Circling Back - Cabo, Easter Bunny, & Masters Week | Circling Back 4-6-26

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

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Is it Maddo Ranchos? All right, we're back. Monday morning. Circling back podcast. Welcome to the show. My name is David. If you're new here, hi. Meet our producer, Randall Trebaki.

Hi, Dave. I had a great weekend. Why don't you save that, dude? Yeah, I will. We've got a whole SEG coming up. Sounds good. And I got a major announcement. After appeal, appeal on the course.

courts. I think that Brett Dan deserve numb encore. I'm going to take away those three points. And Dave, your championship is now reinstated. You are the champion five-time winner. Do you know in a row? No, no, no, no. The committee is taking it back and you are once again the champion. It's like vacating a win and in like college football. Just no one cares at that point, you know? Yeah. It's just like it's still pretty much counts. It's Brett's win. It's fine. I'll make sure that gives you back the chain and we'll take another picture we'll take another picture you are the winner i don't think he i don't think this guy that i have an introed yet even knows yeah unless he's monitored well there's nothing to know because you're the champion and you always have controversy

he doesn't know he doesn't know no don't fill me in don't no it doesn't matter it doesn't matter dave's the champion that's all that matters go give me the 15 second version 15 second version i gave i gave will and dave three extra points when they weren't supposed to get him and that would make Brett win, but then appeals have been said, and I'm taking it back. Dave wins. Congrats. I didn't win. You did win.

We came to a conclusion last week, which he did have a scoring error. That was the scoring error, yeah. Had there been no other controversy, would have been a Brett win, which I was fine. I handed in the chain, took a picture. It's fine. And then due to a backlash, I believe, Randy has... Well, appeal was... But we actually had a lawyer email you and me.

I'm assuming he's a lawyer. I don't know. It was very well stated. He made a very good case that NUM encore was not part of the top 100, 2,000 billboard hits. So that is a huge reason why it should never have been on the table. So he's right. It's correct. Well, what's done is done.

Unfortunately, that is not a reviewable, a scoring area is reviewable. I already said that I am, I am judged jury and God on, do you know it? that I'm giving you back the championship. JJG. Mm-hmm. Okay. Brett doesn't know. So I'm going to break it to him again when we finish this episode.

You should break it to him during the next recording of, do you know it? Let him think this whole time he's had the, and then just rip the chain. Yeah. And then make him give the chain back to Dave. That would be funny. Make him present it like a medal of honor. I don't want him to present it like a medal of honor. I'll have to, I'll do like an Ellen,

I remember that Ellen Frye? Nobody hears from her anymore. She just moved to England. She got like low-key canceled, right, for just being mean to people on her show. She wasn't well-liked. Mean to her staff? She wasn't well-liked. Dakota Johnson.

What about Dakota Johnson? She's the one that kind of like... She put it in her place. Yeah. That started all the Ellen, like... Yeah. Oh, really? I think she's like the first person to speak out about her.

She was a guest on her show. She did that whilst being a guest? Apparently, Dakota Johnson had some kind of big shindig and invited Ellen. Ellen didn't acknowledge that she was invited. And on the show, she was like, oh, I guess you're just not going to invite me. And she goes, Ellen, I invited you. And it got pretty awkward. Oh, awkward.

If you're new here and you found us through Dumois, we love pop culture, y'all. We do. So congrats on the win, Dave. I didn't win. Hey, here's a guy who wins all the time. If you're a stoolie, you know and love them. It's Dylan Shivery, also known as Chugs. Very excited to be here.

Randy, cue up the tweet I just sent you. In the meantime, I would like to announce it. I gained the most vacation weight ever on this trip. I gained six pounds over a five-day trip, which is something I've never done before. That all-inclusive... He backed up? No. Dude, not even.

I even worked out while I was there. I just, I consumed a lot. Did you run into the ocean? Did we miss that? I did. Food? Everything. Yeah, food.

And drink. A little drink. Oh, maybe I, should I show what you sent us, the, the burger? You can. It's one of the best burgers that ever had in my life. I'll cue this up right now so you guys can. Has this has like, I watch Master's Culture jump the shark. Hey, what are your plans for next week?

Well, he famously never won it. at Augusta had a chance the shark the shark had this whole like oh dude I'm gonna have like 20 screens going dude I'm gonna watch every shot oh dude I'm not doing any work this week man I'm just gonna be watching the golf man dude I don't know who I'm doing an impersonation just red downloaded the master's app I'm not gonna miss the thing it's just for me it's just jumped a shark hey uh like I get it we're all excited we're all excited for the master's turn I got a message for the dipshits out there I didn't either I don't know I never deleted it I'm not deleting shit. Hey, by the way, where's mine located?

Oh, dude. It's in the TZ. He's got the home bar, thumb zone, home bar. Damn, dog. Yeah. This dude's dedicated. Yeah, dude. Hey, Mr. Oh, I'm going to have all my screens. Man, you know, you don't know shit about this life. Mine's at the top of my sports folder. Sports. I'm a sports guy. A big deal.

How about this burger? Yeah, what? How big is this burger? It's not a huge burger, but it's a- It looks like a slider. It's a double smash burger with cheese, a bacon also, which you can't really tell from that video or picture, a French onion aoli, and it's on a toasted brioge bun. It's funny because as soon as you posted this, I was trying to get the text out before Will even got a chance.

Will said you're just begging Randy to say it. Yeah, it's in between a slider and a full burger. And it was, I had one every single day. I had four of them. Can you imagine putting two hands on that burger? No, it's a tiny burger. See, that's a one-handed. That's a one-handed burger.

It looks like it's delicious. Dude, it was so good. Hey, I don't mean to, like, call you out. You're back on the show, but you just got back to vacation. Your hand looks all fucked up. Does it? No. My hand.

Your hand just looks like it's put on weight. Dude, it's a swollen hand, that's for sure. Yeah, I gained six pounds, man. It's the bird. How many of these did you eat? I have four of them. So, wow. That does look.

I can tell you just by the coloring of the patty. The patty. Yeah. That looks like it has like a slight crust. Looks great. Flame broiled. Dude, it was so good. How did you say hamburger or cheeseburger in Mexico?

Hamburgeza. Spanish is another way. Hamburgaza. Conceo. Conceo. Come on, Dave. Did you hear this beat a lot? No.

Okay. Did you even fucking party? What do you mean? This guy. I don't know. It did tell Barry. Oh, these guys are so sick, dude. Look at the Sparries, though.

Frat. These guys, this is definitely a frat in a house, dude. I know it smelled crazy in there. We've jumped a shot. That's all I'm saying. Dylan Shiver. Oh, what about the poster? It says beer.

