Circling Back - Calling Will deFries And Skydiving At 104

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Dillon and Dave bang father-of-two Will's line to check in on him and Charlie, then discuss Dorothy, the 104-year-old skydiver, Dave ghosting his trainer, a guy getting fired for incorrectly reporting his meat sauce expense, and This Weekend in F1.  Support us on Patreon (it's Spooky SZN) and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop     •    (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter    •    (11:00) Banging Father-Of-Two Will's Line     •    (30:22) Dorothy, The 104-Year-Old Skydiver     •    (43:47) Dave Ghosted His Trainer     •    (53:40) Guy Gets Fired For Meat Sauce Expense   •    (1:00:23) This Weekend in F1 Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •    Prize Picks: Go to PrizePicks.com/steam and use code steam for a first deposit match up to $100.   •  EveryPlate: Get $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate dot com slash podcast and entering code 49steam.   •    Alfa Romeo Tonale: Learn More about the Alfa Romeo Tonale at alfaromeousa.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we are back. It's the Circling Back podcast. I'm Dave and I'm going to host today. Joining me back in the producer chair. It's none of the other, none other than Randy Trumbacki, the wackiest. Hi, David. Hey, man. Glad to be back. Cool. Joining me in studio as always, you know, high of 85 today, but he pulled out the shacket. That's fine. Kind of forgot about it. Maybe we'll let him explain it.

It's none other than Dylan Chivary. You wasted the first intro on a guy that said, Hi, Dave. Yeah, he had nothing. That's all he brought. He had nothing. That's all he brought to the table. You could have thrown it to me right away.

What were you going to say? You got the people all horned up. Happy to be here. You could have gotten the people horned up by tossing it to me, but wacky trim backy is what they got. I thought, look look i took a chance on a guy who i thought could do something when he got the rock i have faith his mic is gonna stay up i'm gonna keep it up wow we'll go back to him later in the show we'll see what he's

got um yes i do have a shacket on today good thing about a shacket though you mentioned it getting warm um it was cool this morning but as it warms up i can easily peel it as it um it can be worn as both a shirt and a jacket and you peel it you peel a jacket like it's nothing so it's an outer layer i have a shirt on underneath so i'm a boomer pretend i don't know what peel means at some point today i will peel this outer layer which means just means remove it okay it's just a swaggy way of saying remove. Is that what the kids are doing? I'm going to peel it at some point, and then I'll be left with just a t-shirt underneath, and I'll be quite comfortable today. But yes, it is shacket season. Don't look at the high tomorrow. Yeah. I had to sneak it in today because I- You won't

like it. I won't have another chance for probably a few weeks. You won't like the way it looks. I guarantee it. I would also like to point out that as I open Instagram, and what do I see but my handsome face staring back at me on a freaking rowback ad. How about that? I get served you and Brett. I don't know who I get served more of, but I do get those- Have you seen this one yet? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty frequently. more of but i do get you seen this one yet yeah yeah pretty frequently that's me that's your boy standing on the pfluger bridge um not far from our office actually wearing the atx polo uh wilmont's polo still available by the way available where i don't know what you're talking about

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20%, dude. You don't see that a lot these days. It's just like I'm a model and it's like, you guys just don't recognize that sometimes. We just say we see it often. Don don't acknowledge it that i'm a model well we were i you know um we were on the photo shoot as well i'm out here modeling why did you say it like that because you just don't get it you said it weird you had weird emphasis on dull modeling yeah i was just breaking it up in the the syllables it sounded like um you were on a morphine drip and it just hit you at that time i was over emphasizing um hey guys it's still spooky season we got two more spooky season episodes we just did season or episode three this

week um apologies for the lack of video that's all on randy um yeah people get sick sometimes yeah people get sick sometimes and you know some people got through it some people play through it some people don't um i'm just kidding i do not want sick randy yeah dave would have been so upset if i came in sick well we do have a pretty big weekend coming up so yeah if anybody gets sick you better hope nobody gets sick in like the next four days no matter matter what, because fingers pointed to this guy. I have to say, you don't seem sick at all. It was just like a 24-hour head cold.

You look normal. It was all throat and up. Okay, I'm going to say it like that. All right. You don't have to say it like that. He said throat and up. When you have a guy like Dave sitting here and you can't- Just say north of the neck. You can't lob one up like that.

North of shoulders. Because you know he's going to throw it down real hard. Oh, fucking calm down, guy. See? This guy over here. Did it again. Weird guy. Spooky season.

Two more. And guess what? Will DeChill will be back for the final two. So how about that? We'll check in with him later. Yesterday's was really good. It really was. Even though there was no video, the nail bag, we had an extensive nail bag.

Did you listen? I listened, and I'll say the last two stories, both of them, hairs on the back of the neck. I was spooked by both of them. Were you worried you had a fever? Were you worried you'd die getting goosebumps? I will say that my joints were achy so that the spooky story made it even more. But no, it was the stories that spooked me.

He was straight spooked. Yeah. So listen, have fun with it. It was a good one. Shout out to Big Game Brett Merriman for filling in very, very admirably last couple weeks. It almost feels like the patrons have been holding out the spookiest stories for this year. Dude, there's something to that. I think people, they've got stories and they don't really want to,

they've never put it pen to paper or finger to keyboard is a different way to put it. Yeah. And they hear other people and they're like, you know what? I can share my story now. Finally, after 30 years, I can tell about the um a ghost pulled me to the ground by my belt which was just part of one of the stories that was unbelievable i gotta say it was very terrifying electrifying like that could be a movie i don't know about that you could turn that into a the baseline of a movie i'm just saying i mean yeah yeah you're right i should they make a lot

of terrible movies that's off to you man for uh putting this together right on good sir hey good sir and and and ma'ams um we got listener voicemails which will uh of course uh record later this afternoon um and drop tomorrow on thursday we've got the wash.substack.com. We need you to go there. Subscribe to our Friday morning newsletter. It drops every Friday morning at 8 a.m. It's got blogs, basically. Can you still call it a blog if it's in a newsletter?

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Subscribe to our circling back YouTube page. You may already subscribe to WASH. We need you to subscribe to circling back too, because that is where you can find our ghost tour video. You should go check it out. It's a pretty funny video. We did a walking ghost tour of Austin, downtown Austin specifically. Yeah, we learned all about a murder suey that took

place in a hotel in fred downtown fred the jameson addicted uh ghost that haunts the old buffalo billiards what's your favorite historical murder suey day oh good call so many to choose from give me give me one to choose from i just throw one out uh non-austin related uh you know none none are really jumping out at me actually i just wanted i wanted to say murder suey yeah i believe people were keeping track you said it nine times on the the ghost video i don't know if it was all you but i have to imagine most of it was you is that true randy i saw the comment i think there was nine at least nine murder sues. I got to say, I do love saying murder suey. I've said it, I think, three times so far today.

