Circling Back - Celsius Will, Dune Cups, and Pyramid Burials

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

The squad is railed out on Celsius, collab albums, Elmo ruining everyone's Monday, Dead and Co announces Sphere, getting buried in a pyramid, squad copping Dune cups, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (21:10) Do We Need A 50 Cent/Eminem Album (32:36) Celsius Will Different (41:10) Elmo Taking Some Ls in the Chat (43:00) What Do I Need To Do To Get You Guys To The Sphere? (49:37) Bury me with the Dune cup (1:05:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (BACKER for 20% off) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  For Wellness: www.forwellness.com (code CIRCLING for 25% off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from hq my name is will defries to my left. David Roth. Non-spawn. Spawn. Oh, fuck. Start over. Nope.

No. We're absolutely. Unfortunately, we're absolutely not starting over. Yeah. It's just simply not happening. Yeah. That's what's up. Spawn. Dude, what's your problem?

I don't want people to see what that was. When optimization fires back. It's rare to have Dave sprint off camera. Oh, man. Wrong pipe? What happened there, player? Wrong pipe. Man.

The right pipe. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. I'll give Dave a little breathing room. Yeah, some personal news real quick to share with everyone. Yeah, I'm going to try the eight milligram lucy today folks i'm gonna pop up from the four and go to eight just see what happens see how it treats me i think i'm ready i think i'm finally ready i'm putting in work and doing the force for a while now it's been treating me nicely but i'm ready to to go up to the bigs dude i didn't realize that when celsius will decided to unveil himself i didn't realize the ripple effectselsius will decided to unveil himself i

didn't realize the ripple effects this would have yeah it's time i've got the boys just absolutely pushing the envelope in the office right now because i'm just drinking numerous celsius no one no one does double celsius before even showing up to work why i don't know if i believe you that's 400 i had a grape rush when i woke up this morning. You need to fucking calm down. And then I paired it with a banana muffin, a homemade one from Sally. And then when I got to the office today, I took an Oasis vibe out of my bag and just chugged that down. You went Celsius, muff, Celsius. Yes. It's never been done.

Hold on. It's never been done before. Phrase that. No, the phrasing's fine for the non-perverted types. The cool thing about Oasis vibe is that it just tastes like a lager. Does it? You're my Wonderwall. Oasis.

Ah, the band. Yeah. Yeah. Famously Mancunian. First CD I ever bought. No, you didn't. I swear. No, that's too cool for you, dude. Wonderwall. No. Yeah. Famously Mancunian. First CD I ever bought. No, you didn't. I swear. No, that's too cool for you, dude.

Wonderwall. No, that's too cool for you, dog. I was obsessed with that song for a minute when CDs were hot in the streets. Wow, dude. Mine was Blues Traveler. Mid. I bet your collection was pretty meat and potatoes, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. I was a mainstream kind of guy. If it wasn't on the radio, I didn't know about it. Did you have a four disc booklet that you'd go through, or did you just have like the two? I had a four. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Was it empty? It was 60% full. Most of that was just burned CDs that I made, just mixtapes, Dave. Think about how much room that took up when we'd get on the plane as kids and we had our four Four page CD binder. I made one for your girl, by the way Hold on which which girl you know the one my high school girlfriend, huh? That's weird because you were like 30 at the time. I sent her one. No, that's a little odd

We were in high school for that's a question. I think we graduated the same year. You got some questions What year did you graduate high school david 2006 bullshit 2002 just like your boy um before i choked on my um sponsored content do y'all think since meatball ron dropped out do you think he's still rocking the boot wedge or do you think he's like back to like wearing his boots like a normal person no he's committed to it he definitely looked at his wife and she was like are you still gonna do it and he looked at her and he's like i can't go back now you can't show up four inches shorter at the next public appearance at some point i feel like you have to like your heels

like will demand it he doesn't have those campaign funds rolling in anymore he can't just get custom boots every single time you know he's got the one pair that he's been treating. What if he put on a high heel, like, underneath the boot? He's got some Lou Bootens, some red bottoms. Okay, I could get behind that, because then you're not trying to hide anything. It's out there in front of everybody. Have you guys seen the theories of Taylor Swift in the election? No, but I want to hear it. I have an

article pulled up if you want to hear what the theories are. Lay it on me. There's two different theories. Lay it on me, daddy. Okay. God damn it. Here's one theory. The first theory is that Taylor Swift is working with Roger Goodell to announce her Biden endorsement during the Super Bowl. I don't think Goodell's a big Biden guy. Am I wrong? I can't speak for Goodell.

I'm talking about Taylor Swift. Right. You said Goodell, and he made an Adele play. And there's also the theory out here that Taylor Swift is a satanic agent of witchcraft, sent here by Satan to keep God's chosen one, Donald Trump, out of the White House. That one's more believable. That I believe. That one's more believable than the first one.

I could get behind that. People are really, really taking things a long way to try to prove these theories. I left in the heiress tour. I skipped the part where she brought out the trees and did all the pagan rituals, things of that nature. I just didn't want that energy. I talk about these things kind of as a joke. But then we start to go back to touching you know touching based a conspiracy podcast beyond the paywall and we've talked about so many mind control experiments before that like can i really say that maybe taylor swift isn't a secret agent

it's it's not impossible another way to say that is uh's possible. She does look exactly like the daughter of Anton LaVey, I believe the founder of the Church of Satan, Zena LaVey. I think we talked about this at some point. I've seen that one, yeah. That's like a real theory out there, that they're the same person. I'm more of a Zena warrior princess guy myself. Shut up. It's a little weird. I mean, here's the thing.

Yeah, she does look a lot like that. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, you got to start wondering if she's actually Satanan maybe she got some adrenochrome maybe found a blood boy blood girl adrena person i don't think i don't think she was ever on laguna beach or the hills it's a name play adrena patridge is her name she is very beautiful to me. I think she might be single now if you want to...

Audrina? If you want to toss a little Mario meme into her DMs. I saw her in a Vegas casino one time. Was she beautiful? I was shocked at how gorgeous she was by RL. I had such a big crush on her back in the day when that show first came out. Yeah.

I was taken aback. Laguna Beach, just as like a an entity really changed the trajectory of my life a lot it made me just want to be a cali dude let's see adrena like steven was so sick i don't see any mans in these pics yeah i think i'm pretty sure she's going through or she went through a breakup oh adrena she needed a shoulder to cry on yeah but you might need to hit the gym before you uh offer one of those up your traps been looking tiny as fuck lately dog damn where did that come from is she in a trap spike what do you mean don't want you shrug one time yeah have you

not shrugged lately you're not doing shrugs i'm not a shoulder guy everybody knows that's like the weakest part of my my upper it's not dude. I'm all shoulders, dude. People look at my shoulders and they're like, damn, dude, did you get shoulder injections? Yeah, but she's still got it too. A generational beauty. What's her name again? Audrina Patridge, obviously. Duh, dude. Hey, we got some bear shirts available at washedmedia.shop.

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you get just numerous episodes a week talking listener voicemails. Exactly five minutes yesterday, we had an absolutely thrilling game of Do You Know It, a game show podcast hosted by producer Randy. And I have to say,

we've never had a game as close as yesterday. We had a buzzer beater. It was exciting stuff. A lot of people were saying the production on that was just next level. I've got some information about productions. Adrena Patrick, or is that how you say it? Yeah.

She's apparently dating her, allegedly dating her podcast producer. So she's in play. So she's in a podcast, guys. It's in the realm of possibility. So you're saying there's a chance. Say no more. She likes podcasters, dude.

Producers. I'm just going to drop a microphone emoji in her message, see what she has to say about it. That could be misconstrued. She's going to know. That could be misconstrued. This guy knows what he's saying, though, right? This guy knows his way around a microphone is what she's going to think when she sees it. And she's not wrong. Generational glazing.