Where? Beer. Is this AI? I don't know, man. Oh, it looks pretty sick, though. I got a video we got to do. Remind me. I don't want to tease it, but I want you to remind me.

Okay, hold on. I'm gonna write up here. I have a reveal and it's not my hog. Oh. Did you see that cowboy guy was about to do a hog reveal? Yeah, about six people sent it to me. April fools, he didn't actually do it. What's his name?

I don't know. I feel bad for ever showing that to people. I hate that I get served him. So what the fuck, dude? Did you guys even miss me? No. Did you not fucking miss me? Who filled in?

KJ. KJ. Dan. Will and Dan. KJ brought it. Mm-hmm. Will brought it. Dan brought it.

I just am still laughing at KJ being in a line of like 10 people and everyone in that line is like in an online discourse with each other instead of talking next to each other and like having out. Like it's at least civil, but it's, I didn't know that his Pokemon hunt, not hunting, but like waiting in line to go get this exclusive Pokemon shit had like a whole story that was hilarious. You should go listen to that segment if you have it. Because there's a guy who got, had a restraining order.

He was trespass because he brought a gun last time. He was being removed from a previous Best Buy. And everybody in line knew he was there. And somebody called the police. And just the whole thing sounds incredibly awkward. It's hilarious. And it's a good story. So go back and listen to that one last week.

That's for everybody. You too. It's good to know that you guys can entertain even when I'm not here. Yeah. A lot of people are saying it was goaded. like one of the best episodes we've done in recent years. And I haven't seen any such comment. They're like, dude, KJ brought the bits, man.

Like, I wish he lived here. Some people are saying... I wish somebody else didn't live here. Yeah, some people were saying they really enjoyed the new character we had on Les Dorn. Okay, I don't think we're doing that. Les didn't do the show last week, did he? Yeah, well, he was here. He was around the office.

He goes by Lester. Okay. Mo. What? What? Wasn't that a character somewhere? What the hell? Lester Dorn.

Mo Lester? Yeah, we know the joke. Anyway, I'm happy to be back, man. I miss you guys. That's the time of suffering. This is last week. This is why people. Yeah.

By the way, oh, God. That couch was fine to you got back here, six pounds heavier, you're breaking that shit. God forbid you sit on our toilet. I need to stop eating for a while. Maybe you put on muscle. I don't think so, man. You go hard?

I just, I kind of ate whatever I wanted to. No, but I mean, pumping. Didn't you say you guys are pumps in? Yeah, I pumped. I didn't go like super hard. I mean, it's a hotel gym, you know. Good. I wasn't maxing out on bench.

Did you fire FitBod? Yeah. I'm not going to show the picture, but I do have a problem with the lunch that you got that was a bento box in Mexico that had a hamburger. That was what that came on. Yeah. That's the poolside delivery mechanism that they use.

And it actually worked. really well. It's nice, but like, it's just, it's just mixing a lot of things there. Bento box, burgers, Mexico. You're frying his, uh, weeb mind. Yeah, I get it. It did catch my attention. Those are your two cultures now. You're Japanese and, uh, your Mexican culture. Uh-huh. Because you are, you famously visited both in recent years. That is true. Those are the only, you should actually like it. Actually, outside the Bahamas, those are the only two places I've been outside of the country, too. Did you ever go on that cruise that you won or whatever? I was just talking about that. I thought, my ex-roommate. You got Ben, my ex-Rummate. You got

bamboozled no no no i'm going to do it it got changed up a little bit oh okay but it's going to be a three-day loop cruise instead of going to bahamas now i guess so go to the bahamas can be two separate trips you should uh i don't want to go on a cruise to the straight of hormus yeah seriously you should go i will be going to the margaritaville cruise at some point probably that doesn't go to the straight of hermuse no it's a different it could depending on no don't go to the straight of formuz i'm i'm trying to the straight of formuz i'm trying to I guess No, Iletola

That's in Jimmy Buffett's volcano He does talk about Iran And Iran Iran Iran Start trying to sound worldly Iran I don't know

This guy with the carbone He's like, I don't know We spoke of geopolitics They compliment him I'm gonna go with a Spanish pronunciations That's good. You know who they didn't compliment? This guy. They actually almost deported him. One of the guys said, do you speak Spanish? No, he goes, you've very good accent. I said,

Graziez, signor. He was looking for, uh, I don't think so. I will. I think he just knows a game. I hit a perfectly flawlessly, don't de estar al banio when I was looking for the bathroom. That's good. And most people know that. It felt really good to actually. actually be able to use that. It was nice. They were calling you Senior Mando. Yeah. El Mando.

Is that true? El Mando Grande. He got backed up actually. He was, that was my way. That was when I went back to Chicago. When I'm not going to getting back from Hawaii. Oh,

let's, it's rea time. What's tomorrow on Patreon? Because I know there's a lot of people like, we're going to get more of this content than I'm not getting like, Cole for free free. Yeah. Coal.

It's a co. Co. Co. We're going to do Coal tomorrow. I'll put up the form. I'll looking forward to calling you. We got some calling to do. Hey, Mr. Day is trying to get a hold.

Only on Patreon tomorrow afternoon. Between two and three, the calls go down. Can't wait, man. It's one of the best things we do. Hey, pick up your hat over there. You're going to wear it? Did somebody wear it while I was gone? I work for a minute for some reason.

Yeah, Dave put on... He was very big. I think he quit the show because I was not going to because on Wednesday I was going to have an intro where I was going to do a big announcement about Dave losing and he said I'm not doing it until you do your announcement then he left the show for about a good 30 seconds okay I did quit for a time they came back I'm glad that you're back dude put it on put it on a show Dylan it is it big on it yeah you stretched it no it's big on me too it's such a big hat I'm sick of you guys already man it was larger than expected

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There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Dave Week. I like to turn off. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go with it. Dave of Warthrow's, let's go.

We've got a lot to get to. Let's just jump right in here. We do, man. I'll let you start. Yeah, I went on a little honeymoon situation. I was in Cabo. Left last week. Got back last night or yesterday afternoon, more like. And it was just, everything was perfect, man.

Travel was seamless and we had 13 people on a flight on the way there. It was incredible. We stayed at the Paradisysis, which is an all-inclusive in Cabo. And all-inclusive, you know, you're a little bit worried about the food and the quality. of drink. The food was incredible. Pretty much everything we had was like like, damn, exceeded my expectations.

Where did you say last time? Was it the pair of these nuts? Yeah. What's your deal, dude? What is your deal? He got you. The first day we got there, while we were waiting for our, we got to a little bit early, waiting for our room to be ready. We went and just chilled

at the, there's the main pool. And it gave a little bit of like a spring break vibe. And we weren't, we're like, oh, no, that's for GDIs. I may have picked the wrong place here. But we, so if you pay like a very marginal additional fee, you can get in the section of the hotel called the Reserve. Oh. It includes, like, your own, like, private pool.

