Circling Back - CEO Influencers & Las Vegas Aliens

Episode Date: June 12, 2023

We've officially found the final boss of CEO influencers on TikTok, some (legitimate???) alien news out of Las Vegas, the Google Maps guy absolutely hates people gatekeeping NYC bagels, orcas are still ruining people's boats, recapping the weekend that was, and more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (27:15) The Final Boss Of CEO Influencers (39:00) Las Vegas Aliens (56:04) Will’s Hater of the Week: GeoTag Guy (1:06:00) Circling Back on Circling Back: Orcas Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) ROW by Academy: Head to a store or at www.academy.com/row  Stamps: www.stamps.com/circlingback (4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will to my left dav David Ruff. Had a little scare here a minute ago. I was just checking out Twitter, looking at the trending items and saw Paw Patrol atop my trending list. Paw Patrol, a favorite of my son. And that could be a couple of things. Maybe they've gone the way of Cracker Barrel. Maybe they've gone woke, or maybe they've just straight up got canceled. We don know checked it out one of the dogs get hit by a car so no there's a movie oh oh you take the little man probably that honestly september 29th that seems like a good he'll be closing in on three good age to bring him there will be other kids there hopefully this is going to to be released in the theaters.

Do we know that? Oh, that's a great question. Because... It says the big screen. Taking a kid younger than four, younger than five even, to the theater, it's tough. I'm not taking Fritz to a movie until he's 16. They don't like to sit still for that long. They climb over this seat.

They look behind them. They squirm. They want to leave 45 minutes in. My thought is, won't it be a good test? Because there's going to be other kids there. Sure. There's no way he'll be the worst paid. No, you just jinxed it, my friend.

Worst case scenario. You just jinxed it. You just leave early. Yeah, he's going to dump popcorn on someone's head in front of you. Popcorn? He's going to... What? Paw Patrol.

Oh. Okay. I did a thing. Yeah, you derailed my train of thought, and I don't know if that was... He gave it a shot. I don't know if that was totally that. Yeah. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaking of our sons, I dropped mine off at nature camp today it's summertime they do camps pretty much every week every week for the little guy this particular camp he'll be outside all day long i got him a big sun hat put sunscreen on him this camp required him to bring a knife like a like a real ass three and a half inch blade knife i'm kind of worried i know that he'll be with instructors and they'll show him how to use it but he's never handled a knife before because he's a child very few things request that eight-year-olds bring knives to it yeah that's not true they're gonna do some some carving some wood carving i feel like that's just one of those things where you got to supply them like the knives for everything well we had to purchase a knife it's in a little um what do you call it a

sheath sheath sure wow clips it to his waistband it'll be fine oh you you've showed him how to use a knife i taught him how to use a switchblade a few years ago thank you i gotta learn how to defend himself right oh i Does he carry one around? I'm not an arc. Anyway, hopefully it goes well. Kind of worried about the little guy. But you put your trust in these camp counselors who are – I'm sure they know what the hell they're doing.

Yeah, dude. Totally not a bunch of 16-year-olds who don't care about their jobs. It's just ugh. They did skew a bit older, which made me feel a little better little better that's good i'm imagining just a bunch of 16 year olds like texting girl dude yeah dude i'm almost fucking done yeah these kids fucking twerps these kids fucking kids i don't care if they stab each other they're gonna lose a finger for sure anyway as long as they're not giving out awful waffles didn't you say that you uh when you were teaching Parks about his knife skills,

that you did the crazy town method because it was a butterfly knife? Yeah, that is actually part of it. Butterfly knives are sick. Yeah, widely illegal in a lot of places. Are they illegal here? I feel like we – can't you carry pretty much anything here? No, Texas is a state like like weaponry of all sorts is not illegal but like anything that's fun to do like you know smoking grass or going to casinos

like no you can't do that what a time texans can own and openly carry knives switchblades pocket knives butterfly knives spears swords and throwing stars we couldn't have butterfly knives in michigan i don't think or it was just one of those rumors that like was just floated around all the time that you couldn't is that like how you have to register your hands if you're like a a fighter yeah is that so that's not actually a thing no you have to register them as deadly weapons or if you're a yeah a navy seal illegal in michigan to get butterfly knives why can't we have casinos here how much how much fun would it be if we just a yeah a navy seal illegal in michigan to get butterfly knives why can't we have casinos here how much how much fun would it be if we just went to a casino once a year i don't know i don't know because of like the oklahoma lobby they flood a lot of money in dude fuck

oklahoma they don't want people going up they don't want to lose all their their dallas people driving up there to those oklahoma cas We're Texas. Who gives a shit? Yeah, you'd think that, Dylan, but sometimes the politicians don't vote in our best interest. That's weird how that happens sometimes. It's weird. It'd be like that sometimes. Yeah.

I'm trying to go throw bones, dude. I'm trying to see Double Down Dave in action at all times. Have you heard about this guy, dude? I've heard that all he does is double down. Dude, you put him in a casino. You give him two of anything, he'll split them and then double down on top of it i just feel like he's gonna lose money doing that every single time it's not foolproof i mean it's yeah but when he hits dude he gets double live look at dylan at 4 a.m watching me yeah the brooks he kind of did it again i don't know if you watched game three or game four.

I watched all the games. They showed him and he kind of did it again. That was a wild game. More on that on Too Much Dip later. It's a sports podcast we do here at Watch Media. Check it out. Like and subscribe, please. You guys talking about the Champions League final today?

Yeah. Really? What did you think of it? It went about how I expected it to go. I watched the post. I watched the 24 hours after from our guy. Did either of you even entertain watching the final? I didn't know that it was on, Will.

I'm sorry. There you go. There you go. There you go. Sorry. It was on CBS. Who played? Manchester City.

115 financial fair play violations over the past few years. Just want to throw that number out there, that stat, before we go on to the next team that played in there. Inter Milan. Man City won. Who's the dude that you told me to search? Jack Grealish. He was having the time of his fucking life.

That guy celebrated correctly i can hate manchester city as much as anybody but seeing jack greelish celebrate it'll it'll bring a smile to my face no matter what well he's a funny he's a funny lad they clearly had like a team song and it was that fleetwood mac song that came back into popularity with that commercial and they were just they were just not they would not stop singing it they were walking around with a bluetooth speaker just blaring it like in people's interviews 24 hours after the game was over he was still in his original uniform wearing his original socks from the game in in athletic slides just rolling around partying no heineken was safe it's a beautiful

thing good for him man yeah bad day to be a heineken they deserved it or adam hadwin yeah i'm already tired of seeing that clip on social when i woke up this morning and kept seeing it i was like oh man i feel like i feel like the hundred times i watched it last night was probably enough for me i saw another angle that was like pretty sick i'm like that's the only one i need to see he ate it to his question credit. What's the one on Zyre from the green side? I saw you liked it, which is why I'm asking. It was probably that one. No, I know you had like a slow-mo one.

I didn't see that one yet. It was all classed up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I get it. If you're... This was an all-time bad tournament to go try to spray your boy with champagne during. Because I'm going to assume that security was a little higher this tournament than others that's fair yeah maybe so takeovers right saudis things of that nature yeah saudis they were looking out for anybody who might like

walk out there and like rip off their their polo and have like a live shirt on under it i thought you're gonna go somewhere else with that but no okay we could but we don't have to we got a lot to get to i'm getting the vibe i thought that's what you're going where you're going explosives jesus dylan come on man. I thought Dave was taking it there. God, what a conspiracy Dylan just had there. What if tomorrow we also had some conspiracies? You guys familiar with Touching Based? Yeah.

