn't that crazy. This person's sick, sick.

I did that in front of four of my really, really good friends, and it was extremely uncomfortable. Was Eugene there? Eugene was, yeah, he was in the car. Surprised he didn't help you out. Yeah, he could have stopped that. Eugene, he did help me out. There's a picture of him bringing me, not toilet paper,

newspaper is what I used. Oh, okay. I thought he could just fill the gap. I know what you're trying to say. What am I trying to say? That he was going to put his thumb and cork it for me because he gooses people. Eh, put a cork in it, eh? But.

It's good. Yeah. It's very humiliating. Jim Rome, a great man, once said, diarrhea is the great equalizer. And it rings true to this day fair it's it's one of the more factual things i've ever heard him say nice couldn't make it okay i'm not stopping you if we need to hear from jim rome about this plane situation i'm all for it yeah i hope you're happy dude i can't

oh my god oh god can you imagine if this person actually got to barcelona and then just went all in on some paella it would have been fucked did you see did you see what allegedly caused this apparently they this person had been on vacation and they ate a bad cheeseburger in paradise. Really? Where were you guys when you got the news? You can't segue the Jimmy Buffett news like that. Where were you? I was at my parents' home.

Did you wake up and see the news? I had the unfortunate moment of waking up in the middle of the night to go to the restroom and then i went back to tap my phone and see what time it was and i saw that i had a new york times notification at 3 a.m said jimmy buffett had passed damn you got that times noti and i have to say that it was a dark cloud a legend for the rest of the night. Just a legend. I only saw him in concert one time. One time. I wish I would have seen him many more.

Dumb, dumb questions. I don't really know. Was he sick? He must have been. They put him in hospice. Rare skin cancer. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Was it, it was not publicized or was it? No. Because I didn't know that he was. I think it was like a close personal. Nearing friends. Friends and family now. Gotcha.

Not the public. The only CD that I truly... There are a couple CDs that I remember from my parents' 6-CD changer back in the day that we had at our crib. Obviously, the Sister Act 2 soundtrack went dummy. But the one CD that really sticks out was the Jimmy Buffett songs, You Know By Heart,

just because that cover, that yellow cover with the Jimmy Buffett script was just so iconic i'll never be able to i'll never be able to not think about it's great i'll never forget being on spring break we actually went we were yeah kind of a gdi what a g and flounder um brought a salty piece of land and fake reddit on the beach you need to roast me more for this. I did this in Seaside sophomore year. I read about 20 pages. Yeah. I was like, dude, what are you doing?

We're like a... Why are you trying to put off the... On spring break. Well read vibe. The reason I did it was because it was spring break and I knew we were going to Seaside where it wouldn't be like a crazy spring break scene. So I thought I'd be like Mr. Mature Guy. I love that.

Mr. Mature. Yeah. It just didn't... It didn't hit hit it's hard to read when you're hung over from drinking a lot of sailor jerry also just on spring break it's it's not a spring break vibe beer dye or whatever the fuck brett does no he does we never played it i saw him two or three times and the the one time at Pizza Hut Park in Frisco, that's a very fun weekend. We did the full-on Rent the RV tailgate for two nights. It was a blast.

So may he rest in peace. Steve Harwell, Smash Mouth's lead singer, also passed away this past weekend. Another one that's just like what do we do come on i think this was i think it was known he wasn't doing great yeah um it's just sad if they're not good liver so you said yeah sounds like it sounds like it sounds like it might have been a tough one yeah sad as sally said like that's that's one of the top two worst ways to go a young man 50s that's young i'll have to admit i did watch some live performances from smash mouth after hearing this

news really dude had stage presence i know they got memed into oblivion beautiful oblivion do they get the eve six reference is that what that was? Yeah. That's good. Thank you. You've been tuning up on the classic films and classic alt songs of the night. I've done some things, Davey. I'm actually really good at music.

It's true. We'll find out a couple Tuesdays from now. You're back in the chair. Bet your ass we will, bitch. I'll be producing. I think the winner should start producing. It's awesome to produce. Because you don't want to do the fucking show.

It's sick. He's right there. No, dude. I'm just tired of crushing you guys. That's fair. I'm tired of getting crushed, man. If I ever produce, I'm going to be the smuggest producer of all time. I'm going to know every answer before you guys know any answers.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Did you guys listen to any Jimmy Buffett after he passed? No. Yeah, I did. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Did you guys listen to any Jimmy Buffett after he passed? No. Yeah, I did. A little bit. I matched my favorites on the couch that morning while Sally slept in a little bit.