And, dude, it was, like, a whole different vibe over there. So, like, no GDIs? No GEDs whatsoever. And they're playing loud music. Like, they were playing Bruno Mars and shit at the main pool. Okay. Where's the problem here? There was no DJ at our pool.

It was like it was very chill and it was just awesome, man. Did part of you not want to get it there and mix it up with the, was a younger crowd? We walked past it every day because that's to get to the beach, like the walkway to the beach. It goes right by the pool. So we caught some action on the way through each day, but it wasn't really our vibe, man. Anybody spot you? I don't want to sound upbeat. We're definitely not like a...

Dorn! No one spotted me. Come in the GDI pool. No, we had a little iguana that lived on our patio. He was dope. Nice. Had brunch at floor farms the first day. They always bring it.

Love that place. Yeah, dude. What? Nothing. What'd you order? Lemon ricotta pancakes. That's crazy. I bet that's good, but that does not sound appetizing.

And then we got like a, just like a big, like American-esque breakfast. You just eggs, bacon, hash brown, all that stuff. And we shared it. Somebody was critical of that order. Not saying who. He might have been sitting where you're sitting right now. Who? I don't know.

I'm not going to out of him. Will the freeze? What's wrong with our order? He told you out there. Dude, it was so good. I don't know. He just said it was a very American breakfast for Flora Farms. He was wanting like Chilaquiles and things of that nature.

I'm not a fan of Chilaquilis. Yeah, it's fine. Ranchero. They did have a Ranchero breakfast on the on the menu, but I just, we were very pleased with our order. It was delicious. Chels, of course, Chels is the true winner here.

She posted a breakfast the next day. We thought she might have listened. But she posted a breakfast and it looked just fantastic. I thought the third day. I thought the third day's breakfast looked even better. Was that the one? I can't remember. One of them looked great.

Did we put on an eating clinic while we were there? I bet you did. The breakfast buffet was phenomenal. What, seven pounds? I hit the omelet station every morning, just five days in a row. Omelets. Custom omelets, they had the omelet guy? Custow.

Did he have a name for the omelet chef? He needs to have, like, his own name. Did you get behind there? Because you clearly make the best omel in, like, the world. It's kind of a personal question. I gave her some tips. Yeah. I was like, look, if you do it like this,

it's going to taste a little bit better. No, I didn't do that. Everything was just so good, man. Hungly. Yeah. And that's that. Just straight up munching omelets. Yeah.

I do love a good omelet. Do we had sushi two different? They had a sushi place there that was incredible. At a Mexico all-inclusive, you wouldn't expect that. What was the best role you had? Do you remember? Was it all like traditional roles or do they do like some with a little bit of, ooh, I don't know, Mexican flavor?

It was pretty traditional. Yeah, I got some nagiri. Of course, I'm a big nagiri boy. Y'all know that about me. It's so good, man. We feasted. And I need to. Any whale's things?

Dude, no humpers out there, man. Not a single humper. We didn't see one. You sure about that? Okay. What the hell is your problem? What's your fucking deal, dude? What?

Why don't you take some medicine? A humpback whale? Is there any medicine that'll help you stop being like that? Is there a message you can take to lose the personality that you have? Jesus. How are the drinks? Dude, so good, man. So good.

Give us your top two drinks. the Bloody Mary I had at Flora Farms? Boy, you went for it. We gave you a vacation exception, but boy, was that thing loaded? I've gone back and I said, I'm all in on loaded Bloody Marys now. I put as much garnish on it. I fucking love it. I had people stopping by the table to compliment me on my order.

How did that go? Do an impression of them. They were like, is that a Bloody Mary? Because the color is a little bit different than you traditionally seen a Bloody Mary. I said, that's a Bloody Mary. And they said, that's a great order. That looks fantastic. And I said, it is fantastic.

I think you should get one. Fantastico. It had, it was loaded, man. Nice. Did it have a little taco stuck to it with a toothpick or whatever? No taco. All kinds. It had like green beans and pickles and some other stuff that I couldn't identify.

And then what's a little, the little pork rind thing in Mexico they do? Oh, I don't know. I know what you. I know it's a thing. People are screaming at their. Look it up, Randy. Do some producing.

Yeah, dude. Instead of just being a whack-off over there. Chicharon. Chicharon. Chicharon. Chicharon. Chicharon. Chicharon.

Chicharon. Chicharon. Chicharon. Okay. That's good. No, they're deported. They're like, dudes. You got to go back, Signor.

Signor, Mando, you're going back. Amando Grande. Anyway. Should we talk to the birthday boy now? What was the second? Oh, Bob. What was the second? What was the second drink?

How was the marred? Just the house marred. So you drinking skinnies? The first day, Chelsea got a marg that I didn't love, so I didn't order a mark the rest of the time I was there. Wow. They do a, their pinia colladas are very good. I got a dark rum flutter on it each time.

That's what I like the year. Yeah, I was thinking of you, Randy. I saw that Chelsea called it the Penaata. She said it's from a meme. It's from this like little kid. Yeah. It was like he just, they're all virgin of Pina Coladas, though, but it's like he just dropped the things like,

this is my first Pinaata. Yeah. And then it was like the rest of the vacation. I haven't seen it yet, but that's where she got it. Dude, I love memes. Yeah. Chelsea gets all her memes from Instagram. I love Penaeatas.

She's not on the bird app. She shouldn't, don't let her. Better off. I can see her having a burner. Yeah. Just trolling you. Randy, tell us about your birthday, dog. You know she's got a burner, don't you?

have a burn. She does. She's off. She's off. She's in the SEC burner verse. She's just not. She fucking hey typel. Just stacking Peter Millar. All right. My weekend? Yeah, man. Birthday boy, huh? 31? 32. I just noticed I looked it up and wearing my mommy Madness shirt because, you know, today's a national championship. I didn't know Yukon was going to be in it. I fucking hope Michigan beats their ass. Michigan look really. good fucking hate their coach you cons anyways my my uh my weekend so birthday weekend easter weekend started off friday dan and i went to go play a little golf uh we didn't have a tea time you walked on we tried to but it was packed and like they were like hey the wait list is pretty long

so we're like all right we're just going to do the little par three holiday weekend yeah so we did uh at kaiser and clay there's a little par three kind of course it's just four holes you pay five dollars and you can just loop it around as many times you want. So we just did that twice. That's good. That's good practice. Yeah. So just did that.