Are you guys aware what day it is? Randy just glazing Dave all morning. Generational glazing on Dave this morning for Randy. Well, he's looking so scrumdeliuncious over there. Divine glazing. It's Wednesday, which means it's time for will's five-star review of the week can you just read the retail therapy one we'll get to that one in a second david from new york hustle you know new york baby they grind different up there every day i'm hustling

five stars this is my fave, says the review. It's not New York. Listening to this podcast every week brings me back to memories of when I first watched The Founder. That movie and this show bring me so much joy, and I'm always excited for the next episode. I love that the squad keeps having kids, so it's nice to know your boys can still get some. P.S. You guys should come to New York City. Put your money where your mouth is.

It is fat. Thank you for the review, though. We just had 60 bucks come through for Nashville, by the way. Good, good. We needed that. Do you want me to read the review for retail therapy today? Kind of, yeah. It's from D. Tyler A.

Subject line, merp. Merp? Is that a good merp or a bad merp? I don't know what a merp is. I've never seen a merp in the wild. How is that spelled? M-E-R-P, all lowercase. All right.

It says, I've been listening since 2016. Please note that Scary's launched in 2018, and Retail Therapy launched in, I think, 2021. Oh. Are you saying cap? Losing his credibility. It says, Retail Therapy is just middle-aged Midwestern dads. Yeah,

that's me. Uh, wishing, Oh, for middle-class backgrounds. Yeah. Uh, just wishing they were trust fund,

old money, New Yorkers. Hey, I'm just life. I, if I could be a trust fund, uh, old money,

New Yorker, I would take that. That would be a really nice existence to New Yorker, I would take that. That would be a really nice existence to have fall in my lap. Sounds great. The only funds I trust are the ones that I stack myself, though. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, just be like that, you know? Hey, since we did have some money slide through for Nashville, Dylan, can you give a little explanation to the fundraiser that we're doing? Because someone dropped the bag on us and we're going to do something with that bag to make it more fair for everyone else out there. So we announced this on Monday that we have officially launched the Circling Back 2024 Meetup fundraiser campaign. All proceeds, not proceeds, all funds total are going to St. Jude's Children's hospital didn't you say you're gonna buy some pine house pizza with some of that funds though no no no no anywho um funds started to roll in of course it's a competition each city you donate in your city's name and then the

winning city gets the meet update that's how it's going to work right Right off the bat, we got a donation of $5,000 from someone. Very generous. We thank you very much for that donation. This person donated in the Seattle team. That's where this person is based. Without me even having to say a thing about the situation, this person contacted me via Instagram DM. All right. And there's a concern, and it's been expressed on the Reddit, the subreddit page we've talked about in the office a little bit, that a donation that large might discourage others from contributing to their city because the competition is already over. And it might stifle the funds throughout the campaign. Sure. He very generously and thoughtfully said, how about we take my donation and just move it to the general fund?

Therefore, it evens the playing field again, and everyone will feel more encouraged to contribute, to keep the competition alive and healthy and ongoing if you take that five grand out right now it's literally anyone's game anyone's game he said he said straight up was like i'll i'll fly to wherever the meetup is like what he's gonna be there can he pick us up in austin maybe That would be dope. So what we're going to try to do is move $4,900 of those $5,000 to the general fund and leave $100 still in Seattle. So he still contributes to his city,

but the general fund is going to – that's where the $4,900 is going to sit. Therefore, it evens the playing field again. It's theandy evens it out with his donation his five thousand dollar donations to the other cities is that done we're not doing that part he hadn't come through yet i'm still waiting on him okay oh yes it's definitely it's processing for sure okay here's the thing i can't go into this um platform fundly and move those funds myself. I have put a customer support ticket in already, and they're going to see what they can do. Nothing feels more defeating than submitting an anonymous customer support ticket, just not knowing if they're going to even respond to you. I got the email saying like, we have received your request. That's big. That's where we are

right now. You're in the queue. But don't respond to this email because we will not read it. So I'm going to try and make it appear as though that money has been moved. And if I can't, I'm just going to make a big note at the top saying just subtract $4,900 from Seattle. It's not the best, cleanest way to do it, but it still applies. All you need to know is keep donating. Yes. You're still in the game. The competition is still in the game.

Everyone is still in the game. It's still very much competitive and alive. All I'm saying is that a case could be made to do a second place city if Seattle just takes off. is still very much competitive and alive. And we have so far. All I'm saying is that a case could be made to do a second place city if Seattle just takes off. All I'm saying is. We have collected over $7,000 so far total. Thank you to everyone who's donated already.

Yes. We really appreciate it. We're at 7101 currently. And yeah, so money's coming in, man. If you want your city, if you want us to come to your city, then hop in there. Donate. Didn't you say you just want to go to Seattle and throw some fish? I do want to throw fish.

Do they have a glizzy market anywhere, like in New York or anything, where you can like, they throw hot dogs? I don't know. You could definitely pay a vendor to throw the hot dog in your mouth. What's the biggest hot dog ever made? I'm not talking about the longest. I'm talking, it's a girth play. I would also like to add...

The widest. Why are you skimming over the girth play? I would like to add... Hot dog. ...that if you take away the 4,900 from Seattle, they're still winning. Not by much, though. Not by much.

Not by much. Very close. Charlotte is nipping at their heels. All right. I don't even know what to expect out of charlotte if charlotte wants to come in here and be our cinderella i'm all about it charlotte's coming correct will is what i'm trying to say do you think that they've ever made a hot dog that has the size and girth of like a normal yeah see all those because like because you can make the world's longest hot dog and i'm

not impressed by that you're still stuck on the hot dog. Yeah, I can't stop thinking about it. I'm talking fundraiser. But now imagining you taking something the size of a large Chinook salmon and throwing it. And catching it with a big bun. Exactly. I actually think it'd be kind of sick. It would be kind of funny.

Because in order to make hot dogs, don't you just twist it when it comes out of the machine? I did that behind my laptop so people couldn't see what I was doing. I don't know, Will. Yeah, you're not going to believe this hot dog. Is that real? This is AI generated, right? Oh, no, that's not real. You can see the creases, dog.

That's not real. Why? I'm going to put this on the story. What are you doing? If someone wants to do a Photoshop of something, feel free. Like it's just Dylan laying there in his arms? His facial hair is elite.

Elite facial hair. I believe this is from Feltman's in New York. This guy saw like a Milwaukee Brewers closer and was like, give me that. I want to see the big bun that this thing goes inside.

It'd be cool if you had a man bun underneath that cap. Hey, here's the thing. I would love for Seattle to win. I've been there and I really enjoyed the city. I've never been to Seattle. The Pike Place Market

is a fantastic market. That's where they throw the fish. I feel like this would be a pilgrimage for you of some sorts uh the first ever starbucks is there pike's pretty like mid-tier though they're they're pretty they're they're top tier man i know i know uh i know that uh numerous companies have been started out of seattle starbucks nordstrom you think uh carbox nordstrom you think uh celsius is any shooters there i don't know man okay i don't know well i'm just trying to get my caffeine intake up i'm at 400 milligrams right now how many are you at today uh no i made another red eye by the way homemade is fucking gas why are

you out on americanos right now that's not a thing you said you're out on them they're fine you said you stopped ordering them i i never was really a big americano orderer i do associate americanos with you the food in that market like they have little food stands everywhere it's so good man so good and where the the the very famous pike place market in seattle that's where they throw the fish davey i know it smelled crazy in there So good. And where? The very famous Pike Place Market in Seattle. That's where they throw the fish, Davey. I know it smelled crazy in there. It probably do smell crazy in there.