Go to washedmedia.shop. We don't have a murder suey shirt yet, but maybe we'll see what Dylan cooks up, him and Ricky Prosper. Yeah. Get some merch. Oh, we got some big ones coming out too. Can we tell them about the washed hat? Which one the new one the white one the one that i was rocking in the video actually those are uh production has completed as of this morning and they will be available on the website probably tomorrow or friday if i had to guess and who's getting the first crack

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Yeah. They're doing a surprise show tonight, but tickets went on sale this morning. What's that, like a 50-person venue? Yeah, it's probably sold out immediately. Yeah. That has nothing to do with any of our merch or anything like that.

I just... Limited quantities. Yeah. That's sick. Yeah. I guess, yeah. I mean, that's a cool show. Good for them.

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You want to check in with this guy? You're talking about Will. Talking about Will. Yeah. I think we should call him. All right. Let's call him here. Give call him a ring we've got the tech here hey bang his line i'm gonna bang his line uh hello yes will defreeze please. Will DeFreeze is currently speaking. Wow. Round of applause for Will DeFreeze.

I know this is probably super unexpected, but you are live on Circling Back right now. This is exciting. It's honestly very exciting to hear your guys' voice, our collective voices, really. I'm just sitting here watching some Bob Ross right now. I saw you doing some, yeah, he's doing some, some storm waves, which is kind of something that I haven't seen a lot from him lately. He also just put some paint thinner in, which is also something he just rarely does these days. That sounds really exciting. Um, I have something else exciting to talk to you about.

I don't know if you've heard, um. I don't know if you've heard. I don't know if your ear is to the streets today, but I actually wore a shacket to work today. Really? I thought you were going to tell me about the new Alfa Romeo Tonale because that's, like, what all the streets are talking about. But I have heard some rumors about your shacket. Company, man. Yeah, it's true. I actually just peeled it, though, because it's a little bit warm in the stew right now.

Yeah, he peeled it, Will. Why don't you guys just crank it down to like 66 in the stew and get some fits off? I think that's a really good idea, actually. It's been tough dressing weather for me, but really getting my son dressed for this weather, it's just like, ah, because he wants to wear, he's ready for the big coat.

He loves wearing a coat. And I'm like, dude, you're not wants to he's ready for the big coat he loves wearing a coat and i'm like dude you're not gonna need this the little ones too you got to layer them up but like you got to also tell them like hey at some point you can like start to peel layers and that's that's a concept that's a little advanced for you know a little a little fella hey speaking a little fella's will uh anything new in your world yeah my two-week-old son charlie, just really doesn't have a lot of foresight when it comes to layering at this point. We're hoping he can get there. He's actually sitting right next to me right now, and so while he can't talk, this is his first podcast appearance. Oh, my gosh.

He doesn't have anything to say at all? Like, nothing? No, he's just kind of, you know, drinking milk and vibing out. That sounds sick, honestly. How's the Fritz man doing with him? You know, having two, the jump from zero to one for me was much more severe than from one to two, but this is also very early in the game,

and so I'm sure I will change my tune. Fritz has handled it all very well, and there's no complaints from the family front. We're enjoying this well that's wonderful to hear good can't wait be there um two months maybe if you had to yeah if you had to total up the number of hours you've slept over the past uh seven nights so we'll say one week um what would you say that total number is? I don't know.

It's been hot and cold. We've had some really good nights of sleep, and then we've had other nights of sleep that are just like, you know, you wake up at 3 a.m. and you don't do anything until you take a nap that afternoon. Okay. So I will say that week two, the lack of sleep has really caught up. Like the general tired feeling has not felt great. And so that's just what we're fighting right now. Okay. I've acquired a 12-pack of Peach 5 Celsius.

Oh, yeah. Wow. You're buying it in bulk now. Yeah, I'm just kind of, you know, deleting them, as the kids say. Damn. It's very easy to delete Celsius at a rapid clip. I just really enjoy, like, vibes and peaches. And so anytime that you can get those juxtaposed together,

it just feels really good. How much Lions football are you consuming? A decent amount. I've been very happy. Charlie's very happy. I mean, we, we named him after Charlie batch, former lions.

Great. And so he's pretty excited that they're undefeated throughout his first two weeks of life. The lions are good, dude. Like, are we, are we going to go to the game on December 30th?

Are they playing in Arlington? Yeah. I could be talked last time you guys got invited to that game i i was i didn't get that invite but yeah we sat in flounder seats which were weirdly right in front of the cheerleaders it was it was an it was a fun experience you think that was a coincidence they're good seats they're really good seats. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I may be able to sneak out, duck out a little bit just for a little day trip. I still have a really good photo. I forgot that you're going to be with two children at that point.

Yeah. I've already thrown out T-State, Texas State bowl projections. And I'm trying to, like, I was just putting out the feelers to see how my wife would feel about me potentially going like, I don't know, to the Bahamas bowl with the boys. I just don't know if that's going to happen. She really wasn't even a fan of me like throwing out the Frisco bowl, which Frisco about, I don't know, four hours north of here. So I think I might be home for bowl season but man if there's a content angle with uh cowboys lions i think we might be able to swing that it's just a work trip it's a classic

work trip yeah i've got a photo of the both of us um standing there uh cheerleaders in the background uh with flounder taking the pick it was quite the quite the time that was a good that was a good little uh day. Remember, we watched the Ryder Cup in the car. I've always been honored that that's the background of your phone. Instead of your family or anything like that, you just have the picture of me and you at the Cowboys game. Exactly. Hey, Will, I got a question. Yeah. Do you have your fit, or I should say fits, will be there two days, picked out for the paddock area at the F1 race this weekend. I'll be honest. I I'm kind of freaking out about it. Uh,

I know one fit that's going to go very well because it's the Alfa Romeo shirt that we have and it's going to look very official. I don't know if we need to wear that Saturday or Sunday, but I'm skewing race day for that. I think it'll take us further. Uh, but like, I don't know what to lead with. I don't like F1 is very like your own stuff, which seems like it would feed into my wardrobe, but I've been, they like their stuff trim and everything, which I respect,

but I've been wearing more baggy stuff. I'm actually taking a, taking a pair of baggy J crew pants for a ride right now for maiden voyage. Not to add any pressure to your plate, but I don't think we have to wear that Alfa Romeo shirt this weekend. Right, we don't. I think we're free to just go fit crazy with it. What if I'm trying to sneak in and get into a car and drive it real quick? I think I want an Alfa Romeo shirt on.