A conspiracy podcast. I think it's time tomorrow for a little Touching Based. I don't have my conspiracy picked out for tomorrow's episode, but I will have it picked out by the episode tomorrow. Go sign up, patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. We're going to do touching based a conspiracy podcast. I've got one and I'm pretty excited about it.

Ooh, what genre is it in? It is topical. That is all I will tell you. Aliens. Nope. This is alien free. Check it out. Patreon..com circling back podcast will be live on thursday with listener voicemails if you want to go watch every episode of circling back you can do that at circling back dot or i'm sorry youtube.com circling back

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That is also my spot. Oh. Yeah. On Brody. Dylan, what did you get into this weekend? Ooh. What am I talking about what do you get into this weekend what am i talking about what did you do this weekend oh uh yeah thank you um i friday stepped out a little bit friday was a deep eddy night met our our good friend from texas dives over there raf hung out had some beers had some pictures dave was there uh brett came through had a great little

time what was the vibe he had a few of his buddies with him that we had just met for the first time were you guys feeding the the juke or anything no it was it was cash sitting directly next to it though sun was still up so it was it was gatekeeping the juke and the cigarette dispenser yeah dylan was just fucking two packs veiny face kid looking at it i heard dylan tried to walk up to it and hit it with his elbow and see if one would come down and it didn't and everyone looked at him like dude loser right after he rolled his hat down his arm all of that happened yeah it was a lot of fun good time uh saturday, Sunday, just spent time with Parks. Didn't do that time. We got a nice little swim off yesterday.

Which I got a lifetime. That dude is a swimming machine at this point. Yeah, man. We had a good time. Chill. Very chill. Is that a Phelps grind? He's not quite the level of swimmer that Michael Ph phelps is as he's the the best of all time

but he is decorated yeah he's adequate in the pool we don't know if phelps is the best he just won the most olympic medals there could be there could be a dude out there who's faster than phelps just doesn't want the the notoriety yeah he's like i don't need the attention no i like my job uh going out and putting buoys up and then had dinner with my dad last night and it was pretty chill man that's pretty much it though very low-key how about that boy yeah as dylan mentioned we had a little deep eddie uh happy hour which is great shout out raf and the and the fellows um outside of our say by the brunch trip or say by the brunch party we did uh probably five years ago i think that might be the first time I've drank at deep Eddie with the, when the sun was still out, that could

be wrong, but it just seems like I've never really been there during the day. Not that we were there like super early or anything, but it was a good time. And then Saturday, huh? Shout out to chip and joanna chip being the what would happen if a yeti uh turned into a human uh chip and joanna gains they have a target collection um and target has a really really dope inflatable pool and the roads man had a little pool day, had a little pool weekend, just filled that thing up, threw his bath toys in there, and he just had a blast. We just hung out on the back patio. We'd like to point out that I extended an invitation to Dave and your son to come have a swim with us on Sunday.

What did I tell you? You said, no, we're good, man. That's not what I said. Man, so you feel slighted that he didn't go with you? Man, I can't even imagine how you would feel if you just didn't even get an invite, you know? What's up, Dave? This was at the gym. You're not a member there.

You're not a member. Yeah, they don't have guest passes or anything. Roach was a little sniffly over the weekend. And we're like, well, it's going to be really hot. We don't really want to make it worse by doing, you going the lifetime pool is a lot it is a great scene we will be going there often this summer um played the za card the uh place that i just looked up the name and now i already forgot it uh what's that place called we just talked you did something you did something that i wasn't i wasn't happy that you just didn't put the name of where you went

when you dropped the pic in the pizza group. Yeah, the pic only got one piece of action. It was an exclamation mark from Intern Klein, and shout out to him for that. But yeah, it was... Samatoro. I need to know what we're working with when I'm reacting to these photos and stuff. Sure, if you get it. It's just nice to know.

I just wanted to hit you with a little surprise. It was good. It looked good, dude. It was very good. But the only issue, and this happens when you get pizza from a place that's not very close nearby. You get it and it's not completely as warm as you want. Didn't stop me. I ate four slices.

Very large. Very good, though. Sally actually tried to get me to go there last night for pizza. Okay. I told her that I just simply wasn't driving downtown on a Sunday evening and dealing with anything. You weren't thinking about the sanctity of your result card? I didn't care. What's wrong?

Nothing. I'm just saying, like, you didn't want to play it on Sunday. No, I played it yesterday. Oh, you did play it? Oh, yeah, yeah. Not to get too ahead of my weekend in front, but yeah. I took that out and I played it. Played it like a fiddle. Player.

That sounds gross. No one's playing pizza like a fiddle. You just eat it. Call me Willie Strings. Willie String Cheese. That's my bluegrass name. Okay. We didn't do much.

Friday was my big event event and that was uh two beers at d petty so i we laid low will tell us about your pizza friday i went to theo vaughn uh noted uh road rules cast member funny man um it was at the paramount Theater in Austin Texas these were this was one of those things where we thought months ago let's buy tickets

to Theo Vaughn and then it came up we're like oh yeah I kind of forgot we had these Theo Vaughn tickets he's hot right now yeah it was fun

it was a good time openers were great they really got the the crowd going both had very unique acts I don't remember their names so they were they made a huge impression

on me as you can see hadn't been to a live comedy show of that size ever how many people I don't remember their names, so they made a huge impression on me, as you can see. I hadn't been to a live comedy show of that size ever. How many people? I don't know. 5,000? I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. Small venue?

No, no, no. Let me just do a quick... You ever been to Paramount? I don't think I have. I'd been to Paramount. I had been to a... I guess I had a McMahon show, who's a comedian before. This seats 1,270 people. I never... But I'd never been to a straight I guess I had a McMahon show who's a comedian before. This seats 1,270 people.

I never – but like I had never been to like a straight up stand-up. Both of these people are honestly more storytellers than stand-up. Am I crazy or did – was there a premiere of the TFM movie there? Or is it something Grand X related, some kind of premiere? Could it have been the Temps premiere? I don't think so. I don't think I ever saw ever saw that no we definitely there was a temps premiere but i think that was at alma draft house or something i skipped it could go to a widespread panic concert with ad there was an event at paramount i remember it very clearly but it wouldn't make sense as a tfm movies that wouldn't

because we didn't even there's no way that would have been no all we did was all we did was we we were told by our employer to buy it ourselves and send in a receipt that's true that didn't even... There's no way that would have been... No. All we did was... What the fuck was that? All we did was we were told by our employer to buy it ourselves and send in a receipt. That's true. That did happen. Yeah, very cool. Wait, we watched Temps and then we went to Gibson Street with the kid. Well, he wasn't a kid. He was the star.

But he was formerly, as a child actor, one of the two twins in Royal Tenenbaums who wears the track suit. Ben Stiller's kids. That makes sense. That checks out, actually. It was actually, it was fun. It was a good time. See, I met y'all at Buckshot after.

