Circling Back - Cemetery Potato Salad & Champagne Supernovas

Episode Date: April 22, 2024

We bought a Golden Tee machine, some dude in Halifax just ate a ton of potato salad outside of a cemetery, Dillon brings back The Space Bar to talk about the once-in-a-lifetime supernova that Dave and Will obviously had questions about, Pookie and Jett had their luggage stolen at Coachella, Recapping This Weekend in Fun, announcing the new Patreon format (Cold Call), and more. Sign up for Cold Call: www.washedmedia.com/coldcall Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:00) Cold Call + Golden Tee Announcement (19:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (35:40) Real Eater of the Week: The Halifax Potato Salad Eater (43:30) Space Bar: It’s a supernova, bitch. (57:06) Pookie and Jett Stolen Luggage at Coachella Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (enter your email for discount on site!) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Aura Frames: www.auraframes.com (CIRCLING for $30 off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

we are coming all right we're back circling back podcast wash media hq my name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Ruff. No video. I can get away with whatever I want. Hey, Dylan. I'm not even going to say what he just did. It's inappropriate.

Serious question. He fed the geese on you. I got a very serious question. I'm sure it's going to be so serious. When we started the previous podcast, how long before we had video? Touching base. Like a year and a half. Was it that long? No, it was longer than that.

No. Yeah, because we didn't have video until we brought Randy on, and we didn't bring Randy on until we had the new studio, and we didn't bring Randy on until uh march of 2020 and we started the company in january of 2019 okay well what about the first pod touching base i don't know i don't know about touching base i'm trying to remember when we it was like uh a couple months in yeah it was when we moved from the uh the original studio in building one to the uh the other studio in building yeah the studio was just a conference room that's right yeah huh the ceiling was the roof no people were saying the ceiling is the rough

it was like a nod to me what what people like some of those you didn't see the critics the ops the pod critics what else did they say about us? Good stuff? They're saying that Will DeFreeze is the best host in the game. Who's their favorite? They're saying, while D-Man, we know who their favorite was. Which D-Man? They're saying original D-Man.

Oh, so me? Hey. People can't see what you're doing. Anyway, I'm real happy to be here. What a wonderful day. Love being in the 40s. Crispy out. Borderline crispy.

Not quite crispy, but like flirting with it in spring. This is what you want. It's a crispy morning. Don't get used to it. Major fall vibes last two days. Crispy. All right, I'm reading this text. I got this text at 2 a.m. the other night from Dylan.

Must have been lonely. It's 2 a.m the other night from dylan must have been lonely it's 2 a.m and it says hey your boy is absolutely throwed off some mid right now is there any way you'll start introducing me as big motion on the podcast the reason you know that's not me who sent that is because i don't smoke med and plus we call you big lotion wait why because of that big old bottle on your nightstand come on stop don't put these images in people's heads what dude i think you should moisturize i'm glad you're moisturizing i just talked to you about getting something removed my arm recently it's non-cancerous thank you to all

who are concerned moistur Moisturize. I was actually told by my dermatologist that I'm under moisturizing. That's why I'm itchy. So what did he recommend? Or she? She. Wow, Dave. This is my apology.

You made an assumption, but you caught yourself. You know, I apologize to all my... No, she just told me to do some big motion with some big lotion. Just didn't give you a brand? I don't know. She probably said CeraVe or something. Most people are loving CeraVe these days. That is what Westlake Durham recommended to me.

Yeah, CeraVe... I want to get out ahead of this because I have done sponsored content for CeraVe before. And so this is non-spawn, but I have heard that CeraVe's just kind of got it like that. They got big motion over there. Notylan dylan doesn't work for them he works with lubriderm too i just do face moisturizer that's it dog i've been put on a morning cream lately i don't think it's doing much for your boy though i'm a naturally very oily person y'all know this

about me i'm an oily boy i don't need to moisturize the body that much i just stay lubed up i don't think we know that about you no i've shared that i'm a i'm an oily boy okay i don't know how i don't know how oil affects the skin in general like i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing because i don't i don't focus on that kind of it's good and bad okay like growing up i dealt with acne pretty about like severely do you have acne yeah i did too dog for sure yeah but also if you don't have bacne your your puberty wasn't hitting hard it's also a natural moisturizer okay so that helps with aging a bit bro those uh those under the skin ones that are like under your shoulder blade that you can't reach are the worst oh you're like back there like trying to contort yourself like low-key

i still get it i haven't had any in a while, actually. I had it for a while, though. You're doing a cycle, aren't you? Dave gets it because he does steroids. I remember one time I was golfing with my boys in my early 20s, and I popped a zit on my back while we were golfing, and then it bled onto my shirt. And they were like, why did you just do that? And I was like, I don't know why I just did that, man.

I'm embarrassed of it on my back in the first place. Don't call it out. If I find one, I can't wait until later when I'm alone. I have to do it right then. I have to. It's a thing. One time I played golf with Will, and he had just had something removed, and he just was bleeding.

It was just a real dog day for him. Weirdly, I was actually there for that. Dog mentality. Dude, I'm a dog. You're just bleeding. I'm a dog. You're chilling. A chunk of your arm was missing.

Yeah, I don't care, dude. I'll still go out there and shoot a 91. It was this bloody sleeve moment. People said I couldn't shoot sub 92 with a bloody arm. And I did. It's a bloody sleeve. Try explaining to your wife that the dermatological procedure that you had done a week before now has to get redone because you wanted to go love with the boys. Drink some frozens to numb the pain.

You ever done that? Do you know people who call them blendeds instead of frozen? I've heard it, but like, what do you do? My lady friend calls them blendeds, and I'm like, you've got to stop. Referring to what? Margaritas? Sounds like too much like splendid. In a restaurant, they don't even blend them.

They put them in the machine. They're not blended. Yeah, they're not blended. Yeah, it's like, figure it out well it's more of a cement mixer than anything well you have a big motion in those machines you own a machine so you should probably know i'm not saying it works it doesn't dude don't even get me started that like i almost i almost gave micah some shit this weekend when he showed up to my son's birthday party without a margarita machine i almost said like hey like can i get a refund for this margarita machine that clearly doesn't

work but i just don't have it in me and mom right now no i think micah and i need to go down this together i think if i just put it all on micah he's gonna get really beaten down um he's got a lot on his plate right now i don't know if you guys spoke to him recently oh is it about the thing that you updated us on uh like a week or two ago what the the random life event that has now affected him significantly and he's like okay drowning in the responsibility bro let's go out this weekend there's a random life event i don't i can't get into it but yeah my micah had something bestowed upon him that was like uh okay now i have a lot of stuff to do and uh so yeah i don't think putting a margarita machine on his radar is gonna really yeah do much for him right now let him get

through this yeah he should throw that on facebook marketplace um i'm ready for my intro whenever you are big motion in the building man we were riffing and you had to interrupt it yeah you just want all the spotlight on you i'm so horned up for this uh space bar segment we have later today later this episode excited to talk about it you can get back to the riffing though, Dave. I'm sure it was really interesting. Do they call him Dave Riff? Just a reminder, there's no video today. Because I'm not here. You did say you missed him a little bit ago.