Hung with Dan for a little bit. Then went home. Then just kind of chilled at night, FaceTime the girlfriend. Saturday, though. Saturday was the day. Got a bunch of stuff done around the house. And then my ex-ex roommate, that is,

took me out to Texas Roadhouse. I told him that's what I wanted to do. I wanted to just go to Texas Roadhouse. And let me tell you, the rolls are still so good. Yeah, they're not changing that recipe. No, no. And he told the waitress and I had to get up on the saddle and do the little yeha. Oh, yeah.

Twirling the napkin around. So that was good. Steak wasn't as good as I remember. Sweet potato definitely was. Ribs are delicious. Sweet potato is just as good as you remembered. Oh, God, it's so good. Ribs and steak?

Ribs and steak. Nice. And the rattlesnake bites are my favorite. Actually, if we're going my favorite appetizer ever, Texas Roadhouse rattlesnake bites. They're just like fried balls of cheese with diced jalapinos, put them in ranch. They're the best appetizer out there. Huge miss that none of us put that on our board. You know, I've had real rattlesnake before.

None of that bullshit. Oh, really? He's a generational rancher. What part of that, don't you understand? His toes aren't even putting it west. If you're new here and you found us through Newsmax, Dylan is a generational rancher. That's right.

I'm a real cowboy. And then so then... Puts his feet up after a long day on the ranch. Why trash cowboy? When he's podcasting. Dan only put one leg up, but that's also because he was sore. Dan, I wore shorts the wrong day. Dan was monged.

Did you get monged? Did you get thymogged? Big time. I mean, it was Dan. Dan just like, well, I'm going to wear the shortest shorts possible. So, cool, man. So then Friday night after that Jason came over and we started Generation Kill, Dave. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah, dude. Very interesting. Very vulgar, those Marines. Kind of thing about them, huh? How many through, how many episodes? Two. Scott through two. Scarsguard.

Mm-hmm. Great show. I think everyone should watch it. And then Sunday was my actual birthday. and just download a new video game played with my friends pretty much all day, then took a break to go get a nice massage that the girlfriend had bought for me for Christmas. So I was like, I'm actually going to book it for that, got a nice Swedish massage right down the street here, then got some Tommy want wingy.

Wait, was that your first massage? The first massage ever, yeah. That should have been the lead there, bud. Yeah. How did you feel? Good. I knew my neck was tight. I didn't know it was that tight.

The hips, man, I was not expecting my hips to be so tight. They don't lie, man. Yeah. Wait, so did you do it with jeans on? No, no, no, I stripped down. Was that Mikey? Eric. Easy? Yeah.

Wait, what? I've told this story. I didn't know it was him. Eric's first ever, it's our friend of ours, we went to college with him. Oh. His first massage ever, he didn't know that you're supposed to get naked under that sheet there. You can leave underwear on. And he wore jeans to it.

You can leave underwear on it. You kind of expected that you get completely naked. Yeah, you want that rock. And she's like, all right, well, undress and I'll be back in in a minute. You know how they do. Knock on the door, walks in and pulls the sheet pack. He's got fucking jeans on for a massage.

And knowing him, they were probably Wranglers. Maybe, yeah. I'm going to just pretend they're a wrangler. I got a massage too. And Cobb, I forgot to mention that. It was excellent. Oh, nice. Do Chels give us the best massages?

She does, yeah. Wait, what? Just kidding. But yeah, first massage. I would get another massage again, but I don't know. I'd pay for it. Was there ever like a, like, wow, that hurts?

It's Swedish. The feet. The feet hurt. Well, that's my favorite. She did like that, like, right on the middle of the feet. That was like the most painful part. You do a fucked up feet. Yeah.

Everyone says that. Everyone says that. Oh, everyone says that. Happy birthday, though. 31, 32. 32. But I got high archers. 32.

Mid-30s? Then so, yeah, I got. You're flirting with mid-30s. Got Tommy want wingy because we were talking about chicken wings the other day. I'm like, you know, I'm going to treat myself and get some some good wings and then went back home and played some more of that video game with my friends. It was great. It was actually a very, it was a very calm, a good weekend, a good birthday weekend. If I had been in town, I would have gone to Roadhouse with you if I got that invite because I

was just talking about that with someone. Yeah, it was very like last minute. I put out in the group text and yeah, but it was right go. No, it was just me, Jason and his wife. I kind of like told everyone like two hours before that was like, hey, if anyone wants to go. reality. I was just, I was trying to keep it chill. He was trying to keep it chill. Yeah, keep it chill, dog. Davey? If you're finished. Yep. I left Thursday and my oldest boy. We went to, we drove up to Duncanville.

And we stayed at my parents' place. Because Friday morning, I had a tea time with my dad who just turned 80. So we played golf. me or my dad my uh buddy from back home norris and uh my pop and then uh had a guy join up uh it was it was good time had a 90 had some a couple birdies which just had a couple issues and part threes were tough but anyway um also didn't sleep well uh shared a bed with my five year old and i got to tell you you just you're not going to sleep well they they are very much worried that you're going to leave. So if I got up to pee, which I did once, he had to go with me. If I rolled over,

he would, where you go? I'm like, buddy, I'm not going anywhere. I just, I rolled over. It's going to happen a lot, actually. Parks has always loved sleeping in the bed with me. It was just, it was fine. He slept better than neither, I think. But, um, it was a good time. Went to, So Friday What's the best way to celebrate good Friday And Round of golf We went to Hooters afterwards

Sat at the bar I ordered the blackened fish sandwich Yeah I ordered a fish sandwich at Hooters Damn dude What was this? Friday Friday okay yeah of course

Well you had to because there's Had to do it to them You know no meat. It wasn't bad It was actually fairly tasty The fries were bad for some reason But the black and fish sandwich, I lived to tell about it, Hooters.

So shout out to them. Saturday morning, we did our Easter Saturday. So Saturday morning, the whole family was there, went out to, did Easter 1 at my in-laws and then Easter 2 at my sister's place. Brought in fajitas Saturday, Mariano's. Check it out. Home of the, they're the inventors of the frozen margarine. a machine marianos i've got a little statue there did not realize that there was the same one that

will and micah have that definitely works it's very similar yeah their investment they went in half season on i think they just don't know how to use it properly i think it just needs free on the freezing function's not working is it spinning yeah what's spinning it's spinning dude um good time went home, watched some Turner Classic movies with my dad, some old John Wayne movies, watched the women's amateur at Augusta, watched some ball, watch some, watch Cooper Flag, seal the rookie of the year. Maybe, probably not. We don't know. That guy is just a minute. He says, look, man, it's a weird time for Mavs fans. I get it. But that guy, it's, you got to tune in. He's very, very impressive. That's my take.

It's my sports take. And then yesterday, got up, had a nice breakfast, hit the road, drove back, got in. Just a good weekend. Watch a little bit of golf. Watch our boy JJ Spawn do it, the Texas Open. That's our dog. The Spawn Meister. That boy, JJ.