Just tossed on some Hatties, vibed out, checked my noties, watched a little TV. Can I make the tragic death about me really quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you notice the name of the column I wrote for the W media newsletter um on thursday friday went out uh i i did an explorer feed looks at 40. yeah of course the seminal hit a pirate looks at 40 by jimmy buffett one of my faves so so just like whoa dude whoa i could have been i could have been you dude yeah whoa this is kind of like when randy killed kirk obaid he did you stole his soul admit it i didn't kill him i was just born on the same day he died we lost it of property we lost kirk and gain to

randy net net positive for the world for sure it's true york obeyed not a big grateful dead guy is that true he said he'd only wear a tie-dye shirt if it was done with uh jerry garcia's blood okay that's a little harsh what was the beef i think he just i think i think that whole scene just didn't jive with the hippie scene i just don't think death is an appropriate room for both both if you're brett for sure for. A tie-dye shirt stained in blood, I got to say, while that is harsh, it's kind of badass.

Honestly, if I found a vintage site that had a bunch of tie-dye tees with Jerry Garcia's blood, I would probably put in a bid for one. Yeah, I don't. Do you think there was any like heady Vikings

that like after they raided a fishing village, they just, they made tie-dye shirts with the blood of the deceased? It's a blodgy dead concert. I don't know if that's is it time for the space bar you think Hrothgar king of the Danes ever probably yeah that's right we're well read can you hit my theme music wow thank you

You fading that bitch out? We're waiting for you, dog. Woo-wee! It's time for the space looping. Of course, the segment where I talk about either something space-related or... When are you going to talk about anything bar-related? Or the key on your keyboard that's a space bar. Oh. Don't mind if I do.

There it is. They've just mashed it twice. Double that's right you guys want to hear about something that's really cool coming up that's about the space I think we'll just endorse you for something for space on LinkedIn really thank you Really? Thank you. Yeah. I endorsed Uranus. Space enthusiasts. This is a true story. Is my music still going? Oh, fuck yeah. This is sick. All right, listen up. You little kid.

Space enthusiasts are getting a rare and exciting opportunity. In six days. They gonna fuck space? What are you talking about? How do you do that? Wake up and talking about? How do you do that? Wake up and fuck space. How do you do that? I don't know.

You probably think space is like a million miles above Earth. Fucking idiot. Didn't you say we flew like 200,000 feet or something? We could basically reach our hands out of the plane. Reach out and touch space. That's what I said. Anyway, we can see a comet.

Hell bop? Comet Nishimura. We will be able to see with the naked eye in six days. And this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, David. That's what I'm sharing it with. I'm going to take my son out to see it. With the naked eye, you can see the the comet that's the sound of it is it just a one-time opportunity or is this thing gonna be lingering for a little bit you can actually

technically see it right now with the naked eye but it's super small and super far away randy not right not right did you see it randy i didn't't see it. Are you bluffing? All right, listen. Don't bluff. You might want to guess how fast this thing is traveling. You can see it right now. In six days, it's going to be the closest it will be to Earth. Thus, the easiest it will be to see with the naked eye. That's me seeing it.

It's not that fast. You'll be able to... How fast is it? Guess how fast it's moving. I'm going to guess... Five miles per hour. Fucking idiot's like five miles per hour. Fucking idiot. 50 billion miles an hour.

That's so fast. Dude, yeah. That's so fast. That's a little fast. That's reckless. Take a guess, Davey boy. I'm going to go 450,000 miles an hour. Dave's much closer than Will.

Will's guess was stupid. Not hard. Will went with me. It was a was not hard but based on price's right rules was i over or under both of you guys were over 240 000 miles per hour fucking slow ass 240 000 miles per hour just before dawn on tuesday september 12th you got to get up early i'm gonna do it yeah you better be the space guy. Tuesday, September 12th, just before dawn, you go outside and you look up and you're going to see a comet zooming past. And it's going to be pretty bright. This is next Tuesday?

The 12th. Yeah. Okay. Just I'm a little worried about the weather. Is that not the – hopefully we'll have a break in the clouds. Oh, I sure hope so, Dave. I didn't even consider that part of it. Yeah. I don't want to be a downer that would be absolutely devastating get creative may have to drive out of town i'm thinking about having a party for it you guys want to come to it

yeah okay we're all gonna wear the same outfit um i got some shoes that i'm gonna pass out as you guys come in are they nike uh yeah okay pretty swag they're kind of old school looking and then we're all gonna um eat some applesauce together and just vibe out in some bunk beds. Okay. And then what happens? You'll see. You'll see. Okay.