I missed him. Not to air your business out. No, it's okay. Sometimes you're really bogged down with something. You look over and you see him just over there fucking around. It's weird trying to focus on something in the morning. Sometimes, you know, you're really bogged down with something, you look over and you see him just over there fucking around. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. It's weird, like, trying to focus on something in the morning and, like, actually accomplishing it because you don't have Randy asking you random ass questions.

Just hovering. Yeah. Or, like, wondering when we're going to record episodes and shit. It's like, dude, shut up. Yeah. It's like, why are you trying to make a schedule, dude? Like, we don't operate like that. We'll get to it, dog.

We operate our company like a high-end country club. We don't have tea times or anything. We just vibe yeah getting my yo-yo and just just standing behind standing directly behind my screen and just for doing it a minute and i'm like dude please just take the yo-yo god we do miss him no we're just talking about the guy no i know i know i know it's tough without randy here um but we'll endure we'll be back tomorrow hey we got big news big big big big big news what is it uh people have heard about this um beyond the paywall but uh it's time to talk about it on a free episode we're doing cold call people are like hold on i knew i i knew i could feel a little chilly borderline crisp um but what's cold call well cold call is something

we're doing beyond the paywall where tomorrow we will be taking uh phone numbers from random backers who have given us their phone numbers and we will be calling the backers to have some just simple straightforward discussions with them we don't know how this will go it's probably the most it might be total ass yeah like this might not work or this might be the greatest thing we've ever produced or it might just be fine it's on y'all y'all better bring it bring the heat so here's what here's what we need from the backers if you would like to get called please go to washedmedia.com slash cold call again that's washedmedia.com slash cold call there's a link in the description of this episode. And you can go populate your phone number in this spreadsheet.

We will not sell your information unless we get a really good offer for it. And tomorrow between 1030 a.m. Central Time and noon Central Time, we will be calling people. This is probably, if you're on the East Coast, this is probably just perfect for an early lunch on a Tuesday. Just go sit somewhere, vibe vibe out get some headphones we might give you a call and see how it goes schedule a fake meeting do whatever you need to do be available tomorrow between 10 30 central time and noon central time so we can call you can we do the other announcement thing what's the other oh yeah yeah well i don't know if this is like an announcement because like just let it breathe yeah dude like you literally talked about announcing it 30 minutes ago doing this thing yeah dude like you need to chill dog i'm i'm just your emotion is a little fucking big right now i know i know

dude who gets more horny to to to announce things dylan or brett brett just does the eyes emoji on twitter with no context it's dylan it no it's i mean he can't dude he can't stop himself we had the most efficient meeting in washed media history on friday and it might have been because randy wasn't in the first six minutes we had we got a lot done i don't want to dunk on randy but but like his own mission valid questions yeah it would have been like logistics of camera stuff yeah and i'm all right he get the minutiae of a new initiative he just like he gets into louise no randy doesn't even know randy doesn't know what we did so like when like i will say that i appreciate randy's eye for detail but sometimes in meetings he has such an

eye for detail that we might fixate sometimes on some, some smaller details instead of going for like, you know, what Dylan would refer to as like a rock essentially. Like we get to train back on the tracks when he's in meetings with us. Cause he will derail. You got to find weapons of mass destruction. Well, so Dylan, do you want to, do you want to say, so we started the meeting and then about eight minutes later,

we had a significant charge on our credit card due to what the meeting yielded. I would like to give it to Dylan to announce what we've actually purchased. We spent a few thousand dollars. Yeah. Okay. So here's what we did. We bought a golden tea machine. A new one.

We are coming day after day. That's right. We say we splurged. We splurged for a Golden Tee machine. But this isn't just for funsies around the office. It's going to be funsies around the office, but that's not the whole point of it here. What's the point of it, Dave? Hopefully funsies.

I think funsies around the office. I feel like that's a big part of it. We're going to be streaming Golden Tee. It's going to be part of a bigger plan. What time? What kind of camera? We're going to be streaming Golden Tee. It's going to be part of a bigger plan. What time? What kind of camera? Do we have the right cords to set up? Hey,

we got to go wireless. That's exactly what he would be saying. Which is a valid question. We're probably going to need a super HDMI cord and a nitro one too. A nitro cord? A nitro cord. We got a Golden Tee machine and and a nitro one too yeah a nitro cord cord yeah we got a golden machine and it's gonna be uh it's gonna be part of a uh a live program that we're gonna be doing at least once a week streaming at least brother you might be seeing me up here by myself on

weekends well yeah well the we made we made a deal with dylan that we had to he could recoup the the cost of this by doing a marathon stream until we get enough Twitch donations in one marathon stream. I'll happily do that. Did you know, Dave? I'm looking at you. You're going to like this part. The Golden Tee did a collab with the PGA Tour. And there are now real courses in the game, not just the fantasy courses.

Ooh, I can't wait to play Roy Kaiser. I don't think Roy Kaiser is on there. But like TPC Sawgrass, for example, on there. That's going to be killer. That's cool, right? And guys, be ground floor. Go subscribe to the show. It's going to be called Golden Showers with Dylan.

No, that's not what it's called. Reminder, in case you're new here or just if you're new here i'm really sick at golden yeah so like there are very few situations where i will immediately hop on board with spending a significant amount of money on a piece of tech in the office that only one person is really good at and golden tea is one of those dylan is dylan is so good that he has stopped me from even trying to play the game because i didn't want to go and get intimidated at the golden tea machine at grand x and i i thought it was like a joke that you were really good i thought it was like a whole cocky like oh i'm dorn i'm good at everything kind of thing it delivers it's

a it's a dylan cocky thing that he has every right to be cocky about. So they have a tournament every Thursday, I think, or Tuesday down at the Mean Eyed Cat in Austin, downtown. It's a classic dive bar. And we've been wanting Dylan to go there to play some money games, to scare some people, to crack some skulls. I need reps. I haven't played in a long time. I need to get back on the saddle. In the saddle, whenever you say that. I think you back on the saddle in the saddle whenever you say that i think you get on the saddle right once this thing's in here i'm gonna i'm gonna log some hours getting really

good again okay and once once i'm where i need to be i will i will play in that tournament you bet your ass i will i don't care what you do as long as you're live streaming as long as we have branded merch uh as long as roback is very prevalent on the streams as long as those things happen i'm fine yeah it's gonna happen it's gonna happen i'm really excited about it you guys should be excited about it too it'll be entertaining i will be linking squad we'll get the squad involved i'm linking it to my only fans and i'll be playing rounds of golf shirtless so oh well that's exciting that i can't i mean i can match it i can't beat it that's what i thought you're not a real beater never were okay okay i will be keeping track of

my handicap as somebody who has played about five rounds of the the new machines are are sick there's much different from the one we had in the Grand X office. Okay. So we have like a new top of the line machine. It's brand new. You're going to have an app on your phone. You can log in via the app. You just hold your phone up and it'll log you in. That's crazy tech, yo.