What? I was just wondering, did you say what you guys did for Easter? Like activities, or was there Easter egg, Easter baskets? I'm saving that. I've got an entire. Easter segment. But we did, we did some Easter stuff. More on that later. More on that later. Yes. But thank you, Randy. So I'm going to leave it at that. And I'm going to say, man, do I know you ate, you kind of went crazy with it in Mexico? It's time to buckle down.

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You've had enough time. We were like, so we got like, I sort of got our kids got Easter baskets at my parents, at my in-laws, and then my sister. So they got like three Easter baskets each, which is crazy. Too much candy, we had to like, we got to figure that out. We got to coordinate. year. They're feasting. They're feasting. Um, but we were cleaning up in the living room when we got home yesterday, just kind of getting organized. And, uh, there's some,

some books, some gifts in the Easter basket. And my, my five-year-old was out there. And I, I looked at my wife and I go, she was putting some stuff away. I go, wait, who got? I was like, who got Rhodes that? Like, did, is that from my parents or is that from like the Easter vying? So, So me basically realizing, did I just give away the secret? I don't think that gives a secret. The way I said it, though, it was more like,

did my parents get that? Like, and then like, she didn't say anything of it. And then like, we, Rhodes went to bed. And then I was like,

does Rose believe, did my son believe in the Easter bunny? Is that like a thing? Like, I don't really know. And I'm like, was I not supposed to say that? Like, did I,

as a kid, like, so I was totally sold on the existence of Santa Claus for a while. For sure. I think most kids are. The Easter Bunny for me was like a character that I didn't imagine bringing and like dropping eggs around the yard, you know? I just, I didn't.

I think I always kind of assumed that it was the parents that did that. I feel like I thought maybe Easter Bunny brought the baskets, but I don't think I'd ever thought it hid eggs. There's no, in our house, at least, there was no thought. Like, my son wasn't, like, there wasn't like, oh, I, I can't wait to see what the Easter Bunny brings me. We rarely even talk about the Easter Bunny, really. Like, it's not like a, like that man holds no weight in our house.

I mean, when you're a kid, like Santa Claus, I mean, presents, right? So it's like Santa Claus is the fucking realist in the game. The Easter Bunny is presents, lesser presence. This thing brought me peeps and, like, jelly beans. Like, no, we put some stuff, like, he gets some cool stuff, some Ninja Turtle stuff in the basket, a Mario. Nice. You know, and then some, some educational stuff as well. A coloring book, maybe.

Thucydides, history of the Peloponnesian War. Oh, interesting. You know, Machiavelli, the prince. A lot of stuff. The rise and fall of the Third Reich, stuff like that. Seems a little heavy. It is. It is a big book.

I don't think he's going to do that one. You don't think so? I don't think so. Okay. You're funny? You're laughing. Yes. At the end of the day

I really there's a split second where I did like a old school Will DeFries voice And then I was like wait He doesn't believe He didn't like you know If I had said that about Santa He would have been like

Huh? Because he's already asked some questions about Wait, Parks is right out there No he's he's gone now But you know what I mean Five's the age when you start to start question Santa Okay

Anyway I just want to make sure that I'm like... It's marginal, right? That's what the man said. Okay. Oh, five? I feel like that's early. I think most five-year-olds believe, but like, I remember kindergarten.

They're like, there were whispers going on in class. It was first grade for me. I think third grade is like the oldest that you really keep believing in it. But of the three, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, like, tooth fairy is the one that's the hardest to get behind. It's like, what is it doing with my teeth? what's going on with the teeth at least like the Easter buddy

he's like it's like Santa you bring it in gifts and it's like a springtime Santa tooth affair he's like what's going on here is there no adjustment for inflation he's doing Seinfeld I got a quarter

I got a quarter last year too I don't think I don't think Seinfeld celebrates Beum Boob bam bam B'labam B'am

B'bom Bo b'bom Boas another tooth Jerry I lost the tooth Okay There's a whole episode about the tooth fairy

Huh I did it I lost the tooth Jerry That's that's a shit Jason Alexander That's so shit I couldn't even tell

If you were doing Costanzo Yeah that's how bad That's how bad You didn't have to Drive it home Hello Newman Hello

Newman Looks like tooth fairies delivering things Hello Jerry Is putty gonna be there Remember putty Yeah But he went on to have a serious career.

He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did your voice actor. Yeah. Boom.

I got big news. I put a tooth. And now I got money. That's pretty good. Cosmo Kramer. Hopefully that's the end of your Michael Richards' impressions. Yeah. I got a good laugh factory one.

Hold. No, Dave. I'm not going to do it. Don't do it. This guy. This producer week. I'm going to do it. Uh, yes, Easter Bunny. Cool, man. I gotta say, we gotta just, we gotta coordinate. There's too much candy in my house. There's also way too many Easter Bunny costumes. They need to find just one. And a lot of them are really creepy looking. Some will look good. I'd say most of them. Yeah. A large bunny is a creepy thing. I don't need my Easter Bunny wearing glasses. I'll say that for sure. Oh, why is that? I'm sure you're correct. I have a guy who called it four eyes. I'm actually getting my new contacts today.

Oh, really? Did you talk to Brett to help you out? He wasn't a part of this. Feels like he should have been. My Warby Parkers are great, and I was wearing them all of yesterday. Go buy yourself some Warby Parker's house. Did we used to have that drop? Was that touching base?

I swear there was a time we had the sign-trial. It was on our Twitch stream. People could play it and pay a little bit money to play it on our Twitch series. Searching back encyclopedia. Randy over here. that's why we pay them folks that's why we keep them around we're relaxing overall producing and wire cutting he makes up for with his knowledge of the show i'm going to go work for wire cutter how about that new york times wire cutter is it the failing failing new york times yeah yeah

if you just found us through the failing new york times i was written about in new york times once it wasn't on print but it was an article on their website sundry us video. Yeah, did you get sneaky canceled because of that? No. Good. Jody Hamcheck at the mall harassing the Easter Bunny is an all-timer. I haven't watched. I haven't watched himchick in a minute. I'll tell you what I have watched, or I have had really. I didn't really watch much. It was a good night's sleep on my Lisa mattress. I was missing my Lisa when I was out of town. And I got back last night, slept great last night. Why? Why? Because my Lisa. You too probably.

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I accidentally did a thing. We don't have to spend too much time on this. So you know, Instagram has the reshare button now. It looks like the retweet button. It's the arrows. The other? I'm just warning people, be careful.