It probably do smell crazy in there. I'm seeing some differing reports on the largest hot dog. I'm seeing one here. It says that two feet wide, this may be able to have the claim for the world's girthiest hot dog, but the largest not even close. Hey, honestly, I think we need to move on from the the big hot dog thing no no let him cook let him cook think about two feet that's fucking huge it's like it's a big dog what you know like you know they show like uh navy seal training how they have like the log and it's like part of the thing where they all carry the log what if instead of the log it was just this giant hot dog 22 son and

then at the end they got to eat it how do seals carry a giant log with those little tiny arms that's the thing that's how they weed them out only the strong survive one of the strongest flippers do you think there's any albino seals out there they're like damn i wish i was navy okay i'm i don't know i'm with you dylan maybe we should move on fast i feel like that's right up. That's a joke Randy should have laughed at. Can't be mad at that. We're off to a very strong start,

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Again, rocketmoney.com slash circling. Dave, I haven't even seen the news on this, and I don't know if I want to. Well, here's the deal. There's a rumor going out there on Twitter, X, Internet's radio. Eminem, who's back in the news, famously was at the Niners-Lions game.

Thin candy shell. Throwing the bird up to the good people of San Francisco. He was asked on a radio show, his radio show, hey, it's out there on the Grapevine. You and 50 gonna do a collab? You guys going to do an album?

Fitty. Yeah, it's just... Fitty is how we say it. But it's spelled 5-0. I'm going to do it without the stank on it. All right. I'm just going to read it. 50 Cent.

They're going to do it. The Cent. They're going to do it. The rumor is they're going to do an album. Collab. And I'm just wondering, do we need this? I have my thoughts. I kind of feel like these two just aren't even making music anymore, right? Whenever shit like this happens, it always underwhelms me. Didn't 50 Cent get that vitamin water bag?

And now he's just making his ops lives hell? No one's drinking vitamin water anymore. But yes, he did get the bag. No, but it was an elite mixer in 2005, 2006. We were just tossing vodka up in those bottles and walking to parties. Convincing yourself like this will keep you from getting hung over. Yeah. It was also just like one of the cheaper things to buy from the food court with your schwipes.

You guys familiar with schwipes? I had this buddy back in the day and he'd be like, you guys familiar with swipes i had this buddy back in the day and he'd be like you guys have any swipes really yeah i thought it was hilarious i did too back in college i really thought i really didn't think that was going to take off in any capacity at all swaps it was it was a it was a generational miss for me you guys got you guys got any swipes i think we have some uh got swipes stickers in there that we might be dropping in if you ordered a... Yeah, yeah. If you order a bear shirt, just know that you're going to get some stickers that are quite old.

A little drop in, a little added value. Maybe even a koozie if we're feeling crazy with it. Koozies are so frat. Yeah. I'm not frat enough to put a koozie in my back pocket when I go places. I hope to get to that point one day i'm just not there yet i really don't even like using because i usually just shotgun them so i don't need a koozie yeah that's hard you know what i mean yeah so it's like why

what's the point of shotgun every beer that i drink you shotgun every beer it's terrible for you it only takes me like 12 to get a buzz dude i don't fucking need one man because i drink it fast enough it doesn't get cold what are you you just sipping on it dude yeah dude i always hated that like cool dude god's frat cool dude certified last night i had some of the guys over we were making parlays and we were just calcining beers all night okay all for y'all were making parlays we were just making them you're just cooking up parlays yeah i didn Yeah. I didn't even check to see if I won because I passed out. It didn't even matter, dude. I can tell you.

Not my money. Yeah. Fuck it. No. It's from the Fundly. It's from my trust fund dad in New York. He's got that dealership. Yeah.

It's from my blue collar family in the Midwest. What was the last collab album that actually was good? Jay-Z and Linkin Park? No. Jay-Z and Kanye. Okay. Okay, point taken, David. Point taken. I got mad.

I didn't think that was that good of an album. You can make a case that Jay-Z, Linkin Park went hard enough. Y'all, you guys, you and Randy, and even Brett, maybe Dylan, I doubt it. Y'all have a much higher affinity for Linkin Park than I did because I just never really got into them because I was a little bit older and I had moved on from that genre. But I know Randy loves Linkin Park. Well, I want to say during this slander of Linkin Park,

rest in peace, Chester. Sorry, Chester. Rest in peace. That's on me. No, I actually never went through a Linkin Park phase. I tried to go through one when I was in eighth grade because the girl that i asked to be my girlfriend on the bus uh she had a lincoln park cd so i was like all right i'm gonna get into these guys and i just never got there and then she broke up with me via msn messenger

damn i think it's because i never got into lincoln park she needed somebody with a little more edge i didn't have enough angst. Like, I was in my pop punk phase, man. Yeah. You were just a kid. Lost in a nightmare. I would be up for this album. Individual,

like a new 50 Cent, a new Eminem album, I'm probably not getting into it. I'll spin it. I'm probably not going to spin it. I'm giving it a shot.

I don't think I'm going to spin it. Actually, I'll wait for reviews to come out before I spin it. I'll spin it. I'm probably not going to spin it. I'm giving it a shot. I don't think I'm going to spin it. Actually, I'll wait for reviews to come out before I spin it. Get Rich or Die Trying is a top five album of all time and easily a top three hip hop album. I'll take you to the candy shop. I wasn't on that album. But the top three? It's a 50 joint.

Dude, it's a seminal album. It's a 50 joint. You're right. Sounds a lot like the other 50 joint. I got the magic stick very similar same song it's identical same song randy same song dylan that's right y'all don't know what it feels like to rub chinos during a 50 set song are you y'all have no clue what it feels like to rub chinos dog i've shaped a hole in one oh come on

dude i put my chinos up on some pocketless jeans it's over oh my god remember when shorties were wearing those remember when shorties were wearing those that friction gonna start a fire that changed everything dude no pockets y'all don't know what it's like to grind in cargo shorts no hell yeah kids these days have it too good they're all on tiktok like looking at hot girls all the time not us dude we were just listening to 50 cent and grinding find me some kranglers on the dance floor just putting them on anything oh yeah they're calling you krankler yeah huh why because i would just add the kranglers on those are khaki wranglers for those who aren't aware do i need some they look like i think i kind of need some that might be my like best way is they they Intern Reagan wore them day one at Grand X.

He was 19. He was fat. I remember when someone interviewed for an internship, and he showed up in Cranglers. I was like, you already got the job. You don't have to say anything. Was that Craig? It wasn't Craig.

Shout out to Craig. His name was Steve. No, intern Craig showed up with the, I think it was a Telluride fly fishing hat, and we were just like, done? Yeah. And then he said he could throw a football 60 yards. And we're like, even more done.

Did you want to raise? So Will got a job based on like a photo of his golf swing. Craig got a job based on his fly fishing hat. We don't usually pay interns, but we're going to start you at 60K. Hope that's okay. Yeah. Are you okay with that, Craig? We're going to slide you some ownership of the company also.

Vested. Dave, you have no idea how much it was a relief for me that I didn't have to interview to go to Grand X. Had I interviewed, I would have botched it. I would have been nervous. There's no point. It would have gone well. You've been doing stuff for a company for like a year. No. It wasn't even a year. You would have had to be a total boner not to get it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I ever crushed an interview in my entire life. I never walked out of something being like, got it. Yeah. But I also don't.