It's crazy tech. What do you do? I throw away all the coins that I get in life. So do I need to start keeping those so I can feed the machine? No, this is not an arcade machine. This is a home edition. So no money required. That would be cool if it required coins arcade machine. This is a home edition. So no money required. That would be cool if it required coins.

The money we spend is out front. That would be sick. Hey, is there a possibility of team events? Do they have different formats? Can you? I don't know. You can play. So it's also connected to the internet.

We can play people. Are you serious? We can play people from other locations which is also leaves uh gives us some opportunity for uh content okay if you want to see this content we'll be doing it on twitch twitch.tv slash wash media i don't know what the actual url is but we're wash media we'll be doing it from whatever youtube channel either circling back or wash media just go subscribe there we'll be simulcasting as you say simulcasting if this thing doesn't arrive this week it's gonna be a bummer but it's next week is more likely i would think we went from saying okay yeah let's do it maybe we'll order it next month once we have a plan in

place and then about 90 seconds later dylan was on the website placing the order and we were like hell yeah let's fucking ride hey horny and if this goes really, not ruling out a full sim. Not ruling out a full sim in this business. Dave has been trying to angle for us to get a full golf simulator this entire time. We may not have room for it, but hey, we'll figure it out. We'll make Randy find a way. I know one person who'll find a way, and he's sitting out there right now i wish you didn't buy this the second after i published uh the state of wash media on uh the sub stack this past week like i feel like that could have been something we could have included but now i just have even

more to write about in may yeah yeah if i have negative you better have positive uh findings in may when i write the state of wash media that i don't that I don't want to have to air you out and say, like, Dylan's not a real streamer. I am so committed to this. I promise you I will put the work – I will put the time in. If you say so. Yeah. If you say so.

I'll do a marathon until I get, like, shoot whatever score or – we'll find some fun stuff to do. About it. See about it. I've got something to say. Okay. Hey, Chicago. We are coming. And it's because of Mugsy.

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what you got into this weekend? I will happily do so. Thank you for asking, Will. Big baseball weekend. Parks had a game Friday and Saturday. Saturday, you expected the game to get rained out. It didn't. It caught two dubs over the weekend. He's hitting the ball well, making a few plays in the field.

He's really rounding into form, and you love to see it for the kid. Yeah, he's really putting the barrel on the ball. Are you worried that he's maybe wasting time around the bases if he's taking a round route to the base? No. You want to be a little more direct at it? That's not exactly what I meant. The kid's game is coming around.

Okay. Looking good. Okay. It sounds like they're well above 500. They only have one loss. Yeah, that's pretty good. They're seven and eight and one, somewhere around there. Okay.

What's his OPS? Hard to say. It's solid, though. Good slugging? Before I went to the game Saturday, I stopped by the DeFries residence. There was a little birthday party there for the little guy. Fritz, Fritz man turned three, 420. Got to see the house for the first time.

I loved it. I asked Dylan, I was like, hey, you want to tour? And he's like, oh, I just gave myself one. I was like, well, do you want to see the upstairs? He's like, I don't know. I already saw the upstairs. I walked in to see Sally. And I said, I love your place.

And I was like, she was busy. I said, can I just give myself the tour? She said, yes, please go do it. And so I did. I went in every room except for the master bedroom. Doors closed. Respect. The house is sick, man.

I love it. Well, I told Dylan that had he walked into the master bedroom, he would have seen a contraption that probably looks like a sex swing, but it's actually a little bouncy thing for our infant child. Is it hanging from the ceiling? No, it's just, but it's hanging from a thing that's like over six feet tall okay and so it just looks hilarious if you walked in out of context and i was like yeah there was definitely one person who i you know tangentially know through maybe their child or something who walked in and saw this random swing good little shindig man the

weather held off for you it was nice dude it was a good time yeah we were pretty happy with uh everything involved then i hit a crawfish boil saturday your friends are built different to throw an in-house crawfish boil well because of the rain it was supposed to be a backyard situation uh it got it was a little it's a little gross that afternoon so he he rented a big tent for the driveway and that's where the crawfish situation happened keg in the garage oh i thought you're gonna say closet you know your boy did a keg a big tent for the driveway. And that's where the crawfish situation happened. Keg in the garage. Oh, I thought you were going to say closet. You know your boy did a keg stand.

That's not where those go. Yeah, what? So, okay. Is that what that was? Can we put that on? Can we like reel this? Can we use this video? Yeah. Yeah, we can do it.

How many seconds did you go? So, there's a slow count. You saw the video? It's a slow count. We can just time it ourselves. I mean, we can just time it. It's not a big deal. We can just see how long the video is's a slow count we can put it we can just time it ourselves if you i mean we can just time it it's not a big deal we can just see how long the video is and make some assumptions i did a 13 count which is probably more like a 20 second keg stand which look i'm out of you know

i'm out of shape i'm out of drinking shape i'm not i'm not in a friday who can do the longest keg stand at wash right now brett oh probably brett it's not randy doesn't drink beer yeah it's not randy you dave's a lightweight i think i could do it yeah i think it's the competition's being brett i'm not a real chugger i'm not a real i'm not a real chugger i can't chug i can chug dennis and that's it because they got that nitro never been my game what kind of beer was in that keg yeah what you got you got in that keg? It was Miller Lite. There you go. Did it shoot down your throat?

Oh, Vortex keg. It wasn't a Vortex keg, unfortunately. That's a bummer, dude. They should start making geyser kegs that just spray out the top. Yeah. Who was your boy that was pumping for you? Yeah. Was he a real pumper?

The pumper was my friend David who hosted the party. It was his brother-in-law whose name is also david actually oh dude d2 shout out to him good time good people uh man a lot of fun did you black out i love the house party man you black the fuck out i didn't black the fuck out no why i just i just drink you know enough to be social and have fun that's understandable i get it it's a good reason i'm an adult i'll take that reason yeah and then sunday just chill with the homie we got a bike ride off and play some baseball walk stella and the weather was superb yesterday my goodness yesterday was an all-time weather day a little breezy little breezy it was great but it felt

like a fall day dude and that's it that concludes my weekend in fun. Excellent little weekend. D man. Ooh. Um, started, um, watching Shogun second time through. Wait, you're already doing a rewatch.