If you're snooping, creeping, or just doing some Instagramming. This button can really cause some habit. Because I believe it's, if it's not next to, it is near

the comment button. Is it like a, do you have to tap and then confirm the tap or is it a single tap sit? I don't think you confirm the tap. I think it's a single tap. It's a single tap. Same thing with the like, you know. Let's see if I have unknowingly reshared something. You may have. No, because I did. I only have three, four things re-shared, and they're all do you know it videos. I saw a story that the lead singer of Tool Maynard,

this is Extreme Dave's story here, had done a post speaking out against the, speaking out against the firing or the, I believe it was the forced retirement of a general by the Trump administration. and Maynard had a connection to this general because they were in the boot camp together or they were in the army together at some point. Okay. And I was like, I didn't even know Maynard was, I don't know. I'm not a huge tool fan. I do like some tool.

But again, sometimes just, when I started really getting into tool, I always remember that the fans weird me out. So I'm just like, man, I can't. I got to just take a step back from Tool. Anyway, I went to look at his post. And I was looking at it. I was reading how. wow, it's a really well-thought-out post.

It wrote like a nice thing. I'm saying how this is like a really nice guy, blah, blah, blah, who's upset about the retirement of this general. Anyway, about an hour later, I was checking my notice, and I saw somebody had liked my reshare. And I was like, what the fuck did I reshare? I don't have never re-shared anything. And it was that post, which is a political post.

And I typically don't share a lot of, political posts. I don't really care. Never do. Yeah, really, I rarely, I don't really post enough. I don't post enough. I totally understand that. But, and I was like, man, this isn't one I probably would have re-shared just because it's like, I don't know. So I went and I freaked out because I was like, undid it. No, you have to go. It doesn't put it up on my story or anything. You have to go to my reshared tab. So why would someone go to your thing to? I don't know. No, because it puts out on the feed too. Does it? So like, yeah. So if I were to reshare, like, video that you posted, my followers would be able to see, like, as they're scrolling, like, oh, Randy re-shared this.

Okay. I'm pretty sure. So there's our answer. If you saw that, that was a misfire, so to speak. But PSA, be careful. Because you can, let's say, I don't know, let's say you're looking at, who knows? For example, you're somebody and you work in like an office complex. and you're checking out an Instagram of like a young man or a young lady of somebody who works

in a different business in the office complex. And you're looking at their gram. You're creeping their gram a little bit. You might accidentally reshare it. And that could be very embarrassing. That could be a problem. Could be a problem, T. Mm-hmm.

You know what I'm saying, Campbell? I don't know what you're saying, but I know someone. Oh, Randy has a girlfriend now. He doesn't look at other. That's true. That's true. That is true. He's blocked all females from Instagram.

I'm trying to block him out in real life, too. They just keep coming at you? They try talking to me. Get away from me. I have a girlfriend. Oh, my God. You're using force? What's going on there?

You're striking them? No, no. I'm hitting my hand right in front of them so they know that it's all about the like. That's better. Don't do that. Well, okay, I'll just mansplain how to make an omelette to them instead. Who are you going out there? No.

Have I ever mansplained how to make an omelette making? It was literally earlier in the episode today. Do you guys not even remember? That does sound like something you would do. You dornsplain omelets. I make a dope omelet. What do you want for me? What was the name of the omelet chef in Cabo?

I don't remember. All right. Do you make a better omelette than her? Oh, yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm telling you, my omelets are so good, man. Oh, my God.

I wanted to make you on me. You just don't want me. You just don't want me to bring it in. No, the almonds don't travel. You know what probably does travel? I'm not coming away. Meatballs. Meatballs probably travel.

Pretty well, come over. I only go to your place to take a piss. Swing by Saturday morning. That's true. I only piss at your house. You know what? I'll make almonds for your whole family, Dave. Don't do that.

Why not? If you do that, I'm going to mow your lawn. It could use it. Yeah, I bet it could. You're going to just wake up one morning? You think Rhodes wouldn't go ham on my omelet? You're crazy. He doesn't like him.

There's no ham. He doesn't like him? Sometimes I bet he's never had it. He's probably had a ham sandwich. Did you guys have a Easter dinner? Last night? We did. I like ham.

We had ham for dinner. Chelsea's mom cooked it. You like it? It was very good. Shout out Judy. The leftover of that stuff is great. Judy is a good mom. Tier one mom name, Judy.

Stephen Judy. That's a. Just classic. That's good stuff there. Don't ever travel with an omelet. That's all I'm telling. You can't do it to go on. Come over.

Get a fresh army. If you ever see me at your house, you should expect that I'm in your bathroom, taking a huge peepee. That's the only time I go to your home. Okay. You know this. You were there.

That's true. That's the only time you've ever been there is to pee. Because for some reason, I wasn't allowed to pee in the street, even though it was like 12 at night. Midnight. You know, like, call us a free country? I'm just moving to this neighborhood, man. Don't be pissing in the street. Just fucking grow up, John.

You're grown man, dude. I don't care. He can come over here, put his feet on our table, but we can't piss in the street in front of your house. This is. I was going to conceal it. I was going to, like, face the truck. Okay. I'm glad, I'm glad you came in and we used our facilities.

He was going to take a knee. Tiger meme God that tiger meme Dude it's so good It's it's The face he's making Most of the ones are very good It applies to

It's just they've all been great There's one about The league ones are all good The kid who keeps like Hitting the T and T ball And like the coach who's standing He's kneeled down right next to the T just keeps putting it back there

And everybody's like Just sitting there like Oh God come on The one about the Little League coach He's going through divorce and stressed out And you have to tell him that you forgot your cleats.

Amazing. Amazing. Tell you what? Waiting on those meatballs. What would you say? I said, waiting on those meatballs. You're gonna be waiting a long time, dude.

You know why? Because I don't like how you started the week off. I feel like you're producing at about 90%. I needed 100% today. Just you had a number of things today that have just bothered you. Name one. You had some shit earlier. I gave you your championship.

metal back. I don't want it. Well, too bad. You already gave it to Brett. Too bad. You ready have it? You got bullied by the backers. No, it's just someone created a very good argument and it was very well. It was good. I could even respond to his email. Maybe I'll put it on the story. It was very well formatted. And I was like, you know what? It reads like a guy who's on Adderall. I will say. That is something I would have done.

I definitely once in law school was on Vivance and typed an email out that was way longer than it should have been. And like looking back on it, I still think about it to this day. I'm like, why did I type that? What was I doing? That's different than the email I sent when I was a little high and I crashed my bike and I sent a company-wide email to all you guys. Yeah, why'd you do that? Because I want to let you...

Why didn't you just text us? It was... I was on an early bird. I could have actually probably sued the construction company. Yeah, probably not. They had like a big pipe in the middle of the road with like no, no reflective tape on it at all. Like, you could not see it.

And I went flying over my handlebars. Did you blow right through a... the guy who was trying to stop traffic? No. It was at night. So it was like, so I couldn't even see it. I hit it,

flipped over my handlebars, and then I broke my phone screen. I sent you guys. You're lucky you weren't more hurt than that. Well, yeah, well, that's why you wear a helmet.