Did that happen? Oh, yeah, that happened. And the second I walked into Buckshot after being at the Panic concert, I was like, I need to get the fuck out of here. It was probably the last time I was on East 6th Street. I'd go back. I liked Buckshot

because I felt like it was the only bar in East 6th that I could go to because you just go to the top floor and spread out. Top floor is great. Yeah. Anything else sucks. Yeah, that middle floor is not my scene. Absolute grind show.

I'm not looking to grind at this point. Just chinos rubbing everywhere. I've been calling that second floor Bill Burr because it's just out here grinding. Okay. Sure. My tropical wool trousers, just not meant for that. Right. No, if you got chinos on they're gonna get wrinkled

um okay and so yeah it was fun it was fun i had a uh i had a margarita at the show thought she was gonna fresh shake it in front of me since she had a cocktail shaker in front of me and then she went and uh grabbed a cup full of glass and then poured like a big jug into it and i was like oh that was not what i was expecting thank god i didn't ask for uh no simple syrup because that's what I was going to do. And she would have looked at me like I was just a pretentious little bitch. Saturday, had a buddy over to watch the Champions League final. We've already spoken about that on Circling Back, a sports podcast to intro, where I drank three Mexican lagers. El Space Berto is the name of the Mexican lager that I had. Pretty good.

Pretty good. All right. L-E-L or just a letter L? Yeah, E-L space Berto. That's it, Dave. What a pleasing can. It's the High Sign Brewing Company. Yeah, pretty pleasing looking can

we got going on here. And bro, it's local, man. Yeah, dude. Shop local. You're cool. Shop local, dude. This guy's cool. Yeah. That is a good beer.

Yeah, I don't think my buddy Nick's too big of a soccer fan. I don't think he was excited to watch the game with me, but we had some shit we had to talk out. So we just sat there and just absolutely got on our Bill Burr shit and grinded. And then that night, my sister-in-law had a little birthday party get together that I had mixed in a couple tequila sodas on top of those Albertos. And then went and had my first cheeseburger in a couple months. Went to the Jeffrey's Bar with my wife where we split a cheeseburger and a Caesar salad. I've never gotten out of that bar for less than what we got in and out for that day. It was a beautiful, beautiful thing. That's a good way to do it.

I almost cried when he handed me the tab and I saw that I wasn't going to get my dick kicked in at that restaurant that day. Burger one to 10. It's very difficult to do what I'm about to do. I have to give it an eight out of 10. Simply too rich. Like it was too flavorful. Yeah, I brought into that.

Sally looked at me and she goes thank god we split this because there's no way that like either of us could have eaten a full one but it was it's a top tier burger in austin okay but i don't think i could ever do a full one and then you know what sunday is sunday was for the boys me and fritz just absolutely vibed out chilled got our got our relax on i don't know didn't have much to do yesterday so i played my zocard last night went to pine house pizza they seem to have gotten their to-go order situation under control, where you go there and it doesn't say like two and a half hours for a pizza. Now it says like 15 minutes, like it should. So I didn't get to do what Dave likes to do. I didn't

get to go and have a beer before. I just went and picked up a pizza like a little bitch. Yeah, sounds right. That's all right. Yeah. I got there off the map. A lot of peppers on that thing with some pepperoni. So yes, I did eat meat two days in a row this week. Wow. Bad boy shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Little Pesco's on his fucking carnivore grind. Okay. Okay. I don't know. I'm getting a little more free with the meat this summer. I don't want to turn down a hot dog at a barbecue, you know? What?

What, Randy? You're not in favor of me getting free with my meat this summer i just that is phrasing speaking of carnivore do you guys see the deer eating that snake that's all over the tl was it a duck fish deer eating the snake or was it just a regular deer just a white tail deer just chomping down on a fucking like six foot snake it's so weird eating it not just chewing on it fucking weird dude the deer are revolting yeah everyone's on their car their carnivore shit right now yeah i actually did another thing this weekend that i wasn't going to talk about but i uh i decided that i wanted to

have a little cocktail on saturday and i've been growing these jalapenos in my garden. And so I made this thing with this homemade mead that I call it a... It was the melon bee sting, William. And it was delicious. I'm sure it was. It looked nice. So it looked so good that I asked Randy if I could have one of his jalapenos, one of his homemade Johns.

And Randy responded to me and said, grow your own. Damn. Do you imagine, do farmers just give out their crops for free geez well come on support your farmers all right so you gotta get a kumquat tree and you're like asking me for kumquats i'm gonna be like dude go get your own kumquat how you going straight to kumquat this is how you know dude so you know he's not a hustler you gotta give you

gotta give him a little taste just to get the hook in. Yeah. Get him hooked on it. The hook brings you back. And he'll just start paying whatever for it. Yeah. Listen to Blues Traveler one time, dude. I'm investing so much in marketing.

That was just all an ads thing. Now you want it. Now it's going to be on your Instagram feed. Dude, now I'm talking about a podcast about Randy's jalapenos. There you go. Spicy Randy. Gatekeeping your jalapenos out you go spicy randy gatekeeping your jalapenos i think i think podcasters should buy their own jalapenos fuck you randy wow i don't mean that i don't mean that at all how was that drink it was it was good

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because I'm goaded. I don't know if you're going to like what I got, but the last thing I want to do, cause we're very busy around here as a sign, more homework, but I think we need to go to school specifically school spelled S K O O L for CEOs. Randy, if you may like to introduce the final boss of Instagram CEOs that has been served to me. I ignored this for a long, long time, and now I'm finally all in. And I think we need to take this course because, you know, not to pull the curtain back too much, there's some things we could do better around

here. And I just think that Timon Kriak, a South African born guy living in the United Kingdom, can help us with that. You may recognize him because I did send this to the group text a number of times. I wasn't sure if it was one of those things that I was the only one finding it funny. No. But then I saw it. I fucking loved it, dude. I don't know why. I love this guy.

He's the only person I've seen named Timon since Timon of Timon and Pumbaa fame. That's true. Timon, dude. A couple things about him. LeBron guy, it looks like. Dude, he's a handsome fella. He's true. Come on, dude. A couple things about him. LeBron guy, looks like. He's a handsome fella. He's shredded. He's the widest dude I've ever seen.

So he's not only going to help everyday people escape the 8 to 5 by building online education businesses in less than six weeks. Not only going to do that. He's also going to show you how to get yoked and give you a little relationship advice there, too. And he's going to help you be a CEO, be your own boss, give you the tools relationship advice there too and he's uh he's gonna help you be a ceo be your own boss give you the bot the tools to be your own boss randy i want you just hit us with a rando on uh this dude is not afraid to uh to pose for the camera. This dude's afraid to click the... Yeah, Randy's having a little... I was trying to kill some time there, but...

Ooh, we're making some progress. What size t-shirts does this guy wear versus what he needs to be wearing? Okay, we're down to earth five, who I know is going to be a good parent to my kids. Then Marriott Tenor thinks they're the absolute shit and goes out every weekend. Because at the end of the day,

looks fade, but personality stays show me the lie uh that dude spit that's straight up truth got his uh got his cool tats he's got his sleeves pulled up showing you a little bit of forearm this is just uh this is the the next phase of fortune 500 CEOs are guys like Timon. They're not just guys with five business degrees. It's dudes who lift. It's dudes who will give you unsolicited relationship advice. It's dudes with cool tats.