I, yeah. Alyssa was doing a rewatch. Actually, what she's doing is not a rewatch. She was catching up and I just watched it. It's that good of a show to where I'm happy watching it again. If Sally said to me right now, I want to start from the beginning,

are you willing to watch four and a half episodes with me? I would say yes. Yeah, especially because I didn't have any other options, really. I need another show because I know Shogun's ends tomorrow. So I'm going to need something else to work in. Although I'm going to be very busy with NBA, NHL playoffs, also Major League Baseball.

Hey, shout out YouTube TV for the multi-view between NBA and NHL. Beautiful. Well done. Really well done. Really well done. But yeah, Saturday morning was a big birthday morning we had a we had an early party and meanwhile brewing which is like the ultimate

place to do your kids birthday party and i have to say it's it's great their playground's great do you beer that early in the morning i didn't because i knew i was gonna be bearing it your place other dudes bearing it yeah okay yeah i don't judge the the early beer if at the birthday party's at a brewery no no i think you can get away with it's more acceptable um i went cold brew nitro wow um that's when you got to warm up for because they've got like the uh the rope ladder thing that the kids want to climb well my son three and a half that's his name three and a half uh he wants to climb it and he's not able to climb it right because he's that's his age also coincidentally so a lot of like holding him so he can pretend to do the monkey bars and all that it's hell on the shoulders why don't you just tell him to find a way figure it out dude

dude there's some kids are he sees like a six-year-old doing the monkey bars like with no problem and he wants to try it. And I'm just like, yeah, just don't, man. Just don't. Have y'all tried monkey bars recently? No. You guys work out, so it's probably not as jarring as it was for me. But I was like, damn, I got to... When did you do this?

I was just bored while I was at the park with Fritz one day. And, you know, I was following him around and figured, well, I can jump... When did you do this? I was just bored while I was at the park with Fritz one day and I was following him around and figured, well, I can jump up and do a couple. And then I got like three in and was like, I'm weak as hell. I should probably remedy that. You should train a little bit before you do that Tough Mudder. Yeah, I mean,

I usually don't train before those though. You just in yeah i like doing them raw shows like what kind of man you really are he's just raw dog in the tough mutter that's tough dude speaking of i should probably spit out this tough mutter i got my oh yeah brother sorry thank god i had a spitter right here um dude dude our our our grandfathers always dreamt of us uh spitting um you know nicotine pouches into our celsius cans that's just what they always envisioned um went right from there to uh casa de fritz and celebrated there. Perfect bounce house situation. Rhodes immediately took his shoes off,

ran right to it. He was like, okay, now I can go mingle. Had a great time. Something about Rhodes is that he loves a slide. Kids love a bounce house. Dude, he loves a slide.

So meanwhile, has a pretty sick slide situation. It's so, he's like so bored of going down regular on a slide that he brought like a giant, the theme of the party, the first party was like, oh, bring a toy truck. Somebody brought like a big Tonka truck type deal. So he brought it up to the top of the slide. Wasn't even his and just let it go down the side. And that thing would have smoked a kid. We look over like mortified as this thing just crashing down. Just, I love that, that feeling of just being bored. So you have to just figure

out new ways to, uh, create havoc, but yeah, it was a good time. Had exactly two beers. Nice. At your place. I think I went Pacificoifico yeah there were a lot of medellos left over the pacificos went quick i went pacifico went back for one it was gone they were gone so i went medello which is a great you drank the only medello dave really yeah i like medello i know i do too but everyone pacifico i went from just went home after that hung out it was very very low key man very low key yesterday didn't do much we had some good rain saturday night um yeah thinking if i missed anything it was a very much like uh all right you got some big stuff on the horizon let's just let's stay in now rest up

watch some sports do the sports and then then we'll get back at it next weekend. I had a massive weekend. Thursday night, I bought something. I bought the entire live stream for the Fish Sphere Show. I wanted to know what it's going to look like in there. Because right now, up to this point, all we've seen is like U like youtube and stuff everyone's seen that giraffe video a million

times i want to see what it's like when like a band is just going just giving it their all yeah i have to say wild shit coming out of the sphere i gotta say i've never been into fish but that looked really fun uh you can you can go on youtube and watch like the first 30 minutes of each of the shows on their youtube channel and just like get a feel for it. I will say that the first night I was kind of like unimpressed with a lot of the graphics. I was like, that's kind of just like a screensaver. Like it's not really that cool. And they seem to build on that every single night after, like every single night after it was crazier, crazier, crazier. And like, I don't know how tickets are already expensive for the sphere right now. I don't know how they're going to sustain sustain this like it's going to be an outrageous ticket for a lot of big bands that go through

there the video the video i saw from inside the sphere from the fish show was pretty sick have you guys seen the uh car wash the car wash video dude imagine being just like i have not on some uh substances and going in watching that there's a ton of different videos like there's so many different videos that like were just like mind-blowing yeah the car wash was pretty sick yeah i mean there's just a lot of stuff going on in there um i'm glad i'm glad i ended up doing it because it was it was a cool thing to see and it got me really excited for seeing dead and company there but i honestly spent a lot of my nights just like sitting down and watching the 30 minute beginning of that show and falling asleep all weekend just because I wanted to see yeah Dave's little D's

getting blown off right now isn't that cool yeah yeah um and so yeah I spent some time I spent a lot of nights just hanging out doing that for a little bit uh and then um yeah we had Fritz man's birthday party had a bunch of people over uh hadn't hosted anybody in that kind of scenario in a long time. It makes you want to throw another party without kids there. No offense to the kids. Your front yard situation is just begging for like the boys pulling up lawn chairs and a sixer and just going to town. Yeah, I think I'm going to throw a party soon.

Like I think I'm going to throw a full on party. It's like we have a great yard for it. I had a blast doing it with a bunch of kids around. I think it's time to just throw a party. It's a perfect like college football watch hosting house. Yeah, yeah. We need an outdoor TV. We could easily set up an outdoor TV.

Very easily. Easily. Easily done. It's also like where your home is situated in the neighborhood. It's like very visible to the neighbors. So like the neighbors who are out and about active, they see shit going on. It's giving hub, like neighborhood hub. I need it. it yeah i kind of wish the neighbors would have come over but i'm just i don't know man i you know how i be i'm just struggling meeting my neighbors man

you're gonna do what to your neighbors you had one neighbor look real chill right across i don't know man like i i'm sure they are like i've got nothing bad to say all my neighbors have been mad respectful this entire time maybe they they're all from Cali. Maybe, maybe. Well, I didn't really do too much the rest of the time. I did go to record store day. I've never seen a larger line for anything in Austin, Texas than record store day. I've been to a million different South by things.