On Tuesday, when it's closest to Earth, I also want you to guess how far away from Earth it will be in miles. I'm going to let Will go first. I'm going to say it's's gonna be 200 billion miles away stop give me a real guess i don't know i don't know distances dude i don't know square footage i don't know distances i don't know how to do this stuff you couldn't see something that was that billions of miles away if it's not pemdos i'm out okay is it in light years it's in my i just said it's in miles dude six miles why is miles? Six miles. Why is it six?

You went from what billion to six? 200. Dave, take a guess. It's going to just narrowly miss the moon. If it hit the moon, I bet that would be a spectacle. I'm going to say it is. When the moon hits your eye. Yeah.

Like a big pizza pie. Dave, what's your answer? Nishimura. Give me a guess, Dave. What's the name of the comet that actually fit? I'm going to say 250,000 miles. 78 million miles away. Fuck.

This is a big fucking rock. If you can see with the naked eye and it's 78 million miles from Earth, think about that, Dave. Yeah, you know, I might just go up and get it because when I see the rock. You're going to wake up on tuesday and you're gonna go up to space and you're gonna get the comet i'm gonna come going full britney griner i'm fucking grabbing that thing are you guys familiar familiar with hallie's comment very famous comment yeah hallie or hailey it's two hells dude i'm a hail bop guy though dude it's two Hells? Dude, I'm a Hale-bop guy, though, dude. It's two Hells, Dave.

I don't know. Halle Berry. Dude, 1997, Hale-bop, dude? That was the one. That thing just lingered. That is the... What was the cult? Heaven's Gate. So Halley's Comet, Haley's, however you want to say it,

it cruised by Earth in 1986, and it got a lot of attention because it was a big deal. People could see it. Whole big thing. Whole big thing. It takes 76 years to orbit the solar system. So 76 years after 1986, you're going to be able to see it again.

When? Do the math. That's around... 2066. 62. No. See, I don't do math, dude. 2062. 2066. 62. No. See, I don't do math, dude. 2062.

Hopefully I'll still be around. Getting up there, getting up there, folks. Hopefully the planet will still be around with what we're doing to it. If you want to be around, you might need to start drinking some whiskey. Just have a little nip of whiskey every day. I go to Burning Man every year and go up on a plane. Anyway, I will remind everyone. I walk different after.

I'll remind everyone to get up on Tuesday morning and just step outside and look up. What if instead of the comet, you see 10,000 fireflies? How are we going to know the diff? You wouldn't believe your eyes. You're going to be pretty upset. How are we going to know the difference? You wouldn't believe your eyes. You're going to be pretty upset. How are we going to know the difference, dude? What if it's just a bunch of fireflies? Get these things out of here.

Anyway, I'm glad that y'all enjoyed my space bar segment. I'm going to get up. What time does the sun come up? Around 630, 645? Yeah. That's doable. Yeah. Just get up.

You go back to bed. I'll probably be up anyway chasing the bag. What time do you get up to chase a bag usually? It just depends. Yeah. Depends on what's in the sky that day. What opportunities so early in the morning present themselves to- Overseas markets.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I've been trading petrodollars. What time are the markets open over there? Ruble. Just fucking 24- 7 where i'm at i'm just doing research for my there's a big trade trading wait what time on tuesday it says just before dawn can't do it why what are you going on i got a crossfit class i'm teaching

you teach one yeah i didn't know you did them, much less teach. Yeah, those who cannot do, teach. Damn, man. All right.

Can I attend? No, you're watching this comet. You're watching the stars? I'm making stars, my friend. You're not the same. Once you complete your burpees,

you can go out and look. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I hope all of you enjoy this, because it's going to be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that I want you to miss, folks. 78 million miles away?

Is it worth waking up my son from his slumber? If it was like a mile away? Couldn't pay me to wake Fritz up for this. I would say yeah. Fritz is so mean to me when I have to wake him up versus when he wakes up on his own. You know, a comet is what killed the dinosaurs allegedly yeah no that's what happened killed them all at once i saw a video yesterday of satan burying bones around uh the world to trick us into

thinking they were dinosaurs i don't think it was real it wasn't like a documentary timeline didn't check i still think paleontologists take a lot of liberties with uh describing what these dinosaurs are all about stop comet hit earth dave uh we're off the yucatan correct peninsula hard to say where it happened i think it's off off mexico hard to say no one really knows you can't look it up all right and the atmosphere was just wrecked for a while. Sun wasn't getting through. The only thing that survived was the fireflies. Things in water survived. Like sharks. Sharks predate dinosaurs. Did you know that?

I got to tell you, Matt and Kim did not survive because there was no daylight. I don't know the reference. I'm sure it's really good, though. Cook, Dave. I'm done. You probably didn't know that sharks predate dinosaurs because you're an idiot. They did some. They, Dave. I'm done. You probably didn't know that sharks predate dinosaurs because you're an idiot. They did some...