This guy's going to be our boss. Dude, it's dudes with great lighting. Phenomenal. And a really honed-in aesthetic. We learned anything from Dan Regester. It's that Finsta and Fitness Instagram is 90% lighting. People like this, they always have. Is that what Dan says?

Yes. I like that. I like that a lot. It has something to do with actually being in shape too. No, 90%. This guy isn't doing workout vids though. People like this, they always doing like workout vids though people like this um they always had these massive followings and i always wonder what percentage of people follow him like

for the novelty of it just to see like what this weirdo's up to next like actually like needed this advice and like just enjoy the follow authentically you know what i mean dude i kind of like this guy says a lot of really dumb shit there's some things that he says sometimes where i'm like, you know what? If he didn't look like this while saying it, I wouldn't be hating on him so hard. Like, this actually does kind of make sense. Randy, scroll up. It's just insufferable.

This guy rejects your partying lifestyle. Let me tell you that. Randy, hit me with a reel when you get a sec. Mark, today is the day. June 12th, 2023 was the day that we realized we had to buy Randy a new computer. i'm gonna follow this guy like just to see what he's up to like for the novelty of it but then at some point like subconsciously in a couple months i'm gonna actually like take his advice but you know what fuck yeah yeah no i do that this guy this guy might be like he might actually turn me into like an online ce. Yeah. I mean, he's doing something right.

This one's just sick music. Yeah, this one's just sick music. Okay. We break that one. Well, he couldn't have known to his credit. Yeah, these are just texts over... Sorry, I wanted to meet your parents and not your bed. That's what it said.

Yeah. He's not looking for a hookup. He's not just trying to get laid. This dude can get laid whenever he wants. That's not the point. That's not the point. Yeah. I mean, what are these dudes the CEO of?

Life, man. Their own lives. His program is called Game Changer because that's exactly what it is. It's changed his game in hundreds, 100, 1-0-0, apostrophe S, of people that have worked with him. Do you think his name is actually Timon? Or do you think, like, he did that just to, like, you know? Do you think it might be Timo?

No, there's already enough Teemos in this world. This world ain't big enough for all the Teemos. Dude, he creates seven-figure online CEOs and influencers. Yeah, but when he says CEOs, he does it with an apostrophe, Dylan. How does that make you feel? You should give me credit for not even bringing that up. I wanted to, but I didn't. It does bother me, but.

No, you and DJ have officially become so fucking annoying that now i can't see apostrophes all the time without thinking about it you guys are disgusting you guys are terrible of grand it's mostly people pointing it out to me i don't ever like text a girl like oh look at this y'all pointing it out to me because you know how much it bothers me and it does no no no i'm not insufferable about it i don't like always no but now that you two have teamed up and you're the the yeah you're the tom and greg of apostrophes like it's annoying as fuck the grammatica brothers yeah thank you that's good that's good sports time as well but like yeah i i sent you guys a vw ad the other day and i was like this vw ad is very good at apostrophes they've done a very good job but i was like i was really annoyed

with myself that i was even having to show you guys, like, look, a brand can do it correctly. I finally met someone who's bothered by it more than it bothers me. Deej, he hates a misplaced apostrophe or a missing one. Is that your number one pet peeve? Grammatically?

Yeah. Probably, because it's such a widespread problem. I feel like I really feel like only 5% of people know how to properly use apostrophes in all contexts. And it's a big problem. My least favorite one isn't the apostrophe. This is – what I'm about to say is also not my least favorite, but it makes me chuckle every time I see it. It's when like mom and pop shops, like maybe it's just like a party store on the side of the road or something. I see it. It's when like mom and pop shops, like maybe it's just like a party store on the side of the road or something when they misuse quotation marks around things that don't need quotation

marks. Yeah. It's like, yeah. Is this a deli or is it like a deli? What are we doing here? Like tall sandwiches. It's like, what? It's not really a sandwich. Is this thing going to morph into something else? How does this guy have the best lighting dude his lighting is certified going on i don't get how he's so like he isn't posing on the camera he's just a wide dude yeah like even his like book a call with the ceo and founder he's showing nipples showing like straight up chest hat he's showing peck i'm not built to like buy like triple xl shirts and have them hang off my muscles it just looks like i'm wearing my dad's shirt he's not afraid to let three reels rip right in a row where he's just posing in the exact same way without a shirt on too he just he googles like

winnie the pooh like lines from the book and then he goes and he spits them with his like deep voice and dope accent and in good wardrobe and suddenly he's like tiktok famous just watches the followers pile up rg3's uh twitter strategy has kind of um he's really implementing the motivational quote in the morning and i'm on rg rg3 fan when he's doing uh games commentary i think he's good at that his twitter stuff's a little tough just wanted to put that out there that's a hard pivot from timo or timon yeah his name's timo dave puts him back to rg i just wanted to say if we're going to get into the motivational stuff rg3 is really he's putting it out there i'd rather him do that than uh jay billis what he does fair or um emmanuel ocho who's

just well emmanuel ocho's just general vibe is off putting but he does like this life advice when like a really serious tone and it's like it just misses jay billis scheduling early morning tweets about quote time to go to work you can't schedule that out my man it just pisses me off did you figure it out because it's like at the same exact time every day? Yes, and it no longer tells you where it's tweeted from, but it used to say tweeted from Hootsuite or tweeted from Owly or tweeted from whatever. And then one day he – because he does rap lyrics.

One day, whoever was scheduling them, clearly not him. Well, it might have been him and he blamed it on somebody else. They scheduled out a rap lyric with the N-word in it. And he deleted the tweet after. He probably took him about 45 minutes to delete it because he was probably still in bed when it said, quote, time to go to work. Oh, man.

And so he had to go back and say, like, sorry, whatever. And it was just like, dude, stop scheduling the tweets. It's not inspiring if you're not actually doing it. Did someone just copy and paste the lyrics and put it up? That sucks. Like, you can't be the wake up and grind guy and be scheduling tweets out like well in advance for it you're not wrong manuel acha though see the video where he he shows people his new house that he had just purchased in la or

something no it's one of the most insufferable videos you're ever going to watch check it out can i um it's like this is not a new house yet. It's just – or no, this is not a home yet. It's just a house. He's like, you work hard and you too can someday get a house like this. Thank you, Emmanuel. Well, yeah. You just have to go to school for CEOs.

Right, right. Guys, let me tell you this. People don't abandon people they love. Nah. They abandon people they're using. There's your closure right there. Know your worth, King. I added the King.

He didn't say that. Is that from the homie Tamal? That's from Tamal. That's real talk from Tamal. Damn. Randy, from your perspective, how difficult would it be to get this lighting and have Dave spit off a couple of these?

I know I did. We need a really shallow depth of field. This guy's yoked. We need Dave just absolutely like dripped out in some like really – like we'll just put – actually, we can just put you in rogue gear. Like we'll just get you some XXL rogue gear. I need a little beanie too or a fedora if you scroll down. I don't hate some of these guys' outfits.

Like that's the thing. I don't like his like – jeez, his arms are huge. Yeah, this guy would put me to shame. I really don't want to, I can't emulate someone of this nature. Does he not realize that big arms are completely and utterly out? I don't want to say anything

because he's our future CEO, but. What, Randy? Randy's got something up his sleeve right now. I mean, he also has tattoos and Dave doesn't, so, I mean. You famously actually don't have any tattoos. Yeah, I don't want to go to hell. Dude, being jacked. Didn't you say the other day, when I asked you about it the other day, you were like, I just don't like putting tattoos. Yeah, I don't want to go to hell. Dude, being jacked.