Like I've never seen a line this long in Austin for literally anything. I did cop Dylan for you one. I know you're very interested. I did cop the special release of the Jerry Garcia band. I did not get the Talking Heads release that you're pretty hot on. But that's okay. We will endure. We will endure.

Okay. Good weekend, though. Got a lot of Modellos to clear out. So might need to have the boys over soon and later. Oh, no. I'm going to Austin FC next weekend. Not to ruin this weekend in fun but the the boys did win uh one zero against houston dynamo this week so uh you know texas derby we're just fucking cruising

dude all i want to do is take one cbd and go see fish at the sphere yeah yeah i get it dude i get it two cbds might be a lot though i yeah i'm typically one guy but like yeah i couldn't handle this visual like evil fish on two i'd be in trouble what about two cb still not 100 sure what it is i think i feel like i feel okay that's usually paywall content yeah no no i wouldn't recommend taking a twocb in there okay i did like following at all because it's probably really sketchy i was following uh bro bible brandon's uh trip to this concert yeah he had a good tweet about bands that he thinks will eventually play there and and it made me like it made me pretty hyped up to go yeah it like so i i've been following a

lot of stuff on red between Debt and Company and Phish because they've been, I mean, everyone's just very interested in it because those are the two bands that followed up U2 there. So there's a lot of people wondering like, what's security like? Like whatever, blah, blah, blah. But like the biggest takeaway was people saying like the sphere surpasses your expectations. It was already hard getting Phish tickets for this. And now like a lot of people were saying, I'm glad I got tickets now because I don't know how I would ever do it in the future. It's going to be such a tough ticket to get for so many bands, but it's a whole new medium, man.

He did mention that like tool, uh, potentially playing there. And I'm not like super into tool, but I'm enough into tool to where tool would be a sick show there. Who else did he say? Um, Brandon, Brandon Wenner. Yeah. At Brandon Wenner. We've had him on a, where tool would be a sick show there who else did he say um brandon what brandon wennerd yeah at brandon wennerd we've had him on uh we've had him on circling back before when's he coming to town soon i think here's the thing here's the thing there's so many people at the sphere this weekend that like a lot of people are like wait like i need to get out of this round space is Is there any Squarespace that I can slide into? And I got good news for you. Yes, yes, there is. Today's podcast is

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Never been there. I haven't either. I know it's in Canada. The reason I know it's in Canada is because the website that I'm reading this from is.ca, which is Canada. Well, some dude in Halifax decided to go to a cemetery and just eat potato salad and uh he got quite the crowd around him uh do you guys mind if i just read some of the article to you to kind of set the scene um okay the holy cross cemetery gates loomed in front of a waterlogged riley mary as he plunged into another pound's worth of potato salad wow bathed in the amber light of the police cruiser

headlights a crowd of a hundred cheered as riley mary downed three hot sauce slathered bowlfuls bowlfuls of salad his attempt at a fourth resulted in vomiting um first things first whoever penned this is it's beautiful really well done it's beautiful um a well done here. It's beautiful. A cemetery? Why? He was eating pounds of potato salad at a cemetery. What didn't you understand about this? A tribute to those who have passed. He's a real eater.

Okay. Was this like an homage to one of the deceased? Like they invented potato salad or something? Where's the tie in? Well, here, let's see if he has any justification for it as we keep reading. Quote, this is a quote from him i was just stuffing it in as much as i could but it just came right back out there was nothing i could do it didn't matter how much water i chugged to push it down in total mary got through 3.8 pounds of supermarket potato salad uh he was

loading up more and more of the mustardy mix and felt like quote when you go trick-or-treating and you just slowly see that you're getting too much candy for your bag. No one's ever had that reaction. Just like that, yeah. No one's ever had that reaction like, oh, I have too much candy in my bag. This is so relatable. Apparently, there was a TikTok post about this that got a bunch of views on it. And apparently, people in halifax are called haligonians that's sick dude shout out to my haligonians out there big halifax they've been

churning out memes and jokes about the event by the pound is this like the dude who ate a chicken every day remember that guy i don't know like i just don't get it it said like they i think they asked him why he was doing this and he was just like uh because like they sell it by the pound at the grocery store how did he get people to show up i think because he had already done this maybe and then he just had a bunch of people like i here's let me click the tiktok is he okay like in the head i think so i mean he's he he's just eating potato salad the guy likes potato salad oh did he go mustard base or mayo mustard mustard that's my choice too i see i'm not i'm not anti i'm not anti anything like

i'll eat either mustard or mayo base do you guys like warm or cold i usually typically eat it cold but if it is served warm i'm not going to be like i wish this was cold german style cold and mustard based oh yeah and hopefully without big chunks of celery and i don't fuck with that oh you don't see for me i love it because the celery typically has like a crunch which is what i don't like and the potato is typically cooked enough to where it's soft so there's like a subtle juxtaposition between the two okay yeah there it is okay so apparently those see your point apparently the event was supposed to happen in the cemetery and the reason the cops showed up is because they didn't want to do it in the cemetery so they made them do it

outside of the cemetery i just feel like there are better places to eat potato salad. Okay. Name one. Yeah. Name like one. You can't do it. You just tried. You just fucking tried. You're a dining room table. Oh, the dining room.

A parking lot. A parking lot. A park bench. That's more depressing. A park bench. Park bench is sad. He did say that this is a cemetery. He did say that he was glad the cops were there because he said it made it, quote, picture-wise, I think it made it cooler.

Which, yeah, I think so too. He said, I can't believe Halifax supported me the way they did. Some people brought posters to the gathering. I still don't think there's an actual reason that he was doing this. Were they mounted police? That would be sick. He said the event was an absurd ode to freedom quote it's an inspiration you can really just go to costco buy a five pound tub of potato

salad sit by the side of the road and eat it you can do whatever you want he said well yeah you can do it hell yeah but like you don't have to so why are you anti people's freedoms no i'm anti eating five pounds of potato salad in a cemetery. I think that's- Sounds like you're diet shaming. Does Roger Dorn not want people to be free? Let's go out this weekend. There's a salad event happening. There's a potato salad eating happening.

It's very- Would you be upset if this went down like near or on the gravesite of like one of your ancestors? I don't think that would bother me so much. Really? Impressive to get people to show up in the rain too. Clearly very rainy there. So Dave, this is connected to the guy that ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days.