Pre-what? They did some Loch Ness monster research the other day. Do you guys see this? Here we go. Was it a whale's penis? No, so they did the biggest ever search for the Loch Ness monster they've ever done. They went down with a bunch of sound equipment

to see what they would hear. Can I guess what happened? Can I guess what happened? They didn't find one? They didn't find the Loch Ness Monster. What they did report back was that they did hear about five sounds that are unidentified.

I still don't think there's a monster in that lake. Is it like the mummy? When they brought that mummy out and this is what it would sound like maybe it's jason borges spooky season's coming up check it out spooky at washmedia.com if you've got lochness monster sound stories or whatever they call me the sock nest monster that's right our next partner is ag1 the daily foundational nutrition supplement that supports whole body health we drink it literally every day i started giving ag1 a try because i got tired of just taking all these different vitamins and stuff that i just didn't want to take every morning

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Think about the world, you know? Yeah. Shower thoughts. You ever heard of these? Yeah, man. Sometimes I have them. steam going shut my eyes a little bit and just sit there think about the world you know yeah shower thoughts you ever heard of these yeah man sometimes i have them oh yeah both what happened when you're in the shower this last time i set a towel down on the uh on the little bench we have and i decided to sit down put my head back i just rested it up against the wall there i zenned out for about 10 minutes you took a zen yeah okay yeah i can't smoke in my steam shower it'll clog everything so i have to zen in there instead um and so when i open my eyes i look down on the ground in front of me and you know what i see you're bleeding a cockroach oh my god have you ever had to confront a cockroach in

a steam shower confront like what like hey man what are you doing in here what do you mean you've never seen someone what's up you've never seen someone jump like i jumped and like get on the bench and just do the thing where you just cower away from it dude he was trying to catch a steam i didn't even know dude i know but this isn't men in black i'm not just gonna hang out with little creatures like vibing out you weren't in joe's apartment exactly exactly you should have taken your towel and just towel whipped his ass so i freak out a little bit because like you know when you're naked and you see something jarring like things just seem a little more amplified you know like who doesn't get like if you drop the soap in the shower even though you're not in prison like you still like think about it every single time you drop the soap because yeah you don't want a dirty bar of soap

exactly your senses are heightened and so i probably made a noise that indicated something went wrong in the shower and and sally said like what what just happened can you recreate that sound for us okay thank you that was good that's the sound you made probably pretty close to that might have been oh no oh no oh no did sally come running in no so i i exited the shower and because it's this is the beauty of this because it's a steam shower it's sealed okay so i knew that once i shut that door that thing's not getting out can't go down the drain. It's just impossible.

Is this a full-size cockroach or is this one of the little tiny shower ones? Full-size cockroach. How do you get in there? I don't know, dude. He must have been chilling in there when I got into the first place. Can they scale walls? So you just wait, my friend. Fuck yeah, dude. So I sprint out of this and I'm freaking out.

Heart's racing. Sweating. I don't know if it's from the cockroach or just the steam you popped a molly too that's probably why i did i did zin and molly and then um i get out of the shower and i'm like okay i gotta kill this thing so i i go and i get my trusty burke in stock figured that rubber soul's got a pretty good chance of killing this thing oh i just go paper towel i I wouldn't have to clean the remnants off, like the gut, the cockroach guts

off the bottom of my shit. I was in the shower, though. It was fine. They'll explode on you. This one didn't explode. I'd go paper towel. I'd just mash that thing down.

So, you gotta really kill those things. Like, cockroaches are insane. Like, they can just survive the comet. It's wild. And so, I re-enter the bathroom to find this cockroach and i'm looking

down on the ground i'm like where is this thing it's too slick in here for this thing to scale anything like i start checking behind the loofah start checking behind like a couple different things no it can't go down the drain the drain has got too small of holes to go down the drain dude those fuckers you think he did a pencil you think you just you think he jumped off the bench and did a pencil down the drain they are very very uh those things are fucking wild i don't know pliable is the word but they're very much what's the valuable pencil pencilable they can do a pencil down the hall they can't pencil dave you don't know that i think he's doing a can opener into the fucking drain cockroach man so i i'm searching around for this thing and there's like seeing a cockroach is scary but

the only thing more scary than seeing a cockroach is knowing that there's one in your vicinity that you don't know where it is in your towel no no dude i didn't even think about that thank you for unlocking that anxiety so then i i'm like okay i gotta give up on this like maybe it did go down the drain maybe it did go pencil mode and so i i exit the shower and i'm like all right i just have to live with the fear of a cockroach just like reappearing at any moment now i tried to get rosie in there to see if she could sniff this thing out she didn't get anywhere with it oh does she understand the assignment uh she did she did a couple months ago and we had a cockroach somewhere she she she figured it out

and she found it for us it was great it's good so i decided to go about my my night and i started doing my little face routine maybe hit some cerave on the face maybe i uh you know put a little moisturizer on there dave yeah look over look over about me to dave is the wall separating me from the shower glass wall and the cockroach is just oh shit just chunking deuce with his little Cockroach paws Look at that paws man The thing was eye level with me just stare me down