I knew an interview that they clearly were only interviewing me because they had to. And it was very evident. This is for an internship in law school. And they started asking me, so what, you read any good books lately swear to god they asked me that and i like lied and i was like i read the kite runner which is a book i had just heard of but i'd never read and they're like oh cool and they didn't have any follow-ups and i'm like from that i don't know i had just heard like maybe my sister no i'm like that's an interview question follow-up they didn't follow up yeah i was like well i didn't get this they clearly found someone who's got better grades than me that they liked so i'll just i'll fuck off dude the last interview

i had which is a really long time ago they they asked me how i organized my closet and i was like what shut up really why do you care don't worry about my red wings jerseys that's all you have i need to organize mine bad i don't mine's mine's strapped right now but i was like don't i don't talk about my closet organization publicly lady get off my back i was too high level yeah i interviewed them actually that's what's up dude flip the script on power move they didn't know i hit them they didn't fucking know i guess i got some questions for you did an interview well really did we i talked to you on the phone yeah i i had to go lock the door at my job so no one would walk in and catch me talking to you on the

phone dave was trying to kiss me through the phone during the conversation it was easter we hired you you you accepted either on easter the day before. I think I accepted immediately. I was just like, yeah, I'll move. Fuck it. And the rest, as they say, is history, man. You clap back, though. You're like, I need some traveling fees, some moving fees. That's what's up, man.

I figured if I had the opportunity to gouge a company that I hadn't started rapport with yet, I was going to do that. It was smart. I was broke as fuck, dog. It was smart. I wasn't like that broke but i was like pretty broke i needed i need a little help i didn't even use the full stipend i got i had to give something back did you really give it back no i didn't have to give it back they they wrote me a check for the expenses whereas i thought they would just write a check for it so

i was like oh i'm just gonna nickel and dime every single thing i can do and then uh then they had me submit the receipts then like like day six of your, your tenure, uh, hashtag Chad and the Calaway guys showed up. And I remember you were like, wow, that's really cool. It was cool. No one, no one invited me to lunch though. I didn't deserve the invite to lunch that day. The toughest invite that I didn't get at early Grand X was, uh, y'all got to go to a charity golf tournament. And I didn't care about playing golf and missing work that day at all. But everyone returned back

with Grand X logoed Travis Matthew shirts. And it didn't just hurt that that day seeing that everyone had these dope Travis Matthew logoed shirts. What hurt was when people would just wear them in the office casually for the rest of time. I'm sorry, man. It's just tough when your boys are all rocking a logo

and you don't have one. Is that ross uh where snapchat's been hacked no no i was on that one okay when they were selling hoverboards through the tfm snapchat do not buy the snap hoverboards ross was on one man that was a fun well yeah they had the charity golf they had people giving shots out in like the third hole and it was like all right i guess i'm getting hammered today yeah fret that was the day that ross uh did up his order at ranch 616 from a quesadilla to a steak with crab on it when he realized the company was paying little did he know that steak was not good do not order the steak there that was so uncomfortable. He placed his order, and he goes, wait, is the company paying for this? And Madison was like, yeah.

And just right then, he upped it. It's the move. It's basically what Randy does. Yeah, I was going to say, who would ever run up a company tab at a dinner? Dude. The only time I've run up a company tab was with the investment dudes. Oh, the Raging Bull. The Bob Steak and Chop House dinner?

That's the only time I've been like, fuck it, I'm going off. I'm going to order everything I want right now. They didn't care. One of the best dinners, food-wise. No one's eaten more blue cheese than I ate at that dinner. I was so bloated and

disgusting the next morning well that's how i feel every day david okay just segue into no can i give a quick ranking of my celsius now that i've uh been been enjoying my celsius as of late do you guys sense a difference in me can you feel feel it? Would you stop? Can you feel how different I am? No. This is how you always are, man. We've been pounding Celsius here for like three years. Not like me, though. And now you just jumped in.

Not like your boy, though. Oh, my God. Not like your boy. Dude, they broke the mold after they made Will. Uh-uh, dude. He's different. Hold on. I can say I've never had two before 10 a.m.

No one's done that. Exactly, dude. You're cut from a cloth that i'm simply not cut from they make them like me he snuck in that muff they make a lot like you dude not me he snuck it in between the two celsius yeah randy you remember him saying that sneaky muff he said it was a muff sandwich because he had the celsius and the muff and the celsius i don't like that you guys are trying to make my banana muffin that i had this morning perverted. I'm not. He keeps doubling down.

No, I'm being efficient. I'm going to point at Randy here, too. I'm the guy who doubles down. You're talking about the muffin. I'm being succinct. Don't double down. It's a two-syllable word. I'm shorting it to one syllable.

What's the problem here? Hey, deadass, don't double down. Banana nut muffin. That's too many syllables. How many syllables is that? That's big motion. I never, I fucking never said there were nuts in the muffin I had this morning. You just made that shit up.

I never had nuts in it. I thought you said banana nut muffin. No, I don't put nuts in my muffins. It was just a banana muffin? No nuts? I don't put nuts in it. It's November. It's not.

Can you imagine putting nuts in your muffin? Please. Who hasn't put banana muffin? Yeah. It's very common. These are just straight banana, dude. It's a banana play. It's a sweet play. I don't want nuts in your muffin, please. It's very common. Yeah. It's very common. These are just straight banana, dude. It's a banana play. It's a sweet play.

I don't want nuts in it. He doesn't want the juxtaposition of the nut with the banana. I grew up in a family, Dylan, where my mom didn't put nuts in her banana bread. Okay? Sorry, subject. That's a little weird. I don't know if I've ever had banana bread. I love banana bread, dude.

What? The less it's cooked, the better it tastes. I want that to be dense. It's so moist. I want it to be dense, moist, and gooey. Our friend Kayla makes a bomb banana bread. Do they make a banana-flavored Celsius? No.

Why? They could. They make a banana nut-flavored one. I don't think they do. I don't think they do. Randy, you've had it. A nutty Celsius? They do make banana bread.

There's not a nut cell. Well, I've been so on the Celsius train, and I've been pioneering this shit for so long that I decided I was going to order exactly a dozen Celsius for the office. And I ordered... I asked Brett what his favorite was. He said mixed berry.

How do we feel about this? Hold it up, Dave. Show the class. Yeah. Do you like mixed berry? It's not in my top three, but it's good. Okay. Non-spawn.

Okay. Yeah. The Oasis vibe was fine. Not a big prickly pear guy. It's a can play. The taste doesn't match the dopeness of the can. The can is sick. So my number one right now, and I will be revising this later, is Grape Rush.

You know I love grapes. If I see a jolly rancher bag throw the rest out consume me the grape uh my second would actually be peach vibe okay you guys familiar with peach vibe peachy and then number three for me is going to be tropical vibe right now you like that they put vibe in the name of the flavor no but i do buy those first because it's more fun to buy one with Vibes than it is to just buy a regular whatever. The Vibe-flavored cans are good-looking, too.

Celsius is like N.A. White Claw. Yeah. With energy in it. So you're enjoying them? No, they taste way better than a white claw it's just crazy that i started drinking them you guys are all followed suit and we're obsessed with them after me it's just weird you're you're a trendsetter man white claw tastes like a glade plug-in i'll say it unless they want to drop the bag i like white claw i've always liked white claw i got i got no qualms i respect the pioneers if they were

i'm sorry i'm sorry oh qualms is the word i use there dude we should make like an ugly christmas sweater that says santa claus but it's just santa like drinking white claws oh that's uh dude it's not a bad that's frat frat. We should do that. That would have crushed in 2019. Let's do a Harambe sweater. Should we do a Harambe shirt? You think we can sell five of them? I'll give you $100 if you have an idea. The Make Harambe Alive Again shirt could play this year. We really have one more election where it can play.