Yeah, it's in the here and the article. Yeah, the reason that he did it was, I mean, I think he wanted to do something similar, but he also threw some pretty harsh words toward the guy saying, there's no way a rotisserie chicken is harder to eat than five pounds of potato salad. Ooh.

Here's the thing. I never saw Dan eat five pounds of potato salad for lunch at Grand X. Yeah, but he did 50 in 50 days. 40 in 40 days. Sorry, 40 in 40 days. I think I still follow that guy on Twitter. The chicken guy?

Yeah. Or Dan? Both of them. But eating one a day, that's just annoying on a daily basis. Like it's a grind, but it's a 40 day grind. and there's bones eating five pounds of potato salad that's a lot of potato salad dude it's a lot five pounds of it i think i could do it once but i don't know if i could do it more than that that's like that vortex bucket full of potato salad basically you

think that seems like a lot of potatoes it's a lot of potato salad dude what if we kissed while i ate potato salad at the cemetery potato salad is just inherently not sexy i just you might be eating the wrong types of potato salad it's not a sexy food no one has ever been like hey come over i made potato salad like oh what else did you make just in case i want that's it i made five pounds of it what is your key ingredient in potato salad potatoes okay okay save potatoes i've never actually made potato salad sally went through a nice little nice little run of making potato salad during covid summer and i have to say it was fucking good at it oh yeah she she went heavy on the dill oh Ooh, I like plenty of dill. I was pretty happy with the dill play. You like the dill?

I like the dill. I do. Hey, Dorn. Is it time for my space ball? Hold on. Hey, Dorn. What's your dill? Yes.

My name's Dylan. That's good. Oh, we've seen this video. Dill Pickle was a nickname that some people gave me when I was a kid. I didn't particularly care for it, but it was better than nickname that some people gave me when I was a kid. I didn't particularly care for it, but it was better than the other one they gave me. DJ? Dildo.

That's objectively bad. My buddy came up to me in about first grade and looked at me straight in the eyes and said, Will, you're ill. Take a pill. Fucking ruined me, dude. Bars. How do you recover from that? I didn't, dude. He said it probably a million times that year, and every single time it just cut me deep i'm like dude i'm not i'm not ill dude i don't need anything

damn fool that's cold man i know dude it was kind of messed up can we get to the space bar coming at me sideways like that why don't you want to talk more about a dude who's eating potato salad i just feel like next to a cemetery i feel like the conversation has run its course a little bit all right oh kind of like a supernova. Because we accidentally removed the space bar music from the roadcaster. We're going to roll with just touching base. That was actually me. I replaced it with Davis Clark saying that they're coming.

Touching space. Reach out and touch space. All right. You guys ready? We have another once-in-a-lifetime opportunity coming up, folks. This is not about an eclipse. Okay. But the other one's not once-in-a-lifetime.

You're right. Totality, I mean, depending on where you are in the world geographically, it could be once in a lifetime. Anyway, here we go. Between now and September, this is an estimation, you're going to see the T. coronae borealis explode. T. coronae. Explode. This is a star Okay

He's got the Corona virus And you'll be able to see it with the naked eye We are exploding Okay, so For several days Again Between now and September We don't know what's going to happen exactly

But there will be some kind of announcement hopefully So we're on bust watch? We're on star bust watch. So what is this thing? It's a star. It's exploding and you can see with the naked eye. Here's the thing. This star is 3,000 light years away. What does that mean?

Yeah, I don't know. I sure don't know what that means. It means the star exploded 3,000 years ago and the light is just not getting to us. 3,000 years ago, and the light is just not getting to us. 3,000 years ago, this thing busted. Do you understand? That's how a light year works, David. That's Old Testament. So it's already busted, and now it's coming our direction.

3,000 years ago. It's an Old Testament busting. Think about that. That's like 1,000 BC. No. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy bust happening. Yeah.

So 3,000 years ago, this thing busted. Is this maybe what killed the dinosaurs? No, this is a star exploding. This is not a comet. Did dinosaurs ever exist? Yes, they did. There's a lot of evidence.

Bro, it's got a sick dinosaur puzzle. Or there's a lot of evidence that's been produced by people that are paid to produce evidence that indicates that dinosaurs existed. That's why they're calling them paleontologists. Yep. Okay, so if you look up at the star right now, you can't see it with just the naked eye. It's too dim.

But when it explodes, you're going to have several days where you can see the light explosion, and then it'll start to fade and disappear. I thought it already exploded. It did 3,000 years ago. However, because it is 3,000 light years away, the light has not yet reached Earth. Right, that's what I'm saying though. Okay, okay, you're right, Dave. Sorry, I didn't mean to step on you.

So what is this triggering, like runaway nuclear fusion or something? No, it's just a cool event that you can see with your eyeballs. Well, why did it explode? Stars just be doing that sometimes. Our sun will explode at some point. Are there any landslides happening right now?

There might be a landslide happening somewhere. Can you explain that? Well, there's a champagne supernova in the sky. Right. See, this is not a champagne supernova. This is just an exploding star. What is the exit velo of a cannonball? You're watching too much Shogun. No, I'm just saying because it says, slowly walking down the halllo of a cannonball? You've been watching too much Shogun.

No, I'm just saying because it says, slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannonball. What? I don't know. Just a weird. I'm really thinking about it. I don't know, David. Those Gallagher boys.

Ask those guys. He said he'd never play Coachella. Not a real. He said it's not a real festival. Well, they wouldn't let him bring his sledgehammer. Well, it's not real. They wouldn't let him take out sledgehammer what's not real about it they wouldn't let him take out those watermelons I think it's just for like

influencers and shit that's good that's good so what's the real one I don't know he plays like Nebworth and shit yeah what is the

what's the cool like your musicians yeah what's musicians I think I think people I think like the British popular one is Glastonbury

call it Glasto what about what about here? In America? Domestic. Probably Lilith there. I would say... If I had to anoint one music festival in the United States

with being the music festival of the United States, I think you know Lollapalooza? Is that Chicago? Yeah. I think that's the biggest one right now. Where's Coachella? Coachella's in Indio, California's Coachella? Coachella's in Indio, California

I just think Coachella's become such like an influencer kind of thing that like it's kind of just more for like Burning Man?

Burning Man's not a music festival per se though oh it's not? no it's it's more of just like a drug fest? I don't know

rich guy's playground he's gonna dress weird and play in the desert and do drugs and do sex yeah and come back and tell everybody about it I think it's just more

of like a festival not a music festival just a festival did not. I think it's just more of like a festival. Not a music festival. Just a festival. Did not know. I think it's definitely Stagecoach. Stagecoach is the one. What's bigger than Lala right now? ACL's not bigger than Lala.

ACL gets respect all around the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It gets respect. But it's not bigger than Lala. I wouldn't know. I'm not proud of this. I wouldn't know. Hang out fest?