You should bring headphones with a little mic so you look like you're actually part of the pit crew. You know what I mean? So the other day, I was taking a walk, and I stumbled upon a picnic table where an employee of the New Moody Center had left his badge behind. And I looked at it, and I was like, man, this badge could probably take me a long way i could probably slide into some uh some nice little shows yeah but instead i just left it at the main hub of the park because i'm a nice guy that was big of you you could maybe go see the killers at egos dude what's up with that like i love a surprise concert but i i don't think there's any chance of anyone getting tickets did like brett get tickets or something i feel like brett's got an inside line on that stuff no brett's driving to uh brett's going to fort worth for what's the guy's name

nate bargazzi nate bargazzi he's going to a comedy show tonight and then driving right back and driving back just a business trip dude i love going to funky town for a nice comedy show me too it's the comedy capital of the world dude there's some great great restaurants up in funky town i've been missing it i think we might need to take a trip up there ourselves oh yeah we got to go to chimmy's they got they got a jimmy beard award up there now i do chimmy's did get a jimmy beard jimmy's got a jimmy b yeah the fajita nachos that's huge huge. Have you listened to Spooky? Everyone raves about the fruited chimneys.

Yeah, it's the best. Have you listened to any Spooky? Look at any Spooky. Spooky season. Like the show? Have you listened to the podcast Spooky Season? Oh, I have not listened to yesterday's Spooky Season yet, as I cannot do that around my children,

as it is not appropriate to their age levels right now for sure yesterday specifically like do so at your own risk you know it's been tough missing spooky season having kids has honestly made me uh like Halloween a lot more than I used to and so missing spooky season it's going more than I thought it would well we got two more did you know it's. Well, we got two more. Did you know it's a five Tuesday month, including a finale that drops on Halloween? That's exciting. That's exciting. I might have a special guest for us around Halloween time in studio, but more on that when I return to the actual studio itself.

Is it Tube Socks? It is not. It is not, it is not. It is someone that I'm related to. Maybe two people I'm related to who will be in town to meet their grandson. Oh, wow.

Okay. I think I know who these people might be. We'll see. We'll see. I don't want them to get a chance or anything. They've got some fiery takes. Yeah. No,

it's spooky season, man. Anything goes. True. True. What a treat that would be. Well, we some fiery takes. No, it's spooky season, man. Anything goes. True. What a treat that would be. Well, Will, on behalf of everybody, I want to be the first to congratulate y'all. Thank you.

Congratulations. Have there been any movement on the food truck situation across the way? No. It's an empty lot still, man. Nothing over there. It's getting a little outrageous. If they don't get something over there soon, I think we just open our own. Get parks over there with the lemonade stand.

We could do a bing bong stand maybe with some pastries. What's stopping us from popping truck and handing out some homemade breakfast tacos? Like permits. But I think we could do it anyway. We don't need a permit. We're fine. You know, a lot of red tape, bureaucracy. You know how it goes, Austin.

No, it's been pretty disappointing, but we will say the people who are taking over the office next to us, they didn't come by our office, but they were checking it out yesterday. We're trying to feel out what they might do. The guy looks very, very finance-related. We don't know that that was the people. They were looking at the office.

I think the guy was a realtor. And the lady, I hope she offices over there. I like the idea. I like how we had the architecture people over there. I thought that was a pretty chill vibe for a neighbor. They were chill. They're like how we had the architecture people over there. I thought that was a pretty chill vibe for a neighbor. They were chill.

They're just out here designing buildings and stuff. Yeah, there was a, look, I'll just be up front here. There was a baddie looking at the office yesterday, Will, and I noticed. That's all I'm saying.

I mean, unless you hollered. No, you don't want to do that. You don't want to make it awkward if they move in. No, I'll wait until she moves in. I had to help Roll put Dylan's tongue back in his mouth

and his eyeballs back in his sockets. Awoo-ga. We were trying to record in here, and you just keep hearing awoo-ga over and over from the bullpen. I'm not really sure what was happening. It was weird. Dude, stop going full Pepe Le Pew, dude. I can't.

That's just who I am, man. You do stink, baby. Did you guys see my tweet yesterday about, uh, about skateboarding? No, somehow missed that one skating. Oh wait, no, the text. Yes, I did see that. Yeah. I went and took a skate yesterday and I got sniped by a friend of a friend and, uh, I was, I've never had more fear in my heart than when i asked sally if they said if i looked good or not and like i don't know what i would have done had they said like oh he looked like he was really struggling and laboring out there what were you doing were

you doing some kickflips or something dude i can't kickflip i was just ripping down the sidewalk and so then i turned around and decided to go down this like hill down toward our boat launch down there and uh i got the speed wobbles for the first time and i guess probably since i was like 18 and uh i had to bail and as i was sprinting away from the board thinking i was going to fly forward and break both my wrists i just had these visions in my head of sally screaming at me with our newborn in her arms wondering why i can't hold the newborn anymore you just double cast it up yeah i just don't think i don't think i'm going to be skating much more for a little bit i think i gotta maybe cool it yeah we would sign your cast dylan would probably draw like a little wiener on it speed

wobble sounds terrifying. Speed wobble is just a tough place to be. It is not good. I've actually started a band called the speed wobbles. Uh, while I've been out to, you've done a lot. That's a good name for a band.

Dude, the speed wobbles would go hard. Yeah. Well, we need you back here, man. We got Brett's really hitting his stride with the, um,

YouTube spooky coffee shop jazz uh situation yeah you got a whole new vibe in the office now that's absolutely not what i want to hear there's no worse time in the office than when brett is lulling us all to sleep with his ai jazz i don't know man dude it's actually pretty good yesterday we found one uh he is like a sidewalk cafe in some just really spooky town. And there was a guy serving coffee, I think. And he had just a pumpkin for a head. And it was just very vibey. There were skeletons walking around. But he was also selling pumpkins, which was weird because his head was a pumpkin.

So he was just selling his head. It was lit. Was he selling any pumpkin head loggers? That's a good question. You've got to think that those were getting dished out. I haven't had any fall beers. I might need to stop by the office and snag a couple of Guinness out of the fridge there.

You need to come by the office and there's a few things you need to grab. You have boxes piled up. We've got wine here for you. We have some Sketch 35 for you. All kinds of fun stuff, man. Yeah.

Maybe I'll schedule 35 minutes and head toward the office later this afternoon. That's good. I like what you did there. Yeah. Randy, you want to say hi to Will? Hi,

Will. Hello, Randy. Randy's just been sending me a really niche memes for the last, you know, two weeks. It's been great. That's our Randy. That sounds like Randy.

That's our guy. Well, thanks for checking in, man. Hey, it's been great. You guys might be seeing me in the morning at the office on Friday, but I'm excited to get out there and see the Circuit of the Americas and support our Alfa Romeo team. It's going to be a good weekend. All right.

All right, we'll talk to you soon. All right, guys, I'll talk to you soon. Say what up to Charlie for us. I will. All right, we'll see you. Bye-bye. All right, bye. There it goes.