Didn't you say the other day, when I asked you about it the other day, you were like, I just don't like putting bumper stickers on Ferraris. Dude, big, big chunky. for knowing my worth. Big chunky t-shirts on really jacked guys are the new tight t-shirts.

Yeah. Yeah, it's because it makes you wonder how much larger they are under there. Yeah. You know, it leaves a little imagination, which I like. And it gives room for them to breathe, so you don't have to worry as much about pit stains.

A little free game for the kids. We should start getting really big oversights. I mean, that's straight up facts, though. I mean, right? That's facts. Can we talk about these aliens in Las Vegas? I mean, just champing. There's been a lot of chat about those Golden Knights out there,

but these aliens are really taking the... One went away? I left this out of my weekend and fun because i didn't want to cut the seg but i did spend uh you're in vegas over the weekend a pretty good no no i did spend a pretty good amount of time online i felt like i was in vegas uh researching this uh ufo or uap whatever you want to call it slash uh what's eight to ten foot creature what's what's the uap universal aerial phenomenon we're not doing you unidentified unidentified i can't we come up with something better than uap that's what they're calling them now and i mean who

doesn't matter ufo we know what ufo did the job for so long yeah but they're not flying if they're on land they can't be unidentified flying object aerial phenomenon it's in the air i guess if it's falling it's not exactly flying what if they're on land what do we call them then what if we thought what if we think we see like what if i get out of my dad's car and i start taking a piss and i see in the woods and i see something like what do i call it uh that i don't i don't have a good answer for you there unidentified being land being ulb fair can we call it wd who did sure yeah i like that okay sorry dave you're talking about yeah we talk to you no it's

okay um so this is a very unique case where you have some visual evidence but it is not pertaining to the alien creature sighting necessarily what we have here is police body cam footage from a separate incident like a guy was reporting uh responding to a call an officer you know they have body cams now. Like a Dom Vi call or what was it? I don't know if it was domestic violence. What the fuck? I'm just wondering why they showed up. I don't think it was given the casual nature.

They say those are very dangerous to respond to. Good. Because people can be unhinged. And in this video, you see- I'd call my handyman if something was unhinged. What looks like a meteorite. You see a light in the sky.'ve we've all seen meteorites correct are those the ones that grow out of the ground or out of the top they're falling out of the sky through the atmosphere and they burn up

it's good um about 15 minutes later as it comes to find out as we come as we come to find out excuse me um there's a 911 call and there's a kid and a vegas family said we need police out here there's something in our backyard there's like an eight to ten foot creature uh with big eyes and it's in our backyard whatever so put those two together people are like holy, what the hell? So you're probably thinking, well, where's the video evidence? Great question. There is body cam footage of the officer that responded to that call and the officer.

And this is all from like a local news outlet. Like, so I've verified that like this stuff is actually real. Whether or not the kid is playing some elaborate prank, who knows? Probably. real. Um, whether or not the kid is playing some elaborate prank, who knows probably, but, um, officer shows up and he's like a little freaked out because he's like, yeah, my, one of my, one of my partners actually just saw something fall out of the sky or saw, you know, what looked like a light in the sky. And then now like 10 minutes later, I'm responding to this call. So he's nervous and he's like asking people about it. Um, the kid, he's a, I think he's a teen.

He did a video, did a vlog, um, that I was, that I watched and I was trying to video blog for the people at home. And he basically describes what happened. And he said, like, and this is, this is fact that people in Vegas did hear a boom, and they did feel like something that they thought was thunder. Quick question. The kid who did the video blog, is this like – It's a vlog. How well produced was this? Is this like –

He has a phone on the ground, and he's like – Okay. He might be reading off some notes behind the camera. So he's not a content guy. No. Okay. He didn't hit him with the oversized shirt and good lighting right no he hit him with like a simpsons hoodie though okay i like that yeah

good play uh it's fucking gnarly he basically says like yeah we my brother and i were outside working on a car um we heard that boom walked in we saw and then we looked up and we saw like minutes later these two creatures ran inside got the you know told my parents there's video they do get they do eventually bring the cell phone out there and they're walking behind their dad and the dad's like looking out there there's like a forklift um i imagine there's i don't know if they're on some land or if they're just in construction but there's a forklift in the driveway next to the car. And the dad's like looking out there and they're like people, of course, because this is what the internet does. We're like Zapruder filming this thing. We're like looking frame

by frame and people are like, there's different theories. There's somebody out there who thinks you can see, um, some skinny little alien fingers on the other side of the fence, like squeezed through. Did you see that one, Randy? Yeah, I saw that one. Okay. You know, none of it's like, there's no conclusive evidence. And then there's another video that just got released over the weekend, like from the same, I don't know who's recording it, but like you can see something that might be glowing eyes near or in the forklift and it could be a reflection it probably is but though my whole thing is this does not this kid doesn't seem like the type to do a hoax like because he's not he doesn't seem like he's doing it for clout is did all this occur on the same evening in vegas like this is all the same event or like

a day later or anything or okay yeah the quotes from the cops are what freak me out you saw that like uh the cops are like uh like here like i had a couple of them pulled up like one cop said i'm not gonna bs you guys one of my partners said they saw something fall out of the sky too like like they said they seem legitimately concerned like this is like okay i'm kind of freaked out i'm one of them said i'm so nervous right now i have butterflies bro t i got butterflies bro a lot of aliens t dude they're falling out of the sky t they're starting to get identified a lot of money in that did they call 9-1-1 because the aliens or because shawty was fire burning on the dance floor i want credit for not interrupting you when you said someone called 9-1-1 earlier and i i almost

did but i was like no i know how dylan can get upset when we interrupt him during like you know touching base to conspiracy podcast on patreon.com circ circling back podcast. I didn't want to do that. I think it was in response to the creatures. Can you, can you, there's a tweet from one hashtag chat, Chad Coleman. He's, I don't know if he's the perfect dude, but he's adjacent to dudes who are perfect. Pretty close to being just a perfect dude.

Yeah. He said, you're telling me aliens crash landed in some dude's backyard in Vegas. He called 911 to describe the creature he was looking at and there are zero photos and videos of the aliens aircraft and crash site and people believe this so i saw this tweet and i texted him the video i was like oh so here's the here's the story here's the video footage this is what we've got um and because that's that's a great question. Uh, we, we talked about this on Thursday, like, would you not have just pulled your phone out immediately? And I don't know if I'm out,

if I'm a kid, even if I'm an adult and I, and I see what looks like that, I don't know if my first move is going to be to record it. I'm definitely going to run. And then maybe I'll come back, which they they did try to do but they were very scared to like go walk around to the forklift where they saw it what's the bad take here saying that you would have whipped your phone out immediately is that the bad take yes that's that's a dumb take i don't i don't know that that's a dumb take i'm trying to figure it out if you get like good footage of an alien yeah but dude you're but dude But dude, if it's between an 8- and 10-foot alien... Who of them?