I always thought Coachella was like tier one. I think it is tier one. But like A1. I just not proud of this. I wouldn't know. Hang out fest? I always thought Coachella was like tier one. I think it is tier one. But like A1. I just think it's lame. Okay. Anyway. It could be corn family values to it. I mean, fucking Taylor Swift went to it as a viewer.

It's got to be pretty tier one. I'm going to keep you guys updated on this exploding star. Yeah, I would like to know. As someone who had to miss the entire totality, I would like to maybe see a supernova in the sky. How long will we have to see it several days with the naked eye or longer with binoculars well does this just look like a cluster of stars it's going to be about as bright as the north star oh so that's pretty mid no no stars like whatever it's tight but like not like super tight okay it's 3 000 light years away

will what yeah i don't understand you know that my brain does not compute light years so a light year is how long it takes light to okay 3.14 000 miles no it's longer than that what how far in my if it exploded 3 000 years ago how do we know that that's when it happened if we didn't have the technology to be like oh something just exploded okay so a light year good point a light year is about six trillion miles okay so this is three thousand times six million if i were to type in if i were to type in something on map quest right now what what would be the best comp for that distance you could circle the earth like billions of times okay it's it's very away. What if I were to walk 6 trillion miles?

The sun is... What if I were to go 6 trillion more? You would probably die because that's too much for the human body. Forrest Gump could have done it. He was on a run, dude. He was on a run. Remember, life from the sun

takes eight minutes to reach earth. Yeah. This is 3,000. Like we said, when we're when we're arm and arm with our frat bros facing the exploding sun yeah we have eight minutes to drink as many pants beers as we can yeah if you're not drinking beers with your pants as the sun is exploding then what are you doing i wonder if if the sun exploded i wonder how we would know how

quickly we would know like i think it's a nasa no right when it happens and be like oh shit we have eight minutes y'all like i know nasa exists and i'm sure there's a section of nasa that does this but like is there is there like certain people that are just dedicated to watching the sun 24 hours to make sure nothing fucked up i don't think it's they they believe it's imminent okay hey i i got a feeling nasa wouldn't be like hey we got eight minutes y'all i feel like it would probably go down differently you think if they knew they would alert well mark walberg's working for nasa that's fair do you think they would tell people really we would get like no what's the point alerts on our phone hey guys by the time we got there all the tape of the sun just exploded go talk to your fate go find your family and spend

time by the time they got that out we'd have like a minute left and what are we gonna do in a minute what do we do what do we do if we had eight minutes? You know? I forgot. I'd go get parked out of school. Eight minutes to live on Earth. You're going to go get them out of school. And you're not going to get there.

You're going to get stuck on the mar. You're going to be starting your car and the world's going to explode. And you're going to be like, well, that was a waste of my last 60 seconds. You're going to get in and try to find the right song. And by the time you get it on there, you're going to try well that was a waste of my last 60 seconds you're gonna get in and try to find like the right song and by the time you get it on there you're gonna try to put on a john party song you're like ah my spotify won't load wi-fi is already messed up we're gonna see we're gonna see dylan waiting in line to get into heaven wearing his fucking russell athletic shorts that's so far that's just one light year six trillion miles it's a lot i don't understand how anyone can

compute these things that's what that's my biggest hiccup it's just math but i think it's more of a personal hiccup than like a science hiccup i just don't understand how we can even know these things i don't either hurts my brain dude right anyway so wait will this star eventually um or did it become a black hole i I don't know. Many, many years ago. I don't know. Because when they explode, right? It's kind of flip out, suck in matter.

Just go around sucking matter out of the universe. No, you don't want to be next to it when it explodes. Okay. You wouldn't survive. If we're in a spacecraft. Sure. And let's say that spacecraft is the size of a jet, like a commercial jet. It's a big one.

Like a Boeing 737. More on them in about five minutes. And a black hole's right there. We're just getting straight sucked into that. Oh, yeah. Like straight sucked in, right? Oh, yeah. It keeps sucking.

Yeah. And we don't know what's in a black hole, right? That's what's crazy. No one knows what's on the other side of that. Do we think it just swallows up all the matter and just explodes it and turns it into whatever the black hole's made out of? No, you get to go watch your family from a library wall. I think it's unknown. I don't know, dude.

Which is weird. Space is wild, dog. Yeah, it's so wild that the reason I'm not so into it is because it's really hard for me to comprehend. It's creepy, man. Well, it's hard for everyone to comprehend. That's part of the intriguing thing about it. It's just so mysterious. Yeah, I know.

It's like a rover down there. Yeah, but there's also a lot of things in history that are complex to understand, and I'm not intrigued by those either. Why don't we just throw a GoPro in a black hole and just... Why don't we just make the entire plane out of a black box? That's a good question. That's a good question. People are wondering, dude. People are wondering.

I got an answer. It's a good idea. Have y'all been on a plane since these Boeing's have been falling apart? No. Brett called out a plane. I sent him a screenshot of a flight I had and he goes, Boeing, nice.

And I was like, okay. I wasn't thinking about this until you just pointed it out to me. Is's like the chipotle method though like you go right after like the yeah e coli outbreak because they're never going to be cleaner what do we find out like one third of all planes and fleets are boeing something like that boing boing boing on my stop what was that tweet dave grow up that was that tweet? Dave Grohl. That tweet was inappropriate. Who sent that? It was either...

I'm not going to expose whoever sent that. That was an inappropriate tweet. Don't say boing, boing. Boing, boing. Well, Dylan, thank you for that. I could talk black holes for the next hour. Again, if we have any super engaging astrologists... Not astrologists.

I'm going to let you all know when this thing pops, all right? Yeah, but if we have any like super engaging astrologist, not astrologist. I'm going to let y'all know when this thing pops. All right. Yeah. But like if we have any backer out there who knows like a ton about space and can answer my questions in layman's term, I would love to have you on it. Cold call. We'll cold call and ask them.