We want to release that shirt. How's the time? Because it'll be the last election. Did Grand trademark make harambe alive again no there's a really good chance that we didn't i hope not why that was honestly the funniest one so just a waste of resources i think it's pronounced resources okay what if they cryogenically froze harambe and like the tech was there and they they brought him back you got to think that would sway the election depending on who he endorsed was he shot he was shot he was shot multiple times you got a dart in his neck no he was pistols they took they put the blicky out on him it was gunplay they shouldn't have pulled those they got the chop out and let it

sing on you can't let you can't be doing Harambe? They got the chop out and let it sing on them. You can't be doing that. They got the click clack on it. It would have been sick if you just ate the bullets. PCP Harambe? I'd be fine with that. No, I don't know. He didn't deserve to die. Like, that's facts.

He didn't kill the kid. No. He just had him. He was nurturing the child. He needed a friend. What's that kid doing these days? He better be super fucking thick. Oh, dude. He's in the bartman program i think we lose he's like 12 he better change his fucking dude he needs he needs to he needs to he's he's got he's got blood on his hands man really harambe still uh-oh what

they had to go into hiding after backlash yeah i get it i'm not saying the kid needed to go into hiding that's really depressing but like the the world took harambe way too far and uh yeah it makes sense that you have to go into hiding how old do you think harambe was when he met his demise 36 too young that's the answer he was 11 17 was he in his hometown couldn't vote yet man well probably not actually born and raised in Cincinnati? I don't know. He came down from Cincinnati. God, I hope not.

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Really? Yeah, one of the nicest interactions I've ever had with a professional athlete, if not the nicest. He even apologized and said, I'm really sorry I don't have something else for you because he was giving out so much stuff to everybody. He felt bad. What did that do for your wellness? It did a lot for my wellness. It made me a lifelong fan of Phil Mickelson. But what you may not know is that he just launched a brand with his performance coach, Dave Phillips. You guys familiar with Dave Phillips? Oh, yeah. And we're obsessed with it. Guess why? Because we put it in our coffee. I know, I know. A lot of people are like, Will, you're a big Celsius guy.

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and make sure you use promo code CIRCLING so they know that we sent you. Every Sunday, every Monday really, I put up something on the Sunday Scaries Instagram story that asked for people's bad Mondays. You're having a tough Monday. Has it been a little rough on you, Dylan? Yeah. Elmo decided to do the same thing, and I got some bad news. mondays just you're having a tough monday it's a bit a little rough on you dylan yeah elmo decided to do the same thing and i got some bad news elmo took some l's in the chat uh i hate to see it

really elmo just don't check in with us dude we're not we're not doing okay elmo i've never seen so many down bad people responding to a sesame street character than i did with with elmo it was well intended i don't like that sesame street characters are on twitter you don't like that they have people responding to a Sesame Street character than I did with Elmo. It was well-intended. I don't like that Sesame Street characters are on Twitter. You don't like that they have verified Twitter accounts? No, I'd like to keep them pure and not in the cesspool. He's doing numbers, too. That's a sad thing.

It's scary, but what's Elmo going to do with all that power? I don't know. Does that not make you think a little bit? Has Elmo been sliding into anyone's DMs? Is he an influencer? He could sway the election. Who would Elmo endorse? Elmo?

Nikki Haley? He's horny as fuck. I don't know, man. Dude, Elmo? I don't know. Might need to see the birdie. Okay. That's not a good Elmo.

That's Elmo doing Adam Levine to Nikki Haley? Might need to see the birdie. How does it come out? Now it's Patrick Mah a good Elmo. That's Elmo doing Adam Levine to Nikki Haley? Might need to see the... How does it come up? Now it's Patrick Mahomes doing Elmo. Holy fucking fuck. How are you guys doing? I'm Elmo. She's the girl's hottest show. I'm not trying to flex too hard, but in fourth grade, I was given a Tickle Me Elmo for Christmas.

It was the hottest gift in the streets. What did that say? My dad went and found one at an auction done by a radio station. You wrestled away from some little kid at Walmart? My dad bought it. Just kidding. Honestly, if I saw a video of my dad wrestling it away from a little kid at Walmart, I'd be like, thank you for being an awesome dad to me. Man, that's the most radio station thing ever to give away a Tickle Me Elmo 20 years ago.

Why were they in such high demand? What was going on? I don't know, dude. They were so hot in the streets. So hot. why were they in such high demand what was going on i don't know dude they were so hot in the streets so hot the ps4 was hot like after that like that tickle me elmo i feel like was the first thing when i was a little kid that was like the must-have gift of the season and then ps no sorry ps2 uh kind of like replaced that a couple years later but like ps2 i understand why it was so hot tickle me elmo was just like d Dave, can you show us what Elmo did when you tickled it? Like the movement it did? Make the noise of tickling.

That's what he did, right? It was something like that. His arms would flail a little bit. It's weird. He wanted to be tickled though. Looking back, it's like, why don't you calm down on the request for tickling? I hate being tickled, man. I do something with Fritz because as a kid, I hated being tickled so much. You know when someone's tickling you, and then they stop for a second, and you think it's all over, and then they start tickling you again? See, it's tough because you're laughing, but you're not enjoying it. Exactly.

So I have stopped re-tickling Fritz because I don't want him to feel the way I felt back in the day. You got something to say, Randy? Say it with your chest. I don't want him to feel the way I felt back in the day. You got something to say, Randy? Say it with your chest. I don't know. I'm requesting that you, on camera, tickle Dylan. Oh, you want me to go over there and tickle him? Yeah. Don't come tickling me.

Did y'all do something similar? Don't tickle me. I'll come over there. Let Randy tickle you. I don't want to be tickled right now. All right, we'll take tummy sticks. Just play tummy sticks. I'd rather do tummy sticks.

Explain that. I'm new here. Is that a raspberry? What? That's tummy sticks. Explain that. I'm new here. Is that a raspberry? What? That's tummy sticks. Okay. Oh, God. Just Google it, Randy.

Grow up, Randy. Hey, I've got some breaking news. Watch a movie one time. I've got some breaking news. Vic Firth over here. Sorry. Share it. Percussion.

John Mayer. Heard of him. He has posted to social media um y'all are familiar with john mayer right yeah body is a wonderland that's kind of what he's known for well he has officially gravity has officially launched the announcement that dead and company will be playing at the sphere the sphere not we had it we had a little bit of uh indication last night that uh there might be some sphere things happening because they did a little pre-promotion by putting the steely logo up on the sphere and

now we have official confirmation what do i need to do to get you to the sphere dylan um i would be down for that you know i'm not a big concert person, but I want to see the sphere. And if I can go with the squad to see Dead & Co. and watch John just absolutely slay up there, then I'll be down for that. We're in talks to have maybe some free hotel rooms in Las Vegas, which would make it a lot more palatable. Your boy included? I'll say this, Dylan. If you want to make the sphere happen, I will allow you to sleep in the bed with me if we are limited on rooms.

That's friendship, folks. I've been known to roll over and get a little handsy with you. Don't mind. So I might do that. I'll set up a pillow barrier between us. But then I'll just accidentally remove it at some point. Dude, Sally hit me with a pillow barrier the other day. Were you trying to get handsy with her?

No, I just woke up in the middle of the night and I looked over and I was like, what's this wall next to me? And there was just a giant ass pillow between us. Do you toss and turn? No. I toss clouds and I turn up. That's good. That's good, dude.

I like that. Yeah, dude. When's the last time you tossed a cloud? You haven't tossed a cloud in forever, dude. I hit my friend's Escco bar not long ago. Which had been taken off the market, by the way. Chuck Schumer. They're not safe.

No. Popcorn lung. Let me know when Touch of Trey does the sphere. Yeah. Yeah. I need them to be in to really get in on this. So is U2 the only band that's been in there so far? I think so.

Why do I think? I think they have. Fisher's going to go the weekend of 420. Naturally. When's Dead & Killed going? I don't think they've actually announced the dates. And I don't want to speak out of school right now. I don't think they've actually announced the dates, and I don't want to speak out of school right now.