Like yeah I'm right here bitch come at me Did you get it? It caught a birkenstock straight to the dome On the mirror? On the mirror dog I wasn't proud of it I've never felt more emasculated than cowering away in the shower alone completely naked while this cockroach just stared at me it's just the most

demeaning feeling in the world being naked and afraid i get why they made a tv show about it i'm thinking about going on if we have any producers of naked and afraid please reach out the guts just all over the mirror no it, it was fine. All right. Any idea where it got in? No. You may have to go lay some caulk. Sometimes they can get in from between the tiles in bathrooms. They're looking for water. I got to pee so bad.

How much caulk do you need? Just a tube. Hey, can I pee while you finish this? Like a big tube of caulk? Can I pee real quick? We're doing jokes. Just go. Keep doing your caulk jokes.

We'll keep it up. We'll see how long we can keep this up without people tuning out. That's emergency. Yeah, go for it, man. What's his problem? Okay, now that Dylan's gone, we need to have a conversation.

What the fuck's his deal? Dude, if he doesn't do a cocktail recipe for Space Bar soon, we're going to start losing people. I know. People are... I already saw some people congregating outside of the stew the other day

after his last space bar being like, where's the cocktail recipes? Too much space, not enough bar, in my opinion. Do you think he even drinks beers? If he says he's going to get annihilated during this weekend in fun, I'm going to be so devastated. He's going to drink four beers and he'll be at home by 11. He's going to be all grumpy he'll be at home by 11. He's going to be all grumpy when

Texans get their dick kicked in. If they go down in the first quarter, we're going to have to really get him annihilated. A little boo-foo? Yeah. What's that, Randy? What do you mean? I got breaking news, Dave. What's your breaking news? What if I told you it wasn't 10,000?

It was 10 million fireflies? What do you mean? Would you believe your eyes? No. Well, I'm telling you. 10 million fireflies. Really? Yeah.

They lit up my room. It's not 10,000 fireflies? It's 10 million. I can see why you wouldn't believe your eyes with that one. 10 million is a lot, dude. Can you confirm, Dave? Are you trusting but verifying? Mm-hmm. So a lot of fireflies.

A lot of fireflies. Do you think they're annoyed with the moth stuff? The moth did kind of take the... If I'm the firefly contingent, I'm like, dude, what's up? Moths, like... Are they attracted to fireflies? With all the light?

I don't know. It's a very confusing situation. The match made in heaven right there. Or not, dude. That could be a fucking fire fight. That was a fire fight! That's a Boondock Saints reference for those keeping track at home.

That movie's fine. So yeah, more about that cock. So where should I put it? In the shower? Just the gaps in your tile. Okay. Cool. It's very cheap.

You can get it at 12 bucks at Home Depot. You're supposed to kill cockroaches, right? Cool story, bro. I shouldn't feel bad for killing this little guy, right? Fuck no. They're gross, man. They're very, very resilient and dirty. I don't think we have a cockroach problem per se i think we just had a rogue one that was just trying to vibe out a little bit he might have smelled my like new set of candles you don't

want your dog eating them because like if they got into some somebody next door put out like some poison and they got it in them you don't want your dog eating that fucking thing you know what i mean consensus that that's the grossest bug there is cockroach they just hang out in gross places yeah they're nasty it's been hard for me to kill bugs ever since i watched a bug's life directly into ants for the brunch podcast on the wash media network that one dude was trying to eradicate a whole race of bugs erad Eradication. Dylan steaming. Fucked up, man. That's a fucked up story for kids to be watching.

Y'all just missed a gas, gas segue. I have a steam room, but we can pawn it for... No. Okay. No, because if you don't steam, then the steam goes away.

We're already in the steam room. You're already in your steam room. Yeah, we're already in there. So let's just keep the steam going instead of starting it up again and having to re-steam everything that's me whipping dave's bare ass with my towel let me get that soap for you i'll pick the soap up let me get it you just pop my micro penis oh my hemi-peen my double dick don't look at my hemi-peen come on i'm embarrassed of it

give me a towel i would never whip your penis someone get me a towel you're getting a little close i get your cute little pig butt you're getting a little close pig butt i got something to steam on but it's thing it's relatable for everyone in modern society went to a restaurant the other day with parks you hear about these restaurants what day the Seinfeld bass guitar ready to go? And this restaurant just changed their ordering process from counter service to QR code at the table. Fuck.