I just feel like no one listening to this brand of program knows a lot. No, no, no, no. Counterpoint. Counterpoint. That's smart of a person needs dumb in their life. Yeah, that's true. And so needs dumb in their life yeah and so they come to us they need to shut their smart brains off exactly and just dumb out for an hour exactly i think dumb boys yeah like part of the reason i like listening to like music is because i know i

can never make this so i like i feel like i truly sit in there like i respect this it's a fair counterpoint yeah okay yeah you don't want to sit there and listen to science podcasts if you're doing science all yeah let us ask you really stupid questions for just a 10 minute segment be fun i don't think they're that stupid they might be maybe you know it's not stupid or frames i have my or frame set up in my kitchen right now and i'm glued to it every single morning when i wake up i walk into my kitchen it's set up right on the same outlet as my coffee machine and i just watch it cycle through photos i see photos that i forgot even existed and i'm like damn i should get that like i mean i should get this should be my phone background it's a nice little treat isn't it i'll be just my mine's in my kitchen my kitchen counter i was like oh

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about Coachella and I don't know if you guys saw what happened weekend one at Coachellaella there was a major event that happened um t swift being there even bigger dude uh kid cudi rolled his ankle not even bigger dog so what happened dude uh pookie and jet had their luggage stolen oh worst nightmare so many fire outfits in there dude can you even imagine can you imagine how many pairs of page jeans he just had lifted off him from that plane oh dude so i think i've reached the point with pookie and jet and if

you don't know who pookie and jet are like i don't you've just been living under a rock like you've seen them yeah you know who they are campbell campbell hunt puckett i think is her name on on the grom confusing um you know i'm saying campbell you know what i'm saying campbell joke for 20 no no real frat stars know that joke no yeah we could probably get pierce on here no i think he's really i think i actually don't think we could get him oh really he's going to like full responsible guy i did like a full research on him recently because we're dumb asses yeah we're idiots as we've said yeah um and so they went on a shopping spree uh i could you believe the things that he was picking out to wear to coachella dave i I got to say, first shirt was fire.

Okay. Yes. I was like, all right. But he bought four pairs of golf pants in different colors to wear to Coachella. But counterpoint, is wearing golf pants to Coachella actually the move in the heat? They're kind of made to be outdoors. He puts off doesn't wear shorts vibes. Like Brett?

Like Brett will only display his forearms or his calves one each not all of them at once i have a friend who doesn't wear pants like ever his legs just don't get cold 14 degrees outside he's got khaki shorts on if you had to choose for the rest of your life no pants pants, no shorts, what are you going with? No shorts. I think I'm wearing pants every day. Yeah, I'll rock with pants. Rocking with me.

I could easily wear pants every day in the summertime as long as I'm not going out to lunch outdoors or having to walk anywhere. You get those Coolmax Johns on? Yeah, you can just get those Coolmax on and call it a day. I could easily wear pants to the office every day through the summer Austin, as long as I'm not doing something outdoors at all. That's fair. And I'd be happy. I would just wear my yoga pants. Dave, did you stick around on the TikTok about them shopping?

Did you stick around long enough to see his new tagline at the end? No, I got so I don't follow her or I don't know if it's a joint account. I don't follow them, but they pop up enough to where I'm aware. I know for this show, one day, there's a very likely possibility that they come up. We could easily get them on here. You think? I think they're too big now.

They're probably too big. They're doing Coachella influencing. Well, my favorite thing is his new tagline that he just goes, I don't shop, I buy. That's kind of sick.at dude that's kind of sick but it's not choose rich but it's close i'm close i'm not i'm not that close to unfollowing them yet but i'm getting closer i've always had this view of them as being this couple that lives in atlanta

he makes good money she's like influencing and they could just go out to dinner they're just like funny for different reasons but now that they're traveling constantly and they're going to like coachella with revolve and they're going to cabo san lucas on these trips like these influencer trips and stuff like that i'm like i don't like that you're so deep in the game now i liked it when i felt like i could run into you and go out to dinner with you or see you at a restaurant yeah they're just too they're too in the they're too in the pipeline i liked it when they seemed like an approachable couple that i could randomly meet sometime and have like a funny night with yeah it's kind of like how dorn's become unapproachable dude i'm somewhat big time

now yeah i've been trying to hang out with dorn like constantly now you just i forward you to my manager he had two dudes drop him off at my son's birthday party they just carried him up to the entrance and set him down and he walked in yeah yeah he had his signature sunglasses on by the way i don't know who responded we've been trying to get him on somebody just went in there last week and just said nick wtf bitch i don't know who that was. It was me. Okay. I was like, he's not responding.

It was late at night. I don't remember. I think I was under the influence of something. And I remember looking and being like, I don't know who started the DM conversation with him. But I was really annoyed he had not responded yet. It's really annoying. And so I was just like, what the fuck, bitch? Did he read it?

No. Oh. But I like, Dave, I appreciate the fact that you are secretly going into the dms and going after nft nick look we he i don't think he's got longevity no oh no he and he knows that too but if he's looking for a a mid-size but very rabid niche fan base to uh jump in on we're giving them that platform it's true it's true we're gonna we'll let them go we'll just let them cook we don't even have to talk i heard you won't come on here because you heard that some people on this podcast have paper hands i don't know i was gonna bring that up but yeah dylan that was randy randy's paper hand boy

you know randy randy is kind of paper hands. He's still holding a little bit, but I know that Randy sold some. It's a shame. We talked about this before, but Randy is currently on a bachelor party. That began on Thursday. It is currently Monday, and he's not home yet. Should Thursday to Monday bachelor parties be banned? It's psycho.

That's a wild move. Three is pushing it. Three is a lot. What, four days? If there were heavy golf involved, like if we were doing like Bandon for some reason, or Scottsdale, we were playing like five times. Okay. But to my knowledge, that's not what was happening.

What, you're telling me Randy wasn wasn't playing band in dunes no yeah if it's like if it's like an awesome golf resort where it like you'd be an idiot to leave on sunday when you could just play like 36 holes on sunday i would understand but where is he by the way lake tahoe oh Oh. Can you imagine how bad your night's rest is on the fourth night? He didn't post. He hasn't posted in a while. If he's not producing content, that means he's down bad. He's going to post tomorrow at 11 a.m. when we're recording. He's going to come back and be like, well, one of the guys on that trip got COVID.

If he has COVID, can we just all not come in for like a day i don't even want to deal with him with that yeah i just i can't unless we have the golden tea machine here so you really call it golden showers of dorn no why don't you uh get next day delivery on that golden tea it can't be that much uh they they offered us free shipping kindly because we are a media company with and we're gonna you know they're offered us free shipping kindly because we are a media company with and we're gonna you know they're gonna benefit free shipping on their never mind it's an expensive thing they also give us a discount on that too so they're hooking us up a little bit but it it's still not is it white glove service they're gonna they're gonna roll that that sucker in here no they're

gonna show up like denunzio in double black gloves. Oh, sick. Dude, Denunzio, sneaky fit god. Yeah. He was the Phil Mickelson of Caddyshack. He was all black. He was scum. Denunzio? Yeah, I mean, you could tell he had little scumbag vibes. Wasn't he porking one of the members' wives?

Probably. He was trying. He was definitely trying. That's all she wrote today, boys. Tomorrow, it's Cold Call. Patreon.com slash Circling Back Podcast. Again, it's all in the bottom of the episode. Go check that out.

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