But the rumors that I've seen have been end of May through most of June. The rumor is that there's 14 dates out there right now. What are the visuals? I don't know. I don't know. Can I say something about this fear? I'm a little worried that I'm going to get overwhelmed by the sphere. Like I'm a little worried that I'm going to like get sick in it or something. Don't take a substance.

There's people that are just like falling over in the sphere because it disorients them and gets them out. Like I can't even bend over to put a sock on without getting a little vertigo. It's tough for the vertigo folks out there. That was a U2 play. What are you looking up, Dave? What are you finding? I was actually trying to find tour dates. I don't think they've actually announced any yet.

It's all U2. Yeah. Yeah. There are... If I ever go to the Sphere, I imagine it's a pricey ticket, but... It's not that bad. I have to get the actual Sphere experience

because I've seen that there's some seats in there that you don't get the full experience that are not obstructed per se. You could still see the stage, but you don't get the full Sphere. You're covered. So I would go, but I want to get my money's worth. I want to be like – I've done a lot of research on this, Dave. Do you want to hear my breakdown of how to buy tickets for a Sphere show and not kick yourself later? Yes.

Okay. Everyone knows when you go on Ticketmaster.com for a big popular concert these days, you get kicked in the queue, right? You also get kicked somewhere else when you get to the checkout. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Talking about the wallet. When you go there, apparently you're supposed to immediately filter for tickets that are you don't apparently you don't want to be general admission on the ground because you don't get to get the full

sphere experience you just be looking up the entire time trying to see it uh you also need to filter for unobstructed view and then you need to take a filter and make sure that you're not doing platinum seats because then when you go and check out it's over a thousand dollars a ticket oh god so those are like the three things you need to be careful of in order to have a successful sphere experience. I don't think that fish tickets were that crazy though, which gives me hope that like there's going to be a bunch of Dead & Co. shows. So I would imagine the price won't get like astronomical, astronomical. As long as it's not like heirs tour secondary market.

Heirs tour second, like I got a deal on our Heirs Tour tickets from the secondary market, and it still wasn't even that good of a deal. Like, it still just felt like I was getting kicked in the shorts. I would go to this, though. I would go. If they released a special edition cup for this, just hypothetically speaking,

and if that hypothetical cup... I don't know, Randy, can you show me, like, a visual of what that hypothetical cup i don't know randy can you show me like a visual of what that hypothetical cup might look like a hypothetical cup like this yeah come on man would you do anything to that i would drink out of that so hard how the fuck are you supposed to drink out of this a straw it's a popcorn cup is that like a pulp filter oh it's a popcorn cup it's a popcorn tin so you gotta reach your hand in there every single time i guess what if it doesn't come out It's a popcorn cup. Is that like a pulp filter? Oh, it's a popcorn cup? Yeah, it's a popcorn tin. So you got to reach your hand in there every single time? I guess so.

What if it doesn't come out? Have you seen the tweet about the dude taking that to the Sidney Sweeney movie? Okay. Instead of Dune? What's the implication? Yeah, I don't get it. I don't know. Also, when y'all could explain it to me.

Can someone explain to me what Dune is? It's a movie. Randy, what's Dune about? You're saying it wrong. Timothy Chalamet and Zendaya just hang out and vibe on some sand dunes? Yeah, it's space politics and pretty much. You know how it is. Okay.

What is the cup actually made out of? It looks like something from Stranger Things, but apparently people are putting their penises in it. I don't know. I couldn't tell you. It looks looks like plastic it's supposed to be one of the giant worms that is in the movie okay okay do i need to see dune i like chalamet i like zendaya you might like it i don't know it's like i saw the new one's gonna be three hours long which it's long why are we doing why are like... I saw the new one's going to be three hours long, which I... Yeah, it's long. Why are we doing this? Why does every movie three hours though? Do we think that people are going to the movies less because of that? Are people going to the movies less?

Did I just make that up? More options at home. I can't remember the last time I finished a movie in one sitting. That's crazy. What's your problem? I fall asleep, dog asleep dog i saw dune and i remember liking it post-doc clarity after i eat my popcorn i don't remember what it was about i do i like i really couldn't tell you the plot i have an idea so there's like space factions and different families that are it's kind of like game of thrones where they like there's a hierarchy of like families and lords and stuff and they this family gets control of a new planet that farms

spice and then there's like a betrayal this looks more like game of throats from what you got on the screen here come on man yeah i mean from from what i've put together it sounds like paul atreides uh a brilliant young gifted man that was born into great destiny beyond his understanding. From what I can tell, it sounds like he has to travel to the most dangerous planet in the universe to ensure the future of his family and his people. You know a lot about this for not having seen it. Well, the thing is, as malevolent forces explode into conflict on the planet's exclusive supply of the most precious resource in existence, only those who can conquer their own fear can actually survive sign off on that actually checks out that's what i remember yeah who signed off on this just popcorn can you imagine being like a part of a society and seeing uh your only hope going to the most dangerous planet on earth, and it's Timothee Chalamet?

I don't know. I don't know if he's the guy. Okay. Is he the guy? Come on, Tim. Are we sure? Come through for us, player. It's like being in a playoff game and sending out your third string quarterback.

Oh, no. Oh, no. He's about to get absolutely throttled. Yeah. You're rolling out Brock Purdy against Mahomes? Yeah, that's right. I don't think this game's going to be very Purdy.

Shout out to James. I don't know, man. So does this alleviate the need for the popcorn trick or can you pop, do you have to double down? Do you have to go popcorn trick with Dune Cup?

What do you mean? Have they shown a picture of the bottom of the cup? Come on, man. It's just for popcorn, folks. Does it come with picture of the bottom of the cup come on man it's just it's just for popcorn folks but does it come with one of those pop tops like they had on the miller light cans for a while you can just pop out the bottom it's a vortex i don't do the popcorn trick i think it's a little aggressive i also don't like popcorn it's weird that you don't do the popcorn trick because you know everyone does it Yeah that is weird

Hey I'm the only one willing to say that I don't do it You haven't admitted yet that you don't do it That's true You could self popcorn trick You could Do you guys doctor up your popcorn at all? No I was talking to noted friend of the pod Landry

About some popcorn doctoring And he's got some pickle salt that he's been putting on his popcorn lately and I think I might frequent this. Pickle salt, huh? I just do butter, man. Although it's a greasy hand play, you know? Gotta go straight and wash those things. Play enough napkins.

That's why I don't eat, I don't like popcorn in theaters because if I'm eating popcorn, I want it to be salty and as buttery as possible and I just can't have a hand like that in a theater. It's tough. They need a personal hand washing station there.

Alamo. Alamo's got good popcorn. However, they do serve it in the metal bowl. It's bottomless, David. Famously. You get free fills. It's a real... I'm sorry.

I don't like free fills. You don't like free fills? I don't like free fills. I don't like that. Say free refills. They do free fills. There's two things in life that I will not want to tell them to stop as late in the game as i will tell them to stop i always just say it earlier and it's when they're cracking pepper on a caesar salad and it's when

they're putting butter in the bucket of popcorn oh they're just pumping it in oh dude pump me daddy yeah okay i'm just standing there like more more you think it's grass-fed butter that they're pumping in there like the regal cinema yeah there are people that bring their own like carry gold nothing but the best can you imagine busting out a bunsen burner in the middle of a movie theater and just dumping your carry gold all over your popcorn seems excessive it's a vibe a little extra yeah i do pour over popcorn dave can we get you to taste the 40 coffee from down the street at the australian coffee shop they have a 40 coffee what's in it i think coffee beans and water what makes it 40 i don't know wait is this like the vietnamese cat poop one we should do a review and make content out of it i

know i'll try it i want to see what it's all about. $40? It's $40. At what's the place? You don't have to say it. Proud Mary. Yeah. Yeah. No, I eat lunch there all the time.