Like, your first... Your content... I know we all have content genes. Yeah, and we're different. Like, so yeah, we are different. And we might pull out a phone. But to the normal person who isn't out here with a content gene, like, you're fighting for your life.

You're like, there's a 10-foot alien in my backyard. You think Haley Joel Osment is just out here out here like pulling out his phone when there's i don't know man there's that that dude who was getting a charged by that mountain lining to record the whole thing backing out of that yeah but dude that guy's different think of all the people that die at the hands of mountain lions or the paws of mountain lions who don't pull out their phone you know i don't know man that like that is such valuable footage if you can get it. I know that in the moment you're scared and your heart's probably racing and all that stuff. Maybe, do we think there could have been something more at Bay here?

So he said... Bay was there? He said in his video, he says that when he made eye contact, he took a step close toward it, made eye contact and he said he froze and he said it felt like the feeling you get when you have sleep paralysis if you've ever had that like it definitely like it disorient it was disorienting to like see him and that could be just your response to adrenaline but that is really creepy sleep paralysis is fucking creepy i hate it oh yeah even though i know what's happening it's just i don't like it i don't even like to hear about it no crazy i've experienced it like twice and both times i was like oh this is what it feels like but both times i wasn't really that worried was there a figure in the

room with you no that's never happened to me no i just vibing fucking because that's couldn't move my legs a big part of it i had a i had i dated a girl when i was in my teens um for you she was also a teenager we were both the same age. Good for you. She was also a teenager. We were both the same age. Everything was legal. You don't need to. Not sure why you guys. Not sure why I went down that road.

We just wanted to see. Just making sure that I wasn't dating teenagers when I was in my 30s or anything. And I was at their house one night. And the next morning, woke up and yeah, the sister had a night terror. She was all freaked out. She said she saw something and i was like i'm ready to leave yeah i would like to not be in cincinnati anymore you're worth king that sounds awful i feel bad for people who experience that i was like i was just trying to go find the bathroom sorry it was you it wasn't me it wasn't me yeah look like a look like a wool

sock no they made me sleep in the basement i wasn't allowed to sleep near my girlfriend at the time. I had to sleep in the basement. I get it. I understand. I kind of understand. As horny as you are, I get it. Oh, come on. I was way hornier than I am now.

If you guys will promise to take my online business class school for CEOs, I can promise you that the next time you get sleep paralysis, you won't see one figure. You'll see at least six figures there you go know your worth there you go he's actually a seven figure uh ceo coach so know your worth yeah okay he's got seven figures dude the high seven figs or low seven figs that's a big deal dude the thing about dave is if there's an alien story he's gonna dig all dig all the way in, and he's going to get some answers for you. Do you ever worry that if you start getting too deep down the alien wormhole that someone's going to show up at your door one day?

Like, hey, man, chill with the research. Hey, maybe stop spouting this from your small to mid-sized podcast, David. I think about that pretty much every time I'm prepping for Touching Base, the conspiracy podcast, dropping tomorrow. That's how I feel about scientology yeah i don't i think you might have more to be worried about so i've discovered a new person on my timeline who i'm officially having to unfollow because of scientology there's scientologists apparently who is it i haven't unfollowed her yet but i'm doing my own research she's a famous person famous person yeah i really like her i really think she's really funny so it's not not the Brett sighting from Carve?

It's not the kid from the Sandlot? No, it's not the kid from the Sandlot. Give us a name. She's from SNL. Chloe Fineman. You familiar with this? I'm not. Apparently her parents have gone clear.

And I'm not talking about the one at the airport. And it's not a good situation. Apparently she's been taking some classes as well, but she does very good impersonations. You've probably seen her do her Jennifer Coolidge. She recently did one of Lily Rose Depp on The Idol, the worst show on television right now, the horniest show on television right now.

How'd you figure this out? There's just Reddit threads. And then I started diving into the Reddit threads a little bit. And instead of people denying that she was a Scientologist, it was people being like, we don't know what she actually thinks, blah, blah, blah. And it was just like, okay, there's enough smoke here that there's got to be fire somewhere.

Interesting. Yeah, yeah. It's so weird to me people get sucked into that. I know, and I feel bad. Is there a lot of that going on in The Idol? Getting sucked into something? I have not finished last night's episode because I fell asleep

because it was not engaging television and it was just simply horny. Fuck yeah. But I'm starting to think that people might be getting sucked into something. It ain't the underground. Dave. I'm going deeper underground.

Yeah, so as we put this on the rundown this this morning i was looking to see if there'd been anything else that came out and there's there is another video i need to review that the kid posted he apparently saw some like what looks to be like drawings on some concrete walls i don't know i gotta investigate because there's a lot of obviously people there's a video of like it's really fake of like what people are saying is the creature and it's like in the most high def thing it's like that's not real um one thing i do warn people when they find the the kid's vlog um that was circulating on twitter there's like a graphic that like whatever like alien club that like found this video or found the kid and then posted his video

they put this graphic with like an alien face on it and it looks super shitty and it's like the kid i don't think the kid did that he just did like this really like bare bones like vlog and like they put this graphic on it and like so you could you as soon as you hit play it would delegitimize it looks ridiculous when you said alien club the first thing i thought of was just a club in vegas with a bunch of aliens that were just like absolutely raging i actually want to go there more than i want to go to haunted house oh play roses again i dip in there sometimes oh man always comes back to are you at aqua is there any chance that like this was just like a rocket it could have been a number of things re-entering the earth's atmosphere and it could have been

like maybe this kid was just happened to maybe he saw it and was like let's hoax this bitch up because you know it's vegas this seemed to be way off the strip so you know you've got a pretty good view of the stars in the sky um aliens love going to the desert man so if you had to put your money somewhere dave you'd say it wasn't a rocket oh okay do you want me to land the plane for him dave or the rocket yeah okay it wasn't roger clemens i recently got an email, and it told me something that was a little jarring. I didn't realize what my monthly expenses were. I thought I knew because I had signed up for Rocket Money a long time ago, and I think I just tried to ignore it because I wanted to suppress it and not think about it. And when I saw it, I was like, well, that's crazy.

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I love a lot of things in life. I like looking at Google Maps every once in a while. It's fun to look at maps, get a lay of the land. I like playing games online. I was a big Sporkle person back in the day. I also enjoy exposing people for being haters. I also love people for just being haters in general. Sometimes I like seeing a hater do something. I went to a player hater's ball one time.

Did you? Yeah. Rick James was there. This week, I'm going to introduce my hater of the week, which is the Geotag guy on TikTok. Were you guys not familiar with him before today? I was not familiar with his game, as they say. I had seen it.

I thought this was like an army of people who did this stuff, but he seems to be like the king. Yeah, he's definitely the king of those people. Explain his game real quick. Trevor Rainbolt. What a last name on this guy. He's known for finding precise locations of things. And he will do it quickly, and he will do it online for everyone to see. And recently, a gentleman was gatekeeping a bagel in New York City.

And so our man Trevor, he dug his hands in, and he looked for 38 hours. 38 hours he spent trying to find this bagel so that he could absolutely expose this guy. Randy, can you play the clip for us, please? This is the greatest sandwich I've ever had. And I'm not telling you niggas where it's from. I will. It's an egg, cheese, and avocado bagel from Bagel Market on 168 William Street in New York City. You walk approximately 300 feet north and eat it at this table.