Did you wear a helmet while you flew? Mm-hmm. On the plane? Yeah. I bet he's lying. But I bet you're lying. No, I didn't wear a helmet to fly.

Why not? Because you couldn't find one to fit your head? No, because they just don't hand out helmets. They fucking should. Yeah. It's dangerous. What if we had to price for impact? Did 13 people on our flight? Did you guys have to spread out? Yeah. Yeah. There was not, no one was sitting within five rows of me on either side.

Did you put your head in Chelsea's lap and nap? Yes, I did. Did you really? No. Because your head's so big, she'd be like, oh, you're crushing me. Probably, yeah. Oh, you're fucking fat ass head. You gained six pounds. It was all on your head. How was the ride back? How many people, full plane? About 90 to 95. percent full but we got lucky we didn't have to share our row as anybody so we got a seat between us did you do the mincy yeah i did the mincy dude there's a guy in generation killed that kind looks like mincy oh the general the captain america captain america yeah good character i mean not a good care i mean just a well-done character i think um as a guy who wasn't in the iraq

I can You weren't I feel like Stolen Valor a little bit where I'm like recommending the show I'm like to use shows But I've heard

It's a very well received show in the military community They got the reporter Doing a bunch of dip Fucking frack You know who that reporter is right He's one of the

He's one of the roadies In Wayne's world Oh You know the I love you man No no no I love you man Yeah

You don't. You're just humoring me. No, no. It sounds familiar. He's in Wayne's World. He's really good in Generation Kill. Shout out. Man, I'll tell you what. This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

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slash circling that's better help.com slash circling uh man you missed it maybe you didn't miss it but what's important in here is uh you're here now and it's freaking masters week dude it's freaking masters dude i have already have like six screens at home just set up ready to go dude i uh i actually got these special classes that they just just run the master's feed on loop dude i asked off i asked off for this four months ago so i'm not i'm just going to stay home i'm not even going to work i told you all that i'm going to be out thursday and friday it's because i have 18 screens at home and i can't leave dude i booked my vasectomy just so i can watch it the whole really yeah dude that's crazy

yeah wow does your girlfriend know this no Frat. Dude, wow. Okay, we joke. We joke. But man, it's a fun week. It is a fun week, Dave. Dude, I look forward to this day, man.

I'm sorry. No, it is, it's a fun week. It is a great week. That being said, they've made it better. How? Ken Griffey. Yes. But who else?

What other athletes, current and former? have they added to make this week just super tight. Is it both of them? It's pimp tight. Is it both brothers? No, but they're both getting in on the fun because it's pimp tight. Oh,

brothers, brothers. Probably from golf, like, right? The Molinari brothers. Okay. No,

it's not them. No. The Paul brothers? The Cooties. It's no. It's not the Paul brother. That would be worse. Don't say,

don't say it's the Paul. Don't even float that out there. What? The Paul brothers. Oh, I mean, that's going to happen. No. Do you think that they had like a discussion where it's like, what can we get into and like immediately go become professional and like have success?

They're, they probably tossed around becoming golf influencer. Yeah. But I don't, I think their, their image is not aligned well enough with the master's tournament for them to. You're right. I agree to that. No, big facts. What about like Mr. Beast? Share the menu.

I mean, if you look at dude perfect, they're like just good old wholesome boys, you know? You just throw frisbees and make trick shots and shit. That's right. But we got the champions, the hypothetical champs dinner menus from just the Kelsey Bros.

Let me guess they took it very seriously. No jokes. People were mad about this, and it's not really worth getting mad about. There's other things to be mad about. But let's just be mad about it. Okay. Let's just look at it.

Maybe we're not mad. Maybe it rocks. Maybe these guys are just so. Is there like a chili cheese dog on here? Why don't you zoom in there, Hoss? Can you zoom in or do you have to download it and do the whole fucking thing? He's got to download it and do the whole fucking thing. He's got to be.

God, why is it? So many steps. All right. Read it. Okay. All right. This is served in honor of Mr. Jason Kelsey, of course. Mama Kelsey's dinner rolls with butter.

Ed Kelsey's casserole stocked with ricotta cheese to the brim. Okay. No one's familiar with these particular recipes. No, it's got a personal type. Fancy PB&J, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I want to know what makes it a fancy PBNJ.

Do you think they cut the crust off or is it like premium peanut butter and jelly? Like what are we talking about? Maybe it's just an uncrustable. Yeah, what is it? What makes a fancy? Finally, moving on to the main course. Can I say something? I asked, I was late the other day before I was going to hit the road.

And I called my wife and I was like, do you mind because she was working from home? Do you mind making me like a PB and J so I can just slam it when I get there? She's like, yeah. I get there. Boy, she makes the weakest PB&J. My shit, she always gives me shit because my shit's spilling out. Because I go hard. I go hard on people.

She didn't put enough on there. Dude, you couldn't even see any of the ingredients. It just looked like, I looked at it. I was like, is there anything in between these two pieces of bread? But she gets on to me, because she's like, you use too much. And I'm like, do not see him a growing boy. That's how I like it. You are growing up.

I want that is spilling out. I want it like all my knuckles when I'm done. I'm nasty with it. I'm telling you, you need to try the PBNJ Smoor. When have you ever told me that? I had a whole article I wrote about it when I did my Smoor article that dozens of people read. We didn't read it. Well, hamburger helper is the main course.

Hungly. For complete nostalgia. Maybe it's because I grew up very wealthy, but I never ate hands. hamburger help you ever had an hamburger help me either i probably probably did that i've had once beans and weenies as a as a kid who grew up in highland park i never had hamburger helper beans and weanies at the augusta way uh don't wear a white pants is that mean you're going to spill it on your white pants or is that an illusion to possibly uh it's rea time good question i don't know i think it's a i don't know the implication there i'm

assuming it's a keel lime pie i'm very down with that and of course dunkeroo's because it's j Jason Kelsey. Ashtrake, if they still make them. Dunkeroo's, they're dunkeroo's. They're lots of fun for me and use. Yeah. I think they brought him back. Thank you, Jason Kelsey, for that.

What about his brother Travis? What's his look like? Yeah, what's Killa Trave got? You know, let's just... Hold on. Hold on. You got to do the whole thing. Hold on.

You need to double your ROM and reboot it. Mama, okay, the dinner rolls are back on the menu for Trav. Killetrave. We've got George's... Sorry, Georgie O's pizza. Cleveland's best oven-fresh pizza. Okay. You know what?

So far, so good. I don't hate a little local flair. I don't hate the Zah as an app. If you, uh, it depends. If it's thin crust, you know. Anyway, go ahead. Then, uh, moving on to the main course, we have a smash burger, which is a classic, it says underneath.