I love Proud Mary. But yeah, they are very into their coffee. And so they've got some very high-end selections of coffee. I've wanted to go there so many times. I can't find it. So I just don't go. It's because they don't have a sign. They got to do a sign. To be honest, I don't really want it to get busy.

Because there's been a couple times when I've gone in there and it's been too busy. And I just don't really want to deal with that. If they want to move $40 coffee, they're going to have to put some signage out front. But time out. Like, yeah, absolutely. Like, we still have to do the Panera Lemonade, the turbocharged. Let's do some reviews, folks. I'll do the $40 coffee that's really good.

I already volunteered to do the coffee. I'll do the lemonade because y'all can't handle caffeine like me i'm a dog okay i'm a dog sounds good all right i'm pulling up the menu from this place so we can see what they're dealing with here um my concern here we go coffee menu okay let's let this p load. Love a PDF menu. Did they take it off the menu? You can do a pour over flight for $26. Huh. But I'm not seeing the $40 coffee on here anymore.

I'm going to have to go talk to him. I'll get him to straighten it out. I wanted to do this since I originally saw it on the menu. talk to him. I'll get him to straighten it out. I wanted to do this since I originally saw it on the menu. I will say that there is a partially digested coffee bean situation that you can get, and I believe it originates in

Indonesia. Is that the cat poop kind? It's not a cat. It's a cat-ish animal, but it is poop. It's in the feline family, you're telling me? It's a catfish? It looks feline, yeah. It's a feline ploy. Can't they just say what kind of feline this is? It's like a ring-tailed cat. I'll be honest, i just don't know how to it's a asian palm civet didn't you say that you were feeling some lines last weekend no don't recall saying that so they feed the they feed the coffee

or the coffee beans to these guys and they rip it out uh coffee cherries they're partially digested and they're defecated by the uh cat ish animal and they're fermented as they pass through and then we're gonna make some fucking coffee out of it hell yeah let's try i mean i'll you sure i get how people just get fucking crazy i get how people discovered like psychedelic mushrooms and stuff they're probably just foraging and eating shit how do they discover this one yeah like how down bad is this guy that he was like i fucking need this cup of coffee? Maybe someone had like a-

But my feline just ate it. Like a tin of beans somewhere. And like, oh, let's go make some coffee. And they didn't know that this cat pooped. And so they just made the coffee like, oh, this is like really good. I wonder what happened. They figured out that the cat pooped in the tin. See, I don't believe that that's how that stuff was discovered.

Much like the pyramids. You don't think it was accidental? I think another species, an alien species intervened and was like hey check this out did y'all see the pyramid video from the other day of the paraglider no yeah i've seen it i've seen it okay so it was a it's a paraglider who touches down on the top of one of the pyramids and i have to say i i apologize during any pyramid talk that we've had on the podcast as of late. I really disrespected the size of these pyramids. It blew my mind how tall these things were. I officially don't understand how you get a 5,000 pound brick up there.

Dude, it's crazy, Dave. I know. Yeah, it's cool. I know. But like, can you, like, I think it's due that I say I really apologize for what I said about the pyramids and not being that impressed by that. To the Egyptian community out there. Yeah.

To all the Egyptian listeners, that's on me. Did they kill this guy? Why? I feel like feel like you shouldn't yeah you shouldn't be able to it's a little disrespectful that's restricted airspace you gotta think is it gotta be yeah yeah if you saw a plane flying directly over those you'd be like maybe just look at a route player look at the little markings all over the uh i know how many people have been to the top of them hard to say not that many right you can't even look anything like that oh i do think it's the little markings all over the uh i know how many people have been to the top of them hard to say not that many right you can't even look anything like that oh i do think it's pretty interesting to see like the the x-ray vision of those things like when they do like a a graphic of what what it's laid out like that's what really blows my mind my tomb oh what would you take in

your tomb with you because you know they like all the all the baller uh whatever they're called they always arrows yeah they always brought like their like dope shit like chandeliers and stuff you gotta take it to the afterlife i'll take an east end with me yeah yep oh i'm taking my uh ipod shuffle okay okay we're doing our this is uh this is an impromptu draft we're doing doing the Pyramid Burial draft. I'm going Tyra Banks' Swimsuit Issue. That's good. For sure. That's really good.

You got to bring that with you. Okay. Which one? She's been on the cover of a couple. The Ridge. The polka dot one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, you really, that's, hey, I'm impressed with your horniness.

Do I get enough credit for leaking the first Kate Upton cover? I don't think I do. Dude, that's wild that you did that. I don't think I do. How did it land in Michigan first? Well, I think they were all supposed to get unveiled the same day, like the next day, but the gas station I went to put it out a day early. Are you bringing the dune cup?

You got to throw that in the tomb. Yeah, we need a tomb cup. Think about it. I don't think you need to they've been calling me amani lately amani tumor because i'm a tumor it's not a tumor kindergarten cop two in two days i don't understand why they would make a kindergartner a cop i know he didn't have much authority he carried that blick though he got that thing he didn't arnold did because he was not strapped up at the school was he yeah yeah remember when he just fucking beat the shit out of that kid's dad he had a mac 10 in front of the school kept the mac 10 in his beltline they really a mac 10 okay

more of a mac brown guy he kept mac brown in his waistline i love you're telling i love mac brown it's my coach it is funny walking into like a place where a bunch of ut people are congregated there's a unc game on and people are just writing way too hard for it. Yeah. It's just like, okay. We still love Mac Brown. I'm kind of surprised he never did a return trip to Austin. Yeah. He could have been an interim or something for a little bit.

You always talked about Charlie weak. I was like, Dylan, that's not that good, dude. It's not that good. You know, I, I, until we talked about on too much dip, I didn't realize that that photo of him on the the stool where he looks like he's five two i didn't know that was fake i thought charlie strong was actually like a very very short he's a stout gentleman he is a short man yeah which is why that joke exists but how short like dave like me short or like he's like five eight

but in five five eight in the football world is really little. Especially when all the dudes are padded up. If I could ask Charlie Strong one question, I would simply ask him how he does a turtleneck in late August. It's probably tropical wall. Mock turtle. I just need to know what's in his antiperspirant rotation. The internet says he's 5'10", which probably means he's 5'8 or 9". He's not 5'10". Yeah.

He's not 510 yeah he's not 510 what are you bringing in your tomb in east in you that's it no i don't know so you're just bringing it back my oasis cd okay what are you gonna play it on i'm not you could bring it you could bring a walkman i could bring a walkman or a disc a discman a discman everyone growing up said that around here that is i said it as a joke to sally as we were talking about something i was like oh yeah like a discman she was like what no one says it like that so she's she grew up in georgetown which is just north of here i guess maybe just an maybe just an anderson high school thing i don't know but we said discman and walkman weird i think i definitely said discman but walkman

walkman actually makes a little more sense for some reason the same same though i know you can't do one and not the other i'm doing it it's a package deal nothing you can do about it buddy but we did confirm we watch an old commercial from the nineties and they said, disc man, walk man. So I was wrong. Hand up, I'm wrong, but that's how we said it. Hey, I want to give a shout out, speaking of old stuff from the nineties, I want to give a shout out to Brett for having us watch an old vintage weather channel yesterday. Weather on the eights, dude. That was very confusing. You were very confused, as you should have been. We just wanted to vibe. i don't care what the weather was in saratoga springs in 1993 on a random tuesday in july yeah but i'm in that mode right now where i don't really feel like watching like sports center

or first take or whatever the fuck's on the tv screen because it's just a bunch of 49ers highlights yeah and so like i just i decided to put it on the next best thing which is the weather channel and we were like damn they don't do the cool music anymore so we just put on an old old And so I decided to put it on the next best thing, which is the Weather Channel. And we were like, damn, they don't do the cool music anymore. So we just put on an old recording of it. Honestly, vibes were at an all-time high. Who put that together? That's a weird, obscure thing to make.