There it goes well. How about that? Man, I'm loving the calls going off without a hitch. There was a time in the old studio of the old podcast. You tried to call somebody. You know, Duda was- The infamous Duda phone call. Duda was like in a magnetic field or something.

I don't know what was going on. He was calling from underwater. Parts unknown. Yeah. But yeah, we're two for two this month good stuff very cool sounded good sounded upbeat yeah he's skating he's got a big weekend coming up hopefully he's uh rested yeah i think he'll be good to go you're gonna talk about this old bag of bones or are you going to go to that ad read right now, Dave? You know I'm always ready to talk bags of bones.

Yeah, we'll hold off on the now deceased 104-year-old. Oh, yeah, I forgot she's deceased. That's what I will refer to her as. Someone's grandma, maybe someone's great-grandma, but you can call her whatever you want. It doesn't change the fact that she was an old bag of bones. That's fair. Man, I'll tell you what. I need to get better at budgeting my food expenses, especially this fall.

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Can I tell you about a meal that I made two nights ago? Yes. I made a pork cast. It's like a pork casserole dish oh yeah it comes with chips so it's basically if you want to make nachos with them you can oh yeah uh i loved them my son went ape shit on these things he absolutely loved it he was like can you please make that again really soon i said said, well, maybe, but we have a leftover. So we had it two nights in a row. It was excellent.

I also made, there's a grilled chicken dish I made last week that was fantastic. The panko crusted blue cheese chicken? Was it that one? Because that one's good. This was like a, you know what? That is what it was. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. You're right. That's what it was. And a chicken empanada. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Parks also was really into it. Yeah. You toss those in the oven or toss them in the air fryer.

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Been champing at the bit. I've been chomping, but you've been champing. I don't mean to be insensitive when I talk about old bags of bones. I say that endearingly. Like, old bag of bones. Like, you've lived a long, beautiful life. Why did you turn into Christopher Walken? Old bag of bones.

Old bag of bones. A long life. Lived. Well lived. All right. Have you read her name yet? Don don't do it i haven't i swear all right can i guess yeah dolores close eleanor close deborah no it's not barbara it's not ruth patty dor not Ruth. Patty? Dorothy. Ah. You don't see that name anymore.

That's a throwback. Love the name Dorothy. Dorothy Hoffner tried to set the world record by being the oldest person to skydive at 104 years old outside of Chicago. And guess what? She did it. Yes. She told a cheering crowd moments after touching down that age is just a number and that's facts yeah that's true um however i would argue that sky diving at 104 is probably a riskier endeavor than doing it at say 24 uh we do have to know

has this been confirmed fragile bones davey has this been confirmed brittle bones the bad news just a bag of brittle bones is what dorothy was yeah she passed away not from the skydive but days later so that's sad how many days later like less less than 15. Okay. Okay. I don't know the number. I don't know the... So this article was published October 3rd.

They didn't do an update? And then... And she has... Bad journalism. She has since passed away. And that was 15 days ago. Oh, man. So she gone.

But... Well, you know what? You can't take this away from her. It's not tragic if you die doing what you love. That's true. And maybe she kind of did i don't know maybe this was like maybe that when you're 104 it's like it's it's sad for for the immediate family right but it's like man you fucking you did it you did it hey you did it your way uh what what's dorothy you think her friends got the news like hey dorothy passed like oh my gosh so so skydiving then because i know that that's what she was doing no just old age but on the heels of

a skydive right she got the skydive off the tick the ticker was going brazy like it was like oh are we really doing that's a lot of stress on the ticker there you know what the ticker is i believe that's the heart that's right that's a lot of stress on the ticker a lot of stress on the ticker randy uh yeah that's i wouldn't recommend this i mean i'm not a doctor and i'll plan to be i mean if you want if you have uh aims of seeing 105 or 110 and you're 104 don't do it but if you like if you just want to be 104 once you clear the the 100 the century mark let's fucking get wild let's start doing shit that is reckless how old was hw bush when he sky dove i believe he was in his 80s oh i thought he was older than that yeah i forgot about that i was uh i was 17 when i sky dove

certified bag of bones though when he did it or 18 i was uh i was a young adult i will never skydove. Certified bag of bones when he did it. Or 18. I was a young adult. I will never skydive. I'd done it once. I don't really need to do it again unless I, you know, unless I ended up taking that offer that I got to, you know, join the Delta Force. Did it meet expectations? Yeah.

I really had to. I didn't know I was doing it. He didn't tell me. The guy, the family friend I was visiting didn't tell me i was doing it he didn't tell me the the guy the friend family friend i was visiting didn't tell me i was doing it until the morning of i was like oh okay and at 18 you'll be surprised to learn so not only is the male brain not completely developed at 18 but at 17 18 you're a total fucking idiot for the most part so i was just like oh yeah cool is it true that you guys were floating down and you decided to cut loose and

pull the second shoot like a few, a few hundred feet from ground? Uh, yeah, something like that. Well, my shoot wouldn't deploy. So I had to like air body surf to a different skydiver and grab onto him and

just ride down, holding onto him like a koala bear with a tree just gripping him tightly wow i saw a video no less than what three or four days ago of some dude who's shoot deployed like it's supposed to but then uh he kind of started doing like a twirl thing because it was windy i think and he got wrapped up then it got all tangled up and he got wrapped up and it got all tangled up and he just started he just fell to the earth i can't remember how it ended i can guess i think he i think he survived but i can't remember if he cut loose from that and pulled the second shoot or if he just found a way to untangle i can't remember talk about a terrifying situation a lot of people all it takes is one video like

that i'm fucking out no now i'm not doing it no a lot of people it it takes is one video like that i'm fucking out no no i'm not doing it no a lot of people it's not the first or second shoot you got to worry about your poop shoot because some people just crap their pants did you no did you poop your pants no i wore a big adult diaper though but it was clean i don't need to to feel death the threat of death to to to to feel alive you know that's where you and i differ that's why i don't i don't ride roller coasters because it feels like death is i'll compare the two it feels like death is imminent that's how scared well i only ride them when it's 56 degrees out yeah that's the perfect temperature i'll tell you what's worse than both of those bungee jumping did that

fuck that did that on my 16th birthday in Padre. South Padre. Seen a video of that thing? Fucking snaps. Calm down. I think statistically bungee jumping, more accidents happen bungee jumping than skydiving. Yeah, I think so too. Or maybe the-

Your room for error is less on a skydive. I just, I don't need to do that. I'm okay with my two feet on the ground dave that's where i want to be but feet on the ground head in the clouds shout out to dorothy who survived she did survive the the initial skydive she did not survive uh old age just days later a life well lived we think She may have had a terrible life. I don't know. Hopefully it was beautiful.