And of course, fried chicken with mac and cheese, southern style, super salty. Again, with the key lime pie. This is good. And the dairy queen ice cream cake. Because it's better than regular cake. And guess what? guess what I have to say about that. That is facts.

No. I love Dairy Queen Blizzard's ice cream cake, and I used to get it for my birthday every year, and I want to continue doing that. You know what I always say about DQ? That's what you love about Texas? That's what I like about Texas. My God.

It's a Texas stop sign, Dylan. It was my favorite cake until... Nobody else has dairy queens, Randy, except for Texas. Literally. It's a thing that Texas. Do you only Texan. Yep. This is a good venue.

This is how it should have been done. Jason's trying to do bits like, kill a traves over here. Oh, dude, you know what it means. You know, yesterday was Easter. He has risen. I can have fried food again. I know.

Congrats. Welcome back, dude. I could get high and watch movies again. I was thinking, wow. The bleak end is back. The bleak end. That's good. That's what they're calling them.

Yeah, I'm so, I'm stoked. I don't know what my first meal is going to be, but I'm very excited. I'm going to watch that new avatar. Dude, if you were, if you were standing in front of the menu at the Masters, and you had $15 to spend, what would you get? Dude, I'm using all that money on beer. Yeah. You don't want to, you don't want to egg salad sandwich?

No, dude, fuck that. Dude, I'm doing like a liquid lunch. Yeah, I don't give my fuck, man. Wow. Yeah, dude. I'm probably going to miss most Masters because I'm going to be the bathroom piss. I'm just going to fucking hammering. I'm gonna be fucking domestics.

I just I hope I'm able to sneak a bag in. Dude. And beer's like a bunch of garbs anyway. So it's just like it's fucking like liquid bread. I don't even need you know if you're cheap. It's like 50 cents there. You don't understand it. The Pimento cheese sandwich is only a dollar 50.

I know, dude. If I'm hungry. If I'm hungry. I might do some ice cream. Dude, I already got my like my chair set up at hole 16. So like I don't even need. Dude.

Yeah. You know, uh, Ike's pond. It's, uh, named after my, my cousin's great grandfather.

No shit. also my great grandfather oh that's sick dude you hear about what happened tonight's pawn oh yeah what you're talking about when uh clif henson jensen rolled into the water he was so fucked up like and he'd know when like they dropped the bag and he tried to like dive after it and he fell in the pond and he's like bad he could never go back it's fucked up it's unfortunate no it but no dude it meant a lot to him to go that that one masters because you know like he won like two hundred dollars on that that's sergio year oh he did yeah he was there for that yeah he had a pay off some gambling debts his dad cut him off his dad cut him off when he took out a second

mortgage shut up the second mortgage the second mortgage is about his dad his dad got him that uh internship at golden and like he fucked up like he went to the first happy hour with the other interns he got so fucked up really he's homeless oh my god no he's not he's living on my couch right now it seems like he's shitty he had so much opportunity he just pissed it away he did he pissed it away but he's fine his dad like his dad had cut him off for a time, but his dad's like wiring them money through Western Union. Okay. Okay.

It's very specific. That's what I like about Texas. Someone in the chat just informed me of something that I did not know. What? Is this game show related? No, Dairy Queen offers an ice cream, a Sunday-sized ice cream cake. So it's just like a little small personal one. And I did not know that.

Well, it changes everything. Look at that. Look at this. It changes everything. I'm just kind of out on ice cream cake. It changes everything. I get it, dude. You're pulling six pounds.

I just don't need ice cream. Are you know what the 200? Kind of want one of those. No, I'm like 195. Did you work out today? No. Tomorrow you're going to go in there. Yeah, I'm going to throw big boy weights around tomorrow.

Can we talk about Artemis real quick? Yeah, before we get out of here? The Greek goddess? Yeah. He's just flexing his knowledge. Is that a one and done character? What, the master's guy? We'll see about it.

You were, it was pony boy voice. Yeah, I think so. All right. So they're live streaming. They're approaching moon like as we speak. Right? Why aren't we getting out and set foot on the movie? Because it's not the mission.

That's not the mission. But what? Do you understand that they had to slingshot around Earth and not go into a timeline? It's such a monumental effort to get out there. Why not just like drop a rope down? They're probably doing some fucking secret shit. They're probably doing some fucking crazy shit. They're probably putting lasers on the back of the moon.

So what, okay. Let's pretend I haven't read anything. What's the point of this mission? It is hard to say. I'm almost positive. It's because they want to put people on the moon again. Exploratory. And they just want to use the new technology they have.

And they also are going to take a lot of pictures of the dark side of the moon. Stuff that we haven't really seen. We can't get out, you know, just fucking, just fucking walk around. Why? We did that. We know it's there. Yeah, like 50-something years ago we did that. Why can't we do it again?

I don't know, man. We've got to spend our money elsewhere. I just feel like, I don't know if like you're there. Like it's there. Just get out. Get out the ship. Get out the whip and fucking walk around. We got to take the straight of Hormuz back.

Yeah. Drop a rope down from the fucking shuttle and just, I don't know if there's a rope involved. Like some fucking seals, man. Like seals dropping into fucking Baghdad. And, you know, they're about to just. just fucking take somebody out. But instead, they're just going to walk around on the moon.

Like, seals drop it into Baghdad. You know what I mean? Like, get out the, get out the whip. Yeah, but these are assholes. These aren't Navy, these are at. Yeah, when are they going back? I don't know. That's the thing, dude.

You just don't get it. Yeah, I get it, dude. I thought you were supposed to be the space guy, man. Like, why are you so upset about it? I love space. And I love that they're doing this, but I just, I just feel like, I don't know, man, get out. Walk around. We've done it before.

Do it again. I got distracted. we have some fruit flies in here What's going on? Why are the fruit flies? They were in the front garbage because I think that's kind of on us for not telling Dan to not throw his coffee away in that trash can.

I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Okay. We'll monitor the Artemis. Can watch it, we can watch it on Netflix. Yeah, streaming. Dude, Dylan, what don't you understand about like the dark side of the moon

that we only see one side of the moon from here on Earth? It's fucking sick. Yeah, that's interesting. It's definitely an interesting thing. Rotate the same as it does at orbit. It's going to be dark back there. I mean, hopefully they brought their flash cameras.

Dude, my, my pleasure, he spent like $400 on a vintage film camera. He gets the dopest photos. His name's Aubie. Really? Yeah. He's really good photos. This is a different character now. I'm about to pee myself on the real.

You couldn't even bring it to the last. Fun show. We'll see you tomorrow. Just get out and walk around. You're there. Okay. Bye. Bye.