I put that Celtic shit on the other day, and y'all were vibing to it. That was dope. See? It's 71 outside today. It's hot, dude. It's just not giving Celtic. Celtic is year-round. It's not giving Shire. When are you going to watch Lord of the Rings?

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You're hanging out with Charlie Strong. My son and my partner, Parks. Yeah, we're going to, he's probably going to want to have a sleepover. He's really into those these days his buddies they all get together on the weekends and that'll be fun are they pulling pranks yet yeah sleepover like on each other on you are there any hijinks i don't know i don't know yeah if he wants to just show his dad that that'd be cool too dude should we teach him how to slime dylan oh how good it would be if we just had dylan getting slimed they put

dylan's hand in warm water i don't want to get slimed dude it'd be so good how would be if we just had Dylan getting slimed put Dylan's hand in warm water I don't want to get slimed would you be proud if you woke up and you saw Parks and his boys hovering around you trying to put your hand in hot water I would be I might consider just pissing the bed just to give him that memory that'd be a real hard one to come back from are you the cool parent that lets them do pants beers

if they're not drinking it I'll let Parks do a pants beer. They're doing pants cola. Maybe. That's all I have on the docket. My weekend is pretty wide open. We've got good weather on Sunday. I think Saturday is a little iffy.

So catch me outside Sunday. PM storms, potentially. But I'm pretty open. You guys want to link and build? I'll be available. We'll put on weather on the 8th so we get out there and check and see. Do you guys want to link and build? I'll be available. We'll put on weather on the 8th so we get out there and check and see. Do you guys want to link and build?

Is PM Storms what they do in England instead of January 6th? Prime Minister. You get it? Prime Minister. You understand. Yeah. That's all I got, man.

I'm pretty open. Hmm. We've got my son's third birthday party saturday afternoon uh his birthday was yesterday he turned three hey roads allow me to be the first on saturday i might come through man yeah again it's it's a it's a kid place where they do kid it's not at my house it's not at a bar if it was at my house i would say i would be like yeah we'd like but like this i'd understand if nobody it's you know kids kids under under five are going to be there but we'll be there i got to figure out how much if i'm supposed to i can bring beer and wine apparently i don't know how much to bring

i'm going to overdo it because i feel like the dads aren't really going to do it like drink, but we got to have the option there. Um, so other than that, there's rumor of golf. Are you going to bring any Celsius? Alyssa did that. Totally. She got me Celsius for Christmas. She got me a case of Celsius. And so I have like six left. I will put some in the cooler if there's going to be a certain Celsius connoisseur there. What if we started making... What are those golf course cocktails? DKRs? DCRs?

Yeah, but the other one. Transfusion? Yeah, what if we started making transfusions but instead of like grape juice we started using like grape rush oh you're obsessed man yeah you're not even allowed to drink grape rush dude because no one gave you a bid oh i'm trying to get a cans fusion yeah do you hear what i said no the cans fusion he sort of replaces blood with beer from cans that's from the group text um other than that man it's look i know some people are gonna be bummed because my weekend's not killer and dope but that's gonna be it got family coming in dude i think that sounds killer and dope

thank you don't beat yourself up about your son and your partner man thank you they grew up so fast baby uh three is a tough one i mean because three is like fuck you're three he's three you know what i mean four is the cutest age by the way you think yeah it's the best age i remember parks at four he would just beat the shit out of me constantly it's a perfect balance of like still being like little and cute but also like they can hold like real conversations and shit and they start to be more self-sufficient it's just a good it's a good mix good blend of the two noted yeah check it out a year from now i think i know what this guy's weekend looks like me yeah i got a pretty good

idea yeah i'm gonna be out of the office a little bit on Friday afternoon because I'm going to the 3.30 showing of Dune. I also have tickets to the 6.30 showing of Dune as well as the 9.30 showing of Dune. Really? Yeah. So I'll be – if you guys want any cups, I can bring them to you on Monday after they've gone through the dishwasher.

That's so disgusting. What? I don't want them to have a bunch of popcorn salt on them and stuff when I give them to you. It's awful. That'd be disrespectful. Right. And so, yeah, we'll see how that goes. Saturday, you know it's for the boys.

So I'm going to go. One of my squad members is having a birthday party. It's BYOB, bring your own wine as well. I think i'm going to show up with a palette of celsius and so yeah i'm just going to mob with the absolute boys that day um i don't know sunday has been a little rumbling and maybe some golf action i haven't played since august have you guys been on oh you haven't seen it yet uh gin the handicap keeping app has put out a gin wrapped for your last year. And Dylan's mind cannot comprehend this.

No. And it, it honestly was pretty devastating to see it. It takes your, your handicap recap from 2023 and tells you how it started and how it ended. It also gives you some next gen stats and it's not good for me right now. I started last year at a 13.4 and I ended at a 12.7, always improving,

never, never settling. But it told me that last year I played 10.4 and I ended at a 12.7 always improving never never settling uh but it told me that last year I played 10 courses and I posted 12 total scores I always post every score because I want my handicap to be high um and so it's just been tough realizing I played golf once a month last year just doesn't sit well with me and so I'm on a new initiative I'd like to play at least twice a month this year and so Sunday might just have to be the day, especially if it's beautiful outside. I wish I hadn't seen this.

This is depressing on a number of levels. Yours is way more depressing than mine, dude. Eight scores posted. You've got to play more than that, dog. You're not playing enough. Some say you play too much. It's not me saying that, though. Oh, show this to my wife.

I sent it to Sally, and I said it's really sad. I played once a month last year i wanted to test the waters male friendships dying on the golf course a lot of people aren't talking enough about the fact that after 35 male friendship is just over hey did jersey jerry find that needle in the haystack i think they did that's good yeah yeah i think they're making a perpetual motion machine next week what's that look like i don't know dude they've never made one so we're gonna have to see how it works never ends perpetual you think jerry and big cat can figure this out hard to say when are we doing davy after dark davy after dark is just gonna be me showing up to the movie theater with no tickets and just seeing if i can get the souvenir dune cup. And they're like, sorry, you have to be going. And it's like, just give me the fucking cup. Dave, just give people, give people Davey After Dark,

give them the one that they want, which is you doing Edward Forty Hands without taking a piss. I don't make it halfway through the first 40. It's 20 ounces and I'm pissing myself. 20 ounces to piss, 40 ounces to freedom. Stop. No, it's actually way more. It's 20 ounces and I'm pissing myself. 20 ounces to piss, 40 ounces to freedom. Stop. No, it's actually way more. It's 80 ounces to freedom. There's no one actually finishing. And if you have to piss, you have to go start over. You have to take two new 40s to your hands. Would it be cheating if I, as a bit, I just pour, I did a pants beer with the 40 hands to cover up the fact that I just pissed myself publicly if you that's a good out if if you're still playing edward 40 hands with your squad members i think it's a good out if you

say you can just pour the rest on yourself and call it a day yeah that's so much to pour in your pants a lot it's getting in your boots it's glugging out don't pants beard on my boots and tell me it's rain okay fun episode guys hey boys it was a fun one for the week started with david just choking running off oh yeah clip that randy yeah i feel bad for our friends it went down the wrong pipe well it wasn't the product like the product didn't jump out of the bottle and choke you david user error yeah right are you you're not the throat goat anymore. No. I gave up that title long ago.

Ready to get out of here, guys? Bye. you