Fuck. Shout out to Dorothy, though. Anything else you want to speculate about her life? No. Hopefully she was surrounded by loved ones. Fuck. Is this guy serious? Jeez.

I don't want to live to be 104, man. Her great grandkid probably listens to the show Push me off of Just end it when I'm like If I hit 90 Like that's enough for me You're trying to end it at 90? That's enough

Dude Dylan that's not that far for you You're not kidding I'm almost halfway there Cause you know I won't be 90 when you turn 90 So I will be in position to take you out You'll be right behind me Yeah pushing you off the fucking bridge Whatever you want me to do I will be in position to take you out. You'll be right behind me. Yeah, pushing you off the fucking bridge

or whatever. Whatever you want me to do. Yeah, I'm almost halfway to 80, man. Is that how you want me to do it? Do you want me to push you off a bridge or do you want me to do

something more methodical? Can you just choke me out? Gladly. Or just, how about one of those cattle, those cattle, like no country

for old men? Yeah. That's just lights. that's just turning your lights out that's gotta be a really pleasant way to go i don't know if it's pleasant i think it is i don't think you feel a thing this is getting dark we don't have to keep doing this shout out to dorothy though uh it's funny that's dude that's cool It is cool. It was a tandem jump, should say. Yeah. Well, yeah.

It was a tandem jump. We'd be sick if it wasn't. The first time my mom sky dove, she did it solo. Shout out to mom. She took extra classes to get certified for it, and she's like, I'm ready. And she broke her leg when she landed. Oh, no. What?

My mom was very accident prone. She didn't tell our family that she was doing it because she knew that we wouldn't let her so she showed up to the house one day with a like a full leg cast we're like uh hi what happened she goes i went skydiving this morning god you did what that's pretty rad it was kind of sick she was probably like early 40s at the time god dude that reminds me of the time I went skydiving. And then after that, immediately just went like mountain, Rocky Mountain specifically, climbing. Yeah.

And after that, I met this guy at the bar named Bull. And he had a Fu Manchu. And no, we just hung out, Randy. He's a good dude. You remember Bull? He's a listener anyway for how long broke my wrist yeah how long did you guys hang out what is the i don't know three seven seconds 4.7 what is it it's not long it wasn't no 11 seconds i'll tell you that i'll tell you what's the number on the bull ride 11 9? Nine seconds? I think it's 4.7.

No, but what's the actual number? Like if you're riding bulls like I used to do? I think it's like 11, 12, something like that around that time. It'd be cool if there was some cowboy who just refused to get thrown off the bull. And they're just like, dude, all right, your time's up, man. He just breaks the bull. He breaks the bull. It's my bull, no. Tim McGraw went skydiving

fuck then he went Rocky Mountain climbing and then he went 2.7 seconds on a bull not that good not that good

yeah 2.7 is not that much I like the guys who get 11 seconds at least he tried it I like the Italians well you just gotta get to 8 oh is it 8? it's 8?

we've been sitting here throwing out incorrect numbers well it's something like that 8's the number oh 8 seconds that's the name of the movie yeah Oh, is it eight? It's eight? We've been sitting here throwing out incorrect numbers. Something like that. Eight's the number. Oh, eight seconds. That's the name of the movie. Yeah.

Unless they changed it, which I don't know why they would. They should change it. The bull riders are getting too good. The bulls are getting stronger, though. Good. I found myself watching some... I get served weird reels and I was watching like some, it wasn't fails, but it was kind of like that. But yeah, it was just a lot of bull fighting mishaps. A lot of, a lot of people doing the, uh, the rodeo thing where you stand in a circle and see how long you can stay in the circle while they just let a bull out and just people

getting trucked. Uh, the first rodeo I went to one of the bull riders you can stay in the circle while they just let a bull out. Just people getting trucked. The first rodeo I went to, one of the bull riders got carried off in a stretcher, so that was something. Did that end your career? No, I went to a rodeo after. You kept on going to the rodeo to watch? Yeah, I was trying to get that rush again. You're going to be the oldest attendee of a rodeo. 104-year-old Randy Tremblacki attended his last rodeo.

Imagine if Dorothy wanted to ride a bull. It's just a bad idea. Instead of skydive. Yeah, of those three things, I think skydiving is the only one you can do at 104. Definitely can't climb a mountain. You just don't have the grip strength at 104 to... If she were to get thrown off,

she'd just be like a literal bag of just shattered bones and it'd be real sad is that how you want to go at 90 very brittle i think at 90 i'm gonna be like hey man i'm gonna call you i'll be like dude uh you gotta come check out this thing and you're gonna show up and it's gonna be a rodeo what is this and be like hey man riding until i'm just dead i'm gonna just throw you on the biggest meanest bowl what's his name gonna be todd todd the big mean bull he's a mean mother effer he doesn't need a badass name he's gonna look up at you and just in his head be like this is for bevo he's just gonna rock your ass i love bevo though why would bevo have like bevo looks generally unhappy every time he's at a game you hear what i said he's got beef with me because it's a bull

dave i don't think steers are capable of facial expression yeah you know people understand people have seen bevo they know the body language is someone who who was really an expert in do you remember when bull body language when ugga stepped to him he has not a good move by ugga you remember when ugga stepped to him randy i don't even know who ugga is ugga is the georgia bulldog mascot the the live one oh and he stepped to his bebo this is when they had their bowl game several years back the we are back game actually we're back they introduced the animals for some stupid reason before the game and bevo like tried to escape his enclosure and was got really close to the getting them with the horn i hope the people the handlers for whoever introduced

that uh we're no longer handling the animals because how did they think that was gonna go you mess with the bull you get the horns dave yeah it almost it almost took out a cameraman shout out ugga though i think they've replaced that ugga since there's a new retired they're on like their 20 something ugga yeah when that when those uggas get a little too old like 14 or 15 they take them skydiving he used to say how your ex-girlfriend was an uggo what did that mean she loved uggs oh yeah yeah i see she would always she would wear them it'd be warm out and she'd be wearing uggs i'd be like you're crazy for that it's wild it's like i know it smell crazy in there oh oh you know it smell crazy in there hey uh the dorothy though. Yeah, forgot that was the story.

It's been fun so far. Potential awkward sitch for me at the gym. I see it. I see it on the rundown. I've been wondering what the hell happened. At the risk of knowing that there could, I doubt there's any trainers there that listen. They surely would have asked for an autograph or a pick or like like a game one shirt or something that hasn't happened but okay i was approached while i was

doing uh deadies i was doing some trap bar deadlifts a few weeks back and something happened that normally doesn't happen the trainers rarely come up to you out of nowhere. A trainer comes up to me. I'd never seen him before. And he goes, hey, lifting heavy today. I was not lifting heavy. I think he was joking because I was lifting. That's not funny.