Like, oh, my God. Okay. I don't want to waste my battery. I'll open a tab at the table and do everything myself how about that so i go i scan the shit and it pulls up this janky website what was it was it no holds bar.tv and i i get in there and and parks wants a cheeseburger fries no onion so i'm lettuce and tomato 57 yeah that's beautiful.

I got to type in no onion, you know, and I want some chickpeas. There's a checkbox. No, it's not. He had to uncheck that. I had to type in no onion. Were you like? I had to type it in, and then I wanted chicken tendies and a draft beer. So I filled that out.

Good God almighty, which way do I steer? Hey, I know you're probably not wanting to expose this place, but I got to know because I want to be able to. I know. You don't even have to tell me where you are. I know exactly where you are. Just lose. Lose.

Oh, God. Lose. The food's good. They have good drinks. A little overpriced, but it's a good spot. Anyway. Cheaper goodness than a Gilly's. I spend three minutes putting my order together.

I hit the shopping cart icon thing to check out. Website crashes. Oh, my God. Okay. Wow, dude. Crash and burn. I get in there again. I scan the QR code a second time.

Nice. I get in there. Add a cheeseburger and fries. Type in no onion again. I put my tendies in there. I get my draft beer. I go to checkoutburger and fries. Type in no onion again. I put my tendies in there. I get my draft beer. I go to checkout. Network failure.

What the – the network failure? Network failure. Like, oh, my – and it clears my card out again. Third time I get in there. I scan the code. Y'all are too concerned with your network. I'm concerned with my network. Third time, it won't even load.

I was like, all right, let me hop on the restaurant Wi-Fi. Maybe that'll speed up the process here. Password protected. Hell yeah, dude. It says- No free losers. Like lose guests or guest something, but it's password protected. I'm not going to go ask somebody for a fucking password.

Finally, after the third time trying, I went up to the counter. I was like, look, this shit doesn't work. I didn't say it like that. It's like, this doesn't work. Can I just order with you, please? And thankfully, they allowed me to. But why are we doing this? It's not efficient.

It slows everything down. It's a pain in the ass. It makes me not want to go to restaurants that have this way of ordering. They want you to use the 5G on your phone. And what if you don't have a good signal? Throw an arm out your head. Turn your chicken strips asexual. The websites are just trash.

Sometimes you don't have your credit card like auto-loaded into your phone, so you gotta like fucking type in the shit. Dylan, Alyssa and I went to an old Haunt of Ours. It's so annoying. Enos, shout out Enos and Bishop Arts. We had the same experience with the QR. And it even, it did work, but it was still like,

it makes me want to get up and leave i i was like wait am i the old man because i don't want to do this or like what's the i don't know man it's a much less efficient way of ordering i don't like less and as a germaphobe famously i don't like handling my phone um if i don't have to and also i like to save the battery and just uh i just like a paper menu. Can I just talk to someone, please? I like the interaction. Order the old-fashioned way.

I want to call the waitress by her first name. You want her to sit down and write her name on a... What's your name, sweetheart? I want to get a little smiley face on the receipt when we're done. Yep. And I'm not a high-maintenance person when it comes to stuff like this. I'm really not, but it's just such a pain in the ass. No, I'm with you, dude.

Hey, you know what? I'm going to come over there and sit on the bench next to you okay good let's steam together i'll put i'll put the towel away all right the whipping one we'll cover up and then right anyway that's all i want to steam on i'm sick of it i mean i kind of like it really i kind of like it what about what about when it doesn't work do you like it then i know how to use technology my friend so do i that's the thing about it um i don't mind it but i work? Do you like it then? I know how to use technology, my friend. So do I. That's the thing about it. I don't mind it, but I don't have issues with it normally.

Here's what I have an issue with. There's a restaurant in Austin where I like to get to-go food from very often. And in order to get to-go food from them, you have to sign into your account. And if you try to check out as a guest and then you type in any personal information, it recognizes that you have an account and it kicks you back and it resets your cart every single time and i'm like dude i i it's partially on me because i'm always doing that but that's what kills me it's like i don't need an account for this let me check out as a guest no matter what that's what i steam on luso they actually i actually think they've got pretty good service for how fast uh between ordering and when

they get bring it out. I'm like, okay. I don't have a problem with their service. I have a problem with how you place an order, which I was not able to do. Tried three times. I'm going to go there today and I'm going to do this. I had a hybrid situation of something like this.