This is the greatest sandwich I've ever had. market on 168 william street in new york city you walked approximately 300 feet north and they did at this table this is okay so it says uh it's genius editing yeah it says language alert by the way i didn't say it no not you the guy in the video the tiktok did yeah we already played it yeah i know well i didn't know it was coming well it says he went viral thursday for sharing a video on twitter in which he identified the location of a bagel that a fellow internet user had shown off in a video without sharing where it was from. He identified not only the address of the shop, New York City's bagel market, but also the type of sandwich and where the original poster was seated in the video.

I'm all about exposing haters. I actually did it this weekend. A guy sent me a very rude tweet and I searched his Twitter and I was like, you should probably delete the three-letter word that you've been using several times on here and he ended up blocking me. I felt a little bad about that, but I also did this guy a favor by

being like, hey, you have used this slur many times. You should probably delete it. Was this lad football bro related? No. I feel like it. No, it was not. You would have thought it would be because i love i love getting in the in spats on there okay can we back up for a sec and talk about this guy's crazy skill just his general skill set so i we watched a few clips earlier so he will just see uh very briefly just a

a google a google earth or what is it street Street View. Sorry, Google Street View of anywhere in the world. And he'll be like, okay, that's, and he'll say it, that's Guatemala. And he'll pinpoint exactly. How does he do it? Surely he hasn't memorized every street in the world, you know, visually from Google Street View. He's just a worldly fellow.

But like, how does he do it? It's, I don't know. I think it's probably experience i think it's probably a lot of time spent going on google street view doing that kind of thing you don't think there's anything um awry here you think he's no i trust it for some reason i know i maybe shouldn't but i do trust it i also think he only posts his wins you know like there's a great chance he doesn't post his l's. Right? He never has. Is that correct?

Do you know what the cherry on top of this entire situation is? Yeah. I think he paid to have the bagel named after him. It's now called the Rainbow. Really? So not only did he expose this guy and ruin his favorite spot, but now he has commandeered the entire bagel himself and named it after him.

I wonder what the uptick in business has been. So is this kid making money? He's making money off the google street view stuff well i'm sure he's he's pretty popular social media guy i think he's a twitch guy too i think he just like live streams all this stuff too yeah oh man yeah let's see how many subs he's got i think he's got a lot of subs randy you familiar with that does that? Does he have a plaque much like Formula Bone? 334,000 subscribers. Oh, he's probably got a couple plaques. He's like, call him the plaque daddy.

Why does he go to a dentist? He's got so much plaque. Why does he low-key look like your buddy Brady? He kind of does. He kind of looks like a nerdier version of my buddy Brady. What a weird skill. So he sees the street view. He's so immediately looking at architecture uh climate and any type of topography

foliage and stuff and he's like i'm gonna have to follow this he'll like yeah that's so and so japan and he'll just what japan fucking wild i want to i don't know thank you guys thank you all for coming out anyway the bagel situation is really funny fucking wild. I want to know. Thank you guys. Thank you all for coming out. Anyway, the bagel situation is really funny. I just love... Well, I think gatekeeping a bagel in a city is really dumb. I do kind of hate it when good spots get ruined by popularity.

But if a spot is that good, you do want it to be... You want them to be successful in their endeavors. Counterpoint. This is walkable from this guy's house. he said he walked 300 feet to go get it if if there's a 300 a bagel that good 300 feet from your your doorstep and they don't they're never that busy you can go walk in and get whatever you want and it's reasonably priced i get why you would want to do it well then don't put it on tiktok for your followers and possible virality to happen

has has brett chimed in has he been to this bagel spot i know new york city is quite large good question brett is a detroit pizza influencer so i'm not sure how how his bagel game you know why their bagels are so good up there right david no why it's the hard water oh yeah really city uh were they watching the idol hard water oh it's a horny show hard water that's what he was going for there dave water i had a bagel when we were in new york recently that's a brag it was good sally looked at me and she goes do you think do you think people would roast us for where we just got a bagel from and i looked around and i was like seinstein's like this is this is a chain for sure like no one wants us at this bagel shop. Yeah.

I went to McDonald's in Italy. I did submit my one bagel to get paid back from Nordstrom for that bagel. That's good. They gave us a little stipend every day. And I was like, you know what? This $5 bagel, I'm getting that money back. Was it good? It was good, yeah.

I'm not your typical bagel guy, though. I'm not doing eggs on bagel sandwiches. You're not a bagel head? I love cream cheese, man. I'm not your typical bagel guy, though. I'm not doing eggs on bagel sandwiches. You're not a bagel head? I love cream cheese, man. I'm addicted to the cream cheese. Me too. Everything with cream cheese is my jam. Except for sushi, of course.

The bagel sandwich, while they can be very good, it's a lot, man. If you eat an entire bagel sandwich, it's like putting a Sperry top cider down in your belly. The bread is dense. it's hard to get through that bagel when you're eating it the same the same way it's it takes a serious bite to get through there you had you had a little tease of uh christopher walker yeah it was weird it was dense you got a little bagel dense just comes out sometimes man i've had this i've had to officially tell my wife like you like yeah you know like if someone like if if like alissa can't get a hold

of you for example oh sorry babe i was on 15 she's going to p terry's for dinner she like she'll order you something right and she'll know what to order you pretty much she'll know what you like generally speaking yes i had to recently make an edit to sally's mental orders for me because she was just getting me everything bagels every single time we went out and i was like i'm over everything bagels i don't need an everything bagel every time it all gets new teeth you smell it gets crummy everywhere i was like if i'm in public i need a very plain bagel i actually exclusively make alissa order for me and pay for me know your worth king damn that's how much you'd like to see a girl boss win you let her do everything yep timon would not be proud of what you're saying right now you're not one of his

protégés you have no clue where i went to school should we just do a pumba page where we just do like like just like yeah piece of shit beta stuff i think we'd be pretty good at it but i love it that's kind of our wheelhouse dude i, I felt bad for Puma, man. He couldn't even fart. His friends wouldn't stand down wind from him because he was farting too much. Yeah, it's a gassy animal. It's a gassy hog, man.

Yeah. Shout out, though. That's hard. There were some real ones, man. Good friends, those two. Timon and Pumba? Yeah. Yeah.

Some of the best friends that you could have. They treated Simba right. Kind of gave Simba some bad advice, no? They were essentially just like, dude, why don't you just come burn out with us in the jungle? Yeah, like, just, dude, who cares, man? There is no God. Just fucking hang out.

It can't affect anything. Dude, Simba was on his Prince Harry shit. He was trying to fucking abdicate, and they were like, no, player. Good word. It's my favorite Third Eye Blind song. Well, I abdicate and they're like not player good word it's my favorite third eye blind song will i have to kate same can i get these young blokes off the street i'm sorry i'm really sorry i i apologize for that i gotta apologize for the fucking uh timone's instagram's not playing i i just it's not one of my better ones.

I hope I've got time to save it. I think you can find it. Can you do a favor, Dave? Can you go on your phone? Can you go to the Sunday Scaries Instagram? Can you submit a bad Monday? Hey, I'll do you one more. Oh, shit.

Got him. Slams laptop shut on a Monday. Epic. Yeah. You think I give a fuck? Because I don't. Because my laptop shut on a Monday. Epic. Yeah. You think I give a fuck? Because I don't. Because my laptop's shut. This guy's a savage.