It was fine. I don't care. I'm not trying to blow my back out. At least not that day. And I was like, oh, yeah, man. Just trying to – it's a longevity play. I don't know what I said. Whatever I said, I'm sure it was awkward and stupid.

That sounds like a Dave-ism. It is. And he's like, I'm the new trainer here. I said, oh, fuck yeah, man. He goes, you got anything you're working on? I'm like, yeah, I'm just trying to like – 39. I got a friend who's about to turn 40 i'm like it just kind of really got me rethinking this whole thing that felt unnecessary yeah we were talking it's just just you know locker room talk and uh he's like hey you want

to book a you want to do a free consultation and i was like you know what those are good to do every few years just so you can make sure my form's good make sure i'm not doing something that's hurting me long term why not try to break through that plateau maybe yeah and i you know the plateau is real so he gets my number from their database and he starts texting me setting setting up times. We set up one time. I have to cancel because I think that was the week Rhodes was sick. And I was like, dude, I can't do it. Sorry, let's do next Friday. So we did next Friday. And it was very clear 8 a.m. was the time. Okay. 8 a.m. Because do it, done at nine, shower, come to the office, be here nine 30 ish. He's like, okay, cool. And then, um, Thursday rolls around and I, I reach out to him through the text to confirm

like, Hey, just want to make sure we're still on. He's like, yeah, man, seven, right? No, no, no, no. Eight o'clock. I see the above reference conversation. no, no, no. Eight o'clock. I see the above reference conversation. And he's like, Oh man, I would, can we reschedule? He's like, I'm, I'm, I'm already, I'm already booked for that. Like, okay. I'm like, yeah, I'll see what I can do. And then he re I didn't, at that point I was like done. I was like, I'm not going to rebook with this guy. I don't really want to, you know, I don't need this. I was just kind of, he kind of forced me into it I feel like

by approaching me in person. I was trying to do him a solid because he's a new trainer. Anyway. You can't do a third reschedule. So he asked me, he hit me with a text, emojis included,

and I didn't respond. I didn't, I meant to respond, but I was doing something with Rhodes, taking care of Rhodes. He was sick. And I just never responded.

So I kind of ghosted the guy, which I understand is not cool. He's a trainer, though. Here's the deal. I see him every day. And he knows who I am because, obviously, I'm a well-known podcast personality. And you put on an absolute show at the gym. I go in there and I fuck shit up.

They're having to ask me to stop slamming the weights weights please don't throw the kettlebells women taking their tops off like all kinds of stuff yeah i wish they'd stop taking their top off man planet fitness you get thrown out yeah well that's why i'm banned from every planet fitness and throwing the weights around lunk alarm oh i'll fucking do it anyway i'll fucking do it again i'll fucking do it again bunch of lungs over here. Yep. Lunk alarm? Yeah, that's what it's called, the lunk alarm.

That if you're throwing away, like grunting and throwing out, you're a lunk. Call me the lunk daddy because I'll fucking do it. College of lunks. College of lunks. You know what I mean? What emojis were in the text? I think it was just like muscle arm. Whatever.

All trainers have got to use that one. Unnecessary detail to the story, but I was aware that emojis were getting used unironically. I should have got back to him, but it was not on my high priority list at that time. And too much time has passed now to where i can't just reach out to him and be like hey man just want you to know like that i'm gonna i'm not gonna make that uh two week ago appointment that i already missed

but i do see him legitimately every day you haven't been up in a while to that lifetime but they restructured it to where there's no there's a desk right when you walk up the stairs, and there's always a trainer at that desk. And it's often him. You should towel whip his ass in the locker room. Yeah, he's often. I don't know. And that way, just break the tension with a nice towel whip.

This is more therapeutic for me. I understand that if anyone's in the wrong here, it's me. He jacked up the schedule. Fine. That's his, you know, he didn't mean to do that. Me, I just ghosted him. After two reschedules. I never ghost anybody.

After two reschedules, if you have to do a third, it's just not meant to be. It's not meant to be. That goes for a first date or a trainer session or whatever it might be. Two reschedules is max. I'll blow my back out if I do, so be it. Stop saying that. Deadlifts are very, very injury prone. What do you mean?

I have hurt my back deadlifting. That's why I do the trap bar, dude. It's a little bit easier on the lower back. I was maxing out at 1,200 pounds, though. That's probably why. Really? Yeah. I shouldn't have done that.

I probably should have dialed it back to like 11. Those are like strongman numbers yeah yeah how much can you deadlift on the moon you think oh at least at least 10 times that what i don't know man all you have to do is get it started and then there's no gravity there is gravity no it's like i'm pretty sure there's no gravity no the gravity there is gravity that's, it's like the Earth. I'm pretty sure there's no gravity at all. No, the gravity comes up from the bottom. Gravity comes from the moon. That's how those fuckers can walk on the moon. No, it's because of magnets. All right.

Well, there's no oxygen. You guys, look, you guys don't respect space. I understand that. No, that's the gravity of the situation is a little bit over your head right now. See, there's gravity. Okay. Show space respect one effing time for a player.

I'm sorry. Has space ever respected us, Dave? Why are we having trouble saying space? It's a tough word. Nobody respects space more than me. You know, I'm friends with a couple astronauts. What are their names? Clayton and... tanner jason you know i actually went to the school of astronauts so i respect yeah but you didn't study it i went to hue you did you study

astronomy aerospace engineering i went to nasa as a child your girl studies astrology a lot of women do a lot of studies astrology. A lot of women do. A lot of men do. Yeah, a lot of people do. What do you think about it? As I've said before, I can't disprove it. Therefore, I will listen to people who have something to say about it. I don't personally buy into it, but I can't disprove it.

So go off. I went to a palm reader recently. What'd they tell you like you will live a long fulfilled life and then you will jump out of a plane with a guy on your back in tandem and you will successfully skydive at age 105 and you will set the new record for oldest days later you will successfully skydive at age 105. And you will set the new record for oldest skydiver. Days later, you will pass away naturally. And then days later, you will pass away. You will deadlift.

You will deadlift. You will set a personal record, a PR. You will deadlift, and you will be lifting so much weight that your arms just rip right out of the sockets that's what you will bleed out you will bleed out at planet fitness and they will in addition to having to call an ambulance they will cancel your membership and you will die and they'll sound the lunk alarm for sure i'm going to guess they you will be the oldest lunk of all time do you really pronounce it ambulance no okay there's a viral video on that video called the ambulance he said

he got fucked up by the epic beard guy remember that geez yeah that was his name it's like a 15 year old video no one knows what we're talking about oh black betty ambulance yeah it's a good remix yeah it rings a bell okay you ever been to a palm reader? I can't say that I have. I'm open to it, though. I told you about that time that I got a massage. Yeah, I think you might have. That was weird. And the lady was like, she just went in on it.