When I was back home, we ordered waitress, all that stuff. She brought us everything. And then she brought the check and it didn't have the total. It was like scan the QR code to check out. So we were like, my mom was paying. So I'm trying to go on her phone. She didn't have it like her Apple Pay or anything. Can we just give you a card?

Like, why do we have to? You just serve us the whole time. One thing I don't like about it. You can't split a check that way, too. If people are lowering their workforce because of these QR codes, I'm very anti that. And that probably has a lot to do with it yeah they fewer staff i have to say i frequent lose i don't ride for them as hard as i

probably could but i have found that they have a great staff and so i so i will i will ride for them uh unless their ordering system is not working the young lady who helped me at the counter she was very helpful and understanding and very nice. I had no problem with the people there, just the system that they use. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I'm going to be wishy-washy here.

Anyway. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I just want to order some food. Dude, I get it, dude. I get it. I don't like to fuck with you when you're hangry.

You don't want to meet hangry Dylan. No onion! He is not pleasant. Champagne! Welcome back, Davey. Wow. Whole squag in there. Tink off, dude. You can tell how hydrated we are because of Saps.

I've had to pee since the second we sat down, but I'm different. They're calling me Scott Sap earlier. I didn't know that. Where was I? My mouth's wide open. It's time for This Weekend and Fun. And I got some news for you guys. It's September, which means it's Small Biz September!

Wow. Today's This Weekend in Fun segment is presented by La Pulga Spirits. It's a tequila company out of Funky Town, Cowtown, or some of you might know it as Fort Worth! Ah, Fort Worth. The Fort. They bought an old Mexican flea market. Not sure why anybody would want to go to a market to buy a bunch of fleas.

But it's called Pequeño Mexico. Ten million of them. They were trying to plant some apartments there. And guess what? They got outbid by the friends over at La Pulga. Really? Now they got a distillery and tasting room on site. That's kind of sick.

They started out in Fort Worth and been slowly making their way across the state. And now you can get it right here, baby, in Austin. Keep things weird, dude. That's sick. They currently have a Blanco, a Reposado. And guess what? Just in time for Añejo season. Yeah.

They got an Añejo expression for sale. They'll eventually have Mezcal for Dorn and so tall in the coming months and maybe even years my friends check out their site at la pulga l-a-p-u-l-g-a dot com to learn more and go support a fellow backer the coming months are upon us would it be too much to ask uh if we're gonna do a free read for someone if they send us a little sample a little la pulga I'm gonna go support our backers as they support us, and I'm going to go buy some La Pulga myself. Just wondering if the guy who put this in,

maybe he's been kind of horny. I feel like this is us supporting them, Will. I would love to try the product. Or maybe even try the product several times over. I'm going to get freaking annihilated. I like to get really drunk. That's what I'm trying to say.

But responsibly. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? 21 and up. Thank you, Will. Oh, yeah. I don't yet have a ton on the docket for this weekend. However, Saturday, big football day. Texas goes to Tuscaloosa, Alabama to take on the Crimson Tide.

And I will be very interested in the outcome of that game. I would love to watch it with my friends. I would love to watch it at an establishment that serves adult beverages. I would like to get absolutely annihilated with you guys and see if Texas can hang with Alabama. That's what I want to do. Do you think they are going to hang with Alabama? I think it will be a close game. I don't think Texas wins necessarily.

I wouldn't underrate Alabama. I would love to hang with Alabama. A lot of people have made that mistake. Play some mountain music. My grandma and grandpa used to play. I think it'll be close. I think it'll be low scoring, but I don't think Texas wins.

Nice. Sunday, I got Parks. Don't have plans yet. Last I saw, it was seven. I don't know Texas wins. Nice. Sunday, I got Parks. Don't have plans yet. Last I saw, it was seven. I don't know if it's moved. That's famously what a touchdown and an extra point is. Yeah, that's right. Okay.

That's good math. Will might be issuing a watch. That's all I'm saying. No, there's not going to be a BF in. I don't think. Famous last words. I don't think Alabama has the kind of offense to administer such a thing.

To run away from Texas. Texas has got a stout defense. Offense? I don't know. So, yeah, that's what I have going on.

Hopefully hang out with you guys on Saturday night. Okay. What's the smirk for? When we come across this table, bitch? I'll do it. Dave, what's up with your weekend?

I don't want to talk until he tells us what he's got going. This Bama offense puts us loose in Tuscaloosa. Dave, what are you doing this weekend? God. I don't know maybe uh i don't know utah is going to baylor and they're gonna be in waco 11 a.m and i'm honestly debating just going up to watch by myself i don't know. It probably won't happen. But if it does, I'll be back by 3.30, 4 o'clock. No plans, really. I will be.