You guys going to do the show? Before we get out of here today. Yeah, we will. We can continue with your laptop shut. I think we're capable. Okay, we'll see. Then we're going to close today out with a little special seg called Circling Back. Uncircling Back.

Oh fuck, I've got a story to hold up. I've got to open it back up. Oh my god. I just got called in. The orcas are. I got a story to hold up. I got to open it back up. Oh, my God. I just got called in. The orcas are back, and they're just fucking people up. We got a new boat captain who's coming out here.

He has been ambushed twice now by pods of orcas. Love that orcas are pods, because, like, we're also a pod. They got the same dude twice? Dude, he got him. They're now... They're now at the point

to where they're going, right, for, like, specific parts of the ship. It's so swag. They went for the rudders. It's so swag. They ripped the rudders off, and it's like, well, I can't fucking steer now. I'm just out here. I'm not going to call the Coast Guard or whatever.

They're smart, man. It's a smart way. So this guy said he was, quote, surrounded with a pack of eight orcas, pushing the boat around for about an hour. And he added that the ship's rudder was so damaged that they had to be towed to the nearest marina. That's simply not ideal. If it's the video I saw, I think at one point he says, I think we're starting to take on water or something. Like, they were doing serious damage to the boat.

He said his first reaction was, please, not again. Can you just be like, fuck they're back these killer whales are back from it at some point you just gotta tip your cap like all right you guys won i will stop cruising through your territory orcas about to start like interfering with international trade and like ship channels i'd be fine with that that'd be hilarious are we gonna have to like is there gonna be a low-key war on orcas because i don't i have no like we're orca guys here. We're pro-orca. It's a beautiful animal. I'm pro-pod. This brings me back to a listener voicemail from many months ago.

And it was hypothetical. And it was if all the animals in the world teamed up. Yeah. So assuming they could communicate and stuff, would they take down was that not the question yeah it was this is just another another check mark on my side i'm team animal here they're fucking our dope up there's no way you don't think no why uh we have weapons we have battleships we have everything you can possibly yeah but all these things are designed to kill humans i'm pretty sure they'll work on an animal too but what about all the bugs man you're telling me all the bees assemble and they start just fucking taking people down left and right mosquitoes were already trying to take our

bitch asses out i haven't succeeded i had a fucking i had a wasp situation that i had to confront they're not gonna kill you though no but but they could have bit my dog or something, gave her a little allergic reaction that could have really derailed my Saturday. That's true. I saw one crawling into a little crevice in the door that goes out to our patio. Oh, yeah. And I was like, oh, that's not great. That's not ideal.

So I squirted a bunch of that shit up in there. Squirt, squirt. Then I taped it all off to keep them in there and freak them out trapped them yeah trapped them damn i'm not sure if that was the move like there's probably dudes out there they're like yeah you never trap them dude they're just fucking planning they're gonna evolve yeah yeah they're gonna they're gonna they're plotting your downfall right now dog i don't know what to do though when i see a bee i freak out i'm a i'm a friend of the bee the wasp the yellow jacket they they i'm like a little bit more like, okay.

You said you stopped during season two. Shout out to Murder Hornets. They had a minute. Remember that? I forgot about the Murder Hornets. That is one of the weirder moments in American media. It was like one weekend we were worried about him, and then we just never heard about him again.

It was like a total distraction clickbait play. It was weird let's look back on that one day maybe i'll do that tomorrow on touching based oh yeah i'm kind of like i've gotten rid of all my like really exciting conspiracies so now i need to like dip in and like i have a bunch that listeners have sent me that i haven't actually researched and now i need to go back and actually start researching these there's some scientology ones that uh the listeners have sent me that i'm playing with fire dude i'm too i'm too afraid i can't do it can't do it this encounter happened in the straight of uh gibraltar dylan please don't say it like that y'all dude dave's weird emphasis guy with words he's weird emphasis

yeah and there's the dylan we're done sigh of the syllables okay you're not a big syllable guy no i usually just say syllable but do you think like your superhero origin story was like there is um how your last name is notoriously hard to pronounce spell and like maybe that's why you're so like um i'm pretty chill i'm pretty chill about my last name yeah but back in the day i remember you would you kind of went into a rage if somebody messed how do most people pronounce your last name like a version of chevreria yeah chevreria last night like a version of chevreria yeah chevreria chevreria yeah because you know it looks like that defries i like chivara chivara yeah it's like it's like che guevara like all together exactly cuban revolutionary i've said this a million times in my life uh don't worry it's a weird one here laid the mark totally life. Don't worry, it's a weird one.

Is he related to Mark? Totally fumble it. Don't worry, it's a weird one. It was convenient as a kid because I could always hang up on the people that would ask for Mr. DeFries on the phone. Be like, well, I know you're a telemarketer. Now I'm just getting texts. People are a lot more confident in saying rough

than they were when I was a child. A lot of people would go roof and it was like they were kind of scared. They didn't want to like embarrass me. Now there's no one's doing that. No one makes that mistake. It's just straight up rough. Dylan, I have it way worse than you ever had it. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I told you the golf coach story. I took the golf class at T state. It was at 8 AM. Not a good choice, but good choice but i did and uh i went to sign in one time and the golf coach who didn't actually coach he was just there like to make sure people signed in and played he would just go i swear he went i wrote my name down he was rough huh i was like yeah

he goes you know that's one of the few words my dog will say and he looked over at like the the kid working in the pro shop and they both had like a laugh you wanted to laugh from somebody yeah i dropped out that's good i dropped out that day oh hold on i think the audience just got it it was that day i knew i needed to contact timon oh man you're so funny dude you fucking killed that coach dude that's that's killer man hey man i thought i'd come back here and just beat your ass later, man. That, I mean that, that class was really training you for a future in, in playing hungover rounds of golf on the weekend with starters who have terrible fucking jokes.

Yeah. There's something about being in the pro shop that just, your humor goes to like, it could be me in there. Your humor goes like 55 and older. your humor goes to like it could be me in there your humor goes like 55 and older we had a starter in michigan and like he looked at us and i could i could just tell that if i gave him an inch he was going to take a mile and he was going to talk to us until we were literally teeing our ball up and i was just like yeah i'm not i'm not doing this yes i've played here before thank you don't need any help sir well i'll tell you man it's in good shape uh we're kind of doing some work on seven so if you don't mind keeping it off the uh native grass he was, it's in good shape. We're kind of doing some work on seven. So if you don't mind keeping it off the native grass. He was like, it's a Saturday out here. So it's going to be pretty busy, pretty backed up out there. But since you played here, you already know that. And I'm like,

yep, you don't have to tell me. I know it's a Saturday. I know it's 830 AM and I played here a million times. So thank you, sir. I can't wait till my golf course, golf course, retiree days. I'm just there. I'm working the shop, golf course retiree days. I'm just there. I'm working the shop, mixing it up, looking for some kind of distraction. I'm going to be a cart girl when I retire. Fuck yeah. I like that for you. Here comes Willie Beers.

Dude. He'll drink a zillion of them. Oh, dude. This guy's just slamming Bronsons. Dude, he loves sapping a Bronson every once in a while, doesn't he? That's what it was. All right, guys. Good Monday.

Yeah, good stuff. It was a fun one. About to be a good week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.