She's like, I got stuff to tell you if you want to hear it. And she just laid it out for me, some of which was accurate, some of which proved over time to be not so much. Yeah, she, I don't know her. You could throw out some stuff there's stuff that applies to everybody and if you throw it out like you catch somebody in a you're in a pretty um vulnerable state when you're getting a massage often you're nude and you have a little towel wrapped around you so you're just kind of there to relax open up and then someone starts

telling you they're going to read your future or whatever what are you going to say no like i'm good yeah yo absolutely not you got to hear him out you got to hear him out yeah we don't have to spend too much time on this but i just want to know is meat sauce worth losing your job? Bolognese. Or bolognese. Probably not. I could. Let's get to the story. I have a question, like a general question about the situation.

Explain to the people at home what's going on here. This happened over in London, around London way. Across the pond. But an analyst, a finance analyst from Citi. Dylan just did this. Why did you stand up to blow your nose? To get away from the mic. I could have just muted your mic. Yeah, but you were reading a story.

I think you got between our mics, so we ended up just picking it up. It's fine. Whatever. He was let go for overexpensing uh and uh on a business trip and and that included um a couple coffees um a couple sandwiches and some bolognese some meat sauce and pasta meat sauce which i will say it's not it's not on my mount rushmore of italian dishes so he lied okay he lied he just didn't report it he over he over look this is city they have the money this shouldn't be that big of a

deal they were looking for a reason to fire this guy i just want to know if it was worth it what do you mean he didn't report it so like on your maybe on his expense report or use the i don't know okay but he did sue them. Here's my question. And lost. I've never had a job where you get to expense meals like this. Never. Like fill out an actual expense report.

That's some corporate shit that we... I've had an expense report before. I've never been a part of. Isn't it just generally accepted that people just kind of stretch the truth on these all the time? Or do you have to do it like down to the penny on everything that you spent? No, I think most places are pretty by the book. I don't know about now. I'm basing this on my one time working in a place to where I had an expense report. And part of our job was taking people to lunch. So that was a big part. So it was,

you had to be very, and by the way, I was doing PF Chang's twice a week and I'm not kidding. Fort Worth. Will was talking about fine dining in Fort Worth. PF Chang's in Fort Worth goes real hard. I was doing Kung Pao chicken twice a week. It was not,

not a great time fitness speaking, but yeah, no. So like, I just, I just want to know. It's just, uh, was it worth worth it i'm not a meat sauce guy first of all that's a cold weather dish you don't do meat sauce in the summer a lot of places still offer it it's not a warm weather dish you can you can but it's just

it's so hearty it's giving it's giving cold it's a stew. It's not a soup. No, but dude, it's very stew-like. It's very... Not when you dump it over some al dente spaghetti. You crushed that. I know. Clip that. Just that. Don't clip that.

No context. Don't clip that shit. I said we didn't have to spend a lot of time on it. You can eat that shit in July if you want to. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna, let's agree to disagree on that. He said,

on that day I skipped breakfast and I only had one coffee in the morning. For lunch I had one sandwich with a drink and one coffee in the restaurant and took another coffee back to the office with me

and had a second sandwich in the afternoon which also served as my dinner. So it sounds like he might have been intermittently fasting. He's eaten too many sandwiches. That's a lot of sandwiches mix it up player which over the in europe they do they have smaller portions i feel like on the sandwich here made the mistake randy

was here uh that place down the way that brett and i've been trying to eat at we did finally eat it they've got a great sandwich a great italian sub do they if you order the large it is no one is consuming that all in one sitting and here's the problem with like an italian sub do they if you order the large it is no one is consuming that all in one sitting and here's the problem with like an italian sub it's got a lot of oil on it you got to eat that thing in the next 12 hours otherwise like next day it's not as good sogs up the bread yeah you don't want that some people like that not me by the way what what a burger's got to figure that shit out their buns are so soggy really yeah when's the last time you had what a burger it's been a minute because that because they saw

they sogged up the bun one too many times dude i swear they do it all they do it a lot soggy buns the soggy bun boys i'll tell you what man the men of constant sorrow anyone who who claims that Whataburger does a good burger is just full of shit. It's a fine burger. There's too much Texan pride speaking up inside them. It's not very good. Their chicken is good. That's crazy. Okay.

Their chicken's the best. I'd probably get their chicken over any other place that's similar. I wouldn't go that far, but it is by far the best thing that they do there. Anyway, we don't need to go off on that. That's a whole other situation. Bolognese. Would you go Burger King right now? Or Whataburger?

But you can't do chicken. I literally have never had a Burger King burger. Never had a Whopper. You got to choose one, hotshot. They do mustard, right? You can't do mustard. I was actually driving in today, and I saw In-N-Out, and I saw the big shake on their thing.

I was thinking, you know what? I'd probably rather have a Whopper than an In-N-Out burger. I like In-N-Out's burger. I do not like it. Their fries, certified trash. Question for you, Wacky. Yes. Have you tried the Taco Bell breakfast tacos?

I've had the Crunchwrap Supreme thing that they do. That's not the question. And I think I've had their taco. Answer the question, Randy. The breakfast taco? The breakfast taco. The breakfast Crunchwrap Supreme thing is good. It's like the egg, and then it has bacon or sausage in it,

and then it has a hash brown, and then it's all a tortilla like a Crunchwrap Supreme. Really good. That's a full-ass item. It's delicious. I'm very open to trying the breakfast taco. I mean, as far as breakfast tacos that you're going to get in Texas, in Austin, it's not like the other good ones. It's not as good as a Torchy's?

Like a taco deli or whatever. Dylan's always riding for Torchy's. No, I'm not. That's Klein. Is he like Torchy's? He texted us out of the blue one day, and he was like, anyone who makes fun of Torchy's tacos

is just, they're trying too hard. I like Torchy's. I was like, all right, Klein. I like their sage rush. That's not what I said. Dude, that's almost exactly what he said. Okay, fine. I'm going to try.

Let's post it on the wash page. I like Torchy's. I'll say it. Well, maybe this weekend, in between all the fun we'll be having, we can find ourselves at Torchy's eating tacos. But that means it's time for This Weekend f1 presented by our good friends at alfa romeo they posted the tonale on the gram this morning and i liked it and it made me it made me want to go back to a couple weeks ago when we were whipping that thing around town going to dq getting hunger busters in it take me back take me back the all-new tonale loaded with tech the large touch

screen the safety tech the automatic emergency braking that's nice to know hey dylan dylan can i interest you in some uh some safety air-conditioned seats that sounds fantastic it's gonna be warm tomorrow it's fun to drive. It's got alpha performance. I didn't know what that meant until I got behind the wheel. And I really enjoyed driving that. It's fun to drive. It's so fun to drive. It's got the different settings you can choose from. Oh yeah. There's an eco, there's a sport mode. Yeah. Awesome. Italian exterior, Italian interior. The design is very unique. You won't see anything like it. It's the Italian craftsmanship. You get in it and you're like, what is this?