I am interested. I am definitely interested in hearing about Saturday. I don't know if I'll be getting annihilated, but I will be potentially having some beers, maybe some chicken strips, watching a little college football with Da Boys. And that's that. Thursday night really is when the weekend kicks off.

If you go over to Too Much Dip's YouTube page, the live stream is back. So let me plug that right here, presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. It's going to be me, Dylan, KJ, that's the Too Much Dip squad, featuring noted New York Times bestselling author and Texas State alum W.R. Bolin, Ross Bolin, a frequent guest of this show, a friend of ours, and a guy who might have shit on the Texas State program shortly before

the game last weekend. You idiot! See if he wants to walk those takes back. But check us out, 630 Central. 630CDT, Randy. Does that make you happy? Central Daylight Time. We are in Daylight Time. Thank you, David. Thanks, Matt. And that's all. As I'm doing nothing this weekend, I'm going to forego my weekend

and instead bring you guys something that I like to call the TFM of the week. You guys ready for this? Um, you guys familiar with Ken Paxton? Uh, yeah, very much so. He's currently on trial for impeachment. Um, and per this tweet, uh, a lot of senators have been at the Texas Capitol. Um, and, uh, they've been having to be present for this trial and it turns out that Ken Paxton has actually skipped this he I can't report that he skipped this to go dove hunting his season but he has skipped his trial to go get a massage at the Omni Barton Creek resort great resort great massage You got one there? I have Is it frat to skip your impeachment trial

To get a massage at a golf course? It's a stressful time Yeah, I get it Like I understand That sounds better than being on trial Yeah, there are worse things to be doing I wonder if he's a member Can you just always plead ignorance?

Like they're like Sir, you have to be there What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about. Nobody told me. He's getting a Swedish. I could do some Swedish fish right now with a meatball. Now that I'm pescatarian, that's the only candy I can eat.

Shout out to Ken and the billboards that are all over I-35 towards Dallas in support of Ken Paxton. Yeah. He's not enough. What? Wow. It's a Barbie reference, Dylan. Did you see Barbie?

No. No, I just saw the memes. I'm going to see Barbie in the comfort of my own home maybe i'll watch it on my iphone in the steam shower with my cockroach butt buddy you'll be watching margo in your shower i'd be more worried about ken what i've been trying to sculpt my body like Ryan Gosling and Barbie. How's it going? Is that what you're teaching CrossFit?

Yeah, that's how I got into CrossFit. Okay. You're just talking at all times? Skiing? Yeah. No, we hit a wall here. That's a long epi, huh? Don't worry about it.

We told you I was jam-packed we called it two pp breaks we called it i think we should get catheters let's go another hour i think we should get catheters for the future i don't i don't know man why we could have randy dig a moat around the stew and we could just have it all drain off into the moat don't you guys stick it up your pp hole england's having a big problem might be a problem for me that's what you should do at the old office when we had a mo. Yeah. You would need two catheters. Yeah, for my hemi penis. Yeah.

Why do they have two? Doubles, man. Call them Utah. Just in case. Just in case the first one malfunctions. Tags his buddy in. We should probably call it now. All right.

Do you think there's some that have the smooth head and then some with the little thing on it? How bummed would you be if you had the thing on it? Right? I'm fucking so confused. Yeah, I don either let's just let's just get out of here so you don't want to hypothesize if you were a lizard you want to keep on talking about hemipenes yeah i don't think so man okay do iguanas fall into this category uh find one and look under his i think iguanas are tight man cool i Cool. I mean... Yeah, we knew what you meant. All right. You just fucking gave me a...

You made it weird by clarifying. I don't know. Male iguanas, like other examples of squamata, have two hemipenes. Oh, my... Two hemipenes? They have quads? Yeah.

Quadzilla over here. That's three too many. During copulation... Copulation. One hemipenis is inserted. Yeah. So, I think... I think that when they say two hemipenis is inserted So I think When they say two hemipenes

I think like one One hemipene is just one So there's not four total penises in Iguanas They just have two So do you think Godzilla would have two? I gotta make a trip out to Buffalo Fuck a Tony Scamata Hasn't paid shit

With all due respect He's got no idea what it takes to be number one I gotta make a trip out to Buffalo. Fuck a Tony Scalmata. Hasn't paid shit. With all due respect, he's got no idea what it takes to be number one. What, Hammy Penises? Is that your best Blinky Palermo? Oh, fuck it. In this house, Blinky Palermo's American hero. It's true. Bye. Bye.