And you're like, it's got to be the Italian craftsmanship, man. So good. Like Dylan said, plug-in hybrid technology, the freedom to choose between gas or electric, 32 miles all electric, 360 miles total range. Learn more about the Alfa Romeo Tonale at alfa romeo usa.com what are you laughing at i'm laughing at um you can't say tonale without putting some some flavor on it you do it with an accent and it's really funny to me every single time you can't just say tonale i'm just reading

the copy to tonale every time i'm just reading the copy dude every time i'm just reading the copy like every other word in the sentence is is very american and then you go to now do you think they'll let me uh what if like as a brand activation like at f1 like just all of a sudden it's like oh there's a there's a tonale on the track a tonale okay maybe my, that's Tonale's music. Maybe. That's Tonale's music. Tonale. Tonale. Oh, my God. It's Sinatra.

What are you doing this weekend? We're calling this one This Weekend in F1. Yeah, you'll note that I read that. Yeah. This Weekend in F1. The reason- Freaking lunch. What is it?

Lurk? Lunk. Lunk. Lunk. Lunk. and freaking lunch what is it lurk lunk lunk lunk yeah we uh we are going to f1 on saturday and on sunday b2b and folks guess what we're not just like sitting in the stands with the rest of these uh common folk well randy brett and i okay uh yeah will dave and me i we are going uh we have incredible access to the f1 race we have a paddock access i'm gonna pull up to the paddock with a paddock on my wrist

yo a car is picking us up saturday morning did you know that here at the office 10 30 huh no 9 30 9 8 thing i can look at the thing you know that's yeah we'll find out and taking us to the race we have a tour of the garage off of a male garage they're gonna let me kick the tires uh probably not would you kick the the softs and mediums or the hards? I'm kicking the hards. Okay. I might kick the softs around a little bit. Yeah? See what happens. Okay.

You kick the softs, you're like, a little more air in here. Hey, this thing's running about 35 PSI, bud. Let's get it up. Yeah, we have a garage tour, like I said. Hospitality, they're going to feed us and provide us drinks. What if all they fed us was bolognese?

I'd be done with that. Here's the meat sauce that all the drivers eat. We have a meet and greet with the drivers. We get to do what's called a hot lap. Ooh, been there. Do you know what a hot lap is, Dave? I'm probably thinking of something different. Go ahead.

I know generally what it is. We're getting in a car. We're taking a lap. I don't know what kind of car we're getting in. Bro, take a lap, bro. That comment was not it. Are we getting in a car we're taking a lap i don't know what kind of car we're getting in bro take a lap bro that comment was not it are we getting in a tonali probably i'm hoping as much as i love the tonale i i'm hoping it is an f1 f1 cars are famously one seaters so i don't think we're getting okay well maybe it's like the pace car which is not a f1 car no but they could they could do some other shit there i'm really curious what's

gonna happen here i i the hot lap hopefully i can take my phone in the car too that'd be so sick this access that we're getting is ridiculous i'm really excited for it was he was he wrapping presents out there what is he doing i'm sure what it's not like he was what's doing? Opening up some wrapping paper. He's getting ready for the hot lap. We got an itinerary. We got a guide, like a paddock access guide that says what to wear.

We have to wear closed-toed shoes because we'll be in the garage. It says you're allowed to ask the drivers for pictures, but if they say no, respect it and give them space because they're very busy that day. Of course, they got a lot going on. You don't think I'm going to get a pick with TB? Valtteri.

It starts with a V. I'm calling him Terry. It's Botas. And look, this is going to be sick, man. We had a pit lane walk at 1130 on Saturday. I'm going to jog it. I wish you won it. So the hot laps are called f1 pirelli

hot laps oh of course pirelli is the tire mate that's right i'll be kicking those pirellis uh okay i'm gonna be like i'm gonna i'm gonna be like hey this is cool this is you can race this thing tomorrow first thing i'm doing putting spinners on it you want my two cents i think those might be a little heavy for uh racing we got chopped blades on this bitch and look all this is saturday supposed to be for the boy that's the sprint race the sprint race is saturday so we're going back sunday for the actual race and we get to do this shit all over again we We haven't even gotten that itinerary yet, Dave. Ooh.

So like there's a chance one of us might, might be driving. I don't think so. I don't think they're going to trust just some random idiots. Some idiot podcast. Will DeVries sounds like an F1 driver. Will DeVries? Or just Dylan Chivary. My last name is French.

Allegedly. No, it's a French last name. That's the origin. So, this is going to be sick, man. It's going to be a fun weekend. Hospitality situation. I'm just hammering the ball in the maze when I'm in there. What if, are you going to get to do the thing where you stand between the cars

and you got like a little shirt on showing off your, your, your abs and you got the flags and crop top crop top. And you go, you say, gentlemen, start your engines. And then you do like bend down and throw the flag. They haven't asked me to do that yet, but if they do, you bet your ass I'm doing it. I guess they don't do it like that anymore. they have like a tower where somebody goes i think you're thinking of like cruising usa the video game yeah or greece yeah that too everyone just breaks into song and dance yeah choreographed greece lightning go greece lightning this is gonna be sick man

it'll probably be monaughey, right? I don't know There will be some noteworthy Austinites in there In addition to us We're gonna be rubbing elbows with some people now, Dave Yeah, it's gonna be interesting Some people who are much cooler than we are I just hope people aren't coming up to me like, hey, can I get a pic? I'm like, dude, I'm here doing work, man

I just don't have time McConaughey's like, how do you guys make money? I do it Who do you think? Elon? You think Elon and Joe will be there keep elon away i think elon's a little uh dorky controversial maybe it's vinnie chase the way you looked at me after you said it stupid like that adrian grenier yeah could be i once held the door for me and my son. Could be Riggins. Probably not. He's the Neok in the wilderness. I don't know if he's in the wilderness.

I don't know if he lives there anymore. We could just guess celebs. Do you think Abbott might roll out there? Okay. Okay. Wow. We might have to edit that out, Randy. What the fuck?

Wow. I don't know, Randy, if Abbott's going gonna roll out there in his wheelchair like maybe is that what you're that's that is how he gets around duncanville zone anyway let's let's let's wrap this all right um dave you any anything else to add to this no i mean that's that's legit my weekend yeah shout out to my mother-in-law, who actually went to high school with Greg Abbott. Fun fact. That's cool. She's going to be down taking care of baby boy. Baby bro.

Oh. I got to get someone to watch Stella for me. That's a long time away from the crib. Yeah, Saturday especially. I think both days. Yeah. My dad will take her anyway that's for another check how on wolf all right we can we can leave bye bye Thank you.